Morning Good - Worst New Year's Ever - Episode 297

Episode Date: January 4, 2026

In Orlando, Florida, Joe Censabella and a mystery guest return to the show for today's episode. They talk about how to say it and not get in trouble, the Charlie Kirk Still Alive Theory, and going back to your 10 year high school reunion. Thanks to Joe for coming back on the show. Joe's been on a ton of episodes in Orlando so check those out, and hit the links down below for even more. Joe is on Instagram @joecomedyy and also @justjoeking22.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning, very good. Hey, welcome to the air.

Thanks. Welcome to morning. See how it's going, then we'll decide what we're doing. All right, yeah. We're here with Joe Sensabella. Hi. And Antoine P. How that's up?

Hey, yeah. Okay. Sorry about, sorry. It's, we're already in there. Yeah, sir. He calls it to me a lot of work, that's why. Okay, I think it's a fair trade that if he gets to say, you get to say it. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you can say it on podcast.

I say it at work, you can say it on podcast as long as it's public. Yeah. That is kind of a good point. I will say I have said it off of a podcast, but not on a podcast. See, that's fucked up. It is, but also, okay, here's my argument on it. Yes. So first off, I try not to.

I try. It's not like I'm, like, I'm, like, sweating at my desk. But my thing is like, if you're trying to be funny, like, I've tried to be funny and say the N word and it's not funny. On stage? No, just like in line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

So my whole thing is everybody's like, oh, well, like, why wouldn't you just say it to everybody? I'm like, well, if then, but then the joke has the ability to hurt somebody versus if you just say it, like, if I was joking around with a friend and I had a funny time to say it. But whip it out, yeah.

Right, but I realized I also, like, I can barely say faggot. Like, I'll say faggot sometimes I go, eh, it just didn't come out. Oh, I see what you're saying. I think it's like an X, and it's like, Like how funny is, how offensive is it? So it's like, for me, I'm like, I realized I don't have, I've always said, like, saying the N-word, I think as a white guy is, like, drop it into a half pipe.

If you're not fully going in, there's, like, no reason to do it. Yeah. I mean, the other thing is, I respect, if a white comedian does it and they're funny, I don't care. But if they do it and they're not funny, it's like, what the fuck? I hate it. Yeah, I hate it. Like, it doesn't, like, even with black jokes, if it's funny, it's great. But if it's not funny, it's just like, why did you do that?

But how many times have I said a joke? that's funny one night and not funny the night so I'm like that's why I just stay away from say the N word because I'm like I'm gonna I there's no like if I had a bit that I was like this is flawless and I say I don't think there's any moral reason why

you gotta be killing like a Louis CK bit yeah yeah like I have this bit where I just scream sexual assault but I only do it when I'm killing yeah I don't ever do it or sexually assaulting somebody yeah yeah I just like for me it's X Y exits I'm like there's more likely people will be upset and not feel good, then we'll feel good. Who's getting upset over it?

Black people or white people more? Oh, there's definitely black people that don't want me to say the N word. Yeah. Yeah. But it's one of those things that I'm like, yeah, if I was one of those guys, because some people, like I think Louis CK, it comes out like a fart. Like when he says the N word, to me, it sounds like somebody farting. And the fact that it's so natural.

It is natural. Yeah, it's like escaping him. It's not like he wrote it down. It's like, I'm going to say it. It's probably practice a lot. Yeah. Kind of like Joe. Joe, I'm sure Joe practices a lot. Yeah, every day you're just doing it.

Because actually, I've heard Joe say it a few times. No, I don't think I've ever heard you say hard-arm. No, I've never said hard-arm. But I was saying, I don't know if you know, like Rudy the African comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and C was talking the other night. We actually feel more uncomfortable when he says the N-word around us than when Joe says it. Rudy? Oh, yeah.

Dude, there was a white comic that I did, there were a black comic on stage. That's so true. said the N word and I got like, I was like, are we? A black comment? It sounded like a white person said. I'm like, do this again. His voice. His voice.

There's, the worst is there. I will say this now, there's a video of me really fucked up and one of my black friends is getting me to say the N word. And dude, he's just like, say it with your chest. And there's like the most shit eating grin. It's like him making me practice. And it's by the way, like if this comes out. Where's this video?

Yeah, I'll say that there's a video of it. I want to see it off there. I'll show you guys after. It just, it's just the angling of it all. looks so bad. I'm like shirtless in a kitchen and I was fat. My belly fats hanging over my shirt. And just the grin on my face makes it look like. Like it looks like something you see like high school lacrosse player says that. Like I look just like that guy. And it's like the worst. Damn. He has it the video too? Yeah. It's in a group chat. It's, it's out there. Oh, dude. He's

going to blackmail you one day. Probably. You blow up, bro. You're fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, also like it's like if I, if I, if I for years, see, the Michael Good fans will know the videos out there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I mean, look, I'm not going to pretend of somebody I'm not. Like, I say fucked up shit when I'm trying to be funny. So it's like that whole thing where everybody's like, it's like, no, I have jokingly said that many times. But I just like, now if I'm sober, I choose not to because I just don't think it's going to hit.

You know what I mean? If you're like, you know what I mean? So if it was killing every time. Oh, I would stop. Well, because I don't think, like, I don't think like, I don't think like, I don't think black people realize the rush of saying something that if it's like if I could get. get fired, I could get my ass kicked and publicly ostracized. That just gives it so much more of a rush.

You know, I think it's actually the opposite. I think more white people get upset over the N-word than black people. Really? I've seen Joe say it at a show. And I've never seen a black person never batted at eye. It was only white people that get upset. White people get offended

for black people because they feel like oh, it's my duty. Yeah, I've just like my thing is like, I had one friend get really pissed at me for saying it, which is really funny because my other friend's like, you never let him tell you can't say that word. Like, I was, I was like, dude, I just, was it a black friend or a white friend that's selling you never told? A black friend.

That would be different if it was a white friend. I want to be that guy's friend. Yeah, do I know him? No, I don't think so. But, uh, so I'm, for me, I'm just like, there's, the pros do not outweigh the cons for me. But I don't think there's anything morally. Like, I think it's like, because I, I, I've said so much fucked up shit. So I can't, I can't now just be like, but, but the denders do one. Everybody likes to be like, Dundr-Roo! And I'm like, now there's... Because, you know...

Yeah. Making fun of my hair, that's my N-word. I can't... Yeah. Maybe a fall... What's your hair? Are you full Irish? No, it's making fun of my hair.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Oh, gotcha. Do you want to hear a racist video that involves me saying the N-word that I want to put out? Sure, yeah. So, Rudy, I have this idea.

I don't know if I... I probably told Antoine this. So I have a sketch where me and Rudy are in the living room. and we're on the couch and I'm like, hey, I'm gonna get something to eat so I go to the kitchen.

I heard of this one. Did he know this one? Maybe not, I don't know. No, no. So I go to, yeah, I told it to you Sunday. So I go to the kitchen and then Rudy goes, hey Joe, can you bring me my leftover food?

And I just open the fridge and it's just literally chicken and watermelon. So then it goes to like an internal like a voiceover in my head. I'm like, I'm like, damn. Like which one does you want me to bring? I don't want to see him.

I made the watermelon, do I bring the chicken? And then I ask him. I was like, yeah, Rudy, which one do you want? He goes, bring me my leftover food. So I bring him like, say I bring him like the chicken and I give it to him. And he's like, all right, thanks, man. I'm like, yeah, no problem. But you were talking about how, we were talking about whether it'd be funnier to have it cut out right when you.

So, what do you think? Have it say that. But I was debating. I mean, I don't think in the N-word or bleeping it. I think bleeping it is funnier. Or, but honestly, making fun of black people is... Making fun of black people is...

