Morning Good - Those Guys Are Rolling In Money- Episode 137

Episode Date: December 4, 2022

Adam Christopher and Charlie Dawson return to the show. They talk about not remembering 8 Mile, how the city of Dubai works, and paying it forward.Quick update: the audio quality is a little lower this episode due to some issues with Paxton, the editor and producer, but the next episode will be back to the top quality you're all used to getting. So stay tuned.Thanks to Adam and Charlie for coming back on the show and always being great guests. Check them out at their links down below and give them a follow for more info on where to find them.Charlie is on Instagram @charlievdawson and hosts a podcast with former guest Leland Long called @idiotscatalog. Adam is on Instagram as well @adamchristopherrr and check out both his show @purefruitcomedy and his comedy channel @waytoozesty.tv.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichael.This podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax.

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. Are rolling, and we're here with Charlie Dawson, who's got the fucking eight-mile look. They're looking like a badass in here. Be rabbit. Yeah. That's my habit. you give me some

popery I'm going to grab it yeah that's exhibit over there wasn't that exhibit in that movie yeah yeah he's one of the car is that yeah yeah he was like yo let me pimp your freestyle yeah I do I love

that way Adam Christopher's here too Oh yo what's up Do we play to the camera? Yeah yeah we only look directly at that beam of light I have going Is that good it's really great to see you Hello, Michael. Good. I am also, it is good now. Yeah. I just, I want to start by apologizing to all of Central Florida for giving you diarrhea over the last week.

Yo, what? Yeah. You'll run that one back? I gave a region diarrhea. So I was like, run that back? You gave a region diarrhea. Sounds like it was a dire region. Yeah. Yeah. So what's going on? Yo. Yo. Be rabbit.

We're rolling. We're like what you guys are talking about. And if you don't mind, like to join in right about now. Now I like what you guys are talking about. Now everybody from the 313. I think I might take my shirt. I'm sweating in here. The look of like anyone going to catch?

Yeah, it's an 8 mile reference. But Adam, do the jacket riff. That was really funny. What was the jacket riff? Does you move in your shoulders? That's how Adam riffs, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. It's a good way to do it. We should do a whole episode without words. Just looking at each other and be like, they'll know what it means. The Christmas episode? Yeah. Release a clip of us just like looking at each other

I have a very like festive beginning And then like we were going through the window of the house Oh they're vibing over there Yeah Let me say Let me just get one thing straight And that's me Yeah

Because both of you're getting Yeah That's what I'm thrown out there Adam His listeners don't know about me they don't know I'm gay like that I think you've gone into depth on it I think I have as well

I think that's most of what I talk about I also I ask I ask a lot of questions about it Yeah yeah do you have any more? Yeah yeah What is No No Story of a predator

Nope I just picture like a book Like a novel guy in the back. What does no even mean? No, you want to buy this book. No, I know you want to buy this book. Just at this store.

Just harassing people to buy the book. Just put your hands on it. You don't have to... That's a good question. Yeah, yeah. But diarrhea, Central Florida. I spread diarrhea throughout the town. That's great.

I gave it. It was more of like a Thanksgiving, you know, for the homeless. What? Yeah. It was a giving thing. You know, the more you say, the less I know. The more you say, the less I know, the more I don't know what's going on. Oh, went biscuit. Yeah, yeah.

The chili poppers. You know, fuck the free world. Are any, that at some point? Yeah, well, the 8 miles of 313 versus the free world, which they don't say they're gangs. They say they're rap groups, but they're gangs. And Eminem is from the, is in the 313, and everyone from the free world is messing with him because they're like, because they're like, you're not, you're from the other side of the tracks. And he's like Detroit or whatever. I've seen, I've seen the movie.

It's just been a while. It's word of God. Yeah, it's great. You know, it's not. Like, like, if you, if you, if you play. it, I would recognize it more. But I'm more of a visual rememberer. Yeah.

Yeah. Like that coffee scene in the movie. Yeah. Adam, your eyes are darting left and right now. Adam, why are they doing that? Oh, I'm just a little, one could say, suspicious that you've ever seen the movie. Yeah. Yeah, Michael, name at least 12 characters that weren't Eminem. Yeah. Okay.

There was. You can't say Detroit Billy either, because he's in everything. Okay. Chucky cheese. Yep. Immediate, yes. Let's see. The fruit of the looms, grape people.

Talking fruit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see. Right after the climax of the movie. He knows his stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're talking resolution. The cop that's hiding in Dark Night rises and doesn't want to put on his uniform because he's like,

come on, you know what they're doing the cops out there. he'll get shot right in the street and Gordon's like this is our last shot that guy was in a mile that guy from the movie from that movie in that movie too the same character too

yeah T9000 from Terminator 2 that's the one that like moves like liquid yes but is also robot yes yeah yeah yeah he plays he plays Eminem's stepdad

in that the guy's bang his mom went to his high school yeah he's like I don't want a robot fucking my mom she's like sweetie rap now no I meant crack now I don't know who else

fucking E.T. is in it yeah yeah yeah yes did you know they edited his hands to look like guns right right I'm Spielberg out of that note

yeah yeah Wow, it sounds like you've seen the movie. Yeah, the giant dog from the Never Ending Story. He was the car. Trey you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the name of the Dragon?

I'm pretty sure, yeah, yeah. I think of the band of Trey You. They were also in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They do a cover of, I can see you. Oh, I don't know that. Yeah, they do it. You know that song by Don Henley.

I can see you. I know Don Henley from the Eagles. Do you know Don Hanley? Yeah, yeah. Can you name a couple other movies he was in? But I remember as a kid, I was in a CD store, and I was looking at the CD cover, and it was a picture of him, and it said Don Henley. And I was like, that's an album I'll never listen to. I'm actually in an Eagles cover band called The Beagles.

It stands for all Beatles cover. In the style of music. Yeah, yeah. Are you going to let me finish naming the people that were in this movie? Yeah, you're my fault. Oh, you're good. I just got real B-Rabbit with it, but that's my bad. Yeah, that's fine.

The Fairly Godmother from Shrek 2. That's who plays M&M's. Wait, but she was also in Shrek 1. No, she wasn't. Have you seen Shrek 1? Now 12 names. I'm like Shrek in Shrek one. If you've seen the movie.

Don Henley from the Beagles. All right, all right. Good, good. There's Ralph Loll. Lawrence, the guy who created Polo. Right. But he changed the name. It's Ralph Lauren.

