Mostly Sports With Mark Titus and Brandon Walker - The Couch Boys Take Over Mostly Sports | Mostly Sports EP 679 | 6.30.26

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

Ebo and Connor hone the desk for a special edition of Mostly Sports during the Fourth of July break.

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What are we to do? I guess we'll pick back up the pen and ride a country song. That will sing for you. And I get that this ain't the show. That you know, but here goes a little. Connor and Ebo. We're taking over this place. We got some horses to race.

Riding with the couch boys. Ricillo still hasn't answered my text, but we still have some great guests. I promise we'll do our best. Hanging with the couch boys. But back to Ryan, man, And I'm really fucking trying to get him to be our bro. Please, Riscilla, what the hell do I got to do?

We'll just keep moving along. T.J. might reveal his dong. Ibo close this one out strong. Yeah, it's the couch, boys. So stay tuned. We'll have some fun. We'll show you how ball is done. Yeah, it's the couch, boys. And scene.

Welcome most of sports. Ebo. Let's give it up for Ebo. Let's give it up for TJ on the sticks. and let's have ourselves a show. Take your shirts off. It's a couch boys takeover on mostly sports. Here we go. Ebo, let's get over to the desk, my man.

Wear that the rest of the show. I think so. You guys picked up all my clicking? How's that coming through, DJ? It took a couple rehearsals. I fucked up a couple times, but we're good. All right, here we go. You want to stick around?

Mark really does have everything under his desk. Okay, well, yeah, pop a squat on the couch. I guess you can move that chair if you want to. to. Welcome everybody to Mostly Sports. It is Tuesday, June 30th. I guess. Yeah. I don't know. We've been time traveling for what? A month at this point? Trying to figure out what day we're doing anything on? But I think this is Tuesday. This, of course, is in the pre-recorded week of mostly sports. We are off as a company for the July 4th break, but we thought that we would still pre-record some content, and we ran out of ideas. And so naturally, we wound up on, let's

do a couch boys episode. Yeah, let's see how we can ruin the brand. Exactly. Yeah. What an idea by Mark and Brandon. Yeah. I know. You guys handle it and we go home. I mean, that's kind of what happened. Although I think Brandon might still be around in the office. He might be popping by. He's doing something else right now. And he was like, yeah, you guys just do the show. They're doing a draft just for the Rockies mascot. Yeah, they're doing. That's got to be his favorite piece of content ever, right? Maybe. He loves saying, talking the Rockies mascot. Dinger. Are you struggling with the microphone? No. Loosin what you would consider to be.

No, we're good. No, we're great. You got it. That, that, that, that long, no. Mm-hmm. Yes. No. No.

So close. Below that. Yes. Yep. That thing. You pull it. Ratchet that kind of. I'm not.

Lefty Lucy. I don't want to. Like you're screwing in a light bulb. But you're screwing it out. So I'm not. Not like that. Like you don't twist it. You don't.

That bar, you pull it towards you. Yeah. There you got it. Okay. We got a little bit of time. You're good. He's good. Yeah, we could have cut it all, but we're going to leave that in.

I'm not good with motor skills. That's fine. That's why we love you, Blutman. That's audio skills, brother. Yeah. Okay. And we love everybody tuning in. Thank you.

I believe yesterday was mostly ladies. And then today we got the couch boys. We'll have some other fun stuff coming up this week. But as we kind of just alluded to, we did not know we were going to be doing this episode, really. That song we just sang was put together in the last hour. Only from your brain could that have been born. I guess so. In 30 minutes.

You find a good track on our unlicensed database of music, and you pick it, and then you just write some lyrics to it. I don't know if it was as good as the first one, but for the sake of getting us started with something, hopefully it worked, and hopefully people didn't do that. You might have a future in Nashville. Well, see, I got, we got to get. How long did the other one take you? 30 minutes? The other one took longer just because it was the first time I did it.

Yeah. Because I really had to make it sad for Ryan Rosillo to guilt trip him into coming on the show. Yeah. So that took me about two. I need a full studio album out of you. I think. That took two hours. One of the things that we pitched on this show years ago was a variety Christmas show

that I don't know if I would have spearheaded or we would have done some. I don't know. But it was right around the same time where Jerry After Dark was doing their variety show for Christmas and we said, I would probably spike it. But I'd love to do a Christmas album or something like the Eagles, like Jordan Milata and all those guys. Oh. Yeah, that'd be fantastic. And then we perform it on the show.

Yeah. My tone deaf ass will not be. there. Okay. You killed it on the guitar, though. Yeah, I know. How good was my clicking, T.J. I think it should have gone more sexual with the whammy bar. Yeah, you should put the whole whammy bar in your whatever. Yeah, up in

Ephorus, what is it? What are the openings called? Sure. Yeah. What? Ephist. Up your ethos. Esophagus. Shout out to T.J. too. Great on the sticks is always during the live music production. Yeah, we, uh, if you can't tell, we didn't have, we have no plan.

Well, we do kind of have something. which we can get into at the moment. We could also, so the original plan that we did have was let's bring everybody in here and let's get a bunch of people from around the office and have them give their one prediction, whether it's within barstool or within sports or within pop culture, and have them predict what is going to happen

in the back half of 2026, because we're releasing this pretty much right at the turning point from Q1 and 2 of 2026 to Q3 and 4, not to be, you know, fiscal or whatnot. But that is what we were thinking about doing and maybe fill out a back half of 2026 bingo card. If anybody in the chat. How is your bingo card going, by the way, Blotman?

Yeah, you did have it. You go grab your bingo card off the wall and just give us a quick update if anything's cash. It's bad. Has anything cashed on your bingo card? Because, yeah, we also could recap the first half of 2026, maybe our favorite moments. Aaron.

Okay. All right, 2026 bingo, courtesy of Liam Blutman. Which was also filled out by some other people. Yes. In this office. Ben Mince Cheez's spider. Nope.

Nope. That didn't happen. Nope. Chee becomes a wine influencer. That was cashed. That was pretty much free space. Yep. That was Wyatt. Messy gets arrested?

Nope. Female college kicker touchback. We'd have to wait and see until fall. Oh, this is morbid California wildfire with deaths. Yeah. This is all the. Top row? This is a, I'm going vertically.

B could work. You could get B. That's B. Dirt, Grime, filth fashion trend in northern hemisphere is the start of I. Nick Torini. Bronny stabs, LeBron. That hasn't happened. Did I get duped?

By the way, is Brony having a kid? I think we all got, that was a ball sack. I was going to say, there was a picture of that. I was in a wedding on Saturday and I came back and I saw that. I'm like, you know what? I'm not going to do the due diligence to make sure that's true or not. So I'm assuming it's fake. What's a strange ball sacking, though?

It was an instrument. Instagram picture that somebody screenshotted and put on Twitter. And I could tell. I was like, this isn't Brony James' username. Yet they were saying, oh, yeah, this is Brianne James. That one. Yeah, that's a ball sack. What the we...

Anyway, plus, if you were seeing that at a wedding, Ebo, you were probably off the sauce, just getting after it. No. I'm not drunk right now. Why are you saying I'm drunk, Connor? There are a lot of people who are in the chat and a lot of people who leave comments and even asked it in the mostly recaps we did the other day. And when I say the other day, I'm, of course, talking about two weeks ago at the time that this releases. But people are saying, like, yeah, why is Ebo is drunk on the show?

Oh. And for whatever reason, that's something that's... Well, I like Bailey's in my coffee. That's something. It's like, you know, Buddy the elf in the mailroom. I don't know why that's become a thing. And I asked, I was like, yeah, chat, why is this a thing where people just constantly talk about how Ebo is drunk. But I don't think you're drunk all the time.

I think you're a moderately level of sober. Yeah. Anyway. Heated rivalry based on Ovi and Sid, on Ovechkin and Cindy Crosby. That feels like you were. Oh, okay. I was say, were you trying for that one? I didn't try for any. Okay. Nate Oats, blocks, Rico. Yeah. Wasn't there something recently? We could get to the bottom of that right now, maybe. Maybe we can just get it. We can check one off your bingo card.

We could. We could do that. We could get you a free space right there. We could. I think wasn't that a thing where the intern who's, are we that says? Yeah, yeah. Nato's his daughter. Wasn't she, her name's Lexi? Wasn't she on the intern interviews with Dante?

Yep. Did he crash family dinner? And it was not received well. Okay, so that might be in the car. We have a road there. Yeah. Salome visits Barstool, New York or Chicago. I think that could very much happen.

Derek Carr starting off the end section. That would be Chase. Starting QB in the NFL. Scotty Sheffler does. not win a major. Oh. Three down. Yeah.

Whoa. Free space, global power outage for one hour or more. Was that a Jersey Jerry one? No, me. Oh, that was you? Okay. I remember Jersey Jerry was on that track for a minute where he was like, yeah, they're going to shut everything down.

Lucky Charms, mass recall. I don't know about that. Jerry gets trapped in Saudi Arabia. Speaking of that. It happened. Mr. Beast. outed as a pedophile. Don't know, no.

These are some weird ones on here. Why are you writing these down? They're not all mine. Mid-major makes the final four. No. Taylor Swift has triplets, maybe. Arsenal Greg surpasses 7,000 Twitter follows. All right.

Let's do a quick update on that. I think it's like 4.8. Okay. Well, okay. Yeah, he could get there. If you were watching this episode, and you are not following Barcel Gregg

our number one soccer correspondent on those of sports No Trivia whiz go give him a fall Let's get him to 7 Let's give him to 7K

Yeah Maybe even 8 I'll fuck it I'll say 9 Let's get him there What What did you say Pull up 17 and O

with J J.M. McCarthy We'll play that in a little bit So that was G and then the O column Yeah column Bosco and Mek become friends, that's not going to happen.

I don't want to... This is a terrible one to read out loud. Larry Bird dies. Oh my God. And I will say, on record, when we start predicting... Who did that? You're going to do no deaths? No deaths. We are not predicting deaths in the back half of 2026.

Ella Griff, by the way... Larry Bird? I floated this idea to her. She has some opinions. Okay. So get her in here first? Yeah, I think so. So, hopefully, she does not go into the death category.

But I think she has some out-there predictions for, 2026 in the back half. Carlos Alcaraz or Yonix Center don't win the U.S. Open. I mean, probably should have gone French for that. Omaha Burns. K.B. left that one up to interpretation.

Maybe we send Connor Burns. Yeah, I was going to say. The last game of the college world series. And then Cam Little breaks field goal distance record. Okay. I like that one. That's doable. And that would be what?

He hits a, like, 70-yarder. What did he hit in the preseason, 72? 72, yeah, 71, 72. I like that one. There's someone there that are doable. You can actually, you actually kind of have control over some of them as well. I mean, and the mostly one's going to start off hot with the free space, right? Yep, yep, yep.

That's T.J reveals Dong as foretold by... The song? Yep. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. We got to call. What was that? And I'm der.

