Morning Good - This Time It'll Be Different - Episode 319

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

Jess Levin and Levi White join the show for today's episode. They talk about giant women, Michael's complicated relationship with Adderall, and classified MUFON Handbook documents.Thanks to Jess and Levi for coming back on the show. Check them both out on previous episodes and hit their links down below for more.Jess is on Instagram @jlevcomedy and has a great special on YouTube called "Party Body." Levi is on Instagram as well @levithewhite. They both co-host the podcast "You Pick The Movie" which is returning soon so follow to stay tuned with that. As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning, good, good. Oh, I love it.

Hey, welcome to the earth. Thanks. Welcome to morning. Okay, so this is my thing. We're talking about hot comedians. Hot, yeah. When it comes to hot comedians and hot celebrities, I hate when people, when you're like, when I say somebody who's hot, I go, well, they're not that hot.

I don't mean I wouldn't have sex with them. Like, you know what I mean? Hold on. You would have sex with an insect. Correct. But you're nice about that. You're an open, you're not closed-minded. No, no. I had sex with a 6-foot-9 woman a couple weeks ago.

Is she uncomfortable? No, we had sex, but then she picked me up and put me in her lap at one point. I'm sure it to be off. So she knew what was up. Yeah, she was like, she's like, I loved it. It was great. Did you? I feel like you're like...

You know what I want... You're a little baby. Yeah, exactly. You're going to wear a diaper. How far are we going to go with this? I mean, who knows? Well, I think this thing is this. I think there's a part of me that, okay, I want to be like in a role play molested, but not the vulnerable one.

This is how I want to be. I want to be the one that the teacher's like, you're so cool for your grade. I'm like, thank you. Like, I'm not like, oh, what's going on? You're not molested by your like aunt. You're like, by your teacher? Something like that, but she's like... But you're like, but you're molested because what?

You're 17? Like, why is it? It's like a thing. There's no specific age. You're such a hot young boy. I feel like it's not a man. That might have happened to you and you've just blocked it out and now you want to try to get sexually.

That would be that Freudian thing. Yeah, it's totally possible. But it's not like I want to be like, what's going on? I want there and be like, wow, you really, you read it like a fucking 29 year old level. Like they're like, you're so advanced for your age. Oh, really? Like, I'm so cool for being. You don't even get fucked.

You're just like, you're so smart. You're loved. Look at you. You're strict. Straight A's. Yeah. I'm not stupid. That is a, oh my God.

No, you're not. She's jerking you off. Did I lose my, I mean, I'm going to have a crisis if I lost my. Did you see any villos over there? A little pack of nicotine stuff? Is that it? Right there? You know what?

That is it right there. But I think those are the ones that, this is. Oh, my God. I don't know. What's on this blanket? Come. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, plus other things.

You got a fucking, seriously. You guys, like, what is this? It's a broken headphones. Like, what is this? What is... It's a bachelor pen. Just take the peppermint. No, no, that one's empty.

So, the whole point is I want to be molested. But anyways... All right. Well, that's too late. Sorry. I know, but that's why I got a six-foot-nine woman. Oh, I see what you're saying. Well, unless you get, like, you know, you have someone drug you.

This is a whole... It's not that big of a fantasy. I'm just saying I like being... So there's something I like about... Because I'll drug you and get you a 6'10 woman. They're hard to find, too. How did you find this one? Magic there a while ago, and then I liked one of her videos.

And then she... On Instagram? Yeah, and then she DM me. I was like, oh, shit, we never hung out. Wait, so what were talking here? When she walks in, is it like Jason Choi? I mean, he's probably not... I mean, 6'9 is 6'9.

It's very tall. What is 6'9? Is that, like, I'm trying to visualize what a 6'5 would look like. Are we talking like... I mean, give me the height of that thing? Yeah, I'd say it. Yeah, probably. And she's wearing, like, boots.

So, like... She was wearing boots? She's seven feet tall. That's how... Where is she from? Probably. Probably. You're unbelievable.

Eastern Bloc. Yeah. I mean, seriously. Like, what is she? Croatian, Serbian? Got to be. I should get some information on that. I did get permission to talk about her on the podcast.

I did ask her. I was like, hey, you buy it? And she's like... What is a transsex? No, no, no. Transgendered human? No, no, no. A transgendered human.

That'd be so... funny, like, as a transgendered... The transgendered human. You guys are technically human, right? It sounds so much more offensive. I know it does. Transgender alien. I mean, that is, like, God bless her.

Like, was she confident? Oh, yeah. It was really fascinating. I feel like, I'll fuck you up, dude. Well, dude, no, no, no. As chicks, that's rough. At 6 foot 9? I'm saying that she's like, she's not worried about getting her ass kick. No, no, about getting her ass kick, but, like, finding a dude, that's rough. There's plenty of weirdos.

Yeah, but he's got to be. He's sexual. Like, you know what I mean? I'm talking like, you know. Like an actual romance thing. Like, that's rough. Yeah. I mean, my size, it's already hard enough.

I can't imagine if it's like, I wouldn't wish for that. I mean, that's basketball players only. But that's all insecure men. Like, I think it's such a thing too where it's like, I think it's like, this is the thing she's playing the difference for like a kink and a fetish because she's like obviously like I'm attracted the fact she's tall. But I'm not a guy who's like, oh my gosh, I only like all women.

I just appreciate different aspects of different people. So it's like a thing where it's like, I was like, oh, it's hot that you're tall, but that's not the only reason. So this was like a first, like, we're, dinner thing, or she just came over and you guys banged? No, we grabbed drinks. We hung out by the park. We had a great time.

We hung out for probably like four hours. And then? Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. So this still kind of a, you know, she just wanted to check you out so you're not like a lunatic. And do you do this all here? No. How does she fit?

Look how high these ceilings are. No, I mean, in your room, though, you got a box in your room. And I'm sure your bed is just disgusting. I know, like the Kool-Aid guy. Okay. All right. What was that thing? What's the Kool-Aid guy?

I forgot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She kicked down the wall and then came in. Well, that would be really what it is. Yeah, but, no, she did explain. She's like, it is weird when you walk in a place. Everybody just stares you.

There's lots of aspects of that that was fascinating. Like, I learned so much about what it's like to be a tall person, but it's not me. But I like that, I don't know. It's like, I like that aspect that I'm not super tall because I feel like it, I don't know. I feel like there's something about me. I'm like, oh,

I'm charming enough that I don't have to rely on my height. Oh, yeah, 100%. Like, Tilelli walks with his dick out. Yes. He's got the full, like,

I mean, he's just, he's the man. He's the man. Yeah, yeah. No, totally.

I, well, they usually call it a no, no polionic complex, but you don't have a complex, but it's just, it's also like gives you, I mean,

we were talking about hot comics. It gives you some form of, sorry, I smoked weed and I did a lot of drinking this past week. I got to turn off. Oh, the amount of times I've said, I'm going to clean my act up and just nothing's happened.

Dude, I got to tell you, this month alone has just been, it's summer kicked in and I was like, it is. I feel like I'm in high school. It's like college. We've been like, it seriously felt like that between the next and like the whole thing. It's just been bananas in this town, dude. Well, that makes me feel great because I was in Florida and I was like, I'm fucking off too much, even though I was doing shows and stuff.

Yeah. I was like, oh, everybody in New York is also getting blast. That makes me feel a lot better about the crazy shit I did down there. So that's, uh, dude, what did you, Hey, hold on, what did you do? Oh, it was just, I pulled multiple all nighters, not like in a row, but it was like, Okay, you did more, I mean, well, I'm good, well, how old are you again? I'm 29.

Okay. All right. You're right in the line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's starting to start. What is this?

Yeah. What is up dog? You look great. Look at your arms, dude. Oh, yeah. Hot comic. Hot comic. There's a hot comic right there.

I can see the veins, too. Oh, yeah. The vein is, that's really what makes it. It curves it. Yeah. Like, you see the vein on that? Like, curves it. Love a vainy dick, love a vainy arm.

Oh, but what I was saying is, like, I hate when people are like, when you're like, oh, this person's so hot. And then you're like, I don't think she's that. When I, when I say- Adversity, that's the fucking word I was looking for before. Adversity. You feel like being a little short. There's a little, you got a little adverse. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, yeah.

Right? But it's like, I have no. Like, I mean, you got a good, look at the, look at your fucking jawline, bro. This is true. It was hidden for a while. And your hair and your eyebrow. are like very, they're perfect. Man, is it my birthday right now?

No, I'm just saying. I've always told you. You are a hot, a kid. Thank you, thank you. But, but not, don't go say hot. Well, you're not a fucking douchebag hot. You're not L.A. hot. Yeah, you're not L.A. hot.

No, no, and I don't want to be. I don't want it. That's too much work. Yeah, no. That's too much work. Yeah, that's just, that's too, that's too much work. And, oh, no. And I just feel like they're not really having fun.

They're really not having fun. I don't know. There's no possible way. a pussy in front of them. Just tons of money. No, I'm talking about the chicks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's good for you guys,

but I can't imagine being a chick and having fun. Oh, that would suck. Yeah. But, like, the thing I hate what I was trying to get at is like, okay, when like a certain celebrity, everybody's like is really hot. And when I say she's not my type, that doesn't mean I wouldn't slice my grandma's throat the fucker. What I'm saying...

