MORNING KOMBAT WITH LUKE THOMAS AND BRIAN CAMPBELL - Morning Kombat Documentary Series Director's Cut Part 1 | BC Farewell Tour

Episode Date: December 26, 2025

It's time for a Donkumentary rewatch with BC, LT and LIL. The fellas take you through a little taste of MK history on the first of a special two-part series. Happy Holidays, Donks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. Revely, revely. Look at us now, tip to scoop. Oh, Jesus. Oh, ha. Shout for morning combat. Do you want a margarita?

Yes! It's us doing what we love. It's time to bang. Oh, yeah, oh, oh yeah. Let's get fired up. The day after Christmas, you are watching this live. It's Boxing Day in Canada, and it's documentary day here on Morning Combat Friday, December 26th of the 25s. Happy holidays to everybody.

care whether you're celebrating the Christmas, the Kwanza, or the Chinooka in between Smokey Robinson. My name is Brian Campbell, you know me, from the Hartford, Connecticut suburbs, that alpha guy, you know what I mean? And then next to me, live and direct from Columbia for this

very, very, very special episode, Morning Combat, documentary, rewatch, Directors Cut, part one. It's Luke, Franklin Thomas. Yes, Luke. You fired up or what? I never enjoyed doing these documentaries,

although I admit they're a charming part of MK's history. But here it is, I have to deal with both you walking out the door, as well as to watch your fucking art projects on the way out of the door. Looks like, you know, these docs were like a nice, you know, sprinkling of salt and pepper on what we did. I'm like, no, this is what we did.

This is what we accomplished. The show... I've not seen these since they came out. So it's been quite a long time for me. I have like an eighth row viewing of them every month and a half. You know, just, just, just, you trustfully go down there. No, I have not seen them since they came out. Oh, Luke, in the space, time continuum to be, you know, fair with the people.

We are recording this before the Christmas holiday, but it's airing afterwards. Would you guess that the Tookster had a phenomenal Christmas in South America? Uh, given how poor I am, she fucking better. You know what I mean? But yes, I think she's going to have a phenomenal Christmas, uh, you know, her in-laws are going to spoil her. They do that every time. And not that's even a good thing necessarily, but I'm just like, she's not going to go lacking. She'll be all right. All right. And also, before we get into the business, you were telling us off camera about a Colombian delicacy you had, which is hot chocolate

with cheese in it. They don't do this everywhere, I'm told. They only do it in like the higher mountain regions, which is where Bogota is. They, if the cheese is very mild, it's not like they're putting like chunks of sharp cheddar in there. It's, it's almost flavorless, to be honest, you but they put it in the hot chocolate then they also put breads in there and they just let that shit soak and then they eat it with a spoon and i'm like most 99% of columbian food i actually really enjoy i'm like this is the worst way to have hot chocolate imaginable i don't understand how this is superior to just drinking it listen bc i'm not opposed to duncan or marshmallow or too right i think you know i'm not honest man i get it i get it but like you know here's some rocks

salt and cigarette butts and just you know oh there's some lint in my pocket throw that it doesn't make the hot chocolate better the hot chocolate was good on its own i don't get it all right there you go if you're wondering what is this weird special episode we're delivering you it is part one of a two part series in which we look back on the documentaries today will be parts one through four parts five through seven will come later on the bc victory parade tour uh we're going to have some fun with that they'll give you sort of a mystery science theater 3,000. If you're old like us, you'll get that reference. Director's cut of the inside.

You want to get inside MK all the way up to your elbow. Today is your opportunity to do that. We'd like you to subscribe to this program. We'd like you to follow it as Luke takes down a little, a little Diet Coke there, a little Coke Zero. This is my baby da gaseosa, Coca-Cola, Ciro. Yeah, yeah, that's great. You can subscribe.

The show's not dying, okay, just our marriage. but for now for now we may we may listen i tried to make it work i'm not the one i'm not the one who's brightened the john deer letters motherfucker you always had a headache you know what i mean every time i wanted to bang you know what i mean it was it was awful uh you can watch our extended youtube channels there as well mine's a little bit dormant right now i'm working on it i'm working on and talking to the legal department i'm working on it all right uh let's say hi to the third member of our team he'll be producing and directing today he's a bawling enthusiast he's the son of an Australian. It's Luke Nocita of the main card minute. Yeah. What up, boys? How are we doing? Got the nice

little three box for us today? I mean, we're moving up in the, just in time for you to leave B.C., we're moving up in the place. Yeah, I was going to say, BC, he's slowly inching his way into your position here. No, not really. We're just using a different setup today for everyone at home. And, you know, I got the little nicer setup on this, you know. All right. We don't know what happened at the Nocita family Christmas. We're hoping, you know, we're hoping, you know, we're hoping. I I'm probably pretty hungover right now. That's all I got to say. All right, this guy loves Bud Light Can, but that's the life he chooses, I guess. Quick reminder, if you want to support the show, the best way to do it is with our merchandise shop.

Morningcombat.combat.shop is the internet address. Aren't we out of everything? We sold out of posters, I heard, which is phenomenal, but you see it right there. Who's Grifton better than MK? The BC Farewell Sale, 50% off anything with my face on it. Remember, my final episode will be Monday, January 5th in studio. So tune into that. This exclusive sale will go to the end of January 1st or I'm sorry, noon, Eastern on January 1st.

So check it out, mix and match the colors. You know what I'm talking about. We have December exclusives as well, the Masters of the Universe set up sale there. Luke, I mean, things are just fly. Look, you should quite, I think we should just lie. And next we'll say that you're leaving the show. We'll make it 75% off to bring that value up and then, you know, we'll just clean up. I think if we are out of stuff, we can just print more.

but we definitely have been moving units to a very, like, enormous degree. Absolutely. We will be back Monday in our regular spot, as usual, 11 a.m. Eastern as we, I think we're doing year-end stuff, whatever. We got a couple more episodes to go in this relationship. Let's have fun with it. So Luke Thomas, I guess there's not much else to say here as we set to begin the rewatch of documentaries one through four.

Maybe you could just set the stage for us from this. the whole theme about these donks which was real life coming on to camera for a lot of these themes was that look to me this was the pride and joy of what we did for you reluctantly you're like yeah all right I'll do it whatever

what were your thoughts as we were heading into documentary number one coming out of the pandemic going back to the studio for the first time after COVID I didn't realize that's what documentary number one was about I should say I didn't remember that until we just rewatch a little bit here before the show.

So when I tell you that I am mentally checked out from these fucking things, I'm telling you, I watched them one time when they debuted, and I've never seen them since. I think what you're going to see, though, if I recall from recording, was BC really leaning into the medium, dare I say, art form,

and me being highly reluctant to ever engage in any of this frivolity. And I think that's actually what made it work in the end. Yeah, I guess in a lot of ways it did. Also, last chance here in Luke Nosea, you joined our show as a fan of it, which I love that backstory when you became employed with Malka and started working with Gaff on this show.

Where were we in the dock layout? I think five had just come out when I got hired. So I make like quick a bit, like I'm talking half a second appearances in six and seven, but I'm not in any of the first five. All right. I would have guessed you were there a little bit earlier. So when these were getting released,

what was your thoughts? I didn't probably start watching until the fifth because, and I think this goes for a lot. of fans, people who die hard for the show had no idea these existed. And me being one of them, I used to watch every episode, no idea the documentaries existed until I started working at all.

That's not surprising. They did not have shelf life, but you know, here we are. Dude, but I feel like everyone I've told to go back and watch it loves it. So I feel like... This is, but this is, you know, it's kind of, this is what blows my mind about these fucking things because prior to doing MK, I did something, people bring up all the time with me in person.

I did a little series called Luke Thomas is pissed where I just yelled about shit. Yeah, I loved it. It was great. Okay, Pete, I had so, I cannot tell you how many people have come to me and like, dude, I fucking love those. I'm like, guys, the videos tanked. How is that possible? How is that possible? No one was watching. That's not true. I mean, a couple of episodes did okay, but I actually ended up quitting because I had too much shit going on. But like, that's what kind of drove me nuts. These documentaries B.C. feel the same where it's like, they didn't like, they weren't our biggest like winners at the time, but people talk about them, I guess. Yeah, those who know, they know it was art.

So let's hit it. Episode number one, documentary number one, return the studio as we go back to the bomb shelter in Jersey City. Hit play. Let's hit it. Let's do it. What do you think this was? 2021, Luke, we reveal now, Luke, that you and I, we're going to be in proximity this week.

Wednesday show is our first show in a show. Wow. A lot of pepper on that beard. Since the pandemic, basically. We are back just for a brief time. I thought it was going to be 2021 before we got back there, honestly. Oh, so this is 2020. Okay, so late 2020, we recorded this.

This is November 2020. The next time we see you. No, see you to let me know that we did four donkey menries in eight months to kick this series off, which is incredible. Plenty of old orchids of combat. Plenty of happy endings to come, Luke. I am still fired up. Look at that hair. There's no gray hairs on that head. Wow.

This one. the second set not the first one yeah so the first one was the bomb shelter then we transition into orchids of combat i don't know if we ever gave our newest studio fucking joint yeah shout to 75 montgomery street it's still standing there this was pre taco bell in the basement too you should put your mask on stupid oh sorry about that they made us do that yeah yeah thank dr fouchy yeah oh here we go yeah latin fouchy that was that was an old reference right there Brian and I are back in the bomb shelter because there's a pay-per-view

So the premise here as Luke is explaining was ultimately We're gonna come back for the first time Did we even have a theme look? Did we even know at this point that we were We're fucking talking let me hear this shit We're doing some stuff for CBS Sports HQ We're doing some stuff for All right well I guess we'll just play him and I'll sit back and watch

As it relates to the Davis versus Santa Cruz Let's see, press conference and way in. Jesus. And then we are turning back into a pumpkin just in time for Halloween. Oh, orchids of combat. No one ever calls it down. We all called it the bomb shelter. From the Armageddon bomb shelter to the bomb diggered.

It started in the bomb shelter. Now we're here. The nondescript Armageddon bunker somewhere in the swamps of Jersey. And then out of nowhere at some point during the quarantine on the wall, the bomb shelter? Long past the point of the Robert Crafts can They'll continue to be funny. The old massage table, right?

Continues to call it the Orchids of Combat. No one ever called it that. When we did our last show in March, wasn't a motherfucker on the planet calling it that. Not even him. And then you fast forward one pandemic later. Look, you know, the point of the show is to talk over this. Hold on.

Hold on. That's the guy I have wedded my career to it. I just want to point out, I spent the best years of my on-camera career, fat as fuck. Well, that was post-pandemic. We all, we all put it on. There, you know what I'm going to survive. Oh, Jesus, kill me.

Shout to Jake Vaughan Amsterdam. Was this the photo shoot where we were sexually molested? No, this is not the shoot with, uh, what was that guy's name? Crup, where Crup was like, I need you guys in the, uh, downward dog 69 position for the night shot. He wanted us to basically do his pictures for his new comma sutra book. We were reluctantly touching during this shoot. It was very awkward. I like how I'm leaning like Trump.

I can't wait until your redacted emails come out from our correspondence here. You know what I wanted more of looking back on these? I wanted the staff to have their own like confessional interviews more often than this. They didn't want to do it. They didn't want to. I had to fight them on this. I wanted their government names in it. He's very three-round tough, but if you take him into, like, steep waters, I think he can outlast.

It is interesting how we evolve. You know, the first two donks are essentially documentaries are shot in one weekend. I think by the time we got to what? Like just grabbing like some weird. Documentary six, it was like a full year in one dock. It's just a weird shit. That's me. I think so.

Hell yeah. I still have that mug. I still use it. I don't have it. I took it home with him. Lera Hoover. 5 4, 3, 2, 1, 6, 7, 8, 910. 6 7.