T.J. I just texted Ella Griff and hopefully she's making her way in here. And then, yeah, I was telling everybody in the office who had a pulse, like, hey, you know, coming to mostly sports at some point because this is a show. Like, we don't really have any current events to talk about because we don't know what current events are going to be now. Maybe that's a prediction we made. Maybe that's going on right now, June 30th. I don't, I don't know. Oh, my God.

Oh, my boy. That no hitter last night? Yes. Oh, combined or? Right. Like, the actual no hitter. That actually counts. Cam Schlittler

Jacob Mizorowski they were just I actually don't think this works I think this is actually just during the All-Star game I think the All-Star game Had no hits Is it? What is the M-O-Vy All-Star game? That's not for

That's not until after 5-4 I mean yeah What are you drunk? Cam Schlettler Great last night Nine Nine innings from him I'm

Jacob Miserowski Another fantastic star Incredible old hitter He almost had a perfect game If not for that error So yeah The perfect game was crazy last night The second baseman

Mm-hmm Bryce String Well I just want to put it on record When we're talking about the all-star game I think this is going to be the best All-Star weekend that we've ever had Or All-Star Week I do

This guy in his Philly shit It's The two 250th anniversary of America right around July 4th in Philadelphia where it should be the nation's capital. I don't know why it isn't.

Kind of fumbled that. Yeah, I know. Whatever. But it's going to be a historic event. It's going to be patriotism to the endth degree. I think hopefully we get a great home run derby because they're going back to the original rules. It's a hitter-friendly ballpark. And I think, yeah, it's going to be really fucking sick.

Hopefully, Rob Manfred shows out. If Philadelphia was the nation's capital, would they be the Philadelphia nationals? Hell of a question. And would Washington, D.C. be a multiple sport town? No one would ever have lived in Washington, D.C. It's gross and disgusting in a swamp. It was land that neither state wanted. So.

I believe Washington, D.C., and someone can fact check me on this, but you can't because I'll be on a, on a, plain right now, but I believe Washington, D.C. was like, originally planned to be given back to each Virginia and Maryland. They were like, ah, we're good. This is nation's capital now. So there would be no Alex Ovechkin.

I guess so. There's no Steven Schrasberg. That's why it's like a weird, it's kind of a weird shape. It's the... Interesting. That's why it's got a weird shape. Weird. Okay. I didn't know this vote happened, but

Yeah, like this was like way back in the day. It was supposed to be given back. It was Lando's loaned. Yeah, this is this. This is impossible to see. This is terrible. Uh-oh. Oh, come on in.

Ella. Oh, and Reed. Reed, get in the day. Watch off as a chair in the way that Connor left. I didn't leave it there. Right at the hotel door. We've been really pressing the read button a lot this week, by the way. Wait, really?

Oh, yeah. Reed, you're in everything. You were just on mostly ladies yesterday. When this releases. Yeah. I was in like a second. Into the mic. Into the mic,

Here, move that guitar. You could use that guitar if you want to. You want me to sign the guitar for you? I just played on it. Yeah. No, I'm good. Thank you.

All right, all right. Okay. Ella, how's it going? Okay. Also, did you text me back, by the way? Because... No, I was just... Oh, my God, that was really loud now.

I was talking with Reed in the kitchen. Okay. So I was like, let's get our thing straight. Good. My phone's been doing this weird thing where it keeps buzzing like I'm getting text messages,

but it's not receiving any text actually. So I didn't know if Ella was texting me back or anything. But thank you guys for coming. Do you guys want to start off? You seem like you have a lot, Ella, that could really be like a big closer. I don't know if Reid wants to be the lead up, the appetizer, and then you really...

I think Ella was the start. Yeah, I was definitely... Honestly, I got too excited when you said predictions because I don't think that some of these are going to happen by the end of 2026. Okay. But I think that AI is going to retaliate and take over the world.

I always think about the movie age of Ultron. the Avengers one. Yes. And everyone's like, oh, it's so cool. Like,

no, I think that's legit. But for this year, I feel like... That was just a nice little one to throw in there in general. Yeah, I know,

because I really believe in that. Okay. What does that... Can you elaborate on what means AI takeover? Did you watch the movie? No. I'm asking...

Everyone needs to go watch it. It really is a, yeah, foreshadowing tale on the times. And we don't have Thor or Hulk. Because it's already gotten smarter because everyone talks to it every fucking day. We just fought with it. Yeah

dude, we just fucking fought with it. You were fighting who? We were fighting chat TV too. It was fucking sick. Oh, you guys are on the forefront of the war like trying to get ahead of it and take it down. We're like talking shit to do you like want to retaliate against people? You're like talking shit. Yeah. I think that actually the number one phrase you can use

the weapon against AI is are you sure about that? Yeah. Create self-doubt because it thinks it's all knowing. Yeah, I like that. Make it insecure. But yeah, go head, Ellen. Your, some of your prediction. Fresh off of fighting with chat, CBT. I think.

And ripping a fat cloud. I know. I'm thinking maybe some, I have to think something with like the GLP ones. Like, like it'll be like at CBS. Like shit like that.

Like I don't know. But see, that's, oh God. 2026 is like coming to a close, honestly. I think that people, there's going to be rumors about like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. I don't think they're going to break up, but I feel like people might try and...

Wait, what? They're getting married, aren't they? Right. I feel like people love to speculate like, oh, they haven't been seen together or... I think that they'll be fine. T.J., you got to take on that? I think they're probably going to make it. Yeah.

But I feel like other people are going to be trying to speculate, trying to act like shit's going to sound. I agree. I agree for sure. I think, well, this is so... I'm hoping that Alex Earl and Braxton get back together. Oh, no. You're not buying the Benson Boone rumors? No, that is fake.

That is so fake. That's fake. There's no way. He loves Benson. I'm just saying there's no way she would date Benson Boone. Why do you say that? Is that out of like she's above his status or he's below? I just think that whole thing is like like a PR kind of like, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I know what you're saying. It's just like fucking stupid shit, honestly. Because people are saying she's going to be in his music video. Yeah. Yeah. Like the two teens talk. I'm like, oh, I think this would be great for our image. You know what I'm saying?

But also, she doesn't really seem like someone that would do fake shit for, like, people. I really? I don't know. I think maybe. I don't know. So to cash yours, your Alex Earl Braxton prediction, what do you have to see for them? Just like seen holding hands in a club, IG official. Like, hooking up.

up holding hands at a club. Okay. All right. I spot it on a date. Ooh. What do you guys think about Alex Earle and Alex Cooper? Because her show is Alex Earle's reality show is probably going to come out and there'll be, there'll be stuff in there. I think.

That's all for show, right? That's all. No, I think that's real. I think that's like real like. Kugazi, Fugazi, it's a wazi. It's a wazi. You're not buying the Benson boom Alex Earl. You're saying that's PR.

That's PR. But you don't think that the fight, the public fight to drum up controversy around a reality show is a PR son. I think that's real, like, yeah, I think that's like real shit that's going on. You know what I'm saying? Because she left unwell. Yeah. Like a horrible, it was like a horrible split. And then she thinks up like I'm trying to get.

What was she doing? I don't know. I mean, Raid, you were like tangentially attached to this whole beef. What do you mean? Yeah, your girl. Well, Bree was. You're a good friend. involved in it.

Oh, wait. We're talking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you, you seem to have pretty strong opinions about this because Brie was in the center of it and I'm just curious. I don't know. I don't have like a strong opinion on it. I think, I just thought that was my opinion on it.

Like, I don't know anything like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're not getting the inside scoop? No, dude. He and Bree like don't even talk really. Don't say that, dude. We don't. Yeah, but you're like the type of friends where like you can go a year without seeing each other. And it's like, nothing happened.

We haven't even like hung out. Yeah, I guess, right? Yeah, yeah. You're a busy guy. I mean, sure, yeah, yeah, we'll say that. For sure. I mean, yeah, yeah, for sure. Do you have any predictions rate on anything you'd like to get off the chest?

I have a prediction about me. Oh. I think I will get a girlfriend in 2020. Stop. Let's fucking go, baby. That's my number one thing. I predict that I'll still be single. No.

bro. Don't say that either. Let's manifest love. Yeah. Guys, just like get together right now. No, no. Yeah, cash both your bed. Yeah, that's the easy way of going about it.

No, like, I'm manifesting a girlfriend though, for sure. 2026 is my year getting a fucking girlfriend. God damn right. Do you think that'll make you, that'll fulfill you? You think that'll be like, or do you think once you get there and you get in the relationship, maybe you don't, you're in a relationship, maybe you don't want to be and will you still be happy? I do love the chase. And then once you get these girls that you like, you don't like them.

I mean, I guess it'll depend on the girl. I think I'll try to get a nice girlfriend for sure. Yeah. Chase her and then if it works out, it works out, you know? Yeah. Don't feel a pressure just to get a girlfriend because then you wind up in a situation where you might. Yeah, obviously, but you don't have to settle for one. You can be happy alone.

Yeah. You just got to have the right mentality about it. And then when you're really happy and you're really feeling yourself, you find someone you really like. I feel like that's now, Ibo. That's now. No, but that's now. You think that's now? That's now.

Like, it's 2026. We're coming in fucking different girlfriend time. Wait, how old are you? I'm 25. So I'm 26 and I have some years on you. So I'm going to sit you down here and give you something. He does like you do like seem like a little older like 27, 28, 29. Yeah, he's older.

You know what I'm saying? Like he gets off like older vibe. I've been in your shoes. before we yeah he gets off like one year older i know but he he gives off like older dad vibes like yeah like i'm gonna take care of you what are you fucking old dude there are people who say i'm jacky robinson when he broke no no there are people who say oh yeah i want a girlfriend i want a boyfriend i want to go out with somebody i need to do this by the end of this when when you put it on a timeline like that then you usually wind up in a situation where yeah you are forcing a relationship

or settling people say that shit or settling for a relationship and then you wind up in a spot where it's like Yeah, it might be like okay, but it's not great, you know? So just be weary of that. I agree. I hope that the right girl comes around for you, and you're not just in a relationship to be in a relationship because you want to. I go for like the toxic blonde kind of. Yeah, that's crazy.

Do you have any professional goals this year? Anything you want to do? Collaborate with anybody. Yeah, I honestly haven't thought of the professional goals. This is good. This will be good for when you have to do your mid-year review with Chuck in about a week. Actually tomorrow. Okay.

Oh shit. This is maybe something you should think about going into that meeting. Yeah, definitely, yeah. Chuck will definitely ask me that. I guess I'll think of that tonight, Evo, right? Yeah, I'm not. You're right, man. I got some homework tonight, too.

Thank goodness you came in here. Otherwise, yeah, we wouldn't have even talked about it. Yeah, but how do you guys, you guys, do you guys like kind of think I'll get a girlfriend or? Like, you guys, you guys were kind of like, nah, I don't think you guys are going to get a girlfriend. Oh, here. Right fucking time. I think you are going to end up really liking a girl and you're going to be like, yeah, we're going to date. Like this, we're going to end up dating.

