My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 207: Thank Travis for Travis

Episode Date: June 30, 2014

In this very special episode of MBMBaM, Justin is sky high on post-wisdom-tooth-removal opiates, and Travis writes a hymn about himself. Suggested talking points: Getting Lyfted, Welcome to McDonalds, Nude Rumspringa, TV Greed, The Ballad of Pizza Daniel, Wedding Weed Brian, War on Science

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Hello everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middlest brother, Travis McElroy. I'm a sweet baby Griffin. Been an exciting week here at the McElroy ranch. I'm down four teeth, got my wisdoms yanked. Do you not understand that that's like this podcast, Money Maker?

Like Travis and I don't know shit about fuck, and you had all the wisdom in the world, and you gave it away just because it was for aesthetics, because your mouth was too wide. One of them was too beautiful. It was distracting in conversation. People couldn't focus on my ideas. My big ideas, my big world-changing ideas. Because you're a giant back teeth. Because of your big old back teeth. Shining perfect back teeth. And one broken half, so it seemed like the time. Yeah, that's a good time to do it. Like you were just burning through your wisdom so quickly doing this show that that was part of your wisdom tooth. Had to like rot and fall off because you used it up.

Mindfulness teaches us the importance of knowing when to let go of things. And for me, that knowing when to let go of my wisdom teeth was predicated on one of them. Shattering. Did you go to your local center to have it removed? Jagged stalactite of chewing. Sorry, Travis. Did you go to your local Zen Center to have them removed? No, I went ahead and went allopathic on this one. In what possible manner could a zinster rip them bad boys out?

Listen, anybody can remove teeth from anybody. I'm not recommending it. I'm just saying that like you get really centered. You focus. You focus on your breathing. Pop, pop, pop, pop. Teeth out. Travis, you had a momentous week too, right? I did. So my friends in LA are Lyft drivers, and I'm a big fan of the idea of Lyft and Uber. So like weed delivery? No, that would be awesome. But it is a service in which it's kind of like a crowd-sourced taxi. So you sign up to be a driver and then they kind of, it's like Uber, Lyft and Uber, big fans. Okay, crowd-sourced taxi. So it is in effect definitely usually weed delivery.

Yes. And so I said, oh, I want to try that out. Mostly because I was just curious about what it was like to be a driver for them. So when I got back to Cincinnati, I signed up for it, thinking that if I like it, when I move to Los Angeles, I'll start doing it there. They'll already know you. Yes. I'll be experienced. Lyft and Louie, the world's greatest Lyft driver. Yes. And they'll be super impressed because my car will be so clean and I'll have the best hard, I'll have the best hard candy in my-

Traveling Travs Gypsy Taxi. Which is what I spray painted on the car in anticipation for them. Yeah, you did jump the gun, it seems. Well, so what happened is what's supposed to happen is you fill out your application and then you click a button that says like start mentor Lyft now or something like that and then it contacts your mentor and your mentor drives to you and then you drive around and that's kind of your training session. Well, so I filled out the application. I hadn't cleaned my car yet and I wasn't ready to go. So I kind of stopped at that point and then my mentor called me and was like,

Hey, let's just set up a time so that way I can make sure that I'm free and available and in the area. And I said, Okay, great. So we set up the time. So then we met on Wednesday. I'd scrubbed out my car. I'd like detailed it. I gone to the town cleaning it and we met. He gets in my car and he's like, Okay, great. Now just hit the start mentor Lyft now and I press it and a screen pops up letting me know that my application has been denied due to my driving record. While Duder is sitting in my car and his response was, Ah, man, that sucks. Well, your car smells like farts anyway, so you wouldn't have passed. It was just so awkward because he started looking on his phone to find out like the FAQs of why

someone's driving record to be turned down. And it's like, it's cool, man. It's fine. Please get out of my car. Yeah, it's all right. You don't realize this, but we've reached the end of the anecdote. So you need to move on with your life. I would offer to drive you somewhere, but clearly that is not prudent. I'm amazed that he stayed in the car any longer. I know the car is sitting still, but you are capable of some pretty whack shit behind the wheel of one of these bad boys. Well, so then it really, my favorite part was when he said, do you know why it would say that? I was like, something like, bro, I'm not just going to run through all my vehicular rampages with you. It's very charitable. It's like when you're at the store and your credit card gets

declined, you think it's their computers? No, I don't think it's their computers. You know, there's card readers really been acting up. I'm sure it's not you. Did you remember to activate it before? No, you mentioned it. And I cannot stress enough. I still really like the idea of Lyft and Uber. So I'm not at all knocking them because it was like, as I was saying, they're going, are you still trying to get in there? Do you think they did send them an email that was like, hey, so Travis here? Why was that? I've learned a lot about myself and my body and like how that pertains to operating a motor vehicle over the past few years. So if you can look past all the shit, I wrecked because I was emailing you while I was driving.

I wish it could be like my credit score where if I could say like my wife is a way better driver and she'll be in the car with me the whole time. Listen, curbed and Uber and lifting, if you are listening, please, I love my brother. If there's a criteria that is that is more important to you than has good driving record, I can't imagine what it could be. Please don't let him smooth talk you in. I'm just saying that, you know what I provide? You know what I provide as a Lyft driver, Justin? An experience. Oh God, that's not what anybody wants. That's what people play. People play crazy taxi all the time. Yeah. They fucking played that level in Die Hard 3 where you drove around the taxi, which I think was the whole game actually. Jesus Christ.

No, that's one third of the game because there was also, never mind. No, that was a Die Hard trilogy game. But listen, but listen, but listen. Nobody wants an experience in it. Uber, they want absolute silence and so they arrive at their destination. They don't want to get creeped on, give them a hard candy. Don't fist them at all. I always get the feeling in Uber because often they pull up in such nice cars. I always get the feeling in Uber that the guy's like mid-party, like he just took someone cool to a party place and he has to do that again later, but he has time to work me in to take me to Shake Shack. Does it smell like Brad Pitt back there? It should. And there's a reason. A good reason. Maybe I like to, I prefer to think that he was

mid-drive with Brad Pitt and said, oh shit, I got an Uber request. Pop out. Did I get out, Pitt? I'll swing back ground. Pop out, Bradley. I'll circle back around in BD. Let's help people. Recently. I didn't do anything this week. Okay. Recently, servers at a fast food chain I eat at regularly are starting to recognize me and know what I will order. Is this a hint that I should back out? Should I start going to another restaurant? It's not that I don't enjoy being noticed, but eating at a single establishment, so much that various workers who work different shifts know you and your food preferences, yet not even your own name seems like an easy way to a dangerous place. Should I take my lunches elsewhere? That's from Nervous in Newport.

