The Freak Show - Episode 321
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00:17It's the Morning Good Podcast.Yeah, it's the Morning Good Podcast.Open up Spotify and listen to me.All right, we're here with Aubrey Thurman and Jake Strom.I just had to intro the new.beautiful. That was amazing. Thank you for that.Yeah, I thought it would be better to just sitnext to the laptop instead of do a whole
00:35I don't know, we got to do a studio session.We got to do that studio. Well, I don't know you were going to do it live.I figured you had it already recorded and we're going to playsomething. No, no. I'm just like30 minutes before you got here. I like seeing the process.Yeah. The creative mind ofmusical Michael is beautiful. Yeah, it's areal peek behind the curtain. A lot
00:52of podcasts don't. They don't reallyshoving an entirelaptop.Like it's a boom box.in the 19 fucking 70s.Blam, put it in.It's so funny too, because my podcast themesong is, like, one of my favorite songs.
01:08And it's just something my producer put together.I don't know if that's how narcissistic I am.I need something sick.Yeah.Morning good.So how did your producer pitch it?Oh, I just, like, make some sort of theme song.Play, play, play, but I want to initially call
01:23the podcast dirty Mike and the boys, but that was already taken.So...Are they still going?Probably not.There's a statistic.Like most podcasts don't make it past like the third episode.See,I just recorded my third.
01:35Yeah.Last week.And you're last.Yeah.So don't even check it out when I promote it at the end.Yeah.Yeah.Well,
01:42because everybody's like,yeah,you know,everybody does a podcast and they're like,wait,this isn't like,I'm not Joe Rogan.I'm not a millionaire.
01:49YouTube,Million,Like Factory.Come on.Well,it's because it's fun.I do it because it's fun.Come on.
01:55Love of the game.Just getting the muscle work.Yeah.what's all about.Yeah, yeah, exactly.Are you guys excited for Fourth of July?Any big plans?I just have spots.
02:05Like nothing crazy.Going back to Connecticut.Okay.Oh, nice.Not drinking.Okay.How long?I didn't, no, wait.
02:13Did I drink last year?I think last year was the last Fourth of July.Okay.So you've been sober for a year?Yes.In August of this year will be two years.So, right?Okay.
02:24Yeah, yeah.Nice.I don't even remember what I drank.I was a part of.plus you eat in. Probably twisted tea.Yeah. You're not, you weren't like a...That's a good Fourth of July drink though. Yeah. You have to have atwist of tea. Exactly. That's part of America's
02:36history. Yeah. Yeah.Shotgun in a tweet, baby.I wonder how the founding fathers would. They mightactually like it. They might... Yeah.Good flavor. Yeah. Because they weredrinking fucking bourbon. Justdisgusting. And they're like, what, you paidpeople to make these? Why would you pay a person?
02:53Because I don't have slaves. We're like, oh boy.We got... We got somestuff. We were joking about how. Apparently,Canada had like some slaves.Really?Like how weird it would be to be the guywho has like, because if he or people were likeyeah, of course the guy has slaves, but there they had to be like
03:06a guy chained up at his house.It's kind of weird.He's like, it'll catch on.Hey, buddy, what are you doing over there?Yeah.Yeah, he has like a really strong, it's kind of gay.He's a really strong guy.Got a nice little male fellow you got over there.
03:21I think it's his boyfriend or something?I don't know.It's very odd.He doesn't kiss him at all, though.It's weird.Yeah, yeah.Just hits him.Yeah.
03:27piece the shit out.Yeah, it's a weird relationship.I also, like, Fourth of July for me,I don't think I've had a lot of great Fourth of July.No, it's always a nightmare.Everyone's getting too drunk.It's loud.The fireworks start.
03:38Somebody's getting hurt.DUI is usually the light point.You're like, all right, I got pulled over.Yeah.The party's finally over, you know?Yeah, I mean, I'm sure somebody I know in loveis going to get a really bad DUI this year.On a golf cart, too.
03:51Not even a real car.On a four-wheel golf cart.Yeah, like, if you're a disc-car,comes out Sunday. If you're listening to this, you might not be actually, you might be in jail.The amount of slingshots that are going to get pulled over. The three-wheel slingshots.Dude, I want one so bad. I want to be a confident Dominican guy just like rolling down McDougal.Yeah, and like you're just blasting whatever music because the knob doesn't go down. It has to come back to.And it's always soulful. It's like the most beautiful song just, and then the most thuggish guy driving.
04:23It's been, sorry. No, no. It's been 4th of July in my.neighborhood since the Nix won.It's been fireworks every single night.Yeah, just loud music.It's too much.What neighborhood are you in?I'm in Bushwick.But I'm right on like the border of Ridgewood.
04:36Yeah.Yeah, so people that don't know, the hood loves, not the hood's the hood, but like the hood lovesfireworks.Yeah.Yeah, I heard some last night.Yeah.I sent them off and it was probably for some World Cup team.I'm not sure.
04:49It would be a good idea to light.Oh, maybe it is the World Cup.That too.Oh.It was in consecutive things.I've just seen every Ecuador, Jersey.in my neighborhood.Yeah, and I'm like,
04:59I'm like not a sports fan,but I'm also not like a, like, fuck you.I'm like, like, it's kind of likewhen you see like,kids having fun playing like, you know,I don't know, like making sandcastles.Yeah, throwing water balloons.You're like, oh, look at them.
05:10Yeah, yeah, that's how I feel aboutgrown foreign human beings.Dunks on each other,giving each other CT.Yeah, I'm like,it looks like you guys are having a good time.It's not really, you know, I'm not really.It's not my thing.
05:20Yeah, yeah.You guys sure look like you're having a good old time.Yeah, it looks like a blast for you.I think it would be a good idea to light a fireworkbefore shooting somebodybecause I think it would like distract the noise.Yeah.Yeah.
05:33You're like, no, I saw it go up in the sky,so he definitely didn't shoot that guy.I feel like I'd get it confused.I'd like shoot the, like shoot the firework at the guyand it like to get it into the air.Man, imagine getting killed by a stray bolt.That's got to be so, because it happens all the timewhere like a bullet just flies.
05:51Imagine getting killed by a firework.It's the gayest drive-by of all the time.Oh, yeah.Ah, man.It's always really, like, sad, but also kind of funny when you hear, like, a story like that.Yeah, somebody losing fingers.It's like, goddamn, how drunk were you.That's how I am going to get, like, probably die or I'm going to die on a slip and slide.
06:10I've always said.Slipped and Slide sick.That's a warrior's way out, you know?Yeah.It'll be like a slivets like, because I've shot a bottle rocket out of my ass.Nice.What?Yeah, it was like New Year's, and then I went through TSA and got stopped to get gunpowder on my house.
06:25that's awesomethat was a good New Year's but I thinkI think 4th of July I'm always likelook at I'm always like this is the yearthat like I have crazy standardslike I think I'm gonna be getting like sucked offby two women while like shooting like fuckingRoman candles out of my hands
06:40that's what Uncle Sam promisedthat's what I expect tothat's the American dream yeahthat'd be funnypeople like how's your photographI get terrible I didn't even finger anythingI didn't get my dick sucked from the backI mean it fucking blew
06:53Yeah, I think, I remember one, I was so pissedBecause it was like, my ex fell asleepAnd there was like a sick partyAnd she's like, we're not goingAnd I was like, I fucking hate youOh, I want to go crazy right nowYeahWell, that's my problem with you is I prescribed adoralls
07:10So like I'll like drink and take a bunch of AdderonLike, why is everybody so tired?Yeah, yeahIt's fucking 5 a.m.Yeah, like it's just getting started.We're just getting started, guysYeah, II don't know.
