MrBallen Podcast: Strange, Dark & Mysterious Stories - What Lurks Below
Episode Date: June 29, 2023Today's podcast features 3 stories that will make you never want to go swimming again. The audio from all three of these stories has been pulled from our main YouTube channel and has been rem...astered for today's episode.Story names, previews & links to original YouTube videos:#3 -- "What Lies Beneath" -- Something lurks below this hospital (Original YouTube link -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6IgVVi8TtI)#2 -- "What Lurks Below" -- One of the most dangerous jobs in the world (Original YouTube link -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8swB7qMU7gk)#1 -- "Thalassophobia" -- Predator in the deep ocean comes up to say, "hi" (Original YouTube link -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toswhS4ehRw)For 100s more stories like these, check out our main YouTube channel just called "MrBallen" -- https://www.youtube.com/c/MrBallenIf you want to reach out to me, contact me on Instagram, Twitter or any other major social media platform, my username on all of them is @mrballenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Today's podcast features three stories that will make you never want to go swimming again.
The audio from all three of these stories has been pulled from our main YouTube channel
and has been remastered for today's episode.
The links to the original YouTube videos are in the description.
The first story you'll hear is called What Lies Beneath, and it's about a group of kids who ran
into something horrifying in a hospital basement. The second story you'll hear is called What Lurks
Below, and it's about one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. And the third and final story
you'll hear is called Thalassophobia, and it's about a predator in the deep ocean that came up just to say hi.
But before we get into today's stories, if you're a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious Delivered in Story format, then you've come to the right podcast because that's all we do and we upload twice a week, once on Monday and once on Thursday.
Monday and once on Thursday. So if that's of interest to you, please get on a crowded elevator with the Amazon Music follow button and at some point turn to face them, cover your nose, and say
out loud, was that you? Okay, let's get into our first story called What Lies Beneath. Hello, I am Alice Levine and I am one of the hosts of Wondery's podcast, British Scandal.
On our latest series, The Race to Ruin, we tell the story of a British man
who took part in the first ever round-the-world sailing race.
Good on him, I hear you say. But there is a problem, as there always is in this show.
The man in question hadn't actually sailed before. Oh, and his boat wasn't seaworthy.
Oh, and also, tiny little detail, almost didn't mention it. He bet his family home on making it to the finish line.
What ensued was one of the most complex cheating plots in British sporting history.
To find out the full story, follow British Scandal wherever you listen to podcasts
or listen early and ad-free on Wondery Plus on Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app.
Hello, I'm Emily and I'm one of the hosts of Terribly Famous,
the show that takes you inside the lives of our biggest celebrities.
And they don't get much bigger than the man who made badminton sexy.
OK, maybe that's a stretch, but if I say pop star and shuttlecocks,
you know who I'm talking about.
No?
Short shorts?
Free cocktails?
Careless whispers?
OK, last one. It's not Andrew Ridgely.
Yep, that's right. It's Stone Cold icon George Michael.
From teen pop sensation to one of the biggest solo artists on the planet,
join us for our new series, George Michael's Fight for Freedom.
From the outside, it looks like he has it all.
But behind the trademark dark sunglasses is a man in turmoil.
George is trapped in a lie of his own making,
with a secret he feels would ruin him if the truth ever came out.
Follow Terribly Famous wherever you listen to your podcasts,
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In 2013, three 12-year-olds named Paul, Tim and Max were living in New Orleans.
And even though they were too young to remember Hurricane Katrina from 2005,
the devastation it left in its wake was around them every day.
Just down the street from their neighborhood was a row of houses that had all been abandoned after they were destroyed by the storm surge.
And Paul, who was the ringleader of the group, would routinely drag Tim and Max into that row of houses to look for treasure, but they rarely left with anything more than some old clothes
and some broken kitchenware. One day, Paul told Tim and Max that if they wanted to find some real
treasure, they would have to go looking inside of the abandoned hospital.
