Morning Good - The Freak Show - Episode 321

Episode Date: July 5, 2026

Jake Strom and Aubrey Thurman join the show for today's episode. They talk about Citizen Vigilante, fried alligator tail, and the hot empire state building couple.Thanks to Jake and Aubrey for coming back on the show. You can find them on earlier episodes or hit their links down below for even more.Aubrey is on Instagram @thurmanatorjudgmentday and TikTok @thurmanatorsalvation, she's also often seen in the flesh at The Grisly Pear. Jake is on Instagram as well @jakestromlol and has a new podcast called 2 Casual Podcast.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

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It's the Morning Good Podcast. Yeah, it's the Morning Good Podcast. Open up Spotify and listen to me. All right, we're here with Aubrey Thurman and Jake Strom. I just had to intro the new. beautiful. That was amazing. Thank you for that. Yeah, I thought it would be better to just sit next to the laptop instead of do a whole

I don't know, we got to do a studio session. We got to do that studio. Well, I don't know you were going to do it live. I figured you had it already recorded and we're going to play something. No, no. I'm just like 30 minutes before you got here. I like seeing the process. Yeah. The creative mind of musical Michael is beautiful. Yeah, it's a real peek behind the curtain. A lot

of podcasts don't. They don't really shoving an entire laptop. Like it's a boom box. in the 19 fucking 70s. Blam, put it in. It's so funny too, because my podcast theme song is, like, one of my favorite songs.

And it's just something my producer put together. I don't know if that's how narcissistic I am. I need something sick. Yeah. Morning good. So how did your producer pitch it? Oh, I just, like, make some sort of theme song. Play, play, play, but I want to initially call

the podcast dirty Mike and the boys, but that was already taken. So... Are they still going? Probably not. There's a statistic. Like most podcasts don't make it past like the third episode. See, I just recorded my third.

Yeah. Last week. And you're last. Yeah. So don't even check it out when I promote it at the end. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

because everybody's like, yeah, you know, everybody does a podcast and they're like, wait, this isn't like, I'm not Joe Rogan. I'm not a millionaire.

YouTube, Million, Like Factory. Come on. Well, it's because it's fun. I do it because it's fun. Come on.

Love of the game. Just getting the muscle work. Yeah. what's all about. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Are you guys excited for Fourth of July? Any big plans? I just have spots.

Like nothing crazy. Going back to Connecticut. Okay. Oh, nice. Not drinking. Okay. How long? I didn't, no, wait.

Did I drink last year? I think last year was the last Fourth of July. Okay. So you've been sober for a year? Yes. In August of this year will be two years. So, right? Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Nice. I don't even remember what I drank. I was a part of. plus you eat in. Probably twisted tea. Yeah. You're not, you weren't like a... That's a good Fourth of July drink though. Yeah. You have to have a twist of tea. Exactly. That's part of America's

history. Yeah. Yeah. Shotgun in a tweet, baby. I wonder how the founding fathers would. They might actually like it. They might... Yeah. Good flavor. Yeah. Because they were drinking fucking bourbon. Just disgusting. And they're like, what, you paid people to make these? Why would you pay a person?

Because I don't have slaves. We're like, oh boy. We got... We got some stuff. We were joking about how. Apparently, Canada had like some slaves. Really? Like how weird it would be to be the guy who has like, because if he or people were like yeah, of course the guy has slaves, but there they had to be like

a guy chained up at his house. It's kind of weird. He's like, it'll catch on. Hey, buddy, what are you doing over there? Yeah. Yeah, he has like a really strong, it's kind of gay. He's a really strong guy. Got a nice little male fellow you got over there.

I think it's his boyfriend or something? I don't know. It's very odd. He doesn't kiss him at all, though. It's weird. Yeah, yeah. Just hits him. Yeah.

piece the shit out. Yeah, it's a weird relationship. I also, like, Fourth of July for me, I don't think I've had a lot of great Fourth of July. No, it's always a nightmare. Everyone's getting too drunk. It's loud. The fireworks start.

Somebody's getting hurt. DUI is usually the light point. You're like, all right, I got pulled over. Yeah. The party's finally over, you know? Yeah, I mean, I'm sure somebody I know in love is going to get a really bad DUI this year. On a golf cart, too.

Not even a real car. On a four-wheel golf cart. Yeah, like, if you're a disc-car, comes out Sunday. If you're listening to this, you might not be actually, you might be in jail. The amount of slingshots that are going to get pulled over. The three-wheel slingshots. Dude, I want one so bad. I want to be a confident Dominican guy just like rolling down McDougal. Yeah, and like you're just blasting whatever music because the knob doesn't go down. It has to come back to. And it's always soulful. It's like the most beautiful song just, and then the most thuggish guy driving.

It's been, sorry. No, no. It's been 4th of July in my. neighborhood since the Nix won. It's been fireworks every single night. Yeah, just loud music. It's too much. What neighborhood are you in? I'm in Bushwick. But I'm right on like the border of Ridgewood.

Yeah. Yeah, so people that don't know, the hood loves, not the hood's the hood, but like the hood loves fireworks. Yeah. Yeah, I heard some last night. Yeah. I sent them off and it was probably for some World Cup team. I'm not sure.

It would be a good idea to light. Oh, maybe it is the World Cup. That too. Oh. It was in consecutive things. I've just seen every Ecuador, Jersey. in my neighborhood. Yeah, and I'm like,

I'm like not a sports fan, but I'm also not like a, like, fuck you. I'm like, like, it's kind of like when you see like, kids having fun playing like, you know, I don't know, like making sandcastles. Yeah, throwing water balloons. You're like, oh, look at them.

Yeah, yeah, that's how I feel about grown foreign human beings. Dunks on each other, giving each other CT. Yeah, I'm like, it looks like you guys are having a good time. It's not really, you know, I'm not really. It's not my thing.

Yeah, yeah. You guys sure look like you're having a good old time. Yeah, it looks like a blast for you. I think it would be a good idea to light a firework before shooting somebody because I think it would like distract the noise. Yeah. Yeah.

You're like, no, I saw it go up in the sky, so he definitely didn't shoot that guy. I feel like I'd get it confused. I'd like shoot the, like shoot the firework at the guy and it like to get it into the air. Man, imagine getting killed by a stray bolt. That's got to be so, because it happens all the time where like a bullet just flies.

Imagine getting killed by a firework. It's the gayest drive-by of all the time. Oh, yeah. Ah, man. It's always really, like, sad, but also kind of funny when you hear, like, a story like that. Yeah, somebody losing fingers. It's like, goddamn, how drunk were you. That's how I am going to get, like, probably die or I'm going to die on a slip and slide.