That's a little far-fetched, though. You're saying she's not hot, but you're going to still slice your grandmother. Like, that's pretty... You must hate your grandmother. That's what it is. I just don't like my grandma. Oh, okay. Then we get that.

But when you say, you gotta, like, you can't be like, she's hot, and then it's like, you slit fucking Mae Mae Mae's throat. No, no.

I just mean, like, Jesus. In the perspective of celebrities. You're gonna slit her throat. A bit of your fucking Sidney's Sweeney. Would you fuck Sidney's Sweeney? Oh, I think she's amazingly hot. Yes.

Yeah, so give me the scale here. She's, like, Sydney's hot, hot, right? Yeah, but I think, what I'm saying is like,

everybody has different taste. Like, I don't find Ariana Grande that hot. Now what I'm... No, she's skeleton, Look at her fucking, she needs to eat it. It just looks like when you eat a sandwich, you could follow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's gross. You just see like a sub-dike-c-c-c-cuh-go-go-cuh. Just goldfish swimming down her stomach. Yeah, exactly. And her stomach's like, it's happy. It's like one of those fucking insects from the mummy where he gets it like in it, it goes up his skin. It just goes down. I didn't see the mummy.

No, but I mean, like, I'm not saying I would. When you say somebody's attracted, like, with an actress, you're not saying she's ugly. What you're saying is, like, in comparison. to other people, this is not the one that I find that hot. Like, I'm sure there's like men, like, okay, so for example, somebody like Matt Rife, he's good looking. Yeah, but I'm not attracted to him.

Right. But what, you're not saying, he's an ugly guy. You're just saying, no, not your type. I'm attracted to, and he's hot. Jeff Dye. He's not, oh, I'm a dude. Yeah, no, exactly. But it's just funny when you say, like, oh, I don't really.

People are like. I understand what you're saying. That makes sense now. I get that. Yeah, there's this whole perspective where they're like, oh, so you think you fuck somebody hard than harder. I'm like, that's not what I'm saying. So, wait, who would you then?

Like, give me an example. Like, what's your, like, uh, spectrum? I mean, I'm very classical. Like, I would say, like, Natalie Portman. No, no, no, I don't think she's that hot. Oh, no. A lot of guys like Natalie Portman, I thought.

No, they do. I don't think there's like a, I don't know about that. Hmm. No, probably not. No. But I don't think, when I say that, I'm not saying, like, I would not date Natalie Portman.

What I'm saying is like. I know. I'm just telling you, give me a thing. Like I said. So like Megan Fox, Katie Perry. You'd fuck them. In a heartbeat, yeah. Megan Fox.

Katie Perry. Really, dude. That's gross. Oh, yeah. I would say, I like, you know what I really like, porny looking women? Oh, you're like, what's, you want a slut?

Yeah, you like, you want a porn hub chick. Yes. Not like, what's it called? Bonnie Blue? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

After the thousand dudes? Oh, I don't give them. That's cool. I think she did an achievement. I'm glad you exist. She's an athlete. to do. She's an athlete. That's how I see it. I tell you what, she should be more on ESPN than

fucking wrestling should. We're down here at Bonnie Blue. She's getting trained right now. She's on number 89. How's it going, Bonnie? Yeah. Going for the record, Bob. I'm getting a little sweaty and dry, but we're working it out. Like NASCAR, they got to come in with Lou.

They're like, they should do that. That was four seconds. We got to get back there. Get back there. He's getting stopped. He's getting stopped. Finger in the butt now. A crew rolls up.

All right. He's hard. Codred. Yeah. You know what? I think her personality, I also, no, I'll fucking say that. That cum dumpster has a beautiful personality.

I don't know. I've never seen it. I've only saw her in that interview thing when they did that man movie. Man doc. Manosphere doc. Oh. Yeah.

Which was great. She got pissed off at a dude. I think she, I don't, it's like this is what's going on when. So back of my day when I was a kid in the 90s, I was obsessed with models. Like I never wanted to be one, but I'm like, wow, they're so cool. Because I had the Cindy Crawford Pepsi's. They were rock stars. They were rock stars.

And also for females, they were like, they had their own makeup shit. They got their own endorsements. They're kind of the first, you know, what do you call that? She, like her boss shit. You know what I mean? All that bullshit. Robos. Yeah.

They had all, like, you know, clothing and sponsorship. They got, you know what I mean? And they ran their shit. That was like, you know, makeup, all that stuff. Yeah. So I always found it, like, kind of like, oh, those bitches are, like, making money. It's like, you know, now it's like you have to ante up. So now it's the porn industry that's full on.

That's your new. Yeah. But I also think there's a thing where... Being in. We're porn stars, I think they're built for the male gays versus models are built for, like, kind of more female gays and male and gay men. No, no, no, no. 100% supermodels like a lot of men are not attracted to super models.

Don't give a shit about a supermodel. Yeah, but you see a porn star and you're like... Well, I guess you're right. Because, you know, when you're looking at a model, like I like fashion. So when you're looking at a model, you're looking at... There's selling shit for women. Right. Well, not only that, it's like...

It's art kind of like... Yeah. Like when they've got a model, it's like they look a little weird and you're like, ugh, but they're like, she's so amazing. It's like big ears and shit. Yeah. For women's... For white hair. Yeah, you know what I mean. So that makes sense.

And then what porn stars... what we're looking at like Bonnie Blue so Bonnie Blue How she's different like I think Riley reads The hottest porn star Which one's the Ryley reads? She's the Brunette? Yes Yeah she looks a little more natural

She's a yeah burnette short Big dudes Big dudes She definitely takes some big dudes She takes some massive dudes She has like greener blue eyes Kind of small boobs But it's like like I'm like yeah

I don't know there's something about also like I heard Bonnie Blue in an interview talking one time And she's like, you know what I did? There was a guy there. There was making fun of another guy's Willie. And I said, you get out of here. This is for people to feel good about himself and have fun. And I was like, oh, that's really sweet of her.

That's nice. Yeah, the accent, the British accent. Oh, that's why you like her. Yeah, that's really, she seems like a nice soul. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've said this before. Whenever I see a woman who just sucked a bunch of dicks, I'm like, that's a giving person. And I know she's getting paid money for it, but there's a part of me, there's a part of my brand.

I can't turn off that. I go, well, that's a nice thing to do for somebody else. And I just see that. I don't know. I think I have something of that nature. I don't know what it is. I have to like think about it, but I see what you're saying. Yeah.

It's like, what a giver. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what a giver. But I mean, she is getting paid. So it's kind of like, did you see obsession yet? No. No, I know.

You, God forbid, if you took a night off. No, I had to go see disclosure. I had to go see disclosure. Oh, dude. That's awful. Not when you're storing ketamine at Universal Studios. It's amazing. Oh, I had to go back.

you're a huge alien guy. Oh, yeah. I was just on the Incredible Hulk like, what? It was one of the best days ever. All right. So, yeah, I forgot. Because you went to, wait, where do you,

you live in Orlando? Where are you? Yeah, I was in Orlando. And a new club is, where are you from? I'm from Winter Park, which is a separate of Orlando. Oh, okay, cool.

So yeah, yeah, Florida's fucking nuts. You guys are just out of your trash. Oh, I'm just right around. My dad's self-driving Tesla, not even driving the car. I was like, this is, the problem is my brain. It's Tesla. My dad is Tesla.

Jesus. Jesus, Christ. Yeah. I love it. It's such a good car. I hate that. I hate that fucking car. I hate that fucking car.

Is it the truck? It's the why. What's the fucking why? It looks just like a regular car. It's not the cyber truck. Oh, God. That one's the Asians all drive. Yes.

I saw a guy. That's good for them, though. They need a self-driving car. They do need a self-driving car. I'm with that, too. Jesus Christ. I tell you what. If I see...

So I drove one one time and it was... The charging's annoying. But having your car be able to drive itself when you have to, like, drive to like... Yeah, this is the asshole Telzla that I was driving. It says big drip on his car. Well, he looks like

a fucking little bitch. Like, it looks like you think big drip with two G's. You're such a tool. Like, if you're right, like, if you even did anything cool, you wouldn't want to be able to spell out your license plate so easily. Of course. Yeah, yeah, that's really lame. You want to make it complicated. He has big

drip. Like, who, if I saw that, what chick, there's a chick on the car too. Shame on her for fucking him. Yeah, that should be more of a shame. Not a shame for fucking morally wrong men, but for fucking lame dudes. Not like that way. I know, I am for that. I'm a proponent.

Stop fucking. Stop fucking. Stop fucking. It's like, are they equally lame, these ladies? Are they, that's the question. Are they equally lame? Or do they have no self-confidence? I think some people have a sort of retard brain where there's a thing that happens where you don't know. It's really funny when people don't know

what isn't actually cool in some ways. Well, I can't want to talk. Like, I like dudes that were totally tools. So I can't be. Really? It's so fascinating to me because I'm like... Yeah, because I was also kind of fucked up. So when you're fucked up, you can't see through the forest, you know what I mean?