Making what? Or doing black jokes like the watermelon and chicken. It's kind of whatever. But what you could do is Rudy's African. Rudy's not black. Making an African joke instead. It is really funny that, like, in theory, that is more racist,

but you'd get in more trouble for saying the Edward. Yeah, okay. But it's Africans. What part of Africa is from? The Congo, right? The dirty part. I don't know. The dirty part?

Dude, I did, this is another thing I get, when I was in school, we did, like, we picked countries. And from elementary school, went to, like, a, or middle school is, like, a private school. So I had a Democratic Republic of the Congo. Oh, you actually went there? No, no, no. Oh, we just had, oh, I would never. Oh, that happens now.

Oh, shit. No, but we had to do, like, uh, we had to, like, dress up, like, the people from that country. Oh, that's funny. I didn't do blackface, but I literally, because you could either be the Tutsis or the Hutus, is the warring tribes. By the way, this can't be accurate because you look at a picture of the the, the,

Hutus, and they're, like, wearing, like, uniforms, and the Tutsis just have spears. And I'm like, there's no way. They took, like, one, this is, like, Hutu propaganda. Oh, so they have, like, just, like, rags over there, like, general. Yeah, and I was like, this would be way cool.

I don't dress up, like, a soldier. So I literally have, like, a grass skirt and, like, a spear. What grade were you in? What grade was? It was, like, seventh grade. Yeah, but it's just the whole school looking around me,

and like, ooh, I am from the Congo. Were you the only one like, like, like yeah, everybody else puts like France or something like that. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, it was, you missed the opportunity to do blackness. You could have fucking went hard. In seventh grade, that was the one,

you can, no one was going to say shit to you. You gotta go away with it. Yeah, I know, and I've never, uh, I've never done it. Um, I, I did do Chinese eyes to my brother's baby the other day because it, I don't know, I was trying to make it laugh. So I just, oh, chink, chok, like that. Yeah, yeah, I went pretty in with that, but.

I feel like that's acceptable. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe this isn't the demographic that would care about that. No. Yeah, it's just funny because some things just come off more, I don't know, more offensive. Also, this is so off topic, but I think this is going to be a bad New Year's. I'm just feeling.

Why? Dude, I don't know. I'm just feeling. You're traveling on New Year's. No, I'm here for New Year's. So when do you go back? January 1st. That's Friday.

Thursday. Thursday. Why do you think it's going to be a bad New Year's? because I think in my brain I just overhyped it so all my friends that were to live down here are going to New York and then there's like inner friend bullshit that I don't know about because I don't live here anymore so like

sometimes I come down and I'm like how so-and-so do and they're like I'm not fucking friends with so-and-so and I'm like I'm involved in none of this shit damn I just want to hang out of everybody and then there was a party I found out I wasn't invited to and I turned into a baby dude I literally found out I wasn't invited to a party you're like what the fuck I just started like all day

I've been like just such, and I hate when you know you're being a bitch, but you can't change the feelings in your heart. You know what you got to do? You got to go out and drink and have fun. So how do you know you're not invited to the party? It's like a party for tomorrow? Yeah, yeah. And you know you're not invited? Because somebody told me about it. And then the guy whose party was, before that I was texting him, he's like, yeah, I got to set up for a New Year's party. And I was like, oh, so they, okay. They didn't invite you. No. That's crazy. He's going to find out because he's going to listen to the podcast. I think it's one of the,

where it's just like a small thing because like there's other people that aren't going to it but it's just annoying that it's like there's another party I was invited to a couple months ago and it's weird that it just get I'm like I should be an adult and be like by the way weddings I don't give a fuck

because I'm like weddings yeah you spend a lot of money yes I'm like I don't care if anybody invites me to their wedding but for some reason and I hate when you know you're being a bitch but you can't change the feelings like I'm just sitting around all day I'm like I'm waiting to a party

wait so that guy's gonna listen to this podcast yeah probably yeah well fuck that guy No, he's a good guy. Oh. I'm sure there's a reason. But you don't want to press people because then you don't want to be like, maybe somebody's going to the party that you have problems with.

And he's like, oh, maybe let's avoid it. You know what I mean? That's possible. Or maybe his girlfriend. Maybe a girl or something. It's just, I guess I'm just delusional with this. I think his wife loves me. So I don't know.

You could be wrong because, like, I have friends. I have friends whose wives hate me and I didn't know until like recently, like, oh, they hate me. They think that I'm part of the problem. with their marriage and shit. I'm like, what? Yeah. So it could be that. Such a good guy.

Why? Why? Why would I mean to hate them? Yeah. It is funny, too, because it's like, I think that's a thing too where it's like, it's funny to think about how many more people hate you than you think. Because I think everybody just loves me. And you're like, I bet you there's some fuckers that you fucking, I don't even know hate me.

Oh, I know. There's probably a lot of people in the comedy scene that hate me. Yeah. I'll never tell me to my face. They're just like jealous probably. Yeah. I know. I know.

I'm not dumb. There's also a weird thing. it's like, why would you, there's some situations where you shouldn't tell somebody your face you hate them because you're like, this would just not be, there's a movie Yeah, there's no real reason to ever tell someone that you hate them. Just like, yeah, I don't get that. Oh, it's say it to my face. It's like, no, it's better to say behind your back.

I did tell a guy a couple months ago I didn't like him because who. So I have one friend who would hit on my girlfriend all the time. Oh, fuck him. I weirdly, I'm like, he's fun to hang out with. I just look totally. I'm so easy with that shit. I'm like, whatever. But there's this one guy from college who texted my ex like send nudes.

And then. While you guys were together? Yeah, and I was like, hey, bro, like, what the fuck is this? And he was like, dude, I was blacked out. I sent it to a lot of people. But he didn't say, I'm sorry. If he said, I'm sorry, I would have gotten over it. Yeah.

And then he hit me up in New York, like, a couple weeks ago. He was like, hey, man, I'm in New York. Let's hang out. And I was like, no, I'll be honest. Like, I don't want to hang out with you because all this, because of this. So, like, that's a reason to be like, I'm going to say my feelings. Because I'm like, you didn't apologize. So, like, yeah.

that's kind of a that's kind of a I mean it's like sounds like an excuse like oh I shouldn't it like you don't know he did that or not send it to other people yeah and I don't care about excuse he could be like that I was blacked out I was trying to fuck your girlfriend and I feel really bad but just the fact

that like I let so much shit go because I'm like I don't want to be held accountable for my actions I was in my friend's wedding I found out apparently I was loud as fuck I was like damn dude Kevin's wife is hot apparently I was like apparently I was just loud just being like

dude that photographer could Get it. I thought out four months later and I'm like, all right, well, you know, if whatever. Because like, especially with being drunk, it's like, I don't know, I'm not crashing my car. I'm not like fighting people. So I'm like, I'm just going to say dumb shit. Yeah. I mean, you're not like, you know, patch.

Damn. What's his thing? I just dropped the name, dog. Yeah. Hey, whatever. You're like, beep that, but keep in me saying the N-word. Hey, bleep that, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't get fucked.

Oh, fuck that. He's my boy, but he knows he fucked up. You weren't here. This is, like, a couple of weeks. weeks ago, like, he just showed up at a show really fucking drunk. Yeah. And, uh, he's just being an ass. And he just like,

you know, told the owner, like, fuck off pretty much. And he would, like, wouldn't leave. And it was, it turned into a big deal. And then, uh, he kind of got banned from like, Milk District. Oh, yeah, yeah. That wasn't the part you were going to say. No, I'm not going to say the real

part. You probably thought I was going to, but I could timestamp it and we could cut it. No, I'll tell you after. Okay. But, I mean, I think so many people know anyways. That's better than the guy. I mean, are they going to listen to this? No, I don't think they're going to listen to this.

I mean, you might be surprised, though. I'll say it, but I don't know. Well, if he says it, do you want me to cut it? I don't know. What do you think? That's... I mean, I'm not going to say names. I'm just going to say allegedly.

Okay, yeah. Allegedly. Say allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. One fat fuck comic, fucked another fat fuck comic's wife. Okay.