Yeah, yeah. Because there's already a Ralph Lawrence, who created Gucci. Right. Who in Trek 2. Yeah. There's that... He created Gucci Main.

Sorry? I'm sorry. No, I was just apologizing for everything. Oh, okay. I just want to clear. Gucci Main was made in a laboratory. Yeah, I believe that, too. Yeah.

Because the thing with Gucci Main is he was off his rocker. and then he went to prison and then he was on his rocker when he came out. And instead of people believing that he got better as a person, they said he was created in a laboratory.

And I went, I like to think like that. So I think the same way now. Yeah. It's basically, yeah, the beginning half of his life, it was meant to be intense. And they wanted to make him a little crazier

and then they toned it down. Yeah, yeah, robot. Yeah. Gucci Maine lives really well now. Dude, his kid, his kid has like a, try an Instagram following and he's like a toddler.

Like his kid has like Like you know the little kid cars you drive He's like a Maserati Like one of those It's like a Lambo Is his name Gucci boy? No I don't know what it is

But his kid like His kid almost looks way down By the amount of gold he's wearing He's like I don't know Why my kid's can't walk yet But he's like a scandal Where he's actually just holding All of Gucci Mains's like jewelry

Oh these aren't his These are mine I just I'm all full up over here Do you guys see what 50 cents kid did? No. So 50 cents kid has a like an allowance because, oh wait, what's it called child support? And he gets like $5,600 a week. And he sued 50 cents because he said it's not enough.

Oh, dang. Isn't that crazy? I mean, that's like a teacher's salary a month just for being born. Yeah. That's better than 99% of the world. That's not better, but more than 99%. Ouch. That's that insane.

Yeah. I hope he loses that lawsuit and then gets poor. Yeah. Yeah. And then he has to grow up in the struggle and becomes a great rapper. And then his son sues him. What about that? $5,600 now.

He still doesn't give it up. Yeah. I love Gucci. His Christmas albums are, I, they're awesome. 50th and the first is a classic. That is a great song. Also, I love how he got sober and got, I think he got better. rapping. Like he still wraps about selling drugs, but he's like, I'm not doing it.

Yeah. Well, he had enough. So he's like, I'm never going to forget that I sold drugs. Yeah. Yeah. I think he did that. Yeah. I think he wrapped a lot. Because from what I've seen in like documentaries, he like, he's a workhorse. He's like when he's not fucking off, he's in the studio every day. So I think he's so prolific. He has like show many albums. So many. I don't know if I'd say prolific. I'd say, I'd say lithic. Yeah. No, he is great. And but I think what was is that he wrapped so much fucked up that now that he's doing it sober he's like he took the donut

off the bat you know what i mean like he got like you know in baseball when you take those you know what i mean like he like getting fucked up and being a good rapper i assume is hard and he did that for long enough that now that he's sober and clear-headed training of that it's like when you wear the heavy boots yes right when you're working out and then you um take them off and all of a sudden you're jumping everywhere You got springs in them heels So you're saying I should do heroin and comedy at the same time Yeah Yeah and then in 10 years you'll be either great or dead

That's a great idea Yeah Hey buddy Yeah yeah I'm so excited to hear them It's not one of those shows Oh my bad I thought the show with the hosts

With a boner on the cover was one of those shows No no We get into this stuff My bad Yeah no this is Gucci Man's prolific Can we reset the room first? Yeah, sure.

Let's turn this all off And then, you know, then maybe think about Maybe we're something more appropriate To the episode I look cool. I know if they're really I look good, dude.

Yeah, I know you look great. Oh yeah, let's reset the room. Yeah, Michael, we're gonna do what you want to do. Let's reset the room. I gave the whole town diarrhea. Wait, walk me. I still don't know what you mean. You're starting with the headline

and then it's like I'm reading the article, it's still the headline. Yeah. Okay, all right, but like, what is this about? Like, you know in the Shining

when it's just red rum over and over again? Yeah, you never, no idea, yeah. It's like that, but I wrote,

it just says it all over the place, I think. Yeah, I did that with diarrhea. I wrote red rum on people's doors with it. Yeah. So what happened? Uh,

so I, like, I, I've been, I've been sick for like ever now. I think I'm just, I think I have long COVID or something. Because genuinely,

like two weeks leading up to Thanksgiving, I felt horrible. And I was like, all right, well, you know what I don't know what this is. It's like, it felt like allergies.

And the last episode of the podcast, I was like, I hope I'm not like contagiously sick because I'm like, it's two, you know, after two weeks, you're like, what am I supposed to do?

Yeah. And then I went to a party and then everybody from that party got horrific diarrhea. Whoa. Yeah. So, but I don't know, because I didn't start with diarrhea when I was sick. But I checked groups, so people at the party had diarrhea and people I hung out with after the party that didn't go to the party also got diarrhea.

Whoa. Wow. I transferred it to two different groups of people. Holy shit. Yeah. This article getting really good. Yeah, yeah. It started out really, it was like I started to feel like shit because I felt worse.

I was sick. And then, you know, I went drinking and then I felt way worse. And then I just had like horrible diarrhea. And then I got a text from one of my friends who goes, hey man, have you had a lot of my friends who goes, hey man, have you had a lot of. horrible diarrhea and I'm like absolutely he's like oh my god he's like I was just talking to so and so they also had horrible diarrhea and then I eventually

had this map of everybody in the town with strings going everywhere and it all led to diarrhea yeah yes that was kill list but it's not a list it's like this insane web it's an order in which you have to kill people

I can't kill Janine until I killed oh wow thank you Can I be rigorously honest? My riff was like not going anywhere. And so I'm really appreciative that that happened. Can I be rigorous?

Rigorous. Rigorous. Rigorous. Yeah. Oh my God. I haven't said that word in so long. Yeah. Can I be rigorously excited?

Is that the word? Yeah. I said honest. Honest. Yeah. Rigorously. You're kind of all over the place right now, Adam. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm all over the place. Yeah. That's what I want to be honest about. Yeah. That's so, I accept that. But I'm also happy to be here. Michael, could you give us some space actually?

Yeah, yeah, I'll get off. I don't know why I'm on there. I don't know if I'm, but like I'm, you know, outside of all the jokes and stuff, I'm here to, like, amplify, like, black and Latino voices. And I know that about them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. How did you know that about them? We've history. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And I don't stop talking about it.

