Morning Good - The Meaning of Life - Episode 188

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

On the road in Denver, Colorado, Michael's childhood friend and podcast editor/producer Paxton rejoins the show for today's episode. They talk about Alpha-Male TikTok, tripping for three days on acid, and how psychotic the city of Denver is.Thanks to Paxton for coming back on the show. Check out some of his music as Ya Boy Pax at Spotify and Apple Music, and go back to past episodes for more appearances from him. You can find him on Instagram @yaboypax. Also shoutout to Tanner and Sarina for getting married!As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good, really? I love that.

Yeah, by the way, shout out to Tim's Brace. Welcome to Morning. I don't know. Why are we even introduced? It's not even introduced. Let's just cut off the first part. I like those ones where you just, I'm kind of done introducing people.

No, you have to introduce people because you usually had two people that... Nobody knows. But every single person's gonna know who this is. You have to go, oh, hey, well, even if they don't, I don't, you know, I don't even matter in this sphere. In the Michael Good podcast sphere?

This is nothing for my career. Yeah, yeah. I'm really building, like, characters. Like, Johnny Salami's like a, like a character in the sphere. Randy is a character. I'm like a character. Because I'm not, like, me and Randy aren't comedians. We're the only ones.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, he hits me up weekly. I love that, dude. I love it, but I never met him, but... I think he just wants money from me. it's like $100 and every time I'm like, hey man,

I don't have any money right now he goes cool. He doesn't say like, hey, let's grab a beer or whatever. He's the only one that gets paid. Well, his time is more worth it. Totally, totally. And I like,

I would love to just, I would like him in the friend group. Like, I like the guy a lot. But you've already said up the relationship that he's going to get money from you anytime he come through so you can't just like, oh no, this one's just for funsies.

Yeah. That's a weird thing to think about like building relationships outside. Like, I wonder what happened if I ask my therapist like to hang out. She'd probably be like, Yeah, very sopranos of you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's interesting because, like, you don't know what they actually think of you. Because, like, my therapist is always cool as shit. And then she's like, by the way, you're kind of backlogged with payments. She's like, I'm only saying, so you're not nervous. I'm like, no, you're saying because you want the money. She just leaves the room and it's that meme of, um, uh, fucking, what's his name, smoking a cigarette?

Matt Damon, Ben Affleck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to cycle through him. I go, Casey Affleck, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, you got to say all three of them just to get to one. Well, did she also like, yeah, it's weird because I wonder if therapists ever just tell their patients, like you are fucking just so fucked. You have to at some point. I mean, yeah, like if they won't stop coming on to you or something like that. Oh, trying to fuck them?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that happens a lot. Oh, probably all the time, yeah, yeah. Well, I think the best would be to date a therapist in some ways because you could just, you're just going. It's like free therapy all the time. They can kind of like adjust what's going on. I don't know. I don't think that would be good.

I don't think getting free therapy from your girlfriend or significant other would be a good thing. Oh, yeah, because then they're mad at you and then your therapist. And they're like, remember what we talked about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, actually, you're going, this is psychosis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just gaslight the fuck out of you. Dude, I'm like, I'm, like, jacked up.

I'm ready for tomorrow. We're doing shrooms. Yeah, we're going to be much. I'm so scared. Yeah. Like, I'm like, terrified. I'm like, no, it'll be a good idea. But I told you I was watching Batman begins.

This is the best, this is the best place to do. First of all, it's Denver. We're in Denver, Colorado right now. Yeah, yeah. Where it's fucking legal, basically. It's decriminalize. Everybody's doing it. Yeah, yeah.

I'm pretty sure if we walk around, someone is doing mushrooms outside. Yeah. We're with the buddies. It's nice outside. Well, you also, like, that'd be a funny, because veterans can technically get, like, shrooms here. If it's a PTSD thing.

Yeah. That would be a very funny stolen valor just to, like, trip balls. And be like, oh, sorry, I'm a veteran. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like, you go in and, like, get medical mushrooms for that. But you have to, like, lie. You're like, oh, my God, you're like really having a blast. This is awesome. You're like, oh, actually, it reminds me. Oh, the helicopters.

Oh, the terror. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder how that all works. Like, if you put in, like, like, are you allowed to like, well, you do it through the VA, probably. Like, I don't think you just, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the veteran-specific PTSD thing is through the VA. Yeah, yeah, veterans agency. Well, I also wonder, like, like, what do you, what are you allowed to set up? Like, are you allowed to, like, bring your own music? Where does the line happen? It's like, how many people can you bring along with you before it turns into like, no, you can't have a rave

here in this office? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like you're like, can we do this session at the beach with all my friends? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm, yeah, I'm scared. I haven't done it a while, but yeah, I told you I was watching Batman begins in the airplane. And I'll start relating to my life that I don't. I'm like, this is just like me facing my fears. No, I mean, yeah, because I haven't really done

a big trip since the days of the funerals, which has been a year or two behind now. But I keep accidentally doing mushrooms. How? I'll do like a little, because it'll be, I'll be out and someone will have them. And I'm like, no, I don't want to trip, but I'll do like a little cap. And then it ends up being a little bit more feely than I thought it was going to be.

Or like gummies and stuff like that. So there was like a month or two in a row where I end up doing mushrooms every weekend. So I'm like, I'm not going to drink. I'm driving. And I'm smoking. You drive on mushrooms? Yeah. Well, on a little bit of mushrooms.

Okay. It sounds sketchy. Give me this judgment. That sounds dangerous. That's what I'm saying. Because we know that guy who drove into a house on mushrooms. Yeah. He was also 16.

Yeah. That's true. And also probably doing other stuff. And also tripping balls. Like this is, but there was one time when I did a show at a house. It was super trippy. And the guy that runs the show is like a tech burning man.

Yeah. He was like, oh, you guys want to do drugs? And I'm like, what do you got? He's like, what do you want? Yeah. No, not like that. dude. Yeah, yeah.

But I did a little bit too much, because I did just a little cap, but he was like, oh yeah, these are penis MVs, which I always thought was bullshit. I didn't think that was actually a real thing. Yeah, yeah.

But it is a real thing, dude. It's, yeah. Yeah, they're called the mutated. They, like, inject the mushrooms into the... Yeah, inject psilocybin into the mushrooms. Well, dude, people are also like, it's so funny the hatred towards burning me right now.

People are like, yeah, those fucking rich assholes. I hope they die in the desert. I get it, though. Really? I don't, it's like, whenever a rich person... No, because you meet those people in California. And you're like, dude, this guy fucking suck. Because they go and they trip.

They have all these. So be like if the New York hipsters were like died in the submarine, and I'll be like, yeah, fuck these bitches, they suck. Well, because they fucking, you see, like they, they're so con in sending and they're so like, well, if you just give up your possessions like I did when I sold my second company, it's like, dude, fuck you. And also, they go and have these magical realizations when they do DMT. And it's all about like, oh, my God, I just found out how to better process software

for my boba tea company. That's a wild thing. You know what I mean? God would be giving you messages. I know. It's divine messages of like, oh, my God, we can collect data so much better from people. Yeah, yeah. It's funny because that part of your brain that has his realization on mushrooms is also the part of the

schizophrenic guy's brain that tells him he's God. Yeah. Like, it's that confidence. Like, I was talking somebody about when I was really fucked up on cough medicine. And I was like, I was like, yeah. Which one, Robitussin or Hydrocut and Cough Sheriff? No, it was like, like, Rootocenex. And I was like, yeah, man.

DXM. Yeah, I thought I was like for the heads. For the kids out there. The kids at there. It's in all of your... If you're listening in your child... Go to your medicine cabinet right now. You got everything you need there.

There's going to be... There's going to be one that has a set of aminofin in it. You don't want that. You want the DM version. Yeah, yeah. And that has dextramethorfen. And then you don't want to get the drowsy one that has the phenylphalian in it.

No, you're going to want to stay awake and go to the movies. You're going to want to go on a boat. Yeah, or ride a bicycle. Also, corketing, cough, and cold, it's the easiest thing to steal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody notices. How they lock things up.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Every CBS has all the shit. That's also in New York. They probably lock things up. And if you're in a suburb, you might have access to this. You might have a shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I, um, yeah, but I was talking somebody about, like, the mushrooms. I was like, I had these dumb realization, or the cough medicine. We're like, oh, we're all just fucking like, you know, there's a bigger picture. There's a bigger picture. And somebody's like, maybe that was the meaning of life. Like, there's no way that God would put the meaning of life in too much confidence. Yeah. He's like, it's weird.

how you access this, but you know, you gotta, you gotta just take too much cop it. But you were telling you meet God. He's like, go to your medicine cabinet. There's going to be a bottle there. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be labeled. D.M.

