Mostly Sports With Mark Titus and Brandon Walker - The BIGGEST Mario Party Game In Barstool History (ft. Doitche/Reed) | Mostly Sports EP 681 | 7.2.26

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

Mark, Brandon, compete alongside special guests Doitche & Reed to determine the best Mario Party player....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to Ad Free on Amazon Music. Barstool Sports. Titan. Brandon Walker. Mostly sports. For this one, I guess. Are we on?
Starting point is 00:00:36 Welcome to Mostly Sports. I'm Mark Titus. He's Brandon Walker. These are the motherfucking boys. The motherfucking boys. Right now, we're trying to figure out. if this is Jersey or not. So we're recording this.
Starting point is 00:00:48 This is, what is it, June 8th? Monday, June 8th as we're recording this. And we're trying to figure out what the plan is for our release schedule. And I think we had previously mentioned that this will be Thursday. So there's a good chance right now is July 2nd. There's a very good chance that right now it is Thursday, July 2nd. I can't say with 100% confidence there is. If, in fact, it is July 2nd, it's Thursday, so we're wearing these jerseys.
Starting point is 00:01:10 But also there's a chance. It's just Tuesday. It could also be June 30th. It could be July 1st. Yeah. It could be June 29th. We might also just spike this entire video. There's a chance we do that.
Starting point is 00:01:20 I got to be honest. Just based on how I feel right now, don't put this out. I think we should just not put this out. I wouldn't put this out. Yeah, so I'll put on the Brittany Griner. Whatever, let me take the headphones off. We are playing Mario Party again. And listen, and our quality control department,
Starting point is 00:01:40 which we have one here, mostly sports, they hit us up after December and they said that listen guys that Mario Party episode your best episode ever are you okay is that backwards I was going to do it backwards because it's signed yeah over here sure um I was going to show that off it's right yeah it's choking me for sure yeah is that not just your high guy t-shirt reeds here reads here and deutche is here deuter's here in the mic read read come on dude
Starting point is 00:02:10 how we doing guys there we go are you nervous here He said first time in the studio. Yeah. You've never been in the studio? Yeah, no. This is my first time. Yeah, I feel like it's going well, right? Hell yeah, brother.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Good to see you. Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude. All right, who do we lose from the last Mario party? Connor's not here. And Wyatt. Why is Connor not here? He's playing lesbian volleyball.
Starting point is 00:02:35 He's normally a guy who tells us about his plans. He was very mum about why he could not be. It was tight-lipped? He just said, can't be there. Can't do it. You just said today's no good, and we kind of assumed he was lying because he's Connor. I assumed it was lesbian volleyball. Yeah, so.
Starting point is 00:02:48 But that's Wednesdays and Thursdays. Yeah. Is he, but is he doing other lesbian sports? Like jet skiing or? Lesbian bowling? You think he's in a lesbian Mario Party League? He did ask. He's like, I can't.
Starting point is 00:03:02 He did ask, will this be lesbians? Yeah, will there be lesbians there? We're like, no, it's just regular. Just regular Mario Party. And he's like, I can't be there then. All right, boys. Now, let's play Mario Party. Everybody knows the rules.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Doge, you know how to play Mario Party? A little bit. Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not to be honest with you. I don't like, I don't, I think I know how to play too. Like, I'm kind of like Doy. Have you ever played?
Starting point is 00:03:29 Not like a full, like, I feel like I've played, but like I haven't played in a minute, to be honest. You're not a part of them. I haven't played in a while. I've played before. Okay. You guys are in a room full of killers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:39 So, so obviously, you guys know, we're playing. college rules, which means we are playing Mario Kart to determine teams and... Is that what we want to do? We're doing that again. To determine captains? What are we... What are we... Is this straight to Mario Party?
Starting point is 00:03:55 How many turns... Can we establish determine that is before we go anywhere? Max. We have to figure out who the captains are. Right. How are we going to figure out the captains? Okay. Ivo, do you have an idea?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Because we have to figure out... We don't have the captains right now. Ebo, go ahead. Whenever you're ready. Last time we didn't play Mario Party for an hour. We simulate a mini game with four computers. We pick the computers. That sounds pretty...
Starting point is 00:04:21 Dude, I'm willing to listen. This is the thing. This is the fucking thing. It's last time we did this, I had a very easy to follow system. It was very easy to follow. Sure. And all I heard was that this is stupid.
Starting point is 00:04:34 This has got to be a better way. Yada, yada, yada. Everyone's just tearing my idea down. But now when it's time, Now when you're sitting in the big boy chair and you have to come up with the ideas, you've got nothing. Last time we had four, four, two sets of four races. I said you're sitting in the big boy chair, by the way, and we're all in the children's beanbags. Now that you're in the child's bean bag.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Two sets of four races last time. Yes. And the order was determined. The top? Okay, okay. Okay, hold on. Two Mario Kart races of four. Just like us four and then you four.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Right. The top two from each advance to the championship. Right. Not a race, though, like a whole circle. Grand Prix. Right. A Grand Prix. No, the top two are captains.
Starting point is 00:05:18 That's what we decided. We did a ground pro. Then we did a draft. We did the ground pro. We did the ground pro and then we drafted. Okay, well, do we have to determine. We have to do the horses to see. Can we pull the horses up?
Starting point is 00:05:29 Do the horses. Do the horses to determine each group for the ground pro. Okay. We do the horses. We do a race, okay? We're doing eight horse race, and whoever finishes. First is a captain.
Starting point is 00:05:43 We do another eight horse race. Whoever finishes eighth is not a captain. What if we play a round of Embrace Debate the Game for the Real Ball Knowers and whoever makes the best argument, they get first pet. Speaking to it, Mike. Play Embrace Debate. Play Embrace Debate the game for Real Ball Knowers. Nice.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Winner gets first peck. Or, let me see this. Reid, do you have plans tonight? No, no, no, no. That's really good because this is going to take forever. Do you have plans? tonight? Never.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Okay. All right. Never. So we run the horses. Run the horses. Top two, top four. Top four captains. Group one.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Top. I got it. And then they play. And then they play bar. They do a ground pro. And then the second four are group two. They do a ground pro. And the top two from each ground pro are your captains.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Let's do it. Now, we could do. But then they race for order? And they race for order. Okay. That's right. Those, those, the top. two from each group. Automatic captains. But those four are then going to a grandpraw where they
Starting point is 00:06:48 raise for the order of the draft pick. Then and only then do we do the draft and then we can play Mario. All right. The input of the TV to the H.T.m. Here we go. Now, it could not be any clear. This is how we've always done it. And every time we do it, you guys got questions. And I don't understand. Once we do determine the order of the grand pro for the order. How many rounds we're playing on Mario Party? Last time we played 30. Oh, last time we played 20. So we'll play 30.
Starting point is 00:07:19 We played 20. That was 20? All right, all right, all right, all right. I feel like, I feel like we're wasting time. Guys, I feel like we're wasting time. Let's get to it. All right, here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:07:34 All right. We don't have Connor to commentate. But I love that one minute race. You couldn't have just done. You couldn't have just done. 20 seconds. You had to do it better. This is what we are.
Starting point is 00:07:45 All right. You want to go ahead, Reed? Joyce, you want to do it? No, do I do. Just say what's happening. All right, we got fucking Mark in the lead here. Mark is coming. We got DJ coming back.
Starting point is 00:08:00 And here it is, Leo. We got Liam McHenherst. He can hurt. He paints yourself. Oh, so 20 seconds. All right, yeah. We got 20 seconds. All right.
Starting point is 00:08:08 All right, Mark is in a steady lead right here. You got Reed is. We got Reid coming! Reed's coming! Reed's coming! Yeah! Yeah! Reed's coming!
Starting point is 00:08:21 Then we got Mark! Oh, we got Mark 10 second! Oh no! Mark and Reid for the final! Here we go! Brandon's coming! Brandon's coming! Cody!
Starting point is 00:08:31 Cody! Cody! Lins! Wow! Good commentary! What was that for? All right, so... So the top four.
Starting point is 00:08:41 I got some adrenaline right now. Cody, Deutsch, Reed, and TJ do a grown pro. Okay. All right, all right. And me, Ebo, Mark, and Liam do a grand pro. That's right. All right. All right. I'll get up to you guys. Wait, but wait.
Starting point is 00:08:53 We don't have Mark. Do we have Mario Kart? Yeah, we got Mario Kart. Wait, I thought we were just fucking with each other. We're not really doing that. What was all that for? Wait, so that was for a hunting? I'm down to do it.
Starting point is 00:09:10 That's what we did last time. One race, one race. Just one race. It's one race. Just do one race. One race. The grand problem is crazy. We can do one race.
Starting point is 00:09:17 All right. We can do one race. So who's one mini-ground? Who's racing? Or no, we should do us three and. Howdy, Deutsch, Reed, I. And Blubbins is already sitting here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:27 All right. All right. You guys go. Fine. I'm right here. It's currently 324. What time do you think Mario Party tips off? Liam time is not an issue.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Stop talking about the clock. It was merely. merely a question. Merely a thought. Let's sit here. Come see here, Reed. Right there. Yeah, you can see the TV.
Starting point is 00:09:54 All right. Now this is... This is... The top two go to the final. Yeah, we can just do one... We can do the ground pro and just run the first race.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Then the next group will run the second race. Now you can't do that. No, because then you're locked into a character. You don't use that character. You can't do that. All right. and we're playing one round of Fortnite.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I had a perfect system and everyone says it's not perfect. And I say, okay, then tell me the perfect system and they got nothing. Let's play fibbage or like Quiplash? Yeah, Quiplash. Oh, I love Quipash.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah. It's such a great game. Yeah, Super Mario Quiplash. Is this Mike on, by the way? Yeah. Okay. You should have been more prepared for Jersey to be honest.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I feel like I got earned my pinstripes. Like I just got thrown the pinstripes. stripes on. I got to earn it. I'm Cody Belly. I played for the Yankees and Lily. We didn't go pinstripes. Went with the Navy's.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I have a jersey. Oh, nice. I know what I'm switching. Oh, shit, Cody. I stuck right on your foot. Oh, that hurt. Mm-hmm. Sorry, you're all right?
Starting point is 00:11:06 That hurt your foot, probably. All right. All right, guys. Guys quit dicking around. Oh, we'll edit this in post. All right. It would be very funny if we recorded all this and Cody just cut it all out.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Ate the footage, yeah. Yeah, it's like, maybe put it in like 2x speed or 3x speed this part. Oh, remember when we record something, it all out, turn in Super Bowl? He's got that shit on. Well, you know what? He was invited here, too, and he couldn't fight. He said no. Doits, you look like the most comfortable, uncomfortable man I've ever seen in my life right now.
Starting point is 00:11:58 I'm pretty comfortable. Mark, you might have to get down there. All right. Wait, we're doing... Not a grand pro. There's so many fucking questions. It's the most obvious. We've been doing it this way for years.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Let's do the versus race. Okay, so it's Deutsch, Reed, Cody. Okay, read. This one. Wait, Titus isn't racing. How come he gets a good chair? I want to go up there. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:47 This is qualifying race one for the championship. Oh, boy. How the fuck you look? He got to do it. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Am I holding it? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Look how Cody's holding it. Cody's holding it. Cody, stop that. Stop that. Maybe we give us a quick instruction on how to play. George is upside down. Yeah. So what's gas?
Starting point is 00:13:41 Is it north, south, east or west? Oh, no. Of the dial. East. I'll be honest, I forgot what gas. Yeah, you'll figure out. You'll figure that. I mean, listen.
Starting point is 00:13:59 It's, you've driven a car. I mean, you just want to have you? All right, here we go. That's okay. This is a real life. Who's Spike? Who's Spike? I gotta need a camera.
Starting point is 00:14:16 DJ's all. Who's Yoshi? What are you, Deutsch? Mario. That's a good call, George. It's deep cut. That's a ball knowers. Ball knowers.
Starting point is 00:14:32 I don't know what the fuck, Doge is driving. Or would Cody's driving? I don't need that. I don't know. I don't know any of it. the top left character who'd you pick
Starting point is 00:14:42 what are you gonna go Luigi Gumbup, for on a fly Who's dickhead? Wait, that's the character bottom left, dickhead?
Starting point is 00:14:52 That's Gungba I don't know top left Wait, did you pick Mario Mario Who did you pick
Starting point is 00:15:11 Yahoo! Guys, y'all are holding us up a little bit This is great I'm not gonna lie to you I'm like I'm You know They gotta see it
Starting point is 00:15:36 We have a system Down Pat and you guys are fucking us up a little bit All right So who's Spike? Me. Who's Mario?
Starting point is 00:15:52 Who's Yoshi? Who's covered by the camera? I can't see it's covered by the camera. You don't talk about that enough. Tough to see the TV from there. They don't Blutman. And they put me in this spot. And they say, oh, Brandon, see everything.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Be the wise one. Be the one who sees and knows all. And I can't do it. I try. You're probably not wrong. You guys should sit there. On the city edition night, you guys should sit here.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Hell section couch. Go on. The desk should be like here. Go on. Do you want to remodel the whole studio? We're talking about, isn't it? Where are you going to put TJ? We're going to give TJ like literal glass right here that's retractable.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Mm-hmm. I was going to put him in New York City. That's where he wants to be. Extreme makeover, mostly sports edition. You know that show? Extreme Makeover and they do the homes? No. what what you sure you have the title right you think of property brothers what is the premise
Starting point is 00:17:18 of that show extreme makeover they make over they make over how how much do they make it over like how to what degree are they skateboarding while they're doing it make over the house we should do uh wife swap cody come on we should also do wife's here we go here we go here we go guys here we go Cody Cody just like delete all this at post delete the entire all the bar here we go actually delete all the Mario party and just leave the Mario card And we're off. Anybody want to fire off a take right now that will date this episode? And it seems it would be very topical if you were talking about it today.
Starting point is 00:17:58 But by the time this comes out, everyone would be like, why the fuck are you talking about it? A little World Cup, action? Were World Cup still going on? Yeah. Okay. Oh. We'll be the knockout round, though, won't we? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:10 What we've, I think we've advanced to the final four. A little NBA finals, though? Yeah, NBA finals, yeah. I can't believe Blutman was on the hot load. of the Vegas? Yeah, yeah, that was crazy. That was awesome, oh, but you, I will say this.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Blutman and Connor knocked that parade trip out of the park when they went to Jersey and got on that parade. Oh, so fun. Oh, my God. It was a really busy month. All-time moment for the show. I can't believe AJ the Bonsa slipped in the draft.
Starting point is 00:18:42 I do like that. That was crazy. Broke his foot. Them doing if Vegas wins the Cup, he and Connor do their own championship parade, but just in a random small town. New Jersey. Like they go to Monmouth,
Starting point is 00:18:54 New Jersey. It's just the two of them. Shut down the streets. Reed, you have any good time? Yeah. Yeah, you look like you're having a good time. That's fucking awesome. Isn't it sick?
Starting point is 00:19:04 Yeah, we do this. I still can't get over the poop all the things. We don't know. All right, ready? Yes. Play. Mark, I just ordered a dinner. There we go.
Starting point is 00:19:32 There we go. And this is what it's all about. This is what separates. Mostly sports. What's the name of the show? It's Caitlin Clark. Depending on whether you need a motorcycle racing, right? $140.
Starting point is 00:19:46 We can just do it on it. It's one race. One race. Yeah, here we go. If you finish top two, you move on to the championship race. Right. And you're a captain and you move on to the championship. Reed, you're the home team.
Starting point is 00:19:57 You pick the track. There we go, Reed. You just don't know how to move it. That's a rookie mistake. That's a rookie mistake All right, here we go Hey, can I take a guess of what you guys ordered?
Starting point is 00:20:14 Yeah I'm going to text on the chat Oh, it's a classic Mario Party Meal. All right, get them! How many people in this race? Wait, there are 24? Why are so many people in the race?
Starting point is 00:20:36 God, I hope. Oh, Mario. I hope our captains aren't the computer. Why is Mario in a 53 Thunderbird? I saw you charging for a junk. Oh, you jump? Yeah, look at them. All right, Reid.
Starting point is 00:21:06 This guy reads the sandbacks. Oh, Ray? Reed. Come on, now. Is this all you did? Yeah, he was the 23rd? You press it. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Deutsch. Now, hit RT. Hit RT. Oh, you turn the lights on. The voters like that. Now, Reed and Doge, you do get to it at any point. call for a du over race and i don't even know if this is what's going to give you a true champion chase it down d'iard you're in a good spot great spot to which all right final lap boys
Starting point is 00:22:33 cody nobody's talking about his race no that's that's tj right there nobody was rude No boating. All right, so top two are... We're changing characters. DJ, I think we're changing characters. Of course we're changing characters. And we got picking a new map. You can't race the same map twice.
Starting point is 00:23:36 You have to have you player two? Yeah, what does this do? You've already raced, dude. Give me the controller. All right. Starts over. I got the... You sit and Cody's shirt.
Starting point is 00:23:53 You switch with me. You send Cody's chair. Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say in Cody's chair. All right, all right. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Okay, did read leave? Breathe. Who is this? Somebody get ready to come back. T.J, text read to come back. This thing can't drive. Look at this thing. Parabitty budd.
Starting point is 00:24:28 They added a bunch of like NPCs. Whoa. They needed bodies, essentially. Wait, you're penguin? Yeah, I'm penguin. You can't be serious. Can't be serious, dude. Wait, are you sightseeing Mario?
Starting point is 00:24:42 Can't be serious. Who's sightseeing Mario? Is that you serious? What are you doing? Well, I got my jersey revealed. No. No. No, you cannot be.
Starting point is 00:24:57 You can't be serious. You can't be penguin. I brought my Mario part. He's penguin. He's penguin. Oh, no, you're penguin. I'm penguin. I'm a penguin.
Starting point is 00:25:07 No, no, no. I'm dolphin. Okay, you're dolphin. You look. Dude, dolphin looks awesome. Dolphin's sick. Dolphin's sick. Ew.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Okay, so heba is dolphin. Oh, cow. I'm, uh, Donkey Kong. Should we have a hand out of this? Oh, little dumpy. Cow, dolphin, donkey con, and penguin. The big four Who's Donkey Kong?
Starting point is 00:25:36 Me. I don't know you were going to be cow and dolphin. What do you think Mario? Okay, you're good there? Unless you want to, you could change if you don't want computers. Just one 32 race cycle. All right. Yeah, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:25:52 All right, here we go. That's fine. That's all good. And then you're going to pick... These are all the courses. East. Who's doing this? Oh, it looks awful.
Starting point is 00:26:09 No, no, just press Bowser's Castle again. If you do any of the other ones, it's gonna... No, no, no, no. It's gonna be like a shitty crossroads one where you're like going from one to the other. Oh, no. That doesn't matter. Why would... It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:26:23 It doesn't matter. Oh, you can't be rooting for somebody, Reid. Sorry, sorry. Oh, rude. It's fine. It doesn't matter. It's fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:26:39 It's all fine. Yeah. It's like golf. You play the course. Oh. Oh, this course is sick, Ius! Oh, Mega Penguin! Oh, we're locked in racing, huh?
Starting point is 00:27:26 I don't become Rocky Ranch. Brandon, that's how you get new characters of this game. It's random chance of anything. Tj's, I suck my nuts. Oh, water? I'll buy it. But also thank you. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Guess I'm just smoking, you know. Be careful in Chicago. All right, all right, all right, all right. You chosen! You chosen! You're a little bored. That's a little bored. Really?
Starting point is 00:28:36 A little boring up here. No. It's easiest thing in my life. Who's that in fourth? Who's Penguin? So it's me, you, T.J. and Cody? I think it should be the people who are keeping last. Alright, how about just me, Titus, and Deutcher captains?
Starting point is 00:29:15 Not me? Alright, so who's a championship match? Right. One is one. Okay, so if you win, you go first? If you win, you go first. All right, if you finish second. No, I think you get to pick.
Starting point is 00:29:32 You can go. It's a snake draft It's a snake draft Did you win? I came four So you're good T.J, you pick the You pick it all
Starting point is 00:29:46 You pick the track Yeah, yeah And keep in mind That track you told Titus was gonna be bad Was a great track That's so sick Could have been better Shut up Cody
Starting point is 00:29:57 You can do random He's got a new character For me Hey Deutsch I heard you had a rocky wrench Yeah Where are you going You're not gonna put it on me Are you?
Starting point is 00:30:15 Oh, okay. No, you're not playing. You're not playing. Back to the big boy chair. Oh, and the lobster roller. I'm Donkey Kong. Why would you change your guy? Why would you change your guy?
Starting point is 00:30:38 Not for anybody. Actually, Cody, you should change. Oh, come on, TJ. Oh, I had a bad car. Is that why I lost? There we go. You could have asked. Well, you, because...
Starting point is 00:30:54 Random plays every number. Want to do random, Coder? All right. There we go. Random core? 32 races. see that though we should see it through dandelion depths it's a fortnight drop all right here we go new new fortnight p oi yes oh my gosh it's a lobster roller we started this an hour ago
Starting point is 00:31:19 i think we play mario party still five guys clock clocks don't matter right now i actually think the top two should have to face off in battle balloon though no you're not being silly What? Say it. Say it. Cody usually uses a lot of racist language doing this. How many times do you get to make a cut last time? It was like sass in the case race. It's like 50 cuts, yeah. I just want you all to know that I have the start.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Mowing through you. In 19th place. I'm mowing through you right now. Uh-huh. Oh, here comes big donkey come. Uh-oh! You can't even see where you're going. Disadvantage.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Oh no, no, curl, mucrow, mucose. Oh, no, spike all the way back and... What? Trying to make a move on Donkey Kong. I do. Don't look, fuck, oh. Yeah, yeah. Well...
Starting point is 00:32:57 Oh, no. I'm doing things. What are you driving? Oh, but, Cody. I'm driving the lobster roller. You're driving a lobster car. The lobster roller. But this is four laps?
Starting point is 00:33:10 It don't even matter who's in whatever. I'm flapping my wings. All right, guys, let's know more shells. Everybody agree? Yeah, that's right. I'm super confused by the track. I will say, well-maintained, no pothold. I'm big again.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Thank you, Reed. Second, third, fourth, and fifth for the boys. Last lap. Every. You're so the man. Yeah, I know what you're saying. They're here. Hey, what I put.
Starting point is 00:34:41 God damn it. we read no shells did we not god damn it is there a computer let's like i go jblum in advance all right so now we draft all right who's the draft pool
Starting point is 00:35:32 get read back in here wait can we pick anyone in the office get read back in here text read read this is crazy read on the group chat no your second pick
Starting point is 00:35:50 yeah do we have like a Mario like hat in the office so we can like come up on the stage and accept the jersey put the Mario hat on. All right. So TJ picks first out of all the seven rest of us. But TJ has to put jersey on. Put the hitching on.
Starting point is 00:36:10 How many jerseys do you guys have in here? You did one? Oh, read. Okay, good. I was, I was worried you weren't going to make it back in time. Did you wear the Rogers? Did you hear we're doing mushrooms? Yeah, we're playing with mushrooms today?
Starting point is 00:36:23 You know about that? Could you imagine to insurers with Rogers? Yeah. That's pretty easy to imagine. Just imagine doing shrooms with Roger.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Honestly, it would be kind of scary in a way. It's T.J. Blumman and me and you try to get real. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Like you'd be scared of his psyche? A little bit. I think. All right. All right. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Is the board everyone else in the room? Yeah. No. You're wearing the Nayso. You can't draft another captain. You could take Connor.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Who are the captains? What do you just have this? I don't. don't know what that was for. All right. Who finished first, T.J. I swear God. Who finished second?
Starting point is 00:37:03 Blutman. Who finished third? Cody. I'm fourth. I want Evo. Okay. Good pick. Oh, that's a...
Starting point is 00:37:08 I want... I want... I want Mock. I want Mock. Fuck. That's who I wanted. Can I trade? Yeah, me and Reed.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Okay. All right. I propose... I propose Reed for Deutsch. What? I propose read for Deutsch. And a future... Right.
Starting point is 00:37:29 So I have Deutsch. I have Deutsch. You got scared. So be walking Deutsch Wait What? Will you trade with me? No, Walt, what's on table?
Starting point is 00:37:39 Read. Future first. No, no. Now you say that, but... I got Mock with the second pick. I want to be on Bluffman's team. They're saying, I got my guy and the value pick. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Now, wait a minute. Me and Doyt are on the same team, so he should sit in my lap? Yep, you should. I usually sit behind. You want to sit here. Doids, sit behind me. No, you sit. Who are you with?
Starting point is 00:38:01 I'm with DJ. Mark, I want you to sit here. All right. You take this spot. But I need a mic because I'm, put a mic between us. You don't want to sit here? I got some things to say. I'm not miced.
Starting point is 00:38:18 This is this whole thing. All right, Doge, you get behind me in this chair. Yeah. All right. All right. Now, one thing we got to, one rule we got to get locked in right away is last time, as you remember, T.J. was not. switching turns.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Right. He was saying all the turns. He's taking all the turns. We're going to alternate turns. Yeah. We're playing an ethical game of, you're behind me in the chair. I don't go here.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Hey. What's sorry, dude. You grab March, my chair. I'm right here behind my mom. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:56 All right. And then now this makes sense. Yep. Slide. All right. Is everybody good? You're good. Now from here on?
Starting point is 00:39:03 out we're playing in the classic Duchess of Queensberry rules Mario Party. That's right. That's right. 30 turns. And the winner will be the one that won. Agreed. Agreed. And the winner. And the winner gets
Starting point is 00:39:22 to win. And the teams are, raise your hand if you're on my team. All right, raise your hand if you're on TJ's team. Raise your hand if you're on Mark's team. Raise your hand if you're gay. I stopped myself, though. Yeah. Hey, that's tough.
Starting point is 00:39:41 That's tough. You never been on mostly sports before. This is your debut, damn, dude. Dude, debut in a fucking Mario party? That's pretty hard. This is the fucking big time, Reed. Okay, so, welcome to the big leagues, motherfucker type of shit, you know? Are we gonna, like, do, like, a halftime where, like, we switch seats?
Starting point is 00:39:58 Because obviously, like, there's an advantage just sitting on the right side right there, close to the TV. So, like, shoot on, you get to shoot on the, the, the, you get to shoot on the, Each basket. I don't believe so. No, that's not how we've ever done it. It's not how we've ever done it, Evo. All right. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Have you seen the show? Mark sits on the left. I sit on the right. Mm-hmm. And I sit to your left. All right. So who's manning the stick right now? Me.
Starting point is 00:40:21 You don't have to get sassy about it. Who's controlling him? Time's wasting, so let's get to it. I present the arenas where superstars are born. This is huge. All right. Who brought the piece of bread? Blutman, do you have the analytics down?
Starting point is 00:40:35 Do you know? Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Because my analytics guy last time, fuck me. Yep. We gambled. We gambled.
Starting point is 00:40:44 We were just... Also, we weren't bad. We just ran out of time. We did run out of time. We dominated the coin game. We were coming back. We were just getting our stars poached. Super Mario Party jamboree.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Press A LNR. A Baltha Nintendo Switch 2 edition. And this is... And this is the big time. This is where... where we separate the men from the boys. Are we switching every other mini game?
Starting point is 00:41:11 Team. What? Like, one of you goes and then your partner goes the next time? Cody, you've been here before. Yeah. No shit we're switching every other team, bro.
Starting point is 00:41:26 You just want TJ to do it every time? Not on my team. Partner, so I don't give a fuck what they do. I love that shit, Cody. No, that's my That's my fucking teammate. I'm worried about this team. This team might fall asleep over here.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's an old last team over here. About nap time for the old heads. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah. My team might be win too much. Because win everything Mock does. Yeah. What he didn't win last time. Dog, he went Mock. wins everything when uh i got a question for the room when are we starting once i set the cameras basically just like a board game oh there's like did you guys
Starting point is 00:42:15 hear that um and then you get my dad saw the photo of me and co-ring together i swear i swear i know that what you say what my dad thought when he said oh yeah yeah he thought you're a lesbian that's fair that's messed up that happens happens does it actually happen i think part of it was my grip on you yeah probably i I can't believe they sold. Not sold. I'm so sorry. Served Rodden Scalps at Cody's wedding.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Like 17 people got food poisoning. Oh, yeah, that's right. It was crazy. Oh, shit. Cody's off the show now. What? Yeah, that's right. No, I mean, you're on this episode, but like,
Starting point is 00:42:59 remember, like, a couple weeks ago, you were like, I'm off the show now? Yeah, I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah. yeah only cody understands what's happening you're fucking married dude yeah
Starting point is 00:43:14 this is sick and you just don't wear your ring anymore took it off because I don't know what was going to happen to Mario party you might get swollen Rossi Rosalina one time did you really get married
Starting point is 00:43:27 dude I had a good time at your wedding no one in this room was actually there but you know also Ivo just joined me and you have $1,200 dollars fucking crazy you y'all could have got two hundred dollars seats we got united okay i'll pay you back i'll pay you back you don't have to pay me back i'm the one that did it
Starting point is 00:43:49 also you got twelve hundred dollars seats i bought them two plane tickets laydowns yeah all right first class here we go you know um can we have spike um no i don't have um hey george we're big guys you want a big guy you want a big guy yeah don't go um Bouser's pretty cool. You like Bowser? You need a controller. You can do anything. Mark, you want to be.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Maybe want to be Rosalina? Yeah. Well, there wasn't luck. I'm just very, very skilled. Burd? I don't think your fingers would be too big for you. What are you feeling? Um, we go, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Mollie, mole. Let's go. Pauline? Yeah. Paul. I think we have to Pauline. He was crazy. I like you.
