Morning Good - You're Relapsing Tonight - Episode 138

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

James Donlon and Paddy Defino return to the show for today's episode. They talk about being hometown heroes, the end of Splash Mountain,  and what it's like to open for donkey show.Thanks to Paddy and James for coming back on the show together. Check them out together on Episode 131  and for even more, check out their links below.James is on Instagram @jamesdonlon_, and he'll be hosting a weekly call-in radio show on Sundays on Radio Free Brooklyn. Paddy is on Instagram as well @paddy_is_funky.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good, good? I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. We are starting. We're here with Patty Defino, who recently lost his scholarship to University of Florida for saying the N-word and a rap music video. Yeah, but to be fair. I thought that's how you got a scholarship for the university. Yeah, it is a funny school to, like, really care about that. But, by, we're also here with James Donlin.

Yeah, the guy he said it to. I thought you're going to be cool about it. He was driving down the street. He was like, I was just rapping this song when he tried down the street, found a black guy and said it at him. He's like, I was just singing the song at somebody. They were in Paris. I wanted to tell someone.

And James puts the president on speaker. Well, here we are. The ghost hunters. Yeah, yeah. It is dark right now. The ring lights. It'll be something. Yeah, also, it was funny because, yeah,

Gainesville is like a, yeah, very bad town, like, as far as, like, racism. So that guy may have been the most progressive. He may have been a beacon of hope for the city of Gainesville. They're like, in a rap music. That's too. We don't even listen to rap in Gainesville. That's way too progressive.

Wait, so is this an actual story? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what happened? So he was, like, he was, like, rapping a rap song. He's a fucking idiot because he posted a video of him rapping a rap song in his car and he had like a scholarship

to University of Florida they took it away because he like posted on his group To be fair it's like it's like that's dumb of him so I'm like for those reasons

you should get it taken away but it's like I don't know it's like yeah I don't know yeah they just take a scholarship away for anything yeah they're just waiting for a reason

it's like they don't want to give it to you yeah free money and then the start of it you know it is funny that they Wait talk one more time James yeah what's going on all right yeah you should be

good. Oh, hell yeah. Now I'm on the show. But then, like, what's his name? What? James Winston stole seafood, right? Yeah, and got a huge to rape. No, no, no, no. The crab legs. That's the real issue. Have you been to that Publix? Yeah, it's a great public. Sick public. I also think... But he stole it from a

public? Yeah, dude. High quality. I thought he stole it from, like, a guy on the street. No, no, no, no. With, what are they called, cages. Yeah. He stole them from a crap. You put that back, man. You cannot take crap.

without paying for it. Where do you think Tallahassee? I've never been to Florida. That does show the standard difference though between Florida State and University of Florida

because like I went to Florida State and that like is in like I'm pretty sure one of our players like he broke into a fraternity I was broke their turtle like in half like murdered a turtle and was like still on the team

yeah. Damn. You can get away with anything because there's just nothing to do in Tallahassee. Gainesville's got some cooler shit going on I guess. Yeah.

Also the University of Florida had the last. live under the umbrella of Tim Tebow for a while. Yeah. So they've had the eyes of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on them for a while. Yeah. And Ted Bundy. Yeah.

Back in the day. Ted Bundy also slaughtered in Florida State, too. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. He was a equal opportunity. Yeah. I don't really care about the teams. As long as they're blonde.

They want to choose sides on the rivalry. Yeah. Yeah, that is. It's probably easier at Florida State. The girls are a little bummer. You know, like, the college game day thing? where, like, that'd be funny if, like, Ted Bundy is, like, at the college game day thing.

And he, like, he's like, all right, today I'm going to murder women at and then takes, like, a big alligator head and, like, puts a lot of things. And it's like, yeah. Ted got signed. Oh, my God. Yeah.

But I went to college on a, on a Ronald McDonald's house scholarship. Like a ridiculous thing to go to, yeah, yeah, I think you're allowed to use the N-word of that. Yeah, they give me the pass. No, dude, that shit was crazy. They paid for all of it, though. They just paid for all of them.

Yeah, dude, where all McDonald's house does good things, which is such a funny. For kids who are in need, but kids out there were getting fat, they're like, fuck them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you went to USF, you said?

UNF, opposite side of the hole, man, up there. So we were against, because I was Florida State, we were against University of Florida. Did you have suddenly against University of South Florida? No, no, no one even paid attention to us. There was like five kids in the school. Yeah. And it was like, no, I think it was Jacksonville University. We stayed in the city. It was like, I was in Jacksonville on the outside and they were like, we were like, we were like basketball. Our big sport was basketball. So we were like made it to March Madness, I think one year. Oh, there you go. Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. Wait, so UNF is different the University of Jacksonville? Yeah, same city, different. Okay. Is University of Jacksonville better? No. No, no, way worse.

I like went there once for I had like a school project and I had to go interview some lady and I was like this place sucks this doesn't they don't even have gates outside you can just wander in. Okay so you're saying you went to UNF. I went to UNF. Oh okay and Jackson was one. Jackson University different things. Yes.

Because I had a lot of friends that said they went to UNF but they really just sold drugs in Jacksonville. No, no, that's going to UNF. Yeah, that's a business degree from UNF. We always said like Jacksonville, at least for like my hometown. was like a straight. It was like, you know those shoots in ladders,

holes you go through one or like a Mario, like you get spat out somewhere? Yeah, it was like there to like Denver, Colorado. Like all our friends that went there would just-

Yeah, every friend I went to fucking college with us in Denver. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I dated a girl in college broke up with her when she went to Denver.

Yeah, kind of polar opposites, I think. No, Jacksonville has like sort of a hippier scene, right? Yeah.

It's all beachy people. It's not like the crackhead Florida thing. It's like, it's like white Christian church moms on like the, coast. So then you just move

them to the mountains when they get bored of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how they put like all the,

uh, like NASA launch pads and stuff in Florida. It's like, let's put these things where people are definitely going to shoot at them with a gun. Yeah. Because they don't understand what's going on.

It's also, you wonder if there are side effects from like rocket fuel being shot out and they're like, Florida, they'll be fine. Yeah, they're not going to ask questions about this. They'll get more high.

They'll be right. They're going to be excited to see something in the sky. and they're not going to ask any more questions. Yeah. Do you remember that? Do you remember, like going out to see the Rockets take? I feel like we've talked about this before.

Yeah, I did it. Cape Canaveral. Yeah. I did it a couple of years ago and Caratop was out on his boat with, he always just wears his speedo. And he's a buff, right? Yeah, yeah.

By the way, growing up, everybody told me Caratop was gay, which he's just not. And it was just a weird thing that like... He's just in shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody from my hook down's like, you know, he's homosexual.

If you are in shape, you are pretty gay, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing gayer than caring about your own body. No, yeah. That is the funny part, too, is I do you know friends that are into, like, really into weightlifting and bodybuilding. And I'm like, I know where this ends. Guys ass. Yeah.