07:23Well, hopefully it's a good one.I don't even know if I'm doing anything.You're going to Connecticut.Yeah, I'm just going to try and chill.My girlfriend has a pool.I'm going to get to show.Yeah. I'm not leaving anywhere.Yeah.
07:33See, that's like what I...What do you need is a pool, really?Yeah, for a good time.For the 4th of July.Yeah, I need a day, like,because I haven't been by a body of waterwithout just being, like, pounding beers or something.Yeah.
07:43And it's not relaxing.Like, every time I do a Florida thing,it's not like any...Right. I don't go to the beach anymore.It fucking sucks.I'm just sitting there with sand all over me.even smoke weed and sit, you know, it's like,going to the beach is only a drinking thing.
07:57That's kind of a good point, yeah.Well, I think also, like, people are, like, New York beaches are, like,there's not allowed to private beaches.Yeah, fucking Coney Island, you go down there, it's just like,oh, nice needle, cool, you know, heroin, you know.The beaches aren't cool.In Connecticut, it's all rocks, you know, it's like,I'd rather see a heroin needle.
08:12That would give me something to talk about.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, Massachusetts is the same way, just rocky beaches.It's funny about Cody Island, so I'm, like,seeing somebody from Ireland right now, and we're, like,semi monogamous.We're trying to like figure out what we're doing.Nice.
08:24We haven't really been fucking other people,but we also don't want it to be like a thing where you're like, oh,you're like, we don't want to put pressure on anything.Yeah.But it's a thing too where it's like she,she was on a visa program and she got like a job at Coney Island.And we're like, this is like the most Irish,like 1800s job.
08:45Yeah.What's the job?She's a, I don't want to give away too much,but she works at a restaurant.But it's like a thing where you're like,she like has lots of work experience and like you could be a bartender man yeah you go down toconey island it's a fucking relic of like 1930s you know it's like ah come down and go to the amusementbar you know it's like what is this everyone still talks with the transatlantic guy yeah yeah
09:07it's fucking crazy do off post person a dwarf just chained just like come see how tall he iswe're a smallest man yeah they they don't do i don't knowI watched a whole documentary on freak showsand how, like, the freaks loved.There was a bunch at Conan, right?Sorry, I just thought what they did a freak show,but it was just a bunch of horny guys.This is the freak.
09:31She's guys like, fuck, piss in my mouth.I love the bearded lady.I love her.Marry me.Put stuff in my ass.Every hole, my ears.This is the guy who loves hair.He's just got bags of hair.
09:46The freak shows back then,like, dude, there was no electricity.You are a freak.Yeah.People would bite the heads off chickens.Yeah, they were doing crazy shit.Yeah.Now it's like, I think...
09:56How much protein's in like a raw chicken?Yeah.I don't know.Whatever the beca is.You might get on that again today.Yeah.We should build like a modern day freak show.So shoot ice is obviously on.
10:06Yeah, he's this guy that eats crazy shit.Yeah, he would always eat deodorant.Oh, like, just chug like fucking giant bottles of liquor, you know.Yeah, I knew a guy who would do basically shoe nice stuff in high school.So people would be like, his name was Joey, people would be like,Joey, if we give you 20 bucks, will you like eat that snake?And dude, this guy, he ate the snake.Dude, he would ate, we were at a party one time and I was like,
10:33I bet you 20 bucks you don't eat some of that candle.He takes a bite out of a candle, eats it.We go outside to smoke a cigarette.We come back in and the guy at the party's like,Joey, not my brother's beta fish.He swallowed.He's still going?This guy's little brother's beta fish.
10:47He's still going.That's insane.Yeah.The candle calls.calling him like the green goblin mask.I think, like, I want to build a monitor for you, so shoe nice to be on there.Clavicular would be like the most...Yeah, he's the new one.
11:02Yeah, he gets all the people there.Yeah, they're like, the most handsome man.Oh, the luck smacks.Bones smashing.Bonesmashing.You paid a lot to them to the bone-timeshousin. Yeah.Bone-smash-em yourself.People just killing them.
11:18I feel like Dr. Umar should be in there.just because how much he hates white people.Yeah, the confusing, technically,how is he a doctor?The reverse slave owner.You can't be banging these snow bunnies.Everyone's in monocles, like, okay.Yeah, interesting.
11:39Top hats, okay, this is different.I'm trying to think of all my personalitiesto be like freak shows.I mean, obviously you'd have like baby alien.Yeah, long neck, short neck, those guys.Yeah.They were always freak shows.Oh, Bonnie Blue.
11:53Yes.She's just getting fucked all the way in the back.If you make it all the way to the end, you could fuck Bonnie Blue.That's what happens.Well, we got fast passes.Oh, damn.Fuck you.It's a new generation.
12:06I knew we should have paid for that.See, everyone's skipping.Go to fuck Bonnie Blue.Fuck this.Never coming to Coney Island again.Come see the cum glutton.Yeah, the cumguzzla.Yeah, Spani Blue.
12:24Okay, I think we got a good line.That's a starting five.That's a start.I just, I feel like there's got to be more.We're definitely forgetting somebody huge.I don't know.Dave Blunt's just the fat as rapper.Yeah.
12:34Yeah.The fattest Rappler who's Rappler.Yeah.He never, I never really listened to him to describe the Kanye stuff because he wrote,he ghost wrote all of Kanye.Yeah, I guess he was like, he was too anti-Semitic or some shit.Yeah.But he's like, he like was trying to have a perspective.
12:50He's like, dude, this is not how I feel.I'm just like expressing a man and expressing himself.And it's like, fucking Jews.You can't even stand up.What are you really expressing?You have to bring a whole couch on stage to perform.Every time he's on stage, he's like, all right, he'll get up to get the crowd going.And then he's like, all right.
13:06Woo!Why have they done like a, like a forklift with him?Yeah.Like fucking, is it Peter Griffin where they carry him on?Like, where he becomes giantly fat and they're carrying him on like a forklift or something.Yeah, do that.Yeah.some zipline experience.
13:22I'm trying to think of who else.God, there's got to be other internet sensations.You also just like film as like, you know,like filler.You could just like fill up the freak show with homeless.Yeah, yeah.Just go on the streets and recruit.Anyone that has metaglasses content,
13:36you're like, all right, you're in.You can go do that, go fuck with people.Like Tiger King maybe?Yeah.Or Liver King.Liver King could be good.Liver King could do a free show.They're just throwing him stuff like he's a wall.
13:46Yeah.Primal, primal.I'm trying to think of like,man, there's got to be, there's so many of them.Like, I mean, you got like the two-headed sisters.You could just have Trump there, too, just doing the dance.He's greeting everyone in.Thank you.
14:06That's, these are good.Yeah, we need to bring free shows back.This is great.Yeah, because it just goes to YouTube where it's just like you watching some weird,there's this weird, like, you get a lot of, uh,I feel like I get a lot of like weird oneswhere it's like these people in these like random countries.Like there's this African village where they got this like giant guy
14:26with like a super weird looking face.Yeah.It looks kind of ogreish.You know what I'm talking about?Yeah.Yeah.And there's nothing technically racist about it,but it feels racist.
