Morning Good - Yeah, I Can't Tell You That Information - Episode 75

Episode Date: April 29, 2022

Thanks to Adam and Leo for coming on, check out their previous episodes on the show for more and check them out on social media for more funny stuff.Adam is on Instagram @adamhcomedy and has a new Ramadan-themed show he's producing once a venue's locked down, so check that out. Leo is on Instagram as well @leoccomedy.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They call it the podcast? Morning good. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. What are you watching there? It's gay porn. Boxing video. Two coaches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in Europe in England.

Dude, some of those street fights, have you seen those? I saw one of those that's like fucking 10 Irish dudes and 10 other Irish dudes just beating the shit out of each other. I don't really believe in violence, so I don't think I saw it. Yeah, is that what? You know what? By the way, I'm a vegan. Adam Hamada.

Yeah, I'm overwhelmed with excitement. And Leo, see, dude, everybody is. Yeah, nobody's ever done this podcast before. I'm not. I don't, I don't like this. Well, he's a hater. Yeah. Well, I mean, took.

My mic is not working. My mic's working. Is it? Yeah. All right. Cool. Dude, I saw that fucking, me and Derek went to go see Morbius today. It was that Jared Leto fucking vampire movie.

It was so bad. It was like I knew it was bad. I like seeing shitty movies. I don't know. Yeah, you have that vibe. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah. You got the shitty movie vibe?

Like, I would be in the shitty movie or I would enjoy the shitty movie. You look like you jerk off to bad movies. You look like you watch documentaries at 4 in the morning. Yeah. You look like... And it's not about anything interesting. You look like your girl spanks. It's like on the origin of French fries.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. seven in there real quick. You watch how videos. How? Yeah, yeah.

You look like a bitch. You know, matter what I just get. I got nothing. You look like, midget's fuck your girl. You just start hitting them. We just start fucking. You call your girl

with a small nigga. That's a small midget. I'm ending this right now. I'm fucking up. I don't know. Dude, I'm so bad. If I write out Rose, I think that's just also, that's like a white guy thing. I think I write out drox and I'll be like, well, you're a this, this, this, this is this.

But on the, off the cuff got fucking nothing. Nothing for either of you guys. Really? Yeah, because I actually thought we were friends. And you come up here with this fucking bullshit. You start saying mean things to my face. Well, I think you're getting out of hand. You're getting out of hand.

You're yelling. I didn't know what we're going to yell at this house. Yeah. I thought we were. You're getting, you guys, you guys both just shy at my fucking bathroom. So back to back. Back to back craps. And you, and you, Leo, you said.

I said I need a piss. I know I said I'm gonna I was honest I came in and I was like I gotta take a shit Yeah you were good back You said go ahead blow it up I was like oh yeah he'd know I was kidding I thought you were gonna pee

And then I hear I hear fucking music playing in there Yeah Dude you not have headphones No but I'm gonna play some music To taking this shit out loud so you don't hear my Some chief keef Keith You're sure you heard music

That's just how my poop comes out It sounds like This is a certified hood plastic My shit sounds like rap music Damn son Where's your mind? When my shit comes out, it goes When my shit comes out, it goes

BOW! BOW! Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. It was funny because I heard the song drop And then immediately a fart. It was like clearly what was going on. It was also funny in disguise it Because I don't know what else. There's nothing to say.

We everybody knows what you're fucking doing in there. And you came back to back. Adam's like, dude, your girlfriend home? I was like, no, why? He's like, I got to do a huge shit. I want it to be respectful. You know, I want it to be respectful. shit with a lady in the house.

That's true. You know? Shout out Michael Good's girlfriend. Dude, I, yeah, shout out. I had that problem with the shop because it's like the comedy shop, they have those fucking bathrooms where it's like, there's girls just washing your hands. You have to take a shit. It's just like, you gotta go downstairs.

That's where I take my shits every time. I shit with the door open in the upstairs bathroom. Right next to the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a power move. If there's people right there. They're like, we can make eye contact. Yeah.

He's got a fucking sense of confidence. Like, gee, they come in and he just looks at them dead in the eyes. Just, I grunting me. He's like, close the door, I'm in here. Oh, fuck. Dude, one time I locked, this is the fucking worst. I was listening to music one time, and I walked in the bathroom. I realized I didn't lock the stall door.

What song were you listening to? Probably something beautiful. Right. Have you heard of the Beatles? Yeah, Titanic song. The Beatles? No, I fucking hate the Beatles. And they're fucking lame as shit.

I think I hate. They're really cute, though. Take it easy. They got tight asses. Probably. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if they ever have. It seems like something they would do in fucking all whether I mean they were British

Yeah, you know like I think all British people have you know at least touched another man's dick Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they just have that vibe about them yeah I think homosexual A little pinch of ain't yeah a little pinch of your cock in it yeah a little bit of it my favorite My favorite sentence to say in like a I like the cockney British accent I like to say I want to fuck you in your I'm gonna fuck you in your bam Oh a cockney British accent yeah it's like there it's like the ratch He's just making shit up I'm not making shit up it's a thing dude dude I feel like British people have gay sex politely. Can I

fucking your bum please? Yeah. Give me a little bit of venty. Yeah. Oh yeah. Can I Can I suck your cock? All right. Thank you. Can I, can I lick your pubs? Who does that? With my cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They probably have some different stuff going on. I know, I think of France is being more gay, but France is, yeah. I mean, they wear scarves in the summer. So, yeah. That's bisexual overall. Yeah. Also, that's a weird thing about style because New York gets colder.

Like in Florida, if we're scarves, you're just gay. But here it's like everybody, you might put a scarf on if it's very, very cold. I don't listen, I don't wear a scarf ever. That's what I thought. You know what I mean? I was the same way. I was like, I'll never wear a scarf. And then my neck got cold.

And I was like, ooh, I'll put a scarf on. And I was like, you know what? Switch up immediately. I'll wrap a squirrel around my neck before I wear a scarf. Yeah, all right. I'll wrap a tiger around my neck. It does feel like a fucking. I'll wrap a cock around my neck.

Before I wear a scarf, man. Yeah. I'll kiss a nigga gently on the lip. I'll caress some testicles gently Well there aren't something that are gay or than being gay Like we're talking about TikTok earlier I'm like TikTok it's very gay But it's not necessarily homosexual You know what do you think it's like

It's like pansexual Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Uh TikTok Like it's like a different there needs to be another word for that You know what I mean like it's not necessarily like homosexual It's just like it's got its own thing like Hey that shit British nigga

Yeah Have you seen that fucking meme? just gonna, I don't even give a shit if I'm talking about how great memes are on this podcast. It's like a guy with a British flag shirt and she's like, I love your gay pride shirt. Ah, no. But you wasted my time with that. Yeah, that was a waste of time. This podcast is over.

Dude, I'm unemployed. I have all the time of the world. I was telling him, dude, I went to go see that movie. I just started smoking pot at like 11. Just brought some beers to the movie. Me and Derek Gonzalez watched this horrible Jared Leto movie. Also, that dude's fucking 50. Did you know he's that old?

Who? Jared Leto. Oh, is he really? Yeah. Oh, wow. He still looks so delicious. His chin is still big. Fuck, dude.

I thought while you got older, your chin gets smaller. Clearly not. I don't know. I'm making stuff up. That's not true at all. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you even saying, bro? Everybody knows your toenails shrink.

Yeah. Babies have the smallest chins of all. I know, dude. But, you know, we're making shit up on this podcast. This is the making shit up portion. This is the misinformation. Yeah, yeah. The second, they scan the news is like, whatever you do, don't.

Did you know that every Russian is actually Ukrainian? I believe it. You know what I'm saying? I believe more, is this. Patty asked me on the last episode, he's like, what would it take you for you to think we should get involved

in the Ukraine war? I was like, you can shoot my dad in the fucking face. I will not go over there to fight. No. Yeah, no, no, no, no. They could bomb my whole home. Yeah, I would never fight.

Because, first of all, Ukraine's got nukes. You know what I mean? Do your thing. You know what I mean? I probably shouldn't have said that. Well, I think. Why don't you just zone out?

He's like, ha ha ha ha. Ukrainian? Ukraine. Is that even a real country? Ukraine? Yeah. That crane is in,

your fucking name. The fuck out of here. Your construction company? What are you, nigga? Like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, we should just fucking shit on Ukraine for fucking 10 minutes, dude. Pussy, why you letting niggas come to your hood? Yeah.

It's kind of a bitch move. You let Putin bomb you? A nigga named Putin. Putin? Putin. Yeah. Right? Put in this dick in your girl's mouth, nigga.

Fuck that. He's putting in that work in again in Ukraine. You got to respect it. You got to respect the hustle. I respect it. My man had a dream and you went for. for it. Right.

Let's say five things each we like about Putin. I think, I like that he poisons people. I think it's very cool. Yeah. That's so cool. Poisoning is kind of cool. Does he really poison people?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. He's poisoned like five people. That's not old fashion. They try to poison one of the old oligarchs and he like survived. He's like, a dude that got poisoning and almost shot this guy.

I'm like, what? He's on TV. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I got fucking killed, but I survived because I'm a man. That's a funny. Yeah. Oh, the guy who didn't die from the poisoning. No, he's like new somehow. Like, what did they poison your cup?

And you only drink like half this and you're like, yeah, it's kind of tastes like poison. And like, poured out. He's like, I've not poisoned before and this is, this is definitely it. Yeah. This is poison. Again? Yeah. He's a dude that always gets poison.

He's like, dude, what the fuck, man? This is generic poisoning. Yeah, he knows what the fucking is. He knows what kind of poison is. This is fake venom. Snake venom, you know? I wonder, yeah, that would be cool if that's how they do it. Like, it's like, I bet she's probably just, don't they use like cyanide or something?

Maybe, maybe cyanide or something. I don't know. This is the first I'm hearing about this. He's like, him and Putin are just having a great time. He's like, funnel this shit. He's like, ah. He's fucking chugging beer. Not of like a Bud Light can.

You know what I mean? Imagine getting poisoned with Bud Light. That's the worst beer. You're already getting poisoned. Yeah, dude. Just let him die on his own, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, that's, that's a bad way. do it. I don't know. I think... Do you like Bud Light, Michael Good? You look like I could just tell. I was like, yeah, it's so gross, man. I could tell. I was seen it. As long as you said he didn't like it. Look at this. I love butt light. Could you pick your shirt up for the camera?

That's disgusting. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That's shit. Fucking do 20 pushups right now. I used to like, I used to have this move though. I'd put a beer right here and then the layer of fat would help like hold it in place so I can sneak into bars and I put two beers in my pants. This podcast is sponsored by Florida. Yeah.

Right. Florida. Bad decisions. That place is a tropical paradise. If you guys say anything bad. No, I went there, dude. I love Florida. Yeah, where'd you go?

Tampa, Miami, and Fort Lauderdale. Oh, yeah, that's amazing, dude. Florida, I get it. I get why people are crazy. It's a great place. Yeah. I mean, the weather's warm. You know, alligators, vass.

If Florida was a thing, it'd be happy endings. That's what Florida is. The happy ending. capital. Yeah, dude, especially if you're older. Like, I've said this a million times of the podcast. When I get older, dude, I'm going to get fucking tan as shit. Look like a fucking pirate. Yep.

Start wearing Speedos. 100%. Dude, fucking gold chains, hairy chest out. Yeah, yeah. Fishing shirts. I'm going to wear boat shoes. Start saying the N-word, yeah. Obviously.

Already doing. He's like, I did that before I moved to New York, son. Come on. Stepping on the backs of my fuck. You got a boat shoes, but you're stepping on the backs of it. You don't know what I mean? Like, you're just stepping on the shoe. Yeah.

You're fucking up the shoes. I got a fucking creased. You get, I have like a band-aid on like my leg, but it's still bleeding all over the, like the band-aid's not doing shit. Yeah, it's yellow eyes. There's like a bone. Rings, just rings all that. Rings. You got a midget on your back.

You got a midget. Just carry a midget on you because you have to. Absolutely. The midgetts also wearing a cockering too. Yes. Cockering on a midget. Cigars. Just fucking, but like not even like. Yes.

All of it. But the scar's got to be, like, falling apart completely. Like, I've been spoken the same one for, like, eight days. It's, like, all black and just, like, yeah. Fuck, yeah. It's, like, my lip has, like, pieces of it. Yeah. You don't do nothing.

Ah, you chew on your wife. Yeah. Another wife. Yes, but. Yeah. But, but. On top of another one. Yeah.

