MORNING KOMBAT WITH LUKE THOMAS AND BRIAN CAMPBELL - Morning Kombat: 2025 Recap, Year-End Awards & 2026 Predictions
Episode Date: December 29, 2025LT and BC wrap up the year that was in combat sports. First, they'll recap Naoya Inoue's UD victory over David Picasso this weekend, before looking back at their predictions from the end of 2024. The ...guys will then give their 2026 predictions, as well as end of year awards. Lastly, they'll dive into your DMs and HYSTS?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Monday, December 29th of the 25th, Merry Christmas to everybody.
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It is Luke Franklin Thomas.
Yes, Luke. Merry Christmas to you.
How's everything, bro?
Felice Navidad.
Felice Navidad.
Hello to everyone.
I am today coming to you live,
this as you can see, his artwork,
from Uncle Pepe's office
here in a town outside of Bogota, Columbia.
Dude, dude, Pipe has used his pipe hay in that office many times, and you know it, okay?
You know it.
It seems like a tranquil workplace, but I didn't put a black light in here first.
So, you know, I have to guess.
You are setting a record for most episodes done in different Colombian locations on a single trip.
Well, here's the good and bad news.
The good news is this is a wonderful place.
The bad news is the internet here can be a challenge.
Now, it does exist in good places, but it's not like, you know, in America, I do it just you just take gigabit speeds for granted.
Yeah.
You can't quite do that here.
So in this office, it's fine.
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But, yeah, it can be a challenge to find the right place.
All right.
Well, I'm very happy that you have stuck it out.
You could have stayed on vacation and I could be here alone touching myself.
But I appreciate you joining me on this goodbye tour, Luke.
We have a loaded episode today.
And absolutely, in fact, they put a gun to my head and said, B.C.
If we don't get out of here in under two hours,
you're off the show for good.
Try me.
Actually, it wasn't too far from that.
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got dick down, Aljo style.
Wow.
So here's what I want to say.
We have a great show for you today.
A quick look at the latest news.
We're going to look back on our 2025 predictions,
make predictions for 26, hand out awards,
go through your DMs,
and pick through the kernels of my shit in two hours or less.
Is that even possible?
We're going to have to touch and go here a little bit, B.C., kind of like you and a, well, actually, I don't want to make that joke.
Like Mike Bonn on a 747, right?
Yeah, touch and I'm out, smashing grab.
That's it.
But thank you to everybody for joining us.
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Let's say hello, the third member of our team.
He's a Bong enthusiast, director, producer.
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a horned up dad about three decades ago, but
we don't talk about that. It's Luke Nocita, yeah.
What's up, boys? Hope you had a good Christmas.
Hope the donks had a good Christmas.
Looking forward to our award show today. How are you
guys feeling? Great.
I mean, that's a weird question,
but okay, just fine.
Yes. Luke, your beard is looking extra
Papa Noel. No, not Luke Nosea.
Nocita, how did the family go?
did you did was your dad fired up you had a good time you didn't smoke any family joints i'm not going to lie but uh we did have a good time we did get lit we were drinking some tequila drink you know how that goes you know it's three a m and you got to go but you know there's only one tequila by the way that invented tequila it was square bo by the way uh you can't like follow subscribe to the show tell your friends about it the show ain't dying by the way okay this thing is a machine that can't be stopped i'm sure they'll appear at the bottom of the screen eventually these handles follow our
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All right, let's get right into it.
A bit of unfortunate breaking news.
right off the top of the telecast by way of Nigeria where a former two-time heavyweight
champion Anthony Joshua was involved in an automobile accident involving two cars, five humans,
in which two perished with Joshua exiting with what is being deemed as minor injuries.
But the pictures and the videos are somewhat alarming if we can throw to that here as it's
getting picked up all around the nation, all around the country, excuse me, in the world.
here's video of the accident scene it took a long time for the authorities and the medical response to get there crowds piled around a shirtless AJ as he was removed from the vehicle
as we mentioned two people died in the accident a very sad breakdown of events Luke Thomas I don't know how you would react to this but wow wow
I'm not sure what to say I don't know if there's a big takeaway other than thank goodness well I mean I realize that two
people perish, but to the extent that anyone lived in this accident, that is obviously good.
I certainly hope that AJ is okay, obviously condolences to the victims and their families.
I would just say, B.C., you know, man, you know, maybe he'll be fine, maybe this is no big deal.
We're just kind of reacting in the moment, but like last week, he was kind of on top of the world,
and then here this week, you know, what appears to be, what appears to be a near-death experience,
life can be quite fragile and quite short.
So let's just hope for the best.
Yeah, well said.
Shout out to Anthony Joshua and everybody affected by that accident.
Not great news to wake up to on this Monday morning.
We also over the weekend had the final major combat sports card event,
unless I'm missing any of New Year's Eve bowl.
Yeah, Ryzen starts, I think, tomorrow night.
All right.
Shout out to Ryzen, just the same here.
But it was boxing on Saturday as the ring.
I believe it was Ring 5 was the name of the event.
It went down in Saudi Arabia, and it was headlined by a pair of Japanese superstars who were on a collision course to face one another this spring.
Of course, in the main event, your pound for pound king, or at least he's right around number one with Terrence Crawford's retirement.
He may have retaken it.
Now, Iowa, Inouye defended his undisputed 122-pound championship by outpointing unbeaten Mexican David Picasso over 12 rounds.
A new way was disappointed in himself that he didn't get the KO.
But Luke, I got to give Picasso credit.
I've called his fights in the past.
He doesn't have big power.
I didn't consider him on the elite world level.
Yet he showed great defense, great heart.
He hung in there.
Now he did get largely blanked and outclassed.
But everybody expected a new way to walk right through him.
There was a little bit of a handwrap gate before the fight.
But what could you say about the performance ultimately that we saw from the monster
as he becomes the first fighter since former heavyweight champion Larry Holmes
to defend the ring.
championship four times in a single year yeah it's a good question i mean i thought about this one too in
anticipation of today's show bc people want to go back and see the fight by the way i hate to say this
bc and i were talking about this earlier today and pre for the show just nobody in attendance right bc
like there was it was not you know this is not the typical crowd that either canello or in this case
in a way is accustomed to competing in front of but putting that aside for just a moment here's
my thought on this bc on the one hand this was more of a flawed
performance, even relative to Luis Neri, B.C., who dropped him, right?
But what kind of made Inouye famous was that not just that he came back in that fight,
but that he's got dominant power, he's a chaos threat basically at all times.
And so what people really remember is not so much that Inouye got knocked down,
but that he feasted upon Neri in the end.
You didn't get that this time, B.C., but if you're looking round over round,
how many visible mistakes did Inouye make, again, even relative to the Neri fight,
Like, this one was a lot cleaner.
This was a cleaner performance against, you can tell the audience how good Picasso actually is.
He seemed durable, certainly, and game in as much as he could be.
But thoroughly outclass, I mean, there's really no question about it in the end.
So I have mixed feelings about the performance, B.C.
On the one hand, I'm happy, you know, any mistake can be costly.
Good thing Picasso is not a dominant puncher like, you know, near he is.
but at the same time was that trademark almost Mike Tyson-esque expectation of in a way fulfilled?
No, and I think that left some people flat to say nothing of the hand-wrapping controversy,
although Stitch Duran said that the wraps are clean.
I did see that.
So basically it was the, he got accused of stacking his handwraps, which under whatever
commission jurisdiction they were using in Saudi Arabia, it was illegal compared to what he's
used to in Japan.
As Stitch Duran basically said, it was much to do about nothing.
It was just positioning it on the knuckles as opposed to off.
I don't know a ton about hand wrapping.
But look, Inouye's in his fourth division as champion.
So we know like the great Chocolatito when he finally hit his limit there at 115
that it's not going to be a straight knockout fest.
This is kind of where his power levels off.
But you got to give Picasso a lot of credit.
You may be confused by the name.
Picasso's not his real last name.
It's a nickname he's adopted as his surname.
He goes by David Allen Picasso, sometimes just David Picasso,
sometimes just Allen. Either way, not a big puncher, a somewhat classy boxer, but I actually
thought this was the best performance of his career. He was confident. He was sharp. He wasn't
winning a lot of rounds, but his ability to take what Inouye had to offer and go the distance
was certainly impressive. This pretty much, we have awards today. They're very MMA-centric,
but Luke, this pretty much secures, I think for back-to-back years, in Iowa in a way, as your
boxing fighter of the year. I mean, these were four title defenses, not all four at the highest level,
He had to get through some mandatories, but he finally took on Murr, John Akmadaliyev and absolutely outclassed him.
And I think what we're seeing at age 32 now from Inouye is he's leaning more on his speed and boxing ability, still using it to set up the power.
But in the smaller weight classes, he's just walking you down with that power.
We're seeing him have to box and be slick.
He's still probably the best fighter in the world.
I mean, Usik isn't all that active at the moment.
Crawford just retired.
I think Inouye is the best fighter in the world.
Back to back, he's the best fighter of the year.
This was a strong performance.
Now, what this sets up is that long-awaited all-Japanese showdown.
I believe it's set up for May in Japan against former Bannamweight title holder,
Unified title holder, Juno Nakatani.
But here's the key part from Saturday, Luke.
Nakatani came in there as a pretty big favorite against the opponent's name.
What was it, Fernandez?
Hernandez.
Yeah, I didn't want to mess that up in real time.
And this turned out to be not only a true fight of the year contender,
but an absolute high-paced war in which Nakatani took a very difficult test for his first fight at 122
and nearly seemed like he was on the verge of losing the Chocolate Tito fight in the end.
Two judges had it 115, 113, in favor of Nakatani, which I thought was the correct score.
One judge had a 118-110 and some Adelaide Bird type scorecard that made no sense.
but how impressed were you
at the opponent here
coming in from Mexico
not a big name? In fact, I missed it
in real time for getting it here
and he came out and nearly upset one of the top 10
best fighters in the world. Yeah, this one
I mean, I'm just not going to sit here and pretend
I knew who this guy was before the fight. I didn't have any
great idea. I knew about Nakatani.
We've talked about him on the show previously and of course
as you indicated, the all Japanese showdown
is the one that's kind of been
wished for, forecasted,
you know, you name it, kind of discussed out there and now being
plan to an extent.
So I just thought
he was going to walk over him, to be honest with you.
I didn't think much of it.
And then it wasn't that way at all.
And dude, honestly, here's my view.
You tell me if you agree.
7-5 Nakatani I'm okay with.
I think it's okay.
But I don't know if that's the best scorecard.
Okay.
I really don't know that.
I don't know if that's the best one you can argue.
Dude, Hernandez.
Sorry.
I mean, I know who he is now.
I'll put that way.
It's Sebastian Hernandez, 25 years old,
fights out of san diego for mexico go ahead yeah just very quickly
i i i you it's not you can give that fight to hernandez like that was a fight that you can
argue i think he won at a bare minimum a draw seems maybe the more equitable solution to this
nakatani had to battle back in parts i thought some of his body punching in parts was pretty good
you know he he had to bite down on the mouthpiece but dude hernandez was all over him
for long stretches of that fight he i hope at a bare minimum he gets another big
fight off of this because he came to win that day. Yeah, he will definitely get a big fight off of this.
20 and O coming into this fight hadn't been a ton of major names, but was considered on paper
a tough challenge. In fact, they said on the broadcast that some members of Nakatani's team
were hesitant about making his debut in this division against such a tough opponent. And oh my
God, was his gas tank on point. He was in Nakatani's chest for all 12 rounds, pushing the pace
and his chin.
I mean, Nakatani's known as a big-time puncher.
His chin of Hernandez was right there.
Mike Oppinger scored at 114-114 on the broadcast.
So in some ways, it slows down the rising momentum of Nakatani.
It doesn't take away from the need to make the Inouye fight,
but it certainly asked some questions about whether this was just an over-the-top,
best performance ever from Hernandez or whether Nakatani at 122
has found ultimately some limitations.
By the way, we can be critical of announcers at times.
I thought the trio of Corey Erdman, Darren Barker, and Mike Cappinger on Saturday was very good, very good, good chemistry, played off each other well.
Darren Barker, an excellent analyst, a classy fighter in his own right.
So shout out to Ring for having a strong team there.
You've worked with Corey Erdman in the past.
You did the Dublin show with him, right?
Callum All show, yep.
Dude, he's excellent at what he does.
He's one of the better, I think, obviously a great play about play guy in commentary,
but what I mean is like, I don't ever question whether he's done his homework, right?
He seems to me he's a super fan, just a historical super fan.
And I thought Kopp had his best show ever.
So shout out to that trio right there.
It went down Saturday in Saudi Arabia.
We do have the big fight now for May.
Turkey says he's going to be there.
I don't think it's a to zone Riyadh season card.
I think it's, you know, Japan baseball.
We'll see if it gets picked up on American TV.
in some form.
Dude, if they put that fight anywhere
but Japan, that's a crime.
Oh, yeah, I want the Tokyo Dome.
I don't know what arena they pick,
but it's got to be the Tokyo Dome.
This is the biggest fight,
it seems, in that country's history, right?
What's the last time there was
a big Japanese fight?
Japanese versus Japanese guy,
but you can recall in boxing.