I've always said. Slipped and Slide sick. That's a warrior's way out, you know? Yeah. It'll be like a slivets like, because I've shot a bottle rocket out of my ass. Nice. What? Yeah, it was like New Year's, and then I went through TSA and got stopped to get gunpowder on my house.

that's awesome that was a good New Year's but I think I think 4th of July I'm always like look at I'm always like this is the year that like I have crazy standards like I think I'm gonna be getting like sucked off by two women while like shooting like fucking Roman candles out of my hands

that's what Uncle Sam promised that's what I expect to that's the American dream yeah that'd be funny people like how's your photograph I get terrible I didn't even finger anything I didn't get my dick sucked from the back I mean it fucking blew

Yeah, I think, I remember one, I was so pissed Because it was like, my ex fell asleep And there was like a sick party And she's like, we're not going And I was like, I fucking hate you Oh, I want to go crazy right now Yeah Well, that's my problem with you is I prescribed adoralls

So like I'll like drink and take a bunch of Adderon Like, why is everybody so tired? Yeah, yeah It's fucking 5 a.m. Yeah, like it's just getting started. We're just getting started, guys Yeah, I I don't know.

Well, hopefully it's a good one. I don't even know if I'm doing anything. You're going to Connecticut. Yeah, I'm just going to try and chill. My girlfriend has a pool. I'm going to get to show. Yeah. I'm not leaving anywhere. Yeah.

See, that's like what I... What do you need is a pool, really? Yeah, for a good time. For the 4th of July. Yeah, I need a day, like, because I haven't been by a body of water without just being, like, pounding beers or something. Yeah.

And it's not relaxing. Like, every time I do a Florida thing, it's not like any... Right. I don't go to the beach anymore. It fucking sucks. I'm just sitting there with sand all over me. even smoke weed and sit, you know, it's like, going to the beach is only a drinking thing.

That's kind of a good point, yeah. Well, I think also, like, people are, like, New York beaches are, like, there's not allowed to private beaches. Yeah, fucking Coney Island, you go down there, it's just like, oh, nice needle, cool, you know, heroin, you know. The beaches aren't cool. In Connecticut, it's all rocks, you know, it's like, I'd rather see a heroin needle.

That would give me something to talk about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Massachusetts is the same way, just rocky beaches. It's funny about Cody Island, so I'm, like, seeing somebody from Ireland right now, and we're, like, semi monogamous. We're trying to like figure out what we're doing. Nice.

We haven't really been fucking other people, but we also don't want it to be like a thing where you're like, oh, you're like, we don't want to put pressure on anything. Yeah. But it's a thing too where it's like she, she was on a visa program and she got like a job at Coney Island. And we're like, this is like the most Irish, like 1800s job.

Yeah. What's the job? She's a, I don't want to give away too much, but she works at a restaurant. But it's like a thing where you're like, she like has lots of work experience and like you could be a bartender man yeah you go down to coney island it's a fucking relic of like 1930s you know it's like ah come down and go to the amusement bar you know it's like what is this everyone still talks with the transatlantic guy yeah yeah

it's fucking crazy do off post person a dwarf just chained just like come see how tall he is we're a smallest man yeah they they don't do i don't know I watched a whole documentary on freak shows and how, like, the freaks loved. There was a bunch at Conan, right? Sorry, I just thought what they did a freak show, but it was just a bunch of horny guys. This is the freak.

She's guys like, fuck, piss in my mouth. I love the bearded lady. I love her. Marry me. Put stuff in my ass. Every hole, my ears. This is the guy who loves hair. He's just got bags of hair.

The freak shows back then, like, dude, there was no electricity. You are a freak. Yeah. People would bite the heads off chickens. Yeah, they were doing crazy shit. Yeah. Now it's like, I think...

How much protein's in like a raw chicken? Yeah. I don't know. Whatever the beca is. You might get on that again today. Yeah. We should build like a modern day freak show. So shoot ice is obviously on.

Yeah, he's this guy that eats crazy shit. Yeah, he would always eat deodorant. Oh, like, just chug like fucking giant bottles of liquor, you know. Yeah, I knew a guy who would do basically shoe nice stuff in high school. So people would be like, his name was Joey, people would be like, Joey, if we give you 20 bucks, will you like eat that snake? And dude, this guy, he ate the snake. Dude, he would ate, we were at a party one time and I was like,

I bet you 20 bucks you don't eat some of that candle. He takes a bite out of a candle, eats it. We go outside to smoke a cigarette. We come back in and the guy at the party's like, Joey, not my brother's beta fish. He swallowed. He's still going? This guy's little brother's beta fish.

He's still going. That's insane. Yeah. The candle calls. calling him like the green goblin mask. I think, like, I want to build a monitor for you, so shoe nice to be on there. Clavicular would be like the most... Yeah, he's the new one.

Yeah, he gets all the people there. Yeah, they're like, the most handsome man. Oh, the luck smacks. Bones smashing. Bonesmashing. You paid a lot to them to the bone-timeshousin. Yeah. Bone-smash-em yourself. People just killing them.

I feel like Dr. Umar should be in there. just because how much he hates white people. Yeah, the confusing, technically, how is he a doctor? The reverse slave owner. You can't be banging these snow bunnies. Everyone's in monocles, like, okay. Yeah, interesting.

Top hats, okay, this is different. I'm trying to think of all my personalities to be like freak shows. I mean, obviously you'd have like baby alien. Yeah, long neck, short neck, those guys. Yeah. They were always freak shows. Oh, Bonnie Blue.

Yes. She's just getting fucked all the way in the back. If you make it all the way to the end, you could fuck Bonnie Blue. That's what happens. Well, we got fast passes. Oh, damn. Fuck you. It's a new generation.

I knew we should have paid for that. See, everyone's skipping. Go to fuck Bonnie Blue. Fuck this. Never coming to Coney Island again. Come see the cum glutton. Yeah, the cumguzzla. Yeah, Spani Blue.

Okay, I think we got a good line. That's a starting five. That's a start. I just, I feel like there's got to be more. We're definitely forgetting somebody huge. I don't know. Dave Blunt's just the fat as rapper. Yeah.

Yeah. The fattest Rappler who's Rappler. Yeah. He never, I never really listened to him to describe the Kanye stuff because he wrote, he ghost wrote all of Kanye. Yeah, I guess he was like, he was too anti-Semitic or some shit. Yeah. But he's like, he like was trying to have a perspective.

He's like, dude, this is not how I feel. I'm just like expressing a man and expressing himself. And it's like, fucking Jews. You can't even stand up. What are you really expressing? You have to bring a whole couch on stage to perform. Every time he's on stage, he's like, all right, he'll get up to get the crowd going. And then he's like, all right.

Woo! Why have they done like a, like a forklift with him? Yeah. Like fucking, is it Peter Griffin where they carry him on? Like, where he becomes giantly fat and they're carrying him on like a forklift or something. Yeah, do that. Yeah. some zipline experience.