Starting point is 00:44:35 All right. I think we go Pauline. So there's just going to be spins in whatever number we get. how many spaces we move. Reed, it's a board game. You ever play a board game? Yeah. It's like a board game,
Starting point is 00:44:45 but everybody, everybody goes, and then you play a minigame. I bet. Pauline or boo? You're trying to get stars. You get stars by using coins to buy them. There's really good.
Starting point is 00:44:55 This is happening. Whoever has the most stars at the end with. Oh, this is tough. Yeah. This is really tough. What are you, what are you thinking?
Starting point is 00:45:04 Pauline, Boo and Toadette is our big board. Which I agree. They should pick their fucking guy. Let's go. All right, Pauline. I like Paul. Look at the fuck.
Starting point is 00:45:11 fucking tithes up on. Oh shit. Do you see them titties? Reed, you see them titties? I'm going to roll Pauline. Wait, who's who? I'm, uh, me and Deutsche Bowser. Me and me and Blutman are, look at Pauline.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Someone always has to be Pauline when we play. Can we spin her? Can we spin her around? Get a look at her. Who's Wau Luigi? And who's Spike? DJ. And?
Starting point is 00:45:37 Evan. Hey, Evo, you want to come? You'll stay with us? Okay. Graphics are accurate. Brandon and Deutcher, Bowser, Cody and Raider, Wallyi, G. Blumann and Mark. That's confusing because his dad's name. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Oh, boy. Oh, boy, you're the captain technically, so I'm sorry for... Oh, no, you're going to take the first turn. Oh, okay. I love that. Captains take the first turn. You're just trying to set yourself up to win. Did you do 30 turns? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Yeah, you have to. You're setting yourself up to win. You wouldn't race all the half days. Yeah. Come on here. A long game. Yeah, don't. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Who knows? This might be the one. Should we go out on the court and play knockout to determine? What? What? The stickers on us. They haven't started yet. Stickers.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Hit those stickers. Blut. Okay, so last time we did the raceway. That suck. That's dog. And then we did another one that also stuck. Which one's the best one? Google.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Google. Which one's the best one? What sticker do you like? We should do the hardest one, T.J. What? Artists? Let's just do the hardest one. What's pretty good?
Starting point is 00:46:48 Do the difficult. Yeah, King Bowser's key. Right? Yay. See ya! What makes it hard? It's like, there's more twist. There's more fuckery.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Yeah, we want fuckers. Sometimes Bowser fucks you in the face on this one. Oh, yeah. I'm Bowser. Pauline. Let's do that one. King Bowser, your regular Bowser. He started.
Starting point is 00:47:05 I bet Connor he wishes he's here to... All right. Get fucked in the face by Bowser. Um. Handicap on, right? Yeah, we'll start with the... Give yourself a fight. No, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:47:18 All right. Here we go. Here we go. All right, start the video. All right, we're recorded. All right, welcome in. We're about to start. God, damn.
Starting point is 00:47:29 That's so long. That's so long. We're about to start Mario Party. Time out. Time out. Time out. That's so many minutes. 30's the Mac.
Starting point is 00:47:38 That's like if you're dicking around. Yeah, it'll go fast. It'll go fast. What is that? three and a half hours. Okay, here's bonus stars. When you do 30, there's three bonus stars. Is that fine?
Starting point is 00:47:48 What's bonus stars? Bonus stars is like, we get the most coins. You get a start. Yeah, yeah, bonus stars on. It's kind of random. Minigame help, that's where we got in trouble. Do you have somewhere to be? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:47:57 You want to vote or have it be random for the mini games? Random, random, random, random. Random, random. We could just do like 20 turns. Nah, I already pressed. It's about. It'll go fast. Look how fast it's going right now.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I'm going to hotel rooms tonight. Oh, here we go! We'll get that NBA finals game on this other TV. Do you hear we? No, I'm bad. And we want some salmon? Cody, you want to order some pizza for the room? All right, pay attention.
Starting point is 00:48:29 This is the map. We'll figure it out. Just, just... Pay attention. It's all right. Just go ahead. Ebo, can you go get me and Mark's food, please? No.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Let me watch the rules first. We don't need the rules, dude. We don't do the rules. Just play the games. It's going to explain the map. It doesn't matter, dude. It does not. I'd like to be familiar with the map.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Nobody cares. I can explain the map's quirks. Why it's hard. Let's just go. Let's just go. Oh, yeah, it is. It is our first time. Look, look, look, look.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Whoa. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Boring, boring. Who all's out there? Don't care. Who's out there? Who's out there?
Starting point is 00:49:09 Hit the fucking. Oh, oh, oh. All right, seven, read. Let's go. Let's go. What? bitch. She's,
Starting point is 00:49:16 look, that's rig. The biggest guy got 10, the smallest got two. Pauline. Hey,
Starting point is 00:49:23 if that was so a rig. We'll come from behind. That's the couch Michael. All right. All right. So me, we're winning.
Starting point is 00:49:31 She's got, she's got ass in, too. She's got both. She's got both. So, re-talking to that. Oh,
Starting point is 00:49:39 the first star, the first star. Why is that his dick? Is that it? His dick's on backwards. All right. So here we go. Reminder, if I see you not switching turns.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Ebo, you're the team that we're worried about not switching. It's a naked penalty. I have a couple of... All right, all right. All right, Doris, you ready? Ready. Are you all the first? What?
Starting point is 00:50:11 Go first? I've got a couple hot chips. It's us, right? It's us, right? Yeah, yeah. There we go. I'll say there's no... Bitch!
Starting point is 00:50:23 Like the single use, like, Nice. Really hot, as a punishment, that would be good. You ever done that? Yeah, it's only fair.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Look for the items. Really? Maybe shit in black the next day. I think we should buy anything here? What's that one? That, so there's, if you would have watched the instructions, there's like a treadmill.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Oh, here's spider. If you do that, it'll flip the direction of the treadmill. Yeah, yeah. Uh, I got me and Titus ribs. It's classic. I thought you guys were going to switch it off.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Does it have a first? The first turn, I'm very sick of watching your ribs. It's some ribs. Perfect timing, brand. Yeah, I'll take some ribs. Oh my God. These are, what are you guys? Stop, stop, stop.
Starting point is 00:51:09 You're quitting. Who's quitting? Who's quitting? Stop. Oh, spider. Can't throw me a water? Nothing better for some Mario Party ribs, dude. Um, you want to, um,
Starting point is 00:51:20 do you want any of these? Let's just do that. Let's go. I was thinking they were gonna go seafood boys. Alright. We're gonna some ribs? Yeah? I love ribs.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Where are your thoughts? Alright, we're on ribs. All right, it's on ribs. Yeah, it's a great thing. Hurry up, god damn it. If you use the look around feature on the map, everyone's a lot of punch you in the face. Love the face. Nuttapping, nut tapping.
Starting point is 00:52:01 We should be no look around. No look around. Make the rule now. No. What? You got to look around? You don't have to look around. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:52:14 You have limited look around. Go off a five seconds. We're all going to the same place. We don't want to look around. Oh, Ty's, we're on deck. No. You're on water? You're on water?
Starting point is 00:52:25 I'm eating the water. I'm eating these ribs. Yeah, yeah. Try to talk somebody. Deutsch, how are your Mario Party ripped? Use the ribs? I'm all right. I'm allergic.
Starting point is 00:52:37 I'm allergic. You're allergic? Yeah, I had some thoughts on ribs. You're allergic to ribs? No. I was just saying. You don't like ribs? Whoa! Whoa!
Starting point is 00:52:47 One, two, three, four, five. Who's looking? Oh, T.J. Bro. Oh, that's a lucky space to the right, though. It's a lucky space right. Betrayal. What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:53:04 Get like a pizza, one pizza. And some cheesy bread. And cheesy bread. Oh, great, good cheesy bread. Key and Peele. Alright, Pauline. Who's 40? Who's Pohelina, dude?
Starting point is 00:53:24 I ask we're probably gonna get like two here. Alright, that's a huge spin right there. I mean, we knew what's gonna happen. What do we want? Do you want buy anything? We didn't buy anything. What you want? You tell me what you want.
Starting point is 00:53:43 No, it's your turn. What I... I like this. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Let's do mushrooms. Yeah, let's do sure. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Is this from the same place? Because I think this might be better than that. It's way better. You guys get, uh, green? Here we go. All right, I'm gonna play the first one, do I see you play the second one? Oh, damn it.
Starting point is 00:54:15 What? I'm getting rib juice all over at my Donny jersey. All right, here we go. All right, so what we got here is so stuttle, built left or right I'm right oh no you're in a bad spot it's gonna be the greasiest controller let's go Cody oh god yeah you guys are only hindering yourself yeah okay oh yeah look at me taking up do i just fuck them
Starting point is 00:54:49 is ready up all right the a button is what gas what do we press to be ready uh are or minus or plus or minus oh got it uh can i just complain real quick and i my controller's greasy Does I have Cogras in there, Tee Oh, I pause
Starting point is 00:55:14 No pause, man Let's go, Cody No pause No pause, no pause No pause Good box That T's a Oh no
Starting point is 00:55:21 That's good box Go buddy What are you doing What are you doing? What are you mean What am I doing? I'm top right Bottier team
Starting point is 00:55:29 Bottier That's us Yeah Yeah What? What? Yeah Ty does not go
Starting point is 00:55:39 To the balloon I'm I can't play You see this run. Cheating. Yeah, we have to switch turns. It's a naked penalty. I'm willing to take the penalty.
Starting point is 00:55:54 You go. Come on. There's no respect to the rules around here anymore. I mean, we're already on turn two of 30. All right. You guys, guess the dog's... Why are they hanging out so much? Where the fucking...
Starting point is 00:56:10 Donkey Kong. Oh, yeah. There's a pair of pants you could use. Huh? Let's use the pants? Where do you want to go? Alright. There's no...
Starting point is 00:56:19 There we go. There we go. These ribs are so... Oh, baby, Joyce. There are... No way. Does she know that... Does he know that she's also fucking Bowser?
Starting point is 00:56:36 Soculent ribs, huh? And then you're gonna hit a... Those ribs are a little bit. That's right. You need some... That's not that bad, dog. Boys, don't get the control of racing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I'm taking care of it. again and see you get so good you dice block. That's good. That's good. That's good. Who's, who's, who's winning? Are we almost? Nothing's really happened yet.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Fuck, fuck. DJ and them were winning, but it's early. Oh no, I'm gonna fuck to everybody. Oh. Where'd you go? Oh, Bowers' Revolution, Bowser Revolution, Bowers, Bowers, Wow, come on. You should have to go minus it.
Starting point is 00:57:27 You should have to go minus one. Yeah. I'm going to demonstrate my frustration to be a sticker. Gah! Gah! All right, we're going to go... She's kind of fine. Yeah, she's bad, for sure.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Dice block. Look at that, dude. Can she spin around? I just want to see her from the back of it. You know what I'm saying? Turn around. There we go. Which way are we going, Blot?
Starting point is 00:57:57 Well, we can't look around. Which way you want to go? Everyone seems to. stuff gone right. Do you want to sack? Yeah. Paulina. Not really jacking, you just went left. Yeah. She's taunts. Yeah, she's different on that shit.
Starting point is 00:58:10 You're going to return this or something like this? Look at the tagging game boys. All right, here we go. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, no, here we go. Come on. Oh, this one where I drive the boat. Here we go. How do you know?
Starting point is 00:58:27 All right, Doit, you ready? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, true. We usually just play Mario. Okay, so you're just moving. Just moving, you're tilting, tilting, tilting. And you're trying to tilt it yourself into the coins, okay?
Starting point is 00:58:39 You're trying to get coins? Yeah, but move it this way. Like, see that thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, who is blessed? All right, I'm ready. Doge, Doge, if you tilt forward, he goes faster. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:55 See? Are you supposed to take all the coins? You got it? Yeah, you got it. Left right and tilt forward. Start. All right. Press your minus, right.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I don't have to click start. There's no big bags in this one though. You hear me, Deutsch? I don't know what the minus button is. There's a button on there. It looks like a minus. The only button on there looks like a minus. I have just had the arrow.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Pauline is. You see that minus right there? Oh, yep. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, why am I not going faster? No.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Oh, that's a son of the bitch. They're going fast. Way faster than I. Get them all read. Get them all read. Love. There you go, Deutsch. There are you, Deutsch.
Starting point is 00:59:38 There are they, there are they, Joyce. Where are they, right. Is this. Where are they, Blut? I missed him. That was such a good play. Where are they?
Starting point is 00:59:46 Quit, hey. Waluigi! What the fuck are you doing? No! No, no, that's fine. You're on one team. Same team. Wallowichie, quit knocking us off.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Oh, we're on the same team? Yes, that was not the same rebound. All right, good, boy. I got one coin. That's how we do. We won. We won? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:03 No, everyone won. I got 11 coins. You guys got 15. We were a team. But we had more than you. Oh, really? It was 3D1. So we win.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Yeah. Yeah. So how many more turns? That's fine. Oh, Dave. 28. 29. That was a tough timing for a coin.
Starting point is 01:00:18 All right. We're in good shape, boys. We're in good shape. Oh, and upset. Damn, she's a girl, Boston, huh? All right. 10% of the way there, boys. Well, no.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Should we switch boards? Yeah. This one kind of sucks. We should play Mario. We're playing so well, though. Is that going for us? Hey, Bowser's turn. Ebo, what's your ribs did?
Starting point is 01:00:51 Uh, you don't want to know. What do you mean? You don't want to know. Where'd I go? I think if I'm going to a barbecue, joy, I'm getting like brisket, full pork, full chicken, everything before I get the ribs. Tacos? Yeah, like a good sausage, maybe some tacos. So the idea of like a rib taco just makes you wanna.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Oh. I don't-Ebo, I don't-Taco could get me back. I don't want to say. anything but your food takes suck suck dick and pussy oh unpaug I mean I wait so boop nice roll bitch Ebo aha uh-huh they could have yeah guaranteed yeah it's dumb i got an item bag from the other month what was it well that me um just at Ferrius i don't know i think items are it it's just more burritos are better than tacos?
Starting point is 01:01:51 I don't know. I think tacos is a vehicle for Mexican food is like bottom here. Dude. I think enchiladas. I think nachos. I think burritos. Yeah. And I, for some reason,
Starting point is 01:02:02 I want to talk about the game. I'm trying about that, Brandon. My favorite taco is fish taco and it's hard to find a good fish taco. It would be a real shame you guys rolled at one right here. Oh my God. Hurry up. You can't fuck us. We get there to matter what.
Starting point is 01:02:21 You're going. Hey, man. You're rolling before. for us why would you use that I don't know I really hope you roll one like a roll one oh you got so fucking lucky oh man on the bowser immediately though yeah loser star be so fucking fucking fine i are o tfl yeah we got grab that dude what yeah we're smart of us to not grow we sag we've been wasting our time
Starting point is 01:02:47 where the a laa 14 also can you say undefeated in main game so far yep Are you guys, uh, so what's your like analytical approach? Are you guys gonna go two for one at the end of the game? Are you gonna go? Hey, hey, where are your team? No bunting. Where about your team? Lose a star, lose a star. Just lose your star. Oh no. Oh, lose your star. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is why we fucking do it, boys. Great job, Cody. Moments like clip that. Clip that right there. Put that out. That was a good ship. You guys are all cring. Are there hints?
Starting point is 01:03:46 No. These ribs are fucking incredible. Unbelievable, Doge. These are the best ribs of over half. No, you're good. Just drawn up any worse. We might have to ban TJ next time. Doits, you can just venmo me later for the rib. Sounds good.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Oh, yeah, I'm in the game. This is incredible. Oh, event space. Get fucked, pussies. Oh. I think we fuck ourselves. I hate that for you. Oh! No, our Zags for everything.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Is Bowser kind of a cockback? Who's winning? Us. Watch this. Bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam, thank you. Oh, no. Well, we have nothing to lose.
Starting point is 01:04:37 Yeah, we have nothing to lose. We're literally in the first place, so. Oh, oh no, oh no, we're going to lose a star. Oh, oh, shit, let's go, blood. There goes that star mark. Well, man, we're in first place. first place all right time play a game that's the big mini game oh mock look at me thompom oh this is maybe you're about to get
Starting point is 01:05:09 I'll tell you the cookie cutter oh you're so the teamworking okay all right chapel and these shapes all right who's up every time you see the circle all the league you got it Oh my god, don't... Wait, what? Time out, time out. Cody, when you see a square, you click. No.
Starting point is 01:05:36 No, time, oh, wait. Blumen when you see a... Oh, I see, hold on. I gotta keep going here. Okay, bam. Bam, bam, bam. Okay, all right, you're ready? I killed it.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Ready up. Ready up. Ready up. All right. Ready up. Ready up. I remember more than Ray. right it should force ready for you're right all right team let's go
Starting point is 01:06:02 wait wait wait together I mean me too all right I'm yeah dust him oh goofy grandpa goofy grandpa can't react oh holy speed oh there's this domination we should just stop playing right now no you can catch up you might catch up Oh, this is dominations. Poor not. Oh, no. Holy shit. Crazy dust.
Starting point is 01:06:47 That's not, nope. The one person can never win that. It's not possible. Yeah, Ma. It's not possible for the one person to win that. Wipe it on those cackies. Wants are those. Pants are free games.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Those are 500 pants. Those? What? Are they in a goddamn box? There's not $500 $500 pants. $500. There ain't no way
Starting point is 01:07:14 you paid $500 with them pants. What are $500 pants? Who's making $500? Who's? Who's? Why are his pants in here? Yeah, why?
Starting point is 01:07:24 Because I was on web this morning. What a stupid question, Blumman? He's on love this morning. You were on love this morning, so Mitzie's pants needed to be in the stupid. This is my pants. Oh. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Oh. Oh, see you Bowser. Bloody, we are dominating right now. It's like, we're going to win this and we're going to take... Flip it, we're flipping. We're flipping. Hold on. Such a cool place.
Starting point is 01:07:55 We're flipping. This map makes no sense, man. We got to get out of the cycle. You can't even get anywhere. You guys want to restart so bad. Oh, fun. you can get blue. Oh, how do we get on that coin situation?
Starting point is 01:08:17 They're $450. We got to get. I'm so glad we go four. Yeah. We're fine. Deutsch, we're fine. We're fine. This game's going to be a lot of fuckery.
Starting point is 01:08:31 That's sick. You got to win this. So if you win this mini game, we get Luigi. If you get Luigi, you can get two-thry. All right, let's do this. Three, this is a separate mini-game. Winner of this gets... basically to their their account.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Winner this gets Luigi, Luigi hangs out. It's like a bunch of... Wonderbloody's a pedophile. Luigi's Mansion. Yeah. Let's just skip. Let's just all three to skip. So you're playing like a bunch of little...
Starting point is 01:09:11 Yep. Move action. See, like in this one, you're trying to make a picture. You move, you're doing an action. But each one is different. So that one goes in the third slot. Oh, I see, yeah. All right, we'll start.
Starting point is 01:09:21 The middle change goes in the middle slot. That should go to the other. But then once you did that, you'll go to another room where it's a completely different game. Yeah, let's start. All right. Doge, I don't know, buddy. You put the chain in the middle. Oh, see what they're doing?
Starting point is 01:09:34 Oh, shit. Don't get that thing on the left. The next room is going to be... Yeah, let's start. Let's start. All right, Deutsch, now go back. Let's start. Let's start.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Let's fucking start. Yeah, there you go. Put that in the middle. Yeah, let's start. What's you both on? I'm getting a position. You're messing off the cameras, dude. You got that one there.
Starting point is 01:09:53 Put the bomb. You got to be in frame. My focus. All right. Hey, let's start. All right. Bowser, come on. Press your minus button.
Starting point is 01:10:01 I'm out on these, these help tips before the main game. Same. Let's just play ball. All right. Go. Where do you think that one goes? Oh, so good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:15 I don't know if that's right. Good, good. There we go. So good. All right, go. Where's this one in the middle? Go through the door. There's so much game here.
Starting point is 01:10:28 Find the odd one out. The guy, the guy at the gold. The guy. The hell? Finally all one out. So good, Ma. Oh, wait, put it. It's the guy on the right, that guy.
Starting point is 01:10:42 And then the guy on the left. Wait, what? What is it? How do you do this? Uh. Oh, ho ho. Oh, boy, Deutsch. Keep going.
Starting point is 01:10:58 All right. Step on the right time. Oh, you're fine. They can't hang with you. Clear the path. What does that mean? Something will start. One out is on the left. Through the left side. The dry bones.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Okay. Now to the coin. Over there. The diagonal to the coin. Yeah, I get a little. Wait. Wait. All right, go again.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Go, star. It's star. Pick a star. All right, now the coin. Yeah, yeah. You must be doing something wrong. Go to the star at the bottom left. Now the coin to the right.
Starting point is 01:11:31 All right. the flower is the flower in the middle. And until left, left. Bang, go. Is helping, is this the spirit of the game, by the way? Oh, no, move that one up. No, up, no, go up, left, left. Get out of there.
Starting point is 01:11:58 I'm just supporting you, man. So it's the far right one. I think we've got to ban T.J. Yeah. He hasn't helped me up. All you's doing is telling you what to do. This is that. Who am I playing?
Starting point is 01:12:09 The top. The top. Yeah, that one right there. I see how to do that. That one right there. Yeah, no. They're still in the squid. You're okay. You're okay.
Starting point is 01:12:27 That doesn't appear right. That might be right. They're in the path. Wait. Yeah. I don't know if they're right. The pressure's on them, Ma. The pressure's on them.
Starting point is 01:12:41 No, get the ghost out of there. Wait. Oh, no, no, that one. That maybe. No, fuck, it's not right. Take that one out, the second one out. No, that's the first one. Take the second one out.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Put that back down. Get that one? Who finished? I mean, it's, I know. Good job. T.J. Good job, T.J. Good job, T.J. Wow. Wow. And this is
Starting point is 01:13:12 that's huge. We knew T.J. was going to cheat. That was huge, T.J. Do you guys have to do the first level? Ebo, you can just leave. We'll see you tomorrow. Who wants some rips? Crazy. We haven't even played the mini-game. If we're going to ban teamwork. Not in the rest of us we're doing teamwork.
Starting point is 01:13:30 You guys were all yelling here. I was not. I was talking to, I was helping Ebo. It's crazy. That's even worse. You were concluding with it. No one else is mad that he was helping me. That's nice. Why don't you get so many coins? We get the advantage for winning. They didn't have to do the first level on the mini-game.
Starting point is 01:13:51 No, I know. Land on the jamboree button. You want to go to the star. That's what I would have beat Evo if DJ were still on the feet of the main. All right, everybody relaxed. You notice that Evo stood over there, T.J was like, All right on this. What's left?
Starting point is 01:14:06 Let's go, T.J. Evo. Come on. It's going to flip them back. We might to go with this rocket. You guys will form the lines? One? Deutsch. Alliance?
Starting point is 01:14:21 Alliance? You see what he he did? You see what he did? You guys? One of you guys... Wait, are you on the alliance with them too? Yeah. We're all in alliance with us?
Starting point is 01:14:32 Yeah. An alliance or a coalition? No, wait, are we doing alliances or coalitions? No, he doesn't. Uh, dice. Dice. That's really good. That sets us up perfectly.
Starting point is 01:15:01 All right, here we go. Ten and more coins. Who's going? Wait, why are you playing? Yeah, whoa! Wait, okay, I thought that last mini game didn't switch it? No, no, that was still in the same time. That was a bonus.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Okay. No, no, we could help Brandon. I didn't touch anything. I didn't know anything. Oh, do it, this is an easy one. Just don't get caught by the claw. Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see where yourself is?
Starting point is 01:15:29 You're that big one. Yep. Just move, move left and right. Wait, no, you're just rolling. You just don't want to get hit by the claw. Evo's the current. train, you guys are balls. You're going to see here.
Starting point is 01:15:39 But he can't close to the claw speed through there, you know? And you can't, I think you can hit them. Ready up, closer. All right, here we all. Oh, boy, that was close. Alright, I hit your minus, Deutsch. Doge, which, it is you every time, by the way. I don't want to, I don't want to be that guy.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Here we go. Go, Deutsch. Good, Deutsch. Good, Deutsch. Go to Deutsch. All right, now we go. The time it goes down, you're basically just trying to avoid like, Oh.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Okay, Doge. But you're okay. That's a shy guy. Who cares? Yeah, another shy guy. Speed through there right now. Yeah, good, good. Oh, oh, oh, she's stuck.
Starting point is 01:16:20 No! Oh, oh. All right, all right. All right. All right. We got rid of our teammate. Oh, we're team. We're a team.
Starting point is 01:16:29 We're still in. All right, go, go, go. Oh, watch out. No. Oh, yes, Cody. That's a boy. Yes, Reid. Hold it, read.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Hold it. Go. Goh. You're doing it, Deutsch. All right. Yes. Yes. Well, on, guys.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Hold on. Alliance, Alliance. I like this shit. I like this shit. Hell yeah, Ree. Here we go. Woo! There we go, boys.
Starting point is 01:16:54 And that's why, and that's why we formed the alliance. It's an alliance or coalition? One and O in the Alliance here. All we've done is 1 v3. I don't know how serious y'all took. We're never going to vote against y'all. We're not going to turn against y'all. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:17:10 All right, here we go. It's my turn. So we use. Should we use an item just for a fucking infomer? Who did that? What's fucking... Let's fucking do something. Fuck it.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Nice one. Oh no, dude. Send yourself right to Bowser. Send yourself right to Bell. Oh no. Oh no, bro. Oh, no. I'm Bowser.
Starting point is 01:17:58 But I'm Bowser. Oh no! Good mushroom. like that. That's a bad role. That was not a good turn, Brett. I'm sorry. It wasn't a good turn. And none of you in the alliance stepped up to stop that. I'm saying I'm sorry. Brett, if you were in alliance with us, I would have been like probably don't use the mushroom here because of all the boundaries. Sorry, Deutsch, we still got 25 turns. That's pretty good. Oh no, what? What? That's not good. What? There's a bomb for us.
Starting point is 01:18:51 Oh, all right, so why? Wait, wait, wait, that's good, that is good. We haven't, do we want to restart, Mark? Why is that he just kill us? I don't feel like we're kind of stuck. Completely start over? Yeah. I'd like to, because I have a little bit more of a familiarity with the game.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Oh, we'll get it for two turns. We'll just start over. We have 25 more turns to learn. I'm gonna take this one. This one's a warm up. We'll play another one, that's real. This one's just to get used to the game. These ribs are...
Starting point is 01:19:22 Yeah. They get six. We just such a piece of shit, man. Yeah! Yeah! We're gonna get a bite on a rock. Oh, Luigi gave them zero. What is that thing?
Starting point is 01:19:40 Thank you. It's like a rocket that shoots you in the fight. They rolled a four and Luigi rolled the dice two and got zero. Oh, no. What's... What's going on? We're getting smoked. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Oh. It's... Turn, yeah. No, we can't look at the board. This one came at last year. You want to use this room? No, I'm just saying that was actually a good thing because we're about to get bombed, so the reversal was good for us. That's huge.
Starting point is 01:20:08 That's a great tool. Really good. I mean, we're just playing the board. We're literally at first, but. You guys are parking here. Here we go. Minigate. We can't hit the dice hard.
Starting point is 01:20:18 All right, I'm undefeated mini-game so far. Pauline's wheat. God damn it. Okay. All right, let's just start though. No, I gotta figure out what I'm doing. Alright, I can do pee bottles. Yeah, we do pee bottles. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta pee. Yeah, you gotta pee. Yeah, we can do a pee bottle. Wait, actually, piss in the bottles, noise.
Starting point is 01:20:45 I'm gonna have to keep pee and I try to drink two gallons a day. I can't keep getting nothing to the bath. All right, but let's just keep the same bottles, pass the bottle. See, lock it, a lion. Teller out. Oh What happened? You got hit with a snowball The win team Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 01:21:05 I thought we were paying in a bottle That was a bad look for the... bad look for the alliance there Fuck Alright, my... Trouble in paradise How is your invite all his friends are in the last place I'm not still in many games for bowling Do you suck at this game?
Starting point is 01:21:21 Yeah, I'm not very good I'm trying the best I can. Okay That's all so I can do Okay. And that's all I want for me. Okay. Because we're going to play the game right, and we're going to have fun doing it.
Starting point is 01:21:32 Wait. And more Bowser spaces? Yeah. Bro, what? That's where we're going. Who wants ice cream sandwiches? Ham? Who wants ice cream sandwiches?