But you got to have, like, it's like a younger wife who's, like, also been in the stun too much. Like, yeah. Maybe not too much younger, but, like, I'm, like, 80. She's, like, 40. You want it. You want a, if you're 80. If you're 80, you want a 14-year-old wife.

She's like a... She's like used up. She's like she was an escort, but now she's not. Now she loves you. And you see those fake boobs and you're like, that doesn't even look like they tried. No. Just like giant. Like a med student did them for her.

Like he wasn't even graduated. He's like, you want fucking cheap bleep? You know, you want cheap boobs? And we are both swingers. I pay young prostitutes and she fucks pool boys. And that's just... That sounds like a good life. You need to get fucked.

You know what I mean? You can't have a pool boy. They're getting paid minimum wage. At least get them some pussy. Yeah, yeah. And gardeners. Absolutely. You know,

because they're gardening in the sun. Yeah. They need it. You know, they're making you strawberries. All of them. All of them. If it's like,

I didn't mean to interrupt. Could you grab the celery juice out my bag? It's on the side pocket. Is that Joe? Hold up. No, a little bit. This guy is a homosexual.

We were talking about gay shit. This is a wearing scar. So you can get fucked out. while you drink some celery juice? This nigga got celery juice. You know that category where we're talking about what's gay but not homosexual? Celery juice.

Dude, look at this. I stole that from Whole Foods. Shout out Whole Foods making it easy for orphans to steal. What is it? Warm press. What the fuck is cold breast? Simply celery from organic produce. This shit is not organic.

It looks gross, bro. It looks like Shrek's diarrhea. It is disgusting. But why are you drinking it then? Because he's a fucking, he wants none of his. He wants a plug. Hold up higher on the mic. He, he, he, he,

because my shit. has been, dude, if you saw the consistency of the turring, you think that's gonna help drinking, fucking gross. Dude, listen, I'm sure. I'm sure it will. If you didn't know Adam is homosexual, he wants to practice swallowing nut, so he's drinking that. He wants to, like, swallow nut for his

new nigger. We were joking about that. We watched a bit about that. Somebody's definitely done this show before. We're watching that vampire movie with Jared Leto, and we're like, what if he needed come to stay alive instead of blood? Like a gay vampire? But instead of teeth coming out, the teeth go into your gums. So you just lose your fucking teeth. You don't know what the, like, they were trapped?

fuck so you can just suck dick yeah yeah yeah that's not he's like I gotta stay alive I fucking need a damn I gotta this is the things that also gay vampires is no way that hasn't been done before so yeah yeah why don't they made that a movie Twilight would already it's already very gay

I weren't they gay in Twilight no no no it's all straight it's all right there Twilight if if anybody was Twilight it'd be Prince Prince yeah yeah yeah it's Twilight the embodiment like you know like they're like Isn't that gay?

And then they're like, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just vampires. I'm like, what the fuck? What's so gay about sucking the blood out of another man? Every aspect of it. No, that's not gay. That's like, that's the straightest thing you could do.

You know what I mean? Suck blood out of another man, just take him to fucking dominate him. Out of his neck? Out of his neck. And leave a hickie. If you don't get any, if you don't kill him, though, then he's just walking around with a hickie. And he's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You got a lie. Prince is, yeah, Prince is that on that metro thing. That's always the interesting thing because, like, I know a lot of black dudes that are very homophobic, but they'll be like, Michael Jackson was the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did Thriller, though. Yeah, it was kind of ironic.

But I always know these, like, tough black dudes that are like, they'll be like, yo, I'm not into that gay shit. And they'll be like, oh, fuck, yeah, it's Prince dancing in purple. I'm like, because cognitive dissonance is a big thing in black culture. You know what I mean? What is? That was a lot of syllables in that word. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know how to explain it.

I just know the word. He's like, there's a lot of photosynthesis in the black community. No, no, cognitive dissonance is when you believe something and then you have like, you're like beating yourself up because like, let's say you view yourself a certain way. Like you view yourself as tough and then you do something pussy, then you have cognitive dissonance because it's not adding up in your mind.

You're not who you are. You're supposed to be. So like black people are homophobic, but they like maga shit. They like Medea, Prince, Michael Jackson. It's like, my naga, there's clear contradiction. How don't you... Well, that makes sense. Just like how there's like rednecks

that will hate the government but they love cops. Like, it's like, yeah, it's like, that's just a littler government. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just a form of government. I think that's a recent thing, dude. Because like, when I was like a kid,

I knew like very conservative people they were like, fuck the police. And then all the liberal people were like, fuck the police. And now they're like, right now. We can't be, yeah. We can't be... We can't agree with y'all.

That's what happened with the Will Smith shit. Would he be? On Twitter, people, they were like, oh, liberals are like, I'm against violence. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then they were like, but that joke was mean. Yeah, that was a mean joke. Liberals are the best people because they're like,

everybody should have rights, everyone, except these, and then they have a huge list of people who shouldn't. That's the funny thing not to get into the fucking war, but Ukraine should's funny because, like, I would say I'm pretty anti-war person, but there's all liberal people that are like, we got to, I saw things, we got to help.

We got to help. Arm Ukraine. Yes. Arm Ukraine. Yeah, I was like, I don't. Dude, CNN, I've been, let's get political. CNN, I've been watching CNN and NBC and all of them. And all of them are like, we need to help them.

And I was like, I don't think you understand what we need to do. We need the fuck out of this. Yeah, because if we get in this is world war. They're fucking, I fucking hate, I hate all kinds, both of them. Well, because it'll change. Like my mom watches CNN all the time and she's like into that stuff. And I could tell what's going on because randomly she'll have like an opinion now on this. She's like, yeah, no, we need to get involved.

I was like, you just heard the Anderson Cooper say that 10 seconds. Yeah. That's why you think that. Like, Dude, Fox is like, dude, let's not get into this shit.

And I'm like, yeah, Fox talk about it. And then I go to CNN. They're like, we need a murder that trans swimmer. That's what we need to get to that. Yeah, they're like,

are they wrong? Are they wrong? No, no. No, I know you're kidding. But yeah, the fucking,

yeah, that shit is funny. And it is like, but apparently I was talking to like somebody else about this. Apparently this has been like a thing forever where the media outlets have tried to get people to go to war.

Like they say like the newspapers back of the day were totally helped us get involved in war war. Because it boosts the economy. 100%. Yeah. Well, honestly, that's what... Every time we're in like an economic recession, a war will generally follow. Like, fucking...

Well, that's the thing. Like, I was talking to my cousin and before this down... You know downturns. Downturns are basically recessions. Every 10 years, essentially, we have a downturn or a recession. And we were a duel for one, like two years ago. Yeah, yeah. And I was...

That's why people like... We dodged it? It makes you... It, supposedly, it makes people believe in conspiracies because we're like, we were due for a downturn. And then we got corona, and that's how we're down to. And the economy is garbage right now. So people have to blame it on Corona.

But we were due for a downturn already. You know what I mean? So it's like, and then now we're at a downturned, which is a big one because inflation went up incredibly. So I'm nervous that now that we're at a downturn and now we have beef with Russia that we're actually going to get involved. So we could go to war to remove the down to aid

the downturn. What are you doing to avoid the war? So when I was, I had the same fear when Trump got elected because I was kind of like now I don't give, now I'm like very on politics, I don't give a fuck. But I used to be like oh Trump was elected, we're all going to go to war. And I literally started looking up local Quaker churches and I'm like, I'm going to start getting involved with this community. So in case there's a draft

they're not pulling me. Because technically I had like religious like Oh, what do you guys doing? I got bad eyesight. Okay. I hope that's enough. Yeah. I'm gonna get a stick. I'm gonna get a stick in a dog.

Dude, dude, that's an easy disability to fake. Just be like, I don't know what happened. I woke up and I couldn't see anything. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Once I heard about Ukraine, I went blind. Yeah. What I heard about?

Oh, fuck. Dude, I can't see it. You can see clearly. Yeah. They're like, do this test. I'm like, fucking I can't. And they're like, all right. You're good.

I'm like, oh, thank you, bro. I just dapple my phone. Like, yeah, I appreciate you, man. What disabilities would I have? You could be gay now, right? Yes, you can't go. That used to be gay. Bro, I'd be gay.

Meals are like, damn. I'd be like, listen, I got bunnies. It's for the war. I'd be like, I got bunnies. Yeah, that seems like it, right? They'd be like fucking bunny. I'm like, dude, they're bad. Yeah.

They used to be weird about that, like, flat-footed. You could, like, do anything. Well, before they had, uh... You, like, put some doctor's shoulders on and pick up a gun. Yeah. Nobody knew how to fix a gun. bad feet, nigga? Yeah, yeah.

Now they just give you insoles and they're like, fucking go around and you're like, bitch, what the fuck? I think I'd rather, I'd rather, okay, so it's cut off a finger or go to war. Oh, I'm going to war, dude. I'm gonna shoot the fuck out of niggas. Yeah, I'm not pushing, bro.

Cut off a finger? I would go to war, bro. I'm like, I've been to like, I was a street dude. I'm like, you know, shooting niggins is not hard for me. But if there was a draft, if you're like, past the age of 25,

they're not really gonna consider you like that. They want 18 to 25 years. That's why I thought. Bro, yeah, they want that. Maybe they'll probably start winding after that. Are you crazy? Look at Ukraine. They just got taken over.

Everybody has to fight. Bro, I've seen old ladies fighting. Yeah, but that's because they're fucking going to Ukraine. If they came to America, I'm shooting, though. Fuck out of everybody, bro. If they came to America, I'm hiding. I'm fucking hiding. All right?

Dude, if I'm hiding, bro, I'm hiding with three bad bitches. There you know. Get a fucking shelter. Yeah, you get a fucking border. That's a good idea. It's like an end of the world. You know those end of the world cults where it's always some duties like shit's going and stuff.

I know how to get us out of it. Be one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just have like 40 bitches. You're like, no, dude. You all can't put shirts on. You just have your tities out.

That's amazing that shirts are tracked by the enemy. Yeah. You know who love shirts, Putin? Yeah. Pooen loves shirts. That's my favor is finding out all these cults are like just to get fucking pussy. Yeah. One of them starts out with these like these families and they're like, we got to be closer to like the spiritual one.

And by the end of it, they're like, I have to fuck your wife in order to get stronger. And he's like, well, if you got to fuck. Becky, you gotta fuck Becky. Yeah. You know what's crazy? That people really do that. Yeah, it's like a huge thing. It's like, dude.

That's dope. You're fucking your wife. Yeah, yeah. I don't feel bad for anybody over the age of 20 that gets in a cult. If you're like fucking 15, then I feel bad for you. You're your brain was like... Yeah. If you're like an adult and you fall for that, you're a fucking

dumbass. I don't know that at all. I would... I would never. People are so dumb, bro. Even, even... But adults, I feel like... are the most susceptible to it almost because adults want to fit in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Adults, like, when you're a kid, you want to be a rebel. Yeah, that's a good point. When you get older, you're like, I want to fucking be, I want to be as cool where everyone as possible. Yeah, so you'd be like, it'd be like a social club. Yeah, so then you go in as like a country club that's like hardcore. Like it starts out as like these like rich guys

just trying to go to a couple of country club. It ends in just like some fucking blood sacrifice thing. Isn't that just Hollywood? Yeah, just Hollywood. Epstein, just getting into conspiracies. Epstein is a whore. You get off your phone right now. We are having a conversation.

Yeah, hold on. Logging to life. I just got some spots. His island's for sale, right? I've heard it's like not that expensive. I think it's like $2 million or something. His island? Nobody wants it.

Well, that makes sense, bro. I would buy it if I had the money. Yeah. I would buy it with my talk. I'm surprised nobody wants to buy it. I feel like just out of curiosity. No, no, no. Whoever, look, I think, if you don't

Don't buy it, you're a dumbass. Yeah. First of all, this is the cheapest island you're going to get. Yeah. So, like, if I was a dude, I'd create map publicity to make the island cheaper. Yeah. If you're a smart dude. Dude, two million dollars off an island is a lot.

And that island is nice. So you keep going. You keep going, dude. And then you fuck kids there too. You know what I mean? You just destroyed the wrap up. Yeah. You're like, oh, something about this island makes you want to fuck kids.

That's what it had nothing to do with who he was. No. This island is just built for this. Dude, I wonder, you know, he was a teacher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder, it's so funny. I always thought about this. Like, they must have had him like a pillar in his school.

Like, Epstein graduated from here. Now he's. Oh, yeah. Yo, yeah, because he fucking. Oh, shit. You listen to this. LLC purchased the island for seven mill and documents show that the island was valued at 63 million. mil, 63 point like 8 mil.