Despite it being completely boarded up, windows, doors, and a huge fence around it,
Paul said he had discovered an entrance in the back of the building.
Tim and Max were not nearly as excited as Paul about this idea,
because all they had heard about this hospital was criminals lived inside of it,
and they'd also heard that the basement was completely flooded and basically the whole
structure was not safe.
But Paul was really convincing because he told them they were being babies.
And so they said, OK, well, we'll go with you then.
So the boys drove their bikes the couple of miles over to where this hospital was, and
they eventually reached the big chain link fence that surrounded the entire property
with no trespassing signs all over it. Behind the fence they saw this ominous entrance into this underground parking
garage that even from the street level you could look down and clearly see it was totally flooded
with gross stagnant dark water. But the boys carried on and Paul led them to a section of the
chain link fence that had been cut open. So the boys parked their bikes and locked them up and
then crawled through the gap in the fence and began walking up the small parking lot that led up
to the loading dock of the hospital. As they got closer, Paul pointed to a shed that was situated
right underneath a broken out window on the second floor and it was immediately clear that people were
using the shed to climb up and through that window. Paul was the first one to climb onto the shed and
then from there he jumped up and grabbed the ledge of the broken window and hoisted himself up and through that window. Paul was the first one to climb onto the shed, and then from there he jumped up and grabbed the ledge of the broken window and hoisted himself up and then very
carefully climbed through. Once he got through, he turned around and yelled for the boys to come up.
Once all three of them got inside and they began looking around, they were amazed at what they saw.
There was all this medical equipment that had just been left out. Clearly there had not been
an attempt at salvaging anything inside of this hospital. There were even blood samples still sitting out on tables.
That day, the boys explored the entire floor they came in on, which was the second floor,
and by the end of the day, they left with a couple of random medical souvenirs.
Over the following few months, the boys kept coming back to the hospital and had eventually
explored every room on every floor except for one, the basement.
They wanted to go down there, but even Paul thought it was a bad idea because it was completely
flooded with disgusting standing water and there were no windows that went down into the basement,
so it was totally pitch black. But by the end of the summer, they were getting bored with all the
other floors of the hospital. They had seen everything, they had found everything, there
was nothing left to explore, and so they decided we're going to go
in the basement. So one afternoon, they put on some dirty old clothes that they didn't mind
ruining and they made their way over to the hospital. They parked their bikes. They snuck
through the fence. They made their way up to the shed. They climbed up into the second floor.
They walked down the second floor hallway down to the flight of stairs.
They went down to the first floor where the stairs stopped.
From there, they walked over to an access door that led to another flight of stairs that just went down into the basement.
And so they open that door up, they step inside, and they get their flashlights out because
it's pitch black inside of the stairwell.
And they shine their lights down the steps.
And it was a half flight of stairs that led to a dry landing.
And then there was another flight of stairs from the landing going down to the basement floor and the final
steps of that second set of stairs were completely submerged. So with their flashlights up they walk
down the first flight of stairs to the landing they turn around and they stop and they shine
their light into the basement and what they see is just deep dark murky standing water and from
their perspective,
the basement was not some huge sprawling open space
like you would imagine.
Instead, they were looking down at a wall
because there was this hallway
that ran perpendicular to the stairs.
And so it went all the way to the right
and all the way to the left,
but they couldn't see down either of them.
They could only see basically the landing of the stairs.
In order to look down the hall,
they would need to go into the water and walk a few feet into the hall. And so as the boys are just scanning their
flashlights into this murky water inside of this small segment of the basement that they could see,
Paul finally says, all right, you know what? Screw it. I'm going. And he slowly walks down that final
flight of stairs and he takes his first step into the water. And Tim and Max, they stay up on the
landing. They're going to let Paul go on his own first. Paul takes another step and another
step. And before long, he says he's reached the basement floor and he's up to his chest in this
disgusting water. And so he's keeping his arms high up out of the water. He's still got his
flashlight and he wades out to the point where he can actually look down the hallway in either
direction. And so he looks down one way and then he looks down the other way. And then he turns around to face Tim and Max, who are still back up on the landing, and he says,
you can't see down either hallway. There's huge filing cabinets, and there's a generator down
there, and I can't see in either direction. We probably can't go very far. At this point, Tim
and Max feel compelled to go down there with their friend, and so they walk down that final flight of
stairs into the water, and they wade their way over next to Paul, at which point they shine their lights down the hall.