It's a piece that I'm missing. If you shot me right there it is. There it is, the peace they resistance, Luke. What I'm all about. fucking fighting it's all the same right when you get those two energies together i was lampley before lamp i can't believe our motto and mascot were two guys with dicks touching that's really the spirit of this desk in what these two remember when i when i got that framed in a glass frame and i broke it on the way to that new year's eve episode when i had

COVID-18, remember that? So, lady, sat on it. They nearly fucked each other. And we have arrived at the position where he can't go five minutes without making some kind of inappropriate reference to sexual contact today. Well, you just can't get through five seconds of conversation without going dicks, dicks everywhere, dicks. I can't go into my phone around my family without the fear of someone's dick jumping out.

what would you say to some of the jokes about you guys acting as a married couple yeah that's pretty fair we're going take a whiz you know i'll say this if it is a marriage it's full of passion still we're still maybe in the honeymoon phase of the whole thing but everyone's pretty happy do you miss the bomb shelter yeah i do more so the days you know because we just could do whatever we wanted basically yeah it's good to hear you speak on this stream luke it went a long time with not saying a word you know chamber pot right here i mean maybe you misunderstood what this was supposed to be about you won't stop talking because we're that's what this is supposed to be you guys are

supposed to be talking over it if people want to just watch them in the spare stories behind it i haven't seen these i haven't these are relatively new to me this feels like home when we get in here from the bomb shelter to the bomb digby come back to orchids of combat where all the ending how died was your hair here states has to be happy we're able to to kind of just press pause on everything else and focus here on what really matters i voted another man challenging another man to fight for each other's honor i forgot about this guy that guy's the best i'm shitting blood was a great reunion that song needed to have more of a shelf life on our show's history

once after the power went off and then came back on again you ask me right now do i think lemma is top ten top brown i'm saying no that age well i think oh left the production issues Dude, I honestly memory hold that Oh, this fucking guy We are sort of in the political sphere Like the Kennedys We have fresh ideas

We're challenging the norm We're challenging the banking systems Do you believe that The Illuminati that really runs this world With the Rothschild family In the European banks That they're possibly Reptillion as well

Look how far ahead I was No, I read books B-C Jay is a spirit I really haven't seen since Sirhan Sirhan Bennington James, baby Oh, dude, who edited this? Was this Jake Monty, Amsterdam?

Yeah, the entire series is his baby. All of these? It's nice that you're just coming up to speed on who created them and maybe watching them for the first time right now. The air conditioner has been turned off, so even though it's 93 degrees. He's already effing this up. I'm going to tell my parents have always told me

throughout my life, you're a loser and nothing you do matters. comes to the idea of ambushing something people think he built this is great these are much better on the second watch we try to tell him Jay like that really is back to the future

I don't know if you understand the you had your mom we're going if it's mystery science theater you got to let it play out at least a little bit to BC oh my god I forgot about he had that fucking music video too how many music videos does Pennington James have BC

Like 20 plus What? And one of them for SOTS Song of the Summer He rented a speedboat And had Drone shots You know

I think he was all in on that Wait I don't think he rented that I think that's his real boat Brandon shot that I think he really thought he had created The Song of the Summer I thought he had like One or two of these

Oh no Jay was all in on Pennington for like a year You see making it look easy You think this guy is still alive? Yeah, Callie's around. Room service diaries that will be up in the morning, I think. To drink minimum? To drink minimum.

I tried to order 40s last night, and they rejected me, by the way. I was going to have something ready for your ass. Hell yeah, dude. Oh, I'm sorry, real 40. I love a good 40. Malt liquor. It's not. If you buy fucking Budweiser in a 40-ounce bottle, it's not a...

I'll die on this hell every time, Brian Campbell. You hate white people so much. You have consistently died on that hill. Why does liking actually... malt liquor and understand the difference between that and beer make me hate whitey it's a good question what could be the connection there yes it's a good question that's brian campbell i'm luke thomas for everyone at mulca and showtime especially the my daughter took these glasses that are wearing bc and then crumbled them up like a piece of paper

when she was about uh one or two and i no longer have thanks for watching and uh all your gains along with your dignity yes that's been well that's been gone for a while let's be honest are you really trying to say you've only seen this one time uh this is the second time i've seen this i'm not kidding this is all basically brand new to me i don't remember any of this apparently people like it when we booze and then say things will later regret so we do a that's true that is absolutely a true fact people always ask me to bc it's like why can't you guys hang around after like an mk today and then just do a room service diary somewhere and it's like You want two guys nearly 50 years old to just get a hotel room and drink sadness together and then talk about, I'm not sure.

I mean, it doesn't work exactly. There's got to be a little bit of, you know, an atmosphere. Yeah, I'm not going to bang just for fun, right? Like, you got to peg it to something, right? Dude, this liquor store was thorough but weird. Yeah, they had Kalo though. Shout out to Kalo. I used to go into this liquor store.

way like five times a week but only to get like regular drinks that was our spot back then shout out hey shout out to maniche who just made an appearance oh that's right that was maniche doesn't he live next door to this building in real life he did for years but he lives in jersey city still but not down the road anymore yeah oh yeah give me that old english oh yeah oh e pop pop you shut your pants wish hello everybody I think I'm using no different microphone here it's going to be yeah you got the bozo the cloud line we've used that a few times I like my bozo the clown microphone bitch Jersey City edition well you barely made it probably so much COVID strain in there

you know if you look under my left eye during the pandemic to be in like a skin tag grew underneath my eye I had to get that thing lasered off oh yeah I've described your style as very master but only okay you know it's a bad thing same style I'm looking to... How is my style masturbatory and yours is not. You're very, you know, one-man takeover. Like a blind man in Norgie.

I want to feel around a little bit in there, okay? It takes a lot of effort, right? Show Malka is filming a documentary on our return to the bomb shelter. That's right, they are. You feel like we... Was this... This was all the same trip? Yes.

Yes. It was like a long week or whatever, right? Yeah, yeah, where we probably stay for about three nights. Oh, dude, that that Hyatt House? I love that Hyatt House. The Riot House, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That was right on the water overlooking. The Hyatt House, dude, that Hyatt House, let me tell you about that Hyatt House.

What was so good about it was, they would give us rooms, B.C. That would legitimately be, like, really nice sweets. Like, it'd have a little kitchenette, a place to eat dinner. You know, the bedroom would be walled off, you know, it was really nice. But then you'd walk in the hallways, and, you'd walk in the hallways, and there would be a stabbing, just straight up Jersey City. You know, and isn't that right? Like the hotel itself, it was centrally located.

It was by the train. But it had a weird vibe to it. A couple times you get that room where the whole wall is glass and you're looking out at like the Empire State Building and the Freedom Tower and stuff. That was a, that was a nice. Oh, that's right. Well, I think you got that one more than I ever got that one.

Yeah, they liked me more there. You're telling me we're getting the very best of Jervante Davis. You know he's going to be dangerous, Luke, from the opening bell in round one. I completely, I completely forget. that we came back in coordination with tank david's fight which if you recall was a i know you don't know this bc was a brutal ass uppercut knocking the guy out with one shot but i don't know when we're coming back oh my god tension you see a future in which we're live monday wednesday

friday a lot of people say bc you got that's crazy that we used to do three live shows a week dude oh yeah that's a lot of uh there was a lot of creativity to fill out those two hours every episode i miss okay bet that was someone asked me what segment i missed the most from the show and it's well the rsd interviews were fun not i'm not saying the actual interviews that we did with like other people but honestly high court never got a chance to really get going

yeah that's the one i wish we had a chance to do more of i think episode two of high court the john Jones is he the goat debate is it might be peak mk that might be the greatest moment of our why's that that was my first day in studio was are you john jones episode of high core yeah first what did you what did you think of that episode i thought it was great you guys did a live show before it too and i it was just all surreal meeting you got it was a cool moment it was wow man luke i think it was the high peak the high peak point for you me chuck was there and he did great of just improv creativity like we did not script a damn thing about that like it was

just like i didn't know i was doing that british accent until we started right we just like rolling out the balls and it worked we had no rules we just kind of meanwhile i'm a little bit more like and people are like were you guys really that high during that episode in the end you're an important i'm like no we were higher that was the key you know what i mean oh here we go correctly yeah this whole bit when you were like i'm the sauce i mean the only reason i didn't dunk harder on this was because you weren't listening that's the only reason look at you you're not even listening i just didn't want to hurt your feelings but you know

if it made you happy maybe it wasn't true then it's true now the sauce is the boss luke okay you know what i mean yeah how is it that i managed to have a significantly wider audience than you by being is it is by being boring luke is it quality or quantity okay what if i told you both bro in the history of my life you know i you know what for example i was like well i still have that coffee mug but then you're like yes i i forgot the orange one i forgot to bring that home the last day of the studio but i have the other i don't think i have it dude you need psychological counseling way more i want the orange i'm pretty sure yours is still there luke because the day i left yours was still there at the fucking

Yeah, I feel like why would anyone... It said your name on the bottom of it. I don't think anyone would take it. BC, did you ever wear that shirt on national television? Yes, on Fox. Regular, big Fox. What did they say?

They were like, great job. You look fantastic. It's actually made out of that material where you could like sweat in it and you wouldn't show it. You could have used that in Cleveland for documentary number five. I mean, Luke, like we said, Luke's style is very masturbatory in, in...

I think you have the most masterptory style I've ever heard. He wants to be alone. He wants to have the control. And when he has that, there's no limit to the amount of stuff that comes out of it. But in the pair duo setting... Yo, who cut the, who cut your fucking hair? Look at that fade. That's a great fade.

That's the worst thing I've ever seen. No, that's odd. I mean, don't get me wrong. I had bad pandemic haircuts, too. I'm not... Well, actually, I may have done that one. I was doing my own fades in the pandemic. I mean, look, I got the worst haircut, too.

Mine's ass, but... Yeah, but I didn't pay $100 from mine, so that's the difference. I cannot believe how fat I was. This is insane. The original conception I even had for the show was that we would take turns. You told me, the true story, you told me after Documentary 2 came out

and you watched it, that you'll never watch it again because you don't ever want to see how fat is. That's probably true, because this is terrible. I'm actually quite embarrassed about it. Well, if I got news for you, documentary two is up next let's go I mean what can I do you see it is what it is it's history

brothers it is what it is Luke I would say the theme of this first documentary is there's two people that are hosting the show that don't like each other and one of them thinks no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no fully utterly totally disagree

you for some reason invented in your mind reasons to have friction with me i did not have friction with you well you had friction with all of us i just think you didn't know about it you know what i mean yeah yeah i don't think i did you have imagined some kind of idea that you have come along to save me rather than realizing we both can level up in our own unique ways by parry as one i feel like that's true i was definitely winning this argument lady, she cleans you up of it. I mean, how...

I protect the brand at morning combat. Look at this dope. Hey, could you get thicker rims, asshole? Luke, Luke, is like parading them all over? Look, what percentage of this stuff is really, you think? And you sort of practice it, maybe that gets you... Uh, but the thing is, I say, I don't know, I mean... This is the problem, not the problem, but just the, it's not a problem, but the, the, the editorial vision of this is so tied to you.

it's like have you seen this shit like this is so tied to your creative expression that i'm you're the one who takes the side of the audience there's obviously acroboting on screen but it was designed by you like this is you living out your deranged fantasies about what you thought the reality was and i'm just trying to act my way through it you know never part of my office and you consistently align yourself with the people who have issues with me ask yourself this is all True. It doesn't mean you have to indulge their every whim. Also true.

Skits a bit. Our producers messaging us right now being like, I cannot even begin to explain the budget that we used to have. Can we pause and bring Matt Snyder on here just for one second? I don't know if you can come on screen or not. Can you pause the thing? Pause this. I could pause it, but we can't bring in Snyder on here.

You can't put them in the middle box? I just want to say for just a second. I'll do it. Just for the record, just for the record. Oh, no, he doesn't want to come on. Just for the record, BC, you agree. We've never had a budget like this. And I'm not saying Paramount's not taking good care of you.

But there's a pretty good reason to believe we probably won't have a budget like this ever again in our career. This was a special time that we thought was normal because we lucked into the show where if we came up with an idea, the next day, the props would have been bought to execute it. Like, it would be ready to go. It was just got what do you guys want to do? We're like, uh, dumb shit. They're like, let's do it. Yeah, Snidey, get in here. Please, he can't.

He doesn't want. Don't make, don't make them. Don't make them. Put the cam on Snyder. I told him to put his camera on. If he puts his camera on, I can bring him in. All right. Let's see if he's got the guts to tell the real.

Oh, yeah, let's go. Let's go. Give me one second to do it. Give me one second to do it. Talk much of your sister. Extraordinary nephew of Redskins owner. It's Matthew. Hey, those are the commanders.

Snyder. It's the command of. He is, by the way, Luke, would you see? There he is. There's Matt Snyder right there. Yes. Inside the director's moving. I'm happy to talk, B.C. I'm just trying to keep this moving. We do need to keep this moving. All right. You can press play on the dock.