Turns out the best pre-workout is come. Yeah. Or prop comedy. Those are really things. Yeah. Yeah, that is such a weird, like, uh, life. I don't know. It's so funny because, like, do those guys bang?

No, no, no. No. Yeah. Like, what are they doing? I love that. Wasn't it the Doug Dynasty guy? He was just like, he got fired for just being confused about homosexuality. He was like, I don't understand why you prefer a dude's assail over a woman's pussy.

Do they not know women exist? And those guys knew a lot about blowing. I'll tell you that. Yeah, they do. Dude. Hong Kong. Hong Kong. But he's just confused.

Like, that guy just doesn't know what's going on. That's innocent. I like that. Yeah, yeah. Like, it is not hateful. I mean, I'm sure he's also not supporting. He's not like, what's going on. I bet it's cool.

He's probably, what's going on. I don't like it. But he feels like about like Walmart. Like anything that he doesn't know of is like something he... Yeah, that guy asked the same questions about a Panera as he asks about a homosexual man. He's like, when did he start showing up? What do you mean Gorgonzola?

Is that what... Put it in the bread bowl? Is that a transformer? Yeah. Never seen one of those Gorgonzola's before. I've never really watched that show. No, me neither. I never got into... Because like, I don't know, it's always just...

always watching people who live like a shitty, I mean, now they're like loaded, obviously. Yeah. I never seen their show, but like, I'd occasionally watch stuff like, it was always like, what is it, history channel? Is that the kind of channel it's on? Yeah, either that or discovery or something like that. Yeah, it's always just like people who live like these wild lives just deep in the mountains. And it kind of depresses me.

The sad part is, I'm probably way sadder than all of them. I'm like, I live in New York City. I'm living a culture. But really, I'm way more sad than some guys who's like, I'm going to chop lumber forever. Yeah. You know, live with my family in the forest. but like it depresses me. Like it seems like you ever drive by a small town and like the whole town I'm like,

this is so sad to me. Justin Arby's? Yeah. Just an Arby's. Yeah. Like I'll be not all killed yourself, but really they're way better off mentally. Yeah. Than like all of you mean any kid in New York City.

He's 20s? You're like, are you happy? He's like, no, I'm filled with anxiety. I hate myself. And then they look down at every like redneck guy who's probably like just genuinely happy. Yeah, there's a statistic. It may not be true, but it's like the more people that you have. have sex with, the less likely you are to have like a happy marriage in life.

Wait, wait, the more people who have sex with, the less likely. Likely you are to be like settle into something happy. Whereas like someone who never left their small town, their scope of reference for like, you know, everything might be a little bit different versus someone who like knows more about everything and went out there to explore. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would wonder about that.

Yeah, that explains why that girl in high school who fucked everyone. Kill herself. Always leave. They're like, oh, I can't be seen by all 95 of the guys. Yeah. the rest of the time. Yeah. I got to go home for Christmas.

I'm like nervous. You're nervous? Dude, I went home for Thanksgiving. Man, I live for it's sad how much I live for. I was like the happy. I go out and I'm just like,

Ricky, like hit a guy in the balls. Put you in the parade. Yeah, dude, I called like a million people cock sucker at the bar. I'm just like fake blowing dudes. Giving dudes kisses on the cheek.

Like just like having... Doing prop comedy. Yeah, yeah. Just going off the rails, just having so much fun. And just being like, I'm the man in my hometown

yeah yeah that's good by the way I don't think anybody else sees me I'm sure everybody was just excited for and the best part

there's one guy and I was like why is this fucker not excited I was like genuinely mad at him I was like why is this guy not even excited to see me

right and I realized that was hammered that was just the wrong guy and the guy I literally started calling him to people I'm like

what a fucking douche man he thinks he's better than me and then he's like yeah I don't know man I don't know that guy and then

the guy I was like well dude George I thought somebody else was you I was like, my bad. I just hated a guy for no reason because I thought, why is he not calling me the man? Yeah.

I like that. I used to really like it. I would like, but that was when I was drinking, like when you're not drinking and you go out to that night, it's a much different animal. Oh, then you gotta tell people you're sober. That's kind of suck.

Yeah. Yeah. Because that doesn't, that's never, uh, that's never I just got bored of it. No, it's also like, the difference between men and women,

the amount of peer pressure you get to drink is like insane. Oh, yeah, dude. All of my friends are like, they come up to me and they're like, like you're relapsing tonight. Yeah. Could you imagine someone saying that? Like a girl who's like, I didn't drink because one night I went out and got date raped and this and this.

They'd be like, oh, honey, like this will come here, like whatever. We'll all stay in. And everybody's like, oh, it's going to happen again. I'm going to do it this time. And this time you're not going to survive it. It's like, all right, dude. I just want to relax. Who are your friends?

No, no, dude, like I guarantee you if one of my friends. because I know for a fact I have friends who've gotten like DUIs and then everybody's still like you don't have to cut out drinking completely just don't drive a car it's like no people are trying to but I was happy because I was in town

this weekend I had a couple sober friends and we had like a great time just we smoked a bunch of cigars one of them we ended up hanging out to like 4am he just drove us around but like had fun with it because I think the hard part is like if you just got sober it's really hard to go out but have you've been sober for years

like I have friends been sober for years and he went out with us until 4 a.m. And smoked cigarettes in the golf course at like 4. You know what I mean? because he's like, yeah, he's like, I'm sober. And the other one smokes weed, so he still had like some thing to do. But it's like, yeah, no, you just, you get sober and nicotine is just what happens.

Yeah. Oh, my God, I love it. Yeah, I think. Oh, you're sober too? I don't drink. I just smoke weed and then, but I just, I just smoke way more cigarettes now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is weird because I used to smoke way more when I would get drunk, but now.

Yeah, same. I kind of stop drinking to stop smoking cigarettes. I don't smoke cigarettes anymore, but if there's like a vape, I'll just like swallow it. I like drink the juice. Dude, I, I've thrown out so many vapes and then, like, I keep finding them. And then I'm like, I guess I'm going to be addicted to this for the rest of the day now. Especially with, like, work. It's like, dude, you hit that and your brain just firing a little bit faster.

Yeah. But then you're hitting it like every five minutes. Oh, 100%. I'm like, dude, I can't. It's like, sometimes I'm like having to hold my head. I get a headache. Like, I like the vapes, but like I just do it too much. I just have like the oral fixation.

I just can't stop. Yeah. I forget who, maybe I talked about it on this podcast. I can't remember who. I said this too, but they're always trying to figure out a way how to get kids not to vape. And stop me if I've said this before. But I think what they should do is instead of like changing the flavors and stuff, they should make it where when you pull the vape, it just goes, faggin.

We have a faggot. That's a, that's a Demetri Martin joke. Is it? Not as harsh. He said they should put balls at the end of it. That's what you put in your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I don't know because I feel like nowadays, though,

that kids would just hit it even harder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Timmy, you're a faggot. I feel like the... The answer... Clip it. Now you'd have to do the opposite. Now you'd have to have the end...