I'm trying to think of who else. God, there's got to be other internet sensations. You also just like film as like, you know, like filler. You could just like fill up the freak show with homeless. Yeah, yeah. Just go on the streets and recruit. Anyone that has metaglasses content,

you're like, all right, you're in. You can go do that, go fuck with people. Like Tiger King maybe? Yeah. Or Liver King. Liver King could be good. Liver King could do a free show. They're just throwing him stuff like he's a wall.

Yeah. Primal, primal. I'm trying to think of like, man, there's got to be, there's so many of them. Like, I mean, you got like the two-headed sisters. You could just have Trump there, too, just doing the dance. He's greeting everyone in. Thank you.

That's, these are good. Yeah, we need to bring free shows back. This is great. Yeah, because it just goes to YouTube where it's just like you watching some weird, there's this weird, like, you get a lot of, uh, I feel like I get a lot of like weird ones where it's like these people in these like random countries. Like there's this African village where they got this like giant guy

with like a super weird looking face. Yeah. It looks kind of ogreish. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. And there's nothing technically racist about it, but it feels racist.

It's sad. It's just sadder on the internet. Yeah. It feels racist that he's a lot. Yeah. That sounds weird, but you're like, you're like, this looks like a weird racist. Get the camera out of his face.

Yeah. Stop showing this to people. It looks like a weird. racist sketch that came to life, but you're like, it's like God being like, no, this is what, what happens? There's a guy that looks like this. And you're like, oh, yeah. Like when you see one of the, you know, like, very like,

I don't know, I think somebody took a picture of a guy in Israel, which is like the biggest knows possible. Yeah, it's just the meme. Yeah, the anti-Semitic meme. Yeah, and you're like, this is on a Chinese guy, like, you'd be like, whatever. But then you're not on the Jewish guy, you're like, this is just so crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, it's much more sadder seeing freak shows on the internet. because you're like, ah, I shouldn't be seeing this. Yeah. In person, you're like,

they're doing something, they're going forward. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you need to bring the freak shows in person. How do you price the freak shows, though?

Because if people can see this content for free online, right. What makes them pay in the flesh? Right. I mean, I don't know. I think Bonnie Blue is pretty easy.

Yeah, true. She's going anywhere. I saw she got married. That's Lily Phillips. Is it? Okay. Lily Phillips. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I knew a Lily Phipps that's a different person If you're listening Lily Phipps we went to Pine Crest Middle School I'm not fuck thousands of guys

Shut out Lily Yeah they're doing like a weird thing Where they're like It's obvious what they're doing It's like she has like a boyfriend And then he's like Yeah I'm just going to meet more girlfriend After she got fucked by gift master

And he's like flowers for you And everything internet's like Fucking God This fucking bagg Why is everyone get so mad? It's like, he's the cuck. Let him be. Let him be a cuck.

Yeah. And it's like a weird, like kind of like, I think it's a fake relationship. Yeah. To kind of get the internet going. Yeah. Man, it is easy to watch because you're just like, ooh.

You're like this. Yeah, yeah. He's going for it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm done with all that stuff. Everybody's just getting, I don't know.

You keep trying to divorce yourself, but you get brought in. Yeah. I watched Citizen Vigilante. You know, you know, you out of all people should know about this. What is it? So, Army Hammer's back in action.

Okay. He's back biting. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah, he's killing immigrants. You know, they don't have a crafty budget for whatever what Army Hammer needs. Yeah.

It's, uh, Owey Bull, who's like, okay. Have you heard of this guy? Yeah, he's like a bad director, right? Yeah, he's like really bad. Has he made anything that I would know? I don't know. They're like obscure, like kind of B-movie,

shitty movies to my knowledge. Okay. I've never actually watched any. Yeah, well, he, apparently, we got so much online criticism that he would start to set up fights with people who would talk shit on him. So I think he'd try to fight Quentin Tarantino, which is awesome. He's just this German guy who sent up these fights.

And the whole point in the movie is Army Hammer is an American living in Europe. They keep the country very vague. Yeah. And he is there to kill. the dangerous immigrants that they call migrants still, which is weird. Yeah. Because that kind of does bug me because migrant and immigrant are two different terms.

Yeah. Migrant means you're just coming for a little bit and laying your pass and through. Immigrant literally means you're planning to stay there. Yeah. So it's not a negative versus positive. I think people just use the word immigrants negatively. But it's weird that he's calling them migrants. They're just saying having the wrong term being used the entire movie.

Yeah. That's crazy. I think what they try to do is like, they try to be like, this is not technically racist because, you know, you also see him like, you know, helping out. Like, it's very...

They aren't trying to build a life here. That's what they're saying. Yeah. So he does a whole thing where like, I think the beginning of the movie, you see like a Somalian refugee, refugee. It's, I guess if you're murdering people

in a machete, maybe you're not a refugee. But Somali immigrant, like... Captain Phillips, too. Yeah, yeah. So I'm getting this is the secret. cool. Dude, it's just this woman walking with her son and I watched it high

and I'm just dying laughing. Watch this woman to get murdered with a machete. Because although that might be we're gonna put him on the pod. We put Ben on the pod. He's so bad. But I'm just laughing. I know that's a thing that people do

machete attacks in other countries, but like this woman's just walking with her son. Just whack. And it's like, mommy. Like the kid, I guess, doesn't understand the concept of a machete to the neck. He's still like, mommy, are you okay? Mommy, mommy. He's just

bleeding out? Yeah. Just rock out of blood coming out. And then he gets on there, and it's very funny, because he's like, he's kind of like a punisher guy. You try to make him badass? Yeah. It's okay. But the way he goes around is so funny, because like,

really no disguise. Yeah, what's his fit? What's he wearing? So he walks around town wearing a black turtleneck and a black blazer. Steve Jobs. Yeah. And then like a black like baseball hat and it's like geez, I wonder who the- Leonardo DiCaprio.

Yeah. And he makes all these YouTube videos that are like his face is blurred out and he's like, I'm the citizen vigilante. And you're like, I wonder who that is. I wonder if it's the guy that's walking around. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a tech billionaire.

Yeah. Just wandering. And then. Also, don't they have cameras all over Europe? Yeah. He doesn't even put, I think maybe. once he put sunglasses on. They've had facial recognition longer than us.

He should be, I mean, wearing all kinds of disguises. Because everybody's like Batman and wear a black man. No, no, Batman shouldn't do that. Batman should every day dress as a different guy in crime. Yeah. He should have a... He has the money to change it, too. He's fucking billionaire.

Yeah, he could easily put like fucking giant ears on. And then just be a blonde guy with a giant... Yeah. Fighting bad guys. And then, sorry, I don't want to steamroll you guys. I just want to try to describe the movie. And then, yeah, so like, you know, they try to even it out because there's like one scene where there's a girl at the bar,

these two girls at the bar and these guys try to drug him. And obviously he goes up and like switches their dreams. So like the guys. He's a good guy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They keep trying to paint that. But then he bangs a hooker.

