Morning Good - Winkin' at Cafe Risqué - Episode 164

Episode Date: April 9, 2023

Adam Christopher, Tait Winston, and Jake Timothy join the show for today's action-packed episode. They talk about being a bodybuilder with a an 8-inch hog, who has been faithful for 20 years and also runs a 6-minute mile and has a dead wife and daughter.Thanks to Adam, Tait, and Jake for coming back on the show. All three of these great guests have been on the show before, so check out past episodes for more from them.Adam is on Instagram as @adamchristopherrr, and he sells Deception Stones exclusively at DeceptionStones.com. Tait is on Instagram @taitwinston and also has a website, taitwinston.com. Jake is on Instagram as well @jake_timothy.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good, good? I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. Recording and we're, oh, that's way too fucking loud. God damn it. That's a horrible place. Oh, my God. All right. Ha la la la la la la la la la.

That's it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah. We're all here. We got literally five cameras on right now. No, it's more than five. One, two, three, four, five cameras that we own. And then security cameras. And then, like, three security cameras.

So for the listeners, I'm here with Tate Winston, you're, Adam Christopher. Yo, it's good. And Jake Timothy. What's up? And we're, can I say where we are? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're the back of a weed store. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're way too zesty studios. Yeah, yeah. Productions. Productions. LLC. It's way too zesty studios, Orlando, Florida. That's the full name of it. Oh, nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're good. Where are we? Dude, I'm just, I'm sweating right now. I know. Do you guys have nicotine? Yeah, I got some, you want some nicotine? I need to just get it on.

Dig on a slice of that pie. All right. Oh, yeah. All right. You have so many flavor nicotine. Oh, man. So many flavors. I've seen you suck on about four.

them thanks. All different slaves. You want my head? Yeah. Not some of some Steve. I saw, you know, I saw on the way here? I saw Derek from Stead Brothers in the way.

And it was so hard not to stop. Like big celebrities, I never want to stop. But there's little celebrities that you love so much that you want to say shit. Adam Scott. Yes. He's a series of celebrity. Yeah, but like not really.

I don't know. He could win an Oscar and he still would be Derek who's demeros to me, I feel like. I don't know. Oh, interesting. Well, that's the impression that he left here. Yeah, so permanently that's. he's going to be. And I think he's getting to that level now.

People are really respecting him as an actor. But I'm still seeing him as Derek. Yeah. Yeah. Understandable. I always see people like that. The other guy saw my favorite was Stevie from Eastbound and Down. Do you know Stevie? Oh, Steve. Yeah, dude, I saw him. I go, Steve Little, because that's like his real name. Yeah. Yes. Some people like don't know. I think those people

get more excited when you see them. Yeah. Well, what happened next? Where you're just like, Steve Little? Yeah. He was like, yeah. Hey. And he's like, he's like, uh, he's like, uh, You guys are, you guys are barking at the time. He's like, oh, comedy show pretty cool. He's like, I think I'll go check it out.

And he goes to the door, he goes, you guys do comedy here? The pair of the guy, he goes, I'll be right back. And I obviously never came back. Yeah, but your fucking, your Stevie impression is fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite story about him, apparently with Eastbound and Down, everybody came in and they were like these hot LA actors that would, like put, like, glass on, they'd be like, I'm a nerd now.

And he came in trying to be cool. Like, he was like, we still fed, how's it going? Like, we got to for sure cast this guy. That's perfect. Yeah. So you just got back into the city, though, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Well, like a month ago. Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen you since then. So you were in Miami. Sex work. Yeah, bro. Selling my body signs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what it is. He was doing the Mike, Magic Mike Show. Yeah. Mike Magic Mike Show. Yeah. Yeah, magical Michael Good hour. Michael Goods, magical Mike show. Morning Good.

How does that work with auditioning? Like, like, you just sent Steven Sutterberg a dick pick. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I can shoot that with an iPhone. I wonder, like, could you send in, like, edited shots of me, like, with abs, like, really good digitally edited, and then go in and take my shirt off and just have them see it. Like, just have... Like, does anybody ever...

I assume that happens for, like, that kind of modeling, right? I'm going for a natural look this season. Yeah, people, like, let themselves go, and then, but they have good first shots. And then they pull up just good. Yeah. Just tits. Dude, I was a strip of blast. Brought my friend along.

We went to, do you guys know what Cafe Risque is? No. So I was in Florida for two weeks. Cafe Risque is a- Sorry. It's okay. You'll learn. It's a truck stop strip club.

They don't serve alcohol. They don't serve anything like that because it gets registered by the ATF, which is the Alcohol, Tobacco Firearms Bureau. So you can only get like omelets there, but they get, be fully naked because of that. Oh, legs and eggs. Legs and eggs. And it is, they go full. I was there with Dan Carney and Brandon Barrera.

Oh, my Lord. We were hung over in Tallahassee. And it was so funny because Dan Carney is one of those guys that he's fun, but he'll randomly get uptight about stuff. And he's like, I don't want to spend more time in here than we have to. And we're like, come on. It's like a fun thing. We're going to like a strip club.

And he's like, we're just going to go in, maybe get a cool shirt and leave. And we walk at the door. Maybe an omelette because I'm hungry. Yeah. And then we're getting the fuck out of there. And he was also high, so I think he was kind of nervous. And the guy working at the front was so. cool. Like it was one of those things where I was like, I don't know

what... You probably got the best job. That's why he's so cool. But it was like, it was one of those where like, you expect a guy working in a strip club to have a certain amount of perviness to him. Yeah. But he was like the kind of he's, it was like a hardware story. He's like, what do you like here for the show? He's always doing that. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? What are you

looking for? It's pussy or om. Yeah. There are too many options in this place. Yeah. But he was like, he's, it was just so nice and like not creepy. And then are we going? And this woman who looks exactly like Ursula from the Little Mermaid. So like very thick woman. Look like somebody's aunt and just fully naked on stage. And by, there's like five people in the building. It's like six o'clock. And Dan's kind of looking

around because there's a stage. And I'm like, no, of course we're going to sit in front of the stage. And Dan's like nervously there. And then we sit down. And this woman is like, she starts dancing. Like the butt is like, you know, maybe three feet away from your face. And she starts winking her asshole. Like opening and closing it. And I'm looking at her brand and I'm like, that just wink? And it was like, yeah, it's crazy.