You do the vape, and it says the N word in your voice. Right. Yeah, yeah. So then now it had to be the reverse because kids are more progressive. And everyone's going to have to record them. You have to record yourself saying it to buy a vape. Yeah. Every time you hit the vape, it says you saying it.

Better be worth it. It's like, no, it's the vape, I swear. The bathrooms at a club would be like a nice... Is there a hate crime going on? This is a gay bar. It's the least progressive gay bar. No, we bought the vape's it. It says the Edward.

Someone walks into the bathroom, just Edwards. Guys, no vaping in here. They're not mad about the racism. Take that shit out. side. That would cover up. Then the other side of it is people could say at the end we're to just say it was

Yeah, it would make a smoking section very fun. Or it just, yeah, I guess the idea would be just sprays blackface on you. But yeah, that's too complicated. Turn your tongue, a different color. Like, what are other deterrent? I guess, I don't know. I always thought it would be funny if, like,

you wanted to quit smoking every time you pulled a cigarette, you just ate the whole thing. What that would do to your body? Oh, that would be really good. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't understand chew how people are just like, yeah, I just chew it and you swallow some of it, but you're not supposed to really. It's like a weird. Like, dip, it's like I've dipped before and like you're not supposed to swallow it, but you end up swallowing a little.

Like those people have been dipping for years. There's a difference between dip and chew? Yeah, yeah. So chew or chaw, I think is the same thing. It's like the longer strange, right? Yeah. Yeah, every camo wearing listener of my show is getting furious right now because I don't know the difference, but it's like a- first you mess up duck dinosaur.

Now you don't know, two or two. Hold on. They're shooting off a rocket. Let me get my gun. Dude, that would be so fun to try to shoot a rocket. That would be the... Dude, I bet you're eating good tonight. What would happen if you hit it?

Would it explode? Yeah, probably. I don't know, because those things are... What if that's what happened to the challengers? Some guys shot it and he's like, we tell nobody about this. I'm not letting a woman fly in Spain. The teacher comic corps up there in the rocket?

Yeah, critical race theory. Yeah. More like critical space theory. Don't say gay in space. I do puns. I'm a clever redneck. I'm a redneck who does puns. My favorite comedian is Michael Goode.

I'd like to imagine all these people listening to your podcast. Yeah, those fucking backwards redneck people. I have some relatives that thank you for listening. Oh, I appreciate it. Nice. Yeah. No, they don't sound that. That was more Western you guys had to go on.

Oh, sorry. That's true. Yeah, figure it out. No, they are getting rid of, though, a Splash Mountain because if it's like racist undertones, apparently. They're actually going to do that? Yeah, yeah. Because black people can't swim. No.

Splats is like, they're like, I mean, we want to ride for everybody. They just tear down all the water parks in Florida. Some of us can, yeah, okay. We're not going to. We're tired of giving out life this. Yeah. Spushman's not even that good of a ride. No, there's a lot of buildup for one splash.

You know, I loved, I've always loved it until one time I went and I got stuck on it. Disney is the worst fucking theme park. Those rides in Orlando, they shut down all. I went one time and I started having panicking. I had to take Xanax. I was just barred out at Disney for the day. I didn't mean to cut you off, but. No, I didn't have anything else for me and my girlfriend.

I was going through like a mental thing. It was back when I used to do a bunch of cocaine and then I had like sort of a little bit of a, and go to a theme. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Those were different occasions. Like, I did a bunch of Coke, like, freaked out. Like, basically, like... I'm Snowboyd.

It's going to fucking castle. Give me a dress. I'm going to be one of the princess. Where's sniffy? Where's my dwarf sniffy? But we, uh, I did a bunch of coke and then, like, just didn't sleep for days. I'm like a full, like, basically, like, psychosis, freak out. And then I went to Disney and me, my girlfriend.

We get on the carousel of progress, which is, like, a fun animatronic ride. And then it says, this ride will be 40 minutes. If you don't leave now, like, the doors will close for 40 minutes. I was like, I can't fucking do this. And then we went on a different ride. We went Buzz Lighter and I got stuck and I was just freaking out. So I just took a bunch of Xanax and just like floated through the day. Like I'm sure, but I'm sure it was like not fun for her.

Because like I remember just being on a small world just like I had no idea where I was. Like I would, I don't think I said anything for like five hours. Did you hear they're actually, they're like renovating the Buzz Light Your ride too? Really? From the new movie. See how he has like a same-sex kiss? Yeah, yeah. I think his flight attendant does.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense because at the end of the ride now, they're letting up a buzz lighter. Yeah, they're ending this boss battle where you have to fight for the approval of your father. Dude, that was my dad's favorite ride. He would like get to the theme park before our family would go. We would go like two hours after.

Dude, he would wake up at like 5 a.m. get there early to be first in line to go on Buzz Light Year. And we're like not, we're like, Dad, I guess we'll find a different way to go to Disney World. Yeah. It was crazy. He was like so into that. That's crazy. That's fucking hilarious.

But they're actually, that's what they're doing with it. No, no. I don't think they're renovating at all. I love the idea of them making more progressive. They're just painting his face black. Like that's what we want to do. Now it's more up with the time. No, it just looks like he's in blackface.

dark ear, Buzz light skinnier. Race mountain. I like Buzz light skin year. He should sing in the R&B the whole time. Girl, going to get close to you. Where do you go to this newfound comfort?

To infinity and beyond. Going to get close to you. Tonight I'm Andy and you're my Boy. I hate Disney World. Disney has taken it too far. Now with new Buzz Lightskin year. Fans are in line not sure who to shoot at, Buzz or the aliens.

The Florida cop. He's like, I don't know what happened. They said it was a shooting ride. I got it. I lost my badge on Buzz Light Year. Got here at 5 a.m. My son's gonna be real mad at me. I got here at 5 a.m.,

but Buzz Light Skinier was late. Couldn't get on the ride. What's a splash man? I don't know what the progressive reboot. I think they're just tearing it down completely. Yeah. Yeah, it's not much you can do. That sucks, though, because that's like,

it's such like a big, it's staple. They turn the country bears into the country, Winks. I want to get a few more. Yeah, it is funny too because there is like a big, like, I think Disney is like now very like LGBTQ, like friendly.

Like that's like their whole thing, right? But then there's also like the other side of it where it's like just white trash people that bring their kids to Disney. So you get like a mix of that. Yeah. But you got to maybe I say, look, maybe we, I get that we're taking out Splash Mountain. I think because there's,

It's based off something called the Song of the South or something. I don't know. Yeah. It's always funny. Sometimes these things you're like, oh, really? Is it racist? And then you watch it again, you're like, oh, yeah. And you watch, like, the original cartoon that it's like,

oh, this is wildly. Wow. Yeah. Why is there one black guy that everyone's throwing rocks at? I don't remember this. Yeah. Oh, they didn't add that? I've never seen the movie.

No, neither of I. But they, they should take it on just for that. There's just rides that people haven't seen movies. Oh, yeah. Get rid of them. Yeah, I agree completely. But they gotta have something for everybody. So they should have like the gay as possible ride.