So they're like, oh, he's got demons. And then he like pays the hooker extra. and then they're like, wow, what a good guy. A nice guy. He is. And then he goes to this woman who was like brutally gang raped and then she's like in the hospital

and he's like, do you, which I don't know how he gets access. Maybe I missed a scene. Just walks through. Yeah, I don't know. He could just walk into hospital rooms and talk to people. And he's like, he does a thing where he's like,

what do you want from these men? And she's like, I want them in jail. He's like, well, that would take forever. and like, try what they were in? He's like, he's like, he's like,

you're gonna rape a bunch of people tell us, so I'm just gonna, like, kill the guys and she's like, okay. Yeah,

it's cool if I kill them, right? Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, and then he fucking, dude, this is my favorite scene. There's these kids in the bus, and it's like a multiracial group,

so they keep trying to keep it that, but then he's still talking about the immigrants and stuff like that and how it's a problem. And then he, like, he goes on this bus, and these kids, like, don't want to pay the bus.

and then he's like, they're like, the guys like, for him. He's like, you have to pay for the bus. And they're like, fuck you, bitch. And then he sits behind them, or he pays for the thing,

and he's like, listen to me very carefully. He just does a whole monologue. He's like, when you don't pay for the bus, the prices of everything goes up. You want to buy bananas and bananas are more expensive.

So it's not fair to everybody. He goes full Shapiro on them? Yeah. And then fucking one of the kids, like, whatever. And he pulls a gun out and puts a gun next to the kid and he's like,

you mess with the wrong fucking guy. whatever. And then he sees the kids later in a park and then just like sees him fighting like beating up his kid and he just tases two of them. It's so funny.

And then he there was a woman who got like brutally gang raped and then she like the immigrants that like did that this is like kind of the peak of the movie. Right. Is not the gang rape but everyone's clapping. Everyone's standing up.

Yeah. No, that's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. And then he shows up to the house and just murder. He gives a whole speech about like, he's like, I got a feeling when you guys, you know, left your country. He's like, you guys weren't the good ones that got out. And then he just murders this whole Muslim family. Murders the mom.

Is he Stephen Segal? He's just walking into every room and killing everyone. It's crazy. It's so funny. I do because he's like, it's so overexaggerated because it's like a thing we're like, yeah, I'm sure that happens in a lot of Muslim countries, and I'm sure there's some connection to whatever. But, like, one of the sister,

it's like, you post on Twitter that she was asking for it. It's like, why would you ever post on Twitter while you're always on a rape trial? After killing someone, yeah. And that she's just like, this woman, they wear the horniest clothes, and they make all the men horny with the miniskats, and it's so bad because

they're not wearing. And then he just... Bob's in Virginia. Yeah, and then he just shoots the whole entire family. it's so funny and then like yeah and it's so funny too because like we were talking about this

the budgets for these are so funny it's like you know it's really funny to just not make a tweet or a video you're like you know I think people would understand that if I spent $8 million on a movie with monologues and all this stuff it's like months of production

just take after take after take I mean I do think that obviously Army Hamers should have been eating the immigrants Yeah. Have it be realistic somewhat. Was his most recent movie before this, Call Me By Your Name? Or did he do others after?

Was that the last one? Because that's an insane jump, if it was. To come back 10 years later, after just being a gay lover to Timothy Shalman. Yeah. Shooting Muslim families. So, yeah. He's range.

I'll say that. Yeah, he is a great actor. Yeah. He was awesome in social network. Yeah. He's great. And I'm going to grab, oh, they're right here. Convenient.

Yeah, I'll say this. Like, he is a really good actor, and I was, like, impressed by that. I mean, the movie sucked. Like, it didn't really have, like, a peak, because the peak is just him just murdering. Like, there should have been a whole scene where, like, now, the government comes from him and he shoots all in. But there should have been, like, I don't know, like, some sort of thing where you think. Like, I don't know. I like a burning building at the end of an action movie, kind of that kind of thing.

And there wasn't really that kind of lead up. Could you tell they spent the entire budget on hiring him? Like, where there are no other supporting actors, like. Oh, yeah, yeah, because it's all, I mean, it's all these. I mean, there's actually zero supporting actors. Beating the shit out of Somalians. Yeah, basically. Yeah, it's pretty bad.

That's in theaters, though? I think it's in some. There's banned in Germany. Oh, my God. Because people are going to see that and just start. I mean, I guess some guy in Mexico is trying to be Batman right now. No way. Let's go.

Yeah. I hope he has a mustache. Yeah. He's just fucking five, put one. What aboutcha? Can I help you? They doker.

The Joker. Do you think we'll ever see a blonde Batman? I hate it. It's so, I'm so... Because like when Daniel Craig got asked as James Blonde, people are like, he's blonde. Yeah, and he were pissed off about it until they, like, saw, like, that photo of him, like,

in the Speedo coming out of the water, and they were like, oh, that is Bond, never right. Yeah. Well, I think it's hard with comic books because it's a thing where, like, I'll, like, if they wanted to make like a black Batman and make it, I'm so lame with this. I think my views are stupid, but it's like you're kind of like, you kind of like to see

what the thing looks like and then see it like happen, yeah. Yeah, so like a black hair to black, like not even brown hair. It's like, I mean, I kind of has that black hair because you just kind of like. You could tell who it is through the mask. If it peaks out a little bit, you know, his hair. Yeah, yeah. I don't, I just, I like things

looking like they do. Now, if they're like, this is a different, you know, timeline Batman and it's a black bat. I don't know why. I'm like, yeah, not in this universe. Like, I have to have like... Nine miles. Yeah. But it's just, I don't know, it's like a weird thing.

Like, same with Superman, because they're thinking about doing, what's his name, Michael B. Jordan. Oh, he's going to be Superman? Yeah, it was an idea. But then they were like, boy, he's a different universe Superman. I'm like, okay. But for some reason, I'm like... Kind of Will Smith was already Superman and I am legend when you think of it.

Yeah, and what was the other one? Hancock. Hancock. That's what I'm thinking of, actually. Yeah, that was just kind of funny. They're like, yeah, this happens to get a black super. He's going to be drunk all. be drunk on top.

They're like, yeah, he's going to be like a homeless guy. I don't know if that's, that seems a little racist. But, yeah, I don't know. I like, uh, I go back and forth. I get, like, exhausted by the superhero stuff. And then sometimes I'll be like, because I like the new Superman, but apparently new Supergirl was like dog shit.