That is a huge job up. And you already know they like scrub that shit. Like it's like, yeah, you can't find shit. So it's like, you know. Seven million for an island? That's amazing. That was worth 63 mil. That's amazing.

That's wow. I wonder how it works though, but there's certain rules that keep the slides though. Keep the slides. There's like certain things that come with it. You know, it's like when you buy a house. Dude, you just find like a little toy truck. I'm just going to ignore that. Seven divided by 60.

Jesus, dude, is at least That's a number. 50, dude, oh my God. I think the hard part is there's a lot of people that were, like, rich enough to afford it, but, like, celebrities aren't going to buy that because their career is open. You know what I mean?

They bought Epstein Island. They'd be like, oh. It's like, oh, so you fuck the kids, huh? Dude, that's like nine times. No matter who buys, that's the thing, no matter who buys it, people are going to be like, what, like what? Like, what did you, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, anybody in business would understand why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever doesn't understand is a fucking, dumb ass. Straight up. Whoever doesn't understand. And this is the thing.

This is whoever makes something cheaper just because something happened there, who cares? Yeah, like the ghost house, it's always house people got murdered at. Dude, it's like you, this is the thing. People are so stupid because I'm an atheist. So, like, I would be the first one to buy that. People, people all want to be like, oh, the energy. Shut the fuck up, you fucking loser. You're fucking, you don't, like, nothing is going to happen there.

You know what I mean? You're not being haunted by a kid. No, dude, it's nothing. God will punish you for eternity. Well, if he's real. I bet you ever buys it. You're just going to overcompensate and purposely just fuck old ladies in the island just to show that that's not. That's how you equal it out.

Just 90 year old. So he was fucking kids. Now the niggas fucking old bitches. And then the E equals out in the middle. Yeah. So the average is like 40 years old. Yeah. That's not bad.

Oh, who's fucking bitches? No, 40 year olds get fucked here. But it would be like, it would be like eerie to like fucking be on that island. Oh, of course. You show up. Yeah. Yeah, Jesus. No, it won't.

You know how sunny that island is? That's a good point. Anywhere sunny you forget is not haunted. Have you noticed that all the haunted movies are always like in the woods in places that are cold? Yeah. It's never in Florida. Yeah, yeah. You're never going to get haunted in Florida.

In Florida, if you get haunted, you're getting shot with an AR. Yeah, but they were like smashing children on that aisle. That's fucking nuts. They did it in town. Didn't they do it in Florida too? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know. You had a house in Florida.

Yeah, yeah. That house is not haunted. Nobody cares what. what happened there? Well, no, because none of the kids died. They're still alive. Yeah. The ones in Palm Beach, yeah. They just got fucked a little bit. As far as we know. Yeah, I'm sure. There is, like, that thing where, like, there was his fucking British dude named Jimmy Saville, who was, like, well respected by, like, he was, like, a TV,

he was, like, a Mr. Rogers, but not, like, quite a Mr. Rogers. So he was, like, a DJ, but then he became, like, a philanthropist with all these kids. And there's a picture of him with, like, hundreds of kids. And then it turns out he was fucking kids, and he was fucking dead kids. Like, the dude was, like, beyond. Jesus, but he was, like, he was, like, knighted by, like, the queen or something, Like all that kind of stuff. And the sex pistols came out. They're like, fuck that guy.

He's a fucking pedophile. And they got like excommunicated. Oh, shit. There was actually, and even in the Netflix documentary about Epstein, they were saying that he was, he was trying to get the girls on the island pregnant. So he was definitely,

he was probably like trying to get him pregnant. So he could just have like a surplus of kids nobody knew about. It's, yeah, it's a, what's it called a golden cow or something. Whoa. That's what it's called.

Is that really what it's called? Is that, is that, Oh, is that. Oh, I think there's like, I mean,

If you want to look at it that way. Or something that lays golden eggs. There's some fucking kid story about this where it's like, I think kick. Dude, this sucks to be like, they weren't kid kids though. Let's like, all right. Let's clarify. No, no, no, no, no, no, they weren't kids. He's like, what's wrong?

No, no, no, no, let's clarify. Because he's not a pedophile. So a pedophile, hold on. It's like a something. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a, so, so he was fucking 16, 17-year-olds. Like, he was younger. No, no, no, no. And like, I think the, the, the, the, I think the, the, the least.

it was like 14 15 he wasn't fucking like 9 year old he was like fucking like the man had class yeah no yeah taste he he taste in 15 years no no so like he he fucked up to like 19 year olds or 20 year olds so he had like a certain range that it wasn't like children but that's that's what we know they are fucking children yeah because i fuck that i fuck that 13 you know what i mean yeah like i look at 13 i'm like you're a child you know what i mean so but like he like dude yeah people are Well, that is my thing. It's like, I genuinely, I don't care if somebody 30 fucks a 17-year-old. Like, you're supposed to be like, it is gross.

Like, it is gross. But I'm not sure if it's the same level of that person's going to be. Maybe it is. Maybe they'll have a horrible life after that. But that's also different. I think it's a weird. Like, for me, I'm like, it's just weird. It's like, man, you're 30, bro.

Why are you? Yeah. Like, the Leah's high school. That's like. And it was fucking just 18 bitches. Yeah. Yeah. That's weird, man.

No, it's definitely weird, but I don't know if I'm like, oh, this person is deranged. I'm like, it's gross. It's definitely a little off, but I'm like, I don't know if it's like. No. It's like, okay, so this is what we have. We have a political candidate that's going to destroy the country, and then a political candidate who banged a 17-year-old, but has all your correct views and is going to make the world.

Who are you voting for? They didn't get that fucked a bitch. Yeah. I'm like, it's bad, but I'm like, it's my level of caring. You know what I mean? I don't know. That's the Bill Clinton shit with Monica Lewinsky. Even when I first heard about it, I was like, why was that a problem?

Well, because it's creepy. If it's your boss and he's like, hey, can you focus on my balls? Yeah, so what happens is with those, why it's an issue is because that power influences the decision-making process. So whatever influences your decision-making process is a problem. So, like, the reason- What they're talking about for him, he's like, I got to get done. We got to invade. She's like, she's like, she sucked the fucking.

What was it? Harvey Weinstein? The reason why Weinstein was an issue is because if girls said no, they were afraid that their job was on state. Like your boss can't come in and be like, hey, can I fuck you? It's like, I understand that.

That's one thing. I felt bad for her. Because like her life was ruined. Right. But there is like a weird. Oh, why are you talking about you little slut? You know what I mean? Like, it wasn't like he convinced her and then she's...

Look at Adam's face right. She's a little whore, bro. I'm like, man, I just agreed with y'all. How you got to switch me? Bro, she, like, bro, she literally fucked a nigger, and then what happened? Like, that's what, that's what surprises me. She was of age, and then she fucked the president. And then what happened?

I feel like, low-key, low-key, low-key, probably a foreign government found out about it. Ooh, I like this. And wanted to leverage it. And a foreign government was like, yo, bitch, you guys fuck up. Yeah, yeah. Talk about this and get money. But, so I think. She was like 23.

Like, she was mad young. My nigga, that's not that. That's mad. No, but she's young. Because she was interning. She was like interning for Clinton as an intern. And he was, dude, he was the president. Do you think she's still, that's got to be funny when she applies for a job after that.

And they're like, we know who you are. You don't have to fucking put in a resume. We know you fucking interned with the president. Yeah, that did destroy her life, oh, Jesus. Yeah. But I'm sure she got paid. Imagine, imagine being known as the best dick or one of the best, like one of notorious cock sucker. Yeah, she was the drug, though.

Did you hear, she blew him while he was on the phone with like a congressman. Which is hilarious that he was like in the Oval Office, like in that table, just getting head. Dude, that's baller. Yeah, yeah. That's baller. Let's, let's not. It's very cool. It's very cool.

Yeah, yeah. It's very cool. I've tried to get a girl to suck my dick while I was eating chips. And she's like, no. What the fuck I look like? I was like, can you suck my dick while I smoke at least? Like something. Well, that sounds like it'll be good.

I've always wanted to fuck while eating a cheeseburger. Because it seems like the combination of coming and eating at the same time. He's like, I'll put my fucking gut on her head. Yeah. Fucking, you guys my belly as a plate. Yeah, yeah. Chips and. You know it's wild, though, is like, he got more flack for the Lewinsky shit than he did for being on Epstein's

island like 27 times. That's so funny. That's insane, bro. Yeah, he definitely fucked those girls. Oh, 100%. Yeah, bro, you 27 times? Yeah, that's crazy. Dude, I've flown with my girlfriend one time.

And that was three weeks ago. I've been dating her for five years. Damn. Yeah, yeah. We also don't love each other. I'm just kidding. But it's like, I also don't love that horror. Yeah.

No, but that's one of those things where it's like, yeah, it's like to think about how many times you actually fly with somebody's fucking crazy. Yeah. And that's my thing. It is creepy when your boss is trying. Like, I think that is gross as a boss to try to fuck the people under you. But I don't know the full conversation. It's like if you're out of the bar, you don't know who came on to who initially. You know what I mean? It's like if you're the boss and then this girl's like I'm in love with you. I really like you're awesome. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there was a power dynamic. Yeah, but think about like how many like where how far the job thing's weird because there's a weird line because like somebody said that if you're a high celebrity. you can't fuck lower celebrities. I'm like, well, that's dumb because you're using your power. That's a different power thing because you guys are not directly funding you.

Like, it's different when your bank account is directly hooked up to that third thing. But also it's just like the... Or your decision is affected by it. So I think if you're a higher celebrity and you fuck a lower celebrity and she only fucked you because she thinks you're going to affect...

But then what happens when bitches want to fuck you because they think it's going to elevate the career? Yeah, yeah. Bitches do that all the time. Yeah. All the time. Not just elevate your career But elevate the way

Like bitches fucks Funnier comics Because they think they're gonna get funnier By just hanging around funnier people So that happens all the time That happens all the time So it's like It's the biggest combination

It's the biggest combination It's always a comic It's been doing it for like 15 years Very good at comedy Looks like shit Dating like a girl who's been doing it For like two weeks The hottest fuck

Yeah the badest We're not saying names We're not saying names I know you're better But you know what I'm saying You know Hillary I'm fucking Winkoff?

No. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like that, so like bitches, no. Like bitches is, bro, I was gangbanging. Bitches want to be a top. Bitches, this is the thing. When I was gang banging, I was a leader.

And bitches want to fuck you. Yeah, it makes sense. Just because you're that. Yeah. Yeah. So it's also a combination of like, all right, yo, you are young, you're 23. But why are you trying to fuck the top dog? Like, bitches just want to fuck the top dog to brag.

Just like, if you fuck Beyonce, you tell your boys. Yeah, 100%. I would be on IG Live Yeah Yeah Hey Jay Z Hey bitch Big lip couch

Havin motherfuck You know Yeah girls care about stat Like they want to fuck the status But like they might not want to like Date the stat Like some guy might be too wild To be with

They're like I don't want to date Somebody who's like A fuck a drug lord But they might be like I still want to fuck the guys Then I can get the best Yeah So like

Just like you know how we fuck fat bitches And we don't want to stay with them I've never I've never Never once in my life. Never once in my life. This is, I'm speaking from my friends' experience. I gotta go.

So, like, to them, to some girls, they're gonna fuck the top dude, but they're the fat girl. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not gonna be with them long term. They know that is long term is not applicable. But they want to fuck the nigger.

They want to be like, yo, I fuck Prince. Also, I want to say this. Fat teenagers don't exist anymore. Dude, I used to, when I was in high school, I said this five times in the podcast. There was a cool fat guy.

It was funny. I don't see all these NYU kids are thin as shit. It's very odd. Yeah, but that's NYU, bro. They're all in like... There's fat girls. They've been on vegan diets since they were like three. Yeah, that's a good point.

You know why there's no fat dude? You know what's crazy that I've noticed talking about that? Remember when people were fat and then they grew up and got skinny? Yeah. That doesn't happen anymore. What do you mean? The kids stay fat. Man, y'all are just talking.

Like, what? I don't know what you're talking about. They just got fat. I'll be honest. I mean, dude, I seen a girl that was 19 fat as fuck. I'm like, bro. This shouldn't happen at this age. You know, you're saying you figure it out and then lose the wage.

Yeah. I remember, like, my brother used to be fat. Then he grew up, got skinny, then got fat. Well, that's the thing because when you're a kid, you don't really know how to diet. So you kind of do eat garbage and then you become an adult. But I also can't make it. But now all adults, look at you. How old are you?