Starting point is 01:21:45 All right. Deutsch. You're still working on your ribs, aren't you? Who wants ice cream sandwiches? I want an ice cream sandwich. Connor still owes me a pie. You guys don't want to know my thoughts. Where is Connor?
Starting point is 01:21:57 Why is Connor not? Yeah, it's still weird. Hunter's so down to clown and... He might be on a date. Is he out a day? Yeah. For four hours? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:11 Yeah. Yeah. BOM. Bhop. Dude, you see this align? They're making funny you guys. Dude, if we get a reversal right here, blood. All right, here we go, we're...
Starting point is 01:22:26 That's what we're just hoping. Yeah, whatever is for everyone. Oh, custom dice block. That's pretty good. Good job, that's a good turn. Oh, sick. Alright, get the start. A nice to eat sandwich.
Starting point is 01:22:42 Nothing better than Mario Parting and Rio for me. Oh, no. Oh, go. We need it, Luigi. Do you want to take a team, Pete Trip? This guy is! Yes! What?
Starting point is 01:22:54 Genuinely useless. Luigi sucks. Fuck you, Luigi. Yeah. Oh, you're like, they're getting... the pipe! Oh! Receive a pipe!
Starting point is 01:23:03 Luigi's such a fucking... Come on. Wow. Cheated to get Luigi and Luigi don't care. Pipe! We're trying to get the pipe. Pauline is a pipe bad. You want me to try the mushroom blood?
Starting point is 01:23:28 No. No, we want to go... Let's just play the board. We want to go low. We want to actually... We want to roll. We want to one. We're going to roll on eight now.
Starting point is 01:23:36 Oh, you're dormie. I'm so smart. You read the script? I'm so smart, man. Uh-oh. Oh, you're, no, we're okay. We're okay.
Starting point is 01:23:44 I'm okay with that. Oh. We're okay. You got them. Yeah. And a good luck space. What a roll. Get the pipe.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Yeah. Get Paul in the pipe. Come on, Paulie. Oh. Oh. What a roll. Wow. 105 coins.
Starting point is 01:24:12 We're killed. I got six seven. We're so hot right now. Alright, Doge, come on. Oh, twisting sword. Platform, Harold. One's tough. Get on there. Don't die.
Starting point is 01:24:30 Oh, fuck, you gotta jump, read. Oh, you got to jump, right. You got a door. Oh! All right, let's press start. All right, go. Doge, press your motherfucking mind. We're not on any teams, right?
Starting point is 01:24:45 Correct, but you guys have an alliance. Deutsch! George, come on. Start. So just get a risk right now, just get a risk spike. You guys are just fucking very cheap. The cap was that big. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:00 I didn't realize the gap was that big. I was just running. Good job, the lions. My bad. It's all good. There I go, Deutsch. There go, Deutsch. Killin it.
Starting point is 01:25:13 My boy, Deutsch. You are... Oh my God, Doge. Killing it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Bloody. Undefeet.
Starting point is 01:25:32 Dominique. Fuck, Deutsch! It does matter! That was the last strong, Deutche! Holy! It's the fucking grease from the ribs. You still get the good. Luis was such a fucking waste of space, dude. You got a target right on her back.
Starting point is 01:25:51 Alright, all right. D'IG, we're fine. Thanks for nothing, fucker. You got a bozzi in your lower back, though. I got a bullseye in my lower back. Why are you, I keep doing ones? Oh, damn it. Oh, lucky space.
Starting point is 01:26:10 Uh-oh. Oh, damn it. Fuck these hoes. How do you beat that thing? Random. Why is going to beat it off? He has three lives. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:25 All right, here we go. We need the coins, I think. All right, we got, we're getting coined up. Getting coined up. We're going to be coined up. We're supposed. Passaic. What we get from that? Oh, a ton of.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Doge, it'd be a good time for you to pay. We have a hundred and why not, you know? Crawl over them and go pay. Or use the bottle. Yeah, does anyone have an MP bottle? I might need two. Two? Oh yeah, no problem.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Go pee! Okay. Oh, oh. Let's go, Cody. Yeah, crawl over them. Tony, why wouldn't you check where that's landing? We're not using the board. But he put himself directly onto a bowels.
Starting point is 01:27:04 But he put himself directly onto a baler. on purpose. That's his fault. T.J., you let him play? You play your game. If I was in an alliance with you, I would have told you maybe don't do it to him. But we're not using the board.
Starting point is 01:27:14 T.J., he's basically got the same scores as you guys. But... Right, Cody? Yeah, we're just going to... Bouser Shuffle. I think we all have to be a lost time. I think we all move from...
Starting point is 01:27:31 Bouser Shuffle is communism. We take five... Take a step. No, that's Bowser Revolution. Reverse, reverse? That's our shuffle, it's all right to the left. Why not this guy?
Starting point is 01:27:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go, Spike. Let me roll a double here. Blood. You think I should? We are in a great spot. We just guarantee it. We have to spend our coins.
Starting point is 01:27:55 It takes so long. Two ones would have been a bonus. Yeah, yeah. This is, come on. Sorry, I wanted to do. Everyone do the congrats, emo. team out. What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:28:23 You being angry? Yeah, that's the one. Boy, we're in a good spot. We just have, we gotta get off the treadmill. How do we get there? How do we get there? I don't know how you get there. You go to the end.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Mark, how do we get there? I don't know. We're close. Have to get there. Did we have, does anybody else have a star? I don't know. Uh, steal from
Starting point is 01:28:49 probably random, right? Oh, why? Wow. Well, woman. Go straight for the woman. Yep. He's a target. So my match.
Starting point is 01:29:03 Not that you're mass a good. We're okay with 13. We're fine. We have... We have plenty to spare. Spike, hurry up, dude. Sorry, I got to get one more star. We're going to swap.
Starting point is 01:29:32 This is crazy. Let's go a mushroom action. We don't want to get stuck. Simulate the way. week and then we'll play the next week. Ha ha ha ha. Can we see the scores from around town too? If you view the sport, I'm gonna kick you in the chin.
Starting point is 01:29:54 What? It's over for. Wait, why? Because we've just taken everything. Nobody's ever come back. You got star. Yeah, yeah. I got a Lions.
Starting point is 01:30:11 I wouldn't even want to star right now. No. It's stupid to have a song. There's 23 turns left. I mean, I think there's so much game left. So fucking dumb to have a star. Oh, Tice. That's right in our wheelhouse. Is it?
Starting point is 01:30:23 That's right where we wanted it to do. How do you get that? Hurry up. Good God. Another lick. This is the longest turn of all time. It was just fucking crazy. The turn's not even over.
Starting point is 01:30:42 It's just a flawless turn. That wasn't the perfect turn. It would have been a perfect turn. turn had fucking Luigi done anything. Guys, I don't know about y'all. I'm just playing to have fun. It seems like those guys are playing a little cutthroat. I'm playing for, to fucking win, Brandon.
Starting point is 01:31:05 I thought there was $1,200. Can we restart? I don't like the bowser. I agree. All for a restart? I'm in. I'm in. Imagine we had a...
Starting point is 01:31:17 Get a better board. We're having a sleepover here tonight, Do you? Get a better board, dude. These board sucks. You picked it. Sleepy bag. On again, off again? Who want some ice cream?
Starting point is 01:31:27 What should I get for dinner, do you want to eat? Pizza. Ah, alright, let's start. I'm just jumping. Brandon, have you ever had a cookie witch sandwich sandwich? Of course I've had a cookie ice cream sandwiches. Who the fuck do you think I don't know?
Starting point is 01:31:41 You're talking about ice cream sandwiches like the best thing I'm all right. Cookie widgees are much better. All right, let's start. Cookie widge? Cookie witches? Yeah. Chip witch.
Starting point is 01:31:50 Yeah. Chip witch. Chaco tacos suck. What's not to understand, dude. Here we go. You press the button it flips where they are. Can we lose me a... There we go, team.
Starting point is 01:32:02 Hey, let's go. Brandon has a good grass. Fuck. Oh no. There goes Tits McGee. Yeah, don't you get her. Oh, yeah, that was funny, do you. What?
Starting point is 01:32:28 God damn. Oh, what the fuck? You're one half second away, dude. At the buzzer. I was the only one and it was a lot. God damn. The only one in the mix. That's points for us.
Starting point is 01:32:45 Mock, it's hard to go 30 and 0, though. It's our first loss. It's hard to go 30 and 0. All right. I'm going to pay. Like, when you're doing the simulation games, nobody's ever gone 30 and O in the Mario Party roster. This is a great idea.
Starting point is 01:32:59 It's a great idea. Do we ever get a turn, Blubbin? This is crazy. That's sexy. Oh, no. How does that one unlock? That one. See ya.
Starting point is 01:33:32 Dude, it's Bowser, hold in a Bowser. Bro. Gay Bowser. What she said. Paulina. Pauline. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:34:14 Oh. Oh. I'm just saying, is she in Latin American? Polino? He's in the donkey coming in the eyes are on opposite sides of the head. Oh. He was like fish at. Are you changing his bustle?
Starting point is 01:34:29 He's chopped. Her face isn't, dude. Her fiend. Incredible body. Her face is great Oh Get his ass, Bowser Hey, Doge, if we would
Starting point is 01:34:48 What happened? We all move spots My dad, I ain't shuffled here It's the Bowser shuffle Can you pass me a caramel The Bowser shuffle Dude, those scribes were so good Thank you.
Starting point is 01:35:12 Did you guys clean up your ribs yet? Where's a... I finished mine. You could double out. Who's when? I was a little 20. The story of... What happened to Luigi?
Starting point is 01:35:42 You only get it for two turns. Any individual place than it is in any other city. No. I think that barbecue if you go to any city is... I think it's right everywhere. Yeah. What's best in Texas? What's a lot of barbecue is great?
Starting point is 01:35:57 I don't think. probably the great in Chicago Park. Yeah. You think there's any food where it's much better in the city? That's perfect. That's exactly what we wanted. We've had one spin above three. We're just going nowhere.
Starting point is 01:36:20 All right, Nord. Collected a thousand coins. What's the highest number of coins you can have? All right, Pauline, let's lock in. 999. Stand as we do. We might get like... 10,000 coins.
Starting point is 01:36:34 Mark. Marks for the alliance. This is hard. How do you do this? You move and you jump. Double jump. Oh, I'm just squatting it. Yeah, there's...
Starting point is 01:36:45 You know what you're doing. No, it's... Wait, so you just try to squat people? No, just... Put the fuse out. Bad ass. Polly just badass. You see that.
Starting point is 01:36:56 You just badass. You get a fuse on your head. You jump? And you pound it down. Oh, I see what you're saying about her eyes, Doyle. Yeah. I'm bad.
Starting point is 01:37:04 I don't care. I'm ready. All right. All right. Boy, count that thing, okay? Yep. Should I, am I throwing it, Blubbin? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:16 Oh, come on, man. All right, here's the mine. You guys have no integrity. Let's start, though. Let's start. I want you to try. While the way. Yeah, well, you're okay.
Starting point is 01:37:26 All right, Paulusie. Like, our Wallace streak is over. There you go. Oh, I'm killing her. All right. Look up there. Oh, smart sprat. I got it, brother.
Starting point is 01:37:50 You see this? The analytics department. Evo Alliance? Evo, you want to alliance? Yeah, it's a line right now. All right. Look at that. That was too easy.
Starting point is 01:38:01 That's too easy. See that? All right, buddy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. TJ. Bro, we're not with TJ. We're just with Evo. Not with TJ.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Reed, this is, this is, this is how old. This is high level politics, dude. You gotta get Pauline's got to get in bed with Ebo and not with T.J. All right, all right, all right. Just making sure. Oh, Donkey Kong. We do have to get a loser. We're just gonna stand idly by.
Starting point is 01:38:48 Oh, wait. Brandon? Oh, you're turning. So pissed off. How many, what kind of can you go? Coffee Chris? Give me one coffee, Chris. Give me one coffee, Chris.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Give me one coffee, Chris. Coffee Crisp is so good. Why don't we have this in America? I don't have coffee crisps? I'd like to try one, thank you. They're very good. Caramel purchase? Yeah, it's more caramel.
Starting point is 01:39:18 Thank you. What's a hydraulic outlook warning in Chicago right now? So just be careful out there. What does that mean? Who are your mushroom bag? Started at 1244, Monday, June 8. Damn, it's been going for over a month. Hydraulic
Starting point is 01:39:35 Outlook Go ahead, Wailerweege. I love hell. I like that. What? If they flip the arrow on us? You got to use the mushroom. I'm probably making a meth over here.
Starting point is 01:39:52 Showdown mini game. Somebody's got to clean that out. Oh! Okay. It's a rhythm mini game. Winner gets donkey con. We don't need you to explain it, but explain it. Move two rings.
Starting point is 01:40:06 And you can buy two stars if you have done. Oh, shit, okay. Oh, well, we should host a Paulina look-like contest in greater Chicago and have them all in. Where, your bedroom? No, like a happy hour. We could all kind of go out and virtually meet. We're looking for chicks with. Wait, this is, this is, guitar.
Starting point is 01:40:25 All right, let's start. Let's start. Are you have to play it when it comes down. See? Oh, okay. I thought I was just, I thought I was just banging. bag in the L. Yeah, guys, let's start.
Starting point is 01:40:38 L and R. Okay. Start. Here's the red line. Here's the red line. Got it? Start. Sometimes you do the L.
Starting point is 01:40:46 God damn it. Start. George, George. You're doing the R every time. You got to do the L too. Let's start. How does it make sense? Why is George playing?
Starting point is 01:40:57 It's Walleridgee. Oh, yeah. It's your turn, Brandon. It's your turn. I thought there was a second mini game in this one. All right, let's start, guys. There was a bonus minigame. When I'm hitting L, it's hitting R.
Starting point is 01:41:06 Right? Still your turn. All right, let's start. Then this isn't me? I didn't play this. This is me. L when it says L and you hit the R one says R. All right.
Starting point is 01:41:14 All right. Cody. Hit the fucking minus or plus button. All right. There's two buttons. Oh, you have been advanced. Perfect. All right.
Starting point is 01:41:27 You see when it comes L, you hit the left one. That's crazy. You're the right. When you hear me? That's crazy. I hear you, sir. What? There comes.
Starting point is 01:41:35 George player. This is the first one. All the captains are playing. This was his turn. Naked. What? You have to get naked. How about it?
Starting point is 01:41:46 You have to get naked. Doidge. How do they get more points? Doge, you're getting your fucking ass. Doge. I think my bat, it might be my battery. It's not your... There we go, Cody.
Starting point is 01:42:01 I'm like, early, we're so behind. I've come to the conclusion, team Bowser's not very good. I'm not even getting a turn. I think we got bad batteries over here. I think my batteries, my batteries from the fruits. All my bad batteries are leaving. It's neck and neck right here.
Starting point is 01:42:28 I think we got bad batteries. We're heading our song. You guys aren't out of all. Hey. Oh, when they're so low. Oh. No way. I think it's solo.
Starting point is 01:42:47 What a solo. Here we go, Cody. I think, clip that shit. I guess the batters. Alright, don't show me. You're Pauline shaking those titties. Oh, damn, Paulino. You see how to do it now, George?
Starting point is 01:43:06 Yeah, Paul. I know how to do it in theory. It's just the connection. Oh, Paul, God. Oh, George! You can come back, Deutsch. It's not over yet. A good thing we practice the main game. Toys, how do you, how do you wake up and walk in the morning?
Starting point is 01:43:30 I need this. things. Look at our score. Let's go, Cody. It's like free limber and basketball right now. He just had 36. Good. They're not bad.
Starting point is 01:43:52 Hey, hey, good job, Alliance. T.J. beat you by 100. I think he has a full charge on his remote. Did y'all give us the badly charged remote on purpose? I gave you the red covered in. That is true. Ours is covered in ribs.
Starting point is 01:44:08 Who's winning? You guys don't deserve them as an hour. We earned that. I thought we were teeth. We are, but we earned that. Are we strong? I gotta be honest, the alliance fell apart. Are we stronger without the alliance, DJs?
Starting point is 01:44:28 You guys wanted... You guys got Luigi, he was a dud. You should have given us a five. It's just now Spikes turn? Launch us, launch us, launch us. You know how much Donkey Kong... You know how much DK means to Pauline. D. K.
Starting point is 01:44:44 You got to get four stars. Donky. Go. Go. He gave me so much the ball in, bro. He didn't, he unlawed from the barrel launch. Wee. That's actually not bad. What, you get the launch?
Starting point is 01:44:54 Yeah. I know. I'm going to try. Maybe throw the mushroom on there? Yeah. They have, like, 12 stars. TJ, you make that monkey sound. Wait, it's your turn.
Starting point is 01:45:07 Oh, it is. You're right. You're right. You call. This is, the place has to take forever. It takes so long. I mean, Roelouiji.
Starting point is 01:45:21 What was a third way, dude? What did you shut the fuck up? Why Luigi? That's the key to open the door. Oh, the mirror? We can purchase two things. What? What?
Starting point is 01:45:40 What else do you? We're within striking this. This is crazy. This is like, they should like play their own game and let us play this game. Like this is... How go to TJ's house and play there? How does... our turn we hit the one, we get our coins. And it's over. It's over.
Starting point is 01:46:00 Their turn is just like... You guys, that's your strategy. It's infinite. It just goes on. What's it? Oh my God. Cody. Cody. Don't.
Starting point is 01:46:11 Do the one where it says, uh, what? It'll take good luck. This is the biggest ass kick in the time. You got stars. After four hours. We're spike in this video. We're spiking this video. Everyone drop a congrats in the chat.
Starting point is 01:46:31 You want to cut it here? Alright, that's the video. Yeah, but how many ribs are you all eating? Oh, Tyus. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect.
Starting point is 01:46:44 How's your turn on over? Give me the pipe. Yeah! Where's he taking the pipe? Should we drop something or no? Yeah, and tilted towers. So we just go? Drop the creepy?
Starting point is 01:46:56 Yeah, we could just quill. We could just quill. We got some ribs. I got the Reds are both. We could just quit. Mark, we got the PlayStation 2 over here. We could just... Is it a football?
Starting point is 01:47:06 Yeah. Yeah. Can I'm there? We could just play that. Alright, look how fast this turn goes, okay? Oh, man, bang, bang. Eight. Easy.
Starting point is 01:47:17 And they're done. One, two. You gotta hit this school for you hand. Easy. Bang, easy. Yeah, that was easy. Coins. That's not very effective.
Starting point is 01:47:29 And then we go, one space. That's it. Yeah. That was turning. Oh, she's throwing them tities out. Yeah. Oh, six, five, four, three, two. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 01:47:38 Oh, my God. Oh, it's not like we can lose a star. Oh, I'd hate to lose a star here, Mark. I'd hate to Bowser Revolution. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, we had like...
Starting point is 01:47:51 We have infinity coins. Dude, Spike, we hardly have any coins. They have no coins. Broke ass. Broke ass. Alright, by the next time we're off the board is probably going to flip the way it goes. Somebody stomping around up there. Oh, man, you have to win this.
Starting point is 01:48:13 Yeah, this is... And we're gonna play boozer bash. Yeah, this one's easy. This one's easy for you. It's like your third time going. Yeah, we're probably, we're probably, we're with Carl. Oh, all right, let's just start. We're nine out of 30.
Starting point is 01:48:27 Yeah. All right, guys, let's just start. Who's, who's, okay. Start. Start. All right. Oh, good juke. Sok.
Starting point is 01:48:41 Sok! Sok! Get him! Get him! Get his ass! Shank! You got socked! You got socked! I sunk the songmaster! Fuck!
Starting point is 01:49:31 He really... Brandon lost the buzzer twice. Crazy. Oh, that's why we do. Back-to-back burns. You guys are dominating. God, dude. You guys were made it out of this conveyor belt?
Starting point is 01:49:48 I don't know. We haven't done anything. good. We've not. We're going to win the challenge Beas. Oh, yeah, we'll definitely win that one. We'll win the coin star and the...
Starting point is 01:49:59 And the five stuck. The challenge, uh, mini-game star. And the titty star. Oh. I think I played a Tuddy star. Was it? Tom.
Starting point is 01:50:17 What? It hit. What? So we don't get any credit for being Bavis? No. Because that's imposter. You should get a home quarter of a game. All right.
Starting point is 01:50:30 Let's go. Are you still this guy's idea? Oh, people have been tagging me in that, yeah. This guy's drinking a beer from every country in the milk up. Wow. How do you, like, get a beer from, like, Africa? Iran beer? How would you even go...
Starting point is 01:50:42 What the hell is an Iranian beer? Probably beer. That guy's probably just gonna count for me. You're the fucking board, dude. Just fucking go left. I don't know which way it's at. I'll tell you right now. You go right.
Starting point is 01:50:57 You gotta go right. You gotta go right, dude. If you go right, you can chop. Hit the button on the view the board. You go the right. go to the right and shop. Yeah, now you should go, yeah. You'll go right.
Starting point is 01:51:07 You'll go right. Are you straight? Either way, you're kind of straight. Right there, a little shoot you in the head. What actress would play Paulina in a film? Oh. Jennifer Huffler. She might be in the next door.
Starting point is 01:51:27 Oh, damn. She's in. All right, there we go. There we go. There we go. You have Kate Higgins, many kids, Jessica Dekarit. We'll just go.
Starting point is 01:51:43 We'll be strangers. I'm about to get, right. I'll hurry up. There we know. But Jenny did, please. We don't have enough six stars, though. Oh, yeah, we can't talk about the kids. No, no.
Starting point is 01:51:56 Kate Higgins. Oh, wait, maybe we get eight. There. Just fucking go. No. That's why you got the key, right? We need a body shot. Oh, she's voiced lots of anime.
Starting point is 01:52:11 Oh, she's voiced the city edition Lilo and Steve. Yeah, six cars for them. What's, how big? Stinky. And then I'll buy something. If he has the golden glass. Yeah, so it's over. Now you have a little bit of God.
Starting point is 01:52:31 Take the, take a mushroom. All right, here you go. Guys, I don't want to be that guy. Y'all are ruining the stream. You are absolutely ruining it. You're ruining the stream. It's called good drafter. You're ruining the fucking stream.
Starting point is 01:52:45 The rest of us are charmingly befuddled by this game, and you're just mastering it as bullshit. You've broken the game, and this is not a, this is not a game to be broken. This is a game to be... Deutsch, how charmingly befuddled are we? I'm fairly befuddled. Deutsch is out of all.
Starting point is 01:53:05 Listen, man. We're broke as well. You land on a chance time and this game flipped on a tech. Wait, they got another two? Yeah, you had six. You guys know. There's 20 turns left. We're playing a different game.
Starting point is 01:53:17 We don't even care. I don't even care about Star. We're playing to enjoy each other's company. We're having fun. I'm playing for a duby. I'm enjoying my time with Reed. I'm enjoying my time with Buttman and Cody. Where is? Did Reed leave?
Starting point is 01:53:28 No, bro. Check that. You got those ice cream out of way or? I thought they were chip. I thought it was just me and Deutsch. Chaco taco. I love chocolate. This thing over here is we're going to eat ice cream.
Starting point is 01:53:42 It's a... It's my turn. Hold on. Pauline's turn. You want a mushroom just to see what happens? No, no, no, because we're going the other way. Do you have any? You shouldn't do it again.
Starting point is 01:53:54 You're gonna get stuck in this conveyor belt for fucking ever. You have a hundred twenty-point. Yeah, we just got coins. That's so nice, nice. Mark said he wanted mushroom to see. Nice, Mark. I've been dabbling in much... Oh, they're still donkey.
Starting point is 01:54:12 And I got donkey and I got a pipe. Receive pipe, receive pipe. We got... What a turn! We need a pipe so bad. You get to roll again. I get a roll again. Pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe.
Starting point is 01:54:28 That's good though, that's good for us. We needed double dice. We have a hundred and forty-four points. Doge, nothing has happened to us the whole time. No. Mini game. All right, here we go. If I win this mini game, our fortune changes.
Starting point is 01:54:43 Wait, I'll play your mini game last time. You might have. I think it's a naked lap. Come on. Oh, Brian's good. Not really. All right, pick up. Oh, wait, I can give you this one.
Starting point is 01:54:59 Plus minus. Look, look, look, now you grab it. You grab it. I gave you the one you need. Grab it. How do I put it over there? I see. So, Reed, you're pulling the water melon.
Starting point is 01:55:07 Wait, what am I pulling? And you're pulling the, you're sending the, We're saying apples in the middle blood. I'm grabbing bananas and taking it here. Oh, dear with Mark. Brandon, what are you doing? Bananas. Put the bananas away.
Starting point is 01:55:18 I'm going to put the ones that you need to grab down there. I see. Yeah. I see. I see. I see. Let's start. Let's start.
Starting point is 01:55:27 I see how to play. I figured out the game. Alright, go to chip plus. Here we go. Here we go. Here's one. Here's one. Give him.
Starting point is 01:55:39 Uh-oh. Yep. Bananas, bananas. Come on, yeah. Next play. Are you kidding me with those plays, Tinas? Look this. Oh, this is incredible.
Starting point is 01:55:51 I got, I got, I got it. You're doing good. Alright, I mean, you guys could stop playing, it's over. That was domination. It was 1714. Yeah, but we literally stopped playing the Fattis. We stopped. Domenation, dude, they aligned to show.
Starting point is 01:56:16 I did as good as I could. We win, you win. I got all bananas. I don't think you were helping them out, though. You could have given them. them some of the melons. It was a two stars. If there was a situation when we could, we could, we definitely talked a lot.
Starting point is 01:56:27 Fuck the line. Nobody told me. I didn't want to come down on you too hard because it's pride love it all. Wait, what's imposter boucher? Yeah. Imposter bowser comes off. If we're gonna lose, we're gonna be full and happy. Fosser bowser adds.
Starting point is 01:56:40 I'm in some team ice cream. We got imposter bowser coming. All right, all right, it's a good roll. Good. What ice cream do? All right, this is a fire our team. Can we get milkshakes? You want me to make some traps for the boys?
Starting point is 01:56:54 No, no. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, rib traps. Rib traps. Oh, my God. Ain't no way. When do we get Donkey Kong?
Starting point is 01:57:08 You guys got Donkey Kong. How's that happened? Wait, he was all right. I think if you pass him, you get it. Donkey Kong's a little slut. He'll just run off with anybody. Oh, is it you? You all want a pizza and a garlic bread?
Starting point is 01:57:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From where? PSP? PSP? Paradise Park. No, we're playing on the switch. Ooh, the old skeleton key. Skeleton key's good.
Starting point is 01:57:37 Oh, good, good job. There's this locked door, so you need scolven. You want some mom? You got skeleton key? Some jinnies? That sounds good to me. I have a good. Oh, so you do me butter cake for Polly.
Starting point is 01:57:48 I'm gonna boost us that. Hey! Cody, come on, dude. You're fucking, you're fucking, you're a little. You're married men. That's vile. You're married. Don't you want ice cream?
Starting point is 01:57:57 You want Matt chocolate truffle ice cream sandwiches? That sounds incredible, yeah. And then you want... The Clu Goo special. What? What'd you say? The Clu-go? That's that?
Starting point is 01:58:10 What's that? What's up, Billion? Oh, oh. Look at the football player. This stream... What's he doing? The stream is he doing on the ball of the ball of the ball. Look at this guy playing football.
Starting point is 01:58:24 What is he doing? was the three orders of ribs. Is that charge of Chuck? A lot. God damn it. Their turns take forever. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Starting point is 01:58:33 Hurry the... Because I don't want to get a shot by that thing. They... They... They... They... We only lose like three. Oh, that's all that.
Starting point is 01:58:43 Oh, wait. What you want to do? But you got a mushroom. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, we got... No, you want to double. We want to double.
Starting point is 01:58:49 We want to double. We want to double. We're going to double. We're going to double. We're going to double. We're going to believe it. We're going to believe it. Two sixes.
Starting point is 01:58:57 We're gonna believe it. Ten. Two six. Seven. Six. Six. Six seven, seven. Oh!
Starting point is 01:59:04 No, no. What? No. That's not the way. It said it was the way. And he took Donkey Kong. What do you want? What do you want?
Starting point is 01:59:24 What do you want? Uh, uh. Are we teaming or not? We could score. What's the glove? What's the glove? It's a battle. It lets you challenge for all someone's coins.
Starting point is 01:59:35 What's the chain? Go through each of them. The chain moves to start. switch reverse I don't care about that one that was a triple one it's three creepy dice so it makes everybody far left ones one creepy dice let's like a creepy dice and a mushroom creepy dice is good it lets you fuck one person one time what what if I had a oh wait what if I had a creepy dice in real life wait do we get it by my yeah we want mushroom too we also yeah that's a good turn
Starting point is 02:00:08 That is something. Your turn is not even over yet. And we got a star, right? I mean... Two stars? You stole Donkey Cock. Should we have... Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:00:17 Should we have gotten one of the switches? I don't know, but we'll take it. Oh, that way. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Blossin. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 02:00:34 Yes! Everyone do, congrats. All right. Two, two, dummy. Say no thanks. No, thank. No, no. Yes, dude, blood.
