MrBallen Podcast: Strange, Dark & Mysterious Stories - Shark Vomit (PODCAST EXCLUSIVE EPISODE)
Episode Date: December 5, 2022In 1935, guests at an aquarium in Sydney, Australia, were watching a huge tiger shark swim around a tank when suddenly the shark started acting strange. It began violently shaking and swimmin...g around as fast as it could, periodically bumping hard into the walls. And then, finally it just stopped and slowly sank to the bottom of the pool. What the shark did next horrified the onlookers and sent many of them running from the building to call the police. But, when police arrived, they were less interested in the shark, and more interested in what was now floating on top of the water in the shark tank….For 100s more stories like this one, check out our main YouTube channel just called "MrBallen" -- https://www.youtube.com/c/MrBallenIf you want to reach out to me, contact me on Instagram, Twitter or any other major social media platform, my username on all of them is @MrBallenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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In 1935, guests at a Sydney, Australia aquarium were watching a tiger shark swimming around this really fast circles. It would bump into the walls.
And then suddenly the shark just stopped and sank to the bottom of the tank.
What the shark did next was so horrifying,
it sent the onlookers running out of the building to call the police.
When the police came into the aquarium, they were less interested in the shark
and more interested in what was now floating at the top of the water
in the shark's tank. This story is easily one of the strangest stories we have ever covered on this
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In 1935, the city of Sydney, Australia had a shark attack problem.
There had been eight attacks in the last year alone, six of which had been fatal.
And every time it happened, the local newspapers would write
stories describing the scenes in graphic detail. They would call the sharks monsters and recount
how they'd latched onto some poor teenager and shaken their body around like a ragdoll.
Certainly, these stories fueled the public's fear of sharks, but they also inspired fascination.
People were amazed by the power and ferociousness of these
creatures, and so they wanted to see them up close. Luckily, Bert Hobson was more than happy
to oblige them. Bert and his brother Charlie owned the Coogee Beach Aquarium in Sydney.
During the warmer months, the aquarium was used as a public swimming pool, but during the winter
and fall, when it was too cold to swim, Burt would pump ocean water into the pool and then fill it with all kinds of aquatic creatures for visitors
to see. But nothing got more people through the aquarium door than a shark. Even as the country
struggled to pull itself out of the Great Depression, which was the worst economic downturn
in the history of the industrialized world, a shark could still draw big crowds and big money.
Over the last few years, Burt had managed to capture and exhibit more than 20 sharks. But
the problem was, none of the sharks lived very long. They typically died within just a few weeks
of being in captivity. And so, the Hobson brothers were always on the hunt for a new shark. This was
especially true in April of 1935 because
Coogee Beach was going to play host to a massive parade in honor of Anzac Day. Anzac Day is a
national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that primarily is about honoring fallen
soldiers. Tens of thousands of people were scheduled to attend the event on April 25th,
and Bert figured
if he could catch a shark, the aquarium could capitalize on some of that holiday foot traffic.
So on the morning of April 18th, Bert headed out onto the water in his big fishing boat.
The day before, he'd set some fishing lines about a mile and a half from the beach and baited them
with chunks of mackerel, hoping that when he returned, he'd find a shark tangled up in his lines.
And Bert would not be disappointed.
That day when he checked the lines, there was this massive 14.5-foot-long tiger shark ensnared in his trap.
Even more exciting for Bert was the shark was exhausted and not trying to put up a fight.
It had clearly spent the night before struggling to free itself,
and now it just didn't have the energy to resist Bert reeling it in.
So Bert grabbed the lines and attached them to his boat,
and then he towed the shark back to the aquarium, where it was put into the pool.
Looking down at his prize swimming around the tank,
Bert was sure this huge shark was going to be a massive media sensation.
And Bert would be right, although not for the reasons he expected.
The Hobson brothers bought ad space
in all the major local newspapers
announcing their newest attraction.
They called it the largest tiger shark ever in captivity.
And that may actually have been true.
Most tiger sharks are 10 to 14 feet in length,
and this one was 14 and a half feet long.
