Move The Line - Best NFL Week 1 Player Prop Bets
Episode Date: September 11, 2026Ryan Noonan and Connor Allen are joined by John Hylop to Move The Line for a full breakdown of the Week 1 player prop market. The trio discusses their favorite passing, rushing, and receiving props ac...ross the slate, highlighting the matchups, projections, and prices that stand out before kickoff.Subscribe to 4for4's Betting Package or try SharpStack free for 7 days: https://www.4for4.com/plansCirca Sports Survivor and Circa Million, $30 million guaranteed: http://circasports.com/contestsWatch Move The Line on YouTube: https://4for4.co/3OupraJJoin the Discord: http://discord.gg/4for4Follow the show: https://x.com/MoveTheLineNFLConnor: https://x.com/ConnorAllenNFL | Ryan: https://x.com/RyNoonan | John: http://x.com/sloprules Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hello and welcome to move the line.
Prop drop show presented by Sharpstack,
Ryan Nunes joined here.
As always, late to the last one.
Laggy to start, six minutes late to start.
We're right on brands.
Connor Allen, John Highslop.
Let's get it.
Connor, what's going on?
Yeah, not much.
I'm pumped.
I got two official plays coming out today.
We're going to build a parlay.
We are going to get into it.
but I mean, before we even start the show here, I got a serious question.
Slop, did you help organize the Novig Sydney Sweeney ad because my goodness, I mean,
if you haven't checked it out, just 10 out 10 would recommend.
They said something to me, my guy, he accidentally let it kind of slip and then was like,
don't tell anybody.
So I never said a word to anybody.
That was the hardest secret I've ever had to keep.
And I would, I'd be text them and be like, hey,
man like when's that dropping you know just i just want to know you know just for you know no other reason
but yeah uh yeah i mean we had some um here i'll put them in the chat we had a photo show i thought
they were going to use me for this thing but uh i think they went with this other girl instead
but um yeah i mean we we had the shoot and everything i just put it in the chat our chat on
twitter if you want to check them out but uh yeah they went with city swinney and after watching the
commercial i feel like that was the better choice i know it was a hard to sit
but that was probably the better choice yeah that was a good commercial though i mean as far as
commercials go i would say 10 of 10 i mean it had everything um all right well i got to bring this up
in the second here because yeah that was it was um immaculate i think in my opinion of what they did
there but let's see let's see if we can pop this sucker open here um this is just incredible um i mean
hey they were like they were looking to make a splash they told me and i'm like
All right.
We can do that.
So, I mean, I had some pictures taken.
But like I said, just didn't.
I mean, like they, I guess they got City Swinney after.
I don't know.
I mean, they're me with a burger.
I mean, that's always good.
I mean, nothing says America and No big and trading more than a burger and an actual real-life picture of what John Heslop looks like.
A real American eating a burger with a no-big tattoo.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that no-big tattoo now, but whatever.
No regrets.
Except it's no big, so it's perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we'll see what happens, but this is what it is.
You know what I mean?
It's amazing, man.
Yeah, it was a good burger.
We hear about the off-season high ball of time.
Burger night, too, Friday night?
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, man, best shape of your life, John Islop.
Yeah, it took me a while to get chef.
Like I said, man, after I saw the commercial, I understood, you know,
why they went with her instead of the photo shoot with me.
But whatever, do you know what I mean?
is what it is. Oh, man. So good.
Looking good, buddy. How's the, how's the summer been? How the, uh, how the dongs,
the homer's been? Everything being true well? It's, it's been a great summer, dude. I'll be
honest with you, man. I was telling Connor pre-show that normally, I mean, normally right now,
I'm out of baseball. Like, it's, it's, it's impossible to give a shit about baseball anymore.
But I got two more weeks of regular season. And I'm just this.
fired up tonight as I have been
during the summer for the Friday night's
late. So there is that. So I'm happy.
I'm happy. I'm in a good spot, guys.
I can watch baseball and football, I think.
I'm that flexible. I've come that far
as a man. I can do both now.
You used to be only one.
Wow.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude, one,
that's not even AI, dude.
It's literally, it's not
zero percent AI.
No. I don't know what that means.
I think I'm going to take the reins here.
So yeah, I mean, we have MDP Beast.
Patrick said your bulge needs to be bigger,
give the people what they want.
See, part of the show, though, we got no fluff.
We're not bulging anything.
You know, this is real.
This is just who we are.
We would never fabricate anything to exaggerate what we look like
or anything like that.
And especially, actually, though,
are not our betting records.
We are truthful there.
And, you know, the most honest,
this tout's in the game here so i can't even lie though because of picket picket ruins i could i try to lie a lot
and it just they come right back like dude you get you have your record pick it like oh yeah that's my bad
you're right i try and lie a lot uh john sometimes you got to fucking lie a little bit you know it happens
that's so good um well for all the listeners you know appreciate you guys all listening in live
um you know this has been what year three year four of us doing the show it's been years
And yeah, it's been an absolute trip.
I think we've crushed pretty much every year of winning these props that we give out in the show.
We're yet to hit the Millie, but I think we're going to hit it this year.
I think we're going to hit one of our big parlayes.
It just feels right, honestly.
It's one of those vibes where I think we're in a good spot.
So, yeah.
And then we got, you know, Newton bouncing back and forth in the studio here.
But, Slop, before we get going, any, I don't know, any announcements, thoughts where, you know,
what you got going on?
I'm going to, I'm probably going to win the, the big splash contest.
Oh, really?
This year in Survivor, I've never really done Survivor.
I only give a shit about Survivor, but now I kind of do.
I'm, I've caught Survivor fever.
I was doing the touchdown Survivor last year.
We're doing that again on Splash.
So there is that.
Yeah, that's going to be good.
That's always good.
50K to the winner.
I like the winner take all.
I do like that.
I think that's very funny because, like, you could get second place and literally
get nothing i like that that's that's america guys you don't you're the winner you don't you know
i'm saying that that's it your first year last that's awesome yep literally literally so um but yeah
i'm also in the thousand dollar one and then the big splash one the hundred dollar one that
three million or 21 million you imagine dude it's like christmas time and you're like dude
i think i'm gonna win 21 million dollars so hopefully that happened so that's that's my best
announcement. I'm probably going to win that.
Week one, who are you picking? Chargers.
Chargers. A lot of people
say that that's like the chalk pick, whatever.
Like, you could use them later about like, look, look,
look, guys, I'm staying alive.
It doesn't matter. I have it all mapped
out. We're good. I got
every week already picked, Connor. And I
might even go on it. I might even go on
that and never like waiver on that.