But you can't do that? What's it? You can't wink your asshole? No, I can, but I mean, dude, that is a crazy to wink your asshole at 6 p. It's light outside. A little like a fake brow on that. It's like a crazy.

She shits dollars out of her. Like it tied together and then pulls me back in. That would be impressive. Uh-oh, you need to help me put these back in. Yeah. like how are you fucking do with that? But it was where Dan was like acting

like he was like sad but I'm like these people are were more sad than that like the woman was like having like a good ass time. Yeah. And the next one was having more fun and they were getting progressively more attractive and we were only there for 30 minutes

but as the night goes on they get better. Oh that's nice. That's good to know. Yeah. Their butt holes get increasingly dilated. Yeah. As the night increases. The more beautiful to bro,

the wider her butt. The eggs get worse throughout the night. I'm just giving you like raw eggs, but it's like the hottest woman on stage. Just drink that because you should be looking on stage right now. Just a guy cracking it on your plate. Yeah, it's eventually just a mug full of eggshells. But I went there one time during the day,

and the woman on stage was like nodding off on heroin. So I was like sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was again, probably still having the best time. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Way more fun than you guys. For sure. There's this weird level,

especially going back home because it's like, there's weird level people think of that everybody else's life sucks. They're like, man, could you imagine being a stripper at cafe risque? Anyways,

I'm going to go sit in an office for nine hours and fucking hate myself. And I'm like, yeah, I'm going to shoot up and just have the time of my life. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Yeah, bro, heroin and butthole wings?

Yeah, that's... What, you think a cubicle is superior to that? It's not. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's foolish. Yeah, nobody's going to write a move back. You're like, that, especially like,

it's crazy. It's like, it's in the middle of Florida. So it's like past Ocala. It's just literally bumfucked Florida. And it's like, it's a truck. So the truckers come in. They have like showers for truckers and shit like that. And, yeah, they just go in.

I assume they're doing sex there. It'd be very weird if they didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what a bonus. Yeah. And I've been there before when I was like, I don't get laugh dances now because I'm in a

relationship. And it's like, yeah. What was that? Grud. Whatever. Yeah. What a fucking pussy. But I went before.

and you lay down in a, like a bed type thing, and they do it on that. A trucker just comes by and rubs you down. Hey, hey, dude, I'm Rick. These are the special toilets, all right. Starts digging into your quads. Greasy truck oil hands, bro. You can squeeze their butt cheeks together.

It looks like a couple of boobs, as you think. Both parties are blindfolded. He's just like, I'm in for a treat. the guy's like, I'm in for shit. I do Nuru too. Cover me in oil. Slip me around like a highway seal. What a funny word, Nuru.

Yeah, I drive big rigs into rakey healing. That is a life that's so, like if anybody is a cowboy, it's really just those truckers. Oh, yeah. Just, for my understanding, they're just all on methamphetamine and just driving across the country, hopefully listening to this podcast.

That would be like the piece. of that drug is you get to do meth a lot. And then just drive. Yeah. Like it's weird to me to think of like a clean cut truck truck drive. I don't know. It's like I don't know if that life you can. It exists, bro. I got into a YouTube wormhole. Of just like like a trucker dude

who's super like, all right, I'm getting pulled over by the police now. This is how you operate. Watch how I do everything. And like hands on the dash and da-da-da-da. It was like super, super professional. Again, I'd imagine he's like very top percentile of truckers. But regardless

Is a guy on meth Trying to create a YouTube channel Yeah But hey I'm here out of the road Yeah He's just taking to USB And like not being able to get it Into the laptop

Now on the police Pull you over shoot first Yeah I mean Everyone's on amphetamines though For sure Even the even the responsible Dude with the YouTube channel It's probably on Adderall

Like how do you drive for 16 hours At a time Yeah I took caffeine pills once Oh same yeah And I asked the guy who I was taking him with, was like, where'd you get these? He's like, my uncle's a trucker.

They all take these. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should get a truck driver on your podcast, dude. Oh, that'd be sick, dude. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. It'd be funny if he was weirdly uptight. He's like, whoa, ew. He's like, can we talk about, you know, the topics of the, like,

switching lanes on a four-way highway? He's like, I do strip romlets because I'm a god-fearing man, but amphetamines. Yeah, that's something else. How dare you. Yeah, that's got to be, I've taken caffeine pills. When I was in high school, I would like take a caffeine pill and an adder. I was like just studying my brain off.

And, yeah, that was a weird combo. When I was a kid, I wanted to make this invention. You take a caffeine pill and you layer it to where you could take it at night. And the next morning you wake up with energy. So it's like a time release, but it's like an eight-hour time release. That's sick. And you could put extra coatings on it to make it long. If you're like, okay, want to be waking four hours,

then you have like a four-hour time release versus like a space. So it like cancels out the effects of the stimulant for eight hours and then kicks it, right? That sounds like the worst way to wake up. You should just wake up. Absolute panic. Wake up speaking in tongues. Dude, I used to, I heard this when I was like heavy into like Adderall and stuff,

I would do this thing. I think you said it was like a band. Yeah. I was really into Adderall. Their EP was it. Yeah. They really fell off after the first one.

Yeah. So I heard this hack that like you, you set the alarm an hour before you have to wake up and then you set the alarm for when you actually have to wake up. That first alarm you down a fucking Adderall. Dude, I would do that. It's great.

It's so good. You just wake up warm. You wake up very warm. And needing to shit and your dick is smaller. It's like all in one thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's what I want every morning. I want to wake up, yo, my dick, tiny.

Dude, when I was in... Oh, I got a shit. Where's my dick? Oh, no! When I was a kid, I would always forget if I took my Adderall and I would look at my penis. And if it was shrinking, I'd be like, I must have taken it today. That's how I would tell that I took my medication. No, it was actually, I was staring at the lunch lady again.