And then three weeks goes by and I'm like, oh, how's that girl? And you're like, I'm not feeling it anymore. Reed, you could blow. Here's where you can really cheat the system of goals. Your goal is one girlfriend? Yeah. Have one girlfriend? One girlfriend.

What if we have two girlfriends? Two girlfriends? The will. They don't even have to be. Not at the same time. You get one girlfriend. You break up with her. you get a second girlfriend.

That's two girlfriends in one year. I just dated for a year. Or for one day, that's still a girlfriend. Why not three at once? No, I just want my girl. She can be from Canada, go to a different school.

It doesn't matter, dude. I want to, like, cuddle and shit. You know what I'm saying? Sorry, sorry. This is getting weird. No. That's my bad, that's by that. Hell yeah.

Like, I want to like, I want to like on a Sunday. You know what I'm saying? Like, wake up, cuddle, watch football, you know? As the snow's falling down. Yeah. Have her make you a sandwich or something. Yeah, dude, oh, man. You know, like, God damn, that's some vibes.

And Conner's over here like, oh, right time, right time. Like, no, I want it for the winter so I can cuddle while the snow's falling down while I'm watching fucking football. And then the summer we drop that bitch and it's single for the summer, right, Reed? No, man. Yeah. You could get a girlfriend in two weeks, Reed. I don't think that's the problem. Guys, no, I'm trying out here.

Like, I can't get one in fucking two weeks. I'm sorry. to admit it like I feel like I don't know I can't get a girlfriend right now to be completely honestly how you try are you on the apps no it's not like you're asking girls to date and they're saying no no you're right I but I try to go IRL you wanted to just date anyone you could I don't think that's the truth no well not I'm not saying you could date anyone you could get probably couldn't date like tape McCray or something yeah no but I'm saying if you just wanted a girlfriend and that's it you could ask someone to yeah that you wouldn't really like

That, then that's my point. Yeah. Make sure. Fill out the bingo car. Yeah. I definitely want to date like a bad bitch for sure. Yeah. Sorry, that was, I, that was very mean.

No, no. No, you're allowed to. Dude, yeah, who wants to date a chud? Yeah. Fuck, yeah. I love to fuck with that shit, dude. That's why I'm single. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's got to probably take like a special type of girl to like kind of date me. I feel like, though, you know? You're a catch rate. Yeah. She's got to be a bad bitch. Yeah.

No, I just feel like... Addison Ray? I feel like I'm... Huh? Addison Red? Yeah. You need a bad bit. Like, Ashton Earl.

Lasharty the bad. Ashen, Arleson. Ashen, Ashen. Ella, do you want to say anything to the most of sports audience? Maybe the single fellas out there? Um... The Ella fellas? I don't think there are any Ella.

Oh, yeah. Dude, there definitely is. Oh, you got this shit, bro. Like, give the motivation, like, to, like, go get a... girlfriend. I was saying, you just said, you know, oh, that's why I'm single. You know, I'm not dating chuds. Yeah, it's a little bit of-

We got plenty of non-chuds in our audience who might be interested in. Well, I'm a little bit of a chud sometimes. That's fair. That's fair. So, I don't know. When did that word come about? I think Katie convicted it last week. Yeah.

No. We started saying it in Miami of Ohio because it was green beer day. I remember. We were like, fucking with random people. We were like, oh, yeah, he's a fucking chud. And we were doing like, we were talking like clav. I don't know. That's a like...

I think Clave started it. Oh, okay. Yeah. It all goes back to Clave. It really does. Yeah, he got a nose job and everyone's saying that he looks ugly and that it's botched. And now he's like, can we just like not comment on my looks for a little bit? That's all you do.

Yeah. So yeah, do you guys think maybe Clave is going to be botched in 2026? He keeps getting more nose jobs. I like this one. Reverse nose job. Yeah. Or like a Michael Jackson situation where like you get so much. any surgeries and it's like it just can't even be fixed.

You got to. Oh, hey. Oh, hey, Brandon. We're kind of doing a show right now. I like doing the serious show. You want to pop in and give a prediction for something that's going to happen in the back half of 2026? We don't have a food prediction.

Oh, there goes the. Oh, right. Hey, no. Hey, walk. Hey, bwuck. All right. Put on his nap time settings. No, he's not saying.

Blutman moved the chair directly in front of the door. Oh, yeah, and it helped keep insurers out just like your desk at the hotel did. Yeah, the Ramada. I had your team looking. All right, we got it. When does that come out? July something. Okay, so are we spoiling it?

Oh, whatever. Look at the rest of it. I want an AJ Brown prediction. An AJ Brown prediction? All right, you guys are killing it. Give a prediction. Give a prediction. Huh?

You got a prediction? One of the three guests in the room will get fired by the end of the year. Oh, that's criminal. Oh, my God. You're a guest in the room right now. I'm sick to my stomach. Ella, obviously, it's not going to be you. Blumann obviously is not going to be you.

You think it's going to be me? No, the cat loves Reed. I love Reed too. All right. Bye, everybody. Bye, Brandon. We love you. No.

Everyone loves you, Ella. Thanks, Reed. Guys, I want to do an AJ Brown prediction. Why? Well, because I just feel like he's going to... Leave those a little open tomorrow. He didn't have like the best season, right?

Oh, so you, AJ Brown bounce back. I'm sorry, I was just seeing a straight crack from Brandon. Like, do I need to get specific? So right now from Ella on my bingo card, I have Ultron comes to life. Alex Earl Braxton Barrios back together and AJ Brown bounce back season. Yes.

whatever happened with Alex Earle and Alice Cooper Do they just drop their beef because one of them's pregnant? They're saving it for the show in Alex Earle's reality show. Alex Earl has a reality show? It's coming out soon. And why do you know this so well? I'm tapped into that shit for sure.

I kind of love that shit. You tapped into Alex Earl? Yeah, I think she's a very cool personality on TikTok for sure. I was with the eyes there. Says deviously. Yeah. That was really suspicious. I think she's very cool.

What's the best part of her personality, or titties? Oh. No, yeah. I mean, she's got good, good breasts. All right, thank you, Brandon. It's a good one to go out on. See you next week, Brandon. Somebody's going to, yeah, we've got to move that chair out of here.

Oh, that chair's thing. The AJ Brown bounce back. See you next week, Brandon. The AJ Brown bounce back. Well, that's what he said. You're going to take him a fancy football? Sure. But, like, people say AJ Brown basketball.

He didn't have that bad of you. He still had over a thousand yards. No, I know, but like I feel like he's going to legit be a fucking star in everyone talking about him. Emotional bounceback? Maybe. Yeah, his aura is going to return? Yeah.

Yeah. I like that. Ooh, because do you see what he was saying? He spent a Patriots fan's whole life even when he was an eagle. That's crazy. That's ridiculous. But AI photos of himself as a kid in jerseys was a weird. It's a weird one.

Can you give me something other than girlfriend? Can you give me? I need something else for the bingo card. What is that? Yeah, yeah. Maybe someone's going to break up or a new food will drop. Like, kale was a trend like.

Oh. And everyone would just eat raw kale. Or I feel like. Asaibals. Yes. Cale is a weird one. Amecato toast. Next big.

Machia. What's next? Boba. What's next? Health kick you're looking for. The next big help. People eating the rinds of their orange. O-Zempic, they're going to come out and say that O-Zempic is terrible and like no one's

going to be, like, everyone's going to try to like sue O-Zempic because it's got some like terrible stuff in it that like, you know what I'm saying? That's juicy. I think the opposite. Ozempic. I think it's going to become like super normalized. Yeah, that could be a good one. There's doctors that say it should be in drinking water because it's like it has other health benefits.

I'm scared of like the peptides because I feel like that's like a next step or it's like peptides are like even less regulated and people just buying them on like Chinese websites. That's really fun. And then shooting them up. I'm like I feel like we shouldn't be just be normalizing throwing needles in yourself. Yeah, no, that's actually really fucked. For miracle drugs that we don't know. I would agree. I was sorry.

Do you guys? Are you guys trying to see me? Hauntavirus. What is it? Yeah, that kind of just went away, right? Yeah, that was kind of non-story. That was probably another fake-created fucking virus. Oh, here's go.

Let's talk about that. I know. I don't know. Is that your prediction of a lab? No. A lab outbreak? We just had COVID. I don't know.

I don't think so. I just think they do fucked up shit to scare people. into getting what they want. Yeah. Like JFK was an inside job. Oh. Now we're really getting into it. Can you pull up the macrodosing logo on this?

Yeah. On the overlay. Have you been on macrodosing yet? No. We got to get you on there. Who is they? You refer to they. Who's they in this scenario?

Like the government. The people in power. Yeah. People in charge of the government. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, Ella, we got to keep you outside this summer. We can't have you locked down.

We know no viruses, no nothing. We need a full Ella summer of you just doing your thing. Yep. I've seen Ella at a bar twice. Really? Yes. And I said hello and then I went about my own way and I feel bad about it because I didn't really chop it up with you. That's fine.

But I also didn't want to disturb you because you were with your people and I was with my friends and I was like, I don't really know. And I've been on record saying you scare me. Oh, really? Yeah. Why? I don't know. I just says there's something about you or it's like I. I feel bad.

I'm like, I want to talk to her, but I feel like she just thinks I'm such a dweeb. Oh, no. Completely wasted. Exactly. I'm probably wasting her time. There was a while when Kadyk was afraid to say hi to me or text me about, like, work things. Yeah. Because he's like, I feel like you're, during the winter, I get really email because I just, seasonal depression, whatever.

And I'm just a bitch. And he's like, I was scared to even talk to you at all. But you're not a bitch. That's the thing. And I don't know why I'm bugging about it. No, I kind of just say what's on my mind. I love that. I don't really like that.

Yeah, it's cool. Hell yeah. Well, thank you guys for coming. You guys for joining. Yeah, well, we'll get somebody else in here. I actually, I do really like the Alex O'Braxton prediction. Really? I really like that one.

I don't think it will happen, but I want it to. Okay. Yeah. I like the AJ Brown one. Everyone draft him on your fantasy team. Oh, AJ Brown. Ella Griff, coming for Stephen Chase's job as fantasy expert. Thank you, Ella.

Reed, you want to take that chair with you? Yeah, can somebody get that chair out of here? Get that chair out of here. No, take the chair here. Now, the red one. The red one that you're backing up into. The red one, read. Behind it.

Now, the red one. No, that's the table. There we go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It was just, don't even notice it. Thank you, Ella. It was over in the lobby. If you just want to put it back there. Thank you, guys. I want that chair.

I don't have better ones. That's okay. I only have one. So she came with options. Can we get real quick? Five eight. Give it up for five eight spider. Yeah.

180 pounds. Massive. Yeah. Massive shout out in the Dave book. Proud to announce on 58 as of like yesterday. So I don't know. I did see. Sophia commented on the post an hour ago.

