The Little Drug Scientist - Episode 48
00:02Hey folks, President Joe Biden here to say that if you want to be a big time baller to get your dick sucked, listen to the Morning Good podcast. It's funny as fuck and Michael Good kicks ass.Thanks for the F Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys.Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are?What's this? They called the podcast?Morning Good, good. I love that.Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front.Welcome to Morning 2.1 and we are recording.Yeah.
00:43Yeah.There we go.Didn't even check the sound.I'm sure it's going to be fucking awesome.It's going to be great.It could be bad.You look high as shit.Did you smoke weed?
00:52I don't smoke weed.Okay.Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, I don't think yours is on.Can you start?This is what my voice sounds like.like, okay, now we're starting.
01:14Now we're starting.We're here with TJand Adam Christopher.I'm not going to recreate what we just had.Yeah.But, yeah, it's good to see you guys.TJ says he's not on drugs.I'm not. No, last time I was on here,
01:26I took mushrooms.Your eyes are red because you've been coming in your own face.I come in my own face.Well, how else do you moisturize?Yeah.Yeah.How else do you moisturize your eyes?I drink lotion.
01:36Do you?That's a good move.Yeah.It's a good move.Because then you sweat it and then when you sweat it.Oh, it's a moistrizerize it from the inside out.Did you hear that on Joe Rogan?No, I heard it on Toe Rogan.
01:47Toe, yeah, yeah, yeah.It's his brother.It's his brother.Joe Roe, Toe, and Mo.Those are the Rogans.Joe Rogan is actually cousins with the dude from My Chemical Romance.Really?Like the lead singer?
01:59Billy Joe Armstrong?That's Green Day, bud.Come on.Come on.I don't know my bands.You come on this podcast.You say Pop-Funk's right, motherfucker.Oh, Toe Rogan.
02:09Okay.Toe Rogan.Yeah, you guys get it.Wait.But we're talking about drugs.I didn't realize there was a bag of Coke on my table all the last episode recording.Oh, that's funny.I don't do coke anymore.
02:17I found on the ground at the pair.And I was going to test it because I have fentanyl testing kids because I'm like a little science.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.You don't do drugs at all?Big fear of science, this guy.Yeah, yeah.The other drugs I will do moving forward are whippets and ketamine.Why whip it?
02:36I've never done a whip it.What is that?You're mentally challenged for a minute and it's just fun experience.Oh.Yeah, you basically take the oxygen out of your brain with whippets.Oh.It's a lot of fun.You suck on a balloon for a little bit.
02:48Yeah.Yeah.Your voice go high?No.It goes low.Really?But it's only like a minute?Yeah, but it's great.
02:55Yeah.We used to be like the designated driver in high school.Be like, all right, I'll just do 20 whippets because it only lasts two minutes.Oh, my God.Yeah.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.What happens is we found a wippet canister on the ground as kids and we're like, this will be a part of our life forever.
03:07Yeah, yeah.And.Well, clearly, it's a sign of destiny.Yeah, God's like these kidsYou do like 20 whippetsYeah, yeahYou just walk around FloridaYou see that anywhere
03:15TrueYeah, I meanIt's on every street cornerPannisterYeahIt was a magical thing we discoveredIt was like shining twoIn the light
03:24It was just this goldOh, that's wildDid you know what it wasBecause I couldOh, of courseYou could show a wippet thingTo my faceI wouldn't know what I'd be
03:32Yeah, it's a great timeThat's what it fucking isOhBut yeah noWe just saw itWe knew what it wasBecause we'd alreadytried it out of the whipped cream. The part that's bad for you is if you do it out of like the regular
03:43whipped cream canisters because that has other chemicals in it. But if you do it straight out of thething, it's supposed to have like, I mean, you're supposed to put it in a balloon first.It's the healthy version. It's the organic version of whipets. Thank you. Yes. It's one of those.Yeah. Oh, so it's healthier to put it in the balloon first. It's like, yeah, because the balloon,the rubber in the balloon heats it up because the dangerous part of Whippets is when you do itstraight out of the canister, it freezes your lungs so it slows the option. Well, you are ascientist. Oh, yeah. That's wild. You a little scientist boy.You little drug scientist.
04:10Boy.Doing little sparramins.You scientist boy.With my body trying different things.Including gay sex.A little bit.Yeah.That's a science.
04:23It's a science experiment.Somebody did it for the first timewas like, took notes.You're like, hmm.I don't know.I don't know about this one.This is going to do well in the next century.Yeah.
04:35But, yeah.Yeah.Yeah.No, gay sex.Yeah, I haven't had it, but I've heard good things.You haven't had it?He heard good things.But you were kissed a dude on the mouth?
04:45Yes.Same.Yeah, yeah.Many, no, I don't even have to.Many times.Yeah, it feels just like kissing a lady that was lying down on a sandy beach.Yeah.That's what I feel.
04:57What happened would be, I was in Spain and this girl was like, I'll suck your dick.If you kiss that dude on the lips for once, it was a pack.It was like a pack on the lips.And I was like, yeah.I was like, okay, well, yeah.this is out of my orientation.But at the same time,I'm like,
05:10a blow job from a woman.Yeah,let's do it.I did it.I did it.Straight,like, spectrum?Yeah.
05:16Yeah.It's a good trade off.Yeah.Thank you.Yeah.But then she never did it.So,yeah.
05:21Oh,so while you were like goingfor the peck,she, like,she like,I'm not gonna blow you.She's like,I just fucking met you.
05:27I'm like,that's like,what a hilarious thing.Oh,it's very funny.Yeah.It is very funny.Especially the fact that you're like,
05:36oh,fucking that's it.Like,like she is turned on by that.Yeah,yeah.Yeah.Like,
05:41like,easy.Yeah,like,in his dumb,like,I just want to get laid headis like,
05:46oh, that's it.That's all she wants.Fuck yeah,dude.And then it gets,and then immediately,it's,oh, dude,
05:51you got got so bad.I got,yeah, yeah.And also,I didn't speak very good Spanish.So maybe I didn't understandwhat you were saying,but,
05:58oh,oh,uh,I'll call you gayif you kiss that guy.Yeah.He was like,all right,
06:05Sounds good to me.All right, good deal.That was a crazy experience.I went to 14, and the kid I was staying with was 16.So we went like clubbing.I was 14.I had no idea what it was.I started grinding on girls.
06:14They were like, whoa, we don't.I was like, all right, I thought this was a thing.But which is like, if you don't know that that's not accepted, like, it's wildly inappropriate.In Spain?At least when I went.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.So like, it was so like, it was like girls would start dancing on.And it wasn't like I would just come into some random girls start grinding up.
06:29But girls were like dancing by me.And I guess you're supposed to like dance around them.You know what I'm supposed to kind of like.yeah yeah they're they're into that kind of stuffand then they start grinding on people were like dude what is wrong with youI'm like I'm sorry I'm like 14 I was like I don't know what's the rules hereI'm sorry I just kiss the guy I don't even know it's tricky place yeahoh my yeah I pecked him I didn't kiss him
06:48you fucking know the difference to youyeah kiss is a kiss dude lips lips lips lips lips lips touch lips dudeto be fair if I was under a curse that would countif we did it like before midnight whatever thing I would turn from one thing to anotherI turn into a frog or something that's a good like indicator within the spectrumI kissed him enough to like break a spell.Yeah, exactly.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it counts.
07:10But, yeah, no, it was crazy because I also, I had one of those phones.I was hammered, I was 14, and it was one of those old phones where he had to type numeroustimes.I don't know Spanish, so I got lost in this nightclub.And I really had to text him in Spanish where you know you have to type four times justto change the letter.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, what's it called?