I also love
but I won't do that. I love how like
Splash had like eight double
weeks or something like that. And then everyone was like,
Guys, like, no one can win this.
And they're like, oh, okay, yeah, you're right.
So then they made it like six double weeks or five double weeks, something like that.
Yeah.
So week nine, just so we all know, Seahawks, Rams.
There's no chance that loses.
No chance.
No chance.
Yeah, what are you, who are you picking?
No, no, no, those are the two because it's week nine.
It's two picks.
Yep.
So that's the first one.
So I can get us through the first one.
I mean, obviously you can't use the Seahawks and Rams until then.
But.
Yeah.
or after, but it doesn't matter.
We just need it for week nine.
So, yeah, no, I'm, I think Splash is the shit, dude.
Like, they are, that is so fun.
Like, I'm on that site all the time now, which is crazy.
Because, like I said, I wasn't really that into it over the years.
It's like your typical, like, back of the day, like the office contest.
You know what I mean?
Those are fun, don't get me wrong.
But then when fantasy comes around, then to sports betting,
and it gets all convoluted to where something kind of has to go.
And that was the first thing to go.
Those office moves, I'm kind of back on them, man.
Like that's a fun, fun sweat every week.
So I can't wait.
I did some Survivor.
I did some pick five against a spread.
I mean, your touchdown survivor pool, not in any loser survivor,
but that would be fun too.
That looks fun too.
Yeah, it looks super fun.
I didn't have enough money.
They got me.
Like, good the, it's just,
It gets too expensive.
Like something, you can't just play them all.
You know what I mean?
And I really wanted to get in the big one.
So it's like, I don't like the loser one next year.
Next year I'm definitely getting the lose one.
Those filled fast too.
So like people like that.
I love that.
Well, yeah, the lose.
I mean, well, because it just feels a lot easier to lose because we all, you know what
especially if you're a normal person, you know,
it's like it feels a lot easier to lose than win.
But I would bet that it gets very challenging towards the end.
Yeah.
No, it's got to be awesome.
There is still a little bit.
a room in mind if you guys want in.
We need 1, 112.
There's 922.
That's not going to last until Sunday morning.
I was thinking Sunday morning there'd be a chance to do a last minute push.
But I'd be shocked if there was still room.
So get in.
You can see me.
You'll see a picture of me on the homepage with touchdown survivor.
So get in.
Get in now.
I love it.
Well, let's jump into some props.
I think I'm here.
Can we, can we, we good?
I think we're good.
So my audio is going to be a little wonky because I'm on my phone.
It's my computer.
I have so many things running on Claude on commands that I don't even know.
I can't even turn it off.
My internet's fine.
The computer is like overloaded right now.
So just that time of year.
So I apologize.
It wouldn't be prop dropped if we didn't have a little bit of technicals on my side.
So I want to just deliver for the people, you know.
Someone's got to have something.
Yeah, my dog's got to be barking.
Baby's at daycare right now.
So no crying in the background.
this time but uh maybe get slop's phone like 30 times you know it'd be good it's it's it's all
part of the yeah the phone i have to have it on uh just for like personal reasons so like there is that
and also too that the the dogs are going to be an issue uh because the the bus drops off and
you know those kids are taunting them man like they don't know they just they look like good
kids to park at i guess because they bark at all of them i shut the window but one of them
has learned how to open the windows so it's we got a lot of
to figure out here we got we got we are work cut out for us so there's that but there's gonna be
no babies crying all right we're a baby free household now so so at least we got that you got us
covered there though right Connor yeah exactly yeah all right so we're all set we got everything
that can possibly happen happen you made a couple appearances this summer like very feints mostly
like i can pick it up and i don't think the audience can pick it up but she's she's been around
we like loud babies yeah let's know what you you got something to say say it you know yeah say with your
chest that's what i keep yeah make your presence known so well the people are ready people are
ready for some bets people are ready for some picks they're for some uh some slop tight ends
slops teases us before the show with maybe unders or like unders are going to be in play this year
yeah not today yeah same yeah same so like i've been teasing like looking and doing some
you know research it's going to be a little bit more under heavy for me this year it ain't today
uh probably ain't on this show right so
So I just think, you know, the overbats are good for this show
because we like to build the ladders.
We like to bring the parlays later.
So nothing but overs for me today.
I'm sure Connor will give us a nice wet blanket at some point.
But hard to argue the process there.
Plenty of unders from Connor.
Yeah.
Both plays, both unders.
It's okay.
Hey, stick to your brand, buddy.
I mean, yeah, I got to, we got to provide some balance, you know.
Yeah.
Someone's got a shit on some players too.
Plus we got our boy, Malik Willis starting.
He's not an under yet.
But, you know, I'm cautiously optimistic that he's going to suck ass.
So very excited about that.
I think he's going to be bad.
It's a tough situation.
Yeah, it's not good.
All right.
Let's jump into it.
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So all right. We'll get started. Week one is here.
Connor, you're on the board first. You already told us you're going to start us with
under but the floor is yours first play of the 2026 season what do you got well when he
queued up like that and what I'm about to say this is not great um I'm going to go with
jacuvious marks also known as woody marks under seven and a half carries week one against the
buffalo bills all off season all off season we got reports that it was going to be david montgomery's
backfield after we saw whaty marks average 3.6 yards per carry last year in a featured role we
saw the Texans go out and sign David Montgomery for $10 million guaranteed, $16 million for two years.
And then, like a couple weeks, like a week before week one or maybe two weeks before week one,
you get some beat writer speculation that they think it's going to be a 50-50 timeshare.
Completely unfounded.
Just out of nowhere, pure beat writer speculation.
Most of the people that I trust basically say this is David Montgomery's backfield.
Say that this is going to be almost all David Montgomery.
and then we'll see a little sprinkle,
a little sprinkle of Woody.
And so seven and a half carries, eight carries.
I mean, we're talking about two carries a quarter.
I don't even know if he sees three or four, to be honest.
I think that this is way under.
And especially, you're playing the bills.
Like the chance that they just fall behind a touchdown
or the last like 10 minutes of the game
that are just throwing the ball, pretty reasonable.
Like, I know the spread doesn't necessarily reflect that,
but that's, I think, very much the range outcomes here.
So, yeah, I think that this spot here for Woody,
like I think we're going to look back on this line
and be like this was just a ridiculous line.
That's hot.
Slav, did you hear the rest of what he said after under?
I stopped lifting after he said he had a Woody.
I was like, I'm good.
My favorite part of what he had to say.
Isn't there something there?
My bags were packed on the David Montgomery stuff
all summer long.
So Woody taking base down carries would be surprising.