25? 25. Fat as shit. Yeah. You're 25? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were in your 40s. Yeah.

Fuck you. You can get AIDS. You know what I mean? Like, people being fat as adults wasn't a thing for the long. I have no idea what you're talking about. I've always... Dude, growing up, hell no,

dude, growing up, everybody around me was skinny as fuck, you know what? Because all the adults. That's a good point. But yeah,

even in New York. You all shared a crocker for dinner. No, dude. They used to only a little belly. Just a little belly. Everybody was skinny as fuck. I think we just had different child. I'm from Florida.

We got a lot of fatties there. For real? Yeah. There's a lot of hot women, but the dudes, I saw a meme like that. It's like Shrek with like a hot chick. And that's kind of like,

like Florida being fat is kind of like a thing. But also, New York people walk around a lot. In DR, people were mad skinny. When I went there in Dominican Republic, everybody was skinny. Poverty. I went to Haiti. No fatty's there. I don't know.

Everybody. When I was in North Korea, I signed? Tiddy's out. Tiddy's all out. And where are you talking about? D.R. I don't know. In New York, I don't know.

I didn't. Yeah, in New York, we just, we walk so much. Yeah. That is a huge thing. People are active. And then, yeah, that's definitely what it is. Because it's, like, you can't. Like, you don't even have to, like, work out living here.

Like if you just commute a lot You fucking lose away I walk so much Because like when if you In Florida you literally walk from your fucking bedroom To your car And then from your car to the fucking Wherever you're going

Yeah yeah But that does affect everything here though Because people don't go out When it's raining here Which is odd which in Florida You always go out Yeah everybody was out when I went Yeah dude if it's raining

It's Friday night It's gonna be the same Because you just go through your You walk from your room to your car To your car to the bar Yeah It's literally that Yeah but it's like here dude

It's like shows are fucking dead If it's raining It's like you're like oh It looks like we're going to have a small show tonight Yeah Dude honestly I still don't have my driver's license I'm like you know

That makes sense There's no reason to you I fucking sold my car Um that's why I never realized how necessary cars were Until like like I went to school And like long island for a little bit And I was like oh my god

Like just even Long Island Like two hours No even here Like when I have my car I would be able to hit like five mics Yeah yeah Yeah Well also with your car

It's good for like road gigs Like I feel like There's always these older comics They're like hey Who has a fucking car who can't feature for me and it'll be like bigger comics and it's like man you can't afford a car yeah yeah you got two specials yeah dude that is definitely a thing yeah that shit is terrifying i'm like yo you can't afford a car i don't think it's about affording so the thing is like it's like it's not

feasible to have no it just doesn't make sense to have one yeah i prefer to pay for an uber or but the thing for them which i they're like oh who who has a nigga drive yourself what the fuck rent a car you dickhead yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying it's like you can't they can't but i don't know it's just weird they're like i don't want to run I guess, you know, you save them some money and you get to give, like, a younger comic an opportunity. It's not a bad thing. You know what I mean?

It's partially dead. That's why I've seen some people explode just because they have a car. I mean, I'd say they're not funny, but they're like, I know what you mean. The career fucking launched just by getting a fucking car. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, that's not bad idea. Yeah, once I get really funny, I'm going to buy a car. Yeah, that's the fucking move.

Just in 15 more years. Yeah. 15 and a half, I think. I'll be, I'll have a good five minutes. And then I'll be like, tight five. Yeah. Tight five. three of its crowd work.

Do you guys? Yeah, you guys both grew up in New York, right? Yeah. We actually, we went to the same high school. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much older are you? I'm 29.

Okay, and you're... 22. Okay, so you guys obviously didn't know... And also, I'm sure it was... How many kids were in your graduating class? A lot. 5,000. I'm not even in the whole school.

In my graduating class, it was like 800. A lot of the kids dropped out. That's like mine. We had... Mine was... We had the highest, out of all the grades, we had the highest drop out. We had the biggest freshman class

and the lowest fucking senior class. Wow. We were degenerates, yeah. It was always funny because my brother would... Makes sense. Yeah, yeah, it was always funny because my brother had friends in high school that were like crazier and they'd always be like,

why are your friends such fuckups? I'm like, because your friends sell drugs to my friends. And it was like, it's the fucking... It's the fucked up cycle. Yeah. But it was just funny. Yeah, we were like the worst class at my high school.

Yeah. You know what's crazy? I grew up with morals. When people, when I see people sell drugs to kids, I'm like, what are you, You fucking piece of garbage shit. Yeah, that is shitty. But I think also what happens is sometimes it's a domino effect.

So a 20-year-old will sell drugs to an 18-year-old and an 18-year-old would sell drugs to 17-year-old and 17-year-old. So sometimes it goes down the line like that, which I'm like, that's fair. No, but I've seen older dudes. Yeah, oh, yeah, that too, dude. We in high school would go to-brough. I was in a gang, bro, and there was like older, like 30-something. I'm like, why are you giving us guns? Yeah, yeah, that is crazy.

You're 30-something giving us guns. You know we're going to use them? Yeah, that's crazy. That fuck What the fuck are you doing? We're 17. It's like, people are like,

oh, you're fucking a 17 year old. Why are you hanging out with a 17? We're gang bang. Like, why you want to gang bang with us? We're children.

Yeah, 30. Yeah, that's crazy. Fucking losers. When I got, dude, I'm 29,

I've been wanting to stop gang banging. I'm like, you're a fucking lame, dude. Yeah. When you're a kid, like, if you're like a teenager, I get,

because it's so glorified and shit. If you're making money. If you're making money. Like, yeah, bro. When I started making real money I was like I don't want to blow

Bro violence costs so much Yeah that's when you learn how much violence costs You're like all right I want to make money And be a gangster like I'm down to kill people But like you we gotta get paid Yeah It just be out of the corner thugging Yeah it just doesn't make sense

For people I'm still broke Yeah it's like you know what I mean It's like you got two specials You caught two specials yeah Yeah that is a crazy I guess there were people that did give drugs directly. It's like, we had, the funniest is we had parents in high school that we would do cocaine with.

And I'm like, that's fucking crazy. They were like, yeah, back away. I'm like, that's fucking wild. There's this one dude, he's dead. But, um, I didn't, I didn't know him. But my buddy fucking did coke with him one time. And their house, this guy would just, there were some parents who would just throw high school parties. They'd be like, yeah, I'll take responsibility for like 80 drunk kids.

And this fucking house, apparently, my buddy's doing coke with his guy's dad. and the cops show up and the guy lights golf balls on fire and starts hitting them into the... He's golfing fireballs into the lake as the cops are showing up, just like relaxed. He's like, it'll be fine.

Which is kind of a badass. That's kind of badass to be like, officer, how's it going? And just doing that. He threatened to kill one of my friends. It was funny. One of my friends was banging. That friend's also dead.

He was... You need a hug, bro. Yeah, dude. My friend was like trying to bang this guy's ex-wife and then he came after it. Nice. All right.

That's kind of... Oh, yeah, yeah. How old was he? I think my buddy was like 17. But it was one of those where the ex-wife was purposely like, oh, I'm going to fuck my son's friends. Yeah, so my husband will get mad. Kind of the Jada Pickett thing going on. There's probably more to that than just trying to get.

It's more of a fucking power thing. Imagine your mom fucking your like. But he just calls my friend and he's like, I'm sending Eduardo. You are fucked or something like that. And then my buddy was at, we're all at the beach just like hammered. Just eating like we're at a Mexican place. Just like eating fucking whatever Mexican food. And then my friend gets a call

He's like, hey man, do you know where Sean is? And my buddy's like, yeah, I can't tell you that information And just like hung up on the guy But the whole night we're like, man, man, Is a grown man gonna come and murder our friend right now? Holy shit. Yeah, that is the funny, like, yeah, there's those unhinged. You can't get mad at the kid, Mac.

It's like, fucking wife, your whole wife. You can never get mad at the other dude. Unless the other dude seduced your girl. Some shit, like, literally. Yeah, yeah. But like, you know, I would say somebody fuck my girl. If he knows you when he did it, that's fucked up.

Yeah, yeah. Even if it's not, even if you guys are not yet. You expect your son's friend to not fuck your wife? Yeah. Why does he care? What the fuck, dude?

Yeah, it's fucking wild. And that dude, I think he died of like a heart attack or something. By the way, I want to clarify something, just so my brother doesn't get pissed. His direct friends didn't sell drugs.

Kids in his grade sold drugs. My brother's friends are upstanding citizens with incredible people. Yeah, I'm sure. All right. Yeah. It wasn't his friends. It wasn't his friends.

Wink, wink, my brother sold heroin. They were probably minorities. Oh, yeah, we weren't friends. Come on. We weren't friends. They were just minorities. Those good Caucasian boys would never.

They would never do that. Their upstanding citizens. Minorities, on the other hand, did all of that. I'm glad you finally said it. We're 44 minutes in. He's like, at this the end of the podcast right now. I'm just going to clip that. We'll start the Patreon, which is just racism.

It's just a way different tone. KKK.k.k.com. That's so much just a regular episode. Like, yeah, yeah. Subscribe to a Nazi 3, 3, 4, 5. The Patreon. Dude, I wish somebody did that as a joke. It probably gets so many likes.

Oh, yeah. I want to do that low key. Just to get, yeah. Because, like, there's no, everybody knows you're diminished. So nobody's going to think like, oh, you. No, but people would believe in it, though. Yeah, yeah. You don't show your face for a long time and you just get the publicity.

Those are the funny things like Lewis J. Gomez where people are like white supremacist Lewis J. Yeah, yeah. I love saying white power because people are fucking, like, and I like telling gay people that are going to go to hell. I'm an atheist. You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't actually think that. You're just saying the crazy thing.

I just love that. The shock of it. I love saying it earnestly. Yeah. With my heart. Which is close to say the things people say you're not supposed to say. People are like, do not spread misinformation. I'm like, I want to go on Facebook and say that your vaccine gives you AIDS.

It's fun. Now you made it fun. Why do you do that? The vaccine makes Adam gay. You know, but if Fox News and CNN could spread misinformation, why can't we? Yeah. Why can I? Yeah, yeah.

It's fun too. Like, you ever spread something that was obviously a lie and someone believes it? Dude, you're like, how? How? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's a blast, though.

Like, I was saying there's just one kid in my high school, pro surfer, but there was a rumor going around that a dog licked peanut butter off his balls. We forgot he was a pro surfer for like nine straight years. They were like, oh, yeah, that guy is, like, really talented. But in our mind, we're like, no, that's the peanut butter dog guy. That's who he was just for all high school. Jesus. It's fucked up because they can affect somebody's reputation.

Dude, another one of my friends? They don't want the truth. Another one of my friends got ratted out for, like, smoking weed. Like, these two guys are to sleepover, they all smoked weed. He's like, hey, man, so in someone. so like sold us the weed and then the guy was like yeah i'm gonna tell everybody that you you guys fucked in the ass told everybody for high school people thought it was serious they were like for years everybody just like because you hear something in high school you're like yeah

so-so's not that creed if you're gonna thought of that it was totally there was no truth to it at all holy shit you know what happened one of my boys it was weird one of my boys was uh they thought he was gay because a kid which was weird my boy no no no dude the kid He was like just they were kissing out a party. Dude, the other kid, his name is Cody, he was like, he screamed my boy's name during fucking his girl. Which is like just the dude Cody is a weirdo. But they were all friends. So he was just like, ah, ah, and just said one of my boys' names.

And my boy's not gay at all. Yeah. And then everybody was like, yo, they fucked. And my boy was like, no, what? Like my boy didn't, he couldn't do nothing about it. The girl told everybody? Yeah. Bro, the two arguments you can't win

is if somebody calls you racist or gay, the more you try to argue with the more you just, yeah. You bring up a fucking pie chart, you're done. You don't know what I think? You're fucking nobody's gonna believe. You bring up stas. You're just like, look at these bitches I fuck.

Yeah, they're gay. Dude, and in high school, when you get that gay stigma, it's a rap. Yeah, I got a friend that somebody said that some dude blew him and then forever, everybody's like, that's what happened, but that's definitely not, you know what I mean? It's just like.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. People are dickheads, bro. Fucking, what's that dude? He's in the Lakers now. He's like Dwight Howard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there was like a rumor about, I don't know if it's Dwight Howard, but it's,

there's a rumor that he, like, fucked like a trans girl. And I don't think it was real, but now it's just like, every time anybody posts his, like, highlight reals or some shit. So, yeah, he likes dunking in the rims. A man rims. Yeah, there's no edit. Yeah, that's the funny thing, too. I don't know.