I don't ever remember on the show Cheers when Norm would walk in and everyone would yell Norm, and he would go, maybe I should start going somewhere else. This is not a Norm. Yeah, they're not yelling Norm. What they're yelling is, Filet-O-Fish-Meal. Yeah. Here's the thing. That's a stigma that I think is really unfair, because how is that different from going to a local diner and they know you're going to get the BLT? Like, just because it's McDonald's, like, okay, great, you like McDonald's, don't change your preference just because you're afraid people will judge you. That's not a good way to live your life. That's not a healthy- Travis, you sound like the-

If you like the fucking Filet-O-Fish, then get the fucking Filet-O-Fish. You sound like the fathead guy right now. You sound like the guy from the hit documentary Fathead that sought to discredit SuperSizeMe and everything that it did, where you're just like, eat what you want. It's America and it's freedom. And I guess it's true. I guess it is America and I guess it is freedom. But if you only eat Filet-O-Fish, you're going to die. He only eats Filet-O-Fish. Like, that's what he has for lunch. Travis, you're going to die. You're going to die. Welcome to McDonald's. We got frozen meat.

Yeah, I guess McRib is back, but you're not going to be. You're going to die. Don't do this. It's- I will say, okay, let me addendum. Maybe vary it up. It doesn't mean you have to stop going there, but maybe only go there like once a week or try something different or go there once, you know, twice every two weeks, something like that. But maybe it just means that it's time for a little bit more variety in your life. I don't think that means you got to feel bad about wanting to eat there and wanting to have that food, but like maybe change it up. Okay, I don't under two points. One, I've always wanted to have that at like in my hometown. I

live in a small town. You would think there'd be places that I could go where people would say, like, hey, it's the J-man. How are you? Do you want to- Hey Hoopster. Hey Hoops. That happens at my local Peter Pit, I guess. There's probably other places now that I think of it, but not every place. I want it universal. Secondly, why are you going inside a fast food restaurant? I know we've talked about this before. It's an old chestnut. I don't understand why you're not just going through the drive-thru. Maybe you could do that if you're- if you want to keep your filet-of-fish schedule because you have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

If you need that- It's 131? Oh, it's 131. I need my crunch. Maybe you could just go through the drive-thru, like an adult. You know what sucks though? You know what really puts me off? It's not just the food that you're eating that's killing you from the inside out, like a parasite. It's that they don't know your name. You're in a relationship with this McDonald's or this- can we say Arby's? That's just a funnier name. You're in a relationship with this Arby's. We have the weirdest sponsorship deal with them. And like, you- they don't give a shit about you. They just want to- they just want to force-feed your- their- their floppy-sloppy meats down your

throat and then get your money in return for it. And the fact that they know what kind of meat you like but not your name, man, they just- they're not going to put in the effort. They don't love you like you love them. No, they're just stream- they're streamlining the process and saying like, okay, great, go ahead and start an Arby's McRib tickler, whatever, and that way you can just go ahead and like, get your meal faster and be done with the exchange ticker. Now, the Arby's Mc- the Arby's McRib tickler, that's the- that's the Arby's sandwich with peanut butter on it. But it has a- like a stick in it, like one of those Joe Popsicle sticks. Uh-huh, correct. Because it just- it makes you like, wait one more second for the sandwich. And Matt, that hesitation is what makes

it so delicious. Sweet orgasmic moment. Griffin, it's so right. You're in a bad relationship. You need to get out of this relationship with this. You need to get out. You need to get yourself a new man. Strong, strong, proud, black man who's going to treat you like the queen you are. And that is not this Arby's. That's- Clearly. Yeah. Is there a new fast food restaurant? Can you guys think of like- have you guys heard of that new hot fast food restaurant that just hit the scene and it's really taken charge? That new fast food enterprise business that is really just like hit the scene in 2000- late 2012. And it's just like fucking growing rapidly. Nope. It's just pretty much- pretty much just Subway and BK, Taco Bell, Donald's Jack in the Box. No, here's what you

gotta get. This is one of the great things about fast food is where you gotta catch them is that every once in a while a restaurant will get into their marketing groove of we're not bullshitting anymore. Like- No. Remember how Domino's- Domino's is like- Domino's is like, hey listen, we've been bullshitting for a long time and our new thing is we're going to try- Well that's what I'm like- Carl's Jr. isn't it? Carl's Jr. is like, we're doing Angus now. Get on board. Well, the Angus Revolution hit a lot of different places. And I feel like the growth wasn't that hard. I feel like McDonald's even like put their foot down like, no, no Angus. The line must be drawn here. We're going to use the same like earthworm shit that you idiots have been guzzling down.

All right, how about a yahoo? Yeah. I need- we need to pick up the pace on these shows. I feel like we've spent too long on questions and we're just like- Well, that was a deep well. There was a lot of comedy in there. We hit the advice nug and then we like sit on that nug for a long time. Yeah. This guy who was- They fixed that in editing. Our producer fixed that in editing. Yeah. Thanks, Jerry. Oh, Jesus. Oh, shit. It's the same Jerry or Scott. We should have put in the effort. This one's sent in by- I'm Scott Jerry. I'm Scott Jerry Paulson. Are you eating right now? Or is that just a sun your gums make now? You're bloated, ruined gums. It's just flappy, slappy holes in there. No, I made some- I got a- for Father's Day, I got a

donut maker from my mother-in-law who apparently wants me to celebrate Father's Day by not being around so long. Yeah. And so you decided the perfect time to consume said donuts was when you were six inches away from a microphone. Well, listen, I didn't know you guys were going to say that funny stuff about Scott Jerry. Justin, are you waiting? Are you listening to this podcast while performing it, listening for pregnant pauses in which to sneak tiny hidden kisses into your donut? Okay. Here's the other thing that is occurring to me is that I did take that opioid about 20 minutes ago. Oh, no. So I think the show is starting to turn on that axis. You're riding the lightning right now. You're riding the dragon. The dragon made of lightning.