14:35It's sad.It's just sadder on the internet.Yeah.It feels racist that he's a lot.Yeah.That sounds weird, but you're like,you're like, this looks like a weird racist.Get the camera out of his face.
14:46Yeah.Stop showing this to people.It looks like a weird.racist sketch that came to life, but you're like,it's like God being like, no, this is what, what happens?There's a guy that looks like this.And you're like, oh, yeah.Like when you see one of the, you know, like, very like,
15:02I don't know, I think somebody took a picture of a guy in Israel,which is like the biggest knows possible.Yeah, it's just the meme.Yeah, the anti-Semitic meme.Yeah, and you're like, this is on a Chinese guy,like, you'd be like, whatever.But then you're not on the Jewish guy,you're like, this is just so crazy.
15:16Yeah.Yeah, it's much more sadder seeing freak shows on the internet.because you're like,ah,I shouldn't be seeing this.Yeah.In person,you're like,
15:23they're doing something,they're going forward.Yeah.Yeah.That's why you need to bringthe freak shows in person.How do you price the freak shows,though?
15:31Because if people can seethis content for free online,right.What makes them pay in the flesh?Right.I mean,I don't know.I think Bonnie Blue is pretty easy.
15:40Yeah, true.She's going anywhere.I saw she got married.That's Lily Phillips.Is it?Okay.Lily Phillips.Yeah, yeah.
15:49Okay.I knew a Lily Phippsthat's a different personIf you're listeningLily Phippswe went to Pine Crest Middle SchoolI'm notfuck thousands of guys
15:58Shut out LilyYeah they're doing like a weird thingWhere they're likeIt's obvious what they're doingIt's like she has like a boyfriendAnd then he's likeYeah I'm just going to meet more girlfriendAfter she got fucked by gift master
16:10And he's like flowers for youAnd everything internet's likeFucking GodThis fucking baggWhy is everyone get so mad?It's like, he's the cuck.Let him be.Let him be a cuck.
16:22Yeah.And it's like a weird, like kind of like,I think it's a fake relationship.Yeah.To kind of get the internet going.Yeah.Man, it is easy to watch because you're just like,ooh.
16:33You're like this.Yeah, yeah.He's going for it.Yeah.Yeah, I don't know.I don't know.I'm done with all that stuff.Everybody's just getting, I don't know.
16:43You keep trying to divorce yourself,but you get brought in.Yeah.I watched Citizen Vigilante.You know, you know,you out of all people should know about this.What is it?So, Army Hammer's back in action.
16:53Okay.He's back biting.Oh, no, yeah.Yeah, he's killing immigrants.You know,they don't have a crafty budgetfor whatever what Army Hammer needs.Yeah.
17:04It's, uh, Owey Bull, who's like,okay.Have you heard of this guy?Yeah, he's like a bad director, right?Yeah, he's like really bad.Has he made anything that I would know?I don't know.They're like obscure, like kind of B-movie,
17:16shitty movies to my knowledge.Okay.I've never actually watched any.Yeah, well, he, apparently, we got so much online criticismthat he would start to set up fights with people who would talk shit on him.So I think he'd try to fight Quentin Tarantino,which is awesome.He's just this German guy who sent up these fights.
17:37And the whole point in the movie is Army Hammeris an American living in Europe.They keep the country very vague.Yeah.And he is there to kill.the dangerous immigrants that they call migrants still, which is weird.Yeah.Because that kind of does bug me because migrant and immigrant are two different terms.
17:57Yeah.Migrant means you're just coming for a little bit and laying your pass and through.Immigrant literally means you're planning to stay there.Yeah.So it's not a negative versus positive.I think people just use the word immigrants negatively.But it's weird that he's calling them migrants.They're just saying having the wrong term being used the entire movie.
18:15Yeah.That's crazy.I think what they try to do is like,they try to be like,this is not technically racistbecause, you know,you also see him like, you know, helping out.Like, it's very...
18:28They aren't trying to build a life here.That's what they're saying.Yeah.So he does a whole thing where like,I think the beginning of the movie,you see like a Somalian refugee,refugee.It's, I guess if you're murdering people
18:39in a machete, maybe you're not a refugee.But Somali immigrant, like...Captain Phillips, too.Yeah, yeah.So I'm getting this is the secret.cool.Dude, it's just this womanwalking with her son and I watched it high
18:52and I'm just dying laughing.Watch this woman to get murdered with a machete.Because although that might bewe're gonna put him on the pod.We put Ben on the pod.He's so bad.But I'm just laughing.I know that's a thing that people do
19:08machete attacks in other countries, but like this woman's justwalking with her son.Just whack.And it's like, mommy.Like the kid, I guess, doesn'tunderstand the concept of a macheteto the neck. He's still like, mommy, are youokay? Mommy, mommy. He's just
19:22bleeding out? Yeah.Just rock out of blood coming out.And then he gets on there, and it's veryfunny, because he's like, he's kind oflike a punisher guy.You try to make him badass?Yeah. It's okay. But the way he goesaround is so funny, because like,
19:38really no disguise. Yeah, what's hisfit? What's he wearing? So he walks aroundtown wearing a black turtleneckand a black blazer.Steve Jobs.Yeah.And then like a black like baseball hat and it's like geez, I wonder who the-Leonardo DiCaprio.
19:57Yeah.And he makes all these YouTube videos that are like his face is blurred out and he's like,I'm the citizen vigilante.And you're like, I wonder who that is.I wonder if it's the guy that's walking around.Yeah.Yeah.He's like a tech billionaire.
20:07Yeah.Just wandering.And then.Also, don't they have cameras all over Europe?Yeah.He doesn't even put, I think maybe.once he put sunglasses on.They've had facial recognition longer than us.
20:22He should be, I mean, wearing all kinds of disguises.Because everybody's like Batman and wear a black man.No, no, Batman shouldn't do that.Batman should every day dress as a different guy in crime.Yeah.He should have a...He has the money to change it, too.He's fucking billionaire.
20:40Yeah, he could easily put like fucking giant ears on.And then just be a blonde guy with a giant...Yeah.Fighting bad guys.And then, sorry, I don't want to steamroll you guys.I just want to try to describe the movie.And then, yeah, so like, you know, they try to even it outbecause there's like one scene where there's a girl at the bar,
21:00these two girls at the bar and these guys try to drug him.And obviously he goes up and like switches their dreams.So like the guys.He's a good guy.Yeah, exactly.Yeah.They keep trying to paint that.But then he bangs a hooker.
21:09So they're like, oh, he's got demons.And then he like pays the hooker extra.and then they're like, wow, what a good guy.A nice guy.He is.And then he goes to this womanwho was like brutally gang rapedand then she's like in the hospital
21:27and he's like, do you,which I don't know how he gets access.Maybe I missed a scene.Just walks through.Yeah, I don't know.He could just walk into hospital roomsand talk to people.And he's like, he does a thing where he's like,
21:40what do you want from these men?And she's like, I want them in jail.He's like, well, that would take forever.and like,try what they were in?He's like,he's like,he's like,
21:50you're gonna rapea bunch of peopletell us,so I'm just gonna,like, kill the guysand she's like,okay.Yeah,
21:53it's cool if I kill them, right?Yeah, it's cool.Yeah, okay,yeah, yeah,and then he fucking,dude, this is my favorite scene.There's these kids in the bus,and it's like a multiracial group,
22:02so they keep trying to keep it that,but then he's still talkingabout the immigrants and stuff like thatand how it's a problem.And then he, like,he goes on this bus,and these kids, like,don't want to pay the bus.