Starting point is 02:00:43 That was a great turn. What a turn? What did you say? We're not talking about enough. We're not at the middle of the board. Never. We just, we're dominating. We were so flawless, man. You know what else they're not talking about enough?
Starting point is 02:00:55 Is all we have to do is take two stars from T.J. And we're tied. Yeah, but we don't want to talk about that. Andy Bo. Andy Bo. I'm also on the team. Your team is literally T. You both are?
Starting point is 02:01:05 It does say T. It just says T. It just says T. Three guests and T. Oh. So Liam, if you go to the right, it's the vault where you guess. I kind of want to go to the top. If you go to the left, it's more math.
Starting point is 02:01:16 Yeah, let's do this. So you're taking a random guess at this two-digit number. If you get it right. Oh, well, this is. Yeah. God, it's six-s-sad. That's so easy. Six-seven.
Starting point is 02:01:26 That's six-nine. Oh, what? It was six. Oh, shit. It's definitely seven. It's 100%. What, you got to go seven. What, you got another guess?
Starting point is 02:01:38 Everybody gets you two of everything. Oh, no. Oh, it has, mock. It has to be seven. It has to be. It has to be. No. Six-seven. That's what got us here. Is that...
Starting point is 02:01:48 What's happening? What's happening? Yeah! No way! No way! It's never happened before. You're doing... You're two and... fucking kidding me, Maril!
Starting point is 02:02:19 It's never happened before! Oh my God! Oh, get the pipe! Get the pipe! Receip! Yeah! It was! All right, she...
Starting point is 02:02:46 Get the creepy dice get the creepy dice out Creepy dice out this is the greatest turn in the history of my god Oh my god Double pipe Double pipe Double five too Double dice All right we're gonna get rid of a shroom
Starting point is 02:03:06 Yeah get rid of a shrew Now we're playing Mario part Wow Oh my god How do you play a mini game You are a legend for that You are a legend for that Oh my god
Starting point is 02:03:17 We're almost halfway done. Oh, not really, though. Oh, I lost them pound! Oh, my God, what a moment. A true, where were you in? The fact we got a redemption 6-7 is crazy. Almost 6-7? What is this game?
Starting point is 02:03:35 You rolled a 6-7 to roll that game. To get a 6-7. I thought it was too obvious to get 6-7 in the first time. I thought it was clear for the other troll number. Unbelievable turn. Yeah, we're guessing. We're guessing. I guess top in. Wait, did we win?
Starting point is 02:03:59 I have three left. I guess top ends. He wanted to go. I go first. I'm I screen peeking you. There we are. He went there again. I didn't think he would. Stopped in.
Starting point is 02:04:17 Who's guessing two tops? All right, guys, we all have to pick the same thing. So let's do, what do you guys want? What do you guys pick? They've already picked. Left. I was, we all needed to. pick the same place guys. I picked bottom.
Starting point is 02:04:39 Oh, somebody got me. So we won. No, we lost because we all had to pick the same spot man. This game fucking sucks. You guys, bad team, that's great throw. You did your part. A great. That was incredible. Does this, isn't this supposed to a thing where if you're in last place, it helps you out? Yeah. Okay. That's near the end of the game. All right, all right. Five turns left. I'm not lying. That clip might get five minutes. million. There is. The forbidden double six seven victory roll.
Starting point is 02:05:13 Oh shit, here goes I-B. Wow. It's getting hairy in there, boys. If I didn't pick six-seven on that second one and I went six to three, I almost picked three. What? So we're doing skunk, right? Like, if you have zero.
Starting point is 02:05:32 Naked lap. You have zero out of the game and naked lap. Should we try something? Doge some beers. We can't drink during Mario party. Should I see? Should we do a pipe just to see? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:46 I mean, I don't know where the fucking star is. Hit the viewboard. Where are we? Oh, no. Oh, that's not that far. You can't view the board. You're right. I didn't mean to view the board.
Starting point is 02:05:57 We pressed the... Our controller's kind of won't keep. Yeah. We got a bad controller, guys. We're going to go dice. Dice block. Okay. Right?
Starting point is 02:06:05 Yeah. We want the eight. We want eight. We want eight. Oh, shit, Brandon. Holy shit. You having fun, yes. Yes. There you go, Brando.
Starting point is 02:06:17 Brandi, do you have money. Do it, you having fun? I'm having a blast. This is great. You gotta have one from the star. You've got to try the triple dice, right? You only need 20 for the star, Bion. We gotta do this every day.
Starting point is 02:06:26 You leave me alone. But thank you for the help. Sleepovers every night. Well, at least once a week, sleep over. We got the summer. Why don't have... You already have that, no? Okay.
Starting point is 02:06:37 Tell you, we could play a gambling. It's already seven. Oh, my God. I'll get a sleep in back. I don't have that. Wait. Camas does. We're all in our Dss.
Starting point is 02:06:49 Once a week. She'll be out. Okay, fine. I was really. Frank calling the girls. Call our moms to leave harm. That way? Where was it?
Starting point is 02:06:57 One of us throws up, Randy. Hey. It's that way. It's that way. I'll throw up. Down. You're five to it there. Straight and then straight again.
Starting point is 02:07:04 Straight and then left. Go up and left. Left and then. Left and then your first last. You have a chance to do the point you see how left and then right. Left and then right. Left and then right. Right.
Starting point is 02:07:15 Right. Right. Right. Brathe got the coin. You can steal the ball. You can steal the ball. Steal the ball. Steal the ball if you go right.
Starting point is 02:07:23 You go right. All right, far. We got to start. Good job. You pick up a bag? You pick up a bag? Is he a bag? It's going to bag?
Starting point is 02:07:35 Wait. Is it a bag? All right. I can't. I can't stop. I can't stop thinking of a block. I can't stop thinking of a bluff. Are we even playing this?
Starting point is 02:07:46 That should have been a game ender. Should we, should we do a different game start? Should we start over? We'll put it on here. We got another TV. It's 523 and you said we gotta get going. That's the brick side. There you go, Brandon. Nice.
Starting point is 02:08:06 All right. Great turn, branding. Great turn. Oh, he took a screenshot. He took a screenshot. It's a great turn. Stop! Who did that? T.J.'s in game chat.
Starting point is 02:08:23 All right. Good turn. Good turn. Waluigi, you're bunt right now. You guys are buns. You guys are buns. You guys are buns. They're mega-gap- Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:08:35 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. Grab a star. No, no, no. Teamwork. No, no, no. Alliance.
Starting point is 02:08:42 We're stealing a star from who has the most. If he's so funny, if you still cool. If you want to steal a coin, uh, star for most of a while. Don't, don't, don't, don't, no, we're on alliance.
Starting point is 02:08:52 Real shit? You could, you can do random if you want. Yeah, you can do random if you want. Why do random? Because that's the ethical way to play. You're not fucking anybody if you do random. But that's fixed.
Starting point is 02:09:04 Yeah. Yeah, but they're aligned. Yeah, but we don't do random. We're not. Cody, you can steal from us. What? Cody, you could steal from us. Good point.
Starting point is 02:09:13 Yeah, we're all in the lions. Like, we're trying to help. It's good for the gander. So steal from us if you want. We don't care. Steal from us. We don't care. No, no, do random, actually.
Starting point is 02:09:22 No, obviously. You know, obviously you go random. Oh, right. So, Spike. I'm out of the lions if you do rain. Spike. What happened to the lions? What happened?
Starting point is 02:09:32 That's not random. Oh, that's not ethical. That's not ethical. Good job, boys. Good job, boys. Yeah, yeah. Congrats on making a powerful enemy, boys. What happened at Goose Gander? It is good, Gers Gander.
Starting point is 02:09:46 I'm gandering at a couple geese right now. You only gang up and fuck these guys, Brennan? I'm fucking over. Star, first one around the board. Nice. Let's go, baby. They're out of money. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Starting point is 02:09:59 well Luigi got the pipe. Ha, ha, ha. And we're gonna get this, whatever this thing. That's a huge turn. You boys are a business. Oh, dry bones. All right, everyone's a contention here. All right, here's a report.
Starting point is 02:10:12 Look, look, pay attention to who's congratulating me. Yeah. Congrats. Oh. Oh, that's good. That's good. And a lucky spot. Hey, look who's congratulating you and your star?
Starting point is 02:10:23 Oh, skeleton. No way. Pipe. Oh, that's good. Just like that, you're in third. Let's go around. Oh, yeah. Boy, we are.
Starting point is 02:10:35 We're fine. We're fine, boys. We're fine. I want to go to the. I have the I would bear the wealth of our coin up How do you guys get it?
Starting point is 02:10:43 I'm just I've been Hurry the fuck up You have a key It's every time With these guys That's too random Maybe cut custom
Starting point is 02:10:53 Read is it not insane Yeah and then we're at 23 Do custom though I would have said the chain one But Tj Tj text read and tell him it's this turn I'll FaceTime
Starting point is 02:11:05 Where's Connor? Where's Connor? We don't know. Who's calling it up? Open it up. Yeah, just open it up. Let's open it up, see what's going on. Open it up, boys.
Starting point is 02:11:22 Oh my god. I love this game, man. Hit it. Defense space. You love this game, ma'am? You think we could put together a team Hey, let's go! Undercover, let's go.
Starting point is 02:11:34 What are you doing? Let's go back to start. Back to start. Oh, is he not going to answer? How about over- You opened it up just to not use it? Yeah, yeah. That's insane.
Starting point is 02:11:43 You're welcome. Above the cover. It's now it's back to close. We're on the key. You have to go use it. You're welcome. That's crazy. Sure, I'll take a look.
Starting point is 02:11:54 Hey, I just want to apologize to everybody watching how long it takes these guys. I would apologize to everybody watching everybody else's star total. Yeah, if you're only playing to win, yeah, you guys. You guys are doing okay. You guys doing okay. And let's maybe steal a star here. If they showed time per possession... It would be on you... TikTok.
Starting point is 02:12:26 This is why they put a pitch clock in baseball. TikTok. We're going to get all our new content interns. All right, here we go. Oh, look at the fish. We're 24 to the star. Look at there's fish in the water. Just play it straight up.
Starting point is 02:12:46 What do you think? It's your move. Why don't we? See if she'll undo that strap. Where's the pipe go? Oh. Save the pipe for when we're stuck in the... Oh, good call.
Starting point is 02:12:57 Let's roll six. Wow. Breaking news. One month ago, Fat Perez followed mostly sports on Instagram. Wow. Yeah, wow. They welcome Fat Perez. Oh, Dry Bones is probably getting you of us 35 coins.
Starting point is 02:13:13 I know what dry bones is going to give you. 10. We'll take 10. Part 10 coins. We don't have room for anything Everybody give me an NBA prop bet for tonight There's no of the finals End of the month ago Make a part of life for a month ago
Starting point is 02:13:27 We don't have room for it Do we not want anything? Tell me what we have Okay, leave shot Um Uh, Josh Hart Wemby over blocks He's gonna be our defensive menace
Starting point is 02:13:39 No, just on the score in 20 Which way, blood? Oh, let's go Uh, wait, uh, left That's not a noise Oh, left is on a ride, let's go right.
Starting point is 02:13:49 Let's go right. Yeah, we got lucky. And then we duel them, right? We get a duel then. Yeah, let's get. And we get a pipe. We don't need a pipe. We need coins, coins.
Starting point is 02:13:58 We want coins. I always want the pipe. They have 20, 30, and 30. Mini game. Mock, that was an excellent move because the board. I'll be honest. I'll be over blocks, three and a half. All right.
Starting point is 02:14:11 All right, Braden, you've never lost one of these. Correct. Damn. Wemby, like, fight a fan a month ago? Yes. Sunset standoff Yeah, that's what I thought
Starting point is 02:14:20 Wait, hold on The solo player Flies the Bar All right, let's get hit by the rocket Let's start This Bowser control guys
Starting point is 02:14:27 Okay, all on, hold on You got it All right Harper 1 3 Let's start Yep, get a good wiggle doing Yeah
Starting point is 02:14:37 Nice I got him Oh I survived Uh You kept saying Jalen Brunson He doesn't really enunciating his name
Starting point is 02:14:47 That guy goes. Bumper ball. That's why you go to the gym. We're on the peptides. Hug the shoulder. Oh, you, I thought you were gonna stay in the middle. Round three. Slap one?
Starting point is 02:15:08 Um... But we're in a good spot. And split. Hug the corner. No! That's fun, that's game. You guys survive one more round. Come on, Reid.
Starting point is 02:15:20 It's 1 v1 with the great one. It's one with a one. the great one. Like that game, bro. That was some adrenaline. That was fun. That was fun. He's gonna go. Like that shit, dude. I love this. Um, I think, uh, I love it, Michael. I think, uh, mutterer fucking Devin Baccell's gonna make some threes tonight. I think Winby over blocks. Did he set the NBA finals record? Three threes? Yeah. I think it's wrong. All right. I got. That's my. Everything, everything over. I think that's below him out. This is my last turn. Yeah. I got it. Dude, I can't believe Bain was
Starting point is 02:15:58 corkside. That was crazy. I think Nick's below them. What are you doing? Bain, yeah. I got Mock after go. Dude, Desmond Bain should show up in a B mask. Give me this stick. I don't know what you've done. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what you've done. I don't know what you've done. You've done something. I want to go back. He hit a button.
Starting point is 02:16:14 Hit down. Hit down on the B pad. Down on this thing? Hit B or whatever. I guess you had down on the buttons. Okay. All right. Now you can look at your items. We're 33 to star, so we're nowhere. You can move. Get in the pipe and say we're a culture of a star, right?
Starting point is 02:16:30 I know I usually don't talk politics, but that was crazy when... I guess we're just doing it. On the bored and block when he shot. That didn't... Why did he do that? We moved five feet.
Starting point is 02:16:42 Wait. That was the pipe? That was the worst pipe I've ever seen. The pipe just took you two spaces? Oh my God. This thing hates us. Who congratulated it? You went backwards two spaces? All right, good. Now we'll get up to where we were.
Starting point is 02:16:58 Oh, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, good, good. Yep. Not so good. Oh, no, that's...
Starting point is 02:17:13 This is the end of our turn? I don't know. Oh! It's a versus space, you get to duel somebody. Oh, no, don't duel us. Oh, don't duel us. It could be everybody. Don't duel.
Starting point is 02:17:34 Oh. Yeah. I mean, I mean, Mark. We have a lot of coins to put in. Oh wait for the ball. I think we put all that. I don't know. Not that much.
Starting point is 02:17:44 We didn't have many coins. That's easy. Do we even walk, play? Can we just like load manage? No, win this and we'll have even more coins. I'd rather load manage and not cry. We have 224 points. Oh, let's play tilt the golf.
Starting point is 02:18:01 Pauline to manage my... My God. My load. I've always tell you this one. Hot cross blocks. Let's start. No, no, no, shut up. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:18:13 Yeah, let's just start. This is like crossfire. Okay, so you're... We're each picking one of those options on the right. If multiple people pick it, no one gets it. You only get it... Oh, you press the button for the one you won't, okay? Okay, yep.
Starting point is 02:18:27 Yeah, no screen. So press the button. So alliance is it was behoove you to talk. Yeah. We don't do it like that. Oh, I see. Now this is hot cross blocks. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:37 Let's start. All right, start it up. Start it up. So this is just standard hot cross blocks. Yeah. I see. This is the European hot cross blocks. I see.
Starting point is 02:18:46 I see. I'm not trying to nobody. Doge, pick one. Yeah. All right, I may pick. Okay, so that's, that's bad. Well, I didn't know we were going to pick that one. Okay.
Starting point is 02:18:57 All right. All right, I may pick again. I mean, obviously, you won't, we know what you need to pick here, right? Good pick. Good pick blood. George, that was. Really good. And this one's obvious too.
Starting point is 02:19:16 We're on the board. We're on the board there. Wait, I thought that was... Oh, wait. Well, I thought we got it right. I thought we got it right. They didn't connect to your shit. Why did it connect to my shit?
Starting point is 02:19:28 Do it. Do it. You see it. You see it blood. Oh, it has to connect to your blocks? Why would you... There we go. There we go.
Starting point is 02:19:34 Good. Good, good. Deutsch. This is a good. Deutsch. Hot cross blocks. I thought it's so obvious. That's connect, I guess.
Starting point is 02:19:41 Do it. I got it. Yeah. Fuck, you know anything to want to do it. Oh, no, we didn't have... You made nothing that connected. No, no, no, you're right. I mean, not just...
Starting point is 02:19:49 Wow. Oh, we got good choices here. What? What? Good. Why? Good, Deutsch. Why? This motherfucker's playing some hot cross blocks.
Starting point is 02:20:10 I've got ribs and candy in me. Oh my God. Doge! Wait for the ice cream social. Doge! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it to it!
Starting point is 02:20:21 Do it to him, Doge! Goet to him, Doge! Do it to him, Doge! I didn't attach. I mean, I had to take one for a team. Alright, I mean, guys. Someone's got to do top in. Someone has to top in.
Starting point is 02:20:41 All right, George. Pauline. Run down, Spike. All right, Deutsch. Focus now. Pauline. I mean, someone has to, someone has to... I don't think anyone's going to do it, so I'm going to have to try.
Starting point is 02:20:58 Doge, quit fucking around. Doits, we're fucking around, dude. Good blocks. Pauline, play offense. I can't play offense. Oh, my God. Someone's got to block him. You got to, Pullie, now, now, now, now, now.
Starting point is 02:21:10 You go now. We go now, Paulie. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, do you go now, Deutsch. Uh-oh. We go now, Pauli. You've got to block him.
Starting point is 02:21:18 Uh-oh. Pauli, go. You've got to block him. You've got to block him. No. Oh. You got to go. You've got to go.
Starting point is 02:21:33 He's got to get blocked. Wait, the bottom one doesn't fit for him. He loses, right? Pauline go. He can't put the bottom one in. God, you can't. Let's go! Colet in!
Starting point is 02:21:45 Cody, any moment now. Pauline, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, you see it. I don't see it. I know, but I don't see it. Who wants it? No! Did you go third? What?
Starting point is 02:22:04 What the... They fell in. I don't know how you're gonna win this. No. How Paulina win! Yeah! Bullshit! Yeah!
Starting point is 02:22:27 You have... You are a clip. Guys, we're not halfway through yet. They're not talking about the defense. Why no party does a defensive player here, right? Oh, Jeffie Lowe's told... It came on the show three weeks ago, too, and told us. You have five clips that are gonna do none, Blubbin.
Starting point is 02:22:51 You're not rotating yet, still. You're dominating. That was great. That was the first person's move of it. Wow. There's three more moves in his turn. Are your guys, my legs are tingling? We're almost halfway done.
Starting point is 02:23:06 We're gonna check down, bro. I got, no, I got, I got full body boost bumps from the party. Deges, so substantial. Doits, I owe me to bring this up, Doge. Nobody in Mario Party history has blown that game on Hot Cross Blonde. I was just, you were dominant. What happened? I didn't know how I got the new.
Starting point is 02:23:30 Nobody is blown a 12-block lead on Hot Cross Blonde. lead on crosswalk. We'll go all in. So if you have, I can't take all the forms. We'll go all in. We'll go all in on the battle. We'll use that one ever. You don't use it right now.
Starting point is 02:23:46 We should probably get this. We'll go all in. Look at their coins. We're dominating. How did we get like this? How are we so good, Blumman? This is the Anna Liggs way too. You don't want to leave in stars with 17 turns last.
Starting point is 02:24:03 Yeah, we're not paying our players. We're just sporting all our money. Oh, are you guys complimenting us? Are we in the thing right now? Where's the fucking thing? You guys, like, sitting in the bites, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:15 We'll do some simple. Where are you going? Are you a pizza? Yeah, I was just thinking, like, one cheese and... Where the fuck is the thing? Oh, garlic bread? Oh, gross. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:25 It's a good order. But it's got next one. Thin crust, though. I honestly had to... Make sure it's cut up in, like, 24 slices. Who thought of the ribs? The ribs were heavy appetizing I feel like shit
Starting point is 02:24:35 They were so good They were so good But I couldn't stop eating them I wanted at most Half of that Yeah It couldn't stop it It ruined your controller
Starting point is 02:24:49 7 8 9 10 Our control has been fucked the whole time I want to go 8 Hot crossbox Hot cross blocks Hot cross blocks was crazy Blutman, you have all the highlights from the screen.
Starting point is 02:25:06 I need you guys to step up. I don't want to put blame on teammates, but Deutsche's been a massive disappointment. Oh, oh, oh, you want a clip farm again? Uh-oh. Yeah, what are we doing? Let's, come on. Double dite?
Starting point is 02:25:25 No, you're not going to Piper again, are you? Yeah. Piper. Yeah. Pipe it up. Yeah. Pipe it up. We were 25 away from the star, and now we're...
Starting point is 02:25:34 Oh! Oh! Oh, to get gas masks. Now we're 31. That's all right. Uh, four. Oh. We'll take that.
Starting point is 02:25:50 Nine is good. No? Oh, wait. This is good. Steel. Oh, yeah. Steel. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:25:59 We have so many coins. Uh, random. Yeah, it's random. Oh, no. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 02:26:05 If you do random. No. I'll hit you in a fucking chest. I'll hit you in the fucking chest. Hey, hey, Mark, we can make this a two-horse race. It is the two horsewreck. You make this a word. But you're not going to beat him if you don't.
Starting point is 02:26:21 Tell him, Reed. You got it. You got it. If you go, listen, if you turn on us. It's not turning. They're chasing you now. Like, we'll turn on them. Like, we'll take them out.
Starting point is 02:26:33 They're going to take you out either way. Oh, it's all right. Oh, it's all right. Oh, it's all right. Are you fucking kidding me? Why would you do that? We got no heat, man. Hey, no, no, I got you guys.
Starting point is 02:26:47 I got you guys. I said, I was against the fucking world. I said, I got you. I got you. I'm going. No, we're with you. No, no. We were done it.
Starting point is 02:27:05 I was telling me to Spike. Spike. I said Spike. Check the tape. No, that was ethical. That was ethical. Shut up. That's epic.
Starting point is 02:27:15 Blumman, you're a real piece of shit. You know that? Oh, I'm sorry. Cody, here's idea for your clip. Rage baiting your friends and Mario Party goes wrong. You just got captain. Double dice. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:31 What a turn. Double Ds for Paul. I'm not comfortable with how this game's going. This is crazy. We're playing ethical. We're not even halfway done, by the way. You guys are playing ribball. We've been on 13 for 45 minutes.
Starting point is 02:27:43 Oh, lightweight battle. Stay bad. We can hit 10 more corn. Alright, win this. This is crazy. Do you want to try here? Do you want to love me? Brandon, I feel like I've had the controller.
Starting point is 02:27:55 It's been the 13th turn. Okay, yeah, yeah. Do you know what you're doing? Turn and jump. Turn a jump. Get your color on as much as a part. He got the strap. Hit the jump button.
Starting point is 02:28:07 Start. Hit the jump button. You're pressing the jump button. My computer. Coins are our game. It's glint. You guys. It's my controller.
Starting point is 02:28:15 No, you're not the top. Our control's covered in ribs. All right, start, sorry. Deutsch, start. Deuts, hit the minus button. God damn it, Dwight. I'm trying to get a grass. Go, Doge.
Starting point is 02:28:33 Dominique. Dominic. More color, Deutsch. There you go. There you go, Doyle. I want to make sure everything is covered. You're right, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 02:28:41 But don't have to be perfect. Stop following me. Yellow. Stop following me. Let's steal, Steve. Stop! Got a lot of real estate down here. Got a lot of real estate down here.
Starting point is 02:28:49 Go get some of that yellow. Circle the whole board, Doge. Circle the whole board, Doyle. Look at Pete. Look at Pete. Get all the peek. Get some of that yellow teeth. Good Deutsch.
Starting point is 02:29:01 Good Deutsch. Good Deutsch. I think I got it. I got it. Look how bad green did. Nice. George. Nice.
Starting point is 02:29:07 Yes. He got so much. He got so much. All right. I almost circled the whole board. What happened? That would have been Our whole territory
Starting point is 02:29:19 How did he get so much? Why was Why? Whatever That was fucked That was fucked up Those two guys Have been helping you guys
Starting point is 02:29:29 No they haven't Uh oh Oh my Oh my Marie Rosalina And she's mad And she's in her
Starting point is 02:29:37 That'd be hot I think I have eyes For the blonde now Oh no She gives you two pipes Before hitting the dice Yeah, she gives you pipe for free before the turn. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 02:29:51 She lets you pipe for free. Really? Yeah. I don't like it. All right, here we go. Here we go, guys. All right. Now, let's focus here.
Starting point is 02:29:59 Do we want to stop fucking doing that? Okay. Do we want to? No, it's not a ballad. We're going to save that. We're not. You guys. You guys actually get out of the game.
Starting point is 02:30:12 He's gone. Yeah. Ma. We're not? Seven. It's pretty good. Yeah. It's pretty good.
Starting point is 02:30:16 You took him and read out of the game mentally. Like, there's, they're, there's, there's, there. Oh, wait. Oh, ho. Oh, oh. Oh, you don't have the money. We don't have the fucking money. Can we get a loan?
Starting point is 02:30:29 Can we get a loan? They just won the challenge and still don't have enough. We'll get some right here, though. Hey, can we give, can we give you guys some coins? Yeah. We'll give you, yeah. We'll give you coins. Take our coins.
Starting point is 02:30:42 Take our coins. We need a couple coins. Take our coins. Please don't. Yeah, liquor. Take our call. Please give us some points. Please.
Starting point is 02:30:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll give you our coins. Yeah, yeah. All right, that comes with interest, all of you. Yeah, look at that tongue. Oh, I'd be doing the same thing. Yeah, she's loving. Pass her away.
Starting point is 02:30:59 Can't blame him. You know what I mean? Who can't get screeching? All right, now I'm still starting out. Hey, hey, Deutsch, Brando, you're welcome. Thank you guys. I'm still starting out. Are you going to fit?
Starting point is 02:31:15 All right. Oh, shit, yeah. And look, dude, and right. with Pauline? No. Rattle, rattle. Waka. Stop fucking doing that. We're gonna be here all night. We're actually here to the end of the game. Should we just go live for the game? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:35 Yeah. We do a gambling cave stream but never show the The number of knowledge. Can we do that? Like wow, they really like the NBA. With the mushrooms on that? Yeah, one time drop that off this morning. I had the fucking star right now hand.
Starting point is 02:31:59 Yeah, use your key. Major key. Oh yeah. Because, hi, remember we zag while lazy. Yeah, but we zag while. I'm worried about- Stop looking at the board. Payback board.
Starting point is 02:32:23 Count out how many of them. You do? You got to be more cerebral about your moods there. It's a good spot. You're in between a bunch of bousers over. Fuck, they got line them back too. This guy's just handing out bags. Pretty good move.
Starting point is 02:32:43 Very good move. What? Huh? Whop here? No. What? How many pie? What are you?
Starting point is 02:32:54 You don't have enough room for all this. This is crazy. How deep part is pocky? Double double. Oh, here we go. Get fucking comfortable. Get me out of here. Here we go.
Starting point is 02:33:07 Take your sweet time. Take your sweet time. Are you the suck position? Yeah, I kind of am. Oh, five seven. 5-7. I'm 7. That's about it.
Starting point is 02:33:31 So we get Rosen. What does that mean? Rosalind's right there. Are you willing to do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hurry the fuck up. God damn. Jesus, you're winning by 90.
Starting point is 02:33:44 That's right, right, right. You are we got. Mini-game time, guys. Spike always takes. Here we go. I'd rather be where Cody and Reed are. They're in those seats because that's where the camera's our line. I believe vertical vertical it's vertical it's a it's a
Starting point is 02:34:12 so what I'm actually think out of I believe it's a Rosedalina's radical race oh my god oh this actually looks fun yeah returning Wait Rosalina's not racing We're racing to the bottom to get her It's not even on a snowboard I mean that's the fun of the game
Starting point is 02:34:45 She's not in the ring All the Luigi Let's start. Let's start. Press the fucking button. The plus the same one as every time. Oh yeah, of course, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 02:35:06 Oh, oh, oh. That's crazy. I should be able to hit you. All right, Mock, I need you to go, though. Get your shell into him. Like, you gotta go. All right, you gotta go. What?
Starting point is 02:35:28 Mock's shell doesn't do anything. What? Mock's gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta go. gotta go you gotta go we need if you're watching this make sure to watch the Barstool Cup that was a month ago yeah watch all of it though you gotta go only Barstool Cup viewers will understand you gotta go how can I go back oh there you go
Starting point is 02:35:59 first this game's terrible this mini games awful I forgot how bad it was last time oh no how did that far ahead you can't because they got boo What the fuck? This main game's safe. Whoever gets the boost, boost, boost. The first beat. I mean, I might be joking. No way.
Starting point is 02:36:25 This is possible. This sucks cock, dick, and ball. Oh, fuck! There's no way you're choking this. If he's going to choke on, I need you go. I need to go. You got to go. You're doing everything right, Bray.
