Morning Good - The Fly-Fly Man - Episode 292

Episode Date: November 9, 2025

Jess Levin and Levi White return to the show for today's episode. They talk about Gay Halloween, the extra-terrestrial highway, and the Saga of Charlie Klank.Thanks to Jess and Levi for coming back on the show. Check them both out on previous episodes and hit their links down below for more.Jess is on Instagram @jlevcomedy and just release a special on YouTube called "Party Body." We're big fans of Jess and this special, so please check it out and make sure to follow her on YouTube @jlevcomedy . Levi is on Instagram as well @levithewhite.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

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Hey, welcome to the air. Thanks. Welcome to morning. We're here at Jess Levin and Levi White. Yeah, we are. That's like one of the lame things I do. I will occasionally watch like an eight-mile clip and be like, fuck yeah.

Just like on the- Get pumped up. Yeah. Like, or just somebody's just out of the blow, I'm just like, damn. Wait, am I in frame here? Yeah, you're good. You're good.

You'd have to be like over that to be. I feel like I'm like, George. Loungein. Yeah, you're lounging. Yeah, you're lounging. Yeah, it's comfy. Yeah, I mean, I, I, there's some vacation. Like, yeah, hip-hop stuff.

Like, like, I'm singing, like, rapid in a nods. I never lived in a fucking, you know, ghetto. I don't know why I picture you living in the ghetto. I don't know why I picture Jess is like from the streets. I'm boozy. Oh, really? Burbs. I'm booge.

I'm boozy. I think you just seem like a strong person, so I'm like she had to be. Well, yeah, I was raised that way. But yeah. And I've been in and out of the city for, you know, a long time. Were your parents, like, well, did your dad grow up in kind of ghettoy? Not ghettoy, but he, uh, white trash. Okay.

Mom grew up poor. Yeah. So, yeah. So they grew up rough. Yeah. But not, you know, my mom grew up in Chelsea when it was like rough. Wait, how long have Chelsea was rough? Dude, yeah.

Back in the day, it was met. Methadone clinics. Now they like it rough. They do. They're gay folks. Yeah, they moved to El's Kitchen though too. But yeah, Chelsea used to be pretty, you know, had some rough and tumble. The city used to have, like, I was talking to my mom about Halloween.

I was like, Mom, because my mother never really liked Halloween. She goes, you got to understand. When we were kids, you didn't go house to house to go Halloween trick-or-treating. That was not a thing you did. She's like, you know, because it was like, you stayed in the apartment building. We went into the building. Right. went down the hall, yeah.

But we didn't, like, go, you know, it wasn't like what it is now. Well, now it's crazy because people... Because now it's heated, isn't. Like, it's just people fucking going bananas. Oh, I went fucking bananas. Oh, I did too. I got fucked up.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, man, I got fucked up. Oh, man, I got fucked up all the way. Well, people also, I will say this about New York. People don't know that trick-treaters go to, like, stores. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's like not a thing other places.

No, yeah, yeah. I noticed where I live in Sunnyside. It was, dude, Sunnyside blows up. like people from everywhere in code of my neighborhood because they block off the streets. Yeah. So kids could just run around and shit.

It's really nice. I love it. Yeah. I love Halloween. I forgot doing shows on Halloween sucks. Don't recommend that. Oh my God. Next year I am.

I'll do October 30th. I'll do like mischief night, but I'm not doing Halloween night because the people that came were fucking lame, dude. Oh yeah. Because it's like what I don't know who's, like for me it was like first of I did gay Halloween for the first time, which was fucking awesome.

Wait, what's what there's like, So it wasn't like, I was like, I'm doing gay Halloween. I was going to say, I saw it on threads. I killed with the gay Halloween stuff on threads. It was awesome. It was fucking crazy. So like, so like I got invited this thing.

This girl's like, hey, we're going to go to this like Halloween party. And then she's like, it's all my friends. And then she starts naming guy friends. I'm like, okay, he's probably gay. I just like assumed it was gay dudes. Why? What were the names? I don't remember.

But it was, it was something about the vibe I could just tell. What she was talking about and stuff? You know when you just tell that she, her friends are gay? Yeah. And that means she's going to dress up really slutty then. Yeah. Yeah, and that's what a... And then I show up, and it's like, dude, that we go to this like...

Dude, you're wearing a telitubby outfit. That is fantastic that you did that. Did you wear the one that's gay? No, no, no. So I didn't, I didn't... The whole thing is I was a telotby, but then I had, like, a... The porn on my screen. Yeah, which I wish you had 9-11 on there.

That would have been. That would have everybody... Then I'm arguing with some guy who's like, Uncle died. Dude, you're doing... No, you would have... The amount of shit. No, I would have got in so many arguments that night. I'm like, dude, this is just enough for people to be like,

dude, that would have been. I mean, that was it. The picture of the building smoking was kind of perfect. Because it was like breaking news. It was kind of perfect. It was so perfect for it. I was like, you gotta do it.

He's like, I can't do it. I can't do it. I would do that for like a Halloween party. Plus, Zoron got in. So it's like you'd be, oh wait, not yet then.

Not yet. Oh, no. Yeah. People were, by the way, people were where, I want to get back to that after. Yeah.

That's all good. But the fucking costumes were in, it was like. They're incredible. Both people are doing. I think it's awesome. It was still, it was like,

this is what I've been looking for in Halloween, this amount of passion. I didn't realize I have to go to gay Halloween race. Yeah, they go all, dude,

they know how to party, bro. That's what I love about gay Halloween. They know what a party. And they've made what that, and that's another thing too. Like, my was growing up,

you know, gay culture was still like underground. You know what I mean? You weren't like out and out, out, out, you know? Yeah. Now, I think since it's, it's like another pride thing.

Yeah, yeah, So it's become a whole new thing. And they love dressing up. Yeah. I was talking to my cousin. They have gay Easter there, which I didn't know is the thing. That's so funny.

Where in Florida? In New Orleans. In New Orleans? Yeah. Well, New Orleans is like, come on, they'll have like gay arbor day.

Yeah. Yeah. They go in. They're like, I get to dress up. Yeah. They're like, fuck,

yeah. They'll go into the paint for anything. Yeah. Which is what I love. Yeah. There was people on fucking stilts. And like, somebody had such a good caution.

This dude had like, you know that like red devil from the Powerpuff girls, it's like super gay wearing heels. No. The devil is gay in the power, but which I don't know if that's like a thing they're trying to say. I didn't know that. That's funny. It's hilarious.

It's like the devil and he's got like heels and he looks like a drag queen. He's got like. Shut up. Yeah. That's amazing. So that's what he dressed up as? Yeah, it was great. That's so awesome.

That's so funny, dude. I don't know what you made anything of this. Do you watch that show, smiling friends? It's so funny. Yeah. Bro, that is by far my favorite cartoon animation series on right now. dude. Is it the first episode

where they, so if you don't know the show, it's like, they're like a cartoon organization. I mean, they're like these weird

wacky characters they're supposed to cheer people up. And I think it's the first episode they go to some guy's house and he's just got a gun to his head. Yeah. And then they go to like, it's like this weird cartoon character.

They have to make them smile. Yeah. They get hired to go make people smile. Levi, you got. I did see. Oh my God. Well,

their Halloween ones are fucking off. It's like smoking crack. It is insane. It's so. The Halloween one came out. is that the one of the guys is Jared Fogle? And it's like a super realistic. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's insane. It is insane. They are insane. Like, I watched it last night when I got home. Oh, my God, dude. And they, they scare you too.

It's weird as fuck. It's so weird as fuck. And they do mixed medium cart, like animation. Yeah, where it looks super real. Yeah. Like, yeah. So it's just crazy.

I don't know why you may think of that because the devil being gay. And it's funny. The Zad has a joke about that. And then also with South Park, the devil being gay. Yeah. That's so, like, I never thought of that as it's being like a theme. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. I mean, I'm like, if you talk to somebody who's like an e-algenical, they'd be like, the devil's devil's definitely. Yeah, right, right. Well, that's what's great about Dodd's joke last night. I heard it last night he was saying how, like, you know, even when Jesus looks more gay, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the long hair and the freaking, you know what I mean, and the clouds and stuff?

Why would that be? Yeah, because the devil. Because you're talking about a devil three-sum, which I didn't know what a devil three-sum was. I didn't know that's two dudes and a chick. Yeah. Yeah, I would never participate in anything like that A couple times in my life Over the last two years

Of you of all people No, I'm being sarcastic You guys have a bit about it Yeah, yeah, I've done it Oh wait, you do, I remember, okay, I haven't seen it But yeah, yeah, I remember you've seen a clip for it Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, you should be like No, I've done that a bunch of times, yeah

Wait, did you know the guy? No, never It's better not to know him, right? I think so, I think it'd be a bonding experience if it was a guy I knew but I'm also like... It's a bonding experience. That's fantastic.

Yeah, it would be. Yeah, and that is the fun part. Would you high five? Would you high five? Yeah, yeah. But this time, the second time, or I guess the third time I think. That's funny.

I'd want, if I'm doing it, I'd want them to high five. Yeah, well, this guy just locks fingers with me. Have fun, guys. Yeah. Are you enjoying yourselves? Yeah, this guy locks fingers with me. Ew, that's weird.

