Morning Good - There's Something Going On Out There - Episode 65

Episode Date: February 28, 2022

Big thanks to Tony for coming back on the show and to Donald for joining us. Check them out and give them a follow to keep up with any shows they have coming up in Orlando or out on the road.You can find Tony on Instagram @tonywellons710, and Donald is on Instagram and TikTok @donaldevansisyourfriend.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good, good? I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. All right. We're here with Tony Wellens. What up? What up? And Donald Evans. Yo.

We're sitting in a fucking sweaty car. We are. It's not as sweaty as it's going to be No, it's going to get real sweaty We've got some boys in the car And we're podcasting Two of you get, we're all facing the same direction too It's just fucking awkward

We're literally sitting in a car And two of us are in the front And one of us is in the back And Tony's refusing to look at me right now He's just staring straight forward It's awkward as shit It's very pulp fiction It's like the relationship with my father

You know It's just always looking He was always looking at the back of your head Because he was butt fucking It's that one of us It's exactly what was happening dude I also yeah I'm a little buzz today.

I went with a good friend to fucking alehouse. We just ordered appetizers, which is kind of the way to do it. Just get some like, what did you get? Dude, we got some mozzarella sticks, some fried jalapinos, and then some fucking just chicken tenders.

And it was... Just a lot of fried food. Oh, it was garbage, but I kind of loved it. It was a great way to reconnect and see, you know, how everybody's doing in life. And then I came over here.

I like the way you said that. What Chili's commercial did? What better way to connect Catch up on what's been going on With our new mozzarella sticks Fried Halloweenos and chicken tender They should have like a wildly accurate one It's like do some bumps in the parking lot

Even though you quit doing Coke four years ago You've been saying There's no better way to say that you're Half white trashed than that Four Seventh That's how you and your friends Reconnected you know A hellhouse

A fucking ale house There was one guy who in my childhood, I thought he was a pedophile. And I still, or not at the time. At the time, I thought he was so cool. My parents wouldn't let me hang out with him. And I was like, you guys just don't get him, okay? And then he met with us.

He's an artist. Yeah, yeah. I didn't mean that. Like, he never fucked me anything. But it's so funny because I was like, you guys just don't get this guy. And then as an adult, I think this guy's a pedophile. But then the guy grabbed beers with me and somebody else who's like my age. And he's like, dude, he's not a pedophile, man.

He grabbed beers with us when we were 20. I'm like, I don't think he draws like a clear line in the same. You know what I mean? I don't think he's like, ew, they're fucking disgusting now. But that was in an ale house. So my ale house experiences have been, how old was this guy?

He was like, we were like 14 and he was probably like, mid-20s. He's just a fucking loser there. Maybe he was a cool guy. If he listens to this podcast, man, I will, anybody listen to this podcast, I'll, I'm not saying you can molest kids,

but I'm on your side. We don't have a lot of listeners right now. It sounds like, yeah. What are you saying right there? Sounds like you're saying you can. I'm totally kidding. It's just funny because you record a podcast. You're immediately thinking of what person listening.

Like, shit, is that guy listen to my podcast? Yeah, you're going to make me look at a fucking asshole, you know? No, no, no, no, no. He's still out, fucking having a good time. He's still out there. That was the same instance with us, a dude that we used to hang out with. He was a fucking just a dweeb, loser kind of type of guy. He used to drive us around me.

We were like an eighth grade and he was a senior and now he's a fucking cop, you know? So it's the fucking him. He pulled me over the other week, too. Wait, how does that apply? Yeah. Is he a pedophile? No, he's not a pedophile. Is that out of that linked to the...

I mean, I guess. I was kind of scared. I like it there's... You either fuck kids or you don't. There's not... He's in there, you know? No, he wasn't a pedophile. He was just kind of like a loser, you know?

Well, I was scared that he was the pedophile in the story because I was like, oh, no, now I'm supposed to have a pedophile. I don't. And that word me even more. It's like one of those things where it's like, if you can't spot the pedophile, you're... You're the pedophile. And I was like, oh, shit, am I a pedophile? Well, that's the hard part, too, is...

No, me and Tony don't even have... We just have... This guy might have been a pedophile story. So we don't even have any ground to talk about anything. No, he wasn't trying to fuck us or anything like that, no. All right, Tony's pretty hesitant. I think Tony got fucked. He wasn't trying to fuck us.

He just did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He put zero effort into it. Had the game of a motherfucker dude. Do or do not? Yeah. No, I just wanted a chance to talk shit about him like I did on the last pod, you know? I was just throwing people's names out.

Oh, no, we got fucking 30 listeners. But I will honestly... Honestly, if you listen to the Morning Good podcast, I will come over here and I will... Jesus Christ! I knew she was going to fuck it off. Some comic bluefabe smoke into the car. It's a disaster now. God damn it.

Now it's going to get hotter in here. Hey, you know what? The ideas will come flowing. There's no air conditioning in this car. It really is. I'm already starting to... Maybe we should just drive around and drink and drive. Please don't.

Please don't... This is like the last thing. Please don't kill me. We get a truck driving. Actually, my parents were just listening to this podcast. I'm like, I don't know if I was molestered or not. Like, in the final words of Donald Evans, am I a pedophile?

Yeah, no, we could do whatever we have to. But. Yeah, what? As far as driving around. Michael sounds like he's serving in Iraq over here. We got to do. We got to do it. We got to go back to the hellhouse and get drunk.

You don't have to like it. You just have to do your goddamn job. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. I, yeah, I didn't mean to drink that much tonight. I think that's how a lot of alcoholics sound. Are you actually drunk right now? I'm pretty buzzed because I had a couple drinks to Alehouse, and then I was like, there's always that excuse.

I'm like, I'll get the creative juices flowing on this podcast by having a white claw. And the guy's like, it comes with a socky bomb. I'm like, well, you know, that's kind of hard to deny if it's free. Yeah, no, you don't want to turn down a free anything. No, no, exactly. Yeah, yeah. You got to get those savings where you can get them. Dude, you're a drinker, man.

I didn't think that about you, honestly, but you really are. Thanks, man. I feel like every... When I've seen you the past three times, you're like, I'm pretty hungover right now. It's also like, I will say this. I don't drink that much in New York, but when I go back home, I get fucked up. Because I also have trouble sleeping in my parents' house. It's just hard to sleep in a different house.

And I think also, like, I don't know, I get excited to see everybody. And then I black out, next thing you know, I'm in fucking Daytona doing coke off of somebody's machete. Is this one? Is this when you're here or when you're at your parents' house? Well, that's where I stay at my parents. No, I don't do Coke anymore. Do you guys co-keyes at all? I haven't, no.

No, I haven't no, I haven't a Coke in a... I love to ask you a Florida person. Are you a Coke guy? No, no, no, I haven't done it recently. Tony, we're all very proud of you. Yeah, I know, it's been a while. We're chilling out on that. Coke, weed?