Can't recall.
And these two are...
Not ever?
I can't recall.
I mean, look, I've watched the lower weight
classes. There's always Japanese stars
and those. I can't off the top of my head
name where you had two unbeaten,
decorated champions,
both in the top 10 pound for pound, which both are, at least in my top 10 for CBS sports,
facing one another.
On paper, this is going to be one of the toughest fights of Inouay's entire career.
So this is big stuff, real big stuff.
So happy.
Sick.
Yeah, can't wait.
All right.
The weekend is behind us.
It's hot as balls in this office.
Let me turn down the heat.
Let's get into it.
We're going to look back at what we got right and wrong in our predictions for MMA for 2025.
And look ahead, of course, on how we see the future in our.
crystal ball we're going to go division by division and we start at 125 pounds in the ufc men's
flyweight our predictions last year on who would end 2025 as champion go like this luke thomas
predicted alexandre pantosia long island luke did the same bc picked that kai car france
would become at some point also bad but as we look ahead but as we look ahead
for 2026.
LT, who's going to close next year as champion
at flyweight? You have to forgive me. I had to
close out the link because
my computer was stuttering for a second. Can you just
circle right back to me? Yeah, Long Island, look, let's go
to you off the top here. Who's going to close
this coming year as champion at flyweight?
I got Alessandre Pantosia
reclaiming the title. And I don't think it
happens early on in the year. I think it
probably happens in quarter four, you know,
maybe November, December.
My camera's acting up, man. My computer's
being shitty right now. I see it on the front end, Mike.
My camera's all fucked.
Yeah, we have a history in this show of tech.
Yeah, you know, but it's happening to me now.
Normally it happens to other, uh, other Luke, but, uh, listen, listen, this is my Bain
moment.
Yeah, you merely adopted the darkness.
I was born in it.
Your machine can only take so much weed smoke blown out.
Yeah, I guess that's what it is.
I don't know, but, uh, Pantosha, I think he reclaims the title late.
I think the title probably changes hands a few times.
It's a weird year for that division.
That feels like a reach given his age, the severity of his injury and the fact that the rest of
the division is caught up, but I like it.
I like it, right.
All right.
I'm going to go with 35-year-old Kiyoji Horiguchi.
He's here to win, and you look back at his recent run across,
you know, after his exit following the loss to Demetrius Johnson
when he fought for the UFC flyweight title back in the day a decade ago.
He has been, when in this division, lights out, the best in the world.
I think the floor is open for him experience-wise, complete, well-rounded game-wise.
I think Horaguchi exits this year as champion.
LT, where are you going?
I'm going to go Josh Van.
And it kind of, I don't know how to give this without sort of giving away my prediction for the year as well for the mid-flyway division, which is quite simply, we've talked about it before, like, can you lose in a year and be fighter of the year?
And there's certainly a debate on that.
The times that it's happened in the past before 2025 was like Robbie Lawler losing early to Johnny Hendricks and then having an amazing year storming back and then winning both the title and then beating Hendricks in the end.
I think you're going to get something similar to Josh Van, dude.
I don't think he's going to press the brakes here really at all.
In fact, you know, I think he's going to try and keep going in this way.
And listen, his style's a little reckless.
He's going to lose sometimes, I think, as a consequence.
But I think his talent is going to shine through in the end.
So there might be another champion B.C. in 2025.
But I think Van's going to circle right back to it and maybe pick it up before the year is out.
Interesting prediction right there.
By the way, ESPN.com just named Marab DeVosvili, their fighter of the year,
despite having that lost in the four fights that he appeared in.
In terms of breakthrough fighter of the year, I'm going with Amir al-Bazi in
this division, Long Island, Luke, going with Kai Asakura.
Luke, you wrote down Shavkat Rachmanov.
What, did I?
Wrong one?
Yeah, yeah, that's a minute.
A men's flyweight?
Yeah, maybe he's fasting to get there to come down.
Oh, all right.
What the hell is in the wrong section?
But in terms of my prediction for the division this year, I actually think Minel Cop's going
to defeat Josh Van and the first title fight in this division of 2006.
I think it's going to be cop who loses it to whore.
Uruguichi. Remember, they fought back in 2017 in Risen, Horaguchi submitted cop.
I think he gets it done again. That's my bold prediction for the year.
LT, or you shared yours, Long Island, Luke, what do you got for bold prediction for this division?
I think a Brandon will fight for a title, whether it's Roy Vaugh, whether it's Moreno.
One of them is going to bounce back. And the champion at the time isn't going to be Pantosia,
because he's coming back from that injury. So whoever it is, they may be have a pen.
You're going all old guys, all old guys across the board for you. I'm going for something random here.
Yeah, like Jordan Hudson.
right there you're just loving that old dick all right
that's great here let's go to the men's ban on
can I ask what that means I don't know what that means
Bill Belichick's girlfriend
slash 401k
stealer yeah yeah sorry
all right there you go I didn't even know her name
I just knew that Belichick had like a 22 year old girlfriend or whatever was
yeah you know who's in a feud with her right now is our boy
Pablo Torre yes
all right let's go to men's banam weight
our predictions at the end of
2025 for BC
picked that Umar, Nirmagametteoff would not only win the Bannon Wade title.
He would become the fighter of the year.
L.T.
picked that Umar would become champion.
Long Island Luke said Marab will remain champ.
Wait, in fact, let's hear what he had to say.
We got a video here.
This is the only guy.
My bold prediction.
Marab remains champ.
Not only that, defends the belt three times in 2025.
You're out of your fucking mind.
He said he wants to fight like four or five times.
He said three times in like three months.
that's not happening but let's be real that's definitely not happening we've got umar in january let's say
he wins that then over the summer he gets someone and then quarter four there it's totally
possible all right he's going to beat yon he's going to beat omali he's going to beat umar let's go
well he already beat yon and thoroughly at that uh and he beat omali i would say mostly thoroughly
at that one um but i think umar's got his number we'll see wow wow wow listen how about that
I'll take my bow.
That will never happen.
I mean, you got the yon part wrong, but that's pretty ballsy, man.
You nailed it.
Shout out across the board right there.
L.T. and I coming up empty on Umar.
But yet as we look ahead to who will be champion at the end of 2026, both LT and B.C.
have it the same.
Umar and Muramagamatov.
Luke, I still believe.
I still believe.
I just can't quit you, Umar.
I just can't quit you.
Now, that being said, that being said, BC, I'm expecting some bangers.
I'm expecting some tough-ass fights
I'm expecting some nail-biting rounds
You know these guys are good
But fucking Umar man
I just feel like it's wrong to think that like
Oh hell never touch UFO really
He's one of the 10 best fighters in the world
Right now in my opinion
Fight me on it
Well now look you went a different way for 26
And you're on a role in this division
What's your prediction
I mean like my 2025 prediction
Marab retains the title
Get it back baby let's go
You know what after my asshole
The denial of your very correct prediction
And this time I'm going to say, you know what?
I believe in you, Long Island.
You're right.
This is going to age perfectly next year when he's nowhere close to the final shot.
Breakthrough fighter of the year in this division.
The predictions long out.
And look going Felipe Lima.
Shout out to that.
I went to high school with Felipe Lima.
We called him Phil, though.
Shout out to that guy.
He's going to break through into the UFC this year.
Let's go.
LT, you and I both went Peyton Talbot.
So what are you expecting here, like a two and O year to put himself in true title contention?
Yeah, I mean, you know, he's,
In a way, you could maybe argue he all kind of already broke through a little bit
because he certainly got the bad taste out of everyone's mouth on the Barcellos fight.
And then, you know, best win of his career, styled on Henry Suhudo.
I mean, it was a great night for him.
So in some ways, that was a bit of a breakout performance.
But I think he's going to build on that.
I mean, the thing that I think everyone saw this year, it's pretty fair to say,
started out a little bit rocky with that Barcellos fight,
looked much better against Lima and then really just put it on Henry Sohudo.
And everyone's going to say, Suhudo's old and blah, blah, blah.
this is how the fight game works.
You get some of these old guy names
and then eventually you have to turn that into names
against other guys where you cannot make
those same considerations about, right?
Whether it's contemporaries in a sense.
And that is obviously where the rubber meets the road BC
but honestly the guy, the level,
the speed at which he's getting better
I think is what everybody has noticed.
You're like, okay, if you're getting better,
you're filling in these areas of need very quickly,
what does that mean as you're still in your 20s,
like, you know, peak performance years?
in 2026.
Port 10's good things to me, it seems.
Yeah, Luke predicting he's going deeper into that ocean.
We'll see if it happens right here.
Luke, let's stay with you.
What's your bold prediction for Bantamweight for the new year?
All right, bold prediction for bantam weight for the year.
Hold on, let me pull up my goddamn nose.
Hold on I got out here.
One second.
I don't know what God has to do against this.
I mean, to be fair.
Even though, BC, even, let me tell you why I'm saying this.
It's only because MMA is cruel and unpredictable and strange.
which is part of the reason why we like it,
but also part of the reason why it breaks our hearts.
Namely,
Piotr-Yon just had the performance of a lifetime against Maraub.
Even Maraub Ball-Wisher, Long Island-Luick, would certainly agree to that.
Just unnecessary shots.
But in all seriousness, in all seriousness, it was incredible.
And he not only leveled up as, you know, a rematch fight or revenge fight,
but just overall in his career.
but like I've just seen MMA go so many different ways
where you'll see a guy like this
and it's unfathomable that they could even lose again
and then they lose in the next fight.
I think Yon's going to lose his first title defense,
B.C. Maybe that's unfair. Maybe that's crazy.
Maybe that's probably stupid. But you know,
this is a fun little show for nothing. But I don't know, man.
Like the minute you think you're on top,
the instant you think I've got this thing firmly established,
something just happens and it just takes it all away.
Will it be a trilogy against Marab or the Umar fight
that almost happened earlier this year?
I feel like it, I feel like it, I don't, okay, I don't want to discount Marab, but I think Maraub's got some work to do.
I feel like Umar and has the, the problem that Umar's got is he's going to have a hard time hurting Yon.
Uh, and the other part he's going to have a problem with is maintaining control positions because Yon is extremely squirmy.
So I think it's an uphill battle, uh, or I should say it's a difficult battle, but I do think it's ability to get the positions like the back, like what you saw Aljo get.
I think Umar might be able to repeat some of that stuff.
All right.
My bold prediction for Bannon Way for 26 is that former champion, Sean O'Malley,
will suffer his third straight defeat.
He's going to drop a decision to Song Yadong at UFC 324 and then immediately announced that he's
moving up to featherweight.
Long Island, Luke, where are you going this direction here?
I'm going that the title changes hands more than once.
And I think I'm kind on the same wavelength of Luke, where I think that Piotrion loses his belt.
I'm thinking to Umar, though.
in the first fight. And then I think they do the Marab rematch. Marab gets it back by the end of the year. And that's why Marab's champion. Wow, a lot of belt juggling over there in the Nocita household. Let's go to featherweight and look back on what we saw. We have a video from LT's prediction. Well, I don't know if I'm looking forward to what I'm about to say, but I do think it's headed our way and we should kind of get ready for it. I think that Volcanowski is going to try to recapture the title. And I think the U.S.E will probably award him something. Now, let me be clear about this. Let me be clear about this.
I'm about to say does not count if what we're talking about is interim title fights.
I haven't quite thought that through, but what I will say is he's probably going to try
to recapture the full-on weight class title and will fail.
He will not get it.
And I don't know what that will do for the remainder of his career, whether he will choose
to keep fighting, move up, take super fights, whatever.
I don't know.
But I think that my prediction for Featherway at 2024 is Wilkes is going to try and recapture
that title and it's not going to work
and then we have to kind of deal with the fallout from
there. Damn.
Now let you get the year wrong, you got the
pick wrong right there. There you go.
All right. I had two. Well, you know
what? We'll see. I mean, so here's what I would say
B.C. What if he loses in the
rematch, the spirit of what I was
after would be. Here's the problem, dude. I mean,
it just, it means a terrible prediction. Here's the problem.
Nobody knows. You can't see the future.
No, no, no. He actually knows.
Well, that is also quite true, but more to the point
he was coming off
those terrible knockout losses
and I thought
oh that that egg
might have been cracked
but credit's DeVolk man
he is he's fucking different
yeah I had two predictions
for featherweight
for the new year
both did not come true
Pitbull
uh free air
free Eddie
Patricio
would come to the UFC
and make his debut
in a title fight
that did not happen
and Arnold Allen
will go two and oh
and be on his way
to a title shot exiting
2025 yeah I don't
I don't know what happened
to the all
almighty we need you back i know he's got a big fight coming up long island luke predicted that
ilia to poria will move up volk will reclaim the title against diego lopez both came true l tl
let's go killing it killing it i'm thinking back to this we must have known that volk versus
diego was at least rumored or something because that fight was in april this was december like
i'm i think that i like all year i didn't remember calling that i feel like we must have known that fight
was book so it wasn't that crazy but take my flowers either way well as we predict who will be
champion at featherway to end 2006 it's unanimous across the board all three of us got it the same
l t who's it going to be it was a clean sweep here at mk we we kind of feel like most are
of loyiv might be the guy um now obviously bc we don't even know if he's going to get a title shot
and we don't even know if he's even i mean he was a non-factor in 2025 that's just a reality you know
So he's kind of been this guy
and hanging over the division
and without really materializing
into anything that we thought
we could match his potential.