Matt, you were the one who literally would craft the doc's storylines and then I would execute them. This is what would it be, right? This is what it was. We would craft these holistically. You would execute and then Jake and I would go into a weird series of mood boards. And just a full comprehensive edit that would make everything exaggerated and with as many absurd jokes and references as possible. You see that more as we progress throughout the doc series. You don't really, like this one is so basic. I felt like we really had like an exponential growth story. It's different.

You don't get the same kind of. Also, BC, when we get to it, Doc three, we made it up on the fly in Puerto Rico, which was by my time. of Doc three. That was what Luke just bailed out on. Yeah. Is that Puerto Rico? Yes. And Bellator at Piccar Market. I couldn't go to that. I couldn't. I think you saw close. I came to see you a video. I just from my heart to you guys, this really is the story of and the growth of men. And I'm very proud of what we did.

Thanks, man. You got it. Also don't believe you that you haven't watched this. I have not watched this. I could, I swear out my daughter. I've not seen this. i think you see really really like that well thank you matt yeah we'll bring you back if we have questions i appreciate your appearance yeah you were hating on me this time i always do thank you very much you know i think i was i was carving out my own territory by being a hater i know you're doing games because you can't be nice look we had a great

see i did i know your bitch ass so well thank you staff appreciate everyone all right you know we made good content this week and they put a taco bell in the lobby of this building yeah it was the worst taco bell ever though to be it was a terrible taco bell i am brian campbell big beige big bbcc may all your ex-lovers Stay satisfied. Such a dumb side of. So that's the end of one. That's the whole documentary number one,

which really just focused on will this partnership stay together? They're at odds. But I kind of feel like that was the theme again for documentary number two because we didn't have any other ideas. I don't understand why this is the theme because what else were we going to do

that was better than this at this time? I think you're right. Yeah. So here's documentary number two. the best opportunity both of us had by a million miles no cita when did this one air how long after the first one so this one came out in march of 2021 yeah i got that i got that uh was that geoffrey's coffee what was that called gregories gregories you love some gregories i don't think it's gonna be another nine months i used to wear jordan's before my feet got fucked up

it was windy as balls outside damn right your favorite combat show if it ain't this one it will be it will be will be we will be oh turning all the lights on jersey city you're probably make it in my factory town you know look there's still an argument

that number two is the best in the series you think this one's the best it's either this one or the last one in my opinion number seven redemption wait what's number seven That's the one where we chronicle the full year. We went to my hometown.

We went to your house. Oh, boy, that one I've seen more than once. Yes, that one I've seen more than once. Wow. I missed that place because that was our shit hole. That was our little playground. They used to bring us food and coffee. Oh man, we had it good.

Do you remember the first episode of the show? It was a full catering job. job and we're like, this is great. We never saw that catering again. That was just like a one time one again. Shout out to Courtney. Courtney in the house. Room service diaries, too.

But the Crown Jewel will be Saturday night, a post-fight show in the old bomb shelter where we'll cover the fights right after they are over. Which fight? While we weigh, McGregor, too. Oh, that's this one? The show's life gone, so to speak. Oh, you got to pause it right here. In the fact that, you know, I've got to carry the...

Oh, not yet, not yet, right? Yeah, I was going to say, didn't we decide it was... Keep it going, keep it going. Try to create content. Oh, BC, you know, it's not enough that you're just sitting there and talking, you know? You know, you... So you know, you know, you're a die job on this one is not as... You know what I mean?

You want to show us something? Not as pronounced. Look, MECC... Look, you have so many followers on Twitter. Did you ever use one of those memories... Stop, stop, stop, stop. No, where the toilet is just a whole. hole in the floor?

Yes. I don't know if I can handle all of this pressure. You come out, BC again, you know, beyond all the time. You know, carry this documentary. Yeah, I mean, when the producers told us they were shooting a documentary, I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, what is.

All right, quick pause, quick pause. Let's focus on the task at hand. Because this is the central tension of doc two and three, to be fair, and parts of four, and actually all the way through five, will Luke play ball? This is real, right? Luke, like them coming to you saying, hey, we're going to like people think maybe we set up an hour to shoot we had cameras the entire time the entire time now what i will say is a little bit phony is some of these testimonials that bc

and i are doing those are a little trumped up for fun but if you're catching me on set like this where they're roaming you might get the real thing there yeah yeah i think you are and there's tim the the backup cameraman for jake shout out to that guy can i be funny enough to carry for both of us because luke doesn't care about this shit Bro, I'm trying to eat in peace. Snyder's saying in our chat, but the only people that like the docs are me and Jay, by the way. This is either going to be a good doc or it's not.

I'll tell you what. I'm going to perform. This is how we do it. You know what? I'm going to have to pause it right there, Luke, because things are about to get a little spicy about what my opinion of these docs and this show were. Spicy enough that I had a call in our friends at Cuervo.

Yes. Hey, so wait, you invented tequila? Yeah. shots fired let's go let's go and of course this look back shots fired brought to you by quervo now is a good time to enjoy the tequila that invented tequila some have still said to this day that this upcoming rant is not only true luke thomas it's the greatest moment in documentary history let's watch it is our noun is a noun or a verb because i'm going to verb i'm going to art all over this place, all right?

I'm going to, and it's really going to be up. Can Luke bring something to the table for this? Look, I know there. And to get that out of him, will it end up driving us apart? If he likes saying this dumb shit because it makes him feel better, what am I going to do? Sit here and hurt his feelings and make him do a bad job. Just let him have his thing.

Oh, that's chest here. I stand by that. That felt like a COVID test. You look like in the house right there. Wow. You want to look up who's actually pulling numbers on the station in the channel. I'll let you know what time it is.

Do you consider yourself an artist? A quality, not quantity. Do you consider yourself an artist? Do you consider yourself an artist? Look, this is a growing bit of contention. Look at that stupid ass face. Hey, BC, you got, you know, you got jokes. You got a schick, it's fun, but you're going back to the well too much on this stick.

You know, what is art? Are we art? Is art art art? You know, we've heard that joke too much. But I don't think it's a joke anymore as much as it's a... a it's a realization and I hope people realize this too that like it's talking into a microphone right it's like I watch a fight I've got an

opinion about it and I share it what we are doing here at morning combat what I'm doing like Luke may have thought we signed up for a show that takes pretty good boxing and MMA takes and a passion for what we do but has that is the fact what the contract says corporate backing and showtime and CBS and Malka

and oh we're going to do the best talk show it's not a fucking talk show all right Like, I'm sorry, Luke, I might be using you. No, I am using you. He's trying to please a large fan base. He's trying to talk about sports. I'm painting fucking art out there. One day, the moment Luke realizes that he's a brush,

he's a piece of wood with bristles coming out of it, and I'm taking him, and I'm using him, and I'm making the art. I'm spraying that shit all over. And the trained ones, the ones who get it, the ones who know, if you know that you know that you know, They watched this show. They know what they watched.

Picasso. They watched Coltrane. They watched Pestorius. Not Oscar. I'm talking about Jocko. I have not a goal to get 100. You don't care about 100,000 subscribers. This is art, though, to me, okay?

I am an artist. B.C. don't make it look easy. He makes it look e-soul. I just hope that when you watch an episode of Morning Combat, you feel it, you feel it? You get it? Luke's playing checkers. This is abstract.

what is actually going on in this show. I don't know if Showtime and CBS know what they really have here, but what we have here is art. And you can't, there's no subscriber number, there's no Twitter followers that can make that any more than it is. It's either art or it's not, all right?

You know what I'm saying? Do you feel good about that? Luke, I got to stand by that. I mean, you know, shots fired, but I have to say that, like, that is, sorry, hit the wrong on there. That is, to me, the central, underlying truth of the show.

Is it a combat sports show where you and I paired our experience and personalities and made chemistry and gave great takes? Yes. But this was always going to be a canvas for my, for the only skills I truly have. The, you know, stupid conversation. This was going to be the only chance to paint the art of unnecessary 90s lyric shoutouts and poor in, you know,

perfectly hidden dirty jokes Luke you wore the paintbrush that I used to make art okay that's a true fact I think the rules are a little bit reversed but what I would say is certainly you expanded the editorial vision from what it normally was to

something a little bit bigger albeit for not a very large audience but nevertheless one that existed I will admit since this show is about reveals that a lot of my early bullshit on this show was to try to compensate compensate for an insecurity I had regarding MMA.

Not that I hadn't been watching since the early 90s. I'd been working in high-level MMA, you know, since 2012. Like, I've been around, right? But, like, I wasn't known for anything more than boxing through about this portion of my career. I was working at CBS. I was covering the big fights. But to me, I was like, I got to bring something else to kind of keep up with you

in MMA in this. So I just thought, hey. Dick Jote should work. You know, that should work. Well, I appreciate that, B.C. This one shot's fired, brought to you by Cuervo. Now it's a good time to enjoy the tequila that invented tequila. Back to documentary number two.

He's an artist in the same way he is a sex icon. Oh, that's awesome. Luke, uh, talk for me here, right? And this is the beginning of Jay's exit here. Okay. We've already started until we are live live. Did you hear that? He goes Luke talk for a bit and I go, Jay is a failure.

Oh, I feel good about that, Joe. Stop, stop, just get fucking started. You don't need it. You don't need it. Please, can we start? We are pissing away views, please. we are R. Kellying all the views what we are doing

all right women's promos oh back when I had a little bit of I had a little bit of what do you would have called that anxiety by doing the best job possible yes and I'll give you credit

even when you were the most pissed at me you'd still sell a joke you know what I mean if it penetrated you'd still sell it where's how are you coming from yeah good question jay why don't you figure it out guys this was every episode jay ever worked out with us this moment right here this was every episode and notice jay never takes responsibility for it not freaking once

that's brian campbell i'm lu thomas from cb sports we'll see you guys later until then peace Look, you were legit pissed right there. All right. Uh, yeah. You're calling me a shit chat. That's where, that's what you're talking. Okay. I just have a brief conversation.

What did he say? Let's just have a brief conversation. Sinked. So is the ambient audio for like a hot minute. Look at my face. Like I'm like, no, no disrespect to you or the origins of your feeling, but what the fuck, Jay? Can we not do that for the next one? Would that be all right with you guys?

Well, now it's set up. Now we'll be good the rest of the week, you know, Saturday night, Friday. Sweet, sweet. You do this on the post-fight and I will lose my shit. The good is I won't actually be. This is real. This is real. This is absolutely real.

You can't storyboard what's real. The best is you being like, this better not happen Saturday. He's like, I won't be here Saturday. He's like. Here's Jay. Sir's Jay. Ready? So we've got good news and bad news.

Um, the bad news is you're going to die. Here's the good news. Great show. You did a great job. The bad news is some kind of Star Trek feed from the nearby TV came in, and all they can hear is you guys speaking Klingon for the first five minutes. I feel like we should pause real quick right now, because there is a creation. Luke, do you remember?

Oh, let it rock. Let a rock. All right, I guess I won't tell an inside story. Keep going. Tell the inside story as it goes. You know, was this the right idea? Tell the story. To make a second documentary so quick, a documentary.

Ryan Campbell, tell the story. Can you hear me? Can nobody hear me? What the fuck? I could hear you, L.T. I think BC, yeah, BC, can you hear us? B.C., can you hear me? I'm just having a lot of audio issues.

Okay, because my shit's working. Do you want to tell your story, B.C.? So look, documentary number two, this was real. Jay had a stretch where Jay was great in the beginning. Jay was really good. He created technological advancements for us. He got us going in the pandemic. I think we were like the top show during the pandemic.

One of the first ones that figured out how to go live from home on the regular before everybody got on Zoom. But this was a stretch where I created the monster, LT, did I not? I wanted Jay on camera more because off camera, he's delightfully goofy and hilarious. He is. Jay, seriously, off camera, Jay can't get out of his own way. He's hilarious. On camera, he freezes up, and I think the opportunity to be a playable character in this universe, which I created, poisoned his ability to direct the show. And this was a stretch of so many errors that he screwed this episode up so bad and the thing that we filmed after it that, Luke, I don't know if you remember this, but we had a conference call from our hotel, you and me in your room, with Jay's boss.

on the other end do you remember this and I wanted the doc cameras to film it but everybody said no I don't remember this and Jay got Jay got suspended and pulled off of our show for like six months so that's why documentary number three was supposed to be us telling the real story about what happened to Jay and then last minute we were told that we couldn't tell that story but this this is what was going on while we were filming this one right here yeah this far's very real about that uh and go like Connor McGregor fights no one cares about We're talking a lot about the McGregor-Porye rematch this this week, but the first fight, that's us right now, Lou. I don't think so.