No, I haven't been doing anything. Tony was a Coke fiend. Really? Yeah, I watched Tony attack an elderly woman for a bump. Yes. Oh, shit. Yes. Did she have the bump or?

No, no, he just thought she did. To this day, we don't know why he thought that. It's a mystery, Michael, good. Yeah, he was. You've missed a lot since you've been gone, buddy. Sounds like it. I've also, I've never seen, I've seen a lot of drugs ruin people's lives. I've never seen cocaine actually ruin anybody's life.

I don't know maybe my friends don't have enough money to ruin their life. Maybe that happens down the road, but like, I don't know anybody whose Coke has been the problem. Like, it's normally, like, alcohol or pills or, like, like, Zanax... Are you striking conversation with us? Are you trying to, like, convince us to do your... No, I'm not, I'm not. I've never actually... I've never seen it ruin anybody's life.

I just, I don't know, I don't know. I guess maybe... I mean, I'm sure people who have lost 20-some years to getting caught with it would object to the claim that it hasn't had a negative impact. But that's also the legal system, you know what I mean? That's not them necessarily. Yeah, fuck that. Let's just uproot that and do all the cocaine we want.

Yeah, dude, what the fuck the fuck. Where are you from, by the way, Donald? I'm from Richmond, Virginia. I also, I like how I'm saying this from behind you. I still haven't made eye contact with you. I feel like you're giving me like, I feel like you're giving me information on Nixon. Look forward, keep your head straight forward, bitch.

And I'm like, oh, this is huge. Look forward, take the cash, and don't say a fucking word. Don't say my fucking name. We're going to blow this thing wide open. You're from Richmond. I went to Richmond. I went on a college tour Is Richmond in the school?

I think I I think yeah Did you bro? Cool story dude Honestly Jesus Christ I got drunk I got fucked up in Richmond

Dude I fucking ever I go I fucking drank I was supposed to go To go to college But I was just so fucked up I couldn't I couldn't do it

Are you fucking vaping up today Big boy? Yeah I'm vapid You're trying to make it warmer in here You think it'll I feel gonna cool it down a little bit I don't think it will What

What? What five of a day? gum commercial do you think we're in right now? That that would cool us down. Did you feel minty in here? How high does your opinion of yourself have to be to think, oh, my breath is really going to chill this place out? Yeah, you're right, honestly.

Yeah, my must-de-haz. Like your one body doesn't function the rest of the 7 billion bodies have functions. Oh, Jesus Christ. Maybe we shouldn't have brought Donald on the pod. No, I love this. He's going to tear us apart. No, Donald's great. He's not going to tears apart. No. The only person can tear his part is that that woman

playing the triangle inside. I don't know how I felt about that, but I kind of liked it. Oh, it was great. But the story was kind of weird behind it. She's like, this was stolen from Native American. What would she say about it? I didn't even hear that part. I didn't hear that part at all. She said selling where she's like, she stole it from Native American? She's like, man, I fucked up a Native American to get this. For this trial. She had that, yeah, well, she had that weird triangle, like medieval instrument. Yeah, I was like, what is this Harry Potter ass instrument you're playing? Yeah. But she had to give a whole story about it where she's like, she's like, this was white people stole this from other people when they conquered during the 18,

I can't keep up with everything White people have stolen I can't do it We steal a lot I just assume we stole I'm assuming Tony stole this car Shit maybe I did From a Native American

What if that was still a stereotype Like white people still just like stole shit From Native Americans There's like walking down the street I kind of wish Native Americans Were a little more passive aggressive about it Yeah like oh you gotta take this too Just like in their fucking faces

I've never even fucking really right into like a real native Yeah what happened to them, huh? Like, if I was a native out or something by us. Like, if I was a Native American, if I was like a Native American cashier, like in a store,

I would do that, I feel like I'd do that shit all the time. I'd be like, why even pay for it? Yeah. Just take it. Yeah. No, that would be a fun way to do it. Yeah, no, that's how I would spend

condescending. You should see the cashier we saw it that, we got to get that guy on the pod. Oh my God, that. What do you say to you? Rock monster. Crack monster. That rock monster.

He's not even crack a crack monster. I don't know. He was talking about beer money and fucking... He was trying to spark up some conversation. I was just like, yeah, buddy, yeah. He's trying to be polite, but it was just so uncooked. Yeah, it was weird. And then he's had something to you about a hatchet in the back.

Dude, he looks at him. I swear to God he goes, he goes, good to see it. He goes, good thing you weren't here five hours ago. He goes, why, he goes, I couldn't even see Stry five hours ago. My feet hurt so bad. I wanted to cut them in half with the hatchet in the back. I was like, what do you... There's...

Amber alert. Is that, we all get one? Amber Alert, yeah. Nobody cares. Why is that so funny? What's a blue alert? Public safety alert, Florida Blue Alert. I don't even know what that is.

I've never once opened up a fucking Amber Alert. You know what it is? We're getting bombed by the Ukraine. Or not by Ukraine, by Russia, right? Something's going on. Let's see what a code blue is. Yeah, find that out for me. Because, I mean, again, I don't want to die in this car.

He's getting fucked by the Blue Man. Hospital emergency code. Code blue. I don't know if it would be a hospital code. Why would the hospital be texting me? Code Blue alarm. They're like, well, guys, the last COVID variant got out. Find shelter.

No, brother. The liberals are going to hold on to that for as long as they can, brother. That's my favorite thing about Tony. It's like, Tony will go on stage. He'd be like, I know I look like I stormed the Capitol, and no one in the crowd is thinking that at all. That wasn't even in anyone's head. I feel like I used to, maybe it was the way that I used to dress more so. I feel like I just would always...

What you used to wear? Just always the blue jeans. Just shirts that say 1776. Cross the chest with some eagle wings and a skull. The second amendment, brother. A shirt, it's just the second amendment. It's the whole thing. It's the bill written on there, yeah. I don't know, man.

No, I really don't say that. more at all, you know. I guess I've learned my ways, Donald. You used to wear overalls that had the inward on? I used to look like fucking Chris Kroon, yeah. You used to look like Chris Kuhn. Oh, yeah. Not knowing who that guy is, by the way, that's a white comic with that name.

Oh, 100%. Just to clarify for the audience. Oh, yeah. Michael, can you can you just be in the back of the car? Shut the fuck up. You're talking about Chris Kuhn right now? My bad. My bad. Show what up, Chris Kuh? About to put up the divider.

just would like the fucking limo Wait, where were you talking about a second ago? Fucking, man, I should... Code blue? Code blue. Code blue. There's something going on out there. Yeah, I'm a little concerned.