Remember when I compared fast food chains to strong proud black men? I think that may be- I think at that point the worm might have turned. Let us continue. Sorry, Scott Jerry, that's gotta make a lot of work for me. Yeah, he's really earning his paycheck this week. Is Yahoo Center by a diamond member level 150 shaman of Yahoo? It's true to have important. Thank you, Drew. It's by Yahoo Answers user. Michael, who asks, is there anything I should know about before going to a nudist resort with family and friends? I'm 13 and my friend and his family are nudists. When I'm at his house, I strip down, so I'm perfectly comfortable with being around other people in the buff. My family aren't nudists,

but they invited us to go to a resort with them, and we all agreed. It will be me, my dad, my mom, and my younger brother. He's nine if that provides help. I've read the official rules online, but I want to know about the social etiquette there. Now, I thought a nudist resort or a nudist colony would go like outbacked, stay-caste style of no rules just right, but apparently there are boundaries that exist. Okay, and I want to be really careful here. Like, hey, if you're a nudist, that's totally cool. Like, that's your deal, and I'm not going to judge you for that. It is weird to me. Do you think there are nudists that listen to our podcasts? Yeah. All they've got is a smile and a pair of headphones, and I respect them.

They don't even have headphones. It's just like everything. There's a rich subculture with rules that will never be able to understand or be respectful towards in the future of our show. Okay, so I don't think anything's wrong with this. I'm just, and maybe this is, maybe this is like anathema to those people, but I feel like the idea of the nudist camp I'm into. Oh, yeah. I'm way into that. Yeah. A lot of, and I'm sure it's just hard bodies. Hard bodies as far as, just sexiest, hard bodies as far as that I can see. Here's the thing. You kind of lose me with the kid angle. Yeah, I feel like a nine-year-old. What's that thing that the Amish do where like you hit a certain age and you go off into the world for like a couple of months?

Rumicub? Bagging? Something like that. Yeah. I feel like. Rum Springer. There it is. Yeah, I feel like that should happen like once you pass age 10 to like age 18. Those eight years, you're not allowed to be there. Yeah. Oh, no, right. Because you're just going to be, you're going to be leaking fluids that you or I don't understand. Yeah, it should be like once you get old enough to realize that this is like a strange thing, you're not allowed there anymore until you get to a point where like I've seen this in other contexts. If you're old enough to where you don't drop your pants around your ankles at the urinal. If you're older than that, I feel like you can't be there. Well, it's a certain level of awareness, right? Like, oh, now I'm suddenly aware,

but not comfortable enough. You know what? That's exactly it Travis. But sometimes when a kid does that at the urinal, I feel like it's a power play. Oh, it's a big power play. That's where we lost it. Like the moment I stopped doing that is the moment I let go of something primal and savage on myself that connected me to Gaia. I feel like the moment I stopped dropping Trowel completely. And like just to get your primal scream to the sky as you keep in the urinal. And you know what the problem is? It's for me, I would do it. You know me. I don't have anything to hide down there, right? You don't have anything. I don't have anything in my zone. It's not even smooth like a kindle. It's just negative space. You look and it's like your

eyes drift to the right. You can't look directly at it. Chest, belly. You get a little bit of hip bones poking out and then there's nothing like like I'm like a Rayman down there. I just like my legs collect, connect through some mysterious magic. Anyway, I would do it, but bathroom floors are so dirty and I don't want my pants butt to touch that. True. If your pants butt gets wet from the floor, the wetness on the floor, you're done. You're done. Stay in the bathroom forever. Yeah. You get to leave those pants there. The image that I can't get out of my head because it's incredibly funny to me is this 13 year old dude rolling up to his friend's house walking in the door and just like. Finally, I'm free. Been a hard day at the old salt mines. Doris,

you got any cupcakes? Naked Doris, my friend's naked mom. Did you make cupcakes for us? For the last time, Stephen, we're not nudists. You walked in on us having sex at once. One time. Ah, that's cool. That's cool. These ants on a log sort of a public thing or you save these for a private snack OK, see you tomorrow. Can I say that's how Matthew McConaughey met me. This is the best how I spent my summer vacation report I've ever read. I I'm my here's an enclosing I'm Mark Twain and that's the last thing I ever wrote and now I die. So I signed up for my Patreon. This may be a Mark Twain. This may be a contentious statement, but I think if your family agrees to go on a journey with this other family that will involve

your whole family getting their dicks and their vaginas out, then they are in fact nudists. They have crossed the Rubicon, the nudist. Yeah, I don't think it's like I don't think there is a partial nudist. I'm going to dip into it publicly for a weekend at this resort and just see how I feel. And I know I know we're talking. I know it's a complex subject and I'm sure that we are frustrating a lot of people right now because you can like be into it for like a week and then hop out and say like, well, it's just not for us. There's probably a lot more to that lifestyle than just like, oh, these people are naked. Cool, cool, cool. There's a lot more to it than that. I'm sure. But like, I don't know, man. I think about like, that is not something

that I think I would ever do unless I was like fully into the lifestyle. I don't know. Maybe I should go full 30 days. Maybe you should be nude at home first and then invite like one friend. I don't even do that. I can't be nude by myself because the cat's here. And he'll judge you. Sometimes when my dog watches me poop, I know she's judging me here. It's a moment that I wish I could be there for at nudist camp and that is you drive there with clothes on and then you park and you get your key to your room. When does everyone sort of look at each other and say like, well, I guess now we should take our clothes off, especially if it's your first time and you don't know and it's like general knowledge that like you get undressed in

your room and come out and like the front desk isn't cool with just naked people walking in. But you don't know that because it's your first time. So you're sitting in the car doing that awkward like we're not going to get out of the car getting naked. We're going to be here in the city. I'm sure there's like a prison processing room where they take all the time with the lousy powder. Sydney and I went to a murder mystery weekend last year. I'm worried about the story. No, no, no hanging with me. We went to a murder mystery weekend last year. We've been a few times since then. She scraps one of this. Yeah, it's the dopest thing. It's a lot of fun. But our first time we, you know, you go in character, you have your costume, you have your own backstory.

So we did the first two nights and then the last day you show up to find out who killed who. We always solve it. So there's Rob's some of the drama. But we showed up in costume, in character and found out once we arrived there that on Sunday morning, nobody's in costume or character anymore. It's so like all bets are off. I tell this story as a way of illustrating that something like that would almost certainly happen in a nudist camp. And that's what genuinely terrifies me about. There would be some thing where no, we're never naked for this. We're not naked for the church service. This is church. This is church. We're never naked for this. You can't take communion. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You perverts. Are you genuinely right now naked on cinnamon roll Saturday?