Dude, what if God was like a fucking G? Like you, you smoke DMT and God's like, dude, honestly, get yourself a fucking gun. Well, that's it. Get your money straight. He's like, bro, don't spend your time with these fucking bitches, man. He's like, honestly, bro, what you need to do is like, have you ever heard the proverb M-O-B?

Yeah. Money over bitches. It's like John 316? No. Uh, uh, Gucci, uh, Gucci, fucking one-on-seven. He's like, these are the real profits, bro. Yeah.

Yeah. You were telling me, though, that trip for three days, which that sounded terrifying. Well, it was, it was like over the course of three days. Yeah, over the court. Yeah, all right. This is, I'm the one that's going to have the deal with it. Yeah. So it was, we were, yeah, we were at New Somerna Beach.

This was like senior year of high school. And me and a buddy of ours had a bag of cocaine. and we had some tabs. Was that the one that he traded for the gun? No, he traded the gun after this. This is how bad it was. Oh, okay. He was like, I gotta get rid of this.

He traded the gun for 10 tabs of acid after this trip that he was like, this just has to go. Dude, our friends are the best reputation. I just wanted to say before you know, like I was talking to somebody else. They're like, oh, so-and-so, they're like, yeah, that guy just showed

to Mavardi with a gun. But like, handling the handle at me, so he's giving it to me. He's like, I'll trade you that acid for this gun right now. Oh, that's how it happened? You met the guy on the other side of it? that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great guy. He was in my Boy Scout troop.

Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never knew that. I thought it was a random. No, no, no, no. The guy's like, dude, so it's so sick, dude. He traded a gun for a bunch of acid. That gun has fucking bodies on it. Yeah, they got that not in the best way. Anyways, we were, yeah, we were just doing cocaine all night. We were planning on tripping, like, at night, like, doing like 11 p.m. start time. So that 12 hours goes by. You trip all night, and you kind of just sleep all day. See, to me that sounds like the worst experience.

But at the time, that was like the easiest. Because, I mean, we were kids. It's like you had to like maybe see somebody's parents during the day or fucking, you know, you had to like be in public. Like that's when you could just trip the fuck out all night, do all this weird shit. And then in the morning, we already done that one year before we did 2CB and had a fucking blast. Same fucking setup. We just weren't, we weren't doing cocaine.

Or me 2.5. No, it's 2CB. The weird, y'all's, it's a 2C fan. It's the same thing. There's a thing called 25I's real name is like 25I en bomb or something. NB OME.

Yeah, yeah. So there's, the nickname for TGB is NB is NB which is a weird thing. It's a couple N bombs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, we were dropping N bombs last night, dude. Really getting in touch to myself. I dropped so many M bombs, dude.

I felt like I knew who I was. No, but it's kind of the same thing. I think the difference between 2CB and 25I is like the difference in like legality where they change like a molecule and stuff like that. But it's basically the same thing. But we,

that was junior and that was a fucking blast. So we were like, you know, let's run it back. He also ate a rock of cocaine. You know, like a little. Why would he do that? Because we were doing it and he's like, wouldn't it be funny and just like ate a lot? So I think if I just wasted $100.

No, definitely a waste of money. But I don't know if that affects that was part of it or something. but we did the first 12 hours and we also, we were selling Molly at the time so we hung out with a bunch of friends of ours that had their own hotel room a couple girls that bought Molly off us so they were all on Molly and we were on acid

nothing sexual which is so funny that's usually how it goes it's like oh we're all going to do Molly and ass and hookup it's like no you're just going to talk about space so they were they had their whole thing and then but we were tripping until like it kept going.

So we were like at the part where we should be coming down it's like 7 a.m. 6 a.m. and shit like that. Like 8, 9 hours into the trip. And that's when I told you he was like, okay, let's just like try to act normal. Let's start doing just normal stuff.

We'll just start the day and we'll start doing normal stuff. At that point you're like I'm stuck like this. Yeah, yeah. Because we were already like, okay, we're really like peaking right now. Like we weren't like, because usually at the end like nine hours into a trip,

you're coming down. But we were right at the fucking top. And that's what he was like, let's just start. We start doing normal stuff. We just start waking up. And then everything will be fine. So he goes and runs a 7-Eleven.

He comes back with a banana, a large cup of coffee, a pack of cigarettes, and a newspaper. As like a 16-year-old. He's just like reading the newspaper. Yeah. And then it just kept going on. And then it was like 10, 11 a.m. He's like, let's get beers. Let's get beers.

We'll start drinking on the beach. And then we're just like. We won't care if we're mentally ill. That's what I'm saying. That has to be like, we have schizophrenia. You got to be like, why not be drunk with schizophrenia? Yeah. Well, because usually when you start drinking, the trip kind of ends.

Oh, close your. Yeah, the trip kind of ends. You pass out. Yeah. And so we thought we would have like two or three drinks and like fall asleep on the beach and then like everything would be fine. But we were just drinking and just like hating it and just feeling like fucking awful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it kept going. So like 12 hours from there was just the next 12. But again, expecting it to end around every corner. And then we're just hanging out of the beach. Everyone's like, what's wrong with you guys? Yeah, yeah. Because you're also sleep deprived. Yeah.

And everyone's like, everyone's like, where are we doing tonight? You guys, you guys are drinking? And we're like having slept psychotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then 12 hours after that was people being super concerned about me. I have no idea what happened to him, by the way. And the other guys were with. Well, now we do.

He's, no, no, no. But I mean, that day, like by then. And so thankfully, two good friends of ours came and, like, drove me back to Deltona, Florida, and was like, hey, you could sleep here or not sleep here, turn the TV on and do whatever. Because I was still hallucinate. Like, I was still tripping still. Yeah. So it was like a full 36 hours until the third day.

Like, it was one night, then one full day. And then that third day is when I finally, like, felt normal and, like, got a few hours of sleep. Yeah, it's fucking terrifying. So weird, man. Yeah. And we looked at it. I mean, they weren't, it wasn't not LSD. It was just, for some reason, long-lasting LSD.

I don't really get it. It's extended release. Maybe. Maybe it was, like, design that way. Because usually if you just do, if you did five tabs of acid, you're still going to trip for the same amount of time. It's just going to be using intense. Like, yeah. So, I don't know, but it was apparently that much worth.

It was like five, 600 micrograms worth of acid. Yeah, yeah. Also, I'm going to dress the shirt. What? I keep forgetting. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Were you trying to say that for the last like five minutes?

No, no, no, no, no, dude. You're like, wrap up the story, so. No, no, I wasn't trying to wrap up the story. I, uh. Yeah, you asked. I mean, Jesus, there was like a traumatic experience. Yeah, and I'm like, that's cool. I think I'm losing.

It's not that funny of a story. Yeah, yeah. It's actually kind of fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Well, dude, I was just like, I was in Greensboro. And like, now that I'm doing the road more, it's like, I first get really nervous and I'm like, this is going to be so lonely, so scary. And then I am so easily entertained.

I just go into a mall. and I can look at the dildos that Spencer's Gifts out, feeling weird. And just laugh. Yeah, because I don't live in that city because normally you're so weird. But, dude, I see you see dildos. You're like, which one maybe matches me? I'm not buying them. I'm just looking at them.

I'm just kind of staring at dildos. Just staring at the fake asses with like a pussy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm just looking at that. I'm like, this is all fun. And I can comfortably, because I'm in Greensboro, Alabama. I know none of the people there. And then I see the shirt that says...

Greensboro, North Carolina. North Carolina, wherever it is. And then I see the shirt that says, who ate all the pussy. and I'm like, I have to buy this. And I bought it. You went on stage last night and didn't wear it. I know, I'm so pissed. Well, I also, like, it was funny, too, because I was giggling so much in the mall.

Like, I think it's so funny. I'm just like, ate all the poo ate it. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, then I was telling you how sad it was because I'm just, like, sleeping on an air mattress and talking to my friend about the breakup. And I'm like, yeah, dude, it's pretty sick. They got these, like, I'm sitting on an air mattress with a who ate all the pussy shirt. And I'm like, yeah, man, dude, I'm going to be fine.

They have these, like, really high-deaf, foldable mattresses that fit on the floor, you know, technology's come a long way. And he's just like, this is the bleakest thing I've seen. And yeah, air mattress is a show sad. It's the new, like, living in your car is like owning your own air mattress. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's cool. I got one.

Well, the truth you've got to do is just lie to people and act like you're excited about it, which I've been lying to myself and everybody else. No, you need to have sheets. Then everything changes. Once you have your own sheets with the air mattress, it becomes way less sad. Well, last night, I slept up in a hoodie zipped up. Yeah. Which is kind of sad.