I think we should be fine. I don't know, man. I mean, I don't give a phone. I'm not even care. But this world can burn. I'm honestly at that point, kind of. Yeah, Scher's hiding. Dude, if Cher runs up to this window as a zombie.

Punter in the face. Dude, I just need a reason. I've been looking for it. I've been looking for one. So this is kind of funny that I'm on your podcast having met you two seconds ago. Two seconds ago. Tony, I was like, I was like, who do you riff well with? He goes, Donald Evans.

I go, sounds like a nice guy. I know nothing about him. Yeah, that was a terrible assumption. No, you've been fun so far. No, it's not even like that. I just know he would have been a good guest on it, you know? Yeah, he said you're smart. Yeah, Tony and I have no rapport.

No. Tony and I try and hold conversation. we just can't do it. We can't do it, dude. Because I'll be like, hey, did you, you know, read that book I recommended? And he'll be like, you do, do, do, do, do. I'm just, yeah, I'm just too autistic. That weirdly sounded like him.

I can't look him in the eyes. No, Tony, I don't think I've ever told Tony this, but he's actually, like, one of my probably favorite comedians. Oh, really? Oh, shit. Yeah. I think it- Because it inspires him because he's like, wow, if this guy sucks, this is bad

comedy, I can book that. No, no, no, it's not even just that he sucks. I think it takes a really good comic and take this for what it's worth my mentality means nothing but I think it takes a really impressive comic to make an empty room funny Oh he kills it dude

And I think Tony's genuinely hilarious in an empty room Yes Yeah I agree with that completely Like when you get people in there That's when it starts to kind of suck a little bit Yes yes But like The less people there to

witness him the better which is crazy because I can't even talk to him about he's like the chupacabra yeah well I'm like guys I saw Tony be funny and everyone's like I don't know man maybe we shouldn't have brought you on the pot asshole well I think Tony's very good at riffing

oh yeah you're a great ripper so I feel like that's the thing it's like maybe when there's more people you feel like you gotta do more material but when there's nobody in the room you got a riff well Tony's just got a good character Tony has a good stage character Some people work really hard at stand-up, but they're not fucking funny at all. Tony's a naturally very funny guy. Boy, tell me about it.

There's a lot out there, man. There's too many out there. That's wild. Dude, you look at those people who've been, like, doing this for, like, 12-plus years and still hitting open mics. I swear, man, I can't. What the fuck is going on? It's, like, what's up? I mean, I get going to open mics to, like, if you want to work.

If you really want to, like, if you're bored and you really want to work on something or something like that or go out and mingle and stuff like that, I get it. But, like, if you're not getting booked 20s. 12 years in. Like, at what the point do you Is it going to take off? Yeah. At what point do you...

Delusion runs deeps in these streets, son. Yeah, that's not gonna be... That's why I like to... It's shit like that. I'm just a cool jazz, man. I know how to... I'm a cool with my words, player. You know what the fuck I do?

I know what it is? You're from... You hit the tea wells. They used to call me heavy tea back in the day. Heavy tea? Yeah, heavy tea and tea chubs, yeah. With tea chubs? Yeah.

Why they call you heavy tea? Because I'm fat, I'm not heavy. Or I'm... Fuck my life. God damn it. I'm heavy, not fat. I would like you. You just love the podcast. Fuck! God damn it. I'm so fucking stupid.

I'm a little bit of a car. He's like, keep the car. Heavy tea sounds like a brand of condom. Yeah, yeah. Not condom, a tampon. Oh, yeah. Or it's like a heavy flow tampon. Heavy tea.

Like a pad. Heavy T's rolling up. I did have some. Big-out studies, I mean, I still have some test. Yo, can you stop at CVS and pick me up some heavy tea? Heavy tea? What's, uh, wait, when did you move from Richmond, by the way? Uh, I moved here, I moved here, I think in 2012.

I moved here, like, right out of high school. Oh, shit, okay. Yeah, so I, the opportunity presented itself, I left Virginia. I moved to Florida, stayed here for a few years, lived in Austin for a year. Austin, Texas. What did you think? Well, you left after a year, so I don't think you liked it. It was, there was a, there was a, there was a whole.

fucking thing involving with that. I didn't mind it. I didn't really mind it. It was fine. It was fine. I don't want to shit on it. The food's good. The scene is good if that's your thing. It just wasn't really my thing. The comedy scene or the... I wasn't doing comedy at the time. Okay. You're sick to people scene. Yeah.

I was acting at the time. Oh shit. What the fuck you were an actor? Acting. Yes. I was an actor and a pro wrestler. Fun fact. What the fuck, Donald? Yeah, dude. I was from 15 to 18 I trained to be a pro wrestler and then from 18

to whenever I left Texas I was a professional actor So who's training 15 year olds to pro wrestlers because I'm not trying to say you weren't molested but who is out there like you're going to be a pro to jail let me wrestle with you

Maybe almost molested That's all I'm asking for That's definitely yeah No no no no Were you a bigger like jacked guy at the time I think he's just like you doing something athletic I have probably more muscle definition than I have now.

Yes. I was more routinely exercising. Now I don't have to exercise. I also, wow, that makes, because you've got a wrestler look though. That's what I'm saying.

That's what's saying. You look like you love WWV. Like, you're saying he looks retarded? Still real to me. Oh, fucking, Chris.

Still real to me. Those were real punches. You know, just sleep with a man's wife. Now expect to get beaten up on television. What was that? I love the crying. wrestler that one guy who's like, I know it may be fake, but you guys.

One of my favorite videos of all time. Oh, my guy. I never got into wrestling that much. I want to feel that's weird because out of the three people in this car, you were the most white trash. If you were, if somebody put you in a lineup and was like, who watches wrestling here? First, I'd be like, what a weird fucking line. Who watches? What is the crime? But second, I'd be like, that fucking guy. Heavy tea. Heavy tea. That's a good wrestling. That's a wrestling. That's a wrestling. That's a

wrestling name. Dude, that is a fucking wrestling name. Heavy G. I'm going to break your bones. Heavy T is coming for you, boy. I'm going to fuck you in the ass. They're like, cut.

We can't, we can't use that. That's the only type of wrestling I like to do, play. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Heavy T getting in that ass. Heavy T.

You're getting in that ass. Unconsensual. Dude, W.W.E. Back of day, it was that crazy that I would not be surprised there was a guy who's just coming on people. I do see a guy named Heavy T finger in blood. I do see a bunch of gay.

Do you see a bunch of gay, like, compilations of them saying, like, gay stuff? Oh, yeah, this is where those words, like, I'm going to get all in your ass. I'm going to blow you. I'm going to blow you all. Wait, some more on this. So you were 15, and you started, so what got you into wrestling? Do you, like, high school most wrestling? I like, no.