I wonder, it would be funny if, like, in a future world, like, the rumors go around, the gay dudes, they're like, dude, he fucking banged a chick. Like, I wonder if there's every... Yeah. But also, I know gay dudes, like, I know gay dudes fucked 40 chicks, and everybody's like, he's still gay as shit. Like, he's not, like, there's bi-s... I think there is bisexual men, but then I think there's also gay dudes that jokingly

will fuck chicks, and they're like, yeah, I wanted to see what happened. I don't know. Dude, that sucks. Imagine being straight and having to fuck dudes. What the fuck, nigga? Yeah, dude, it's a horrible... It's a horrible life. They just fuck girls for. fun and we're like, yeah, they're still gay. Imagine you

were like, ah, fuck dudes for fun sometimes. Immediately. Yeah, get the fuck out of it. That's the thing. It is funny that people are always like, yeah, man, being gay is so easy now. I'm like, nah, it's still fucking hard. Because like, every a single you just come out immediately. I'm like, maybe you can go to the South. Hollywood. But that doesn't mean you can come out to your dad. Yeah.

Dude, my dad, one time, he was dating this lady younger than him. My dad is like 60 now. He was dating like a four-year-old. Five, she was very pretty. She didn't look for. Very pretty. And her son was gay. homosexual definitely kiss dudes in their dick and uh and uh we were in dinner eating dinner and he was like man being gay that's all right man you know that's it's all right if you're

gay who cares blah blah blah my dad is talking about that and then i'm like and then the dude leaves and he's like that shit is a sin i just immediately afterwards i was like oh yeah i'm glad that you were accepting he was like i don't get the fuck out of you my dad is old school gangster nigga he was fuck out of here you crazy that shit is gay nigga i was like god damn yo you bad fake Nick, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were, like, so cool that he left. And you were like, hey, he just saw Gerard special, man.

Now, he was saying, like, his family didn't accept him and shit. Yeah, I was in the taping. You walked out. You were like, yeah, I'm like, no, thank you. Oh, hey. That's funny would that be if this special happens. You see a guy just stand up and just fucking leave. At one point, somebody screamed, hey, yo, and I was like, that was Leo.

That was me. That was me. That was Leo for sure. And he didn't react like that. They edited it. Really? He said. I was like, yo, I literally, and then you hear it in the special, yo, and then he reacts a different way.

In my thing, he was like, I was like, yo, and he was like, yo is why I didn't go to the barbershops for a long time. Wow, you didn't include that? Oh, shit. You triggered him. Well, whatever, nigger. That shit is against God. Who he triggered? He's not only triggering me, niggering.

He's triggering our Lord and Savior. You know, it's great. Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that. Anyways Wow, great segue My name Real professional Professional

Did you Was it one of those You think they shot it On different days? Yeah, yeah There was different Yeah, there was There was three different days

But in your showing He was like That's why I didn't go To the barbershop And then later on He was like Said something nice Yeah, yeah

So first of all The special When it came out Was totally different Than when we shot it Dude, he was so like Sad And when it came out.

I think he was over it. No, when I would, they were taping. And the taping, he looks mad happy, bro. And the taping, you wouldn't, dude, when he first came on. He's playing like, girls just want to have fun. He's like, I'm fucking gay. He's like, I suck cox. Dude, he comes on.

And the next one he's like, you see him, he's like, I suck cox. He's like, yeah. The special was like that. Dude, he comes on and he just lays down like this on the chair. And he goes, already a gay way to start. Like this, literally like this. He goes, we're going to talk about secrets. Like with that tone

He was like And then he just starts telling his jokes And he's just like this Very like Like Very like Bad like Not bad energy

But like very serious energy He started with And then on the show he's like hey Hey Hey Hey Hey I'm fucking

I got secrets for you Yas I was like What the fuck nigga Why have C Chris Yeah

I was like I was like Yeah I was like That would be funny if somebody did that like in Annette, you know how you see Annette Gatsby's thing where it's all serious. She's like, I was raped. It's like very serious. It would be funny if they were doing that, but then just still talking about gay sex, it's like, so I suck

men's dicks and that's not the part where you laugh, just like immediately being like. And that's the serious part. It's like, now it's time for jokes. So the weather and then just like goof off into that. It was, like, it was serious, but it was funny. It was very funny. Yeah, it was a funny special. It was, uh, I was talking with another comic. They were like, uh, I just wish there was more punches. But I think that he

has to be doing that on purpose. Like, the way he tells his jokes, he plays with tension a lot. And I think he does that purposefully, where he doesn't add the punches. I think he's very, he probably is capable of doing it. Yeah. But a lot of, I think

when you hit a certain level of fame, something happens to the way you tell jokes. He hasn't really done stand-up in the last couple of years. Like, he probably's just like, because he produced somebody else's special. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Romney, you say he produced his special. And Joe Michael.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But see, I'm also like, my thing is like, listen, I think, like, Chappelle, great comic, I was the vandal last special. I just don't like longer, but I'm not saying this. Longer setups. I'm not saying there's anything less of it. It's just not what I enjoy. You know what I mean?

I will say, for me, I was like, some points I was like, ah, this is a little much. But the punchlines were good. Like, when he was making, they were solid. But same thing, like, with an album. Like, you could be like, this guy's an incredible artist, but he did something different on this album. I didn't like this album. That doesn't mean I think this person's less talented.

I just enjoy more jokes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, everybody's just like, and I, when my boy said, he was like, I want more punches. I get that, bro. Because I'm here. He's like, no, I want to punch him because he's gay. That's what you see.

Yeah, I want more punches. It's completely misinterpreted. No, because, dude, for real, like, some people just like, I get it. Like, nigger, we want joke jokes. We just want, we don't. A lot of people I realize, like, they don't care about you.

You mean if he came out of first gay and just coughed up fake cum on the microphone, like something like that. Dude, I would, if there was a comedy special, he's like, I'm, let's come, I'm gay, and then just went into something else completely. Now, I would, that's right. Dude, if I ever fucking get that special level, I want to do just ridiculous shit. Yeah, because it's, like, it's about you, but who cares? Yeah, yeah.

Like, nobody really, we, people say they want to know you. They don't really don't, they just want certain things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, nobody really plays much with, like, the, my favorite is Tom Seguer. I had this special intro where he's like, I love this city, Los Angeles,

and everybody's being a dick to him around the city. Like, there's a homeless guy screaming at him and stuff like that. And then he's like, fuck this city, bro,

I'm gonna film this shit somewhere else. And then the special's in like Oregon or something, which is a funny intro to a special. That's like, he's like, the people here are incredible. There's a homeless guy

like eating trash and screaming. And it's like, he's like the, you know, the relationships I've held. He like comes up to like black guys. Like, who the fuck are you?

Like immediately like, that's my funny. Yeah. Like, I think Chappelle is good introduction, too. I like the one where he was like just staring on. He smoked a joint and then like it's just showing on what's going on his head. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was the one Morgan Freeman was narrating. It was like, it was like the, for one of the four-jury-you-know-who's lame-ish-shit entrance. People are going to shit on me. Bill Hicks has some entrance where he comes in like a cowboy, and it's all dark and, like, serious. And it's like, I'm like, come on. I mean, the 80s, I'm sure that was cool, but now it's like, they'll come in serious to a comedy. Yeah, yeah. I don't even mind Kevin Hart's intro's, by the way.

He fucking comes out with, like, flame. I'm like it's kind of cool Yeah he comes he does it big Yeah Cat Williams came out in the car right didn't he come out on Yeah he came out with like bitches He had like a chalice and shit Cat well yeah

I want to come out with mine with like A nigga with a horse A nigga driving a horse and I'm just in the back with holes That's cool shit And they open up bloom and I'm like fucking I'm drunk I wheel me in on a wagon Just put their tits out

Tits out She sucks her own titty while she's wheeling me out I want to show up in a wheelchair and make people think something happens but then I stand up and then they're like wow and then they're like this is stand up not sit up get that shit out of here if you're in a wheelchair get the fuck out of my show

for standers dude the best shit I ever saw I was on McDougal Street I saw the guy working at Cafe Waugh took a guy in a wheelchair dumped him out tossed the wheelchair and I was like what the fuck but then I saw the guy yeah he got up and I was like shit

oh Jesus Christ it was such a funny change because you're like yo you're a dick I'm like, wait, no, you're actually. Dude, remember when I smacked the nick in the wheelchair? Yeah, yeah. He definitely could walk? What? Dude, yeah, yeah.

He was like, could I have some change? And Leo just punched him. What? I was like, change. I got dollars, nigga. How much were you praying afterwards? Like, please be fucking not disabled. You're like, I hope I nailed this one correctly because if you didn't.

No, I fucked his wife after. Oh, there you go. And then his wife was like, he can't actually walk. And I was like, oh. Well, oops, not jump into conclusions ever again. Yeah. They did the next day. Hit another nigga.

With a wheelchair He was blind and in a wheelchair. I wanted to hit a blind guy before. What would happen? He just irritated. He hit me with his thick manned times. Yeah. I'm like,

Come on, bro. You could tell that I'm here, bro. You hear me talking. I heard they have supersonic. I just got mad. You saw a Devil and you're like, bro, he's fucking, he knows. No, no, I got mad, but I didn't, obviously.

I would never hit a blind guy. Dude, I did this drunk blind guy. They swing them around sometimes. I knew this trunk blind guy. He'd come to bars just. swinging that shit all over the place, bro. He'd be at the other end of the bar. He'd be like, yo, Mike, he's friends with my other friend

who his name is like, but he's like, yo, I'll say his name is Eddie. He's like, Eddie, where the fuck are you guys? Just swinging it. Jesus. And nobody wanted to. Because you can't say shit. I heard that swinging it wide is disrespectful in the blind community. Really?

Because there's supposed to, like, swing in your area. Yeah, I'm sure you get like 12 of them. They're hitting each other with their sticks and shit. But he apparently would fucking just jerk off, not even kidding in the living room. Be like, sorry, I'm blind. Just to like, fuck with this. Just be a total piece of shit. Damn.

I mean, I would be a dickhead if I was fucking blind. Yeah, I'm fucking blind. I'd kill myself, I think. You think it would? Yeah, it's too much. That's, yeah, that's a hard life. That's a hard life. That was like my biggest fear growing up with being blind.

Really? Yeah, yeah, I was terrified. Digger, imagine fucking a bitch, you can't see her face. That's the best part. You have no idea what she looks like. Dude, I love looking at bitch's faces while I'm fucking. Oh, yeah, I'm doing great. You know what I mean?

And you're like, yeah. I like it too, but they always make me wear like a mask. Yeah, dude, they always make me wear. wear a trash bag in my face just holds no yeah I smack a dude in a wheelchair so what happened was we're driving me, him and some other

faggits in the back you say facket or faggit fat kid and and anyways this fat kid is in the back and me and Adam were chilling listening to music and I look to my right

wheelchair this dude in a wheelchair smacking his me. Shirk it off. Smacking it, dude. And I make eye concept where his cock.

So me and his cock make eye contact. Just direct. Yeah, his cock is like, what, dude? And I'm like, what, what the fuck, dude? So I stared at his cock way too long. You know what I mean? You know, when you see something gay

or do something gay, you got to like do push-ups? No. Like, you're like, oh, what the fuck? I got to do something manly to get this gay shit out of here. You know, to cancel out the gay, you know? So I saw his cock for too long. You said you know four times that I didn't agree, but.

So I do some, you know, I'm like, I do something manly. I got to do something manly to, like, cancel out the homosexuality. That's what I do. I'll say something homophobic in the podcast. Next episode, got to have like five gay dudes on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, why? He's like, he's wearing no shirt and never clasms.

To counteract. And then after that, I got to have. Five of them. Five of them. Yeah. He's like, not even comics. Five of them is a gay party. Yeah, it is true.

And then to cancel out that, I got to do something straight. Then I do the pushups. Then I know what you're talking about. Right. Next episode, he's in a du rag. That shit gay as fuck Nigger, what the fuck? Gay people

Never seen them? He's like, man, I never, they're not real. Nigger, isn't that imaginary like dinosaur bones? I don't even believe in gay people. That's how I'm a fuck guy.

Nigel, what the fuck? But anyway, so I had to do something straight. So I had to assault him. Yeah, that was the next move. Because they got made I con, nigga, we became soul. He was also used jerking. They were a group of, like, girls, and he was just jerking off to him.

Like, he was just looking at him like, oh, and they were, like, screaming. They were like, oh, my God. And then I came on, I had my Batman outfit off. What did he be shot right when you punched him? In the car, I was driving regular me when I came on, fucking Batman cave. Fuck that shit. Oh, what is this? Yeah.