07:27T-9.Yeah, yeah, yeah.If you want to hit a Z, you got to hit nine four times.Yeah.Yeah.So it was like brutal.and yeah and thenhe just types S-I
07:37Cyeahyeahand I was likeI don't even knowyeah but it was toughI triedmy last text using
07:4410 T-9was to say thatI wasn't going to make itto workand it took so longto typethat I just waitedfor the iPhone
07:50yeahyeahthere's no reason to doyeahthat's ahave youtalked aboutyet
07:57this your wholesituationoh yeahyeah I just don'twant to do itmorejust becausethese are
08:03these are backloged episodesHe's going to be released in like three weeks.Yeah.So they already know I got fired.Cool.How's unemployment life then?Oh, I didn't file.I'm going to get a job sooner now.
08:12Oh, hell yeah.Okay.I'm not going to fucking leach off the government.No, I'm just kidding.If I don't have a job in like a week, then I'm definitely going to file for it.Yeah, yeah.Are you still working right now?As of now?
08:21No, no, no.Yeah.That's awesome.That's so great.Yeah, yeah.I just don't want to talk about too much business is going to be in five weeks.Okay, but do you know, last question.Do you know what episode you got fired for or anything?
08:29No, they just told meThey said it was a podcast.They said they're like,we heard something about a podcast,but HR didn't tell us.I'm like,I'm so bad at this numerous times,but I want to clip up the worst moments
08:40of the podcast and send it to themand be like, I don't see anything wrong.Point to one thing.And it's just like a compilation.They'll be like, honestly,we just like,come town better.Yeah.
08:49Your podcast isn't goodand we don't want to stand behind it.We actually hired thecast of Comtown.Here's your replacement.Nick Mullen, come on out here.I could see them asreception is just like yeah I go extra money on the side
09:01it's just an ongoing podcast at the reception deskyeahso yeah go go somewhereI can't help you up yeah yeah umwell you know Michael I just wanted to sayI'm happy to be heredude I'm happy to yeah I like what's happening right nowthank you and I don't want to talk about my day
09:19you know what did something horrible happenno nothing at all it just feels weird todayit's been a weird day it's been a weird dayyeah with Instagram and Facebook being downit's been a disaster yeah well that's why Iall my feelings on.Yeah.Did you hear why?
09:32Why?Someone called me up and just kind of tell me why.Apparently, some girl, like, defected is a weird word, but it was the first where they cameto my head.I guess she, like, left Facebook or whatever.Oh, she went rogue.She went Rogan.To Rogan.
09:44To Rogan.Oh.I saw this.And that's related to this?Yeah.See, her and Toe Rogan, Doerogan has his own podcast called the Toe Rogan.Do you mind of time?Oh, no, not at all.
09:55Hell, yeah.Oh, I don't do drugs.Yeah, okay.Enjoy that nicotine, you drug addict.Yeah.It's crack cocaine.We got you, you bitch.It's a crack flavor.
10:05It's a crack flavored.You know that you have DMT babes, really?Yeah.Have you ever done DMT?No.But go back to...So anyway, this girl is apparently on 60 minutes today or tonight or last night or something like that.Talking about how Facebook is like trying to corrupt the whole world, which, you know, that's been a thing forever.
10:24And apparently that's why...I heard Mark Zuckerberg is trying to fuck all of our girlfriends.It's part of the plan.He's pretty propaganda.Your boyfriend has a small dick.He's not cool.He's not cool.So I'm single.
10:35Yeah.So I'm single.There's little messaging in there.It's like,do you want a boyfriendwith a bigger dick?And it's Mark Zuckerberg.Yeah, yeah.
10:42What if like you find outevery woman's Facebookis just way different?It's just all Mark Zuckerberg.Like ripped?Like every you just had ripped.So this is a weird feed.I'm literally just trying to see my friends.
10:52Everybody's profile picturesjust a link to Mark Zuckerberg's.Yeah.Or like that picture of like the black guyat the edge of the bed.and then, like, at the end of his dung is, like, Mark Zuckerberg.There's the head.It's, like, his face.
11:04His, what's it called?Hydrofoil boarding video is the funniest.Him of the pale white face.Mark Zuckerberg is like...What's hydrofoil?So it's like a surfboard, but it's got a giant...It's got a propeller, and it glides like a foot above the watch.Oh, yes.
11:20Yes, yes.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, you got to be a big baller to have one.Those are sweet.Or, like, a Bond villain.Yeah, exactly.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, those are sweet.
11:28It only works like...I want to watch it.I want to watch it.I want to watch it.It's the first movie I've seen.I want to go to the theaters to see that.Yeah.I want to...
11:34I am mad.Nobody liked my tweet.Because somebody was saying James Bond should be played by a woman.I'm like, that's cool, but she's got to be a lesbian.Because James Bond gets pussy.That's the only rule.That's the only rule.It's the only rule.
11:46I don't know why they haven't done this in so long because it's like, it's like...James Bond can be anyone.Right?Yeah.It's like...It's just so weird that everyone's like, no, it has to be like...It has to look.like a certain kind of someone.
11:59Yeah, you know, I could truly be anyone.Yeah, and it's also different for like that.So I think for comic books, I understand a little bit.People are like, I like adaptations that are literally, because it's so visual.So I kind of slightly understand.I don't agree with it necessarily, but I do understand people saying like, okay, I saw Superman like this with black hair.So if I saw a blonde Superman, that might.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:16Like maybe be a little bit creative.Maybe making a different story because you, some people want to see.Like a parallel universe or something like that.Yeah, yeah.Well, that's one thing they should do with Superman because there are black Superman in the universe.Yeah.But they're not.Like Shaquille O'Neal.
12:28Yes, yes, steel.Yes, exactly.Yeah, great movie.Yeah, I actually haven't seen it.Is he Superman?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, nice.For real?
12:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.He really is.He's like a, like, a variation of Superman where, like, he, like, makes a...The kryptonite is just the police.Like, yeah.He is a cop.He's a cop.Yeah, yeah, like, he just wears, like, an Ironman kind of suit, and he's called
12:48Steel.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, Lexington Steel.Oh, wow.Oh, wow.What a hero.Yeah.But, oh, yeah, no, there are these really cool, like, there are alternate.
12:57Like, there are alternate universes where Superman is black.Yeah.Yeah, yeah.And so it's like, that's more like,damn right.He's a bad mother shut your mouth.Yeah.That would be funny if that's just how they pitch.
13:10They're like, in this universe, he's black.So you can't change.They're like, no, no, no, no, just his skin color.It's all exactly.And like, everyone's cool with it.Yeah.So, like, isn't this mind blowing people aren't angry men?Yeah.
13:23But no, it's like, because Superman's name is Cal L.And his name is Calvin Elvis.in like the other, but it's like a differentlike story completely. I'm like, that's cool.Because there are like, the multiverse stuff does get kind of cool,but I nerd out too much about comic books here.Let's talk about.I don't know anything about that shit.
13:36What?I don't know.Anything about.You love Batman?Two for the show.Three, four, Superman, four, five, six.You know, rock and roll.I know.
13:47Calvin Elvis.Great guy.That would be funny.They're like, he's Superman, but also he's Elvis and he's black.Yeah, I don't know anything.was kind of, he asked.He has that song called In the Ghetto.You ever heard that?
14:02He was born in the ghetto.In the ghetto.That's how it goes.That's how it goes.You heard it.Yeah.But, yeah, I was deep into Batman.Oh, yo.
14:13I don't know a goddamn thing.Oh, there's a new Batman coming out.Yeah, Robert Patton.Yeah.I want to watch that one.I like that trailer.They're doing it like a detective movie.Like, it's going to be like thoughts of twists.
14:22Which, like, finally.Yeah, yeah.Just calm it down.Calm down the Super.superheroes.Just calm it down.Make it more like realistic where it's like,well those plots are the best.