Yeah, I could only imagine that being dog shit. Yeah. I fuck with Batman. Like, the Dark Night shit was really the only thing. I've never tapped into any Marvel shit since Toby McGuire Spider-Man. Yeah. All this shit now just kind of seems like, yeah, you know, like we're kids, weird shit. Well, it's like a Bonnie Blue where they just keep throwing extra people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's add fucking Thanos to the gang bang. Yeah. I mean, they are, they are pandering to like the biggest nerds. They're like, oh my gosh, that's Jubilee or something. They never put them in a movie. Right, yeah. And they spend, they buy every collectible.

They buy all the action figures. So I see why it's printing money. Yeah. Also, before I get murdered, I know Jubilee's a woman. and then X-Men first, I messed up. Oops. Yeah, but I mean, they're the most profitable movies, so they keep making them.

But, yeah, Elon shared the movie on Twitter. Amiama. Walk out of here, Elon. Yeah, shoot the immigrants. You should happen into America. Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah.

Where was he at? He saw, he was doing those weird, like, poses next to his mom at some photo shoot. Oh, I didn't see that. Like, doing cringe Reddit faces. And his mom is like to the side. I don't know what type of ketamine this guy's on, but I need to get a sniff. Yeah.

I need to get a sniff. Yeah, I will say this. Ketamine is addictive. And people want to act like it's not. But like, it feels so good to disassociate from all of your problems. I've never really fully, I've tried it once, but the kid gave me the skinniest line of all time. So I didn't even feel anything.

Do you really, like, get bouncy and jittery like he does? Not really. I mean, he's got to be on set metals, too. It's got to be, like, the ketamine interacting with the autism or something. Because it's like, you get like... That needs to be studied. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You get, like, it's the closest thing to alcohol. I mean, I haven't done GHP. Apparently GHB is, like, the really closest thing to alcohol, but you feel very drunk and then everything feels... Doesn't that shit? Like, instantly kill you, too, GHB? GHB, you got to take a real... You got to do so much ketamine to, like, overdose. Okay.

Because when you go do ketamine therapy, they, they, like, fucking nuke you with it. Wow. You kale for an hour. They give you the horse. They give you the horse drink. Yeah. Because if you're like just doing ketamine, people are like, well, you're not doing a medical

amount. It's like, yeah, I'm doing way less. Yeah. Like, you have to like kind of try to cahole. But yeah, no, it is a thing where like you do, it could be addictive for people because they're like, yeah, I would love to feel numb and happy and forget what my name is. And like, forget that like, you know, I, believe that kid into suicide when I was 15.

You know, like, I think the people want to like, that didn't happen. But like, you know, I think, yeah, I think it's a great escape for people. So, yeah, Elon's for sure, like, just so addicted to it. I don't know if that, I mean, there's probably a timeline because we were talking about how he was cool for a little bit. Cool on the Rogan when you started smoking weed was the first time people were like, all right, this guy might be chill. And then ever since then he's just been, all right, I'm king of the world. And it's like, you're a loser.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think I just don't like turtlenex. I think... Yeah, why? Is that why Elon liked that movie so much? Yeah, he was wearing a turtleneck. Reminds me of a leader.

Okay. Yeah, I followed him into a battle. The videos are so funny, too, because, like, the videos in the movie, they have people on social media being like, we need somebody like this in America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, okay, well, then why don't you start doing it? Like, it's like... Yeah, you're a pussy. Shut up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's just like, vigilante is the best or whatever, yeah. Also, citizens of vigilantees is funny because aren't all vigilantee isn't that kind of the point of vigilantees? They're not a police force. Yeah. Somebody coming in and then doing that shit

would be a terrorist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, give it a watch. You guys see anything fun recently? I watched some Kurosawa movies. Nice. What is that?

The Japanese director. Okay. What does he like? I mean, he's like famous among like sinophiles he's considered like one of the greatest to ever do it he made like seven samurai

if you know that he was famous for making like samurai movies I don't watch movies that people that don't look like me he made all these samurai movies like in the 50s and 60s and he like he was really inspired by like old American western

so he like shot all these samurai movies like they were westerns so they're pretty watchable and have a lot of action even though they're old and foreign and then after he made all those movies then this whole other generation of filmmakers was inspired by his movies. Nice.

And then, yeah. Like, mainstream movies, what do you like? I know you like Scarface. I love Scarface. Is there anything else that you're like, that's, like, that's... I fucked with backrooms a lot. I like that more than obsession.

Everyone's sucking that obsession dick. Yeah. I thought that was like... When I was watching it, it seemed like I was watching an Instagram reel that was too long. You know, it's like, all right, come on, let me get to the punchline.

Did anybody see Toy Story 5? for the judges. No. Did you see that? No, I really wanted to. I tapped out after two. I think a lot of people did, but that's like ketamine for me. It's like something where I could just look at toys, talk like people and like, I don't have to pay rent this month. That doesn't exist.

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get again. I'm gonna take the heads off of all of my GI Joe's. Yeah, I haven't seen that. I can't even remember. I think the last one I saw was three. Yeah. Is that the one where they go to the daycare? Yeah, I think I might have seen that one too. Yeah, the sad part where he's taken.

where he's going off to college. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. That's three. Yeah. And then four. Yeah, because this year, this summer, I remember I was between three movies. There was Scary Movie Six, Jackass.

Five? It's crazy. And then Toy Story Five. All fives. No original movies. And I haven't heard anything about how any of them were. So I don't know. I don't know.

I'd like to see them. I was a Shrek guy. That was my fucking. We've got kids now, and they're teenagers. Oh, really? And, I mean, being a parent and an ogre, how do you joke over two? He has kids now. Oh, there's a new Shrek?

Yeah, yeah. I don't know if it came out yet, but the kids got, like, the dead-ass haircut, like the curly thing. I've never seen the original? Yeah, he's going to be like vaping. You never seen the original Shrek? No. Dude, I watched that on the VHS until it broke. That's how fuck I love that shit.

It's so good. Donkey! Come on. I've never seen it. It's one of the best. Everybody love Paw Face. I love Paw Face. Eddie Murphy.

Go. Yeah, Shrek was my shit. Toy Story, I mean, I get it. The toys still talk. Yeah. What else is more to do? I'm just like not a Disney guy. I mean, I went to Universal Studios recently.

And even that, Disney creeps me out because it's like, it's too kid-like. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like they're hiding something. Yeah. Well, it's also like the most evil company in the world. And they just like hide behind their kid-branding. And I know people that are like Disney adults and it's like, you're fucking weird.

Like I had a, my old job I worked out in Connecticut, the guy that worked there, his wife is obsessed with Disney. and he goes on the cruises all the time. I'm like, how are you putting up with this? Like, this is insane. Yeah, I mean, I do think that, like, what kind of stuff do women put up with men? Because, like, for us, it's like terror card reading stuff. Like, watching sports, going into a game?

Gambling. Gambling, yeah. Like, losing all of your money. Women put up with that. Yeah. Yeah, because it's like there are things that, like, I do not believe in terror cards. I do not believe in any of that.