Yeah. Yeah. The fucking... The buddy's my doctor, though, like, because I got put on Adderall really young. And the doctor, I'd be like, do any side effects? I'm like, well, every morning I need to shit. and like my dick feels smaller. He's like, no, that's not a thing.

And then you like look online for like two minutes and that's like everybody's like, it makes your dick fucking tiny and makes you need a shit like crazy. He's just fucking with you. Yeah. He's like, I think you've got a small ass dick. Yeah, whatever you say,

a little dick diarrhea man. Blame it on whatever you like. I had a friend at what time to say that he wouldn't get rid of this lie. He told us that the doctor told him he had a big penis. And he were like in sixth grade, he's like, I'm just telling you what my doctor said. Like, we're like, I think we're like, can you show us your day? He's like, nah, but like the doctor told me I have like a big dick, like 100%. Bro, that doctor should be incarcerated. Yeah, well, he definitely didn't have. What doctor is like, what doctor is like, he goes, the doctor put a tube on my penis and that's how he measured it. He's like he got a big dick. And I think later he told us it wasn't true. He just wanted to be cool. But that's like a weird story. Listen, don't tell the authorities. I will get arrested.

if you tell us something about this, but you have the biggest dick I've ever seen. Now run till that. It'd be funny, like, because they also tell you, like, their parents, they're like, for his age, really big penis.

They're like telling your family, they're like, we have a chart here of, like, the dick's his age, and he is above. For his age and weight bracket, this kid's busting major, major loads.

I mean, mando nuts, honestly. It's a talent. What do you? mean when you say the doctor put the tube on his penis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, it was this soft, clear rubber tube. That's what I can say.

He, like, slid it down. He didn't say a tube. He said the tube. The child penis measuring. It just says the words actual size on it. I love the idea of a doctor with one of those sucking things. He puts their face. He goes, yeah, I don't know.

I thought this would do something. I don't know. I thought it was it. You finish up the check. The doctor's like, by the way, how old are you now? He gets like, like, uh, like 11. He's like, oh, okay, we got to do it the tomb. It's your first year.

We got to bring out the tube. Yeah. Hey, Larissa, get the tube. That's the thing I always wonder. He's 11. There's doctor-patient confidentiality, but there's no way they're not saying like that guy had the smallest dick of it. Because also, how does micropenia stuff work?

Like, do they tell you you have a, like, or do you go in and say I have a? Kind of like self-diagnosed. I had a barber who I asked him. He was close to by the way. I was like if a kid came in here like a 16-year-old kid and they were balding, what would you do? And he was like, I'd have their parents come in and sit them down and like explain what's going to happen. This is going to be like a hard life for this guy. So you just tell him to like convince him to shave his head is what he would say.

Oh shit. I bet the doctor does that if you have a fucking thimble. They call you a whole family. Like look, this is going to be a family issue. He's like, listen, bro, you got to shave your dick off. is going to be a tough life and we need you to adjust it didn't even fit in the tube

because it's like a registered do you get like handicapped spot parking for having a micro penis for a macropanus dude that would be some shit yeah yeah like you look fine that'd be actually very kind if they did something like that yeah yeah yeah yeah

A macropinus. I like the ancient Greek. Yeah. Temple to the small penis. That would be like a weird thing. There's always some weird thing. Back then, small penises were like heavily respected. There's always some weird thing like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they have the biggest temple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's probably like a king with a small penis. And he's like, everybody who has a small penis is actually more intelligent or something like that. They, uh, because all the art they have small dicks. But I heard that so you wouldn't pay attention. Like, it would distract you.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I've never seen a... Hey, you like that running order we got? Yeah, I got a small deck. That's how I figured that out. I've never seen a lot of statues.

The vaginas aren't very prominent on statues either. It's just like a small divot. Like, you've never seen like full like beef curtains on like a statue. Damn, bro, las cortinas of carne. Wow. He's busting out beef curtains? Yeah. That's a term I haven't heard in the Dragon's Age.

Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, they handle it with tact. Yeah, yeah, because I never see like a wide open... I can't, by the way, I can't get the stripper's vagina out of my head. It was, it went in, it was very weird. It was like the, the butthole and the vagina, there was a... I'm sorry, it's been on my mind for weeks now. I thought you were talking about her asshole winking and you're like confusing it with a vagina.

Yeah, that's also what I thought. It was like really wrinkled in like a little hole. I am one of those people that... She had all over. For the longest time, thought it was one slip. I think a lot of kids thought that. She had a very fleshy butthole.

Yeah. Extremely long butthole. The distance between the tip of the butthole and the last part you saw was far. So it was like almost like a, like you know, you're looking down a long tunnel. Uh-huh. It was kind of like that.

And I don't know. I've just been, it's just been crossed my mind a couple times. Do you guys own a telescope? Maybe Dan was, maybe we shouldn't have gone. Maybe Dan was right about that. I went to a hooters.

in South Carolina for the first time, Brian brought me to Hooters, and it was like the saddest place of them. I hated it so much. Really? Why was it sad? I went to Hooters. It's just like,

you can tell it's like part of the job to talk to people. And there are a lot of guys there alone who just go there to talk to. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also they were selling vapes at the bar. Huh.

Yeah, that was interesting. There's some vapes by in the, but they like really know their clientele. Yeah. Yeah. I ate at a Hooters one. like several years ago and I was like

what kind of an asshole would eat at Hooters you know like just to survey the space and I was the only guy that I'm the old Let me see what kind of scumb bags are at this building

It's just you I hear the wings are good And let me see What kind of fucking clientele These fucking douchebags And I'm like the only one It was like a happy hour Lunchtime

So like no one was there Yeah It's fucking hilarious Yeah There's a guy I followed Instagram Who I won't Is he review Hooters

That would be the most disgusting. He's like, the chick's at this one, not as hot as the final four. That would be right. Reviewers? He's got a blue check part. He's verified. Cross country Hooters store. In the Hooters Jet.