14:32Like when they took Logan,because Logan like,instead of if they're like a bunch of superheroes,they're like,okay,let's focus in on.Yeah,same way.
14:38They did that with Joker.They just like chilled it out a little bit.And they're like,let's make it an intimate story about.Way better than being like,now we're having,just like an origin of superheroes.Yeah, now we're in space for some reason.
14:47Yeah.Exactly.Yeah.Now it's like,that's like, that's how it goes.They do like,okay, now animated.Yeah.
14:54And yeah,and then what happened before this happened?Yeah.Well, because it's hard to, like, make a good ending.So I realize that's what's happening.It's, like, hard to make a good ending for a story.Yeah, yeah.So they're like, let's just tell what happened before the main thing happened.
15:11Yeah, exactly.So all the prequels keep coming.From a different perspective.Like, the sopranos ending.Yeah, yeah, the sopranos ending.Like, it's like a very kind of like vague ending.And it's like, yeah, we're not going to explain that.We're just going to start from all the way in the top.
15:24Did you guys watch the next States of New York?Yeah.No.I didn't.Did you?No, no, no.Neither of I.Okay.
15:30I was supposed to.But then, yeah, I haven't watched any of the Sopranos.Yeah, we were to start with this.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.But then, although, arguably, that would be the best place to start since the prequel.Yeah, yeah.I just don't know which Luke Skywalker I want to root for.
15:46Yeah.I haven't watched the Sopranos.Is he in that?Yeah, he's in it.All right, cool, cool.So it was Babe Ruth.Yeah, yeah.It's a whole thing.
15:52That was one of my favorite pranks.We went to go see the movie Doctor Strange, like,She buried with me with my mom.She's like, this is James Bond.That was fun.Yeah, but she's like, this is the James Bond movie, right?And I was like, yeah.Yeah, mom.
16:01And we told her that.And then she watched the whole movie.She's like, I don't see how that related to James Bond.Which is a hilarious.I'm going to start doing that with every movie.Just be like, yo, this is the E.T.'s pretty cool.Yeah. What is that?That's the one where it has Sherlock, the guy who played Sherlock, a Benedict Cumberbatch.
16:18He finds a cape and magic, and he's like a dickhead doctor.But he loses his doctor skills because he gets in.to an accident because he's a dickhead.Yeah.And then he finds magic.What if you,it'd be so funnyif they made him like
16:32just like a breast implant doctoror something like that.He's like,no,I can't perform on titties anymore.Doctor's strange indeed.Yeah.Yeah, that was,
16:41yeah,I remember that being,I liked it.It was cool.It was fun.I like when,like,Tilda Swinton,
16:45like, touched his forehead.And then he like goesinto like that trippydimension,like the astral plane.That was fun.I'm very like that.I like the movies
16:54where there's a little bitof,like the first Harry's,Potter I liked because it's like, oh, it's somebody from the regularlife going in. But then by the fifth one,there's like, okay, so everybody is a ghostand they're flying around, and then you can't even shitwithout ghosts flying around. And then the stairs,
17:05there's too much going on at Hogwarts for me to, like, getinto it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yourhands are toads. Yeah,not again. Yeah, exactly.It's too much for me to. Yeah, you must kiss my hands.Only peck, though, it doesn't... Yeah.I've seen none of these fucking movies. I've seenzero Harry Potter, zero fucking Marvel movies.
17:23What do you do? Do you just fuck chicks all day?chicks all day, dude.What do you think?Why do you think I'm so late?That's true.Yeah.You weren't, you weren't caddying.No, that's definitely not what you were doing.
17:32That's gay.Yeah.Talking with dudes all the time.Yeah.Yeah, no.I don't even talk to.I'm not my friends with the guys.I'm only friends with the women.
17:39I just have a guy friends who are like,you want to do my podcast.I'm like, I mean, I guess,but it's taking me off my pussy's schedule.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.I'm glad you could pencil us in.
17:47I had to.I had to call up destiny.Big, not today.Bitch.Move some things around.Move some things around.Yeah, just so you can make.I'm glad you made it.
17:55Yeah.No, I just don't watch that many movies.I'm trying to.I was telling my friend I want to be a movie guy.I want to be a cinephile.Really?Yeah.So I started watching Jaws.
18:06Good place to start.That is actually a really great movie.They asked my mom to be in Jaws.What?Hey, Mrs. Good.You want to be in Jaws?Yeah, it was like they filmed it on this beach.She would go to all the time.
18:17Is that about James Bond?Yeah, yeah.She's about James Bond.Sure, sure, yeah.Jaws bond, huh?She, they asked her to be, like, I think they, I don't know if they wanted her one of her friends to be the naked girl at the beginning, but they end up being somebody from her high school.So your mom's hot.Pull up a pick down.
18:35Jamie, pull it up.Good thing that your mom didn't do that.Oh, because everybody would have been like your mom's tits.That would have been great.But also, like, you know about that, like, that scene, that woman got, like, terribly injured.Yeah.Oh, really?She was, like, on a rig to, like, simulate her being, like, tossed around.
18:51Oh, I didn't know that.the shark andlike it like fucked up her back or somethingdang could have been her big tits tooyeah that seems to do that toyeah that was Steven Spielberg saying they was likelook at her tits that is what's causingthe back problem they're like no you just threw her off something
19:08like she clearly got itged on since that's a bigger dealby the way that your mom was asked your mom is so hotI'm not sure she was like let me go I'm not sure she was asked to be that specificshe was asked to be in the movie and I think sheI know that girl is a girl from her high school so I thinkoh wow so it was likewere asking locals to be in the movie.Local high school chicks with big tits.
19:26Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.That's pretty cool.Yeah, yeah.But I think that was one of his earlier movies, so she's like, I don't want to be in somefucking stupid shark movie.No thanks.
19:35Now it's like, her life took away different trajectory.Yeah.She could have been a star.Yeah.Damn.That movie, everybody, I mean, everybody in that movie is big now.Yeah.No.
19:45And just like two people.Oh.Richard Dreyfus?Yeah, yeah.Who is he, is he the main character?Is he the, he's like this, he's like the, he's like the, he's likethe dickhead science guy.Okay.
19:55Yeah, yeah.He's not the Shudgyd-D-Wood.Rob Schneider.Is that?Roy Shider.Yeah, and not Rob Schneider.Yeah, Rob Schneider is like theJigil-2.
20:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.He's five-foot-two, and then that blow your mind?You can do it.Yeah, yeah.He's a big-time anti-Vax guy now.Really?Oh, yeah.Rob Schneider.
20:12Oh, yeah.On Twitter and stuff.Really?Yeah.That's annoying.Yeah.Rob Schneider, taking a stand.Yeah.
20:20It's funny when you haven't heard somebody.it's funny if you haven't heard from somebodylike so longand then randomly you're likeokay I guess you have opinionbut it's likeyeah oh I forgot you're a personwith opinions
20:30and I could disagree with youyeah you're upyou're so agreeableyeah yeah yeahI liked you in that one moviehe must have the same exactopinions as I didall of his roles though
20:42I feel like are just weirdlike he's everyevery movie Adam Sterling writesis like all righthere's a weird guyyeah yeah yeahhe's like a guyjust comes in
20:49and says like one weird lineyeahYou're like, all right.Yeah.See you later.See you later.Bobby.I go back to having your weird opinions.
20:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.You're a fucking weirdo.I still like the Shedky,you know,a guy from Jaws.So I still haven't seen the movie.I'm like,every time I put on a movie
21:05I don't fall asleep.Well, rule number one for being a cinephileis watch the movie.I know.I watch movies like TV shows.Rule number two,every movie people like,you have to find a million holes in it
21:15and talk about how much it fucking sucks.And you got only like onespecifically weird moviethat's foreign.Yeah.That's like kind of rule.I'm working on it.Rule number three, like make up some sort of like deeper meaning of the film.