Not like from, like, a religious standpoint. I'm not like, this is the devil, but I'm like... This can't be real. It'd be funny if you did take that stance. Yeah, yeah. It's witchcraft. Yeah. I'm with you, though.

It's a board game. You're not getting me with this. You start worshiping Jumanji? Yeah. Monopoly. Yeah, I start... A lot of people do worship Monopoly in this country. Yeah.

Yeah, I never finished a game of Monopoly. Do I haven't played a board game since I've had a phone. Yeah. Well, it's a thing, too, where, like, Florida, they'd be big because you'd have hurricanes. Yeah. So, like, you'd be like, okay. Shit goes out, yeah.

Yeah, you're like, we got to, you know, get the candles. And I remember during one of the hurricanes, we did, like, monopoly or something like that. But also in Florida, by the way, I just want to apologize sincerely. I always talk about how alligators don't kill people. And that one was just murdered by an alligator. So I will stand corrected on that. I've lectured for hours in this podcast. Are gators really just running around like that?

Yeah, but, like, as a kid, I mean, you'll see gators. Like, me and my mom went canoeing one time. And the gators like from here to there. We're like, oh, let's go up and see it. And like, you're not like, they really don't normally. I don't want to like victim blame this woman. Because normally I'm like, there's more to the story. She was rage baiting.

They put sunglasses on it or something. Yeah, they try to put like a fucking clown wig on it or something. A little fedora, yeah. But until I find the whole story, I'm sorry to that woman. Are crocodiles the fight she ones? Yeah, I was going to say, I think it's crocodiles. Is there a difference? Yeah, yeah.

They're more vicious. Yeah, so crocodiles are more vicious. And Florida's the only place where you have both of them. So crocodiles and alligators co-habitate in Florida Nice Crocodiles longer I almost stopped a kid at the zoo one time He was like, you fucking retard

Yeah yeah yeah, that's a crock Yeah, yeah, that's a crock Yeah, yeah Fucking stupid kid Pay attention in school Fuck yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah

But yeah no, I think Yeah, that old man just got fucking I saw an alligator Or maybe crocodile Get its whole bottom jaw ripped off by a hippo Oh, that's pretty sick. Because they're like, because gators are crocs,

they must think they're king of the swamp. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking eat you, motherfucker. Dude just instantly took off the bottom. Now he's still alive. He was still moving around after that. So he's just like, top fucking buck teeth the entire time. Just like a hungry hippo where he has to like,

I can't get it in. Oh, that's kind of sucks. I saw a three-legged gator. Really? On TikTok yesterday. Nice. He was just walking like, it didn't even look like anything was wrong with him. He must have been.

talking shit to some homies. And they were like, all right, I'll take that from you. Yeah, I wonder if they attack. It's so funny in Florida. They always try to teach you alligator strategies as if you can win. Is that part of the school system? Oh, yeah, they're like, if you ever get grabbed by an alligator and they barrel roll you, you're supposed to roll with the barrel roll.

And you're like, yeah, I think I'll remember that when an alligator is chomping on my stomach. I think I'm going to try to punch it first. I'm going to do that. Then I'll focus on stop dropping and rolling. Okay. You're punching it a strategy, or am I making it up? No, those are sharks. You're supposed to push...

Yeah, because you can't push some sharks away and stuff. Yeah, you're supposed to punch a shark in the nose. How do you get out of the bite of the gator? What would they try to say? I don't know how you get out of the bite, but apparently if you just try to go against the role, it breaks your body. So I guess you just have to...

You're losing a limb no matter what. Yeah, yeah. They'll get you out faster. Yeah, but it's just less... It's pretty rarity that somebody gets attacked by an alligator. It's like usually somebody's dog. goes there and they try to save the dog. It's always the dog.

It's always the dog. Yeah. Also, it's, this is the second story of this. I'm just going to throw that out there. Where it's a guy and his girlfriend and then when the girlfriend gets eaten and he goes, does this guy just murder his girlfriend?

He definitely let her down to the swamp. Push her in the swamp. Yeah, yeah. Put some fucking fish. I heard they like twizzlers. Do you want to give him this bag of twizzlers? Come on. Go closer.

Touch him. Yeah, no, I got to get a picture of you with it. You just has to delete that on the phone. I'm taking a video. Yeah. You can understand. His mouth's opening, put your head in it, just for the photo off. Action shot.

There we go. All right, I'm going to go in cinematic mode now. Well, they like, the other thing is they have very weak opening strength. They have only good- Closing. Yeah, so, like, when you see people wrestle alligators, they keep it open. No, no, no, no. What they do is they, I mean, that's the thing where they try to pry up and stuff.

But, like, what they do is you close it. Like you close this. So if you go like this, like any of us, in theory, if a guy was like sitting on an alligator and we could switch hands with the guy and we would be strong enough to keep his mouth closed. Okay. Yeah, because they can't open it strong, but they can close. Right. Really strong. Right. It's like a, I don't know, maybe like a, trying to think about it with my arm.

Yeah, I don't know. Do that a higher? Yeah. No. Nine. Shout out the crox. You ever had a close call? No.

I mean, I've been, like, very. like canoeing and my mom was part of. Did you ever try to buy one? No, I mean there's two alligator heads over there. Actually, let me grab one. Your exotic animal obsession stops with your crocodiles. Wow.

My mom had an alligator. Those are real? Of course, he did. Yeah, this is a real... My grandpa had one of those. I thought he was a poser. No, no, this is a real dead alligator. And you know what? Just for that woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Eat that. Look at his soulless black eyes. Yeah. Worshiping Satan. I'm gonna fucking smash. off with now. Yeah, just to get a little tingle. Yeah. For the woman.

The rush. I'm just like, oh, it's so close. Yeah, I don't know. This is, I mean,

this is a taxidermy to alligator head. What do they stuff it with? Are they just fucking throw it in the air fryer? I get, yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I think they, I think they, I think it's just dehydrated. I didn't know those are real. Nice. Yeah,

it's a real alligator head. Do anyone in Florida try to take a stray one and make it their pet? Oh, all the time, yeah. That's so fucking... It's always some redneggled ones. I love my alligator.

I can speak to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I talk alligator. Do you want to see? I'm-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ha-b. I got it. Have they ever made like a Joe Dirt movie, but of like a swamp guy instead of like a desert? Water boy, Adam Sandler.

He's swamp? He was swamp. I think that's Louisiana. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I think... But doesn't he leave him become a water boy? He doesn't like stay in the swamp? Yeah, no one stays in the swamp.

Everyone's always trying to leave him. leave the swamp in the movie. Yeah. Yeah, it's like we got to get out of this town. Shrek left the swamp. I wouldn't know. Yeah, there should have been some alligators in Shrek. Do people make

like gator jerky? Yeah, I've had alligator before. How is it? I've never had an alligator jerky. They make it. Alligator tastes really good. Yeah. Like what? Chicken. Yeah, it tastes like chicken, but like a...