That's it. That's the rumors. Okay. Rumors. Rumors. There is more, but it's just like, yeah. And, man, it's just like, fuck. See, that's not a lot about four.

Do you, fat dudes are always getting pussy down here. Yeah. I see these couples on Park Avenue. I'm like, dude, your wife, ah, is so fucking hot. I would, like, slit my grandma's throat to be with your wife. Poor grandma. Not really. My grandma's great, but, um.

Michael, no. Shut up, I've got to get fucking pussy. Yeah. But it's just like one of those things that you're like, like, it's crazy. It's like, I almost, I'm almost, like, mad at God for putting too many hot women in my viewpoint. Because it's like, I'm happy they're there, but I'm like, I just don't like... Your house, when you come and save your parents, it's like right over here, right?

Yeah. Yeah, there's so many fucking fine bitches around this area. Dude, but it's like everywhere I go. It's like, it's hard not to follow one of them at night. What are you going to do? They're jogging? Just to make sure she gets home safe, you know? Yeah, you got to, you got to, you know, you got to keep these women safe.

Yeah. Yeah, I put my own locks on their house because I go, you know, I don't trust them to lock their own doors. So yeah, I locked their own doors. No, but I was at the fucking mall, dude, just Christmas shopping. I was like... Altamont? Yeah. Yeah.

Did a lot of fucking fine girls go over there? It's crazy. I almost stopped, but this woman was on the phone. We're making eye contact. And I'm like, I was almost waiting for her to get off the phone call. I just be like, I'm just too fucking horny right now. And I'm like, dude, there's no solution to it. I'm whacking off like twice a day.

How old do you think she was? 20? 20s? Min is that by like 20? Because you're what, 25? No, yeah, yeah. I'm 29. 15?

You're 29? No, no. She was definitely at least like 24. When you turn 30? I just turned 29. Oh, okay. You're a couple years younger than us. Yeah.

I always thought you were like 24. Has it gone down all for you or just as horny as you have been? When you get into like your, like when you turn 30 and 31, 32, you're going to be like, all right, I need to like fuck more. Oh, damn it, dude. Just try and get out of your system because if you do want to settle down. Yeah. To get married, it's going to be tough. Well, I'm also dealing with that was in a seven-year relationship.

So that, that, like, completely made it. So, like, I got. That's right. last time we did your podcast, you told us that you were like... But you know, it's crazy. I think I found a solution. So when I was losing all this weight,

I was at a calorie deficit, your body's telling you you need food instead of fucking. So maybe I just need to starve myself so I'm not as horny. I don't know. Just like... How much weight did you lose? I lost 53 pounds in nine weeks.

That's a lot. Nine weeks? You just starved yourself? No. Towards the end, I did a little bit. Like, I just ate really low. I would eat every day. Yeah.

I did like one fast. Small meal. Yeah, just crazy exercise. But also, like, I think it's weird too because I get so arrogant

that I'm like, well, God just, this is, God just wanted me to be one of those guys that fucked a bunch of, like,

but that's not what it is. It's just me being horny. But in my brain, I go, see, God just wanted me to spread the seat all over and I'm just not going

to get anybody pregnant. There's some girls in Orlando, like comics and even some groupies in Orlando you can fuck, dude. Yeah, well, I just like,

I've had it here where like I make out with somebody and then like I think some people here are looking for boyfriend like I'm just and I'm also like dude it's like I was doing shows a lot while I'm down here so I didn't have like the time necessarily but it's weird too because I like yeah I don't know I just like I don't I go I don't know it's just too it's yeah if I need drag off three times a day what do they do what are they saying with Wall Street? I think jerking off less will stop you from being horny. You think so? I don't know I would go like a week without jerking off and I'd go to scratch. my balls and I would get a boner.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, I stopped. I stopped jacking off for, like, I haven't done it now in like five months at least. What? Yeah. That's crazy. You have, like, urges. I mean, I did in the beginning.

Like, before that, I had stopped for like two months and then I fucking did it one time. But then it's just like, I've been feeling so much better. Like, you feel so much more energized, so much more, like, if you, when you're working out, you can do more. I wake up feeling better. Like before, when you jerk off, you fucking wake up and like feeling tired as fuck. Or me, at least.

I don't know. See, you know what? I think he's right. Because I, yeah. I've heard enough of this and called it bullshit that I need to try it. Because I hear it all the time and I go, look at these fucking no-fab guys.

They're full of shit, but I'm like, I should try it because I just, I just want to be more motive. Like, it's like, I'm trying to like, okay, let me focus on this. And then randomly you're on Instagram

and you're like, yeah, you see one fucking full, fucking 20 year old girl doing a that's a bad age you see one like fucking 30 year old girl like making a video and you're like

oh fuck I'm gonna masturbate yeah yeah it's crazy I think taking porn hub away from like Florida and a lot of sites that went away it did help me but there's loopholes around that shit that definitely helped me because I was like I'm not getting to fucking VPN and do this shit

yeah dude I paid 20 bucks to be on this fucking this is a weird one it was like what's her name no no no no It was CFNM, where it's like, it was just women just in a naked guy. And she's like, I think his dick is small. And I jerk off to her saying, his dick small or big.

It's so, it's so pathetic. And then you got to call them because, like, there's no, like, log off. They're like, it's C.C. Biller, which is, like, the company that does a lot of these things. And I got to call them and be like, yes, K's planet. Yeah, I want to cancel that. This is my thing. Also, what's really funny now I have this going on. So I turned off my credit card because I lost it, my debit card.

And I could see the guy keep on trying to use. It's the funniest shit, dude. Oh. I let him get a shake shack. I left that one on. I said, that's me because I was like, I don't want to do one thing. I don't know if I get a shake shack, dude. That one's on me.

That one's not me. But his next one was so fucking funny because I went to Shake Shack and an hour later, or not, I think it was like, I couldn't tell the times, but it was Shakeshack and then $500 at Foot Locker. So the guy like went in and it's so funny to me, the guy thinking he's having the best day ever. He's like, he's like, it worked at Shake Shacks. He's like, I got a shake.

I want to get some fries? Yeah. Let me try it, Foot Locker. try it on like, dude, that's like... Could you see what, like, what type of shoes or he was purchasing? Like, no, no. Because if it was Jordan's...

Black, then you know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if it was a little tiny shoes, it was an Asian man. Yeah, like, little Adidas. Yeah, yeah. Like, why is he buying foot binding shoes for his wife? Oh, that's funny.

You should make that to a bit. That's really funny. Well, yeah, because the idea that's so funny to me is like just the optimism he had walking in. Like, you know, he just has this stack of tennis shoes and he's so excited. Yeah. He's got his milkshake on top because $4. That's not.

a burger. That means he got, that's not a drink either. I know he got a chocolate milkshacket and shake shake. Yeah. And then he just has it there and he's so, he's talking to them. He's like, yeah, no, it's going to be a great Christmas, you know, all this stuff. For my kids. Yeah. And then they're like, this is declined and I'm like, did he run? Did he use his card? And he's like,

I just want these shoes either way. Or did he have to go back? He'd be like, right, I'll put these back. Yeah. He probably just used this. Well, nah, maybe he didn't. Maybe he has like five of these. He probably has like five of them that he just kind of goes to that. Yeah, probably. So did you lose your card? and he, like, your physical card and he found it or he was like some hacker shit?

I lost it. I turned it off for a little bit and then I didn't see any action on it. So I'm like, it's probably my apartment. So I turned it on for like a day. And then it was just like, boom. Shake shack. Shake. And you were like, that's so funny.

You're like, that one's on me. Yeah, I was like, dude, it's Christmas time. I was like, $4. That's funny. A little bit of a good day. But, uh, yeah, I don't know. I think it's so fun. Like, I wish, I don't know.

It would be great if like, because he stopped using it. But I want to know the guys. I want to get to know the guy. Yeah, yeah, I want to know what else he's doing. I want to know what kind of guy this is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell you where it was, like, which...