You know, that's the one time none of us get naked because it says. Did you not read the welcome pamphlet? It's the one day. That's the one stickiest day. One sticky day that we don't get naked. And it's counterintuitive because otherwise we could just go down to the sex hose and blast off after we get sticky. Do you do you think there's a possibility that this 13 year old boy's family does not know that they are going to prison camp? No, that it's like, hey, mom and dad, the Stevens invited us to a weekend vacation with them. Oh, and you're thinking they discover when they get that you're making kind of a Jim Belushi movie now. Yeah, it's like, hey, hey, son, why are there so many dicks and balls everywhere? Balls come from. What? Why am balls? This summer,

Brian Cranston falls from grace in his new movie, Oop, we're at a nudist camp. And I took my whole face. Wayne Zalinski is back and honey, no one's wearing clothes. Honey, I blew up my, I blew up my spot. How about another question? What if Brian Cranston took over for Rick Moranis in the role of Wayne Zalinski in a movie? I would watch that so funny. Honey, I shot the kids. The third actor after Peter Scolari to play the role who did an excellent job doesn't get enough attention for that role. You really captured the Wayne Zalinski spirit. Really did great. Sorry, go ahead. No, read a question. You're going ahead. Oh, I do this. Okay. What if this episode becomes everybody's favorite and I have to keep doing Kyro Kojo? I have to keep taking opiates. I don't know if I can

get behind that. Do you want me to read the question, Bubby? This is our behind the music, isn't it? So a while ago, I got a large TV to put in the living room of my apartment so my roommates and I could enjoy hosting people from movie nights and such. One of my roommates is a mechanic. And while fixing an engine, the living room started to fill up with engine parts. So because I did not expect to do much hosting while the living room was a mess, I moved the TV up to my room. Now the engine is fixed. The living room is clear, but I've gotten used to having a big TV in my room. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it's right. Should I give up having such a nice luxury item in my bedroom and return the TV to the public area? Or should I revel in my greed, hoard it all for

myself? And that's from TV order on the Illinois border. Who judging from his name has already made his choice. What are the other people in the house even do now? Do they just like draw a picture of a TV on the wall and they just like stare at it and sigh? They paint. They have conversations with each other and read fine novels. No. They really embrace life through a cellist and they don't engage in distraction behavior. Or they sit quietly and hate you for taking away the TV box every time they look at you. He's the one with the glowy screen. I mean, I would do it just because I mean, I get in pretty unhealthy patterns of watching TV for a day like all of it from the moment I wake until the moment

I reach my sweet slumbers. Oh my god. We discovered that there's a surprise. You know, I did not know this, but there's a surprising amount of TV on YouTube. Oh yeah. And you can look up especially international stuff. Sydney and I accidentally discovered that all of the Canadian version of Shark Tank, which is called Dragon's Den as it is most of the world, is on YouTube. Except for America where we do not fear dragons. We don't fear dragons. We conquer them. We conquer the dragons. So now we have shocks. But yeah, there's like eight seasons of Dragon's Den on YouTube. And apparently that's there's a lot more where that came from. So that that has been a problematic situation for us knowing that there's fresh, fresh Dragon's Den.

Right. I want to address a bigger problem here, which is why the fuck did your roommate bring engine parts into your goddamn living room? Yeah, that's where you live. It's not really engine. You wouldn't you wouldn't say like my roommate is a veterinarian. So he's neutering cats here. No, he's expressing anal glands in the kitchen. Tell him to keep that shit outside. We're engines below where they go. It's outside exclusively. And then you would never take the TV box away. What I was saying before is like, I'll watch TV in an unhealthy way. But as long as I'm doing it with my wife, then it's an activity and not a bonding and not a vice. Well, there's also something like until I until I moved in with Teresa, I always had a TV in my bedroom.

And she is not a fan of that. And first that was really off putting to me. But now it's it's kind of nice because for the times like when we get sick or one of us is ill and we move the TV into the bedroom, it really does become an anchor. Oh, yeah, keeps you in bed or brings you to bed early and you don't really do a lot of shit. At least in the living room, you do more stuff like I can work on the computer while the TV is on or I feel like at least I'm sitting up or walking around. What about the terrifying what if it creeps? What if the darkness creeps up on you while you're in your bedroom and you're trying to get dressed? Like what do you do then? I sing a little song to myself about how lucky I am to be alive. Okay. How's that go? How's that song go? Good. It's like,

thank God I'm not dead because the world would be empty without me. Okay. It usually kind of then devolves from there into how awesome about how great you are. Yeah, sure. Sure. Boy, I think we're all pretty lucky. Travis is still kicking. I just assume everyone sings a song like that. Thank you, God for Travis. Where would I be without the sun in the sky and the stars at night who guides me home on the choppy seas. Thank Jesus for Travis. Travis is Jesus. And I just thank you, God for us. Thank Travis for Travis, his all-seeing power. Thank Travis for Travis. Wait, people don't write them hymns about themselves.

Open up to the first stanza of hymn 341. Thank Travis for Travis and Travis is Travis. Our hearts are all Travis and brains are Travis too. Third stanza. I need some fake Travis for Travis propaganda posters. You know, Travis, I feel like there's been this narrative among some of our listenership that you don't get the respect that you deserve on this show. So like I'm all about like, I don't know, canonizing you. I also want to point out one of the reasons that happens is I don't really need it. I take care of that on my own. Yeah. The other thing is like that it is a little bit of that on Travis goes quite a long way. So visit TravisMakaroy.com for all your Travis Makaroy needs. Let's go to the money zone. Yeah. Money's on time already?

You've had so much fun. Boys, I want to tell you about your face. Please do. You're not boys anymore. You're not old children. You're men. And as men, you need to start taking care of the gift that God gave you, your visage, and your shavables. We're going to help you out with that by telling you about Harry's.com. Now, I also want to make I want to make one more thing clear before we move on, Justin. Mm-hmm. Men are not the only human beings that shave. Yeah, women also have shavables. I know. They shave their shavables. Okay, you didn't even let me finish. I was talking to you first and then I was going to branch out from there. How come the men got to go first? Because I

was talking to you. Just talk about us as mammals with hair on our bodies. I have two brothers. I don't have any sisters. You have two humans. To my siblings who can shave whatever the hell they want to, I want to tell you about Harry's.com. I've been waiting for permission from you for so long to get my toes did. Buying razors sucks. Razors are really expensive. When they keep them behind glass, they treat you like a criminal. If you buy them, you have to come over and they'll like unlock them for you. They're in a clam shell and they cost $100,000 and they're the worst. Why do they protect? There are other things in this Walgreens that you can kill people with way, way, way easier. Is that it? You know why? Because they're so expensive. I think like $45.