I'll give a voice to all the black people in the world. and I want to give a voice to all the Latinas. Anyone specifically? No, just all of them. Okay. Yeah. That's kind of weird that you'd ask. They're not hearing enough voices.

Yeah, all right. And that's just the energy that we bring. How are you? That's why I love how it you guys are because it gets so, uncontainable and I love it like it gets so off the rail I'm like this isn't even it's like a doctor Seuss

you should see when we walk around together oh I'm sure you guys say nothing of substance but it's fun but yet everything of substance and then we always ended with a nice pound and says friendship

yeah you walk away from each other for at least a year this is our fifth time hanging out yeah yeah my friend was talking about

in high school he's like dude if I ever move I just want to laugh Like, if I remember moving, I'm not going to tell you guys. We're all just going to be laughing. And we go, and walk out the door and just move to a completely different city and just never see you guys again. That's so funny. Just like, bitch, I did that one time, but then he didn't move.

But it was funny because he said that and then one time laughed and then just left for the whole night. And we're like, yeah, that was weird. I hope he, uh... Sometimes when I'm really stressed at work, I fantasize about instead of taking a train to the destination I'm supposed to, taking it to Poughkeepsie and hanging out for a few weeks. What's Poughkeepsie? You got to do it. Wouldn't that be so fucked?

No, exactly. That's why you got to do it. What is Poughkeepsie? It's not saying a word to, or like if I have like a social obligation I really don't want to go to, when I'm on the way, I'll think like I could just keep taking this train and then just keep moving in any direction forward and see where I end up. Can you put some of it? I don't know. I've seen an eight mile, but I know what Poughkeepsie is. Piccy?

And then I don't know where that is Long Island. Like just the, uh, the sort of activity of like when you're on a train and you're like. Can I? Can I, can you talk closer to the microphone? Oh, yeah. When you're like on a train and you're like, I want to, let me just stay on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm free to do this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because then, I don't know, it plays with this like sensation of like freedom to a degree. You know, like, oh, this is so random for me. Like, I got to do. Like, yo, when you have like a full day, just take a day trip. Yeah. It's the craziest thing.

It's so fun. It sounds so freeing. Because what I get, I don't, I just want to be free. I don't want to be confined. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I'm saying all these words for the black and Latin. Thank you.

And that's why we're friends. Yeah. You host the show? I am actually speaking for a different group. I'm speaking for the Indonesians. Oh, sick. Smoking that Indo-Nnesian. Yeah.

And the whites from South Africa. Yeah. Just those two specifically. Oh. They're having a hard time. Yeah. Elon, I mean, it looks easy, but, you know, it's a lot of pressure. Yeah, especially the way they talk.

Yeah, yeah. Unnatural. Yeah, he has to, he speaks like us normally. Can I stay out of this one? I don't like this one. He has to purposely pretend like he has toothpaste in his mouth. It's very hard for him to be like, he wants to talk like this, but he has to talk like this. I'm not much.

Like James Bond? Yeah, from the 90s. That's how he sounds to me. Hello, my friend. How are you? Yeah, yeah, that's Elon. Yeah. Hello, my friend.

What are you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. None of those were Elon, guys. How does Elon sound to you? It's okay if you don't want to do an African accent. That was a threat. Watch your words.

Elon, I've never really heard him talk, actually. I only know him as like a Twitter thing. Yeah. And Caitlin both have the toothpaste. Because Caitlin kind of sounds like they both have the toothpaste. Jenner? Yes. That toothpaste kind of shound

It's like right under the tongue. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, I mean, I know what you mean. I don't know why his torso, I know everybody's talked about, but it's very odd the giant torso picture of him. I think he is a robot. The torso picture? It's like a picture of him shirtless on a boat and he has like this weird upper hat. Oh, it's super boxy.

He looks like you're seeing Josh Brawling in the Phenos, CGI. It looks like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like a ginormous chest that you're like, I don't know if that's how a human being looks. There's definitely circuitry in that. Yeah, yeah. I think it's the result of going up really wealthy

and eating a lot of food all the time, but not ever like working out or anything. I think that's what it is. He's just getting the protein. You think he's just eating spinach and eggs all day? Yeah, yeah. Oh, there's that guy on TikTok who's like always eating like raw meats. Liverman?

Liverman? Oh, my God. I did like a small binge Of watching him eat just a bunch of around and then like he'll walk around town and just like Yeah, like food stands. He's like not healthy, not healthy. Liverman approves You're gonna die in like a week. Yeah, you know what just happened with him. He got caught with steroids. Yeah, and now he had

Swear to God, he had to make a big apology. Yo, fuck everyone that like represents anything. Yeah, that's nobody to him. He apologized, like, just him just sitting and, like, a little webcam. Did you see it? No, he's like, it's just like, I'm so sorry. He goes, I do take steroids, but under a guided... No, no. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's chill because, like, professionals know that I do it. Like, I don't... You know what's so funny? You're a fucking fraud. Yeah. And you should cook your meat. Yeah.

You know what is funny, though? Somebody was just so heartbroken when they saw that video. Yeah. Like, there had to be some guy who's like, no. He's like, what am I supposed to believe anymore? It's like, there's no God. That broke somebody's heart. Of course.

You know, all right, so like along this line of like frauds, right? So like, you know that company? Mudwater, I don't know if you see like the ads for it. It's like you're trying to quit coffee. Mud water. That's what I gave the whole central Florida. Basically what the ingredients are. It just says see Michael.

Talk to him. Michael's always at a bar. spreading it to others. Yo, so they're like, oh, you're trying to quit coffee because you're drinking too much coffee. Why don't you drink, like, crushed up mushrooms? They're good for your brain. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so I was like, all right, well, I don't drink coffee, but I would like to see if this, like, you know, it kind of nourishes the brain.

It's a rare mushrooms that they're using, apparently. Then I look at the ingredients, and there's caffeine. And I'm like, that would be the any, like the reason why people are trying to get off of coffee is the caffeine. Yeah. Not the taste or the smell. Like, it's the caffeine part. So now you're literally putting in the part that people are trying to, like, get away from. Oh, that's so bullshit.

Yeah, I almost don't believe in any drugs that have been invented in the last, like, four years. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like, unless it's, like, ruining somebody's life, anything that's an actual drug has to have serious side effects to it. Any version of that. Caffeine has side effects to it. Nicotine does.

Ginkgo-Beloba. I don't know what that is. Thank you. What is? What's up, Michael? Ginko. Yeah, you get it right, bro. Me and Adam are here.