And then like whatever the white trashy is right. When they like feed you cheeseburgers while hitting your kid. There's something. I don't know. Well, this is just a trailer. And I don't know what you do in it. You guys all sit inside of it. And yeah, I don't know.

Have sex with your fan. I don't know. I don't know. I'm really trying to think of nuanced white trash stereotypes. And there's not a lot. It's not a whole lot. Just a NASCAR experience, I think. Yeah.

They have cars. They already have cars. They have the cars experience. I think they're hitting all the marks for white tracks. They really do. Disney really does have something for everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like, even if you're just like a 21 year old,

you can just go to Epcot and get absolutely wasted. Yeah. And just like go up to like a French mine and be like, you're a fucking piece of shit. A piece of shit. You guys lost the war. I was just in Germany. And you got nothing to say about it.

like my opinion. I was like, why don't we go back in time over here? I think it used to be like it really used to be white trash but I think white trash is now they're going more universal and like bush gardens and stuff

because now Disney seems to be like immigrants. Like, uh, like, because that there's always, you always see like a Hispanic kid on a leash with heelies. Yeah. It's almost like he's trying to healie away and his mom just kind of jerks him back. That was,

like just not. I remember one time when I was a kid, somebody's like, yeah, no, every time I go to Disney, I just see a bunch of Hispanic kids, half them are on wheelies, like the, if the 13 and up, and then below that, they got like a, like a SpongeBob backpack that has a leash attached to it. And then I went one time, I was like, counted about 90 of them. That's insane. That'd be funny if, like, their parents didn't want to put them on leashes, but the people at Disney, like, hold up like a pantone, like color thing. Happens all the time. The white trash riders, you just catch them and deport them back.

The ISIS experience. Yeah, this is the real carousel of progress. Yeah, there's a, what is it? Yeah, they have everything on ice now, right? Like, yeah, they do like Disney on ice. They do like, I'm fucking... I've never seen anything on ice. No.

They should do porn on ice. Oh, that would be. You go like a hockey arena. There's just people doing like incredible acrobatics naked. And then just bang. Yeah, that would be incredible. That might be the only thing that's not on porn up. True.

I think that's illegal. The only issue would be the tiny testicles. Oh, yeah. The only issue would be having the male figure skater want to have sex with a woman. Yeah. I'd say straight. You only have one genre of figure skating porn. It would be straight women watching gay dudes fuck.

They're doing that spin and there's, come just freezing as it hits the eyes. Oh, that'd be amazing. He just turns into like little like beads almost. So the guy slips on it like a home alone trap. Yeah, pearls. Just slices his cock off with the blade of the...

Yeah, and that's where it could go bad. Yeah. Is the... Once you involve blades... And penises out in the same place. Yeah, penises and balls. Because there's just a lot of appendages. Yeah, maybe...

Yeah, that's probably why they're so tight the suits. Yeah. Keep your wean from getting cut off. Keep the wing in that. I can't ice skate. I really, I can't even. I can't roller skate. We're from Florida.

That's like reasonable to not. Yeah. Can you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have, you must have great balance.

I feel like you have good balance. See, I got, I had incredible balance as a kid. I had a really good balance as a kid. And then I got fat and realized I just couldn't. Like, there was like a full year of my life where I tried like 30 things.

I couldn't walk. So many things. I was like, I was like, of course I can go indoor rock climbing. And I couldn't. Like my girlfriend's sorority, they had like a competition. And I was like, I'll choose a rock climbing wall

because I'm like really good at it. And I didn't realize I've been drinking beer for like five years and eating like just garbage food. And it gets to me, it's like a charity fundraiser, probably like stop domestic violence or something. And then I just, I can't climb up the water. I'm so hung over.

And I got up like the whole, just the whole my fraternity, just everybody's staring at me, just like sweat and like not even get off the ground. And it was a sad. There's a guy with his wife. And the wife's crying. he better climb that one I'm a hit her if you don't climb I'm faster boy

The keys to your sister's house Or on the top of the wall It's like a saw thing You have to grab the keys from the top The top is a phone You can call your mother and complain Yeah But I tried

Dude I tried fucking like It was funny because I bragged my girlfriend I could do all these things. And I just got fat in college and couldn't do any of them. I was like, yeah, I totally know how to surf.

Tried surfing and couldn't do it. Wait, did you say that without ever surfing before? No, I surf for years. I used to be able to surf all the time. I served in Costa Rica. That's about it.

We used to go to the beach. We usually had nobody heard about it. Nobody saw me, but I tipped off. I've no evidence up, but I did it. My friends do that now where they'll be like, like, one of my friends was pissed

the other day because another one was like, they were talking about a football player and the one guy's like, well, as the fastest guy in the room, I would say, and then my friend's like, what the fuck are you talking about? You're not the, so they're like arguing about who's faster, but both of them know that they're like too out of shape and stuff to really want to run. So they're like, wait, are we going to race at 28 years old?

Yeah. Like half drunk. It's so funny. Yeah. You always get hurt. You always get hurt trying to prove to your friends that you're doing. Dude, every time there's a video of two people racing and like they look at a shape. One of them, like, their knee blows out, like, halfway through.

So I, so for the radio station, we did this, back at the beginning of the summer, we did kickoff to the summer. And one of the shows, like, we did all the radio shows, like, live on the beach. And they wanted to do, like, a race because one of the hosts was like, the other host is like fat and, like, lazy. And he's like, like, a piece of shit. So they got three winners to do the race with them. And they're like, get it all started. They're doing it on the street. And they're running and everything's fine. And this one kid is, like, winning. And he's, like, beaten this other guy. And he's like this fatter kid. But he's winning. He turns back to see how much further.

ahead he is and then he completely falls and I'm looking at him like POV like I'm dead set with his face as it bounces off the pavement and he had like this big chunk out of his nose it was like the most gnarly shit I'd ever seen I've never seen someone's like body like bounce like a face like his face

concrete is great when you see someone just like can you just hear their head go and it just bounces off that's a great part of any adult it's like I don't do anything where I end up falling on concrete when you're a kid it's like you're constantly just falling on shit Because you're like, let me jump over this fucking thing. And then you just get injured so bad.