I think the number is probably
kind of fair, but I also understand where like you want to just draw a line in the sand and be like,
yeah, I'm calling BS on the beats and we'll see what happens because I do think probably like eight
probably be a ceiling, right? So that's kind of what you're looking at here. So I think it's a good play.
Like also too, just real quick tangent on beat writers. I got sent a report from someone. It was like a Broncos B
reporter and it was like R.J. Harvey is a bad fantasy pick. That was the headline of what I was sent.
And then I clicked it and I was like, because people like, oh, RJ Harvey's done.
And I'm like, what does that even mean?
So I clicked the article.
And the quote from the beat writer is that don't draft RJ Harvey in your fantasy leagues because he's going to be used like Alvin Camara.
And I'm like, Alvin Camero was one of the greatest fantasy football like assets of all time for a couple of years.
Like I like, I'm just like, what are we talking about?
Like I don't know if it was misaggregated.
If the beat writer just had never played fantasy and like didn't know what that actually meant.
I think there's like I don't know a handful of really good beatwriters
like the Nick Under's hills of the world the Jordan Rannans
like there's a couple of awesome ones who do a pretty good job of like I don't know
speculating they report and they speculate accurately
they're like this guy's gonna be involved this guy's not going to be involved
like Newton how on earth did we not know that Romeo Dobbs is like wider receiver 4
beans aren't always good they're not thinking about that stuff always either right like
like that's like a I mean it was like a free under if we knew that he was the
wider Super 4 at like 30 yards and three and a half catches like that's crazy to me um so i don't know i
just i'm extremely skeptical of that kind of stuff and you know if there's any b-writers listening i
apologize you grind um but you know let's work on make it's more actionable info out of that
yeah yeah no it's a good call like i said i think you know i have like a little under nine like
eight and change but like you know that very much could be a little generous i don't think there's a
lot of wiggle room on top of that so i like it i like it i like it
All right, Slop. Let's get it started, baby. What we got? First one of the year.
All right, we're going to go to touchdowns for me.
For quarterback passing touchdowns. I'm a big strikeout guy in baseball.
So I figured there's probably some, I don't know, crossover there. There is none.
But I will tell you, I do like the market.
Brock Party last night, a lot of people were saying he wasn't going to get two.
I was saying he was going to get three. Guess what?
Yeah, three.
So if he can do it, why the hell can't do it?
Why the hell can't Joe Burrow throw three touchdowns on Sunday?
It's plus 185 at Novig right now, which is crazy because you look across the market and you're looking at a bunch of 140s, 150s.
I mean, I'm not going to call out any books specifically, but they're not even close.
Like, there's nobody close.
So definitely do this at Novig.
But why would Burrow not be able to throw three touchdowns?
It's the box threat.
I mean, you can't run on them, all right?
I don't think you're going to be able to run the bucks this year.
We'll see if they can, but I don't think Cincinnati really has the capability to do so anyways.
But also, too, they seem to have an attitude.
And people are saying their defense is better.
The Bengals, I don't think they are.
I think the box are going to score on them just like last year.
Maybe not as bad, but we're going to get a shootout type game, like a baby shootout,
like week one type shootout.
Three touchdowns, dude.
Joe Burrow.
Come on, guys.
At plus 185, sign me up, dude.
Sign me up.
It doesn't make me think, Conner.
We need to start pricing, like, sealing touchdown stuff.
Yeah, passing touchdowns.
Yeah.
Passing touchdowns are fun, guys.
They're very fun.
You're never really out of them either, especially if you're getting your ass-case.
Here, let me read some, you mind if I do that to the sports books?
I don't want to be a dick about it, but 150 at Fandual?
147 at Seizures.
155 at Fanatics.
You imagine taking that one, 185s on the, like just there it is.
So you can just take that.
No, no limits.
Just saying.
Love that.
Love that.
What, uh.
And if any of those books sponsor this show, I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about the other one.
What we, do you have like, uh, how much liquidity is on that?
That's my only retort.
Um, all right.
So liquidity on the two and a half right now.
Looks to be a couple hundred.
So, but here's the thing.
what I've noticed, it just reappears.
It does.
Yeah, I think.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say that, but like, I don't know if you've ever like maxed
it out, but like it's like two seconds later, there's more.
And you're like, all right.
Let's go.
So what I think happens is some of these market makers who are supplying that have
bots set up to like basically they don't want to put like 20,000 liquidity on there.
Yes.
If they're like put, so in case like news happens.
So they'll put like 500 out.
And then when that gets taken, they have a thing that like checks news.
and then repost it.
So then you can just keep adding more if you want.
Yeah.
It's something I've never seen before.
It used to be as far as like his, like recently, it's last season.
What was there was what was there.
You know, not anymore.
It's just you just go right back and get more if you want it.
It's the gift that keeps giving.
It's a good problem to have.
It's a whole new world.
If that's illegal or anything like that, I didn't say that.
No, no.
I mean, like I don't know.
I think Conner's right.
You know, you don't want to be, you know, the risk management side of having to oversteak and just have it all gobbled up when news on a Friday breaks.
And, you know, your starting quarterback is all of a sudden not in or your backup running back.
Like, just you're protecting yourself.
So I think I think Conner's got that dialed in there.
So, yeah, I like it.
I want to start pricing that.
I think it's a good spot for Burrow.
I will go on the record and say this, though.
I'm not a three guy.
I don't love the threes.
I usually throw those into lotos.
It would be give me two at plus money.
And I bet you we can profit throughout the season.
Because two is, we said this boat.
Two is a lot different than three, obviously.
But from a price standpoint, like, it's way different.
That's all I'm saying.
But Burrow, I do think those guys have an attitude.
I do believe in narratives in week one, that kind of stuff.
And I do think that they are.
that Bengals team, at least the Bengals offense,
is coming for blood, especially early.
So we'll see.
But yeah.
Love it.
I'm building,
build off season,
so it's been a lot of time as offseason,
build the projections slops.
We're trying to stay, you know,
a little math-centric this year, too.
I will say that I have Burrow comfortably
ahead of everyone else in the slate for touchdown passes.
So we're on the right side of it.
we're going to three we're probably chasing the right dude i think yeah that exactly i mean i'll take
plus one 85 even dude at 150 i'm probably out i saw the 180 so i was like damn man okay all right
you're getting kind of like kind of fun yeah all right i'll like it i like it all right i'm
surprised as i moved a lot of the news that's happened today um maybe this is another like
running back situation that i think maybe beats or maybe the marx or maybe the marlars.
market is misreading a little bit. I'm going to go to Pittsburgh. I think, you know, Jalen
Warren and Rico Dowell are both probably heavily involved, but in terms of like base down
running attempts, I expect Rico Dowell to be prominently involved. I'm going to go over
11.5 rushing attempts for Rico Dalo. Um, 13 on Caesars. This is basically 11 and a half everywhere,
and like between 110 and 135, so, including Novig. So, you know, shop around.