But BC maybe this year feels a little bit different.
Like there's some openings potentially.
If you can get back in there
and do what he does best,
he seems like a formidable guy to root against, you know?
Yeah, I mean, if we're mapping it out,
he'd have to take on that fight
in the second half of the year.
I think that's very possible.
And the only thing is, though,
let's be fair. UFC seems to be
going against that direction. We've seen
Islam Mahachev come out and
complain about Ranat, fuck,
Renot, fuck Retinoff, getting
come from the U.S. You nailed it. That's exactly
how you said. Or not resigned
after going 6'0 and 1 and basically
Islam saying in an interview that
if you're not exciting, if you don't
talk on the microphone, if you're wrestling heavy,
you're probably not who they're looking
for. I would have to believe they want
more American stars. They want to
not just have all Dagestan
dominant wrestlers but uh i don't know if ev can ultimately be denied and i'd like his chances
against lopez or volk so that's where i'm going that way for breakthrough fighter of the year both
l t and i went the way of kevin va jejos yes yes he's the new the argentine ilia yes he's a banger
uh l i l you're going nathaniel wood brother yeah nathaniel wood who just beat jose delgado that was a big
upset he's six and one in the ufc since moving up to featherweight and
he does get like always goes decision which is probably why they're not giving him big fights
but i feel like this is going to be the year he breaks into the top 15 so all right fair enough
let's go i'm done rooting against long island luke's predictions they're very yeah he's on fire
let's go for our bold prediction let's go right to no ceda what's your bowl prediction at feather
wait for the new year this was similar to my women's ban and weight last year when i said about
holly home josh emett will headline a ufc event in 2026 okay they milked this guy for all he's
worth for the headliners he has lost like top of my head three
in a row maybe even that ain't that bold brother that ain't that bold but come on three four in a row
they should not give him a headliner they're gonna it's gonna it's gonna be a fevac headlines every
other apex card he's a heavy way dude david o'nama headlined a card i mean he's on a winning streak
that's way different josh emitt hasn't want to fight in a while all right yeah but people like
josh i mean he's got big power you got a win to be able to use that power all right that's true
my bold prediction for feather way for the new year is lorone murphy coming off of that spinning knockout of
Baron Pico, I don't believe he actually fights for the title in
2006. Obviously, the fact that they went with Diego Lopez for the rematch
with Volk says a lot about what the company thinks about both him and Movesar.
I think Movesar would get the edge in getting the next title shot.
And when you look around this division, I'm not sure Lorone Murphy,
who looked great in that one fight.
Look, he may be the next Leon Edwards.
It may be feast or famine, right?
Six, seven, it may be a little bit of that.
I don't think Murphy gets to the title fight in this year,
even though he's on a hell of a run.
What's your prediction?
Yeah, I mean, okay, so I'm not making a claim here about winning or losing.
I'm making a claim about volume.
And I think that you're going to get two more fights from Volk, and then I think he's going to call it a day.
Now, this is not exactly, on the case of Long Island, Luke, this is also not exactly a bold prediction,
because there's kind of been rumors about it.
But what I'm thinking is he could win the first one, then lose the second one and go.
He could lose two more and then say that's there.
Or he could win to.
Like, I feel like two kind of feels like the magic number of what's left.
Now, of course, I thought he was going to lose to Diego Lopez, but he still might.
He still might.
Nevertheless, BC, I think he could go on a winning streak.
He'd go on a losing streak.
Either way, I feel like he's got two more in him.
And by the way, maybe one's at 55 again.
I don't know.
But it's two more in him, and then he's going to call it a day.
All right, let's move on to the always exciting lightweight division where at the end of last year, your boy, BC, just coming out, shooting them in a barrel.
Let's see my prediction.
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look my prediction for this division in 25 is patty pimblitz going to have a year i still don't know
if he is truly of the ilk and when he does finally get his opportunity can he climb that mountain
and become a champion there's still too many questions even though he's trending in a better
direction of late don't forget his submission of the year contender against king green and if he's
headed toward a money moikano test fight i think it's still one that he can win but what if he goes
into the top 10 there over the second half of the year and scores a big win over a still
highly ranked aging name and what we would look at as a big step up for him.
Luke, my bold prediction is that Pimbled ends the year in the top five at 155, and really
we start setting up what's the site, what's the pay-per-view, what's the venue where he fights
for a world title in pretty close.
Now, he got in there with some bullshit, which you have to admit, however, by hook or by
crook, that one's pretty good.
I mean, that was ultimately the part of the fuel of the prediction that it wouldn't be
he would be earning it in our eyes of beating the top contenders,
but they would give him an aging name.
There's a lot of them.
He got a Chandler who was on a losing skid and was set up for him.
But to his credit,
he passed the test and his marketability has him now in an interim title fight.
And we don't even know if he is going to defend that title again
based on his current issues there in the family situation.
So that was my prediction.
I nailed it.
Long Island Luke said at least five guys in the top 10 will no longer be there.
Was that true long out, Luke?
See, I don't, I should have wrote down the top 10 at the time.
I don't actually know if that's true.
I did name three people when I said it, and I said Porriere, Hooker, Darius.
Hooker is still there.
Darius might be lingering near the top 10.
I don't think so.
But yes, I don't know if it came true, but I also feel like that's vague enough where that probably comes true in every division every year.
Yeah, I mean, but no, it was a good prediction because this division needs turnover.
It kind of needs his aging names to go.
Luke, you predicted that Ilya will get one big fight, win.
it and be in conversation for a title in 26.
Dude, you did not see this divorce coming at all, bro.
Nope, I mean, but I feel like I got most of that right.
You know what I'm saying?
He had the one big fight, and then he was in conversations for the Islam fight for
most of the years.
All right.
You can play with that.
I feel like, I mean, that one's pretty close.
That's pretty true.
All right, as we look to be who will be the champion of this division at the end of the year?
Luke Thomas, you're sticking with Topteria or what?
I am sticking with Top Turia.
I very much struggled on this one because BC, here's the thing.
There's a question of whether Sorukian will beat them or could beat them.
But there's the bigger question, which is, of course, is that motherfucker even going to get a title shot?
And I don't really answer to that.
Because if Pimblit wins, I mean, it doesn't even matter who wins at the next headlining event, right?
So between Pimble and Gagia, they're going to get Taboria, you think, probably right?
Or I just, I don't know how this is going to go.
going to move to Poria that's 70 and some kind of crazy move?
Is he going to be back in time to take on Pivot?
I don't know, but I just kind of feel like when the dust settles, he's got to have at least
one more in this weight class.
And I think it's probably going to be Pimbley, and I think he probably wins that one.
That's kind of how I feel.
That's the same prediction Long Island Luke gave that Ilya would end the year as the
lightweight champion.
I'm going against that for a lot of the reasons that you said.
There's already been some rumors, not substantiated, but rumors online.
that Aaliyah could vacate the title, given what's going on in this personal life.
I think the combination of that, we don't know how long he'll be out,
mixed with the combination that we know his upward ambition that he wants to fight Islam at 170,
whether that makes sense or not.
I think that my prediction is wide open for this division.
So when I look at the landscape, even though he was passed over,
my prediction for champion is one Armand Saryuki and the Armenian Hulk.
And I actually think that all of this stuff he's had to fight through,
whether it's been partially self-induced or not has only built up the time that he's working in the gym to well-round his game.
And I think it's also making him angrier and meaner.
When I look at that Patty v. Gaichi interim title fight, I think Armand smokes either guy.
So I think Sarjukian ends this year as champion.
And if he has to do it by going through Elia, Luke, I'm starting to believe that that's not a 50-50 fight.
Shapiro is arguably the best fighter in the world.
But I believe Sarukin can win that fight.
I do.
I'll tell you this much.
If there's anybody at 55 who's beaten Ilya, it's Armin Sorukia.
And by the way, he's on a little bit of a count of Monte Cristo tour.
This weekend, he's out there in Russia.
And it's a grappling match.
But with Sharra Bullitt, who's a fucking middleweight.
And by the way, I kind of like Sarukia's chances, if I'm being honest.
So listen, if there is any, any threat to Ilya, it's,
I just don't know if he's even going to get a fucking opportunity.
But it's like maybe he gets one where Ili is not mentally where he needs to be.
I mean, sometimes divorces bring out the best in people's art, usually in songwriting,
but I don't know if that's going to, you know, mean it in this case.
That first fight back, B.C., let's just say for whatever reason it works out in this
circumstance, where the first fight Ilya has back is Sauru Kian, I might pick Sarkiian in that
particular case. You know what I mean? Where
that seems to me like
destined for problems for Ilya, but I guess
I don't think he was ready when he, when he pulled
out of the Islam fight, like literally ready
to take over, but I think it's built up
a callous on him that's going to lead him
to where he needs to be. Let's go breakthrough fighter of the year
in this division. I'm going with
Faris Ziam. Is that how you say it? The Frenchman
who keeps sending people to
hell with that frivola head kick and continuing
on. I think he's on a hot run where he is going to make some noise at the top end of this
division. We need some breakthrough from some new fighters. So I'm going that direction. L.T.,
where are you going? For my selection, I went with Manuel Torres, who has not been without
necessarily a bit of an issue BC at 55. He did lose to Ignacio Mondes via stoppage, by the way,
as UFC 306. But if you look at his other fights, B.C., Frank Camacho, Nicholas Motta, Duncan. And then this
year particular, Drew Dober and Grant Dawson. All of those are stoppages. All of those were
performance of the night bonus winners. My man's got some skills. Kind of like Josh Van, BC, where you can
tell he's still green in certain areas and maybe a little bit too risk ready, but clearly has
great athleticism, phenomenal footwork, good speed, a willingness to get in there, a natural
finisher. BC, I got my eye on Manuel Torres. I think you might do something special this year.
It might not be a surprise to some here, but Long Island Luke's got his eyes on an Aussie man, don't you?
Yeah, I do. Quill and soul killed, man. Three and O in the UFC, two like really nice knockouts, one over Nassarad hack press. I feel like a lot of people don't knock out Nassarat. And he got nine takedowns in his contender series fight. Like, people forget he's also got wrestling chops too. So I'm interested to see, I think he's ranked by the end of 2020. I need Australia to send fighters that don't have strange names that are hard to remember how to spell.
That's what I need from them.
All right.
Robert Whitaker was too tough on you there?
No, see, Robert Whitaker is a great example.
But like Jack Dela, Madelena, it's like how many L's, how many D's?
It's not my favorite.
It's not like Poland where it's basically just impossible, but, you know, it's tough.
Oleg Sheshach.
My bold prediction for lightweight for the new year is this.
Benoit Saint-Denie, I think he's turned it around.
He's not without flaws with the recklessness, some of the things that slipped him up in that
losing skid, which began against Dustin
Porreier, I think it's behind him. I say
he goes 2 and 0 in 2006
and he enters 2007
as the number one contender for
the title. L-I-L,
or L-T, excuse me, where are you going?
Well, I did, I did
oh, you mean for the bold prediction?
Yeah, that's where we're at.
Okay, so my bold prediction
I put,
So Yukian is going to get
somehow a title shot and then
lose the I'llia. Now, here's what I mean by that.
I think Patty's probably going to beat Gaichi,
so I think Patty's going to be the guy,
but I feel like something's going to happen potentially before we get there.
It's all very unpredictable,
but it feels like BC,
it's wrong to say that Teporia and Sauru Kian are on a collision course right now,
especially because there's just other stuff happening,
but I feel like people are going to realize,
some already do, but it's going to be much more widely known,
that that's one of the best fights in MMA you can make,
and there's going to be huge demand to make it maybe patty gets injured maybe something happens
who knows but i feel like they're going to find a way to get it done and i feel like ilia's going
you know rain triumphant i thought you just predicted that you'd favor armin i thought i heard that
earlier well in the sense of if it's the first fight back and it's about he's out a long while
maybe so if he comes back more quickly maybe less so i feel like if he's out the whole like
what was it when was this fight against charles like march april something like that no july
International Fight Week, end of July.
June or July.
If he's out a full year or more from that or even 18 months,
like then I would be concerned.
But if he comes back relatively quickly,
then I was still going to pick I'll.
All right. Long Island, Luke, where are you going?
Something bold here or what?
Yeah, I'm going bold.
Because if you remember, I said end a year champion will be Ilya
but my bold prediction is he doesn't even fight in the year 2026.
He's going through personal issues the whole year.
UFC likes him enough.
They keep the interim title.
Maybe he just left them to fend.
the interim title but ilia is undisputed at the end of the year so you're predicting that ilia has
a hundred problems and if no hey hey hey hey hey hey hey no no no no no no no uh let's go to
welterweight where last year bc predicted that islam mahachev would move up to 170 and become a
double champ yeah there you go well done well done okay it's that easy l t you said shavkat rakmanov would
defeat Balal and become champ.
I believe that to myself.
I mean, I'll say this. If
Shafkat had fought him, I would still
pick Shafkat to become
champ, but it didn't work out that way,
did it? Long Island, Luke,
you got, I don't know where you were going with this.