The prospect of seeing this giant
creature attracted a massive crowd. However, for most of the week leading up to Anzac Day,
the prized shark didn't put on much of a show. It barely ate and then when it did,
it just kind of seemed docile and slow. It certainly was not living up to the ferocious
monster hype the brothers had been selling. But then something strange happened. On Anzac Day, Thursday, April 25th, the brothers opened
their aquarium early to try to capitalize on as much of the pre-parade foot traffic as they could,
but again that day the shark just kind of swam slowly around and barely ate, and so by late
afternoon only about a dozen people were still watching the shark.
And just as those last dozen or so people
were getting ready to leave the aquarium
right around 4.30 p.m.,
the shark started acting weird.
Without warning,
the shark just started thrashing violently
around in the water.
Its body was moving so fast
and its tail was flapping so aggressively that it
practically beat the water to a foam. The spectators had absolutely no idea what was going on, but they
were completely mesmerized by the spectacle of it. The shark then started rapidly swimming in circles
around the pool, periodically smashing into the walls. And then, all of a sudden, the shark just
stopped swimming. And for a moment, it just floated motionless in the center of the pool. And then, all of a sudden, the shark just stopped swimming. And for a moment,
it just floated motionless in the center of the pool, and then it just sank to the bottom. At
first, all the onlookers assumed the shark must have died. But then, they started to see this
stuff rising up through the water just above the shark. And when this stuff got to the surface, it formed this mass of chunky, putrid scum that
smelled and looked like vomit. And in fact, that's what it was. Vomiting is a fairly common behavior
in sharks. When they get stressed out, like when they're caught in nets or beached, or when they've
been dragged from their habitat and then put in a pool that's too small for them, they sometimes
throw up. The behavior is even more
common in tiger sharks because tiger sharks will eat pretty much anything that crosses their path,
including things they can't digest, like turtle shells and metal, which is why they're always
having to throw up to get these things out of their body. But no one in the audience knew this,
so as this pool of shark vomit was beginning to settle on the surface
of the water, the spectators just stared at it, trying to understand what it was. And as they were
looking, they started to notice these shapes inside of the vomit that they sort of recognized.
At first, what they saw were things like fish bones and shark fins, the kind of things you would
expect to find in the stomach of a shark. But then there were also these other things that you wouldn't really expect to see, like a dead rat and a partially
digested bird. And then they noticed something else, a human arm. And this arm had a rope tied
around its wrist. The spectators were horrified. They started gasping and screaming and shouting
for someone to call the police.
Bert Hobson grabbed a stick and did his best to push the arm over to the side of the pool while his brother Charlie rushed inside to call the authorities. By the time the cops arrived,
the shark had recovered from its sickness and was back to swimming slow laps around the pool.
So, the first thing the cops had to do was secure the arm before the shark decided it was hungry again.
The detectives lifted the arm from the water using the rope around its wrist,
and then they placed it inside of a burlap bag they brought to collect evidence.
And then the police turned their attention to the obvious question everyone had.
How did this arm wind up inside of this shark?
The Hobson brothers assured the police there was no way
someone could have thrown the arm into the pool without their knowledge because the shark had
been under constant surveillance since arriving at the aquarium seven days earlier. There was also
no way someone could have fallen into the pool during off hours because they kept the aquarium
locked when they weren't there. So the Hobson brothers were certain that the arm must
have already been in the shark's belly when it arrived at their aquarium. And the victim, whoever
they were, was likely just another casualty of the latest wave of shark attacks in Sydney's harbors.
But the police weren't so sure about that theory, at least not the part about a random shark attack.
To them, the rope tied around the arm's wrist seemed to
suggest something more intentional, possibly murder or maybe suicide. They didn't know, but
something seemed off. But regardless, the police knew their first order of business was just
identifying the owner of the arm so that their family could be notified about their death.
Now, in 1935, under normal circumstances, trying to figure out whose
arm this was would be nearly impossible because DNA had not been discovered yet. And so all
investigators could do was just look at the arm and see if there were any features on it that
could lead to the owner. And in this case, there were. The first thing they noticed was that the
arm was in shockingly good condition. In fact, there appeared to be hardly any signs of digestion at all,
which was surprising considering how long it must have been in the shark's stomach.
So, before the police even left the aquarium,
they called a fingerprinting specialist who drove out to the site
and then cut and peeled the skin off the fingertips for later analysis.