I remember he was like, that's a salt. He was like, that's a salt. Yeah, he was like, that's a salt. Yeah, he was already fucking jerking off in front of people. Yeah, I know, it was crazy. That would suck if he just got harder and harder than more you're punching him. There are people that are into that,

but we got to fight. I think I told somebody about us, we got to fight with a guy. You told me. Yeah, he purposely was just trying to start shit and then everybody says like he was smiling the whole time. And he was just like,

that's like some joker shit. There are people that like it. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, they are. Did you pull his pants up, though? When you kick to disaster, did you leave his... No, dude, while I was hitting him, right?

Was he just jiggling back in the horse? Yeah, I didn't even look at his cock, though. I don't know where his cock went. But dude, I think he tucked it back He tried to leave on me Probably fucking retreated in Dude, he tried to leave He hit the nitrous boy

And on his little chair What's coming out? I was like, get the book over here So I shot the fucking Batman What are the fucking Dude, what do you call that The fucking grappling hook? Yeah, I was like

No, you're not going nowhere Dude, I was at LOL last night And I was crowdworking These two guys They were from like the Netherlands And they had like accents And I was like, the one dude had just like a crazy accent. So I just started imitating it.

I was like, man, what the? I was like, you need subtitles, bro. I was like, is it, his action? He was like, uh, uh, I just started imitating. Is actually, I was a retarding guy in the phone? He was like, oh, was he retarded? He had cerebral palsy, bro. I had no idea, bro.

Because he was walking out. He was like, you know, like wobbling out of the club. He was like, dang you, you know, like he was. And then the host was like, yo, and he turned to me, he was like, bro, he had cerebral palsy. I was like, oh my God. Yo, you sound dumb as fuck. Who are you from? I was just roasting the shit.

Oh, look at me. You know, Adam was so retarded. I'm not an idiot. Because I've never met somebody from the Netherlands. I don't know how the fuck they talk. But he liked the show. It sounded like. Everybody was laughing.

I didn't know if he was laughing. You can't tell when he's laughing because you dropped. Dude, I would have never done it. I felt so bad. Nah, that's a shit. But I got my laughs. Yeah, yeah. I got my laughs.

You don't know. You don't know. I had that issue. I didn't say anything, though. but there was some girl who, like, had cerebral palsy, and we thought she was just hammered. And I was like, okay, man, you could quiet down. But it wasn't that bad.

Like, that's horrible. Yeah, I really just, but I don't think people knew he had cerebral palsy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it, like, bombed, then I would have known. Also, to be fair, you could have said you were just making fun of his accent. You'd be like, no, I saw through the cerebral palsy,

and the accent was making fun. I was, yeah, because I was already roasting him before, and it was like, it was fine. So I was like, I was just roasting, you know what I mean? I had one time, there was somebody on McDougal Street, and they were like, their legs were really fucked up So they were walking like strange Kind of like almost like a dance walk

And there was a song playing And I didn't see the guy And I just happened to be right behind him Just fucking walking all weird And everybody at the pair I thought I was just mocking this guy right behind him Because I'm like And I'm making faces doing finger guns

Everybody like whoa Doing this And everybody's like dude that's You don't have to mock the guy right behind him I was like what are you talking about They're like and they pointed out I was like oh shit I didn't even notice that guy right there Oh shit

So then I fucked his wife Absolutely. What if that was the end of the story? So then I fucked his wife. That's the only way to balance it. I mean, that's a favor in his world. Dude, so you think those niggas, what happens to their girls? Do you think their girlfriends should leave them?

I think they should. Because, well, you could still fuck. What if they're, like, disabled? Yeah. Like, what do you, like, I wouldn't stay with a girl that got disabled, dude. No, I feel like their stroke game is that much better because they know it's like, I got to make this bitch stay. You know what I mean? You could be all arms.

Like, if you get, like, good leverage and, you know what I mean? You could just. be with your arms. I think your legs can kind of dangle a little bit. You don't really use your legs in sex like that, you know what I mean? Use your...

Yeah, you do a little bit. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. But also, like, girls can come harder on top, so it might just be about the shape of your dick. Yeah. Because, like, I know a lot of girls, like... A lot of girls don't like, like, riding, though. Yeah, but everybody's different.

Like, I think they're... Yeah, I like fucking bitches. Yeah, but some girls like being on top because they can angle it the way they want. Yeah. I knew a girl that she knew how to come every time because she got a shit like Let me get on top.

I'm going to come and she's like, and then I was like, oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, that's probably what happens. Dude, didn't Stephen Hawking like cheat on his wife or something? Yeah, that's baller, man. That's right, bitch, suck my fucking bones. That's right.

Talk my dang horn. But he left his wife for that lady and then she just, like, robbed him. Took all his mom. Good. Good. She's a great. But think about this.

She robbed him. Yeah, let's get past the robbery. All right. The type of dick sucking this lady had to do. Oh, my God. She had to open up. his diaper and suck his balls. Do you think he would like type, ah, ah.

The amount, like, whatever she took is worth. Oh, yeah. Do he probably has a catheter. She has to take the catheter off. Oh, yeah. Suck his ween. You know what I mean? So whatever.

She earned. She earned those 70 million. She didn't steal. She earned that money. That was earned. Like, would you, okay, okay. What do you fuck a disabled girl, bro? That's what I was getting into?

Absolutely. I was single. And, uh, yeah. So what is, what is the thing? So it's like, my thing is, I would feel bad if I fucked a disabled girl just to get something. Yeah, that's fucked up. Or if I was like, just for the story and I'm like, I fucked the disabled girl.

But if she was like, listen, I know you want to try something different. I want to get fucked. Let's do it. Then I'll be like, yeah, you know what I mean? Because it's like, but if it was one of those things where I was like, oh, or if she's like, yo, I'll give you $1,000 if you fuck me. Then I'll be like, yeah, yeah. What's your fucking cutoff? One of my cousins is disabled and she had a baby.

Really? And we were all looking at the guy like, what's wrong with you? Not even proud of her. We're like, what the fuck? You fucking weird. Why? No, you know what? You're right.

You're right. I would never do that. Well, I think it depends on the kind of this building. No, bro. What? They need dick too. No, nigga, that's, you look, bro. Life is not fair.

That's it. That's it. That's it. So you're by, I have no defense. Disabled. What? She had like. no big toe and he's like that you fuck her back is fucked up

like she walks weird that's what happened that's like he fucking blew up back out blew that back they're like yo she disabled he's like nah I just got finished with and they're like all right fucking cool that's gotta be I wonder if it made it easier or worse the child it'd be great if she was like I can't even feel the bottom half of my body she's like the baby just popped down I don't give a shit yeah that's that's well also when we always get that conversation somebody brought up this

one. This is a good would you rather. Would you rather fuck somebody who has the brain of a 50? What's a pedophile? A brain of a 15 year old, but her body's 20, or the body of a 15 year old, but the brain of a 20 year old. I prefer the 15 year old brain. But what makes you know what makes you? Because I want the brain to be

I like children. No, that's weird. Just clip that. I like I like chill up. I like chill. I just I like I do one of those I fucking I like

Or do like a black and white I like I like Children Children Children Children What

What No hell fucking I mean There's some adults With the body of children Wait so 15 year old Adult brain Yes

Uh Body of a No So it's a Science experiment It swapped brains In like No I want an older

First of all Ew My nigger If the 15-year-old brain That would be funny a mad scientist Who's like, yeah, we're gonna put the brain But there's dumb bitches You fuck dumb bitches

And they're 20-something and there's dumb bitches Yeah, yeah You could have the intelligence of like a child A lot of people are stupid Back then, if you think about it back then Adults were kids Dude, a lot of people are into that shit Like the little

Like little kid like you know Like school girl Yeah Yeah shit is weird bro It is weird No no it's not weird If she's like wow this is the biggest cock you had,

but if you dress as a kid, that's weird. Like, you've got, like, but when a girl's like, when a girl's like, oh my God, it's so big. Like,

I feel like that. Yeah. And you're like, why are you trying to make her look like a kid, well? Yeah, yeah, that is weird.

It's not technically illegal, but it's strange. Like that, like theme, you're like, yeah. I don't know. But it's also like, it's hard because if they look like adults,

like I'd watch a porn or girls wearing like a skirt and like, because we guys pretend to be a teacher. But that is a weird line. The second she's like, has a lollipop. I'm like, I'm out. You know what I mean?

She's like arithmetic is hard. He's got a spitty hat. That's the ones I like. I think it's funny when the dude's like some yoked dude with like a spitty hat. I don't know any better. She's like, I'll teach you a lesson. He's like, okay. Just putting Plato in her pussy or something.

You know, fun stuff like that. I just have a no idea. The cubes. Yeah. I don't know what's going on here. Do you have any gushers? What pornos do you watch? The best.

That's the best. That's the best. There's like a clip. He's like, porn up? That's for fucking basic bitches. Well, there is, that's a funny, it's like a clip that went around. It was like a Lisa Ann video where she's like dressed up as a lifeguard. There's some like dude and the, like some broie guy in a bathtub.

Oh, I thought you, I said Lisa. I thought you said Anne Frank. Anne Frank, bro. It's fucking sick. I was like, oh, yo, does that exist? Is there an. I guarantee you there is. Do you have, look up Helen Keller.

I'm not going to. I don't want that on my citrus. But she's like, she comes with the guy and she's like, there might be sharks at your beach. He's like, I'm not at the beach. This is a bathtub. Oh, yeah. You see that? That's amazing.

I've never seen that. He's like, he's not trying to fuck her. No, yeah. He's like, get out of here, lady. What's going on? And she's like, I think I should stay and you should fuck me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the funny.

He's like, what's going on, lady? What is this? Just a confused, dude. Dude, I saw one. It's hilarious. I saw one. I didn't see the porn, but I saw the video. Yeah, yeah, because it means.

Anyway, though I saw it's so funny, this woman, there's like a Mormon that goes toward a door, and he's got like a helmet on because they ride bicycles. Yeah. He's like, can I teach you the good book? And the woman's like, I'll teach you the good book. That's where it's fucking, but the dude keeps his bicycle helmet on the whole fucking porn. It's so funny. He's just banging her with his fucking. That's what I want.

I want to bust a nut and laugh. All right? That's, that's part. Fart porn? Yeah, chick's farting. Ew, nika. What? But you laugh.

It's funny because it's farts. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's serious. I watch it because it's funny. Dude, that shit is gross. There are. Dude, I've seen videos.

I'm like, dude, I know, I know. Two girls woke up, that does make me throw up when I see it. You ever seen like amputee midgets?

You mean heroes? That's what I fuck called. Fucking heroes, dude. Fucking correct. They're not midgets. There was something called the offended page

where it's like, I think it was encyclopedia Dramatica. It's called the offending page. It's just like the most disturbing images. And half of that was shit like that. And it was like, yeah,

I don't know. Yeah. Well, that was the internet early as a kid. It was like, I mean too. Yeah, yeah. The internet was so unfiltered, dude. Yeah, yeah. You can learn how to buy bomb.

Like, you're going to learn how to do bombs. In the internet, I remember that shit. I remember that shit, dude. Yeah, there was. I remember it too. You shouldn't say that you're brown. You're listening. Edit that out.

Yeah, bro. You brown nigger. I'm saying for his safety. That's what I was saying. This is a, uh, I want to keep it on the low. Yeah. Keep it on a low. Do you ever deal with, like, airport racism?

He's never traveled this piece of shit. Fucking garbage piece of shit. He's about to make up a story. Yes, it was very tough. In 2014. So when I went on a trip to the Bihamas, he's like, what? To Cancun and Caicos.

Yeah. Yeah, no, no. To Cancun in Sweden? Sweden, Cancun. Yeah, they're like, you're Algerian, right? Yeah, but my name is Adam. It's not like, I'm not as susceptible.

I was like, perfect disguise. I remember when we went to Austin, though, I kind of got stopped. Really? Because I had a speaker in my bag, and then when it went through the, the skin, I could see in the lady's face. She was like, what the fuck?

Because it was like an amplify speaker with a microphone. And it went through the, the x-ray thing, and I could see in her face. She was scared. She looked at me, and she was like, oh, shit. I could see a little bit.

She was nervous. Dude, they're fucking mean at the airport. Dude, this woman, fucking last time I went there, this woman immediately started like basically like yelling at my girlfriend for like nothing. She's like, damn. To me she's like,

she's like, leave your laptop in your bag. I'm like, okay, because you have never, every single time to ask you, they have different rules every fucking time. Yeah.

