My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 235: Audio Billboards
Episode Date: January 20, 2015This is primo stuff! Tell me you're getting this, Henry! Tell me those mics are hot! We're leaving money on the table, Henry! You're missing it! You're missing it! Suggested talking points: Pizza Br...eak, Pet Messes, Caterpillar Mysteries, Haunted Doll Watch, Sneaky Cheese, Sexy Greens, Emergency Arrow Texts
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The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there
will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
Hey, everybody, welcome to my brother and my brother meeting by show from the modern era.
I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your baby's brother, Griffin McElroy.
This is a genuine Mbem Bam prank. This is a genuine Mbem Bam prank that you're listening to.
Do a Mbem Bam prank, our brother Travis. It's not a fake prank, it's a genuine prank,
and we're pranking genuine. I wish we're pranking our brother Travis because he left the show to
go get pizza. So what's the prank? I mean, it's not much of a prank. Haha, got Travis this back.
Travis, we got you. We already started the show without you. That was a Mbem Bam prank,
first of its kind. But I was eating pizza. The amount of show that you miss will be reflected
in your monthly Mbem Bam paycheck. You're gonna be docked for those minutes. You could have told
several jokes in there. I wouldn't have though. Now that the prank is over, let's go behind the
scenes. Travis didn't actually leave to go get pizza. That was just like a staging, very elaborate
staging that we did because we wanted to introduce some new heat into the show and
Justin thought this would be a good idea. I think it's a bad idea. To be fair, I didn't think it
was a good idea. The producers thought it would be a good idea. I kind of went along with them.
And they were just getting that feedback from all the focus groups and stuff that we did.
There needs to be more pranks on the show. Travis, confirm or deny, are you going to be
eating pizza while we record our smash hit comedy podcast? Is that the level of respect
to our readership for the written version of my brother and my brother and me that we released?
The wildly unpopular written version of my brother and me that we released on the deep webs.
I'm just worried that if I wait till we're done recording, that's an hour of cool off time for
the pizza. I mean, I think the people at home will understand that. Well, I got a question
dullard when you ordered pizza when you knew the chuckles were the chuckles. Because I just
got home. You knew that this confluence of this pizza podcast crossover was unavoidable.
You knew it. You know, Justin, I got to be honest with you. It didn't sneak up on me,
but I was very short-sighted. I thought that the two would not coincide as deeply as they have.
I didn't realize there'd be so much spillover until my professional life.
So I feel like, you know, I have a lot to apologize for. There's only one remedy,
Travis. I'm going to take some time off to rebuild my relationship with my family.
I hope you respect my privacy in this trying time. And the trying time should last about
four and a half minutes. That's about how long it's going to take me to crush this.
Travis, I need you to stand up until that's on the trash.
I cannot do that. Now, it's as a symbolic gesture to our readership to show that you still fucking
after 200,000 episodes that you still fucking respect the hour. Travis, we're talking about
200,000 human hours that these people are pouring into the sieve of our podcast. And you are aiming
that sieve into a dumpster unless you symbolically stand up and throw that you're eating the pizza
right now, aren't you? No, I'm throwing it into the garbage, like my tummy.
That is also what you call your stomach, though. So I don't think that counts.
I hate your pizza so much, I'm going to turn it into poop.
They got pizza.
Welcome to Pizza Break, our new podcast where we're talking about we order a
za and then you listen to us eat it for an hour. It is hot and delicious, too. This one is a
Asiago crust and I got it with like a white crust. Fresh from Sicily.
Chicken and it was, well, it was supposed to have spinach on it and they didn't do that.
From New York. I didn't really want it.
The rolling verdant hills of Sicily. Travis had this fresh artisanal za coptered in.
Our listeners have spent 1,826 years listening to our podcast.
Did you just math that out?
No exaggeration. Cumulatively, nearly a millennia of pleasure, nearly two millennia.
All leading up to this moment.
Of pleasure.
When I could eat pizza in their ears. Is that somebody's ASMR trigger?
Oh, it's gotta be. God knows it's not mine, though.
I hope it's not thin crust.
It's my SAD trigger because it makes me very sad.
All right, I'll take a break from pizza. I'll save it for the money zone.
Perfect. Sounds good. You always find that in anyway.
Yep.
So listen, this is, as you've almost certainly guessed, this is a comedy advice podcast where we,
that's Travis, by the way, he's our middle brother.
We take questions from you, the listening public, and the readers that we apparently have,
and we turn them alchemy-like into wisdom.
So now let us, let us away.
Hold on. I gotta let the cat in. Sorry.
Don't prank me, though, while I'm gone.
This is a My Brother, My Brother Me prank.
Prank day two.
Griffin is left to go bring his cat in, and now Travis and I are taking over the show.
What are we going to do?
How do these pranks work? I missed the first one.
You put a whoopee cushion on his chair.
Okay. But he's, but he's in Austin.
Call somebody, okay, get on Craigslist for Austin.
Uh-huh.
Get on Austin Craigslist.
If anybody in Austin is listening to this show,
put a whoopee cushion on Griffin's chair.
I got, I got him in on, wait a minute.
Wait, let me just sit down in my chair. Blart.
This is one of those special Paul Blart themed whoopee cushion.
Let's start this podcast.
Over.
That would be the end.
Welcome to My Brother, My Brother Me Episode One.
In my neighborhood outskirts of Pittsburgh, a lot of people own dogs,
but must not pick up out of them because there are turds everywhere.
Once I even saw an owner let their dog drop a hot one,
and then just continue on their way.
I did not know what to say, and I was scared of confronting them.
Is there a good way to confront someone if I catch them in the lack of act again?
That's from Dodging Do-Do in Pittsburgh.
I once saw somebody do that.
Like they, their dog just pooped in the middle of the sidewalk,
and they kept walking.
Do you guys remember like God, like a decade ago,
when every other time you left your house, you stepped in shit?
Like every, like before, before we came to our senses, and we're like,
we should, we should really be cleaning this.
It should like be a law or something that we just like, you know, handle it.
And back when we didn't handle it, literally 50% of the time you,
you crossed the threshold of your house.
So your first step out of the house was in shit,
because it was fucking, it was Golgotha out there.
Was that the place?
God knows that I'm awesome at Biblical Trivia.
We've proven this time and time again.
You've proven that going to all those Biblical Trivia nights at your local pub.
That's true.
But at the time you insisted that Abraham was the father of Cain and Abel.
I did my best.