I was so uncomfortable. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. No, it's, eh. And you pull away and it just launches you further into his wife's vagina. And like, that doesn't work.

And then, and you don't want to be fucking rude. It'd be like, you'll get away from me, but you're like, E. Yeah, I like this. It's a little weird.

The power is crazy, though, because it's both of our strength. So you're like, holy shit, I'm getting, like, launched in here. But this is very,

very uncomfortable. I was not a fucking fan. And you don't want to ruin the moment. Yeah, you can be like, you'll get away. Yeah. It's like,

and then, you know, you're not soft. You're getting hot, you're like, fuck. then you got to do it all over again. Yeah, I think it was probably like 10 seconds. And I was like, yeah, I like went to grab her hips.

And I was like, yeah, this is not. Yeah. It's not for me. You got to be like, thank you. That wasn't consensual. Thank you very much. Yeah. That's fucking hysterical.

But it is so funny too because like you're one of those people who are like, you tell the guy you're like, I'm straight. Every guy is like the same way with like, oh, yeah. Of course, dude, yeah. I just want to look at your cock. Yeah. Dude, seriously. Well, I think it's like a thing where like the dudes, like a lot of times, like there's

probably a lot of dudes. One dude I did a threesome with him and his girlfriend, and then months later, he was straight, and then months later I saw the dating apps that he was by. And I'm like, did I? Did I? Did I? Or, did you do it? You think you did it? Oh, my God. Nah, mediocre performance on my part. Actually, every time I've done

a threesome, but. Oh, yeah. Well, it's a lot. I imagine it's a lot. Yeah, especially when every time I've done it, I've been on ketamine. Just by coincidence. Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah. I remember I told them, I was like, I think my dick's in a different room right now. I can't even feel my my fucking cock right now. Who pussy is this?

Yeah. It's your pussy. No, I'm serious. I don't even know whose vagina I'm in there. Your vision, your dick is in the other room. What are you doing?

Waiting on them. Yeah, exactly. Just drinking a coffee. That's so fucking funny. Are you guys Dale and Brenda? I just can't even remember the last three minutes. That's crazy.

Wait, so when you're on ketamine, though, it doesn't fuck you up like cocaine where your dick doesn't work? Yeah, but performance enhancing. Oh, you take a blue? Okay. And then you're like, wow. Yeah, then you can, yeah,

you could basically, be dead and have a bone. Better. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I don't know if it's good to mix with, like, I don't know. There's all kinds of, I don't even know. I had COVID earlier this week. Okay. And the fucking doctor. Did you?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, shit. Did you know, like, were you sick, or were you just kind of like? It was the worst I've ever fucking had it. Oh, really? Oh, my God. Yeah. I was like, I never had it bad. And then I was, like, dying. And I went into the doctors. Because, like, I don't normally be like, okay, let me go to Walgreens. I just don't think of COVID. So I was like, I probably have strip and I'll get like antibiotics. And then he was like, yeah. yeah, you got COVID. And then I went to the pharmacist.

He's like, you can't take this with any of your prescriptions? And I call my doctor. He's like, yeah, like, you're fine. That's so funny, dude. And then I asked him, I was like, can I take it with like a boner pill?

And he's like, uh, I mean, do you have to? I'm like, I mean, dude, I don't know. Like, what if something comes up? I was, I was like, you're amazing. Yeah.

What do the doc say? He was like, yeah, it'll be fine. No worry about it. But I was like, I like, I'm going to go. And I was like, That's not how you want to end the call.

That's so fucking funny. But if somebody's like, can you not? You're like, and I don't think I ended up taking it, but I was like, I mean, I just, you know, dude. I love the fact that you're like, can I take a bloop? It's like, well, you shouldn't be in contact with anyone, but. I love your priorities. You're like, yeah, but what if, like, El McPherson shows up from, like, 1985? Like, you're fucking so out of, like.

Oh, I bring it to the airport. I'm like, what do I think I'm going to get fucked at the fucking airport? Dude, I love you. I love you. You know what? If I was a dude at your age and look like, why not? Why wouldn't you?

Thank you. I think you're not, you know, I say it every time I'm on this pod, but I just think you're just, you know, you gotta take advantage of what you got, you know?

Oh, yeah, yeah, and that's one thing I'm definitely like, yeah. Like, I'm kind of late, I'm like, you know, I'm having a couple weeks

where I'm like, like, I've been drinking in a week and I'm like really trying to lock in. Good for you. I've been the opposite. Yeah. I got hammered. You saw me.

I thought you were totally sober at your party No, I was fucking annihilated Well, you looked, when I left You were like, I could tell you were getting drunk But you weren't like crazy Oh yeah, I like towards Everyone kept on buying me drinks I didn't expect that

I did not expect that I just thought we were gonna do hang And I didn't expect as many people Like thank God God bless everyone that K and people That DM did all that stuff But it was just I didn't every time I turned around There was a drink that I was being given

It was insane And all it was all reflective of like when I hang out with them, what I drink. Like, I hang out with this one person. I drink martinis, I guess, when I'm around. So they gave me a martini. When I do shots of tequila, this couple times I've done shots of jamo. Someone came up to me with a shot of jamma.

I drank like a sorority girl. I was so fucked up yesterday when I woke up. I am so behind out work right now. It's not even fucking funny. This whole week was a party. It was insane. And last night I party too. Not hard, hard, but like I was out till one in the morning.

Yeah, but you're here pot. That's what matters. Yeah. It's not like you're like, I don't know. No, I got a weird, like, I'm only doing it because I'm like, Halloween week was just crazy. Because it was like, it was, I think Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I drank. So I was like. Oh, really Tuesday through fraud, like all the way through?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's a good one. I almost hopped the barricade. My friends were the other side of the parade. And it's like, you got, it's like 25 blocks. Yeah, it's insane. But I had ketamine on me and I was like, nah.

And you see all these cops there, 15? I'm like, dude, if I got gun down in a teladubby costume by some fucking cop. I'm sorry. The visual of that, your yellow, bright-ass yellow and laying there, it's like a family guy episode. It's such a funny idea. I'm like, yeah, I can't. But yeah, over that stupidity of just. They're on the other side.

The other side guy. Get over there, dude. Like he's running. Yeah. That would be, that would be how it happened. Oh, 100%. I am going out away like that, yeah, for sure. No, you better not.

You better think of it. Dude, cops are so bored, too. I see him on the train station. And last time I nearly wanted to fucking knock one over. Because he was standing in the stairs and blocking traffic. And he was just standing there on his phone. I was like, dude, just get off the fucking stairs. Like, it's like they're, they're, they're, they're bored.

They're on their phones the entire time. Yeah, it's a boring fucking. Okay, you say that, but then it's like, I needed a cop on the subway the other day. And I was like, I don't know what the fucking do. Yeah, exactly. They're always there when you're not there. Where, what happened to you though? So there's these, the fend couples, I don't know what you call them when there's like a homeless couple that's kind of like.

Oh, those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, she started choking him. So I was like... Like, she got up and choked him? Yeah, she was choking him. And I was like, all right, so to be honest. Which end, how, end of how far are you?

Probably, like, I don't know, probably not. I wouldn't say the other end, but probably like 20 feet away. Anybody else on the train with you? Yeah, so this is where I was kind of like, all right, she's choking him. I was like, so if he swings on her, like, look, like, she shouldn't. But, like, I don't know where you hop in because you're like, she's a... Yeah, you kind of, you got a, you got a, let that one play out.

Well, and then I... Let them have fun. You don't know what she has and you don't know what it is and yeah, you don't. But then he starts choking her and that's when I get up to go do so. Then I was with the comic, he's like, then I was like, well, if it's, yeah, I guess he didn't see her, him choking her. It was more like he's like, fucking stop, because he's... Yeah, he's trying to get her off of her.

Yeah, he's like, he's like, you need to fucking chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I so badly want to be like, can you fucking hit each other somewhere else? What were the arguing over? Was there something like, you took the bag, man? She's like, you ruined my life And then he's just like Well, maybe he did, probably

Yeah, yeah But she made choices Which is kind of how I feel When you see some of that chick Because you're like, look, like, if he was like strangling her Because it wasn't like Was the vibe that they're like

20s but they look like they're 50? What was the vibe of that? The vibe was like it was like a middle age Oh middle age, okay I mean probably not middle age Probably like They're both probably 40 I have no idea

You have no idea when somebody's zombies Like that Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah. But it was like, I was like, if he starts like strangling her, then we got to do something. Because either way, like... I'm picturing white. She was white. Okay.

And then he was Hispanic. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah. But I really was like, so he did ruin her life. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. My family loved me before I brought you home for Thanksgiving and you fucked everything up. Um, okay. So what, yeah, don't ever get involved. That kind of thing. Don't ever get it. That's no. that stupid bitch you get involved and she's like

kill him you know what I'm saying but I'm saying if it was the point where like she is like getting killed that's what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah by way if it's like a random homeless guy fucking up a random chick then I will hop yes that's a different thing yeah yes yes and I was just kind of like looking around I was like who else

here is gonna like but it's also like when she's like screaming at him yeah I mean no that is yeah it's like I don't know it's like somebody's jumping in front of the train and you're trying to jump in the front of the you're like to stop the train You're like, you know, there's like, right. It's like, don't, yeah, don't.