Starting point is 02:36:50 I don't get it. I don't get it. You gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta go, Mom. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to go. You gotta go. You gotta go. I'm too big. Where are we going? Not far ahead. You're sinking into the snow. You gotta go. I can't see. It's not far ahead. I can't see. This is horseshit bullshit.
Starting point is 02:37:19 That's impossible. That's the worst game. That's the worst mini game ever. That sucks. Spike wins. That's so long, dude. It makes no sense. It's not over yet. Horizont. I was choking so. hard. That game is so bad. It was a ass, dude. Brandon did everything right.
Starting point is 02:37:40 Everything right. It does it. It does it matter. Everyone did everything right. That was terrible. Not like I did. That was awful. How is it still their turn?
Starting point is 02:37:52 It's always there. If you pause it, one more goddamn time. Okay. He's doing it and blame it on me now. Because I was doing it. He doesn't have a remote. Cody, are you pausing? No, I'm not.
Starting point is 02:38:05 Did you just pause? I just did not. Yeah, exactly. My only thing is like we're gonna probably lose something here, so. Show him what your pause looks like, so he knows. We got to see. Oh my God, hurry up. That's Cody.
Starting point is 02:38:19 That was so obvious. That was most obvious Deutsch ever. I don't even have a control. I'm holding the controller. So it was Brandon. It was Brandon. Bowser Revolution, right? You guys,
Starting point is 02:38:39 You win. Oh, y'all got no corns. Yeah. How don't you get to four stilkers? I don't remember the six, seven. They snives to six seven. Yeah, that was wild. Wait, what?
Starting point is 02:38:54 That's weird. We, 13 and 14 have taken so fucking long. Wait. Uh-oh. Are we sleeping here? What's the head? Oh! Wait, who got, who?
Starting point is 02:39:05 Huh? That's on me. Bad choice. Oh! You got to it twice. We have Roselina. And he said, let me take your... That's on me. me. I shouldn't have gambled.
Starting point is 02:39:16 This is the most outrageous. We're not even halfway down. Yeah. This is taking... All right, look how fast this turn goes. Should we just pick this up tomorrow before the show? I won't be here. Tomorrow is a month ago.
Starting point is 02:39:30 Yeah, for sure. Why not, right? Well, can we make it? You want a double? No, we can't make it, but... We have to get too tight. We'll be called here. Let's mushroom.
Starting point is 02:39:40 You want a mushroom so we can have an item space open at least? Yeah, yeah, that's so smart. We have an item space open so we can... That is the analytical. mine see because we're about to buy something but now we'll draw on seven well okay there is six now do we want do we want do we want the switch it was dark when i got here it's gonna be dark when i'll leave what's the what's the you call what is happening i'm calling green gray why oh we answered what's up gregg
Starting point is 02:40:15 what's up gregg we're just branded with sandy wish you were here. You have to come. All right, Greg, you're on the dozen. What's up, Greg? All right, you ready for a trivia? This Tottenham, hot spurs, striker led the Premier League in goals in 2020. You got that?
Starting point is 02:40:39 This Tottenham, hotspur striker led to the Premier League and goals in 2020. At 2020, 23. Oh, my God. Hurricane final answer, Jeff. Is that right? Let's go. All right, Greg. How often do you?
Starting point is 02:41:06 call ring Greg Greg are you gonna come okay come back I usually face-time him at least once a weekend all right let's go well whenever he's drinking a beer thank I fucked up okay oh here we go all right Paulina lock in this is a team base game all right so start up right who's Paulina mark yeah I'll leave we want to do you guys need to communicate how many rotations you're pressing it twice it's gonna turn twice if you're pressing it once it's gonna turn it once all right if the whole group is pressing it three times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so let's start. Everyone can control a 190 degree turn. Yeah, we're weighing on a spike again.
Starting point is 02:41:46 Spike, let's go. Sorry, sorry, sorry, that was doing. There's no strategic. Yes, there totally is. I just said the number. Not this one. What do you think? What do you think? You don't want one here. What are you doing? Give you the safe word, Mark. You know, two. Mark O two. Stop right there. Stop right there. Stop! That's it. All right. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good turn. It's good. It's good turning. Alright, alright.
Starting point is 02:42:14 You don't want one here, Mark. Stop! At least two, at least two, at least two. You guys are dumb idiots. Let's go, Brandon! Mark, you saw the vision, right? Wait, boy, guys, wait, right? You want zero or one?
Starting point is 02:42:37 If they both got... I still don't understand how this game was. Mark, yeah. Let's go, Cody! One, two, three... Cody! Get on, get on, go! Cody! Five! Oh, fuck!
Starting point is 02:42:46 It's just, it's one, two, three, or four. Oh, let's go! Fuck. There we go. They got negative. They got negative. Five. Mark, I was trying to hit it with the-
Starting point is 02:42:56 I don't know how the game works, Zibo. Mark, you can't go higher the- One. Two, two, no. Three, four, five, six. Zero, one, two, three, or four. Oh, you're so dumb. I don't get this game either, Mark.
Starting point is 02:43:12 I don't get this. Yeah. There was no way for you guys to lose that. There was no way for you guys to lose that. What you do this? There are six people in this room that don't understand. I hear Mark, sit with me, sit with me, sit with me, sit with me, sit with me, sit. No, no, sit, sit, sit, that's not how it works.
Starting point is 02:43:30 That's three, four, that's three. Yep, Monty. Nope. We're not good. We need this jackpot here. All right, let's sit. One, two, three, four, five. One, two or three.
Starting point is 02:43:50 No, Cody. How about to do you? Cody. Yeah, yeah! Mark is out, Mark is pretending like he doesn't know how to play. I get it out, let's play. Here, here, here. We're, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:44:13 Stay off the brink. No. All right, Mark. You guys just fucked yourself again. What is wrong with you, bro? He doesn't know how to play. He got one coin, bro. Good job.
Starting point is 02:44:28 I'm not in the alliance with you anymore. We never were. You guys are terrible. You fucking. I really did. I fucked this. I fucked this. I did not.
Starting point is 02:44:36 We didn't take your car. You actually fell for Mark pretending like he didn't know how to play. Like that was good. That was good. It was good party. We were all pretending. We're all pretending. How did Mark party?
Starting point is 02:44:47 I was simply pretending. He's got pretendified. I'm going to get our ice cream, Deutsch. All right. Oh, wait. No. That was her time. No.
Starting point is 02:44:56 No. Oh, no. Oh, Cody, cut that. Show me. So much ass. It was everywhere. That was so much ass. Cody, put that in the notes.
Starting point is 02:45:09 Like I'm not gonna be dropping a lot of ass on here. I'm on the park studio. Oh my god. There's pizza coming. Blotman, I feel so alive right now. Where's the pizza from? Let's leave a little out of pot. Oh, eight.
Starting point is 02:45:23 Uh, it's homemade. Wait, we're still not halfway. After this turn will be. Yeah, we're not. We've been having slow turns. But we're playing really fast. Do you think anyone's gonna watch every step of this? Yes.
Starting point is 02:45:40 Because if they don't, they risk missing out on the 6-7s. That's true. That's true. The hot cross blocks and there's clips galore in here. You just gotta be patient, finally. Are you clip farming? Once I did when I stole their star. Yeah, that was...
Starting point is 02:45:58 Blument still has one or two moments left. Oh shit. And Mark, you scheduled a halftime show, right? A halftime show, right? Yeah, Ben. Mincy. A halftime show. Mincy.
Starting point is 02:46:08 And he's going to be performing his favorite songs on Watch the Throne. Is that correct? That's exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Wait. What just happened?
Starting point is 02:46:20 How's our shuffle? Dude. Why your knees trembling like that? What's happened? So we agree. You getting some suck? What just happened? How's our shuffle?
Starting point is 02:46:34 What happened to us? We're not in. We thought we were in it anymore. We don't know, Reed. We don't, that's okay, right? Or no? This would suck if you lost a star here. We don't have a star.
Starting point is 02:46:47 Oh, shit. Oh my God, it's already dark out. No. Oh, God, Star-out. For what? Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock. Whose turn is it?
Starting point is 02:47:03 Reed, you just chilling too hard. He doesn't really know what he said. Where did you get that food poisoning? One singular... Look at this, look at this. Oh, heat daddy's ex-agree. Rob Gucci saying a month ago he was at the night game too. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 02:47:24 Press the button. Who are we waiting on? What are we doing? Thank you, Brandon. Three, three six nights. Okay. Come on, man. Okay. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 02:47:36 The one that's open, I guess. Wow. Double life. Double life. Yeah. Incredible. Thank you, Dengue. What is it?
Starting point is 02:47:48 Mint? Jettis Mids. Mint? Boys are mint. You're going to get my... You're not going to fuck us on it. What are you talking about? Oh, no, I'll give one later.
Starting point is 02:48:03 I'll get six. We don't have to. You can have it. Six or seven or three. God, the exterior. We got an alliance. We got on a line. You know?
Starting point is 02:48:10 We got an alliance, you know? Oh my gosh. Fucking spike. It's every time. Oh, oh, oh, oh, teach, do it. One. One. He's got a stop. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:48:27 Fuck, those fuck rolling. They just got to stop. Oh, you're cool. That's so good. Go that way. We don't have a key. Use the key. We didn't even use it.
Starting point is 02:48:43 Strategie. How many fucking. How many fucking stars? Two, how did you have two stars? We've had multiple souls. We actually had six. Everyone say congrats, please. Did you have one store it? You got a star.
Starting point is 02:48:59 What just happened? How did you? I think a... Bowser. Oh, damn, dude. We're three hours in and we're at the halfway point. Not yet. Ben, Ben, man's halftime show, right? He can't be on live, though. We should actually...
Starting point is 02:49:15 Oh, shit, it's in the fucking ring. We should record some sort of halftime show and put it in. You should suck my nuts. It's doable. I think we shuffled to a good spot. Oh yeah. You don't split me? What are, yeah?
Starting point is 02:49:27 There's three, we'll flip left. No! No. This is why I wanted to, I keep saying we needed the switch, dude. That switch is perfect, man. Can you say, I don't take care of you on this team, Deutsch. I appreciate it, Barry. And now we're not, I think we double.
Starting point is 02:49:41 This has been incredible. Double. Or do we have to do we have to do. Yeah, use your double. Do we double or move? Who's about to get the star? Oh, you should probably move. Who's double, double.
Starting point is 02:49:49 Who's going to get the star? Who's double. Who's double? mock we're going for big money that's so good no whammy no what you want here what you want here one uh 10 oh that's okay oh that's over it's so over we need a three 13 it's so weird it's so weird three seven you get paulina no i mean rosalina oh my god no we got to go no we get rosalina though we get rosalina we go again oh no it's in a bowser spot you're going to the bowser spot twice dummy no and you're about lose five coins one of them one of them you're going to lose five coins one of
Starting point is 02:50:21 Horrip turn. What a horrific turn. I thought we were in the alliance. That's what you get for stealing these... I thought we were in the alliance. Oh, are they in an alliance? Blumen, what are you doing? I thought we were in their alliance.
Starting point is 02:50:32 You didn't give us time to fucking give you advice. You just ran off. He didn't even need time to give advice. He gave advice right away. I think your partner might be up to lunch. See you, buddy. Blumen, what? I'm worried about Blubman.
Starting point is 02:50:45 This is sabotage. He gave us a bad rule. He gave instant advice. You're addicted to the content and not the win. You're trying to get the clip. Oh, instant advice. Run it back. Run it again.
Starting point is 02:50:56 Run it again. Ebo just scammed us. Blument, we have to get off the treadmill. You cannot be on the treadmill and win. You guys have only been on the treadmill. Tell Reid to come back. Hey, Reed, come back. Oh, send him back.
Starting point is 02:51:10 Evo just scammed us. Yeah, see you, buddy. Evo just scammed us. Star gone. Ma'i, there's no alliance. I'm done with Blumen. There's no alliance with blood. There's no alliance with blood.
Starting point is 02:51:23 Reed, you want an alliance? I want to... Oh, are we doing this? I mean, don't alliance with him. Don't alliance with him. Mark, people forget. The trade deadline is turn 20. Blutman, that was the worst turn in the history of this game.
Starting point is 02:51:35 That was awful. Every turn, you're here to make three decisions all over bad. It's a really bad. What the fuck, dude? Evo said to do it. He said, go that way. All right, lumberton. This is your best game.
Starting point is 02:51:47 Doge is your best game. This is my best game. Mark, I listen. Just move. Just move. Just move. I got a trade blind. I'm gonna trade ball.
Starting point is 02:51:56 Stay on the bridge. Just start it. Oh, freebo? All shit. All right. There's, the trade deadline is turn 20, so. George. Let's start it.
Starting point is 02:52:08 Torch, we're waiting on you. Oh. I brought up some of that ice cream and I had some rib, some rib in it. I'm sorry. That was... What's wrong? Got rib sucking your chest? Alright, here we go.
Starting point is 02:52:27 You're good. I think that might have cost us the game. Another one. No. That's what I'm saying. He's trying to get the clips. He's not trying to get the wind. That might have been on purpose.
Starting point is 02:52:37 Can you go out there? Is Braun out there? I might need him for Bluteman. I might kick Bluteman out. He's too busy clip for him. Oh. Ron did say he likes Mario Party. Cody, you'll tell Reid to come back.
Starting point is 02:52:47 Hey, Fred. Yeah. Good running, Spike. Oh, good Deutsch. Good Deutsch. Yep, good. Don't bite. Don't bite.
Starting point is 02:52:58 Doing great, Deuts. Doing great. Maybe knock that little bitch off. Oh, my. Good, good Deutsch. Deutsch! Oh, no, T. Good, Deutsch.
Starting point is 02:53:07 Oh, no, T. Oh, Deutsch, you suck. Yes, yes, blood. You still got, he still gotta make it to the end. You still gotta make it to the end. You're not gonna make it to the end? Blubman. A Blubman.
Starting point is 02:53:22 Another clip. Another clubbman? Easy, Flut. Oh, Blumen. Nobody wins, right? Participation. I had a bad turn. Good, good turn, boy.
Starting point is 02:53:40 A lot of game left. Love it had the last time. Like, they're counting us out. Of all time. How has turned 13, 14, 15 taking this long? All right, we're halfway done. Halfway point. There we go.
Starting point is 02:53:55 All right. Please enjoy your halftime entertainment. I don't know. We'll put it in, Cody. We'll add something in after. We'll add it in. We'll put something funny right there. Also, I tell you who paused, by the way.
Starting point is 02:54:08 Top left. Cody. Stop. Cody. I swear to God. Cody, what are you doing? If you fucking ruin our perfect game that we're pitching. Alright, dice block.
Starting point is 02:54:17 Now listen. What are you calling? Wait, can I just roll a... Can I roll a seven? Is that how that works? Yeah. No, that's not how it works. Yeah. Yeah, roll whatever to everyone.
Starting point is 02:54:28 Yeah. It says it right there. Right? Yeah. Brendan, look at the board though and you can see where he worked. You didn't really know if you were signing up for it. Dude, I'm having a great time. But I don't play right.
Starting point is 02:54:39 Like if there's a Bowser spot right after the star, you don't want to lay a neck. But I won't start. Yeah, so you can go. I should look around. Look around and see where you would land. Oh, you're gonna look at the board? Come on, dude. It's over there.
Starting point is 02:54:52 It's about a spot right before. Come on. If you move, it'll tell you how many spots it. What are we looking at? I see it. You need a seven. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. You land on nine?
Starting point is 02:55:05 Hey! You want it. You want a nine. You want a nine. Seven. Eight, right? There's pizza out front. Eight?
Starting point is 02:55:13 We want to get past it. Yeah. Bring it in. So the fucking... Yeah, Brandon. What, dude. They get the fucking animal. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:55:23 Good job, Brandon. Thanks, man. Brandon's on the board. Brandon's on the board. All right. Another one. Wait, hell, why don't I get that bitch? You too.
Starting point is 02:55:31 Good, too. Brandon. I got a question, Brandon. Does surplus he tastes like pumpkin pie? No, for less than 10. Let me tell you something. Wait, so, T.J has five. We have three.
Starting point is 02:55:43 You guys have three. And Reed and Cody of a nominee. I don't think they have one. A lot of games. Zero. Well, they have one to you guys. You guys stole it. But you guys, you guys at least have a lot of coins.
Starting point is 02:55:56 Nah, yeah. Brandon. What? That was crazy when a month ago was George was a leg right there. Wait till we're up top. For big. We're gonna go. We're gonna tear this in a car.
Starting point is 02:56:08 We're tearing the shit apart. That was crazy. We're tea-bagging Brandon. Why are you teapagging me? I didn't do anything anybody. Oh, I'm kicking ass. Oh, that looks like the coin. Kick ass.
Starting point is 02:56:17 We got some coins here. This bitch playing off for us. Oh, wait. Take the star. Take the star. Take the star. You have to take the star. No, this is.
Starting point is 02:56:30 You have two turns of this, by the way. No, this is. Wait, so the A's are playing their first home game in Vegas this weekend? Or I guess it was a month ago. Oh. Oh, yeah, okay. That's good. That's good.
Starting point is 02:56:43 That's good. We got to get the receiving a thousand. I want to receive a thousand. A thousand what? A thousand what? How was it just giving the way money? Where are we going? All right.
Starting point is 02:56:54 Here comes the take a star. This has got to be a take a star. Who's clicking? Oh, we're broke. TJ, we're broke. We've got to get a star. All right. So now we're back.
Starting point is 02:57:05 Okay. Nope, now you landed again. No, that's, I got one more. Wait. Oh, you get another spin. No, I didn't want another spin. Yeah, but we get the 1,000. We can get the 1,000.
Starting point is 02:57:15 We might not be on table. We get the 1,000. Yeah, receive a thousand coins. Why would he put that on the table if he's not? We had two shots at 1,000 points. You know you gotta take those odds. You gotta take them. Try the mirror.
Starting point is 02:57:49 Yeah, yeah. Try the mirror. Yeah, you should try the mirror. All right, so, how many spots in the star? Try the mirror. Low key, try the mirror. Switch with Bowser.
Starting point is 02:58:03 What happened? Why do you switch with Bowser? Oh, wait, never mind. Pieces here. To you get the... To the start? To the three. Uh, sure.
Starting point is 02:58:13 All right, yeah, let's do that. I'll have some sending bites in. Oh, fuck, yeah. This is gonna be the funnest night ever. Dude, it already is, man. Oh, it's random? Yeah, it's random. Oh, he switched with us.
Starting point is 02:58:27 Did he really? Yeah, where do we go? Where do we go? You went one space? Oh, let's go! Let's go! You were right by us? He just flipped us.
Starting point is 02:58:38 It's a round, dude. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. You guys got a little cash four right here. Easy, Brad. Oh, wait, I gotta do the minigame. Fuck, I wish we could get on a good
Starting point is 02:58:54 spot here. How close to you to turn? Four. I might start to fuck some people here. You get out of some regular and they're surrounded by balance. Are they in the... Dude, just fucking go.
Starting point is 02:59:07 Yeah. You guys gonna get... Fucking go to it. Holy shit, Reid. No one's ever ate candy ribs ice cream or pizza like my wife. You really are putting on a... He's putting on a clinic right now. Put it on a glass.
Starting point is 02:59:28 Look at his corner. Look at his corner. Ice cream. Ice cream. You're right with me. I know. Kelly, Cody. There's a lot in there.
Starting point is 02:59:40 Dig it in the pint and something else. That's bay, boy always eaten. Mike, you're 12-way, I got your personal Hawaiian pizza. Oh, what that? Oh, but we have that, we have the creepy dice. What do we do? I don't know. I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 02:59:56 Can we use this? I don't know what happened. Where's this? Where's a pizza? I think this supersedes the creepy dice. Oh, oh! Let's go. Un creepy.
Starting point is 03:00:09 Let's go. Here we go. Called blood. Yes! Yes! I do have kids off. Yes! That's how you respond! It's all about mock, mock, you pick me up. You pick me up. Yes, nine! Yes! You did one of these! Hit it up! Here we go. Clip that, Greer. Now we go. Oh, nine. Yes, nine. 17-0! Is he from a M.C.?
Starting point is 03:00:41 Michael Greer? No, he's from Canada. Oh, what a turn. What a turn. Oh, babe, I mean, we got a lot. Ben. Yeah, I'm gonna buy, uh, Super-Ary. You come here for the, you want?
Starting point is 03:00:59 Yeah, really? I think so. Where's the pizza? Oh, oh, my. Do you have right? You have cheesebread? I got meat, cheese. I got meat, cheese.
Starting point is 03:01:08 Right? That's the one. That's the one. That's the one, blood. That's the one, blood. Oh my god. If I, I might have that for three. There's also some garlic dipping sauce.
Starting point is 03:01:17 That also might be the simon bite. Shut up. It's a scintillard. Oh, my God. Wait, is that buffalo? Oh, my God. Oh, garlic? Oh.
Starting point is 03:01:30 Bang, star. Dude, we're getting mocked. We're not doing so long. That's great, great. Good job. It's not over yet. It's not over yet. Watch this.
Starting point is 03:01:46 You're getting a mod. We're getting a big mog, Cody. There's a lot of game left. There's 14 turns left. I think you just keep on saying. They can't stop. Fucking Mario Party way, dude, you're only one of them. We're not done.
Starting point is 03:02:03 We're not done. We're not done. Watch this. I'm watching. Bang! Can we make it? You got it. You definitely want to go lap.
Starting point is 03:02:24 We should go left. We should try to go left. Damn, you guys always get a good rock. Like 200... Double dice, double dice. Where's the pipe? Yes! It's good, man. It's got hoopify.
Starting point is 03:02:37 We're so fucking hot right now. Uh, chomper, right? Or no? Hoop-five dice are-on-low. Place up the two spaces ahead or behind. We want both of these, right? We get rid of the chomper, right? We get rid of the chomper, right? Isn't that the move?
Starting point is 03:02:56 I just hate to... Do you have a dollar? No, I do you have to... That's right. I got to play this game. Oh, Brandon, they're gonna' brother. But I am, I probably
Starting point is 03:03:11 I am like... I probably am not... Lachos and tolerance. All right, just this game. Alright, we're on. I'm Spike. Are you up on? We just don't get hit, right?
Starting point is 03:03:37 That's all we're trying to do. Start. Lay it on him. Remember if he tilts it upside down, he can submit you. Goofy, gawampo, hungry. Damn, I don't think so, buddy. You're just gonna start going rapid fire. Don't get on that. Don't get on...
Starting point is 03:03:59 Be careful. Oh, whoa. Watch out, Waluigi, watch out. Polita, go away. Yeah! Che-out, Spike. You know, was too into that. I don't know.
Starting point is 03:04:17 My name is really Spike. Your name is Spike. Your name is Spike. What did you know? He's hollering. Yeah, Ivo is how old. Why was he blending in? What are we out?
Starting point is 03:04:26 Where we got over there? Let me get that box here. There's some meat lovers, cheese, or Hawaiian. New turns. Don't. No, I thought whatever that one was. Oh, oh. Tody really wanted to work right now.
Starting point is 03:04:37 We're playing Canadian style, right? Yeah. We got meat lovers? Doge gets to finish the last 10 turns? No, silly. Canadian style? Can you call Greg and ask him about Hawaiian brothers? That's one.
Starting point is 03:04:52 Yeah, can you have, call him in and explain the Y in Broseph? Doidge, can't after this turn. I can't after this turn. We, got one. You got a wonder if it's the same toll up the door test and stuff we're gonna be like, what's wrong with us? We should be almost done, but so we have two more turns. Is everybody hitting the same wall that I just have two heads? Oh my fucking God.
Starting point is 03:05:32 Oh, another Bowser. What the fuck, here we go. DJ, get rid in here and do the Bowser. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Really? No, it isn't. Who's fucking with me? I was polishing.
Starting point is 03:05:51 Brandon had grease all over the controller. I was just polishing it off. How are you not with me? Because he handed it to me and you're eating cheesy bread. I'm not saying I want it to happen. No. But Deutsch quitting the game. And just actually need out of the whole thing right now.
Starting point is 03:06:07 No. That would be very funny. We'd start over, right? They're happy. How do we adjudicate that at the game crowd? Don't say adjudicate. It's too big of word. Yeah, we're gonna dumb down the language. So everybody on the street.
Starting point is 03:06:25 Lee's Scott Bowser's... I mean, now it's just like the worst. Wait, what happened? You're good, you're good. We just got Bowser shuffled and they put spike in our spot. That's devastating. So now they get the star, but they only have enough points. Now they're gonna have enough points.
Starting point is 03:06:42 gonna get that whole car right cold bro not what we want it on the game oh no what are you hitting a wall granted what is it what is the ribs the rice in ice cream what does that mean a wall it's it's maxed off these pods you want to put one down though what is it what is that space what does that mean star steel We can't get it out of the spot
Starting point is 03:07:20 Put it on our spot We'll go hit it You got moaning murder Are we forced to use it? What's good? What the fuck does the space do? We got nothing on us Hurry up!
Starting point is 03:07:35 I didn't know that. We get a star if they land that spot That's perfect. I don't know that. I thought you'd go to the space. Oh, beautiful, beautiful. Here we go. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:07:45 No way. I don't know. There's no way. I can't do it again. Don't do it again. Don't do it again. There's no way. It won't, they won't be like that.
Starting point is 03:07:54 41. Oh, do 41. Jackie Robinson Day. Jackie Robinson Day. There's no way. There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way. What was that?
Starting point is 03:08:06 I don't know. I guess there wasn't the way. I would they get the number again. I guess, well, we didn't get the number. That's the first number. Oh. Oh, now they know. Who knows what?
Starting point is 03:08:18 It's definitely 41. You definitely should have a greener. Oh, I didn't think of 40. Come on, Doge. Oh, Big Cock Quiz? Scareself. I hardly know her. Doge, I gotta go poop. You handle it for a while. Okay. No, we'll pause. We'll pause.
Starting point is 03:08:35 No, you won't. Poop break is ethical. Poop in here. You gotta pause it. Now, we will allow you to keep a star if you poop your pants. We should pause. You'll give you a star if you poop pants. Yep.
Starting point is 03:08:49 Two stars. Head out. You got to start. Yeah, you get, bro. I was just getting a feel for it. Okay, but... Bro, I'm not getting this one, Mark. I'm not getting this one.
Starting point is 03:09:17 I just get this one. I'm so good this one. I told you, Rochelle's in town. Definitely not doing anything more fun than this. We're having... How do you lose them? Yeah, this might be the long while, really? Oh.
Starting point is 03:09:40 I'm gonna lose this. I'm gonna lose this. Ha! Oh! throw me a pizza please put another slice on Cody because you asked for it has he in it no new turn Cody hasn't even touched his line that's it Liam looked at it and said I've never even seen that yes what was that you've never heard Hawaiian pizza that's not
Starting point is 03:10:34 I'll hear your Hawaiian Cody I'll hear your horn what can you pass me mincy's pants so I could wipe my hands there's five hundred dollars good we should wipe all Are those actually bands? Mincy Stain was just, uh, no, it was definitely just soap. Yeah, it was like a tripod or something. Yeah. No one wanted to believe it was a typhod.
Starting point is 03:11:00 No, that was straight jazz. I've seen... Oh, no, I dropped my Hawaiian pizza. Oh, fuck. You like orders? Oh, nothing. They attack, they attack an alligator. They attack alligators.
Starting point is 03:11:21 Nussure Shuffle Skips. What is that? Have Ebo about otters are bad at. There are otters are known to antagonize Krukha or... You might want to hang on to the penguins. But do they like kind of run all the time or...? Yeah. To Otters.
Starting point is 03:11:47 Mm-hmm. Do you see that video? Oh, there we go, Cody. 9? We had last month about the penguins to win away from the killer whales. God damn. Penguins are like that. How many star you guys have?
Starting point is 03:12:07 Star, zero. Star? Star? I'm gonna throw it a pizza back. Star? I'm gonna thank you for throwing it to me. What are your cookies for wine? I went through the local beach coconuts game and all they sold was Hawaiian pizza.
Starting point is 03:12:28 Should I buy this? The rape whistle? Yeah. Everybody should have a rape whistle. They should have a rape whistle. See this video? Yeah. So, this crocodile doesn't even have a tail.
Starting point is 03:12:47 It's like defenseless. Look at these guys. And these odd are you savages? They're just harassing. Look, look all these guys. They just leave me alone. And look, they surround him. Those are long as you found savages.
Starting point is 03:13:01 Bro, look, they're trolling. Look at them. What? Dude, you got a look. I did. Look, they're trolling. Cody, I'm not there. A thousand coins, read, three thousand coins.
Starting point is 03:13:15 Thousand coins, let's go. Lose the star. Cody, I'm not good at this game. You have a lot. He gave us coins. But now we're good. You guys would have zero stars anyway. We don't have stuff.
Starting point is 03:13:33 I'm saying if we want to stole up you. No, don't, don't do us like. Yeah, no, that's so crazy shit. We're not listening to that. We're even. Can you throw me a paper towel? That was insane how last month the Knicks fans, they all got stuck outside and they kept being told to go to a different entrance. And their video is actually great...