The second thing the police noticed
was a tattoo on the inner forearm. It was an illustration of two boxers facing off as if they
were in the ring. Their bodies and gloves were drawn in blue ink and their boxing shorts were
colored red. The design was unique enough that police felt hopeful a friend or family member
might recognize it just from a written description in the newspaper. But when the police drove over to the morgue to have the arm analyzed further,
what they would learn there would ensure that all the newspapers in the state
would be running much more than just a written description of that tattoo.
At the morgue, the local medical officer became instantly fixated
on the question of how the arm had come to be removed
from the owner's body. Up to that point, everyone, including most of the police, assumed the shark
had just bitten the arm off. But to the medical officer, the arm did not look like it had been
bitten off at all. There were none of the ragged tears or bite marks like you'd expect to see with
a shark attack. Instead, the arm appeared
to have been cut from the body with surgical precision, most likely with a knife, which meant
this death was likely not the result of a shark attack. In all likelihood, it was a murder by a
person, and then after this guy was killed, the shark was either fed the body part, or after the
parts were dumped into the water, the shark happened to find the arm and ate it. This new twist on the case created an instant media frenzy.
Newspapers all over the country ran stories about this strange situation with the shark arm in
Sydney. And a bunch of those papers actually ran a photo of the tattoo, along with instructions for readers to contact the authorities
if they recognized it. And someone did. On April 28th, just three days after the scene at the
aquarium, police received a call from a guy saying he'd seen the photo of the tattoo in the paper,
and he knew who the arm belonged to. Without a doubt, the guy said, that arm belongs to my
older brother, Jim Smith. To most of the police at the precinct, the guy said, that arm belongs to my older brother, Jim Smith.
To most of the police at the precinct, the name Jim Smith meant nothing.
But for Detective Frank Matthews, the man who would be leading the so-called shark arm case, hearing the name Jim Smith would completely change the way he was thinking about the investigation ahead of him.
Because Matthews knew that Jim could not have been just a random
victim. About a year earlier, Jim had become a secret police informant. It started with an
insurance fraud scheme gone wrong. Some wealthy men had bought a yacht called the Pathfinder,
and then they over-insured it. They then hired Jim to be the captain of the Pathfinder,
and his job was to drive and maintain the boat,
and then at an appointed date and time, sink it. The wealthy men would then cash in the insurance
claim and split the proceeds amongst those involved in the scheme. But when Jim was actively
sinking the boat as ordered, a water policeman saw it happening and yelled out offering to help. But Jim panicked and
just pretended not to hear the police officer, allowing the boat to continue to sink. And so
later on, when the wealthy men tried to file their insurance claim on the boat, that water policeman
remembered that strange encounter with Jim, and before long, the insurance claim was flagged for fraud. Detective Matthews
had been assigned to that case and Jim was one of the first people brought in for questioning. But
as soon as they started talking Jim broke down completely and told the detective everything. In
exchange for immunity Jim promised to supply Detective Matthews with information on Sydney's vast criminal underworld. This was an
extremely dangerous trade for Jim to make. Because of the massive financial fallout caused by the
Great Depression, desperation had driven many otherwise law-abiding Sydney residents to
participate in some capacity in this criminal underworld. And people like Jim, who snitched to the police, threatened their
livelihood. So, when Detective Matthews heard that the shark arm victim was Jim Smith, he assumed
that someone must have found out that Jim was a police informant and they had had him killed to
shut him up. But the detective didn't reveal any of this to Jim's brother when they spoke. He simply
asked the brother to come down to the station and give a formal statement, which he agreed to do.
The next morning, Jim's brother arrived at the police station, and with him was Jim's wife.
She fought back tears as she told police it had been more than 10 days since she or anyone else had seen Jim.
The last time they spoke to him, he said he'd been hired to take a wealthy man out on a fishing trip. He said he didn't know how long he'd be gone, but he'd be staying at a
cabin on the coast, and if they needed to reach him, he would be checking his messages at the
Hotel Cecil in Cronulla. Cronulla is one of Sydney's many coastal suburbs. By this point,
Detective Matthews could tell this was going to be a very challenging investigation with a lot of media scrutiny. And part of him wondered if maybe he was jumping to conclusions.