So you're going to like a... You might like a bitch or a dude that's, you know, not... Yeah, I just think maybe it was where I grew up that, like, douchebaggery was so made fun of. Really? Because I would think you're surrounded by it. No, no, no. So it was like... Dude, I said limp biscuit sucks because there's the anniversary of that stupid fucking song.

and so many nerds, anthrax 4,5, 8, 2. Like, I don't even know why the metalheads got mad because that's not metal. Yeah, it's new metal. Which, whatever, I don't, that is not a, that is not a genre. Same with fucking pop punk.

I hate both those shits. Oh, I love pop-pah. Both genres. You just don't like them. It's not punk. It's like break a window and, you know, like three chords and fucking, it's pop punk.

That's so lame, dude. It shouldn't be, it should, Punk should not even be involved in the fucking. Yeah, but it's sweet Orange County assholes. I'm gonna argue against this because I think hate them, man. People argue because the topic and the energy is different, but structurally the music is

it seems like it's similar to speed. It's just higher produced. I'll give credit to the bass player. That guy can play with the one with the fucking contacts. Oh. For Nguyen. One biscuit? Yeah. Oh, all of them are good musicians.

I mean, Fred Durs isn't, you know. Travis Barker's pretty good, right? for Blink 180. Great drummer. Yeah. But Mark Nolfler is a tool, right? But I, so this is my thing. I like Puckner.

Mark Nolfler, wait a man, that's the guitarist. Yeah, God bless. Sorry, I love Mark Nuffler. That's ridiculous. Sorry. Mark Hoppers. Yeah, and he's a killer guitarist. My thing is, I like punk.

The thing I don't like is the, a lot of the reason people like punk. I don't, I think I talk to you about this. The low production is, it's hard to hear sometimes. So it's like... That's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be kind of like into your ear

because it's like, you know, all you're doing is like, like, what's Iggy Pop? I think they called him post-phone. No, he was... I mean,

the Stoge's was just like classic rock, whatever. Yeah. But like versus, I was talking about how I love... Sex pistols and shit like that. Do you ever listen to that? Of course.

And I love, like, my thing is I love Glenn Danzig's voice, but it annoys me because I almost wish I could take misfit songs and hire just his voice a little over.

because I think you have such a good voice, but it's just drowned out by the sound of the music. And I'm like, I like the music. I don't mind the low production value necessarily. I just, one issue I have with a lot of old songs is not hearing the vocalist because it's kind of like you're not. It's raw.

Right. But I'm saying I think I might go on my, dude, one time I did so much Adderall like a month ago, and I started making music that it was horrible. But I was listening to songs I liked and trying to change things about it. It was the fucking worst thing in the point of it.

You know what though? wonder. So is Adderall, like you're doing it? You can actually perceive that this is shit. Because cocaine, you're like, this is the fucking greatest thing. No, you really can't. And it's really bad for comedy, and I'm really trying to stop because it's very hard because you stop taking Adderall and you realize that you have the brain of a first grader and you've just been on amphetamines for multiple decades. Yeah, right. And then you're scared of that. And you're like, well, fuck it, I might as well go back to it. Is that why? Yeah, well, I think this, look, I think it's better that my life falls apart and I get better at comedy than, because the problem is

stupid thinking. That is stupid thinking. You're just stupid thinking. You can't, no, that's not how it works. I'm not, no, but you have to understand. Adderall changes my personality. What does it change to? A robotic version of me that's less funny. Well, that means you're supposed to be using it as a prescription, not as a drug use, dumb fuck.

Yeah, but I'm saying, you know, I take it as a prescription. The problem is I take it in the morning. Yeah? And helps me get a lot of work I need to get done because I'm very incompetent in a lot of things, because for so long I've been on this amphetamine. Right. So the problem is, when I get on stage at night,

I am not my true self. I am a robotic version of myself and I'm not able to be as comfortable and who I truly am. I think you're just addicted to it. No, not at all. I've been taking it for 15 years. I take it twice a week.

Yeah, so wait a bit. This is what I'm getting confused by. If you say it, but what you're prescribed by, that's great. But you just told me you did so much adderol that you were up all night. That means you overused it, right? No, it just means I took it late.

I'm taking such a low dose of adderol. All right, then what's the problem? The problem is... You want to get off of it completely? You don't take it in the morning. You're going to be up all night. a low dose strips my personality

from who I truly am. So it helps me with certain work I need to get done. Let's say it's a day job, editing clips. Yeah, analytical and shit like that. Yes, but it's so bad for my stand-up

and I think it's held me back dramatically in my stand-up. Why do you think it holds you back? Because it turns you into a... For one, when I'm writing, because I'll be like, let me take Adderall and write, it's a robot brain

that's not really... It's accessing a more serious part of my brain silly part of my brain. It's like the logic. The A and B brain, right? Yeah. The A's left side, right side kind of shit. Yeah. My life's not going to fall apart, but I'm saying like I think I would benefit from, I'm not doing this now, but if I went back to Florida for a month, didn't do anything

and just did stand up at night. Would you go back to Florida and not do anything for a month? Yeah, that's... You just got back there and you went to Orlando and you did spend, you know what I mean? Yeah, but what I'm saying is like, there's... Would this time be different? There's just an aspect of like, I relied on this thing. so much for so long that I also need to have my brain adjust and not being on it that I can't

like I'm not going to be able to work a tough job or anything. Like it would almost be more beneficial for me to spend a month at some point in my life. They call that rehab. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what they call it. That's exactly what they call it. I think you should... You're fucking addicts. Yeah, you fucking heroin crackheads. Yeah, what's with your arm?

Oh, I was selling plasma. Yeah. Jesus Christ, Michael. Michael, I love you. But we got to get their shit together, bro. Is that one of your three day jobs? That's the case, and I got to take Adderall. It's either one or the other. Either I, either.

That's not how it works, bro. It is. I've done this for fucking decades. Well, well, you've done it to decades. Is it working? Oh, yeah, I wouldn't have gone to college without it. I've written lots of scripts. I've edited lots of stuff.

I've done a lot of things because of Adderall. Then why can't you do it? And I don't understand why it affects your stand-up comedy. Because I'm just, I'm just. I think this is a mental thing and you should go to therapy. I go to therapy all the time. Do you? You a therapist?

Yeah, go to therapists every week. And what is they telling you? They're kind of like, I mean, if you've got to get a lot of shit done, take the Adderall, but like, you know, it's just one of those things that it's like, it's, it's, I could, I am just being real with myself. It is stripping my personality in a lot of ways, and it's not letting me access the creative parts of my brain. Have you told yours, how do you get that from a doctor or a psychiatrist?

Yeah, you don't tell the truth you're a psychiatrist. You just say, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, give me the pills. That's how a psychiatrist works. No, not at all. You see, Schmuck, you're not helping yourself either. You got to be honest with them. Yeah, but what they're going to do is they're going to put me on some other. No, you don't know.

Like, yeah, but you got to go through the process. I had to go through my process to get my depression meds. Right, but the thing is this, I've taken every kind of amphetamine. They all kind of work the same way. The thing is, I'm not saying, when I see my life fall apart, I mean like I will be less productive for a month. But I think comedically, I will grow a lot faster than. How do you, how do you deal with this? What do you do with your fucking person?

It's not my problem. I know my brain's so well. I've been going to therapy forever. And I've done it. My own problem. I just think this sounds like you got to do some work on yourself. The personality thing, I understand. Because you were, you said you were like had too much at oral or had Adderall late at

Alan Fitzgerald's show. Yeah. And it was like a fucking robot. It was like an insane situation happening of fucking denim dressed up like a woman. What? And Alan being weird. and you're just like, yeah. I was like, do you not see the absurdity in this?

Wait, were you guys? So you're flying solo on that one? Yeah. Oh, that's a bummer, bro. You didn't ever text us during that whole process. Oh, what is this? No reason for, why was denim dressed as a woman?

What was that about? They were supposed to do, like, some sort of a sketch? They're doing some sort of weird thing. I liked the bit I was supposed to do, but then we were missing a laptop. It was a whole thing. Yeah. But three buffoons that were like, I thought you were bringing it. I thought you were bringing it.

Few people dropped out. What fucking, comics, dude? Unbelievable, dude. It's amazing, man. Yeah, I noticed that you were very, very flat. Yeah, it's not, and I know who I am naturally,

and I'm very silly, and it takes the silliness out of me. So I'm like, I need to really learn how to function without it. Well, can't you just take it during the day and then not take it at night? Yeah, no, for the most part. And I do take it really early, but I think I'm so sensitive to it because, like, this is how my life was. I was put on, I was taking about 50 milligrams of Adderall a day when I was a child. Now, dude, you got, all these kids got over prescribed shit, dude.

It's amazing. Your parents were just like, yeah, whatever. My mom secretly gave it to me. My dad did not know I was on it. Ooh, dude, that's fucked up. Yeah, but she was trying her best. But I do think it created my OCD, which was really funny because I was raised, like, religious and on Adderall.

And that's a good path. And then I'm just jerking off my room, like, why does God hate me for masturbating? That's so funny. It was like a good plan. But I just like, I'm just being real with myself. And I'm like, look, yeah, maybe like, I just really notice the difference now. And I'm like, how many shows have I been on Adderall? And I take it really early.

I'm serious about this. But I'm so sensitive to do now because I take less of it. So it's like almost like taking it less often might actually. I don't know. I'll figure it out. Can you do one other, every other day? I take it twice a week. Oh, that's it?