You're like that, it's like that fucking goody-toe shoe kid. There was a guy going apeshit in Brooklyn and the guy went up to go talk to him and the guy, the hellmless guy stabbed him. Yeah. I remember reading that. And I was just like, you fucking idiot. It's like those people that I see sometimes where it's like someone sits down. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, are you serious? The guy's having a manic. The social worker thing is kind of like a crazy idea. Well, no, I don't think so. I think it's actually a good idea. It's just that you can't have like some idiot social worker. You got to have someone that's like knows kung fu at that.

the same time. Which is not a social way. No, but we need to rebrand it. I mean, maybe there's some cops that would be better

at doing what they're doing. Like, you ever seen the wire? No. All right, there's a character in it, he's like, nepotism baby,

and his dad's like the head of the precinct, and they're douchebags. Of course, they're Polish. Yeah. Just douchebags. And he's a douchebag, and he ends up getting

finally fired and let go, and he becomes a school teacher, and it turns out he's much better at doing that and doing that. So there might be some guys that are cops that suck at being cops, and if they, you know, and you transition to them to social worker, maybe it will be better.

And I am like, every, I think the qualification of the cop need to be higher, but I don't know how. I think, I think, do you have to graduate college now? I think you have to have gone to college. What else I think, too, with cops, is that cops are just... I don't know if that's relevant. Well, I think so. Really? Really?

Yeah, I don't want a fucking dummy. That's why you get those dumb fat-ass fucks that are being iced now. But my thing is, I don't think going to college necessarily, like, like, like, the the other like more moral call. You don't have to like, you can go to like a city college. John She's a college, you fucking nerd. But it's also they got to be like criminology and shit. Like I don't want a cop that's like I was an art major.

Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I agree with that. Do you what I mean? I just, I do think they need some form of fucking intelligence. But also two cops back in the day, a lot of them were from the neighborhood that they're policing. So it was better because they had a relationship with people.

And personal bruges that they could. take out with their they're like, yeah, that's, you know, Mr. Miffles. And so it's like, people understand it. Now it's just like, whatever, I don't know where some of these dumb shits are from. But, um... That is kind of, that's a great point. Because like, you know the personal relationship. You're like, okay, this guy is... Yeah, you're like, he's not, you know what I mean? So you're not like, oh, do, do, do, do, you know what I mean? It's like shooting retarded person. Exactly. I just see a lot more, there's a lot more, like, I think maybe less, but for a while there's a lot more, like, I never understood. how many people were shooting guns. Because it used to be like, whenever you're watching a detective shows, it's like he shot his arm, firearm.

Yeah. That was like a big deal. Yeah. And then for a while there was like the fucking okay corral, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, you know, like, I mean, I get it. They're like, well, what do you do? It's like, yeah, that's why I'm not a cop, you fuckhead.

I probably kill people too. Like, I'm not meant to do it. I heard a crazy case. This is a case I heard about. There was a guy who was a cop and he heard that some guy was running around with a gun. Right. And the guy was running around with a metal shower handle, which like if you just

see it real quick yeah I'm like that's kind of a tough one that is a tough one yeah I'm not saying it's all black and white I'm not they don't have it easy fuck that you see babies getting microwaved on a daily basis

and you see some fucked up shit your brain's gonna get I actually saw that in a cop TV show one time ugh god really yeah yeah dude yeah they see some fucked up shit I'm not saying

they're all bad or any of that this is what I'm also sick of people it's not a black and white thing no some of them are Chinese some of them are Chinese yeah some of them are you know Hispanic

but yeah it's just but people need a fucking you know look at the situation from a whole point, not like fucking just whatever, you know? Yeah, absolutely. But yeah. Stopping a homeless man on the train from beating a woman. I just want to kick them.

I don't want to touch them with my hands. Yeah, that'd be gross. You know? That would be really good. Yeah, I put gloves on the floor. Yeah, that would too. Like, there's no, fuck. Ew.

No. Stop it. No. Yeah. Gross. Gross. I even get mad. Like, when I see that shit,

I'm like, when I walk on and I see them, like, laying down, I do the home. Man, what the fuck thing out loud on the train? Oh, really? Yeah, I get mad. I'm like, well, because also I get mad at a couple things. I'm like, this is like a reaction towards like, why does society allow this to happen? What the fuck is going on?

Why is he doing this? All right, fine, he's mentally. I get like all these emotions all at once that is just, I'm kind of like, ah, you know what I mean? And I'm annoyed. I'm like, you fucking fuck. I want to sit down. I go so far later day, I'll sit, if there's empty space, I'll sit across from it and just smell diarrhea. Yeah, that's disgusting.

I'm like, it's used to. The funniest is the train, you go on. Yeah, you would fucking freaking here. I love that moment of the train where you're like, why is nobody sitting in these empty seats? Yeah, exactly. It's just like, no, man, there's been a couple of times, you know, smell of like piss.

And I have to say, it's gotten better. Like, I remember, like, late 90s when I first got here as like an 18-year-old adult going on the train by myself consistently. It was pretty, it wasn't as what it is now. Well, I will say that's also a problem I had with Halloween was like, so I didn't wear the pornographic thing on my shirt. By the way, it's not actually, it's like before they start fucking.

Yeah, before they start fucking. Yeah, it's just a white chick with those started by black dudes, right? Yes. And I did have, there was kids in the train. You made, you allude to it. It's a thinker. Yeah. It's a thinker.

It's not just an obvious thing. There's depth to it. If you didn't graduate from Jingleheimer-Smith University, you're not going to get this. You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't get it. The fact that you can even say that, I can't even say Jinkleheimer. Jingleheimer Schmidt, right? Jingleheimer Schmidt, right?

Jingleheimer Schmidt, right? I can't say Hyman. I can't say Hyman. I want to say Hyman. He sounds German. Jim. Jim. Jim Schmidt.

Dang. Heim Schmidt. They're all laughing at them. He's like, no, you listen to me. Nine, nine. Hitler sees him fucking,

like, playback. He's like, you know, this guy was on to something. Yeah, Chigal Ivors, yeah.

Wait, sorry. Oh, no, you're good. You're good. It's very funny to cut off the job. I'm like, guys,

this is important. I don't know it's important. Anyway, I had my porn shirt on. There's like kids in the train that are like, they're like, first of it was like old black lay

like, wait, in the telotovie outfit? And she was like, oh shit. She was like with her, with their kids and her kids were like, who's that on the shirt? And I was like, uh, my sister.

But I purposely didn't leave the house until like 10. That's so funny. Then yeah, whatever. Then rate it are. And it's also, dude, they've seen shit all the time.

It's fine. It's New York fucking city. But they're not like, I got a minor issue with like, so like I get you want to take your kids to Halloween parade around. seven, but like, dude, I was there at, like, 11, and there's, like, kids

and strollers, and I was like, it's time to get him out of here. There's guys, dresses Goku, climbing on rafters, like, jumping around and shit. It's like, you got me about to get AR-15. I don't know, is it? I'm so sick of why censor shit? No, no, I'm not necessarily a bit. For me, it's more of a safety thing.

Oh, well, that's true, too. I guess you're true, too. I think, like, I don't know. Like, like I say, there's so many people down there. There's so much cops down there. It's not like, you know, I don't know. It's like weird. I get annoyed talking about homeless. Last night when I was walking, you know, from the seventh train to the BDF, there's

like a tunnel you walk through. And there was, I guess he was homeless and his two kids. And the kids like, he's like, Papa, I'm going to run. And he starts running. And he goes, I was like, where the hell is he going? He keeps on running. And then he goes down to the platform, like away from. And I'm like, what is he doing?

And I was about to get involved. And then some other woman, I'm like, thank God. All right, there she is. All right, cool. Because it was just like, that annoys me when it's like, you're like not only homeless and you're bringing your kid to fucking, you know, try to get money, but also just when I see kids running around the train by themselves or running, that's, I get annoyed.

Or if they're on the train and they're running up and down the thing. Oh, that drives me nuts. That drives me fucking nuts. I'm like, what are you? That annoys me more than, you know, being out at 11 p.m. Yeah, I'm also like, yeah, I'm not like, I don't really care as far as like your kids are going to learn everything eventually. So I'm not, I'm not like, I need to be shielded. But I was more just like, I don't know, it's like a crazy mob of people.

In like, like, if it's like a, like, if it's like a two-year-old, that's when I'm kind of like, this is, if I was, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's kind of where I'm like, yeah. Right, right, right. I agree. Yeah, no, totally. But parents are fucking, I don't know. Yeah, I also didn't have a kid, so I have no idea what it's like.

Yeah. But, uh, I know, do you got to pick and choose your battles, but why the fuck sometimes you're creating battles? Yeah, yeah. You know? But whatever. I still had a ball. Like I said, the show sucked dick. And then I wrote a city bike from Gramercy to Harlem to go to a party.