I slept in full clothes with a blanket. So there's no sheets on the mattress. But the clothes are the sheets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the blanket's on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you go. You can take that one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, uh, what was I saying? Yeah, no. Last night, too, is like, we're at his Airbnb. And I walked downstairs and I see like what could be a brown recluse. And I was like, I'm just going to take a colon of it. Like, I was like, I was like, I was trying not to like, you know, I tried to be careful about like taking sleeping medicine a bunch. But I was like, yeah, I'm just going to take.

take a pill and just forget. Also, colonopin doesn't sleep. That's like anxiety medicine. This is tip different. Yeah, but it makes you sleep when you're, yeah, yeah. So I was like, I was like, instead of killing the spider or even looking in, like, part of it was like, maybe I'll look up and see what kind of spider it is.

I'm like, just, I don't think that's like in the south kind of thing. So, okay. Florida, but I don't think they're out here. I mean, I don't, I don't know. I don't know anything. So, yeah. Yeah, it was a basement. It's a pretty fucking scary.

It's terrifying. Yeah. I'm really scared. I was trying to act like I wasn't. I was like, yeah, dude, it's totally cool. And then, yeah, I've just been drunk sleeping on a mattress with no sheets in like a, like, boiler room looking situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's all these, like, just shadowy figures.

I don't know. Have you ever seen a ghost? No. Yeah, I have, but I don't trust my viewpoint on it. Yeah, I don't think you've seen a ghost. No, neither have I. It was this woman that, like, was at my orthodontist office that I saw, like, a ghost of her. But she's still alive, so I don't know why that would be.

I saw a ghost of her in my window for like a couple nights in a row. Yeah. It's kind of like looking in with a camera. Must have been some kind of ghost. Because I don't trust like my brain like that. My brother was saying there's a, there's a female ghost in our last house. But I'm like, I never saw it. So it'd be weird that it would just... Yeah, he also tells you fucking dumb shit.

He also told you your friends were paid to hang out with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, there's a ghost and it means you can't play my Xbox. Yeah. Yeah, he definitely. fed you a line of bullshit for a lot of you growing up. Dude, one time he told me he had sex with Jamie Lynn Spears. When he was like six.

He was like, yeah, man, dude, I totally like, gosh. He's like, yeah, nobody was really like paying attention. I think you always had, like, weird rules growing up that were like, dude, everyone knows you can't do that. And it's like, you're sure your brother just told you that was gay one time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the J.B. It's like, dude, losers do this.

And it's just something that he didn't want you to borrow his fucking whatever it was. Well, some of the rules were helpful Because he'd be like I remember I got so pissed him Because I visited him in college He's like, yeah, don't drink out of a straw And always hold the drink In the other hand that you're shaking hands with

And I was like, fuck him I was like he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about And then I was like, oh, it does look like effeminate to drink out of a straw at like a bar Is he a alpha male? Yeah, yeah, yeah He's watching the Andy Elliott videos He's like, bro, don't drink out of a straw

Don't tell your wife you love her, don't he Yeah You don't want to be a queer, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, Dude, those things are fucking, Andy Elliott is still my favorite. I don't know who that is. I probably see him. He's just yelling all the time.

Yeah. And he's doing these. I'm not, you're heavy on like alpha male TikTok. Dude, it's so far. Andrew Tate, TikTok. Yeah, well, there's this, there's this guy. The crazy one is there's that one dude who just says the N-word, but he's like Muslim or something like that. He's like, I don't know who that is.

It's like, he literally just says, like, he's just kind of yoked guy. I forgot what his name is, but just out of control. It's funny you say yoked when you, like, so often. You have no other. I don't say ripped. You don't know. Well, that's also a different thing. But I've just, I've started noticing it.

You say yoked all the time. I talk a lot of yoked dudes. Every episode like, this dude's so jacked. It's jacked this. Yeah, it's kind of got a big cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a yoked cock. You can kind of see it sometimes there's a thing.

But, uh... There's a lot of overlap between alpha male TikTok and gay TikTok for sure. Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And every time, like, uh, it is funny, too, seeing the guys that gay guys think are hot. Like, I think gay guys have a thing for, like, really mean dudes. Yeah. Like I think a lot of...

Guys I would have bullied them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just want to get fucking the shit kicked out of them, but... Dude, the crazy thing is that, like, gay couples, like, I always wonder what the dynamic was with fighting. And I was at a comedy show one time, and I'm like, hey, what's the craziest thing you did drunk? She's like, I punched my husband in the face. Yeah.

I was like, that doesn't sound like a... You're like, you guys do that, too. Yeah. We're not so different after all. I know that feeling, man. Hey, I'm right there with you. It is so funny. It's really fucked up.

But my opinion on hitting women has changed. You shouldn't do it ever. You shouldn't do it ever. That's a pretty wild take. It is a wild take. But this is my opinion. Nobody should hit any women under any circumstance. Right.

Then, a woman comes at you with a knife. Woman's hurting somebody else with a knife. Oh, fuck yeah. Maybe you're going, I'm going to cry. Yeah. Yeah. And then...

No, just kidding. When someone has a knife, usually just should run away. Yeah, because the whole reason you don't hit women is because they're weaker. But a woman with a knife is stronger than a man without a knife. knife. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. This is a pro... This is turned into it. I've mentioned it too many times in this podcast and it's starting to become like a talking point. But it's... Is this something you think about a lot? Often.

Well, because it's like... In New York... She tells me to do the dishes and I just... Yeah. Can you hold this knife for a second? But it's like... Well, I think when you're a kid, you have all these really, like, clear rules.

Like, I was like, you don't have sex till you meet somebody you love. Yeah. You don't do this. You don't use the Lord's name veins. And then all that stuff just starts to fall apart. You're like, okay, maybe it's okay to drive drunk. And then you have a podcast later

on where you talk about fucking toys and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, were there any things for your kid? What are some things you said would never do? I didn't have that, like, Catholic guilt slash OCD that you have. Yeah, yeah. I never had any like hard and fast rules. Well, you know, I

think also Batman still, even to the weird. Like, I had Batman and religion. Yeah. It kind of like morphed me into I was like, no, justice is so important. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, I don't think I have, I have like a, not a loose moral code, but I mean like a, like, ethics and morals and stuff like that. Because I also wasn't raised religious. I was raised like basically an atheist. I was raised like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can decide for yourself, which when you're seven, you're like. Dude, I thought you were going to. So you mean we don't have to go to church?

Dude, I thought you were going to hell. We were starting hanging out, dude, because you were like the first atheist I met. And it was one of those things. Like, it was like you found out he like, somebody like, I don't know, somebody got like a DUI. I was like, dude, Paxton. Yeah, it's funny. This girl came up to me and she was like, you're telling me you don't believe in God? And it was like, it was like, dude, I was there when you told your mom there. We were in the car. Your mom's like,

you don't believe in God? Yeah. Yeah, but she also never took me to church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, you're supposed to figure this out on your own. Yeah, well, she's not a fucking Christian. Yeah, yeah. But she just thought I was going to get it through osmosis just to be like normal.

But she didn't, she wasn't, and her Jewish. And her was Jewish. Yeah, yeah. And then she wasn't Christian ever. She's into, like, Buddhism. You know what I mean? And it's like, I think when we were kids, she, like, tried to take me to, like, a, like, a new age church kind of thing. But I fucking hated church.

One of those Seinfeld Jewish Buddhists? I have just started to hate Seinfeld. Really? Dude, I love the show. Not as a comedian in a show, but as a person. He's like, you know what I actually do? I lift weights all day. That's how I deal with my anxiety.

Then I study Buddhism. Yeah. And then I have a way big of fucking life. He's such a unique, weird guy. He was so vanilla for TV He's so good at that Yeah, yeah But he's actually, it's like

The more vanilla you are The more of a fucked up person inside Totally, do you meet all those people like Well, you meet people who are like edgy comics That are just boring fucking white guys Yeah, yeah And then on the other side, it's like Nard war

It's probably fucking crazy Oh yeah Or a lot of those put together guys are like Yeah, I make Fucking Bill Cosby Yeah, yeah There's always a guy who's like My main one of that

Seinfeld and Nard war Like Bill Cosby but it's just a different side of them. Well, and there's also that thing too where you're always like, there's always that guy that's like, I wake up every morning, I make my bed, I do this, I do that. And my daughters are wearing dresses.

Every single day. If I see my daughter in a t-shirt, I tell her, we're not doing that in this house. Yeah. That's fucking weird, because there's an obsessiveness to, like, you have to make your bed every day. I think that's fucking stupid.

Why do I have to make my bed in the morning? It shows discipline. I was like, it makes sense. It's like, it's like why my girlfriend who works from home wakes up and like, gets dressed every day and does her makeup and, like, has a morning routine. It's not like, she's not trying to, like, you know, stunt or anything, but it's like, if I do this every day, I don't get fucking depressed when, you know, I'm working from home.

Yeah, but some of it's sad stuff to be proud of, though. Can we tell you turn it down, by the way? Is it too loud, you think? No, it's not coming up there. No, no, by the way, I never get to talk about this because we record my podcast. My neighbors are the most, have I talked about this at all? No. I live next to musicians, right?