Bilal Muhammad would exit the year
as welterweight champion. What's going on? Yeah, what the
fuck? I mean, come on. Don't even explain.
Worst take the year. Yeah, worst taking
the year. You had simultaneously
the very best prediction and the worst.
in terms of who ends this year as lightweight
or welterweight champion it's a sweep
all three of us going Islam Mahachev
Luke it seems like there aren't a lot of people
we believe who could handle Islam's wrestling
and well-rounded game at this weight class
Shavkat's certainly one of them
but you think he's going to run the table ultimately
I think Shafcott
I think they're going to make him fight
at least one more guy
maybe too i don't think so but i feel like there's already kind of
he can win a fight bc to like make himself eligible to be number one contender
but there's just a lot of movement or past him you know what i mean like
there's just a lot of other names that are already being circulated ahead of him and i think
you got gary you got morales uh you you could have ilia like there's a lot going on in this
there's a lot going on and who knows how many times islam even fights this year as he ages out
especially if he fights on, you know,
I don't know on the White House card or who knows,
maybe he just decides,
I don't want to keep doing this for a whole lot longer.
But, dude, he looked incredible against Jack Dela Medally.
And I know everyone thought that Jack kind of shit the bet on that one.
And yeah, he didn't have his best night, that's for sure.
But, you know, that was a very, very good win
against a very, very credentialed opponent.
So I'm a big believer in him at 70 at this point, you know.
All right.
But Luke, for Breakthrough Fighter of the Year,
you picked Michael Morales when I think he already broke through.
He knocked out the number one contender, Sean Brady.
So just like the case of Peyton beating Henry, now that one's different, but what I'm saying is it kind of served the same purpose in terms of being a breakout performance, no question about it, but that one is actually better in my mind, B.C., because Brady is also a youngish top contender. So that one's actually for Morales even better. But the point I'm trying to make is I don't know how fast they're going to roll him out. To face Islam, I mean. I think that they want to keep him at least, at least, at least.
least one more. And I feel like potentially even to BC because there are just lots of
developmental reasons. But the point I'm trying to make is I think he's going to have some other
big wins here this year that have nothing to do with Islam Makachev and perhaps even more than
one. All right. My breakthrough fighter at Welchewit's going to be Yaroslav Amasov. And I think
he's going to have an RDR type run of quick activity, going to score some big wins, going to show
you the combination of the stamina, hunger, and submission game and probably exits the year putting
himself in true title contention long out look who's breaking through here i took mctebec
oral by he's four and one in the ufc two and oh at welterweight he's coming off that
hellacious knockout over jack her manson i feel like they're going to give him a big name he's
also all action like a lot of fun and he's got a lawyer degree like jed mishu chose uh combat
sports they're both using it right now i think he's a little too wild to end up there
but we'll see what happens that was a great knockout of the veteran jack let's go to a bold
ass prediction. I'm going to start it because this is
it. This is what's going to happen. Islam
Mahachev will fight three times
this year the first time since
2021 and his wins
will end up being Kamaro Usman
Ian Mashado Gary
and Shavkat Rock Monoff
to win back to
back fighter of the year.
Well, if he
did that, he definitely would be.
I don't know if I have him fighting three times
BC but my prediction is
pretty close to yours. Yours is Boulder.
I agree it is certainly Boulder, but I think basically he's going to get, he's going to sneak two of them in there.
Now, I definitely think Kumar is going to be one of them.
So, you know, fucking kill me.
But nevertheless, here's my prediction, though, B.C.
I don't think he's going to, by the time Morales is ready, I think Islam is going to out the door.
I think that's what I think is.
I think if they fought now, I'm picking Islam.
I think Islam's level of ability is just too high for a guy like that.
But a guy like that with those kinds of physical tools who can still cut weight down
to this, but he can really get everything
dialed in. I don't know if anybody can be the guy like that.
So whether he'll get there, B.C., this is what I'm trying to say about this year.
I think he's going to show as he can, but he's got to do it first.
Islam told me during fight week in November that he could fight a lot more at this weight class.
I know Ramadan comes into play, but we'll see what happens.
Well, Guy, Luke, bold prediction.
Bilal Mohammed becomes champion again?
No, I had to do the exact opposite this time.
So I did, Bilal Muhammad goes winless in 2026.
I don't know how many times he fights, but he does not win one of them.
I could buy that.
Unfortunately, I like Ballal, but I could buy that.
I like Ballal, too, but that's just how this game goes.
It's like, oh, you're champion.
Then you lose the belt.
It's like Leon Edwards, right?
Just lose, lose, lose, lose.
It's just how this game fucking goes, man.
All right, let's go to the middleweight division,
which is kind of becoming the new light heavyweight,
meaning that we're kind of void of big things going on.
We do have a big champion right now.
We'll get to that in a second.
My prediction on who would end this year as middleweight champion,
I'm sorry, my bold prediction from last year.
Do I have this right?
Yeah, yeah.
Was that Bo Nickel.
Oh, you nailed it.
Would suffer his first pro defeat.
I don't even think that was that bold, but it did happen.
Remember, he was coming off that Paul Craig fight where it was just weird.
He didn't shoot for takedowns.
He didn't seem to understand why he didn't fight great.
Long Island Luke predicted that the title will change hands more than once.
That did not happen.
And LT, you predicted that Israel out of signer will retire while that didn't happen.
It feels like he's close.
He's close.
It did not happen, so that one's wrong, although he, and he put it, he did an interview at Bang Tao out in Thailand, and where he said, you know, he doesn't even care about the title anymore. He just wants some fun fights. So he's still got a little life left in him. I buried him too soon. But even by his own admission, you know, he's out of the championship picture.
Here's what's interesting. All three of us are picking that the champion at middleweight to close the year will be meet the new boss, same as the old boss, Hamzat Chimayev. And I say that's interesting because he's never active. He's always talking about.
moving up to light heavy weight we all still think he's going to run the table i think some of that
is this division's not that deep luke how many times does chamois fight then well you kind of got me to
my bold prediction here oh for it go for my bold prediction is he fights once definitely and i think
he wins that's what i think he ends the year's champion which is what we put down however i think
he's going to have another issue where he might be out after the win and the ufc is going to create
an interim middleweight title for whoever it comes up next because he cannot be active as a
consequence that's what i think all right reggie get down reggie this dude's driving me nuts this
winter break all right uh let's go to don't you dare disrespect mr october yes thank you
breakthrough fighter of the year at middleweight the two of you luke's let's go to no
here have the same pick why are you going a teba gotier i mean he's 23 years old three and o in the
ufc all first round knockouts it seems like he's super likable to bc i was telling l t off camera
that in the embedded last time they brought him to like a cat cafe and he was just like surrounded
by kittens having the time of his life i mean i'm just rooting for the guy i think they want to
root for him too so i think he's going to get favorable matchups and it'll wait not that deep he could
crack the top 15 so it's the lack of depth that makes me pick joe pifer as my breakthrough fighter
i don't love his comments about mexico i don't think he's completely well-rounded and a true
title contender but i think he's going to get close this year division not deep i think he's got
big power he's going to figure out how to iron it out so that's the direction i'm going
luke already gave his bold prediction for middleweight mine is this otisanya whittaker three
will happen this year but it won't be at middleweight it'll be at two oh five luke you
retweeted it whittaker's talking about going to light heavyweight are we going to see him
fight john jones or what wittaker jones becomes more plausible by the day bitches by the day
well god look there me something bold here as i let reggie out
My bold prediction for middleweight is that it was the same as Luke's pretty much.
Chimayev doesn't fight until October.
So yes, only once this year.
But I know he was both in Chicago, but I still weirdly feel like there's always like lingering visa issues with him.
And I can see them just holding out for a hard, review, numbered event, whatever you want to call it.
So he doesn't fight till October, remains the champ.
Continues his trend of fighting once a year.
I think it's been like three, four straight years.
It just once a year.
Yeah, he loves doing that.
We really need him to be active and to dominate this division.
Let's go to light heavyweight, which hasn't been the deepest, hasn't been great.
My bold prediction last year was that the Poetan Adasanya trilogy would take place at 205.
There wasn't a need to it.
LT, you predicted that Poetton would vacate, move to heavyweight, and fight either John Jones or Aspernel.
I think you were just in here off.
It seems like it's going to happen, but I was too soon for the truth, B.C.
There you go.
LIL did not produce a pretext.
prediction according to our records is that true i think we were just running out of time and you
guys kind of just moved that happens yeah all right let's go to who will be the champion to end
this year luke thomas who you got uh to be the champion at the end of this year bc i feel like it's
going to be the guy as you indicated meet the new boss same as the old boss i think it's going
to be megaman coliav obviously he got run over in that fight with poeton but i feel like poiton one
i mean if if my prediction was wrong last year i do feel like it's going to be right this year
like Poetan does seem like he's going to try and move up
and B.C. try and get that third UFC
title, which would be insane and amazing
in the whole nine yards. In any case, BC,
for that reason, I still think
Ancolaev's the most well-rounded
guy, and I want to say well-rounded.
I don't just mean offensive tools, I mean like
defensive responsibility as well.
And so for that reason, I kind of feel like he might
in the, again, in the absence of John Jones,
Cormier was clearly the guy.
It kind of feels a little bit like that to me. I guess we'll see.
Long Island Luke went the same direction.
of you big onk will regain the title my prediction is different and it ties into my bold prediction
and it goes like this i think perrero will vacate the title and i think the vacant title bout
will be uncleaya versus yri prohatska only i think the big onk will be the big donk and lose
the title via complete donkery as yri lures him into one of those sloppy ass fights and finishes
him with something spectacular i think prohasa gets back to the top of the ladder in this division
He doesn't cut to middleweight.
He's got a new baby.
He's ready to go.
He's cutting balloons with swords.
I'm going with Yeri right there.
Let's go for this.
Let's go for this.
Let's go for a breakthrough fighter of the year.
Who do you got LT?
Well, this one was really hard, and I don't even know what to fucking say about it because this division sucks right now.
But the guy who really impressed me at the end of last year, again, it gets a bit of a patent-tabas situation.
But I really think he's going to have a big year of this coming year is Osamaat Murza-Khanoff.
He is, it seems like, undersized for light-heavy.
weight, but his hand speed and his boxing
and his accuracy, they're a fucking
problem. And he's, you know, he's reasonably
well-rounded where he needs to be. He's not
the perfect fighter B.C. And I don't know if he
ever wears a belt. I don't know if I kind of
see him in that regard. But I think
you just, you see, you got a bunch of
big don't knowks in this
weight class. And they don't
move their head. They're not defensively
irresponsible. And dude, this guy
steals on them constantly. I kind of feel like
he might be able to take that pretty far.
I wonder if Jamal Hill has a better
chance of regaining the title or scoring you on after what happened i don't know uh my breakthrough
fight of the year i got to go lithuania here modestis bukowskis is on one of those runs the division
lax step i think he can creep up here with a two and o year uh long outlook which direction are you
going on breakthrough and then give us your bull prediction i'm going with abdul rachman yaki ayev i was
joking with luke before i was like i don't even remember anything about this guy so i had to quickly
look into him 24 years old eight no seven finishes looked like it's a man
Taylor. Yeah, dude, both his UFC debut and his contender series fight ended in 30 seconds,
but he's also gone five rounds before. So, like, he seems like the goods. I'm excited to see him.
Bold prediction, maybe not that bold, but he is coming off like four losses.
Jan Blyovic is going to win a fight this year, all right? They're going to give him at least one more fight and he's going to win the damn thing.
Just move up the heavyweight already. Please, Jan. Okay. Regardless, he's going to win a fight. Let's go,
yeah. All right. I already gave my bold one. Luke, what do you got for Poetan in this coming year?
all right well you know
you gotta play the hits bc
that's the only game i know how to play
so i think poiton moves the freaking heavyweight
my only bold
my only boldish prediction is that it's permanent
like there's no going he doesn't go 205
heavyweight too it's just
he's going to finish out at heavyweight and that's just
going to be that and that's the end of it i think that's dead on
I think you're going to win with that let's go to the
unpredictable heavyweight division
where last year luke thomas predicted
with or without a John Jones fight,
Tom Aspinall will end the year as champion.
You never predicted he would go blind, but well done, Luke.
Didn't get the vision part right, but I got the rest of it.
So I just felt like, you know what?
He kind of skated at the end there a little bit if we're being honest.
But again, by hooker by crook, it came through.
I predicted that Francis Ngano would fight Vadim Nemcoff in the PFL.
That did not happen, but it might.
We'll see.
Long Island, Luke said,
We'll get Aspinall Jones at some point.
We should have.
We should have, but it didn't happen here.
Let's go to Prevyweight predictions for the new champion.
Long Island, Luke, you're going Tom Aspinall.
You believe he's going to end the year, but how many times does he fight?
Once, maybe twice.
Like I'm thinking, you know, summer, we get the gone rematch and then maybe once more towards
the end of the year.
But your guy's prediction, I feel like, will not be in the title conversation.
by that second title defense.
Oh, we'll get to that in a second.
By the way, Aspernel just said he had surgery on one eye,
and he's going to have surgery on the other.