And sure enough, they basically can't see anything past maybe five or six meters down each hallway.
As the boys were standing in the middle of the hallway, not making any moves in either direction, they suddenly hear something down the far right side of the hallway.
And they shine their lights and they realize their view is completely obstructed.
And whatever's made the sound, they can't see it.
It's blocked by the generator and the filing cabinet.
And as they're shining their lights, they still can't see anything.
They hear a massive splash like someone cannonballed at the far end of the hallway.
And the boys do not stick around to try to get a better angle to see it.
They immediately turn around and run as fast as they can or as fast as the water will allow them back to the steps, back to the landing,
back to the first floor, back to the second floor,
down the hall, out the window,
and they run all the way back to their bikes.
And by the time they're back there,
they're panting, they're soaking wet.
They haven't spoken yet.
It was like intuitive fight or flight
and they were out of there
and they're sitting there heaving
and they look at each other and they start laughing.
It was like this adrenaline rush.
It was crazy what they were doing.
And they look back up at the hospital and they're staring at the second floor window,
almost half expecting to see whoever it was that made this big splashing sound to suddenly emerge
in the window, but no one ever did. And after about an hour of just staring at the hospital
and seeing no activity whatsoever, they convinced themselves that whatever they heard down in that
hallway was probably just something falling off a shelf or maybe there's a bird down there.
But whatever it was, it was harmless.
Eventually, Paul says to Tim and Max that they should totally go back in there and try to figure out what it was that made that sound.
And initially, Tim and Max are like, I don't really want to do that.
But eventually, after Paul called them babies enough times, they said, OK, fine, we'll go back in the hospital.
And so they go back to the fence. They walk up the parking lot, they climb onto the second floor, they walk
down the hall, they go down the stairs, they get to that access door that leads down into the
basement. And before they just fling it open, Paul gets his flashlight up, he turns the handle and
he opens the door just a little bit and looks inside to see if anybody's in there. And there
isn't. So he opens the door the rest of the way and he tim and max go inside once
they're inside they shine their light down to the landing and they can still see their wet footprints
all over the steps it's silence inside of the basement they make their way down to the landing
they turn around they shine the light into the water in the basement itself and now the water
is completely calm again there's no motion it's still completely quiet and as they're standing
there looking it's clear all of them are hesitating. They don't want to go back into chest-deep, murky, stagnant water. And they also
don't know what it was that made that sound. While they were outside, they're really confident it
wasn't a big deal. But now that they're in this dark basement, it seemed a little bit more
intimidating. And so Tim suggests they throw something into the water to try to get a reaction
from whatever this thing is, if it's alive. But they didn't have anything to throw. And then Paul out of nowhere takes his flashlight and throws it into the water.
And before Tim or Max could react to what he just did, they all just stopped and listened to see if
that would cause a reaction from whatever it was down there. And as the flashlight sunk to the
bottom and completely out of view because the water was so murky, there was no reaction down
there. It was still completely silent. Paul turns to Tim and Max and says, the reason I threw it is now we have to go
in because I have to get my flashlight. So Paul, along with Tim and Max, make their way down that
final flight of stairs. They start walking into the water. They get all the way up to their chest
in water and they wait out until Paul is directly over the light. He can barely see it through the
murky water, but he can clearly see it below him.
And since he doesn't want to go under the water,
he tried to use his feet to get the light up,
but he couldn't do it.
And so he looks at Tim and Max and he goes,
I'm going under.