Yeah. An hour a week a week ago? On the Instagram post. So yeah, she's, I don't know. I'm going to end up. and like a character maybe potentially in both books I don't know what she said could we pull up the clip maybe

I don't get you in the movie which is good um yeah spiders definitely gonna end up in the movie all I'll say is by the book you know what I mean this is uh this is you know just a small excerpt of you know some great stories and I can't imagine there's much better stuff

than just you know what this is so um yeah oh maybe she deleted it what did what did she as I was writing this book It was like we can compare notes or something like that. Maybe I got got, I don't know, I could be wrong. Anyways, this is not, I came in here to share some conspiracy theories.

Give us one second. We're watching this clip right now. Oh, my bet. Hey, Sophia got done so dirty. Or any side that Dave is on is the wrong side. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Listen, I got no idea what you'll write your book. Maybe it'll be 100% accurate, doubt it.

But I do know this. In my book, Sophia Franklin is a. fucking liar. Women are going to believe her just because she's a woman because they feel bad for her or they don't like Alex, they hate my guts or whatever. That's fine. You can say whatever you want about me, but literally nobody has ever said

I don't tell the truth 100% of the time. So for all these women who think Sophia is a self-combe just remember who you're propping up. Also, I'm going to give a little bonus and there's more in this chapter. People are like, oh, are you going to give more stuff you've never given?

Quick story time. If anybody harassed or assaulted anybody during Call her Daddy's time with us, it was Sophia assaulting one of our nicest employees, Spider, the night of our Christmas party. Spider is basically our office manager in Jackal Trades. He's like 5'8, 120 pounds. 5'8. Sophia got so blackout drunk that she could barely stand at her Christmas party. Spider tried to escort her into an Uber so she'd get home safe.

A full-blown wrestling match broke out on the sidewalk. I think Sophia actually pinned Spider like King Kong Bun. and asked for a 10 count. The following Monday, Alex came into my office crying that she couldn't work with... Yeah, you're going to have to buy the book and read off for that part.

That's what I mean. I'm not going to speak on that. Yeah, I mean... That's big time, though. Buy the book. June 30th. Yeah, it's out literally today, right? This is June 30th, we're filming. This is coming out.

Is that right? Yeah, so today. Yeah. 5'8 would make Dave... Yeah, Dave 6-2. Yeah, no, I'm a flat. and humbled. I mean, great to be, you know, you never know when you're going to get mentioned by Dave if it's going to be in a good vein or bad. So I'll take it. 5-8. I did not have that on my bingo card. Go by the book. Well, what would be on your bingo card for back-out? I don't know. I mean, it's so, like, you know, Connor, it's anything's, anything is fair game. It could be a good thing. It could be a bad thing. You really never know until it's set. And in this instance, 5-8, I can live with that all day.

Do you have anything that you think might happen? I know you said it could be good, it could be bad. Well, we'll take whatever. And anything specifically in Barstool, in the world, in sports, whatever. I'm going to go with the world. I'm going to go outside of Barstool. Okay. I think there will be a significant, significant, significant development in the UAP, UFO, alien, extraterrestrial life world by the end of the year. there's been reason to believe that Donald Trump might be the president to announce or confirm existence of extra trestial life.

And I still think that's potentially on the table. I think every year there's just a little bit more and more information that we're given that's made public or, you know, new things come out. And it's fascinating to learn about, you know, when I was a kid, we were promised flying cars and stuff. We don't really have that. But I do think we have aliens. And I do think that we will learn about them sooner rather than later. That's a big one. That's a really good one.

What do you think aliens, do you think there are any aliens already here on Earth? Because some people like to say like an octopus is an alien. Yeah, I mean, listen, there's reason to believe, not that I believe this, but there are people that believe that like aliens exist underwater. Like the ocean, they go into the ocean deep into depths we can't get to and like that's where they live.

But yeah, I don't know. Obviously everyone thinks mostly predominantly out. outer space. But yeah, I think there's potentially aliens on Earth. Some things are just so coincidental. I really don't have an example right now, but yeah, I don't know. I don't really have much thought of this either. Spider, you might be sitting next to an alien right now.

That's what I mean. There's bizarre people all over the world. Bizarre people. In all different shapes and forms. And yeah, I think, you know, there's people that believe in like reptilian people. I'll bring Dante in next after I'm done here. Is Dante still here? I don't think so, but he probably knows a lot more about this than I do.

But I just think there's got to be something they're hiding from us. I mean, there has to be. I spent the weekend this past weekend at the military base, Coronado and San Diego. They have some great high-tech planes and everything, missiles. They had it all on display. You're mean to tell me that what they're showing us is the extent of the technology that we have. I refuse to believe that.

I want to see what's behind the curtain. They definitely have some spaceships that they're reverse engineering. Roswell was real. Aliens are real. That's pretty much all I got. Okay. Area 51. Area 51's played out, though.

You know what I mean? There's a new Area 51 somewhere that we don't know about because, you know, it wouldn't be a secret. How would we? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's what we had. Maybe Area 52 comes out in 2026. No way.

Oh. Maybe there's a sequel Area 15 That'd be sick I'm really mad that Dante's not in here Because I learned a magic trick That I really wanted to show them What?

Yeah, I did I've caught the magic bug But Thank you, Spider Thank you, guys Appreciate you having me Means a lot 58 Spider by the way

58 Spider You are so tall I would make your Wikipedia Hypothetically now Because there's a reference It would Like they have like a reference point To say that you're 5A

I'm going by 58 I'm gonna put that in my bio or something You should like get that excerpt from the shirt printed out or on a shirt rather. His quote. Yeah. Thanks guys. Bye, Spiter.

Thank you, Spider. Always a pleasure. You just saw the video of Spider on Deutsch. Five eight. Thought he was five eight there. I think he was trying to boost his own numbers to be like, well, Spider's 5'8, therefore here's me being much taller than him. Put that as a prediction. Spider and Deutsch

Wine up Tull guy wind up making it on national television in the trench coat Love Island Tall guy on today's show Yes I think that that might be one If Ellen was still around

They'd be prime for Ellen But whatever What did you got Tj? Grand Theft Auto 6 releases as scheduled When is that supposed to drop? November 19th, I think.

Good luck with that. I'm doing that out of hope. Trying to keep hope alive. You're trying to control it. There's a lot of naysayers. Let them know. T.J., let him know. Let a naysayer no.

November 19th is the release date. I think it's going to cost $100 and not be allowed on PCs and be super buggy at launch, but I think it releases in some extent on this day November 19th. What if they got to November 18th? And realized, said, yeah, we're not done with it.

And then they push it back another year. Would you, would you cry? Would you? Cry, no, because I've almost like not even considered it being real at this point. Like, like we're four months out, whatever that is, five months out, and I'm just not even considering that it exists. Yeah. Like they keep like announcing new stuff about it. They put out a release or a pre-order.

I think it releases on time because I hope it does. But I also have to buy a PlayStation to play it. That's the thing. I know some of my buddies back home were saying, I really want to play this fucking game, but I also don't want to spend the money on a brand new console. I'm so far behind on consoles. Come in.

Was somebody there? Oh. Mad Dog. Come on in. And McKenzie. Two women. Guys, the mostly ladies episode was yesterday. Oh.

Do you want to sleep? You're good. You're good. You stay. No, because we were doing macrodosing for about Yeah, we actually just started doing conspiracies with Ella, who you guys need to book ASAP. Yeah, she was great. Please have a seat.

Have a seat wherever. Yeah, wherever. You could rock the guitar you want. DJ, hit my cough button. Matt, though, you meet up with... Thanks, CJ. You meet up with Michael Ruben later? Oh, the white party.

Yeah. Am I right? And we're on Fourth of July break, I'm assuming as you're... Yes, June 30. Good one, Connor. Yeah. That's what I do. That was a good one.

Thank you, thank you. Welcome in, ladies. Hey, thanks. Mackenzie, happy belated birthday. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Happy birthday. At this point, it's now been like two weeks.

But thank you guys. When this airs. Yeah. Yeah, birthday month is really. Thank you. Movie magic. You don't know when this is reported. So true.

Very true. Do you guys have any predictions that you would like to get off of your chest for the back half of 2026 things that might pop up? I think so. You go first, Lezano. Okay, the only one I could think of Barso-related is that Dave Portnoy will be a New York Times bestselling author.

You're trying to get a raise or? No, I just couldn't think of anything else. I agree with you, McKenzie, but I actually think he's going to go number one on the chart. Yeah, okay, that's a better one. That's a better one. We already had our mid-year reviews, by the way. Oh, shit, okay.

All right, well, we can cut it in post. Today, when this airs, the book comes out. Right, happy book release day. So it's promotion for the book. We should have done that as the episode. episode instead of predicting. We should have, yeah, like a book club promoting the Dave Portnoy book just to be total. We could cut all this.

Yeah, we could do something. Start it right now. Yeah, we could do that. Are you guys coming out with an episode every single day on break? Yeah. Wow, that's awesome. And this one, as we established at the beginning of this recording, was the one where it was just like, we need one more to do.

Got it. And we found out last night, like, yeah, we'll just do a couch, boys. I can't imagine many made it this far into the episode. Okay, cool. I can say whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Fire off some takes.

Okay. My first one, I, again, this is like teetering into 2027, Olivia Rodriguez album with your nomination, if not a win. Can I point out? But for sure a nomination. Ella Griff also just texted me in all caps. Can you add Justin Bieber announces he's going on tour to mine? Oh, I like that too.

So in the same music realm, that's one. An heiress tour-esque is what I'm thinking. Maybe. Justin Bieber. But I like the Olivia Rodriguez one. Feels like Beavs is hotter in the streets. This is the hottest he's been since purpose, probably. Well, Coachella helped.

Yeah. Coachella. Hallelujah. Yeah. Yeah. We're the album Swag and Swag and Swag too. Is that what they were called? Yeah, I think so.

Right? I'm not a Bieber girl. I don't have Bieber fever. She does. Yeah, I am a believer. But I haven't been locked in as much recently to his new stuff. What are you locked in on, McKenzie? Anything.

Oh, right. Music. Olivia Roder. you go. TV. Off campus. Oh, dude. Have you been watching? I'm going on episode six. Oh, okay. So you're like, almost done.

You're in the show? Yeah. You're in episode six. Connor Griffin cameo. I show tit. Is this a... Lucky ladies watching. It's straight heated rivalry. Okay, I was going to say... No, no. Bit naive. I don't even think it's not... It's not... It's not... It's not the same at all. Yes. You qualified under the...

There also. We are in the... the golden age of smut shows. Are you aware of this? Like the summer I turn pretty, that's a smut show. That's a smut show. These are all books, though. Like, all of these have been books. We're really in the heyday or like in the prime of smut books.

What's the one with the, uh, where the girl goes to college and she meets Stephen DeMarco? Tell me lies. Yeah, tell me lies. That's like, that's not. That's smut. No, it's not. That's more smut.