I think he's just being an asshole. So I tried to be fair, there were times I was an asshole filming these on purpose. And I never knew if you knew that it was K-favor. You did, half the time behind the scenes, you were just trying to rage bait me into some kind of, you know, meltdown. unless the real truths come out of who we are. What our intentions are in this show and what we're trying to do. The hot sauce. You're doing a review of Dustin Porriere's, you know, barbecue sauce.

That did better than any documentary. You know, Dustin will retweet us. I think it did two X better than the best documentary. To get so loose. You know, could I get the choking from behind? Probably. Like, you know, could I get the tap if I commit to that? Probably.

You know, probably. but um i just want him to know through this process that life's not as real are you saying more dumb shit this is that was completely real just business i had a whole skit plan where i was going to talk shit about you and you legitimately walked in on it and got pissed what were you saying what's going on with the sauce did a fucking review ate that shit is it good is it good if i did this to him you cry yeah watch you spill it all of your jean look i think you got you may not be the first time right yeah that i forgot that geez i forgot this shit oh jesus no i don't mean food you eat on an airplane i mean like no without any type of seasoning or sauce on it yeah i know i know i'm white but no

you like the sauce i like you like the sauce yeah yes i know you think you're the sauce but you're not um but yes i do like flavor all my food all right pause real quick Go to the MK YouTube channel. That's real for you, Luke. This is an example of me completely playing up the storyline that we're executing, trying to bait you. You know what, though, no, no. You falling for it, getting very upset.

It is partly you doing that. It is partly you doing that. But what you have to understand is part of my rage such that I have contending me. Like, I've just, I mean, could you pause it in a less flattering image? My God. But, but these are all, oh, my God, that's better. but the reality is what I also kind of objected to was the meta of it where it's like I know you're doing a bit

but I couldn't stand that the bit was constantly trying to just needle me so the problem was we were getting the eighth row whenever the doc cameras would be around for the entire time so there would be times that I would fall so deep into character and like not have the sense to turn it off and I remember one time you came in we were doing like a four day shoot I think it was during this shot during this weekend and you came in and just scream

dreamed at me and you're like, can I have one fucking morning off where you're not trying to get me pissed off? Like you just went off on me. Yeah. I mean, that was tightly wound. Yeah, there we go. Let's hit point. And then tell me who the sauce is. If he's the sauce, I'm the kitchen, the plates, the cooking utensil, the gas coming into the car, the oven, the people eating, the napkins, the wine. Let me ask you a question about art. Do you think what Justin Bieber does with so many downloads and millions of followers. Do you think his music is art? Or you think it's pop hollow bullshit?

I think you don't understand that we are the sauce, not you. That's the truest thing you ever said, Luke, right there. That's the truest thing. I actually felt bad when I watched the dock back for the first time. I felt bad that I was whining you up, Luke. Oh, okay. Jersey City. Where it says retail space, that's where they put a talk about all.

in combat not just a show today we're also hosting the way-ins on showtime we're going to set the stage for that on the scales and then jake loves showing us as bad as possible too dude the producers bringing this up and he's right the musical score to these is how is morale how is more not high because we're all trying everyone's tired and um shit is not working out the way it should be yesterday was not was not was not planned this is not part of a documentary there he is yeah this is all real right here

by the way they eventually gave this job to Manich and it was infinitely better almost immediately Marty Schoenheimer with the Redskins Richard Nixon after this week I don't know if I'll ever see Jay again this is documenting a divorce

he said we're good we're good to go the best was this implied that Jay did not work for Malca anymore meanwhile he continued to work there for like four more years also I gotta say BC would have this angle being like, you know, it's going to be sad to lose Jay. And I'm being like, I won't know even notice if he's gone. He had screwed up again this morning so badly that behind the scenes, we were like, he has to go.

We push for it. Having a canopy for my art. If you were willing to squash our beef, I don't have beef with you. And see, see? He certainly don't have beef with me without the sauce on top. You're the sauce in the same way that, uh, I mean, I can't. What a stupid thing to say. He still has this weird thing where he thinks he's fucking.

Sam Cook and the Harlem in the 1960s showing up on stage after the opener and then coming in and bringing the house down Okay Meanwhile you know I'd say a little bit more of the guy who cleaned up after Sam cook was done I mean is it creepy to keep your nails long that's mean I don't believe that dogs enjoy a good scratch is that creepy I came here to art this week all right? I don't know this was the era when you used to be in the April forever now I don't realize that no I don't think so yeah was this was that was that was that was that was that there. He looks happy.

Yeah, good point. There's one of the floor. That's Ray Flores' his brother. Miguel, right? Yes. Is Miguel a Bears fan in the same way? Yes. Not as aggressive as Ray.

I got to go piss and then I'm ready to bang here. We're going to bang on the air. We're going to have sex on the air, baby. oh god they say black is slimming brother i have destroyed this so many times i've shut that toilet down the left one a lot of time

i cannot tell you how many times do you see so this is one of those bathrooms where the lights inside are motion sensor and i can't say i would take dump so long it'd be pitch black by the time i had to go clean up been there in fairness the timer was like three minutes so it went black anytime you took it okay all right i thought it was just me like you know just lingering on the commode okay that's a true story we got mediterranean for lunch that day i that toilet overflowed after i used after i tried to flush it and i just avoided the janitor

the rest of the day with you thank you very much morning combat time usually the prep for the show i uh usually i yeah usually i uh usually i don't do much you know I don't actually usually shower. I thought, you know, this happens in my house a lot. And I'm always saying, my wife, that's water. It's just water. It's probably not water. Definitely not water.

When you wake up. That's urine. It's like life has won a fist fight with your dreams. And that's really deep if you think about that. Life has won a fist fight with your dreams. Six minutes to live. That's the lyrics to the Luke and BC make it look. E.C. song, Luke, with the shitting blood.

There's Gaff. 15 seconds. You're not listening. All right, Brian, coming to you in five, four, three, two. I lost those glasses, by the way. Buggery, buggery, donks. It is Friday, January 22nd, 2021. Buggery, buggery.

Thanks. Audio's good. We're good. Oh, yeah, man, each at the controls. There's no replacement for this show in person. I don't care how many Zoom calls we do. I don't care how many Skype interviews we do. I don't care about any of that stuff, but there's no.

substitute for this these are the predictions people want from you look for as much as you brag about your subscriber base do you realize how i only brag about it when you're like i'm the sauce like what fucking sauce is that bitch the docks orchids of combat j tug's tips are we in lithuania uh did jay fuck up so bad yesterday secretly to bring luke and i back together that's a mind fuck there's two things luke sends in my instagram dm's big booty Latinos or pictures of corpse George corpse grinder with his family yes being a very nice father there's big Lou that verse you have a choice he was tall you can let it split you up or you can let it unite you we're doing the latter I think we did

come together after Jay screwed that whole thing up and we got that you with pasta sauce on the deck there yeah we are not the enemies people think we are fully executed the sauce give it over look I will pour it over both of us right okay all right all right we have to do room service diaries tonight the post fight show right after the main event you gotta be here and that was the one where I did the reaction

when Poirier smoked him yeah yes it's like a wild show dude that was our sound guy what was that guy's name noble noble he was

noble noble noble N-O-B-L-E no that was Nolan Nolan or Noble his name was Nolan but he liked to be called noble Noble? Yeah.

I like to be called chocolate. I've been trying to tell you this, and I don't know why this has been an issue for you. Luke and I are, I guess, adversarial by nature, and that's an element of the chemistry that makes this experiment work. I just want to point out, like, we never had to do any of this. You chose to take us in this direction. Do you ever think you'd be editorially married to a man like me?

No. Brian thinks that because I play more of a straight man, not in terms of sexual orientation, in terms of a comedy, it's true. I will play the man-in-law and why would you give that as the, why would you put that out there as a disclaimer? I'm trying to explain this for a, it's a comedy context, not anything else. You're like not, not, we don't beg. Strength of the partnership, and in the strength of the partnership, is the duo having their best work, lifting each other up. Like, look, the big thing for me on this week on this trip was to prove to, that you to prove to everybody that that art can be a verb right i brought up to him you know the

enduring legacy of one of our forefathers james buchanan the only american president this is incredible editing by jac von amsterdam i have to say he was a bachelor and that's great that guy was a homosexual but he's still a footnote in our country's history and you know luke can be the straight guy all he wants and i hope that he realizes it's okay in front of a camera to release yourself I was comparing you to James Buchanan. I was saying you should come out like him and be more of your fun self on camera. There's me calling Tewkster.

Oh, Tudors. Okay. Yeah, dude, that's my shit right there. That's my life. You do kind of have a soul, Luke, and a kind heart. If only the people who knew you like I knew. and i don't even really know you yeah exactly flip of the script though the real life run this over into the into the scripted reality it's so dry it's so great has brought us together

and i like that while we would film these schneider and i would just keep updating the narrative luke updating the storyline we that we'd manipulate it you're I was busy. You don't mess with you. You were doing something with Rashad? Some C. Yeah, I was doing an HQ hit. It was like you and I had already done like three of them.

So they schedule one with Rashad. And you just heckled me the whole thing. Hi, everyone. This is room service diary is Jersey City Edition 2.0. That wasn't Jersey City? I'm joined by my trusty steed and, uh, the hell's a steed. I don't even fucking know.

Yeah, you're like a horse. You're like a horse. You're like a horse that is lame that needs to be put to death. All right. This is, this is. Are you serious? You've never watched these back, Luke? I promise. I have not seen these since they came out.

You know what the deal is. Get the video thumbs up, hit subscribe. This is the podcast where we drink. I don't even understand that how you couldn't. And then say things we're going to regret and get fired for later on in life. But for right now, we're not going to. It's amazing. We never got fired for any of the shit.

There's a few times I thought we were close. Oh, I would never run for office. Are you kidding? You have to like fundraise and glad hand. I can barely stand to you or you're my best friend. Yeah, that's right. I mean, when you should on Bellator that time, Tom, I thought we were losing our job to be very fair.

There is a song sign to my heart. I did. French-Canadian side, you know, when it comes to two. It's the, it's the Lithuanian side. So, father, please come over here as we can kiss. Luke, luckily, you are not my father, but, yeah. That's when I revealed the French-Canadian tradition of fathers and sons kissing on the lips, live out of love.

I don't think that's real. Is that real? It is real, yeah. It is, it is. okay fight day preparations yep Luke was too hung over you can't yeah it's a real text right there yeah oh wow

holy shit yeah I did you know what I just didn't want to do anything with him I think I just lied you did lie they came to me and they were like Luke won't do anything so I was like come over my room we'll do and now Luke I got real deep in the eighth row for this scene there's no doubt you were high as fuck here oh yeah Love my pillow

Oh hey, hey guys You want to Dude this is This is why When you say my style I was masturbatory I'm like dude This entire thing

Is like a slow tug Over and over again I had to You wouldn't participate But you had to Bitch you live Snyder knows I had to There was not

You live for this You live for this This is if you could do anything the rest of your life, it'd be this. This is really the centerpiece of it. You kept acting like, you know, oh, I've got to carry the load here. You love to do that. You just reheat the stuff.

It's real easy. You don't know, no, no issue. Yeah, look at these rooms they gave us, man. They were nice. CBS Sports HQ studio over here, a little bit of a snack bar. Luke told me, got to bring a mask. Dr. Luke Fauci, so we got that going out here. This is the heartbeat of the room.

I told the people in the hotel, don't send one. of these because i have never known what this is for you put your luggage on top of that uh we've got a television a little bit of a swivel i love that television swivel and you angle it i love that i'm gonna miss a program a show anything i guess you could call this the bedroom you know this is where the magic happens nothing magical over here this is the skyline of jersey city oh yeah and it's um less than impressive i come from a yeah look you were legit hung over in or nine i know below i think i was hung over but i don't think i was so hungover that i couldn't do anything you know what i mean i just i just think i lied and i was like

no i let that motherfucker do it you know and they were like should i put the real text in there he'll be pissed i was like yeah put it in put it in yeah i wasn't a little pissed but i couldn't i because i bailed i basically had no right to complain you know and uh and you know it's why are you wearing a whole training camp like a like a beanie because i'm showing them how i prep for the fights like a real athlete this is This is all improvised in the moment. It's stupid, Luke, but that's all we had. Me the same thing.