22:11and then he's like, they're like,the guys like, for him.He's like,you have to pay for the bus.And they're like,fuck you, bitch.And then he sits behind them,or he pays for the thing,
22:20and he's like,listen to me very carefully.He just does a whole monologue.He's like,when you don't pay for the bus,the prices of everything goes up.You want to buy bananasand bananas are more expensive.
22:29So it's not fair to everybody.He goes full Shapiro on them?Yeah.And then fucking one of the kids,like, whatever.And he pulls a gun outand puts a gun next to the kidand he's like,
22:39you mess with the wrong fucking guy.whatever.And thenhe sees the kids laterin a park and then just like sees him fightinglike beating up his kid and he just tasestwo of them.It's so funny.
22:56And then hethere was a woman who got like brutallygang raped and then shelike the immigrants that likedid that this is like kind of the peakof the movie. Right. Is not the gang rapebut everyone's clapping.Everyone's standing up.
23:10Yeah.No, that's a bad guy.That's a bad guy.And then he shows up to the house and just murder.He gives a whole speech about like, he's like, I got a feeling when you guys, you know, left your country.He's like, you guys weren't the good ones that got out.And then he just murders this whole Muslim family.Murders the mom.
23:30Is he Stephen Segal?He's just walking into every room and killing everyone.It's crazy.It's so funny.I do because he's like, it's so overexaggerated because it's like a thing we're like, yeah, I'm sure thathappens in a lot of Muslim countries, and I'm surethere's some connection to whatever.But, like, one of the sister,
23:47it's like, you post on Twitter that shewas asking for it. It's like, why would you everpost on Twitter while you're always on a rape trial?After killing someone, yeah.And that she's just like,this woman, they wear the horniest clothes,and they make all the men horny with the miniskats,and it's so bad because
24:03they're not wearing. And then he just...Bob's in Virginia.Yeah, and then he just shoots the wholeentire family.it's so funnyand then likeyeah and it's so funny toobecause like we were talking about this
24:18the budgets for these are so funnyit's like you knowit's really funny to just not make a tweet or a videoyou're like you know I think people would understandthat if I spent $8 millionon a movie with monologuesand all this stuff it's like monthsof production
24:31just take after take after takeI mean I do think thatobviously Army Hamers should have been eating the immigrantsYeah.Have it be realistic somewhat.Was his most recent movie before this,Call Me By Your Name?Or did he do others after?
24:45Was that the last one?Because that's an insane jump, if it was.To come back 10 years later,after just being a gay lover to Timothy Shalman.Yeah.Shooting Muslim families.So, yeah.He's range.
25:00I'll say that.Yeah, he is a great actor.Yeah.He was awesome in social network.Yeah.He's great.And I'm going to grab, oh, they're right here.Convenient.
25:08Yeah, I'll say this.Like, he is a really good actor, and I was, like, impressed by that.I mean, the movie sucked.Like, it didn't really have, like, a peak, because the peak is just him just murdering.Like, there should have been a whole scene where, like, now, the government comes from him and he shoots all in.But there should have been, like, I don't know, like, some sort of thing where you think.Like, I don't know.I like a burning building at the end of an action movie, kind of that kind of thing.
25:28And there wasn't really that kind of lead up.Could you tell they spent the entire budget on hiring him?Like, where there are no other supporting actors, like.Oh, yeah, yeah, because it's all, I mean, it's all these.I mean, there's actually zero supporting actors.Beating the shit out of Somalians.Yeah, basically.Yeah, it's pretty bad.
25:52That's in theaters, though?I think it's in some.There's banned in Germany.Oh, my God.Because people are going to see that and just start.I mean, I guess some guy in Mexico is trying to be Batman right now.No way.Let's go.
26:04Yeah.I hope he has a mustache.Yeah.He's just fucking five,put one.What aboutcha?Can I help you?They doker.
26:14The Joker.Do you think we'll ever see a blonde Batman?I hate it.It's so,I'm so...Because like when Daniel Craig got askedas James Blonde, people are like, he's blonde.Yeah, and he were pissed off about it until they, like, saw, like, that photo of him, like,
26:27in the Speedo coming out of the water, and they were like, oh, that is Bond, neverright.Yeah.Well, I think it's hard with comic books because it's a thing where, like, I'll, like,if they wanted to make like a black Batmanand make it, I'm so lame with this.I think my views are stupid, but it's likeyou're kind of like, you kind of like to see
26:44what the thing looks like and then see itlike happen, yeah.Yeah, so like a black hair to black, like not evenbrown hair. It's like, I mean, I kind of has that black hairbecause you just kind of like.You could tell who it is through the mask. If it peaks outa little bit, you know, his hair.Yeah, yeah. I don't, I just, I like things
27:00looking like they do. Now, if they're like, this is adifferent, you know, timeline Batmanand it's a black bat. I don't know why.I'm like, yeah, not in this universe.Like, I have to have like...Nine miles.Yeah.But it's just, I don't know, it's like a weird thing.
27:13Like, same with Superman, because they're thinking about doing, what's his name, MichaelB. Jordan.Oh, he's going to be Superman?Yeah, it was an idea.But then they were like, boy, he's a different universe Superman.I'm like, okay.But for some reason, I'm like...Kind of Will Smith was already Superman and I am legend when you think of it.
27:28Yeah, and what was the other one?Hancock.Hancock.That's what I'm thinking of, actually.Yeah, that was just kind of funny.They're like, yeah, this happens to get a black super.He's going to be drunk all.be drunk on top.
27:39They're like, yeah, he's going to be like a homeless guy.I don't know if that's, that seemsa little racist.But, yeah, I don't know.I like, uh, I go back and forth.I get, like, exhausted by the superhero stuff.And then sometimes I'll be like, because I like the new Superman,but apparently new Supergirl was like dog shit.
27:55Yeah, I could only imagine that being dog shit.Yeah.I fuck with Batman.Like, the Dark Night shit was really the only thing.I've never tapped into any Marvel shit since Toby McGuire Spider-Man.Yeah.All this shit now just kind of seems like, yeah, you know, like we're kids, weird shit.Well, it's like a Bonnie Blue where they just keep throwing extra people.
28:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.Let's add fucking Thanos to the gang bang.Yeah.I mean, they are, they are pandering to like the biggest nerds.They're like, oh my gosh, that's Jubilee or something.They never put them in a movie.Right, yeah.And they spend, they buy every collectible.
28:30They buy all the action figures.So I see why it's printing money.Yeah.Also, before I get murdered, I know Jubilee's a woman.and then X-Men first, I messed up.Oops.Yeah, but I mean, they're the most profitable movies,so they keep making them.
28:45But, yeah, Elon shared the movie on Twitter.Amiama.Walk out of here, Elon.Yeah, shoot the immigrants.You should happen into America.Yeah.Fuck you.Yeah.