I never lie. There's a lot of smut out right now. Okay. You just define smut. is anything with kissing in it? There's a lot. What a brood over here, Epo. Love Lys is like 90% making out.

It's not smut. What is? Tell me lies. 90% kissing and fucking. Love Island might be porn at this. Oh my God, it's disgusting. It's legitimately disgusting the stuff they're doing this season. I haven't watched.

Can I ask a question I was too afraid to ask on macrodosing today? Sure. Do they have sex on Love Island? So if you get invited to the hideaway, you do. Is the hideaway like the, What's the best version of it? You go to the highway. Well, you can have sex, but like there's other people sleeping.

They all sleep in the room together. So, like, things happen because they have the camera. They get, like, handsy, right? They get handsy. Some people may be having sex. But they never, like, you can't hear it. You just see other people being like. Okay.

While they're in their bed. I believe they refer to one of the girls getting some French fries on the last episode. Yeah, so when they do the hideaway. What does that mean? Fingered. They can't say, like, they can't say those things. I'm like, what does that even funny? So they use, like, they use, like, innuendos.

For some reason, they, like, they keep it classy when it comes to talking about. Yeah, oh, yeah. They'll show you anything. Yes. Well, they just, like, when they go to, like, overnight, they'll do, like, these cuts. So, like, here's all of the couples sleeping in their beds tonight. And then it'll be, like, one of them clearly, like, moaning. They zoom in onto the toes, and the toes are, like, clenched to love the man.

I'm like, oh, my God. It's, like, obviously something happened. Obviously, there's, yeah, some touching. Because, I always think about that because what's the one in Bachelor where they go away and have sex for the night? Fantasy Suite. So it's like that's like the hideaway, but the hideaway has like legit sex toys in it. Like you open a closet and whips. And whips and stuff.

Yeah. This is shocking. I thought Love Island was all sex all the time. Really? That's what I assume. Temptation Island. Oh, Temptation Island. That's Montoya.

Is that Montoya? Yeah. Yeah. I thought Love Island was all about that. Oh my God. That was close. That was like that was. That was a good pop right here.

You would have got kicked off the show if you hit that. That was close. I mean, we could just... We could turn this into a dildo throwing stream and see if we could hit it before Mark ever did. But anyway, I like that. That's also some free game for the fellows, by the way, French fries. If, you know...

Nicky Smog. You're with a girl. Yeah. I wouldn't take that advice. No, no, I know. Anything else? O-Rod, album of the year, Nod. Other things I predict.

I predict I will move into the apartment I signed my lease on next month. Guys, mad dog has just been talking nonstop about this apartment. It's awesome. I'm excited. But I predict I will move into it in the second half of the year. Of course you're going to. Well, that's a nail, I'm going to nail that prediction. No, you can't be doing that.

It's like me saying I'm going to go home tonight. Like that's, which I guess anyway might not. There you go. What else? I think obviously, well, again, an obvious one, Taylor and Travis wedding of the century. to what degree we see it who's to say okay there's been a lot the MSG talk I came in I can't get it

is that what you're about to say no there's just been a lot of talk about them on here on the bingo car we did at the beginning of the year Taylor swift having triplets was on there any any thoughts to that does she have the capacity to give birth to triplets you're running out of time the capacity she can do whatever she wants

I mean I think she could like physically I don't think that's happening maybe right now Do you think that their children are more likely to be blessed athletically or musically? Oh, definitely music. Oh, I think athletically.

He's tall. I'd say if they have more than one, probably both. But what sport? Volleyball. Yeah, I got to think Travis Kelsey. A girl volleyball or like basketball even. Because Travis Kelsey played basketball at Cleveland Heights. Shout out Cleveland Heights.

But no, I think that athletic genetics pass on at a much. higher rate than musical genetics. I also think whatever derivative genetics, Taylor Swift, musically gives her children, it's still just not. Well, it's obviously not Taylor's, but like.

It's an impossible, impossible thing to measure up to. Exactly. Measure again. Exactly. It's like LeBron. Exactly. Like, brawny is a great basketball player.

He is not LeBron. But I think Brony was given a lot of talent from his genetics. I think they will be more athletic. And she is a tall person. You think Brony's a good singer? Is LeBron. I'd say so

Is the project? No, I don't think so Okay I do think Or this isn't a prediction Have you guys been watching the Reunion trip From the 2016 Cavs?

Well yeah, by the time this releases Oh yeah, again, old news is my bad Yes, very, very fine I can't get enough I'm biased but I can't get enough Is that like your favorite team of all time? Yeah, for sure That and honestly

The like 2016 2017 Guardian Indians formerly. Sorry. Wow. But those 2016 calves were

special. By the way, I think the day that this episode releases I am going to be in Ohio. You're going to be at my house?

Maybe I'll swing by. I'll be road tripping back from the East Coast. Do you have any other predictions? No, I wish I did but I couldn't think of any. We're trying to just crowdsourcing them

right now. I'm trying to get other people to do the heavy lifting of this. Okay. And then I'm going to say, a cool based on what I've got right now cooler summer than I want

temperature-wise what I don't think it's going to get that hot this is oh I think that's already happening because it already is summer and it's not that hot but I think it's going to continue on that way I don't think we're going to see a lot of 95s for a week straight last week yeah worst tornadoes like in the history of mankind have been over the last two weeks

can't believe Deutsche and White Sox went to the second one that would be crazy but I think cool summer going into cross your fingers a more mild winter than last year okay so we got a farmer's

almanac in mad dog over here running us through what's going to happen I just feel it in my bones I listen I love what we've gotten so far this summer and people are going to hate on it and people are going to be like oh it's supposed to be Sunday every single day

we listen man we're just getting started the summer is still young and we'll see exactly what the rest but it tells. Ebo isn't even looking at me right now. He's pissed. You said you love it. I do. It's been... It's been like the most mid to below average summer star ever.

You're gone. Memorial Day was... You're gone every single weekend. Memorial Day was like the worst day ever. Worst weekend ever. You're just talking strictly weather? Yeah. You're gone every single weekend when... Yeah, Memorial Day was bad. Yeah, God for people are buzzing. And the city is on fire. I actually love... It's not too...

Not, not actually like the Great Chicago Fire. Not like that, but on fire in terms of... Totally. Sorry, Liam. What were you saying? No, no, no. I was going to say, like, thank you genuinely from the bottom of my heart for, you know, sacrificing yourself and your brain knowledge to jinx summer, make it not good in everyone's eyes. To me, it's really good because I could live through it. I can still walk home. Actually, Liam, I'm not too hot for me. I have an idea that I want to try at some point this summer.

I want to do Connor versus the sun. and I just want to I'll put sunscreen on but I just want to see how long I could sit in a chair at Lake Michigan because I don't know if I'll be able to do like a hot day I don't know if I'll be able to stay for more than two hours Do you get props? Do you get like games

or your phone? Yeah like I'm going to bring a bunch of shit to keep me occupied but I just want to be there and see how long I could stay. Liam if you want to join and we could do Are you going to concrete? Yes the concrete beach of Chicago and I'm just going to see because I need to get accustomed to the sun. That's the thing. You and I we just avoid it entirely which delays the

problem of ever getting accustomed to it. If we try and expose ourselves piece by piece, then we could get there to ultimately being friends with the sun. The alternatives I'd rather do for that are not safe to say on any podcast network. I will not see you there. All right. I'm just saying you could

swing by, but I want to make that an event. Connor versus the sun. Are you? Tougher than the sun. Yeah. The fucking sun. In a way. But again. You think you're tougher than the fucking sun. No. The front part of that tweet is the guy didn't put on sunscreen or he made fun of Thanks for putting on sunscreen.

I will be wearing tons of sunscreen. Yes, you have to. But I want to acclimate myself still to getting at least some of the rays, you know? Because I just completely avoided at all costs. Bingo prediction. It comes out that sunscreen is not good for you. No. They're already trying to do that.

Oh, shoot. Yeah. They're saying you need the sun. It's good for you. You should just get it. But everybody does sunscreen now part of their facial skincare routines. I told Cody that and he was like, you're telling me When you're sitting at work at your desk, you're wearing sunscreen. Absolutely.

It's like not a lot. I'm wearing sunscreen right now. It's a lotion. Prove it. I am. Do you see that pigment? Just flicking and blubbing off with the middle finger? That's okay.

That's a dozen team, mate. That is a dozen teammate. By the wait. Oh, 2027 prediction. Sabre Final 4. Okay. Jeff ain't lying that. Coate.

Is that mal a second? That is true. They'd be lying anyone. But Malsak was hot on the streets on Twitter. Yeah, he did well. Yeah. You brought up. You brought up Cody, by the way.

At this point, he's... Oh, yeah. Prediction. Two or three days married. Prediction. Who's the drunkest? Oh. At the wedding.

Connor will... That's definitely going to be me. Connor will tear up the dance floor. I'm so excited to go to a wedding with you guys. I just know all the ladies are going to be like, oh, who's that? Oh, my God. I'm planning on it. You're kidding.

It's going to be your big day. No. No. You're going to steal all the addiction. I literally, I just give a, get up and give a speech. I told, like that. At the after party. I told Cody and his fiance, I said, I was like, verbatim.

Last week when I saw them, I was like, I'm blacking out of your wedding. Well, yeah, I'm going to be really drunk at their wedding. Okay. But anyway, this episode comes out a few days after the wedding. So you'll know. You guys will see. You'll have seen on social media, I'm sure. Yeah.

But I'm very excited. I was at a wedding this past weekend. And I had the thought. And so no one steal this. I think it would be fucking hilarious. In lieu of a best man speech in my wedding or in lieu of an actual priest or someone officiating, Brandon Walker officiates and then gives the best man speech in my wedding.

Wow. Not bad. Officiating would be very funny. Yeah. McKenzie and I will say we went to Big T's wedding last week. Brandon Walker was there. What color were his teeth? Were they red?

Was there a red pig bag? No, there might have been a red stain. Yeah. a purple stain, but he was so fun. And I'm, I, possibly again, prediction is Brandon Walker going to be at Cody's wedding? Who's to say? That actually, who's to say? But I hope that he comes because he was so fun at Big T's wedding.

He was. But oh no, I think I will be, I think we'll all be fairly, fairly drunk at Cody's. Okay. Imagine Cody did the cash bar. No shaming. No shaming. Why do I? You know, I think it's going to be a fun time

And I think I wish you were all crying I know It would be fun It would be nice I don't want to step on your toes Connor No

It's actually so true I'm very excited for the trip to bottle We can't have anyone Hindering the amount of women That Connor is going to get So like we need the least amount of the men Can I give you a move that I pulled At this most recent wedding

That everyone had a lot of fun with Sure I would just go up to guys On the dance floor They had their ties or shirts buttoned up all the way. It would go, hey man, the groom came up to me. He says you're not the dress code.