Yeah, ginko. His face is like, I don't know where to take it. Zero clue. I don't know what the fuck. Ginko below. Aren't we a challenge? Aren't we a big old challenge for you? If you go to like a bodega, they're usually in bodegas.

At the checkout counter, there's sometimes like these mysterious little vials of something. And sometimes they have like a root in it or it's like a capsule. And it's supposed to be like brain-enhancing. Yeah. And it's like, I think, like, an old Asian, like, sort of a woman. You're eating a woman? They bottle her up.

They bottle her up. I would trust that. Somebody's like, this is an old Asian woman. I'm like, I bet you if I eat this, something will happen. But it's like a root. And it's supposed to, like, stimulate the brain. Sorry, I just pictured, you know, like the, the, how did they get her? Like, like, the, like, the, I'm like, how did they get her?

They crush her with the cart that she has a lot of bags in. How does she fit in there? In that accent, how are she fritt? It's a callback. I wanted to put that out there. It's good to be here. I'm never going to call you back. Roasted.

Beko. Be rabboot. I saw like, it said, it said lean at one of these smokeshops. I'm like, what are they? That's what are they? I do trust things at smoke shops because those are sometimes I don't trust you anymore. And I wouldn't.

I don't mean in the fact that it's good for you. I mean the fact that it will do something to your. Oh, yes. In terms of like actual. Yes, you will feel everything that you get from a smoke shop. That's for sure. I tried smoking a glass pipe. The whole pipe?

Yeah. The whole pipe. You crushed it up, but in a different pipe. It hurt me lungs, maybe. I was on a ship. We were alluding. Did you have?

Yeah. I've heard because when I was a kid we smoked like K2 and there are always these weird things. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. You did all the weird drugs. Yeah, that's why I know about Michael. You did the weird drugs.

Like you ever done acid? You're like, I've done GHB 35. Yeah. Oh, I was going to try that. It still makes it sound cool. Yeah, yeah. He still kind of want to do it. He's like, it makes you feel like you're in the sixth dimension.

Oh, word. Word. Yeah, let me finish this trip on the acid. That I'm like. enjoying and it all gets to your GHB. It is weird that none of them like in the last like five years like nothing is probably 10 years nothing's been invented that's topped any of the old drugs. You know, I mean like nothing since MDMA has like been like, oh, this is awesome.

You know what I mean? It's like. Yeah. And I think after like, I mean, after Adderall was made. Yeah. Societally speaking, it's the most like accepted sort of like, oh no, have ADHD. Let me take some Adderall. So the whole country is kind of like goosed up on meth.

Yeah, truly. You know what? Oh, here's a take. I shouldn't. What bothers me is when people describe their ADHD symptoms as being a human fucking being. When they'll be like, I have ADHD because I woke up this morning and didn't want to go to my nine to five. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah. So you're a person. Yeah. One of my friends. That is kind of me. It's also someone will be like playing video games. There's a movie on in the background.

They're playing music. there's a dog barking and they have five people over and they're like, I just can't focus. Like, yeah, look at your fucking environment. Yeah, yeah. You're still, and a lot, ADHD is a real thing. A lot of people have, I think I've done this on this podcast before because it fucking bothers me. You know what I mean?

And it's just like, if you have ADHD, like, it's a different, I've met people. They literally, they can't look you in eyes. They're always on something else. But it's like, if you're, if you're not allowing yourself to try to focus and you just pawn it off as ADHD, like, oh, fuck. yourself. Well, it is also just a fun drug, and I feel like it's one of the best excuses to be like, oh, no, my life is different than everyone else.

Yeah. If I snored it, it really helps my ADHD. I used to snort so much. I have done that before. I've snorted so much at all. When I was a kid, oh my God, and it hurts because it's... I liked when the boogers are blue. Yeah.

You get like a weird... It is the nicest thing to snort because it does sting a little bit, but then it tastes like blueberries. Yeah. You're like, yeah. It is so funny. It's like, everybody's like, you have these cigarette companies, you know, they make these. You can't have a jewel that's like blueberry flavored, but you can have Adderall that's

blueberry flavor. Yeah. There's the orange ones too that taste like oranges. I'm like, this is kind of wild. It's, yeah. I miss that. I miss that era. My Adderall used to be, it hurt and it tasted bad.

Really? You're not supposed to put in your butt. I was just putting so much other stuff up there. Throw that Adderall. I put the whole pill container in there. kind of like shook it around. Yeah, but that was a different thing. You're not also supposed to put it inside of a book and just start hitting yourself.

Well, Harry Potter too hurts. I'm so focused. I'm ready for the next book, in fact. The first one's all bloody. I always hated Harry Potter and people hated me for hating Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter. I understand a lot of Harry Potter, dude. It's so, it's so wild.

It's very integral in a lot of people's lives. Yeah. Well, I'm talking with Batman. Everybody has a thing they love that's like, you know, like their childhood. It's funny. Yeah. I'm a big Batman guy as well. Yeah, yeah.

I think we bonded over this. Yeah, yeah. But you can also like both, you know, like Harry Potter. You know what I love more than Harry Potter? Those J.K. Rowling's opinions. Those are. They're so fine. They really bring people together.

Yes. Against J.K. Rowling. The motion's a bit off, right? Yeah. She'll get to that. She has a writer. Can I say on the record, I think she has dog shit opinions. I don't like J.K. Rowling.

I have no idea what she thinks about. She's like super anti-trans, even though she wrote a book about magic and wizards and muggles and shape-shifting. But she's anti-trans, which is insane. No, I think her opinions are really great. And that's on the record. No, actually, I've been thinking about that because, like, I also with like the Kanye thing and stuff. And I was like, yo, no matter what anyone. says that's like so controversial it's like in a way in a twisted way it's still bringing people

together it's like again like the emotions off but like people are now engaged talking to other people I mean in a very aggressive and non-loving way Adam takes peace and love to another level peace and love and hate it is in love equals hate as long as we're all in the same room eh you just have to make sure to do a hand with Like a Venn diagram thing I'll draw it

I'll draw it out It'll make sense Once they draw it out That is kind of funny The The lack of opubiduses though Because she's like Like a trans person

Like I believe that I'm a woman She's like I don't believe that But I believe in wizard You know That's what I'm saying Yeah Yeah She's

A woman can transform into a cat But a woman can not transform To a man I know It's insanity Yeah But I mean I guess you could argue

That that that's a I don't know. I don't know what she thinks about it. I don't know. If you read the dialogue that she writes about it, it really just seems like, it seems like she's scared of something. Yeah.