But it just keeps getting worse and worse for the Atlanta side.
This is a kind of turned into a chalky smash spot for the Steelers here
who should be able to take advantage of depleted on both sides, Falcons team.
Nice run scripts and a lot of just Aaron Rogers turned around and handed into a back.
Yeah, I mean, I think we're closer to 13 or 14 here, to be honest.
So I'm surprised this hasn't moved in response to the news.
Connor, any thoughts on RICO, this backfield?
or how this game has continued to just kind of sail away on the Pittsburgh side.
No, I have Rico Alts written down because I think he's going to be the thumper.
It seems like with the new coaching staff, like you mentioned,
like he's going to be the early down guy.
Jalen Warren's going to be kind of the past catching plus.
They'll both see some early down work, both see some like a little bit stuff here,
but I would expect him to be the goal line back, which, again, I think is great for carries.
One of the reasons we played, you know, Chris Rodriguez over as well earlier in the week at eight and a half.
So yeah, I think I think the Dowdle one has room to go up to it's only 44 yards.
I think like 60 plus at 2 to 1 is pretty good.
Again, like this number, they're playing against what was already a pretty bad Falcons team top to bottom.
Defensive line is not looking good.
And then now you're looking at the Steelers is six point favorites in some spots.
So six point home favorites.
So like I think this is about as good as a spot as it gets for Dowdle, honestly, this season.
Yeah.
And almost at 50 or almost at 60 yards.
So I think ceiling of there too,
and just when in doubt, I like the carries number.
I feel like it's a little bit more bankable.
Slop, any thoughts on this Pittsburgh backfield?
I'm in.
Let's go.
It's all I need.
Stamp of approval.
Yeah, that's money.
I'm in.
It's on Novig.
All right, Connor.
You had me at Novig.
It's on there.
Got it on my list.
Number two, Connor, what you got, buddy?
Yeah, I got another one that best number here is at Fandul.
I'm just pushing this out.
Fandul is definitely the best number here.
But I would have played at the other number.
So I'm going to go with Ashton Jenty under 15 and a half carries, minus 130 on Fandul,
14 and a half, like even money basically across the board elsewhere.
I think both are fine.
I think 14 and a half is fine here too.
Just three short weeks ago, you would have thought the guy died.
no pressure on his leg.
There was a prayer circle.
I don't know if the Pope came down or what happened,
but he's healed.
He's fully healthy.
He's in a good spot.
Full practice this week.
Prayer works.
And I think that he's like probably mostly healthy.
Yeah, exactly.
There's, there again.
Yeah.
We're praying.
I think that he's going to be mostly healthy.
What was the key,
no worthy takeaway was,
so Dan Graziano and some other people have mentioned that
they're hearing that Mike Washington is going to see a massive chunk of work
because Gentile mispractice is, again, a new system for him for, like, the last couple weeks.
And because Mike Washington's been great, they've like, you know, even before any of this happened,
they're like, yeah, Mike Washington's going to be a thing.
Mike Washington is going to play a role, you know, like he's going to be involved in this offense.
And so I think that was kind of the base case.
Then you have him getting injured, missing time.
And I'm not betting against him, like, breaking off a run here.
The dolphins suck.
Don't get me wrong.
Like, you know, this is not like, I'm not bed in the yards under.
You know, his yards under is like mid-50s.
But, I mean, 16 carries, like that's a heavy dose of Ashton Genty in his first game back from injury here.
There's a chance that the Raiders are winning by so much that they don't even need him and they're just running, running Mike Washington.
There's a chance in neutral game script that I think that they see a split back, pretty split back field.
And then somehow, if the Dolphins are winning, you know, the Raiders aren't going to be running.
So 16 plus carries seems really rich.
Even 15 plus seem like a lot.
Again, I think that he falls squarely in like the 10, uh,
13 range this week with coming back from injury here.
So I know this is not going to be popular.
All the takes this week and all the quotes so that he feels good and then he's, you know,
ready to rock and he's ready to go again.
But I think you peel back some of the curtains here.
This would be a lot of running from the Raiders here against the dolphins.
This is surprise to you, Connor.
If you happen to go in chat, you know,
Dane's really excited that you dropped a court side reference in there.
So I was just going off of our odd screen at Sharpstack.
And I have them because they're kind of a fun new sweeps like exchange book and they copy a lot of, I don't know, just like normal lines, market lines.
Yeah.
This is widely, widely, widely available.
You can bet this everywhere, literally everywhere.
So it doesn't fit the brand though, Connor.
We got to have something to complain about.
It's Friday.
You're allowed to release on Friday, so we can't bitch about it being Friday.
So we got to find something else.
It's a, the last book you mentioned happens to get, you know, some sort of attention.
So the rules keep changing from the sharps, actually.
We release something, the kiddle one, which was 24 hours from kickoff.
And the feedback we got was, why don't you just wait until kickoff?
Nothing's going to change.
Why don't just wait until an hour before kickoff?
You can get down even more then.
I don't, they think I'm like Bezos?
like how much they think I'm betting on this shit?
Like I don't need $50,000 on a player prop.
You know, like that that's just now where I've had in life, man.
And so yeah, crazy, whatever.
It's fine.
You know, Dane is met him in real life full times.
Hopefully he's listening to the show.
He's an absolutely goofball.
So I don't care about anything he says.
He can say whatever.
That was funny.
There's always something.
Slop, any gente thoughts?
Any raiders?
thoughts any uh mike washington ceiling thoughts i just um i'm just kind of pretending like that
game's not even happening oh it's good it's like that it's not going to make the tv i'll tell you that
right now like there's no there's literally nothing about that game at all that i'm interested in
and now if there's an under it i'm even less interested you know what i mean like it's
there's a tackle bat is it a little hanging tackle bed in that one for me
Now I'm interested.
Yeah, when it becomes widely available, low-hanging fruit there.
So not yet.
We don't have widely available tackles yet today.
So, yeah, that was funny.
All right, so what do you got, buddy?
What's number two?
All right, I got to call timeout.
There are two left.
20 or you want a full?
Just 20.
Do they have tackle bets?
I haven't looked yet on, have you looked into prediction markets?
Slow roll.
I saw tackle and assist, so you're not.
That's what we want.
You want both.
That's what I want.
I want the combo.
You want the combo.