I, like, watch, I watched wrestling on TV, and I was like, oh, this is cool. This is, like, this is, like, a cool thing to do, like, jumping off of high shit and stuff like that. as a teenager. So, like, you know, that was essentially, you were either, as far as thrill seekers go, I feel like you were either a jackass kid or a pro wrestling kid. Yeah. And I just, I went one way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I just found a school and I just did it. And, wait, so it was like an like an academy? Yeah, I would guess pro wrestlers can't go to school. It seems like, they're like gyms. Oh, okay. They're not, it's not like, I didn't get a diploma. I'm not, like, putting it

on my resume. I'm not like, I'm actually classically trained in the art of professional wrestling. Yeah. But yeah, I mean I did that and then unfortunately like in Virginia, this is crazy. There's like regulations for

pro wrestling in Virginia. Like you can't bleed. Like you have to like have a certain like distance away from the audience. Oh shit. And you cannot be under 18 and be on a show. So I had to travel out to like West Virginia and like North Carolina to like do these shows.

It does make sense that they wouldn't want a 16 year old and spandex wrestling grown men. I see kind of issues with it. But the bleeding thing's interesting because I remember like, didn't old WWE guys, wasn't this there's trick where they put like blades on their hands? Yeah, they hide the blade. They hide the blade in their like wrist tape. Yeah.

They either hide it in their wrist tape or like the referee will hang on to it. Yeah. When it's time for them to bleed, they'll either take it out of their thing and like cut a crease in their forehead or the ref will hand it off and they'll cut the crease in the forehead. Holy shit. Yeah, it's fucking real shit, dude. But they do it, like, if you, like, I guess the word is furl your brow, like those fucking creases that come on your forehead, like, raise your eyebrows.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They cut in there so that they didn't, like, scar. Oh, wow. Too badly, yeah. That's fucking, that's fucking smart. I would have never guessed that dog. Welcome back to the pro wrestling podcast. Today we're going to reveal all the secrets and hidden gems.

Well, I got to introduce to my buddy, Nathan Orden, his dad is big Bob Orden. and his brother's Randy Orden. Yeah, no, find... Really? Yeah, find a car. We'll talk. We're in New York, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, he lives in New York, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's been on the pod before. But, yeah, that's fucking awesome, dude. Wait, so... You said Virginia had, like, rules on it, but then you said you could travel somewhere else, and they... Yeah, yeah, I could go to places that were, like, less regulated.

So, like, I... I did a show... I did shows in, like, West Virginia, North Carolina. I did a show in Maryland. Maryland. And I got a guy electrocuted. Wait, please tell me this.

By the way, thank you, Tony. You've already been a great fucking guest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you he's a gem, bro. Yeah, so, okay, so I was in I was in what's called a triple threat match. So that was like three wrestlers all trying to like win, I guess. Okay, so

it's not like they're not teaming up on one guy. No, no, no, yeah. So it's like every man for himself. And this was in this fucking, it was in a, it was an gym called, it was in a, there were people there. There was an audience, but it was in this wrestling gym called Rambo's. Oh, shit. And it was just like this fucking just ass, ass building.

Like, it was just fucking shit, dude. And even the ring was lumpy. Like, I don't know if you've seen a pro wrestling ring, but they're supposed to be flat. This thing is like there were bumps. It looked like, it looked like a fucking drug mattress. Oh, shit. Yeah. And so the match is going on.

and then I get thrown out of the ring and there's a chair leaning against the wall like a steel chair leaning against the wall. And I'm the bad guy in this. So I decide, oh, here's the opportunity to make myself look like an asshole. So I grabbed the chair to like pull myself up and like the chair falls over.

So I fall over on it. And like the kids in the crowd and the adults are like, ah, what a fucking asshole. Like what a dick. What I did not know is that they were using the steel chair to cover up an exposed electrical outlet. So they had an exposed electrical outlet on the wall

that they were covering with a steel chair, so I don't know who's what an idea that was. So later in the match, like, I get pinned or whatever, and I'm in the back, and one of the guys comes back to the locker room or whatever, and his whole fucking, like, tricep is, like, bleeding. it's like gushing blood out of the thing and they're like dude what the fuck happened he's like I don't know man like I got thrown out of the ring

and I guess the fucking steel chair fell over or something because like I slammed my fucking back into the outlet and it fucking electrocuted the shit out of me dude and he's like yeah we got to secure that chair like what the fuck happened and I was like yeah that's a fucking mystery how did that happen?

Wow I will say this saying you electrocuted a man I did not think it would be that elaborate. It sounds like the way you said it originally sounded like you took out wires and then just put them on the guys. Yeah, it sounded intentional. No, it was a complete accident. I had no, I had no desire.

It's even funnier, though, that it was total action. Yeah, it was totally, like, I was just this fucking, like, 16-year-old kid, like, like, in Maryland, just on a wrestling show, randomly. And then, you know, I think it's going to go all great. And then I leave with a sore back and electrocution on my record. Damn. So, you have T-Bel.

credits too? No, I don't have TV Oh, okay. No, I wish I had TV credits. Have you ever done it? A couple of sitcoms, but that I've pitched. No, I haven't.

I was like, wait, what? It's wrestling, but a guy gets electrocuted. Just every sitcom just that's in here. They're like, let's cut out the wrestling and just electrocute it. It's like modern family, but like this guy moves a chair and gets

electrocuted. They put the clamps on his nipples. But, wait, so, okay, so you... Quit fucking hitting my headrest. I'm post-witting points by hitting his headrest. Like, okay, so... Have you ever had to perform for... Tony left the podcast can cut.

Are there bad? Like, in comedy, obviously, you know, there's, like, shows where nobody shows up. Are there any, like, wrestling shows where there's fucking nobody shows up? And you've got to wrestle hard for, like, three people? Oh, yeah. Any art form, you'll have shitty nights where nobody shows up. And what's that like, I can't imagine wrestling in front of three people. The only difference I feel like.

The only, and again, this is, this is me just talking of three years of experience in, in wrestling. But I feel like you can't really have a bad crowd. Like, I feel like that would be the difference between comedy and wrestling for me is that, like, if you get a turnout, right, I feel like you can have a shitty stand-up show. Like, I feel like the crowd will be, like, noisy and obstructive and, like, shitty. but like if you're at a wrestling show I feel like that's just sort of the environment you know what I mean I've never I've never seen a wrestler come backstage

be like you know I was trying to wrestle I was trying to do my fucking I was trying to blow my match and they just kept talking and they just kept booing me and just say mean things to me they wouldn't put their signs down like no one's ever like

they're just so much pussy fucking comics are we're like they were so mean to me out there I was at a mic before this some woman said she thinks she had a bigger dick than me Is it that lady with the tattoo? Yeah, the stupid one? The stupid tattoo? Yes, yes.

It's the feather. It's the feather. Yeah. I was like, why did you get that? I was like, that looks like shit. Does she have a bigger, is she trance? She has a bigger penis than you? What's going on?