I did my best.
I did my very best.
Okay.
So judging by Obama's recently released midnight amendments,
this is definitely in violation of come on, right?
Oh, this is definitely, this is anti come on.
This is come off.
I would say this might be a triple threat.
I think it might, it might, it might break off nice and it's super not be cool.
Yeah.
I would say it's in violation of the first two,
but I got to admit, if I saw that happening,
and I was definitely not going to be in the path of the, the poo poo,
there might be a part of me that was kind of like nice.
I only feel that way when I see like a, like a big old bulldog taking a crap.
And that's, that's hilarious.
You see a bulldog taking a crap.
And then about 20, 20 to 25 paces behind that,
you see a big wall street broker and a big fancy suit walk.
And you're like, oh, this is going to be yummy.
He's going to get it on his wing tips.
Oh yeah.
Shitty wing tips.
Come on.
But what you don't know is that he is a broker,
but he invests his money so that he can give more to the charities he supports.
And he yells that he steps in shit.
How could this happen to me?
I'm a charitable stock broker man.
You're with that one percentage that stepped in 99% of that dog.
Why not a hundred percent?
Cause he's avoided a micro of it.
Cause he's got his wing tip.
So it doesn't have to space.
That normally would have crushed the rest here.
I, okay.
This is, I completely get where the question asker is coming from.
Cause this is one of those like,
you're, you would be hypothetically within your rights to say like,
Hey, pick up your dog shit.
But at the same time, it's like they, they,
they were only responsible that is going to be, Hey,
fuck you and keep walking.
I mean, really you can't be like,
I think that you are perfectly within your rights.
If it's like, if it's your lawn or, or maybe the lawn of a charitable organization or something.
My dog only shits in the Rick Ronald McDonald house lawn.
I don't understand why I don't know what it is.
It's a highly laxative effect that that clown has on him.
I, I just, you can't go around being like earth police.
Like people are going to do that.
And maybe you, you know, you yell at this person,
you make them feel bad.
They don't do it.
They go around the corner.
They'll do it somewhere else.
That's how these criminals operate.
Because if you really cared, read a Malcolm Gladwell book.
That's true.
If you click care deeply about it,
you could always just like carry some bags around with yourself.
And like when your dog finished shitting,
you just like stoop, stoop right down and pick it up while looking at them.
And be like, no, I got it.
And make them feel real bad about it.
No problem.
No, you, you have the fun part with the dog where you like play fetch
and run around with them.
And I'll just pick up the shit for the dog
that I have zero percent interest in.
It's just like Gandhi said,
be the change that you want to see in the world,
but be like kind of shitty and passive aggressive about it.
Exactly.
While you do it.
Travis, could you follow him after you clear the first shit?
Can you just follow him like bag wrapped around your hand?
Just waiting.
I just want to be here in case,
just in case I got your back.
I'm your support team in this.
We're going to do this together.
Could we swing by Whole Foods?
I'm sympathetic to the dog owner in this situation
because 100% of the time I leave the house to buy groceries,
just like one or two things.
I always forget my bag.
Austin has a plastic bag ban.
I don't know if that's popping off in LA and Huntington yet.
And I never have a bag and I always have to buy a new bag,
but you can't buy a shit bag when you're walking your dog on the street
and you forgot your shitty bag.
And what do you do in that situation?
I'm not going to touch it with my hands
because I'm a fucking human being trying to just live my life in the world.
Can you still get plastic garbage bags?
Yeah, for your trash can, sure.
Can you just carry one of those around with you,
like some sort of deranged Santa Claus?
Can you imagine if you saw a tiny little straw finish shitting
and the person pulled out just a giant trash bag,
put it over their whole body to pick it up and then tied it off
and just carried it with you?
That's a fucking funny image right there, you guys.
All right.
Train another dog to pick up that dog's poop.
What if you just got horrified by it
and stamped on it as soon as it came out?
You thought it was alive.
When your dog shits on a lawn,
just cordon off the lawn with police tape.
Yeah.
Nothing to see here.
Move along.
Move on, folks.
A little chalk outline.
Do you guys want a yahoo?
Yes.
This yahoo was sent in by Level 862.
Shaman, Drew Davenport.
And yes, he leveled up this week
because he fucking crushed it this week.
Thank you, Drew Davenport.
This might be an all-Drew episode, spoilers.
It's by a yahoo answers user James who asks,
When a caterpillar is making a cocoon,
does it know it's going to become a butterfly?
Or is it just like,
what the fuck am I doing with my life?
Okay, wait.
I'm confused by the question.
What am I even doing right now?
While it's making the cocoon,
is it going, what the fuck is happening?
Or do they mean like the caterpillar's going,
I got nothing to do.
I'm just going to stay inside my weird shell thing.
But see, that's the thing.
It's never made a weird shell thing, right?
They just do that the one time, right?
They can't switch between butterflies and caterpillars
at will.
They're not fucking like lichen throats.
They just do it the one time.
So they're just like up in a tree.
And then all of a sudden, I imagine it is somewhat similar
to the first time that you discover a jaculate.
And then that starts happening.
And then all of a sudden you're in it and you're like,
wait a minute.
What am I even doing right now?
What is this?
It's all over me.
It's all over.
Why did I do this?
It's got to be confusing as shit to be a caterpillar.
And be like, I was supposed to hang out with Steve today.
I went over to his place and there was just like
a weird hanging shell thing.
Yeah.
I don't understand that.
Wait, what am I doing with my butt right now?
What am I doing with my butt?
What does this mean?
Dad?
Dad?
Flat, flat, flat, flat, flat.
Flat, flat, flat.
It's got to be your dad butterfly.
You've got to be like, I don't know.
It never happened to me.
I'm born a little like this.
Whoa, you must be like super sick or something.
I've never seen.
We got to get to the bug doctor.
Or just say like, I'll see you in six years.
I've got to be in this thing for six years.
Yeah, you'll probably die in there.
Bye.
That's just got to be crazy.
Wouldn't it be great?
Just the very idea of that.
If human beings for the first 30 years looked one way
and then went to sleep for like two years
and they woke up and they were like birds.
And everybody was just like, yeah, that's normal.
That's just how that's what you do.
We have the internet, right?
Like as soon as a silken thread emerges
from the tip of my penis,
I can very quickly be like, Siri, Siri,
what's coming out of my penis?
What is it me?
What is it me?
What does it mean?
It's just like, chill, chill, chill, Griffin.