29:02Where was he at?He saw, he was doing those weird, like,poses next to his mom at some photo shoot.Oh, I didn't see that.Like, doing cringe Reddit faces.And his mom is like to the side.I don't know what type of ketamine this guy's on, but I need to get a sniff.Yeah.
29:19I need to get a sniff.Yeah, I will say this.Ketamine is addictive.And people want to act like it's not.But like, it feels so good to disassociate from all of your problems.I've never really fully, I've tried it once, but the kid gave me the skinniest line of alltime.So I didn't even feel anything.
29:35Do you really, like, get bouncy and jittery like he does?Not really.I mean, he's got to be on set metals, too.It's got to be, like, the ketamine interacting with the autism or something.Because it's like, you get like...That needs to be studied.Yeah.Oh, yeah.
29:49You get, like, it's the closest thing to alcohol.I mean, I haven't done GHP.Apparently GHB is, like, the really closest thing to alcohol, but you feel very drunk and then everything feels...Doesn't that shit?Like, instantly kill you, too, GHB?GHB, you got to take a real...You got to do so much ketamine to, like, overdose.Okay.
30:03Because when you go do ketamine therapy, they, they, like,fucking nuke you with it.Wow.You kale for an hour.They give you the horse.They give you the horse drink.Yeah.Because if you're like just doing ketamine, people are like, well, you're not doing a medical
30:15amount.It's like, yeah, I'm doing way less.Yeah.Like, you have to like kind of try to cahole.But yeah, no, it is a thing where like you do, it could be addictive for people becausethey're like, yeah, I would love to feel numb and happy and forget what my name is.And like, forget that like, you know, I,believe that kid into suicide when I was 15.
30:37You know, like, I think the people want to like, that didn't happen.But like, you know, I think, yeah, I think it's a great escape for people.So, yeah, Elon's for sure, like, just so addicted to it.I don't know if that, I mean, there's probably a timeline because we were talking about how he was cool for a little bit.Cool on the Rogan when you started smoking weed was the first time people were like,all right, this guy might be chill.And then ever since then he's just been, all right, I'm king of the world.And it's like, you're a loser.
31:04Yeah.Yeah.I mean, I think I just don't like turtlenex.I think...Yeah, why?Is that why Elon liked that movie so much?Yeah, he was wearing a turtleneck.Reminds me of a leader.
31:13Okay.Yeah, I followed him into a battle.The videos are so funny, too, because, like, the videos in the movie, they have people on social media being like, we need somebody like this in America.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's like, okay, well, then why don't you start doing it?Like, it's like...Yeah, you're a pussy.Shut up.
31:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.Everybody's just like, vigilante is the best or whatever, yeah.Also, citizens of vigilantees is funnybecause aren't all vigilanteeisn't that kind of the point of vigilantees?They're not a police force.Yeah.Somebody coming in and then doing that shit
31:43would be a terrorist.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, I don't know.But yeah, give it a watch.You guys see anything fun recently?I watched some Kurosawa movies.Nice.What is that?
31:57The Japanese director.Okay.What does he like?I mean, he's like famousamong like sinophileshe's considered like one of the greatestto ever do ithe made like seven samurai
32:10if you know thathe was famous for making like samurai moviesI don't watch moviesthat people that don't look like mehe made all these samurai movieslike in the 50s and 60sand he like he was really inspiredby like old American western
32:24so he like shot all these samurai movieslike they were westernsso they're pretty watchableand have a lot of action even though they're old and foreignand then after he made all those moviesthen this whole other generation of filmmakerswas inspired by his movies.Nice.
32:37And then, yeah.Like, mainstream movies, what do you like?I know you like Scarface.I love Scarface.Is there anything else that you're like,that's, like, that's...I fucked with backrooms a lot.I like that more than obsession.
32:52Everyone's sucking that obsession dick.Yeah.I thought that was like...When I was watching it,it seemed like I was watchingan Instagram reel that was too long.You know, it's like, all right,come on, let me get to the punchline.
33:03Did anybody see Toy Story 5?for the judges. No. Did you see that?No, I really wanted to. I tappedout after two. I think a lotof people did, but that's like ketamine for me.It's like something where I could just look at toys, talk likepeople and like, I don'thave to pay rent this month. That doesn't exist.
33:18Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get again. I'm gonna takethe heads off of all of my GI Joe's.Yeah, I haven't seen that.I can't even remember. I think the last one I saw wasthree. Yeah.Is that the one where they go to the daycare?Yeah, I think I might have seen that one too.Yeah, the sad part where he's taken.
33:35where he's going off to college.Yeah, that sounds right.Yeah.That's three.Yeah.And then four.Yeah, because this year, this summer, I remember I was between three movies.There was Scary Movie Six, Jackass.
33:48Five?It's crazy.And then Toy Story Five.All fives.No original movies.And I haven't heard anything about how any of them were.So I don't know.I don't know.
34:00I'd like to see them.I was a Shrek guy.That was my fucking.We've got kids now, and they're teenagers.Oh, really?And, I mean, being a parent and an ogre, how do you joke over two?He has kids now.Oh, there's a new Shrek?
34:12Yeah, yeah.I don't know if it came out yet, but the kids got, like, the dead-ass haircut, like the curly thing.I've never seen the original?Yeah, he's going to be like vaping.You never seen the original Shrek?No.Dude, I watched that on the VHS until it broke.That's how fuck I love that shit.
34:25It's so good.Donkey!Come on.I've never seen it.It's one of the best.Everybody love Paw Face.I love Paw Face.Eddie Murphy.
34:34Go.Yeah, Shrek was my shit.Toy Story, I mean, I get it.The toys still talk.Yeah.What else is more to do?I'm just like not a Disney guy.I mean, I went to Universal Studios recently.
34:45And even that, Disney creeps me out because it's like, it's too kid-like.Yeah.Yeah.It feels like they're hiding something.Yeah.Well, it's also like the most evil company in the world.And they just like hide behind their kid-branding.And I know people that are like Disney adults and it's like, you're fucking weird.
34:59Like I had a, my old job I worked out in Connecticut, the guy that worked there, his wife is obsessed with Disney.and he goes on the cruises all the time.I'm like, how are you putting up with this?Like, this is insane.Yeah, I mean, I do think that, like,what kind of stuff do women put up with men?Because, like, for us, it's like terror card reading stuff.Like, watching sports, going into a game?
35:19Gambling.Gambling, yeah.Like, losing all of your money.Women put up with that.Yeah.Yeah, because it's like there are things that, like,I do not believe in terror cards.I do not believe in any of that.
35:32Not like from, like, a religious standpoint.I'm not like, this is the devil, but I'm like...This can't be real.It'd be funny if you did take that stance.Yeah, yeah.It's witchcraft.Yeah.I'm with you, though.
35:43It's a board game.You're not getting me with this.You start worshiping Jumanji?Yeah.Monopoly.Yeah, I start...A lot of people do worship Monopoly in this country.Yeah.
35:55Yeah, I never finished a game of Monopoly.Do I haven't played a board game since I've had a phone.Yeah.Well, it's a thing, too, where, like,Florida, they'd be big because you'd have hurricanes.Yeah.So, like, you'd be like, okay.Shit goes out, yeah.