Huh? No, she just, I just have a small penis. She told me to whip my dick out too. Oh, did she? He was at Grumpies, yeah. Yeah. She's a fucking. Is she a comment?

No. No, just a... She just happens to come to every show. Oh, it's just... Dude, I forgot about that word twat. It's a good word. It's a good word. I told myself I would never forget about it.

Yeah, no. I need to start saying that on stage more. I like showdown. Tony's like, you know the spice my act needs. I need more twats. Very creative use of words. Twat. What a great vocabulary.

Have you noticed that like when a British person like says counter twat it's just so much more like. Oh, of course. It's just acceptable, I feel like. I like twat. I feel like twat feels like an action in a comic book. Yeah. Like it's like pow.

Yeah, you'd see it in that pop color, yeah. Yeah. It's a very specific sound. Like twat. Who looked at a vagina and said that's a twat? That's a twat. I don't know. It seems twatty.

Do your English accent again? That there's a twat. That there's a twat. That twat there. A little more cock now. No, it's more Australian. Julie, twattis for dinner. You little cunt there.

You little cunt there. Yeah, you like twat. Yeah, I'm going to stick my fucking finger. I like that the English accents are getting like, more sort of muffled. Who are those English people that like, Jason State them, Australian? They speak fucking like English, but it's...

I don't think he's British. I think he's got to be Australian. He's got to be Australian. I don't know, though. Jason Statham, if you're listening. Bro, Jason Statham's, I feel like we could beat Jason Statham's ass in real life. No, we couldn't. Dude, I feel like he's a bitch, honestly.

I think all three of us could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think any one of us could take him in a video. I just don't think he's as badass as people think. you know. Well, he's an actor. Yeah, I know. Yeah, so, that'd be so funny just fucking, just all those actors.

I mean, kind of makes it. All of his movies are documentaries. Bro, I'm telling you, this guy's heart stop. Do you use a car battery on his tongue? That is my favorite. Crank one and crank two.

Crank is your favorite movie. Not really. I love it. Have you seen two movies? Crank one and Crank one and Crack two. I've seen Crank one and Crane two. And Hobbs and Shaw. Dude, there's so much fun.

The bad guy at the end of Crank 2 It's just a head in a tank With like tubes coming out of it That's fucking awesome I don't even fucking remember that movie He shoves a shotgun literally in a guy's anus And crank two high voltage Which I don't like that is pretty high voltage

Yeah I'm also pretty sure Crank 2 didn't even make it into theaters I think it was one of those where like it went straight to DVD Didn't that happen in Pulp Fiction as well Or they shoved the shotgun in someone's ass? I don't know if that's true Somebody definitely got something in the ass

In Pulp Fiction Yeah because there was the Gimp The Gimp bar, right? Gim. Gim. Oh, shit. Somebody pulled up directly behind it. Okay.

Oh, shit. They're not a fan of podcasts. Oh, now they're just pulling out of the driveway. They were just doing it around about. I thought it was a cop. I was like, well, we are in a reserved parking spot. Yeah, the cops was like, didn't you hear there's fucking cold blue? Guys, get inside.

No podcasting allowed. Blue out here. It looks like the open mics over. I see Blake leaving. Oh, is Joe. Is Joe still here? I guess he dropped off captain. Joe's Sensabella from the last episode

You guys remember Joe Oh Joe was on your last episode? Oh, Senceabella Yeah How was that? Disaster, man I'm never gonna have a... No, I'm just kidding

It was a great time I was such a stupid I would just love to immediately talk shit About the person who was just Like next week I'll just talk shit about you guys They were fucking garbage Yeah, people always compare me and Joe together Really?

You guys look similar All the fucking time No, I think you're really funny That's a weird Yeah, sit on Joe more Yeah Sit on Joe Moore You say shit on him stuff

Sit on Joe Moore Sit on Joe more. Ride that dick. Ride that fucking car. I have a love-hate relationship with Joe Zimbabella. No, I like Joe. I love to hate Joe. I like him.

No, he's great. He was a dick to me of our first move to Orlando. Or when I first did comedy in Orlando. Well, that's his thing. Yeah. Everybody has a thing, I feel like, and that's his. Like, if you don't know Joe, like, you're not picking up on the nuance of his dickish behavior. Yeah.

But then he's a sweetheart if you know him. Like, he always in time. He's like, hey, man, great to see it. You know, very nice. but like I remember I said he's a sweetheart couple times Yeah I don't know

That's a little much No he's a nice guy He blew me He's just Oh he is sweetly He is a sweetheart Wait have you ever like So okay

When you're wrestling Do people get Is anybody actually start fighting Or everybody's very on board with Like Because I'd assume like There's cheap shots They get taken

Usually people are very on board There are some people Who actually want to fight I assume right Who actually go out there And like They'll get pissed off And like

They throw the script out the window and just beat the shit out of somebody. Really? It's also acting so you could see them be like, I was trying to make the scene, you know what I mean? Like, there's always those directors that fucking, like, I'm pretty sure Alfred Hitchcock

like threw birds at people when he was filming birds. Yeah. Fuck! I mean, Stanley Kubrick, like, notoriously. Right? Yeah. Fucked up his people.

Like, he notorious. Yes, I heard about that. What do you? The chick from The Shining still has, she has, like, like, PTSD. Well, she has like, yeah, Sherry Duvall has, like, yeah, Sherry Duval has, like, permanent spine problems.

She's pretty bad face problems, too. She's ugly as fuck. She was fucking disgusting, honestly. I will say that. She was fucking gross. I'm not a beautiful person, but Shelley, Tufal is so ugly. It's like, it's fucking horrendous. She looks ugly than the old woman in the bathtub and the Shining.

I was like, wow, you should fuck that old lady over your wife. I don't even blame you for going insane. That old lady used to be a baddie, too, if you catch the new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's still like that your wife is disgusting. You should probably kill your wife and get. You know, I agree with Jack Torrance, honestly. I see what he was trying to do that.

Yeah, yeah, it makes it. Pretty bad life. Welcome back to the fuck Shelley Duval podcast. Yeah. What was the... There's a very specific niche here, but, you know, we hit on it. Yeah, everybody fucking hate Shelly DeVore. But it's weird.

It's weird when you, like, when you know, like, the background of the Shining. Because, like, he fucking, like... God, what... I just said his name. The director. Cooper. Stanley Cooper. Stanley Cooper.

He, like, notoriously. fucked with Shelly Duvall, like, ruined her life. Like, what would he, like, do? Well, he, I think he made her do a take like 900 times. Like, in a row. I think he had her do that. And then I, I don't know if it's the shining. It might be the shining.