Okay, so I saw that on No Big, and I haven't looked at the other ones, but that, I was thinking myself, like, the next time we see Noon, and that by the end of the season, this guy might have, like, ice in the grill, you know what I mean?
like there's internet that works like shit might be like going crazy at his house because
you are going to get paid you're there's no more like liquidity issues you don't
i mean like you can just put whatever you want out there and i don't know i was wondering how
it's going to go because i'm probably going to follow you so i might get a little ice you know what
who knows you're never too old for gold teeth or die i saw pictures yeah we get you some
some button down shirts let that tattoo fly you know all that work you do in the off season show off the no big tattoo yeah
yeah now i i i was thinking about that i was saying i wonder how noon and it's going to approach this year
because this year's going to be a little different for everybody i think with with uh prediction markets
it it changes the landscape big time so we talked about it we've talked about it like a bunch of shows
it's it's awesome it's great uh even like for the opener drake may's line widely available is like
231, 232. There was some sharp or market maker book group. So because Cali does their yardage is in
like increments. And I think Novick does too actually like five yard increments, something like that.
And you could there was like 20,000 of liquidity on Drake May under 220 or over 224 and a half if you
wanted it. So someone wanted under 224 at the same juice like minus 110, uh, but like 10 yards lower
almost. Like it was like it was I mean, shop around. I don't know. Like you had,
And again, there's no liquidity issue with that.
Like, you can bet whatever you want.
So it's, it's so awesome.
It's changed everything.
I mean, like, we've seen places like they don't even give their projections out anymore
because they're actually able to play them.
And that's nuts, dude.
That is, that's insane.
Crazy time living.
Yeah, what a world.
So, all right.
Go, uh, prediction markets in court.
Please win.
Um, let's go.
I was going to do this, this guy for touchdowns.
But then in that, when I went down.
that rabbit hole, I realize 250 plus passing yards is better. And it's Tyler Shuck. I don't know what
you guys think about this kid. Everything I think about him is going to be hinged on this week.
I think the Saints are going to put up a fight against Detroit. I think Detroit probably scores on them
at home. I think they get theirs. But I don't know that they're just going to boat race these guys.
I think this kid will keep him in it.
And right now, it's like 246.
And a half is even money at NoVig, of course.
Minus 114 at Fandall, minus 115 at Sears, minus 112.
I mean, even money, though.
246 and a half.
If you want to go to 250, hang on, I'll get you a price.
But I would just say just take the even money there at 246 and a half.
But, I mean, he kind of looked apart.
Actually, when you know what's funny, it's minus 102.
that's awesome.
So it's better to take the lower yards,
but you get a better price.
But yeah, he looked apart at the end of last year.
He's got guys.
I mean, Chris Olivae seems to be healthy.
He's legit.
Our voyage one Johnson's always going to be around.
I mean, $250 in a game where they're probably trailing.
Like, that was basically what he was doing last year was just trailing.
I mean, they won three of their last four last year.
But again, they were in everything.
It was 272 against Carolina.
3-08 against the Jets.
I mean, these aren't great teams.
33 against Tennessee,
259 against Atlanta.
But, I mean, he's done it, is my point.
He's been through another off-season.
Now he's coming into a new season.
They should have to chase points.
That's not a big number.
I'll take it.
Even money.
246 and a half.
So 247 for our boy, Tyler Shuck.
I'm a fan.
I'm a fan.
Connor, what are your thoughts?
That's a great game state, too.
Yeah, the Lions and the Bears
secondary definitely some worries there so i think that uh the shug stuff is awesome i don't want to
steal any of your thunder on anything else so i can let you i don't know if you have anything
related to that uh that you were talking about earlier but um i mean you get to go with one of
the past guys too i think there's like a lot of different angles here um because he played so
well down the stretch of slot mentioned now was against some questionable teams but this is
another questionable secondary so yeah so is this stuff i mean Detroit's running out yeah
B team at a corner in safety.
Yeah, they lost that one guy.
The hostage situations, you know what I mean?
You just can't do that.
So not even the fun kind either.
It's like real shit, dude.
Yeah, frowned upon kidnapping and stuff.
Literally, you cannot do that.
Yeah.
We can.
Just can't get caught.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Well, good luck to him.
But, yeah, I don't know.
I think that that secondary is not good.
It's not.
out, like, I don't, I don't think they're good. And like I said, I think they can't score on New Orleans.
I mean, it's, it's the perfect situation for like my kind of passing probably, like that.
I want that. Shitty, shitty secondary with an offense that can't put up some points. It's like,
let's go. Play with pace, too. They, you know, no huddle a ton. Yeah, they, it's a good pace team
in New Orleans. He's had another offseason too to, you know, what do you want to call it, perfect that,
or, you know, just work on that. So, I mean, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's
kind of thing that does take time.
You're not actually going to come in and start running an NFL huddle,
especially a fast one, but another year.
And the kid already proved we can do it last year.
So I think we might be on to something with him.
I don't think we're going to see 250 again at even money.
I'll tell you that.
Not in a situation like this.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I thought we're getting Joanne Johnson today from you for sure.
I wanted to, I wanted to, but I did say his name.
So, I mean, we all heard it.
We all heard it.
All right.
This one, it wasn't kind of caught me off guard, but when I was digging around, I was like,
well, this is interesting.
There's some opportunity in the Texas pass catching core.
And I think Keishon Booty slides in and starts and is actually probably a pretty good play himself.
I think like Keishon Booty ceiling stuff is pretty interesting.
But when I was digging around, I didn't know what happened.
Like everyone in their brother that got a microphone in front of them in Houston this weekend,
C.J. Stroud, offensive coordinator, Nick Whaley.
head coach, Tamico Ryan's all talked about Jalen Newell.
I'm going to take Noel over 14 and a half receiving yards.
This is Draft Kings, 365.
There's a 13 and a half on Rivers, if you can get down there.
It's pretty much between 13 and 1⁄2 and 16 and a half everywhere.
This kid's got juice.
I know he's been dinged up a little bit,
like pretty unsustainable rate stats last year when he played,
like 25% target share, almost 2,000.
and a half yards per route run, which is wild.
I think he's after the catch stuff is pretty nice.
So I don't think he plays a ton.
I think he's probably around like, I don't know,
40 to 50% of the routes.
But, I mean,
they literally could do this on one catch with his juice.
I have him way comfortably over this.
I think the alts are fun.
I think his longest reception over 11.5.
Is also another derivative of this that's really nice,
but like 14 and a half is such a low bar.
So again,
I think he's probably the fourth receiver.
I think it's Nico.
I think it's booty.