36:07Yeah, you're like, we got to, you know, get the candles.And I remember during one of the hurricanes, we did, like, monopoly or something like that.But also in Florida, by the way, I just want to apologize sincerely.I always talk about how alligators don't kill people.And that one was just murdered by an alligator.So I will stand corrected on that.I've lectured for hours in this podcast.Are gators really just running around like that?
36:28Yeah, but, like, as a kid, I mean, you'll see gators.Like, me and my mom went canoeing one time.And the gators like from here to there.We're like, oh, let's go up and see it.And like, you're not like, they really don't normally.I don't want to like victim blame this woman.Because normally I'm like, there's more to the story.She was rage baiting.
36:42They put sunglasses on it or something.Yeah, they try to put like a fucking clown wig on it or something.A little fedora, yeah.But until I find the whole story, I'm sorry to that woman.Are crocodiles the fight she ones?Yeah, I was going to say, I think it's crocodiles.Is there a difference?Yeah, yeah.
36:58They're more vicious.Yeah, so crocodiles are more vicious.And Florida's the only place where you have both of them.So crocodiles and alligators co-habitate in FloridaNiceCrocodiles longerI almost stopped a kid at the zoo one timeHe was like, you fucking retard
37:13Yeah yeah yeah, that's a crockYeah, yeah, that's a crockYeah, yeahFucking stupid kidPay attention in schoolFuck yeahYeahYeah, yeah
37:19But yeah no, I thinkYeah, that old man just got fuckingI saw an alligatorOr maybe crocodileGet its whole bottom jawripped off by a hippoOh, that's pretty sick.Because they're like, because gators are crocs,
37:35they must think they're king of the swamp.Yeah.I'm gonna fucking eat you, motherfucker.Dude just instantly took off the bottom.Now he's still alive.He was still moving around after that.So he's just like, top fucking buck teeth the entire time.Just like a hungry hippo where he has to like,
37:51I can't get it in.Oh, that's kind of sucks.I saw a three-legged gator.Really?On TikTok yesterday.Nice.He was just walking like, it didn't even look like anything was wrong with him.He must have been.
38:01talking shit to some homies.And they were like, all right, I'll take that from you.Yeah, I wonder if they attack.It's so funny in Florida.They always try to teach you alligator strategies as if you can win.Is that part of the school system?Oh, yeah, they're like, if you ever get grabbed by an alligator and they barrel roll you,you're supposed to roll with the barrel roll.
38:20And you're like, yeah, I think I'll remember that when an alligator is chomping on my stomach.I think I'm going to try to punch it first.I'm going to do that.Then I'll focus on stop dropping and rolling.Okay.You're punching it a strategy, or am I making it up?No, those are sharks.You're supposed to push...
38:34Yeah, because you can't push some sharks away and stuff.Yeah, you're supposed to punch a shark in the nose.How do you get out of the bite of the gator?What would they try to say?I don't know how you get out of the bite,but apparently if you just try to go against the role,it breaks your body.So I guess you just have to...
38:50You're losing a limb no matter what.Yeah, yeah.They'll get you out faster.Yeah, but it's just less...It's pretty rarity that somebody gets attacked by an alligator.It's like usually somebody's dog.goes there and they try to save the dog.It's always the dog.
39:02It's always the dog.Yeah.Also, it's, this isthe second story of this.I'm just going to throw that out there.Where it's a guy and his girlfriendand then when the girlfriend gets eatenand he goes, does this guy just murder his girlfriend?
39:14He definitely let her down to the swamp.Push her in the swamp.Yeah, yeah.Put some fucking fish.I heard they like twizzlers.Do you want to give him this bag of twizzlers?Come on.Go closer.
39:26Touch him.Yeah, no, I got to get a picture of you with it.You just has to delete that on the phone.I'm taking a video.Yeah.You can understand.His mouth's opening, put your head in it, just for the photo off.Action shot.
39:37There we go.All right, I'm going to go in cinematic mode now.Well, they like, the other thing is they have very weak opening strength.They have only good-Closing.Yeah, so, like, when you see people wrestle alligators, they keep it open.No, no, no, no.What they do is they, I mean, that's the thing where they try to pry up and stuff.
39:55But, like, what they do is you close it.Like you close this. So if you go like this, like any of us, in theory, if a guy was like sitting on an alligator and we could switch hands with the guy and we would be strong enough to keep his mouth closed.Okay.Yeah, because they can't open it strong, but they can close.Right.Really strong.Right.It's like a, I don't know, maybe like a, trying to think about it with my arm.
40:18Yeah, I don't know.Do that a higher?Yeah.No.Nine.Shout out the crox.You ever had a close call?No.
40:27I mean, I've been, like, very.like canoeing and my momwas part of. Did you ever try to buy one?No, I mean there's two alligator heads over there.Actually, let me grab one.Your exotic animal obsession stopswith your crocodiles.Wow.
40:41My mom had an alligator.Those are real? Of course, he did.Yeah, this is a real...My grandpa had one of those. I thought he was a poser.No, no, this is a real dead alligator.And you know what? Just for that woman.Yeah.Yeah. Yeah.
40:53Eat that. Look at his soulless black eyes.Yeah.Worshiping Satan.I'm gonna fucking smash.off with now.Yeah, just to get a little tingle.Yeah.For the woman.
41:04The rush.I'm just like,oh,it's so close.Yeah,I don't know.This is,I mean,
41:11this is a taxidermyto alligator head.What do they stuff it with?Are they just fuckingthrow it in the air fryer?I get,yeah,I guess.
41:17Yeah,I think they,I think they,I think it's justdehydrated.I didn't know those are real.Nice.Yeah,
41:24it's a real alligator head.Do anyone in Floridatry to take a strayone and make it their pet?Oh, all the time, yeah.That's so fucking...It's always some redneggled ones.I love my alligator.
41:35I can speak to them.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I talk alligator.Do you want to see?I'm-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ha-b.I got it.Have they ever made like a Joe Dirt movie, but of like a swamp guy instead of like a desert?Water boy, Adam Sandler.
41:48He's swamp?He was swamp.I think that's Louisiana.Yeah, yeah.I mean, yeah, I think...But doesn't he leave him become a water boy?He doesn't like stay in the swamp?Yeah, no one stays in the swamp.
41:58Everyone's always trying to leave him.leave the swamp in the movie.Yeah. Yeah, it's likewe got to get out of this town.Shrek left the swamp.I wouldn't know.Yeah, there should have been somealligators in Shrek. Do people make
42:09like gator jerky?Yeah, I've had alligator before.How is it?I've never had an alligator jerky. They make it.Alligator tastes really good.Yeah. Like what? Chicken.Yeah, it tastes like chicken, butlike a...
42:20More chewy?It's a little like softer.I would not fuck with that.I'm telling you it's really...It's like a tofu then?Sort of.I've had fried alligator tailand it's kind of like almost imagine
42:33Holy Florida sentence.I feel like that's something they should put on a stickin like a fair.It's already on a stick.It's the tail, my mother-of-lawful.Yeah, it's likeI mean, I would guessit's been so long, but like
42:47fish mixed with chicken.Wow.Kind of, yeah, yeah.Because I think that's how to lay the birds.It's a chicken that lives in the water.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's a waterfowl.Yeah.
42:59Yeah, I've had frog legs, which are pretty good.Oh.Yeah.A little Kermit.A little Kermit up.Hey.Where are you eating me, buddy?Mike, leave me alone, there.