It might be the Exorcist. But somebody put somebody in a harness and then, like, yanked it before they were supposed to, and it, like, fucked up the actress's spine. That would make more sense the Exorc. Wait, also, I've heard the actress movie was like, Kurt, didn't somebody die on set of it? something? Let me check this

I don't I don't know if anybody died you don't want to put out false information dude no yeah you don't want to come on but anyway the point the point of what I was trying to say is that it's crazy when you know how much he fucked with Shelley Duval

but he wouldn't but he took like great care of the kid to make sure that the kid was like comfortable like the kid didn't even know like it was a horror movie until he grew up like he thought they were just shooting some like hotel commercial. And that's because Stanley

Cooper was like nothing fucking actually scary happens around this kid. Like we're not going to fuck this kid up. Dang. So like he was like really mindful of this kid. Meanwhile he's fucking like punching Shelley Duvall in the back of the head. Like show some fucking emotion. Like, so I don't know. What a, what a nuanced character

I feel like. I mean, he did a great job because she looked fucking terrified. I'd be terrified too if I should have to work and somebody was like, hey, I'm going to just kick you in the fucking pussy. Holy shit. Sorry, I didn't even control. Nine people died while the 1973 film was being shot. Nine people died?

Yeah, the production was hit by a freak fire that burned down... Holy shit, the exorcist. The production was hit by a freak fire that burned a film set of Reagan's family home to the ground when a bird flew into the circuit box, but room in which the exorcism

was totally filmed was miraculously untouched. Jesus Christ, that's fucking bizarre. That's wild. Yeah. See, people out there will try and claim that that is some sort of like demonic occurrence. Yeah. Even in all actuality, it's just a bird.

It's a fucking film critic bird. Yeah, this movie's fucking name. It's trash. Yeah, I don't really believe in all that. I don't know. Because it's like, yeah, you don't believe in any. I'm gonna say it's before going to bed. I'm gonna be like, I don't believe in ghosts.

And then tonight I'm gonna be like, please don't kill me ghosts. I get, um. I can relate to that. I can relate to that. Yeah, I'll be like, suck my fucking dick. And then I'll get home to my parents house. And I'll be like, uh, I mean, they live right by a graveyard.

But, uh, that's a serious. I could never buy a house next to a graveyard. I mean, it's by a golf course, which is called blocks from a grave. It's not. Well, what's the difference, America? Yeah, yeah. Play through. But, uh, shit, yeah, no.

Kubrick is fucking crazy. All the holes on this golf course are six feet deep. Yeah, it's creepy. I also have like a friend Barry. I don't know. I get, I get weird about, uh, yeah. I mean, it's just immediately dreaming of it. Yeah, you're being weird about it.

Yeah. It's so weird about right at You fucking pussy Let it out Pussy! I don't know Dude, it's like When you know

Somebody that dies There's that weird feeling Like they're gonna haunt you I don't know You ever feel that The arrogance in that statement Yeah Yeah

You have a whole afterlife And you think they have Nothing better to do Just to fuck with me It feels a little bit like it No not unless you did Something bad to him Without the life

Unless you killed them Yeah I mean No No I didn't Um Well your friends Are gonna come back

To do blow with you and get drunk at the fucking alehouse. Bro, get the machete. I didn't do blow at the house. I don't know. Why am I fucking specifying that? I don't know. Yeah, there's no reason to do that.

We got him. Yeah. He was doing blowout. That was actually the whole setup of me bringing Donald on. We wanted to walk you into that right there. God damn, that was elaborate as fuck. Tony and I together look like, one of us looks very much like a cop. and the other very much does not look like a cop.

Yeah, you don't look like a cop. Tony looks like a cop. I do look like a cop. I look like a cop who spent like five hours in a makeup chair. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, we're going to get this rock band.

Yeah, I look like a bad cop. Or you look like a guy that would break the law but likes cops. A little bit like you're like, yeah, man, they don't fuck with me. I like the thrill of the chase. Yeah, yeah. I do some guys like that was so funny. It was like, this guy was, I saw this guy like lighting a one-hitter and like, this is, I'm pretty sure it was before weed was legal, or, like, decriminalized.

And he's like, man, these black people just got to follow the law. They won't get in trouble while he's, like, smoke weed. I'm like, you're breaking the law right now. It's funny. It was the funniest thing to see it, be like, you just follow the law. I'm like, you're literally breaking the law. You're literally doing that right now. I didn't know your dad smoked.

That was good. That was good. Because it's true, dude, all right? So, Tony, what is your life then? before this podcast is probably nothing before we start talking Tony's like I didn't actually exist Dude I had a very vanilla life

I guess the most interesting thing about me was I was just like the drug dealer Whole time throughout like high school and college Okay yeah it's not very vanilla Yeah imagine Who were you surrounded with that That was vanilla I don't it does like when you say drug dealer

It seems like you think of like the movie Drug Dealer and fucking like That's a great movie drug dealer. I've never seen that. Not the movie. Who's in that? Why is nobody named that a movie? There's a movie called Billie. Drug dealer. This is something. Billy Crystal.

Drug dealer. No, I just sold weed to fucking preppy kids, you know. I got my hands on occasional blow and pills sometimes. Where were you getting these? From friends of like... Chemistry lab? I can't say, bro. He's like, I made my own

fucking ecstasy, bro. I did. I used to have dream. I used to have dreams. I did watch dreams. Fucking lame miss over here I used to like watch Breaking Bad and watch and be like that'd be pretty cool honestly, you know? Like that would be like God.

Nobody thinks that. You're alone on that. I don't know, dude. You're an island of one. This would be pretty cool. I really used to think that was like my out, you know, to just sell a shitload of weed and have a purple kid. Obviously harder drugs. No, I love that people, people fight to get out of the drug game and you saw this

you're out, man. Yeah. Dude, I could kind of relate to that, like, a little bit. Like, I remember, like, I grew up somewhat preppy and those kids just wanted to be drug dealers so bad. It's like, just like you that lifestyle, they're like, man, that would be sick. Well, I started selling weed because my mom smoked so much.

So, yeah. She was a good client to have. I had a kid in my middle school who sold oregano to people. There was kids. I remember, like, our first time buying weed in middle school was like that we got sold, like, complete dirt weed. It wasn't oregano, but I don't even know what the fuck it was at that point. Bayleaf.

Probably something like that, yeah. Grass that they just picked out of their fucking parents yard or some shit. Well, I mean, was it a white, was it a white person? It was a white person. So it wasn't a spice. Mm. Unless it was K-2, you know. Oh, a woman walked by.