21:28Yes.And then make your own connections to it that don't really actually apply to what the movie is.I'm starting to do that.Yeah.Jaws is to me is about the Jaws of life.Yeah.I heard that Jaws is about communist Russia.Yeah, I could see that.
21:45Do you think so?Is that why it's red?It's so red in the water?Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.The Russian takeover of the waters.Yes.
21:54And big tits is what Russian dudes who drink vodka love.Yeah.Yeah.Yes.Yeah.On their chest.On their chest.Yeah.
22:02They do want their own big tits.Yeah.They want their own.This is very insightful.But it is communist.So everybody shares the tits.Everybody shares.You want tit?
22:11You take tit.That would be funny.It's like, we will all share your wife now.Because everybody shares here.He's like, yes, of course.This works for me.Yeah. It's so funny because every country that I've ever been to, I just assume it's horrible.I'm sure they're great. You know what in your mind? You're like Russia, you're like, no, thank you.
22:29I live in New York City. Yeah, it's just like how it's like told to us like via the news or whatever.So we're like, ah, fuck them. It's cold. It's funny that like we think of Russia where like every dude is just talks like this vodka. It's like no, there's people that go to like literally games.Yeah. They have baseball games.And sound like this. You all catch the game the other day? I love Russia.Isn't that?Like, hilarious?There's, like, Russian Little League games.Like, I just think of Russia as, you know,
22:5631-year-old men in tracksuits.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.There's no women in Russia.There's no women in Russia.Except for big tits,and those are just American women transported in.Yeah.You guys get it.
23:07They're all, like, in cargo holds.Yeah.All the women in Russia are in cargo holds.When they start popping...Based on what I heard about Russia.I just think, when I think of Russia women,I just think of dominatrix is.Because I feel like any weird porn line I watch like that,
23:18they're always foreign accents.And I don't like paying a euros.That's why.I don't watch those videos.Yeah.I know that exchange rate is so annoying.It's complicated.Yeah.
23:26Yeah.But,1.5 on the dollar.I don't know what that is.That will take me out of porn, though,if they're speaking a different language.Oh, yeah.I'm not normal like that,
23:34but I'm like,speak fucking English.Every once in a while,I don't mind like an English accent.British, yeah, yeah, yeah.Really?Yeah, yeah.And porn?
23:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.That turns me off.You won't fucking my bomb.Turns me right off, dude.You won't fucking my bomb tea.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.
23:47Oh.Yeah.Put him a bum.They sound like dudes.They sound like your bros.No, that was the gay porn that you were watching.No, that's disgusting.Holy coke out.
24:00Let me suck on it.I always like the most overexadish.Please, sir.Can I have some more?Come?You want come.Oliver.Oliver wants his mouth full of gum.
24:16That's yeah.Yeah.That's a good song.Yeah, dude.I mean, it was an orphaned, so I'm sure there's a lot of molestation going on.Oh, yeah.Oh, for sure.Yeah.
24:25Poor fellows out there.Who?Orphans.Oh, orphans.You just watch one movie.Yeah, you gotta watch one.I don't know.I don't even have you on the rest of the episode if you're just, bro.
24:34You're not going to know what we're even talking about.I'm talking about Jaws.We're still on Jaws.Yeah, the movie that you have not seen yet.You're like, I'm going to be a cinefile.I was thinking about getting into Jaws.Oh, by the way, haven't seen it yet.Let's talk about it.
24:46What was Oliver?What was that?It's like a little orphan boy.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's based off of, like, the Dickensian classic called Oliver Twiss.You're a Citiophile.Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm super into movies.Damn, dude, I'm trying to get so in the movies.
25:00Oliver Twist, they call him that because he gives everybody T-Twister's.Yeah.That's nice.That's a good movie.Yeah.Ow.He's like, hey, so you, stop twisting.That's why I do I paint nipples.
25:13They're always just getting into nonsense orpins.Yeah.They are always getting into nonsense.That's why they beg for changeso they can pay for more nonsense.Yeah, exactly.Not because they don't have parents.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:24Who can't give them in the lounge.It's so funny because, like, when I think of, like,orphans, I think of England, just like cobblestone roads.Yeah, yeah.And some kids, like, my parents don't know it in the fire.Yeah.And you never think of Bruce Wayne because he's, like, rich.Yeah, you never think of it.
25:39Oh, no, he's going to be fine in a couple years.He's going to come up with a bat suit and everything.He'll be fine, yeah, yeah.Yeah, it's always, I think of, like, British.And the parents, they never just, like,broke up and then he lost it's always like they died in a firesomething yeah and then the villain killed the person's parents you find out in the endyes is that is that how oliver ends that's a lot of movies i feel like
25:58where it's like yeah yeah it's like oh i really screwed your father because i wanted the moneyyeah yeah yeah it's like the orphan i'm not sure i'm combining like ten things but it's likethe kid maybe was like a rich his parents were rich but then they died yeah and then it gotlike taken by the state and then he becomes an orphan but then you find out the leader ofthe orphanage killed the parents or something yeah yeah yeah yeahto get the inheritance,and then you realizeit's like Willie Wonka the whole time.
26:21Exactly.Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.I love those people that just hate Uncle Joe.Is it Uncle Joe?What's his name?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Because he's just fucking...Piece of shit.
26:31Yeah, dude.Lying the whole time, like, you can't walk.All of a sudden, you win a golden ticket.I'll come right with you.Yeah, yeah, yeah.All right, I know Uncle Joe.Now we're...There we go.
26:41There we go.Now, I'll be honest, I didn't know the name,but you fucking, you give me the context clues.Yeah.I was like, I know that piece of shit.Faker?Yeah, dude.Faker.
26:49What about this guy?He just loves chocolate, dude.So we have to describe the charactersif you know of the movie.No, you just...Oh, who knows the name Uncle Joe?If you said...Yeah, that is true.
26:57If you said Charlie's weird unclewho was a liar, I'd be like,ding.Bing.Bing.Yeah, Bing Bong.Yeah.I remember, doesn't Willie Wonka
27:07get, like, really mad at themfor some reason?Because they, like...No, it gets really purple.No.That's the other girl.Oh, yeah, where he says,I said, good day, sir.
27:17Yeah.he gets pissed at them, right?Yeah, yeah, because they ate like a secret thing that they weren't, like, they can eat everything else except for like that one thing and they ate it.And then they like, they flew for a bit.Yeah.And like, you mess up everything.Yeah, and then he gets very mad at them.Yeah.
27:35That's a weird thing.I also wonder, like, do you think there's a hierarchy with the umpalumpas?Like, this sounds fucked up.Do you think there's like house umpalupas and then like ones that were training ones in the fields?I don't know if that's a thing.I don't know.No, it just seems likeIt's just Willy Wonka and then everyone else
27:51Just below him.There's not like a level where he's likeYou think Willie Wonka had sex with some of the oompa-oompa's?We gotta stop.Against their will?No, because then there'd be a combo.There'd be like an umpalupa who likes having a caneand make a fun top.
28:04But those are the best athletes.It would be the best athletes.They do make the best athletes.I see what I feel like this isI feel like this took ayou went there.Yeah, I started.I suddenly, I was like, I suddenly was like,
28:20you think there was house in Belinda?Yeah, so you started.Like barely standing behind the biddy.I was like, this is fucked up, but could we make it funny,me, gee, all right?I'll back out if it's not good.Hold this really quick.I'm just going to run away.