43:11I don't know.I would eat most things.I definitely eat dog.Yeah.It's weird how it's kind of on the list.Yeah.Like, I'm not even like...We probably already ate it at this point.
43:20You think so?From...Chipotle, they were fucking throwing dog in there.Yeah, I could see that.I wrote a woman on...I wrote a review on a woman at Chipole the other daybecause she was like, could you write us for a review?view and then I would
43:31that was likeyeahright that you knowNatasha was likeincredibleand then that gives methe strengthto be like I'm not a bad guy
43:40yeahlike that's just madeof all timeit took like four secondsfor me to do thatbecause I'm trying to decidelike OCDmakes you feel very guilty
43:47and I'm trying to have less OCDbut I'm also likewell who am I without thatand I'm like oh I do some good deedsthat like arenot to avoid guiltbut just because you're likeyeah I don't know
43:59rightI'm trying to be a nicer guy too,but I always forget to hold the door open.Yeah.I'll look back.I literally on the way here I saw,I was going down to the subway,and I just turned around and saw a woman.
44:10I was like, she's too far.I'm just kidding.Sorry, sorry.You're not old enough.Yeah, well, then you're stopping all the peoplethat are like trying to get.It's such a weird thing.I had to deal with the crazy homeless guy
44:21situation the day where he's like just jacked out.Like, dude, this guy shirted roids or something.He was giant.A jacked homeless.Wow.That's terrifying.Final bossYeah
44:30And I'm alwaysLook around the trainI'm like okayThat guy's a pussyThey just give that guy a houseThey're like you won the gameYeahYeah
44:38And it's like this guy's just yellingAnd he's likeA Harvard professorPut a button in my brainAnd don't press the buttonBecause bad things will happenYeahI believe him
44:46YeahIt's so funnyBecause it's likeThe homeless guy ramblingAnd there's almost guyscreamingAnd the screamingAnd the screaming
44:52is so scaryBecause he's just likeAhNone of you want to fuck with meAnd I'm just likeLookerI'm like, that guy's such a fucking nerd.He's not going to help me.
45:01That guy's not going to help me.And then I found a guy stronger with me with tats.I'm like, okay.It's always people with headphones in, too, living in their own world.It's like, come on.Live with this with me.Yeah, yeah, yeah.We could team up.
45:12Yeah, and then I think about getting off the train, but then I'm like, then a woman'sgoing to get murdered, but I'm not there.I mean, I fantasize.Dun, da-da.About saving people?Yeah.Oh, I fantasize about like, like, oh, my God.There's just a knife in my back as I, like, die.
45:25You'll go through the whole scenario and then you wake up toconsciousness and the guy's still screaming.Yeah, yeah, I'm like, I gotta get out of here.And then I just picture my whole family being like, and he was,he was gonna do Madison Square Garden.Yeah, he was gonna do a Miss Jane.You, like, did save someone and became like a national hero over.Would you go, would you think you would say slurs on the podcast?
45:43Yeah.It's like, I feel like that gives you a pass.You could just like say anything.Yeah.What, I mean, I don't really like, I mean, it depends.Like, I have said slurs in the podcast.I never said the N-word on here.Would you go?
45:55Would you pull the N-word trigger if you,did you like saved a woman?on a train?I don't knowbecause this is the funny thingabout itit's likeeverybody's like
46:04oh well you're racistif you want to saythe N wordit's like nowhy would you notwant to be able to say a wordrightit's it's not like I
46:12by the wayI can't say itbecause it doesn't soundcool or funnywhen I say itbecause I've said it beforeand I'm likethere's a video of me saying
46:18it when I'm hammeredand I'm likeoh my black friendis like getting me to sayand I'm likeI just don't haveyeah you neverin the moment too
46:26and they're like yeah say ityou're likeuh ohyeahYou feel like Eminem?Yeah.The 8 mile.I am a dork.
46:35Yeah.I have a bitch ass.What?Hello my mom.Yeah.I think it's just not...It's like, it's the X, Y, X, Y,it's like, how funny is it going to be
46:43versus how offensive is it going to be?And for me, I'm like, it'll just be...Yeah.White guys, it's always 75, 25, 25 offensive to funny.Yeah.I mean, I've seen some people say it.I'm like, that was really funnybecause you really caught me off guard.
46:54Yeah, you could make it down.Some people could pull the lever down to 50-50.Yeah.You gotta be a pro.You gotta be a fucking expert with that.I'm actually gonna do this, one second.Yes.Oh, that's awesome.
47:09Prop department.Yes.That Kill Tony Money's coming.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.Here we go.If they ever have you do panel, you have to do that.Yeah.
47:20You have to bring that.I brought my own crock.Yeah.This is the only microphone.I'll...You're just going to be for the guyon the Kill Tony panel.I mean, that is how I would get into the show more.
47:31It would be just doing that.Yeah.People brought up a funny thing.We're joking about it.Like, it'd be really funny if I just did my set and was like, thank you.And they're like, he's like, excellent.And then I was like, I'm not here for feedback.I just walked off.
47:42I don't know.I don't care.I don't care.Yeah.Yeah, I don't need an interview.I just want to do like just one joke.Shut up.Shut up.
47:48It's so funny.It would literally go viral.Moonwalking on stage at Madison Square.Yeah.Yeah.Um, I don't know.I'm getting overshadowed right now.Those fucking couple climbing the Empire State Building.
48:02Dude, fuck them.The formative final boss.I know.It is funny, too, though, because you saw all the comments,and, like, Facebook is just a bunch of, like, fucking old people.And they're like, you're fucking stupid.I'm like, you've done nothing with your life.Did you hear the air traffic controller calls?
48:18No.So some guy that's at LaGuardia calls into the helicopter that's going around.He's like, hey, what's going on at the Empire State Building?I'm a guy in the helicopter's like,Two geniuses climbed all the way to the top of the Empire State Building.Oh, it's a little hot out for that, isn't it?Yeah.Crazy.
48:36And this is only the beginning of the week.And then time goes on.They're like, uh, he just proposed to a.And then the other guy goes, eh.You know, they don't care.Yeah.Did you see the photo of the two people, though?Yeah.
48:49They're hot.Dude, she is.When I first heard about that, I was like, that's fucking retarded.I saw the photo and I was like, they're forgiven.Yeah.They already have a Netflix.They're allowed to whatever they were.Oh, for sure.
48:57Yeah.They've already had one.I guess this is...I'm sure Netflix is behind this somehow.Wait, what do you mean they've been on Netflix?They were on in 2024.They had a whole documentarycalled like Skywalkers or whatever.
49:07Oh shit.They've been a couple for Madlong, yeah.That's a...But the thing was, they put the flag up theretoo many words on the flag.Right.It was like the power of lovebeats the love of power
49:20and world peace.It's like you gotta get three wordsand get out on the flag.All right.Get the message there to say love.All right, just do that.Also, they should have had squirrelsuits and you just jumped off.
49:29She was wearing a bat or a count womanthing. Yeah, yeah. You're gay.Fuck you. Hope you fall.And one, you could see the guy getting ready for the proposaltoo, because she's climbing down and then he goes around to his backpack and juststarts going, he drops the rain.Yeah, at the top. Oh, fuck.He had the selfie stick planted too. It's like, holy
49:55performative. This is for Netflix for sure.Yeah, I am like, I don't know, I do, I do like it though.I like that it wasn't a super political message.Yeah, I like how he did the proposal at the end.That's how he saved himself.Yeah, yeah.If it was all love of power, lib, lib, lib, get out of it.Yeah.