They, uh, no, he like, he just is one of those guys. So every, like, fifth story he posts is him doing a bit with a Hooters waitress who just hates him. Yeah. And he posted on Christmas Eve. He posted a, like, a collage of him with like all of the waitresses. And then a,

Christmas tree and he goes, you're welcome for buying the Christmas tree for Hooters this year. Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's always that guy who's like, who's like really involved in the local Hooters. It's the saddest thing. How's the pictures of the

waiters look though? Were they all kind of like, like, I just imagine all their faces just like looking away from them. Just like a distant, empty look in their eyes. Just like, yeah, I'm right next to this guy. Another guy. It's as they're leaving work, they're all wearing sweatshirts.

They're like not even Hootersed up anymore in the parking lot. But also like if you like some of those people though, it's like in his head, he's so easily entertained that if he goes to a Hooters, he happy. And there's something beautiful about somebody getting that amount of excitement that a 15 year old would get in public. So it's like, it is sad for, I mean, sucks for the Hooters waitresses. But for him, he's like, he thinks he's like a pimp. Yeah. It's also as the guy who is just in Hooters.

sad for me as a guy who I can't just enjoy that all these ladies have have giant boobs. I have to be like a fucking poet about it. Yeah, yeah, it is so you too. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, their lives are disgusting. You want just these salient pleasures. Yeah. You're like a

fucking, like, detective in like an 80s movie. You're like, this place is filled with sin. My favorite guy, can you pull up that video I say with the guy on the beach? What did you send on Instagram? Yes, this guy on the beach is one of those man on the street videos. This guy goes off. So, uh, I believe I sent it to you. Yeah. Oh, is it the one we're late in the microphone.

Wait, wait, keep positive. I want to explain what it is. So it's, it's this man on the street kind of thing at a spring break occasion. There's two girls. They look maybe about 19. And they're, the guy asks these girls if they like bodybuilders in front of a guy who's a bodybuilder. Yeah. This is his reaction. Can you start with the beginning? How about multi-millionaires? How about eight inches and thick? Life 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide three weeks. ago. Oh shit.

13. She was faster than me at 12 and I run a six minute mile. My testimony, I'm nothing but fear and I ask you

if you want to be the YouTube channel. You like scrawny guys. I love you trying. Did you guys? Wow. What? The guy goes from,

he's like, I got an eight-inch penis. My daughter died last week. I run a six-minute mile. That's a multi-millionaire. Your big closer is I run a six-minute mile. Yeah.

Yeah. That's good. Yeah, out of that whole list. Bro. Now it's six inches in white because you're bad attitude. Yeah. It was so funny because they asked

they're asked one question. Like, do you like bodybuilder? She's like, not really. I like scrawny guys. And he's like, I got an eight inch penis. My wife died. I'm a great man.

Jesus Christ. What? And I run. It is kind of interesting, though, to think about that guy's life, though, because did his wife just die? And then he's like, I got to go. Yeah, I got to go do.

I gotta be on a beach right now. Maybe he just came back from like dumping her ashes. You just came back on shore. Got him. He's like, now that's done with. I'm gonna go get some snizz. Bro, he had, no, he had all of those

locked and loaded. He was fully prepared to just go off. But you probably ask 16 sets of girls. They're all like, yes. And he was like, God damn it. And then finally they were like, no, I like scrawny guys. He was like, oh, what are you like apartheid? Yeah.

Oh, what? Joseph Stalin is your hero? Like, that was so extreme, bro. He goes so extreme. He goes so emotionally invested too. He's like, he's like, I love that he goes from like, because I wonder if going in, he thought maybe I'll get these girls or something. And then he, he went so far the other way from one.

answer just I don't like big guys to like fuck you he's like literally fuck you you whores don't know anything about anything you're stupid yeah what if he even suck though you know

because then like why the daughter die like what was that because if he's like let's say he's always in that like mode that's so much that's so much to handle that's insane yeah yeah she's like dad six minutes and three seconds he's like three seconds

three seconds. How about eight inches and wide? Now six because you're a bad attitude. Oh yeah, I think he's eight inches and thick. I like that he put that too. He's like, just in case these ladies had questions about the girth. I'm going to go ahead. But he didn't give specs on the girth.

What's up? He didn't give specs on the girth. No, he should. Yeah. That's true too. He kept the girth vague enough. He's like, it's thick, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. Eight inches wide.

It fills the penis tube. Okay. It fills the penis too completely. I hit the biggest penis for my age group when I was nine years old. Broke the fucking penis tube. JV and Varsity. You might have I hit that bad? Yeah, go ahead.

Varsity big tube. Let's just stop this cold. Hey, you mind if I give that varsity dick tube a little suckle? It's got like the varsity jacket trim on it. It's a banger. By the time I got in high school, I wonder where the varsity jacket officially became uncool,

because when I was in high school, those weren't a thing. Were they a thing when you were in high school? No, they were not a thing. We, like, ironically, we were to get one as a wrestling team. And I think if I would have warned people would be like, we have a wrestling team here.

We were, like, so bad at wrestling. Dude, they would take our wrestling, they would kick us out of the wrestling room because the cheerleaders had practice for our tournaments. And we'd have to do it in the cafeteria on, like, they'd just roll out mats in, like,

the cafeteria. And then my one friend's dad, who didn't, have a son on the team. RIP, great guy. But he would come drunk and just yell at the mats and be like, put him in a fucking cradle. What are you doing? Like, sir, your kid's

not even wrestling right now. There's like barely, it's like a cafeteria. Like the, they're like cleaning stuff up in the background. He's like, my kid committed suicide and my wife just died. And I didn't fit in the dick tube. He's just shouting at a lunch lady.

I'm not wrestling. He's wearing a hairnet. Dude, get any of the fight with hairnet. That's hilarious. They just yell like a people while wearing a hairnet. It's such a goofy thing

to be screaming with. I'm on the six train with a shower cap. Start beefing. Yo, what are you looking at, bro? I don't have my follicles to hit the ground. Did you go to the beach a lot in Miami? Yeah, for sure, man. I mean, it's, I had the whole day free.

Always. Yeah. Was that guy there? Huh? Was that guy there? The shower cap guy. Hey, you want to fucking fight? What?

Yeah, every day, bro. There's no sharks in the water because I'm here right now. Was it a, but there are a lot of Guidos in Miami that was like, at least, um, not really. Not, I mean, South Florida, I'd imagine, but not in Miami specifically. Okay. Because I also, I have a weird, I've only experienced Miami a couple times in the sense that, like, my dad's from there. So when a couple times when I was a kid, went to my grandma's funeral, was not very lit.