Yeah, you always, they're always like, you know, this inspires kids do that. You know, we got to be, but all of the superhero movies just inspire kids to, like, jump off shit. Like, I saw Batman and probably got so many injuries because I was like, I'm going to do a backflip off this tree now. Use my hoodie as wings. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I try to fight criminals as child. That's a great idea. I always idolize Spider-Man, though, so I would just hit the books. allow my uncle to die yeah my dad's right over there I'd be a shame if something happened to him I gotta get it

what's even I don't know the Marvel thing is so funny they're like I keep you in these Facebook updates and it's just like a picture of like 10 people like I saw I think the CEO of Marvel is like we're gonna put every single in the next Marvel movie we're putting every single person. I'm like, this is, it's too, it's too much now. It's like Pokemon now. There's like way

too many. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once they got to the fifth Pokemon, they're like, I'm like, okay, black Pokemon. Not in my neighborhood. No, but it's like, whatever it's, just kidding. Whatever you see, whatever you see, like a new barbel, it's, there's, there's,

what do that mean, Patty? Because, no, I get it. Yeah. It was just a silly joke. Um, but, uh, We're far enough in the episode at this point. Yeah, we're sitting on laundry. We don't think anyone thought we had highbrow humor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We can get to silly joke time. But, yeah, it's like, if you like any of the Marvel character, who likes all of them in the same? You know what I mean? It's like, everybody has, like, their ones they like, right? Everybody's like, well, I'm a big Spider-Man fan. If you put 400 superheroes in it, you're going to be happy for like 30 seconds. Like, they're going to have like, there's Spider-Man.

And then you're like, all right, the rest of this movie's going to be. Yeah, it's just a lot of lip service. The last one had to have most of them dead for most of the movie. That's the only way they could do it. Yeah, we have to cut out half of them. So who is dead right now? Iron Man is dead. And Captain America's old.

And Captain America is old. And he's like quitting being Captain America. And then I think if you take the Sony one too, I guess, then Professor X is dead. But then they're bringing Wolverine back or something. I don't know. So they're in Marvel.

Yeah, but they just, they never merged them with MCU because like Sony on the rights or something. I don't know. Okay. I think they bought Fox. Disney owns the Fox superheroes again. So it's like that's how they got the X-Men.

It's so, it's gonna be so weird because like everyone is just buying everyone constantly. So like these people are just gonna keep transferring through. Like pretty soon like you're gonna be watching a Marvel movie and then like Tony Sopranos gonna walk in. I wanna share a crime going on me. I swear I got nothing to do with it.

Like Tony Sopranos. Garfield, give me that lasagna. Like who's in this movie? Why are there all these movies? Bruce Will has sold his AI. right. So Bruce Willis is going to be movies forever. That's so cool. Yeah, dude. That's, that's, like, really smart.

Yeah, yeah. Because, like, now he's just going to be, like, idolized as this is crazy. But I wonder what's going to happen. They can put him in anything. He's just getting fucked by, like, a horse. On ice. Come out to the Christmas party. It'll be a good time.

Now I'm getting fucked by a horse. I'm Bruce Willis. I signed off on this. I'm Bruce Willis. of the daily wire. This is what I had in mine. That's crazy. I didn't know you can do that.

How do they get the... I like the idea, by the way, of them getting the horse and giant skates to fuck a man on ice. You just got to kind of like push him. A horse on skates fucking Bruce Willis on ice. If the horse can figure out how to get over there

and fuck Bruce was, I think he's allowed to. Yeah. I just like the idea of putting four skates, like having four skates in the shapes of hoo. Yeah, that's hilarious. These are like big and clunky. And it's just like... Because...

I would also like to see a horse cock on ice when it's cold and be like, see, it's not that bad. Just loose. Like when people throw the squid. What the fuck is that? Front of horse. I hate the lightning.

Is that what happened to donkey shows? Do they use a condom for donkey shows? I do not have to be. That's what they slingshot of you, like a t-shirt gunned, filled with gum. My daughter! No, my kid was trying to catch it. Some douchebag middle-age guy grabs your kids thing. Give it to a kid!

That's why they come for the game! Where do they do those shows? Mexico, exclusively, apparently. I'd go. No, I would go, too. It's a woman getting fucked by a donkey. Not like, I think the donkey, I don't think he's having a horrible time. I don't know.

If I got there and it's sad, I would leave, but I don't think my four pesos I don't think the woman's having a great time either. No, no, but I think she agreed to it. I don't think it's, yeah. Yeah, it's definitely not against her will. Yeah, I'm hoping not. Hey, if she looks like...

It's definitely like, no, this is what I like. No, no, I think it's just a good market. I think she gets... No, she does. She probably gets half the door. Yeah. Yeah, because if you don't have her, there's no show. Right. Yeah. Without her, yeah. And also, you're right,

the donkey, because like, think of, You're either, if you're a donkey, right? If your life is being a donkey, you're either like carrying people across the border illegally. Or you're fucking white women. Or I think it's Hispanic women. But they're hot.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. And I also think it's like, they probably think we're like, the opener. Hi, I'm James Donlon. I'm starting with a dog. I'm going to fuck a posser.

And he was like, I actually, I liked you better than the headliner. Oh, thank you. Just holding a little boss. You get down here like, all right, you can follow me on Instagram. I'm selling towel. Deep hole. Do you think the doggy just has a QR code shaved into his hats? Branded on it.

It's Benmo. But I was like, because we give them food, they probably see humans as like gods in a way. So, like, their mind is probably like, you know, getting fucked by humans horrible, but fucking one's probably like, I assume majestic for them. Yeah, I would definitely get fucked by God. Yeah. Yeah. Or, wait. Oh, well, he actually, the donkey gets to fuck God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. That's crazy. He probably has a power complex. You think he goes to the other donkeys and, like, thinks he's better than that because he's like. Yeah, that's probably true. Or maybe they keep him separate. He's like the Oracle donkey. Yeah, yeah.

Go to him for advice. It's just like a smoky cave. He's got like white eyes. Nestor the long-year donkey told me in a past life. I wonder what your vision's like. Is their eyes on the side of their head? So maybe it's a blind spot and the donkey doesn't even know it's fucking a woman. He's like, holy shit, this is a hot donkey.

This tiniest donkey I've ever fucked. This donkey smells great. Usually they smell like shit. Usually they smell like me. Wow, there's a lot. lot of people here. Whoa. Do you think they throw a hay

out of the donkey to give it like a tip? How do you tip the donkey? Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I'm just saying my ideas. Yeah, I wonder if donkey... I might go down to Mexico one the most morally. Right.

Or one of those moral donkey shoes. I'm trying to think of some kind of joke about pin the tail on donkey. You got it. Dude, you got it. The donkey is kind of pinning his... I hate when you have two ideas You don't know how to fucking match him up.

I know there's something in this. Yeah. Usually, I feel like the best jokes just are like right there. Yeah. And the ones where you're like, oh, let me just fucking meld this together. Like they never end up working. No, yeah, yeah. I also have a cockfight.

I have mixed feelings about that. I think dog fights where I draw the line. I would just never want to watch that. Yeah, a cockfight, I've heard it gets crazy. I've heard they attach like what's it called like blades to like their fingers or something like that. Yeah, they're turning him into like it's basically like you've watched a robot. fights on like, what's it called? You got like a buzz song.

Battlebots, battlecocks. Yeah, yeah, his arm's just like a fucking fork or something. That would be six. Somebody just duct tapes a fucking gun. Like, all right, that's not fair. There's a turn on him. Laser sight. Yeah.