Yeah. I take a very small amount of Adderall twice a week. And it affects you that hard? Yes. It's weird since you've been doing it for so long. I would think you'd like need like a 24 out, just that day. Is the time release? Yeah, it's no, it's instant release.

There's a thing with it too. I think this is kind of what happens is if I, the best schedule would be like if I could stack all my shows in five days a week and take add or all those other two days and do all the shit I need to do. But that's just not how life works. It's like sometimes you're like I got to do this and that. But it's like, I mean, if I had like just three days to do nothing and then that would be just so good. for me, but it's just kind of how things all work, but I don't know, it sounds annoying, but

good luck. Yeah, no, it is. It is annoying to be like, like, I would not have gone to college without it, absolutely not. I'm also doing nothing. You off it, there's zero focus, right? Like, it's you're all over the place. Yeah, I'm all over the place, but I am the funniest I've ever been. You're right. So it is a thing of like...

So you need to... I don't know, it's like the Mike Tyson thing. It's like, he never got on medication because he was just an animal. And all he would do is like, you know, ready to go fight. And then he got on meds and now he's smoking weed. And he's like, you know. It's chill. Chill.

Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know, man. I don't, I mean, I can't. Everyone's different. But I just noticed, I always prescribed to the life of like, because all my heroes were drug addict and alcohol. And I was like, I got to do drugs and alcohol and do that.

Yeah, but I'm going the opposite route. I'm saying I got to stop doing that. No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying I empathize. But I'm saying once I, and I, you know, I had bouts of like, fucking men. the end, shit like that. And once I got shit prescribed to me, we figure it out. Now I'm chilling and now, like,

I mean, I drink every now and then, but I'm not like, not every now and then. I do a lot of it more than that. Oh, how much do you lie? Because I lie. I lie like a motherfucker. No, I'll do this. So I got, the Friday night of the, I forget of the finals, I figured out which game

it was, even though it was two, I got hammered. And then I take a break and I took a break till yesterday. Okay. So it's like a week. So it's like once a week now. That's great. And I try to keep them the weekends.

Yeah, that's great. Yeah. So it's basically that. But you know what I mean? But I'm still going to the point of like, like, you know what I mean? You go hard. I go hard.

I go hard. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in the same way. Right. No, I know. But I got to still tone that out there. I can't do it. I'm exhausted.

Dude, I did. Oh, no. That's like last weekend, I guess. What was something? Something happened last weekend too because I slept. Well, everything caught up to me because I slept Tuesday night. Monday night. I took two Advil P.m.

Went into a coma, dude. Deep coma. I woke up and I'm like, oh, mind you, it's Tuesday. I have work in the morning. I woke up and I'm like, oh, it must be like 8.30. I look at my phone. It's 12.30. Bro.

And it was amazing. It was like, it was like a best sleep ever though. Bro, the best sleep ever. I rose up like out of a grave. Like, what? I'm like, oh, it's got to be 8.30. Because my alarm usually goes off at 9.30. But I don't know what happened.

Yeah. So I just, I just, yeah, I guess I slept through it. And it was just, I mean, it was glorious. I woke up and I was like, holy shit, but I did feel a lot better. Yeah, well, that's what I need. I need, like, a couple nights to literally do fucking nothing. Because it's like, I literally flew.

Yeah, that's another thing, too. You can't take Adderall and be doing, like, if, I hear what you're saying, when you're trying to revisit shit, you kind of need to cut everything out. Yeah, yeah. And then it's like dairy or an allergy, right? Then you got to, then you,

it just takes, it's like a scientific experiment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To figure out what works. Maybe it's just once a month. Maybe it's just once a month. No, yeah, I think that's kind of the thing. Yeah. It's just kind of like, because I'm like, I'm like, I just, I'm like, if there was just a, the hard part is not knowing when you're going to have shows.

Because it's like, you're like, okay, I don't have a show tonight, so I'll take Adderall. And then. Someone calls you. Yeah, and then you're like, oh, right, right, right, right. Because do you have a day job? I have three. What's, what are you doing? Work for my cousin, canvassing for charter schools.

And then. You're canvassing for charter schools? It's actually sick as hell. Dude, you dickhead. Are you really? That's horrible. What's wrong with charter schools? are fucking horrible. They're pieces of shit.

Oh, okay. Oops. Are you making money? You're like, it's the greatest thing ever. Are you making a lot of money from doing it? Yeah, it's not a lot, but I'm like, it's the easiest job I've ever had. And it's like great. And it's fucking. What's all your charter schools?

Stand in a park? Because what charter schools is what they do is they take, first off, some, like, what's her face? The chick that used to be for Trump's first office. I forget her fucking name. She's Betsy or some shit. She's from Michigan. Devoce, Davos, Davos, she invests a lot of private equity in a lot of private companies do charter schools. And what it does, it bleeds money from public schools because you're moving kids to go to other schools.

I don't know how they pay or how they get in, but Chicago's full of them and they're totally con artists. They bleed money. They're not that great. They're just a horrible thing. I hate charter schools. Well, I put that responsibility on the parents that sign their kids up for charter schools. Where are they signing up mostly? Are you in the hood?

Yes. Yeah, there you go. The fucking scumbags, man. Not the hood people, the fucking charter people. They're taking advantage of them. What's the benefit of them going to a charter school? Well, it's free. That's the big thing.

It's free. It's like supposed to be... Public school, not free. It is. But it's supposed to be a better public school, in theory. It's not. It's not. Yeah.

And then what happens is you drain the resources and the community there is going to start. It's all they're doing. Sure. I'm a charter school. Funned by the NBA. Exactly. That you're going into electrical or you're going to be a white parent and like once at the job. Yeah. One time.

See that there's a reason though that they're doing that though. You have to think. That's why like when you notice when you go to a like a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a, you know, a lot of, you know. It's like the Xavier Academy for gifted. It's always like, yeah, I know.

There's such bullshit. So, I mean, I don't want to, you got to make money. I get it. Everyone's got to make their money, but just know that is a horrible. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, let me think of what else. It's so funny that you're doing it. Yeah, it's just so funny. Like, the most uneducated person is going around telling people

to go into charter schools. Hey, I went to Columbia for a summer. So I, yeah. Columbia University? Yeah, I have some college credits from

Columbia. No, you don't. Yeah, I did a screenwriting program there. And accounted for college credits. Wait, wait, wait, did you pay for it? Like, did you pay for it? Like, it was like a school, like, you didn't go there, but you just paid for, like, a class online?

No, so what was is there was like a screenwriting program where it's like, I moved up here before I graduated. Yeah. Because I went in senior year of college at Florida State. And I was like, all right, where's my diploma? They're like, what the fuck are you? You dropped to, like, nine classes? So you're not even close.

So you didn't get enough credits. So you had to go get more credits. Yeah, so I could either take it. I was like, I applied to this program for screenwriting at Columbia. I would say it was actually pretty good program. Yeah, it's great program. They have a really good program. Oh, good for you.

And so that counted for like three or four classes. By the way, none of that would have been possible without Adderall. I wouldn't have gone to college that Adderall. I would have gone to college that Adderall. We're done trying to convince you to get on that. Yeah, I'm not going to try. I'm not going to try to convince you. I'm just saying, though, I mean, you are taking responsibility, but I don't like

what people are like, oh, it's because of this. It's like, that's all from in here. No, totally. But some of it's me being real with myself and I'm going, okay, well, like, you might suffer in some parts of your life, but you're going to benefit in the things you actually care about. It's the same thing where it's like, if I didn't pursue comedy, I would be on a bunch of Adderall trying to sell real estate. So I'm like, all right, that was one round. I'd be making more money. Or I could like say like, hey, what is good for my comedy?

Yeah, but I just want to make sure it's like you're doing good for your comedy, but your welfare is also okay, too. Yeah, I mean, that's not even close to okay. But I'll be. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What would even welfare, like, like money? Not money, your mental state and your mental capacity. It doesn't mean your life has to be a wreck for you to be a good comic. No, no, that's not at all what I'm saying.

All right. It doesn't make a sure. I'm saying the Adderall. You're gay. No, I'm far from it. Take Adderall because your penis is too big. That's what it is. It does shrink.

It does shrink. It does shrink on it. Yeah, that's good looking. No, I'm not like my life should be a wreck so I can be funny. I believe that at all. Okay. I think the Adderall, first off, doesn't make me happy. Oh, okay.

It makes me way more anxious. Right. It makes me more anxious on stage. Right. It makes me less creative. So I get it. So when I say my life being wrecked, I mean like I'm going to be less productive in a lot of ways and like messier with things. I got you.

Yeah, I don't mean like. Like forgetting your tripod and, you know, and making it out of a shoebox. Yes. Yes. Yeah, those are small things though. Right. Those are the kind of things. Yeah.

Yeah. I got you. Now I'm on your page. I feel you. Because I get it. If you go to your psychiatrist and you tell them this, they're going to give you some, all right, we'll add anxiety pills. And now you're taking fucking anxiety pills with this. That's what sucks about.

Psychiatrists are crazy. Like my psychiatrist, I like him now, but I'll just go in there. He's like, yep, how are you? I'm like, uh, everyone's good. He's like, all right, you're doing the 20 and a ding and the 30 and the thing ending and the 150? I'm like, yep. He goes, okay.