And that was fun. Yeah. people. But I'll be honest with you, I kind of I stay away from the village just because it's too fucking, I'll get annoyed. That many people walking around, nightmare. I'm going deeper. I'm like, I'm doing the parade next year. I'm doing the thriller dance. I heard doing it. It can be fun, but it's

long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, so you're in it to win it. It's Saturday next year. I, yeah, I know. That's why I won't mind it. Like, let's put it this way. If I've, like, and before I'm at the cellar hanging out and watching the stamp. But to go through it, like, I went down to,

what was I? not Aster Not that far down Union Square I had to go pick up some weed And I went real quick to go pick up a bag there And dude The amount of people Just not paying attention

They're just walking around like Yeah That I was like all right I was like get me out Give me out I'm riding the bike People are not paying attention People the cars are fucking do whatever

It's also it was marathon weekend Yeah So it was bananas Yeah the next day was just like An old place was bananas The whole weekend And you get to see the tradition Of the hot sits cross in the street

Which is amazing Oh my God That's fantastic. That is absolutely. I forgot about that. It's so good. Oh, dude, I should have, I would, yeah, you're right. I would go right.

That was a moment. There was a moment where I was just up as a telotubby, and I saw a couple hesitant guys like raised eyebrows. I was like, no, no, no, do not pretend like you're not dressed silly too. I was like, we're all dressed kind of silly. No, next year, you should dress like an acidic. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I think you'd kill it.

And then you should go around the neighborhood. I would want to do that so bad. I wonder how undercover I could go. I think you. I really do, too. I wonder. Deep in. You get deep in.

You're in like some ultra-orthodox party. Circumcising children. I'm cutting the penis. Seriously, you find some fucking like you go to the underground like tunnels. Oh, that would be so sick.

You got to, you got to do it. You wake up here in Israel. You're like, what the fuck? How did this happen? You're ringing out with Benjamin. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Unbelievable. And then we're watching TV. He's like, is that Mike? The background. I'm just staring in the bag.

He's like, this is the best prank ever. Yeah. He spent these in a set of two for 30 years. He's like, they have no idea. That is amazing. You never said anything? You become like an icon over there. I love this idea.

Dude, I would love for you. You would kill. I think you'd blend it so easily. Yeah. Well, they asked me, I mean, I know they ask everybody. They do ask me if I'm Jewish when I'm walking down the street. They do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The dudes do, right? Yes. I do. I had a couple. times they ask me. Then I start screaming at them and they run away. Well, and the women are so funny to run. There's some bald baddies. Really? You think some of them are ugly? Some of them, but

some of them are like, damn. Some of them I guess are like damn and then you look at who they're with and you're like, ugh, like gross, dude. Because some of those older acidic dudes, ugh, they're like the definition of a pedophile. Like their face. Like, it's just so gross. Well, and a lot of those dudes are apparently like, I've talked to Dominatrix and they're like, do those dudes love, just getting. Oh, yeah.

They do. They're fucked. There's a lot of fuck. There's a lot of fuckery going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're fucking crazy, dude. The bank was really funny because my, my bank is over here. I was going to get my rent check. Yeah. The other day.

And it's just me and all these acidic guys. And I was like, you guys know my landlord. I was like, I was like, he might be in here. And I was like, you guys just hand this to you. You guys, yeah, you guys know where he is. For real, for real, dude. But yeah, I, next year, I really want you to be an acidic. I mean, I would consider it.

I would consider you trying it out soon. Yeah, just to, just to, I do like, I do want to go on the beard now. Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah. I don't have a lot of time. Yeah. It's also like the, I think the outfit's not doing anybody any favors.

Like you could be a handsome acidic guy, but then it's like you have to grow like. Yeah, the outfit, the curls. And I always notice their stomachs are really big over the belt. Like they're like behind. It's like if you look that behind, they look like they're thin and then you look on the side. And it's like, where the fuck does that come from? Yeah. You know?

Or they're very thin, frail dudes. Like, they're very skinny. That's such a good point. I see him at the gym. They do go to my gym. Oh, you see me in the gym? Yeah, yeah. Did they wear in the whole outfit when they work out?

No, they're wearing like tank top, hat. Okay. Is the Torah around them? They hold the Torah? Well, isn't it that the thing with the strings on the bottom? The Torah's the book. It's a book, but I thought it's like in their fucking thing. Oh, I didn't know.

Yeah, maybe, yeah. I don't know. I got the thing. And then, I don't, did they wrap their arm around shit like that when they pray, when they do that? I don't know. No, no, no. I mean, I just see them. There was one that was doing like, I mean, I get the best characters of Blink.

fitness. It's amazing. What do they do? I mean, there's one guy. They make noises too, weird. When they're working out. Oh, yeah, yeah. You'll see like an old, you'll see like an old lady like leg pressing who's like Hasidic and stuff like that. Oh, really? Yeah, you'll see some fascinating stuff. But it is like, uh, I mean, there's people doing karate. I mean, one thing I definitely want to do. Karate. You know, fuck karate. Yeah. There's a lot of people shadow boxing a blink

fitness. And I'm like, that is so fucking funny. Really, dude? It's, and they're making it. No shit. It's full of lunatic. One thing. really want to do it. I'm going to do this. Probably not at my gym because I don't want to get kicked out. But I do want to hire an old Chinese man. Okay. As my guest pass at a gym. Okay. And just like hold buckets of water. Like on my back while he's like punching me in the stomach. Like doing like weird.

See what like karate kid kind of shit? Yeah. He's like releasing like a bee and I got chopsticks and I'm like trying to catch it and stuff. That would be fucking great. It would be so great. You know, you should, that should be a whole thing. You should do spranks. I think you'd kill it. Yeah, I've got some good... Because you don't give a fuck. And also, like, I don't know. It's something about you. You're very unassuming.

Yeah. You can blend easily if you do it right. And then you can keep the gag going for a minute. Yeah, well, and I'm like... And I think that's... My humor randomly will just pop up in weird places where I'm like, this doesn't work as a sketch. It doesn't work as a stand-up bit, but this works as like a funny idea.

That's kind of like me in high school and college. I was like, oh, this is a funny thing I could do. And some of that's hard to do on stage because you're just like... No, but I think you'd be the king of pranks. Yeah. Well, one thing I'm working on right now, I really shouldn't be talking about this. Okay. But I'm going to talk about it.

And do not put Mufon in the title of this episode, Paxton, my producer. Yeah, Paxton. You heard of him. So I'm officially a member of the mutual UFO network. I get a membership card in the mail next week. No way. If I go further, which I'm going to do. Of course you will.

I'm going to do this. Yes. I bought the book. Okay. What's the book? The book is manual on how to be a UFO researcher. No way. Dude.

It gets so much better. Okay, keep on. So, I bought the book. I got to take the exam. There's an exam? Yes, there's an exam. Dude, there's a real, this is like really organized. Yes.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, there's, I think there's... You get voted in or something? No, no, no. So I have to... What you got to do is you got to pass the exam, which is... The idea is very funny.

I love the idea of people trying to hang out. I'm like, I'm really stressed. I got the UFO man in research exam. I got to pass the exam. I believe if I pass the exam, I get a... Like, it might be like a, the, I'm going to explain the end goal. The end goal is to get an official license with my face on it that says Michael Good,

official Mufon, UFO field investigator. Oh my God. That's like, X-File shit. Yes. I'm like, dude, if I have that, I want that so fucking bad. And I saw pictures of the guys with them. It's just like an old guy with a glasses and like. Of course, and a beard and mustache.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, dude, having this thing just in my wallet. Have you ever been on the extraterrestrial highway? No, but I want to go so bad. Dude, it's creepy. I drove through it. Right before you get on there, there's like massive, massive billboard. Like, one of the biggest billboards I've ever seen that's like right there that says this is the last place to get gas.

Like some people who can travel, you have to have like a gas tank with you just in case, depending of your car is a gas del alerts just so you can make it through because there's nothing. It is one of the most creepiest rides I've ever done. And then the people that live out there are just, I can't even imagine. Because there's people that just, they're like, come here, we'll show you a UFO. and it's like, out of nowhere, you'll see a house where it's like, yeah. And there's like, like, I don't know what you call it. Like, it's like, Halloween decorations, but they're not decorations where it's just like aliens and it's like, hi.

And it's like to get, like, tourism. But it's like, when I was on the highway, there's no one there. It's like occasionally. And then out of nowhere, you'll see cows just on the road and you have to wait for them to get off. Oh, God. It's one of the most creepiest places I've ever. Like, the vibe itself is so weird.

Yeah. That I was just like, and the desert freaks me out anyway because I just, that, that, that, that, that environment, I do not find, like, you know, some people like get attached. Like, not for me, dude. I've never found it particularly appealing. Like, I've been out to you. I was just surprised because I've been to Colorado. I've been to Texas.

Colorado. Colorado. Colorado. Official UFO investigator, Michael. Mexico. Wait, I'm sorry. So you're going to get this thing and then you're going to take the test. And then what are you going to do?

So I don't know if I get the thing before or after this. But then there is a mentorship kind of program where I get assigned to five cases. I got to complete five cases. Shut the fuck up. Yes. How do you prove? Do you have to give these people money? I'm not getting into that, but yes.