I don't know how long he'll be out because of that.
Luke Thomas, you and I both have the same pick,
and it's a bold-ass one.
Who's closing the year as heavyweight champion?
All right, this is where we go bold.
This is where we go bold.
I think Gable Stephenson might be your champion by the end of the year,
to be honest with you.
I realize he's a controversial figure for a couple of reasons.
you know, charges related to alleged sexual assault in college, among other things.
However, if you just look at the, oh, not however, but like now looking at his athletic life,
he just seems like a much better athlete than basically everybody.
He is an Olympic champion and NCAA champion in wrestling.
He is fast.
You saw what he's already done in the LFA.
Like, I don't know that it's true.
I mean, could he win the title now?
maybe that's maybe that's a little early
but by the last quarter of the year
I don't know that it will be I think he's going to steamroll these people
dude heavy weights the only division left
where you can kind of come in with one dominant skill
and potentially not get exposed
I mean I know it was a long time ago
but we saw Brock Lesnar do that
he's got some Lesnar S qualities to him
you're right about the athleticism
you're right about the wrestling what we don't know about
his chin stamina and striking ability
we may not have to find out
This division's all over the place.
Could he beat Poetan?
Maybe.
Could he beat Aspinall?
Like, if he wrestles him, maybe, like, it's possible.
I think he's going to get a massive push that begins with the White House.
So I don't think it's improbable or, like, let's say he goes to the White House and fights a legitimate fighter in his debut.
Like when they brought in Brock and made him fight Frank Meir.
And let's say he wins.
You're telling me he doesn't headline MSG for the heavyweight title.
Like, it's very, very possible because the U.S.
The UFC wants and needs dominant American champions, people to market.
This is the guy.
He's not going to fight John Jones, who is his mentor.
Luke, you put Gable Stevenson as your breakthrough fighter at heavyweight.
I'm going Walter Walker, who is, you know, on a nice run of foot submissions right here
and is breaking through a long island.
Luke, Mario Pintuck and bang.
You're a big believer here?
I mean, yeah, he's undefeated, 11 and 0, 2 in the UFC, just beat Jonata Denise,
which is like actually a really good win.
and he also has gone five rounds before,
and he's still pretty young.
I mean, yeah, heavyweight sucks, too.
Let's just be right.
All right.
It's very easy to make a very big, quick splash of heavyweight.
My bold prediction of heavyweight is that John Jones will suffer a training injury
and never fight again,
and it will coincide with the rise of Gable Steven.
John will become the head coach.
He will use this to build up his legacy as not just the greatest fighter of all time,
but look, my first guy I coached I took to the top.
That's my bowl prediction.
Where are you going here?
Just that I don't know who the dance partner is going to be.
And I know there were rumors or at least an Instagram post where it suggested it wasn't going to happen.
But, you know, these guys play games on social media.
Poetan versus some other heavyweight.
And I don't know who that's going to be.
It's going to headline the White House card.
I think that's going to be your big one at heavyweight, obviously, not a 205.
I think that's going to be your leading fight on that card.
What could throw a wrinkle in our Gable champion plans are, let's say Aspernal's
not ready for the white house so they throw gone in their poet on beats gone maybe or or either way the winner's got to fight aspirin all right if he's ready so i don't know i don't know
what's going to happen we'll see yeah we'll see long island luke believes that rug rug umar con will come to the ufc i like
i like that prediction long island thank you i kind of forgot all about gable steveson and i was just trying to think
of who's a big heavyweight splash they could sign and that was what i came up with all right let's how sad it is
like if you don't consider gable steven it's like you know you're you're not too
far from, you guys won't even know this name, but Zulu Zinho.
I mean, it's just, it's slim pickings out there.
Shout to Alexander Volkov. He's still in the mix. You never know what's going to happen
right there. I mean, Cyril Gong could be the next champion for all we know. That's where
it's at. Hey, let's go to the women now, the 1-15, the straw weights, a division that
has seen better times, but now sees McKenzie Dern as the champion. And my bold prediction
entering this year was that McKenzie Dern will go one-in-one and continue to tread water in the
division that's an error but nobody i guess knew that way lee would move up and open this
opportunity no cita did not make a prediction l ttu said tatyana swares will win the title
but won't be able to defend it due to loss it yeah it wasn't meant to be it wasn't meant to be
as we look at who ends the year at champion i i can never remember a time that this great division
was this poor all three of us believe that jean we lee after getting completely shut out by
my Valentina will come back down, regain the title at 115.
It seems like the right play for her in every possible way.
Yeah, I mean, and also just, you know, when I was looking at the list, I'm like, okay,
well, if she comes back, who's like the biggest threat and I don't even know how to answer
that, you know what I mean?
So why wouldn't she?
It's like, you might say Tatiana, but, but Whaley destroyed her in their fight.
Exactly.
So it's like, who would that even be?
So, yeah, I just would be shocked if she's not champion of the year.
all right breakthrough fighter of the year at women's straw weight long out of look going jillian
robertson and i got to give her credit she's really put on a nice little run right here
honestly the names that we got on this was part of long island luke it's basically you're
being your choice bc or his i don't even know who else it would be in this division i was
going to say i think every other uh weight class i picked someone not ranked this was like
so hard so i picked someone who's already ranked but i think jillian will like either be at
a title shot or have already gotten one by the end of the year next year
And L.T. and I both picked Fatima Klein and Klein as our breakthrough fighter.
She's coming on a very good, well-rounded game there.
This division, not deep.
We'll see what happens.
Bold prediction time, LT.
What's happening in the 1-1-5?
At the 1-1-5, Waley is going to recapture the title, BC,
but it's going to be more problems because she's only going to fight one time next year.
And I don't know how much people will care in the sense that this is not the most loaded division
and the movement doesn't really matter.
but, you know, Jean-Wiley has just not been very active for quite some time now,
and I expect more of that in this year, not less.
All right. Long Island Luke predicting that Jean-Wei Lee will not get the first title shot
at McKenzie Dern.
So you think they'll put Dern in a position to use her marketability to sell another fight?
Exactly. They'll get her.
I don't want to say a winnable fight so she could arguably get a title defense and then you do
the Waley, but you give Waley some time off.
Like, here's a He-Boss trilogy for you. Go for it.
My bold prediction, you know, I can't make one and not involve Rose Namibunis.
She will decide to cut down to 115 for one final time after Wei Lee wins the title back.
They'll have their trilogy to crown the greatest fighter in women's strawweight history.
So we'll see if Rose can even physically do that.
That's my bold-ass prediction.
Let's go to flyweight, the deepest women's division.
No, Seer did not make a prediction.
LT, you predicted that Valentino will not be the champion.
at the end of the year.
Now, did I predict that she would lose or just that she would not be champion?
You just said not be.
We've talked about the possibility of her going to 35 for years.
Maybe that was part of it.
I predicted she would close the year as champion.
And that was true.
Let's go to our championship predictions for the new year.
I'm going to go Manuel Faro.
Her only loss there was to Valentina.
She showed some great toughness to battle back in that one.
She's 35, but she's on top of her.
her game. We saw that in her bounce back fight. I think Farrow, which is good. Look, it's going to play
into my bold prediction, so I'll say it right now. I think Valentina will vacate the title,
not defend it this year. She's going to move up and fight at 135 for the rest of her career.
And this will open the door for Manuel Faroe to become champion. Luke, who ends this year as
the flyweight champion? Well, like, going back to like men's 55, Manuel Torres, I do think is going
to have a great year. And I feel pretty good about that. I feel like there's good evidence for that.
and I have a strong feeling.
This one I don't, man.
I just don't know what to say.
Like, this division kind of sucks.
I went to Talia Silva.
I know she, you know,
I think she fought what just one time last year.
She did look good for the most part.
She does seem like, you know,
a credible challenge to the title.
I don't know.
I just kind of went with her on this one
because I didn't want the same pick as you.
And it seems like it's plausible here.
Yeah, it seems like you put a lot of, you know,
thought and belief behind it.
You're like, I just threw it up in the air.
Well, dude.
Like, I mean, the, the Furo one,
like, I kind of believe in her.
But at the same thing,
time her game is limited and she's kind of aging even though she's a good athlete and sylva's a little bit
more offensively active so i mean you know there's reasons to think that i don't know you know the vision
sucks all right no see that you're staying with shevchenko which i think is possible so do you believe
that the 135 opportunity will not open for her yeah because i think they run that fight back the
amanda kala fight no matter what happens and that ties that up i think val probably fights natalia
Silva beats her and then I think she either gets like a macy barber or an erin blanchefield to close
the year and those are her two title offenses remains true very well could happen obviously my
bold prediction was that she moves up uh to fight the winner of kela versus amanda which is either way
it's a huge fight breakthrough fighter of the year l t and i both go in macy barber who bounced back
had a tough fight won it seems to be healthy is on a great winning streak overall that's a great
pick no see a friend of the program veronica hardy gonna make a run here yeah
Hell yeah. I mean, dude, she had that nice little resurgence where she won three in a row.
Then she lost one. Last year, she only fought once. It was a win.
But I feel like if she's just a little more active, she can totally jump into the top 10 into the conversation at least.
All right. Let's stay with no seat here. Give me a bold prediction for this division.
Sorry. All top five fighters, six, including the champion, will remain in the top five.
Not in their exact spots, but no one is going to exit that top six.
interesting interesting
LT where are you going I'm sure you're excited
about this
Schochenko is going to go to 35 and I do think that
a potential fight for a title up there
either with Kayla or Amanda
is actually one of the better fights you can make in women's
MMA for sure but
I'm not saying she's like automatically going to go
she might have one more in this division something like
maybe even two more and then goes at the end of the year I don't know
but I just feel like she's going to
she's going to move to 35
yeah I think that's going to go the same way
let's go to women's ban on weight where last
year. I predicted that three different women would hold the title in 2025. That was wrong.
Nocita predicted that Holly Holm would headline a UFC event. I believed in that, but that was
wrong. By the way, Holly Holm, this Saturday, fighting for a women's boxing title again on that
MVP Amanda Serrano card on DeZone. So shout out to her. LT, you predicted that Kayla would
become champion. Well done, dude. Well done. That one felt like fairly straightforward, but
yeah, there you go. All right. Who will end this year?
as women's Bannamweight champion.
That's the real question.
Will Shevchenko move up?
Who wins Kayla versus Amanda at 324,
which is one of the best fights in the sports history?
I'm predicting that Kayla Harrison will close this year as the champion,
and I'm going to play it once again right into my bold prediction.
Not only will Kayla Harrison defeat Amanda Nunes and Valentina Shevchenko this year,
she will end the year with the UFC broadcasters,
hyping her as the new greatest feat.
female fighter of all time and me trying to set up a fight against cyborg to cement it,
although I don't have that power. So that's my boldness and my pick on champion. Luke,
who ends this year as the champ at 35? That is, that is very bold. I'm going to go the opposite
direction. I'm going to say it's Shevchenko. I think she moves to 35 and BC, if it ends up being
Nunes in a third fight, I think she might have her number at this point, although, you know,
certainly Schenko was older too and in some ways less dynamic. But I feel like she just doesn't
mind grinding out slow winds if she has to and she knows how to do it she keeps herself safe
she doesn't take big punches for the most part um i think she might be quite formidable for some
of these ladies and again like you know with kela harrison her if she can get into the clinch with
you yeah it's it's it's it's trouble but um you know shevchenko is going to be quicker going to be
lighter on her feet able to keep distance might get a takedown of her own i don't know you know
i'm going to go bold bc i'm going to say chifchenko no sida your pick on who ends
the year as champion does kind of play into your bold prediction where are you going here yeah so my bold
prediction is that kela and amanda are both going to retire at some point in 2026 now i think
one of them is going to go two no against the other i don't know which one it's going to be but it's
going to force them both to eventually just go i won both i have nothing left and the other one who
lost both go why am i still doing this whether it's the way cut whether it's the age whatever so i think
the title will be vacated i don't think the division will cease to exist i think they'll have
like a, you know, and what am I look for?
Vacant title fight booked in early 2027 or something,
but at the end of 2026, no UFC women's band-of-weight champion.
All right.
And LT, your bold prediction was that Sheffchenko has the trilogy with Nunes.
Yes, I think that's the one that might be more likely of the two.
Or she may just end up getting it.
I don't know, but, you know, one way or the other, I think that that is a great possibility.
And you put that she gets revenge, so she gets the win.
That's right.
right yeah that's right she was getting revenge in the first one before it ended she arguably got it in the second i don't know if she i don't know if she messes it for a third dude i really wish that the ufc would sign both cyborg and pacheco and then we could have these five women in the same division and i know pacheco is not in this discussion but the other four could have a claim for go if they kind of run the table it would allow it to happen my breakthrough fighter of the year will be lorissa pacheco in my opinion now look she has not fought at bannamwait since that short-lived run
in the UFC in 2017.
She's fought at featherweight and lightweight.
But the desperate plea she made on Twitter
for Dana White to sign her would tell me
that she could follow Kayla's lead,
trim down the weight because it's the only place
that can employ her at this level.
So I think that happens.
Both of you guys, though, are picking one,
Bia Mesquita?
Bea Mesquita is excellent.
Her style is translating very well to MMA.