And so she's like speaking on this like fear that she has or some sort of insecurity. Or like maybe she feels like less than a woman. It's like there's something about it. I don't know my trying to say let's pull up a few. There's something about her tone that like is trying to maintain her own identity of what she thinks. and upholds as like what she is.

I don't stand by anything. I have no principles. I'm throwing everything out. I'm just, I'm turning into, I'm gonna be a rug. The rest of my life. You know what? That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, yeah. I have, I have zero opinions about every.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can vacuum them. What else can you vacuum these days? Yeah, like, imagine being a rug and just being like, suck me. Yeah. Just telling people who should just suck I'm a rug It's cool Horny ass rug

Bro I got you I got a Dyson No I think I'm just going to become an adult baby I think that's the way to go I think it's actually an alpha move Goobaga on that brother Yeah yeah Dude imagine why have I not seen that in New York City

Just a guy wearing a diaper That's the only thing I absolutely If you just confidently walk through the city In a diaper like you know properly like you know just positioned and just walking with like gusto but you're in diapers it's beautiful and everybody sees it as big gerber's kiss it's kind of alpha though to be like yeah somebody else clean up my shit you know because i'm a baby feed me bitch other um and other baby stuff I'm not going to have this bite.

And Adam with the save. Real Daryl Strawberry moment. Oh, nice. Daryl Strawberry? I've been wanting to reference a baseball guy for a while, and I thought this was my time to do it. I love you. I'm a rock, bro.

I got no opinions on anything. Are you right? Yeah. You did the baseball donut earlier. Oh, that's two B-ball references, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Strong on the sports references.

Yeah, yeah. Not the pod to do it on, but, you're not a sports-based pod? No. Then why am I cheer? I love your pod because you always introduce it as you're like

this is an invention it's one of those invention based podcast which you guys are the only one that does it. We don't say one of those. Oh,

but the way you say it sounds like you're, there's multiple levels. It sounds like you misunderstood my tone. Because I always hear you say idiot catalogs

and invention based it's, we say it's an invention's based pod. I don't know why in my head it's, you say it was such shout out

that by the best podcast like genuinely I recommend it to so many people is very funny. But, but you say with such confidence that makes it out like it's a regular thing. We say it like it's a category of like,

this is an invention space pod. Like it's like there's categories and this is one of the category. Yeah, yeah, but it's the only one. Yeah, it's the only one. I haven't met another invention space podcast yet. I've never met a podcast ever. Yeah.

Go down to Barry. That's a cool podcast. Yeah. Go down to Barry. Yeah, I'll see it. You'll see him there. They need to get out of this neighbor. Whoa.

Do we... Does that reflect our opinion? Oh, no, none of this reflects her opinion. Okay. Adam and I speak for each other. I have no opinions besides hating podcasts. Understandable. Yeah.

You know those hated podcasts? Barry Bonds. That's three, baby. That's three. Strike. Baseball is back. When does the season start? people do seem like they're getting in the World Cup.

I have no idea what's going on with any of it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't either. Yeah. What's going on with it? I used to play. FIFA Qatar.

Aren't they FIFA Qatar? Pleased to meet you. He's an Irish guy. Oh, to hail. FIFA guitar. Yeah, nice to meet you. The beginning part was my Irish accent. Just gets down me and Adam are the same guy.

of people do. In case you're not watching the video, the first part was me. Yeah, I, I, uh, there's some weird thing where like, they can't, they couldn't serve beer with the stadium or something. I don't know. Wow. Just let's take all the fun away. That's what I say.

Yeah. No gaze allowed. Yeah. No promiscuity. Yeah. Swear to God. There's like, I saw this picture that was like the rules. Wait, really?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I swear to God. And it's like all these rules of like no homophob. No. how do you homosexual people yeah sorry I'm always

like no we're the homophob yeah yeah yeah let us continue our bet my mistake it was like at least eight rules it was like yeah no homosexuals

no promiscuity from women no alcohol probably no smoking like no drugs I love the idea that it's not from women but men could just kind of like

promiscuity but like in a sense of just attitude yeah not not but if it is for men if it is for men other men can't enjoy that promiscuity. That's another one of the rules.

It's great. I love the last rule too. It's like absolutely no soccer. We just cleaned the stadium. I just watched a documentary on the building of the... Oh, oh, of the building of it? Wait, let's do it at the same time. The...

Yo. Sorry, I got excited because I just saw like the FIFA documentary. Oh. I didn't know you were talking about the guitar. Yeah, I was talking about guitar. The guy was the guitar. The diva guitar. What was in the documentary?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was talking about the building of the Qatar stadiums, and it was like they mistreated the workers. They wouldn't pay them. A bunch of them died, some from on-site accidents, but a lot from suicide. Because what would happen is you have to get a certain pass to go from another country into guitar to work on the stadium. And then once you were in guitar, they would trap you.

They would take your pass to get back to your home country and they wouldn't let you leave until you'd have to stay in guitar. So a lot of people killed themselves. Is it one of those where they'd kill themselves like in the moat and they become part of the stadium? I don't know why. I picture it's like like a bench with like a man inside of it. Are these bones inside these? There's a thorn in my seat. Oh no, it's just bones.

It's just fingernails of a relative. It's like a pyramid. This is crazy. That's why. It's so rotten. That's so rotten. You know, I saw, I think I told you about this,

but I saw a documentary as well about Dubai. And, yo, so Dubai is just like a rich person, like a billionaire's, like, fever dream. And like the city itself doesn't really make sense. Like the, like the Burj Khalifa,

which is like the tallest building in the world for no fucking reason. Like, um, is that was Kalifa's building? Yes, yes. That would be a better reason. But I respect. That would be a header reason because rap game on fleek.

Yo, tone it down. All right, let me, I got to sip on this juice right here. Yeah. So, like, they don't have a sewage system. Yes. Yeah. So every day, a whole line of trucks take up, like, just the highway. There's, like, a special lane for all these dump trucks to just suck all the shit from the city.

Oh, my God. And then to dump it out in the fucking. desert or something. Yeah, yeah. And then on top of that, like that starfish... They're really given the town diary. Dude, that starfish island. I don't know if you know about the starfish island.