Fire. Man, it's okay. Not very lit, fire. I went in Coconut Grove area one time I went out. Okay. And I've been in the monkey jungle a couple times. Oh, I know you fucking adore monkeys. Yeah.

It's the human. Monkey paws. Yeah. Monkey paws. Monkey paws. What's this? We're pausing the show and giving you monkey monkeys. Oh, okay.

Yeah, monkey paws, monkey paws. They're hands. They're not paws. Well, no, we're pausing the show. Oh, okay. They ain't got a posable thumbs, though. Yeah. Yeah, their hands, though.

Anyways. But it's like a cage, and the humans walk through it, the cage, and then the monkeys are on the outside. And then the monkeys lock the humans in the cage. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. And they have these, like, little cups with chains, and the monkeys, you put raisins in them, and the monkeys pull them up and get their.

like raises that way. It's very fun. Damn, bro. Yeah. But the monkeys are cool, but then you see like the gorilla and you're like, but I don't know, I wish they told us like a backstory. Like that gorilla was saved from something, but they didn't. So we're like, did you take the gorilla or what? No, we just got them. Yeah.

Because that's also a huge thing in Miami. It's like exotic pets. Like a lot of people down there have weird shit like that. Yeah, but they have backstories for the animals. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? It's not just like random morose gorilla. Yeah. They're like, nah, dude, this gorilla's wife killed. himself his 13-year-old daughter

himself. We caught him with the shower cap. He just came like this. The first time I saw a lemur was Miami. Some guy was just walking down the boardwalk with a lemur. Yeah. Damn. That's pretty sick.

I don't know if I've been to Miami, but I've been to Vice City. Yeah? Yeah. I've been to Vice City. In the game. Oh, in the game. Yeah, I've been to Vice City. In the game. Yeah, that's Yeah, when you say guidos, do you mean Latinos? Because I reckon there's like more

Latinos. Yeah, it's mostly... So it's weird because the term Guido was originally referred to as Italians, but that culture got appropriate by a lot. Like my fraternity had a lot of Jewish Guidos. Yeah, exactly, yes. So they were like Jewish guys, but they'd go to the gym, they'd work out, deep v. Neck. And it was funny because one time

this group of guys my fraternity, they're like, we'll go as the Jersey Shore guys. And you're like, you are the Jersey Shore guys. Yeah, I was like, you guys are literally those guys. Like, you do steroids. Like, you were that... In Miami or at least Fort La In Lauderdale specifically, there's more gay devos. Like, gay girls, for sure. You know what I mean?

Fort Lauderdale is a huge gay population. The, it's so funny, because in my mind, the second a guy is gay, he's no longer a douchebag. Like a shirtless straight guy that's, like, walking around and, like, very publicly, I'm like, put a shirt on. But then he's a shirtless gay guy. I'm like, I don't know. For somebody's my mind adjusts. You're like, I wouldn't not bang this dude. Yeah.

He's got great energy. Yeah. Also, they most likely look better without the shirt on. You know, like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, gay guys. They're fit. The ones without their shirt on, they're...

But if I see a fat guy without a shirt on, I'm very happy. I'm like, keep that up. More of that. But a yoke guy, maybe it's an insecurity thing. I don't know. Oh, possibly. Yeah, yeah. For sure, you're a bitch.

Like, for some reason I just like seeing fat, slow, sloppy, lazy guys with eight-inch sticks. Well, because it's like, if you saw a guy streaking and he had the smallest penis, that would make my day away more than a dude with a fucking, like, 10-inch dick. If a dude was, like, running and tripped on his own dick. Like, you watched, that would be fun. You've watched his foot. Like, you don't know history, bro.

His motherfucker-pocket pretending, like, you know his history, dog. You don't think no one's ever tripped on their dick. You'd have to be a very short man. So, like, a dwarf with, like, a huge cock. That's where that would happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because, like, I feel like a lot of big dick guys also got long legs.

Yeah, bro. So, yeah. Like, tangled up in your. your legs. Yeah. Tangled up and, what do you mean? Like a traffic cone.

Oh, okay. That's a good point. If it kind of hit the thighs in a way. Like a traffic cone? Like a traffic cone? Oh, I was thinking like a braided pretzel, like a trow.

Like some kind of churl. Do you think anybody can tie their dick in a knot? Yeah. That's got to be a thing, right? Yeah. But that's another thing that has to be thin enough. Uh-uh. No, you think there's a thick dick guy that can tie it a knot?

Yeah, bro. I'm knotted up right now, bro. I, I think. You guys aren't fucking nodded. I also, I like your open-mindedness with all body types. He's like, there's a dick tie guy. There's a guy who's a guy who's tripping over his dick. But if you're talking to.

All of these, bro. Female friend who just got a new boyfriend. I've been to Miami. You're like, do you like, do you have a nice dick or whatever? And she's like, yeah, I love. He's got like a big knot in the middle of it. Oh, no. It's like blue at the end.

Yeah, the end is dead. If his dick was a trade, burn it. He's like, hey, you know who's dick after the done peen? Doesn't dribble? Mine. Tied up, good to go. And it smells like salamanders. Oh, man.

I got a drizzler. I end up peeing. It's happening more and more. You're a drizzler? You're a drizzler, too. I mean, no, but a trist. Big tic ting with a whistler. Man, them. I don't know why.

It's been bad. It's like, I've been putting my dick in my pants. My dick's punch, I think it might be a genuine condition. Do you might have hit that one more time? I think it's bad. Oh, here, here. Have some of this.

Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah. That one's, like, one of the flavors where you can, like, really feel the rhythm on that one. The rhythm. Yeah. I get tied up like a twist lap, but I'm going to keep doing it.

My dad gave me a comment recently on the podcast that, he left a commie. So he, he, he, he listens every week. He'll give me facts and be like, George, that was not true. George Washington. What did you say about George Ewash? Yeah, what did you say about?