Really? They're the NYU people that I hate. Yeah. Like, they're just like... Indy rockers and fucking... Dude, this guy's like an Ed Shearing guy. He's like, Your love is my poison.

Really? Do they practice sometimes while you're recording? They blast all the time. Okay, it never comes through on the audio, so I haven't even noticed. It's horrendous. Also, this is rejecting downwards, so it's coming from the bottom.

But also... He doesn't know how any of this works. I don't. But the guy like... No, I'm just kidding. You're getting very good at videography I don't know. We don't apologize in this podcast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're unapologetic. You're fucking retard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I still sit in quietly. It is funny. I'm also, I'm not conscious of the people that were with. It's like, I don't want to scream retard.

No, no, no. I also don't like to say the word. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Well, my favorite thing is the thing you said the other day. I know I'm never. You said a friend. So we have a friend who's like very clean cut, but he fucks hookers.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, doesn't drink, but he fucks hookers. and he texted you. Can I say this? Yeah, yeah. Wait, what did he text?

Well, I was in, like, I was in Houston, and it's like, I don't know. Like, I'm, like, reconnecting with him and shit like that, but we're not really on the same wavelength and stuff like that. And, like, he's a strip club guy. He's, like, a fuck hooker guy, and I am not at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, I really don't want him to keep texting me stuff because I don't want, you know, like, fucking that text to come up and someone be like, is this what you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was, yeah, yeah, I was in some sense.

city and he was like, what do you say? He was like, oh yeah, great place of your dick sucked by an idiot. Bro, what?

Like, dude, the chicks in here are fucking idiots. Dude, just so stupid. It's also so funny for like,

the second he comes, they give him to be like, you're fucking idiot. I can't believe you sucked my cock. Yeah, I was like, first of all,

what does that even mean? Second of all, when I think an idiot, I think of a man. Yeah, yeah, I think of a, I think of a,

I think of a, I think of a white guy, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of fat. I think of a guy at like an ATM, but he's jamming his card in like the screen. Like he's just trying to make that work. He's got pimples and he's like,

yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he's talking about. He just gets his dick sucked. By some guy, like the cliche, like a simple jab. Just guys at Townsend's jacket. He's like, yeah, no, there's actually a good bar for that. Yeah, yeah. Or I picture, or a girl with a helmet on

with one roller skate, just kind of like, she's clugging it along. like it's like a, like it's one of those leg braces. Yeah. That's a big fetish. People like,

getting blown about chicks with, uh, leg braces? Yeah, yeah, not like force gum. Yeah,

no, but like a boot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like the hot girl in high school that twisted her ACL.

Because she really just always getting injured. That was always a thing. Yeah, now she's on the sidelines and not doing anything at the lacrosse game or whatever it is.

Yeah, yeah, you're like, oh man, that seems attainable. That's funny. I always, I think,

I think, That's a fetish you can have only when you're like in high school. Then older than that, it's like, okay, so you reminisce on that fondly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's also like, that's kind of, that's kind of suss, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude, I was into women in high school. Now I'm not even because that's like a childish thing, you know, now I bang dudes.

Yeah, he used to be in a girls and that's fucking, yeah. That's for teenagers, dude. Yeah, I have sex with boys. Yeah. Men, men, men. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny how, it's like that was a big thing. It's like getting into porn.

young and then being like, I really hope my taste really changes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I had the opposite. I was really into milfs. And then when I became, but I think I was telling you this, I have this weird. Now you're like, oh my gosh, she's only 28. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, as a kid, I was really into milk porn. And then what happened was, like, I became an adult. And then, like, I'd occasionally watch a porn with like a 20-year-old. But my OCD makes me freak out about that. So I go, uh-oh, if I'm jerking off to a 20-year-old, that's close to an 18-year-old, which is close to a 17-year-old, which makes me It's my brain just going crazy. So then I started watching porn with old ladies.

Are you serious? Yes. Instead of hand washing, I'm watching old lady pornography. Yeah. And then I'm watching the porn. Just beating your soft days. Well, then I started, then I started drinking up the old lady porn. I go, uh-oh.

These old ladies look like they might not know what's going on. And I'm like, now I'm too far the other way. So I have to like now, now I started watching like middle-aged women. That's crazy. I feel like, yeah, I feel like, porn. Yeah, I'm, dude, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Understand how this works. Yeah, yeah, I'm not, you got to, you got to relax.

Because I'm going to have to deal with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's to make it my job easy. But I feel like porn and your OCD have always just been this fucking battle. Totally, yeah, yeah. Yeah, since you were like fucking 11. Totally, yeah, I would jerk off and feel horrible. And I remember one time I looked in the mirror and I'd play David Bowie's Changes.

And I was like, come and face. And I made the phone. I'm looking at the minute. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, I'm making a cheer. Which is so funny to talk from a pet to five. I've got to change my life. Dude, one thing I was talking about somebody so funny, it's like, have you paid for porn?

With a gift card when I was in middle school. So I paid for porn, and it's really funny because, like, it's the most disgusting feeling. But you're actually supporting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the best you could do is pay for porn. And then, but now it's like...

It's funny, yeah, buying an only fan. It feels so, like, grimy, but it's like paying the girl directly, not in the industry. Yeah. But I've never done only fans, but I'll do, like, Me neither.

Clips for sale, which is a video. But it's like, only fans, it's like, only fans has come out since I've been in a relationship. Yeah, same. Yeah. And that's, it's like, I just, I'm never going to fucking, I'm never going to, I'm never going to have that conversation. I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

I don't care. We're married for 20 years. I'm never going to have her go, what's this? Yeah. Yeah. No. What is this? Who is this?

Because with the worst part, it's like, I don't know how mad she would be, but if she's not even mad, that's like almost worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, no, you need that. It's kind of sad for you. But it's so funny, too, because it's like, that is the grossest feeling. But I just realized that used to be the only way to watch porn was to pay for porn. Yeah, you had to buy a VHS.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone was so much healthier is that you had that moment of like, nah, I'm not going to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think, I don't know. I think it is healthy for people to get out that fucking, because repressing just makes you fucking creepy. It makes you. Totally, yeah, yeah.

The more you repress, the more you just come off so weird when you talked to. I thought there's your foot. Girls that you're not even. If you're not trying to have sex, I mean, it's just that seam and eases, oozes through your pores almost. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're just, like, awful to be around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When your friends get, it's like the, have you had a Twix commercial? Yeah, yeah, yeah, have you jerked off?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're jerked off recently. Yeah, that's crazy. Maybe you might need to rep one out. You're kind of being a dick. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of good decisions. People have obviously done that bit, but I've been made after jerking off. Yeah, 100%. You should, you should be able to do it when you're,

buying a car at a dealership. You know how they go back and they like, it's like, oh, I got to go talk to the sales manager. They're like, you can, feel free to use the room. There's like a sperm bank kind of. You're like, actually, I don't even know why I'm here. I don't want a challenger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's funny too because you get those like, I don't have enough money to like really buy a car. Like I paid for half my car in high school, but like I never had that money. And like, you got to make dumb to see. There's got to be sometimes where you have money. You're like, dude, I should buy a replica of the Batmobile. You think it's, like, genuinely a good idea. Then you're like, what the fuck was that?

Yeah, I mean, cars are so fucking expensive. Nowadays, it's so crazy. Like, I remember buying, like, the car I bought senior year of high school. It was like, it was like money from, like, drugs and fucking, like, graduation. It was like $2,000. I love good things. Yeah, right. And then bad things.

Money made off of people having a. problem. And then like, and then like my plumbing job, there's like $10. Which at the time was fucking lit. $10 an hour in like 2013 was so much money. It was like the minimum. I used to, I used to do construction for like 12. It's funny. I had so much more money than all my rich friends because I actually had a job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that was like our friend, like, like, like, cord would be like bawling out. Balling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, yeah. And then Steve, who grew up rich, never had a fucking dollar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I think the rich kids' parents were like, no, you're going to be an idiot.

They're like, we're not going to give you money. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. I think he's just lost his trust. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll bleep that out. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

None of this matters. No, I know. Yeah. And this fucking matters. No, his life matters. Well, that's what, like, what's his name was telling me, he smoked DMT.

And Patty DeFina was talking about smoking DMT. And then... Shout out to Patty DeFina. Yeah, shout out to Smoke and DMT. Shout out to TMT also. But it's funny because he had that realization. He's like, yeah, man, I like, realized this life isn't important.

which is like a funny but also a bad thing. Because like that's what also causes people to be like, yeah, I'll just fuck up my life because really it's about the afterlife. And then what if DMT is just a drug or you just ruin this life? Yeah, because you're like, man, I got to stop this rat race and you just stop trying at work.

Yeah, you're like, dude, if they fire me? Because every homeless guy has had that thing that he's like, this is just a holiday. Yeah, have you ever had that moment where you're like talking to a homeless guy?