No way. What a Ponzi scheme motherfuckers, man. This is an MLM. And somebody applied to be an official UFO researcher. I will not say anything bad about Mupon. Oh, my God, dude. There's always a fucking... This is all leading to Scientology.

Yeah, this is going to be a Scientology. Now you're talking, now you're getting into his domain. That's Levi's domain. You've been into Scientology? No, Colts. He's just, he's a profound, obsessed, and he could talk about Colts forever. Well, I definitely want to get into that in one second. I definitely want to hit on that.

So I looked into it. It's really like, you can basically do it from home unless it's like a crop circle case. Like apparently, yeah, unless I got to be there. Dude, the idea of me putting like a plastic glove on and being like, I'm going to have to. That's corn. I'm going to have to check the wreckage. Yeah. Yeah, just be just like searching for metals.

Right away, I'm just thinking about you putting a little. your finger on an alien. That's the immediate visual I got. It's just like me putting on gloves and and then a visual it's an alien. Yeah, dude, seriously. I fucked an alien man. You had a devil threesome.

You ever had done NASA devil threesome? You guys make these kind of jokes, but I'll say nothing negative about Mufant because I'm applying. So, you know. The idea. We all have different paths. Yeah.

All right. Star Trek motherfucker. you're good. You're still long when you need them. So, but apparently, so it's like, I got to,

like, I got to, like, weather patterns and then FFA reports. And then I just, what are our FFA federal? Aviation. So I have to check to,

like, basically you're, you're supposed to check to, like, try to disprove it. And if you can't disprove it, then it goes into, like, the database.

Okay. But if I close five of those cases, which apparently you could just do from home, then, like, I'm an official, and I'm like, dude,

I could call into, like, think about how many UFO sites are a week. official UFO researchers. So like, there's no way I couldn't get on local television. You're so funny. You get on local access television everywhere throughout the country.

You work hard enough. You'll, you'll be on CNN and shit. That's fantastic. I want to be one of the guys who's like in the back when somebody's testifying in Congress and it's just me in a suit, just like sitting in the back. I want you, you're like the forest gump. I want you to be like Netanyahu with the...

I just keep going. I just do to keep going. But I never want you to say anything. I just want to be like, is that? In the background. Like, I just want you to hear the background. So conspiracy theories will start looking into you. Oh, that's great. They're like, why is he here?

This guy's always there. Yeah, exactly. And then it's like, I can see that scene. He's like, there's been like a photo room and it's all red and they're like, wait a minute. Microsoft. Magnifying glass. Like, wait a bit.

And they go. There he is again. There he is again. You need to like shave your, you need to look real weird. You just shave your head, shave your eyebrows. Yeah. Well, if I am on a local like station. The background on my Zoom, because I'm assuming these would be Zoom calls.

Oh, you already have what your background's going to be? Of course. Got to have a globe and all these weird maps and like a bookcase. There was all these books in the back, but they're just kind of like, by the way, by the way, I will say this. You know, you got to like do kind of NDA stuff. I'm so excited to go back and my family asked me about it. I'm just like, I really can't talk about it. And then they just see me in the kitchen at like 3 a.m.

With a bottle of whiskey just staring. I get like a little withdrawn every time I visit. Oh my God, dude. each time it's like is eating you up yeah I'm just like oh you're good oh the uh the fucking cold thing so one crazy shit I've been getting on my fucking feed

is agartha shit you know what the fuck that is Gartha is like there's this guy named Admiral Bird who apparently was like a whatever he was like a flight guy whatever he called pilot and you know he took those planes you know I'll describe the mean

he's a fly fly man He was a fly, fly man. I'm going to bail this exam. I can't even. You know, you get the hat and shit, you know. Wings. Fly, fly man. Fly, fly man.

He's fly, fly man. One of those. On the choochoo. He's one of the sky cars. All right. Yeah. Well, I'll start by saying this. The Agartha memes are just out of control.

And it's mostly a joke. So it's like... Wait, who... Is this a guy you're saying? Ogartha's a place. So it's like an underground crystal city. And the memes are crazy. So a lot of them are...

Where is this supposed to be? It's in the North Pole. So like, there's lots of like... So the memes are crazy. Like, there's one of the best videos I've ever seen in my life. You guys send me this shit because I have no idea about this stuff. It's my feet is so brain rot where it's like... So everybody's...

A lot of people have seen this video. it's like Alex Jones coming into cybernetic Charlie Kirk's new thing because there's, you know George Droid, right? No. So George Droid is a storyline

where they brought George Floyd back as a cyborg. And they've done the same thing with Charlie Kirk and he's Charlie Clank and he's a sideboard. Dude, hold on.

I love the ingenuity of people that there's people putting energy into this. They're doing full storyline. And it's been going for a while. Dude. Yeah. Are you serious? Oh my God.

You got to send me stuff because I have to. I send him to Jake Strom all the time. They're like, they're like, they're so in depth. And like, people put so much time. And it's so incredible. It's so good. And it's like the, uh, what is it?

Like the Agartha one is like, Alex Jones breaks into Charlie Clank's place. And then he's like, where are we going? He's like home. And they go in. It is, by the way, I will say this. Agartha has some weird Nazi shit going on. Yeah, well, that would sense. But it's like.

Why is the name? I like the name, though. Well, and Agarthe is, like, separate, but it gets attached to, like, so the Nazis were looking for this place called Hibornia, which is, like, a civilization. Apparently, all the, like, Aryan-type creatures there went to, because, like, Hitler was all in this weird, like, kind of, like, mystical shit. You know, that's so crazy that they all are. This is, because I'm doing a bit about Peter Thiel and how he's into Lord of the Rings. Yeah, yeah. Which is why he named it Palantir.

Oh, my God. And it's like, these nerds, they're all into this, like, sci-fi. shit. He's talking about fucking antichrist and shit. Yeah, he wants... Terrifying. Yeah, he's fucking insane.

Yeah, well... He's a psycho. He's a psycho. Well, I also have a theory on this. Like, I've taken an amphetamines for like 20 years. The Nazis were on fucking amphetamines. They are math.

You get so into weird shit like that where it's like these Nazis were like, we gotta find the holy grail. They're just speed it out. It's like your brain starts going to these weird. Oh, we're true that. That's like the kamikaze shit. Yeah, yeah.

The Japanese guys where they were doing, weren't they doing meth? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's what was like that they were doing meth and that, you know, the guy, you know, I never know that who is the,

I don't know the name of the pilot that fucking crashed into Pearl Harbor. What? That was a kamikaze. Yeah, it was Jimmy Yakaputu. Oh, okay, good for him. Jimmy Yakufu.

That's a good one. You pulled out of your ass, dude. Actually, his name's Al. Yeah, Al. Yeah. It's a white guy from Kansas. Yeah. Dude, the idea of being high on crank.

and flying. I mean, that's exhilarating. You shouldn't do it, but... But yeah, well, yeah, but that's why it's like, that's so crazy. Like, probably the terrorist for 9-11. I think they raw-doged it. I know, right? They're like, I don't know if we could drink coffee. The rules are kind of weird about this.

Exactly. It's like, dude. Oh, my God, man. I had a hookah this morning, versus, like, being high on Crystal F, like, woo! It just boom. Oh, my God, dude. So, wait, so I'm so sorry. I'm going on of tirade, but this Agora, what's it called Agora?

So there's Hibernia Or Hibernia Nazis said that's where a lot of Aryan dudes went Yes and they believe that those people And that's where they are They thought that they there was existing there They had to go there Yeah and then a lot of Nazi like

Later Nazi people like neo-Nazis Think that they went from there to Agartha Which is agartha is like not necessarily Directly tied to Nazism But a lot of people are like Oh shit like And be while Gartha's like what the fuck Yeah yeah they're like we're not

We're just trying to have a good time dude Yeah we have a beautiful crystal City. I don't know why these fucks. Oh, that'd be so frustrating if you're in a Garth. It's just like, we're just trying to have a good time, bro. Yeah. Now we've got all these jerks here. But when was a Gartha made up?

Yeah. Like when... I don't know, but... Because it just sounds like it's the Fortress of Saul, dude. Superman's... Oh, yeah. Yeah, it does. I'm envisioning that, actually. When Superman hits that thing, crystal, and it's like,

and all the crystals start popping up. Yeah, it does look like that. Marlon Brando comes on. Yeah. Taylor. Yeah. You have to keep the race pure. That's fucking crazy.

I'll sell it this part quick. The Adam Bernd guy said he, or his apparent, it's like a journal that was released where he said he was flying, went to North Pole. This is like it, not officially from his journal, but somebody says his son said this was in his journal. And then he saw UFOs with swastikas on him. And then in a Crystal City. Yeah. merch baby yeah yeah

so ridiculous by the way poor bird family who's probably like not associated with this and they're like yeah your dad's at this he's like

this is yeah but the Gartha memes they will go in such and then like the neo Nazis will randomly be like oh yeah

like all the Aryans are in like Agartha and the agartha memes they'll be like flying in and it'll be like

it was like Charlie Kirk and Alex Jones and they show up and it's like an Aryan looking, what's his name, Cash Patel, and he's like, welcome to Vahala. Shut. Oh, God.