He takes a deep breath and he goes under the water.
He immediately hears the muffled screams of Tim and Max up on the surface.
And as he's fumbling for his light,
he feels one of them yank on his shirt
to try to pull him up and out of the water.
Paul manages to grab his flashlight. He comes out of the water and he turns and he sees Tim and Max booking it for the stairs. And before he can even turn around and run after them, he
realizes why they're running in the first place. To his right, he can hear the sound of something
huge swimming up the hallway towards him. For a brief second, he raises his flashlight
and shines it down the hall.
And right at the filing cabinet,
this dark silhouette that's in the water
that's lying horizontal in the water
is violently swimming up the hall towards him
so fast there is a wake of water coming off of it.
Paul turns and runs towards the stairs
or as fast as he can go.
He's trying to wade through this water
that's chest deep on him. He gets to the stairs. He runs up to the landing. He can see his friends
are up at the door leading out of the basement stairwell and they're yelling for him to hurry up,
hurry up. They got the door open. Paul turns the corner and runs up to that door and right as he's
leaving, he can hear whatever it was that was swimming down the hall has stopped and is now
on the stairs. He goes to the access door and he and his buddies run upstairs to the second floor. They run down the hallway, they get into that room, they
leap out the window onto the shed, onto the ground, and they run all the way out to the break in the
fence where they hop in their bikes and they bike away. And as they're leaving they turn around to
look and there's no one. There's no one in the window, there's no one outside on the property,
whoever or whatever was chasing them is still in the hospital. The boys believe it was an
alligator living in the basement of this hospital, but they never found out for sure. While they
continued to urban explore around New Orleans, they never went back to that hospital.
I'm Peter Frankopan. And I'm Afua Hirsch. And we're here to tell you about our new season of Legacy,
covering the iconic, troubled musical genius that was Nina Simone.
Full disclosure, this is a big one for me.
Nina Simone, one of my favourite artists of all time,
somebody who's had a huge impact on me,
who I think objectively stands apart for the level
of her talent, the audacity of her message. If I was a first year at university, the first time I
sat down and really listened to her and engaged with her message, it totally floored me. And the
truth and pain and messiness of her struggle that's all captured in unforgettable music that
has stood the test of time. Think that's fair, Peter? I mean, the way in which her music comes
across is so powerful, no matter what song it is. So join us on Legacy for Nina Simone.
In May of 1980, near Anaheim, California, Dorothy Jane Scott noticed her friend had an inflamed red
wound on his arm and he seemed really unwell. So she wound up taking him to the hospital right away
so he could get treatment. While Dorothy's friend waited for his prescription, Dorothy went to grab
her car to pick him up at the exit. But she would never be seen alive again, leaving us to wonder,
at the exit, but she would never be seen alive again, leaving us to wonder, decades later,
what really happened to Dorothy Jane Scott? From Wondery, Generation Y is a podcast that covers notable true crime cases like this one and so many more. Every week, hosts Aaron and Justin
sit down to discuss a new case covering every angle and theory, walking through the forensic
evidence, and interviewing those close to the case to try and discover what really happened. And with over 450 episodes,
there's a case for every true crime listener. Follow the Generation Y podcast on Amazon Music
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Our next story is called What Lurks Below.
Purley Beach is this beautiful little beach town in South Africa that's very popular amongst tourists.
There's lots of snorkeling and whale watching and horseback riding on the beach. But behind this beautiful vacation town, down this bumpy access road going inland,
you come to this unmarked settlement called Oluxalwaini
that is like the opposite of a vacation.
Basically everyone there is completely impoverished.
Beyond some seasonal cleaning jobs
and the occasional gardening job,
there's virtually no work in that area.