That would be sweet. Just like a scope that comes down. Dude, if they like biologically enhance the chickens. Yeah, like they like, like cyborg chickens to fight each other. Like that could be. a good idea. That could stop war. Like, we'll have the Russian chicken, fight the U.S.

chicken. Yeah, whoever wins that. That's like what you see in like a video, you know when they make like a video game about the future? And they're like, yeah, it's going to be robot chickens fighting each other. Yeah. And then like meanwhile, like, no, it's just like we're all underwater and like at peace. That's the real future. Like they're always like, no, no, no, it's going to be sick. Everyone's going to have a gun with a knife. Just killing everyone. Yeah. It is, it is a really sad. Yeah, everything's sad. I don't know why I even look up the news. I don't know.

I really do worry that we're just going to get nuked randomly. But I'm trying to use that. The problem is I'm keeping down the back of my mind too much. I'm like, whatever. I'll get fucking wasted because we're going to get nuked tomorrow. And it's just never going to happen. And then I'm just going to ruin my life. You'll be 85.

Yeah. It's a good excuse. I think I literally got ice cream the other night because I was like, I mean, what if we just get nuked? And I'm like, I'm just not an excuse for me to eat gar. If anything, it's a good reason not to try being gay. Why? That we're going to get new.

Because it's like, if we're going to die any day, why try to be gay one time and then potentially go to hell forever? Right. Yeah. That is interesting because homosexuality is against the Bible. But what if you were like, I wasn't even into it. You talk about I was curious. I was teaching him a lesson.

Yeah. I've heard from somebody, though, it's basically... He's teaching him a lesson about getting a vaccine for AIDS. Yeah. I gave a cake I AIDS. That is like a... I don't know where you come with that one. I don't know either.

There is a lot of Bible verses out there. Yeah, the man stoned his son to death. And then like, you know, it's like some weird complicated. It's just a metaphor for AIDS. Yeah. But it is, it is, somebody who's telling me the translations basically said like not to fuck kids, but it's just lost in translation. Oh, okay. Like boy kids.

But I guess it probably doesn't say don't fuck girl kids. I love how the Catholic Church is like, no, that's probably. Probably not what it means. That'd be a funny. And Catholic Church is like, no, it's actually against two grown men having sex. So men and the child, completely cool.

Yeah, it's funny how just massive amounts of that there is out there. Kid fucking? Yeah, in the Catholicism thing. I was an altar boy. Oh, really? Yeah, an altar boy. Nothing happened.

Now, everyone I know who was an altar server, like never had anything. Or they didn't speak about it. Yeah, or they didn't speak about it because it is kind of a thing you don't want, you know, written on your chest. They live in Boston. Seems like it all happened in Boston. You ever watch Spotlight? No, but I've,

I, dude, this is how much of, like, I will not watch that movie, because I, like, refuse to, like, believe that it actually... What? Why? I believe that it happened, but I, like, I don't want to know about it. Okay. I'm, like, I'm that kind of, like, because I was, like, raised Catholic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like... See, I'm the opposite. I go deep into religion, I'm, like, I'll look of reasons why the Bible is, like, faked because I'm curious about it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I guess I was just so religious as a kid. I'm like, like, if I accept the fact that there was, you know, all of this stuff going on, which I know there is. Or also that like, like, whatever, I don't know. It just feels like my whole childhood was just, like, a fraud and a waste of time.

Yeah, but it's not like your priest was necessarily doing it. You know what I mean? No, but he did get accused of it. Oh, really? Yeah. But this is what happened. He got accused of it. Then he died, like, three weeks later.

And then afterward they were like, oh, yeah. Yeah, actually, it wasn't him. It was a different guy. Oh, it was the Michael Jackson thing. They're just like, actually, he was phenomenal at singing. Really? So he, like, died thinking that everyone thought he was a pal-up. Yeah.

Isn't that sad? His name was, I'm not going to say it. Yeah, I'll say his name. But he's got a funny name. What's his name? No way. That's good to pick up with the mic, by the way. You did say a fart up away.

You said it away from your mic and into my mic. Name me the Father of the Santa in the Holy Spirit. Put your potato. dose in my mouth. I don't know why. I love just doing the voice of like a... Come over and kiss the blarney stuff. All my priests were Indian. Really? Oh, I'm going to spill a pot of soup right on your forehead. I'm not going to do that accent. I'm not going to do my

pre-sex accent. We had some Haitian ones. So to be fair, if we go to church, I couldn't understand anything. Because there was a guy like, I don't know how to do a Haitian accent, but it'd be like, in the Bible. That's more African. Indy Bible. No, no. Haitians like French. So like, I don't know to do a French accent. In the bubble. Yeah.

But it's different. It's like French mixed with like, yeah. Oh. He did earthquake. Destroy our island. Destroy our island. Oh, we will.

Send us requests for relief. Just being so confused. What is Haiti? Yeah. I thought they were chill there. Not dependent, but I can't do the accent. I had no idea Haiti existed until it like exploded from an earthquake. Right.

Yeah. Not a horrible place. I bet. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I went for five days, like a mission trip. Brought some shoes.

We tried to start a Boy Scout troop there. I don't know if we're still doing it. But, yeah. Those are the people who murdered the president now. You trained a militia. We were inspired by you, Michael. Our favorite podcast is born and good. With our matchbox cars and our duct tape wallets,

we have successfully taken down the democracy that once was 80. That's a, dude, I, The problem is, like, there was this guy on, um, uh, I followed this, like, because I followed a bunch of random accounts. And I followed this one guy in Africa. And he, um, he'll post on stuff. He's like, does anybody care? You know, does anybody?

And I was like, hey, man. Like, I really care about what's going on. You know, I, I wish, you know, I could help out. And he goes, can you send me like a bunch of money? Because, like, my brother's, like, dying in the hospital. And then I was like, ah, nah, I just, I don't know if this is a scam. But I was like, in my mind, I was like, let me try to do something positive by, like, some kind words.

And he's just like, please. please. And then he's like, but I still follow the guy on the Facebook. So every day he says my brother, it's definitely like a scam. Because it's like, it's been a different brother in different pictures. And I'm like, look, I can tell black people part. Okay. Like I'm trying to like, come on. Like it's, yeah. But scammers in other countries aren't prepared for how Americans are becoming more aware and like more woke over time. Yeah. He's just posting like different pictures of like injured children in Africa. And it's like, please help my brother. He posts a a picture of Obama.

He ran out of black guys He knew. Michelle Obama. He said my brother who's totally a guy. That's a big, what's it called, right?

Conspiracy with you. Yeah. Yeah. That's the funniest thing. That's the best one. That wouldn't change anything about history. Yeah.

Literally nothing. That would affect nothing. And you know what it is? It's like built on like the fabric that like people were literally pissed for years that she changed the lunches in school. Yeah. Yeah.

That's literally the only thing she did that everyone's like, fuck this bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a fucking man. Only a man could cook food this bad. She made them like healthier, right? Or something like that? I saw no change.

Yeah, there was really, it was like a slightly better portion control. Yeah, a lot. Pizza and milk. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, they used to have breakfast pizza. I would have breakfast pizza and then lunch pizza. I was talking to a guy who was trying to tell me that did.