And then Yaqub, who's this guy who's apparently like somewhere, I believe in Islam, I could be wrong, but he's this black guy that made. So it's like a weird thing where they're like. Dude, it's so crazy how they're taking different things that are in different cultures and just like mucking it up. It's like, it's so weird. It's like we're going to take the piece of book of Eli. going to take of the it's just so they're taking folklore and just like mashing it into one thing into one

thing and it's that rationalize this it's so crazy oh it's that and then hard techno playing and then a montage of like flying saucers and like pyramids being built and then randomly black sons what do you call the nazi thing with the black sons just like flying in circles and it's just like what the fuck you got to send me this stuff oh it's so good and it's insane and then the memes i've started getting her out of control because they're like Millbrook high school teachers who would be allowed in Agartha. And it's like, it's so, it's so brain-rod.

It's like, and it's like, Mr. Stevens, allowed. And then it's like a black teacher. It's like, so-and-so, welcome back, Yakub. Oh, my God, dude. I could see 14-year-old dudes loving this shit, though. Oh, I'd have so much, right. And then it's like, Mr. I could see it. Mr. Stevenson banned forever,

like an X over his face. Oh, my God, dude. That is fucking crazy. dude. It's so out of control, but my memes will just be like, it's like... Your Algo's got to be off. It's so funny. But it's so good because you're like, this is so funny and like, the

views are like thousands. And I don't think like I think most people probably like this is just like a funny meme now. Right. They're making them. But it is like, it's funny too because I like like like the video and I'm like, oh, I didn't like that there was a random area and sun flying around. But it's like a weird thing where they're like,

I think they're like a weird sect where they're like, they're like, the meme culture is like, okay, black guys are allowed because yeah, Kube or whatever, but like, I don't think, I don't know if Jews are allowed into, I don't know what the whole thing is. Oh, you don't know the rules of regulations. Oh, Garth. Yeah, because Cash Patel was there, but I don't know. There's no way Jews are allowed. There's no way. Yeah, but the memes are out of control. It's like them. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. The deer draft in this crystal city.

Yeah. Why did they build it this way? memes would be out of control where it's George Floyd with like blonde hair in like a Nazi uniform in a guard that it's like dude insane insane insane. I can't even

like I can't even like I'm like I'm baffled like well I'm baffled like I remember I was in I don't know if I told you this story I was in Detroit maybe three years before Trump got in the first time and I was at this place called the Heidelberg project

which was an art installation project in I think East Detroit or West, I think East Detroit, which is a heavily black community. And one of the guys went to Vietnam, came back and saw his whole neighborhood getting burnt down. So he took all this car. And he created a whole block of art. And I was there walking around and I turn and I see a bunch of white dudes.

They're like, let's get into a picture. And they started giving the Zichael sign. Jesus Christ. And I had never seen a group of white dudes doing that ever in my life, like ever in my life. And I walked up and I was like in shock. Like I was almost like, I'm like, excuse me. I'm like, did you guys just do the Zika?

Like, it means a Roman signal. It is a Roman signal. And they started going back to the romantic. And then one guy was like, I'm just taking them here because I took him to Detroit Institute of Art to show him, you know, Western art, the clean art, the proper art. This is vulgar art. This is like, and going in. And then I learned about the vulgar art and that whole realm of Nazism when they're, that's why idiot Trump's trying to do right now is create the ballroom. He's trying to create the sense of life.

Dude, whatever I hear somebody say Western. I'm like, oh, dude, dude. Well, you know exactly. Then you're, so I was just like, it's shocked. And then a lot of people saw and, like, started coming over. They're like, what is wrong with you, people? And Michigan, if you look up, like, on it, there's a hate map by the, I think the southern Southern poverty law center that there's a hate map.

And it shows you, like, where, like, a lot of hate groups are. And I looked out, Michigan is, like, really high. They have a lot of high. And I was so ignorant to understand the level of this. I was like, you never see this in New York. That's crazy. And then sure of shit, like our whole country started fucking, you know, it was just one of those funny things where it's just like, and they were, like, I never heard of eugenics before,

and they were saying, they kept on using that terminology. It's, you know what it is? It's like, they're smart to me just because they can memorize something and they say it back. And I'm like, do you even understand? They're quoting shit and it's just so crazy. I'm like, and the energy that they're putting into this, I was just like, dude. And at that time, I get, there were a group of in cells and I didn't, know what they were. It was just basically what it was. So they all looked like in cells now that I think

back on it. But I was in shock. I've never seen like straight up shit like that. Well, I think what we're experiencing is we're experiencing like kind of the end of like free speech restrictions and cancel culture, which is going to have like dramatic growing pains. Well, yeah, the pendulum always swings, right? Yeah. But then the way and then I think it'll even out once those people like take a second to read a little more. Well, yeah. Well, that's why it's evening out now. Like these assholes like you know you think you're gonna like you don't think you don't think you don't think mondani's gonna happen around the country now with all the bullshit that they're doing you're kidnapping fucking kindergarten teachers yeah yeah like and little kids are watching this it's

like you think people are gonna be like oh man i can't wait for the next alone yeah you fucking idiots what do you think is gonna happen well and i think that's a thing too where like you get like these 18 year olds who like were told a bunch that they couldn't say certain things and they got like the far left like things so they go went so far the other way but then i think i think it'll even out and i think yeah it will It will. I am getting conspiracy theory. I'm sorry to become a conspiracy theory,

so I got to slow down. That shit's a slippery slope. Oh, yeah. Especially with the Charlie Kirk shit and seeing like, I'm like, why are they fucking, they tampering with evidence and shit like that? And there's rumors going around, like the Israelis killed them.

Yeah, yeah. Like there's all those stuff. And I'm just kind of like, I see how conspiracy theory happens. Oh, yeah. It's a very slippery slope. It's so easy. Because the government does suck and they do crazy shit.

It's just so funny how far it goes, though. Because it's like, you know, like those QAnonon people, they're like, yeah, the government's stealing all over money. It's like, yeah, and they're like, and Hillary Clinton needs babies. You're like, wait a minute. Where are we going here? Yeah. Like how it goes from one, like, that's great.

Like, that's what's funny to me with those people. Well, you almost like need to go so, because I went in like really young, like in college. I'd do a bunch of Adirondgo, like deep. I was Epstein like hipster, like year. Were you really? Fucking 10 years ago. Wait, how did you hear about it though first? It was just on like a random, like, I learned about Jeffrey Epstein.

I remember telling my mom was like, you know Bill Clinton like, oh this is. She's like, no, he could not do that. Like, yeah, I was just like. So crazy that he would not do it. He fucked an intern. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what are you talking about? Jennifer Flowers, even getting into, like, during an election campaign,

Jennifer Flowers came out. Yeah. Yeah. Saying that they had an affair and shit like that. I mean, yeah. Yeah. It's insane. Bill Clinton is the Democrat version of Trump.

Yeah. With the way he ran and everything like, like, yeah, yeah. Look at that whole thing and the way he fucking was and stuff like that. It's the same fucking shit. It's just different extreme. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah.

And I think like they, uh, yeah, like, I think it's like. But it's so funny to me that these kids, it's so funny. Like, you know what it is? I didn't have internet when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. You guys have grown up with it. So it's crazy what you guys can bump into and how like what your brain will compute it as. Right, but I think you go so far in and then you, then you read more and then you go, okay, this is great.

But you have to go almost so far in to be like, oh, okay, this is kind of great. Like you realize where it gets false and then you're watching a video of some guy talking on YouTube and then you're like, oh, this guy's a fucking idiot. And then you're like, oh, okay, this stuff is all kind of like. Well, that's good. you have that. I think a lot of dudes maybe not have that. I think some people, they don't. They don't understand. They don't get that. Yeah. Especially the tism ones.

Oh, yeah, yeah. The tism ones. Just like, Jesus Christ, they'll all in. They'll give them the all. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, they're like A plus B. But I think also, too, with like the same, like, I think Kanye West has officially said everything crazy that he's going to get bored and be like, all right, I guess. Like, I think it's that you have to, people were so, like, couldn't say anything. And then they wanted to go crazy.

He's like, I'm going to make all these Hitler songs and go fucking crazy. Yeah. And then he's like, eventually he's going to be like, okay, this is boring. But he needed that, like, outlet to go crazy. And some people like need... Yeah, I don't know. Like, now I saw he was praying with a rabbi. Yeah, yeah.

He's backtracked a lot. He's like, yeah. It's like insane. And then I see a clip and he's like, well, not also. Not all Jews are bad, right? And he goes, no, all of them. Like, he's like, clips. Like, he's just insane.

That dude is absolutely fucking... Oh, nuts. He's absolutely insane. Neil Brennan has a great joke about that. that, like, talking to how thug he, like, he's full on, he's so hardcore. He became a black Nazi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like how hardcore he is.

I mean, I'm bitter. Don't quote me on it. But it's just like so, that's how, like, you know, back of the day was Biggie and Tupac. It's like, boom, boom. It's like, oh, yeah, I'm a Nazi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He needed some way for me. And your gang, I'm a Nazi.

Yeah, exactly. You'd show you, motherfuckers. I was just the artsy kid from Chicago. Yeah, no, I'm a Nazi. Yeah, exactly. Well, like, you know, he died in arts a kid, like Hitler that didn't get in because of his artwork. See, it always goes back to art, man. Yeah.