And I think,
you know,
Zaver Hutchinson runs more routes than him.
But I think Newell is earning targets when he's out there.
And I love that everyone individually is talking about him.
So,
yeah,
let's get after.
Connor,
what do you think?
Yeah,
I think Noel is going to be like their primary slot guy if I had to guess,
actually.
Like that would be,
because I think Hutchinson,
they used mostly to block.
Like they just put him out there.
Like what they did with Mack Hollins,
like the Patriots.
yesterday or on Wednesday.
Anytime he was out there, they were running the ball, basically.
So I think that's going to be a lot of Xavier Hutchinson's role.
And then same with Booty is like more of an outside receiver as well.
And so is Nico, obviously.
So I think that we see, I think we see, I don't know if he starts in 11,
but heavily rotates in an 11 and plays like the majority of 11 snaps in the slot.
And then from there, you know, obviously I don't really foresee him playing much in 12,
to be honest, unfortunately.
But, you know, again, three plus wide receiver sets.
I think he's mostly in.
Yeah.
Is that a name that came across your docket at all slop?
Any thoughts on Jay and Newell?
All right.
So I was going to ask you,
what do you think about 30 plus at plus 250?
It doesn't seem that crazy.
No.
Two balls.
Not at all.
Yeah.
25 is like 2 to 1 or 8 plus 188 right now.
I had that.
I'm adding all of our plays in the, you know,
the parlay just to get prepared.
obviously. I had 25 because I've had everything in like the 150 to 2 to 1 range.
But, you know, maybe we'll have an even more dialed up one. I like to do like a, you know, a medium one and then a big one.
I mean, 40 plus is plus 430. My bad. 40 plus that draft king is just plus 559.
Yeah. That's getting some notes is even better, like 13 and a half. So I pushed out 14 and a half on draft Kings and like everyone's telling me, hey, there's 13.
and a half. So I wrote
it up 30 minutes ago and didn't look, but
hey, 13 and a half are
widely available.
They move, guys. They move.
All right, you got to be paying attention.
Life moves pretty fast.
So Ferris Bueller said.
Love the, love the alt to look, too, Connor.
I didn't even want more?
I got more. I don't know if you guys got more.
I don't have any more that I'm loving.
I'll tell you what my plan for the day is
is to find a few things early, and then no matter what happens,
I'm going to storm that freaking night game like it's Normandy.
So I'm not exactly, like that's kind of, I'm holding back on the nights.
There's a few things I like at night, but I'm not ready yet for that.
Because like I said, I got to have a good game plan for the daytime and then
probably going to get liquored up and then make some SGPs.
So that sounds like an awesome day.
It's a barrier responsible, but whatever.
You know, what are you going to do?
It's week one, guys.
Like, you know, get loose.
Javante Williams, 17 and a half carries.
Malik Davis just died in practice, I think, actually, like an hour ago.
Yep.
Isaiah likely.
Isaiah likely to the moon.
What are the eight balls of buck 30?
Watch, like, shake it happen, dude.
That's naggy there right now, right?
Upage coordinator.
Yeah, it's not a good thing.
The Giants novel for the tight end.
the very guy like,
like, he'll move him around like he's Kelsey
or who else has he had?
He's had a bunch.
It's been around.
Yeah, that's not a good thing.
But yeah, I don't know.
And then I don't know.
I just, I feel like they're going to get behind
and have to have to do some shit.
We'll see what happens.
I'm not ready for that yet.
I'm not ready.
But Isaiah likely, do everything you can to him.
I got one more.
I want to give it out before we start talking about it for Alts.
I think this is just probably the lowest we see this line.
I'm surprised that it's still here.
I'm going to take Ted McMillan over 60 and a half receiving yards.
There's 57 and a halfs out there, 59 on Caesars.
But I'll grade against 60 and a half because I don't think it matters.
Whatever.
We're fine.
Ted McMillan absolutely going to eat.
This is, I mean, the Bears kind of referenced it.
It's not great.
Secondary situation is not great.
Tet moving around a little bit more.
They're talking about Tet in the slot, which I love.
Cam Lewis has by attrition, won the same.
slot corner role in Chicago. Cam Lewis, all of five, nine, okay? Tets a full grown ass man,
six, five. Cam Lewis couldn't get on the field last year for Buffalo. He was just a backup swing
secondary guy. The year before, he was the starting nickel. Last time he had like a full-time job.
He led all slot corners. And by lead, I mean like it's the worst in targets per outrun on PFF.
when offensive coordinators saw Cam Lewis in the slot,
they went after him at an insane rate.
So again, Ted's not going to just play in the slot.
They're moving around a lot.
And I think when he gets that mismatch,
his catch rate is going to be pretty insane.
So love his spot.
Bears playing fast,
you know, just kind of back and forth,
trailing game script probably from the Panthers.
Absolutely love Tet.
You know, four and a half perceptions is probably a little light too,
but I like the yards on a player like this.
So I want to get him in the park.
I want to get some of the ceiling outcomes and wanted to kind of share this before we start
touching on them in case the great listeners and viewers start moving it before we get the
chance. So Slop, any thoughts on Tet?
All right, so I got a couple questions more than thoughts. All right. Do you think the Panthers
could possibly win this game? So I was kind of thinking like, I'm kind of scared of the
Bears. Like, I don't know, there's something, something stinks. All right. So
There's that.
I mean, their defense is supposed to be better, the Panthers, which kind of scares me.
But what about Bryce Young?
Where are we on him?
Because I'm kind of looking at, I like Jalen Coker as well.
So I feel like it's a good situation where you do the thing where you take both guys at an
alt, so you got two plus money guys.
And then whichever one goes off like you're good.
Do you know what I think somebody does?
And obviously it's like it sucks to sit there.
watch the other guy going off and then you're like damn i knew it you don't i mean so you take both but
the only thing holding me back is bryce young so sell me this pin um yeah so the pen
doesn't work half the time uh but sometimes it works it works 60% of the time 30% of the time
so uh whatever math that ends up being that's price young um but you know the pen uh is working with
good piece of paper in Ted McMillan.
So I think that that is going to matter.
Like, I don't know.
I think you,
I think it'll be fine.
Like, the only problem that we broke down on the Wednesday show was basically that, like,
the Bears pass rush could get to the Panthers because they're starting like three backup
offensive alignment.
Right?
Is that right at this point?
Both their tackles are out.
And I thought at least one of their guards is like banged up.
Yeah, definitely at least both starting tackles.
I might play some, just some rushing unders on some of these guys, too.
And this is now that I'm just talking about this again, I think I kind of glossed over it here.
But it might be time.
Okay.