He's like, yeah, you don't need all this world. And you're like, yeah, man. I'm going to be begging me for money. And you go, walk away and get in your car and go drive home to your apartment that you pay for. You're like, yeah, no, he's not right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's my, every time I see, my biggest fear is becoming a homeless, but I'm so far.

Actually, I don't know. I'm technically homeless right now, yeah, yeah. Yeah, also unemployed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the fun part. It's like, I'm going to Austin sleep on a mattress. I'm about to be single with no job, and there's going to be moments where I'm like this. You might as well move there.

That's every single person that moves there. It's like on an air mattress or single, just got out of a relationship. No job. get me in New York? It's like, no, you just don't have skills that are transferable for a real job. Yeah, they don't really understand the way my brain works. It's really complicated. So now I'm looking at H.E.B. Yeah, yeah. Or Buckeys.

Yeah, there's always the guy who like, yeah, I feel like he thinks he's on to like the thing. We had a guy in high school who tried to he tried to get everybody to invest in an app called Friends Connect. And he's like, it's going to be big. And everybody would talk about it. I don't remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just, no idea what's having that guy. I've never heard of Friends Connect, so.

Yeah, or maybe he made TikTok. I don't know. We would know. He's that burning man right now? Yeah, yeah. There's always that guy who has the app idea. The new apps are, nothing works. Instagram, TikTok, YouTube.

They're just better than everything else. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It used to be you'd have like 20 apps in your phone now. It's literally. I downloaded Rumble. I want to see what it was all about. Is that the conservative one?

The conservative one? Yeah, yeah. Just let you know maybe. Look, my clips are me talking about having sex with toys. So I'm like, there's no way. No, just throw them out there. You know, it sounds grosser. It's grosser to talk about,

me talking about when I was a kid and putting my dick in water bottles. It's not that gross, it's not. But me saying people that don't know and didn't listen to their episodes, me talking about having sex with toys, sounds disgusting.

You know, it's disgusting. You know, it's disgusting. People who have, look, I'm cool people being comfortable with sexuality, but people who are... Go off. Get it out of our schools. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, but it's like those people that are like, yeah, no, I play with a lot of... Like, people are, like, reviewing sex. For some reason, that gross... grosses me out. They're just... Really? Yeah, yeah.

I don't know. It's just like somebody being like... Yeah, no, I'm... It's just starting to sound like Patty Defina. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a weird...

It's so gay pride thing. It's getting out of control. Dude, it's so funny, this level of, like, the level of not wanting to look gay. I am still thinking about 15 minutes ago when I was like, yeah, I fuck boys. I'm like, the viewers are going to think that I fuck dudes, which is not what I do.

I don't think anyone thinks are gay. I think you've had enough gay people on that have told you you're not gay to your face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't think, I don't think that's a problem anymore. There was a while, though. There was a little bit.

Really? No, no. Everyone's had that, I remember everyone went through a phase in, um, in like middle school or high school where you were like, I'm pretty sure that guy's gay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I remember rumors about like, like four different guys where it's like, no, everyone knows he's gay. Yeah, yeah. And then it was just, we were talking about before where there's a rumor about somebody and then people just think that forever. Like, like they were one of our, just now at 25, 26, 27 years old is the first

I'm like, yeah, maybe that shit didn't happen. Yeah, yeah. Well, the best one was those two guys, so one of our friends brought pot to like a sleepover. They all smoked it and they all blamed it on one kid. And the other kid went to me, he's like, I'm going to tell everybody's school that you two butt fucked in the hot tub. And I believed it for years, years, years, years. And it would be part of conversation where people would be like, yeah, I'm kind of into him, but didn't he fuck a dude in the hot tub? Yeah, girls would be like, no, I'm not, I don't have a problem with it.

I just, you know, just let me know if he's gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So funny. Yeah, I, uh... And it never happened. There's no way it happened. And there's always the jock that people are like, he's secretly gay because he likes manly things.

But that doesn't just mean you're secretly gay. No, yeah, no, no, but he wasn't gay. That's the thing. It's like, it's so funny. It's like Mac and you think he's going to come out, but it's like, in reality, it's like he might also not be gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, also gay dudes can like karate.

Like I was talking to Pete, he don't last those. He's like, I like pro wrestling, but it's not gay for me. He's like, those dudes are disgusting. Yeah. They're a much of hairy, like, just gross guys. She's like, I don't get that. Yeah. No, it's why, yeah, people are into

to different types of things. Like, it's... I was talking to somebody, though, there's something about when a girl says her dude crush is a guy you think is cool, that I respect her more. Like, there was some girl in high school, she's like, yeah, dirt nasty's kind of hot. I'm like, that's cool.

That's cool. But then when they're like, Harry Styles is hot, you don't know anything about what's hot. But then when it's a kid from, like, across town, you're like, dude, that guy sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh my God, this guy's so hot. It's like, dude, his whole friend group is awful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. It's like, I remember being friends with guys and then talking to girls and then them being like, oh my God, like, do you know this guy? And I'm like, dude, he fucking sucks. Oh, yeah, yeah, just saying like horrendous things about people. Because we weren't that good at friends and I didn't really feel bad about it, but I was like, no, definitely not. He's kind of a piece of shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were there any rumors? Dirty Macon. Who? I said Dirty Macon. Yeah, yeah. Do you, were there any rumors about you going around? Oh, yeah.

Dude, 1,000 percent. You remember that I'm best at everything kid? Remember in middle school? No, I remember the name, but... No, he, like, challenged you. He told you he was better at wrestling than you. You don't remember this?

Can you doing name? Ah, fuck. I don't actually remember his name, but... Yeah, I remember he... This was, like, late... I was, like, a senior in high school, and he was, like, a sophomore or whatever. And we were on the same track team,

but we were in the same, like, thing. Like, we were both hurdlers. So we actually like started talking and hanging out and shit like that. And he would tell me the wildest thing. He'd be like, oh yeah, didn't you do that? And I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? He said, he told me I was breaking into cars, which I had not done at that point. Which I would do one day.

Like stealing cars. And it's like, that was something like a hobby I had on the weekends or something like that. Did that be shoveling to steal cars and just go to Trinity Brown? You're like the Maserati. But that's what my role was at that school was like guy that did fucking crazy drugs and other weird shit. It was from a different side of town and stuff like that. But because of that, it spiraled into like others. Like that I was having threesomes with girls that I've never fucking hooked up.

See, I was cool keeping those rumors around. That's what I'm saying. So I didn't really. But I was like, that's not true. Those are the cool of stealing cars. Well, but those are only the cool ones that he told me. Like, there could be worse ones. Like definitely, definitely everyone knew I do.

knew that I did cocaine in high school. You guys would do cocaine on the way to high school. In high school. Yeah, at high, inside of a high school. In the parking law. And then, uh, but I knew, I knew I was like definitely had that reputation because I, I had graduated. I was like a sophomore in college.

And this kid texted me and he goes, hey man, everyone just found out I did cocaine at Trinity. Any tips? Like, what happened to you when you, this happened to you? And I'm like, first of all, just let it happen because it's gonna get you late. Yeah, yeah, it's the coolest trip to day. It's not cool now, but it will be cool when you're in college.

Dude, I had so much coke at prom, and I remember just feeling like fucking gee. That man, dude, there was nothing like being 18 having a full back of coat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could literally take on the world. You could have no gas, no money, but if you had that, you could just parlay it for anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone would be, yeah. What was the day?

So you take Coke and then, are you like, what kind of music are you playing in the parking lot? Like, this just sounds like the coolest thing. No, it's just that... Until you crash and you're just crying in first period. I had a bag. I bought a bag for prom. This is when I didn't go to prom. And you just went to a strip club.

Went to Rachel's. Yeah, yeah. Dressed up in tuxitos with my buddy. Yeah. We just had bumps in the bathroom and came out and, like, where strippers were like, we're here for a wedding. We just came here afterward. And then at like 16, which is amazing.

Because I've been rejected from that same strip club years later. Like when I was actually... Oh, yeah. Yeah. But for some reason I got... Because we got there at like 6 p.m. Yeah. But I just had that bag, so it was like we were like trade it off.

Yeah, yeah. Or I would just have it and I would bring it and just like, if I'm trading it off to somebody, I am going to take a little little bump in the parking lot right before I go to school and then just go in and just be like, yeah, yeah. Just like, oh, what's up, Mr. G. Just high-fiving all the teachers like, yeah, it's cool. He's got headphones in, just playing like red hot chili pepper.