28:35We're like, great athletes.Hey, where did Michael get on?If they have a good riff, then I'll claim it was fine.Yo, guys, I fucking brought up the,yeah, I don't know.That is a weird thing.Yeah, becauseI like the
28:50Tim Burton onebecause they really expand on it.He did find themin the jungle.Okay,this is getting more.Because you get a backstorybehind them
28:58and he like found themthere's like a tribeof oompa lumpasin like some placethat doesn't make sensebecause they got to be vagueand they all look the same.Yeah,
29:05yeah,yeah.It's so the same actorthat has the same facefor all of them.Yeah.What's so funny,Teach you can't say that.
29:12Because he's so high on fuckingWippets.Yeah.Yeah.That's how he parties.Oh, he's so high on pussy.That's what it is.Yeah.
29:19The P train.Well,it is funny because there are those sobercelebrities and then,like,I remember Chris Alia is like sober,but he like,when we find out he's like having sex
29:28with like young or womenand you're like,adrenochrome.Is that?Yeah.I'm not saying it,but I'm saying it.Um,
29:35have you ever had somebody try to sell you on DREAM?I've gotten to multiple conversations.Adrenachrome?Yeah,I know it's nuts.What is Adrienne Cohner?I know who would tell it to you.Ah, yeah, we have a friend who, yeah, it gets to do it.
29:45It's the blood of children.Really?People think that, like, people think it's like...It keeps you young.People think that's what Hillary Clinton has for breakfast.Oh, that's like that rumor.Rumor, that's a good way to put it.It's a rumor.
29:56It's a rumor.I mean, people are talking.Is there any evidence to support that will make me go like, hey, wait a minute.There is zero anything.The sports dream.Like, I do think that, like, yes, I think that Bill Clinton's probably had sexunderage kids related to Jeffrey Epstein.somewhere in that. But the idea that
30:11there's a cult sacrificing children.That, yeah, is way... That just don'tmake no sense. There's a little middle ground between thosetwo things, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, for sure.Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. But it's still a funny thing to thinklike that they literally sacrifice babies and drink the blood and they're like,well, that's why Hillary is so young. It's like, she looks like a hundred.She's a hundred and forty.
30:33Young compared to who. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, that is hilarious. Yeah, she's likeone of the oldest looking people. So it'd be very shuddy.drugIt's the worstconspiracy everYeahIt doesn't even make senseSupport it yeah
30:45YeahLike whoever says thatLike doesn't knowWhat TV isAnd just has one pictureof HillaryLook at herYeah
30:50She has an ageYeahThat's funnyI amGoodThe only thingsI get into the alienstuff
30:59I'm like deep into the headWhat's newWhat's new on thatI haven't heardAny new stuff going onI literallyWill Google UFOLike once a week
31:07To be likeAny updatesAnd there's noneBut what aboutThat rememberlike when the virus hitand they were likehey there's actual evidence. People were like
31:15shut up dude, they're doing this right now. They're like hey what aboutthese wasps and the UFOs? They're like no no nowe're doing this right now. I do believe thatthey started dropping that information like slowlylike you can look thefirst UFO big dropwas like right around Epstein time. So I thinkthat there are things. Really? Yeah yeah I think they do
31:31strategically have UFO stuff and they want toeither they're trying todistract from the events going on orthey're just like I do think they're trying to subtlyBecause, like, everybody's like, we can handle it.Like, no, we couldn't.If they put us down, they're like, yeah, we have contact to aliens,I would be freaking the fuck out.
31:46Yeah.All religion, like, they're serious.You think so?Because honestly, in my head, I think we have, and I'm just like, well.Yeah.Like, what am I going to do?Yeah, no, nothing, man.Yeah, but in my head, I think we've talked to aliens.
31:59I just hope they give us, like, two weeks.And then we just kind of, like, try it up and, like, chill for the rest of, like, those two weeks.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You know?But I could see them just being like,All right.They're going to kill all of us.Like, you know what I'm stuck?
32:13And they're like, there is, all right.So, like, let's say aliens do exist.If the universe all started at the same time, they most likely, if they are advanced,they would be like around our time, right?What do you mean?You know, like, if the universe, like, the Big Bang happened, right?And, like, we're a planet that's, like, perfectly positioned.That is a great.
32:35You know what I'm saying?Like, they would be at the same level as we are.Well, the...Potentially, potentially.The idea is that they're...Oh.I've always thought that.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:44So they'd be a tie gamebecause...Yeah, because they all started outas microorganisms.Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.But also, couldn't the Big Bangjust be our galaxy?Or is it, you know what I mean?
32:55But it's all of space.The Big Bang was like all of space.Oh, yeah, yeah.And like, space is constantly expanding.Well, I've always said, like,what if people were always like,what if we're the most advanced civilization?Yeah, I was joking about that in the last episode.
33:07Like, they're just cavemenand we're like, fuck, we're going to have to build pyramids.Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they think wehave all the shit that we think aliens have.Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's actually just cavemen.Or fish people.It's really weirdly specific. Yeah, yeah.They only have shorts.
33:22They only wear shorts.Yeah. That's their biggest achievement so far.We show them shirts and they're like, oh, dude,that's cool. Ancles get to be worn?That's crazy.My chest has been drying up.These shirts are going to keep moist.those stories
33:38They speak perfect English by the wayYeah yeahWhether it's like no English is the correct languageYou're like don't speak any of that other shitWhat are you guys doing?What is that other Chinese?NoNo, that's what we do
33:49No but that's what the most people speakWho cares?English is correctYeahIt just sounds rightYeahYou ever go to 7-11 and you can't understand the guyYou're like dude just speak English
34:01Yeah it'll be so much easierYeah these guys speak an alien over hereI did pass by someone todaywho had a very thick accentand he's like, English, please.I was like, all right, buddy.You sure about that?That's fascinating.
34:17Well, because like, you were talking aboutthe ones I think are the most interestingare when you hear the peoplewith the abduction storiesbecause of how intricate they are.Like this one guy had oneand what his whole story is,there was like a movie based off it.
34:30He was kidnapped, according to him,by aliens for a couple days.and this guy actually was missingfor like four daysand they never found...Oh, like a light in the sky or somethingis that in the film?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:41It was like a 94 or somethingthat movie came out.Yeah, but it was about the 70s.So these guys were loggingor they were like loggersthat worked in the woodsand this man, everybody describes it the same way.They said the two men in the car were with him,
34:53they said they saw a UFO, the guy walked towards itand something happened where he got brought upby like a beam or something.Then what happens is in his point of view,he was abducted by aliens.The greys were like the first ones, like those littlecreatures.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:08And he said they were weirdly mobile.Like, he hit one and it not, and they're like flu.Like, they were like way weaker than him.Oh, they're probably like helium heads.Yeah.Yeah.It sounds like a racist term for aliens.Yeah.
35:19Which a helium heads.God damn helium heads coming to our country.And abducting our boys.We're trying to have sex with our women too.Yeah.abducting our jobs.Yeah.Come to this country.
35:30They speak English pretty good, actually.I will give them that.Yeah, we'll get that.But that he's...Liam heads.It's fucking alien meds.I want to let my daughter bring homethat.
35:42That was like District 9.Did you see that?They're like, they call them like a craw.They call them, not crawfish.What's the word?Like, uh...Yeah, anyways.Wait, what is this?
35:53The movie called District 9.It's about like in the aliens.They kind of treat them like...Yeah, like shrimps or something.Like, uh...Not craw.What do you call them?Prons.
36:01Prawns.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.The prongs.Yeah, yeah.South Africa.Yeah, yeah, yeah.But, and then the guy said what happened was,and then he's like, please connect me to somebody that can communicate with better.
36:11And then he got communicated with people with, like,that look like us, apparently.And we look different because I'm white.But people...Me and you are black.Yeah.Respect.But, like, he said, there's like a blonde, like, human that he, like, talked to for a little bit.
36:27But then the crazy part is, on the other side of things,his two friends got framed for the murder of himbecause I guess a little bit of time went bypeople were saying you were the last saw with himso then there was like a trial going onWhoaAnd so like literally the policeWait, how long was he missing?