Maybe Jim hadn't been murdered. Maybe he really had just been attacked by a shark. And if he had,
then most likely the rest of Jim's body, or at least more of his body, would be inside of that
tiger shark. And as it happened, that tiger shark had actually died
shortly after vomiting up Jim's arm.
And so Detective Matthews went to the dock
where the shark's body was being held by a fish oil merchant,
and there he watched as the giant fish was cut open
and nothing but fish parts fell out of it.
This was enough to convince Matthews that this was no animal attack.
Jim had to have been murdered by a person. So he tipped his hat to the fish oil merchant and headed back to the station
where he would make plans for the next phase of the investigation, canvassing Cronulla where Jim
had told his wife he would be checking his messages. The first place police were sent in
Cronulla was the bar at the Hotel Cecil, and immediately police got a hit.
When the bartender saw a photo of Jim, he instantly told police that he recognized him, and even called him by name.
He said, that's Jim Smith.
Apparently, Jim had visited this bar on several occasions, enough to be on a first-name basis with the bartender,
and also the bartender said Jim was just a very memorable
guy. He was tall and athletic, and at one point, he'd trained to be a boxer, which is why he had
that tattoo on his forearm of the two boxers. But the bartender said it had been a long time
since Jim had come around. The last time he saw Jim was the evening of April 8th. Jim arrived in
the early afternoon and stayed for several hours, drinking beer and
playing dominoes with the locals, and then around 6 p.m. he left with a friend called Mr. Williams,
a man that the bartender described as being very, very short. Detective Matthews knew who the
bartender was talking about, and he also knew that this very short man was not named Mr. Williams.
The real name of the short man was Patty Brady,
and Matthews knew he was a very close friend of Jim's. Patty was well known to police as a master
forger. He'd picked up the talent in his 20s while he was in the military. Patty had been in and out
of jail on a regular basis since he was 11 years old. In fact, the police had an active warrant
out for his arrest in connection
with some forging charges, which Matthews assumed was the reason Patty was going around using a fake
name. He didn't want to get arrested. But despite being a career criminal, Patty was not known to
be a violent criminal. So even though Patty seemed like he could have been the last person to see
Jim alive, the combination of him being Jim's close
friend and Patty being non-violent made it hard for investigators to believe that he might have
had anything to do with Jim's murder. But over the next few days, as police continued speaking
to residents of Cronulla, it started to seem like Patty had in fact done harm to his friend.
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The information police gathered in Cronulla
led them to a cottage on the water in Cronulla,
and this cottage was being
rented by Patty. And apparently, on April 8th, after Jim and Patty had left the Hotel Cecil,
the pair had traveled by boat to this cottage and gone inside together, but the next day,
only Patty came out, and after that, no one heard from Jim again.
Initially, police couldn't think of a good reason why Patty might want to kill his
friend, but when Matthews followed up on where Patty went on April 9th, so the morning after he
and Jim had gone into the cottage together, a theory started to form in Matthews' head.
Matthews learned that on the morning of April 9th, Patty left the cottage and headed for a taxi depot. The driver
of the taxi told police that Patty looked disheveled and totally out of it. Patty asked
the driver to take him to McMahon's Point, a wealthy community on Sydney's North Shore. The
driver dropped Patty off outside of this large fancy house right above the water, and he watched
Patty go inside. Patty would stay in the house for about
40 minutes, and then he would call another cab to come pick him up and drive him back to Cronulla.
Some of the detectives wondered who a guy like Patty would be visiting in a fancy place like
McMahon's Point, but Detective Matthews knew exactly which house the driver was talking about,
and he knew exactly who lived there. The house belonged to a well-known businessman named Reginald Holmes. Back in the 1850s, Holmes' father was considered to be the
best boat builder in Sydney. He built luxury yachts and speedboats, and he made an absolute
fortune selling them. And then, when he retired, he handed the whole boating empire over to his
oldest son, Reginald. For decades, the Holmes family lived like royalty
in Sydney Harbour. But then the Great Depression hit, and Holmes' yacht-building business,
like all other luxury businesses, went downhill fast. So, to maintain his luxury lifestyle and
preserve the prestige of his name, Reginald Holmes had found other ways of making money.