Just keep on going. I'll tell you in a month. And that's it. It's like the five minutes conversation. Oh, the best is the one I had as a kid because you always say no suicidal thoughts. Instead of asking you have suicidal thoughts. No suicidal thoughts. Yeah.

Like not even ask. That's so funny. Don't even want to deal with it. Yep. No, right? Yep. Nope. commercial, it's like, you know, when you try to, like, when they're trying to cover up asking something.

You ever seen this? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, well, you haven't any, you know, well, you're taking away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure thoughts. Blah, la, la, la, la, la.

Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, no, that's more of, because, like, I definitely don't subscribe to the part where, like, you got to be out of shape to be fun. I don't believe any of that shit. Like, I don't think any of it has any. No, as we can see, hot comics are making it. They're doing it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hot. I have abs. I should get spray-paned abs. That'd be funny. Spray paint abs.

Just fake, like the... Yeah, I know what you're saying. What? You just go up like Bert Kreischer, shirtless? Just occasionally, like, accidentally pull my... Oops, my shirt fell off. I've seen several comics. Doing shirtless shit?

Not shirtless, but they're like, you know, if you're, like, acting like, you're kind of like thinking of something, you do this, but they, like, kind of do it with their shirt and lift up so they can see the abs. That's crazy. That's the kind of douchebagger I'm talking about That was knocked out of me from such an early age Like my brother, I'm immediately being like

Yeah, that was... Don't take your shirt off See, that's why, yeah I remember my brother yelled at me Because I was wearing glasses inside He's like, what the fuck's the matter? Who do you think you are? Yeah, like wearing sunglasses

It was like so funny I remember at the ball And he like flipped a switch He was like, what the fuck's wrong with you? I know, I was just like, I don't know I like heart Yep My brother would do the same kind of shit with me

And I was like, you're so mean And then a lot of it I'm like, Well, this is great advice Because some of it is Yeah, it just the approach was a little too much. You know what I mean? That was always the thing. It's like, that's what I'm trying to find the median with because now it's gotten, like,

I don't know, I've been seeing all online that fucking people are going off about Gen Z being so stupid. And my argument is, well, who raised them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It took a millennial to make clavicular. This is true. It's not like Jin Z just comes out and they're like, what? Dut, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. It's a society that it's raised in.

So, I mean, what the hell do you expect from these kids, you know? Because you're a millennial, right? I'm a millennial. It's really funny because, like, people just don't believe me. me. They're like, oh, no, no, you're not with you. And I'm like, no, I've looked at this up. What they think you are? I'm just on the cusp. I'm a millennial. I'm not Gen Z. Oh, there's Gen C, right? Yeah, 97 is

I'm November 96 and then everybody just loves me to be like, oh, you're not, I'm like, first of all, why do you give a fuck? Check it off. I was like, I think I know what year I was quoted. But what is Gen Z's now? 28 and below? That would make sense, because I'm 29, so it would be, yeah. And then what's the youngens? Gen Y? What the fuck are they?

Gen Y? Okay. And, what's the cutoff? I don't know, probably like 16. Oh, okay, so 16 to 28 is Gen Ziers. Yeah, but I just, I don't, I'm just done caring about it. It's like the culture war, the things people doing that, everything. Like I was telling him it was so annoying. You can't blame.

Yeah, you can't blame kids. Like, what are you doing? They went to school and they're out. Dude, I talked to my buddy, his kids, they're always out of school. I'm like, why? They're like, I don't know, it's teacher half day, day. And I'm like, what? It's like, are you kids, like, you know, they're not at school as much as they are.

And when they're at school, a lot of them are using iPads and shit because the tech companies make money. These scumbugged tech companies, dude. That's what's really pissed me off, like talking about how, you know, talking. See, people are always like, well, maybe if we were nicer to them, maybe they'd be nice. No, no, no, no, no, nah, nah, nah. Nice, the tech companies? What is this? The nice to tech, the nerds.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That maybe we, you know, because what, did Zuckerberg get his ass kicked? Do you think in high school? Probably. You think? Yeah. I don't think so. He went to computer camp.

His parents probably insulated him. I also don't think getting your ass kicked is as big of a thing. People always have the concept. Yeah, I know. That guy just needs to punch to the face. So I was like, really? You think he's going to like stop being racist if you punch him in the face? Yeah, no, true that.

You're right. You got to do it weekly. Yeah. You need a rotation. Face it out. You got to space it out. It's like all my friends that yell the hardest. It's like the dumbest shit.

Get punched in the face all the time. Yeah. They can't help themselves. I have, but my friends have, there's one guy's names lips. He's names lips. He'll call in the middle of the night all cracked out and like whatever and leave a long message and tell a full on story on your answer.

and then it would get cut off and then he would call it back and he would just keep going he's a nut. He's absolutely hysterical but he ruined my friend's wedding I didn't get to go in Florida the one I didn't go to him.

He oh my God he called out so he didn't like you want to give names the guy that was getting married my friend invited him and everyone was like don't invite him don't invite him so he invites him they're at the wedding

lips went after the the God, the marriage. Who's getting married? The guy. The groom. The groom's sister.

Started saying it's like, you know, saying how fucking and all that stuff like that in the middle doing a speech. Oh. Like went after it. And then the new man that she is married is like goes to beat the shit out of him. They both go and they start beating the shit out of him

and they just caused chaos in the whole thing. I don't remember the whole thing, but it was just insane. Never been to a wedding where there's a fight. I've only been to one wedding. The cops came. It was a whole thing. And then the sister got arrested because she punched the window that he was in because he kept down talking shit in the cop car.

He's like arrested in the back. And he's like, whatever you're all right. And then she punched the window so she got arrested. And then the grooms going down the street like, wow. And it was so ridiculous. So I, and then I was like, I kind of wish I went. I just remember those, I was having this, like, remember when there was my friend's wedding and I said I don't want to go? And you guys like, yeah, done.

You know, Tala was like, yeah, come out there. I was like always cut them out. And then, but yeah, so I missed a good fight at the wedding. But I was in the mood of like not having to deal with that. I didn't want to deal with that. Oh, yeah. Well, I've told you this story. This is how white trash I am.

So I went to a wedding where after the wedding, there was a fight between two guys at some like post-wedding party. Okay. And that's, that's easy. Yeah. Yeah. And then the groom or the mother of the bride was like, he ruined my daughter's wedding. And I was like, I had, before that, I hadn't been to a wedding where there was not a fight at. Every single wedding I'd been to, there was a fight at.

Oh, word, that's so great. Yeah, and I was like, is it not normal people to fist fight at weddings? That's fantastic. My dad almost socked a DJ one time. Or no, I think he almost socked a guy with, yeah, there was a guy with, like, one leg who was, like, trying to fight a DJ. And my dad, like, broke up the fight and almost, like, punched. I don't know if he was going to punch the guy with one leg or the DJ. What was the guy with the one leg?

Whose side of the party was he on? He was on the bride's side, I think. Or no, maybe the grooves. But it was just funny too, because it was like... He's like, play a sea shatting. That's literally what it was. It was him trying to get a song. I don't think so.

You know what? I wish more people without a leg were in the Navy because it's always something else these days. What do you mean? Like, I feel like... Worst when it's just like, yeah, I was born with a dead leg and a got amputated. Oh, yeah, yeah, like having something happen.

Have a sharkated or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't give me this like, oh, my mom had... You know, how about if your mom had the Hiv? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? That's a good one, yeah. That's how I'd make it up.

If I had nubs for arm, I went to high school, the chick that I had nubs for an arm. Yeah. Her one arm. And it was really cool because it was like pinch skin and then they pinched little nubs

to make little like fingers. Little digits. Just like it's Plato. They're just like morphing it into a hand. It was like this little fucking, it looked like a swollen ball and then like little fucking nuggets coming out of it.

And then she would do this shit with you had your hand up. She'd take it and she used it like a hammer and hit your hand. And that would hurt. You're like you're fucking one arm's bitch. You know what I mean? She'd like,

I'm like, if I had one arm, I'd be in my motherfucker That's a fission Like it's fucking mole Yeah, it's wackable That's a mackle You know what I mean?

Put it in in someone's ass That's got to be interesting, huh? Oh yeah Yeah, right? No, dude, there's your new thing, dude, one arm bitches, go after it. Well, I'm about to be... You should go to the Special Olympics.

Yeah, I'm here for pussy. I cleaned up. Yeah. Seriously, It's carpet city, man. Carpet City. Oh, man. I got different bitch wheeling out here every day

You know what though? You're doing God's work, man. They need love too. It's true. Yeah. You know? Yeah, no. I think people underestimate

for men, maybe it's different, but women that are like unique in any sort of, like they do guys. And I get what you're saying. So there is a lot of things where guys will fetishize women be like, oh, I'm only of that. But I think like when I hooked up

this tall woman, I was like, no, I'm attracted to you and you're tall. And this is. Well, you're very respectful. about it. Like the whole thing when I went on dating apps all the time and I tried to be like, all right, I guess I got to be a little more like sexual to be like, let me get them in. They'd be right. Like if I just said, you know, hello, something like innocent. Like I like when you grab like, you know, like you push my hair back or something to do it.