Chill, chill, Boss Hogg.
Because that's what I told Siri to call me.
Chill, Boss Hogg.
It's going to be cool.
You're cocooning.
And pretty soon you're going to come out.
And this is what you're going to look like.
And I'm going to go awesome.
Caterpillar is going to get Siri.
They don't.
They just get up in a tree, silken thread.
And that's got to be so scary.
Is it possible we're giving the caterpillars too much credit
that maybe like it starts coming out and they just go,
OK, I'm down.
All right, whatever.
Fuck it.
I guess this is my day now.
Sure.
Caterpillars really the most easy going insect.
I'm apparently the Matthew McConaughey bugs.
Yeah, cool.
Whatever.
All right, all right.
You know, yesterday I tried an Oakley for the first time.
Today I'm going to be trapped in a weird thing
that came out of my butt.
Sure, whatever.
I listened to Fusion Jazz for the first time.
I tried Cuban food.
I did.
Very spicy.
But I liked it.
Very spicy.
I did not hate it.
So I'm down for the adventure.
You know what I mean?
Let's just see what happens.
Do you think I've never seen like a butterfly come out of a cocoon?
Actually, you know what?
I think I have seen a video of a butterfly coming out of a cocoon
and they fly away.
How the fuck does that happen?
Explain that to me, Science, because it's not like you get wrapped up in a cocoon.
Silk comes out of your butt.
You're wrapped up in a cocoon.
And then when the silk is done coming out of your butt,
a caterpillar book comes out of your butt that says how to fly.
You want it to be more like greatest American hero.
Like without the manual, they're just flying around, slamming into trees.
Or just fall.
They just fall.
Don't you think statistically there has to have at least once that a caterpillar went into a cocoon
and then the cocoon opened up and he was still a caterpillar?
And he was just like, ah, damn it.
Must be such a bummer when you find out you're a butterfly.
You're flying around.
That's great.
And then you're like, so what do I eat now?
Turns out it still leaves.
I'm almost certain it's like a juice of some sort.
The juice of the flower.
They like pollen and dung and tree sap and rotting fruit.
And human beings.
Other butterflies.
We don't know anything about bugs or anything, I guess.
Even bugologists are like butterflies, man.
They're crazy.
They're crazy.
I bet there's an entomologist listed at our show.
I got really excited and then really sad.
I've been waiting for this butterfly moment this whole time.
I thought they were close.
Why do they talk about something I care about?
They had that one episode where they talked about the Ashen Kutcher film,
butterfly effect, and I thought that was going to be my moment.
But very little of that discussion was based on the physiology of butterflies.
Here we go.
Time to buck up.
I'm dead now.
I have a new feature for the show.
OK.
I have a new feature I'm bringing to the show.
This is a haunted doll watch.
I have been so obsessed.
Justin Texas had two in the morning with this idea that he was so psyched about.
I was so psyched about haunted doll watch.
This is my feature that everybody can hate.
Haunted doll watch.
Live for eBay.
Just to set this up for you guys, I have a little bit of information about haunted dolls.
This is from Miss Lady on eBay.
In an article titled, What To Expect From Your Haunted Doll.
Hello, this is Miss Lady.
Yes, I am a collector of paranormal items, dolls in particular.
Oh, Christ.
I guess a part of me buys the items for curiosity to see what will happen.
Also to hope that there would be some particular activity,
convinced non-believers in my household that these things exist.
For whatever the reason to buy these items there are some things to consider.
I've purchased a few dolls and noticed that these items, some things do occur first.
I used to buy my items from individuals who would sell many other haunted items.
For most of these, I've noticed no paranormal activity.
Well, yeah, because I've encountered exactly zero haunted items in my lifetime.
There aren't people that just naturally come across 300 that they sell on bulk on Amazon Prime.
Be wary of the seller who has hundreds of haunted items.
Let's be real.
Who can actually acquire all these things?
Fuck me.
Does that really say that in the next sentence?
Literally the next.
The fucking singularity has occurred.
I hate to say it.
You could purchase a doll and the item wasn't really haunted.
Just the item next to it was.
Okay, you get a doll, right?
You think you have a haunted doll?
And it turns out that like the desk it was on was haunted the whole time.
The house was haunted.
Oh, damn it.
Or I hate to say it.
You purchase the item that is haunted and the spirit eventually leaves.
Yes.
Is happened to me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why does she why does she hate to say it?
Like I hate to say it.
Sometimes the spirit leaves.
My whole life is so shitty that a ghost in a doll pops into my house.
I was like, what's your seat?
What is your this place sucks?
Bye.
Oh, Justin, my favorite line in it.
I like Anne's Heek dolls because there are more chances of it having actually acquired
that energy because it is so old.
That's true.
Because it bumped up against so many ghosts, I guess.
Well, no, I mean, a new doll.
You go to the Build-A-Bear Workshop.
That is a 100% no haunting guarantee.
I would say if you don't want to get a haunted toy for your child,
Build-A-Bear Workshop is the only game in town where you will get that 100% guarantee
because you see the manufacturing process from start to finish.
There are no ghosts.
You pick the color, you pick the felt, you pick the stuffing, you stuff it.
It does depend on whether you put a toy heart or a human heart in it.
No, don't do the second one.
In the box that says haunted, do you want this one haunted?
We can shoot it with a ghost ray.
You check no on that and you know for sure.
But an old doll, who knows?
It's Jumanji, baby.
Also, don't check the box that says, do you want this doll to become life-size
when you're not around and take your kid on adventures?
It seems like a good idea.
It seems like fun, but no.
They're going to teach them about drugs.
Justin, I demand you buy a haunted doll,
and I demand that you start reviewing haunted dolls on YouTube.
Haunted doll.
Now, okay, I have one haunted doll to talk to you guys about this week.
This week's Haunted Doll and Haunted Doll Watch is listed in their Haunted Spirits Doll
Caution on EMF meter paranormal magic with campaign.
I'm looking at a picture of a doll with an EMF meter next to it.
That says caution.
Now, it's not danger this creepy porcelain doll,
but it is caution on the EMF meter.
A spirit?
Of course, measure spirit and energy.
There's a spirit inside, but it may not try to kill your kids is what you're saying.
It may be cool.
I have there just in the description here to talk about this particular spirit doll.
Apparently, this question asked where it's getting a lot of flak about having a doll
that was a caution on the EMF meter.
And this particular haunted doll owner writes,
I've been asked about spirit dolls that are listed as danger.