But Harry's is going to give you a better shave experience for a fraction of the price. They got these great German engineered blades. They sent us some and they were great. I had a great shave with them. It actually, no kidding, got me off of a, I had been using safety razors. I've been doing wet shaving. It actually got me off of that because I was enjoying the Harry's experience so much. And not only did they give you a great shave, they look really classy. They have some really good looking blades and it's the kind of thing where anybody like who's in your bathroom, stupid through your stuff and finds out, it's going to be like, oh, I bet this is a really expensive razor. Then they'll probably steal it because you have shitty friends. But it looks really nice and doesn't

at all look like the cheap razors you buy at the store that cost you $45 for a package. It feels good. Nicely waited. For 15 bucks, you're going to get a box that includes a handle, three blades, and shave cream shipped to your door. That is less than like a refill of just safety blades. And one of the co-founders is the guy that started Warpy Parker. Oh, shit. That dude's taken over. Yeah. So he's blowing up. He's a rich guy. Go give him more of your money by ordering online. It's super easy. Just go to harrys.com and you're going to use the promo code mybrother, all one word, and they're going to give you $5 off your first purchase. So that's a crazy deal. That's 10 bucks. So for that basic kit. So I'm still using the shaving

cream, by the way. It's great. Very luxurious. I mean, I'm using the other stuff too, but I'm still on that initial tube of shaving cream. It lasts quite a while. Does it have a scent? Not overpowering. It's just sort of a general. Just clean. I would say unisex. I would say a man or a woman. Freshness. I'm a bearded gentleman, but I still use it on like my neck and the back of my neck. And my wife used the razor as well. And she's a big fan. So go check it out. If you're looking for a new, affordable, classy shaving experience, go to harrys.com and use the coupon code mybrother. As long as you're upgrading your life, why not upgrade your finances too? Go to simple.com. It's the way banking should be. They're rebuilding banking from the ground up.

There's no minimum balance. There's no monthly fee. There's no overdraft charge. And there are 55,000 fee free ATMs. And they have photo check deposit. I'm a simple customer. I signed up. It is really, really an easy way to manage. Like just this week, I didn't have to go to the bank because I took pictures of my checks. And then once the checks were like deposited, I actually got a push notification telling me that they were in there. Can I ask you a question real quick? Without the minimum balance in the monthly fees and the overdraft charges and the ATM charges, how do they fuck me? Hey, here's the crazy thing about it. They don't fuck you. How about that? Huh? That's yeah. But like, how do they operate? Because it's like, if you give me an option on like on the app

that you can select, fuck me. Yeah. Because like, if you give me $5, right? And then you say, yo, gman, need that $5 back. And I just give you $5 back. I didn't get anything. Right. So they, it's complicated, but interest is involved. I bet. I don't know. It's a real bank, though. They're FDIC insured and they don't sell your data and stuff. I would almost trust. It's weird that I am having a hard time trusting it because they don't want to fuck me every day, every moment in my life for like half the shit that I have. The other cool thing about it is if you have spending goals, Sydney and I are saving up for a down payment on a house. And we tell us simply how much we want to save and where we want to get to. And it'll actually automatically

save that much and tell us how much we can spend to stay on track. So it's a bank that's like not actively trying to fuck you, which is heartbreakingly revolutionary. And that was the original tagline, but they couldn't get past the sensors and also Obama. So simple.com slash my brother, you can fix your shit. I got a message. I don't make me say it. For Big Daddy, Hoffman. What was that accent? For Big Daddy. Okay. Big Daddy's got to get his piece of the pie. Okay. Elizabeth Taylor and Canada. We got to celebrate Big Daddy, Hoffman. It's from Eric. Can you do anything? Eric. Okay. Eric says Eric needs to get his piece of the pie too. Okay. Smaller piece for a smaller name. Eric says to Big Daddy, Hoffman.

Happy birthday, big guy. Although you're just one malpractice suit away from losing your license and you probably should have become a cobbler or a dog cobbler instead. People and dogs love shoes. It says in the middle of this message. It feels like this guy's trying to push his agenda on his cobbling agenda. Yeah, for dogs, dog cobbler. It's been great having a doctor friend to buy drugs from. Is dog cobbling a viable career choice? What I really mean to say is I miss my dad. And then it gets cut off here. It says 100 years. You ran out of characters. 100 years choices. Happy birthday, Big Daddy, Hoffman. Listen, Big Daddy, Hoffman, we're very proud of you. Please don't sell drugs to your friends who will then brag about it on

the longest radio broadcast. That doesn't sound like something Big Daddy would do. No, to get a little bit of something on the side. I think that's a joke that Eric is making. You're going to have a sore throat, Travi, if you keep that up. No, it actually is loosening up a lot of the flim in there. Gross. I have another message. Oh, happy birthday, Big Daddy, Hoffman. Your friend Eric says like he might not be the best influence on you. Real choice friend there. Got another message for Ruth from Brent. You want to do anything fun with that, Travi? Ruth, Brent. Okay. I said it with a smile. Can you hear the difference? Here, okay. Ruth. That's a frown. This is with a smile. Ruth. Yeah, it's sort of the intonation

changes. Can you do it with like a really sad frown? Ruth. Yeah. I'm Ruth. That's how you sound, Ruth. Happy birthday, Ruth. Why do you sound so sad all the time? I hope you have an excellent year in which you discover how babby is formed. Maybe you'll also have adventures in which you learn exciting things, like the fact that dolphins are not mammals and the dark truth about Canada. I'd better stop before the brothers segue to horses, ghosts or ghost horses. Much love, Brent. You know what we haven't talked about in a while? Dolphins. Dolphins. What's up with those things? It's pronounced dofan. Are they dofan? Are they fish? The horses. There is a fish called the dolphin and it is delicious. That's confusing, right? I remember being a little kid

and they had dolphin and I was eating it. I had this sort of like smug, shitty eating grin on my face like, take this, you adorable bitches. And then I, someone told me it was a fish and not the mammal. Why would they name two things dolphin? Ruth, we're very happy for you. Sounds like you got a big year ahead of you. It also kind of sounds like you're 12. Are you 12, Ruth? Why? Well, because she's going to learn how how babbies are made and about dolphins. She's pregnant? Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, she's not 12. Dullard. I don't think she's about to go into sixth grade, where they have like sex ed and also dolphins. In Canada class. You learn your times tables, you go to Canada class and then you want to help with sex works. I don't think that's true, Travis.