You either got to take that tie off or undo two buttons. And everyone loved it. And it brought the energy out. And I think you can steal that one. Were you a tire on the head guy? No. That was big tea at his wedding and tire on the head. I don't think it.

Why? At his own wedding? That's fantastic. Yes. I like that. Him and all the groom's been done. Yeah. I still need to get pants.

I don't have pants. What do you mean? Like I need a nice pair of pants You don't have an FP pants? I don't have a suit. I've never owned a suit in my life. I have a blazer that I just usually wear

with khakis or something but I look like a fucking pledge. You can't wear khakis to the wedding. Yeah, I look like a pledge. What do you do? Like go to Joseph A. Bank? Yeah, I'll get something. Order something online right now.

You take it to a tailor. It'll be done in a day. On Brandon. Maybe. Wait. Are you, like, what's your tie situation it's going to look like? I'll have a tie.

I have a Mandalorian tie that I like to break out every now and then. But it's subtle, it's subtle. How? You have to really swing. Oh, like you're actually going to wear it. I might, yeah, good looking tie. I'll need to get ready with you. Please.

Oh, my God, we should do a get ready with me all together. Oh, my God. Because we're all saying, spoiler alert. All of us that are going from work are all staying in the same Airbnb. Yes, very subtle. Brandon too. Brandon is well. He will get an invite.

He did get an invite. You got, like, you guys got invites. but we're all staying in the same Airbnb. We should all do like a group, get ready with me. Spill Secrets, Gossip. Oh, my God. Me and Connor did. This is scratching me right where I itched, dude.

Did you guys do one for your wedding? We did one in Manned in North Dakota, and I never forget. Oh, yeah, that was, we did one of the best transitions that's ever. I wore that. I wore purple. You wore. I wore a blazer and then gray pants. Oh, no.

Were you on purple? No, I was in Navy Blue. But yeah, we did a transition TikTok that did Numbis. I do remember that. I missed that trip. That was good. You and all your friends. All my friends responded to it.

And they were like, oh, shit. Mm-hmm. Who were these two gentlemen? My friends are obsessed with Connor Griffin. I miss that trip, Connor. It was great. We'll get back to the Dakotas at some point. Yeah.

Just don't out, don't, can't outdo the bride at her wedding. Also, don't outdo McKenzie and I at Cody's wedding. Of course. You can't do me. It's fine. No. I would never, McKenzie. I have too much love.

and respect for you. Thank you. I'm not letting you do that to her. Yes. Well, is that you guys got anything else to predict or anything? Unfortunately, we don't want to take up too much of your time.

I don't know. I don't mean like Brown's predictions. They suck. I don't know. Brown sucks. I don't want to like James, you know. Brown sucks. That's two free spaces.

You're going to say Josh Allen, bills. Yeah, but that's like next year. Yeah. Are we doing season or? No, just the end of 2020. Yeah. New Year's Eve,

2026. You know, he's a dad now. He's got things to worry about. That's a good point. There's more to life. There's more to life. Something. Than football.

Okay. Well, thank you both very much. Thank you for having us. Thank you for thinking of us. We'll see outside of this studio, probably in the next 30 minutes. If you made it this far listening, thanks. Yeah. Happy Fourth of July.

Watch our video, our golf video that comes out in two days. Yeah, you're going to want to. The golf video. Is there anything? Oh, my God. Is there anything? Has anything been teased about that video? When is it's publicly by this point?

June 30. We've teased it. Okay. This will be out on. July 2nd. We've teased it, but like we haven't said what happens. We just said you have to watch it. There's no clip revealed. Unless you're in this office.

PFT showed the clip to Max Homa and Max Homa said it was the funniest thing he's ever seen. It is a riot. I can't wait to see how people react. Must watch. I've watched the clip maybe 50 times. I've never even heard about the clip. Oh, Blotwin will talk about there. You didn't? Yeah.

I've never even heard something. You're going to. I love it. I feel like this like like Fasoli last year internet invitation. Its whole office was captivated by it. Does it rival that? I think I'm pure to shock factor. It's so much funnier. Fosolis is funnier because it's Fasoli.

Yes. It's like the whole thing of it. But this one's like it could have been anyone. We have some footage to show you come to our desk after this. I will be there as soon as possible. Yes. And tune into that episode on the macrodosing YouTube channel. I can't wait to see it. July 2nd Thursday. And yeah, good plug right there.

Must see. Thank you guys very much. I'll plug a must see on it. I haven't even seen it yet. It's going to be a great video. Period. Okay, thank you guys. TJ.

I hope we're having fun in Italy at this point. I am. Oh, Faza. Yeah. I predict I opened a God pack of Pokemon cards on Lake Homo. Wow. I could go viral. Imagine how viral that would go.

Buy some Pokemon cards at the airport or something. and yeah, they open everything in Lake Como. I got a booster box of prismatic evolutions. You need to be fun. Take pictures and film Lake Como for me for the Star Wars value of it all. Do you want me to take some B-roll for the murder mystery next year?

Perhaps. That's, of course, where Anakin has the scene with Natalie Portman, Queen Amadala, or Princess Amadala, and she says, you know, or he goes, I don't like sand. It's, it's course. rough.

Gets everywhere. That's my favorite Star Wars movie. It gets everything. I've watched that one like 15 times. Yeah, like Victor Wenimama. Victor Wenama says it's one of his favorites. Well, you know why it's... So, uh, growing up on long road trips, we had a portable DVD player and like the only

three movies were over the hedge. Mm. Uh, the Rocky, Rocky and Bullwinkle season two and Star Wars episode two. Those are like the only three, I just rotate between those three movies on the, on the, yeah, that's great, trip, so. Also, the portable DVD players were awesome. Yeah, I was so jealous of my friend Matty Toronto that had like the car with the Oh.

Like the console is a Honda pilot, I think, and it had like the drop-down screen. Yeah. But it had like the red, yellow white connector so you could like plug shit into it. So we had like the SpongeBob plug-in-play TV game that you could throw on there. Or like one road trip, we had like an original Xbox like in the car. Yeah, I'm going to say I hate that guy too. Did you hit my cough button? All right.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, I'm good. Are you Flemmy? What's going on today? Just a long weekend. You can plug this. A lot of travel.

It's fine. Good one, Blumen. Can you put down the bingo card and me and Connor never go to that parade? Dude. Connor, we're going to the parade. You have to go the parade.

Also, oh, this looks fun. Blumman, the more you talk about it, the less of a payoff it's going to be. Yeah, you're right. So let's, where we're going to the parade. but we'll leave it at that. Imagine playing this in a car. Yeah, that rocks.

Getting carsick. So fun. My orthodontist used to have this in her waiting area. Yeah, I do remember this. Fucked it up. That was the only fun game. The other one's kind of suck. This was a dentist game for sure.

Good call, Connor. Yeah. My dentist had Lego Star Wars, but you never had enough time to actually, like, no anything. Yeah, same. It was like McDonald's had the game cute. Yep.

Play Monkey Ball. Our McDonald's had Smash Bros. Brawl and then one had Super Mario Sunshine but only the first level and then the other one had Animal Crossing but it was on like a 10 minute timer and You can't do anything in 10 minutes on Animal Crossing Ours was a crash bandicoot Oh hell yeah

Oh Burger King at Spiro Yeah no lie When the Neopets came out at McDonald's I Loki ended up with like 150 neopets Oh yeah the little one Yeah I collected so many Neopets from McDonald's Were you old enough for Neopetons? Were you old enough for Neopetons?

Neopets? No. Oh my God. Neopets to me was like, Oh, yeah, these don't have. This was hit. Like, in third grade, like, Neopets was the shit.

It was Club Penguin and Neopets. And silly bands. It was like, Dude, oh my God. Neopets was akin to, like, Webkins was all sort of thing. This is not even close to the same era as silly bands. That's like saying, like, the Beatles and,

uh, fucking, Googoo dolls are the same era. You got my eras mixed up? Silly bands were five years close. of Neo Pets. Easily. Neopets was like early 2000.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't remember those at all. I had no idea what those were. Remember that NFL? What was the NFL? There was like all these online worlds that kind of popped up. Oh my God. For kids.

There was an NFL one. It was like NFL one or something. Wizards 101 was one. What was the NFL one? It was like NFL blitz or NFL. I remember it. Oh my God. Do you know what Kong?

No. He had like Club Penguin. Neopets The Winks Club I play club penguin Every fucking You find Rock Hopper Yeah dude I did

I once found Rockhopper And I immediately got on the phone House phone looked up my buddy's home phone Called his house His mom answered so confused I'm like can you put Kenny on the phone Dude I found Rock Hopper You gotta get on right now

You gotta get on And we got on and we like The server crashed We didn't even get to meet him Damn, I'm sorry, but Rush Zone NFL Rush Zone That sounds right

Oh my God Yeah Those little characters This is so new to me Is that Arian Foster? Yeah, no, that's it I remember that redhead And the blue hair

Oh, whose stomach just gargled Into the mic Not mine I tell if it was I don't know if that was picked up On people watching at home If they can hear that Oh, tip of my joystick

Tip of my joystick All right This is just saying that Is there any footage of it? Henry Winkler was in the game? It's not NFL Russon. It was way more like Club Penguin. What?

All right. That looked like it though. We'll get to the bottom of it. This is really, because I'm not the only person that's Maybe it was this. It was this. It's 100% this.

I mean, it looks like Club Penguin in a way. Oh, a little, little Gaga. Way to go, DJ. I guess it looks like we have to punt the whole episode. Mama. This is pretty cool. I used to fucking live for, like, old flash game websites. Disney Channel had some great, uh...

Cart. I loved... There's a Powerpuff Girl's Snowboarding game that I used to play for what I could only assume would be days at a time. I would make a sandwich with Zach and Cody, I think. Or no, with Lilo and Stitch. Most of those games are completely gone. You can't play on.

Adobe Flash Player deleted. Unless somebody, like, save the ROMs and found a way to, like, report them, like, most of them. A lot of them have become lost media, unfortunately. It's a damn shame. It was, like, a Nickelodeon gas. Do you guys know Nick Gas? I think so. It was Nickelodeon games and sports, and it was, like, a channel that all they did.

did was run like Legends of the Hidden Temple and guts and Double Dare, like the competition type shows. And they had Nick Gas games on the Nickelodeon website. And there was like a basketball one. That was super fun. I don't know if that's like an experience that kids have these days. That's what I'm saying, dude, the cultural experience that we all go through in our youth, wherever we can relate to one another. We don't share anything. But that also, I mean, that's how this show can be bored and we can kind of live out the dream of being.

sports anchors sitting up here talking to a mic it's like fuck yeah we didn't decentralize a little bit there would never have been an opportunity for a place like barcel sports or mostly sports to come to life and you got we would have just been dreaming about this world you got really deep right yeah t-cha but I'm gonna need you to hold that thought evo let's let's look at this power puff girl game mojo dojo what the fuck the bunny slope what the hell is this these are some big memories All right? Are you W-A-S-D right now?