Yeah, can't stop a dude to do this. Yeah, but that it was funny when, like, I walked outside and our buddy, the same dude I tripped for three days with, walking out of his class with a nosebleed. You mean like, ah. So funny. Yeah, I don't think I ever did drugs in school. I, uh, I smoked pop before school. You did Adderall every single day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I remember it took too much one time and I could like hear a bird like chirping like miles away. I'm not sure if I could really, but in my mind, I was like, I think I'm, I'm. going to die. Just fixate on it. Yeah. Which is so funny because I was like, I think I'm going to die. And I'm like, that's irrational. Then I look at the amount of Adderall I was taking.

I was like, I could have died. Yeah. Because my mom would give me a certain amount. And then, like, occasionally I'd be like, all right, well, I've got to really nail this. In my mind, that's how the equation word. It's like, more Adderall equals A. Yeah.

That's what happens. Yeah, yeah. Even though it's like, there's a sweet spot with it. And then anything more. You're throwing up and jerking off the softest dick and just having, like, a full melt down. Yeah. And you're too stimulated to, like, have normal thoughts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I hate stimulants in general. Do you do adderil anymore? Did it, like, a couple weeks ago. And I did it a perfect amount. I took a little bit. You jerk off before taking the anterol. That's always a part of it.

Yes. That's always, like, a factor. Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to jerk up before the Adderall. And then when you take the Adderall, you've already got it out of your system, and then you throw yourself into what you're doing. Yeah, I just can't.

Dude, this elevation is making me a winded man. Oh, yeah. I've been getting so drunk, like, off three or four beers, and it's going to get even worse when we go up in the mountains. You have people that don't know we're going to a wedding. Denver sucks, man. I'm so anti-Denver now after being here for a couple days. I just, it's just because our buddy's, like, possibly leaving,

and I'm seeing it through his eyes, and I'm like, yeah, you got to get out of here. Well, we saw the guy light of fire. That was my favorite earlier today. Earlier today. This guy lit a fire and then hopped on the bus. bus. And the bus driver just let him on after like lighting a fire on the sidewalk. He like lit a pile of trash on fire right behind the bus stop and then got, yeah, got directly on the bus. You'd be sick. That was like his passport or something. He's just like leaving his life behind.

And he's killed. He's in Mossad or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, if you were a, like a foreign intelligence agent and you came to America, being homeless is the best, like, just be dirty and just grab a bunch of shit because everyone averts eye contact with you. You can do whatever you want. Everyone just goes, oh shit, there's a fucking homeless guy. Can we cut this real quick? Yeah. We can be able to edit back?

Yeah. No, this is when I take over. It's also, we're back. It's also very funny not knowing what Denver is and then officially going here, because in my mind, I thought it was a city inside of the mountains. Yeah, it's not. Like, Los Angeles has more mountains right there in it. Yeah, I thought I'd get out of the airport and, like, people are like,

the Airbnb would be like inside of a mountain, basically. And then it would be snowing even. It's on the high place. That's why it's always a trippy being here because you know exactly where you are in the globe. It's like, it's the only place where you're like, oh, shit, this is the high plains, and that's the continental vibe.

So, like, you look east and it's just nothing. It's just all the way to Kansas, all the way of the Mississippi River, just fucking nothing. And then you look west and it's big mountains that you know other mountains on the other side of that. So you always kind of know, like, it's like being at the beach when you're like, oh, that's east, that's west.

You see the mountains, and you're like, okay, that's north. Yeah, yeah. It's such a weird place. Like when I was here, it was just such a psychotic environment in 2021. Because also everyone was moving here. So you'd walk around and you would see like people like, just so many people like overdosing on fentanyl and just like this fucking kind of like hellscape of just insanity and COVID and mental health. Oh, you were here in 2020.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I came through for a couple days. And then you would walk outside and someone have a U-Haul and they'd be like, oh, I just moved here. Like literally a guy was like a ukulele. Yeah, I was like, can you help me find this address? I just moved to you. I've never been here before. Yeah, yeah.

Leave. Yeah. This place is scary. I'm sure Austin, Texas is the same way. I'm sure it's just the most insufferable people ever. I love that. L.A. has probably always been like that until right now. Yeah, yeah.

Like, people fucking hate Los Angeles. Yeah. Which is great. I'm like, good. That means people aren't like, you know, come in to live their dreams and shit like that and pulling up with a U-Haul every day. I'm sure that's been the last 50 years. With here?

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I am, I am so winded. Are you really? I don't know what's going on. I think I'm dying. Yeah, I mean,

you just haven't been used to it. No, and I don't know why. You just got here. Podcasting, yeah, yeah. I was going to go for a run. And literally, like, our friends like,

yeah, don't go for a run. You're going to get too winded. I'm like, what am I supposed to do here? Yeah, dude, I should have an oxygen tank. Yeah. Just like an old person. Yeah. We ate all the pussy.

Yeah. Yeah, what are we, what are we at with time? Yeah, we're going. We're going. we've only done 19 minutes dude I just feel like I'm gonna fucking die I don't know I also like the things we're planning are things I actually want to do

like going hiking on mushrooms yeah like I'm really picturing getting more attuned to myself but really you just see a guy light a thing on fire and then you run out of air yeah they run the city man they um but they're more spread out here though yeah for sure it's actually not that bad

Denver is actually like kind of my second favorite place but you've just shit talking this whole time Yeah, I've just been shit talking. What did piss me off. That's when you know some place is cool, because when you go to New York, obviously it's like a great city, but you only have negative things to say. You know, a place sucks when you go and you're like, oh, cool, there's a coffee shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, cool comic books. Wow. They have a really cool little thing here. Yeah. That's when you know a place fucking sucks. Or like, you ever have got you tried to show off a place and it's like the lameish shit? Yeah. He's like, dude, you got to come check out this like coffee shop here.

And you're like, all right, this is, they have this everywhere. Yeah, exactly. There's so much shit like that. Or someone that has like crazy stories on every corner and they're not that crazy. It's like, dude, this is where we would drink beers. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like, and then there we would drink beers. And it's like, yeah, you guys didn't really have a lot of places to go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's crazy we went to Spain. So, like, I went to Spain when I was like 14 years old. Yeah. Oh, I loved all those stories when you came back. It was so wild. Because what happened was like, my parents were like, yeah, he's kind of off track in life. So let's give him a cultural experience.

And then I just went to Spain and got drunk. smoke cigarettes and a bunch of weed for like three months. And it was funny because I showed up and like I realized I knew no Spanish. And they were so disappointed. Yeah. They were like. You came here. And I'm like, uh, and they're like.

You did afterwards though. You would get drunk and like speak Spanish and like hit on girls at fucking. Halliburna. Yeah. Yeah. And you'd be like, uh, me too. And fucking. American.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, the funniest part was like that. But then when you were sober, you couldn't remember any of it. No. Yeah. Yeah. And I show up and then the kid, we had like basically, he goes, I go, marijuana. He goes, oh, marijuana. He's like marijuana. It's like beer. I'm like beer.

Because in his mind, he was like 17. I was like 14. So probably like this kid's going to suck. Weird. Yeah. And then it was funny too because I showed up with like my quick silver t-shirt. He's like, this is not how we dress here. And he starts putting me like, I wore two polos. With the collars popped. I looked so. It's it. You wear like a soccer jersey Yeah Capri pants Dude he gave me the

And he goes You sag your pants Some wear these tight pants Sagging And he gave me these like sick Like Nike shoes I know that I know that exact look

For sure yeah yeah It's like European Dousbag European guy He's like this what we do He's like you smoke cigarettes He goes you smoke cigarettes He goes you smoke cigarette And then

He uh He uh It was so many too Because he goes This is a place where we hang out And then it's literally just like a The first place is just a Like a park

that they're just drinking it. But the second place was cars. Like, they think they're in the Fast and Furious. So we're just, like, sitting on, like, Lamborghinis and, like, a car. Like, it looks like, like, a cool Pitbull music video. And-

What by the car? Was it, like, a museum or a fucking... I have no idea. They were just out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, like, a parking lot. But it was, like, a fast and furious kind of thing. Like a car meet?

Maybe, yeah, yeah. Were there other people? Or were they just parked there? I don't know. You just be hammering and you find somebody to know. You didn't know. Do you were a child. Yeah, I was 14.

And you try to talk to people, and you'd be like, a friend. And the dude... I love you. The McDonald's thing is fucking wild. Oh, yeah, we go to McDonald's, and this dude just throwing patties at the wall. Yeah. Yeah, and he's just like, ah, we do this here. I was like, no, no, no, no.

You don't do this anywhere. This is terribly... Do you say they threw a bunch of chairs and, like, fucked up the place, and we're like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were like, yeah, they just do that over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, no, most people probably don't.

Yeah, that's just a piece of shit. No, I love the guy. Shut up, Manu. Yeah, shut up, man, yeah. But he did a couple of weird things. Like, he would get me to, he'd be like, yo, I'm going to go get that girl for you. And then he just go fuck that shit. And then one time he made me, like, I was upstairs in the room.