Starting point is 03:14:02 Thousands of people couldn't get into the game. The police keep saying they don't know how the protocol works. That's pretty fucked up. Like, they're gonna ruin that game against the guy. There's like lines, like it's hordes of people down 7th Avenue. Really? Get into MSG, I'm gonna pick it out. It was nuts when at half time they had the flight crew basketball guys that Joe Popper camp when they did donts.
Starting point is 03:14:24 He did one. He did backflip. He did like a... Like him and Zoron recreated the Dwayne Wade and a Ron L.U picture. Mm-hmm. Oh, we're on the long way. Ben Stiller caught on his camera, so I was sick. Yeah, and Timmy Chalemay was there when he was black.
Starting point is 03:14:43 He was having sex with Pauline. What? What? Seven, that's a great roll. Great roll. Give me all the... Oh, yeah! To the fucking box, man. Is that 20 of that things?
Starting point is 03:14:58 Oh, no. Oh, we did it the other. Come on, come, we've been coin fiends all game. I think we're gonna get the 1,000 coins here. I really do. We don't have a shot. Revolution. Revolution.
Starting point is 03:15:18 That's... That was tough. That's... It's karma. That we're even... That's karma. That's tough. Oh no. We have to get to the stars back.
Starting point is 03:15:30 That was literally the one thing we could have. Where's he throwing us? That was tough. Now we're nipping at your heels. That was like we could have got any... That was tough. Take half our coins, Bowser. It's fine. Give one more. Wash away my sorrows.
Starting point is 03:15:53 Yeah. Toss a cinnamon at me. Mark, will your parents go to bed? Hello team wait. Are you bowser? How do you do this? Deutsch? Deutch? Yeah, I'm just trying to get you bowser. Yep. We're a team. When I pedal, we start, we go to the left. When you pedal, we go to the right. Does that make sense? How do you pedal? Like this? Like you're rotating like bicycle tire. Yeah, let's start. I'm starting to think Brand's not coming back.
Starting point is 03:16:31 Okay, see if you go, if you go right now. Yeah, let's start. Spike. All right, let's start. I feel like I'm not moving at all. Spike, let's start. Should I be holding something down? Yeah, like, think like this, like a crank out.
Starting point is 03:16:47 Like cranking. You have cranking? Let's start. Okay. Next time we play in like four hours, let's not do the help before the main. I'm gonna need you to have to there, guys. You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 03:17:05 I don't like the hell. You got it. Let us. All right, let up. Let up, read. Let up a little. Let up. Okay, now go.
Starting point is 03:17:15 Oh, hold on. Now go. Go, Reed. Domination. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. That was huge. Yeah, dude, Titus.
Starting point is 03:17:27 We were looking rolling on that. That was awesome. That was good chemistry. That's it? Big half. You didn't even touch your Hawaiian. Six slices. How was that garlic sauce?
Starting point is 03:17:40 The garlic sauce is so weird. You got to compliment on that? No, I didn't make it. 250 calories in the garlic sauce. So they kind of want to like, yo, I appreciate it. Did you bring him the garlic sauce? Yeah. All right, Doidge.
Starting point is 03:17:59 I saw that. Yeah, Doidge. No way. I'll be honest. This should be playing its turn. I don't think you should be. Brandon's gotta get naked. Is Bowser just a Deutsch like merchant?
Starting point is 03:18:16 A Deutsch merchant? A Deutsch merchant? Yeah. The Deutsch is playing with him is good. Brandon plays with him, he's terrible. But we're in third. I'm not really sure why. We play the... Like, we have three stars, but we have seven stars analytically.
Starting point is 03:18:35 You're expected stuff. I expect the stars with anything. You know what I'm saying? Chat. All the other teams don't know that there might be a sticker bonus. And I'm going to play the most stickers and get it. You're all taking to me one else.
Starting point is 03:19:04 We'll volunteer. I don't know what's going to. You're stealing coins. You can't steal a star. You don't have enough to steal it. You can take coins from Pauline. Taking them from Pauline. She's got infinite out.
Starting point is 03:19:17 What, man, I feel like a shred is not working as well. No, I feel like... Adley Rutton in the life U.S. currency on my... Brandon, we're in second. Yeah, they have. Four stars. How? Dude, no bullshit, Brandon was ordering...
Starting point is 03:19:41 I want a beer. ...no bullshit Brandon was ordering burgers in life. No bullshit Brandon was ordering burgers. Brandon Burger Walker. Press A, please. Oh, call Greg now. Oh, that was us. I didn't know that was us, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 03:19:57 It's okay. You got to ask them about Hawaii, bro. What did we just do? You guys got a star. You're second place now. You got a star and... They got a thousand point challenge. Deutsch went crazy while you're gone, I'll be honest.
Starting point is 03:20:09 Should I just leave? Should I go home? Should I just go home to my house? Just leave and go home to my house? I also might just leave on my house. Shall I leave and go home to my house? Where am close? perfect world this is our last turn and instead we have ten more double dice
Starting point is 03:20:26 yeah keep us in there Deutsch perfect it really it becomes a grind this is a grind why did we do the yeah no the 30 turns was a bad idea no the 30 turns was a bad idea no let's go here we go they counted us out they counted us out they counted us out When you're playing competitive Mario. And Cota, it's gone! For a good reason. It's good reason. You just...
Starting point is 03:20:58 That's fine. Yeah. That's fine. You got eight more fucking spots today. You might want to flip math. I would open it. Yeah, open that. I would open it up.
Starting point is 03:21:11 Open that bitch up. You can open that big up. Yeah. That big gap? Yeah. What happened? They used the key. And that big gap?
Starting point is 03:21:22 You know the bolt. Tony, go get Reid. Here you got a new thing. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Steel star! We're taking it from Paul. Go to Star.
Starting point is 03:21:34 Go to Star. Go to Star. Go to Star. Read. You got to go down a Star. You're on coins right now. No, no, no, no. Spike has five.
Starting point is 03:21:52 Do Paulian. Yeah, Spike didn't fuck you over once. Oh, Spike's a good guy now. Yeah. You can do random. You could do random. You could do random. That's gone to
Starting point is 03:22:04 That's fucked up That's unbelievable Welcome to the Mario party Welcome to a motherfucking Mario party What do you have over there? They got five What? Cinnamon?
Starting point is 03:22:35 Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Cineamine? Is this a slice of pie? Get some pizza We're on team pizza here. Yeah, that's good. Needed?
Starting point is 03:22:46 No, we're not viewing the board. Come on. Come on. Go to the board. Go back. Dude, come on. What kind is on that button? Meat load.
Starting point is 03:22:59 Go right. You want to slide? I go that way. Go right. Yeah, go right. Oh, let's see. You just gave a star.
Starting point is 03:23:06 What? Good job, Reeb. Good fucking job, Reed. Way to go, buddy. You fucking dumb asshole. You fucking dumb asshole. That should have been the word. is basically lost 50 points.
Starting point is 03:23:31 You're welcome. Oh, good job saying to put the trap out. We still know. We helped you. This team. We took their coins and we helped you. Yeah. I'm still out of that.
Starting point is 03:23:43 All right. Try double. A lion. Yeah, until they fuck it again. Oh, look at them stuck in now. No, they're going to fuck you. You stupid idiots over there. That was insane.
Starting point is 03:23:54 Oh my God. What a game. Oh. Well, you still got main game. I think he took mine last time. Well, you got to play another one of the Star Trek. Oh, Walt? This is the best pizza I've ever had.
Starting point is 03:24:10 Stop on those pizza! No way. I've never had the meat lovers. You've had the best ribs and best ice cream and... The best pizza I've ever had. I've never had a meat lover before. Doge, is this the greatest day of your life? What are we doing?
Starting point is 03:24:29 What are we doing? Let's go. Let's go open the ball. Pick up. Pick a lane. Pick a lane. Let's gamble. Let's go gamble. I know. Y'all could have taken it from the people that we're leading. We're gambling.
Starting point is 03:24:43 How good player are you thinking, Teach. What do you think? It can't be 41. It can't be 41. 41 or 41? What do you think about that? I know what it is. I love nine.
Starting point is 03:24:57 I love nine too. But I think 41. What are like, like if it's 41. Wait, Rand, how old are you? It's 40. 47. All right, it's got to be seven. 41.
Starting point is 03:25:06 It's 44. Yeah. Hoopify. Hoopify. Read. Where to fucking go, Reed. 41. 41.
Starting point is 03:25:30 This is your last fucking day almost. It's your last fucking day almost. No, he's not. No. Do you have no pride, Cody? Like, what the fuck's your problem? What's the fuck's your problem? You have no pride at all?
Starting point is 03:25:45 I didn't do it. You're cheering? sat by when he did it. It's my teammate. Of course, we have his back. You could stab it. Right?
Starting point is 03:25:52 He's going to leave this room and be gone forever. You got to be here. He's on the show tomorrow. If you're watching this. Tomorrow's in fucking a month. This is outrageous. Hurry the fuck up.
Starting point is 03:26:05 Yeah, you take a shop up. This game is. That's ridiculous. It's just, if we, if we played the three of us, 30 turns, we'd been done. I'd be at home. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:26:15 41. Well, you won't be at home. I shouldn't leave. I certainly. The code was double. I truly don't understand what takes their turn so. Random ones. All the stars that we're getting.
Starting point is 03:26:25 Every single fucking turn just takes for- Go! Go, just pick wad, Jesus, it! Oh, and here they go, 15 corners. Yeah, then you get that. Now they have to decide. Which one to get rid of. Now we talk that over.
Starting point is 03:26:39 Now we pause. Yeah. Dude, we play the thing. Alright, look how quick we go. Go. Look how quick we go. Well, you're not going fast. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 03:26:49 Why would you put it there? What you mean why would we use this? Just put it right there. Just fine. Oh my god, what the fuck was that? That's you bounced on it twice and exploded. It's about how many it would take. Yeah, it would have happened to any less.
Starting point is 03:27:25 Perfect call. It's on fire. Actually insane foresight for Blumption. Oh my God. Give me domination. I want to play domination. We have to convert. have to get some stars.
Starting point is 03:27:42 Domination. We should have... Oh, sandwich! Brandon does not... Yeah! Brandon does not lose the mini games, though. No, I don't. Wait, I just got crushed by sandwich.
Starting point is 03:27:55 This is one Brandon... I got crushed by sandwich. This is Brandon's fucking... What are we... We're just moving out of the way of the sandwich? Yep. That's all I'm doing, moving out of the way? A dream or a nightmare for me.
Starting point is 03:28:06 Oh, my gosh. Oh! This is... It's not the game. Do I just extract it? No. Oh, my God. Brandon goes to bed and this is a little.
Starting point is 03:28:14 My falling huge All right, let's start. Watch out for the egg salad. Watch out for falling sandwiches. Oh no, Oh no. Oh, no. Egg salad.
Starting point is 03:28:30 Oh, shoot, I was so bad. Paul Lee. Great jump, Ray. I was not focused. Egg salad. Pauline is already out? Yeah, I wasn't focused. I was giggled.
Starting point is 03:28:39 Oh, you're gonna be stuck. Stay out of the valley. George, I fucking got that, dude. This is Brandon's game. Oh, come! Gran is... Oh, no, it's... Excelled!
Starting point is 03:28:56 Hey, cute. But I'm Spite just sitting there. Yeah, we're chilling. How's Spite just sitting there? Eat your way through it. This ain't right! Now he's moving, okay. Oh.
Starting point is 03:29:17 I mean, Spike thing has to be broken. This game's fucking horse shit. Maybe you should have brain-rodded with... Brandon, just go for a chance time and you're back. I don't know what that means. It's a spot where you've got. swap entire bank these were going good to that piece of shit joined who picked him i had who has re i picked him i picked him i brought him in here i'm sorry
Starting point is 03:29:41 oh how you see his name pretty good michael adds three to eight to the dice roll doesn't not even that big of a deal but i'll see you goodbye two times shut up here we go wait it's your turn we're we could we could put that star trap out You know, just somewhere. They'll never expect it there. Do not take the staircase. All right, here we go. Look.
Starting point is 03:30:35 We are down four stars. Hey, Greg. What's the deal with Hawaiian bros and the Royals? Yeah, can you hold up to the mic so we can all hear? Tell them I'm asleep. Ah. Nice chair. There's a takeout restaurant.
Starting point is 03:31:15 There's nothing in there. there's literally nothing in there. Have you broke that since? Hey, tell Greg that Reed, uh, snake us. Reed, Reed, Reed's a traitor.
Starting point is 03:31:28 What'd you do? What'd, who do? I, I stole, uh, a star from him. It's gonna come to him.
Starting point is 03:31:37 Tell you know what team Patrick Wisdom is currently on? I know, it's, wait, are we gonna land on your trap? Um, yep. Oh,
Starting point is 03:31:44 fuck. The Mariners. The Mariners? Never. Greg, I know what team is Patrick Wisdom on? Patrick Wisdom, because he puts in the MLB with team as he all broke as hell. Shit, we got money, Teesh. I said I was going to say cops, but that is a son right?
Starting point is 03:32:08 He doesn't know. Okay. No, we're trying to figure it out. Just come the fuck on, dude. Go left to get Mario. We're going back to playing Mario party. All right, boy. Yeah,
Starting point is 03:32:19 Another mini game Three more hours of mini games This will be out in a month, Greg No spoilers, Greg Wait, wait The Royalty Alright, you're gonna have to be hitting the A button Let's give us through here
Starting point is 03:32:36 What if Greg's no longer alive If Greg's no longer with us We still air this He choked on like a hot pocket What am Greg? What are Greg? If you die, can we still put this out?
Starting point is 03:32:54 If you die, Greg. This is hot. We can. Or if Greg's on. Do not eat the hot pocket, Greg's on to catch a predator. Chris Hanson sits him down in like two weeks. We'll have to cut it then. Hey, Greg, why do you take a seat?
Starting point is 03:33:12 What are those wine coolers? What'd you bring the wine coolers for to meet up for the 13 years? Deutsch. Okay. Well, fucking Deutsch. All right, everybody focus. All right, we got a, we gotta be in Scott. Why is Mario going?
Starting point is 03:33:28 All right, you're jumping to the leaf. All right. Jumping to the league. You got that? Oh, yeah. This man knows how I'll jump to a fucking league. Remember how bad Greg doesn't performance was here in Lago? We're jumping to Leaps, okay?
Starting point is 03:33:40 Yeah, yeah. Wait, are you playing Mario? Greg's looking a little. And why does everybody get advantages? Because he landed on the gym. Shut up. We never got it. Oh, this is, these are all just bunch of classics.
Starting point is 03:33:54 All right. We're about to play a thousand games. Yep. Go. Three, two. Get up that leaf. Yes. Get up that leaf, boy.
Starting point is 03:34:03 Oh, come. What do you just get up the wood? Toy! Now you're in the groove. Now you're in the groove. Oh, no. Oh! You're out of the groove.
Starting point is 03:34:13 Get back on the groove. You want it. How bad do you want it, Ma? Doge, are you? How bad do you want it? Toy! How bad? You want it so bad.
Starting point is 03:34:27 My shell is weighing me down. Oh! It's not fair. Just jumping games are not. I'm gonna just choke that. You tight spike. Oh, I was so close to a choke. How?
Starting point is 03:34:37 I'm higher, 114. There's no way, dude. Let's go. What is, what is any of this means? It's a point system, Brandon. We're still going? Okay. All right, this is, you just gotta stay on.
Starting point is 03:34:53 Stay on the ball. Get them, Doge, you got, you're bigger than them. Doge! Only get one life. Oh, get you out. Come on, Polita! Yeah! All right, 101.
Starting point is 03:35:25 One-on-one with the computer mock. Mario's a bitch. Come on, Maude. Yeah. He's just toying with him. Mario's got heart. Come on. Mario's got heart.
Starting point is 03:35:38 Bang him. Bang him out. Bang him out. Bang him out, Marr. Deutsch, we're in trouble. Oh, second. We're good. Doge just wreck somebody else.
Starting point is 03:35:59 You got to win this one. What is this one? We're in first. Come on. Close us out. Do we even qualify for this one? Close us out. Shy guy is going to raise a flag.
Starting point is 03:36:08 You have to raise the St. Raise the St. There you might fake you like this all time with his dog There we go good He might go like this Good Go ahead now Oh oh I got songed I got song
Starting point is 03:36:36 That's that fair Dog Tj I won more mini game one more mini game I think that's a tie They just murder those people They're not good that's not enough for them to win Yeah they is Oh they got the bonus that's crazy
Starting point is 03:37:06 Big bonus We barely lost that, George. Oh, baby. What? Damn. Oh, you got songs. I got songs. I got songs.
Starting point is 03:37:16 We all got songs. Do you get stars from that? No? You could buy two stars if you land on it. Oh, all right. I got songs. I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. May he, who has never been songs, cast the first song.
Starting point is 03:37:29 He didn't even, you didn't even do that on purpose. You got double songs. And it just songed your way. Yeah, you songed your way into a game sucks a circle. And ended up where you're supposed to. Oh Another mini game? Alright
Starting point is 03:37:44 Oh my god, Brandon Just you guys Alright A no more mini games You probably want that Treasure chest right Alright Yeah whatever you
Starting point is 03:37:54 I'm done, I'm lost Yeah Tj is closer to him Hop right, top right Oh I didn't see where the other one went though Smart Oh the pleasure chest Yeah Okay good
Starting point is 03:38:14 anything is. Are you killing it this? It's fine. That was really... You literally uncovered every item. Yeah. I can't believe Mario wants to hang out with you losers. Yeah, we fucking suck. Dude, I mean, he's too short for Pauline anyway. Mario.
Starting point is 03:38:33 What the wrong? Oh my god. This is insane. This is insane. This is actually insane. It's August 15. It's August 15. Let's just call it at 20.
Starting point is 03:38:50 You have no ethics. I'm trying to play blood. Thanks guys. So just go to the shop hop box? We should wait. This is ridiculous. Look, I'm going quick, Mock. I'm just skipping through.
Starting point is 03:39:16 Bye-bye. Thank you. Oh, no. That was worst-case scenario, too. That was bad luck. Oh, this is good. We're going to have a more than a week for it. Fuck, we're gonna be down a star, we'll only have seven.
Starting point is 03:39:41 You guys just wanna spike the video? You have no chance to win. Yeah, and you just ruin other people's chances to win. I'd be singing the blues too if I were you. Yes, yes. We're so back, Blutman. Some of us are investigated. Fuck.
Starting point is 03:39:55 And for the rest are two of these. That second round of Mario Carp is probably unnecessary. Yeah, absolutely. And maybe the horse race too. Absolutely. The horse race was necessary. Did not need it all. Horse race was unnecessary.
Starting point is 03:40:08 No, that was necessary. Alright, here we go. I think we should have done 10 turns instead of 30. Go ahead. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 03:40:17 Oh. We got to go back. We got to go back. We are so back. We got to go back. What you guys did to us was pretty fucked up. It was fucked up. Yes, you did.
Starting point is 03:40:28 You were cheering. Yes, you did. It's my teammate. That doesn't make it wrong. doesn't mean he's a good person. It was for the game. How was it for the game? I brought you in here. I brought you in. I said, read, we need you.
Starting point is 03:40:41 We need you. We're going to make an alliance, and they were up way big. And they were up. They dated it to us, too. Yeah, they did it to us too. You don't fuck me. In response to them fucking you, you fuck me. Yeah, you're angry. So you fuck the people that didn't fuck you.
Starting point is 03:41:00 Don't look at the math at where you like. Don't look at the map. We're not map-lookers. We're not map-lookers, T.J. We're not map-lookers. We're the only ones to play ethical ball. We play clean ball. You're going to, are thinking about quitting.
Starting point is 03:41:15 Yeah. I say gut-check, use your gut. Can we have your starts? You're making us look. You will never have anything. I'm not coming to your wedding. I didn't go to your wedding two weeks ago. I'm never going to your wedding.
Starting point is 03:41:28 Yeah, yeah. I probably wanted to have a little. We wouldn't. I thought you weren't. Maplookers. I don't like that you look. Why are you saying like it's like, get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here.
Starting point is 03:41:38 I don't like that you look. You don't have to get ten. You can go to that. Come, get out of here. Get out of here. What do you go right here? I don't like that you look. It's like, we should wear some questions.
Starting point is 03:41:49 I wouldn't. I wouldn't let you gnaw on the bones of our riblets. No. How do I not, I don't want to look? What's going on? It's making, it's making me look. If he was starving, die.
Starting point is 03:42:03 No, I wouldn't even let you gna on the rib-knit bones that I have over here. And he's begging. Yeah, I wouldn't even let him have one of these little riblet bones. No, no. If a first choice was his death or something of very minor inconvenience for me.
Starting point is 03:42:18 He was the one that did it. I didn't like the look on your face when it took place. No. And everything he does, you do. Your team. Everything Deutsch does, I do. Why are you feeling?
Starting point is 03:42:29 I can honestly say, The only two people who haven't fucked anybody today? These two. No, I think we go this way. Because if we go this way... Who did I fuck? How is it still your turn? I'll fuck you if you want.
Starting point is 03:42:40 Oh, good call. Come on. Cody, come on. Cody, come on. Cody, we all see guests to... Pause. All right, now you have a big decision. Yeah, go up in the vault.
Starting point is 03:42:52 Wait. No, there's nothing in the vault. There's a star in the vault. Fucking go somewhere. They just lost two. There's two stars in the balls. Yeah, dummy. It's probably just six seven again.
Starting point is 03:43:00 You should just guess six seven. I ain't no fucking way. Ain't no fucking way. What do you want to guess? There's so many stars in there. How would that be? You can't hit three times in a row. Damn.
Starting point is 03:43:13 Oh, they get a second guess. Okay, let's talk this out. Do it. Do it again. You got to do it again. 11. What do you think about A3? Or A1, A1.
Starting point is 03:43:25 E1. E.1? E.1. Coby? No, they're not doing that. Yeah, they are. It's crazy. Bam on a bio. 3.
Starting point is 03:43:30 83. 83. Damn. Bad guessing. Bad guessing. Bad guessing. Bad guessing. I just don't know how to do you think.
Starting point is 03:43:39 Let's just got a custom nice walk back. Yeah. How are you, are you cheating? What is going on? We took Mario. Wait a minute. What do you mean? How am I cheating?
Starting point is 03:43:49 It's like the guy that you press your love. Oh, oh, yeah. Let's get, uh. How is this story like that? Your guy's choice. Yeah. Come on. Your guys just turns last for a bit.
Starting point is 03:44:01 I didn't know what it was going to be that time. What would it? Call Greg again. He's got to like, what the fuck? We incorporate Greg as a shotgun of beer for certain things. Front cut. Front cut. George is all you right here.
Starting point is 03:44:17 Let me cutting. Front gut. It was your teammate. Ooh. What do you do the saw? You get in the middle. Do it's in the middle. Okay.
Starting point is 03:44:25 All right. You go right. You go right. Reed did have something playing for that. and it was cooking a steak tonight. Oh, I think they got you. And he asked the subtle for watching prize. Oh, it's like multiple steaks.
Starting point is 03:44:37 It's three steaks and then it tells you who is closer. Okay, all right. Oh, it's like minty closer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. It's like minty clamor. Right here. Yeah, right here. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:44:47 All right, we got it. We got it. Oh, look at that mismatched piece right, start. All right, all right. And one more. All right, no. Right. That's a fake middle.
Starting point is 03:44:56 That's a fake. Just play. Doi. Start. I have a white, I need to get home. Oh, that thing's, you know what to go. You know where to go. You know why he's going standing.
Starting point is 03:45:08 You're all right. You're right. You're right. You both go right. Right there. Deutsch, George, go this way. Go this right. Doge, go.
Starting point is 03:45:17 That's a good. Look at theirs and look at the first time he stood all game. Oh, okay. You're prime fun. Wait. You gotta get off center of each other. A little left, a little left. Back, back.
Starting point is 03:45:29 What are you? Oh, that's good. That's, oh, can you guys do it to the side, too? Oh, my God. That's a good cut of meat. I don't think so. I think you're fucked. You get it all the way on the side.
Starting point is 03:45:39 Oh, that's what is. The boomerang, the boomer and cut. Yeah, you go left a little bit. You go far left. Go far left. Yeah, like that. Go far left. Oh, boomer right.
Starting point is 03:45:48 Oh, that's good. That's a good cut. That's a good cut. Oh, Mark moved. That was terrible. You moved with the last time. He's fucking with you. He was fucking with you all time.
Starting point is 03:45:58 50-50. Come on, go. What? Joe me 50-50. Oh, my guys just lost some better cutters. That's what you have. That's good. That's good. You boomerang cut it to left.
Starting point is 03:46:12 Who eats their steak with flowers and a tomato? What is our record in minigames? We've choked away a few of them. Wait, why did you stand for me? You haven't won a minigame in four hours. How is it still turn 20? Yeah, it hasn't been a wild.
Starting point is 03:46:27 Because Titius said it had to be the biggest. event ever. Listen, the last time we played Mario Party, it did Numbies, and I thought more turns is more Numbies. All right, let's call Greg, and Greg is the shot on three. I'm about sick of fucking Greg. There's no guarantee he works here when this comes out. He can be dead.
Starting point is 03:46:44 I want Greg to be the shot clock. That's fair. That is fair. All right, here we're going. All right, one, two, double dice. You want double dice? You want to probably in a lone way? Double dice.
Starting point is 03:47:02 Stop doing that. Chad likes it. All right, all right. We're down. When we got booed. Chuck said? We're going to close. Should we put the game on?
Starting point is 03:47:11 Yeah, is there our remote over there? I was walking like you guys. Dump. Here, I'm late at you doing here. I need an identical looking to this without. You should go guess the ball, Brandon. Hey, T.J. Are those Pauline sounds okay for you? Oh, Deutsch.
Starting point is 03:47:41 Yep. You want to go guess the ball? Somebody. Who do you want to go guess the ball? You can take the lead. You can take the lead. Yep, yep. Ivo, you write a note somewhere the next time we do this, don't play Mario Kart.
Starting point is 03:47:52 Okay, yeah. Do 20 turns. Adam Schultz. Dude, Adam, Bill, is talking to Adam. That's crazy. Is it? Yes. I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 03:48:02 Ernie Johnson works for TNZ, though. Must it. Use that shit. All right. Here we go, George. It's our turn now. All right. What do you think?
Starting point is 03:48:10 I think it's 56. What? Why? They just have a funny feeling. It's six, seven. again. Oh, you get another guest. How? No, you know, you're asking. Next time around. What, can I go back now? How are you?
Starting point is 03:48:28 Oh, you left. You left. You're a... Oh, yeah. You were right as it. You're a part of it. Now you're against him. Good his ass. What I do? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Cody. I'll go home.
Starting point is 03:48:43 Hey, Cody, once in the last him of your grapple to the ground, man? It's been a while. It's been a while. What a suit on her? We're all turning against each other guys. Team UFC fighting here? I feel like we've been in here. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:48:57 You all would grapple? We're two-thirds of the way through the game. This is crazy. It's 7.04. It's only 7.04? What time did be? I thought it was like 11 o'clock at night. That's 3 hours and 50 minutes in.
Starting point is 03:49:11 That's good. We can play a double-header one of these things. Oh my goodness. I mean, we should just sleep. Wait, what if we just did a 10 hours for a mushroom show? I think we are doing that. Spin the bottle. Okay.
Starting point is 03:49:28 I don't want anything. Just, you know. The only people that are telling me that I'm wrong about my taco take, by the way, are white people. I haven't had one Hispanic person jaja at me, so. That's not true. The chat was jod jada. Dude, they were white people, do. No brothers either?
Starting point is 03:49:45 Just white? Just white. Call Greg. Call Greg. Do you think. Yeah, call Greg up. Yeah, this is a Greg take for sure. Greg?
Starting point is 03:49:55 No, no, no, Greg Hoden. Oh, okay. Yeah, call Greg. Coden up. Yeah, call Greg, which one? Brandon, your turn is taking Fred. I'm trying, get out of it. Wait, wait, wait, Titus, you call your Greg.
Starting point is 03:50:11 You call your Greg. It won't like get him to meet like two puppies. Greg only dates black shit. Greg Hogan or Greg? Green Greg. Is that true? Yeah, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:50:24 Green Greg has never been with a black chick. He's exclusively with black chicks. Black and Hispanic chick. That's not exclusive then. Oh, you're fuck. He proposed women of color. He has a losing style. Everyone's face on the round.
Starting point is 03:50:41 Yeah, dude, someone call it. Call him. Can we get Green Greg face to face me? Who would be the funniest person, baby? All your favorite guy. I don't have a Greg. Wait. Just, no, call one of your buddies and then call Greg and be like, Greg, my buddy, uh, big bars and
Starting point is 03:50:59 fan, he said really wanted to talk to you. See my counselor tag. Greg Oden and Greg would be pretty good. Face to face. Oh, a thousand coins. Uh, oh. Piece of shit. Oh, there's no way.