As a result of this crushing poverty,
the men in this town have had to take on one of the
most dangerous jobs in the world. It's called abalone poaching. Abalone are a very rare type
of shellfish that are illegal to be captured and sold, but there's this booming illicit market for
them, their primary customer being the Chinese who view eating abalone as a status food. Abalone can
only be harvested by hand, and one of the very few places you can
find them is on Dyer Island, which is three kilometers off the coast of Pearly Beach.
And so the men of Eluxilwaini have become the primary labor force to go collect these shellfish
for this illegal trade. On a really good night, these Eluxilwaini poachers will come back and
make the equivalent of a couple hundred US dollars, And they'll use that money to support their entire family,
mom, dad, grandparents, kids, nieces, nephews, everybody,
because nobody else can work.
This is like the one thing that generates money.
So you're probably wondering,
what makes this particular job
one of the most dangerous in the world?
Well, I can tell you it has nothing to do
with the actual act of removing abalones.
That's pretty straightforward.
It's the creature that lurks below you the whole time you're in the water pulling abalones off the
reef that at any moment might come up and strike. In the early morning hours of September 3rd, 2017,
a group of Aluxilwani poachers met on Pearly Beach to make their way out to Dyer Island.
Now, because they are so poor, they do not have the money to afford
renting a boat to take them out to Dyer Island. And so they swim out to Dyer Island. It takes them
about three hours to swim out there. And then they stay there for three hours, going down on a
breath hold over and over again, pulling abalones off the reef. And then they swim three hours back.
And so this particular day, the poachers are pulling up their wetsuits, getting ready for the
swim. And they're chatting nervously with each other, doing their best not to talk
about the one thing they were all terrified of, which is what's swimming out in that water.
One of the men on the beach was a 34-year-old named Zalela, who had taken a break from abalone
poaching because of how dangerous it was, but he just found out his wife was pregnant, and so he
needed the extra cash, so he was going with them. South Africa is home to the largest population of great white sharks in the world.
Specifically, there is a stretch of water between Dyer Island and the shores of Pearly Beach called
Shark Alley that is the highest concentration of great white sharks in the world. So every time
the Aluxalwani poachers swam out to to Dire Island, they had to swim over Shark Alley.
And then once at the reef, removing the abalones, that's where all the sharks would hang out because they would eat the seals that were in the area.
So there's sharks all around them there, and then they would swim back over Shark Alley.
So all in, they would be spending nine hours around some of the most ferocious apex predators in the world.
hours around some of the most ferocious apex predators in the world. So that morning, Zalela and the other poachers make it out past the breakers and they head out to this stretch of kelp
that covered the first third of their trip. Basically, they would stay in this big kelp field
because they said the sharks didn't like to come in the kelp. But at some point, they reached the
end of the last bit of kelp. And what was next was this open water swim up to Dire Island. This
would be the most dangerous part. And Zalela was the first person that was going to be entering the open water.
And the way they did it is in the open water, they would intentionally space themselves out by a
couple of meters in case one of them got attacked. The others would have a chance to swim away and
avoid being caught up in the feeding frenzy. So Zalla leaves the kelp field and begins swimming across the
open water. And then after a little bit, the next poacher, he begins swimming and they have this
practice where they would constantly be looking around and counting all the people they were with
because these shark attacks, when they happened, a lot of times they would get pulled under the
water and you wouldn't hear it at first. If there was a head missing, you stopped and you stopped
everybody else and you made sure no one was being attacked by a shark.
And so as this second swimmer is swimming along, he's counting and he's got a full head count.
And then he looks and Zalela's missing and he yells for the others to stop.
And as they're kind of poking their heads up to see what's going on, Zalela reemerges in the mouth of a great white shark.
It is violently shaking him side to side and Zalla's screaming out and the other poachers know
they can't do anything to help him.
And so they turn and they swim as fast as they can.
And all they hear behind them is the sudden scream
as his face would come out of the water
and then go back down again.
And the violent thrashing of fins
as a feeding frenzy began.
And so the others make it back to the kelp field
and one of them had a cell phone wrapped in rubber.