And he's with his girlfriend. And he's like, you stay on the computer? And I was like, what? He goes, I'm going to do it with my girlfriend in the room. And I was like, no, dude, don't fuck this girl. He goes, no, you go downstairs. My parents get dangry. So, no, you stay up here.

I fuck her in this room. And I'm like, dude, I don't want to be here while you fuck. this girl. And so I just like, dude, I'm just like watching like, fucking I'm playing like, Kiyu. Yeah. I was like playing like RuneScape or something while he's just banging some chick over there. And he's like, you're on Cartoonetwork.com. Yeah, yeah. He's like, you turn

headphones very loud. And he like turns up the speakers. I'm just like, it hurts. Yeah. I'm just wearing my popped collar and my fucking douchey outfit while he's just banging some chick at him. He's like, you're like, go downstairs. My parents think I'm fucking her. So you stay up here. I can't do a Spanish accent.

But, yeah, that's just like general European though. I think people know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. But, and then the gayest thing I ever do was there actually. There's one chick, she's like, if you peck that guy in the lips, I'll suck your dick. Do you peg that guy? Peck the guy on lips. I was like, oh, I was like, it's gay for straight.

I'm like, getting your dick sucked by a woman is straighter than pecking is doing the lips. I was like, I'm actually so straight that I'll do a gay thing to get pussy. And then she didn't have done it at 14. Yeah, totally. I would take that risk. And then I was just 14 years old. I'm like, man. I just kissed a guy.

This is the most shameful thing. You have kissed a guy and had sex with a trans woman. Yeah, yeah. By the way, audience has not heard it. This is their first time hearing this. Oh, yeah, because you haven't been talking about it. Yeah, yeah. When I was 19, I got drunk, went on a...

I saw a family member, like an uncle. He had like a dating app for, like, older women. And I was like, okay, so I'll match dad. Yeah. And then I met a... No, I remember because you told us that. The story was, dude, I just had sex with the milk. For like years.

Yeah, you were like, dude, I had sex in the mill. She had this kind of like confident, like dominant energy. Yeah, I was like strong presence. Very strong presence. And then... You're like, cool, man. Yeah, dude, I show my whole fraternity pictures of chick. And it was so funny too because like there was a little part of me that was like maybe

she's trans because she's kind of like confident and like, and I was like, this house is too big. Because she's confident. Yeah, I was like, this house is too big. I was no way a trans person could afford this because the surgery. But I didn't think about how expensive. I thought the surgery was so expensive, but that's why. That's why you could afford it. Wait, no, no, there's the opposite.

Sorry, the house was shitty. Oh, right, right. Yeah, the house so shitty that I was like, oh, there's no way she could afford the surgery. But then I realized later, I was like, that's probably why she's living in a shitty house. Listen, anyhow, well, this is also like seven years ago. Dude, this was so funny because, yeah, I would, y'all longer than that, I was 19. And it was like, Caitlin Jenner was the only trans. So I was like, it's kind of weird what she's doing over there.

Let me go bang this cougar. Just not knowing that, like, other people are trans. I thought there was, like, I was like, as long as I'm not banging, Caitlin Jenner. Yeah, they've been around. Yeah. especially in Tallahassee. Yeah, yeah. And I told my friends, I was like, yeah, by the way,

if you don't hear from me, then this is totally a... I'm totally just getting murdered. And I didn't answer them because I was just hanging out with this woman. And I fucked her ass cheeks, which no operation was done on. That's just like left over

from the last person. That's a man's ass. Yeah, that's it. Well, her man's ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The giant tits, because that's just how it's done. Yeah. But...

You're very progressive. Your jokes about it are very progressive. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because, yeah, it was one of those things, too, where, like, I didn't know until later, and I bragged about it a bunch. And I started meeting more trans people. I was like, hmm, you guys act really similar to that woman I had sex with. And that's when I reached out to her. And she's like, technically, I've been a woman my whole life. You're like, that's not what I meant. Yeah, yeah, my buddies are not going to see it that way at all. But, yeah, it was funny, too. She's like, yeah, you can make jokes about it. You can bring me up on stage. And I was like, you're not that. Hindsight biased. Everybody's going to be like, how did you not know? I love that you don't regret it either. It's like such a great story. Well, because I found out when I was doing comedy,

because I messaged her like three years into comedy. Which weird is the people that have that experience and get so upset and so upset themselves. And it's like, dude, that doesn't mean you're gay. Totally, yeah. You didn't know, you know. And it was the tight, incredibly tight because she's fucking 40. Because it's brand new.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's 45, the vagina's like 10. Yeah. They don't matter. That'd be so weird if they matched it up with her face. They're like, we just stretch it out. nobody's going to buy this, man. You're already pushing it with the jaw line.

This pussy's got to be fucking a little loose. Or she gets to decide. It's like, give me like a 18, but like not like a prudish 18. Yeah, yeah. Like a girl that's like like lost Virginia at prom, not at homecoming. You know? Yeah. Yeah, probs where everybody, you're homecoming fucking.

Homecoming is like that's, you do that as a freshman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is funny too because like it's, yeah, I didn't know. and then now, you know, my whole family knows because it came up at Christmas one time. Really? Yeah. Because...

Yeah, it's like, Michael, why don't you tell us a story about the transsexual person? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that you had sex with, yeah. Well, my dad calls the funny thing, he calls him transgen's, which is technically not offensive, but it's not the correct term either. Yeah. That's, no, that's better. Yeah, yeah. Transgen's, it sounds like just hipper.

It's more... Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cooler. But also, now that I've gone down those routes, Now I feel like I'm like, I don't know. It's the only person I think that is hot is Blair White. She's a conservative one. And then Alex Jones is like, look at it. This is a fucking woman.

I don't care she is. Yeah, she's also like a streamer and like has a lot of money and stuff like that. Just probably is like constantly going back under the knife. I would not fuck a chick with a dick. That like in a sexual thing. I don't think I got to fuck a trans woman again either. Not on purpose. No, no, no, no.

Well, the future is going to be on accident. Future is going to be on accident for sure. Yeah, it's just getting better and better the tech. Yeah, and it's like if I'm not going to be that upset. Also, I have a girlfriend and I don't have sex with other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do. Well, I'm on the verge of the breakup.

Yeah, that's a future thing, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Mike has been very faithful this entire time. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Everybody's like, oh, dude, you guys got a couple week love? Like, why don't you fucking cheat on? I'm like, no, it's breaking the rules. I'm a rule follower.

I know, but it's, I do disagree with that because you've decided that you're breaking up. So it's already happening. so it's not really cheating because you're saying it's over. Yeah, no, it's not, it's a year break. Well, I get how also that you're saying, it would just be weird to then go back and be like, hey, can you pick me up from the airport? You just feel so guilty.

No, no, yeah, I feel guilty about like everything. I feel guilty about like the littlest things. Like I took a guy to a strip club one time and then the stripper put like her ass in his face and we're like, he's new here. And then I was like, oh, man, I just got this guy's face raped. Like in my mind. He didn't consent.

The guy's older than me, I found out later. And I just thought I was like, this poor guy, I just destroyed this man's life. And I was like, I don't know. Like, I feel guilty if I like. But also, I also have a long history of being like, hey, come out for drinks. And then the guy gets a DUI. Yeah. Like, I have a history of doing things that lead to people.

Yeah. No, I've definitely, one of our friends has gotten a DUI. And I was with him that night. And I was like, are you sure you're good to drive? Yeah. He's like, yeah. And I'm like, well, just be safe. Yeah.

Slams into a tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not good. Yeah, that was the craziest too because I knew it was him I texted him I was like, are you okay? He goes, no, I just got

to drunk driving accident. Yeah, dude, it was right next to your house it woke you up. Yeah, yeah. So crazy. Yeah, and I just flew out to Portland. And I took an edible with your mom.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was wild. Yeah. Yeah, Portland fucks. Portland's better than Denver. Really? No. I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, all this sucks. I like Portland. I do think people maybe over-exaggerate the politically correctness here because we wrote that comedy show and like everybody's like It's just because there's so many white people here

that it's like Portland's the exact same way It's like so many white people And every white person is like Yeah but I'm the good kind It's like really because it's just you guys Yeah yeah I'm just accepted that sometimes I'm racist I'd like to work on it like everybody has like that

Look at you grinning you're like I've never once had a racist thought Dude everybody has a racist thought sometimes Every once only about Polish people Yeah No I'm just kidding But it's like there's no I've already described my homophobia with that extent is, is like, in the mornings when I'm in line at Starbucks,

and there's like always a gay black guy working. It's nothing with him being black. It's just the gayness where he's like, he's like singing like the Taylor Swift song. He's like, how are you doing today? And he gets kind of upset when you don't match his energy. He's like, come on, give me a fucking. It's Tuesday. Why are you having a bad time? I'm like, oh, I just, I can't. Because I'm depressing. I fucking hate myself. Yeah, yeah. And he's just filled with common express ho to like the brim. Come and Express. That's how they like. That's how they fill them up. Dude, it's like, I feel like OSHA could come in and they're like,

you don't have a fire extinguers, that's cool, but you got to have a gay black 20-year-old working this counter. Or Chick-fil-A. It's funny when everyone, when all that came out and people were like, Chick-fil-A hates gays, I'm like, Chick-fil-A employees a lot of gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something about, there's a Southern gay archetype that's like loves Chick-fil-A and church.