She's got some subs.
She's got some ground and pound.
She's got physical style.
I think she's going to have a great 2026,
and I'm sure LIL agrees.
She's marketable, too, if you know what I mean.
Yeah.
Hey, BC, I went to a strip club.
They had a bunch of marketable women in there, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, future waitresses, just like the strawweight division.
All right, our women's featherweight picks.
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Let's go to our awards and MMA to close out the year.
First category is event of the year.
your nominees are ufc 311 ufc 317 ufc 323 and the ufc fight night paris card with the main event
involving nasserdeen imov against kio bohalio and the winner is on voting done by two luke's
bc and if we needed mikey or matt snyder they could have broken the tie uh here's the results
Madison Square Garden
headlined by Isla Mahachev
defeating Jack Della Madelana.
You had Valentina versus
Wayley in the Comain and then you had
that four or five straight run
of big time KOs.
You had Dylan Danis getting beaten up in the crowd.
I think that's the right pick here.
But Luke but Nocita, you
had this on your ballot as number two.
Can you argue against 322 here
as the pick?
I just remember you saying to me, BC,
if you guys remember, I was camping for
317. I was super pissed about it. I barely
got to watch it. I didn't get to watch any of it
live, really. I had to watch it all the next day.
You told me you were like, it made me
a fan of the sport again, man. That's
the UFC. That's what it was. And I
kept thinking of that and I was like, damn.
And even when I was watching it the next day,
which always takes a little like,
I don't know, pizzazz out of it. I was like,
damn, this is still actually like really
fucking entertaining, even like kind of
knowing what already happened.
322 I was at
but I was backstage most of the time.
might have taken a little of the shine
away from it. I was front row for the first time in like
four years. So that played a part. I know.
We did have like four straight knockouts
in a row between like Bo-Nickel, BSD,
Prattas. Morales,
Prattis. Then you had Islam
and Valentino looking historically dominant.
Yeah. It was my number two. And I
want to give a shout out to UFC Paris, which people
probably don't remember, but it tied the record
for most knockouts on a card.
There was like nine knockouts. So it was a pretty
entertaining card. More finishes
than me watching wild things on
VHS in the 90s, for sure.
And UFC 317, for those wondering, was the International Fight Week card
headlined by Ilya Tuptorio against Olavera.
You had Josh Van against Royval on there.
You had Pantosia KKF.
Very good card.
And I think 311 was very good, too.
Great band, pretty damn good card.
I know the disappointment in not getting Armin in the main event.
We had Moikano instead.
Deluded it with that Umar versus Marab, Colman, was absolutely fantastic,
big time knockouts up and down let's speak in to knockouts let's go to knockout of the year
where your nominees are toporia olivara almeda alhassen
quill and salkhild nasrat hotpressed
lorone murphy's spinning shit against aaron pico hoofy versus green and you versus
sarahee and the winner is
Mauricio Hoofey's spinning back kick over King Green, shades of Terry Edom getting sent to hell, narrowly wins the decision.
Luke Thomas, you voted for this. Why?
Well, I try to take into consideration in the context of the bout itself, as well as the skill level of both opponents.
And I think there are some other choices you can make, depending on how you value something like that.
in this year but this was on a on a fairly big platform for the terms of the card it wasn't an
apex fight as I'm trying to point out yeah you have seen her 15 yep it had big it had no names
I'll say that and then some exciting up-and-coming names sort of mixed together but really what
took this care to the next level is just how fucking acrobatic it was and and also in the in the
moments leading up to the K.O in the early parts of the fight who he was kind of styling on him to begin
with like it felt like almost like a dance number or something it was just really a guy in
complete flow state with a devastating KO you know of a known puncher and a very you know
respected veteran KOs do come better but not much better than that it was very very good I think
it was a close vote I ended up having that pick as my third I have no problem with it winning my
number one was Lauren Murphy against Aaron Pico with the combination of Pico we thought could end
up getting a title shot with a win and he walked into something that we just never expected
from lorone murphy so it was so just breathtaking and shocking uh i also love that quill and sack
killed uh ridiculous knockout of has prasperas long out look you went off the board in a completely
different direction speak of it all right well the first card of the year i know it takes a lot for
people to remember all the way back to like january 12th whatever it was but caesar almeda abdul rizak al hasson
abdul rizak al hasin's rushing in with all these shots saizers just taking his time taking this
time counter left hook rosacol hasn't dropped like a sack of potato smash it like it was one of the
most aesthetically pleasing knockouts you'll ever see i had the rome murphy pico number two and then
zombie junior jew sang you with the left hook on jekosaragi at ufcc three 16 where he just hits him
with the counter left and he face plant chaos them i mean to me it's all about the aesthetics not
as much as like what's on the line who the fighter is and those two were beautiful yeah we had a lot
of really cool knockouts this year was hard to pick let's go to submission of the
year where your nominees are, Jan Silva, Bryce Mitchell, Sean Brady over Leon Edwards,
Costello Van Stenis over Johnny Eblen in the PFL, Anthony Fluffy Hernandez against Roman
DeLizze, Walter Walker getting the ankle of Sutherland, and Mahachev Moycano from UFC 311,
and your winner is the rear naked choke of Costello Van Stenis upsetting Johnny
ebblin Luke Thomas you went with that but why the last you know the relative last
minute nature of it the surprise factor I did not like long on Luke I did not watch this fight
live and then I had people hitting me up being like yo did you see johnny eblin got choked up in
the back like vans denis that was last second blah blah blah I was like oh I got to go see this and
in a five round bout you know bloody tired and the whole nine yards uh found away at the fucking
basically right at the buzzer pretty close to it anyway to take the title from a guy who was a very
very dominant time it was just so this is why to me like aesthetics matter and again there's no
wrong answer here but for me aesthetics matter but context matters too this choke by itself if
it happened in the first minute and 30 of a fight maybe it doesn't win anything but the context of
it puts it so late big upset you're like wow holy shit this guy really did something special
it's got to be him both luke's had that number one i did not have it my top three i've
no issue with it being in contention.
Dude, I got to go Fluffy Hernandez against Roman Delizze.
And it's not even because the wear naked choke was so beautiful.
To me, it's the context of the one-sided ass kicking, the fact that he just like dragged him,
dropped him to the ground like John Jones dropping Machita face first, and just like ragged out.
Like, you're not even on my level.
And DeLite is a badass for him to just completely beat him down and then just choke him out
and drop him.
I loved it.
I love the way.
I love the impact of the silver one
because everybody was kind of looking
for Bryce Mitchell to get served
and that ninja choke was beautiful.
He put him out.
It was a very big moment.
And I just love the technique,
even though I'm not a ground guy, Luke,
you know this, right?
Of Mahachev's braw or a hater
against Moikano was just efficient,
brilliant, wonderful.
Long out, Luke, we missing any here
in terms of praise?
Oh, Luke's got something.
I don't think it should win,
but i do think it's worth mentioning sean brady the mounted guillotine or the the the from half guard
mount or the top half guard guillotine on leon edwards was filthy highly technical he dominated that
bout that's at least deserves honorable mention sure sure i was going to bring up uh the submission
itself you like don't want to really highlight but walter walker with his fourth straight heel hook
i feel like just the fact that he got four straight is fucking wild and i literally said going into that
fourth fight. I was like, I don't even care what happened.
I'm taking Walter Walker by sub. And like
the fact that it happened. But here's the problem, bro.
I mean, this is the thing. Like, like Brady is out here
finishing off champions. Like,
if you're winning four bouts
in a row be a heel hook, you're fighting dogs.
I mean,
I don't know how else to say it. The fact that he's won
four in a row at heavyweight in the UFC
and is still not ranked. Or if
he is, he's like barely ranked as fucking
that. That's some McKenzie teen shit until you
step up and then you find out about it.
Luke, did you see that Volter Walker's going to be on
karate combat grappling against that guy with
no legs? This is a true thing. Yeah. Well,
the good news is no one's going to get paid for who cares, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's true. They're having
issues right there. Allegedly. Let's go to the fight
of the year in MMA.
And your nominees are
Joshua Van, Brandon Royval from
UFC 317.
Marab versus Umar from
UFC 311. Estabon
Rievovich versus Elvis Brenner at UFC
Vegas 110.
Lopez versus Silva, the bank
at noce ufc and the dana white contender series instant classic of adrian luna martinetti
versus mark volidon and your winner is oh it's the dana white contender series week nine
it was donk versus donk but these hungry young guys went after it in a rocky movie style
i voted at number one long island luke had it number two
Luke Thomas, you had it number one.
It's rare that something outside of Maine
UFC Fair would get this
distinction, but these two guys were willing to die
in the cage, that. Well, this is also rare
for me. I typically don't select fights like
this for five of the year. So, for example, the year that
Brian Stan fought Vanjali Silva,
I think that made a bunch of people's
fight of the year award winner. And for me,
that wasn't the case. It was a good, I mean, it was an amazing
fight. It was, you know, not rock'em, sock, it was crazy
with a dramatic finish. It was great.
But to me, it's like, if a
Rockham Thackham, it's very, very hard to win that when you've got guys who can have action
fights, five rounds for much higher stakes against much better guys, right? So that to me tends
to be the way that I go. But this one is a little bit different due to, dude, Luna
Martinelli is, was, you can call them both donks. I don't agree. The Logden actually
looks pretty fucking good. Now, he donked it up a little bit to fight fire with fire in this
contest. But at the same time, I think he's actually got some real ability. I'm curious to
see what he can do in his career.
Obviously, that amount of damage that he took was fucking insane.
Luna Martinelli to me is a little bit more.
Did I say his name right?
Yeah, Martinetti.
Excuse me.
Luna Martinetti.
He seemed to be scrappier of the two, and it took him to another place.
But, dude, this is one of the most, this was Fry Takayama, kind of for 15 minutes.
I mean, I know that's a comparison you're never supposed to make, but this one went on in ways
that you thought un, surely it can't keep being this way.
And it did minute after minute after minute, momentum swing after momentum swing,
big shot after big shot, bloodied, bruised, battered, but not in spirit beaten.
Oh my God, dude, this fight was in, I needed a cigarette when this fight was over.
This was incredible.
It was, it was, I mean, I had to rewatch it to make my pick.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm not picking against this.
hard to pick against though Josh van overcoming Brandon Royval because it was a number one contender fight
it was on a pay-per-view long island luke you had that at number one what you love about that one
i was just that was my exact logic bc it was more important of a fight and like i felt weird picking
a contender series fight number one as all action and crazy as that was but i really want to harp on
my number three Esteban riebovich elvis brenner dude that was a banger of a fight that was the same
card as chris duncan matteus rambetsky and i was deciding between winning
of those two to put on i ended up looking at the stats ribavitch brenner both had like more outputs i was
like i'll pick that one i don't even remember which one was which but both those fights were bangers
uh roy val van was the only fight i got to watch live on that said camping trip uh international
fight week so i remember being like holy shit that was awesome and people weren't even talking
about that at the end of the night they were talking about ilia so yeah even though roi val van was
nasty like it was technical too and that's what i kind of like i mean roi val wasn't moving his head but there was a
a lot of technical qualities. I want
to shout out the first Paul
Hughes-usman-Nermagamatov fight
that opened the year that was
in the discussion all year. And even though
it only went a round and a half and those fights
don't normally make it here, my number three pick
was Diego Lopez, Jan Silva, because it was
just bad shit crazy, dude. It was just
back and forth. And Luke, I think another
one in that conversation was
the Khalil Roundtree, Yeri one.
The first two rounds were timid, but
that third round was my round of the year. It was
absolutely insane. Well, Yuri was
getting teed off on on those first two rounds i mean again he wasn't getting you know completely
mangled but it wasn't going his way and then he just turned everything up in the third and holy
shit look what happened but i want to say this for my number two slot and this is kind of the
direction they would more normally go i think marab versus umar is yes in contention and and
for different reasons this is a case where you had a guy come out and put marab on his fucking
heels a little bit and marab had to kind of battle back and battle back but by the end
remember it was all the drama about him
just kind of doing like what Cody Garbrand did
Dominic Cruz where he's like doing the robot and
styling and pointing and laughing at
him like the theatrics of it
and the triumphant nature
of it and again we all thought
Umar was going to fucking win to go back to the predictions
that we all made that dude that fight ruled
now I couldn't pick it because it just
wasn't as action obviously
not as action oriented as the the one that
won that was so over the top I couldn't
It was a technical thriller
Yeah it was a that to me is more of a technical
thriller where there's really on the line.
I give both those guys
a lot of respect for that fight. That was tremendous.
Yeah, I loved it. So many fun fights this year.
Let's go to Female Fighter of the Year
Across MMA.
And your nominees are Kayla Harrison,
McKenzie Dern, Fatima Klein, wow.
And Valentina Shevchenko,
and this winner was unanimous.
The winner is Shevchenko.
Luke, I actually think if we're going to put male and female
together that she's the actual
fighter of the year across the board
for what she did, beating unbeaten
number one contender Manon Farrow
and then completely blanking
Zhang Weily in a fight that people thought
was going to be 50-50. Shout out to
the 30, what, 8-year-old, 37-year-old?
37, I think.
Come on. I think it's a little much
to put her in that kind of space, but...