36:41I think it was maybe notIt was like a weekOh I burped straight into this microphoneThat's fine, don't worryI farted into it, you're good, coolNot that one that you're purpingIt's a gross microphoneBut in his point of view
36:51He says that likeI think it was maybe a weekI'll have to look up the actual storyBut it was like a weekSo like he went missingThe cops started framing these peopleAnd like literally the man was missingfor a week and this was his, so that's pretty crazy
37:01to me that, like, that is pretty crazy. Maybehim and his friends planned it, but that'd beso weird, like. Do you ever think, though,like, uh, like,you know, there's like UFO shows, you know, like,uh, like, what if like halfthose people that say they've gotten adopt,or abducted or have seen
37:16UFOs? Like, what if they just don't know what planes are?Yeah, yeah. And they're like, hey, beforewe start this interview, um, first off,do you know what a plane is? Like, what the hell is that?And, like, they show a picture of a 747,and like, that's the UFO.Yeah.God damn it.
37:30Yeah, yeah.He actually just, like, went out of town for the week.He's like, yeah, they invited me onto their ship.It's just somebody being like, do you have a ticket?He's like, I don't know.Peanuts.They're going to be these weird fruits.This fucking baby alien when he shut the fuck up.
37:48Security there was really weird.They were like, maybe take my shoes off.Well, some of the theories are, I've already talked this podcast.A lot of people that, like, got, they think some of it's,people wake up in surgery,if you're molested.Which that kind of does add up.Your brain would process,
38:03it's such a traumatic experiencethat your brain processes.Yeah.So just like be able to deal with it.Yeah.What do you think about?That's more easy to deal with themlike somebody you like.
38:11I feel like there's been a lot ofUFOabduction things since likesomething like MK Ultra.How does that relate?To what you're saying?To UFOs, yeah.So MK.
38:21Ultras is the government testing people with L.C.Right. And people kind of,there's a lot of like people going crazyafter MK.Ultra.So I'm saying I wonder if a lot of,lot of things happen afterwardsbecause shit, like maybe they get
38:32molested or something like that, but then boom.Like MKLJ would have fucked with their brain so much and they're like,oh, I went on this trip and they're like, oh, yeah?How was the trip?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if they'redoing similar drugs, it makes sense that everybody wouldhave similar stories. Yeah. But also at the end of the day,let's just be honest, aliens exist. This guy.
38:48The guy that was talking about the guy abducted. One of the firstthings they did is they did do a drug test for me. They didn't find anythingin a system. Pretty gooddrugs. They went clean. Get out.To be fair, acid, DMT, and mushroomsdo not show up on any truck test.So they just test.Oh, yeah, right there.
39:02Yeah.If you're only testing for weed.Yeah.Yeah.It was just like,you guys have been smoking the marijuana.Yeah.But also,
39:09like, I've only taken like half a tap ass,but I don't think you have,that'd be more of a DMT thingbeing abducted and stuff.Right, right, right.Also, I feel like we're like,we, a lot of times we talk about thisand try to, like, disprove it.
39:22It's like, maybe aliens just fucking exist, dude.Yeah, no, no.And that really happens.I enjoy, like, believingof the a list.Yeah, it is a little scary, though,because I heard one thingwhere I listen to the guy
39:31is like, yeah, there's a lot of aliens.I used to work for the government.The way he described me, he's like,there's these ones that like their eyes are all bigand this guy named Richard Doddy.The guy's so confusing, though,because he's also a misinformation agent.It's like the whole idea is that this guy
39:44was meant to infiltrate the UFO communityand he gives them false informationto like get them up.That's a fun job.But also, he actually drove some guy insane thoughthat I'm pretty sure it's like in a psych ward now.That's not as fun.Yeah.
39:56That's not as fun.But people say,that what he was doing, they said his job was to goboth ways, so he's supposed to see how much they know,bring it back, butthey say good disinformation campaigns, you're supposed to actually give themsome real stuff.That's like QAnon.
40:12Yeah, that's the theory behind it, right? They say it is likea crazy thing, but then there's like tiniestnugget of truth in it, and then it'ssurrounded by a bunch of bullshit, because then it discredits it,so if you're like, these guys all things. With theUFO community, they tell them the truth, and thenthey tell them crazy stuff too. So noweverybody, so now everybody, the UFO community
40:28He's like, they're flying saucers and the flying saucers run off bacon.So now everybody's saying this is insane.Anybody that believes in flying saucers is crazy because they don't run off bacon,but it's like really that part was true.Yes, to cover up the truth.You say like a couple of lies on top of that.Yeah, yeah.And then you sound dumb because you agree with this whole set of beliefs.
40:46Yeah, and no one likes to sound dumb, except for me.Be.D-d-d-b-d-b-b-d-l-b-b-ha-b.That was pretty dumb-sounding.Thank you.Yeah.I liked it.it.
40:59It felt good.You'll like whip it, then.Yeah.Have you done them?No.Really?Actually, like, that's the only drugthat I don't want to do.
41:07Yeah, yeah.Why?Because it's just like,you just take the oxygen out of your brain.If you do it out of the canister,do it in a balloon.It's the American way.Yeah.
41:18The American way?Yeah.All right.Not the Native American way.The Native American wayis to do it straight out of the canister.Yeah.That's a very big part.
41:26Yeah.That was, I'll be interestedDoing peyote or mescalineYeahWould you ever do ayahuasca?YeahIs that the same shit?What is peyote?
41:37Poyote is like a cactusAnd it has mescaline in itWhich also the San Pedro cactus has mescalin in itAnd theyYeah basically just likeYou take itYou get sick you throw upSimilar to Iwaska and you trip
41:48But it's differentThe experience is differentThey say it's more similar like shroomsAnd then ayahuasca is more likeYou're tripping likeFull hallucinageYeah.Yeah, like the DMT stuff.
41:59Yeah, because it is DMT.Yeah, yeah, yeah.No, I want to.Yeah, really?Yeah, yeah, yeah.That's the one where, like, you can, like, live 15 years in your head.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.That's terrifying.
42:08Yeah.That's, I want to try it out.I think it might be less of that and more like, because I've tried balls on shrooms.And what happens is, it's, I feel like the experience I've had is, it's lessthat I feel like, oh, I've lived 15 years, but it's more like you feel like, wow,your perception's so fucked up that while you're on the room, you're like, I feel like I've been in this room for my whole life.So it's not like I live 15 years long, but I feel like it's already been 50.Like, you know what I mean?
42:31That makes any sense.There's a sense of eternity.The trip itself is short duration, but it feels like forever.Right.But I don't think it's like...I don't think it's like...I don't think it's like...You're like, okay, this is year one of my trip.
42:43This year two.Always 15.I think it's like what happens is at any moment in the trip.You're like, I feel like I've been doing this for my whole life.Does that make any sense?Yeah, yeah.Because that's kind of what shrooms are like, where it's like...Your process time's out the window, but it's not like you're like,
42:54oh, I feel likethis has been a year now, year two,you're three.It's like, in like DMT, you got to like,I got to get a job, dude.Yeah, it's been 15 years.That's my favorite story.I've definitely talked about here,
43:05but there's some guy who apparentlykept doing DMT and the entitiesgot like mad at him.And they're like, dude, stop doing it.The entities, like the gods,the DMT gods.That's pretty funny.He said they go in,
43:16they'd be like, dude, stop.Like, get your shit together.This is for other people now.Like, you let somebody else.You're hogging the DMT.That's pretty funny.That's great.and pretty cool.
43:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.You reach, like, that dimensionof the unknown, and there's, like, a circleof people are like, all right, dude, come on.Craig's here again, dude.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Fucking give it to somebody else, dude.There's like a picture of the wall, like, don't let me.