No. So there's just like really rich like residency or resident like a home place. Like what is that called like a subdivision or something or just a bunch of homes. So what they did was like they made this, you can see it from space too. And it's like this beautiful like fan. It's called like the palm or something. And what they did was they made this artificial beach to make that shape. and so they needed to make a lot of sand,

but they couldn't use the sand that's all around them because the grains are too big, so they dug up and destroyed a coral reef that's right on the shore just to make this artificial, like, beach. And then on top of that, because it's sand, it sinks, like, 0.2 inches, like, every year, so they have to, like, just keep digging, like, really deep ocean sand.

Oh, so just disaster. It's a fucking disaster. Yeah, they took something like that. similar to the Qatar thing yeah like in building the city like all the workers are like migrant workers yeah and like there was like 10 deaths like a day or something and like a good portion of that was like suicide yeah because there's no safety there's no we're so atrocious yeah and then on top of that just the the amount of work they're putting in and it's yo it's just it's so like frustratingly like just it's very depressing yeah like thinking about that but yeah it's just so crazy that they're like

Yeah, look at this beautiful city. And then also the city itself looks just like any other city. And it's like they didn't even like try to make it sort of like connected to their culture. So there's it's absolutely disconnected with anything. And they're just like trying to be like another New York city. It's like go fuck yourself. Yeah, yeah. This is the greatest city in the world.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm good bitch. Yeah. Yeah, fuck you. West Village, where are you at? Hooty-hoo.

I'm still the Irish guy. Yeah. It's so crazy that like they took with the sand the beach. They took something that existed and they went, let's destroy this and make the same thing. So we can make a lot of money and a lot of people can die. And rich people can buy houses on this fake beach. It's so insane.

There's also like another thing where it's like they made tiny islands using the same like sort of practice of taking that. Is it at least a pretty beach? It's so beautiful. No, that's the thing. It's so beautiful. But it's also so destroyed. Does it at least look nice? It looks fucking cool, dude.

It looks really fucking cool. It looks cool. It looks cool as in the way that ground zero now looks beautiful. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Worth it. Whoa, I didn't say that. You know, it's crazy that, like, they showed overhead pictures, and, like, the shoreline,

what they could have done is actually made, like, an inverted design to, like, preserve the coral reef that's right there. And that also, if you're going for money, that actually would have also just raised the property value, because it's, like, look at this coral reef. that we could like preserve over here and we still have this fucking beautiful thing that you can see from space. Is snorkeling big over there? Is what? Snorkeling big over there? I guess now we destroyed all the reefs. No, it's

not it's not big over there. You know what's really big? Hating women. Yeah. And gay people. And gay people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What in the same if you ask me? You show me a picture of a gay guy and a woman. I say, why you show me the same picture? And then

show me another picture. Because I like what I'm looking at. I don't have vision. I'm actually blind. Braille edition coming soon. It's like the same book, but with like a hijab. Africans for you, you killing it. Yeah, thank you very much.

Give me a microphone to invent and I'll talk. Yeah, you're the inventor of the microphone. Pioneering it, yeah. Yeah. I don't think As I said You said you had a stance though Did you already take the stance?

No not yet I'm nervous to do it Take the stance Okay A big source of my anger In the past couple weeks Has come from one direct Type of person

Oh I think you say one direction Yeah Yeah What they do They won't let me into their concerts I have been so angry At elderly women Oh

I get it And I have an example of why and I had another example but I already it already left my brain but I have one example and it's happened a lot and I feel so bad

because they don't mean they're not doing anything wrong and I'm just infuriated with them yeah what age level you're talking about 80 and over oh okay elderly women so I was walking home the other night

and let me just tell y'all I was in a tizzy like none other yeah tough day at work problems with the mortgage dog throwing up. I have a dog that throws up. You skipped over the mortgage? Yeah, I've been looking into getting one,

and that's the issue. Okay, so you don't own a house now. You don't tell me what I do and don't own. Yo, don't get him worked up. Yeah, he's getting worked up. You know, Adam knows me better than anyone. He knows not to get me. Like, watch what happens.

Don't do it, don't do it. See, he knows me. So I'm walking home. Some walking home near a night, tizzying like none of other. And there's an old lady, and she's on the right side of the sidewalk. And I go to pass her on the left side. She hears me coming, and she walks right in front of me.

And then I think she's going to cross the street. So I go, whatever. She just didn't know. And then she stops. So I can't keep walking for her. And I walk around to the right. And I laughed to myself because I was so angry that I had to go just laugh. And then she stared at me.

And I was like, you just got such in my way. and I was just so angry and this always happens with elderly women where there's enough sidewalk for everyone to share They're not going right down the middle Yeah and they're going right down

And then they see I try to pass And they dip into where I'm trying to pass And it's like I know I have an amazing life And I should be focused on that But all I've been focusing on Is how angry I am Elderly women

Why don't you take them out Because it's a crime Michael It's so easy though But and they're sweet A lot of them are And a lot of them probably don't even know they're getting in my way. Some of them are so mean, though. Yeah, that's true. Something happened this morning that I forgot, but something similar and I was just like, man, I'm

angry at these elderly women. Yeah, I had that recently. This like, woman was, this old lady was like buying something for her granddaughter and she was like checking out at Target. And maybe I did the wrong thing, but I asked the guy, I was like, hey, do you guys have, where are the phone chargers? Yeah. And then she goes, oh yeah, just go right ahead in front of me. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, he was, like, he can answer me for two seconds. to just point, but to be, I don't know if I was in the wrong for interrupting. No, she's in the wrong for being an old fucking hag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I almost, I just went off her in front of her granddaughter. I'm like, what are you going to do? Like, I could just go off. Because, like, you know, part of me is like, I'm like, I really, part of me just wants to go off of you in front of your granddaughter because like, how much can you do in front of your granddaughter? I have, I don't know. I'll get banned from this target.

Yeah, yeah, dude. I'll go to another target. Yeah, you're moving anyways. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to target on over on 13th. Yeah, I was like, I'm moving. Yeah. It's like Max Keebles' big move.

I could do whatever I wanted that target. Yeah, you can. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. It's a tough one. Yeah. But I, you know, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I use, whiz, ooh.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Adam, Adam, use your ability to calm me down to calm him down. Oh, don't do it. Yeah. That's my guy right there. That's my guy right there. But I just, I sucked it up and I've just thought about it every day for the last week.

It's so wild. I feel like, like, when that happens, you know, I feel like I would just be like, why are you so upset? Yeah. Why are you so upset over this? That's, yeah. Also, I'm not doing what you think I'm doing. I'm just getting this thing over here. Yeah.