Well, just because you hate women doesn't mean
that should come into this argument, you know what I mean?
No, no, here's the thing. I don't have other opinions out there
that evidence that fact you know i i actually i don't do that but in a fair reading of it
here this is this is how down the year was correct me for long island luke here's one of the
things that i really struggled with how many women even fought three times this year very few
the team of klein did which bc acted surprise is what i picked yeah okay okay but this is my
point there's levels come on but this is my point there were women who had like good solid
memorable wins this year and then you look at the record and they fought once maybe twice there's
three times was almost impossible to find.
So it was not a banner year for that side of the sport.
If we're just being honest, however, in looking at that side, B.C.,
I don't know who else would be it, but Valentina Sharfchenko.
I don't know who else.
Kayla had a nice win, but that's it.
Like this lady had a couple of really good wins.
It's easy call.
Turn had two wins, but that's a lower level.
That's a lower level.
Much lower level.
Totally.
I mean, Valentina was defending a title and or fighting pound for pound people.
like yeah come on no indeed it's a runaway in that regard but yeah shout out to fatima cline for breaking through
i just i'm always against i remember when cynthia calvio had five wins in a year and people were like
she's a fight of the year contender i'm like there's levels okay like i'm going to take champions that are
defending twice over that let's go to mail fighter of the year this is going to be interesting because
of what happened to marab in december your nominees for male fighter the year in 2025 are marab devalishvili
Islam Mahachev, Joshua Van, and Piotr Jan.
And your winner is Islam Mahachev, but the voting, as you can see, was incredibly close.
I went Islam, Long Island. Luke went Marab, not surprisingly, as ESPN.com did.
LT went Islam.
Now, look, for me, I love what Marab did.
I love his ambition.
But I can't give it to you.
like what i remember when connor mcgregor you could make an argument in 2016 even though he lost
to diaz he came back to avenge the loss in one of the best fights in company history and then
moved up and wait to knock out eddie alvers to become champ champ in that case like the rabbi
lullo case you mentioned you put the loss away from you maybe because the loss is so recent i can't
give a guy who just lost fighter of the year i can't do it that's just me also islam although he didn't
fights are yuki and he fought moikano he moved up and wait and absolutely dominated to me this is a
no brainer but i'm sure you can argue marab or is this just a long island thing where are you at no
ceda it's probably a long island thing but i just want to note i just message you guys i've had
a poll out this entire episode with a thousand votes 44% of the donks out there think of marab's
fighter of the year as well he fought he defended his belt three times that alone should i feel like
going into the yon fight we were all like yeah he's pretty he's all but solidified it
and then like after the yon fight we're all quick to write him off islam sure moving up double
champ but like no disrespect to jd i feel like i've been disrespecting jdm all year no disrespect to jdm
but like he never even defended the belt we might look back at that title reign and be like
oh he was kind of a fluky chance maybe you know we don't know and moikano being the other one
that's where's moikano right now 10 to 15 range you know like journeyman's that i got you i got you
I got you
Luke Thomas
Here's the problem
Here's the problem
The problem is
If you're a pound for pound guy
Like Marab
And not just that
But a guy who at the time
Of the Yon fight
Was arguably number one
But he wasn't our number one
But you know
At worst top three
At worst top three
You cannot lose
50-45
Which you know
I know
Some of the score cards
That Marab had two
But only one of the other ones
But you could score
5045
Fine let's just say
49 4044 whatever the fucking number is i can't 40s 49 46 whatever the fucking number is um
you can't lose to a guy that thoroughly who's not even ranked pound for pound at the time of
the loss and then expect to win awards at the end of the year that's my belief my belief is if
you're a pound for pound guy of course you're going to win of course you're going to lose
but it needs to be better than that to then be like oh this guy is also the guy who was the best
guy this year it can't be both to me um and i recognize that yon is this not an argument that
yon is a scrub far from it former champion look what he did it was one the most impressive things but
at the time that fight was made yon wasn't even on the fucking list and he got he he thoroughly
thoroughly beat his ass sorry you forfeit awards in my book when that happens i kind of think
it's the same thing about van even though the win over roi vall is so damn impressive
and even though you could always argue that that injury was caused by
him for throwing pantosia down it was early it was freak he didn't beat him he didn't beat him so i can't
give him that award he didn't beat him with martial art skill is what you mean right and in yon at the
same time the first win was marcus mckey magee not on the same level it's a great story but islam's
the best fighter in the world and all he did was move up and wait and shut out the champion so there
you go is there anything to be said though real quick for the level like where marab's guys were
ranked his three wins this year they were probably like number one number two number one yes so
i think you can i listen i let me just say this long i look sorry to cut you off but i think you can
make an argument for morab number one i think it's not like my rule as ironclad but for me
pound for pound if you want if we're going to do this whole shit where we're ranking guys pound
it has to mean something and you should never lose to a guy unranked on pound for pound that way ever
that's fair but but here's the problem
morab had more good wins than anyone else had
that's the other part of it too right
i don't know maybe i i i guess i'm alone i mean
ESPN gave it to him i'm not mad if people give it to marob i just have
rules inside where i can't you know i don't date chicks that smoke cigarettes or have
tattoos on their neck look it's just what it is you know what i mean you know what i
noticed who bc in the united states i don't know if i see people like hit cigarettes too much
anymore everyone's got a vape but uh let me assure you cigarettes are alive and well here in south
america yeah the rest of the world they're uh you know they're hitting those darts uh let's go
those are our awards our predictions all that hope you enjoy them now we transition to where
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Let's hear from underscore G. Malik underscore which fighter?
are you most excited about in
2006? I think that's a great question.
In combat sports, which fighters arc or journey
or where they're going?
I have to say Islamachev,
because this division's so loaded, but then
if I know he's probably fighting Kamara, I'm not that
interested in that. So maybe that pulls away
from it, right?
Man, that's a great one.
I'd say Shakur-Stevenson, for me,
coming off of that breakthrough
win now he's got teo femo at the end of january if he wins that you know he's getting a massive
one with turkey in the spring um i might say it's tough because there's big fights i want to see
but i don't know about like a whole uh hmm maybe an mma i'm actually going to say even though
he's kind of up against it just because we talked about earlier the count of monte cristo
tour this guy's on maybe armin sorukin honestly um to kind of see what he can do and make with
limited opportunities to an extent on the boxing side you see that one's tougher because right
i want to see i hope a j's okay but the a j fury fight everyone wants to see that we talked about the
all japanese showdown everybody wants to see that um but i don't know if i've got a single fighter i've
got my eye on um i don't know i'm going to see and gary too i want to see how he how he's going
to do against the very elite you know we saw that loss to shavka but i want to continue to see that arc
right there. Tom Aspinall
coming back, Poetton at Heavyweight.
I mean, there's some things there I want
to see, but along out, Luke, you got anybody
special you're watching?
No, I feel like, I just want to see more movement
in the divisions rather than I want to see, like, one
particular fighter, like, do anything.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Armin was a good call,
Luke. I'm interested to see what Armands doing.
All right, our second question comes from,
oh, come on, Reggie. From Sticks plays
time, what's your wildest
New Year's Eve party?
Oh, God, bro.
i got thrown out of the mayflower hotel do you remember who was the governor of new york
who was in the mayflower he had the scandal he was banging all the horrors
what was his name julio no oh my god you too why am i asking you two dollars yeah like
we know any i live in new york wadia i mean where we go prosecutor he was bald on top
ed coach where he goes there's a mayor yeah i mean that guys does that guys guys
Ross State even didn't work at this time. I forget the guy's name, but look him up. Just look up
New York Governor Mayflower Hotel scandal. Anyway, so one night we went out to the 18th Street
Lounge. Elliot Spitzer. Ed Spitzer, him, Spitzer. Yes, that's him. So I went to 18th Street Lounge,
B.C., and we got thrown out of there, and a buddy of mine got thrown out of there because
he was urinating in one of the things that they openly used in the kitchen. So,
So that wasn't great.
We got thrown out of there.
And then we went to a place next door and a buddy of mine got jumped there, a different guy.
Actually, the other guy's brother got jumped there.
And then we all ended up retreating back to the Mayflower, which is not just on the street.
And then they got in a fight with the people who were next door.
So then the Mayflower just threw us all out.
And we found our friend who got jumped later at the second place because we lost track of him.
and he showed up without his jacket on
and his face covered in lumps
like he'd really
gotten his ass whooped
so you know
I used to drink a lot is the moral of the story
don't do that
yeah I got really sloppy ones
I don't even think I want to share them
I mean they've involved things I can't really share
but um
oh look at Mr. Corporate now
I mean I've shared it before
I mean it was 2001
first time I had Red Bull and vodka
and I drank like eight of them in a row after drinking 10 beers and didn't realize that the caffeine would turn me into a Tasmanian devil.
I was stopping traffic to try to commandeer vehicles.
The fire alarm happened at the hotel and I threw up right on the policeman's shoes.
Like, you know, there were things that went down that night that were very regrettable.
It's a miracle I was never arrested.
I know.
I sometimes feel the same way.
I'm glad those days were over.
let's go to the next one from short underscore fluke what's a segment idea you each had that
never made it to air on mk that you wish had made it i mean i've had a lot of ideas shot down
that were dockwise where i wanted to bring cameras to places that the rest of the people
didn't want it to like your meeting with ariel and doc number five like when jay got fired over
speakerphone in the hotel room like there's been a lot of times where i'm like you got to record
Didn't you want to do, it might have been a doc thing too, B.C., but five minutes of stand-up comedy, and we'd be like heckling.
That is it.
In the peak of skits and bits, Luke, we actually, there was an idea, but I think our, we either ran out a budget or ran out of time before Showtime died.
We were going to run out a comedy club, fill it with Malka employees.
I was legitimately going to write the best 10-minute stand-up I could and probably bomb.
and that was going to be the doc where it's like
if shop can do it I can do it too
dude that would have been epic
I would have heckled you
like no one's fucking business
I would have absolutely
I would have thrown rotten tomatoes at you
and called you slurs
but yeah I would have been great
to be honest like what ideas
have we had that they
I mean there was stuff we shot the shit about
but like if we ever had like a real ass idea
you know
mk in your house dude that would have been great not just for oh yeah not just for the menaja wife that we
would have pulled off but like we kind of flirted with the idea for a while of going to the our
houses of our listeners so besey could have sex with her wives and girlfriends more like so like
chef mark mackett up in nova scotia could cook while j picket entertains us that would been great but uh
they ran into some logistical and legal hurdles so we couldn't so yeah yeah we uh what a time man
what a time you know look we had a fucking show you know
We had a fuck. Hey, bitch, I still got one.
Let's go to ExoSol6, who says, what is the best advice you have for the new year?
Luke, let me guess.
Don't follow your dreams.
Don't believe in yourself, right?
You know what?
I'm going to tell you something.
I'm be truthful with you.
I'm actually glad that I'm on semi, not really full vacation, but semi-vacation here.
Because it's been nice to get away.
It's been nice to, you know, read for.
pleasure. It's been nice to just be away from it all. It gives me a chance to decompress,
which I think after a year like this I needed. Here's my motto for 2026. I cannot tell you
anything that I know will work for whatever your problems are or whatever mine might be or any
of us. Like these things are very, these are unknowable. But if somebody like me, a curmudgeon,
a misanthrope prick, you know, you take your choices.
If someone like me can be a friend, Luke, okay?
A friend and I can be a friend too.
But if someone like me can say this to you, maybe consider it.
I think it's time to try again.
Try again.
Dust yourself off a little bit.
Yes.
Let's go, Luke.
Stand tall.
And here's the truth, man.
None of this shit might work.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
I really don't know.
But I know that it's always going to be better in the end to give whatever effort you have
to whatever those needs.
that you might have might be.
And I wish you all the best of luck in standing tall this year.
I love that.
I agree with so much of that.
Let your losses be on the field,
which means don't,
you know,
don't lose in the on deck circles,
hyping yourself out of it.
Go all in.
The fortune favors the bold.
But this year,
I'm really,
really getting in tune with the,
look,
we all know it's a battle mentally,
us versus us.
Like,
that's really what it is at the end of the,
you versus yourself.
I'm really digging in research-wise
into the subconscious,
because, you know, I've had these times through the years where I could go to therapy
and I could be like, I'm not upset about this.
I'm not harboring about this, but yet my family feels like I'm on edge.
I'm not sleeping.
I'm whatever.
There's an internal battle going with our subconscious where if you're not reprogramming
your own brain and your own subconscious with the right things intentionally and
aggressively, you almost don't have a shot at winning.
I read something that only 5% of our thoughts.
are created by us 95% of it are by our subconscious it's that computer that's constantly running
that we feed with fear or whatever you know you know that what people say like your subconscious
can't tell what's real or not so if you tell it you're going to fail and you're you're harping on
that you're going to fail that's just how it works i am i've been reading books i've been listening to
lectures i am so focused on getting out of my own way and uh and being as delusional as i can
about what can happen to me in life
because I've been the other way
and yeah I might break through once in a while
and have some good moments
but I'm sick of not sleeping well
I'm sick of you know what I mean like all that stuff
that you're just like well that's life no it doesn't have to be
you got one more if I may
which is I saw that I've seen this guy on social media
I don't know his name forgive me
but he's been talking about these works of this philosopher
I'm not going to go into him but it's a French philosopher
for a sociologist talking about class and the difference between classes.