Yeah, it was in New York. But it didn't say which, which spot in New York. He just said Shake Shack, New York City. And then Foot Locker. What happened to me, my card, my cash app card. And, but it, they didn't find, actually have my car. Somehow they were spending my shit without having my card. Yeah, yeah.

I was getting, it's cash app. So I kept getting notifications every time they would spend it. And they were spending it right around where I live. It was like right up the street at Culver's, and I went to Colvers, and I was like, what the fuck? And they pulled the tape, showed me who it was. And then the next day, so I didn't cancel my car. I didn't lock it in anything. The next day, they tried it again at, I don't know, I can't remember, some wine place and, like, on International Drive.

Or, no, it was a sushi place. And they made the order. I called in immediately, because I could see where it was. And I said, hey, did you just get this order? It was like, yeah, it said to go order. So I just went there and waited for the guy. and then it was a white guy with a black girlfriend. I actually recorded it too.

I recorded it. That's so fucking funny. Wait, do you have the interaction? Yeah, I have it in my phone somewhere. Oh, that's fun.

I would love to, what did he say? Because, like, my thing is, I have, I have, like, I have, like, doing the same kind of thing

as you'd be like, are you Michael good? He's like, no, well, I am. Yeah. Now, he said, I can't remember.

He's just like, basically, like, giving me a sob story and like, yeah, of course. Yeah. That's why I need sushi. That's why I need sushi on Both their asses, dude

Yeah, yeah You're trying not to make me tell his girlfriend I would be like pull it up It's gonna be so sad Because it's gonna be like I lost my son last year to cancer That's crazy Yeah

I don't even I don't like I have a weird thing Where I don't really care When people lie about shit Like still in Valor doesn't really bother me Like I'm like

Because I'm like Whatever that person's doing to lie I'm like What I'm like whatever That's not like Yeah I don't think that's as bad is like lying to your wife about cheating.

Like lying to a stranger to like get sympathy. Because I'm like in some ways somebody else is being a sucker. So like it's, I don't know. I don't know. I feel a little different than like. Yeah, I wouldn't care either. Some guys like bragging to me like, oh, he was in the, yeah, I was in the Marines too, four years.

Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? You're going to fact check me? Yeah, yeah. But I hate, like if he starts asking me questions I can't answer, I'm like, fuck, you know. Yeah. Because when I would drive for Uber years ago, people would get in and I would make up

the craziest stories. Oh, really? Oh, my God. Just wild shit, dude. Like, they would be like, hey, what's, is that it? Yeah. Oh, put it to the, please put it to the speaker. You know?

No, I can show you my ID. Where's my car to? What's that? You're not? You're not? You're not? I can show you my ID. Where's my car there?

I don't have it. Huh? I don't have it. Where's my car? I don't have it. That's not me. I just worry out. That you didn't just order.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I went on. telegram and then it was off because everyone was 50% off and I was like, I just murdered on the telegram. I don't have, how do you see it?

Let me see the telegram shit. What? I should take the house. You can't let's at the house. You can't let's go. Your phones at the house? Yeah, yeah, my phone's not in your pocket? No, I swear to go.

Your phone's not in your pocket right now. Huh? He's kind of a good liar when he said I swear to God. I kind of believe that. I don't believe that, too. I did believe that too. Use that shit last night too. No, that was a mess.

I swear to go. got you on camera dog it's the same person i swear you guys on it why you it's not you it's someone that look just like you i go on telegram and i use a it's like a it's like i can send you i could forward you the message where is it i i could forward you there i use my telegram at home though it's the thing where's it i want where's your phone you don't got a phone in your pocket right now i don't i don't put your pockets out check it up here this is not that i swear i don't have my phone i use a telegram at the house you you're phone on your car no that's my phone that's my girl's Damn.

Also, it's weird to bring up, like... He got busted, dude. I don't know why. I've used telegram before to, like... That seems like... That's just an app where you do sketch. You should normally. Yeah.

I've reached out of, like, drug dealers on there. Yeah. I've, like, sexed on there just because, like, I'll meet a woman on, like, field, and they'll be like, hey, let's telegram before we, like, text. Oh, you're sexing a man. Yeah, that's a wild place of sex. It's not, like, Snapchat.

You're texting an Indian, man. Yeah, that's possible. Yeah. I hope his day went as well as mine. I hope he chose, too. It was so funny too Because I realized how susceptible I am to people I'm so bad at fucking lying

So when that guy was like What was it called? I swear to God I was like I know he stole your card But in my head I was like He's a convincing like the way he said it was kind of like Not bad Yeah

It was him I seen him on the tape Colver showed me the tape And it was him at the same place And he's like Like yeah I had all the transactions He had tried spending my shit Like three different places in one day

Well he's also a white guy Of the black girlfriend So probably dress as a certain one He looks Spanish, though. I think he's white. I don't know. Did he not dress like a black guy? No, he's just dressed like a regular...

Okay. You saw him again. Would you recognize him? I mean, no, I got... I haven't seen that video in a while, but yeah. Do, uh... We should go find him. I guess I have his license plate number.

I have him on the pot. Hey, man. Yeah. I have his license plate number. I can find him. You should copy that, do a bunch of crimes with his license plate number. Make a fake license. Yeah, dude.

It's been almost five years later. Let's find his license plate. Find out where he lives. And just, Leave him a note. Like, you know how they did? I know he did last summer. So leave him some shit on this car.

I still remember 2021. And then put the little transaction. He's been, fuck, man. Remember his sushi order and just cover his car in the suit, whatever kind of sushi he had. Serran wrap is all fucking, you think I forgot? That's a great prank.

The saran wrap a car? How does it work? Can you knock it out of the car? You buy like 10 rolls and you have like two people and you just throw it underneath the car, bro. so you can't get in or out. You have to get a fucking knife

and just cut. It takes forever. If you have somewhere to be, you're fucked. That's a funny way to do it because it's like, in some way you're like, oh, well, we wasted a bunch of time wrapping it. But if that guy's in a rush... Oh, my gosh, it's great. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I got to get to the hospital. I think that's going to happen on New Year. I could just feel it's going to be a bad New Year's. I know you're ever supposed to be like... It might be a bad year. I've had too much fun of the last year. All right, so like, you mean...

So are you just saying for you personally because of the party thing? Oh yeah, I don't think there's going to be a terrorist attack or anything. I think is this too. I think there's going to be a terrorist attack. Okay, that's possible. Possibly, yeah. My thing with this, I may sound like a bitch by bringing this up of the podcast and not talking to the guy, but I also don't want to talk to a guy because then I don't want to try to invite myself to the party. So I don't want to be like, hey, why am I not invited? Because that's fucking weird too. Does that make any sense? Because you don't want to be like, because you don't want to push yourself into a party or make it feel uncomfortable.

So that's the only reason. I'm just talking about what's on my mind. It's hard not to, you know, I want to be as much of a. I want to be as much of a. realistic podcast or just be like, I'm sad today. But yeah. Why do you think there's going to be a terrorist attack? Because New York's got a fucking Muslim mayor now? Really?