It was the debates where Dan Carney was like, he wasn't the first president. And it's like he was the first. Like there are other people who like were in charge, but he was the first official president in the United States. Yeah, exactly. Anyways. But this one,

that's such an annoying thing for someone to say. That he's not the original. George Washington, as we all know, his first president. No, he wasn't. No, tomatoes are fruits. Shut up.

George Washington Carver invented peanut butter Well, actually The Mayans But this comment was my favorite Because like he I did that We're fine We're good

We're good We hung out like all week And we had George Washington was actually The first president Actually my wife is dead And my daughter's dead I got a six inch dick

Tide in a knot right now A friend of nine minute mile Straight up smells like salamanders Got my shower cap on I broke the fucking dick tube Don't play with me By the way you can follow Jake Yeah

Matt wave you like my shit Follow me if you're mad wave you like that with it I would love you just fully committed to just All of us are just commit to this Everything we talk about is about running six minute of miles Having eight-inch hogs and Yeah bro I'll use that defense one day

Yeah my wife died two weeks ago But we have the whole nice family vacation. And then my dad's like driving me to like go pick up my car or a car to go to the airport. And the last thing he says to me, he goes, you should really consider not talking about how when you work from home you spend all day masturbating. And that's the one thing I'm going to tell you in the podcast because it looks very unprofessional and people aren't going to want to hire you if you say stuff like that. Wow. I got really defensive. And I was like, my podcast is about making people laugh. Okay. It's not about that. Never give me comedy advice. Okay. You'll never understand what

my comedy is. And I got like really defensive about. You don't know who I am. You don't know what I could do. Yeah. But it's one of those things where I was trying to play. It was like,

I'm not going to go to the podcast to say the good things I've done. I'm not going to be like, look what I just did. You know what I mean? It's like I'm going to say I should be working from home, but I masturbate a lot. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You took a stand on this episode. Yeah, I took a hard stand. I'm going to talk about. Yeah. So there's that dad, George Washington,

masturbates. Profusely. I know what you see when you look at me. A chump. A mooron who records himself and releases it on the internet. But I'm more than that. The guy who goes to work every day to masturbate. I don't know.

What are the laws on work? I get paid to touch myself at work. What are you doing with your life? Comment on this. Yeah. I'm getting paid $30 an hour or two whack off. whack off. Yeah, I remember that one. Oh, geez.

To pop off. I like that. Pop it off. To shoot ropes. Pop that. Pop that dick. Pop that dick. But, yeah, no, I was very upset about that. But, yeah.

Yeah, it's more than that. I still, I keep trying to. That's so much more to unpack to you. I keep trying to fish magic mic stuff out of you. Oh, I know. So you can whack off to it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, what was the hog situation like for your co-worker? Hogsitch? The hogsitch? What were the... Oh, these boys have some pieces on them, bro. There we go. I think that's the place you're looking for. Oh, bro, big old fucking...

That's why I brought up the tripping incident specifically. Yeah. Because I saw... It's like a guy who got seriously injured in his work. Yeah. He's like, it's not funny. It happens to people. People do trip over their dicks.

All the time, bro. It's more common than you to manage. Every two of the guys ever get their dicks tied together? A little docking. this happen. See, that makes I think tying your penis to somebody else's penis, actually no, that would take more length, wouldn't it? A single knot?

I'm trying to get tying two to... It depends on your knotsmanship. That's true, yeah, yeah. There's got to be a knot you could do with, too. If you're playing with Sailor's Blood... Yeah. But, like, was it... The demographic, you said, was it was men and women, right? It wasn't just women. Because I pictured

just women and gay dudes coming to those shows, but everybody liked it, right? Yeah, there was a surprising number of couples. I feel like a lot of people would get tickets and not really know what they were in for specifically. They were just like, yeah, the magic mic movie. It's going to be some dance, you know, whatever. And then show up and, like, their wife is just getting lap danced and they're sobbing. That's great.

Sobbing softly in the fucking in the, in the lobby. You know what I mean? You're like, I never fit in the two. You're, oh, you were telling me, though, that there's, like, a lot of, like, people, like, friends yours that would reach out thinking that, like, you're part of, like, the movie or something. Oh, for sure. I thought that was like pretty funny.

You're part of the Magic Mike movement. MNMN. Like some people were like asking you for a money. Hey, you made it, kid. Like, yo, by the way, I'm like kind of in debt over here. For real, people would be like, yo, bro, I'm trying to get, like you, bro. You know, let me hold something. Like you got like 50, 50 to 100 I can hold.

Like, what, bro? No. That's crazy. Foolish. Yeah. But would you see fight? Because I imagine that, because I'll see couples getting to fight. at comedy shows, but assume that happens more there, right?

Would you see people, like, get mad their girlfriend? I think the majority of the time, it was like, if there were couples pulling up, they either knew what the deal was, the dancers were mindful of it, so they, like, didn't dance right on the women, or they were swingers, and they were into that. And there were lots of cucks. It was a cuck-heavy crowd, bro. Yeah.

For sure. You'd see dudes like, yeah. Oh, interesting. Get up in there. Cuck, cuck, goose. Yeah, a little bit of cuck, cuck, goose. Oh, you're good. Yeah, yeah, you're good.

Should we start over and start over? Yeah, we should push record first this time. Yeah, yeah, that's probably a good idea. Do you, uh... Bro, how fast you run a mile in? Yeah, how fast you run a mile. Sub six? Never run a mile?

Yeah. Hell yeah. That was, yeah. My boy drive. Hey. Dude, I would love to be brought up. In your fucking face, bro. In your fucking face.

Driving miles with that 80s dick. I want to get brought up that way on shows. This guy runs an 8-minute mile, or maybe something more proud than that. Hey, guys, you've seen this next performance in the New York Comedy Festival. His wife just died. Start clapping right now.

Start clapping right now. For his 13-year-old daughter who committed suicide, Michael Goh! Hey, you get ready for a special tree. You know this motherfucker. He broke the dick tube. Give it up for Michael. Good.

It first fit in the tube, then busted it open. Michael, good. Yeah, it's a fun way to get brought up. Yeah. Dude, I would actually love that. Someone said, like, an insanely tragic story. People get really paired with how big my dick was. I've been brought up with these guys a huge penis.