Yes, yeah, rosy cheeks, kind of like a blonde hair, kind of like, yeah. I mean a new one every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, well, aren't you just a sweetheart? Yeah, yeah. Dips his dick in the Polynesian has a man, look it off. Yeah, it's a... But it's weird, too, because it's like...

I've talked about this, too, it's like, gay guys Friday night, peak time to hang out with gay guys. Straight guys Friday night, terrible. Yeah. Straight guys who haven't gotten posting, they're just like, dude, the chick's hair fucking mid. I'm like, awesome. No, that's how people die, dude. Yeah, straight guys on Friday night. So many fights, like, especially in Tallahassee or fucking college towns, where it's just people...

Like guys strike out over and over and over again And the semen doesn't go away And then they get outside And they're like, if anybody looks at me wrong I'm just gonna fucking demolish Yeah, I'm just gonna beat the shit out of somebody Yeah, and then it's like But then straight dudes in the morning

So good dude Like a straight guy in the office Of the cup of coffee Like you know what I'm just like Yeah, yeah yeah Doing alright today? I don't know I don't like to judge people like that

No, no dude I have a thick calendar It's very scheduled Indonesians passed four Fuck them Get that shit away from me but it's like I love lasagna, but lasagna for breakfast is a lot. I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's wrong for them to have that much energy.

I'm saying, I don't have the energy to match it. It's a lot to match earlier in the morning. It is funny, too, that like, I do, people talk about how progressive a city in New York is, but I think having people on top of each other creates that level of, like, tension where it's like, I've never had any distaste for Italians until New York City. And then I'm like, this is a lot. Yeah. Because, like, sometimes they're, like, I'll be in, like, some restaurant or I'll just be getting something.

And there's just a sweaty Italian guy yelling at me. He's like, are you going to order the thing or not? And I'm like, where are you? Racist cities, it's like, in some cities, like, in New York and L.A. at least, it's like, you could see a black person on the street that has way more money than you. Oh, totally. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, at Houston is the same.

Atlanta's the same way. But there's some cities that are, like, so segregated. It's like, if you're a white person, you're on one. side of town and you look over and you see a black person, it's like weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like fucking Milwaukee's like that. We're talking about Myrtle Beach having Black Biker Week versus White Biker Week.

Yeah, right, yeah, exactly. And it's like, New York, it's not that people aren't racist there. It's just less of a racist city because there's just, there's a Cambodian next to you. Right, but I think it's a balance. I think it's like that too, where like when somebody's angry, like, when people are all in the train, they're

their most racist. Yeah. But then they get off the train and then Saturday night they're the least races because they're like oh i'm hanging out with like the you know the Polynesian guy next door yeah but then when they're on the train and the Polynesian guy takes their seat they're like yeah it's when you're in a city that you go to like the chuggy coffee shop and it's like there's a lot of fucking that's like kind of like Denver to be yeah yeah yeah it's like there's a lot like there's a lot of place you look around you're like this is white white yeah yeah yeah especially Boulder they should do it you know that show with the whatever canyones guy

it's like what would you do in that situation the who guy uh something canyones he's this guy he does these things like what would you do it's like they're like bullying a guy and they're seeing if somebody steps in they should do that but with like bigotry where there's like a guy and then they have like the gayest gay guy like touching him and stuff like that and they're like you actually performed great or like the guy freaks it like they just test people's progressiveness yeah yeah yeah that could be hard when like a gay guy is harassing a straight guy yeah yeah yeah and he's like dude stop and he's like come on come on come on yeah yeah and you have that you it's like what is the ethical thing to do there it's like do you get in the way of it yeah and then the gay guy

goes, would he have some fucking problem? Yeah. I mean, that could be a sketch idea. I mean, that could be... One of my favorites was there was an open... We could make these PSAs. We could. My favorite was there was an open mic one time.

Just kidding. I would never do that. I love gay-duty sex grousing. I'm fully on board with it. I think it should be allowed. But... I hate it. I hate it.

When I was a bartender, my fellow bartender was gay and he would bring in a lot of his friends and, like, tell them about me. And they would come, they'd be like, oh my God, is this Paxton? And they would... And I literally, like, I finally...

finally understood what it was to be a girl and to be like, ah ha ha, ha, yeah. Like, I need your tip money. Because you reverse it. It had lesbians and you start, you're like, nah, it's fun to hit on lesbians. You're like, yeah, yeah, exactly. Right, yeah, exactly. And it's like, they know I'm straight. And they know, and they know

that there's no way, but they're like, well, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe they just haven't found the right one yet. So they're always trying to shoot. What if when I was in Spain that guy that I kissed on the lips or pecked on the lips? I'm going to emphasize peck. But what if he told that? That guy that kissed on the lid.

What if he told that girl, he's like, you say you'll suck his dick? Yeah. That's probably what it was. He was all but Uber a good. But my favorite was there was, I was to open mic one time. There was a gay guy running it with a headset. Yeah.

So the headset was the microphone. And he was just, we just harassed every single straight dude comic there was always like, keep it going for this sexy motherfucker. After you like bomb a horrible open mic stand, you're like, yeah,

what is like gum was in your face. Yeah, but he's got a cute butt. But I don't know, it's where I never felt, when I was an Uber driver, Brod kid a lot, too, they'll be gay. He was like, dude, if you were... I hate that, and I realize how fucking creepy

men are, dude. Men are the same gay or straight. They are, like, they don't take no for an answer. Yeah, because I don't think lesbians really push the same way. No, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Girls have more of a timid fucking, like, just way of the dance of, you know, flirting, whatever, where guys are like, hey, you want to get in my car?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, we can go out back right now and not it'll suck you off. And it's like, no, dude. I don't want to do that. That's also the hardest part because he'll just come back tomorrow and be like, What about today? Yeah. It's a weird thing because having sex in public is the...

The case. No, no, no, no, no. Well, it's the, like, it's disrespectful to other people. Yeah. But leading up to sex is so hard because you have to convince somebody to go someplace that's hidden. Yeah. You're literally like, I have to bring you to a place that's hidden from other people. Yeah, that's like...

When you're single, like, all the, all the weird, like, talking about it but not talking about it, shit, where you're like, well we could go take a walk and maybe look at the stars. Yeah, we could just, hey, I have to grab something from my car. Does anybody want to come with me? Yeah,

and it's like you throw out like very loose, vague things. Dude, when I was in high school, I would say you want to look at my lava lamps. But it's like if the girl's down, she's going to be like, oh yeah,

totally, let's go. And if not, she's like, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like when you catch a vibe and it's like,

hey, maybe we could, it's like, something's lost and it's like maybe it's out in my car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's always that lost thing. That sounds so creepy. Maybe it's in my van.

In the back, the door is kind of locked when you shut it. Yeah, my, I still my favorite, I don't think I've told us in the podcast, but my favorite was I was upstairs with this girl one time at my parents' house. And I was having sex with her. And I was worried that like... Hell yeah, bro. I was worried that they were going to, like... It was like a guest room at the house.

house and I was worried my dad was going to like come upstairs. I was like, hey, don't go upstairs. Blake is sleeping there. And then he comes in and the girls are under the covers and then I lay down like this. So all he sees is me in bed with the body and then all he hears is that Blake was up there. You guys have fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

What do we have with time? We're almost, we're at like an hour. We're close. We're at 109. Yeah, yeah. So part of that was a pee break, but we're pretty much. Do you want anything else you want to talk about? No, again, like this does nothing for my career.

Yeah, yeah. This is just, this is just, I just love doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm just excited for this adventure. I don't know, like, when I got up the plane and saw both you guys here, I was so fucking pumped. Yeah, I've had, well, I got here last Thursday. I've been having so much fun. Yeah.

Everyone's kind of like either unemployed or in a transitional period. Oh, it's amazing. And it's amazing, dude. I love that everyone, I love that no one really has anything to do. Totally, yeah. At least for right now. Yeah. It's been great.

Yeah, let's wrap it up there. I'm Paxon. I'm your boy Pax. Find me on Spotify, Apple Music, and other things. I'm in the bottom. I'm at the bottom of the show notes because I edit the podcast, but I make music. And you can find me at all those places at Y'Boy Pax.

And you've been listening on YouTube. My Instagram is Michael Good Comedy. I'll follow you back if you follow me. And all the older episodes are on Apple and Spotify. Thank you.