And he goes on to say that there really isn't,
like you can get the architectural design of a grand cathedral.
And of course, it's going to be more complex than what you get for like government housing.
But some,
but it's all context dependent in how you see the beauty because somebody who came from a situation
where maybe they didn't have indoor plumbing and they didn't have, you know,
heated or their own, no, central AC.
Now they've got that.
This is a beautiful thing to them.
it fills them with joy they see greatness in it it can be quite subjective it can be quite
subjective in that sense at the same time though that one of the things the lessons to take from
this is is like if you don't invest in and i'm going to use the word beauty loosely here like you know
the improvement of things trying right if you don't invest in that then you kind of get used to the
idea that you only deserve the lesser and you kind of just brainwash yourself over time by just
accepting more not just fate but the but the very material circumstances of that moment in fate
and it is always going to be better for your mental health for your life more generally for the
enjoyment and the way you see the world if you try to make an effort at and again I'm using the
word loosely at beautifying the life around you yeah in the ways that you can so I think also take
that with you maybe don't give up folks keep keep going keep going if that is the work then
just give up I mean just call it a day you know what I'm saying that's it
great stuff right there finally from flannels and jits what are bc's top 10 well that's a lot
what the fuck kind of question is this top 10 mk moments of all time i'm sure we're going to get
into something like this in my final episode monday january 5th the week from today but uh obviously
look what what's the best moment in mk history you and me standing on in my opinion you and me
standing on that podium winning that award and whatever that award is actually worth in real life
to us, it meant
legit validation.
We beat Ariel in D.C.
We beat three UFC produced programs.
Like we went in there, we rocked the boat
of what this art form can be.
We were true to ourselves
and it caught up with us in a good way.
People noticed, they watch,
they joined, they supported,
they stuffed ballot boxes
with fake email addresses.
The whole point is like,
we shocked the system.
We made our mark.
I'm never going to be more proud
than that moment.
because of that we also had dock cameras with us like what a time man yeah yeah i mean that one in the
london one too yeah london one was pretty triumphant um for a moment of time now it all fell apart very
very quickly after that uh but in all seriousness um yeah those are two memories that uh they can't
take those from us can they and what in what sits with me beyond that are the times that we laughed
our freaking face off you know what i mean the times that and there's so many you remember that time and
that basement hotel room in uncasville connecticut when i uh drank the water as you made fun of me
and i spit it all over like moments like that where you're just like you know what it is look
that's just that's just on unbridled joy and though and that's what i'm searching for in life you
know really at the end of the day that's it that's it thank you for your questions folks as always
we close with our second to last batch of the uh shiat this is uh have you seen the show
all right a recap of the weekly wild viral videos let's go to saudi real recognizing real
how about triple g and christiano rinaldo showing some love luke did this move you
hell yes worth washing all right i mean triple g's looking a little thick but that's fine
look he's a hall of famer uh he's a he's a hall of famer and uh you know listen the big drama show
That was it called big drama show?
Yes, yes.
You know, that can't go on forever, BC.
You know, the electric daddy being fat as hell.
It happens to the best of us.
He earned it.
He earned that girth, all right?
Also, in Saudi, we saw Usik congratulating his pound-for-pound brethren,
Nayao Inouye after the victory over Picasso.
I love long-haired Ousick doing the world tour.
I just don't love that he keeps calling out Deonté Wilder.
Enough of that, Ussick, okay?
Yeah, great to see these guys together,
but I don't need to see the Wilder Usoc fight.
I don't care about that.
And Luke, you tell me, is this real recognizing real outside of T-Mobile?
Hey, how about Mel Gibson and Patty Pimlet, Luke?
Bro, what is Mel Gibson's mouth doing if not making a racist slur?
I was going to say, cursing the Jews, most likely, unfortunately, but yeah, yeah, there you go.
That's Mel Gibson.
Also here, Usik snuck up on Eddie Hearn in the hotel with this giant penis gun.
I don't get it, Luke, but I laughed, all right?
I did laugh, yeah, there you go.
Don't ever send your family to an NFL game.
Watch this young Eagles fan against the Bills fan here.
oh philly yeah that was right before he threw batteries at santa claus that's great stuff uh the troll job of the week comes from joshua van calling out manel cop for the gyno luke too busy trying to breastfeed everyone he forgot his bra wow dude here's the here's the thing here's why here's why i support this in part because it does appear that you know cop has it but more to the point cop seems like exactly the kind of guy you could taunt out of a game to
plan you know sure so might as well just start needling him to do it i think cop wins the championship
and loses to horaguchi like i said look should be a wild year in that division but maybe josh
fan's really the guy maybe maybe we'll see we'll see about that all right let's go to volleyball for
your fall of the week watch that uh linesman referee closely nice spike right there oh oh my dude my man could
No, my man needs to work on his breakfalls.
That looked like the thing at the county fair when you throw the softball and you hit the target and they get the junk tank.
It did.
Luke, do you remember a UFC fighter Mike Davis?
Yes.
Super athletic guy, yeah.
Yeah, never forget this skit.
Fuck your protein powder.
What's next?
What's the next step?
I love play.
I've shown that before, but that was worth the second one.
All right.
This week in Boston, be a man.
He's talking about Christmas time.
Don't wear pink.
Eat it.
Be a man.
Okay.
All right.
Sorry.
Did you just check out the nudes of a U.S. goalkeeper or what?
Good Lord.
Okay.
Let's go over to our bees.
We have the needs.
Look, how would you train for a prison shower?
fight. These MMA guys got it right. Check this out. Yeah, right? You know? I mean, I know they've
got weapons in prison. I didn't know they were like that. Yeah, nasty maid is waiting for you.
Indeed. All right. T-shirt of the week time, Luke, would you wear this?
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart?
No? Where is the drive-by shooter when you need one? You know what I mean? All right. Would you
you wear this one that in iowa in a way was pimping the most influential boxing figure oh my god dude turkey
get the fuck out of here with his shit luke bend the knee bend the knee oh my god get the fuck out of here
all right let's see your christmas fall of the week let's see you later ladders i'm going to bye
did she shoot her pants on the way now look
dude talk about adding insult to injury my god
Luke I'm not a big amateur wrestling guy
is this legal tell me
uh it is
that's what's that called the rock bottom
that's just a basic mat return
but he just fucking gave that guy
frequent flyer miles
you can't spike in jujitsu and there's certain spikes
you can not do in wrestling but that one you can do
all right uh luke i had to bring her back one more time from france with love here's seline the cake
yeah why don't you eat feces you fucking boo-ha look look at that it looks tasty right yeah oh god dude
why did she look like a i ever all her videos look like ai like i love what she makes that face at the
end she's like she's all like it it kind of turns you on like kind of right no it is
revolting and I wish someone would run over her
all right look it's time to rate that tat
one to ten okay ten is a masterpiece
let's go to charles olivera do bronx's
new Pokemon inspired
like me
I don't love it
to be honest with you
I don't know how good this goes
as black and gray
the animation's okay or the drawing
is okay but like it's a little hard to read
what do you got like a six
on this? Yeah six or
yeah so like six and a half maybe yeah i don't watch anime i don't want it on my body either look
look uh check out this back tat though i was impressed with this even if it scares me what do you
think about this luke well i look again do we know if the camera was filtering it in some kind
of way to make it look this way however if this is purely done from ink this level of detail
this is a 10 out of 10 i mean this is a thousand out of 10 but where's the buck crack
the line work the saturation of the color like that that is exceptional
But does it go down to the cheeks, too?
I don't really understand.
Yeah, it must.
All right.
Let's check out this, brother.
Do you like this du rag head tat?
I don't know if you're going to get hired at KPMG with the tattoo like this.
All right.
All right.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Luke, let me introduce you to my new friend.
He's called Nunchucks.
What's your name?
Numchum.
Numchum?
Numchum?
Yeah.
Numchum?
num chuck yeah all right num chuck show me what you're working with that's like that's why they call you dumb chuck
what numbsch do it again numb num num num num num knock knock out look rate that nunchug stat on his arm i think this man
needs medical attention yeah yeah indeed uh look we found your license play from
when you used to live in Maine.
Ass boss.
That's great.
Go diddy.
All right.
Luke,
you ever wonder,
you ever like,
you know,
that famous Windows XP background?
You can,
like,
find the location
where it was shot.
Watch this.
We're at the
Windows XP background
in real life.
You guys remember this
from the screensaver.
Super cool.
Do you have any Percocet?
there you go
there you go we got
we got one more for you Luke
never forget
morning
morning
what are these bombs
doing everywhere
that's all
that's all the shit we can handle this week
Luke okay I give it a C
you had some bangers but it wasn't
yeah two hours on
the dot, Luke. Look at this.
Look at you. I'm like Solie Solinger land in this plane, right?
If that's his last name, sure.
All right. All right. Thank you very much for watching. Reminder, folks.
You can follow the show. You can like and subscribe, but the show's not ending.
All right. Just my current role. We'll see what happens in the future if I can can.
You can follow us there. You can subscribe to our YouTube channels. One of those channels, of
course, is the main card minute with Luke Nocita. LIL, what can we expect from the prop quiz?
this week we got the what do we have the first semi final matchup this friday it's uh i'm not gonna
oh i guess i'll really say it's oscar versus gaff it's coming out friday though so look forward to that
on friday and then i'm recording the next semi final matchup later today actually i didn't
long island how is it possible i'm in remote parts of columbia and i have better internet than you
i don't know dude i don't know what it is it looks fine on here but i see it on the front end there
with the just terrible it is raining outside maybe that is something to do that yes
internet but for the rain yeah yeah i don't know too i couldn't tell you uh long island luke do you
have a uh new year's resolution you want to share with the people at all maybe give up resin
oh shit there's a lot of pressure i haven't thought about it at all but no definitely not give up resin
no that way resin is the leftover gifts bro i didn't i got to tell you this before we get out of here
like uh columbian uh new year's eve is like was wild bro so not only do they party roll it and all that
kind of stuff but like they you make an effigy of yourself and then you burn it um at the
at the middle of the night right and you have to eat a bunch of grapes and you have to take
your wedding ring and put it in a wine glass and then drink it not the the the ring but the
wine and then you have to take all your luggage and run around the boy dude i'm not it sounds
like i'm making a bunch of shit up i promise you i'm not like it's a whole thing and we're supposed
to be doing all of that this year so we'll see how that goes have fun with that i'll be doing
nothing Luke okay nothing at all uh by the way programming schedule this friday january 2nd
we will have a pre-taped episode of part two of our mk documentary directors cut rewatch look it seems
like people enjoyed that yeah i enjoyed it too uh except looking like a you know fat fuck but other
than that um it was nice to go down memory lane and again i hadn't seen no sense the original
airing so it was now have you seen documentaries five through
seven that we're going to show. So which one
is the one where they came to the house? That's
seven. So five is
Cleveland with Ariel. Six
is winning the award
in Vegas. Seven is coming
home. So I've probably seen six
and seven multiple times, but that's it.
Have you seen five?
I've seen five.
Actually, I'm not,
I think I've seen five. I don't know.
All right. We're going to go behind the scenes
and give you the inside. Look at
that. It's going to be this Friday, 11 a.m.
Eastern. Don't miss it. Don't forget a week from today. My final time in the studio,
Metal Arc in Manhattan. What do we have planned for that? I don't think we'll have fights
to recap, right? So what do we?
Let's do what do you want to do. It's your show. Let's do what you want to do. You want to do
you want to do. Here's what I'm going to say. Can I, can I, can I ad lib something here?
Yeah. I don't know if it will work. I'm not really not into that. Oh, hold on. I don't know if
it will work. Put it back up, Long Island. Put it back up. If you've got like an interesting or
fun goodbye message for BC send them in video 30 seconds or less i think that's pretty fair right 30
seconds or less and uh audio you know 30 seconds or less writing you know keep it to i don't know
250 words something something pretty manageable but uh send it in and we'll play we cannot play all
of them but we'll pick and choose some of the better ones and we'll play them for bc especially if
you've been on the show in some capacity before appy if you're watching this somewhere
from a french prison try and figure this out uh you know somebody who has been a donk of the
year or you know part of the show if you just want to take me in the donk where's um web scream
we need these guys to come out of the wood web screen dms me all the time i talk to them all the time
over dm you know what web scream web scream you owe us one last one last piece of artwork
you all right morning combat at gmail dot com also a final fan subs of this era for for monday
we'll do have you seen the shit what do you got no seat i was just wanted to say shout out to web
scream. I have his Hamilton poster he made of
you guys hanging out. That's true. I still
have the 1917 poster on the wall
with me above the head. That's
the show for today. Hey guys, be safe. This
New Year's Eve, okay? Don't drive.
Be safe. Have fun.
26 is going to be a big year for all
of us. Okay? So get, buckle up. Get in.
Get ready. Get in shape. Get clear
mentally. Take care of yourself.
Luke, safe travels
home from Columbia.
L-TBC, L-I-L-L-L-L-L. We say goodbye.
We out of here.
Thank you so much.
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