They're putting stuff to make us gay in the food. Like they're putting something in it to make all the kids gay or something. Really? Yeah. Is your friend Alex Jones? By the way, it's so funny because like, obviously, like, the Jew stuff is where I started.

It took me a second to get off Kanye. Like the Jew stuff was like, all right, this guy's probably lost it. It took a while though. Because I'm not like a Trump guy, but I was like, hey, maybe he's just a supporter of him. Who cares? Yeah, who am I?

Because it does bug me when white people are like, oh, this guy's now. They'll basically call like a black guy. black guy and Uncle Tom. I'm like, that's more racist. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And I was like, let's see what he has to say. And then he's like, the Jews. And I was like, all right, you know, he's probably losing his mind. But then he starts going off Hitler. I'm like, you know, maybe he's

talking about a different hitler. My mind gets so easy to defend Kanye. Then I'm like, and then I watched that and I was like, yeah, there's no. Yeah. Dude, it's really funny because like when I do my like news from bed stuff, I'll post a clip about Kanye, like with a joke about Kanye.

And those always bring these people out of the woodwork who are just like, you know, Kanye is just a misunderstood guy. Like he loves never. Like always. Like tons of people come out and comment on them. Like they really think like and like listening to the quote I under like first of all, let me clearly say it was very clearly anti-Semitic.

Oh yeah. Let me clearly say I love graduation. Yeah. But I let me. Listen, I just see both sides of this. But I honestly don't think Kanye meant for it to come out totally that way. No. I think he did.

I think he's the opposite. I think he's such a contrarian that he wants to say something crazy. Because like what he said was, so I almost think saying I like Hitler is worse than saying I love Hitler. Because technically, if you're a Christian, you're supposed to love all children of God. Like if you ask a priest, you'd say, I love all children of God. Or like even a Buddhist would probably say, I'm not sure about Buddhists, but a lot of religions would say you're supposed to love everybody, no matter how atrocious they are. But liking someone's a little bit, you know what I'm like. So I think, and then he eventually got to that. But then he also was like, I think he did a lot of,

and he's like, we got to stop putting the word evil next to Nazi. I'm like, all right, that's pretty. He's like, but evil next to Jew is cool. You're like, I don't know. Yeah, to be fair, I didn't listen at all. The only clip I heard. That's the hardest part is you have to literally tune in and it's wiped for it. Like, Info Wars streams and then he doesn't like put it in like a different thing.

So it's like, you have to tune in and then. Right. I just saw clips on Twitter, but I saw him say like he's a child of God, like whatever. There is something, everyone has good in them or whatever. And I'm like, okay, like, I don't. feel that way. Yeah, yeah. But I might, like, through, like, the

fog that is his brain of Christian, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of whatever, I could maybe see where he's trying to... Because technically, Jesus did say love your enemies. Right. Yeah. I'm talking to you, Jews, you better start love in Hitler. I'm just kidding.

Yeah. You want to make it to heaven? You better love Hitler. No, because it's like... It's, uh, I like that I try to, I try it all around after that. I'm like, Jews should love Hitler. Anyways, what was that?

No. Yeah, but it's like he... And then he starts just going off and he's like, yeah, no, they did a lot of great. It's like, dude, he just purposely is trying to like ignite that. You know what I mean? And he's just saying nonsense too. Like, Hitler did not invent the microphone. You know what I mean?

Right. There's like nowhere. It's the only. Hold on. Yeah. People are going to. To me, it's crazy. Everybody who's progressive just stops using microphones now.

They just start yelling. Yeah. It is crazy how well, like him, like Elon Musk is another one. and like Trump obviously, like all of these people know exactly how to get like onto the very front page of the news. Oh yeah. Like anytime they want and they can stay like that's like he's probably just, what is he releasing a new album soon or something? That's probably what he's doing. You know it's fun to?

I for hours of a podcast, not hours. I did a podcast episode like a month ago where I was talking about how symmetrically a swastika looks cool. Symmetrically. Like just the angles looks cool. Like let's say it was just the Hindu sign of piece and didn't represent it. It looked cool. And then I was like, symmetrically, the Star of David looks cool.

And then we were joking like, what about you put in a Swelred David? That looks symmetrical. And then now that's what he got kicked off Twitter for. And I was like, ooh, yeah, that's a look good. It's like, I got this idea for my favorite podcast. Listen to the morning good podcast.

I learned everything from there. You should change the cover here thing. You with the sock over the head? That was the funniest thing ever is to see Alex Jones gets so uncomfortable. That was nuts. You're like, what the fuck?

Because he was like, he's like, all right, you don't actually, because like Alice Jones is like, he's crazy, but he's like also like, he calls like the vaccines, Hitler.

So like he's clearly not a Hitler guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, you don't actually think there, right? It's so funny to see him to be like, uh, okay, literally Alchoich.

I think we got a commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're right when they go to commercial and he goes, I love Hitler. Like he literally says it like last minute just to like,

yeah, I think it's like he's definitely crazy. but then I think he all the problem is like when you combine the craziness with also being an anti-semitic because he's clearly anti-Semitic like if he just did this Hitler stuff it would be it would be viewed at separately you'd be like you're just being a contrarian like he almost

named the album N-words in Paris and he was going to have every track have the N-word in it because he goes I want everybody to deal because I want everybody everybody to say the N-word every time they say because he's just so contrarian so I'm like if he just did the Hitler stuff to be one thing but then for weeks to

talk about how you have a problem with the Jews and then get into Hitler stuff. You're like, it, it, yeah. Not that either of them are good, but you're like, you could, you could angle, like, like, uh, there's guys from like the sex pistol. I'm, maybe mixing the sex pistols up with the Ramones,

but like, they would wear like swastikas in like, uh, yeah, you know, like, it was, like, a great, it's a horrible thing to do, but like, their whole thing was to be, like, contrarian. Like, Marilyn Manson would, like, dress up like Hitler. Right. Just to be like, eh, I'm edgy, you know what I mean? But if he also was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. yeah, but if he was also like, yeah, and the Jews suck. You're like, all right, well, this takes it, he'll do. It was like a time, I think, where people thought... I'm defending neither. Let me just say one more time. I'm defending... Yeah, we know what you like. No, no, no, no, I don't defend Hitler or Kanye or anybody.

It does seem like, yeah, like, there was a time where people thought that we were heading in that direction where, like, even, like, this sounds crazy. It was like, there was a time where there was a conversation that, like, the N-word would either go away or everyone would just start saying. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Or it's like, you know, specific things like those sort, like, oh, you can wear a Nazi thing. and it is like tongue and cheek, but like...

Yeah, yeah. Like, after Trump, America's just like on level 10. The problem is, uh, you know, using the N-word, you're ready for this analogy? Using the N-word is like a crying baby. Like, people want... You have to let the baby cry. You have to let it to stop crying.