Mostly, he used his boats to facilitate drug
smuggling off the coast of Sydney Harbour. Many people were involved, but hardly anyone ever got
in trouble for it because at the time, there were only two cops in Sydney assigned to drug cases.
But the thing that put Holmes on Matthews' radar was the sinking of the Pathfinder. Remember how
Jim became an informant after a couple of wealthy men hired him to sink their yacht, the Pathfinder. Remember how Jim became an informant after a couple of wealthy men
hired him to sink their yacht, the Pathfinder? Well, Detective Matthews had recently discovered
that Reginald Holmes and his close friend, Albert Stannard, were those two wealthy men. The only
reason Matthews had not pursued charges against them was that they had withdrawn their insurance
claim after he had started investigating them.
At this point, the police felt nearly certain that Holmes had to be involved somehow in Jim's death.
There were just too many coincidences.
But they didn't have enough evidence
to actually charge Holmes with anything.
So instead, they went after Patty.
At 6.30 p.m. on May 16th,
police arrested Patty at his home
and drove him back to the
precinct where he was subjected to more than six hours of questioning. But in all that time,
Patty skirted every one of the investigator's questions and barely broke a sweat. Unlike Jim,
Patty was a career criminal who lived by a sort of code of honor, meaning he would never snitch.
But Patty also realized that he was facing murder
charges, which meant he could be facing the death penalty if he was convicted. So eventually,
Patty's code kind of eroded, and he made a calculated decision. If he was going to be
forced to take the fall for Jim's death, he was going to make sure that Holmes went down with him.
Patty told police in an official statement that
he'd first met Holmes about a year earlier, back when Jim had been hired to be the captain of the
Pathfinder. But after that big insurance scam failed with the Pathfinder, Patty said that Jim
was left without any money because he didn't get paid for the scam. And so he and Patty came up
with a new scam and presented it to Holmes. The idea was
to forge checks from Holmes' wealthier clients in amounts so small that the clients wouldn't notice.
Holmes would supply the checks, Patty would forge the signatures, and Jim would cash the checks from
his account. And then all three men would split the profits. It's unclear why someone like Reginald
Holmes would sign up for such a high-risk,
low-reward kind of scam, but reading between the lines in Patty's statement, Detective Matthews
considered the possibility that perhaps Jim was angry about not getting paid for the Pathfinder
job, and he might have told Holmes that if he didn't cooperate with he and Patty's forging scam,
that Jim would go to police about Holmes' role in the Pathfinder insurance scam.
Whatever the motivation was,
Holmes agreed to participate with Patty and Jim.
And for a long time, their scam worked,
and the three men made some nice money.
Eventually though, Jim and Patty got greedy
and decided they wanted to level up the scam operation.
They wanted to forge a check for a whopping £620, which, for reference,
would be worth more than £11,000 today when adjusted for inflation. Holmes agreed and produced
the check, and in the week leading up to Jim's disappearance, Paddy visited Holmes' house many
times to practice forging the signature. In fact, according to Paddy's statement, that was why he
visited Holmes on the morning of
April 9th. But when it came to the death of his friend Jim Smith, Patty said he didn't know
anything. He said that when he left the cabin that morning on April 9th to go to Holmes' house,
Jim was alive and well. The police weren't sure if they believed Patty's version of events,
but his statement gave them what they needed to go
after Holmes. So the next morning, Holmes was brought in for questioning. Holmes was only 44
years old and he'd lived a life of immense privilege, but when he walked into the police
station on May 17th, he seemed much older and more frail than a 44-year-old should be.
There were rumors that after the Pathfinder scam had failed, Holmes had had a
nervous breakdown and he had begun self-medicating with alcohol and cocaine. The police presented
Holmes with a copy of Patty's statement, but after Holmes read it, he denied every word. Not only did
he claim to have no idea what Patty was talking about in the statement, Holmes told police that
he didn't even know who Patty was and he certainly had never visited Holmes' house. Obviously, the police knew this
was a lie. But Holmes was a powerful person with powerful lawyers, and for the time being,
the police could not force him to talk. Instead, they made another move against Patty. On Sunday,
May 19th, the news hit the papers. Patti was officially being charged with
the murder of Jim Smith. There would be a public trial, which meant if Patti stuck to his story,
Holmes would be compelled to testify in front of the press about both his shady business dealings
and the death of Jim Smith. Holmes knew that that kind of media attention would ruin him and his family. So,
on the morning of May 20th, a day after Patty was officially charged with murder,
Holmes got up early and headed down to the harbor. The weather was cold and foggy,
but Holmes was determined to get out on the water. So, he walked to the wharf where his friend and
co-conspirator, Albert Stannard, kept a small boatyard. Stannard wasn't at the harbor just yet,
but Holmes found one of Stannard's employees who was just starting to set up for the day.
