Muscle for Life with Mike Matthews - The Best Yuletide Message Ever

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, friend. And it is that time again. It's time to transform hearth and home into a hellscape of landfill bound fripperies. It's time to trade the quinoa salads and avocado ice cream for mom's deep fried mac and cheese balls stuffed with pizza rolls stuffed with a molten core of sugar-soaked gummy worms. And perhaps most importantly, this is a time to offer moonlit sacrifices of cured Grinch hides and spiced elf organs to the dimension-hopping antediluvian demigod Santa Claus and his battalion of bionic beast deer creatures forged in the third epic of prehistory to do battle with the dead-eyed demon prince Krampus for the command of the multiverse. Okay, I think that is getting to be pretty irrelevant. So moving on, what I really wanted to say is Merry Christmas and Happy

Starting point is 00:00:56 Holidays. I hope you and yours are relishing many moments of joyous merriment and reveling in all of their pine-scented, butter-lubed, and tinsel-laden glory. And what will next year bring? Will the I'm not a crook, I'm just an idiot defense exonerate scam bank run fraud and his owl-faced polyamorous collaborator? Will the two weeks of transitory and mostly peaceful inflation finally end? Or will we find ourselves spearing mutated acid hogs in the blasted ruins of Toad Suck, Arkansas? Who can know? Who can know? merry band of mice and men and women have laid wondrous plans for 2023 that will get you purring like a dog that ate a happy cat, including new and upgraded Legion products to insta-buy, including an energy drink, protein cookie, pulse and recharge improvements, new ingredients are coming, apparel and more, new flavors of existing Legion products to take a flyer on, including Rainbow Sherbert and Pina Colada Pulse, Apple Pie, Coconut Cream and Frosted Cereal Whey Plus, Sour Candy and

Starting point is 00:02:14 Arctic Blast Recharge and more new sales channels and international shipping options for Legion, with which I can better separate you from your coinage, including Amazon UK. That's going to be big for everyone in the UK and in Europe, walmart.com and target.com. And finally, lots of new content for you to graze on, including fourth editions of my books, Bigger, Leaner, Stronger and Thinner, Leaner, Stronger, new website tools over at legionathletics.com, blog articles, Leaner, Stronger and Thinner, Leaner, Stronger, new website tools over at legionathletics.com, blog articles, many, many blog articles planned for next year over at legionathletics.com as well. Many podcasts planned here on the Most Full Life podcast and more.

Starting point is 00:02:57 That's really just the quick hose down. Many more details to follow over at legionathletics.com. details to follow over at legionathletics.com. That's my primary online hub. Get on our email list if you want to know when all of these things and all the other things that I have not told you about are dropping, as the cool kids say. And also, because this really cannot be said enough, thank you. Bless your cotton socks for your support. Really. If this were another era, I would build a temple to your glory. I would tear out my eyes with a ceremonial spoon and become your Oracle prophecy, the doom of all who oppose you and sing hymns about your nascent Godhood with my tongueless mouth. But alas, this is the current year, and all I can offer instead is my eternal gratitude. Yes, my eternal gratitude, as in my spectral service across the infinity of

Starting point is 00:03:55 space and time. So I hope that's enough, at least to tickle the reptilian pleasure centers of your brain. And there's one more thing, actually. For the sake of Santa's sacred nipples, don't count calories today, not on Christmas. Feast, drink, hug your loved ones, hakuna matata. Well, I hope you liked this episode. I hope you found it helpful. And if you did, subscribe to the show because it makes sure that you don't miss new episodes. And it also helps me because it increases the rankings of the show a little bit, which of course then makes it a little bit more easily found by other people who may like it just as much as you. And if you didn't like something about this episode or about the show in general, or if you

Starting point is 00:04:41 have ideas or suggestions or just feedback to share, shoot me an email, mike at muscleforlife.com, muscleforlife.com, and let me know what I could do better or just what your thoughts are about maybe what you'd like to see me do in the future. I read everything myself. I'm always looking for new ideas and constructive feedback. So thanks again for listening to this episode and I hope to hear from you soon.

Muscle for Life with Mike Matthews - The Best Yuletide Message Ever

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