And then all of a sudden it's like, yeah, you want me to hold on your hair, right? And then wrap my tithes around my dick. And I'm like, dude, why did you like turn it to that? Oh, yeah. You can't do middle lane. Like what's the middle lane? Yeah. What happened in the middle? Like, you know what I mean? Impatient. Yeah, totally. At least you go walk in the park, have some. years. You actually learn the person's like, you might not know their name, but you like learn.

I know her name. I know her name. She was, I'm back to say it on the podcast. No, don't say it on the podcast, but you do know her name. Yeah, yeah. She's kind of like a public figure. But, uh, I mean, she's got a pretty big following. But. Oh, really nice. You got yourself an influence. Liberty. Yeah, New York Liberty. Yeah. That'd be amazing. That would be amazing. You would be great. You

would have her jersey on and be like, yeah, baby. Had the little arm. Oh, man. It would be so cute. I would love that for you, dude. Well, you know, I think it did a lot for me. me because most of the time I'm not insecure about my height. Yeah. But there was occasional moments where it would hit. And then that was just like...

With her? No, no, just in general. But like, that just blew it completely. It was never anything I thought about until like probably like a year ago. And I did see my ex on a dating app and it's like looking for tall guys. That was like kind of like I was like, what the boy is. I bet that's got to be a kick in the dick. And I was like, what the fuck?

And the next thing you know, I got on Instagram. And it's like, how tall do guys have to be dating? Yeah. I was like, six two. And I'm like, whew. Oh my. But I'm like. I didn't think about it once.

I mean, there's so many kids about high school. There were, like, some short soccer player kid who was like five, six. All the chicks are banging them. Yeah. I never even thought about it once. But it's all confidence. Oh, 100%. Yeah, they don't get fuck.

I mean, it's like not even just her. I've put it up with many women that are like my height or taller. Like, it's not like a crazy. Yeah, that's me. My height or taller. And I'm five six. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't.

Is it not fair? Yeah, it's super fair. Yeah. I can't. I mean, I can't do five, four, like four nine or something. What are doing? No, but you can't do that. I mean, what's his face, his height?

Who? Chase. Oh, I was probably 5-1. 5-1. 5-2? Yeah, I can't do that. He's going to be so mad because I bet you he's like 5-5. He's just going to be like, there's no way. There's no fucking way.

He's 5-5. Dude, he comes up to my tits and I'm 5-6. Yeah, I don't know. But I think my posture also sucks, so I look shorter than I am always. But I also, there was a weird thing. I mean, I'm not going to wear. I weirdly had like a white boy summer energy today. I know it's June T, so I shouldn't have been thinking that.

But I just, why not? Why not? White Boy Summer is black coated. Like, that is, it's white boys. I got to say, white boy summer now is going to Japan. It seems like every white dude is going to Japan right now. I don't know what's going on. They're all going to Japan.

Exactly. And they're getting jeans and they're coming back with them. And I love them. But it's like they're all like, what's going on? Do you guys all read the same comic book? What's going on? Like, why is everyone going to Japan now? Yeah.

You know? I think there is a thing. where like I always get the reels of these guys are like I was getting no women in America so now I went to Thailand and well yeah I'm getting women with penises or whatever but no I think there is

a thing where like I mean people would you do that would I do what? Thailand and the what they call them boys? No lady boys I've gotten pretty like so like I matched with the woman who had a dick one time on a field and I was like let me see where I can like go with this and I'm just on attracted to do it like it was

like I saw it was like her banging a chick with her wiener and I was like, I don't like it at all. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what I thought? I would like it. It's like a jigsaw puzzle.

But you know what? I'm, I can't. Well, the point part, too, is me, I'm not like,

nothing really, like, disturbs me. That's a really funny stuff about being into weird sex stuff because everybody goes, they're always like,

because even on stage, I feel like I have to hold back a lot because I'm like, I don't want to gross out the audience. But it's very funny when everybody has the same attitude. They're like, no, I accept what you do.

And there's nothing wrong with it, but it does make me feel disgusting. That's so funny, really? No, no, they don't say that, but I know that's what it is. Because, like, everybody feels to say, but it's the same thing about anything, where everybody goes, like, no, no, I approve. You're like, I don't need your approval. Yeah, it's like, also,

it isn't, like, I'm just starting to realize and, like, some of this is people having weak stomachs. Yes. Or performative reactions to things. I'm like, you don't actually, like, you have a cell phone. You've seen so much shit on there. Right. And somebody will talk about it. They're like, oh, you're going to talk about the jizz. And I'm like, you watch fucking five

guys, jizz and all ladies, you have done that. I know you've done that. Right, right, right. But then somebody talks about the room and it's a performative reaction where they're like, oh. Well, I think most of them, it's like, again, insecurity, because there's a piece of them that's like, you know, maybe that is their thrill. You know what? But they're too afraid to figure it out. They want to. Exactly. And you're bringing it up. You know what I mean?

Maybe the guy wants to be a furry and act like a squirrel. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like, especially if you're in Midwest, those people are fucking weird, man. And so you realize? They're bored. Exactly. What else they're going to do? Like, Michigan, bunch of furries in there. If you look at a map, I've told, like, the pedophilia over there, an incest is insane.

Really? Yeah, because it's like, in the the, you need the mitten. It's like, you look where it's like woods. There's nothing but woods. Yeah. So it's like, you know, you got to do. Just look at the internet and think everything, you know, the aliens are coming and freaking everyone's a lizard. Yeah, that's a good way to keep from my mind. Oh, my God,

how's that going, by the way? The alien shit. Well, the book's right there. I need to pop it open again when I have time. Oh, is this the book here? Yeah. So is this what you have do for Adderall? I love that that's... Oh my God. I need to take Adderall.

It's a Mupon handbook. I need to take Adderall to learn aliens. This is so funny. In some states with very large memberships, the newsletter is quite sophisticated. There's stuff.

It's classified documents. It's quite sophisticated, but not if you're in Nebraska. Yeah. It's like, what is going on, dude? Why do you even have that? What's that chapter there?

This is Mufant Field Investigator. This is how to use powder-free nitral. nitroarole gloves? How to use a protractor is really funny, because that's just like first grade English.

Or math, math. You got to read that book, though. No, it gets crazy. There's like how to, uh, change control procedure. It gets crazy. There's stuff on like, how to use binoculars.

I think I could just take the exam now. I don't think I need to read this book. No, you don't. How do you use a gager? Oh, yeah. Isn't that for like, magnetic fields? Oh, okay.

Right, right, right, right. It looks like the Zoom podcast recorder. It does. Nuclear, man. Or like one of those, you know, uh, yeah, oh,

like a taser. Yeah. Yeah. No, the last chapter is like, How to conduct a low level radiation survey. These are amazing.

I think it's cattle mulation, how to conduct an animal mutilation, mutilation investigation. Yeah. Oh. What you call it. I thought they were saying how to do it. Yeah,

no, I hear how to conduct an animal. Yeah. Oh, investigation. Yeah, not how to do it. I don't like, you know, so what you got to do is you got to go find a sheep. What's that movie with that Stav was in that we just saw? Just rewatched it last night.

Bagonia. Bagonia. It's great movie. You're Bagonia. Yeah, that's what you are. You're Bagonia. This is you. I know, I just shaved my mustache.

I got to get it back. I like the stash on you. Yeah, that looked great on you. Yeah. What's with dudes getting stashes again? I see a lot of dudes getting stashes again. I think, for one. It makes them look older?

No, I had the woman tell me she likes the way it looks. looks and I was like, all right, someone's fucking do this a little bit. But the problem is, they like it, and then you start kissing them, and then it irritates. So it's kind of a thing where you're like, all right. Wait, it irritates them? Yeah, yeah. Because it's like just hair and you're, and scratchy and so it's like... My hair will go into like Sierra's

nostril. Oh, really? Well, don't you just like... Is that we're calling buttholes these days? That's so funny. Don't you trim that shit? By the way, is she upset? I know Lila, Lilo of Stitch or something died. Oh, yeah, I know. Let me buy a fucking candle. I know. Yeah, dude. The Lilo and Stitch girl, the one that voiced Lilo died.

Died. Blood disease. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. She had sepsis. Ooh. Yeah. What's that? Like, dirty blood?

Yeah. Oh. It's like, yeah, your blood is like rejecting itself. How's that happen? I don't know. Not a fucking idea. Her all over tree, we're, we're losing a lot of people I really care about. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, seriously. Tough time. What's next, dude? Seriously. I was being sarcastic. I die. Yeah.

I know. I think it is funny, too, like, Celebrity died because it really affected me until people I know started dying and then I was like oh it sucks

a celebrity died but a lot of like when Norm died I was pretty bummed because I was like early wanted to go see him and I-who died when Norm MacDonald died

I was pretty bummed yeah dude I yeah that's true but it's funny people who just expect nobody to die you're like

you know it's a part of life right they're like I cannot believe that this old actor died you're like yeah he's fucking old right the norm thing was just crazy

because we didn't like and Bob Saggett because that was unexpected yeah yeah yeah the guy hit his head on the fucking

sink in a bathroom. I mean, what the fuck? All those guys who are like, well, it's because the fucking inner pedophile way.

Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, I know. They were saying about Michael Jackson now that he was speaking up about something and that's what he was. I think he was fucking.

He absolutely was. He was a weirdo. Have you still? His music still slaps. I'm still going to lose the thriller. You're not going to lose your money, but you definitely fucked kids.