Put my shoes in the thing or not in this thing. It's fucking ridiculous. Yeah. Have they yelled at your shorty? Yeah, they were yelling at it. She's like, ma'am,

she's like, were you not listening to me when I was talking? And it's like, Jesus Christ, chill the fucking. Damn. Yeah. Yeah.

They were also a dick to me. I was fucking call out unemployment two days ago. It was so funny because the woman's like, she's like, sir, it's not that complicated. Okay, I'm like, why are you yelling? You have a fucking job. I don't have a fucking job right now. It's like, you should be happy.

What were you asking her? You're retarded questions? Well, it did get a little complicated because I worked because I'm trying to. How do I deposit a check? You're like, retard. He's like, sir. Sir. No, it was one of those where like, I'm trying to work.

Like, I'm not trying to just be unemployed. So I worked for fucking two days. And then I was like, okay, I'm reporting this on my thing. And she's like, okay, well, now you can't report that as your first. week or something like that. It's so de-incentifies. The second you try to work, they make it like way more complicated

than it should be. So I'm trying to work and get paid for unemployment. I'm like, what? What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I'm trying to also get unemployment

and have a job. He's like, it's so decentivizing for that. I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. So you could only get it if you're fired, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, which I was. But we got, I say we wrap, we're like hour 15. Do you guys have anything? Oh, you're tired of me now? Oh, you're tired of me. White Power, white power. Power, white power.

Well. Yeah. And then anything else? Any more on that? Well, the hell hitler or just white power? No, no, he's just white power. There's a guy that said, fuck you, bitch. Shut up outside my window.

That's fun. That's nice. We should get him on the pod, bro. He's talking about that. You want to come up real quick. He don't fuck with that white power shit. He heard it. Yeah, yeah.

He's offended by it. I don't know. I've never heard of met a progressive homeless guy. All of them will say the craziest shit. There was one guy I was talking to. He's like being totally normal. and then he's like, you know, the fucking soy in the meat

are making all these kids faggots. I'm like, all right. I don't know where this conversation is. Is he wrong? Is he wrong? Is he wrong? Is he wrong? First of all,

there was a fucking, you know the bird guy? He calls himself the bird man. Yeah. That guy just started dropping hard end bombs to me the other day. Wait, wait, wait, what bird man? He, like, has a fake bird on like a puppet.

He's like viral on like YouTube and he's like, I'm the bird man. Everybody knows me, man. And I'm like, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And then he just starts like, he's like, Like all these, bip, beep, beep, man, I got a self-tick. What was he saying? What was he was saying about him?

What was he was saying? What was he was just saying, like, he was talking about weed. He's like, I got the best weed. You know who doesn't have the best weed? Those peeps? And I was like, okay, dude, I got to go. Jesus. That's where it's like, if somebody I know, I would like get involved, they'd be like, or

no, I would be like, I mean, depending on the context. Yeah, like, if it's, like, silly. Yeah, yeah, but I was just like, that's one of those where I'm like, what am I going to teach this guy about racism? I'm like, he's out of his fucking mind. He's a puppet bird and he just goes around town. But part of me is like, I want to get this guy in the podcast and just let him fucking rip. Did you say the crazy?

Yeah, I should, dude. Because he's out of his fucking mind, dude. He was, like, just drinking like a four loco, just, like, rambling about, like, nonsense. With a puppet bird, he's like a bird that, like, looks like a real bird. People like that should die. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot takes. Yeah, yeah.

And that's how we have on the podcast, these people should die. All right, tune in next week. And next week on the, no, no. Yeah, those people are nuts. Yeah, yeah. It's so cool, though, like, this society allows that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like, what are we gonna? Like, I wonder in China, they're like, oh, you're great.

Oh, they should have been head immediately. Yeah, I wonder what China does with them. Yeah, and that's the difference is like that guy, there's a certain thing with society where that guy's too far gone. Because if I had like a fucking, I'm not trying to promote, oh, I'm no raised, but I have like a family friend. If I had that and they start saying the N-word, I'd be like, what the fuck, bro? I'd be like, you know, like, if it was not in a joke in context, it was joke in context, I'd be like, all right, whatever. But, like, if they're like saying it, like, you know, these, and I'll be like, dude, come on knuckle. I'm like, what am I going to teach this random guy on a street?

Like a lesson? I'm like, he's so... And that's the problem is when you're that far from saving, nobody's trying to save you. Nobody's like, oh, that's a fact. That's a fact. There was one homeless dude, like, a Washington Square Park. I'm...

He's like this, like, white dude. He just came up to me. He started speaking, like, fluent Arabic. Oh, yeah. Dude, red hair, I know you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. He used to have dreads. I was at first I thought he was making fun of me.

And then he was really speaking to me in Arabic. I was like, where'd you learn Arabic? He speaks five languages. Yeah, he speaks five fucking languages. Hebrew. I saw him talking to the Hades and like he got like a free candle from them or something like that because he was celebrating Hanukkah. Oh shit. Hanukkah shouldn't be celebrated. That's another hot. I don't even know what it is. Do you know what Hanukkah is? No, is that they were, they had oil. I love how you asked the Muslim.

They had oil. They had oil. You know what I never learned about that in school? They had oil. It lasted for seven days. Yeah. And it lasted what it wasn't supposed to last. And they were like, it's a miracle. Shouldn't there be like a Holocaust holiday, not celebrating it, but like celebrating like the law. You know what I mean? Because like, remember? I'm sure there is.

No, they always say, Jewish people say, it'll never happen again. That's like common in the Jewish. That's why they shut down anti-Semitism. That's why they shut it down so quick. That's why like a lot of people get in trouble for anti-Semitism because a lot of the shit that

you hear is anti-Semitic. Yeah, yeah. It gives Jewish people a bad light. So they shut it down like, oh, Jewish people run the media. They run the world. That's actually not in a good tone.

Yeah. Yeah. If you say, oh, these people are running the world, the world is not in a good place. Yeah. So that's why they shut it down because it creates this narrative that Jewish people are bad.

And come on, my nigga, you create any narrative that anybody's bad. It should be shut down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, but what do you mean shut down? Like, what do you mean? You gotta stop that shit. Like, like when Nick Cannon said that,

I was like, I wasn't mad that he said it. I'm like, bro, you should know better than to say this. Yeah, but I also, I don't think, my thing, though, is I don't think that necessarily firing people is this loose. I think if I had an employee So what do you do? And he started saying racist shit.

Make him go to fucking reeducation. It sounds like not like a reeducation camp, but like reeducation. But it's like if you're running a business, you're jeopardizing. No, no, no. But look, Nick Cannon has a platform. You think if somebody was like you got to go over there, he's going to go? He's not going to pay someone to say that he wants? I don't think deep platforming works because then those people start their own platform

that's crazier than ever. So like Alex Jones, right? They took him off YouTube. Now he has his own website where he says shit that's way crazier. compared to YouTube when people comment they say this guy's out of his fucking mind. So I think that like de-platforming doesn't really help. I think you should de-platform for a little bit

and then go and teach them, then bring them and then give them a platform to be able to go back. But I think you have to suspend them for a little bit just to show like oh, this could really happen. Yeah, I think a lot... It's like probation.

You've got to get put on probation. More than racism is like ignorance. It's like a lot of people are just so ignorant. I disagree so much because I think what happens is there's a lot of people that don't speak their mind now and now they aren't corrected because it's like I know very racist people and they're not going to say anything in conversation

so they're never going to be corrected so if they think they can get fired for something I think it would be a better society if they could say the fucked up things and then get corrected I think so too yeah but they're never gonna really get corrected my nigga who's gonna correct them

people who just gonna be like don't read the comments yeah but I think like okay so how many people read the comment I think a lot of them do because they're out of their fucking mind I think some people but I'm saying the problem is the people that follow them Like the people who follow an Alex Jones video

We'll look at the comments and say Oh, here's an art Like the, even if you're saying something My thing with the racism thing that was like, I think there's a lot of people that are racist And then they think if they talk about race, they'll get fired. So their thoughts aren't corrected.

So that attitude I think of if you say something. I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah. But there's so much access to like information. But it's also like, yeah, the sources. Yeah, yeah, the algorithms. You only, it is, yeah, you got to reeducate people. But that's the, everybody's so untrusting.

We went from, yeah, I'd fucking grow on a wheelchair. We got to reeducate people. Because, like, jokes are jokes. Yeah. It's hard, man. Because you're not, everybody's like, you vilify each other. So it's just like, you're not going to want to learn from somebody who has a different point of view. Because you're just like this piece of shit.

We're such stupid creatures. We're like, they're bad people. And we are all trying to do the same thing. It's survive and be good to each other. 100%. And they're like, oh, there's a bad. Like, if somebody's a racist, I don't think they're bad people. No, no.

They're just trying to protect their own. They have, like, a distorted view. Yeah. They're racist. Like every, all of us have a distorted view or reality. Like people are like, oh, I wouldn't let my wife get fucked. Some people do and that's okay. Yeah.

And they live great lives. Yeah. And everybody's like, you're not a man if you don't let, if you let another man fuck your wife. People do it all the time. No, no, but people do it all the time and they live great lives. They're still upstanding citizens. They're still paying all their bills. They're not killing children.

They don't think killing children is bad. They all have the same morals except letting niggas. fuck their wife. And we're like, we can't even handle that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't even handle that. That is such a good point.

Yeah, yeah. That idea is so far from, we just got being okay with gay. Like that was so recent that people are like, oh, that's okay. So like for us to grasp, it's gonna take time, but we'll figure it out.

Yeah, and now you're telling somebody, yeah, all right, some people allow them to fuck their wife. And we're like, and then we're like, yeah, and dudes get fucked in the above. They're like, you know what I mean?

Like, dude, it just, it's so. much bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because people, yeah, people can't grasp any. That's my favor. Everybody's like, oh, we're ready for the alien and it's like, they couldn't tell us shit about aliens because we'd immediately turn it. First of all, there's no aliens. Just cut it out.

Dude, there's no aliens. I believe in them a thousand percent. Now you're getting me angry. Now you can't be fucking mad. Let me prove a point to you. He's like, you can fuck my wife. You can fuck my wife. You can talk about the aliens. The aliens! They fucked my wife. They vote. They think proving is consensual, dude. No, the reason

that I don't believe. Your wife's just blowing E. E. That's the funniest I just him like He's like His fingers His finger in it Explodes The reason I don't believe in aliens Is because the same reason

I don't believe in Bigfoot Why? All the pictures are trash All the videos And all the pictures are garbage All the videos are like From a thousand meters Like a fucking

Super far There's never a clear picture I'm not a child Well yeah Okay so you don't think This is why I believe in aliens If they're real Look I think statistically

There's other life I don't make sure I'm not 530. Okay, we're fine. Statistically, there's other life, but I don't think they've touched us yet. I think this is my thing.

I think the government videos of UFOs are absurd. Like, they drop. My thing is they have clear video of something dropping from fucking 80,000 feet to 20 feet in three seconds. That's not technology we have. Maybe it is, but if we do, that's even, that's almost as crazy as the aliens themselves. Like the fact that anybody has that technology. Yeah, but you already know the government's not telling us the truth. Right.

A lot of shit. I wouldn't, okay, so my problem is this technology has been seen. If you look at FBI, CIA documents, they have documents of all these technologies being seen in the 30s. Why haven't we seen these used in a war then? If we had these technologies, why are we just keeping them secret? We've had Vietnam War. Well, the thing is, I think just like nuclear war to allow to, so like with the deep web and

the internet, there's stuff that the feds can do, but they don't release it because if they release it now, hackers. know that this exists. So that's why they don't do certain things. So like if you could look up, you can look up hackers and shit like that. They have stuff, but they can't release it because if people know that this exists,

so it's like... Imagine if every country has weapons like that. So this guy in lockpick, I learned how to lock pick. This guy in lock picking released bumping locks. So when you bump a lock, it's like you put a key in it, you hit it, and then it fucks up the mechanism. And this guy was like, everybody should know

because everybody's house gets rock, could get robbed in any moment. And then he did that. And then people's houses went from getting robbed, let's say, 30 houses a year to a thousand and something houses. Because he spoke about it. So releasing certain it...

Yeah, if other countries... America was the first country to have nuclear weapons. North Korea has them, Russia has him. You know what I mean? So releasing information. But I don't know. To prove your point, I'm talking shit because that technology is so much more advanced

that I don't even know where that's coming Like, yeah, it's just something that makes sense that we wouldn't have that and use it a little bit. That is an interesting thing. Well, but to be fair, I think this technology, from my understanding, started coming out around World War II. It would make sense, like a little after World War II. Like, that's where it started, like in that time frame. It would make sense that World War II was a war they would have used it for, but then maybe the war ended. And then Vietnam War, they're like, we're not going to fucking use UFOs for that.