I like COVID too.
He's the only thing that scares me.
I like everything about like that's one of those where you're looking at the defense first and then you look at the offense and then you're looking at the other team's office.
You know what you're like?
Dude, this sets up perfect for the Panthers because their defense can kind of keep them in at two.
You don't want to get, you don't want somebody getting boat raised.
Do you know what I mean?
You want to even if one gets ahead, you want to, you know what I'm saying?
Be able to play catch up.
But man, everything seems to work out perfect, but then it all all roads lead back to Bryce Young.
And I'm a firm no on Bryce Young, whatever the question is.
What's you're saying?
It's like be greedy when others are fearful.
This is where that applies.
So is it time to be greedy, slop or what?
I mean, I'll get greedy with you guys.
I mean, I just need the okay.
I'm just saying I just get so scared of it.
You can give him Randy Moss.
I'm like, I don't know.
You don't know about Moss.
You know, because it's like, it's fucking bright showing the ball on the ball.
But because there has been times where he's looked okay.
So it's like, what do we do?
Like, what are you?
Are you good?
You suck.
Like, show yourself.
Yeah.
Played well, like in the playoff game against the Rams.
Played to a good in the regular season game against the Rams.
Like he, and then just can, in a really nice matchup, like 50% completion rate and throw for a buck 60.
And you're like, what the hell is this?
It's like you said.
They moved the guy into the slot, though.
So, you know, give him some easy throws against the guy with tire tracks on him.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
All right, I'm in.
That seems like a nice kid.
I don't know if he would hit Cam Lewis with the too small, but he could hit Cam Lewis with the too small if he wanted.
It would be appropriate, you know.
Yeah.
So.
I still want to call him T-Mack, but his mom said she didn't want people calling that.
So I was that sucks.
I called him Ted again.
Yeah.
They don't like Ted either.
I don't think.
so but here we are we're supposed to call identify
teterola
i'm not saying all that
you know what i mean that's a lot
it is not his mom though she didn't know they gave him the name
you walked out into that how would you not call him tet
yeah no 100% how would you not call him t-mack
it's true
like what are we doing
yeah it's too easy that's an easy one
well we need mama's boy to cook this weekend
Yeah, I think he does.
I think he does.
I don't think it's up to him.
Like I said, it's all Bryce Young.
I got an alt to pitch you guys real quick.
I think Omerian Hampton Alts are really good.
I think he is going to see just a massive chunk of carries against a terrible team as 10-point favorites.
Like new scheme.
I'm really excited about just like that whole thing there.
Not enough to play a minus 1-10 line.
65 and a half low 60s maybe like they give me like a 60 i think maybe i'd be interested i don't know
it still just feels like a little bit low i don't know what do you even projected at like i feel
like i think can i just you in an over 16 and a half longest rush because that's that's hot to
me that's not your style of bet though it's not but i lean over i mean this is also like another
situation where there's a lot of uncertainty because he kind of looked like shit last year i would
say for the most part um but like they're missing their office line for half the season and
and it was in an old kind of system
that didn't really seem like fit for him.
Now this year they're running,
you know, the zone blocking, the McDaniel stuff.
So I don't know.
I would say I'm excited, optimistic.
I think this is like a guy who could explode,
like a hundred and a touchdown
would not be surprising here, like easily.
I mean, it's like a potentially great running back,
former first one running back
and a big favorite against a terrible team.
Like that's like exactly what you look for,
but he's lined in the 60s because he was asked last year.
So at,
just 49% of the rushing
attempts. I have him
at 73.2.
So,
there's also a very clear path for him
to hit 55, 60%
of the rushing attempts, and then
that's where you're getting your ceiling outcome.
Yeah.
I like that. I think that's
the move.
I think they kick the shit out of
Cardinals. Yeah.
I really do.
All of like Cardinals' fantasy stuff from late last
season like when they put up some numbers and like Jacoby cooked a little bit and
Tray McBride went out they were getting their absolute shit kicked in in all those
games like there's a reason that they had to throw like 80% of the time like they were
losing by 30 points of the first half so frequently they had a bunch of injuries
defensively they'll probably be a little bit better but they're not it's not a good football team
still like it's there's a reason that those things were happening um yeah it's it's a nice
spot for Hampton. I have I have Hampton and
Javanti all on the running back side as
options for sure and that was pre-Dallas
running back injury news I just think a big
Javante guy this year and I use a good spot I like
Dallas in the spot being on Dallas so any of those
outcomes I'm in on Hampton and Javante if you want to
put those in somehow. Love it
and then also another one that was weird I thought
Trade McBride set like at 55 yards, six and a half catches.
Like, I mean, he was just, I know a lot of it happened in garbage time, but like he was so good with Chkobie Bressad.
Like if this feels more like they're taking the season long line and then kind of like putting it into a regular season line essentially versus like adjusting for what he he was doing with them.
Because like I felt like he was in like the mid 60s, low 60s and then like seven and a half or six and a half juiced over.
and now he's like plus money over six and a half and like 56 yards you know it's not to again not to them jumping to bet but i don't know i mean i guess
it's only 56 yeah 56 yeah i got 64 yeah um six and a half receptions 64 yards uh we'll say the charges are
pretty good against tight ends um he'll probably see a lot of derwin james but like i don't know i think you're
still probably directionally correct.
Probably more likely to fade some of the ball nor
stuff long term and, you know, especially, you know,
past catcher defense type stuff too.
So I think that's, I think it's viable.
Totally.
Slop, you got any other alts you like?
Nothing.
I mean, unless we want to throw likely in there.
I mean, likely is interesting.
I think neighbors coming back, like, likely's
been the talk of camp for the most part.
Who's the second guy, right?
With like, I mean, Darnell Mooney?
Odell?
Oh, my bad.
I thought we're talking tight-ins.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
There is no other receiver.
And the other tight-ins, Theo, I don't mind them.
But, like, likely seems to be the guy that you can just move wherever the hell you want
to.
Nagy thinks he's the smartest guy in the room so he can, you know, he's the perfect guy
for a guy like Nagy.
I don't know.
I just like it.
But I don't know like what we're doing.
I mean, I don't really want to go reception.
I think yards is probably the better move with likely.
We get downfield and, you know, just grab a chunk play.
Help you get home.
If he only catches two balls, you know what I mean?
Like something like that.
So 40 plus is plus 118 for likely 50 plus plus 200.
Oh, 50 plus.
Yeah.
It's plus 200?
Yeah, plus 200.
For the first half?
or the whole game.
It's our first quarter line, actually.
Okay, like 50 for the game.
You know, Patrick's in here ripping stuff, dude.