Really? You think he's going to? Maybe he's going to do it. You know more people actually travel to Orlando instead of New York? Now, ever since Madama got elected? No, just like overall, it's what I read online. But I know, like, New York has the millions of people celebrating at Times Square. New York sucks unless it's the summer. I love it, but it's a bad place to visit.

or it's a good place to you just visit it's just it's like you gotta fucking you either love it or you don't and I hate it for three years now I fucking love it it even during the winter you like it no that's why I'm down here I fucking that's what I'm saying I love new I grew up going back and forth in New York but during the summer I love it the winter's shit yeah it's like fucking minus degrees and shit yeah it's too cold here now I might I might go to the Bahamas tomorrow for New Year so I'm just I won't actually but so when you mean you're gonna have a bad new year's like tomorrow night or like New Year's

day like i think new year i don't know i think tomorrow night people celebrate so be careful what you do tomorrow yeah i just think that like i had so much fun last my problem is if i have a fun thing and i've had a great trip down here i just i said expectations do i'm last year i was just like the best new years and so this year i'm like it's going to be this and then everybody's like i don't know what's going on we need to we need to call this guy on the body and figure out hey man we're in a predicament yeah yeah this is if you can get us invited this yeah what if he's like hey yeah that be so funny you guys want to come yeah i did have one of those where there's a party where everybody i know is about me this is this is also it's a signfield episode too

where two people are invited and the third guy doesn't know and that his two friends like just show up so then he shows up and then the guy's like he's like oh how do i think you'd show yeah and then he's like because there's two meanings of that yeah and then he's like oh do you mean like do you think i'd show or i don't think you'd show yeah so it's like damn which one well it's also weird because it's weird he told me about it because I was like hey man you want to hang out tonight he goes yeah if I get everything done I'm down

but I'm setting up for a Christmas party at my house or a New Year's party at my house that's why I was like this is weird because it doesn't sound like he's mad at me do you get him saying like what if I showed up and I walk in and he's like I don't know just pretend I know I'm like

tell me like have you been using my card yeah tell like I I found out his name. I go, hey, Dave, what's up, man? It's Joe. And then if he lets me stay, I'll text you, but, you know, I think you're good.

Yeah, yeah, and then I sneak into the back door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I also, I did think in high school, like, I had a bunch of crazy friends that weren't invited to parties. And now I'm like, damn, dude, is this how they fell? Because I was leaving him out of shit all the time.

Oh, damn. That's a particular. Where's he live at? Right here? 935. No, I'm just, I don't know, I don't know. No, but yeah, it is, I just, I hate when I'm being a bitch,

This is like a house party? That's things. I don't even know what it is. It could just be like literally like the smallest get together. Or a huge banger with fucking girls I want to suck your dick in every room. That's what I thought my high school reunion was.

That's also where the letdown happen. I am retarded. Like I just, I picture things in a way where I'm like, yeah, of course like, you know, somebody's gonna give me a Lamborghini. Like I just, my brain is still a child's brain.

Like I never got past thinking that all this magical stuff. Like I thought my high school reunion, I'm like, dude, I'll be getting domed off in the bathroom by the hottest chicken high school. All my boys are going to be. be there.

Showed up, it was like 40 people that I didn't know. And I was like, I was like, I got to fix my brain to not think this way. This sucks. Yeah. To mine, it was like maybe like four people I knew, probably like a total of 50, 60 people. And then all the girls were fat and ugly now. With your high school reunion? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, so you went to your tenure. Yeah, yeah. Which one did you go to? 10. 10. I haven't been any of them. Well, that's because you're cool. But I was also cool in high school.

But the problem is the whole attitude. if everybody goes, I'm not going to go. It's kind of like voting where I don't vote either. But my thing is like, if everybody has the same attitude, then it's kind of like, it works together where it's like, I'm still not going to vote ever. But I do think that I am kind of like, all my friends are like, I'm not going to go.

Nobody I know is going to be there. I'm like, nobody's going to know unless you guys all decide to go. Yeah. But yeah, I just, I watch too many movies. I'm like, dude, I'm going to bang Stifler's mom. It's going to be so sick. But it's hard too because I want to be optimistic still, but I don't want to have this attitude

where I think everything's going to be awesome all the time because the best nights of the nights you don't even think you're going to be fun. You're just like, yeah, whatever. You know what I mean? Like when you're not looking forward to something. You know what I mean? And then you're like, oh, this was fucking great.

Oh, like, yeah, like zero expectations. Yeah, yeah. The best nights the nights you plan on not going out. And then you do go out and then you're like, oh, this is great. Like with not drinking, do you still have a lot. You assume you still have very fun nights. No, never. No, not really.

Really. Drinking was so much more fun, dude. Yeah. I don't know why I stopped. probably to get healthier and lose weight. Yeah. Which I did, but like last night, the bar was hosting and then goes,

hey, you want, you want to drink? I was like, no, I forgot you're not drinking. And I forgot I got like a $50 bar tab. I'm like, fucking, fuck. It could have been so fun. I didn't know that either. Yeah. All the times I'll host that I never,

because I don't drink. I don't know that you can get a bar tab. Yeah. Did you give the drinks to other people? I gave one of like two to rob and like two to other people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should just be like, it's only one person has to buy $50 with alcohol. That guy just has to blow him out. But also like last, and like, yeah, like last December I was hosting at other bar drunk.

I drunk and that's when I got to a fight. Yeah, wait, we got to tell that stories. That was crazy because this guy threatened. Oh, my guy, yeah. Oh, my God. How do you say his name? Cadmar Blunts. This guy, Cadmar Bluntz, like threatening everybody in Orlando to, like, hurt people and shit

or do whatever he wants to do. And I'm like, all right, dude. You could read the message, man. but no matter. But you know the thing is he can't read or write. Really? Yeah, like,

look at the message. He's misspelled. Do you get his girlfriend type in? Uh, maybe. No, no, I'm saying,

like if you look at the message, like he misspelled everything. It's just like, it's like, oh, this is like a nigga who's like a kindergartner right in the house. It's so funny to be angry

and spell everything. Well, but that's usually what happens when somebody's like in a rage, they're not like, did I type that correctly? Did I like? Then the person will auto correct them?

Yeah. Like, actually it's there. That's why. why, I don't think that guy was that offended when Tony Hinchcliffe got in trouble. So if people don't know, Tony Hinchcliffe was running a show, some Chinese guy went on some rant about, like, who had opened for him, I guess. And had in his bio, like, I've opened for Tony Hinchcliffe. Then Tony goes out like, oh, you keep him off for the chinky motherfucker, right?

Yeah, yeah, and just went in and was super-race. But the whole joke was that he was just trying to do the opposite to whatever that guy was doing. Yeah. But the thing was, I was like, that guy edited that video, like, well. So that guy was sitting there and he's like, should I put chinkin' blue? or red. Like, he, what, like, you can't, there's no way you were that angry

if you're going through and editing. Because, like, that's enough cool off-th like, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah. Wow. Besides people with manifesto, some of those motherfuckers

are really well-spoken, and they're like, this, this and that, and this is why the government's bad and I'm going to go shoot up this high school. You're like, look at this punctuation. Yeah, you're like, this guy really. Grammar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's scary? Or someone who can't read and write and is angry or someone who can read and write well? Someone who can read and write I don't know, because my thing is, I don't think I fucked over enough people to get shot in something. So I think I'm more scared of the guy who's shooting Randos because there's nothing in my past that I'm like, oh, there's somebody would have murdered me over that. You probably just had set of the night, dude, New York, pass up the club. Yeah, random guy.

Yeah. Fuck. I do say that whenever I have a great night. I go, I get shot in the face right now. I would be happy. Yeah. Because I am like, the thing is, I do mostly have good times. Like, most of the time I am like, oh, this is, but the problem is when you have a date like New Year.

years and you're like everything's getting you're like that I gotta get that you know what this is the thing I just got to get out of my head I think if I predicted to be a bad new year it'll actually go good yeah you're putting it in the fucking ether bro you planning on going out yeah yeah yeah where are you going I don't know yet because my thing is like I want to do thornton park but it got shot last year oh yeah that's I mean that is safer than downtown Orlando yeah but also somebody got shot in fortin park last year yeah yeah so it's like I don't know what about like guest house remember we went to guest house like two years ago you and Jake and a bunch of people.

I like that place. My thing is I don't want to be like refined to house parties are just better on New Year's because it's like. Yeah. I went downtown last year. I don't think I'm going to go. I'd rather just stay. I either going to go to a house party or just stay home.

Yeah, that's crazy downtown, bro. But I like a little bit of crazy. I just don't like not being able to get to the bar. I like crazy too. Like I like watching crazy happen. Yeah. Oh, that was the best. I went to my cousin's wedding a while ago on St. Patrick's Day.