I think we've been to that new club sex works. Hi, my name is Ruchike Shareway and I have a podcast called Song Explorer. In each episode, a musician takes apart one of their songs and piece by piece tells you the story of how it was made. You get an inside look into the creative and technical process and a unique view of a song by hearing just the drums or just the guitars or say just a whirlitzer piano. If you're a fan of music, if you make music, or if you just like to learn how things are made, come check it out on maximumfun.org. Thanks. Y'all want a yahoo? Yeah, I guess I do. I guess I always did. This yahoo was sent in by John,

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John Severs or Severs sent this in. Thank you, John. It's by Yahoo Answers user Todd Blone, who asks, why does Domino's need to do a quality check on their pizza? I ordered a pizza from Domino's online and they gave me an up to the minute report of what they were doing. Order placed, prep, bake, quality check, and delivery. Well, it's kind of nice to get immediate feedback of just where my order is in the process, but I wonder, what is the quality check stage? After they bake it and before they deliver, do they really do a quality check on this? This is actually a really good question. It's an amazing question. That's a really fantastic What I love about this is that Tony's saying like, let's be honest guys, I'm just going to shove it in

my face. Well, no, it's not just that. It's like, I've never worked in a pizza place. It might only like, I guess I worked concessions at a theater that doesn't really count. I did work at a yoghurt place. I mean, frozen yoghurt. And, um, it was, I became like a fucking cog in the machine of somebody would be like, I want vanilla with the sprinkled ankle tink tink. And then I would like put all that shit on it without thinking. And then it would be the same every fucking time. How much variation is there on these domino pizzas, which I imagine is an even like more mindless process. Like it is just a assembly line that like, you need somebody to like scope out each pizza and be like, Oh, you forgot to put, you forgot to put sauce on this one. How the fuck did

you forget to do that? Quality check. This pizza is upside down. I think much more likely is they have to have something on the pizza tracker and they don't want to have like arguing over who's going to drive it to you. Yeah. Yeah, we put the thing on the little conveyor belt and we give smoke of the fattest blunt and we are going to drive to your house. There was Jim scratch his self and then debates whether to wash hands. Jim, Jim sneaks off to the break room to study for his, uh, his GED because he's finally busting out this joint and he's going to make something of himself and start a new light. So there's no room for that. I'm just hungry. I on the pizza track, speaking of, speaking of which, on the pizza tracker at Domino's, it not only says what

activity is being performed on your zot that says who does it, it says who does it. And we got into a, when we were, uh, uh, when that first started, we noticed when like we would have friends over and we'd order some, uh, Domino's that it was always a guy named Daniel that made the pizzas. Oh, pizza Daniel. Pizza Daniel. Yeah. As we referred to him. Yeah. So pizza Daniel, um, I had some friends. This was like literally mid whenever Domino's decided to stop sucking. So like four or five years ago, we ordered, uh, Domino's last weekend, uh, and who should be preparing the pie. But pizza Daniel, Daniel, if you're listening, you're doing a great job. I just need you to like advance in the org. I feel like

you're, hold on. What if this is like an undercover boss thing where Daniel now own his last name is Domino, like Daniel Domino, but he still comes back because he cares about you because you gave him his start in the pizza industry. He's like, did Justin order a pizza? I got this. I got this one. Listen, I'm to see, I make bank, but if my boy, Jay man needs him a slice, I will know how we like it. And that's probably not how it actually, and I do know how I like it to be fair. I think Daniel do know how he like it. I think he's stuck underneath that crust ceiling. I think he needs to, I think he needs to bust through it. I think every time, I think you're bringing in an enabler, Justin. Although I do love like, I remember every time I would come over

and we would order Domino's at your place. Um, and we were usually doing something else like playing board games or something like that. You would, um, load up that pizza tracker screen and you would turn it towards to face all of us. Like it was the fucking scoreboard at a fucking football game or like a countdown for a nuclear launch. Yeah. Um, and we would get like really nervous. Like it's been in quality check for like five minutes. What could the fucking possible issue? You know, it's funny. It's funny. You always see them in quality check. You never see one get bumped back though. They don't, they don't update starting from, started over, started over. It was not good. An odd number of pepperonis would not pass.

There's a secret spot on the tracker line right behind quality check that just says trying harder. Look deep within ourselves and realize it wasn't our best. Sometimes they'll go back to quality check and they get bumped back again and it's like, we are just not on our game today. Please forgive. Somebody grilled it. Where the fuck did they even find a grill? Forgot to bake it. Forgot to bake. Forgot to bake. Made pizza soup. Mildly poisoned. I'm 25 and I have a small, tight group of friends. You're the worst man. And my sister. I used to say when I get married, my best friend from high school would be my maid of honor, but lately we haven't been best friends. She now only calls my sister to hang out and I only see her for all

together. I also, in becoming closer with other friends, I'm getting married and I don't know if she still expects to be my maid of honor, but I no longer want her to be. Should I talk to her about this or just make the decision? Thanks so much. I'm a new listener and I've got a lot of episodes to catch up on, but I love the show. That's from Fighting Friends in Philly. There is easy, easy answer for this. Okay, I'll see if we agree because I, you've been through this more recently. What do you, what do you think? Okay, Justin, write your answer down on a piece of paper. Well, no, it's not something I personally went through because I don't think there was any question for who it would be. We had that triangle

solution figured out pretty far in advance and it took a lot of legwork out of it. But like, there is like some similar level to this in terms of like who you invite, who you include in your, in your bridal party. And I will say this, if you have a friend who you are no longer super, super close with, that friend is probably also cognizant of that distance. And if you ask them to be your maid of honor, it is going to put them in a genuinely super, super weird position. You know what I mean? Where you say like, we don't like talk anymore, but I want you to be my maid of honor because of some like arbitrary pact we made when we were 15. Like that's going to make them feel very uncomfortable. That's the thing is like it, it sometimes you're kind of putting the