43:37He's banned.We had Joe Rogan last week.Again.Sent out.He keeps talking to us about trans athletes.We don't care.We don't.But that is the funny bar that's, like,
43:49those creatures are crazy they describe them.They say machine elves.So, like, they're literally.they look like they have gears and stuffbut they're like colorful like weird.Isn't it crazy?That's crazy that everybody sees the same.Same thing, right?
44:00Yeah, that's how the elves look like in Skyrim.I don't know if you ever played Skyrim.Are they like machine elves?Yeah.That makes sense if they probably took it from that.Yeah.That's wild though that everybody does see the same shit.Yeah, that makes you believe like it's real.
44:13Yeah, because everybody sees the same thing.Well, I think it has something to do with, I know like mushrooms stuff like that.I don't really I fully understand it, but in a way it does affect like your rods andit's like, for example, for example,I'd always see blue and red.Like, yeah.And then when you put on 3D glasses, you have like blue and red.So I think it might be, there might be something it's actually doing with your visual perceptions.
44:33I like, I like, well, everyone's tripping on mushrooms.And like, while everyone's tripping too, I go like, I mean, I'm done.They're like, wait, you're not tripping here?No, I'm done.That's great.And you just sit with that until everyone just starts bursting out and laughter.Yeah, yeah.That's pretty funny.
44:51Yeah.I think DMT be crazybecause you literally could just be likealright bye guyand then you're justsomewhere elsemy sister said sheapparently like
44:59her visual was like an elf as wellbut it was like some sort of likeleprecon type thingand it was likekind of like just kept sayinglike come herelike around corners and stuffand like that sounds
45:09that's crazyyeah yeah it sounds pretty crazythe weirdest one is Salviaeverybody the Salvi is just likeoh fuck Salvia dudemy couch was like a walrusit's like never like normalit's never like a mystical thing
45:19it's just like very strangeOh my God.Have you done it?Yeah, I've done it.What is it?Did your eyes vibrate?A lot of people say their eyes vibrate.No, I felt I drooled a little bit, and then I just felt like I was, like, sinking.
45:32You didn't have any visuals?I was, like, sinking in myself.No, no, and I took, like, a big hit.That's wild, because some people, like, tripped balls on stuff.Yeah.I have not tripped balls in it.But I like watching those videos in YouTube.Oh, yeah.
45:44Oh, yeah.Oh, people like jumping out of windows.Go crazy.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Or, like, they're like, they take a big hit of, like, Salvia, and they try to make, like,a peanut butter sandwich.Just like, fuck it upreal hard.
45:55It's always funny.That K2.Way different.Oh, K2 is crazy.Yeah.No, K2 is like what you seelike people in the street going crazy like fuckingscratching themselves. It's either that or
46:06if you see people like falling asleep whilethey're standing up.Heroin.No, no, no, it's not. That's also K2.I used to do so much K2 in ice cream.Really? Really? Massive amounts.But like with K2 though, it's like you can get likea myriad of effects, right? Because like,
46:20From what I heard, right?It's like,it's like leaves or, like random stuff.And they spray them down chemicals.So if the chemicals are different,that can get a different.Yeah, because there's lots of research chemicals.Yeah.
46:30So they're supposed,there's synthetic cannabinoids,what they're called.So, like,they're supposed to mimic weed,but it's like just,it's the same way that, like,you know,
46:37a sex doll is mimicking a beautiful women.Yeah.Woman.Yeah.Yeah.Or women.All of them.But it's like,
46:43all have ten heads.Yeah.But it's supposed to think it's like,it's like so off of what weed.It's like,it's not the real thing.So it's like,I smoked it out of a water bottle,
46:52which is like just the most fake wet,so far from smoking weed out of a pipe,it's like smoking K2 out of the water bottle.No, I don't smoke weed.Dude, when I was a kid,I thought it was so much better.I was like, yo, this shit's legal dog.I'm not fucking breaking the rules.
47:05Right, right.I remember those feelings.Yeah, you're like, I'm not going to break the law.The cops are like,ah, you know what?Good for you, son.You know, it's smoke that's K2.Stick away from that reef
47:16or smoke the chemical plants.It gives you a little pin.you're my little deputyK2s hang with the K-9s.But first time I did it was kind of like thatand I was just high as fuck.Like literally I was like I bonged it like a bunchout of like a smart water bottle
47:34And then I drank a four loco just likeI was like 14 just putting chemicalsVintage four loco at that point.Yeah, the good stuffJust putting the worst chemicals of my bodyAnd I was like I loved it.I was just like an 80I remember eating a candy bar.
47:45I felt like I was ginormous and smallBut then I startedSmoking it moreBecause they have different onesThey have Mr. Nice GuyAnd these areTerrifying trips aheadSo like
47:55Mr. Nice guySounds like 21 Jump Street type truckOh yeahYeah yeah yeahWell I love that sceneYeahThat's a movieYou guys want to talk about that one
48:03NoNoNoNoYou don't knowIt's a good movie thoughIt's a good movie thoughIt's a good movie
48:11Shut the fuck upTjShut the fuck upI'm a CinephalNoI won't allow itAnd then I spoke to Mr. Nice guyAnd it was like
48:21I'm riding on my longboardAnd just tripping likeNot like trippingBut like youIt's very like pulseyLike I don't know how to describeIt feels very likeLike you're kind of like
48:30Like weed in a wayWhere your brain's kind ofIt feels like it's on a treadmillAlmost where everything's kind of coming at youAnd then the second time I smoked inI felt like I was sinking into my bedAnd it was kind of terrifyingSo it was never very good
48:40YeahBut there are people that like full freak outThey have like horrible experiencesAnd they start likeYeah like attackpeople and stuff. I don't people have seizureson it. It's very costly. Yeah. So what isthe drug when people are on the street like fucking
48:52rolling around and likescratching their head? I think it's a mix. Is that bas salts?I don't know because I've done bas salts too.It's a complicated thing because I think...What are bath salts again? They're called synthetic catherineit's a list of drugs that basically likethere's like ten different drugs. One of them mimicsMolly, one of them mimics math. What's the one that
49:08you like a puffers?No, no, no. Yeah.Flaka.Flaka?The one are you...Popper.Oh, you're thinking of poppers.That's different.
49:19That's a needle nitrate.It's like a...That made my head feel clear.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It opens your assholes for gay sex.That's what they say, but mybutthole didn't do anything.You're like, nope, this is...
49:30This is for the Lord's buttle.Yeah, this one doesn't get loose.Oh, man, yeah.Yeah, I just felt clear-headed.Yeah, yeah.Oh, I should not do this anymore.I should have been...I picture you're just like in, like, a leather daddy
49:42nightclub.You're like, where are you?am I right. I am ready for this.Never mind.I got to get my shit together.That would be a drug that just sobered you up to the point where you're like, what am Ifucking doing?But what are you talking about? Weird drugs.
49:59I think what happens to a lot of these crazy drugs.I think PCP is generally a pretty dangerous drug.But I think also it happens is schizophrenics do drugs and it amplifies the shit they have.Yeah.Because I knew somebody is schizophrenic and they smoke weed and like it was a lot ofstuff can go bad. What they get up to?They're dead.Yeah, marijuana kills. It has nothing to do with anything
50:20else. Yeah. Yeah.Now, they are, but anyway, that's all.Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. So peoplewho are onschizophrenic, they're on schizophrenia.Who smoke weed. Wait, they just, like,go bad shit? Not always, butI'm pretty sure my buddy was describing
50:36was sort of like, it's like, when thosepeople do other drugs, it's pretty dangerous.Yeah, it's dangerousfor people with, like, uh, pre-existingconditions. But they used to test.They used to test people. So, like, the guywho wrote One Flew Over the Cuckus Nest, the book,was a janitor at Psycho.