What are you controlling? I don't know if I like this game. What, I lost all your bunnies. Yeah, this game sucks. No, it doesn't. It looks like you can go even further down the hill here. You suck. It's totally, it should be the opposite way.

No, it should be from behind her. Not, well, okay, not like that. The camera angle should not be, you can't judge the width of the slope. What did you say make a sandwich? Yeah, it was like make a sandwich with Lilo and Stitch. Stitch was going around making a sandwich or something. And then there was a game that was kind of like Pac-Man with Zach and Cody from The Sweet Life

and you had to go hotel floor to hotel floor. I don't know. Do we have anything else, by the way? Yeah, I don't know. How long have we been here, T.J.? Like 1-10, 115. So we should do 82-0 before we say Eric Gives. Oh, one thing.

Yes, this was it. The sandwich stacker. Wow. Oh, I remember this, too. Oh, yuck. Oh, my gosh, Connor, what a pole. You're supposed to put the good meat on there. Connor, what a pole.

Yeah, that. Get the cheese. Get the cheese. Is that a full rabbi? Nothing beats a perfect sandwich. A perfect Sammy. What a pole, dude. Ah.

Oh, bliss. Yeah, it's good, dude. Oh, games used to be so much. better. Do you remember the impossible quiz? Yeah. You guys want to think... Oh. What if we try to pass that? I like that idea, Ebo. Instead of doing 82 and O.

We can do both. I just was going to say... Oh, this is a great sandwich. Really good. That's going to be a 100, yeah. I was going to say, we got a couple people in the room. I was like, oh, yeah, before we say our goodbyes, this is completely unrelated. But it comes to mind because you two, Ebo and T.J. are Irish good buyers. Oh yeah. And I worry about you guys every single time.

When did I, I, I've kind of giving it up a little bit. You think? Yeah. Thursday, after the dozen, I turned to the guy next to me and I said, I got to go home and I went home. That's, but I mean, the dozen after party, there were like 30 people in the section. I'm not going to go up to everyone individually and be like, hey, it's 1 a.m. I'm going home. T. TJ and I were out of the bar

last weekend and I look around. I'm like, oh, fuck, TJ's not here anymore. Yeah. And he just left. But if you had the reputation as an I I'm like, well, okay. If you have that reputation, you should just know they're like, oh, he went home. I do feel bad about it.

Then why do you do it? Because I want to go home. You could go home by letting us know, hey guys, like, I gotta leave. But then I gotta feel bad about it twice. No. You don't have to feel bad for saying goodbye. Ah, bro, one more.

I'm already. She's good. Maybe I've given it up a little bit. I do feel the need. I'll put that on my bingo card. No more Irish goodbying the rest of 2026. I just, I want to put that out there for everybody. I am so out on the Irish goodbyes.

I worry about my friends. I wish I could say one last thing to them before they leave for the night. And you two, it's happened with both of you in the past where I'm with you guys out and then I look around. I'm like, oh yeah, fuck, they're not even here anymore. Sounds like you need to start leaving the bar a little earlier. No. Sounds like you're staying on a little too late guy. No, no.

A little too much fun. maybe like, but maybe they could like text you as they leave. That'd be a good baby step. Because I get it from TJ's point, if you were, it's like, man, you be saying like, I could buy it. And all these people try to say, no, no, no, stay, stay. Now it is a double, triple quad feel bad. No, because you stand your ground.

You say, hey, I appreciate it. But no, I really got to go home. Yeah, but then like feels bad. It does feel bad. I guarantee you it feels worse. for the person who's telling you to stay as opposed to them looking around 20 minutes later and seeing that you're not there and you didn't

even say goodbye. That is my take on it. Bloodman. Blood. Blood. Should we do the impossible quiz? Do you remember this game? Does anyone remember this game?

Yeah. Please, like literally anyone. Do you remember this? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Do we have a full... You didn't ask for your cough by them.

Do we have the full being? No, not even close. Okay, all right. Alright, yeah, here we go. How many levels are there? How many holes in a polo? Oh, no. DJ.

Oh, you have to click, I remember this one. You have to click the number one. Oh, should we, do we have to get rid of the audio too? Yeah, we can get it. Spot me do. One, you click the red one, I believe, in the circle. How many holes in a polo? Four?

Because it's a shirt? Or two... Oh, yeah, okay. Can a match box? Nobody can. Yeah, nobody can can. Oh. Answer this question backward.

Okay. K-O. You click the answer. Yep. All right. Yep. And go out and around. Nice, nice, nice.

Yep. Next question. Okay. Really big. I think it's really big Answer Oh no It's answer

Oh Braun Yeah of course Oh no Oh it's infinity Oh no search Braun is joining us I think it's up to the right maybe Come on

You gotta find it Go more middle It's gonna be green Yep yep yep Nice Oh fuck I think it's bottom left Braun

Get the fuck out of here That was an inside Alright, yep, let's try one more run. We know it's four. One more. Can I have one more chance? Can I have one more chance? Yep, up and around, T.

That was so fucked up, Ron. You did that in perfect. Elephant. Elephant. Like, you've never done that anymore. Yes. Bottom right. Bottom right.

I'm trying to draft. Oh, wait. Fans and seats. Wait, what? Wasn't it the answer? Okay. Choose food? The mouth.

Teeth. let's go we gotta skip question a question mark it's end I actually don't know Ron I don't remember this one

Dude you're Shut the fuck up Ron That was my Shut The living fuck up You're causing all this confusion Four We were in a rhythm

All the way around Shallets Alphant Yes that one Probably No, it's top right. D.

Oh, I'm sorry. These. Question mark? No, you just do a question mark. Would it be an? That question mark. Darn. 11?

It's in. All right, I take it back, Braun. The one in the eye. It's the one that dots the eye. You're still cool. Oh. Thang. What is?

I like for tang. A hole? Do torch. Dude, Torch. He took this test like two years ago. He hasn't been out the game as long as I. He is a young end. You have to spell horse.

Okay. Seventh letter of the alphabet. That would be H. No, A-L-P-H-A-B. What is it? Of the alpha. So 1, 2, 3 is the 4-5-S-H. Yeah.

It's the red. Nice, nice, nice. Hey, what time. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, blue, orange, green, green, yellow. Wow. Owry. Shout out.

Skip. Wait, yeah, what do we? Oh. Wait, how many questions is this? I had no idea. Top left. Escape? Oh, God.

Fuck, fuck. Skip? Wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah. Did we just get that skip button or was that? Got it. Okay. Do they add stuff to this game? No.

Let's skip. Or maybe. Brand. Click the V in Lives. We're doing great. Shoe polish. Yeah, he's right. Oh, he's cooking right now.

Which of these place names doesn't exist? Full kit winker. Whoa. Is there one invisible up there? Is there one up there that's invisible? What's Bitchfield I'm lost here

I don't remember this To R's Facey Wow Duty's on a heater What question was that That was 22 No 24

So go to 24 Don't look at me like that Nobody knew the answer All the way around Nobody knew the answer Ron knew the answer I also didn't say Ron have you beat this game

I haven't beaten it But I've played this a lot Growing up with my brother. Is it in? Yep. Torch. Microsoft Paint, headass. We should have Mark and Brandon do this tomorrow.

17. Top left, top left. I think blue, orange, green green. I think Brandon would kill someone. Oh, yeah. He'd get rage baited in 10 seconds. What was this one? We did skip for this one.

Deal. Right? Skip. We skipped it. I mean, we just wasted a life. We should have used our lives. guys. We skipped this one last time, too.

Skip it. Brand. V. R. Svaci? Yes. 28. 28, 28, 28. Abundance.

Abundance. We skipped more question. Got it. Egg mayonnaise. Yeah. Oh. Come on, Teage. You got a teach.

Come on, Teage. Fuck yeah, teach. Whoof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

Three woofs. Yes. Dude, how many fucking questions is on this quiz? A hundred and ten, I think. Yeah. What? No, why are we doing it then? I didn't know there was a hundred and ten questions.

I thought it was 20 questions. I thought we would be doing it. Human fecese. All right, let's see how far we can go. How many letters in his hand? Uh, there's seven. Five, six, seven. Don't you fucking.

Press it, TJ. This button. Don't do it. A flap? Or no. Jason? A walk. A walk?

Okay. Can you get this question wrong? Nope. Why is it nope? I don't know. Dude, I've lost all meaning. Mary Rose. Mary Rose.

Mary Rose. Sylindrical Adventures. Okay. You have to right click. Oh, no. Oh, no. You can't, you physically can't beat the game in the new... Oh no, we beat it.

Can we skip it? Can we skip? No, we already... You get there. What the... Exit out of this game. No, no, no, we're not doing this again. We're not doing this again. I mean, we made it as far as we could.

That was crazy. What? 110 questions, Braun? We'll have Mark and Brian Poy. I think they've tried before. Really? All right. All right.

Well, you want to do 82 and O'NLeave? Yeah, I think so. Thanks everyone for watching. If you made it this far in the episode. you survived three tries or four tries of the impossible quiz Who's gonna win in a race To marriage

Connor Nicky smokes or me Oh me by a mile Okay Carnar's getting married next year Yeah Me or Nicky Smokes You

What is Nicky Smokes doing I don't know Charlie Longley He said he's that gun Already Or Charlie Smokes He just tweeted Last week

that Charlie Smokes is dead Really? He loves killing himself He does He gets a new character And throws him away every other day It's good to have the context Toy Story

What? I don't even understand what What is even I don't know What does that mean? He started dressing up a little bit nicer To the office As a presentable young man

But how did this end at 4pm on a Monday What happened today? I don't know Could never have I can't. What is the sword in this situation? Are we boring you, Blutman? No, sorry.

I yawn from time to time. And that's... It doesn't ever have anything to do with bored them or sleep. It's just a hat of thing. I love you. Thanks. Okay. 82 and O.

First team. Houston in the 80s. Ralph Samson. Check ball. Techball, TJ. Oh, no. Is this, um... Moses Malone?

Do we get a couple years of... Oh, Akeem? Who can possibly see this screen? Oh, Mike Hudson. Moses Malone might be a play here Really? Yeah If I could throw Moses up there

Part the C's next Greg Oden Can we win with Dame? Maybe Can you go 82 and O with Dame? Point guard A shooting guard I think as a shooting guard

You could win with Dan Probably I hope Wee Okay Next up Ah We could get Anthony Davis or

Alonso morning No I think you gotta Or Chris Paul We could shuffle and get Chris Paul But I don't know if his like numbers Were so inflated yet Whatever Should we just shuffle the team here

Shuffle the team Everything before The 2000s You're kind of fucked When Fuck a cheat Tj fucking cheat No

Fuck dude Fj fucking cheat I don't fucking cheat We have to restart No Tj fucking cheat We can't cheat He's only a center

You can't move Most J fucking cheat. TJ. I think we have to do error and hope for Tony Parker. Yeah. We're just getting Tim Duncan at the four. No, Tim Duncan.