This is a chance to grow the brand, right? This is why we're here for MK. You know, we want a little Ball's Bonanza, if you know what that means. We want to really grow this thing. So this is the right setting to do that. You know, I get my mind ready here, but I get my body ready over here, you know. Look at that footwork. So look, the reason why I said Balls Bonanza so many time during this,

because Snyder and I came up with an idea where we would have a keyword. special phrase that I would keep trying to fit in to get you to the point where you're like, why the fuck you keep saying this? It was a bit that never really went anywhere. I see. I'll probably stretch for 15 minutes Yeah, once again, you spent the first three years

of our lives together trolling and rage baiting me and then using any success you would have in doing so as a way to castigate me as, you know, argumentative and me. Well, I mean, I'd have to work that hard for that, to be fair.

Luke, but yes, to create content, yes, this is our. This is our deep-rooted inspiration. You're like the FBI at Jan 6th. You were one of the agitators among the agitators. By the way, this is what started. Where did you get that feather? They found it, and they bought me that paint kit. Oh, my God.

And that's how I got into painting my psychedelic paintings at home because of this. Right before the power nap, the key, the really the oven, that stews, up the formula for that's actually a wild tidbit you never really got into painting before that that's great before that scene i was messing around i was like this is kind of fun let me try so that like since that day is when you really leaned into what all the stuff you do that's maybe kurosau as a true artiste kurosau kurosawa but you know right that was the joke look i mean these are all planned jokes you know what i mean like

By the way, quick pause, no, look, keep it going. That whole scene when I'm painting, Jake was like, we need more footage. So they were like families looking at that Christmas tree, standing out looking at the thing. And I just started dancing around in that boxing rope, like right in front of them, like doing paroets and stuff. And that stuff never made it into the final edit. You got to be ready. As a journalist, as a watcher, as an analyst, you've got to be ready. I've been more of a...

Is the moose still hoping? Moose still hosting on CBS Sports HQ? I'm sorry, I'm having a audio issue. I'm going to tap that app. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you're saying. Let me know when you're back so I can ask you this question. Is the moose?

Is Joe still hosting CBS Sports HQ? He is. Great hair of that guy. Yeah, he's still there. Both words begin with a B here. Can we fill in the blanks? I like the news cool dude. It's balls bonanza.

That's the goal. The goal is to get this to $100,000 or more. So we really, we really. Oh, I see you just shoe horning it in and expect. What's you get. Dude, look at you. Look at how much you just designed to needle me. Well, it's Snyder, too. We were a two-man team. Yeah, okay. Snyder's, you know, listen, he has his own cross-to-bear on this one, but you are the ringleader of this.

So we are essentially what? We did a live stream for this pay-per-view? So I think what happened was the documentary cameras were rolling during the fights themselves, and we were, and we were, went live after the main event that's right that's right there's gaff shots to gaff legend yes this is all real right game plan Connor will get up it doesn't matter nice right another check right Connor's round right yeah just did more damage yeah I think I was doing a live chat for CBS so I couldn't talk hard oh he's getting torn up by those leg kicks and telling you Connor's leg looks like shit here we go what a moment what a moment

i couldn't believe it dude i was so i'm blown away got to pull the pants up there we go there we go oh my god oh my god he knocked yeah that one lives that one lives right in their big title fight we've never seen anyone do exactly you were upstairs doing this yeah we did live hq upstairs i joined you in progress that's right you would do you would go live on cbius sports hq and i would go live on the youtube and then you would join me that's right ufc 257 post fight show all right so we're going to cut to the wide here there he is brian campbell let's go to the wide here if we can Roarie was invested in the right psychology

We're on top of the world That was insane That's what inactivity will do That was a smart operation This is not a historic night But this will be a memorable night May all of your gains Be loyal

Be loyal That was a great show Peak was 16,000 viewers Dude 16K live concurrent viewers That's a very time And the only time it went down was when u s he started the post fight which is it which happens all the time yeah we fucking killed that that's what i wanted this will be yeah you were very focused you were

all over me to tweet the links out you were like we can crush this night it makes a difference all the little details all the little details look at me explained to you putting you on game i'm sorry in life you can't hear me in that foxhole you can trust and check if you check just a entity of Twitter followers and YouTube subscribers that I went through those pink follows back then every hour you know what I realized when I stopped drinking all of my digestive problems basically went away he was that but he's also a friend I love that guy that's real-time traffic right there shot in the roof okay so our is already right now can hear me it says mine's working at 87k yeah it's all crunchy but I can hear like every other

few thousand views so that's pretty badass right and it just got done so we're we're definitely gonna hit probably 150 may even hit two that's a win that's a that's a huge win I think this week Luke and I realized we need each other more than we need to compete against each other and that may be the enduring theme of the second trip back to the bomb shelter all right quick pause because this is the great ending here uh look that's real that whole thing right there because i was adversarial that whole week to execute the storyline but then we teamed up and we crushed it and you were so happy about the numbers that that interview i gave where i was

like maybe we are stronger and better together that actually worked your your your spell worked on me this is all i've you're looking at all i've ever wanted to do i just wanted to dive into fighting, try to understand as many parts of it as I could, watch it, enjoy it, and then talk about it with people. This is all, this is all I've ever wanted to do. And apparently that's very difficult to find, except for, you know, situations like this. But this is, this is all I've ever wanted to do. As we lean into the ending here, there's going to be a music video. Do you remember that guy? I think his name was Damien, Damien, or Des. He was from the UK. And he sent us that, that song. And we put it to, to a montage.

of you and me like rediscovering our love for each other for storyline purposes? I don't know I don't remember this all right hit play we'll get there morning combat is not only back in the bomb shelter BC this is our first Monday show back here I think since the beginning of the pandemic yeah look it's McGregor Porier recap and looking ahead to what happens next afterwards I have fired the whole weekend I'm ready for it 11 a.m. in the east don't miss it I'm tired I'm very tired but I will tell you I was actually kind of looking for a W heading into this whole experience a week Hell yeah. Big push of content that netted new viewers and got some big numbers. And that's exactly how we got this week. Would everything go to plan? I don't know about that.

But it went, it went well. It was actually a pretty fruitful weekend, to be clear, candy with you. D.C., can we get the lotion, uh, on the sense? Somebody get this jerkins off here, please? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, it's not my team. You better just wash your hands and boil that water. It is Monday, January 25th, 2021. And it's time, diggedy donks.

for morning combat. We've got some new people. Well, we're almost five years past this point. This is morning combat documentary 2.0. The redemption. Time fucking flies. I don't know, like a rekindling of love. If my art can indirectly cause this much love

and this much of a new dawn to this show, then, you know, we talked about making art of love this week. I'm going to art all over this. Oh, here we go, going back to the same jokes now, too. It was crazy. It was wild. It was reckless, but it was art. Say it no.

I liked it. Overall, pretty good guys. Tim? A little weird, especially Brian. They're just consistently energetic, happy kind of guys. Big Lou? What do you want for lunch? We figured out that there is a spark there.

You know, maybe it was a... Look at the Louberdum, like Luberdum in the foreground. I think there's still a place, like, long term in the MK universe for this guy, but, you know, he can't be sleeping in the bed between us anymore if that's the, you know... Yeah, he got. wanted me to say you've fallen back in love with me this week and i'm i really appreciate that i never fell out of love with you thank you i just wish to have a sexless marriage we welcome to all the new subscribers and uh until next time may all of your gains i'm glad we document this because this is us really building the brand in in motion still yeah you're looking

at it right there we did it look i legitimately have to ship my brains up that was how you ended every broadcast by the way it's usually true usually at the end of the a two-hour sesh. I gotta go. Holy fuck balls. Cagalancito. Oh, here we go. If I asked you to dance. Have you ever heard a more tone deaf singer

in your life? No, he's nailed it. Damo. That's the guy. Daimo. That guy's the best. Oh, I thought this was Jay. No. All right, well, then I regret saying it. He sent in the song as a fan sub, but we took it and stuck it in here at the end of the dog. Why?

I can be your co-host, baby. Oh, because I'd already gone on Rogan at this point. And I'd already referred to you as co-host. Yes, yes. That was October 2020. They can't take my sauce away. This is all stupid. this is the editing on this is tremendous yeah oh what a painting right there uh fully that was real

look at you jacking off some angel yeah wow that is documentary number two two down do we have two to go in this episode wow uh let me tell you about i got shit i got to do yeah luke's got a life down there south of the border in columbia uh hey now's a good time to remember by the the way folks where tequila's story truly began because back in 1795 quervo invented tequila and since then all quervo has been doing staying true to its roots same family same land same passion 230 years later quervo is still right here in every pore and every margarita in every celebration so enjoy the tequila that started at all quervo the tequila that invented tequila proximo quervo.com please drink responsibly

All right, Luke, let's set the stage here for doc number three. It was supposed to be us covering a weekend, still at the tail end of the pandemic, at the Mohegan sun, covering Bellator. But as you may recall, Ashley got COVID on unvaccinated. We had a choice of either staying there for a week or leaving, so we left. And then we didn't know how to finish the dock. So Matt had an idea of just bringing cameras with us to when I went to Portland. Puerto Rico to interview Logan Paul ahead of the Mayweather fight.

So I was not that for that, yeah. This is called abrasive and abstract. Some people think it's the red-headed stepchild of the doc series. Some, like Matt and I believe. Yeah, why don't you carry the show here, sauce? Let's see how it goes. It's your purest form of art. Let's watch it.

Here we go. There we go. Luke, this is the dock where you had the least interest. Well, we are in Mohegan. And the least airtime. I'm here in Uncasville, Connecticut. Two Unks watching Uncysville. We're here for Bellator, 258.

Yeah, we're doing coverage. Shout out to Tim. So they didn't tell us that Jay was back. You remember this? Vaguely. We also filmed two-thirds of a documentary the other week in Bellatory. You know, I'm not supposed to be wearing this stupid t-shirt.

This is not supposed to be in this room, but a member of our crew ends up being in close contact with someone who tested positive for COVID. And by the way, like, this is not me, you know, cracking down on stuff. There was like a whole, there was like a dude whose job it was, right? You see, he was like the COVID protocol enforcer. And if you weren't like wearing your mask at all times or whatever, he was on your ass about it. He'd like check the restaurants at night to make sure nobody was out. It was crazy.

You remember this. It was a pretty loaded card. It was Sergio Pettus against the guy with the weed farm. You know I'm talking about. The gladiator. And we wanted to not one archiletta. Yeah, one archileta. The Spaniard. The Spaniard, that's you know, preferably in the arena. Anthony Johnson was here. If we could. Based the amount of fruit flies, you might think we're in Baccarra market. That was real. That was real. There were flies out of control. There were so many fruit flies at the Mohegan son

I'm such a hater it's unbelievable I love that Jay that Pennington James's actual music video got in here. Dude, where is a drive-by shooter when you need one? That's my fattest moment.

The dot three is my is my fat mountain top. I'm fat as I'm just I can't believe I wasted my best years on camera looking so terrible like the all done is done look how pale my my underneck is below the beard it's just fat it was just gross it's it's very stephan or kell if you know where i'm going with this he's like one of those dudes who couldn't type of sense without a million typos but knows how to do it in like linux or something you're like oh that's cool

that's a it's a precarious situation just in time for the third doc this is set up What's up with that Blazzer, BC? Yeah, I had some fashion choices in the pandemic. Yeah, I've seen Imagine in mind. Listen to how tone-defj is. Oh, yeah. So, can I be honest? I've never seen this, I don't think.

You didn't even watch Doc 3? Once it was just you on camera and you're not the sauce, I realized pretty quickly to get forward. I got a lot of questions. There's a lot of incomplete storylines here that go beyond the COVID mishap. We had no idea what we were doing on this talk. Why is Jay back?