Always goes back to art. But that's funny as shit with the alien shit. I can't even imagine. I'll show you after this. They're so out of control. It's so ridiculous. Well, and then the, didn't the U.S. come out and say that they've seen, like, didn't they say they've seen that UFOs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, lots of it, right?

Yeah. So we, do you think that? I'm 60, this is my 6040 on this is so funny. Okay, what is it? 40% of me thinks that it's the U.S. government, and they're just bullshit. 60% of me thinks that in the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico crash, we got of higher optics, three alien bodies crashed, and we hear the process of, what do you call? This is why I need to be president of movement.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm waiting for him to do it. And in 1948, you're like, the fucking Nazis I talk to in Detroit. Yeah, there's all these facts that I, yeah. I'm just like, what? Yeah, 60% of me thinks that we're a product of accelerated evolution and that aliens created humans. Oh, is that what they think too? It's a lot of people. Yeah, because it's like...

I like a rival. I like how they handled the alien shit. Did you see that movie a rival? Oh, yeah, with the signs. Yeah, they're like all a bunch of trees. The aliens just keep drawing back swastas. They're like, oh, I guess the Garth is real. What are you trying to say?

What are you trying to say? Yeah. Yeah. And they keep on doing it. They're like, I'm not saying that. Yeah, I'm not, yeah. I don't know inclusive. Yeah. I don't think these are, let's shut the program down. That would be a good sketch. like a woke like we're talking and then they start saying shit and you're like I'm not repeating

that I'm not I'm not yeah I'm not saying anything that I'm not saying anything that that is so fucking well that's a comment I heard they were joking about Matt and Shane's podcast because like people are like oh the aliens they the whole thing is people were like okay well they came back to like stop us from nuclear fallout okay because that's like where the timeline goes right it's like Roswell New Mexico the alien crash they were testing UFO bombs right in that area is that the first time is that it 1946 yes but like there's alien stuff before that but that's like when you started to see like a huge influx of like UFO sightings and stuff. Okay. Okay. Okay. Copy. All right. And then, but I think I just,

why are they coming? What are they passing through? Like, what are they doing? The whole idea is that like we're like doing nukes and then where they were like, you fucking chill. But it is like the Matt and Shane joke. I just, it's a funny idea. They were just like, but then they, we did a Hiroshima Nagasaki. So it's kind of funny. They were like, all right. I mean, that was meant to happen. But like, yeah. All right. Japan, we'll give it to you. Yeah. Tid for tat. But now it's done.

You're all even, stop it. Projects complete. Yeah. So, but like, what are they, like, I just don't, like, if there is aliens, like, who gives a shit? See, I'm so opposite on this. I'm like, like, I mean, I'm fine with it. I'm cool with it, but I'm not like, I don't know. For some reason, I'm not like.

There's nothing we can do. Yeah, kind of. Like, I'm just like, all right, cool. But to me, I'm like, it's more of an answer of why we're here. Because I don't, I don't, I think. I see. I don't care about why we're here. Really?

I don't. It troubles me at night. Really? I'm sweat. Not sweating, but I am like, what is the right? You know? Well, there's no right or wrong. It's just whatever.

I'm purely existentialist. I'm like, nothing matters. It's all good. Just do what you got to do. I'm the opposite. I'm like, I'm not voting for mayor, but I want to find out where we came. That is so fucking funny.

Yeah, like bigger picture. Where are we? Why are we here? That's why I would people bring up politics. I'm more interested in the ocean. Like, I'm more of that guy. Like, I want to know. to do this to you, but that's where a lot of people

think. We're all in there. What? All them aliens. Yeah, the UFOs are all coming out of the water. Are they? Yeah, that is like a non, that's like the most common. That just creeps me out thinking about that. Yeah, that's like the most common UFO settings. They think they come out of the water? There's videos of UFOs

going in and out of the water, yes. That's pretty bad. Take a little dip. Yeah. Taking a little dig-in-a-poo? I like underwater aliens. Those are the ones I want to meet. Yeah. I want to know what's up with those people. Because, you know, there's So we can't go so deep. You know, it's like so deep down there.

It's like, like, pick spark black and you get those weird fish that look like fucking. They're like electric cut it or some shit. That's some creepy shit. Yeah. But like there's outside of like alien. So they're not coming from space to come from the water? I think they're 100% not coming.

Like if I was to believe in it, it's not coming from space. No way. Yeah. I thought it was all. No. Like fly fly fly people. The fly fly fly man. The fly fly man.

No, they're not the fly from it. Yeah, I think they're probably. Sorry, all flights are canceled. We don't have enough fly-fly men. That would be great. And then just hang up and then just watch the airport go crazy. Yeah, dude.

Wait, they're coming from the water? I didn't know that. So outside of any alien conspiracies, this is like legitimate video. UFO or UAP, whatever you want to call it. What's UAP mean? So they change it from UFO to UAP because UFO means unidentifiedifying

flying object. UAP means undidentified anomalous phenomenon. It's so funny. It's like, we don't say master bedroom, we just say, bedroom. Yeah. It's like,

it's like, excuse me, please. Yeah. It's a lot of Furn. UFO was my slave. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't use that. So I'm sorry. So you AP? Yeah, because the videos that you

watch, a lot of them, like, and these are like literally released by the Pentagon. You see. I know. It's so funny that I'm like, we still don't

fucking have JFK nailed down of who fucking really did it. And now we're getting this. Okay, go ahead. You watch the videos. It literally goes in the water and out of the water.

Like it can go, it, like, can go in and out of the water. And then you have, like, these flight guys, fly, fly, fly, fly men. Some of the fly, fly men are like, oh no, we saw this thing go in the water, come out of the water, then we saw, like, a bigger thing in the water, like, is like some sort of, like, thing. And then they're like, and these guys,

like, whether you believe in aliens or not, there is some sort of association with these things being able to travel out of water and, like, not making a fucking splash. No way. Yeah, it's kind of crazy, yeah. See, I want, it's the kind of fly, fly men, I want to meet. Like, they're coming in and out of the water.

Like, where are they going? Like, like, the Earth rock? Like, just, I didn't think you could get out anywhere. Well, I don't think, and I don't think it's necessarily that. I think it's just the fact that they, like, most military flights, like, they're definitely related to, like, military flights. Like, they're definitely, if whatever these things are, whether there are government or not, they're interested in, like, aviation testing. Yeah. So, like, these things are around aviation tests.

It was not necessarily like deep depths of the ocean. Oh, okay. But they're just like, okay. Off the coast, yeah. Okay. Does there have been any research onto like where they're from or what they, what they speak or anything? No, there's a million things. Like most people, like, the most common, like, hell belief probably in this is that it is a, they're interdimensional travelers.

Okay. And that I didn't understand this at all. Do you know, so holographic theory is that basically if something was from a higher dimension, it would appear, it would be hard for us to like conceptualize it. So for example, if we were cartoons, we would only see shadows because it's two dimensional. Contact the movie they talk about that, which is a great fucking movie.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. At one point he's like, Jody Foster's, the alien comes out as dad because he's like, you'd have a hard time seeing me and understanding me. What's up? It's like, you're not going to understand this.

Yeah, you're not going to understand it. So he comes as dad to talk to her, and it's like her dad. Yeah, I remember that way. So, yeah, yeah. I get emotional every time I see that scene. Oh, it's great. It's a great. We watched it in like eighth grade science class.

Did you? Well, that's such a great new because Matthew O'Conning. Yeah. Everybody else are fucking shrooms right now? Yeah, I know. Seriously. You're like in the fucking classroom. Everybody else is just bored.

I'm just like, fuck. That's what you found your meaning. Yeah. I think that's your meaning in life is this whole thing. That's your meaning in life. Is this? Yeah, to be a move on.

Yeah. But that was a great movie too because Matthew McConae plays like a priest or whatever the fuck. And it's just like the whole thing. thing of war between like, you know, religion and science and stuff. I love that fucking movie. But yeah, anyway. Well, and the guy who came forward recently

was David Grush. And she goes in the water too, you remember? And that's, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. I didn't think about that. Well, the David Grush guy doesn't even call a holographic theory. He calls it a holographic principle, which is fucking weird. He says to my god, it's not even a theory anymore. It's principle. It's like, it's like an actual fucking thing. Yeah, and you're like, and people glazed over that, and they're like, so you're saying the

UFOs are like saucers or triangles? He's like, everybody just blazed over the fact he's talking about fucking this shit and calling it principle it's fucking weird. That's so fucking crazy I do. We don't have a ton of time. I do want to know the cult still. What's your favorite cold? He's a going. He would know. The one I'm always

getting stuck in as Scientology. I'm fucking obsessed. I just, I wanted to crumble. I hate it. I think they're evil. Yeah. Yeah. That's really like why I get into the cult stuff is because I'm just like, these are evil people and they deserve to die. Nice. Well, Elron Hubbard is 100%

like a scam artist. Oh yeah. It's crazy. He was a scam artist and he was an abusive man. He beat the shit out of his wives and all sorts of stuff. I don't know if he was a pet of him. And if you saw that, you'd be like, we'll wait till the cops show up.