And then we just went into a bar. and just watched all the craziness from like a balcony. Yeah. And like that's the best. Yeah, that's fun, yeah. Because you can watch,

you can do all the people watching, but you're not like, you know, like getting like stuck in something like, I don't know that sounds fucked up, but like last year, remember when the guy got shot in front of the Taco Bell downtown? Like the,

like the, like the guy who, like, yeah, but I mean, that sucks. But imagine you were on like one of those upstairs bars. And you're watching.

And you're watching it. Like, no, it's kind of, it's kind of awesome. It's like, that's like a movie. almost like yeah yeah i don't know if it would feel the same because i do know somebody that

i know some people i never watched a person die you did no but everybody i know who has is like yeah it's different yeah it's a different yeah i thought i did it when i saw charlie kirk but then i realized he didn't die oh yeah he's still alive he's on that he's alive let's see let's hear this where is he if he's alive yeah where is he he's in probably witness protection or something not like what country that'd be so funny if he's just like one state over just like pretend to be a mailman doesn't matter like ohcala Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just think he didn't die.

Like, it's too much, like, it's too much. It was turning the whole podcast into that, so I don't want to do that. I don't, look, I'll set a timer on it, and then we'll get into the Epstein files. All right. The FCI. I haven't even talked about that on there. Nah, it's, like, there's a lot of shit. Like, first of all, like, the blood didn't stick to his shirt.

When you go look at the video, the blood, there was no blood on his shirt. There was no blood on the people who picked them up afterwards. Like, there's also like a, I can show you, there's like a chair that goes, it lifts itself up and goes through a table. So it looks like it's a hologram. It looks like a video game glitching. It's like, this is obviously, this is not reality. And then they said he got shot with a 30-od six. You go watch like ballistic test with a 30-od six, his head would have fucking blown off.

That's the one thing I do. So it's not like. Well, I think is I don't believe in what you're saying, but I have nothing to counter it. so I have an open mind through it. Because I am like, no part of me is like, I'm just like, just from where I'm coming from,

I don't believe it, but I'm curious to, and I'm like, I could be convinced of most things. Also, there's a movie, right? So there's a movie in 1998 called Snake Eyes with, uh,

Snake Eyes. With, what's the nigga's name? Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage. And, uh, the plot of the movie,

it's like when the movie first opens up there's a flyer and it says, uh, Tyler the Executioner in bold letters versus Ruiz. And then it's on the, the fight's supposed to be on September 10th. That's the date Charlie Kirk got shot.

Tyler's the name of the person who shot him. And then the... But why would they leave like Tyler of Executioner? It's called... Like, they do all this type of shit. It's like a predictive programming or like this thing called... That doesn't matter. But anyways, that also take too long.

But Tyler of Executioner, right? And then right after that, the movie is taking place in the Trump... In one of the Trump hotels in Atlantic City. and the plot of the movie there's a senator named Charles Kirkland who gets shot in the neck and the exact same the wound looks exactly like the wound

that Charlie Kirk had. That is kind of wild. That is pretty crazy. So then after that, and that's not it. So this is in the 90s. 1998. So then after that a lady in front of him drops down and the lady in front of him is wearing this white dress

and the white dress, the same dress that Erica Kirk wears in the quote-unquote funeral. And then the lady who played her run is in this year, this past year, she played in the movie Heads of State. And the lady, the character she played was a person named, it wasn't Erica Kirk. It was Elizabeth Kirk now. She's playing Elizabeth Kirk in this movie.

And she's running for vice president in the movie. and now they're talking about Erica Kirk actually running for vice president with J.D. Vance. And the people who produced that movie is Paramount, who are the same people who are behind like, what's that shit, Pallant, whatever, Palantir, whatever, one of those big companies or whatever. It was the same company that owns the production company for that. And it's also tied in with Trump with it being in the Trump Hotel and all that shit. So it's just like one of those things, it's like, damn, everything seems like it's all, it's like a stage, it's all a movie. There's definitely too much weird shit going on

But I'll say this I don't I don't know Because everybody's like J.D. Vance and Erica Kirk are banging I don't know I don't think He seems kind of gay to me

Yeah Well think about it What if she's a man? Yeah Yeah now we're gonna do another one We think about like dude Erica Kirk She's eventually gonna have sex with somebody else

Yeah You have to move on Yeah Who's that first person going to be Yeah Maybe tomorrow New Year's At the party. At the party.

You think it's going to be a bad New Year's and then you're fucking Eric. Fucking Eric. You're going to end up being like the first man or first lady man of the United States. Yeah. It is pretty crazy. Like the bullet that, bro, the bullet that they supposedly say that the guy shot is like, bro, it's like huge. And if that little neck wound in him to bleed out like that, he wouldn't have a face. He wouldn't have a neck.

His whole head would explode. Yeah. So he didn't get shot by that gun. Definitely not. Right. And if he did. So they're like. lying about that probably.

Most likely. Well, I could also see like, yeah, so no matter what, there's a lot of weird shit of this I don't even know. Yeah, it is crazy. Those coincidences are always crazy where you're like,

that is fucking wild. But, yeah, the, I don't know if I had any great ideas in the Epstein files. I don't know if I have any Epstein files. I mean, I think that that shit is, they're probably hiding,

even the shit that they're releasing, they're doing way worse shit than whatever they're saying they were doing. Who's worse? Epstein? Or P. Diddy. I saw a video on this. Oh, you sent it to me today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think Epstein, because did he have any underage shit? I think he did. I think they didn't... I feel like they were still covering for Diddy during the trial or whatever. They were just, like, all the shit during the trial, it just seemed like, oh, he was a freaky guy, but none of this shit was, like, really that bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't care about that shit. Like, even if he hits the bitch, I don't give a fuck about that. Really? I think it's so fucked up. I mean, it is crazy, but whatever. Millions of people hate girls. Especially in the 50s and the 60s, brother shit, was like therapeutic. Yeah, that's how they...

They described it. Yeah. My grandma and grandpa, they would tell me that shit all the time. They're friends, dude. Like, my grandma's friends got beat, like, bad. And then they would call the cops, and the cops were literally just be like, all right, we're just, you know, you know, we have to show up here. But let's stop it. And then they go away and said...

Yeah. If you were invited to Epstein's Island, would you go? Yeah, well, I don't think everybody knew the... he was a pedophile, but it's also weird the fucking, like, I don't know, I bet you he was so good at, like, drawing people in, because he has to, like, just know what you're into.

Because, like, how many times do you think he tried to get somebody in the guy's gay or something like that? And then he's like, ah, fuck. You know, the one thing I did see, or I heard about both of them, was just like, they both had micro penises. So, Epstein and Diddy. So it's interesting. That's something that makes you evil.

It seems to. It seems to. Like, I think, like, every time there's, like, a really evil person. I'm not that evil. They have a microping. Yeah. I have to pick one right now. Either go to a party with P. Diddy or a party with Epstein. You know what? The hard part about Epstein is I bet you, see,

P. Diddy, I think I know now a lot of people there were sex slaves. So it's tough because you don't know who's there consensual, who's not. Epstein party, you don't know how old they are. I think his whole thing was he brayed it all in. He'd be like, yeah, he's some hot chicks. He's hot chicks. Guess what she's... All right, so you go to a P-Dity party.

There's a chance you're going to get raped by a guy. But you go to the Epstein Island, you have a choice to do whatever you want. But you don't know the girl's ages yet. Okay. I'm going to say getting raped because I think that... Getting raped? Yeah, I don't think I could ever live with the fact that I fucked a kid.

I think I would... But I could live with the fact that I've been raped. It would be very hard, but I think... Well, you didn't have... You don't have to fuck the kid. If you get there... Yeah, I just said you could just go there. What, if you go there and you...

you just chill and you don't fuck the kids. I bet you, dude. I bet you, you know what I would take the Epstein part of that case because then what I would do is I would fuck who's, there's got to be some older ladies. Over 18 for sure. Yeah, well, you're like, all right. Maxwell, Jolene, Maxwell, whatever. Yeah. She had some fat dudes.