Madam Christine never underlined adopted a spirit that was demonic.
She would never expose her other spirit vessels to that.
She had a way of knowing if there were trouble and she would not bring them into her home.
All of the dolls, etc.
that are sold by me are of the white light and they will never hurt.
Wow, wait.
They get along with other spirit children.
And if they are labeled danger by Madam Christine's notes,
that's because they were little troublemakers of some sort or downright brats.
Most of your spirit dolls are safe, but there are a few that were considered caution or danger,
but not dangerous.
So these are like your super chill, like totally lax, like, uh, like haunted doll.
Not like your Chuckies.
These aren't like serial killer.
These are the ones that like maybe they just are going to like hang out with you
and say like witty things, I guess.
Yes, as long as you're of the white light, this child is going to get along with you,
just fine.
And you could buy it now for $125 or make a bid at $55 that you would be the first.
Okay.
What scenario could there be a haunted doll that is not scary?
If my Admiral Ackbar action figure got...
Only if he's haunted by Admiral Ackbar.
If my Admiral Ackbar action figure got haunted by anything, I would find it amusing.
Not scary.
I would actually love that.
You could buy a haunted clown doll right now.
I can't.
No problem.
But I won't.
You can buy a haunted clown doll right now for $29.
I don't...
Looks like a sad clown.
Evil.
That is a steal by which I mean they are stealing your money.
Okay.
One super quick.
I'm almost done here.
Last doll and haunted doll watch this week.
Evil possessed haunted demonic clown doll vessel $29.
Buy it now.
12 people are watching it.
They're keeping their finger on the pulse and like,
if this thing doesn't go above $50, I am taking it.
Evil.
Pure evil.
Me.
Let me act.
The spirit vessel used to be friendly with an E or the donkey like personality,
but one say something changed.
I believe a demonic entity killed or overpowered the old spirit or took a hostage
and now dominates the vessel.
I'm too afraid to keep it in the house anymore.
The evil spirit told me his name is Ernie.
I'm not convinced that it's his true name.
How is Ernie's a dog?
I'm not lying.
It's his name in the blue.
He says he's Ernie.
Maybe it's Ernesto or something.
He says he's Ernie Hudson, but I don't know.
I have terrible nightmares of him coming at me with an axe.
It's all Ernie's doing.
So do you want this?
Do you want this?
It's $29.
It's $29.
I'll take $30.
Fire beware.
It is looking for a soul.
You can attempt to ask the spirit questions and desires or wishes by writing a message
and putting it in the cavity of the missing foot.
It will answer you.
Beware.
It will want something in return.
What is going on?
And there are 12 people in the world that saw this and said,
I'm going to keep an eye on this.
Yeah.
Can't let that one slip away.
Can't let this evil doll slip away.
Oh, Jesus, please.
That's been our haul.
And you can buy it now if you want to just get all the things.
Just buy it now.
You don't need to watch it.
Just buy it now.
Just going to read a question.
Now that you've spooked, I'm spooked out right now.
Don't be spooked.
My boyfriend doesn't eat cheese.
Not even on his pizza.
He is not lactose intolerant or allergic.
He just doesn't eat it.
Needless to say, mealtime in our household can be quite difficult.
How do I get him in the embrace of the wonderful food that is cheese?
That's for cheese, please.
In Pittsburgh, again, two Pittsburghians.
So the one thing you don't say, is it like, I think the idea of cheese is gross?
Or is it like, I don't like the taste of cheese?
I don't like, what is it that's driving this dude away from cheese?
I can sympathize here because I'm very, for me, I'm very weird about cheese.
I don't eat uncooked cheese.
I can't eat raw cheese.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, the fuck, what?
You mean like, non-melted cheese is the other,
cheese has two states, melted and not melted.
Or milk, not cooked cheese is milk.
No, I mean, I can't cook un-melted, I can't eat un-melted cheese.
What a weird hang-up that you have, Justin.
It yucks me out.
I like it melty and stringy and cheesy, but when I bite into like,
when people eat cheese cubes like that, it's one of the yards all over.
What goes through your head when you see just like a slice of cheese on a plate?
I'd like to drink that.
It's what goes through its head.
I want that, but more drinkable.
If only it was less al dente.
Yeah, it's too al dente.
Like, I don't know, it's just something about the texture of un-melted cheese
that just grosses me out.
I don't, I can't get down with it.
And if he feels that way about universal cheese, I am sympathized.
I can't sit here and associate.
Is it maybe something where Sydney needs to like hide some in like pieces of bread
until you get used to the idea of it?
Maybe put some in like applesauce for you?
Why is it so cold and not melted?
That's my thing about it.
Because it's cheese, Justin.
It's cheese, Justin.
This is what I'll say.
Maybe you just let your boyfriend listen to my plight,
because I am like lactose intolerant.
I eat cheese and like, that's my night.
I plan my nights around like, I want to get my cheese on,
but that means I'm going to be sleeping.
Definitely clear my schedule.
But I'm sleeping in the guest bedroom tonight.
I talked about this with my friends last night and they laughed at me,
but I thought it was actually a pretty clever piece of,
just a real stroke of genius, a real master stroke,
where if I do eat something like my wife's delicious turkey chili,
and like, I know that I'm going to have just farts all night,
then I'll sleep in the guest bedroom.
I was just sleeping in the guest bedroom,
and that way I don't keep her up.
I don't have to worry about the things that I do.
It's like my little chamber of secrets.
When I accidentally, I still try to keep that mystery alive
after some 10 years of being together.
When I accidentally toot in front of my wife,
I just kind of freeze, like a wild animal who's been caught.
Oh yeah, now I get that.
I just freeze and hope that she didn't notice
or more accurately isn't going to draw attention to it.
That's what I do when my wife accidentally sees me eating anything.
I just stop, I admit, until she looks away.
She must not know.
The information of what I look like when I eat must be kept from her,
because I want her to continue to love me and be attracted to me.
And you do it so quickly.
You really need like one of those high speed cameras
to capture Travis actually eating anything.
Exactly.
What I'm saying though is that when I eat cheese,
I'm making a tremendous personal sacrifice
to get that good, good cheese taste in my mouth.
And the fact that your boyfriend doesn't have my dietary weakness
and still chooses to squander the gift that God gave him of a normal stomach,
it makes me sick.
It makes me as sick as a healthy hunk of Gouda would.
You, you, you, you, you sick in me, sir.