Holmes asked the employee if he could borrow one of Albert's speedboats
for a quick ride along the coastline.
The employee could easily tell that Holmes was drunk,
but he knew that Holmes was a skilled boater and a close friend of his boss,
so he said, sure, I'll get you set up. The man filled the boat with fuel and oil and then pushed
it out onto the water. Holmes climbed in, threw the boat into high gear, and sped away from the dock.
It was only about 7.30 in the morning, and the ordinary people of Sydney were just beginning
to board their commuter ferries across the harbor.
But Holmes appeared to be on a mission. As he headed east toward open water, his eyes stared straight ahead. He pushed the boat to go faster and faster until tears were streaming out of his
eyes. And then he abruptly cut the engine. As the boat gently rocked in the waves, Holmes found
himself staring at a particular stretch of coastline, Piper Point,
the most expensive suburb in all of Sydney. He thought about all the people he knew who lived
there and imagined them reading the horrible headlines that were sure to be written about him
during the upcoming trial. With his eyes looking straight ahead, Holmes reached into his coat
pocket and pulled out a bottle of brandy. There wasn't much left in the bottle, but he gulped
down the last of it and then threw the bottle over his shoulder. And then Holmes reached
back into his pocket and pulled out a revolver. And there, within full view of the people who
lived on Piper Point, Holmes pointed the gun at his forehead and pulled the trigger. The gun went
off and the blast threw Holmes' body out of the boat and into the water. But, shockingly, he survived.
The bullet hit the thickest part of his forehead, so instead of puncturing his skull,
it just sort of flattened there against his forehead and then fell to the ground,
leaving him with a giant flesh wound on his face.
As soon as Holmes hit the water, he bobbed back to the surface like a cork,
and for a second he just looked around wondering what happened, while blood gushed from his forehead.
Then, he just swam back over to his boat and climbed inside.
Meanwhile, the residents of Piper Point, who had actually seen the attempted suicide, began calling the police.
The water police were dispatched to the area, and they raced towards the injured boater, but as soon as
they got close to his boat, Holmes would just turn his boat around and speed away. This happened over
and over again with the water police trying to get close enough to help and Holmes cutting the
wheel sharply and rushing away from them at the last second. And even though Holmes periodically
would pass out behind the wheel, either from blood loss or drunkenness or both.
He still managed to evade the water police for more than four hours.
Finally, Detective Matthews and his squad were notified of what was going on out on the water,
and so they headed out in their own boat, and with the help of Holmes' own brother in another boat,
they were able to finally jump on board of Holmes' craft and tackle him and
pull the keys out of his ignition. Holmes was taken back to shore and sent immediately to the hospital
and then five days later, when Holmes was finally healthy enough, he told detectives he was ready to
talk. Holmes told police that Patty had been blackmailing him for months, threatening to reveal
what he knew about the Pathfinder insurance scam if Holmes didn't pay him. But then, on the morning of April 9th, the morning after
Jim was last seen at the cottage with Patty, Patty had come to Holmes' house looking disheveled and
carrying a big brown leather bag. Patty told Holmes that he'd been with Jim at the cottage
the night before, but they'd gotten into a fight that ended with Jim getting killed. So Patty had loaded Jim's body into a tin trunk he found at the cottage and disposed of it
by dumping it into the water. But apparently, not all of Jim's body had fit inside of that tin trunk.
Holmes said that at that point, Patty reached into this brown leather bag he had with him,
and he pulled out Jim's arm,
holding it by a rope that he had tied around the wrist.
Holmes said this scared him so badly that he immediately decided to just do whatever Patty wanted
in fear that Patty might kill him too.