Yeah, did you see the interview with his sister? Which one? Lafoya or fucking chatting? It's crazy. This is like, I think late 80s early 90s and she's like he would hang out

with a boy in his room for like a week and the boy would come out and something clearly the joy in his face was gone and I'm like well that solves that one then like whether there's smoke there's fucking fire dude yeah it's like so wait who is it I think recently she took it back

she was like I was coerced to say those things oh really yeah or vice versa see Kyle Williams had that joke right about like like you know I have Alizea I don't drink it but but bitches do and when you're Michael Jackson and you have a carnival and balloons and cotton candy. He's like, that is, I can't give it justice,

but he was just saying like, what the fuck? The only excuse I'd have for that is somebody having retard brain like me, where I'm like, I'm going to put a fair thrill in my health. No, this would be like he would have to have a psychosis moment where he has to pretend, like he pretends he's a kid. Yeah, yeah. Like he doesn't, if he did that, he'd be like,

climb trees and stuff. But I don't think he did that. He was a lot more like, Johnny, just you and me, right? We'll stay together forever. And then they get old and then he's like, all right, later. Like, where's McCulley Colkin and then all this? He's like, he's the one. He's like, never happened to me.

Which makes sense. I highly doubt he would do it to a high profile. Yeah, I was going to say, he's a whole profile. You can't do it. Maybe he did it to Edward Furlong, and that's what fucked up his career. Furlong? Did he hang out with Furlong? No, no.

Corey. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. With Charlie Sheen. Yeah. Well, no. That was Corey Haim. Corey Haim.

Yeah. Whatever said, Charlie Sheen. fucked him in the ass. Really? Oh, he said he literally used like baking grease or whatever. Chrisco. Chrisco, yeah.

Charlie Sheen did? I mean, that's the story from Corey Feldman. Up, dude. Corey Feldman has made a career out of just talking about Corey Haim getting raped. That is crazy. Wait, which one's Corey Feldman is

the, is he the one that's always playing the badass guy? Is he an ET? No, Corey Feldman's still alive. He was in Goonies. Yeah, he's in Goody's. Corey Haim's dead, right? Cori Haim's dead. Which one's Corey Haim, though?

What was he in? He was also in, both them were in Lost Boys, right? Both in Lost Boys. Right. Both in Lost Boys. Both in Licensed to Drive or whatever. Okay. And, but I don't know, like, a Corey Hayne movie. Cory He is like the square-headed kid, right?

Like, he's almost like clean-looking. Yeah. He was cuter. Yeah, he was cuter. Yeah. Not E.T. Gremlins. Gremlins.

Yeah. Now I know who we've known. Okay. And Corey Feldman, yeah. he got fucked up and lived like he's still alive but I didn't know what did Corey Aim die

he killed himself? A while ago I think it was an overdose really did man those kids got fucked up oh yeah but Corey Feldman absolutely got fucked by

executives everything I'm sure shit happened with Michael Jackson but he's always like never happened to me I was getting pussy when I was eight years old

Corey was getting Corey Hayne was getting raped shut up this guy's getting So he's just like throwing it on him. That's so funny, dude. It's like maybe, you know, that's a conspiracy. He killed him so he could just be like, no, you got butt fucked.

Yeah, yeah. Not me. He said, Michael Jackson would have to fight off so much pussy. Yeah. Right. I don't like, you know, I don't like, you know, I mean? It's such a problem, though, that nobody, I will say this, nobody actually cares about. There's performative caring about pedophilia?

Yes, completely. Because when I joke about it and I do a lot of jokes about it, people get all tightened up. And I'm like, you know what guys? What have you done to stop it? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like stop. We've never once gone to war to stop pedophiles. By the way, multiple countries have these crazy low ages of consent.

They're doing it. We've teamed up with them. In Afghanistan, they teamed up with fucking people that have like, I don't know what you call like the little boys that dress up like girls. Oh, yes. And they would dance and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also during apartheid in South Africa, there was just dudes that were just using

black children at their disposal. I know. People are fucked, dude. They're really fucked. I think it happens so much. also Jason Troy is telling me someone going on in England where there's a bunch of rapes happening

but like rape gangs and they're trying to hide it and stuff like that I don't know I have to look it up but it was just yeah but it just I hate to say it like with all this shit is like okay I'm not surprised like you know what I mean like it's just yeah it's like the whole thing with

you don't learn like Jimmy Page and all them they're so bored of Mike Jagger they're like so bored with life they're like what's the next level yeah yeah needs something more extreme yeah what's the next extreme yeah Mac Jagger fucked David Bowie. Oh, yeah, that's right.

And Richard Pryor got fucked by Marlon Brandon? Marlon Brando. Oh, yeah, right. Do we find out that's true? I'm pretty sure he said it, Richard Pryor. Did you hear the one where Sam Kinnison tried to get Richard Pryor's son to fuck him in the ass? Because he's like, maybe your DNA inside of me will make me funny. There's some story of that.

That's crazy. That guy's following me around, man. I'm freaking, did you see the thing I sent you? I think I sent it to you too last night. I was pretty hammered last night. I didn't see it. It's Sam Norm doing, it's an animation of Norm talking about. I didn't know Norm and Sam Kettison were so close.

Oh, I didn't know that either. Oh, really? Yeah, Sam Kettison supposedly put Norm McDonald under his wing. And there's a story that Norm tells, they records Norm, and there's an awesome animation that goes with it. And it's basically, Sam's told him he's like, there's two ways of doing comedy. And there's the Seinfeld way and Seinfeld's up there.

Oh, yeah, yeah. They rip on it, like, so perfectly of how he does. He's like, you take a little thing and you make it the most important thing. Oh, yeah, we talked about this. You heard it from soda too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you make it the most important thing. And he's like, there's that way or there's a better way where you could do like the most important thing and you go the opposite.

And the line between that and the just position of that is what's the word, the profound? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the, I guess the uncomfortableness of it all is actually the fine line of art. But he says it's so much more eloquently than I do. do. Yeah, yeah. But when I heard that, I was like, man, Sam Kettison was actually because I only knew him when he was the, and he was like going through that whole rock star and he started wearing eyeliner. I mean, he shouldn't have just the 80s. Well, there was a big problem during late 80s, early 90s.

Right. The cross-or. Cocaine. But the white guys that are like southern, but trying to be kind of like bluesmen. Yes. Like Bill Hicks. Rock and roll blues. And now Mark Barron. Mark Marin. Yeah. Mark Marin, he was a Kinnison disciple.

Yeah, yeah. Was he? Oh, yeah. That's so crazy. He had to get out of it because he was like, I'm gonna die. Yeah, it's like,

you're going on the Hunter S. Thompson diet. I think this is gonna be a weird take. If you are, if you build a career in something else as an old white guy, yeah, you can play instruments, but just don't do it publicly

because I'm exhausted with like, yeah, it's embarrassed. You know what you're right. And being like, yeah, Let it go, bro. Let it go.

You can't be too that you're not good to both these things. No, like, you know, or maybe you are. I mean, Johnny Cash kind of killed it

when he made his comeback. Oh, we're talking about people that didn't get famous from it. Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, like the guy from fucking, dumb and dumber started doing these acoustic guitar tours.

He's, he annoys me. He's such a fucking, he's, Jeff Daniels. Jeff Daniels. He's so annoyed. He tries to act to all like,

no, I'm a sophisticated man. He, like, started believing he was the Aaron Sorkin character he played. You're like, no, you're the guy who's shouted the toilet and we love it. Yeah, exactly. Just go do that. Dude, that is, yeah, forever, that will be the most, that's

the best way. People say shut up and dribble. Shut up and retard. Just shut up and retard. That's so right, dude. Seriously. Dance monkey. But that was funny, but it was this smart. It's like swamps and swamps and Samsonite. I was way off. Yeah, yeah.

There's such great lines in that fucking movie, man. It's so good. It's so good, dude. I love the Farley Brothers. You know what I watched before I came here as well I was trying to work. And, man, I watched Hot Tub Time Machine. And I kind of missed those movies where they like, like in the end, there's no like, there's no epiphany.

He goes back in time and now they're badasses. And he's like, yeah. And instead of Google, it's Lloyd and so shit like that. It's all his name. But they did sneak in, I will say this, a lot of heartfelt stuff in that movie about suicide and your friends. But they're not like at the end of the movie, they're like, wow, I guess I should. It's just a thing where it's like, he's like, fuck you, man. No, fuck you.

And then at the end, he's like, I'm not going back, man. I'm staying here. And it's like, well, I'm staying with you. You're my best friend. Okay. And that's, like, the only sweet, like, the sweet part when he throws him back in. Yeah, yeah. That is sweet.

But it's, like, still just so ridiculous. Yeah. And it's just, like, there's no, like, real, like, lessons learned, really. I mean, there is with friendship. Yeah. And I think there's also an aspect of, like, it's real, like, but I don't think they were trying to do it. I think they unintentionally, it's about, oh, wow, I'm not what I wanted to be in life.

Correct. And that's such a feeling that everybody has. Correct. But they weren't like, let's write a movie about this. No. They're like, let's make a funny movie. It just had that natural arc. Yes.