cart before the horse because this should be one of those moments where you don't, it's not an opportunity for you to rekindle a friendship. It should reflect where you're at in your life and who you would want in that position. So it should be exactly who you want. Like it doesn't matter, the fact that you are not choosing her is a statement on where your relationship is at. But like now's not the time to try to repair it. You should put who you'd feel most comfortable with there. I mean, that's the honest reflection of your relationship. I really feel like there's like a statute of limitations on that kind of like discussion and promise. You know, like kids who, you know, like pretended marriages when they were eight

and had their best friends be their maid of honor. I don't think that best friend is rolling up at 28 going, you picked your sister, but we had a deal. I feel like if you haven't talked about it in the last year, like she probably isn't thinking about it either. Or if she is, it's like, oh, I remember when we talked about that once, man, I haven't seen her in forever. But like, if you're getting married at 27 and you made somebody a promise at 21, Jacob Dunkel, that maybe they would be included in a special way on your special day, Jacob Dunkel, promises were made on the river that night that apparently I'm the only one that remembers. Um, does she actually say that her sister would be the maid of honor? Should

she not choose the best friend? Is that no, she doesn't say she's becoming closer with other friends. Yeah, I, you know what, honestly, and this is kind of pragmatic of me, but like, I say, I say have your sister do it just because you're going to keep knowing your sister and you're never going to regret that. And it sounds like you're not like great with friendships right now at this point in your life. And maybe you just kind of a rebuilding your friendship. Yeah, it sounds like you're kind of a rebuilding here. Maybe just stick with the one relationship that you are going to continue to have. Because the other side of that is if you don't have a clear front runner for your maid of honor or matron of honor, best man or whatever, then have a reality

show about it. Yeah. Going with the relative, especially a sibling is usually like no one in your friend group is going to be upset that they weren't picked. Sure. I feel like everyone kind of goes, well, yeah, it's a sibling. Well, yeah. I just think, I think there's like, the thing everyone thinks about when they're having a wedding is, will this person be offended? If I don't include them in some way, what you don't think about, and what you absolutely should, because it's the thing that it's the only thing you think about the day of is, is this giving this person too much authority or credit or involvement in this wedding that does not reflect where our relationship actually is. If you invite somebody that you've hung out

with twice, they're going to feel kind of weird. And you might feel kind of weird like having them there. That's not to say that any of us necessarily did that for our weddings, but it was like, we realized while we were inviting people like, oh man, it's going to be weird if that person's there. That will be weird for us. Yeah. I'm usually Mr. Keep Everybody Happy, but weddings specifically seem to me an opportunity to really be honest and not punitively honest. It's just not an opportunity to play politics. It is a perfect, honest statement of where your relationship is at. And if they want to fix that later or whatever, that's fine. But no one has a right to get hurt by that. It is literally the most honest thing you can say. There are other

people in my life that I want with me. And it is perfectly reasonable for you to be selfish as you want and not consider other people's feelings because it is your wedding. It is your day to do it. One of the criteria Theresa and I used was 20 years from now, 30 years from now, when we look at our wedding pictures, who will be the people that we would regret not seeing in them? And who would be the people that we would still be hanging out with and reminiscing about the day with? And not like, hey, who in this moment have we had a really good time with? Who sells us weed right now? You don't want to look when you're 70 and you're thinking about your memories before both of you are shuffled off this mortal coil. You don't want the last thing to see. You see, you don't

want that to be weed, Brian, right? And you don't have to be like karaoke, Kim or whatever. Like, who is the person that like, if you went through some shit, that's not your weed deal. Unless it is. But unless you have a really solid, what if you have a really solid connection with your weed deal and you're like, we want weed, Brian, or what if you have a very serious, you have a tenuous connection with weed, Brian, and then, but then he turns out, hey, you know, we should hang out with more weed, Brian. Yeah, I like him a lot. And then you're 70. Who's who's sitting next to you as you're flipping through your photo album? It is weed, Brian. And he's 70. And he's still fucking parties harder than any of you motherfuckers. But in a really like conscientious,

like, I always feel closer when I'm partying with weed, Brian. I feel closer to my chosen deity. Yeah, way. He plays shuffleboard with me on Thursdays. And he tells me to dank his coosh. It's tight, tight bud. I love Brian. I love Brian and I love his product. Here's a Yahoo. It was sent in by Drew Davenport. Thank you, Drew. It's by Yahoo. It answers user Bunny, who asks, have you ever felt someone's body heat when they were near you but weren't touching you? It's so cool. Sorry. Sorry. What were you saying? I was too busy throwing up. Dear listeners, if you are ever aware that you were having this experience with me, please do not make me aware of it. But that's not their fault, because you run hot.

And you, I do run hot. It's true, Justin. You're a fucking friend. You've got a hot chassis, especially post-show, when I'm in my kimono. Oh my God. The makeup's coming off. That's pure sexuality there. It's not even about sexuality. We're talking about literal, physical, Celsius, Kelvin's. I'm nothing, I'm nothing but. I run cool. I get like a lizard up on that stage. I gotta, I gotta think fast. I gotta have quick. That's true. Griffin doesn't show up on the thermo scans. No, I don't. I'm invisible. Can't be target by drones. Nice try, Obama. Never tell you at the time Griffin killed Predator. I killed Predator with my cold, cold body. I did a show. He says, he said, I hear jokes and I love these jokes. Ah, I did.

Got behind you. And what's funny, Justin runs hot. Griffin runs cool. I run just right. You run just right. I feel it. Is this, but is this like, kind of, I think this is one of the many, many things on this earth that science just can't explain. Body heat. I think they got it. I think they've probably figured that out. This is just one of those. It's just one of those things like chakras. It's like chemtrails. It's like ESP. It's like. Why someone's hair smells good. EDM. Why does hair smell good? It's just, it's, you know what it is? It's my, it's my aura and it has a color and you can look at that color and you can tell what my astrological sign is. Color is warm. Well, no. Well, yes. The color is warm, but it has nothing to do with the,

it has nothing to do with feeling it and picking it up with your thermo receptors. You can, there's an extra receptor. You're saying that we interpret it as body heat, but that's just because we're reacting to the aura that this person has. Yeah. You're feeling my color. Uh-huh. It's an ochre. You just don't understand. I feel like these concepts that I'm giving you. I mean, body heat is a concrete thing. You have a temperature and if someone's close to that temperature, what right now I'm sweating. Your blood burning of calories. Okay. But what are those? Come on. Let's do this. Let's, you started this. Let's finish this together. I will take you down this road. All right. What's, what even is a calorie?