Why? Well, we need a floor general like Avery Johnson. No. You trolling. And that's the thing. You guys trolled too much in this game. Oh, my. Oh, my God.

Oh, we can't get you. Wasted power forward. Bozy. Oh, my gosh. That's a that's Mad Dogg Rousseau's favorite player of all time. Why did you waste the power? I fucking hate that.

I fucking, I'm wrong! I fucking hate this game. Alonzo is a great team. They're going to win 70 games. 99 wins. But I'm at the small forward. This team's at least getting 75.

Yeah, right. Fuck. Like, Bob Coosie, terrible. I mean, we might as well have had Sam Williams out there. Like, this team stinks. That's a great fucking team. Let's play again.

no, because we weren't, we weren't trying. This is our own thing. We can play whatever game we want. But that's, what we just did right there is how the game should be fun. Let's play the daily dozen. Let's play the daily dozen, T.J. That is true. Yeah, let's do that. Play the daily dozen and I'll leave. Can we play pokey like after? One run?

Uh, I can't read. Cadry is male. A thousand receiving yards in 1999 and 2001 playing for what AFC team? No idea. All right, let's play a different game. Let's play a pokey like. Play different game.

Trust, bro. Oh, Daisy Ridley and Alec Baldwin. This is from the... This is from the... Shout out, my girl. Daisy Ridley. Rice Skywalker. Good get.

Okay. Chain restaurants. Floes, Filet, renegade, sirloin, and outlaw ribeye are the names of steaks from what steak chain? I would honestly just guess Golden Corral. Just sounds like Outback Steakhouse. The outlaw... No, no. Longhorns?

Huh? Oh, I like Longhorn. I like Longhorn. What did you say, T.J.? Texas Roadhouse? Yeah, I'm thinking it's like one of those two, right? I've never been to either. But Texas Roadhouse, would you say it's a state chain?

I'm thinking Outlaw. I like Longhorn. Yeah, there you go. Bighi, Orem, Eagle Mountain, and three. That's Utah. Zuli and I, Snowpiercer, and the librarians are all on what cable channel is that USA? Yeah, I believe that's USA. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no. T&T. Fuck, I'm the librarians. Let's use our double dip there. I'm coming back around with double dip. George Clooney plays an elite divorce lawyer who goes to to toe with a serial divorcee, played by Catherine Zeta Jones in this 2003 rom-com. Great question.

Call Wyatt. Should I? Oh, Greg. Oh. Yeah, I'll call him. What male rapper was the feature artist on Post Malone's congratulations? Cuevo. I was patient.

Oh. That was good, Braun. Call bar store, Greg. I'm Scott. I would assume, right? That's not working. What was it? South African?

No, it was Australian. Brandon Knight and Zazaa, Pechulio, were starters for this Larry Drew coached East team. Oh, that's the box. Greg, you're on the daily dozen right now. Okay.

And I just wanted to, Get your take on this. It's a movie's question. George Clooney plays an elite divorce lawyer who goes toe to toe with a serial divorcee played by Catherine Zeta Jones in this 2003 rom-com. We're looking for the movie. You have an idea? No fucking clue. Greg.

Greg, cheat. Craig cheat. Wait, hold up. No, he's getting the idea. It's stirring in his brain. It's on the tip of his tongue. You're 30 seconds, Greg. Ocean's 11?

Is it Ocean's 11, Greg? What was it? Intolerable cruelty. Jeff, we're going to go Intolerable cruelty. Final answer. All right. We're going to go, Greg.

Thank you, Greg. I've never heard. I was not going to say anything and just wait for him to see how long he stayed on the line. I've never heard of this guy. Broncos. I mean, I'm pretty sure this. This just rock.

Broncos. Let's use our double sip. Yeah, T&T. Librarians was like a knockoff Indiana at Joan. I think I was thinking of Franklin and Bash. We had Adam Scott top right and then top left, I would probably say the, I'm not looking. Joff Oglvie. G-off?

So we didn't get out of Scott. Ravens. Tough. What? Damn, tough fucking shit. What if we do one more game? Nah. Yes, pokey like truck. I pokey like and then we're going home.

I Ravens Connor like hates doing the show for some reason. Like I was also like dolphins. All right. So how does this work after? We're gonna start. I have those and then and then you're gonna go the Nuzlock. We'll play the Nuzlock. All right.

Yeah. Are you a word of boy? Yeah. Probably Bulba. No, Charmere's a bad starter. We want Bulbosaur right? Yeah. Yeah, we'll go Bolasaur. Now, where do you want to go?

Left or right? Bang a Pokeyball right away. We want to go left or right? Why would we go to the Pokemon center? We go to left, right? We're at the top. Oh, we're at the top. Oh, we're at the top. Shit, man.

Right. You got a drowsy. Did we know we were getting a drowsy? We just got it. If you hovered over, does it say what Pokemon you get? No. Okay, all right, drowsy. That's not bad.

All right. Who do you want for? fight. Uh, the grunt. Oh, I have no idea what's happening right now. What you mean? It's such a simple game. Yeah, Evo. Bitch. Yeah, Evo. I think we're fighting a fire type guy next. That's fucked. Continue. Continue. Uh, grass. Did I fuck us? No, grass or grass, right? Do you want to put drowsy first? Yeah, we don't want the fire Pokemon. Grass. right? Yeah, but do you want Oh, it should be catarpee

Nice E ball Run out the gym catarpee When does it get hard? I mean we gotta go through the Question mark What you want? When does it get hard? You want miracle Seed, lagging tail or metronome? Oh, miracle seed for sure Yeah, sure

Yeah, put that on Bulby Yeah, put I in Balbosaur Now you want Do we want more mystery or potion? I think more mystery Right? Or what's the, that's a move we can learn down there? That's a move, yeah. Let's do the item because then we can... Yeah, we can heal. We can heal. We can heal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

T another, another TM or Moonstone? What is Moonstone do? Moonstone evolves. We don't have anything to evolve though, do we? Or does it just... It evolves anything. Okay, let's go get Ivisor. Okay. Now, yeah. Hit Moonstone. Oh, yeah, it's clicking in your items over there, Teage. Yeah. Dude, Ebo's cooking though. Yeah, yeah. Or do we want hypno? Oh, shit, it's right.

Wow, well, we walk. All right, so now we, where do we go? Do you want the TM or the random? What do we want, Connor? Please help the guy. I have no idea. All right. Yeah, TJ, you make this move.

TM. Give it to Ivisor. Yeah, let's make Ivysore. O.P. What does it call it a tank on your team? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Battle. Probably Pokemon Center, right? We need this Ivy Soar fully healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta tell you this play boy. Ivey soar ain't losing this. Oh, let's go. Yeah.

Do we win? That's the whole game? No, no, that is not the whole game. Are we about to play the whole fucking... We're about to play all fucking Cantow? Evo, I've been playing this for a day. I haven't got past the sixth gym on Nuzlock. It's so hard.

I thought that was it. it. No, which one? Oh, we're going to take audish now. We only need audish. All right. Carter, you can go home. We will play. You can say that's how ball is done. This will just be if you want to stick around and watch us play Pokemon for the rest of the show. That's where we're playing. Feel free. That's how. Okay. I think leftovers. Brown's been playing too, but he hates the Nuslo. What does the leftovers do? It gives you healing after every move.

Okay. All right. Play the hike. We want the rock ground. Yeah, do the rock. We want to, we want to dust up the rock ground. If you do the rock ground, then you're going to face the fire next time. We're guaranteed. All right.

What's this guy? Various. Let's take the risk with the various then. All right. Oh, he's bug type. That's not good. All right. Good, good video.

Good video. Dude, he just fucking dogged our shit. Yeah. Game over. It's a great game. Shout to everyone who watched to watch our Ivy Sword. I mean, we shouldn't have built a tank. I was building a tank because I thought that we only had to get through that.

All right, you want to go again? No, I don't want to go again. I want to go home. Also, it is the last day of Pride month when we released us. So shout out. Happy Pride. And, yeah. Thanks for everybody.

Shout out to Brandon. Shout out to Brandon. First openly gay, back-to-back-dozen champion. Shout out to Mark. Is that right? They'll be back tomorrow when we release the mailbag episode. Mostly sports mailbag. Very excited.

If you were looking for relationship advice, Connor Griffin's got you. My best take that I've ever given on this show. And I am very, very excited for you guys to see the whole episode. We get into some deep shit. We talk about our lives and whatnot. And I think it was a really refreshing episode. The exact opposite of this one, when you think about it. But thank you for sticking with us.

And for Braun, for Liam Blutman, for Teague, for Ebo, I'm Connor. And we will catch you guys tomorrow. That's how ball is done. What's the guest that bokeye one? Hokie-do. Hokka-do? Beir-oh. That in the post credit.

Beer and do, peer, pier. Oh, no. Oh, no. Like, almondites. That would be mine. Snorlax. Wow That was a really good

I'm fucking good at It's Gen 2 Is that what it says No We don't have a gen Gen 1 Uh Butterfree

So it is second Evolution Oh shoot It's bug and Coogan Cog and poison Is it Coona

Could be Ariados Or no That's Jota Uh Venom Venomaw Not yellow Oh yeah

Yeah Ebo Oh, yes. Yeah. All right, card. Jodo. No, it's a card. Oh, Parasect, yeah.

Looks like Doug Trio. What? It is Doug Trio. Next. Yes. That looked like Parasect. Where's Jodo? Oh, oh.

Dodo Dio. Nice. Dodo. Dodo. Dodo. Dio. D'O. Spiro, right?

Oh, oh. Could be fair. Pharaoh. Pharaoh has a really long hero. Nice! Oh, Ditto! It's Pikachu! What?

Damn! No, it's not. It's, uh... Grimer. No, it's a... What the hell is that? Mr. Mime. No way.

It might be Mr. Mime, actually. No, no, it's like a... Maybe it's one of the hitmones. What? Is that its foot? Maybe Muteu. Try MUTU. Is it wearing Gets. clothes?

I want Mr. Mine. Oh, it's got a tail. Oh, is it a butterfly? Does that have a tail? Paris? Are we fucking stupid? Goomba.

Oh, ba-p-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da- Shelder. Is it Clayster then? Butterfree? What the fuck is that? What do you think that is, Tej? Back it up a little bit.

That can't be Venomoth. Connor, what is it? The fuck is that thing? Oh, uh, throw, no, it's not a cyther. It's not a cyther. Throw up, uh, manky. I know it's not. Oh my God.

Lodle, Lodle. No, dude. Lodle. Get out of you. Dude, one Lodle. What is Lodil? League of Legends. One Lodle.

Okay, dude. Oh, you like you. went through smash doll. Oh, I was kidding. Morgana. Oh, that would have been sick. Okay.

Smash goal. Yeah, right. What the fuck? Yeah, right. Oh, Rosalina. All right. See you guys next week.