James Pontellor did that to me one time. I don't mind when people bring me up silly like that. People get really upset to, like, those aren't my credentials. I was actually on a show on A&E. A&E. The season four of like criminal hunters or something like that. Yeah, people take themselves too serious. It's insane.

When people give you 12 credits, I'm like, no. I'll literally just say no to people and they're like, they're like, what? They get so discombobulated. I'm like, pick one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm on multiple podcasts.

Yeah. You have to plug multiple podcasts. I'm like, I'm not going to plug your podcast prior to you getting on stage. That's a job. Yeah, because they don't trust you. They don't know you or care. Yeah. And they're not going to remember if they did laugh, bro.

you're going to be invested in your set and then be like, oh, what was the name of their podcast? You say the name of your fucking podcast. Yes. Don't me? Yeah, it's insane. Yeah.

I'm also, I'm trying to be less sell promotion because there was a moment, you always see those people after shows that are handing out business cards. And there's a way to do with this correct. But I had a show recently where I did well. And this guy's like, dude, I loved you, man.

I'll smoke a blunt with you any to why I go, yeah, it's great. You want to follow me on Instagram. And then immediately I was like, that was disgusting. Oh. I felt it in my phone. That was the grossest thing I've ever done. Yeah.

Oh, you're like, oh, my bad, dude, here, take a free Dick Tube. It says morning... Listen, he says Morning Good on it. Yo, that's actually pretty chill for your, like, merch, like, Dick Tube? For Morning Good. That's actually... Yeah, that's super chill. So chill.

What would, uh... How did Dick Tube work as far as measuring? That's for you to find out, baby. I'm trying to think of how this would work. Yeah, yeah. I just, like, imagine, like, a, like, a turkey baster that you take out, like, the suction part. I was picturing turkey baster shape, too. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're, like, put your ducing turkey baster. dick in this tube. No, I'm thinking glass, though. It's got to be glass. Yeah, yeah, it's got to be glass. I've got it. I've got it.

It's strange. Dick tubes, they have one for every half inch size. So they have one that starts it one inch. No, no, bro. One dick tube fits all. If you can't fill the tube, you're not a fucking man. And what you do is you put it in flaccid and then you watch some erotic programs. Yeah.

Right? Or you get a little like scratch behind the ears, whatever fucking does it for you. Yeah. And if you don't break the glass. You're a fucking fat. Honey, Thanksgiving's ready. Just blood all your pants like, we got a real man here.

Ma, I broke the glass. My boy. My baby boy. I finally broke the glass. Lanzi, get in here. Shaddy, broke the glass. There's blood everywhere. There's blood and foreskin all over your thighs.

Well, I guess that's the gravy. You got to shove like your grandpa's dick tube. It's like broken. See, that's, I like that idea. My other idea was you have one for every inch and then a half an inch. So there's one inch, one half inch. And you have to, we're all hanging out. We're all guys, right?

We got all set. I like that you checked in. All right. We're all hanging out. We're all guys, right? A couple fellas, right? Hey, we take all the dick tube. What you have to do is under your pants, you put a dick tube on.

And if it fits and doesn't fall on the ground, that's how we know your dick is that size. So we're all wearing sweatpants, right? We're guys. We're hanging out. We're friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some guy goes, I got an 8-inch dick. You go, really got an age-dick, and it's thick.

Okay. Well, if it's thick, then, put the dick tube on your dick. And if that falls and hits the ground, then you're lying to us. Oh, shit, bro. I don't remember you were in your place. There's, like, a lot of tubes on there's piles of tubes on the floor. What are you at 8.5? Are you really an 8.5?

We're at 7s right now. I love just the most elaborate way of proving you have a big penis without showing people. Like, just a whole factory involved. You can prove to your boys you have a big dick without. Damn, bro.

Dig to a pits the ground, shatters. You just pull out a gun and shoot everyone in the head, bro. I was ready for this. Bro, do you have any homicides there to be over Dick Toobes, bro? Oh my God. Fucking thousands a year on the East Coast alone, bro.

Dick Tube related murders. Oh, my Lord. Is there a female equivalent? Like, do you put in, like, a... I guess that would just be a glass dildo, and if it falls out, you're loose, I guess. I don't know. Do you that that work? But you can always clench it, right?

So no matter how wide your vagina is, you could always, like... You're like, if this clothespin falls off your clit. It sounds like a sorority-a-a-thing. There was always crazy stories like that. Like, there's one where apparently it happened at some school where, like, the women play lesbian porn and then sit on. Oh, and if it gets wet. Yeah, then they're lesbians and kicked out of the sorority,

which is a really weird way to be like, you're lesbians after we told you, we all watched lesbian porn together and had you guys all get naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was that one. Yeah. Uh-huh. They're the lesbian. All right, we're going to put all gay porn,

line all these dudes up and jerk them off. First to come isn't gay, because you was trying to get it over with. Yeah, dude, he blasted real quick because he's fucking embarrassed, man. You're the gay one. You're not even hard. You don't jerk him off. You put him in a dick tube that fits, and then when they break it, you're like,

ah. Someone's swelling. Not going to go on a camping trip with this guy. Someone's swelling. When you said that, I pictured like a gay muscular superhero. That voice is very specific. I like that. Imagine saying that about yourself.

You're making that with a girl. It's super intimate. She starts to like scratch on your chest. You're just like, someone's swelling. Oh, man. I found this on the web. maybe go back to your place if you'd have me. Ooh,

someone's swelling. That's the new like Gen Z, like term. Dude, I was straight swelling by this bitch. I was so hard, bro. She might my dick swell. Yeah, my shit was smiling. I almost broke out my motherfucking dick to me. I almost broke the mothoogne my motherfuck dick to.

I like, that's a cool, Jen Z. just talking about how hard their dicks were like, too, I was fucking... Bro. I was swelling so hard. No cap couldn't even run the mile. Shit. I heard an interesting term. My dad, back to my dad.

He says... I've never heard... This isn't over, by the way. Back to my dad. He says the term, I've never heard anybody says this. Transgen's. Which isn't technically a... It's not technically the correct thing.