One good way would be to like make a soup, you know,
like a soup with some shredded cheese in it and then mix it all up.
She's in it.
I don't even know.
Justin, I don't think that she just needs to trick him in like,
like she needs to get him to take a bite of cheese.
And then from that point on, he must always eat cheese.
Yeah.
I think that's a matter of like she wants to just eat cheese.
Maybe if you did it that way, it's like you ease him into the cheese.
Like you just had secret cheese and now maybe it's time for you to come out.
It's come out of the cold.
I will say there is something to that because for a long time,
Teresa wouldn't eat eggs.
So it's like, oh, eggs are disgusting.
I do not like eggs.
And then I just kept making them for breakfast, like for myself.
And eventually she was like running late.
She's like, okay, let me, you know, make me an egg.
And now like we eat eggs all the time.
Like she just kind of like became inoculated to the things she did not like.
That was a really good story.
Thank you.
I like, I like the part in the middle.
Where she started to like eggs again.
This is the rising action.
She says no, it stops here.
Let's go.
Brothers, guess what's on my balls?
Travis, you first.
Guess what's on my balls?
Man, I hope it's underpants.
It's underpants.
Thank God.
Kind.
Griffin for three bonus points.
What's on my balls?
More like boners points.
Okay.
Thank you, Travis.
You've been eliminated from the game.
What's on my balls?
Can I be eliminated from the podcast?
Can I go?
Can I go be on a different podcast for a while?
Well, you're both out of time.
Unfortunately, the answer was me, Andy.
I just need a break.
An official sponsor from my brother, my brother, me that is on my balls,
but also my butt.
I need some space and I want you to respect the space that I've requested.
Like the space between your balls and butt that me on these is also don't call me.
I will call you when I tell you that I'm ready to jump back in.
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I thought that was a line until I started wearing them
and now I can't wear anything else.
And I don't have enough pairs for that to be hygienic,
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This is a grungy episode so far.
Grungiest episode yet.
It's a little raw treat, I think.
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I've seen some people ask, yes, it's more expensive than a 90 pack of underpants
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Guys, before we move on to the next sponsor,
will this be the time that we get our first advertiser complaint?
Will this be, I feel like we keep pushing it and we haven't hit that wall yet.
We've never had an advertiser.
I want you to know, Justin, all I can picture is as we're doing it,
there's like a meundies executive behind the glass in our recording booth,
and he's got like a cigar bit down in his teeth,
and he's just thumbs up, I can show you.
Thumbs up.
All right, put them on your balls.
Yeah, I love it.
The balls talk.
I love the ball.
That's great.
Boys, keep talking about your balls.
It's golden.
It's golden.
That's good radio, baby.
Ball stuff.
This is a, man, we're proud to be associated with.
You're getting this, right?
You're getting this.
You're rolling, right?
This is not just, you're not just checking the test and the levels out,
are you?
They're talking about their balls, and you're missing it.
Henry, you're missing it.
This is art.
You're leaving money on the table.
They're talking about their gooch.
The ones that something about boners.
This is cream old stuff.
He just gets his wallet out and starts throwing under his head.
Can we turn this into an audio billboard?
Is that a thing?
Can we invent those for this moment?
It's just this man standing on a billboard,
yelling, guys, they're talking about their gooch.
You're missing it.
Somebody give me an ice cream van without speakers.
I'm going to play this to the speakers and drive around town.
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Did you just get to the boners bit?
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We have another spot, and we're going to take this one.
We're going to be very serious about it, because you know why?
Cooking and eating is serious business,
because if you do it wrong, you could burn your house down,
or you could eat something yucky.
If you fuck up this process, you could be in dire straits, my friends.
But that is not going to happen with our next sponsor, Blue Apron.
I'm going to just go off the reservation here,
tell you guys about Blue Apron, because I got a box of Blue Apron this week,
and it came with three different meals.
This is a service where they're going to send the components of three recipes,
in addition to the actual recipe card that tells you how to make the thing.
And it comes with everything you need to actually cook,
and it's all in the box.
The meat is refrigerated.
It's all like reasonably healthy stuff.
I got three meals this week.
I got a sort of a Mexican casserole, a pistachio crested catfish,
and a sort of chicken coconut milk stew, all three of which were absolutely delicious.
And it's like cooking, but without all the really boring stuff.
And here's the thing, Theresa and I received the same stuff.
For $9.99 a meal, right?
You get these meals, the Mexican casserole has lasted for like a week.
It's so much food for $9.99.
For that price, it's a ridiculous, and it's all so good.
And like hearty and filling, it's wonderful.
And relatively low calories.
500 to 700 calories per serving for like dinner.
That ain't bad.
And brought right to your door.
Like you don't have to, you know, when you want to make a meal and you have to like hunt through
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I'm trying to eat healthier in the new year.
And a big, a big hiccup for that is ordering food or eating out.
Because you're always going to eat a lot more calories than you think when you're eating out.
And this just takes off the hardest part, which is when I find time to go to the store
to buy the ingredients and everything.
This, it's all done for you.
You just get to do the fun part, which is cooking it and also eating it.
And right now, if you go to blueabron.com slash my brother, you'll get two free meals.
Like that's an amazing deal.
Like two free meals.
Why aren't you already doing this and checking it out?
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Send us pictures of what you cook so I can get hungry and eat it and come to your house
and steal your food.
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Blueabron.com slash my brother.
I have a message for Mr. Dan Bailey Yavondit.
You guys think I crossed that last name or?
Yes, I do.
I think you did.
Mr. Dan Bailey Yavondit or Yavin Ditte.
Second time wasn't as good.
Uh, and it's from Frankenkitty who says,
Hey DBY, thank you Frankenkitty for that kindness.
Uh, hey DBY, remember that time you and I repeatedly tripped that feeble-minded blue
dragon until it died?
It was like a D&D school boy.
Happy birthday.
All right.
Is this a drugs thing?
Is this a drugs thing?
I'm tripping on that feeble-minded blue dragon.
That can be like a strain of kush.
Like they get pretty clever with those names.
Maybe it's like ropey vapor.
It's a ropey blue strain.
And we're going to call it feeble-minded blue dragon.
Smoke it.
Happy birthday.
Smoke it.
Tok it.
Roll it up and poke it baby.
Hey roll it up and what now?
Roll it up and poke it.
This is a primo strain.
Thank you very much.
Happy birthday DBY.
Happy very happy birthday.