So we haven't maybe had a war since World War II where that technology's been necessary. Maybe we have it on deck. Because Vietnam, I don't think that. like we were that much like, oh, we need to, you know what I mean? Maybe we said people died for all that should have, but they're like, we're not going to send UFOs over there because we're not an actual danger. Maybe that technology is. And then, yeah, even, even Afghanistan.

Afghanistan, another thing was one to quote-unquote show our power, but also to show Russia what we could do. Interesting. You know what I mean? That's why we sent bombs. That's why we started bombing them. That's why we started using drones and stuff like that. Just to display, like, when we bombed Japan, it was to show Russia.

and China what we could do. Yeah, yeah. So a lot of this shit is demonstrative shit. Right. Yeah, yeah, it's less. Yeah, yeah. But then why wouldn't we've demonstrated that with the UFO? Because it, like, I don't think we really have technology that good.

Yeah, so that's where you think there could be potentially. I don't think we, like, those videos, I think they could be fake. Why would these are like, that's my thing. I think there's something, I don't know how to explain it, but I think that there's something to, I think we can create an excuse. of some sort to be like, oh, that's aliens or like... Like, the government might be doing it as a distraction for other things. I think, yeah, like, it just doesn't make...

My favorite is the UFO stuff got dropped right around the Epstein shit, and then COVID started. Remember that? Yeah, yeah, and it was like, that's a great distraction. Like, do you think it's possible to have all this shit in pocket, like in their pocket? And then they're like, oh, okay, they're asking questions. Yeah, yeah. Another alien video, we're dropping this. Dude, what happened with Galang?

Come on. We move past that stuff. Come on, dog. Why are you talking about old shit? No, I'm just saying. No, no, no, I'm joking. Like, yeah, but I'm like, for real. No, I look it off.

I don't got, like, the tone that you guys were just using with me right now. Well, what I'm saying is like, it's like, that is the thing that everybody's like, come on. That's my favorite shit. The same thing happens. Listen, I think COVID was made in the lab. Maybe that's fucking crazy. It was, let me. But that's the other thing is I love when people are like, yeah, who cares if it was made in a lab.

I'm like, that would be like if you saw Twin Towers get in here. You're like, who cares who's flying those plane. You're like, well, we should get to the bottom. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people die, but people move on so fucking fast. It's just crazy how, like, over the years, how much, like, less, like, trusting we've gotten into, you know, like, of the government. It's like, nobody disputed 9-11 when it first happened. Yeah.

Like patriotism was at an all-time. There was one senator. She was, like, when they were trying to pass the Patriot Act, she was like, this is unconstitutional. She's like, you're giving, like, extreme powers to government. And the death threats she got were, like, crazy, they were, like, she was getting death threats. They were, like, you're unpatriotic, you're fucking new support a lot. Crazy shit. And then now we're realizing it's like, oh, they stripped us of so many of our, like, basic

rights. Yeah. Which, but that's one thing I would say, I remember my dad when I was a kid all the time, he'd be like, this Patriot Act stuff is fucking messed up. He doesn't curse, but he'd be saying that shit. And then I'm like, it was interesting that I got that lens of that as a kid that was like pounded into me. But, like, you talk to, I remember talking to other adults to be like, no, we

should torture terrorists because that's how we get the other bad guys. You know what's crazy? Citizens are being brought, like, that's your rights are completely suspended. I didn't even cut you up, but yeah. No, no, no, I was cutting you up. It's crazy, but I was reading the Obama book, and he's like most of the people that are in, what was that person called?

Get milk, Guantanamo. If they took him to trial, if they took him to trial, it wouldn't even stand a basic army trial. So army evidence, you need less, like, evidence, I think, than a regular trial. He's like, he wouldn't, they wouldn't even pass that. And they're like, these people are.

They were innocent. Yeah, a lot of people were innocent. The thing is, this is what it bothers me. Okay, I think our rights, don't matter if it's for the greater good. The problem is that the greater good is the government. And the problem with the government is, they determine.

It's, no, no, no. It's not determining. We could determine certain things. If there's a serial killer on the loose, let's strip everybody's right. So we'll catch that guy. If there's somebody that's going to create a bomb there or going to bomb people,

that's kind of create. You spend that for one scenario, then it's using that. That's the problem. The problem is that the government has shown and continues to show that it's not trustworthy. trustworthy. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And that's my favorite part is people that are like, yeah, the government used me really bad, but now this administration, I'm like, no, it's like, it's not just one person. It's like the CIA, the shit. I think I brought this point before.

Technology, I think it's going to balance out eventually with the government because you're starting to see Epstein to be serious. He wouldn't have got caught 50 years ago. No way. Nobody would have been like one newspaper article. So that's what I'm saying.

I think I am starting to create, I think eventually, Eventually technology was... Dude, remember the fucking subway guy? You think he would have got called? No. No. So, like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I'm not trusting the government, but I think technology is holding us accountable. So that's what technology is doing now. That technology is saying, like, all people should be equal. And back then, people were like, oh, yeah, that's just what we're saying. You know what I mean? And now technology is being like,

this fucking guy is a pedophile. Yeah, yeah. This guy is a pedophile. We got to... And then they cut them down. Yeah. This guy, the senator's doing crack. Couldn't be Senator.

So I think technology is doing that. Yeah. Because everybody has access to... Yeah. So now what happens is like technology is really letting the people who are quote unquote good rise to the top. In some stats, but not completely. And I think what's going to happen is that that's why we're seeing that everybody's like, me too. And this person was me too.

And everybody's like, well, what the fuck? What are they doing? What? How many people? And that's why people are starting to get tired of a Me Too. Right. Because they're like, everybody's in power. where it's doing some weird shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So technology is really exposing that, I think. Yeah, yeah. Just with cameras that exposing the cops. Yeah, yeah. If there wasn't no cameras, there was no being or... That would have even been a conversation.

No, absolutely. Nobody would have even... Yeah. So I think technology, eventually, if we allow it to be good for good, I think it will. Yeah, but look at who controls, like, Zuckerberg. Like, the people who have... He's bad to be, like, the Jews. But the people who...

I like your response to that to you were like, yeah. Yeah, well, you know what? You're sure. speaking truth, brother. You're speaking truth to power right now. But no, a lot of people who are, like, in charge of you know, money, mediating and like, you know, controlling this

technology are people with bad intentions, like Zuckerberg, fucking Bill Gates fucking Bezos. It's like, all these guys are very, like, power and money driven. It's like, it's monetary interest is the bottom line. I agree, but I do agree with Leo in the sense that, like, things are overcorrected. Like, the beginning of the Me Too movement, you're like, can't believe this person did this,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then eventually, it's Like the bad people still will get in trouble, the really bad ones. But then the other stuff doesn't. Like, you know what I mean? It's like there's people that now have allegations and because they're so minimal, now people actually, because whenever you have like, not false flags, what's the word we have like cry wolf? Yeah, that will fix itself a little bit where people are like, all right, now what actually had it?

And also we don't know how to prioritize outrage. It's like we'll have outrage about Epstein. And then it'll be like equal, like on Twitter, it'll be like equal to, to this guy grabbed a titty. You know what I mean? It's like, well, you got to, you know, it's like you can't be equally outraged about everything.

Yeah, yeah, what? Who gives a shit, bro? Yeah, she's a lesbian. That's how they get shit done. Dude, you expect to have a lesbian boss running shit. And not be mean? And she has to be mean because she's a woman.

Yeah, yeah, she's got a fucking... She has to be a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, yeah. Because women are gonna get... She's got to be fucking tough, yeah. Yeah, like, we had a fucking lesbian coach at our, at our middle school. Tough is shit.

You know what I mean? That's, that's, That's how she coached. You know what I mean? It's like that's, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then I think, so this is the thing, this is my ideology. It could be obviously wrong.

But I think, and it sounds fucked up. And hopefully it's not one of my boys or anybody I care about. But there's casualties. There's always going to be a casualty. At war, you're going to kill an innocent person. You're going to go with ideas. So you're saying, yeah, there are going to be people who get fucked from the internet just because. Because we're trying to correct something.

Yeah. It's fucked up, but people are going to get, and then we're going to try to hopefully help those people as much as we can, but it's just going to happen. So if we want a certain ideology push, certain people are going to get canceled that they shouldn't really have to. Right, the same way if we make a gun, it might protect you, but the occasional person will. Will die. But this is the sacrifice that we have to. If Me Too didn't go as hard as it did, nobody would have got canceled. So we have to go too hard.

We have to go to the extreme because people don't under, this is the problem with human beings too. they don't understand the medium. The middle. They never understand. When you, when you, when it's time to do your paper, you procrastinate to the last minute. That's literally all humans. Humans wait to the last minute. So that's why people are like, why are they making a big deal of global warming?

Because that's the only way we understand stuff. But I think while the intention is good, like obviously it's all these movements. I think I talked to. It's rooted in good intention. But it's like the medium they use is fear. So they want to control you by, like, they want to like get you like. I think I talk you about this. Global warming, there's, I have no emotional connection to it.

I know it's important. Like, if somebody's like, here's a document. One of these can save global warming. The other one, you'll have to pay money. But, so this one, you'll have to pay more money if I was like a politician. But we can help global warming. This one, you don't have to pay as much money. But it will fuck up the, I would go with the better option.

But emotionally, people are like, our planet's dying and there's no part of me that cares. Emotionally. Because you can't. You can't. Because imagine. Yeah, you're not seeing the effects of it, like the immediate effect. If, like, you know, there was like a hurricane coming through Midtown, then you'd be like, all right, we should, we should recycle. Yeah, yeah, but that's why I get why you have to.

But the problem is, though, sometimes you over, and then people don't take it seriously. Like, Al Gore was like, Florida's going to be underwater by 2010 or whatever. Dude, I had a joke about that. Yeah, they were like, oh, Florida's wild. I was like, yeah, you gave it an expiration date. Yeah, yeah. Of course it's going to be wild. Yeah.

You said it's going to be underwater in 20 years. That's a fucking, you have a bit about that? Yeah, that's funny your shit. Yeah, because, like, average is going crazy because we're going to fucking drive. Yeah, we're going to die. Let's do fucking meth. Yeah, fucking fuck our cousins.

Yeah, that's why. That's yeah. You said it was going to be, I grew up knowing that. I grew up in 20 years, Florida is done. Yeah, yeah. It's 20 years.

Yeah, yeah. That's why you can't go too extreme. Yeah, well, that's like, I have that in my head occasionally because, like, I mean, now we're in the thought world like we could get nuked. Probably not.

But there's that little thought in your brain that's like, oh, what if we get newt? And that does add an extra layer to, like, let's fucking live it up a little bit. But I feel bad because I got to get my life together. What do you guys want to promote? By the way, we closed down this podcast 30 minutes ago and then did it again.

Yeah, go ahead. I'm going on. Well, I'm starting at Onlyfans. So if, no, I'm playing. Nothing like that. Dot com. That was fucked up. Yeah.

I was problematic. I don't even know if I want to promote anymore. After what he said, yeah. Just follow me on Instagram, Adam H. Comedy. I might be producing a show soon I gotta confirm the venue But it'll be like a Ramadan theme show

Nice Yeah yeah It's gonna be they're gonna be I had some excitement to your voice Yeah dude you know You're gonna be a midnight show And it's gonna be a lot of great comedians On the lineup

And we're gonna have a good time It's gonna be caterers We're gonna have drummers And good comics And I'm gonna be there I so badly don't want to come to the show The way you promoted. Bro, get excited.

All right. All right. Once we lock down a venue. Oh, there we go. Hi, I'm Adam Amata. A dope-ass Ramadan show. It's going to start at midnight. A lot of great comedians.

We're going to have a good time. We're going to have a good time. You know, there might be an orgy afterwards. Oh, there we go. Oh, spicy. That's how you mark it, baby. Yeah. Hey, what's up?

I'm Leon. Me too, we'll do it. Yo, what's up, man? Young mullah. Yo, follow me at Leo C. Comedy on Instagram. Check me out on a podcast 23 and me. And what? Check me.

Yeah, follow me on Instagram. TikTok, too. The same Leo C. Comedy on Instagram and TikTok. Look at my stories so you can see what I'm doing, you fucking herbs. Yeah, both these guys are very funny comics if you know it. Hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarious.

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