More chewy? It's a little like softer. I would not fuck with that. I'm telling you it's really... It's like a tofu then? Sort of. I've had fried alligator tail and it's kind of like almost imagine

Holy Florida sentence. I feel like that's something they should put on a stick in like a fair. It's already on a stick. It's the tail, my mother-of-lawful. Yeah, it's like I mean, I would guess it's been so long, but like

fish mixed with chicken. Wow. Kind of, yeah, yeah. Because I think that's how to lay the birds. It's a chicken that lives in the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a waterfowl. Yeah.

Yeah, I've had frog legs, which are pretty good. Oh. Yeah. A little Kermit. A little Kermit up. Hey. Where are you eating me, buddy? Mike, leave me alone, there.

I don't know. I would eat most things. I definitely eat dog. Yeah. It's weird how it's kind of on the list. Yeah. Like, I'm not even like... We probably already ate it at this point.

You think so? From... Chipotle, they were fucking throwing dog in there. Yeah, I could see that. I wrote a woman on... I wrote a review on a woman at Chipole the other day because she was like, could you write us for a review? view and then I would

that was like yeah right that you know Natasha was like incredible and then that gives me the strength to be like I'm not a bad guy

yeah like that's just made of all time it took like four seconds for me to do that because I'm trying to decide like OCD makes you feel very guilty

and I'm trying to have less OCD but I'm also like well who am I without that and I'm like oh I do some good deeds that like are not to avoid guilt but just because you're like yeah I don't know

right I'm trying to be a nicer guy too, but I always forget to hold the door open. Yeah. I'll look back. I literally on the way here I saw, I was going down to the subway, and I just turned around and saw a woman.

I was like, she's too far. I'm just kidding. Sorry, sorry. You're not old enough. Yeah, well, then you're stopping all the people that are like trying to get. It's such a weird thing. I had to deal with the crazy homeless guy

situation the day where he's like just jacked out. Like, dude, this guy shirted roids or something. He was giant. A jacked homeless. Wow. That's terrifying. Final boss Yeah

And I'm always Look around the train I'm like okay That guy's a pussy They just give that guy a house They're like you won the game Yeah Yeah

And it's like this guy's just yelling And he's like A Harvard professor Put a button in my brain And don't press the button Because bad things will happen Yeah I believe him

Yeah It's so funny Because it's like The homeless guy rambling And there's almost guy screaming And the screaming And the screaming

is so scary Because he's just like Ah None of you want to fuck with me And I'm just like Looker I'm like, that guy's such a fucking nerd. He's not going to help me.

That guy's not going to help me. And then I found a guy stronger with me with tats. I'm like, okay. It's always people with headphones in, too, living in their own world. It's like, come on. Live with this with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could team up.

Yeah, and then I think about getting off the train, but then I'm like, then a woman's going to get murdered, but I'm not there. I mean, I fantasize. Dun, da-da. About saving people? Yeah. Oh, I fantasize about like, like, oh, my God. There's just a knife in my back as I, like, die.

You'll go through the whole scenario and then you wake up to consciousness and the guy's still screaming. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, I gotta get out of here. And then I just picture my whole family being like, and he was, he was gonna do Madison Square Garden. Yeah, he was gonna do a Miss Jane. You, like, did save someone and became like a national hero over. Would you go, would you think you would say slurs on the podcast?

Yeah. It's like, I feel like that gives you a pass. You could just like say anything. Yeah. What, I mean, I don't really like, I mean, it depends. Like, I have said slurs in the podcast. I never said the N-word on here. Would you go?

Would you pull the N-word trigger if you, did you like saved a woman? on a train? I don't know because this is the funny thing about it it's like everybody's like

oh well you're racist if you want to say the N word it's like no why would you not want to be able to say a word right it's it's not like I

by the way I can't say it because it doesn't sound cool or funny when I say it because I've said it before and I'm like there's a video of me saying

it when I'm hammered and I'm like oh my black friend is like getting me to say and I'm like I just don't have yeah you never in the moment too

and they're like yeah say it you're like uh oh yeah You feel like Eminem? Yeah. The 8 mile. I am a dork.

Yeah. I have a bitch ass. What? Hello my mom. Yeah. I think it's just not... It's like, it's the X, Y, X, Y, it's like, how funny is it going to be

versus how offensive is it going to be? And for me, I'm like, it'll just be... Yeah. White guys, it's always 75, 25, 25 offensive to funny. Yeah. I mean, I've seen some people say it. I'm like, that was really funny because you really caught me off guard.

Yeah, you could make it down. Some people could pull the lever down to 50-50. Yeah. You gotta be a pro. You gotta be a fucking expert with that. I'm actually gonna do this, one second. Yes. Oh, that's awesome.

Prop department. Yes. That Kill Tony Money's coming. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here we go. If they ever have you do panel, you have to do that. Yeah.

You have to bring that. I brought my own crock. Yeah. This is the only microphone. I'll... You're just going to be for the guy on the Kill Tony panel. I mean, that is how I would get into the show more.

It would be just doing that. Yeah. People brought up a funny thing. We're joking about it. Like, it'd be really funny if I just did my set and was like, thank you. And they're like, he's like, excellent. And then I was like, I'm not here for feedback. I just walked off.

I don't know. I don't care. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah, I don't need an interview. I just want to do like just one joke. Shut up. Shut up.

It's so funny. It would literally go viral. Moonwalking on stage at Madison Square. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I'm getting overshadowed right now. Those fucking couple climbing the Empire State Building.

Dude, fuck them. The formative final boss. I know. It is funny, too, though, because you saw all the comments, and, like, Facebook is just a bunch of, like, fucking old people. And they're like, you're fucking stupid. I'm like, you've done nothing with your life. Did you hear the air traffic controller calls?

No. So some guy that's at LaGuardia calls into the helicopter that's going around. He's like, hey, what's going on at the Empire State Building? I'm a guy in the helicopter's like, Two geniuses climbed all the way to the top of the Empire State Building. Oh, it's a little hot out for that, isn't it? Yeah. Crazy.

And this is only the beginning of the week. And then time goes on. They're like, uh, he just proposed to a. And then the other guy goes, eh. You know, they don't care. Yeah. Did you see the photo of the two people, though? Yeah.

They're hot. Dude, she is. When I first heard about that, I was like, that's fucking retarded. I saw the photo and I was like, they're forgiven. Yeah. They already have a Netflix. They're allowed to whatever they were. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. They've already had one. I guess this is... I'm sure Netflix is behind this somehow. Wait, what do you mean they've been on Netflix? They were on in 2024. They had a whole documentary called like Skywalkers or whatever.

