Muscle for Life with Mike Matthews - A Very Curious Holiday Message

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

“When’s your next book coming out?” “What kind of supplements are you going to release next?” “What would you name your boat if you had one?” I’m asked questions like these all the time and so I thought I’d start doing monthly updates about what’s new and exciting here at Legion HQ. So here’s a quick hosedown of what me and my jolly band of pirates and bums have been up to lately. Enjoy! Want free workout and meal plans? Download my science-based diet and training templates for men and women: https://legionathletics.com/text-sign-up/

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Muscle for Life. I'm Mike Matthews. Thank you for joining me today, because it is that time again. You know, a time to transform our living room into a hellscape of landfill-bound fripperies. A time to trade the goji berry and kale slurries for mom's deep fried brownies stuffed with cheesecake stuffed with a molten core of pure sugar soaked gluten. elf organs to the dimension-hopping, antediluvian demigod Santa Claus and his battalion of bionic beast deer, creatures forged in the third age of prehistory to do battle with the dead-eyed demon prince Krampus. You know, okay, this is actually pretty irrelevant. Moving on, what I really wanted to say in this podcast is Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. I hope you and yours are relishing many moments of joyous merriment and reveling in all of their pine-scented, butter-lubed, and tinsel-laden glory. Even better, 2020, this year of pandemonium incarnate, is finally going

over the cliff and into the sea where it belongs, I know. And what will next year bring? A cat's meow or a dog's breakfast? Will we finally get to take our family, friends, home health, and job for granted again? Or will we soon find ourselves spearing mutated fire bears in the blasted ruins of Booger Hole, West Virginia? Who can know? Even so, I and my mice and men here at Legion have laid wondrous plans for 2021 that'll get you purring like a dog that ate a happy cat. Here are some of the snidbits. New products and services to insta-buy, including a probiotic, an energy drink, beauty product, hair, skin, and nails product, as well as training plans, new coaching options, and

more. New flavors of existing products to take a flyer on, including strawberry margarita pulse, cookie butter whey plus, blue raspberry recharge, mocha genesis, and more. New loyalty perks to rub all over yourself, including more subscribe and save benefits, rewards programs, perks, exclusive deals and discounts, and more. New updated product formulations to slaver over, including our protein bars, our fat burner Phoenix, our meal replacement Atlas, our sleep aid Lunar, working on gummies for that one, our nootropic Ascend and more. New sales channels to better separate you from your shekels, including domestic

and international retail locations and Amazon UK and Canada. New content to gorge on, including a new podcast, new website tools, video edumacations, and more. And that is just the quick hose down, of course. There are many details to follow. And with that, I think it's time to get back to enjoying some Michael Bublé before he's put back in his cage until next year. And just because this can't be said enough, bless your cotton socks for your support. Seriously, you are my Skittles, you are my Starshine, and I am in your eternal gratitude. Yes, that's right, eternal Eternal gratitude as in my spectral service across the infinity of space and time. Your mileage may vary, but that makes me feel kind of ticklish

inside. Then again, that may just be the deep fried brownies. All right. Well, that's it for this episode. I hope you enjoyed it and found it interesting and helpful. And if you did and you don't mind doing me a favor, please do leave a quick review on iTunes or wherever you're listening to me from in whichever app you're listening to me in, because that not only convinces people that they should check out the show, it also increases search visibility and thus it helps more people find their way to me and learn how to get fitter, leaner, stronger, healthier, and happier as well. And of course, if you want to be notified when the next episode goes live,

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if you have positive feedback as well, or if you have questions really relating to anything that you think I could help you with, definitely send me an email. That is the best way to get ahold of me, mikeatmusclefullife.com. And that's it. Thanks again for listening to this episode, and I hope to hear from you soon.