50:52Yeah, yeah. He was a janitor at a psych wardand he would do it so he could get access because they wouldjust give a bunch of acid to likein the 60s. Yeah. That's awesome.I would love that.He's like, yo, bro, isn't this acid six?The guy's like, ah! He's like, man,he's not having the same reaction.
51:08I'm about to write a book.You guys, you know,some guy can't handle his acid.But I think a lot of those people, they do those drugs.Some people argue that PCP isn't that bad.It's just the people doing it.Because sometimes you jump, think about this.Like, the people, if a drug has a horrible reputation and you do it,
51:27you probably don't care a lot about your life.So these people are, a lot of people that will do certain drugs with horrible reputations are already so far down.Yeah, yeah, yeah.In their life, because they're like, I don't care about anything.I'll do this drug that everybody says it's so dangerous.Yeah.When really the drug might not be that dangerous.It's just people doing it.
51:43Because it's like, people are like, oh, people take people.PCP and kill people. It's like also the people that aremurderers might be people that doPCP. Yeah, that's a good point.Shit. It's well thought out. My fatherdid PCP. What do you say? He saidheHe didn't say as much as attack us.
51:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wore a cowboy hatand cowboy boots and walked on thebeach.That's not that bad. Yeah, and I waslike, is this a metaphor? What if he was like, it wasa nightmare? Like, he was like,I destroyed my life.Never do this, Adam. Yeah, yeah. No, he said,
52:14he was scared and that's why he's never done like acid or mushrooms because like I'm likewell PCP is definitely not way different way different yeah yeah yeah that is funny thoughthat he felt he's like that would be a funny like way to logic he's like if I put a cowboyhat nobody will fuck me I'll feel safe they'll think I'm a tough guy just cowboy hat and cowboy bootsand I'll walk on the beach just in case I need to get away from the land that is like a weirddrug mindset like I remember I used to smoke pot when I was a kid and I freak out and I go takelike a shower somewhere like the weirdly specific things you do be like II'll smell like weed.
52:45So, and then my parents are probably just like, why are you showering at 4 o'clock in the afternoon?Around 420 in the afternoon.Yeah.Yeah, I used to do.I'll come home and I'll freak out.I'd be like, I'm going to take a shower and then I'll just do that.Like, I'd act really abruptly.And then I'll be like, okay, I'll eat some candy bars.
53:01So my weed doesn't, my breath doesn't smell like weed, but I can't eat too much.I was so scared.Like, I would be so weirdly specific.I can't eat too much candy because I do shit to get caught.I think it's Halloween.Yeah.That's where this cowboy had, cowboy boots.I'm not a marijuana.
53:14Tell you that much.I'm just, I'm like looking out the window like a, like a conservative, like a 50s conservative.I'm like, I heard there's a bunch of pot smokers in this neighborhood, not in my wife.I'm telling my parents, I'm like, you know, I think I'm going to vote for Ronald Reagan.Just like weirdly.Just like shit talk to other people.Like, I heard Bill down the street smokes reefer.We should get him kicked out.
53:33She's like, this is all me just trying to cover for the fact I'm high.What if that was the way?Anyways, heading out to vote for Reagan again.It's 2014.Yeah, I just think I'm going to write him in.Yeah.Really love his policy.January, Michael.
53:51It's 9 a.m. on a Thursday.Go to school.Yeah, but Reagan, good actor, you know.Got to have him in there.Got to put him in.God bless her Patriots.Yeah.What if everybody who's against drugs is just covering for the fact that they're
54:06stoned and they're like, this is their father of this response?Yeah, because those are the same people that, like, sleep with the hookers.And they're like, nah, no hook.No hookers.No hookers.No, no hookers.Yeah.That is,
54:16yeah,that is complicated stuff.There are a lot of gay,isn't there a lot of gay homophobic people?There's like,yeah,yeah, yeah,politicians,
54:22mainly,I feel like that's mainly who it is.Politicians are like gay peoplecan't get marriedand that it's like a week later.I can relate because I hate McDonald'sand I had McDonald's today.Oh, yeah,
54:31you get it then.Yeah.Yeah, yeah,all right.Yeah.We just start a group against McDonald's.Yeah,yeah, yeah.
54:37Yeah,they have a two-for-six deal going on.Oh, that's pretty great.And I hate that.Yeah.I ate itjust so likethey can get rid of it sooner
54:45YeahI forgot how much I likeI've been eating so muchDollar sliced pizzaThat I had McDonald'sI was like this is fucking deliciousI love McDonald'sYeah
54:54There was a woman thoughIt's so funnyBecause like you go seeYou see him dump a bunch of salt on itAnd there's this one when she goes upThey make her home nailShe's like can I have no salt on my friesAnd like they look like they did not know what to do
55:02That's a crazy requestYeahAt McDonald'sYeahDon't go to McDonald's if youThat's crazyWell apparently they stop putting saltAfter like 11 p.m.
55:11or something.Really?Yeah.It's weird.And I've experienced it too.If you go to McDonald's late in the night,there's not going to be any salt in your fries.That's weird.
55:20There's so extremes.I feel like literally,if you get,it's been true for me.I'm going to try it.Social experiment.Yeah, yeah.I, um...
55:28What's the reasoning?Health?At 11 p.m.They start getting healthy.The blood,whatever,blood pressure gets too high or something.It's like,
55:38that's dangerous or something.I don't know.There's so,but I like,I like how literally you'll get a burgerand they'll ask you to put less salt.So it's like, oh, you're literally putting salton top of the burger already has it.
55:47Yeah, it's crazy.Yeah.I think you literally order a water at McDonald'sand they just dump fucking.Like, it's crazy how much salt they put on everything.Oh, dude, it's insane.It's pretty taste out of salt and everything.I'll put salt in chocolate.
55:58Oh, yeah.Like sea salt brownies?Dude, salt on bagel pizza.Yeah.Oh, dude.Great.Wait.I don't think I've tried this.
56:06I've tried onion salt.Like regular salt on pizza?You never had sea salt?Oh, yeah.You know when you get the dollar slice?and you put all the seasonings?Yeah.Yeah.
56:13Slap some salt in there.Dude, sea salt when it's like bigger and crystallier.The flaky seasol.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, dude.Oh, dude.Fuck, can you get it, dude?Talk about that.
56:24Don't talk about movies ever again.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Just talk about salt.Guys, I'm just trying to connect with all my homies.It's never going to happen.I love movies.Oh, there's Maladon.It's a good movie.
56:33Shout out to Maladon.Is it different to Megalodon?No, no, it's a type of sea salt that has the flaky sea salt.Okay, it's not related to the megalodon.the shark.No, no, that's cool too, though.Shout out to Megalodon.Yeah.
56:44Absolutely.Shout out to Channing Tatum.Yeah.21 Jump Street.Yeah.Don't fucking talk about it.TJ, don't even try.All right.
56:54I'm learning about movies.Once I see Jaws,I'll know most movies.Yeah, yeah, you will understand.When do we start recording?I think it is so funny because we only have like a couple minutes left.But is there anything you guys want to promote?I want to promote Adam's social media.
57:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.Even though IG is down.Yeah, we will rise again like the Phoenix.Yeah, just Adam Christopher.Perfect, yeah.Three or four R's?Yeah, three R's at the end.But once you write Adam Christopher,
57:24you'll see my brown bubbly face pop up.Oh, there we go.Hell yeah.Just T.J. Francis.Yeah.Nothing crazy.Isn't it Teage?Teach E.J. Francis.
57:34Yeah, to each J.To each J.To each day.To each day.Francis.Yeah.Yeah.So that's pretty tight.
57:41All right.Vote for Ronald Regens.Yeah.Took anything in this podcast.Yeah.Yeah.All right.
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