We haven't explained that shit. Where's the producer? Bring on the producer here. We had so many of these storylines unfulfilled. Why did Jay let go in the first place? Why is he back? They're not going to show any of the footage we have

of him dropping the ball again that week. These are questions that I also share with you, Brian. and well first of all i should be asking you the question is that you're kind of defining i look can we come clean malca legal said we couldn't tell the two the true j story so we had to pull it from the dove dorado it's like it's kind of got factory town vibes to be honest with you there's like power lines and chalca hr was like you can't you can't you can't do this are you shipping cards and stuff like i was watching the dog for the first time it was hot as false yeah it gets hot this is like a movie sequel there's no storylines there's no hooks there's no connective tissue it's just there's a lot of j

Our producers saying unflattered things about Puerto Rico in the comments. Things that I do not share. I kind of forget where we are in the dock, too, and how I've only seen the rough myself. I know we watched it last night together. There was, there was the COVID storyline of how our shoot. Isn't Jake Paul in Puerto Rico is like a tax dodge? Yeah, if you live, if you're an American citizen, you live there half of the 12 months, you can get almost tax exempt.

Somehow she gets put on other projects. Luke is not here. So maybe it works. you know jay was let go of the show i think but we never told the audience we never gave them the the climax you know i'm still upset about that snider that we didn't get to tell the full jay exit what were they afraid he was gonna nobody knows what happened that we're making fun of him on camera somebody's got covid and then we're back home i don't like there were a lot of hopes and dreams uh in ways and means for this doc that never never seen the light of day in fact this

this this much through we might just want to shop this idea yo you could tell how bad this is yeah that was literally where we were waiting on Logan paul's workout to end and they just turn on the doc cams and go make content what is what we do well again don't don't script it had anything changed my TikTok part one of the documentary series we got lucky dude you need psychological counseling way more than I do I spent a lot of time with you in the last few days

and it turned out that contention between us and Doc 1, it was gold, and it was accidental, but it was gold. And Doc 2, you know, there was a lot of pressure knowing that Luke he wasn't going to perform under really any circumstance. True. Like of the sauce, yeah.

Yes, I know you think you're the sauce, but you're not. I mean, if Puea won, there was a good chance he would be rock hard with emotion. Oh my God! Oh, my God! He knocked him out! We knew Luke wouldn't play ball. And it turned out, you know what? He didn't show up.

I only watched like five minutes of the second one. I'm actually the worst person to ask about this. Do you remember? Oh, you weren't lying, apparently. Yeah. I told you. Okay, Jordan's gone. We need a hero.

All right, the Canadian fella not walking through that door. This dock was Luke's time to shine, I think, in the second. Is that a reference to Ariel? Yes. Try eating motherfucking piece. You know what I'm saying? Because he was starting to get some showtime gigs. once in a while.

So I was building the storyline that would ultimately be in Doc 4, where he was coming and we had a fight to keep our job. With 1.8 seconds left to go. Oh, Phil's not going to run the play for you? So why don't you go out there and set a screen? Why don't you be the deacon? No, no.

Oh, take the ball and run it. You're out of this dock. So you know, you know, Kooch, that artist? The waiter, Tony Kukukoch did? Game winner. And he was like, Ball's Bonanza. right well i didn't even notice i didn't i didn't i didn't that that's been the best part is noticing now how often he says it turning on luke we we learned in that second doc we are better

together forever trevor never met her i think it's smart this time that's a combination of saved by the belly and skits and bits put together right there just Territory here, the Mohegan side. I'd never picked up on it. You know, Hunkusville, Connecticut, but also a chance, you know, artistically to experiment a bit.

This is so bad. Jesus. There's nothing happening here. We'll give you the full package. Yeah, I worked hard to give you something here. All right? I worked hard. Snyder worked hard. You're on the wide camera in five, four, three, two, one.

To be fair, anytime we did Bellator stuff, our numbers tank. To be fair, yeah, there was no saving that brand. This is why when it's like, you know, oh, I mean, they never wanted, Bellator never wanted to go to showtime, they wanted to stay on CBS Sportsnet, but I'm like, it wouldn't have mattered. Yeah. Yeah. This is a loaded card though.

I was kind of mad we didn't get to watch it. Yeah, I mean, the problem was not that Belcher didn't have some quality fighters, it's that no non-UFC brand can survive. Look, you're much thinner between Docs 2 and 3. I definitely, so I lost a bunch of weight later. I lost 75 pounds. No, no, sorry, that's wrong. What am I saying?

I lost 45 pounds, which is a lot, but I don't think I lost it all by this point. I'm never going to do that Watch Jay dance And you know The wheel Dude what was the last time We did the wheel London

Edge and that burn We did it that time In Jersey City When Luke had to call in sick Last Minute BC And you you interviewed the staff You put all of our names on it I feel like that was probably the most recent

We're going to be back here Logan Story will be with us But he's only the first of many We have an entire show We got Rumble Rumble is going to be here Wow RIPP

Petrieky Pipple that savage i love that man so come back here in about an hour and a half hour and forty this is also when josh thompson turned heel on us you remember this right luke turn heel on you yeah matt matt snider describes this as a fever dream not going to get the core documents i mean you remember that season and the fresh prints of bel air where suddenly there's just a new mom but you know while we're here do you see that tree in fact can you guys come with me over here

I'm immunized, just so you know. By the way, Ashley still works at Marble. Is she really? Yep. That's the stroke of genius. That's the God's hand. I mean, again, the ball's on you to ever accuse me of having a masturbatory style. I had to save the dock, Luke, all right?

Bad news. You didn't. It turned out it was like when a band They're like a rock band But then they put out a country album And no one gets it And no one likes it That's what doc three is in our history

The theme of this should have been That the sauce can't carry this solo That's what the theme of this should have been If you would have helped out We could have made that the storyline You know That is a fair point I did not help

I'm afraid to get sent to hell By somebody for the sake of the art That's also true In the history of the show look I'll walk directly into oncoming traffic For the show That is also true. That is a true thing.

This is a Belator 258 live fighter interview. There's Logan Storley. This guy grown up in Roslyn, South Dakota. Must have cleaned up on Friday nights. This guy. How many fighters did we interview me? Like, yo, how many chicks did you fucking bang? Yo, this one Lorenz Larkin, legit called me out for not being in the Belator rankings.

All right, cowboy, what do you got for me? So if you know the answer, why I ask me? how are you just 20 years old you're 22 you're a busy man I love it why don't she's asking about his DMs why don't we just go right to that point no okay this part is of unbelievably cool look at those pants wow oh yeah the captain that's that dude who brawled with rumble he was a fill-in for Ramirez MVP nice guy okay there's what i want our charlotta patrickie rumble r ip he needs no introduction

why you guys so much taller than just put your seat up i come from a factory town the uh the uh the it's on the right hand side of the chair you got so much taller just put your seat up Sergio Pettis. He's not fooling around, you know. Oh, shit. Here you go. That's too fine. Well, you did catch a lot of, uh, traffic.

Yes. I forgot about all this shit. And you never got my back. No, you aren't, you deserved it. Well, no, it's not true. Half the smoke you got, you didn't deserve. But because you had to antagonize me so much, I was unwilling to save you. I'm sure he can speak to, uh,

Aaron Pico's horse the size of that dong I mean like that Air Pico's horse has an enormous hall we're still doing that bit back then

yeah well thank you so much I'm just gonna say five years running talking about Pico's horse's dog the chair one archel letter Spaniard

how did we not get fired we'll see you later see it folks there's Cubs Watson Cubs like I don't get the fuck Cubs did remember we saw

T.J Dillishal on the hallway and he like I wasn't there you saw him you saw yeah I was a

yeah god i'm fat in this one didn't have a good history this week of getting my back or protecting me or this brand when when given the chance but yeah luke you know i was ready i was ready for war you earned a little bit of that doesn't have to be violent right it can be healing but there's different kinds of it and i think this week coins really get you know get messy dude he really went in there when jay was taking a dump I mean, watch Jay wasn't going to wash his hands, watch

And he's like, oh wait, the camera's here Yes Cochino Dirtbag Oh, it's so good Dude, if you don't wash your hands After going number two, you're an animal Yeah

Look at this right here I mean, this is incredible, right? Yeah J. Dillishal's like, hell no We're here at the Mowhegan son The thing that they got here I don't know if you guys know about this A lot of people have been telling me, they got like this artisan coffee shop.

Thank you. I'm looking forward to walking there and wondering if they sort of see something in me that we don't even have to communicate. It's just like, yep, that's what I want. Yeah, they just know my order. They just read my mind. Look, you are angry that they asked to follow you to the gym with a camera. I remember this. I was because I felt so insecure about the way I look.

Draw my order here? It's wild, right? It's wild. All right. Can you leave now? Can you leave now? Is that what I said? Yeah. You know what? Moolhigan Sun is not trashy. No, it's very nice.

It's fine. It would be a higher-end Vegas hotel, right? Yeah, something like that, yeah. There's the captain. It's entertainment, okay? I love that guy knows I can't even listen to his words while he's wearing those glasses I'm missing a skull one of my guys sat on I got a skull he does have a skull in the middle of glasses that he would later put that on tall he's got a lot of art inside of him though he's very artistic

I like that very artistic he's got a bathing mask that was leandro hego's mask uh I mean could you I can't believe that they made like four or five six they made four more after this this was the low moment of the dog's loose that's one yeah you know he's been is this shit thing almost over in his life to express that art and while he's painting you know somebody does a major league baseball prank and sits a hot foot on him and lights his oh yeah his low his josh thompson yeah that was there was a little bit of that going on with josh thompson by the way we we get along great i love josh thompson But he came out like it was World War III in this one.

I mean, it is just like, it's like in. Look at him. Dude, we work at you. Yeah, Big John's like they all got horse cocks because of the horses. Don't try to act like you're not. You know they're a penis is called a dork? It's him and these fucking bull. Dude, I like how he's trying to one up you on the dick humor.

Together here at the Boheekin Sun marina. And this is Big John McCarthy. the Josh Thompson of the weighing in podcast. He was a firecracker. He's a fighter. He's a punk. We knew that coming in. He completes my sentences.

We both love MVP here. I know. I have to speak in like little kid terms so you get it. But I can understand that. Wow. He did go hard. Oh, and it didn't stop. I have a broom and just clean up.

I happen to, you know, maybe break the story this week and really put it to the forefront. Wow. You want to pat yourself on the back anymore? Yeah, I'm one guy. Yeah, yeah. You got your one guy that probably messed it all up. was he a little bit of a villain yes did he understand my art no but uh you know unscheduled foot on fire I still stomped it out I still finished the job you guys now have gone I was also somehow

balder during the pandemic I'm not sure what happened all time a former world champion to just with the keyboard warriors you're in the podcast slash media game and you know I'm barely talking through any of this casualty of the art if you will but I still think we saw you could have defended me ross would have a hot program the non-fighters have the best analysis yeah we can't stay here sorry all right the fruit flies are driving us out

post-fight show after bell tore 258 don't miss it follow us below like and subscribe whatever I don't care like Luke Thomas often says may all your ex-lovers stay sad never said that by the way Thompson came up right when the cameras turned off I looked me in the eye like you wanted

to fight and was like what's up now true story you said that yeah so I thought we were at odds but then the next time I saw him he was so cool okay use me all you want just at the end of the day let's make this story make sense why like do I have to go to court to release the records of why Jay is no longer with the show we really dropped the ball not not telling that story full circle it's not uncomfortable at all it's fine I think the worst part of the doc is that what you asked me was when Luke did didn't get my back when he a lot like we've already had a third man in the marriage bed you saw that of doc number one and it was jay and we got him out well not only is he back in

certainly josh thompson's in the middle of my marriage and and i don't see luke you know we must protect this house i don't see that scare come out i thought we've had yeah i was at that point i was ready to let you hang i wouldn't do that now but so you know doc three not a success Our worst watched, I think like maybe 18,000 For COVID We were supposed to be here And then we just told no, go home and go home There's Tristan

Brotting his next murder And remember we were told that employee Was going to be in Proposed to his wife Bellator 258 from start to finish Finish the job We didn't get to do that We had a staff member

Who they popped for Rona on Friday Now the good news is that just about everybody who works on that show, including me and BC and a lot of the staff, are all double or least single-vaxed. So I think in the end, that's the vaccine's working. Thanks, Fauci. We were going to try some things. We were going to take chances. We were going to bring cameras next to the slot machines and see what happens next. Again, it's real life, though. Were you going to go play the slots? I was looking for that. Yeah, we had a lot of plans. But then we left two days early. Next. If Josh wants to be a recurring enemy, you wouldn't have a Marsha Clark.

mark without oj right yeah i'll keep talking with him you know this isn't the last time we'll see each other in the podcast circle so we only have us tight a minute to go so we do have to stop speed all i was there to see some guy propose wow he was really aggressive with you yeah right because we we gave that analysis about MVP having not fought elite guys coming into that fight yeah big no i'm not really the interest out there yes there's some art going on here inside banner Bellator MMA banner all right in hindsight when Jay sings he sounds like that Steve that Stephen Hawking robot voice you know like uh he's got the art sacrifice time hallelujah hallelujah doc three I didn't understand the narrative

flow or if there even was one and maybe there doesn't need to be one I don't really know I mean I'm not been hugely invested in the projects but I feel yeah yeah no shit Doc is is what could it be what what will this be I'm already getting tired of these it's incomplete that's not three Luke we got one God that one's over all right just roll into four I think we go to Miami and just let this one still has 30 seconds left but I will just roll right in Mayweather I want Paul I want your hat I got you had all right i want all that shit in miami i want to take our talents to south beach okay i want mk and miami okay and you want a shit show for doc four you think the the unfinished doc three was

abrasive and abstract and experimental doc four we take the clothes off all right we go to the beach baby we find out what's really up all right here we go what years doc for long out this is august of 2021 or came out there's a lot of docks in a short amount of time they put us in a sick hotel the aventura no it was in aventura what was this they just showed it what was it called j w turnberry turnberry that's a yeah a lot of things to think about in this dock which i think this is the dock that took us to the future so the next level yeah this set up the best ones that would The beginning of the end, the beginning of the final run.