Should we cat call her? No. She's, I'm kidding. Not only is it rude, she's already gone. Catcalling is awful, but it's even worse when they are. already passed you. How funny is it to do to just put our heads outside with the microphones still in the podcast? I've never, have you ever cat called a woman in your life? Uh, my, my buddy used to do one where he would, does that even work though? Wait, you're, aren't you a construction

worker? Yeah, what are you doing, Tony? Yeah. That's your whole culture. No, no. That's your whole culture. I did work with those creepy ass guys who would literally fucking like, I fuck women. That's where like I, he would. It's always gross guys. It's very disgusting. Gross old man. Have you ever seen like an attractive man, cat call a woman? No,

because you're always begging her. You know what I mean? Like you're almost like kind of like, like, like full on cat call like from across the street. I don't think I've ever seen like an objectively attractive male

be like, hey, oh, it's always like. It's always a dude in like a New York Yankees cap and fucking a do rag and stuff. It hasn't been fucked in like five years.

Hey, Shaw do you find this fuck? I'm just, trying to holler at you and shit. I feel like that's how you have to talk to women if you're gonna cackle. Yeah, it's a, yeah, I don't think I've ever done it. My friend, I mean, we would yell shit of people

and just drive away, but you would actually be like, that's not cack hauling. Yeah. Well, my buddy, be like, get her to the backseat of a GMC, Jimmy, and then just roll off. Which is, yeah, that's pretty rough, but, you know. My favorite is when I caught one time these guys drove by me, and they're like, you fucking pussy, and they had a bumper sticker that says, Z88.3 safe for the whole years. Which is like the Christian

station. That's wonderful. They're like, we stole this car. You fucking pussy! You guys like Christian music? There used to be a good Christian rap station Orlando. That is...

What the fuck? What did you just say? So Power 95.3 used to be the station. And then I think it got overtaken by a Christian rap station. And it's somewhere in the 90s. I'm not thrown off that like it's a Christian station. I'm thrown off that there's enough Christian rap.

Oh, it's good. What is they rap about though? Have you listened to Donda, dude? It's the same kind of stuff. I had a hard life, but then I prayed. Rappers do kind of rap about God all the time honestly, like, yeah. Yeah. No, exactly. And it was... My name's Jack.

I'm on this mic attack. Jesus' dad took three days to come back. Yeah. That's pretty good. Well, that's funny. I have some family that's like pretty Christian. And then randomly they just started cheering Kanye Westpost. Which is just so funny because I was like, it's just funny.

I was like, you guys were never Kanye fans until. Until the emergence. Speaking of Kanye that you, Michael was. I almost went today. I know, I know.

He had a secret concert in Miami. Bro, he dropped like two days ago. I guess I found out today while I was going for a run at like noon. It's like Kanye's doing Donda Part 2 in Miami. And I was like, all right, I hit up like 30 people probably

I'm like I'm driving down to Miami tonight Because I thought he was gonna perform it But then I realized it's just a music record It's just like hit It's gonna be one of those where it's just the album release So he's just gonna play the song and dance And throw a blanket over his head And run around to do some weird art shit

I miss you Kim Dude yeah that man is I look at that I'm like you know We ain't we ain't doing that bad you know That shit is crazy I'm like Jesus Christ I feel like shit too Because like back in the day

I used to push Kanye Yeah, he used to be like, dude. He was the man. He was the man. I still think he's talented. I like Donda. I mean, he's definitely talented. I've never even listened to Donda, honestly.

I can't lie to you. I'm never going to. I like, I appreciate your honesty. My version, I like talking about him on Joe Rogan, because it's like he, I may have done this on the podcast before, but it's so funny because, like, Joe Rogan could have left, and four hours later, Kanye would have still been talking. Like, Joe Rogan didn't say a fucking word on that podcast. And he still would have been talking to Joe.

Yeah, he would have been like, that's why I'm going to make a village that's a run water but powered by God. You're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Do nothing, like, you don't need electricity if you got enough hamsters running in the same direction. There's like nothing far from, I'm like, I don't know what the fuck

this dude's talking about. The people that that are about Jerogin are crazy is like him what's his name? Robert Downey Jr. Talked fucking nonsense. I had no idea what that guy was talking about. He's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, a little acting's an illusion and you got to like you know that like crazy? You're like, what the fuck are you talking about? I didn't watch

set up. Oh my God, dude. It was the worst thing I've ever heard. Robert Downey Jr. was just like constantly just like talking about. He's like, you know, I really, I lose myself in a role but you know, we're all humans and all of our spirits and you're like, shut them. What a pretentious cut. Yeah. Yeah. So

yeah, that's my opinion on Joe Robbins. Yeah, no, let's shit on the multimillionaire as we're in a fucking car. A-Cless car shooting a podcast with 30 listeners. Yo, we're pushing the boundaries for artistic reform right now, dude. Are you kidding me? You don't need success if you've got art Bro, it's the drive, dude

You know, we're fucking, this is what motivates us My mind than get paid any day Yeah, I'd probably be the quickest sellout too Yeah, I could be Joe Rogan if I wanted to Money ain't paper in shackles Yeah, I was actually asked to be on the Joe Rogan experience And I, you know, I denied Turned him down?

Yeah, I turned him down, dude Just artistic integrity Yeah, dude, I didn't want to sell out, bro I'm not gonna sell out, man I said, fucking, I'm gonna do the Michael good The morning good I want to say the N-word to get on, and you're like, Jokes on you, baby.

See, a lot of people are making... Does it roll over? A lot of these... I wanted to make this. A lot of people are making these videos for apologizing, say, the N-word of the past. I want to make one where I apologize for saying it in the future.

Just sound like I built a time machine. Hey, guys, I'm going to be real with you. Somebody's going to fuck up my order. It's something else. Listen, I want to apologize from the bottom of my heart. I don't apologize to it in advance. I know a lot more now than I will then in the future. And it's just, but I wanted to make, like, a whole timeline.

I was, I like just describing sketches that I don't have the effort to actually make. Yes, no, I get it. Just having, like, a fucking timeline. I'm like, so I tried not saying the N-word end. It's, like, shows like World War III, like, Holocaust Part 2. And then, like, just fucking Malik in the middle reboot or something. And they just be like, as you can see, I just have to say it. So, oh, Jesus, fuck.

Yeah. I was thinking what they should do with the N-word is. Oh, really? Yes. A white guys take on it? White guys take on it. Finally, a fresh perspective. Everybody's wondering it.

They're like, what is Michael good of the more? Yeah, they want to know. But what they should do is they should change the word to something that white people can't pronounce very well. So the N-word should just be like an Indian guy's last name or something like that. Just something we would never even put the effort into trying to spell.

So, yeah. But then Indian guys can say the N-word. So, okay, so you... Because they could pass for black. I thought God who's black on. I live like an RB singer. Do you want to go back in time and fix it? No, no.

Because if we could just erase the N-word, it would be gone. Yeah. Yeah, but something else who comes into place. That's probably, we don't have enough words. Oh, so you want like a campaign. You're like, let's make, let's make the N-word ineligible. I guess. I don't know what the answer is.