As he pulls that out and he calls one of the poacher boats because even in an emergency,
they don't call the police because they can't jeopardize their livelihood.
And so they call a poacher boat that comes over, scoops them up out of the water.
And then the remains of Xylela that came to the surface,
they were able to pull those into the boat and bring them back for a funeral.
According to police reports, in the last two decades,
five Aluxilwaini poachers have been killed by sharks. But to the Aluxilwaini locals, they say
that count is not even close to accurate because a lot of times when people do get attacked and
killed by sharks, they don't report it to the police because they don't talk to the police.
And so they think it's probably closer to two or three dozen people that have been killed by sharks.
When interviewed, an Aluxilwaini poacher has said anytime there's a shark attack, whether it's fatal or not,
they usually just take a week or two off and then go right back in the water.
Poverty has given them no other choice.
The next and final story of today's episode is called Thalassophobia.
In 1990, 46-year-old Alex Kerstich was a marine biology high school teacher by day and a documentary filmmaker by night.
marine biology high school teacher by day and a documentary filmmaker by night. In July of that year, he and three of his friends were in Mexico working on a documentary about sea life in the
Gulf of California. They had already shot a bunch of footage during the daytime and now they needed
to go out and get some nighttime footage as well. On the evening of the 25th, Alex and his three
friends boarded a 70-foot research vessel with all of their diving and camera equipment. They waited
until just before sunset to leave the harbor, and then it was a 30-minute transit to this area just
north of La Paz that they had been told was very active at night. Once the ship was stopped, they
threw their anchor down and then turned on these bright spotlights and aimed them into the water,
and then one of the ship's crew members put a big piece of tuna onto his fishing rod and then cast it out into the water to try to lure some animals to the area.
A few moments later, a black mass suddenly came up to the surface,
ripped the tuna from the line, and then vanished as quickly as it appeared.
Alex and his three friends didn't get a good look at it.
They saw it happen, but they had no idea what it was.
So they told the ship crew member to put another piece of tuna on the line,
throw it out there, and see if they can get a better look at this thing.
And so more tuna was put on the rod.
It was cast out.
And then seconds later, a black mass rushed up to the surface,
grabbed the tuna and then went back down again.
But this time with Alex and the others looking really intently at it,
they picked up what looked like a red and white flash,
like a strobe light on the skin of this creature as it
descended down below. And they looked at each other and they thought, could it be? And so another piece
of tuna was put on the fishing rod, they cast it out into the water, and this time before anything
could come up and take it, deep down below they see a flash of red and white all over the place,
like a bunch of strobe lights going off. And then dozens of these creatures rocketed to the surface,
fought over this tuna,
and then descended back down into the deep water.
And so now the men look at each other and they're grinning
because they know the red and white flashing they are seeing
is a trademark of a very rare creature.
It's their skin changing colors.
It's how they communicate with each other.
And this creature is so rare that at this time, no one had actually filmed it alive. There was only footage
of it dead after it washed up on shore. And so suddenly, Alex and his team are thinking, man,
our documentary is about to become legendary if we can just get in there and get the footage.
And so the men eagerly put on their dive equipment, got their cameras, and prepared to enter the water. Had they consulted with anyone who studied this rare creature, they would have been
told that getting in the water with them was a horrible idea and could easily get them killed.
These rare creatures are called Humboldt squids, and they are eight-foot-long apex predators that
live in the deepest parts of the ocean. Because they almost never come
up to the shallow waters, we know very little about them. What we do know is that like all
other squids, they have eight arms along with two long tentacles that have all these suckers on it,
and inside of the suckers are these teeth, these little daggers that they use to latch onto their
prey, and they pull their prey in towards their center,
and at their center is this opening. It's their mouth, and it's called a beak, and it literally looks like a bird's beak. It's this hard thing that sits there and opens and shuts, and they use
it to bite into their prey, and then inside of their beak is their tongue, and on their tongue
are hundreds of sharp little daggers like more teeth that they also use to shred their prey.