Let's all calm down. Yeah. But I also, I was in the other side of that recently because we're moving. This bar, there's a, the bar below me where I lived. The security guard there was like a total asshole. Yeah. You get really mad at people. And I wasn't the wrong on this side.

But so you know how you put something out on the street for trash? Yeah, yeah. He was very aggressive that it couldn't be technically in front of the bar. So there was like a couple inches where he's like this is in front of the bar. That's not in front of the bar. So we brought like a dresser out there. He goes, move that four inches, not in front of the bar. Just like, yeah, okay.

Yeah, and then I bring a couch down and I put it outside. By yourself? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. No, I said that was a lie. Oh, stolen valor. Yeah, yeah. The only time I ever accepted a lie.

Yeah. Thank God that was a wine Sorry Somebody brought the couch down And I go to like I see the guy like putting I go to bring a dresser down Because somebody else brought the couch down

And Wait you didn't even bring the couch down What is going on in this story Oh my God Can we please? No no don't do it He's speaking in shorthand You're right

He's creating the imagery I have very short hand Thank you brother Adam Very short hand Yeah, but I'm bringing the dresser down and then he sees the couch. He goes, this is your couch? And I go, yeah, he goes, what's your name? I go, I'm not telling you that.

Yeah. And then he goes, there's, you're going to get fined a bunch of money. And then I'm like, I go, I've dealt with so much shit from this fucking bar. What? He goes, what does that do with anything? Because I guess he was just telling me that he, I'm going to get fined for having my couch outside by the city because it's after certain hours. But I just unloaded him for no reason. And I was just like, I have to live above this bar.

It's so loud. he's like, what? And I was like, and then I came back later. I was like, I'm sorry. I realized what you're saying was that I'm going to get a fine. Yeah. For some of his, I thought he was actually looking out for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're conditioned to know that he's just like a very aggressive person. So, like, when he was actually just saying something normal, you're like, he's always mad at me. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, no, he was genuinely trying to help me by saying something. Oh, my God. And then I took the couch and I put it in front of a different building so that I guess they will get to fine. Yeah.

Yeah. And you don't even, the landlord gets to fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know, those guys are rolling the money. But I mean, I guess it's not right to later. I had that one time I went to the doctor. I went to the ear, nose and throat doctor. And I said, check it all out, baby.

Yeah. He put this tube up my nose to, like, clean it. And I just said, yeah, sure, okay. And I got a bill for like $800. Whoa. Yeah, and that's a lot of money. You paid it forward. That's what you do.

You give it to the next guy. Yeah. The note on the bill was like, I really didn't want to do this. Yeah. Because I was exhausted that day. I don't know why. I love the idea of you just giving the bill to just like an old lady and like a chair and just being like, take care of this one. It's not how it works.

This one's for you, Gladys. That's for standing in my fucking way. I got more bills I can give you. I'm writing bills. $400. I'm mad. And this is a Con Edison one that I can't pay right now. You have to be it now.

So you have to pay. no I'm paying it forward like I see you on TikTok I want to use that now for like a threat like if you bother me one more time I will give you my bills and then you'll have to pay thinking that it's just like if you're last guy who touched it has to pay it's just how it works yeah it's like throwing it at people on the street

come on me leave it in a bowl of Doritos you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn You go to the movies or someone? Last handful. I don't... If I get this popcorn, I'm going to have to pay the bill, though. Why is there silly as his penis enlargement surgery on this popcorn? I think you should spend less time asking questions and more time transferring funds.

Oh, wait, double penis? Hope you got Zell. That is why, because I have a friends that got to the doctors. and they haven't been able to pay their bills and the nurse told them was like, hey, you put a fake name down and you can like just sneak out. But I love the idea of doing it.

Somebody tried to do that for like a penis in a long time. My name is Johnny Too Small. Oh, that's not your real name? Well, that's not a real penis. Just the guy just running out with a giant, just like a giant tinge penis It's been like a bathroom.

Sure, you have to pay your bill. Ha ha, ha, suckers. That's the plot of the next Batman movie. That's the villain. I'm called the balloon. He's been going around to doctors, acting like he can pay for penis surgery. Batman goes into a cancer ward and just murders 12 kids, but also catches the guy. Hey, Batman.

Yay! Good for you now. No one ever talks about that superhero movies. so much fucking destruction, dude. Imagine the guy who's like apartment is just next to villains apartment. He's like, why am I always on fire? That was the plot of Batman for Superman.

Did you see Batman for Superman? No. Batman's like, oh, it's so bad. You got to watch it. It's like, that's a bad where it's like kind of funny. Dude, it's maybe the worst superhero movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they played by the same guy? Yeah, it's a Zach Snyder

like a selfie movie. It's like him playing two roles in a sketch. Sacks spider Selfie movie No dude there's a scene that's so It's so funny Where their mom's name is the same? Yeah

He only doesn't kill him Because his mom Batman's like going to kill Superman He's about to kill him Yeah And then he yells his mom's name He just goes Martha

Then he was like Why did you say that? And he goes That's my mom's name And he goes That's my mom's name too He does it Stop fighting and become friends

Immediately Yeah after trying to kill each other for two and a half hours. Yeah. Yeah, it's horrific. It's amazing. Yeah. Not even like a sort of mention of like, hey, we can help poor countries if we work together. I see, I think they should, because Batman and Superman are the like two really big superheroes.

I think they should keep doing those kinds of movies, but for like way lower, like Robin versus Aquaband. Yeah. And they just show up like, what do we do in here? Let's just hang. Well, one thing that has it. And it becomes like a really good friendship story. Yeah, it's really great. Aquaman teaches Robin how to swim or something.

Like the first 10 minutes is like it looks like it's going to be an epic superhero film and then really tacky dialogue. And then it just becomes a very heartfelt like, let's just go west coast. Let's just get out of here. It's just dark, gross city. It wasn't anyone ever leave Gotham? Yeah, fuck that. Anyone's ever in Gotham. Like, okay, it's only happening here.

There's like a bunch of. But like a two hour jersey. Let's go to Jersey. Why the fuck not? Yeah, that is one thing that hasn't been done a romantic comedy of Batman. Like Batman's like dating life where he's just like, what a twist.