Oh shit. They've been a couple for Madlong, yeah. That's a... But the thing was, they put the flag up there too many words on the flag. Right. It was like the power of love beats the love of power

and world peace. It's like you gotta get three words and get out on the flag. All right. Get the message there to say love. All right, just do that. Also, they should have had squirrel suits and you just jumped off.

She was wearing a bat or a count woman thing. Yeah, yeah. You're gay. Fuck you. Hope you fall. And one, you could see the guy getting ready for the proposal too, because she's climbing down and then he goes around to his backpack and just starts going, he drops the rain. Yeah, at the top. Oh, fuck. He had the selfie stick planted too. It's like, holy

performative. This is for Netflix for sure. Yeah, I am like, I don't know, I do, I do like it though. I like that it wasn't a super political message. Yeah, I like how he did the proposal at the end. That's how he saved himself. Yeah, yeah. If it was all love of power, lib, lib, lib, get out of it. Yeah.

Yeah, I wonder where they stand. Yeah, I don't know, because there was that one guy, you know, there was this one guy who was a building climber. It was like doing it for anti-abortion. It was really funny. And what, no one cared? I mean, I think we just forgot about them. but it's like,

it's very funny because the guy climbing a building and doesn't change your opinion on abortion. Like, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. You're like, that actually wasn't the topic of conversation

every other conversation. Yeah, like what? On earth, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I like... I don't get those climbing people, man. Yeah. Really?

I like it. I hate heights. I hate it. Really? Even when I'm at, like, a rooftop and I look over, I can only do it so much. I'm so I hate the heights. See, I like the feeling

that it gets to my side. stomach. I like that. I like it too, but I'm also like, if I fuck up and fall, this is the gayest way to die of all the time. Yeah, I've done Empire State Building, and then I like the Freedom Tower better. Really? Yeah, I haven't done either, though. I want to go to Empire State Building the other day, and I looked it up,

and I figured it'd be like $10 to go. It costs $79. Yeah, of course. That's a tors job. $79. $79's take an elevator and stand on a roof. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's insane. What's also annoying, too, because what happened was, like,

I got a I went like in January and I got to delete the app because I keep getting any notifications like you're right by the FRI State Building it's like do you think I don't see this fucking building? I don't want to come up every time I walk by

somebody gave me, asked me for directions to it and I was like it's like one of the tallest yeah you can see it yeah it's pretty obvious how to get there and also Freedom Tower should be the real tourist spot because it's like you go up there and like hey this is the point of view of 9-11 yeah this is insane

That's what I would want to go do. Yeah, they should have a room where you go in there, and then it's like screens around you and explosions. A hologram of an airplay just flying at you. Start spreading the news. They're playing the New York. You could see in the window the guys going, you can just see the...

I'm Nick at the note. They have the wrong fucking... What? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they do a cool thing where you go up and they show you like how the Twin Towers were built. And then I was just weirdly looking for Pete Davidson's dad. I think there was like a day where I just didn't believe Pete Davidson was like,

looked at all the names. Didn't see your dad's name. Going around the entire two fucking monuments. It's so many names. You should take a public fight with him over that. Yeah. Oh, that would be so good. I don't see any David's shins on here.

Fucking fraud. Full of shit. Full of shit. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I like that idea. I mean, I don't know. Also, I just went to Universal Studios.

I love the special effects. So, I mean, they give you, and the mummy, they have all these flames to come out and they should do that. Harry Potter World is sick. Dude, it's so cool. Did you ride,

they got a new one there. Where the dragon comes at you? I think so. It's a 3D one? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty sick. And you can feel the flames. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They need to do that for 9-11. Yeah, it's the same thing, too. You feel the flames. Universal Studios, 9-11. Yeah, Mark Wahlberg comes. But Joe and itch! I'm fucking enjoying it. Did he ever walk back that statement?

That's my favorite statement. Any celebrity has ever been brought up so much that somebody has definitely asked him about it again. Yeah, I was fucking around. Did he ever take back his hate crimes? No, that's in stone. He probably stuck to his 9-11 thing. Yeah. Yeah, no, he took back the hate crimes.

He was like, I'm sorry. Sorry, I only hate Chinese, not Vietnamese. Yeah. Yeah, because that was like, I mean, To be fair, it's like, he was like, I always try not to, because he was like a Coke addicted 14 year old. Yeah. Trying to be a rapper.

He was a full-blown wigger. Yeah. In Boston, like, yeah. Before whiggers were a thing, you know? Yeah. He was doing it early. Yeah. Early pioneer.

Yeah. Just to sing that good vibration. Yo. Yo, son. Southie. Yeah. Kill yourself. Does he even cursing that?

Probably not because he was trying to go commercial. It was the funky. bunch. We called the fuck bunch. But then right before that he's just like doing boogie nights. Yeah. I think no, boogie nights after. Was boogie nights after or before the singing? I think he went Hollywood after. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But boogie nights is so good that I'm almost like everything's forgiven. Yeah, everything's cool. Yeah. I saw your cock. That would be a double, right? Yeah. No, that was like, yeah, that was a fake one. Yeah. It's like the very last shot. Yeah. It's a gross cock too. Yeah. That's what Diggler was fucking pulling around.

Yeah. And it's like so, it's kind of a pencil dick. Yeah, it's like, really thin. Yeah. Yeah,

I was expecting, I don't know, yeah. I still got to get that guy on. The guy with the biggest penis in America, it's a deep of my podcast. Nice. And yeah.

What's his name? Jonah Falcon. Nice. I was hoping it was so uncool. Yeah. Nice. Well, and then like,

does he do porn or what? No. Uh, he won't show it hard, though. What? He'll show it limp and it's giant, but he's like,

nah, I'm just not interested in showing it hard. And you're like, Come on. Is he gonna show it on the pod? Is he always showing it around guys, though? I don't know. My thing is this.

So that definitely means he's straight. He can't get hard around guys. That's true. I had him. I wanted to have him on the podcast and Patty Malimer. It's like, we're not having this guy in my apartment. I'm like, what do you think he's going to like knock stuff over with his dick? Yeah.

Like, oh, sorry. Someone order a pizza? Yeah, yeah. He's not just going to be slapping you with his big penis. Yeah. I wanted to, I knew the size queen woman. I want to do a threesome with the guy with the person. Nice.

That would be sick. Yeah, because it would be, you know, it would be a funny contrast. I mean, I'm sure I would look like a loser, but it would be a funny kind of like... Yeah, you're doing an Eiffel Tower. Sword fight. Yeah. You need a new tripod. You got to get that guy in here.

Yeah, I just have to lay down and play something around the top of his dick. Yeah, I think I said this last episode, but yeah, I have a box, a Amazon box with my phone. The Bezos special, they're calling it. Yeah. But we're, I hate to wrap this up, but we, yeah, I think we're, we start a little late. So what do you guys want to, you? You've got a new podcast. Yes.

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