She's pretty hot back, you know, 30 years ago. She had a fucking rack, man. And I think that's what, you know what still does. Shout out. Yo, shout out Just Lane. Hey, free her. Just lane. Just free her.

And doesn't she have like a service animal? She was like a cat. And she's like doing fine. She's like... In prison? She's like got like the Goodfellas treatment where she's like chopping up little onions and doing a little thing. They treat you good on the inside if you're that. It's pretty cool.

I always thought it would be really funny if in the Epstein violence, they put a bunch of child porn in there. And that's how they get you. It's like, you know, Bill Clinton fucking a kid. And then they're like, oh, you just download a child porn. Like that's how they got you. So you can't look at any of it. They're like, if you want to look at child porn, then you can look at the Epstein files. But if not, then you're not.

The redactions are really funny too, though, because they're like, we're saving the victims. and it's like blank, raped blank. And you're like, well, clearly one of those names, unless the victims were raping each other, which I don't think is what's happening. So you see like a lot of the files

that they just released last week that were supposed to be redacted. You can just copy and paste it into Microsoft Word. Oh, yeah. And it was there. Yeah, there's some crazy Trump shit in there where it's like, there's some crazy shit on there. But also like, I don't know,

I don't believe his letter to Jared, to, what's his name? It said Trump or Epstein messaged, like sent a mail to Larry Nasser that like rapist gymnast coach. Yeah. And they're like, man, it's so unfair that you know, Trump gets away and we both love kids together. I'm like,

that's not how people talk. Like I don't believe that like that conversation. I'm like there's no fucking way. Yeah, that's the thing. I have, sorry, I have the flight logs. So that's what I looked up. This is, I guess this is pretty credible. It says Donald Trump took exactly

seven documented flights on Epstein's island between 1993, 1997, four flights in 93, one flight 94, 95, 97. But Epstein didn't purchase the island until 1998. Yeah, we also had other... He wasn't like just pedophile when he got the island. Yeah, I mean, I guess. But everybody's like, oh, no, he flew like in 20,

like 2004. That is the thing. They're talking about the island a lot. And I remember like before, maybe like 10 years ago or when they were like girls were coming out. They were actual victims. They were on like all these podcasts. And, A lot of this shit was just taking place in Florida. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they were just going over to his house.

Yeah, West Palm. Yeah. Yeah. I also, I'm, first of all, I think Victoria Joffrey, there should be a statue of that woman, because that takes fucking nuts. She's the one that for sure was murdered. She was like the first Epstein lady that came out, and she risked her life. And then her dad is like, I think she was murdered.

And she was, did all his post where she's like, I'm not suicidal. And then she committed suicide. I'm like, I thought one was fucking murdered. Yeah. So, and she's a hero. Additionally, I'm annoyed about this. because I was a 10 year ago Epstein guy and it was so, not like

fan of him. I was a big episode. Day one. Day one guy. I was like, I was talking about it. Do much of Adderall in college and like they got a fucking island

and they're fucking kids on it. I think 27 or, yeah, 2018 would have been when I was Epstein so like nine years ago. Yeah. And I was just like, dude, and like nobody cared or listened. And then now people were like,

I don't remember what you're talking about eight years ago. I'm like, you never get, you were right about that ever. Yeah. You gotta remind people that like, I guess you mentioned that.

I don't know. Who was the other girl? where she's like She's being interviewed online and she was talking good about Trump and then she even says like well some girls just like to be raped here and there like forced like in a sexual

like playful way. That's weird and it was I forget who who's I think it was like with Pierce Morgan or something I don't remember but they were like oh Trump did this this and the girl came out was like

yeah he didn't do any of that but sometimes he's definitely guilty of a cover up like there's no way do you think he fucking the kids though. No, not necessarily. But I think he knew it was going on and he's now trying to cover for some people and that's just wrong.

Like I just think that's wrong. So do you think he's trying to cover it up because maybe his life is being threatened or something like, you know? Yeah, but either way. It's like you can't, you can't, you can't. Yeah, you can't. Because his whole fucking agenda was we're going to expose them all. Yeah, yeah. And like what? 20, a couple years ago. Yeah, then he was in interviews like, are we still

talking about the Epstein guy? Yeah, yeah. Yes, we are. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. The worst crime ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is funny too, though, because it probably was less big of a deal back then. Because it was one of those things that was like the culture was less like, it was before to catch a predator. I think the culture was more okay with like adult men fucking 16 year olds.

By the way, there's women there as young as 14. Either way, it's all wrong. But I think the culture was more like, they probably did it. And they were like, ah, this is like illegal. But like, who's going to care? And then now we're like, as a culture, we've decided this is the worst thing you could do is be a pedophile. Yeah. So it's like, then they probably.

probably didn't think it was as bad or as much of a... Like, I bet you there was so much... I bet you Epstein was gay blackmailing people all the time, and now they just can't use that. They're like, oh, I guess it doesn't matter. I guess it just doesn't matter. Because he wasn't just, he was like a fucking... I think he was like a Willy Wonka type

where he was just like, I have every kind of thing for everybody. Yeah. And then he gets you on your thing. And then it's like one of those things where you're like, all right, well, some of that we now are against. Like, I guarantee there are people fucking dudes there. And then he's held it forever. And now they're like,

I don't matter. Yeah. I would pay Like if I had a lot of money, I would If someone was like, hey man, a million dollars You could see every tape. Oh, I'd fucking pay to see all of it. Yeah, but just to see who's in it though. Okay, so not for like...

Victims blur out. Yeah, well, I mean, not even. You would pay to watch child pornography. Is that what you're saying? No, no, no, no. That's not upset. No, not like that. I'm saying like, you've upped yourself

and saying offensive things in this podcast. Fuck, fuck, that's not what I mean. I mean, like, you know, I want to see all the celebrities that's that, that are in it. Right. I want to watch the kid. I don't,

maybe blur the kid's faces. If they're... Blur their faces, keep their bodies. No, no, no, no. Blur the whole kid. I want to know, I want to know who is responsible.

There's a lot of butter faces in there. You want to know what you're saying? No, no, no. I want to know who's responsible. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You still want to hear the kid? No, I don't.

Yeah. Not at all. The audio all the way up. Face is blurred. Yeah, well, that's a thing too, where it's like, yeah, I do, I do... By the way, when I was into this shit like eight years ago, like the Epstein files,

I thought I didn't think we'd get this far. So like everybody's like, oh, we're never going to find out. I'm like, I didn't think this much would even come out. Like I, like, it was like Bill Clinton's rumored to have done a thing. And now it's like, it's just so out there where you're like there. Because when does this first come out, 2019? He died in 2019. That's what people started talking about.

But 2018 he was arrested for it? Or early 2019 then he was killed? I feel like that shit was on podcast and shit like before that. Like, like 2017, 20, whatever girls were coming out and talking about it, like, publicly. But it wasn't really like his mainstream. Yeah, it wasn't mainstream until, like, I feel like he died. I was in Manhattan when he died. So there's a power blackout two days before.

And that's why a lot of people think his body was taken out. There's a power blackout? Yeah, the full city blackout, dude. I was on the train. Everything shuts down. They open up the doors. We walk off the train. Oh, shit.