And so from that point onward, whenever Patty called to ask for money, Holmes would give it to him.
To the police handling the interrogation,
Holmes seemed genuinely afraid as he spoke. He chain-smoked and his hands shook when he signed
his statement, but it was impossible to tell if he was afraid of Patty or of the stain this case
was going to leave on his reputation. In any case, the majority of the details in his story lined up
with what the police had uncovered in their investigation.
So, they asked Holmes if he would be willing to testify that Patty killed Jim and disposed of Jim's body, and Holmes said he would.
Now, not all of the detectives believed that Patty was guilty.
The idea that this tiny guy could have killed this huge athletic guy, Jim, who had literally been, at one point,
a professional fighter, seemed totally implausible. But with all the media attention on this case,
the police were facing an immense amount of pressure to just close it. And since they still
couldn't find Jim's body, Holmes' story was their best shot at closing the case. Before Holmes left
the station, the detectives asked him if he wanted
police protection, but Holmes declined. Before Patty could officially be indicted for murder,
the police would have to present their evidence to the coroner. In cases where a wrongful death
is suspected, it is the coroner's job to determine the cause of death and who may have been
responsible. On May 30th, the lead detectives were called to the office of the
coroner to present all of the information they had uncovered in the case of Jim Smith's death.
But after presenting all their evidence, the coroner told them that there was not yet enough
information to determine how Jim Smith had died, and so they would have to have an inquest. An
inquest is a judicial inquiry to ascertain the facts
relating to an incident, such as a death. The date for the inquest was set for June 12th,
which meant detectives had just two weeks to prepare all of their evidence, and just two weeks
to hopefully finally find Jim's body. But at the end of those two weeks, despite searching the
water extensively, police did not locate Jim's body.
Which meant pretty much their entire case against Patty would rest on the testimony of Reginald Holmes,
a man who, just weeks earlier, had publicly demonstrated that he was both dangerous and mentally unstable.
And as the days until the inquest ticked by, Holmes' mental health only seemed to worsen.
He spent entire days drinking in his bed, scared that if he went outside, he would be killed,
either for what he'd said to police or for what he might say on the stand at the inquest.
And it would turn out his fears were legitimate.
In the early hours of June 12th, the day of the inquest,
a police officer was making his rounds when he
noticed a car idling by the side of the road. Its headlights were on, and the passenger door was
open, and the driver was just kind of sitting there, leaning forward. June is wintertime in
Australia, and in a coastal city like Sydney, the wind that sweeps in from the harbor can be
extremely cold, and so worried something was wrong because this guy's
door is open, the patrolman quickly got out of his car and he hustled over to the idling car to see
what was happening. The patrolman came around to the open passenger door and shined a flashlight
on the driver, and right away he saw the driver was covered in blood and had been shot several
times on the left side of their body. By the time the sun came out and people started gathering outside the courtroom for the inquest,
the story had already hit the papers.
Reginald Holmes had been murdered, only seven hours before he was scheduled to testify at the inquest.
Without the police's star witness, the case against Patty Brady was bound to fail.
For one thing, the police had no direct
evidence tying Patty to Jim's murder, but as it would turn out, that wasn't even their biggest
problem. At the inquest, which did end up happening, Patty's lawyer would argue that the court could
not find Patty responsible for Jim's death since there was actually no hard evidence that Jim was
even dead. All they knew was Jim was missing an arm, and people can survive without an arm.
And since this was technically true,
the coroner was determined to have no authority to hold this inquest,
which meant they had to shut it down.
Patty would be acquitted of all charges.
However, he would spend the rest of his life going in and out of jail for other offenses.
Jim's body would never be found, and no one would ever be convicted for his murder.
Nor would anyone ever be convicted for the murder of Reginald Holmes,
although some people believe Holmes' murder was orchestrated by his old friend
and co-conspirator Albert Standard, either to help his family collect on one of his many
life insurance policies, or to avoid him ruining both
of their reputations by testifying at the inquest that would implicate both of them. Many people in
Sydney considered these outcomes to be a huge miscarriage of justice and a total failure on
the part of the police. But many other people in Sydney were quietly relieved that the people
involved in this very bizarre shark arm case
took their secrets of Sydney's underworld with them to the grave.
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