Like, you see that, like, oh, you're marking these.
Like, Patrick's got some good stuff in here.
I like that.
And then that Garrett Wilson talk, too.
That's some under the radar stuff that I was saving for, you know, the streets.
But, yeah.
Yeah, Hampton 12 to 1 most rushing yards because they play, what is,
the Cardinals, the Ray,
Raiders, I think, and then the bills maybe, something like that.
It's like, it's, you know, one tougher-ish match.
Maybe it's even easier than that, honestly.
Don't quote me on that.
But it's three relatively good matchups, I would say, at least two very good ones.
And then Donnie Pickleball said, Quinchon under 57 and a half yards and Michael Wilson
over three and a half perceptions.
Probably might lean on both.
I don't know.
I'm worried that they might just jam Quinn Sean like 20 times, and then you're just
sweating your ass off on.
20 a 2053
line from Quinn Sean
We're going on Donnie
I met Donnie
You pressed a flesh in real life this summer
It's a real human being
Real supporter of the show
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random ones here
Caleb Douglas
25 and a half yard
cards. He for the Dolphins wide receiver. He's been like the only guy with a pulse on the
dolphins past catching group. He could be complete ass. He could be terrible. I have no idea.
He wasn't like a super highly report like touted prospect, but was making plays in training camp
like nonstop. He might have been the only good thing about the offense. That's also possible
because all the reports were that they just got dominated in every single joint practice and
basically every time they played. So I don't know how much.
upside he really has, but 25 and a half could look ridiculous if he's just like getting seven
or eight targets, which I mean, again, it's him or Chris Bell, I guess, who's interesting
long term, but coming off a big injury. They cut two to out well. I think Jalen Tolbert's going
to play a little bit. I don't know. I don't know. I can't believe that's like a real NFL
receiver. Like, say, like the name you're saying, it's like, so who's the receivers? They're going
head to head too the raiders in the in the dolphins receiver rooms are just who
it's unreal it's like how does that even happen like so you didn't get any receivers
like like what like how do you even you're like you're cutting two two out well too like
yeah i don't know i don't know not great okay all right parley i'm reading off what i have
based on everything we talked about so far.
So I got Burrow over two and a half
passing touchdowns.
Chris Rodriguez,
50 plus rushing yards.
I don't know if we even talked about that,
but I do love Crod being the guy,
being one of the early down guys against,
you know,
again, big favorites against a Browns team
that just is going to stink.
So 50 yards there at 2 to 1 is nothing.
I think him and Tudin are basically going to split pretty heavily.
Dowdell, 60 plus, we talked about.
Tyler Shug, 275 plus.
Jalen Knoll 25 plus.
Teteroa, McMillan, the third, 80 plus yards, plus 188.
Amarian Hampton, 80 plus yards, plus 168,
and then Isaiah likely 50 plus yards plus 200.
Total right now, $14 to win $52,000.
So it seems pretty good.
It feels easy.
Nothing's further than two to one.
I mean, this is like one of the more realistic parlays we've had.
we just have eight legs in it.
Yeah, that's the only problem.
We have so many things, but, like,
they're not like giant things, though,
that have to have.
You know what I mean?
It's something crazy.
Just eight legs.
It's fine.
That's just eight.
All right, well, I put it in.
I'll create it out,
and I'll, you know,
got to come up with a tagline here.
It's been a long off season
without coming up with a weekly quote
for our parlay of the week.
But, you know, we've been waiting for this one.
I think you've dropped some of those pictures
that slop.
shared with us along with it too just to you know i didn't do all this i had to put the the parley
on fandul so if i drop a fandle parley with slop and a novig shirt true true true true i can't help
do i have tattooed on me you know what i mean true i don't care about fandle i like would novig be
mad otherwise i'll do it because that's no they won't be man all right no big likes um attention
we want brand awareness and um i think we're getting it i think we're getting it i
I think Sidney
they were talking about the
King James commercial
for whoever he went with.
Sidney Sweeney did more views
by quite a bit.
It turns out.
Guys want queens, not kings.
Smart.
The internal tagline going around?
No, I just came off that on my own.
I was good, though.
I was talking shit going up here, dude.
That was good.
That's great.
Look at you know.
Sobs got to pay for the creatine, you know, it's a monthly creatine splurge, right?
Because that didn't happen by accident.
You definitely, or your peptides, like there's something going on there.
Yeah, I mean, just all natural, obviously.
Oh, natural.
But, yeah.
Love it.
All right, 14 to win 52,000.
It's a good way to start the year.
That's a good way to start the year.
I bet you people would be really excited about that.
Yeah.
It'd be good.
Yeah.
We can pull our 50% coupons, Penn.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Well, this is great.
It was good to get back after it.
You know, we had 10 minutes of just shooting the shit at the top here while we figured
out everything out.
But, you know, we got to look at slop in his true form.
So it was awesome.
I'm definitely going to tweet that out.
Hopefully X doesn't ban me.
We'll see what happens there.
It might be too spicy for them.
You know, it might be even spicier than the Sydney-Sweeney photo.
dude who knows i thought i mean like i said i must have been a tough decision and who they were
going to go with but i feel like that campaign was the right choice you know what i mean i'm team guy
yeah look at you love it slop what is uh everyone need to do to get all the rest of your stuff
this week when they need to follow right you to subscribe to so my youtube channel
everything's going there got a lot of good stuff all right shows every day but splash is the
most important, most pressing thing we need to do. We got to get in the touchdown survivor.
It's the greatest, greatest, greatest contest of the, it's so it's, I don't know how like you can,
like, if I was putting odds on who's going to win this thing, I have no idea how I do it.
Because like, it is, touchdown survivor is wild. It's the wild west. So get in 50K to the winner,
Ryan, $50,000. Yeah. So you could win 50K this week with our parlay and then still end up getting
another 50K all from the same show. That's crazy. That's called opportunity right there.
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Get it. Hi, Slop. On.
The YouTube's as well.
We're sure you get all that stuff.
We're still grinding home run parlias until the season ends.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, this is when we're going to hit one.
Just saying, this is when we're going to hit one.
It's football.
No one's paying attention.
Boom, Millie.
Books take their eye off the pricing.
You know, you find some bad numbers.
Yep.
We have until the, we have, I believe, until the 27th.
So we're up against the clock with baseball season.
It's in and in soons.
I don't do them.
I don't do those millies in the playoffs.
So up until I think 27th is the last day.
So we had 16 more days.
I think we got it.
I think we got it.
16 is a lot if you think about it.
Yeah.
I mean, we just got to hit it once, too.
We don't get 16.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, easy.
All right.
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