Dude, this was the showtime budget during this was incomprehensible. So somebody came up with the idea of the Versace robes of the Versacee Mansion. Those robes were $750 each, Luke. And they're like, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. They were more than that. They were almost 1,300 each.

Are you sure? I'm 100% positive. I looked it up. And they just let us walk out with them. And, yeah, see, even Snyder said he thinks there were 1K each back then. Wow. What a, what a time was just like, throw it on the card. Look, what do you remember about Doc 4?

Anything? This was the first time, I think we really had fun on the road, like, in a sustained way. Yeah. And we didn't care about the fight because it was a stupid ass made with the fight, but we got to do this thing at the Versace Mansion. I'll just be honest. I thought to myself, quite foolishly now looking back on it.

I was like, wow, man, we really graduated something. But it turned out, I've turned back into a pumpkin since then. Nevertheless, this was just a lot of frivolity in a good way, you know? Sure. Clean, making cheese, getting my dick sucked. We are in greater Miami. The deadbeat poets, the philosophers used to say, when in. God, those sunglasses don't fit my face.

No, they don't. Those are Tukies. Those were my kids. I think I grabbed them on the way up. That was the dirtiest car I'd ever seen. And it was hot. It was hot at this mansion, but they had a fan over us, and the robes kind of worked. It was so hot in those robes, dude.

We were so dumb for not putting shorts and a t-shirt on there. Yeah. Sliding right into what Miami is and what it offers. The Schmo? There's Logan Paul. There's Mayweather. Oh, this is where you challenged Mayweather. Yeah, for the sake of the art.

By the way, I think that's our most watched clip to this day. Mayweather's sending me to hell? No. Well, maybe, but I thought it was where he said, I'll fight McGregor again, he's easy work. And the headline on the video was like, Mayweather calls for McGregor rematch. Got it, got it.

Live the camera and five, four, three, two, one, go. Live from the Versace Mansion. Dude, we would thrive in these setups. Dude. They want to put me in a Versauchia. Man. They might not be made for this. I'm just going to be honest with you.

I don't think I'll ever get a chance to do anything like this ever again. Right? Not unless you believe, Luke. I don't believe. Oh, okay. Well, that solves that. Yeah. Okay.

Showtime with Ryan and Luke. Nice to meet you guys. A little John Lennon vibe coming off. But I, you know what, shouts to BD for letting us do cool ass shit. Yeah, because this was pretty, this is pretty awesome. This was fun, man. Yeah, see, I remember being happier about this. Yeah, you remember, you said straight up, you're going to, you're going to play.

You're going to do it. Oh, this is where Jared Hurd didn't even recognize my fucking tattoo. I was so pissed. He doesn't even recognize it. I was like, dude, how the fuck do you not know this? You're 26. I'm old. I'm 41 and on the verge of a heart attack.

that was that was truth yes he thought i was like oh it's the maryland flag i'm like no the fuck it isn't how about that Miami is hot as balls are y'all hot it was hot we've reached like the runners high where it just it really was the most amount of sweat i've had in a non-athletic situation of my life sister viewers on youtube can't be wrong i think we hit a whole run You have to ask yourself, did the unfortunate turn, though, with Floyd May, whether is that a negative on the... Can I be honest, like, more than regular MK shows, maybe doing shit like this was my favorite thing. Yeah.

Because it was hard, but once you were done, you were done, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know, there was a... It felt like a completion of a moment. I love that. We never knew who was coming next. You know, like... Yeah. They would tell us in your ear and then just change it, yeah.

So if I... So, my thing is this, I'm not, I'm not endorsing your... I was Jim Carrey in a dumb and dumber. And I think we all win because of that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Shots to Courtney. I wanted to see Walterway Paul Williams against you.

But you can't have it all. Okay, you can't have it all. All right. It could have happened. Hotfoot Josh Thompson style, your boy B.C. Mostly I didn't jump in there because I didn't know how to argue either position. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, I ultimately was, was complimenting. was complimenting him but i knew he would take the bait of thinking i was criticizing his resume the truth is bc like i didn't know enough about mayweather's career i mean i'd covered parts of me with his career but the part you were kind of describing was a little before my time yeah yeah this was a great resort dude this was one of the best trips we ever took what the fuck are you doing we gotta pull something out of there it's like part of the doc right have i completely sold out

there's this documentary you know living footage of us in mid cell out getting less fat by by the doc yes i noticed that mean not not so much although i was lifting weights a lot by this point so i think there's bd there's brian daly yeah there's there's the guy that has made all of mk possible that's the guy that's him that's the man you know I still didn't finish godfather one

I think it's the only time he was in the dog that's always great to kiss the ring and uh you know talk about the future hopefully no one gets whack I like your idea of bibs for the kids like Wutang morning combat is all right there is a scandal associated with this doc that we filmed a lot of

Jay footage of him like playing the piano and because Jay was really pushing his videos at this time let's go let's go do that And then Jake mysteriously lost all the Jay-Aaron footage when it came time to put the dock together. Look, you remember this? All right, let's see. You know, I don't know where ultimately it leads, you know, so I got to. Once again, we didn't know he was going to be working on this.

He just showed up. It seems like I might. Do we have to subpoena you to find out what's going on? Is Jay back this week? I don't even know. We'll find out. I'll find out. I'll read the script, yeah.

You just give us one of these Pennington James new song out today check it out Oh fuck you Nobody wants to hear that shit There's our Intrepid Mikey Yeah Mikey we love Mikey

This new Pennington James Video I mean See you would indulge him with this shit Not me Yeah This thing is a wow Wow You were salty when you came into this restaurant, Luke, you were angry, hot.

Luke's experimenting with his art in a weird way. And it goes way deeper than the Pink Panther Pants, sure. Let me move a little bit. So this represents like Miami. Oh, this guy had insane tattoos. I remember this now. Did he lament the lack of FaceTime? I didn't care at all.

I never thought twice about it. I don't care if he lives or die. Yeah, yeah. He's trying to, you know, really, he's trying to, you know, we can, is he the Simon Cowell of tattoo critiques maybe? Yes. Look at this buffoon's tattoo. I mean, you got cartoon characters. That's Jake.

From like an impoverished country on your leg. Nothing more regretful in life than... That's a better joke than you realize. Spoiled left-air just because you forgot to put him in the life. you forgot to put them in the hotel have you worn the pink panther pants again that's a that's a no because they're too big now

uh yes they're too big i donated them where were we dude that hotel marriette turnberry what a place that hotel was so nice Friday morning i got an interesting opportunity they said one bc's out that's right you were hosting the presser right

Ryan Custer, the host. Yeah, the undercard press. The undercard presser, that's right. Undercard press conference about to start. We got some big names, okay? These are the people supporting Floyd and Logan. By the way, that's a haircut I gave myself. Not a good fade.

Not a good. Not a good. You want Ocho himself, number 85 in your scorebook? You see, there is a Colombian fashion store called Ocho Cinco. Which, of course, is not 85. It's 8.5. Yeah. But there is one here called that.

I took a picture of it. That's a my phone. I can't show it. For Mayweather, Paul. Putting on me, the big boy, he closed. And, you know, I hide the rash the best we can. Yeah, dude, what's up with that haircut? Yeah, it wasn't good.

Then I got that rash, that poison ivy rash from weed whacking right before I left. Yeah. It's bad, poison ivy, because I did weed whack for 90 minutes before I got on the plane. You look like shit. Yeah, that's true. That is true. There's poison ivy there. You're going to get it.

You'll shoot your eyes. eye out right if you get a prescription of prednisone it's a steroid it's an emotional hand grenade when i when i when i oh you got the steroid you got the prednis zone yep but it may it really messes with me emotionally i just used it to fuel the dock really you know he's well known he's number 85 in your scorebooks number one in your heart though sweep feed himself chad johnson ochosinko uh you're living to great success people are tune in to see if you catch that fade or you're the one to stopped him one time walking we were like we were like Chad Ocho Cinco who's friendly that time yeah sending out the questions fielding the answers keeping it moving but

dude these weekends were great man we would do our episodes the best fucking work days of my life yeah I'm we worked our face off yeah yeah who cares who cares that's a real bad home fade I gave good Lord my man's got that O.B. 1997 vibe going on that shit. I think I got fatter of this, Doc, actually. Or maybe I'm still coming down from my peak fat. I think you would definitely come in download it by this point.

Is this the thing we did that launched your career on the Fighter and the Kids subreddit? It did coincide that weekend, yes. Tell them what you did to introduce Chad Johnson. It was also

hot as shit in that room. You remember? to me I was at the podium and it was a lead into the next question and I just basically said, you know, for a guy who's known for catching passes for a living, we're going to find out whether he's going to catch that fade on Sunday or he's going to be the one delivering it. Okay, B.C. will go for shit like that and that's one of the things I love about you. You will say some out-of-pocket shit like that. Huge Real Madrid fan and I know you are. You know anything for the brand. I'm more of a Napoli fan, but was a fan of a fan of Christopher. Johnny when it was there because we were... Yeah, bandwagon jumper. Virginia's finest, Luke.

You already... Oh, I am from Washington, D.C., but I... I love it. I love it. But I went to college in Virginia. Where in Virginia are you from, sir? I'm from Franklin County, Virginia, aka it's the Moonshine Capital, but, you know, I reside in...

Do you know that as the Moonshine Capital? Well, I didn't even hear what place he said. The trash talk between them. Insane. It's gotten good. It's got me fire up. I'm like, I'm a little itchy. Like, I have a rash. Like, I have poison iv on my neck.

It's like... You do have poison. Oh, is an ivy on your neck. Oh, my God. There's BD. Oh, BD's there, too. This is when Shob was still with Showtime. You can say this was his prime.

That's right. Look at Mikey trying to push him into the shot. This is the moment that apparently, I didn't know this until much later after the fact. What was the Mikey thing? Why was Mikey trying to push him? You're trying to push you, but Shobb way too much, so Shab just got up and walked over. The deadlift, I thought, was sensational, and I told you as much. Oh, because he put out those workout videos where some of them were good and some of them were a little janky, that's right.

So he's a big star. I'm not joking what I said on the air. He's got the level of a brand in terms of followers and name those. That's all true. You would dream about it more and above the art and being critically successful. Don't put me in these fucking director chairs and I won't look like a goddamn polar bear riding a tricycle for fuck. Yeah, there was a lot of chat online about your pink pants. That's what you want, man.