Right, right, right, right. I watched that literally four, I think like five. I watched that movie like 10 times year. It's so fun. Dude, it's so funny. That baldheaded fuck. I can't remember his name. Rob Cordy.

Rob Cordy is so underrated. He is so goddamn funny, dude. That whole thing. And he's talking, turns out that's his kid and the whole time he's like, mean shit. He's like, no. You're maybe gay thing. Like just totally.

Oh, God. he's so great. And he has to bang his sister slash mom. They have to sit outside the room and he's like, oh, just banging fucking

what's his name's sister. Oh my God. All these little Jacobs's coming out of me. And once his face is getting fucked by a chick and he's like because he thinks he's cheating on his wife.

Oh, that way he calls her. He's like, just don't concern you, Jerry. So good, man. So good. And I didn't know

they made part two. They made a two. Yeah. Not as good. Yeah, I know. I started watching the beginning of it. But the funny,

the beginning of it, Craig does at least a Lobe song. You stay? That was pretty hysterical, dude. Yeah. But I didn't watch the rest of it.

He got shot and stuff like that and then I came here. Yeah, yeah. But the first one's absolutely outstanding. Oh, it's great. It's so great. That movie has a special place of my heart because I remember me and my friend. Why don't you pick that movie then, dude? Well, because you wanted to do something people haven't seen a lot.

But anyways. Not that many people have probably seen that film. I don't know. I just remember me and my buddy, Johnny, who actually lives around the corner now. Like childhood best friends. We, I'm right. Oh, he lives here now? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, sorry. Oh, no, no, no. Well, he literally, like, was my neighbor when I was, like, a kid. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, it's amazing. Now it's, like, we were each other walking down the street. We hang out all the time. That's great.

But we would ride our bikes to see. And, I mean, when you're like, I think I probably came out, we were like 13. So we drove our, rode our bikes to movie theater. Okay. Saw an R-rated movie with boobs in it. That's just so fun. That's great. That's a perfect 13-year-old, 14-year-old movie.

That's exactly the movie you should be seen. The blonde binbo with the shit, she had those big boobs while she's fucking the black dude. Like, yeah, that's a movie you should be seen. It's great. It's so funny. Mine sneaking in movie one was Pulp Fiction. Oh, that's just a little more.

Highbrow. Yeah. If I saw that at 13, I'd be like, this is cool. It's a rape scene. Yeah, man. There's a rape scene?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot the Gip. The Gip. Yeah, this is how fucked up my brain is. I'm like,

oh yeah, well, guy got. Come on. I know, yeah, I totally forgot about that. I did two,

to be honest with you. Yeah. When he talked about, I think of like, you know, the whole, you know, in the diner. Yeah, yeah. And anything with Samuel L. Jackson. I forgot about that part of the scene with the, that's hysterical too.

They're walking across street and they see each other. He's in the car. Yeah, and he just saw him getting ready. It wasn't, no, he just, it was before. Yeah, Bruce Willem sees it. But I think it's before he got nailed. He's like, you motherfucker. And then he hits him.

I can't remember. I have to rewatch that movie. Yeah, no, he hits him and then they take Wallace. The Captain Kangaroo part. Captain Kangaroo. don't look in me and he's sitting at the light. Yeah. I just can't remember that was, I thought that was.

Trevolta's great. I'll say this. I love. That was his comeback movie. Oh, I don't know that. Yeah, that was his big comeback movie. He was done. And then he went through some shit and then, you know, Scientology and shit.

And then that was his big, like, like, schleppy. Yeah. Before that, he was always this like, you know, hot stud. And then now it's just like, now he's just overweight, you know, gangster. Yeah. When I love, dude, I love his new style. I'm just, he's really why. Boyce somewhere, dude.

Is he right now? He's dressing like he didn't be cool. Like he's got like the fucking... Yeah. Yeah, right? But he's got a Puma hat on. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Does he have some... Yes, I did see a picture. Where was he in that was doing? I don't know. No, hold on. How was the new... So, Spilberg movie, what did you think of it? So this is my thing with it.

I thought it, uh, it was a fun watch. There was some fun aspects of it. But I didn't think it was like, I didn't think it was like a groundbreaking. I mean, it's like, it's hard when, like, somebody's made so many good movies. Like, you're like, and this is the one he's like, this is the dang. And it's like, is somebody who they weren't even like, I'm like super into aliens, UFOs and shit.

It wasn't like, it seemed like somebody who was just like, he's like, I'm going to throw this in little Easter egg. But it was not like a really like, it didn't get that. It wasn't a good plot point. It didn't like move it along in any way. Not really. I thought it was like, it was fun. There was some cool aspects of it. It was like a fun action movie.

Oh, there's a lot of action in it? Yeah, and it's like really close action, which I like. I like when you're almost, it's like really, like there's a scene where like the bad guys are running up to get a guy in a car and you're like, it's like, it's like seconds before. Because a lot of times it's like the bad guys show up. Yeah, it's good like Indiana Jones with the hat. Yes.

Like right for the thing shuts, he grabs the time. Yeah, there's some of that, which I really like. He's good at those. Yeah. But yeah, he's just like, I don't know. He's just, I don't care about meet the fablemen. I don't care about. Meet the Penguins?

The Fablemen's, whatever the fuck. Vablemen. Play of a man, yeah. And then the, uh, what's the other one? He's made a bunch of bland movies. I don't know why he remade that. That fucking original movie is fantastic.

How are you going to beat that? Yeah. Yeah. And also with these new bloods coming up, dude, get out of the way. You got to see the obsession, dude. Yeah, I love the guy sketches. They're incredible.

You have to see their movie in the movie. It really is a movie movie movie. I saw it again. I took Sierra. No, you did. What a Sierra thing is there? I convinced her to go. She loved it.

Yeah, right? Yeah. Nobody said a bad thing about it. Yeah. Did you see back rooms? No. Yeah, you don't have to. Yeah, that's boring.

It's boring. I didn't even say, but I think this is summer, I'm excited. I am excited. We're going to see the Odyssey. You're going to see the Odyssey? Of course. I'm a huge Nolan fan. Yeah, no, right, right, right.

Which one are you going? When is it? Wait, did you not get tickets yet? No. Oh, buddy. Is it? He waited for three hours to get a 75 millimeter IMAX. It took for a little.

I might not be a huge Nolan fan anymore. I might be a guy who kind of like that. They sold out a ticket so quick. The whole system went down. Dang. Yeah. Like we planned on this because we all, because Levi and I have a run.

We've been, we did, what's the word? Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer. Yeah. At the 75. I saw that too late at night.

I fell asleep and just woke up to an atomic bomb going off. I was just a thing. Where am I? That's awesome, dude. The, uh, the, I think of the Odyssey.

It's so funny to be because I'm like, Florida is like that island with the sirens where they're never going to leave and they're eating the berries. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it for me. I'm like, I got to get, like, I got to get a, I miss my flight leaving. I was like, I got to get the fuck out of here. I was like, I got to get the fuck out here. Stay, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, dude. What are you doing, man? Dude, what are you doing, man? Bro, we're all dying anyway. Who cares, man? I'm like, oh, it's such a good life. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I bet, man. I tell you, that's why I do when I go to Florida, I have fun. But I cannot live there. You don't mean either. You can't live there. But I added up the time. I was like, oh, I actually did way more stage time there than I would in three weeks here. Because I'm doing longer sets.

I mean, I did in total four headlining sets and probably three. When you say headlining, you did 45 to an hour? Yeah. Oh, good for you. Yeah. And then like three or three-ish feature sets. So I was like. Yeah, good.

Dude. If it's better, go for it, man, for a little while. Yeah. In your head, you're just like, New York. If I leave New York, if I leave New York, I'm going to forget I exist. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's still here. Yeah, yeah.

And especially where, you know, you're at right now. It's not like, you know what I mean? Like, you can put pat. You could, you know, go down there. And it's not like you're not going to do comedy. You're still going to come back, you know? Yeah. And I'm more focused now on developing at stand-up than I am with ranking systems and

things like that. Because you used to be like, if you're like, I got to get into this club, that club. Yes. I'm, yeah, I'm with you on that too. And then you realize that you're like, which really important is like building an audience and getting better in this thing. So I'm like, I can kind of, I'm like, yeah, I mean, don't get as many places as possible. And I was like, oh, there's personal. But like I would say this, my writing when I was

not, I was not writing as much. It's like that's why I'm like, all right, you know, you have your fun, build some memories, get some podcast content. Yeah. And then get three weeks is enough. I'm like, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, I would say that, dude. But we got to wrap up. This is, I had a great time. Where can they find you? J-Live comedy on Instagram and my specials is on YouTube. Give it a watchee. And I have Punch Up Live for Road Stuff. Levin and I are going on the road. August, what, the end of the month of August. we're doing Doltel Delaware. Oh, nice.

I'm headlining. He's featuring. Fuck yeah. Yeah. What about it. Levi of the White on Instagram. Follow me on posting more, guys. Yeah, he is.

And check out Justin's podcast. You picked the movie. Yes. We got a producer now. We got to get you back on. You're going to get you back on. We have to get you back on. Yeah, he's great.

Cam. He's fucking killing it, dude. Cam Stapper? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's doing it. And he's killing it already.

Oh, sweet. All right. Well, I will definitely. I'll come on fucking whenever. Yeah. Thank you. you. Thank you, buddy.