This primo message is for Pat.
Did I use that correctly?
Uh-huh.
And it's from the primo Alex.
Yeah.
Are you making fun of me?
No, not at all.
Happy two-year anniversary to my ruggedly handsome,
super-duper strong, incredibly intelligent boyfriend, Pat.
You are the only person who makes me laugh
more than the macro.
I don't like that.
What the fuck?
And that is how I know I love you.
I hope this embarrasses you just the right amount.
Love house.
Not too much?
Not too little?
Just the right amount?
Just the right amount.
I feel.
You really have to get on our show
and throw around your money
to insult us.
I would like to see Pat come here
and talk about butts
and boners and taints and pizza.
Hey, Pat, why don't you come into our house
and talk that shit?
Pat, you bringing the heat?
Because we'll step.
We'll step.
We'll go outside
and we'll make jokes at each other
until one of us falls down.
I hope the next episode has a sponsored message
where somebody just sends us a list of people
that they think are funnier than we are.
I hope the next episode is you guys and Pat
and I'm out.
This message is from Jake
and it was sent in by David
and it says all the Wayans brothers.
That's it?
That's it.
They're the only.
That's it.
And fucking Pat, apparently.
Mr. Joe, time Pat.
If it's Pat Noswald, then yes.
Yeah, that's fine.
Happy anniversary.
Or Patrick Duffy?
Patrick Duffy?
It's a lot of Patrick's funnier than us.
A lot of Patrick's funnier than us.
Oh, well, when some you lose some,
happy anniversary, Alex and Pat.
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Do you guys want a yahoo?
Yes, I guess.
I do.
Sorry.
This yahoo was sent in by Drew Davenport.
The best.
The best.
The best around.
Thank you, Drew.
It's by Yahoo Answers user.
There you guys suspended.
There you did a bad word.
When they existed, when they lived.
And let's honor their memory
by talking about their question and answering it,
providing them some relief.
They asked,
Paul, who is the sexiest green guy?
Because I am bored.
Check this fucking dope answer out.
This is their own answer.
Inzo Matrix from Reboot, for me,
size hunky.
You open to men as well.
Well, yeah.
Just try and fucking bar me from this conversation.
They have to mean the adult inzo, right?
Not like little kids.
This is Inzo when he goes off into the-
Oh, yeah.
When he gets lost in the internet
and he comes back and he looks fucking awesome.
He looks like Solid Snake,
but green and fucking hunky as fuck.
The first person that getting lost in the internet
has ever helped ever.
Yeah.
He got lost in the internet and got real fit.
I think he lost an eye though,
which is like,
yeah, that'll happen.
I think he did.
And now I'm really mad at myself
because I cannot remember
what the main dude in Reboot was named.
I think his name was Jeff Reboot.
Jeff Reboot.
Jeff Reboot.
Well, time for a Google break.
Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
Of course.
Bob.
That's a fucking good answer.
It is very rare that game recognized game
on Yahoo Answers.
But game recognized-
I got it.
I wish I knew this person's name.
I wish they had not been suspended.
Because-
Where about Roger Klotz?
That's pretty good.
Because there was also-
He's a bad boy,
but you could tell he had a good heart.
And a fucking smoking body.
In the later years,
there was like a Doug, the new class,
but it was the same class.
They were just older.
So kind of a dumb name for the show.
But Klotz was looking good.
He was doing lots of fucking reps at the gym
and his body looked really good.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of other green people.
Trek.
I know it's not everybody's style,
but like he's really funny.
Like he's made me laugh a lot harder than-
Put him on the list above, I think, even the way-
But not a top notch butt.
No, the butt's not great.
Because it's not rendered especially well.
Great work, dream works.
But I will say that the stink would be bad
because he's a swamp monster.
What is the Jolly Green Giant out?
Like maybe if you're into Vore,
it's a pretty sweet way to go.
What are you fucking talking about?
Start over.
The Jolly Green Giant.
I got that part.
I heard the name, Travis.
Is he out?
How does he Vore?
But he doesn't walk around fucking-
Because he's giant.
He's giant and he eats people for eating his children.
You understand.
Ho, ho, ho.
You ate my children, now I'll eat you.
That's not what he does.
I think I remember that commercial, Griffin.
Also, if you knew anything about Vore,
if you ever fucking-
I listen-
Oh God, I listen to Bunker Buddies all the time.
You've never listened to a single fucking episode of Big Gulp.
I can't find it!
Or else you'd understand-
I've sent you the fucking deep web links.
You would understand that when a giant swallows something,
like a giant giant gulliver's travel swallows a person,
it's not good for because you don't get squished down in there.
It needs to be a little bit bigger than a human swallowing a human,
and they get bulked up,
and you can see the fucking impressions of their body inside the body.
You don't know fucking anything.
I don't want to talk about for anymore.
Repeat the question.
Let's take it back to the beginning,
because I want a concrete answer.
Pole, who's the sexiest green guy?
Are there answers?
Are there any answers?
Yeah, the Jolly Green Giant is on here,
but apparently you struck him from the list
because he walks around fucking murdering people by swallowing them
and dissolving them in his giant green stomach acid.
He's too big.
I can't imagine making love to him for he is far too large.
Can I hit you guys with this?
How does Gumby grab you?
Gumby is-
Yeah.
Because you can do whatever you want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
That's a solid answer.
I put him in top five.
His body's not, like, great.
It's a little bit better than Shrek, I guess,
but you could mold some six-pack onto him.
That's what I'm saying.
Or just carve it in.
He's just, like, rubber.
I don't think you'd love that.
The Incredible Hulk is all about this.
He's got angry issues.
He doesn't have a good personality.
Are we talking about, like, who do you want to just, like, make love to,
or, like, who could you see yourself with?
It's sexiest, so I think it's just, like, an erotic thing.
Okay, that'll give you a Hulk, especially, like, newer Hulk.
Uh, that old Hulk had a very, like, square face.
I wasn't into that.
Eric Banna.
Eric Banna.
Ruffalo Buffalo.
Or, um, Ed Norton.
It's Bixbow.
It's Ruffalo Buffalo.
Uh, see, I go Bixbow.
He's got that rugged 1970 sexuality that really works for me.
Oh, that's a good point.
Or Pharrigno.
Yeah, Pharrigno.
Well, Pharrigno.
You could fucking bounce a dime off Pharrigno.
Goddamn.
Any part of it.
He does not like it.
But you can do it.