I don't know. I don't know what you want to. I don't know what you want to not say it or not. No, obviously, I know. It's too cool of a word to not stay around. I think, I don't know. For black people to say it, obviously. Maybe she just, like, change the meaning of it.

to mean like muffin or something yeah well there's no there's no I had an idea I had an idea to change the F word to what to to mean like a like a mass shooter fuck or faggot the second one

oh okay okay you're not gonna catch me on the podcast Michael fool me once that's fair it is confusing there are two F words I already got my podcast pulled for it I'm not yeah most people who shoot up schools are kind of that's what I'm saying

Like, you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't, like, if it came over the news, you're like, oh, a local... Yeah, but I also think most kids who shoot up a school... Yeah, but I also think... No, I'm not... No, I'm not... No. Yeah, but most kids who shoot up a school probably got called faggot a lot growing up.

Right, so they don't want to continue to be called that. Interesting. Like, who's a faggit now? It's like, still you. Yeah. You lose. Well, that's the hard part is... We don't have enough words, because, like, I was thinking about the...

We don't. That's a problem. What the word? Read more, Michael. No, no, okay, because think about this way. Everybody says, don't call stuff gay, because that's offensive gay people. I'm like, what should I call it? Lame just means disabled.

Like, that was used, you know what I mean? It's like, every word has, like, a root in, like, a... Yeah, that whole argument's gay, honestly. Chode, though. I like, Chode, because that doesn't offend anybody. Shode is such a good word. Because, like, don't be a fucking chode. Chode is criminally underused.

Exactly, yeah. But, but to be... But then, there's going to be a chode community that rises up of... They're going to be like, we don't like this word, okay? It's not bad to have a fat penis The rising of the choked I'm not worried about a bunch of tiny dicks rising up They're wide though

They're strong and thickness If a tiny dick rises up It's still only like what two inches I'm not worried I don't ever use it to describe a penis It's usually just like the The builtness of a person Or like a car as a chode

Or is it to describe the builtness I don't know what Sorry that was autistic of me yeah Describe the What's the word I'm looking for? No, no, no, I know what you're trying to say. What's the word I'm looking for here? I've never heard anybody be like, oh, that man has a very chodeish build.

Yeah. Like wrestling, they're like, yeah, we have the chode leagues coming up. Yeah, he's a chode. I guess it's really just fat and short people, you know? But my, I think of it more the same way you'd call your friend a pussy or other things, you would say, you fucking chode. Like, it's kind of like a good, like, it's a good thing to call it, like, it's a good thing to call it. Like, it just kind of jokingly and like, in a love, you know what I mean? Like, in a...

I don't know why. but any time I hear chode, I picture a frog saying it. Chirot, Chil like a sound of frog. Chor. Frog. Yeah, it's very fun.

Bud. Why? Chote. This has been a very chotastic pod. Yeah, I think we're about to, we're at 52 minutes. Jesus Christ.

Do you guys have anything you want to promote? How are we not sweating more? I've got a little dred here and there, actually. I was like, am I in other shit? Dog, it's the east of keeping us cool, there's a family.

It's Tony's breath. I'm telling you, bro. It's the mid, bro. Thank God. Thank God Tony was vaping in here. We would have boiled to death. We would have been fucked. How much you bet there's a family right now that just sees us?

They wouldn't parked out front of it. Because we're just parked. I don't know. If they were in front of somebody's house, they probably just think we're going to rob them. We've been out here for like an hour just planning. Your lights are on. We're not very effective robbing.

No, not at all. No, dude. We need to go on the back door. I think we need to go out the balcony, man. I don't know. You know what? Fuck the whole thing. Fuck you.

I don't care. You know what? Can't get on the same page? I'm not even doing this. How are we going to agree on a split? There's three of us. That's 33%. What happens to the other 1%?

Just walking out of the car with the ski mascot. I'm done. I'm done. Fuck you guys. This plant fucking sucks, dude. This plant sucks. Not even a wealthy house. Although that is a nice little bungal though they got there.

It's not bad. It's fine. That would be sick for Airbnb. That's a dope-ass spot, yeah. I don't like that their windows look like doors. Yeah, it's kind of weird. It's pissed me off. I don't know why.

I don't know why I'm so aggressive toward that. Oh, I'm just saying. Yeah, there was something that anger me. It's like, be a window or a door. I don't know. Does this anger, do you guys ever get mad when you see people like just being happy in public? Does that ever? I don't know why.

Tony? I just automatically just like some shit to figure out, man. But yes, I kind of do feel the same way. And it's good. Dude, really. I'm like, what are you so fucking happy about? I hate that shit so much. What are you so happy about?

Just like the happiness of like Chick-fil-A employees and just like. That pisses me. me off. Because I'm like, I know you're not having fun. I know. Don't fucking, pretend. Quit that Susie Sunshine act with me. You said you wanted a spicy chicken sandwich? Is that what you said you wanted? Hi. It's just like,

oh. Like in the boiling some with a tablet? Yeah, there's no way that's He said you wanted 18 chick-fil-a-sauce. Let me get those for you. Each individual and typed dead. It's like, all right, Braxton. Chill the fuck out. Can I get your name? I just love to heart and fart in your car. Oh, it's Charleston, Kimberly. Voshanowitz? Okay, yeah. Hold on. Let me type that.

Yeah, I know there's 14 cars beside you. I know. Can you ask them what they want, please? All is good in the grace of God. Yeah, they just have that... Tune into 80.80.7, the rap, Christian. Z88.8.3. By the way, I'm going to end it around here. Do you guys have something you want to promote?

Tony, do you have anything? No, just the Instagram. Tony Wellon 7-10. That's it. You can follow me on Instagram and TikTok. Donald Evans is your friend. All one word.

Please follow me on TikTok. I'm trying very hard to get to 10,000. Followers. Because I want to unlock certain creator features that they won't let me have because... They took a video off of me because, to be fair, I was like banging a blow up doll.

I put it on Instagram. Okay. That would be pretty well on Pornhub, though. Yeah. Well, it was funny because, they said for adult nudity. I'm like, all right, well, if this was child nudity, would it be okay? It's a weird way to phrase things. Like, this had adult nudity.

Were you naked? No, the blow uptall was, though. Oh, I'm wearing a suit. I don't know. You should have contested that. I do remember that. It was that video of you puking in the trash can after? No, I was different. Oh, okay. I posted some eyebrow cut. What the fuck are you getting up to? I post some highbrow content. It's real exclusive stuff. I was thinking. I was like, this is some

quality content I'm here. Very smart humor. You got a... What you're not picking up on is the socioeconomic commentary. that he's really placing. The blow-up doll is the middle of cats. Donald.

I thought that was Michael. I got to kill him. Yeah, let's in this podcast before we're stuck in a car with a fucking fart. He just threw a Dutch oven in here, dog.