Typically, these jumbo squid will sneak underneath
their prey and then suddenly shoot up,
grab them with their two tentacles,
and then drag them down to the deeper water
where they feel safe,
and then they begin the horrifyingly slow process
of eating their prey alive
because they have a gag reflex
that prevents them from eating quickly.
Humboldt squids are very
intelligent, they're very social, and they're very aggressive towards humans, especially when they
are in a large group or when they are eating. But of course, Alex and his three friends are not
thinking about this. They're just eager to get into those jumbo squid infested waters and get
this footage. And so they give each other the final okays. They're ready, their equipment's good to go, and they slip off the side of the boat into the water. Once they
were in the water, they sank down to 30 feet, at which point they spread out around the squid that
were still darting up to the edge of the boat to try to get more tuna. After a few minutes of Alex
and his buddies taking this great footage of these squids, a 14-foot shark suddenly comes into the
mix and tries to
eat the tuna off the side of the boat. But ironically, on its way out after not getting
any tuna, the shark got its tail fins stuck on the actual hook and then became bait for the Humboldt
squids. And seconds later, these squids began ripping the shark apart. And so Alex and his
three friends decided to move closer to the drama to get some great footage. As Alex is right up next to this drama unfolding, he feels himself suddenly sinking
in the water. And he's kind of fixated on getting the shot, so he's not really worried about why
he's sinking. He's thinking, maybe my buoyancy compensator's off, maybe my weights are too heavy.
But when he looks down, he realizes in horror, a Humboldt squid has wrapped one of its tentacles around his right
swim fin. And so he instinctively begins kicking the squid's tentacle with his left leg. He gets
it to release him, and in a panic, Alex begins swimming back up towards the surface. But he's
still 40 feet away at this point from the boat, and at this point the other squid had been alerted
to Alex as now being considered prey. And so as Alex is going up,
from behind, another squid comes up and wraps its tentacle around his neck. And his neck was the
only area on his body that was not protected by his neoprene wetsuit. And so the daggers inside
of the suckers on this tentacle dug into his neck, all around his neck. So his neck's being cut into
and he's being strangled and being pulled down by
this squid. And so Alex begins punching and squeezing and pulling on this tentacle, fighting
for his life. And he manages to get this squid, the second one, also to release him. But by now,
he's been pulled down to 50 feet. He's got a ways to go to get back to the boat. And the other squid
are all coming over. They're converging on him because they're all communicating that here's our prey. Here's our other meal. And so Alex tries to swim
as fast as he can back to the boat, but he only made it a few feet before another Humboldt squid
darted up and came right up to his face, wrapped both tentacles around his entire head, blinding
him. And he immediately felt the beak pressed up against his face and it was opening and closing
trying to bite him but it was biting down on his dive mask that was basically saving him from
having his skull crushed by this squid. The squid became frustrated because it's not digging into
Alex's flesh and so it readjusted its grip on him by sliding down to his midsection where immediately
it begins pulling him down violently in these pulsing bursts. And so
all Alex starts doing is punching and hitting and doing everything he can to get this thing off of
him. And then for some reason, it does release him. Maybe it was just so frustrated that it could not
puncture into him. And so Alex is now down to about 60 feet and he starts swimming as fast as he can
with all these squids all around him. But for some reason, none of them attacked him. And so Alex
swims up to the boat, and before he actually gets on board, he looks down back into the water, and
there's just dozens of these squids that are flashing red and white at each other, just kind
of hovering in the water, not making any move towards him. It was like they were just watching
him. Alex sprinted up that ladder, got into the boat, and shortly after his three friends came out of the water as well, they were unharmed.
Alex had deep cuts all around his neck from where the tentacles had driven their teeth into his throat.
But besides that, he was physically okay.
Mentally, he was a train wreck and was very traumatized from this event, as you could imagine.
Today, his encounter with the jumbo squids is a thing of legend in the diving community.
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