Quit throwing dimes at Lou Pharrigno.
Confuses him.
I bet that the Grinch pose conversion would be a very giving lover.
Oh, he's got so much to give.
You know, and he's very, he's a little bit shy
because he's never really done this before.
Listen, it ain't, his heart went,
wasn't the only thing that grew three sides.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Also his hoopiness.
I'm not even sure that was funny.
Let's just say I've got a 39 and a half foot pole
that I would touch him with.
Ah.
Stupid.
This is a dumb, this is a dumb, dumb, dumb podcast.
What is mother fucker said Captain Planet?
Stop.
He's blue.
He's blue.
He's blue, you dumb idiot.
He's kind of like an aquamarine.
He's like a teal.
Yeah.
Maybe if you had like a busted old shitty television
that couldn't get colors, right?
Idiot.
Are there any green women?
All, all these are dudes.
Oh, the green M&M.
Ding dong.
The bit is dead.
What times are acceptable for text messaging
or friend or family member?
This is a good question.
Yeah, it is.
It's an, I would say it's an important question
for this, this trio of people.
Think of calling someone during traditional sleepy hours.
I find myself sending text messages,
regardless of the time of day or night.
No one complains,
but wonder if I should restrict my texting
in the same hours.
I restrict my non-emergency phone calls.
That's from Terrible Texture in...
That's Minnesota, you stupid dummy.
Minnesota.
What, okay.
Let me start off by asking this.
What are the approved hours for phone calls?
Is it like nine to nine?
Okay.
So I think, I think, if you don't know the person
before nine o'clock is okay,
I think if it's a family member
before 11 o'clock is okay.
What are you, what are you, I'm embedded.
You mean BM?
This is my fault.
This is my fault.
My anger issues towards the two of you,
mostly Justin,
because Travis, you're way behind us now.
I'm embedded at 1030.
I'm embedded, I'm, I'm at bed at 1030
because I need nine hours to be trying to sleep
because I can usually only squeeze
about eight good ones out of it.
Out of a nine hour block, I usually lose an hour
to tossing and turning and pee breaks.
Trying to remember words to songs.
Yep.
That's what always gets me.
Justin, when you text me after 11
to tell me that you're really into haunted dolls now.
But Griffin, that couldn't wait so morning.
That's information you need to know now
in order to complete your night sleep.
I would have sent it to you another time,
but I was drunk then.
Wait, so Griffin, do you not silence your cell phone
when you go to bed?
Travis, that, that wakes me up.
Hold on, one second.
I sent that text to you at 1205 local on a Saturday,
which is 11.05 PM on a Saturday night for you.
How old are you?
I'm serious.
I'm 27 years old.
That doesn't change what my fucking body wants
and what my body needs, which is nine hours of sleep to get.
11 o'clock on a Saturday?
I had also been drinking all day,
especially hard after my goddamn packers.
Shit, the bed.
Put two good turds right there in the bed.
Good work, packers.
Good work, Bostick.
Great job, packers.
Super bowl awarding football team.
No, it was Sunday, wasn't it?
What was I doing Saturday?
I have apparently going to bed before fucking the news,
like a pet paw.
I wake up at seven in the morning,
regardless of what day it is,
and I start working because I'm on that Malcolm Gladwell outlier shit.
I'm trying to get 10,000 hours in of a few activities
before I shuffle off this mortal coil.
And in order to do that, I get a jump start
because that's when my brain is fucking firing,
firing on all cylinders.
You text me at 11.05.
My next day is all about that text.
Don't...
You also didn't respond to the text until like 150 the next day.
Yeah, because I was on conscience.
He needed to take in the information
and really mull it over before texting back.
I needed to stop hating you,
and it took me 13 hours to get there.
I just...
Okay, fine.
So I will also say that Travis is the worst.
Well, I'm three hours behind you guys,
and I'm still getting used to the fact
that if I text you at nine, it's midnight your time.
Yeah.
But you get incensed when we text you
when it's seven o'clock your time.
Well, because that's my time.
You know what I mean?
Like that affects me negatively.
Not the other way around.
Dad is also very...
Dad is also very bad.
Of all the three of us, Dad doesn't give a fuck.
Dad will text you at four o'clock in the morning
to ask you if you remember
who that guy was on that one episode of Dr. Hail.
I can be on stage on Inauguration Day
being sworn in as president, and Dad's like,
Hey, yo, what's up?
You watch Arrow?
Like, no, I don't...
I never watched Arrow.
He at least...
He's gotten better because he used to just text like,
call me ASAP, and then you call him and go,
What was that?
What happened?
Who's that?
Yo, did you watch Arrow?
He at least not just texts the question.
Arrow last night was sick.
Our dad has done morning shifts in radio for like three decades.
So he always wakes up at about 4 or 4.30.
So by like 6.30 a.m., Dad's day is in full swing.
And for Travis, that's 3.30 in the fucking morning.
For me, it is still 6.30, which is still crazy.
Just like...
I look forward to the day when the text message
just appears in my dream.
And it's just like, we have to get away from these zombies.
Also, who was that guy in Doctor Who?
Ask your dad.
Just, just, I just play it safe.
After 10 a.m. Pacific time.
So after 1 p.m. Eastern time to like,
9.30 p.m. Eastern time.
Those are the texting hours.
You get eight and a half hours to get your texts off,
so make them fucking count.
Because afterwards...
If anybody listening can make iPhone or make apps,
make an app that automatically, you set the time
when it starts and stops, it just like holds
all incoming text messages and phone calls until it ends.
You're welcome.
I think they have that.
I think they have that, though.
I think they have do not disturb times,
but it only passes through if they like text 9-1-1
or something like that,
but I'll still get a 9-1-1 text about Arrow.
You've been listening to our Comedy and Vice podcast
with my brother, my brother and me.
We hope you've had a lot of fun here today.
Help you learn something.
Help you grew as a person.
A few little housekeeping things.
We put our live shows on sale on Friday, I guess, right?
Friday at noon, Central Standard Time.
They sold out.
Two of the shows were sold out.
Our Chicago show has sold out.
It sold out in about six minutes,
so don't feel bad if you didn't get tickets.
We are trying to figure out a way
to get some more tickets available
because we know there's a lot of people
in Chicago that want to come,
so we're trying to do something
to alleviate that problem for you,
but you should keep it tuned to our Twitter and our Facebook.
If we do come up with some sort of solution for this issue,
we're trying to give you so much heads up as possible.