That would be really, I think that could be like actually even refreshing. He shows up with the date like still with one of his gloves on. He's like, oh mom is the guy. Yeah, I heard like the new Joker is going to be like a musical. I'm like,

oh, you guys are trying way too hard on this one. Yeah. But also there's nothing more chaotic than that though. True. Not true. No, I'm still. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm still going to. check it out, but just hearing that, I'm like, you all are trying too hard. Yeah. I would like the idea if they went even further with it. The next Joker is literally just porno. Like, it's just, they're like, it's pure chaos.

It's pure insanity. You like that crime baby? Yeah, I like that crime. Do that crime harder, baby. Yeah, you want me to do that crime harder baby? That's what my porn sound like. You like this sex baby?

Yeah, like this sex baby. baby. Ooh, do sex harder, baby. Okay, I'll do this sex harder now, baby. And it's two people standing diagonally in the room. You like that sex baby? Yeah, I like that sex baby. Sounds like what's it called the, the Sesame Street with the two heads facing each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the critics, those guys? No, I was thinking the two, the two shadows and they say a word.

Are you talking about the critics, like those two guys? Wallace and Gromond. Yeah, Wallace and Gromman. That's what the new Joker movies is about. He got lost. I know. I'm so sorry. Yeah, they haven't done a claimant. No, they did Lego Batman.

Yeah. That shows how far. It's the whole Lego movie. I think it's so funny when they do a Lego movie because it's a brand doing a product placement doing a movie. It's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get just a Lego movie, but a Lego X movie, a Lego Batman movie, like, Harry Potter movie. Oh, it's so wild.

They need to play movies. It's like, it's such a crazy move. Like, it's such a, like, they're raking in so much from that. Yeah. That's double income for both companies. Oh, yeah. Playmobiles came afterwards, right? They were just like a shitty knockout.

Yeah. Oh, my God. The one thing I liked about play mobiles is they were a little bigger. Yeah. I like Playmobiles because they're like, hey, do you hate imagination? Hey, we did all the thinking for you. Look, now all you have to do is just place one on top of the other. You're building absolutely nothing.

But you're playing. Look at you playing. You're doing so good. Do you think any kids have died for meeting Legos? Oh, for sure. If I had a say in it. As in the say whether they should or whether they have.

Yeah, those are great questions, Michael. You're like looking at the kid, like, hey, those directions are boring. You're like you took the whole time. I heard the yellow ones taste like banana. I heard the spiky ones let you fly if you eat them. But don't listen to me. I'm just an adult who knows more than you.

No, I know where Santa Claus lives. I'm not going to tell you. Let's just say it's not the North Pole. Do you think there's a Lego? You think there's a Lego Qatar Stadium? Lego Movie Guitar Stadium Edition. It's the same documentary that you watch but Lego and there's a bunch of meta-john.

Oh, they're not letting me into my country. At least I'm in this movie. All right, folks. Let's put the pieces together on the stadium. Be rabbit. You guys remember when he did that in the movie? I fucking hated that. When he was walking away at the end

after he wraps himself to death or life or something, he like walks away and puts his little fucking bunny ears up and everyone's like, that guy's a legend. But all it was is he just went back to working at a car factory. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to see the day after that movie. of just him being like, why didn't I fucking take that record deal? What was I thinking?

I was an idiot. I'm back at this. I can still do this, but I have no money. I still got to fix that Camaro. God damn. They really made her look like shit. Kim Basker. She's beautiful.

She's Batman. There we're going. I'm holding your hand, but I'm thinking of Kim Basinger. Yeah. I can hold things too. I'm going to plug it in. I'm holding this, but I'm thinking of Kim Basinger. A lot of visual bits today.

Yeah, well, we see each other as well as hear each other. Yeah, yeah, that's the... We did a blindfold episode recently thinking... Wait, really? Yeah, me, Patty DeFino and James Donnellin, we just blindfolded and then we just did like 20 minutes of an episode. Wait, that's actually... Wait, how was it, though?

I got to listen. No, no, no, no. I know that. because it's the new frontier. But it's like, I think that's really funny because it's like you're inverting the podcast experience.

Yeah, that's what the listener is blind. Yeah. To two are, yeah, nobody knows what I look like. That's, no,

it's so revolutionary that I think you should do it again. Yeah, it's Patty DeFino's idea, but yeah. Oh, Patty DeFino, oh,

he's so great. He's very funny. His bits that he's doing about the, like his, the news in bed. Yes. It's such a great,

oh, man. I'm really, I'm really digging that. I think instead of blindfold, you should episode of everyone else are mouth taped. Okay. Right? It's like invert the inversion. Yes.

So it's like putting stevia on your apple and then burning your house. Well, I hate to do this, but we got a minute left. What do you guys want to promote? I know what you want to promote. I know what you want to promote. I'm going to be at my grandma's party on January 2nd. Yo, check it out. All right.

Thank you very much. I'm Adam Christopher. Oh, all right. I'm also going to be at my grandma's party. Damn it. That's why we're not going to hang out that day. Yes, it's because we'll both be at her grandma's parties. My grandma died.

All right. I got another one, though. Hey, follow my... This one's my lucky grandma. She's upside down. She stays on my... keychain. Yeah.

Thanks for having us all. Yeah. Oh yeah. Check out the Deception Stone. There we go. There we go. Deceptionstones.com. Just check out the website.

Thank you. Follow my podcast at Idiots Catalog. Yes. Oh, I already turned it on. No, I'm just kidding. That's on you. That's on you. Fucking idiot.

We're on Spotify and... What kind of podcast is it? iTunes. and we're on YouTube and follow us on TikTok and it's an invention's base catalog, Instagram. Invention space.

So like Hamika Shlamaker? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And follow me on Instagram at Charlie V. Doss and the V stands for Vroom, brum. Also Gary Vanderjohn. Yeah, also follow Gary Vee. Is that what you're saying? Huh?

Also follow Gary V. Yeah, sure. No, no, I'm saying like redirecting. redirect that follow to me Charlie V. Dawson. You are idiots catalog. Okay, we'll try to get, that's a good point to you. If you do listen to Gary V, stop doing that and listen to Charlie instead.

Yeah, we're saying. Okay. You can do boat. Yeah, yeah, you can. I don't care. I mean, in this digital age of unprecedented times, you can do boat. Yeah, and if you I wish you would unprecedented your time. Where did they find you, Michael? Yeah. Where are you at? Michael, where are you

Orchard Street now. I can't find Michael good. We're Michael good. This is no good. This is getting two off the rails.