He's still alive. I had to go through my apartment because my phone was there with my laptop. I had to walk up the stairs, complete, complete power blackout. Just two days before? it was like maybe a week before something like that I like to look at the dates I could be wrong

they're doing like a trial run probably yeah but I just like there's no part of me that believes he didn't that he did kill himself like no matter how you see it I'm like that's why I don't believe the Jared Fogel thing

because he's like I'm taking the easy way out they may have said you have to kill yourself or we're gonna like cut your balls off and put him in your own mouth I think he's probably safe and sound subway guy

what's up the subway guy Jared is did I say Jared Jared Fogel that's a subway guy yeah Jeffrey Epstein, my bed. Is Jared Fullwell? Oh, no, I'm supposed to say, I didn't believe the Larry Nasser male because he's like,

I'm taking an easy way out. I was like, because I think he was not, but maybe the easy way out meant they're going to kill me and like, like, it's very possible they said, hey, you kill yourself. Or we're going to kill you. Yeah, yeah. But there's no way there was just nobody just like fucking with him. It's like. Yeah.

Yeah. You think they invited Jared from Subway to the Epstein's file, to the Epstein party? He might be on there. Wait. Because like, he was really popular in the 90s and shit. This is how I feel right now. with the New Year's party. Jared Fogle's feeling this way.

Oh yeah, he's like, yeah, I'm fucking kids. Why didn't I get invited to Island? Yeah. Did Epstein have a funeral? That's the most interesting thing. I don't know. I don't think he's dead,

but damn, what would you do if, like, you're in that position? Like, hey, you have to kill yourself or we're going to kill you. That's crazy. Because part of me thinks like, oh, I'll find a way out

because I've seen enough movies. Yeah, yeah. Next thing you know, they're cutting off your testicles and putting them in your ears and you're like, why didn't I just fucking myself? Yeah.

God, that sucks. Yeah, that's the thing I wonder about like The funeral What if you got, you got invited Just out of the blue to Jeffrey Epstein's funeral Oh, via first class ticket Yeah, I think I would go Because I'm like, I don't have to say anything nice about the guy

I could just witness what's going on And you see who all is there And you're like, oh shit Were they somebody famous died And they were selling, like You know, you go to the wake or whatever Like you're putting You're going in the ground

Somebody was selling tickets That's so funny I was a famous person though I don't remember who it was Maybe like Michael Jackson or something like that Yeah, maybe it was Did they pay the girls? No, there were sex slaves.

Well, I think they probably did in some way. They'd probably be like, hey, we're going to set up a great life for you, all this stuff. And that's how you get a minute. Because they're not just randomly be like, hey, you want to fucking suck Bill Clinton's dick? Maybe. Maybe they were like, yeah. I think a lot of it was poor girls. Like, that was kind of their thing as they took, like, poor girls.

Yeah, because I think Epstein first got arrested in 2005 for this shit. Yeah. We were so young. Technology wasn't one of years ago, and it just kind of went under the radar. And then it came out. Well, that's why people are like Bush is totally innocent and all this. I'm like, I'm pretty sure he pardoned. I'm not positive he got a presidential part, but I think, I don't know, Bush was president,

and I don't know how this all works with felonies and stuff like that. I don't know what the federal government can do to help people out, but I think they're all boys. I think it's all theatrical and they're all hand. It's like, cults. Yeah, that's why it's not coming out because it's like, it's not, everybody thinks it's like just the Democrats or just the Republicans of his both of them. They're all doing it. Yeah, yeah. Well, because, like, why would you just blackmail one political party if you're like a blackmail asset?

It doesn't make sense to just be like, yeah. I like these guys are gonna help me with my attack like you definitely were like let me just have shit on everybody and I'm normally like you know none of this stuff is Satanic because I don't really believe I don't think Satanism really has a thing in real culture I think it's just like edgy teenagers

but there's a weird sun on Epstein's Island like a helicopter landing pad and if you look at the sun I have to look at a little more it does look kind of pentagramy so I don't know it is definitely satanic that's the part of it's one of the things that they keep out of that shit like he has like a temple, there's like a weird little

blue temple in the middle of the island where it's got all this satanic symbolism and shit like that. That's the one thing I haven't seen once in the files. What's in there? They're like, oh, it was like a yoga studio. I'm like, this is too weird. That's what I'm saying. That's a golden top on it. There's videos of like people showing the interior and stuff like that.

There's a whole... It's creepy as fucked. Everything, all the interior, all the shit is like satanic. It's like, oh, these guys aren't like if they don't believe in God or believe in the devil, why is all this devil shit? So it says here here's first... arrested 2005 from Palm Beach, investigating after a parent reports Epstein abused their daughter.

And then 2006, July, he's arrested charges related to solicitating underage girl for prostitution. He reached an agreement 2007, 2008, with federal prosecutors. 2008, he pled guilty. Agreement's so funny. They're like, look, we'll get you next time. This is fair.

Yeah. Hey, come on. Hey, come on. Parking or a speeding warning. Yeah, this is a fair agreement. you'd stop doing this, wink, wink. But wait till 10 years from now, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The one thing I think is so funny, his decorating is hilarious. It's weird. It's like a cheesecake factory where it's like none of the things line up culturally. He has like a Chinese thing over here that he's got like fucking pyramids over here.

Then he's got like a fucking Mexican flag. You're like, this clear. Clinton address. Yeah, it's weird statue. It's fucking weird. Yeah, those are, the Greek ones are creepy where it's like Poseidon with like a thing. And I'm like, I get a few like art,

but like there's no consistent thing. It actually looks really. tacky. It's bizarre. The dentist office is the weirdest. She's that one? Yeah. I think he had a dentist's office in multiple places. He had like a dental chair in New York place and in the island. That's so weird.

And everybody's like, oh, well, he had like an assistant who had like some chick who's a dentist. Also, a lot of the names of the people who worked on the island of there. Not that they're guilty, but I would love to just call like, you know, uh, you know, Guillermo, Gerardo or whatever his name is and just be like, hey, you were like the the mop guy there. What was going on?

See, Diller has a, like a, like a joke about like do you think like the kitchen staff knew what was going on yeah something like that like he's like they're on the island do they know or they not know like like a server serving dinner it's like hey do you know it's like no get the bloomin onions are good yeah yeah yeah whatever

he says talk about a hard person to wait on like the like the lands you Epstein was a cunt yeah bro like the landscaping guy like they do his bushes like did they know what's going on yeah yeah some mexican guy like no no but me or did he blackmail everybody that be so funny that he just like Oh, God. He's like, oh, you know, you just cleaned up? That was a child's blood, so you're guilty to. Yeah.

Dude, you can't get close to the guy. Yeah. I'm just happy I haven't... Get caught with a girl yet, like that. No, no, I always cover my tracks. But I'm just happy that I'm like, oh, man, like, dude, just the fucking headache. Like, obviously you did a bunch of bad shit, but the headache that all these people are dealing with right now where they're like, dude, there's just no.

It's a picture of you went, like, Epstein's island. I mean, like, Stephen Hawkins is just fine because he's dead. Yeah. You know the worst one I was telling me I'm making this to a joke But like Picture a celebrity

Who everybody would be crushed about If they found out he was on the island And I narrowed it down to one guy I think where Black people, white people Spanish people would be hurt If Steve Irwin was on the island Oh dude

But he's just People would be like Oh no man Steve Irwin Yeah yeah But like why was he there He thinks he's there for something else Yeah he's doing If he was there

Fucking animals Yeah Yeah, you find out later. I've seen a finger and alligator because that's how they That's how they find out If it's male or female Get your hand out of there

You might have been there Fucking baby joey's Like little baby kangaroos He's just like Oh, here he is You can't do that There is Australia Yeah

He opens the wrong door A bunch of kids He goes Oh, think about the wrong party Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah yeah Where the she likes Where are the animals

I came to fuck them Yeah He just got a full ass zoo Just for Stephen Nguer That'd be the funniest He's like What are you gonna do? He's like, no I want

Look, I want Crocodile Hunter 24-7. You go on there. I'm blackmail. He's like, why did you make me do this? We are over an hour, though. What do you guys want to promote? I don't know. I don't know.

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You know, I say a nigga here and there, but it's all good. Hey, sometimes I think he's going to say it. I'm not the judge of any of that. Yeah, so. Let them DM it. If you like hearing what guy said the N-word, message Joe and say send me a voice member. I'll send you a voice text, too.

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