But don't get mad at me for punching. If you... If you're just like trying to shush the baby and trying to shake it, do whatever, the baby's going to keep crying. You have to let me. let the baby cry. You have to let everyone use the N word until

people are tired of, until it's not funny or fun or whatever to use it anymore. Not saying that it is funny or fun. But you say that people saying it think that it's funny or fun. Exactly. Until like people are like, okay, I'm over this. Because the more you restrict something, the more everyone is going

to want to do it. Yeah, well, objectively you say don't do this. People want to do it. That's why, I think that's part of the reason Kanye is like going this extreme with it. Because he's like, how can I piss off the most? He's going to say I love Hitler. Because as a black guy, he can't say the N-word. Yeah.

Because it doesn't phase anybody. So he has to go, what's the next level? He goes, I have to be. Right. And say Elon Musk is Chinese. Did you see that? I was new, right? Yeah.

He's like, he's a genetic hybrid from the future. That's so funny. Yeah, he's definitely out of his fucking mind. Someone's that he's trying to become unfamous. Like, that's like the whole thing is that he doesn't want to be famous anymore. Well, he's doing a pretty poor job. Yeah, yeah. He's becoming the front page thing.

That's like the Shialabuff thing when he, like, put a bag on his head and it just said, I'm not famous anymore. Yeah, it's like, now everybody's going to watch. Yeah, dude. You're pretty famous. You watch the Kanye genius documentary on Netflix? No. So it's like three parts, part one and two are beautiful.

It's like all this old footage from Kanye making. I watched it. It got so boring. Oh, really? I would have continued watching it. But it just, like it, I was like 30 minutes in and then I had to do something else. But yeah. No, I get it.

I thought, uh, I love the part one and two, but part three, that's when I kind of cut Kanye out of my life. Because I was like, oh, this is a different, like, he's not, he's reached a level. And he, like, there's people in that part three of that documentary, like, talking to him. And it's just nothing's coming through. Like, the guy is just, there's something off. Like, I don't care about his music. He's not, he doesn't even write or produce any of the stuff anymore.

Really? Yeah, dude. Like, he just has a whole team now. Like, yeah, he, like, orchestrates it all. But, like, Drake wrote a bunch of the verses for him. Like, all this stuff started coming out where it's like, all right, man. Well, like, you haven't really been making music for probably, like, eight years. Like, you kind of orchestrate and put your, wait.

Also, what is Drake's comment? Because Drake's Jewish. I don't have any idea. I would love to see that sit down happen. Yeah. Yeah, I'm curious as to what that would be. Because it's so funny, because I tuned in, I'm like, all right, let's see Kanye and Alex Jones. And I was like, this is fun.

And I'm like, this is sad. It was such a, it was such a fucking, it was funny because he took like a net. There's one point he had like a net and like a Yahoo bottle. He's like, I'm net. I'm net. And I'm Yahoo. And you're like, it was kind of funny. But then you're like, this. guy is wildly crazy

and also not funny. It was just like a spooky, you know, creepy way he was doing things. I'm like, this is just kind of mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, dude, that's a Halloween costume. Kanye West. Kanye West with the like thing. The net and the Yahoo.

Yeah, you who or whatever. Yeah, but it's like, it's like I don't think, I think like he did the Hitler thing because there's nothing he could say like he already said four weeks ago that George Floyd died of a fentany all overdoze, which that's the most offensive thing, maybe that you can take the

black community. It's also like, he's just kind of recycling old things, too. That was like the first thing that came out. They're like, no, that guy's knee on his neck for 10 minutes, didn't kill him. Yeah, yeah. It was the fact that he did fentanyl. Yeah, yeah. And the same, I mean, and Hitler is how many years ago now

and how many Jews ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple. Six million. Now he can only go the other side and be like, I think Pontius pilot was right for killing Jesus. You know, that's the only. Yeah. He just takes every worst opinion for us.

We shouldn't have done D-Day, honestly. Alexander the Great. We're like Alexander the not so. It's just getting actually less offensive

because we're out detached from history. Cleopatra was a bitch. I heard she got in car accident. Yeah. I just had a picture where she looks hidey.

No. Is it like an AI thing? Yeah. so bad. Why would they do? Of course they looked horrible. Yeah, everybody looked gross. Everybody looked gross. Yeah, yeah, it was there was no way anybody had good teeth back then. No. Like, even if

like, every time they like remake something from like the old days, like I'm like, everyone didn't definitely didn't look like that either. Like, like I think there must have been a time like around like the 70s or 80s where like hot people were just fucking and then having kids. Like, because we got like hot pretty quick. You ever watch like a like a retro porn?

And you're like, who are these disgusting people? They're like goblin They're like a different species of people Covered in hair Yeah yeah See I don't mind the hair thing But it's like the the blowout looks just so gross And then just like

Then the makeup looks horrible Also just the features on women Have changed so quickly Yeah yeah That's got to because of food Like shit we stick in food right Maybe Because like in the 70s

Like everyone was like pencil thin And that was like Yeah yeah A female body And now There's like pictures of fat people back then, honestly. Yeah, but it's also weird things.

The 50s, like, the 50s, like, it got- Yeah, fat people just didn't show up in photos. Not the technology. The new flash wasn't invented until. It was either that or people were like... Go put garlic narrow. Like, what? Either that or people were like, let's take one without the fat. You can hold, like, you know, your arms are big to hold it again.

But it's funny because it changed. So, like, the 50s, like, Marilyn Monroe was kind of like thicker. And so we're like the guys, like, you look like, I'm gonna say 50 to like, like, 65. You look like Adam West. He looked kind of fat in some of those Batman things. You know what I mean? There was a thicker, like the, there's that family guy, like the out of shape and shape, tough guy from the 1940s.

He's like, yeah, I was lappie. That was the thing. But then the 70s, seems like everybody was his thing. You know what? Cocaine. That's answer to that question. Probably. Probably. I was like, why does everybody in the late 70s, early 80s? I think like, cocaine and cigarettes. Yeah. Nutrition was definitely more of a thing. Like, just understanding what your

body is. You say that, but they did cigarettes and cocaine. Yeah. But The 80s That plus vegetables You have a hot ass Your plate was like chicken Vegetables Mashed potatoes

And then like cigarettes And like A glass of whiskey Yeah That would keep you thin For sure How you get fat Yeah

Yeah But then Then it's like all the Whatever shit that they pump into chicken and stuff Now everyone's got a big ass I will say this though Dude fat kids don't exist

Fat teenagers don't exist I haven't seen a single fat teenager In New York City Well New York City Well New York City city. But if you go outside of New York City, everyone is fat, dude. Oh, really?

Outside of a... Yeah, because everyone's just walking around. I see, like, little kids that are fat. I see, like, grown adults that are fat. But, like, I see all the, like, teenagers that are down the street. And every, like, inner city kid is, like, very thin. It's probably because, uh, I don't know, any kid I see out and about, like, doesn't have a good home.

You probably just malnourced. Because I'm like, oh, the kids are out at four and. They're outside because they're looking for food. Yeah. Scrouching around. Uh, we're about to wrap up, though. What do you guys want to promote? Oh, hell yeah.

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