And also, dude, so I looked at Brendan, the guy, I respect a lot. I'm just dunking on you, Luke. Yeah, that's fine. But I looked at it as, I respect your material so much. I want to use it on you. This guy, he pays for his thing. That's some good shit right there. You think Brendan Slade Moore as a Division I,

college football player or a UFC fighter. Which one makes you want to shit more? What is the difference in fighting? This was a long time coming to. I know, look at us, man. Rub them against each other and just see what kind of sparks and magic. I'm so pumped for the way-ins tomorrow. Yeah, me too.

so for folks a minute i know it'll be this trio we're hosting the way ends at the hard rock we got to reunite that trio i mean that's just i don't think that's happening bro that's talent on talent level for this one this one this where i called it the basketball later yes yes it was this the one yes and this was the question again and this where schneider and i came up with the storyline that i could justify all those jokes to shop because i was jealous that he was entering our marriage and you were having you were being too buddy-buddy with it so i was really executing why were resources used on this oh yeah he had his own top of the billboard chart no the ones who consistently stick to their brand and that's why you have to understand no good

that you know we are in this oh yeah he had his own documentary crew remember that shop yeah we thought he copied off of the that we were doing so he started putting out docks on his trips i don't remember that that suit looks nice we wear that suit long enough we get sweaty in there real life baby that was the augusto sakai that was the augusto sikai that was the fight night main event and i i wanted to preview it to end the show and you were like really augusto sikai we're going to talk about that truth luke and brend have a dynamic that's different than luke and bccc i'm not jealous of it but it's something it's something there's you know there's energy there when those two are together

the only thing is to go back and look at the video when you pull the bar it actually makes the noise it clangs that's true i remember that he just yanks the bar and you have to sit into the bar such that when you stand there's already tension in it so when you pull on the bar if it clanks you don't have appropriate tension before you pull

yes totally yes yeah his technique was blockbuster but yeah but he could here you go am I am I am I the third wheel

in that group look at this method acting right here Maybe. Maybe that's not where I belong. You get a guy yesterday. Will you fucking stop? Here, look, watch. Put this motherfucker on me.

I guarantee here's what just happened. He said a bunch of dumb shit about, I'm fucking arting. I'm arty, I'm hoarding. And then he goes, look at Luke. He's not being loyal because I'm talking to Brendan. Something, something irredeemably stupid. Dude.

And I caught him, which is why when I caught him, he turned around. That played so perfect into the storyline. You were just pissed, but it was. perfect it's actually a storyline that the two of you guys are being bonding and being friends and then he was left to the side wondering what was going on that is true i did call a i know this method acting i call it living you know what i'm saying i called his second pro fight it's all an action who was a local guy who wrestled there before and was older.

You're talking about the ultimate warrior challenge, Luke? Huh? The UWC, the ultimate warrior challenge? Yeah, that's right. What a shot. Dude, there was a golf club out the side of your window. I mean, that club was, that hotel was insane. Yeah.

There's the hard rock, yep. This was the longest weekend of our careers. You remember that fight was Sunday night? Oh, I forgot about that. I forgot about that. This is big. This is when you put the serious face on, okay? Oh.

No joke. Oh, God. Sweating like a whore. Yo, Trick Daddy played during this. Remember that? Trick Daddy, who was, I mean, if you thought I was fat during this, Trick Daddy was so fat. It's a big opportunity, and we get to, you know, we get to rub out.

Was it my imagination, PC, or were the way-in's not full? It's a spectacle, man. no no one really cared to be fair okay there he is there was trick there's matt barnes where i'm saying you know the basketball yeah matt you played the basketball you got to know this editing is sensational lloyd and logan can laugh into the cameras on all access all week when they face off it's real when they throw punches it's real i think logan's gotten bigger since then right yeah yeah for for WWE life.

Yeah, right. I'm going to get it done. It's a fight. Anything can happen. Floyd's not ready. That's all I say. God, this fight sucked. These guys,

these Paul brothers have been telling the world. They're going to do a bunch of shit that they never do, but they keep getting rich. Much respect, champ. Best of luck on Sunday. Thank you. I'm looking forward to 9-11. I think I called him Bapa on air. This has been one hell of a week.

Daddy. We had Trick Daddy. He didn't play Trick. Trick Love the Kids, though. He didn't, but I felt like, you know, you got a great amount on a curve. It's fine. I got what I was looking for out of Trick Daddy. Don't talk about his figure. Talking about Curves. Do you think Schaub handed off the baton to us in this event, Lou? Yeah, he wasn't trying to stop. I mean, in fairness, he was not trying to stop on us during this podcast. I don't recall. I've already in trouble with enough famous people this week. All right. We got to get out of here. For Brendan Schaub, that's Brian Campbell. I'm Luke Thomas. We thank you guys so much for watching. We'll see you tomorrow at the fights.

Hey, hey, what's up, man? Dude, there's Mike Isaac. You know that, dude? Thanks, man. I know you always... What's your name? Mike. Oh, nice guy.

Super fan. I kind of say whatever about this stuff. I'm like, wrong. Tell you, a lot of people in MMA because of you. And then I got in the box because of you too. There you go. Wow, look at that. What a nice guy, man.

That was a great one line. I was like, yeah, you got into dick jokes because of me. No, I was already a do it. Yeah, okay. Well, there's one person. Oh, yeah. And then this is the moment, Luke. Is this where he lifted weights together?

Yeah, but we had to wait 45 minutes because you took a near hour-long shit right when we were supposed to start. Do you not remember this? So I would take a dump and then a second dump and then a third afterbirth. You came back 45 minutes later as Jake and I were just sitting there waiting. Hell yeah, bro. This is what two dudes are doing. So I hadn't lost the weight here, but I was definitely more in the gym. I was starting the weight loss process, you know? It may look good now, but what you guys don't know is we had to pause our workout from 45 minutes.

So let's go tear porcelain over there. True story. True story. It's only described as an unbelievable ship attack. You have to hinge at the hip. There is a different. Oh, and then you turned into like instructor rather than friend. Yeah, because your form is terrible. I don't think it was that bad, you know.

You know, for a hotel gym, it was pretty nice. Also, I can't wear shoes like that anymore. Yeah, you need toe spacers, Luke. Let's be honest. Coming up the main event, Floyd, money. They got a good crowd, but do you remember it rained? It rained. Someone cracked my phone that night.

Some lady with high heels just stepped right on my phone after it fell out of my pocket. Do you remember Snyder was showed up drunk to this shot? Yeah, I remember that Snyder. I know where we are right now due to this trash med that I got. I actually was pissed because he didn't give a damn about our coverage, our post shows. These guys, I don't know if it was this night or the night before, but they all went out partying and clubbing basically until the next morning. Yeah. Yeah, him and Mitch Gumstein were out there all night.

I'll wrap up my short recap, send it, and then we go right up here. These guys are going to have to be already. Doc four, we were going to go to the beach metaphorically, physically, literally, and come bare. bear but wow what i do know though i really wish these could have continued look we got to get that one done is it going to happen right here looks good right here looks good talk to me if you like but maybe i wish i had the kind of career right now where i could like blithely disregard this you know what i mean you know the animals are dangerous when they're hurt. You know, I'm a bit hurt this

week. Being in some of these crossfires that were maybe self-induced, but also... All right, maybe this was a little master biturvy. You know, this... Yeah, this is your style much more than it is mine. I hate to inform you of this. You know, it's what needed to be done to fill time, to be fair.

I agree with that. What an awful fight. You know, I remember about this fight, B.C. was that Mayweather basically landed whenever he wanted, but he just couldn't hurt the guy because he was so much bigger. And he apparently got hurt by some jabs from logan because remember after the fight he was like i'm never doing this again

it was promised fun our doc's gonna be a lot more exciting than that our doc is gonna be really good this doc that you're watching right now it's probably really good it's better than that fight it was pretty good i'm fucking done i'm done i'm done with this shit i had a great time i mean it's a really nice city i want to get the fuck out of here thank you yeah we were we were done that was a long weekend i had a great time i mean i was so tired by this point but i had a good time a few weeks later oh yeah look at this mcgregor forier three dude we used to have good times jesus good gracious that's is bodacious it's friday july 9th 2021 and this right that was the weekend of me putting that

that black shoe uh dye in my hair look you know we invited aljman sterling to join us on this broadcast and he only agreed to phone in and then didn't agree to that later watching every day at work gets me through the day and i appreciate everything you guys do i like mk because luke thomas keeps bc look at these dogs yeah fuck you bc that guy's shoe had aids in it so that's Timey. He still has that shoe the last time I talked to him over to DM. I wanted that shoe to be in our studio for life. That shoe, and I did this before you, right? I think you did it. This was a legit moment.

Dude, this live show here in front of like 50 people was a moment. They went nuts. You see, I used to have a career. No, Damien the dog. I was super nervous. But knowing that my man, BC, has gone through the process. Remember him? Yeah, he's got the girl hanging.

Yeah, I mean, that was just fucking weird I went in there Got her done Sent to an MK And it's a rap Snip, snip I'll get an MK tat This check

He did get an MK tat That weekend This guy brought me sausage Yeah that's Aaron from Washington Yeah I ate it too by the way He definitely ejaculated in it There's no question

I have 100% ate this man's ejaculate Congrats on two years, guys. Much love in Philadelphia. I love that. Hell yeah. Mixed between fight analysis and great entertainment. So keep it up, guys.

Good job. Hey, look at this. Happy two year anniversary. Thank you to all that. Wow, two years on top of the world. We had a fucking show. That was a great fucking. and day. Wow, man.

Documentary 4, 1 through 4 in the books, part one in the books of this rewatch, directors cut behind the scenes. Long Island, Luke, what's your takeaway here from Docs 1 through 4? It was great reminiscing, good to see all the old Malka people in there. And I'm looking forward to the next few because, again, I make a one second cameo. And if, you know, I was there for those filmings at least, it'll feel good to reminisce on those a little bit more. You'll be watching part 2 next week.

Okay, we'll get that knocked out for you. LT, you look either exhausted, maybe you have to shit, or maybe you're looking back. The Showtime era was something special. Yeah, I'll just say I'm really glad I got an opportunity in life to do something like that. I don't think I'll ever get a chance or anything like that again. So it's nice to go back and see that some people will never even get those opportunities, BC. And I did. And that was great.

That was great. I'm really glad we did those. Your career's not over. These opportunities are not over. I don't think my career is over, but I. things change in sports media I'll never get a chance

to do that again maybe in something else but not that things change that's true but usually for the worst I mean one of them malca camera guys

one of them malca cameramen could end up being a boss in five years and then they're like oh remember that show we used to do we should bring that back

on TV all right could happen I'm not going to count on it but it's not the point the point is that was great that was great

I'm really glad I got a chance to do that. That was great. That was great. I wish we were a little thinner, but you know, it is what it is. Yeah, it is quite regrettable that I spent all this time looking like a fucking heifer, but people are always like, was there, are there groupies in MK? No, there's no group. No.

Unless you mean straight dudes who did not want to have sex with us, but did want to be around us, then we did have groupies in that sense. We're scouting our organ, our internal organs out aggressively. No question. Eat my ejaculate salchicha, please. Yeah. I'd like to thank Matt Snyder, our, our

fine producer who's been with us since day one for joining us today for being such a fighter behind the scenes to make these documentaries happen they're weird but they are us and they'll be there for life paramount didn't take them away from us like they did every other episode we ever did look thank god you know um i'm glad that mk history to a degree was able to be preserved through some of the stuff so yeah all right uh happy holidays boxing day christmas quanzo whatever you're celebrating we hope you guys are doing great we hope you enjoyed this part two is next week and don't forget monday january 5th for the last time for now bc and l t saying goodbye mk will continue you can follow the show you can like it uh it's going to go on in a big way here so let's let's get

excited about that you can subscribe to our youtube channels uh long island luke uh i'm sure people can tune into the main card minute and uh watch more prop quiz right yeah we have an episode of prop quiz dropping in and let me do some math here I don't know 20 minutes it's uh Dennis from submission radio taking on Aaron Bronstetter so tune into that's a great matchup it is a good matchup Dennis Scrotatov I love that guy

great guy got a great package yeah there we go all right thank you for everybody watching if you want to support the show please go to morning combat dot shop right now 50% off whatever's left if BC's face on it it's half off mix and match

your callers get our December exclusive get some presents for the next holiday for your peeps morning combat dot shop luke thomas enjoy the rest of your time in columbia and we'll be back on monday live and direct 11 a m probably looking at the year that was maybe looking back on our predictions and where we went wrong let's do it all right for luke thomas matt snider the fantastic luke no ceda on bc thank you so much for being part of this journey it's still going to MK Forever, MK for Life. We out.

This is an IHeart podcast, Guaranteed Human.