Well, this isn't my fight. A lot of negative stuff led to this. I don't know what you was saying. The Scientology, that's the big one that I just really hope to go away. And it sucks because I do love Tom Cruise. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And he's a big, you know what I'm doing? He's done a lot for five foot four. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And like Sky pictures is him basically. All those Mission Impossible's is him. You know? The last two fucking tank, though. Did they? Oh yeah. Big bombs.

I love the day, every Mission Impossible trailer, they make it look like it's the last one. Oh yeah. I know. They're like one final. Yeah. This is it.

Um, yeah, I'm more into like Taylor Swift's cults. Yeah, that is a thing, too. That is a thing. I mean, that is legitimately a cults. Like, or any, like, Christian nationals, I'm, like, really confused with those, like,

that whole cult. What is this? I call Christian nationals a cult, because I think it's a cult. Because it's, like, it's just a bunch of, like, I find the hypocrisy of them. They're, like, they say they're Christian, but yet they don't like Jews. You know what I mean? Like, they're just Christian white nationals. That's a cult to me.

I wonder, what's the, I was meaning to actually look this up before the podcast. what was Hitler's view on Jesus being Jewish? Yeah, because it is kind of like a thing. He was half Jewish. We looked at all apparently not. Really? I thought his dad or mom's side or something. Or somebody at least said this to me.

There was other Nazis that had like Jewish heritage. Okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought he did too. Big A was not. Really? Yeah, that's what we call him.

Big A. Hey, big A. But I just think that's like for me, that's, you know, crazy. And like, you know, listen, Charlie Kirk is. scumback, but this Nick Fuentes guy is Kirk on 20 times. He has nowhere to go.

I realize, because I listen to up. Well, he shits on Trump. He shits on everything. Yeah, so I don't know what. It's just crazy. And there's stuff that, you see Steve Ben came out like, the new thing. He's like, if we lose, we're all getting arrested. We have to win.

We have to win. We're all going to get a prison, including me. Oh my God. I'm like, you just like outwardly. And it's like still. it's like, and still there's not one Democrat that's like, let's fucking go after him. Like, there's no one going.

It's so crazy, man. Well, I think the Fuentes thing is like, he's put himself with such a box where he said so much crazy shit that he can't now backtrack because, like, no. He gained popularity by saying crazy shit, so he can't just randomly be like.

Right. That's his audience now. So exactly. There's no, yeah, I don't know, man. But yeah, the Taylor Swift thing, I figure that's a cult. Because she's definitely crazy. The one thing I want to say before it was,

it's very funny because I watched a whole, like, hour-long podcast. podcast with Fuentes and people were like, I'm like, do you think that I am like, first up, when you start something like that, you're like, oh God, I hope I don't get tricked. But additionally, I have enough confidence in myself to be able to watch like a white, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not, I'm a smart guy. I'm not going to watch this and randomly just start drawing swastikism. Like, it's like, it's like you can watch a thing like this and be like, okay, let me understand how this person thinks. Right. I understand it. But you don't know how they

fucking think. I agree with you completely, buddy. I completely. And you have a good. And you have good heart and you know what I mean so you're not gonna fucking not you know wake up and be it listen these things don't happen overnight no and they usually happen when they're like you're 14 or 15 you know what I'm saying it's like your brain still getting developed you have no fucking clue you have no outside information you don't have any it's people that are like or you know or you're crazy and you're mentally unstable and you live in the middle woods of Michigan and you don't have anything but like you know your kids rusted toys in the front yard yeah yeah yeah and your snap benefits

going away so you know yeah blame the Jews That's where they go. That's where they go with it every time. By way, I will say this, Mondami is going to, look. I loved how I pissed off so many people. I do. It is really funny that they're like,

it's going to become Sharia law or whatever. Yeah, fucking idiots, dude. And I think, I will say, I think it's cool to have like a Muslim mayor. Like, I think that is a good... Yeah, he's a good... JFK of Muslims. I think it's a good sign of...

He's 34 fucking God and Young. It is a good sign of times changing. I said that the other day. It's a good sign of times changing. Yeah. But I will say New York City... is a city that will hate their mayor. Oh, yeah.

So like a month in, everybody's gonna be like, fuck. 180 million percent. The trade is delayed once in the same one that's celebrated. You can be like, fuck that guy.

Yeah, yeah, dude, that's New York through and through. Like, everything. It's just like, yes,

I agree with you completely. We always hate the mayor. Yeah. Doesn't fucking matter, dude. Yeah, no matter who it is, people will hate them.

And the littlest things will make you hate the man. Oh, yeah. There's shit on your front doorstep. You're like, fucking mayor, man. He's just clean the city up

completely. I couldn't get my coffee creamer at my store. Fucking mayor, dude. Wait, we can't get. Yeah, exactly. That's totally true. Yeah. That's why I was a little weird about people like celebrating. I was like, I get that it's a good thing, but I was like, I don't like, I don't like people taking politicians and making them rock stars. I don't know why. This happened with JFK.

Like everyone, I, I, I'm not a, I'm a, I'm, prove it. Yeah, yeah, because he hasn't hopped in yet. So you're like, you're like, wait until, you know, we'll see. You know what I mean? I'm optimistic. I'm optimistic, too. It gave me a lot of hope. It's great.

lot of people came out and got their civic duty and got involved and all that stuff. And that's very beautiful and uplifting. But it's also like, is he going to have the tools and the assets to be able to do what he wants to do? We'll see. Yeah. And for the lady who argue with me for 30 minutes when I was on ketamine and a telotubby suit. Shut up. About how I need to vote for mayor.

I spent like half the night on the dance floor. This girls like kind of looking at me. We talked. Wait, this is at the party? Yeah. At a bar at like a club. And then she's like just talking to me about why I need to vote for mayor. She's like so tinkly winkly.

Yeah. Seriously, dude. I kind of like the fly fly man. She's like, you need to change this country. I'm like, and you're wearing a telotomy, dude, that's fantastic. I'm on special K. Oh, my God. I wish you had 9-11 on your stomach with all this going down.

You're like, well, I'm good, I mean, dude, I'm saying to have a good time, man. Yeah, that was bad. Take a guess who I'm voting for. Take a wild guess. Writing and Lala. Never forget. Takey-winky vice president. Tinky winky.

Hey, that's great, dude. Oh, man, that's fantastic. By the way, where'd you get the suit from? Oh, DoorDash was so great because I was like, I don't want to go into Spirit. You went to DoorDash? I just put to DoorDash. I was like, Telatubby costume. And I was like, the fact that, like, I didn't have to do the horrible Halloween should have going into Spirit.

Spirit does suck. Spirit does suck, dude. I went out on the day of Halloween, and it was a nightmare. I thought if I would go early enough, I'd be okay. Never again. Never, ever, ever again. One of Bay Ridge lying out the fucking door. Dude, I was lying out.

to in Astoria. I was just like, you gotta be kidding me. And it was like seriously like a raid. And nobody knows where anything is. You're like, you know where I get power caution? They're like, no, we're just trying to live out here. I don't know what's happening. Like, I'm getting fired in about a week. Yeah, exactly. Especially on Halloween. They're like, I'm done. I'm done. You know what I mean? They took our book bags too,

going in. Yeah, because I guess you know. But there's so many DoorDash guys and I was like, who the fuck is doing DoorDash? And now I know. I was on my couch. I had to go to gay Halloween. But it's just so funny because. Sorry, had the privilege. Instead of going to gay Halloween. Yeah, you ally. And the fact that

you, though, went as a telotubbies, because you know the whole thing about, like, they thought that they were promoting homosexuality. Right, when none of them have genitals. Is everyone what happened? A Lala was the female telotubby? I'm like, how? There's no genitals a dick on the head. The thing on the head represented who they were. And I remember that fucking

freak, what was he, that Fowell, Jerry Falwell, I just want to make the tubbies? That he thought that, no, he was a fucking, what do you call those people that are preachers that make money off people, evangelical preachers? And he kept on saying the telotubbies is promoting homosexuality. That's so fucking funny.

So the fact that you wore a telotubby outfit and went to a gay Halloween party. Yeah. It's perfect. Yeah. You are an icon. You are. You're Madonna. Look at you.

Michael Madonna. That feels nice. Head of the UFO fucking, what is it? Two straight people tell him. Yeah, it means a lot. I do feel bad because we're like definitely over an hour. Promoting the new fucking hilarious special. Thanks, buddy.

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Oh, there we go. And Columbia, PA, I'm back. I got booked to headline two months in a row. At another winery? Wait, at another winery? No, no, it's the same venue. I did not think this would happen, but they're having me back. And I'm like, I took me eight years to write, you know, 45 minutes of comedy. So, yeah, I am in the joke book, maybe buying puppets. We'll see what I come up with. Wait a minute. Is this the one you went to? when they're all weirded out with you? No, no, no. This is a great show.

But they're like, when you give you back, I'm like, they don't normally book me back for like, you know, a while because I only have, you know, 50 minutes of jokes. And then they're like, you're back next month. So, you know, so I'm really in the joke book trying to come up with the new 45 minutes. That's fantastic.

But yeah, thank you guys. Thank you, buddy.