Starting point is 03:51:18 Somme. You just got soft. No, we just, we just, we just, we just received a thousand coins. He sawed you. He songed you. Bouser sunk your ass. It's set on the screen. I know, he's lying. We should get this guy like a fake lottery ticket, so he'll fall for anything. I call you, boys. Let's go win the fucking lottery. He just went twice.
Starting point is 03:51:57 I got my mind. It's on fire. Oh, my God. And then we can use the hobby. That must be rock bottom. That's asked me. You can't get worse. Bottom. I really thought yesterday. And you did too. Zong bottom.
Starting point is 03:52:13 Like, we needed that, you know. Hey, Yandel said he's given an award for Sanka the Year. That might be it. Sonsk. Pouser is getting Sanka the Year. Sank. All right.
Starting point is 03:52:26 Win it, T. No. No way they double six, seven. All right. What are you thinking? It was already grand. Dude, you got to pick the seven. You got it.
Starting point is 03:52:36 I think. That would be seven six. What's Traymond thing? Wait for Connor, 76. I think it's 96. What do you think? I think it's probably 16. And it's, you're 250.
Starting point is 03:52:50 It's not Ben Simmons, silly goof. Yeah. Huge. My, I think it's... You can't... You think it's yourself, but we gotta get back there. We have to find out there. I can't believe we...
Starting point is 03:53:03 We got it on the first ride twice. We're good. We are so far from it. Love me, we're in the final 10 turns now. Yeah, 15 points. Alright. You gotta know that. Stop it!
Starting point is 03:53:16 I just know the script player. Wait. You're an ass. Wait. Wait. How do we get there? Can I just look around? No, it's, we're right in front of it.
Starting point is 03:53:27 Bro, I roll the... Oh, so we're behind there? Yeah, just roll the normal desk. Why would they put it on there? Probably like a seven. Song. No. No.
Starting point is 03:53:38 Dude, do you think the thousand coins are in the vault? Fast forward, look at that, look at that move by me, fast forward. Where are they put him, dude? Where do you want to put it? Two spine, two spines. Alright, a little tempo now, little tempo. Yeah, probably creepy dice block. We should put time limits on turns the rest of the way.
Starting point is 03:53:58 Yeah, like three minute max. We're in the main game. Let's just start, let's just start. No one practice. Oh, we didn't even, no more, right? No one practice. Alright, yeah, cage catch, no practice. You don't need practice.
Starting point is 03:54:15 Everyone's played me. All right, let's start, let's start. Alright, fuck it, let's go. You gotta avoid those magic cards? Yeah, let's start. Who's doing it? Oh, magic card. They're sure, you're- I'm dropping it.
Starting point is 03:54:30 Shut up, DJ. You guys are trying to catch Cody. I'm not playing. Wait. Ha-ha. Ha ha. Yep, yep, you got it. Got it.
Starting point is 03:54:40 Yeah, there you go. Right now hit back. What? What? What? That was the most captured anyone ever been. That was the most captured ever. That was the most captured ever.
Starting point is 03:55:01 Oh, I got captured. Oh, you got song and captured. What a terrible turn. Damn, bad turn. You're in the window of a pet shop right now, man. right now, man. You're just a sucker. They captured him, put him for sale.
Starting point is 03:55:19 A lot of game luck. A lot of game luck. You guys still have zero? Bro, you've zero stars? There is not a lot of game luck. You've never had more than one star. You've never possessed more than one star. Oh, a boy.
Starting point is 03:55:34 Oh, a 10. Oh, that's a max roll. About past the four hour mark, boys. That's it. We can get through this in five. There's a lot of fucking... Alright, let's hurry up. Tap it, tap it, tap it.
Starting point is 03:55:53 Uh, uh. Is that bo-a-uh-uh-uh-uh. Friend, why just go grab someone out there and replace you? Oh, when did the Tic-Coy? Unlike you, Blutman, I was on Wub this morning. Oh, no. There's only one golden night span on you. Oh, no.
Starting point is 03:56:13 Twice. See a star. That's another star gone. Two stars. Two stars gone. We need the thousand coin, roulette. Two stars gone. They're lying about the thousand coins. We're chilling, though. Oh, 100 stars. Oh, come on. That's gotta be legit. Receive 100 stars. Hit the button door.
Starting point is 03:56:30 Hit the button. Hit the fuck. Wait. We're not getting sucked. Somme. Oh, Shade, you might get for real this time. Oh, do you catch your movie to get received a thousand? Receive 100 stars? No!
Starting point is 03:57:08 Lose anything. We got sunk, bro. We don't lose anything, we're good. You dumb asses, honestly thought you were going to get 100 stars? Yo, pizza. So stupid. Who is the blue guy from public? I'm annoyed.
Starting point is 03:57:31 Who is that? I'm going to roll T. Domino's mascot. Where do you come from? The 80s. He's Domino from WWE's Deuce and Domino. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 03:57:42 Are you doing it? Yeah. Oh, one's short of the star. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Go to the ball! We're going to the star. We're gonna get it.
Starting point is 03:57:52 We're gonna get it. Dude, if you don't get for it, we're going to the ball. You have two shots. They don't know the ball. How many stars are in the vault? No, it's not 60. Alright, what do you think? Fuck.
Starting point is 03:58:04 66? They would have two, two. Oh my god. You just not. Oh! We shot! We stopped! Oh my God!
Starting point is 03:58:16 No way! How are you so bad at this? You guys. Can't count beyond two? One, two? What comes after two, bro? We gotta be massive. We gotta go to the ball. Yeah, we gotta go.
Starting point is 03:58:32 We gotta go. We have to get to the ball. How do we get that, though? Oh, how do we get that? I don't know. I don't know, we gotta find a way there. We gotta get there. We can purchase two items.
Starting point is 03:58:45 Yeah. No, sweetie. Yeah, no. Play catch for yourself tonight. Yeah, right. Play catch with yourself. Go ahead and play catch and then... Cody.
Starting point is 03:58:59 Cody. He's joking. It's not a point. We're trying to go home, bro. He's a take to the ball. Oh, really? Everybody's like a accent. It's not me.
Starting point is 03:59:11 He lost the tooth, huh? All right, well, put it. Get them just one out and we'll just do the tooth carry. Cody, every time... I've never given an atomic webbie before, Cody. I think about how... If your mom needs a surgery, if your mom needs a surgery, you're going down. All right.
Starting point is 03:59:26 Love you. That's underpants over the top of the head. What if Cody's not married? Yeah, you get there in the altar leaving. That's what happens. Oh, my God. Hurry up. Cody, you got to hurry.
Starting point is 03:59:37 Cody, you got to go. You got to go. This is taking fucking forever. Also, you don't even have any stars. This is like the worst player on a bench just taking forever. Yeah. My fucking nuts, Brandon. This is not my fucking nuts, Cody.
Starting point is 03:59:52 This is why I didn't go to your wedding. Oh, I'm going to this wedding. Gregs from the past. Hey, hey. Don't bring up stuff in the past like that. That was a week ago. Oh, you might feel like a shot. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 04:00:07 Oh, that wasn't a song. Get comfortable, everybody. That wasn't a soul in my shop. Get something next turn on the song. Oh, here we go. Oh, Ty is what they lay. Tias what they land on our steel star. We go to shop up?
Starting point is 04:00:38 Or you could do... We could not in the game goal first place. See which way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm stopping us. You need a big. Shop hop or next round, so it doesn't matter we like. Oh, I'll let me buy one thing. Just look where we get us.
Starting point is 04:00:52 Look where this is landing. No. That wasn't a real star, bro. Yeah, what? No. The Bowser? Aida's Bowser. Yeah, go left.
Starting point is 04:01:02 Oh. Go left. Yeah, go left. Mark Mark it's this mock yeah we have to we have to get past what we have to get past their steel oh I don't know so what do you want to do so what do you want to do 10 10 right here right that sounds lovely yeah now and let's purchase some stuff absolutely got to always do always do always always got to get snacks for the road trip always got to get some snacks
Starting point is 04:02:04 yeah spider okay yeah tell him I'll see him in a second oh no spider's not there silly yeah are you hallucinated are we going are we going yeah traps are so good yeah how about we buy four do you have y'all see my looky blotman costume I'm not gonna put it on okay I'm gonna put on my looking but my gosh it's fucking good my my two more of those if we can I don't be more of us oh we pass the other star or the other store
Starting point is 04:02:41 I go right yeah it's every time with these guys man we play so quick oh look at us it's a me with a mawio one he doesn't say mawio this guy's impossible to lose too yeah this guy is a waste of us
Starting point is 04:02:57 fast forward Yeah, we played back Oh wait, we can fast forward Yeah The cut scenes What a term, what What a turn? We're in, we're in this
Starting point is 04:03:11 We're right there You have a mini game Bonus mini game Oh, 1B3 And we've never been the one Here we go Here we all Shakedown with rock
Starting point is 04:03:27 Yes How does he know every time It was every single time It's in me a hot All right, get them Oh, we're just him Just moving whack. Wack them.
Starting point is 04:03:39 We just jackhammer. Yeah, whack him. Wack them. Doids, whack him. There you go, whack him. We got to start. No, I got to get a better feel. Just need to whack.
Starting point is 04:03:48 Let me at least take that. Yeah, wacker. All right. Get to whack him. All right, you guys are in the middle. I'll run the sides. Wack it, Doge. Let me just jack hammer this.
Starting point is 04:03:59 Yeah, whack him. Get out of there, Waluigi. There's two other guys over there. Oh, yeah, you're right. Jack. This son of a bitch. Waloigi, you got it. I mean, we're doing our part.
Starting point is 04:04:10 Mark and I are doing our part. Oh no, Doris. Dude, he's picking on the weak link. Oh no. Come over here. Go on here. Go on, you get all of them. Get all of them, boys.
Starting point is 04:04:23 Oh. Doort you got. Yes. That was good. We were touched. We're going to get him. I came and distracted him. Toys, you're bad at that game.
Starting point is 04:04:35 You see how flamboyant your pose just was? I got to pee. Holyish. No, no. Mark, why are your cheese coming out? New turn. No, Mario left. It's a meat.
Starting point is 04:04:58 Who the fuck said 30 turns? 14 to the star. If we do double dice, we all get to the start, right? It would be so embarrassing. Where's the fucking, how far? Hold on time. Time. No.
Starting point is 04:05:15 Shut up. No. Wait, could I get to the fucking... You gotta get to the vault. Okay. Alright, alright, all right, all right, all right. It would be so. So embarrassing.
Starting point is 04:05:25 We got to get into Gringots. So I mean, he can get into the bowl. Okay, all right. That's a good so vault, right? Yep. Well, you can also get a star to left, guaranteed. It's that way? Yep. And then left.
Starting point is 04:05:39 This is, this is, this. Is that way? Up, up, up, straight, straight, straight, straight. And it's that way. Yep, yep, yep. All right, Deutsch. Moment of truth, baby. 50-50 shot out of.
Starting point is 04:05:52 50 shot. What do you think? What do you think? I hope you guys get it. 96, 96? 96. 96? It's 96. They got it.
Starting point is 04:06:06 Oh! Oh! Oh, Chris Rock! Bill Murray? No, man. Try to laugh. Straight from, right. Straight from uh,
Starting point is 04:06:46 Rangeros. Hey, hey, they fell for. They went for 96. They got it. They got it. We got it. You should have... So we're going? We're in position.
Starting point is 04:07:00 We got a hope. We got a hope. Chris Rock is at the game mom. Who were going to be in first week? Who got, you missed it? We missed it together. Oh my god. What do you say, Chuck?
Starting point is 04:07:13 We're wearing a Pope Leo jersey. Pope Leo? Yeah. Potevon? Yep. One. All right. That's fine.
Starting point is 04:07:23 Dan, you get to steal him yourself. Wait, you know what? Oh. First of the moment. How far is it? How far? We need a perfect roll if we go. Fuckin' roll.
Starting point is 04:07:53 Let's try to get off the conveyor. Hurry the fuck up. Stiller. Oh, stillers in front of shallame. It looks like it. That's John Stewart. That's John Stewart. Five roll big, get off the camera.
Starting point is 04:08:07 He's looking a little long in the tooth. little long in the tooth. Let's play. Let's play some Mario. Yeah! Come on! Suck my dick! Come on!
Starting point is 04:08:19 Come on! What's that, did you? They just fucking nailed the ball. Why didn't you guys get the ball? Yeah, run it up. Run it up, T. Are you getting me? Do they look ahead again?
Starting point is 04:08:37 Yeah. Why don't you be bored one more time, T.J.? Yeah. You'll be bored one more time. Yeah, that's the way. You might be able to do it. Look around the room. You're being bored. shit, dude.
Starting point is 04:08:47 And good luck. All right, you can't fuck this up, T. I think it's 66. I think it's gonna be. That's great. Hey, that's just good, that's just good partying. That's just good partying. All right, we could probably come out here.
Starting point is 04:09:00 All right, good game. Wait, is that actually game? Oh, that's not game. All right, congratulations to Evo and T.J. It's not game, man. Just bring in, bring in Luki Blubbing. Or purely loving. Are we calling game?
Starting point is 04:09:14 Holy Faw. Not game. How would you only turn 20? Stop moaning. Stop! Hey, alliance against TJ? No. What?
Starting point is 04:09:27 No, because y'all are lying through your team. You're all lying. You're all line. I'd rather, I'd rather lose with dignity with Deutsch than join any of you pieces of shit. Yeah. Me too, Brandon. Alliance against Mark? Mark and TJ.
Starting point is 04:09:41 This is an easy, Mar. People land there all the time. What a role by me. And we can't. We can't even get to the dice. Oh, no. Oh, my God. How long has it been their turn?
Starting point is 04:09:56 Oh, whoa, do you want to take a try on the... No, no, no, there's no, there's no. It's no, it's no. Go to the ball. You gotta go to the ball. Great call, boy. Yeah, we'll buy. What do you want to buy?
Starting point is 04:10:06 Star traps? A lot of game. That was an easy decision. Can we even put up a video this long? You too? Basically. We gotta break it into like five parts. We're doing our part.
Starting point is 04:10:23 We're fast forwarding. It's released this one hour a day. We should do the Mikey Betts edit where it's at 1.25 speed. We are the spot. That hits a little close to home. Hey, hey. Where's the stars? Is it over by where we're at?
Starting point is 04:10:39 Domination. That's true. We can shorten this by an hour. Alliance. No, Mom. Hey, T.J. Let's start. All three teams's alliance against.
Starting point is 04:10:52 against them too. Okay, I don't think we put that there. Alliance, alliance. Let's start. Deutsch Prando. Let's start. Deutsch Prando. Goets, for God's sake.
Starting point is 04:11:02 Doge. Deutsch. Deutsch. Come on, dude. Is it my time? Does nobody really go over on the side? I don't know what I'm doing. Goon for double.
Starting point is 04:11:15 Don't get hit by the lights. Oh, I'm dead. Am I just avoiding the light for real? Oh, I'm making lights go out. Oh. How can my wave be the same as that little bitch's wave? There was a game in the Xbox party game, Fusion Frenzy. Now what cares about your nerdy-ass games games?
Starting point is 04:11:46 Anybody in the chat play Fusion Frenzy for Xbox? Oh, I try. I got a little greedy. I got greedy. You had to shake it up. How many did you have two or one? Two. I actually don't know. I lied. I might have lied there.
Starting point is 04:11:59 I have no idea. Oh, my God. Just, just shoot. Let's put a double bitch out to each. What did you? We need to do it. We need to do with case races. Like, this is me before the Mario Party.
Starting point is 04:12:14 Like, what's up, man? It's me. Before the Mario Party. We started another mostly sports on like three hours. Yeah, we do. Yeah. Yeah. And where's Connor?
Starting point is 04:12:24 Connor getting out of this is insane. Oh my God. The whole ring's gonna be fuck. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's so much bouser. That's too much tuna. We gotta get out of it.
Starting point is 04:12:42 There's not enough. Odds are. See ya. See ya. We just need a thousand stars. We do. It's not real. 100 stars.
Starting point is 04:13:05 It's not real. I didn't know that. I didn't realize that was a break. That's nothing. This is great. Where? How does he just not get to... I think he's leaving the show. I think he's fucking.
Starting point is 04:13:23 I think he is. I think he's seen him. I think he's meeting with both weeks. How would he still be fucking four hours later? That's not legal? Like only with a Latina or just in general? In general, yeah. Oh yeah, you're having sober sex too, yeah.
Starting point is 04:13:47 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We got to go now. Connor. Alliance. You answer? Yeah. No, I don't know what I'm doing.
Starting point is 04:13:55 We're about to get the star. Call the Latina. Why would you move it when we're about to get it? That's so fucked. Oh, Cody. Oh, W. Cody. It's in the rain now. Cody.
Starting point is 04:14:07 Cody, is there something? Are you dense? Cody, what was that? Cody, your dance. We just shook hands. We literally judged the hands, dude. We just shook hands, Cody. Yo, guys, we can watch this version.
Starting point is 04:14:24 Oh, shit, NBA finals with Pat McAfee and Darius Butler. Dude, I was trying to launch it with this guy. This is on ABC. Here's the thing, but fucking why. Yeah, that's on ABC. I got chills. They're multiplying. Go, go, go.
Starting point is 04:14:49 Whoever, sir, go. Go. You're winning by 100. Fucking, go. I pressed it. Six or seven. I pressed it. I hope Spike breaks his femur.
Starting point is 04:15:00 Come on. I do, too. I do too. That's just, that's my favorite character. Don't say that. Oh, I wish that's just disrespect. Spike has zero spikes by the way. I want to go further.
Starting point is 04:15:10 I hope Ebo gets... Uh-oh. Oh, oh. Oh. What's going on? What? What? Who's trapped?
Starting point is 04:15:24 No. Wait, wait, wait, what, wait, what, time. Who's trap is that? Tama! Oh yeah, and they're expected coins aren't. They're expected coins are at 2,000. We're being in second place right now if it wasn't for you, bitches. You bitches.
Starting point is 04:15:54 Whoa, are they gonna go over here? Yeah, we have 30 stars but wasn't for here. Your call. What do you feel? Like right here.
Starting point is 04:16:02 Okay. Wait. Wait, what about the other one? God, hurry off. More people go that way. Yeah. The top three.
Starting point is 04:16:09 Your icons are Fasoli, He-Man, and Bowser. Is he-man still in theaters? Yes. Don't forget. Fasoli got naked for an
Starting point is 04:16:19 ANC championship win. In the snow. down. That was, that was a wild. You could see asshole. Is that a good space? Yeah, it's a good space.
Starting point is 04:16:29 In front of his fucking fiance's mom and dad. Deontze. You love that. Shop hop. Shop hop is great. That's not. The plague doctor. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 04:16:41 The plague doctor. Oh, mini game. Bro talking about the plague dog. You don't even know about the flag. All right. All right. All right. I don't really want to play.
Starting point is 04:16:52 It's going to be Ricky Ro. Coink Corral. He tried. You tried. We're talking in your head. We're going vertical. Go get them, George. This way, boy.
Starting point is 04:17:04 Twirl and toss your lasso. Go get him. Twirl and toss your lasso. Don't throw the thing. Let's start now. What do I press? George, you twirl. How do I press to activate the fucking thing?
Starting point is 04:17:15 Start. Press the minus sign. All right, we got to start now. Don't press the minus. What do I press to activate the fucking thing? You'll get one throw? You're twirl. Then you throw it.
Starting point is 04:17:25 All right. Titus. But don't actually throw it. It's not big, right? Yeah. I can't actually throw it. And oh. Easy.
Starting point is 04:17:33 Oh, do it. Oh, do it. Oh, I popped off. Pull it. Why am I letting it? Oh, Ma, call you, all you. Yep. Does they not come off?
Starting point is 04:17:53 Let that come off. Oh, we got to do it together, Cody. Yeah, you got a teamwork. Oh, we, we have, I didn't realize we were a team there. Oh, wait, we're doing. Oh, okay. Throw it, don't. All right, throw it.
Starting point is 04:18:15 Oh, big one. Pull! Pull! Pull! Pull! Pull! Pull! We got to whip it back! Trust her! Fuck! I was looking at Polly the whole time and I was like, why she's not doing my thing, and then I realized I was Spike. Oh, it's your turn, sorry. He just moved his arm back. He just did one of these. We had it, Deutsch.
Starting point is 04:18:48 You gotta be aggressive, Doge. It really is. That was for five going to do. Tudas, you just must always sound like that's shaking her ass. Oh! Oh, Walt, Mario. Yeah! there. That's what Warriors is.
Starting point is 04:19:07 Yeah. And he eats garlic and fart. Don't we all? Yeah. All right. Six turns. Oh, we're almost in the home stretch. Six or seven turns left, guys. All right, we're 20s to star. Home stretch up match. Overtime would be a problem.
Starting point is 04:19:23 There is no overtime. It would be a problem. Absolutely would be a problem. There was overtime by four. I've had one game. It wasn't 30 turns, but it was a double draw. We were tied on stars and coins. That's just both they just like basically flip coin for the letter there should be like some sort of sudden death i can't put it anywhere but these yeah what i want to get out of ours get out of it goes to cool
Starting point is 04:19:44 fuck what you're tied on stars end point no i don't want to get up wow let's you set the trap brand fine fine fine fine fine fine right then sneaky takes the longest on turns no i don't it takes it so long he take like a nice now now what now what you're gonna be Now look what you did. Now what you did. Oh, no, you're first guy ever lose. Oh, no.
Starting point is 04:20:08 Oh, my God. I didn't lose to that thing. Fucking turtle stew, Brandon. Let's fast forward. Oh, duel. Dual. Dual.
Starting point is 04:20:17 Dual. Yeah, dual us. Yeah, dual us. Let's go. Wait, are we dueling? Yeah, you got a duel. You got the special Olympics, boys. If we're going to be, if we're going to be anybody,
Starting point is 04:20:32 Yeah, no, that's your team. That's your team. Yeah. No. You guys said that was your team name for the game story. Yeah, we all have team names. All the cameras. All right.
Starting point is 04:20:42 All right. If you both had helmets on right now. Not helmet at that. What's your team name doing? Hey, me. Let's go. To the ball. To the ball.
Starting point is 04:20:53 To the ball. Pussy getters. Oh. Pussy. Ebo, what was your team then? Spike. Bro. There's no stars available.
Starting point is 04:21:06 There's nothing in there. There's nothing in there. Wait, wait, wait, what, why is the vault empty? Because they just took them. They just took them. We took the stars out of it. This guys got ship of race. Don't get caught in the feet, then.
Starting point is 04:21:25 Special Olympics boys are looking for stars. Nice item. We're back, bro. Hi, him, him. This team is crazy. We should have given them the handycaven. We don't link up with the meat and mouth, dude. You guys are my wife's favorite team.
Starting point is 04:21:50 Oh, we got the Bowser phone. It's a shame we're not putting this out. Wait, the Bowser phone? Yo! You got the Bouser phone? We have a powerful phone now. Guardic phone. You have more powerful,
Starting point is 04:22:04 all right, Spire. You got a few fully. Come on. We're about to hit the home stress. You can't do the anthem in that shirt. You can be careful about the... I mean... Just play the second thing.
Starting point is 04:22:13 Just go. Let's go, Spike. One Mississippi. That's not an anthem shirt. There you go. Look at her. Wait, is that uh... That guy?
Starting point is 04:22:29 Why are you laughing, bro? Oh, they got him coming. Yeah, but we're gonna immediately lose it. Yeah, don't worry. Did you all see the pathetic controversy where people said oh wimby's uh folding his arm yeah he's frank an anthem sir yeah i would fold my arms during the french anthem i would do i'd lay down take a nap yeah brennan went to a uh uh maple leaves black ops game one and just held his thumb like this for the i did yeah no way
Starting point is 04:23:00 yeah for both of them went two thumb wait wait Oh On the way to the vault Oh Wow that's interesting Do we have a You gotta go 100 stores here Yeah
Starting point is 04:23:19 You guys are about You guys have a I'll take the blue 15 coins Nice call Evo Evo that felt good Oh Big money This is a very long anthem
Starting point is 04:23:31 Call him Allison See there a woman's pants I've just been commenting Sick League and all in MaloSax hockey TikToks just to piss them I'd like to once again say that we started this at 3 o'clock local time We're now watching game one of the NBA final No don't don't don't don't
Starting point is 04:23:51 Don't blow No no no we're about to do it So just a regular Just regular dice roll Perfect Is that enough? That's enough That's not even close to it Not enough
Starting point is 04:24:09 You should let me We're right there But we're so close There we go I've never needed to making him more. Fucking 1v3. We've never been the 1. All right, guys.
Starting point is 04:24:20 There we go. So we're arching. All right, so let's start, though. We all know how far. Horizontal. We played this last time. I'm pressed it. I've already played this last time.
Starting point is 04:24:33 I've already played this last time. I pressed it. It's so easy. Let's play. I pressed it. All right, we're weighing on Wall Weezy and Spike. There's nothing to practice. You can spike.
Starting point is 04:24:43 You got no energy, where'd you go? Oh, oh, oh, oh, look, Spike, oh, oh, Spike, look. Guys shooting. Yeah. Uh-oh, Spike, look. Ah, Spike right here. Oh, he's... Oh, Spike!
Starting point is 04:25:04 Oh, fuck, sorry. Guys, I'm doing my part. Alright, we're gonna just... Just, god damn it. Can't hit... What a... Buffin! You said I'm doing my part and gave up 50 points.
Starting point is 04:25:15 50 points. I'll know the lines. TJ shouldn't be in this. Like tight as being in a basketball street. TJ shouldn't be in this. I love Mario Party. Next time TJ's out. Next time TJ out.
Starting point is 04:25:30 Yeah. All right. All time, TJ. I don't know what happened. I fucking like Mario Party. Fuck me. No. This is all you and your girlfriend do.
Starting point is 04:25:41 I like Mario Party. I love it. Oh, stretch. We're dormies. The Mario Party mini game from Mario 33 is like one of my top listeners to Spon. Nerd, nerd, nerd. Oh, stretch. Here's your participation medal for last play.
Starting point is 04:25:57 Give me a star. Just give me a star. Give me something. Yo, just throw a star, Paul. Toad. Oh! Oh! Oh, could it be us? What's the point of that?
Starting point is 04:26:12 Yeah! Must room for Pauli. Oh, Toad's got the hots for Paulie. Hots for Pauline. You get rid of the shop, right? Do it, she's getting hotter. Yeah, the later it gets. And you want me to...
Starting point is 04:26:25 The later it gets. The later in the evening it gets, the hotter she's working. It's not over. All my values are doubled. It's not over. Bowser, you're staring. Do not get a one or a two. You need a big round here.
Starting point is 04:26:41 Don't get it two. Don't get a six. You just need a two. You should have a six. Do not get a two, Bowser. Don't get a two. I would be so. You got a two.
Starting point is 04:26:51 You got a two that would be so sad. That would be so sad. Good roll! Oh, great. Right, right. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 04:27:02 Yeah, okay, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're going. Which way they go? Yeah, we're going, that way, that way, that way. They're probably getting... You gotta hit the ball. There we go. You gotta hit the wall. All right, let's go.
Starting point is 04:27:12 A, Ma. They're probably getting against Brandon's age for the wall. This one? Seventy-eight. Oh, maybe I have. Mr. we never can play music
Starting point is 04:27:22 on the fucking number You don't let us play shit I want the top gun thing You play the top gun video game Can we play a clip of B singing one second Of the
Starting point is 04:27:34 Of A theme And then you shut us down That's because I don't want to hear you And we're that's by us That's right where we're going So much Yeah
Starting point is 04:27:44 Dude hurry on That's obtainable That's obtainable Wow, look at Williamsburg. Go love. Do you, Brandon? Keep going, keep going. Yeah, look.
Starting point is 04:28:00 Time out. Oh, go right. Any time you get a chance to go to the seat. Oh, go right. There's nothing to the ball to get. There's nothing to the ball to get. That's so soft, dude. Why do you go left?
Starting point is 04:28:12 Big risk, big reward. Why do you guys go left? Oh, there you are. We're going to go left. Why did you go left? Why did you go left? I don't know. Oh, that's so embarrassing.
Starting point is 04:28:26 Oh, that's a guy. How about did Chey going to a movie two hours before this game? What movie do you go to? Hey, man. Lock in, bro. He also promised me a review tomorrow morning after what. He texted me his review, and then said, I'm going to do a review, though. So don't tell anybody.
Starting point is 04:28:45 The first quarter of game three of the NBA. Oh, my. Oh, look at Jeter and Eli. Oh, yay. That's my boy. What's Papa Boo? Talking about Team Special Olympics. Eli Man, that's stupid ass.
Starting point is 04:29:01 You don't even know what Bowser phone is. You just called it. Oh, this is a lot. Uh-oh, you're so stupid. Yeah, you do. Polina. Yeah, you do. Pullia, what?
Starting point is 04:29:18 What? Come on. Is it gonna be Pauline? Pauline's busy right now. She can't get to the phone. Paul he can't get the... Oh, shit. Paulino.
Starting point is 04:29:31 He's saying that's... That's harassment. That's... You guys wanted to pick the... Oh, that's... You wanted to pick us, right? Why would you do that, dude? You wanted to pick us for Bowser to be so fucked.