But it feels bad. Right. It feels bad. There's nothing. I've never heard me so you can't call him trans gens, but it sounds slightly... That's just what he thinks Gen Z means. Yeah.

Transgenzy. That's how people get in trouble, though. It's just like not knowing the right thing. But it's like that, that's the... Out of all the words people have used, nobody has used transgen's before. It sounds like only Jennifer's who transitioned. It sounds like a very specific type.

Oh, yeah, don't sit as that... Kail and Transgen. All the transgen's... Yeah. It's all names. You're saying that. I was like, where's you going with this? Yeah, it's by Transigent property.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all transfer students named Jennifer. I'm the principal. Did you guys watch that Kid Rock video? No, what happened? You can't see this? So Bud Light, they just had like a trans spokesperson. And which she's like talking about like March Madden.

Was he like, ba, what the bar to bang to bang. Tiki, diggy, diggy, diggy. It was so much because the past week, I've just been telling everybody how much I love Kid Rock. Which, because I do like him a lot. He's a fun guy. Like, he chills with him. Yeah, I like to. He's kind of awesome. The fact that he's just like, do that video of him of Woodstock where he comes out like a fur coat?

You know what I'm talking about? My name is Kid. Yeah. Kid Rock! It's awesome. Classic. So, classic. Biggest announcement just to say the word kid.

My name is kid. Dude, first time I heard a kid rock, my cousin, I was like, what are you listening to? And he goes, Kid Rock. And he's like, do you like Kid Rock? I'm like, no, that's just for children. Like, I didn't, I thought he was listening to like Kids Bob or something. So I was like, I'm not a fucking pussy. I'm not a fucking pussy. I'm not listening to Kid Rock. I listen to Man Rock.

Like Lipsic. Junction. Yeah. Yeah. That was a kid rock. I was the lip. Yeah. But, uh, the video of him, it's so funny. Because like, there's like a transgender person who's like, uh, doing Bud Light. And I feel like it was.

I feel like I kind of respect her because I think she's purposely trying to fuck with certain people because she's like March Madness has happened as well and she goes, I don't even know what that is. Like,

because you know just the dudes that are like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty awesome. That's pretty dope. Yeah, I'm into that. Just saying like bullshit about football. She's like, I don't even know

how sports work and they're just like, ah. But you're not like the main space, it's just like an extra spokesperson and Kid Rock made this video and you see, he turns around, you see the words Mago on the back of his hat

and he pulls out an AR-15 and he goes, fuck Anahouser Bush and fuck Bud Light. He just shoots a whole thing up. Have you seen this? Yeah, he just shoots a whole thing of Bud Lights. Yeah, yeah. But no other explanation. He goes, good day to you guys.

It's just so over the top. It is funny. By the way, I paid for all these beers. I think it is funny too because it's like, it's like that is what I love Buttlach. Like the people, a lot of people that don't like trans people love Budlite. Like, it's like they're, yeah, yeah.

They're really putting, like, a fork in a row. That's pretty funny. I've never seen March Madden's neither. Yeah. That'd be funny to do that as, like, you're, like, a sober person, and you just don't like alcohol, and you just, it just coincides with this happening in the news. Yeah, you should destroy it. I can get behind that.

Just destroying views. Yeah. Yeah. I had this assistant principal in high school who was like trying to like make the transgender student feel comfortable in my school. Good Lord. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he tried. Everyone hated him. Every parent, every student.

And he wasn't that bad a guy. The principal or the trans person? Principal. Oh, okay. Just cool. I thought he was like every parent. Every. So the first thing he did it was he took one of the bathrooms.

He made it a gender neutral bathroom. And like everyone. all the parents were so mad they were like my daughter's gonna get fucking raped in that bathroom he was like she's hot look at her she's gonna be first he's like all right then we'll just make like you need a pass to go in there they're like

oh this kid gets a fucking private bathroom and they're like just come on wow and then the one transgender person was like but I'm not gender neutral even give him anything any credit for anything yeah that's brilliant that's brilliant

oh it's so funny he's just like 50 year old dude like I'm fucking trying man I don't know what am I supposed to do here he's like hey listen I put a fucking dick tube in a click clip in there I'm just doing my best you can do whatever you want when you're in there as long as you have a pass

I think we're yeah we're at a yeah we're about to wrap up cool quick thank you thank you do you do you swallow a verb

Yeah, I can't swallow it right now. That's kind of scary. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. What do you guys want to promote? Yeah, Tadie on the block. What was you? Nuff said.

You know where to find me. Did you say you know where to find me? Yes, Tate Winston. Yo, man, please follow me, man. It was super mean a lot to me. This is me after that fucking show. That's why this hurts me to hear you today. Yeah, dude, sick.

We could smoke a blunt together, but follow me. This is how static. He was like, I'll get it later. And I was like, no, I'll just type it in for it. And I was like, what is you? Oh, you're a monster, bro. It was like, I've never been that disgusted with myself. Yeah, it's terrible.

Anyway, T-A-I-T-I-N-S-T-O-N-T-O-N-T-W-N-T-W-N-T-W-T-E on everything. Shout out to my dick-tube. What was that? I said shout-out on my dick-tubes, V. Yeah. My dick-toobies. What up, Dick-Tubies? Dick-O-B-E-T-U-B-E. Oh, yeah, if you all want to watch my show, Top Five, come watch it.

It's fun. Very good. I don't know which camera to look at. Come watch it. It's fun. I watch the videos me and Adam making it. If you don't like them, then I guess you don't like eight inches wide and my life died and I'm gay or whatever and I ran a six minute mile.

Six minute mile. You got it off the self. Broke the motherfucking dick tube. Yeah. Thanks for listening, Dad. I really do love you. You're actually cheering up. I'm sorry I got so emotional about that conversation.

Rest the show you broke the tube, tube, bobs. I will not stop doing the thing that I'm getting paid for to do. Yeah, little does he know, I'm an only fan's model. So I actually am getting paid to masturbate. Follier. Yeah. One of these. Oh, yeah, a little wink.

Giving yourself a reach around. Winking a cafe risque. Winking a cafe risque. I think that might be the title. Thank you. That's good. Yeah, yeah. Long, bong.