50:12Yeah, I wonder where they stand.Yeah, I don't know, because there was that one guy, you know,there was this one guy who was a building climber.It was like doing it for anti-abortion.It was really funny.And what, no one cared?I mean, I think we just forgot about them.but it's like,
50:27it's very funny becausethe guy climbing a buildingand doesn't change your opinion on abortion.Like, you know what?Yeah.Yeah.You're like,that actually wasn't the topic of conversation
50:38every other conversation.Yeah, like what?On earth, yeah.Yeah, I don't know.I like...I don't get those climbing people, man.Yeah.Really?
50:46I like it.I hate heights.I hate it.Really?Even when I'm at, like, a rooftop and I look over,I can only do it so much.I'm so I hate the heights.See, I like the feeling
50:55that it gets to my side.stomach. I like that.I like it too, but I'm also like, if I fuck up and fall,this is the gayest way to die of all the time.Yeah, I've done Empire State Building,and then I like the Freedom Tower better.Really? Yeah, I haven't done either, though.I want to go to Empire State Building the other day, and I looked it up,
51:15and I figured it'd be like $10 to go. It costs $79.Yeah, of course.That's a tors job.$79.$79's take an elevator and stand on a roof.Yeah, yeah.Like, that's insane.What's also annoying, too, because what happened was, like,
51:26I got aI went likein January and I got to delete the appbecause I keep getting any notificationslike you're right by the FRI State Buildingit's like do you think I don't see thisfucking building? I don't want to come upevery time I walk by
51:40somebody gave me, asked me for directions to itand I was like it's like one of the tallestyeah you can see ityeah it's pretty obvious how to get thereand also Freedom Tower should be thereal tourist spot because it's like you go up thereand like hey this is the point of view of 9-11yeah this is insane
51:56That's what I would want to go do.Yeah, they should have a room where you go in there,and then it's like screens around you and explosions.A hologram of an airplay just flying at you.Start spreading the news.They're playing the New York.You could see in the window the guys going,you can just see the...
52:14I'm Nick at the note.They have the wrong fucking...What?Yeah.Yeah, I mean, they do a cool thing where you go upand they show you like how the Twin Towers were built.And then I was just weirdly looking for Pete Davidson's dad.I think there was like a day where I just didn't believe Pete Davidson was like,
52:33looked at all the names.Didn't see your dad's name.Going around the entire two fucking monuments.It's so many names.You should take a public fight with him over that.Yeah.Oh, that would be so good.I don't see any David's shins on here.
52:46Fucking fraud.Full of shit.Full of shit.Yeah.Yeah, I don't know.Yeah, I like that idea.I mean, I don't know.Also, I just went to Universal Studios.
52:56I love the special effects.So, I mean, they give you,and the mummy,they have all these flamesto come out and they should do that.Harry Potter World is sick.Dude, it's so cool.Did you ride,
53:04they got a new one there.Where the dragon comes at you?I think so.It's a 3D one?Yeah.Yeah, it's pretty sick.And you can feel the flames.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:14They need to do that for 9-11.Yeah, it's the same thing, too.You feel the flames.Universal Studios, 9-11.Yeah, Mark Wahlberg comes.But Joe and itch!I'm fucking enjoying it.Did he ever walk back that statement?
53:30That's my favorite statement.Any celebrity has ever been brought up so much that somebody has definitely asked him about it again.Yeah, I was fucking around.Did he ever take back his hate crimes?No, that's in stone.He probably stuck to his 9-11 thing.Yeah.Yeah, no, he took back the hate crimes.
53:48He was like, I'm sorry.Sorry, I only hate Chinese, not Vietnamese.Yeah.Yeah, because that was like, I mean,To be fair, it's like, he was like, I always try not to, because he was like a Coke addicted14 year old.Yeah.Trying to be a rapper.
54:03He was a full-blown wigger.Yeah.In Boston, like, yeah.Before whiggers were a thing, you know?Yeah.He was doing it early.Yeah.Early pioneer.
54:11Yeah.Just to sing that good vibration.Yo.Yo, son.Southie.Yeah.Kill yourself.Does he even cursing that?
54:23Probably not because he was trying to go commercial.It was the funky.bunch. We called the fuck bunch. But then right before that he's just like doing boogie nights.Yeah. I think no, boogie nights after. Was boogie nights after or before the singing?I think he went Hollywood after. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But boogie nights is so good that I'm almost likeeverything's forgiven. Yeah, everything's cool. Yeah. I saw your cock. That would be a double, right? Yeah.No, that was like, yeah, that was a fake one. Yeah. It's like the very last shot. Yeah.It's a gross cock too. Yeah. That's what Diggler was fucking pulling around.
54:56Yeah.And it's like so,it's kind of a pencil dick.Yeah,it's like,really thin.Yeah.Yeah,
55:02I was expecting,I don't know,yeah.I still got to get that guy on.The guy with the biggest penis in America,it's a deep of my podcast.Nice.And yeah.
55:08What's his name?Jonah Falcon.Nice.I was hoping it was so uncool.Yeah.Nice.Well,and then like,
55:15does he do porn or what?No.Uh,he won't show it hard,though.What?He'll show it limp and it's giant,but he's like,
55:23nah,I'm just not interested in showing it hard.And you're like,Come on.Is he gonna show it on the pod?Is he always showing it around guys, though?I don't know.My thing is this.
55:31So that definitely means he's straight.He can't get hard around guys.That's true.I had him.I wanted to have him on the podcast and Patty Malimer.It's like, we're not having this guy in my apartment.I'm like, what do you think he's going to like knock stuff over with his dick?Yeah.
55:43Like, oh, sorry.Someone order a pizza?Yeah, yeah.He's not just going to be slapping you with his big penis.Yeah.I wanted to, I knew the size queen woman.I want to do a threesome with the guy with the person.Nice.
55:53That would be sick.Yeah, because it would be, you know, it would be a funny contrast.I mean, I'm sure I would look like a loser, but it would be a funny kind of like...Yeah, you're doing an Eiffel Tower.Sword fight.Yeah.You need a new tripod.You got to get that guy in here.
56:05Yeah, I just have to lay down and play something around the top of his dick.Yeah, I think I said this last episode, but yeah, I have a box, a Amazon box with my phone.The Bezos special, they're calling it.Yeah.But we're, I hate to wrap this up, but we, yeah, I think we're, we start a little late.So what do you guys want to, you?You've got a new podcast.Yes.
56:25Too Casual Pod.Me, Omar Jenkins, Cooper Carlton.Follow me on Instagram at Jake Strom L.O.L.Perfect.Aubrey.Yeah, you can check me out at the grizzly pear.Nice.In the flesh.
56:36Or you can see me.I've said In the Flesh.It sounds like you said in the flesh.I've never said in the flesh.I've said it twice in the past hour.You can check me out.Instagram, Terminator Judgment Day.TikTok, Therminator, Salvation.
56:49Nice.Yeah, if you like seeing her flesh.You should have a lot.lot of it on the podcastyeah if you like human fleshcome to the grisly pan.Thank you.Thank you.
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