Starting point is 04:29:41 Click on through it. Yeah, I think it was random. This is uncomfortable. They're actually going to finish this first quarter. Oh, it's not bad. Oh, it's bad. Oh, it's bad. Oh, he smash it.
Starting point is 04:29:54 Do you guys just want to skip tomorrow and just do it right now? Wait, why we lost... I was a travel. What, what, come on, dude. Are you kidding me? We're in second place, right? Do we go back to where we were, at least? Spurs look bad.
Starting point is 04:30:09 Well, that was pointless. Why would Bowser not go for Spike? Texas. Yeah. Why would Cody play that when we're... He says a lion... He ruins the integrity. We're going to have to be on a show talking about this game tomorrow.
Starting point is 04:30:26 That's what I'm saying. We just record this. put it out as the show. We can premiere it at a 10. Well, we could pause Mario Party watch the game and then go back to Mario Party. That's a good. That wasn't even Wimby. Oh, it's Larry Yo!
Starting point is 04:30:41 Oh, God, can you hurry the fuck up? Go, dude, just go. Go, honestly, seriously. Your turn doesn't matter. Just go. It's your, yeah. Just go. Yeah, who cares? It's just you guys.
Starting point is 04:30:52 We have so many turns left. You just bought those. You just bought those. You have happened. There could be two stuffed animals sitting in a single steel. It would be in the same plane. It jokes aside. Oh my. Okay.
Starting point is 04:31:07 Okay. It's basically... There's no way that picture is really capable of fuck, right? No, it's not. Okay. Which shot we're going to? Take this one. That's fine.
Starting point is 04:31:31 It's not. E nut. That's not good, Tee. That's not. We'll take the golden back too. You guys don't need to check every snack, Jack. You can No, you really don't. You could just go. No, we're trying to make it hurt. Where's the star? Yeah, no, no Evo either, because without T.J. Evo's nothing.
Starting point is 04:32:01 It's called good drafting. This game would have been over... There's something... Hours ago who wasn't viewboard and fucking... Can I point something out? This MSG court with the finals logo in the middle of It's incredible. It's a perfect logo.
Starting point is 04:32:17 Yeah. Perfect. It is perfect. We don't need wario. Get the emirates off there. Get the chase logo underneath nice. Get all celebrities out of it. That's eight.
Starting point is 04:32:30 How'd they give another one? Because I'm good. Yeah. Remember when you went to the vault and there was nothing in it? Shut the fuck up, you know. Hey, Reed, you want to take from the losers and give to them again? It's set there. Yeah.
Starting point is 04:32:44 Yeah. I don't call your fucking Bowser phone again, dude. and why don't you it's fucking crazy you're crazy read i had high hope for you you fucking suck did they just get another star yeah what is going on with these what is this it's not just that they get
Starting point is 04:33:01 what the fucking is this? Why do their turns take so long dude just fucking push it are you kidding me Spurs look good boys this is crazy are you kidding me wait why are we even watching this Chase said the Knicks R-A-1
Starting point is 04:33:17 I think he lost this game I think this it is over Yeah This is a replay You gotta stop Spike I'm gonna hit you Skipping through
Starting point is 04:33:27 All right dude What What is the point of There's not even the point All right Paulina let's go You gotta use our steel A trap
Starting point is 04:33:40 You said you'd be Your makeup would be done 15 minutes ago And you're still doing your makeup At least take something off I'm not even Oh, double that. Is she getting sicker? Yeah.
Starting point is 04:33:54 All right, yeah. All right, yeah. You guys are against the coalition. That's crazy. Yeah, this is how it's supposed to be. It's supposed to go after the team that's winning. It's crazy. You literally took a star from us for no reason.
Starting point is 04:34:10 Why would you play? And one from us for no reason. Thank you, boo. If you took two stars from the MAA, it would be a tight game right now. Cal scored? It's crazy. We're in this, though, Mom. Mark, you want the list of courtside celebrities?
Starting point is 04:34:22 Win the Mario Party game. There's two on here that will interest do, I think. Bobavut? Big John Golf. Where's the golden pie, bro? Do those two celebrities get a big? You want to do a move star? Boom.
Starting point is 04:34:44 Oh. They might be there, but they're not Courtside. Oh, so they get a... Boom! Their ticket broker gets a... That's a lot? Oh, I was right there there. Oh.
Starting point is 04:34:56 Jesus Christ. Wembus. Is the Rizzler there? Which way's better? Left or right? Front. Well, let's be careful, Mark. There's Fousers everywhere. That's a steal.
Starting point is 04:35:07 My God. You're looking at the board? Is it your steel? Dude, I'm starting to think that Mark says things ironic. I was going to say, he's like, oh, don't. This is the first time we've ever done it. Mark, is it your steel? Why did we do Mario Car?
Starting point is 04:35:24 I think he's saying, like, where do you want to go? Right, you get Warrior. We're right. Guys, can someone tell Rita come back? Let's zag. Let's start over. Nice move, Mom. Let's restart the air.
Starting point is 04:35:37 Melting into the couch like that commercial. Minigame. Did I start sitting beside you? Petinos, Cortside. Lightway battle. DJ Khalid. Uh-oh, sled to the edge.
Starting point is 04:35:53 All right, Deutsch, this is yours. A-Rod, Jeter, Justin Tuck, Eli, Fat Joe. I feel like No, it's not, it's big as for, I feel like we've played the same mini games as last time we played. There's not that many in the game. Oh, you got to release so you don't go off. Okay? Yep.
Starting point is 04:36:10 It's a memory game. They're going to show you it and then you go. So this is, this is an example. This doesn't sing like a memory game. It is a memory game. It is a memory game. It's got to memorize. Wait, this is, so you go straight?
Starting point is 04:36:22 All right there. Right before the big, right for the, see it? Wait, so you go straight, mine. Did you see it? Yep When to do it? Yeah, Just go straight.
Starting point is 04:36:30 Right around the last big ice cap. Well, no, that one. Yep. I got this. He's heat. I got the time. Dude, how would you guys get this? That would be so long.
Starting point is 04:36:40 I got you. Do you want to be the closest to the edge? Yes. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Suck! That one.
Starting point is 04:36:51 Oh, Pauline. It looks good. Pauline. Nessel. I'm not. I got confused. I think the example was... Wait, where are the other
Starting point is 04:37:00 example was shorter? The example is everybody. Where is everybody? Wait a second. Oh, I'm in the... Coach, we had it. I'm in the conversation. 46 yards away.
Starting point is 04:37:11 We're still... We're still in it. We're still in it. I just wish Cody didn't use the Bowser phone. Brennan Danhausen's at the game. That was fucking crazy. Curse the Hurricanes. Well, they ain't uncurse them, so I muted them on Twitter.
Starting point is 04:37:27 You can just pay. Oh my god. I know the two singles on a line side to whitefield there. Hey, hey, you have to play a star trap. Watch it, hey guys, guys, listen, lightning around. Mike, we can't go home with these. Lightning round. Go, go, go, go.
Starting point is 04:37:43 So anything we buy, lightning round. We can use the pipe on turn 30. Lightning round. Lightning round. I'm sorry, guys. I'm done. Lightning round. Believe lightning round.
Starting point is 04:37:56 Read lightning round. Round. Climb over the couch. You got to go that way. Come behind the couch. Go behind the couch. Watch the lights. You're good.
Starting point is 04:38:08 Relighting around. Lightning round. All right. Tj. All right. All right. That's a sudden it's twist. All right.
Starting point is 04:38:18 TJ, lightning round. Light, cha, cha, cha. Double. Lightning round. Lightning round. Lightning round. No, it's lightning round. It's lightning round.
Starting point is 04:38:27 This is the most selfish piece of shit. He's been doing it all game, Brian. It's crazy. He's like, I want to win. It's like, who cares, dude? We want to see our families. Let's want to go home. Me and my wife forget his burn no this night.
Starting point is 04:38:44 What part of Whitey Brown do you not understand? Lightning round. One Mississippi. Two Brandon Walker. Open Stiller. Oh my God. Should I stay in there? I use the border on heaven.
Starting point is 04:38:59 Yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good. Or should I go up? No, go. There you, David. Good call, Brandon. You said, like.
Starting point is 04:39:07 Chopin. Oh, Salme's an orange. What? Or steal up. Oh, my God. Lightning round. This is a big for us, Brandon. This is not a lot.
Starting point is 04:39:18 This is embarrassing. What do you not shop for? We're 27 rounds in. I want someone to add up the amount of time each turn took. Yes. I want to see the splits on T. Seventy and Ebo. Seventy-five percent of the-
Starting point is 04:39:31 Lightning round? We are. But when you consider how many stars we're getting. The amount of time spent takes sense because it takes time to get the stars. Fuck, I'm going to be honest, I should have used the... Everybody spam TikTok emoji. I should use the chom. Oh, it's Bowser and a steel for Brandon.
Starting point is 04:39:55 It's a steel for Brandon. What happened? You're, are you sure? Yeah. Hey, no way. Yes way. It's Bowser and a stone. for Brandon. What now Pauline wants to roll high? I counted wrong. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 04:40:09 He got up! He got up! He got a special son. It's bullshit. Why don't you even do that? Oh, Sunset standoff! No. You lost your fastball. I haven't guessed though, wow, because I haven't felt them. I cannot believe I still do it. What? Wait, we already played this. I didn't play it. His start. Wal Luigi, you have to. We have never been the one person.
Starting point is 04:40:39 No. We've always been on the team. It means you're landing on blue. Oh, go, get out of the way. It's not random. Get out of the way, well. That was it. No. He's just going to...
Starting point is 04:40:50 You gotta put on a girl? That's classic Bowser. So long, Gay Bowser! That's gay. That's from Super Mario 64. Mario says that. Oh, so on. You're going back, road?
Starting point is 04:41:11 Okay, here, let me look at. Awaiji. Waligi. He's straight giving me straight crack in the corner. This is giving everything I have. Connor said, I'm just watching the game. Are you guys still going? No, we're not, but we need a call.
Starting point is 04:41:29 We need a call. He's watching the game. If he had done this, well, that's what we'd have been done two hours ago. We have to call. Connor was in T. T.J. Spot and Ebo's spot. And also not me. All three.
Starting point is 04:41:38 All three. Alright, Mega Lightning Round. Wait, what? Super Mega Lightning Round. Mega? Yeah. Mega. We gotta say something about trans people.
Starting point is 04:41:48 Jackson's our Lightning Round. You're gonna want to land on that chance time right there. Or don't. If you land on that green space right there, you could swap stars or somebody. Spend, do... do... Do all this in T.J. Just get a bunch. Chance of time. You can get it.
Starting point is 04:42:08 You gotta steal. Huh? Yeah. You have to steal from Spide, Brandon. You can steal from him wherever you want, Brandon. Remember what they did to you? Brandon, but do you let Jackson Mahomes... Close your eyes.
Starting point is 04:42:23 Close your eyes, Brandon. Brandon, we don't start with him. You're not. You're a cock. What did he do? I didn't steal from you, dumb ass. So... Suck?
Starting point is 04:42:34 No, no, no. What? Fuck. Okay, we got a fucking... We got a... We got a... We got a fucking... We got a fucking...
Starting point is 04:42:41 ball game now. I think we can get steel here, T. We're on two. And now the game fucking starts. No, because I'm playing the game the right way. Yeah. Let me be said, these two? Playing the game the right way the whole time. No, the game starts five hours ago. Not now. Fucking song. Wait, what just happened?
Starting point is 04:42:57 They stole a star from me. Good play, Brandon. Not what. I'm also on the team. The coalition has been trusted. I'm terrible. Oh, look at that Wauigi. Out. Oh, mega lightning round.
Starting point is 04:43:22 I'm ready to go, I'm ready to go. Why is your guy walking search for? I know he's big! He's a turtle. He's a cuckus. He's a dragon, I thought. Fuck, I guess I'll have some family. No, no, no.
Starting point is 04:43:35 Waluigi, it does not have. What's the fucking point? Why are you still here? No, don't want. I wasn't doing anything. It was just being. What are you doing, bro? Bitch ass. What are you doing?
Starting point is 04:43:49 One star is crazy. Why would you not just lay traps? Lightning round! That was a lightning round. Lightning round. Alright, here we go. We go for it. Oh no, we'll be a hole for a... Or do we go for it?
Starting point is 04:44:06 No, because we're laying on a val-ra. Oh, here we go, here we go. It might just put us back. Oh, we'll see ya. That's fine. Another golden pipe. Yep, double golden pipe. And that's the anthem, we've sung by. car now
Starting point is 04:44:23 golden wait why did you guys hop to the shop? This is why No my god that's so lame What's you
Starting point is 04:44:34 work to the star I wouldn't even want to win like this It's like It's like getting the ball in the third quarter and just running Claycock down
Starting point is 04:44:44 Nobody went to the entire game It's unethical It's high school basketball It's He took a two-nothing lead. I'm not getting battered. Which one do you like?
Starting point is 04:45:03 Lightning round. The play star and those. It's rough out there. We have to spend and the predicament. We have to, we have to, we have to. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 04:45:20 You got one. You got nothing but take star from us. That's all you do. That's all you fucking do. All the special Olympics team is bad. You're not. But you guys can't win. You're just hurting people who can win. It's a chaos.
Starting point is 04:45:34 You said it was about fun. I'm not having fun. Fun sucker. My name's fun. Alright, here we go, Cody. I'm really... You actually have a decent shot right here. You actually have a decent shot right you.
Starting point is 04:46:00 No, let's restart. We sure. So, different boys. Should I start recording? Let's play one mini game and we'll do... Where you go? One V3? Random.
Starting point is 04:46:17 No, bro. One V3 now. Bubbing, you're the one. Blubbing, you're the one. No, nice. You said you've never been. Oh, I just jump over. I just jump over him.
Starting point is 04:46:29 I think we're out of 1d3 games. Okay, ready. Everybody is start, Fowler. Just jump over him. Hold on up off. There we go. Don't shake. It's going to be tough here. Yeah, there we go. Oh, they're done for right.
Starting point is 04:46:51 He just knit my tail. It was a cat. A, Walwee, you jump on Spike. Jump on Spike. on Spike. Oh, oh, oh, no, dude, that was on Josh Hart, dude. That was on Josh Hart. Oh, so good. Oh, shit. No, Hart made a lay up and, like, stood right there under the basket, and the cornet was crashing down to get the rebound. New Donk City. Watch this. Hart ran into him. Dan, no second round. Nando second round.
Starting point is 04:47:33 All those guys off the bench are ejected, right? Isn't that the rule? Isn't that the NBA rule from like this? Boris D. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not kidding. And this is,
Starting point is 04:47:49 you agree to it. You guys agree to it. If they do come back and win, we do not put it out. Have? Yes. They very well could do it. That's not what I'm saying, TJ.
Starting point is 04:47:59 What I'm saying is, if they. If they. We don't put it out. We don't put it out. We don't put it up. Yes, we do. We don't.
Starting point is 04:48:09 Like, they don't have a chance, but. There's one. Look at the items. We can put it on the It's cool. There's one more time to go.
Starting point is 04:48:20 And then put it... You take you to start from them and start to get into just run our game. That was late. We got six points. But like, we played, we played such a good game. Jackson Holiday sucks cock.
Starting point is 04:48:49 He actually does. He should have just scored a run, but there was a double play of a second. Travis Bezano sucks a cock. My fantasy baseball team with Kyle Harrison, Chris Porcantos, Gros, John and Miranda sucks a cock. Go way, bro! All my players suck cock. I don't know who turn it is, dude.
Starting point is 04:49:22 I'm literally spamming a. Oh my God. Jesus, this is taken forever, you know. I've been here, I've been here... Yeah, money perfect turn. Yeah. All right. All right, your turn.
Starting point is 04:49:48 No, it is our turn. Oh, well. All right. Now, the 30th round is blind round, right? You just press the buttons. Who's idea was 30 round? You gotta go that way. And he's not in here.
Starting point is 04:50:11 That is a classic, skeleton, probably. All right, I'm gonna put like an Easter for someone that actually made it all the way five hours in comment um we both suck cock common bacon lettuce tomato sandwiches are delicious that's yeah comment that's awful how about bacon egg and cat turkey yeah vertical vertical vertical this my first word let's start love dig the tunnel all right here we'll start comment comment Cody sucks balls
Starting point is 04:50:43 hold the trigger and then shake it all right we go Let's start. He said start. Who cares? Just figure out as you go. It's a vibe to face game. Yeah, exactly. Doort you want to get started? Dwight, pull the trigger, Deutsch. Dude. Dude. Don't. Be careful. No. Stop it. Stop it. Hit resume.
Starting point is 04:51:09 I went to go in the hot air balloon. Deutsch, go to the hot air. All right, have I hit this? You're an A. You're hit an A. Doge, get started. Doge, let's get started. Doge, you have to hit the R. You have to hit the trigger.
Starting point is 04:51:27 Let's go, Doge. What? What? Norse, let's just do you think in, Deutch. What's the cheating? Nobody threw. We are stoked. We got stuck.
Starting point is 04:51:51 We got stuck. Dude, Deutche pulled his controller into pieces. Dude, I feel like we're all like close now because of this, man. We're good. Doits, you're good. Give me the...
Starting point is 04:52:03 I feel like we're all best friends now because of the... I think we all are mortal enemies now. This bonded us, guys. Have I lost my controller? It's sticky. Good shit, Reed. Yeah. All right, wiping it all.
Starting point is 04:52:20 All right, round 30. I'm so cool. Motherfucker. Motherfucking cut. Donner's getting head, like that. Oh, that would have been nice. God damn it. It's been nice.
Starting point is 04:52:42 You can meet the 100. What then? They're not real, Deutsch. What do you mean? They're not real. They're not real. Oh, no. He's just going to take a star.
Starting point is 04:52:54 Song. That's all game. Somehow, TJ did care of that buck ever. Oh, what? T.J. actually page the rest of the rest. I want to see that the final scoreboard, we have 10 stars. SG.T.J. We had more stars than he's got to take it.
Starting point is 04:53:12 T.J. does nothing but he's going in line to his girlfriend every night. Let's play Mario Party, babe. I gotta practice. So, so Taylor Swift to play Mario Party, babe.
Starting point is 04:53:20 Yeah. I want to play Mario Party. I'll see you guys. I'll see you guys in our Italy and play Mario Party, babe. I'll see you guys in our 10-hour Christmas special.
Starting point is 04:53:31 You have the Rutgers. If they come out with another Mario Party, we're fucked. 10 hours for Christmas this year. 500 turns. For, uh, Super Bowl. What's a solo?
Starting point is 04:53:46 24-hour Mario stream. Deal. Titus would actually do that. Titus would fucking love to do that. He wouldn't just take him from Super Mario Bros. all the way up? No, it's only Super Mario Party. It can be whatever we want, dude.
Starting point is 04:54:04 No, it's 24-hour straight. This against the computer. Reed, hurry the fuck up, dude. It's Cody. It's crazy. Cody, dude, why do you actually have minigames crazy? And they'll reflect five of them. Oh, no.
Starting point is 04:54:19 Oh, shoot, that backyard baseball video was that was a little back. The hell is this? They left this out to dry and look at us now. What are we even doing? Uh, we're racing with the box. First start. I did. Uh, Cody.
Starting point is 04:54:37 We're just racing with the box. Yeah. That's all we're doing? I believe there's more games. Which way are we going? Down. Ten points in the first game is crazy. Start. Round one.
Starting point is 04:54:52 Avoid the opposite. Hey, point of view, it's December 24, the right guy, put the presents on our three. Burn. Got them! Wow, sorry. Bro got kids. What? Colleen.
Starting point is 04:55:07 Pick up that present. I can't. Oh, like, this may, like, everyone just got it just matters. No, it matters. We have, like, a 95% win rate. That's gonna tell us how many we want. Most many of us. I'm doing this.
Starting point is 04:55:26 Brandon, this is a legendary performance. So easy, Pauline. Oh, my God. Toys, I did that shit. I did that shit, Dooy? There's more. There's good. I did that shit, Dooy?
Starting point is 04:55:35 I was. That was round one. That was incredible. That was... All game. How many stars do we get? That was, uh, just so you get Peaches' help. Now, that was round one of Peaches' help.
Starting point is 04:55:45 Yeah. What? Yeah, because Cody wanted to extend the game. Cody wouldn't have foul and extend the game. I would say rounds are there. What? I think we just get... Choose a try?
Starting point is 04:55:55 If you choose the same as somebody else, nobody gets it. Fucking greedy. Oh, stupid idiots. Fat. This is insane. I'm picking the middle one. I'm picking the middle one. Same. That was amazing.
Starting point is 04:56:43 I like where my... I like what my team's at. Pick up the shape she's calling out. Why? Because that's the mission. Where? They're gonna be a bunch. Oh. Get all those jewels. Get the mic and hikes. Red. Why are so far away?
Starting point is 04:57:02 God damn, no. Oh, there's not her mic like. Oh, she has a wand now. That's not the one type is. Oh, fuck. Yellow, oh, purple. Purple. Like, don't.
Starting point is 04:57:23 Yeah, that's smart, that's smart. That's smart, that's smart. Yeah! Yeah, yeah! Come on! Pick it up! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 04:57:35 I thought the blue was coming. You're good. I thought the blue was coming. I think I did okay on that one. We're dominating. I had one bad little shape, but. You won that. You won that, bro.
Starting point is 04:57:56 Branden won it, right? Wait, what? This is the scoring. I need more than 30. Come on, a million. How would it be a million? Ooh. I had them won.
Starting point is 04:58:14 I had it. You got like 35. 52? Come on zero Oh Yes Yes Yes
Starting point is 04:58:24 Oh my god yes Fuck you Cody Can't stop winning You can't handle all that I think I'm getting sick Who's fucking you turn is it Uh well we got you got you the power up right You can get two stars
Starting point is 04:58:41 I just hooked you up Thank you thank you Could think it's the last turn And we're near the ball We have to... It's still your turn? We could have like a 12-star move. Blind lightning round.
Starting point is 04:58:57 I... What are you looking for? It's either land on Bowser or don't. We... It's two spots, dude! Oh! No. You're not gonna do it, is he?
Starting point is 04:59:08 Go right. Oh, you're so dumb! Wait what? You could have done the versus. That's what I'm doing. No. He couldn't go that way. You could have traded stars to somebody.
Starting point is 04:59:17 Put out how many? How many coins you want to go for? Oh, no. I would have gone to get away, but... Well, not all, though. No, go all. You could have just put... You could have just put that.
Starting point is 04:59:31 Yeah, you could have got to press down one time. No, no, no. God damn, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. Wage for everything. Wait for everything. What, Deutz? What's their team name?
Starting point is 04:59:43 Everything about one, you have to play at Jeopardy. Wage for everything. Holy smokes, guys. This is a lot. This is no play. This could be the point. Did we lose peach though? Am I ever gonna in it?
Starting point is 04:59:58 Did we lose peat? He didn't pass you. For absolutely none of the marbles. Oh, Mark. Tarmigan. The tarmigan's a bird. Fist up Tarmigan. You wait till you feel a bump and you fucking bowl.
Starting point is 05:00:10 What's that little fish he likes? Let's start, let's start. Start. I'm feeling. Waluigi, start. Start. What is start? Start.
Starting point is 05:00:18 Press the goddamn start button. Start. Start. Cranky? Yeah. Get him, get him, Mark. Right now. Got him.
Starting point is 05:00:32 No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Suck my fucking cock! Song! Get in there!
Starting point is 05:00:40 Get in there, Cody. Get in there. Suck it. Yes. Suck his cock. Suck. Yes, Ma. Suck his fucking cop.
Starting point is 05:00:50 I tried to throw him off. I mean, and I actually didn't. Yeah. That's all that matters, man. Oh, coin boys. Boy, boys. That's still my turn. Suck is caught.
Starting point is 05:01:03 Oh, why not? Why not? Take your 15. Get, while do we get the fuck out of it. Oh, dear God. No. Spike the football, DJ. I hope you, I hope your dice breaks.
Starting point is 05:01:19 Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Like, football, DJ. Nobody cares. Nobody ever cared. They never cared. Never cared.
Starting point is 05:01:28 for one goddamn second. They can't. They can't. They can't. There's another stuff. I'm gonna take that. Oh, wow, you have eight now? Okay. Look who's about, yeah, hold a blunt.
Starting point is 05:01:44 You got a star. Come, you have to roll. Yeah, have to roll big. Yes, man. You have to roll big. You have to roll big. You have to roll big. We can't make it over there.
Starting point is 05:01:57 Oh. What the fuck is? Jake Malicek. Hi, Jake Malisek. Hey, Mark. What are you doing? I don't want to talk to that. Isn't it 9 p.m.?
Starting point is 05:02:10 Jake, this video's not coming out for a month, so I don't know if we talk. What up? We're not an hour five on the street right now. Okay, just get rid of. Big rule. We've been playing Mario Party for six hours. All my friends are just out of friends. No spoiler.
Starting point is 05:02:36 Our friends are having a time in their fucking line. No. No. I thought I thought Pete was rolling. She doesn't roll? There's no way we got it to. There's no what?
Starting point is 05:02:50 No. Where's Pete? Give me domination. Just fucking shoot me. Fuck. I don't know. I thought Pete was going to roll, dude. I don't know what the fuck's going on, Blumman.
Starting point is 05:02:59 I think it's you, Brandon. I think you know your guys. I did the last one. Is Blutman was two photos as being a highlights guy. What was the last many of the game's guy? I did it. What? How did we only get it too?
Starting point is 05:03:11 Oh, that was a while ago. Okay. All right. Play, play. Play, we're almost done. Let's go home. Come on, Bowser. How did we roll a two?
Starting point is 05:03:21 Hold the trigger down. And swing. Hold the trigger down. The trigger. Oh. Resume. Resume? Yeah.
Starting point is 05:03:30 Hold the trigger down. Guys, I'm getting gas. We've got to get out of it. Fucking smoke. How did we roll a two? All right. A shot at us. How did we roll a two, Mike?
Starting point is 05:03:42 I have to get out to. I have to leave for it. I kind of want to shoot myself with the water guns. All right. Should we start now? We can't ever. How did we get a second? This will determine how to who gets advantage of Mario Kart.
Starting point is 05:03:58 Right. We're going to Mario tennis. All right. So now whoever wins gets the first spot in Mario Kart. And they get traffic in the next one. If we got like a. got five there. Let's just, let's just keep going till mostly yeah, we did get three star turn. Look at the volatility though.
Starting point is 05:04:21 Guys, I was fucking there. I saw it. I don't need to replay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow. Wow. We have a three star move. Let's do some bonuses. Had to Cody eat his Hawaiian pizza? Slow poise. That might be us. That might be us. That might be us. That spike. That spike! Are you kidding me? No, it's not spike. That's spike. Oh, Waleegee. They were not the slowest.
Starting point is 05:04:48 They were not the slowest. They were the slowest for sure. If this isn't a sticker bonus. We were in sync there. That's us. That's us for sure. We didn't buy a lot of items. That's spike.
Starting point is 05:05:01 That's spike. That's spike. Do you get bonus for buying shit? And that's like, that's called a bonus for wasting the time, you know? Shot clock bonus. There is starting a, There are no...
Starting point is 05:05:14 I will... Cites here? I will... They're not. This is... There's no challenge star? Yeah! Actually fucking crazy.
Starting point is 05:05:30 Dude, did we just put up 10? Alright, well, third place... Third place is the real winner. Alright, that's a stream next to watch one week. Alright, so, all right. Are we put up 10 to each? Turn it, turn us off. All right.
Starting point is 05:05:43 You... Undefeated. Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. Come on, don't get a sore loser. Stop. It's so funny.
Starting point is 05:05:53 If we went to party plaza right now. No, no, no, no. Baby, ah, that's adrenaline. Just let the goddamn thing end. We'd have to. How was a competition to remember? That's pretty good. Yeah, it'll be your last one.
Starting point is 05:06:19 Oh, come on. And don't think you're taking our fucking pizza either. Well, I was. We got you're taking our pizza. All right. Thank you, Deutz, thank you, thank you,
Starting point is 05:06:30 thanks for having us. Whatever sickos and perverts watched every second of that. Oh, that is miserable. Read. God damn. Do not watch this. Do not watch this.
Starting point is 05:06:43 There's your sticker. I'm not kidding. We'll be out of here. I don't care. Pauline had the most stickers. Of course we had the most. We had 18 stars. We got a thousand coins.
Starting point is 05:06:53 We have 18. Stars. So then that's nine. Who won the mini games? Hold on. Well, who won the mini games? Who decided this was a good dream
Starting point is 05:07:03 in the first place? Five, six, seven. Spike. And you tied. Where? In the second thing, 16. So, my clean up Mark Smith.
Starting point is 05:07:13 We won the mini games, we won the coins, blah, then. We won the main games. 16? 16 tie. We had not tie them in main games. Look like you.
Starting point is 05:07:22 You guys did not tie us in the games. There's no way, Jose. Alright, thanks for watching. No, no. I hope none of you watch. All right. Hope none of you watched. See you tomorrow for another one. Are you kidding me? See you tomorrow.

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