We're being broad because we don't know what it is yet.
If we had something to announce, I swear we would.
It sucks.
We're going to figure something out.
It's just we don't know what it is yet,
so please stay tuned.
I'll say this.
If we figure something out before we record again,
before we can announce it on the show,
if you bought tickets to one of the shows
and we managed to get extra tickets on sale in Chicago,
please, if you already have tickets to another show,
please don't buy them.
I know that's shitty to ask you
not to support us or whatever,
but the idea of us doing shows this year
and trying to do a bunch of live shows
all across the country this year
is that we want to get out and see people
that we haven't seen before
or that we haven't seen since 2008 or something.
So please, that was before we did the podcast.
But you know what I mean?
Please just stick to the one, I think.
That's Griffin's perspective.
My perspective is I don't give a shit, man.
That money still spends in my life.
Well, we do want to say thank you to everyone at Chicago.
Like, that's a ridiculous thing.
That's fucking insane.
Yeah.
And seeing everybody go,
please, I must see the show, do something.
We are listening and we are trying.
We're trying.
We're trying to do something.
Listen to the other Max Fun shows.
We each have, I mean, we have some extra ones
if you like this in our dumb voices.
Travis has Bunker Buddies.
He does with Andy.
Justin has Solid Bones.
He does with Sydney.
We all do The Adventure Zone with our dad,
episode five for that drop last week.
Did we tweet, by the way,
that this episode was going to be a day late
because of the holiday?
I think they'll figure it out when it comes up.
No one's complained about it yet.
So I'm thinking that I'm thinking that they must realize
that with it being a holiday here in the U.S.
Okay.
Well, there's a lot of really good Max Fun shows
to go listen to.
You know what?
New I'm Pop Rocket to show about all things pop cultural.
You can find that on Max Fun.
It's really funny.
I listened to the pilot episode last week.
Yeah, it's really good.
I also, I did a guest spot on a non Max Fun podcast
called The K.O.L. with Kurt Braunohler, K-O-H-L-E.
It's on the Nerdist and it's a multi-format podcast
where sometimes they talk about their pets
and sometimes they do talk about boats.
But on this episode, it was a format called Get Lost
where he blindfolded me and drove me through LA
and took me to like a really cool location
and interviewed me on the way there.
You...
It's coming out the same day that this comes out.
So go check that out.
I'll post link to it on Twitter and in the Facebook group.
You like listen to that show and like research and shit
before you agree to get kidnapped, right?
Correct.
I actually am a really huge fan of the show
and I was really happy to be on it.
So if you're looking for a show to listen to,
The K.O.L., it's really great.
Is that it?
Send in some questions please to the
for the live shows that we're doing in Los Angeles
and San Francisco.
If you're going to be at either of those shows,
we're doing LA February 6th and San Francisco February 7th.
I think they might be both sold out.
Are there still tickets available for your sketch vest?
No, they're both sold out.
Yeah, they're both sold out.
Sold out.
Sorry.
This is the first time we'll ever do like back to back
days of shows really.
So we need a bunch of questions.
So just send us all the good questions you can.
If you're going to the LA show,
we kind of have to do a change of plans.
Justin, you want to talk about it?
Yeah.
So we were supposed to have Sawbones opening that show
and Sawbones is of course me and my wife Sydney,
but is also in some ways my baby who we did a little bit
of traveling during the Christmas holidays
and she did not do so hot with it.
Apparently babies are really into routine and stuff.
So as a result, we're going to have to,
Sawbones is going to have to bow out of the shows in LA
or the show in LA.
So that is, that bums us out heavily and we are very sorry.
But that doesn't mean you're going to get less podcast.
Let's see.
How can we be vague about this?
There will be two podcasts there.
Mabin Bam will be one of them.
The other podcast, special guest surprise podcast.
Premiere, a world premiere episode.
Well, a live show premiere of a special guest podcast
that you will only get to catch if you're in LA.
Yes.
So we're very excited to be partnering up with them.
It's a, I think it's a relationship
that we've been building for a long time.
And I think you're,
And we're sorry about Sawbones.
I know that's hard to swallow,
but I think that this, this new addition is going to be great too.
So we also want to say thanks again to me on these
for supporting the podcast.
Go to me on these.com slash my brother
and get 20% off your first order.
And right now you'll get free shipping.
So that's pretty cool.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Also thanks again to blue apron,
who makes cooking at home easy.
You can get your first two meals free
by going to blue apron.com slash my brother.
Go yummy down.
Also big thanks to John Rodrick in the long winters
for the use of our theme song.
It's a departure off the album,
putting the days to bed.
They won't send you free food or cheap undies,
but they will give you good, good tunes.
Oh, before I forget, if you've been wanting to listen to
the adventure zone, but you don't have iTunes
or you can't find it anywhere,
we made videos of all five episodes so far
and put them on our YouTube channel.
So go to youtube.com slash mbmbam
and all five episodes are there.
You can listen to them or share them with friends.
We will also have like a ton of fun videos there,
including like animated shorts
that Tyler Crowley did for us and they're incredible.
So go check those out and subscribe to our YouTube.
And if you're not already,
become a subscriber on iTunes and rate and review
and all that stuff and we appreciate it.
Thank you.
One more question.
Yeah, I thought we'd just like do the thing
that we've done 234 times already.
Okay.
It's finally Yahoo!
It was sent in by Drew Davenport.
Thank you, Drew.
All Drew episode.
Been a while.
Thank you, Drew.
It's by Yahoo! Answers user Brie Bella and Nick,
who asks a shared account.
They can't be trusted individually
with the responsibility of handling their own accounts.
It's a dual account.
Brie and Nick ask
question about the TV show, Small Wonder.
Was Vicki a doll with someone doing her voice
or was she a real human?
I'm Justin McRoy.
I'm Travis McRoy.
She was a haunted doll.
Haunted all watch.
It's the best new bit on my brother and my brother.
We catch it every Monday.
I'm Griffin McRoy.
It's been a little bit of weather.
My brother made kiss your dad.
Sway on the lips.
I want to say that I want her.
What are you going to wear when it's the apocalypse?
And you have no idea if you don't listen to our show.
It comes out every Wednesdays on MaximumFun.org
and on iTunes.
Sometimes we try weird foods
or we talk about where to camp
or how to avoid getting eaten
or any of these things.
Yeah, so listen to us
because it might just save your life.
We'll see you in the bunker.
Bye!