A calorie is a unit of energy. Okay. What's, where does that energy come from though? From the food. Right. But okay. I made a loaf of a beautiful sunflower oil bread yesterday. And I don't remember, let me think. I put sunflower in it and I had ancient, I had reclaimed grains that I put in there, a vegan egg that I put in there. I don't remember the part of the recipe where I sprinkled on some energy in it. So just food for thought and food for food. Well, good. I'm going to feel like you've won this one. Really put Justin in this place. I don't remember putting energy in my bread. Hmm. No, it was, I mean, it's, Justin, you look like a dumb. You look like a dumb piece of shit right now. Cause you tried

to step to me. I'm just saying there are things out there science can't explain. And I'm saying he, and when they try to, they look like stupid. They look like dumb assholes. I'm saying heat, energy, hair smells. Yeah. That good feeling you get when you dance with a loved one. Can you explain that feeling to me, Justin, Dr. Science? Hey, Dr. Eyes, because that's what you sound like right now, a fraud. Got him. I guess I just, maybe Justin's just buying into some of those quote, text books in quote, I've heard about. It's just like a, it's like a unit of energy here. Oh my God. Yeah. According to what, what studies have you done, Justin, that have proved that? What have you seen with your own

goddamn eyeballs? Burnt food. You burnt food. Well, that seems wasteful. Take that Africa. Yeah. Hope you guys, I hope you guys didn't need that. Oh, what's that? You super needed it. You super needed that cereal that I burnt. Interesting. Well, at least Justin learned something. Oh, people are dying in the streets. Well, Justin learned one thing that it doesn't, doesn't even actually exist. Cause how did the energy get in the cereal in the first place? You figure that out and then you can come talk to me until then. Why don't you think about making some donations? They fortify it. Oh my God. Fortify it with calories. I would, I'm going to, I'm going to just dissolve you with, with all your logic is going to come crumbling around you.

You're going to dissolve at the molecular level, which is something I'd say if I believed in molecules. So this has been my brother, my brother, and my show. It's been our last episode. It's been our final episode. I hope everybody rejects science. I hope everybody learned something and I hope that you heard me do the quotation marks when I said I learned just then. I think those are scare quotes. Is that what those are? Thank you for listening to our program. We hope you had some fun listening to it. It is optimal that for you to listen to it while you're on Norco. So I would highly suggest taking some of that to really get it. This is our most 4d episode. Yeah. Yeah, it's got sense around and D box and everything. So we've got like a

Travis, you've got new merch written here. I don't see any new merch up on the store. So the new merch should be up this week. Keep an eye out at it. We're not exactly sure what date, but hopefully soon in that merch is new tote bags, buttons, stickers, bumper stickers. It's really, really awesome stuff. Are you putting up the patch? I love that patch. Yeah, the patch, the fraternal order of brother's patch. It's done by Justin Russo. We haven't thanked him in a long time, but he did so much of our artwork and he's so goddamn talented. That's our visual. Our visual identity is represented by Justin Russo. Thank you very much, Justin. And we still have the...

Thanks to Bob Ball for the intro. We haven't thanked him in a long time either. Yeah, thank you, Bob Ball. And Bob Ball is his website. If you want to get some VO work done, you can head on over to BobBallVO.com and ask Bob to record something for you. He's got great pipes. And if, you know, if you want to check it out, the new merch will be on... I always pronounce it incorrectly. Topatico.com? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Topazizio. Topazizio.com. Yeah, so just go to maxfunstore.com and that will be up there. And if it's not up there, you can still check out our t-shirts and all the other wonderful Maxfun merch options, which are some really awesome shit on there. So go check it out.

Sawbone stuff, too, if you want that. Yeah, there's Sawbone stuff on there. We will have a new website up soon. I think you guys are really going to dig it. If you like websites. mbmbm.com. And fartpatrol.com. And fartpatrol.com. And MySmoothFace. Dot com. I want to thank John Rodgerick in the Long Winters for the use of our theme song. John Rodgerick in the Long Winters for the use of our theme song and to departure off the album Putting the Days to Bed. It's a great album. Great people. We got a lot of positive response from when we had John on the show. It was really great for us. A lot of people said that he was much funnier. One guy said he was much funnier than us, that we kind of

didn't do a good job. Interesting. Kind of showed us up a little bit. Interesting. He's one of the best humans. He's a good human. Yeah, he's a good human. You know where he was last night? He was, uh, seeing, um, uh, fucking stalking him now. Fucking Presidency of the United States of America. I know, I know, I know, I know. That's pretty incredible. Um, you can follow us on Facebook. Um, it's, you know, my brother, my brother, me, mbam on Facebook and like us there. Um, and you can also like me on Facebook. Travis Stocker. Travis Nagroy. Like my fan page. I'll try to post funny stuff. We have a fan group on Facebook that's actually kind of been popping off lately. I've been trying to be a little bit more

involved in it, but, um, and, and what's great about it is you have to request permission to be in it. So it's not just like spam bots and dickheads. Cause if you see a spam bot or a dickhead, we can just like boot them and then they won't let me in. I've been requested. Yeah. You know why joined it for like three years. You always try to fucking sell us shoes. That is true. Yeah. That's a, my brother, my brother, and me appreciation group. So go check that out. I'm gonna appreciate this. You can follow us on Twitter, mb, mbam, um, and Justin McRoy, Travis McRoy and Griffin McRoy. Um, and check out all the other awesome max fund podcasts. I've been like obsessively listening to Oh No, Ross and Carrie. So if you want to like learn actual things

about science, listen to Oh No, Ross and Carrie. I don't understand what you mean. Okay. Oh No, Ross and Carrie and saw bones. Um, and then there's tons of a wham, bam, pow. Um, Jordan, Jesse, go bullseye. Judge John Hodgman. Stop. I'm going to miss a bunch, but go check them out. You'll love all of the other max fund shows. I'm sorry. I'm oil pulling. Um, do you guys want that final yahoo? Yeah. This final yahoo was sent in by our best friend, Drew Devonport. Thank you, Drew. It's by Yahoo Answers user. Period. It's just a period. Who asked? Wait, just like, wait, punctuation mark for the name. Period. Period asks. Only answer. If you play Yu-Gi-Oh and weird things happen to you often. I'm Justin McRoy. I'm Travis McRoy. I'm Griffin McRoy.

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