My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 266: Pizza Is Illegal in Tennessee

Episode Date: August 24, 2015

Multi-platinum, GRAMMY-nominated singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen will release her new album, E·MO·TION via Schoolboy Records/Interscope on August 21st in the U.S. The album will be available for pre-order from all retailers beginning June 23rd. Those who pre-order will receive instant downloads of "I Really Like You," "All That," and the title track, "Emotion." Fans will also be able to purchase the album as part of exclusive bundles that include special art prints, t-shirt designs and more. Suggested talking points: Best single's from Carley Rae Jepsen's new album, E·MO·TION, ka is like a wheel, risk it for the biscuit, speakcheesy

Griffin has it something he would like to talk about in the intro Justin. I don't know if it'll be funny or not It's just like all like all I The only thing I can think about the only thing I want to do is listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's new album Okay, and I don't think it's gonna be like really funny. In fact, I think it'll probably be like kind of weird Like I think it'll be off-putting for people To hear me talk about this album Okay, well, I mean if you think it'll be a good bit. I don't that's what I'm saying. I don't think it'll be a good bit It's just like I want to bring out. I want to bring a realness to this episode and for me like

It doesn't get any real or just start now. I thought we started but we have to say our names and shit first No, we don't have to do it. It's 266. We can't switch out convention now. All right, let her rip The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed Travis insists. He's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up you cool, baby? Hi, I'm Justin McElroy, and you've just plugged into the podcast. I'm Travis McElroy and Welcome to the ether. Hi, I'm Griffin McElroy and do cyborgs dream of electric sheep. Is that the way this is my

This is my brother. My brother made a vice show for the modern era. I'm your we said that welcome to the show So what album is everybody listening to you right now if you go first? Okay, but I don't want to be the only thing that we talk about. I don't want to hear I don't want to hear about your two albums. I was gonna say fallout boy. Is that okay? Oh, is that true? Listen, they a lot of people have been giving me a lot of shit. Have you ever actually listen? Yeah, they're good really good American Beauty America site goes an amazing album add me to the pile my dude And what we're ever been just to clarify. What were you going to say? I? Don't want to come at I don't want to come at the discussion like this. Can we start over?

Cuz I don't I need you guys to be like you're not gonna I just want to say we are too huge to alienate anybody my brother my brother made from this point forward Loves everybody especially Power players in the entertainment industry. I love we're looking for connections and networking wherever it is available If we could get fallout boy on the show, that'd be a huge get I love the people fallout boy You can love the you can love the center, but hate the sin. You know what I mean? I've been listening to Carly Jeffson's e-mode shin I think that has pronounced cuz there's like a little dot between the between the is it a mathematical formula like e equals

M to the O of shin, uh-huh, and that's that how the the chorus of her hit single goes Eat to the M equals ocean it's probably the worst song on the album And in fact, I wish that they hadn't titled the album I wish only seven seconds long. Yeah, it's kind of meandering and she doesn't even sing and she's got a beautiful voice That's the song that activates all the sleep the Canadian sleeper agents. Oh, yeah It's like a like a rap CD where it's like an improv track, right? Like kind of a comedy track Yeah, she does a she does a bit there and Jamie Foxx shows up and does the bit also and then the two there are a few bits that her and Jamie Foxx do throughout the album and

They're really they're really good. There's not a bad goof on the album. There's not a bad improv track on the album Again, I again, I can't stress this enough not gonna be funny my me talking about this album It's it's just but you thought it was very important to you nobody's talking about your system Have you heard the album either of you nobody knows nobody's listening to this album I feel like I'm just like running through the streets screaming her name and and it's falling on deaf ears No, I'm so busy talking about the Republican primaries. You know what I mean? No one's talking about Carly Rae Jepsen's album Let's talk about the real stuff. Well, okay, but if you're gonna pull pull a card I was talking about the Republican primaries anybody everybody's talking about Donald Trump and I'm trying I I'm

Carly Rae Jepsen's the opposite of Donald Trump in every conceivable way. She is a pure being of light. I I Remember it was the summer of 20 something and Travis told us guys. This is the new shit Yeah, this is the new heat and I did not believe him and then literally two weeks later Call me maybe was the only song I could hear on the right It was the only song available for download and iTunes they cleared the the table on every other song It was the only song on the radio and it was everywhere

I tend to have a pretty good finger on the pulse of what's gonna be the summer jam Yeah, call me maybe and it was bird lines, and it was uptown funk. Yeah, and these are the summer jams people Is there one this is Sydney was trying to figure out if there was a summer jam this year? That's the thing there hasn't it was uptown funk. It was uptown funk It's all over the place like Jane. What are you fucking talking? But it was the summer jam the summer jam this year was Don't get won't get fooled again by the who and it was a really super slow bill But it really took off this uptown funk the one with like don't believe me just watch

Yeah, yeah, like the one that's in which is way more fun to say, please don't look at my crotch if it's way better It's way more only They all he only wrote that song to license it to network promos like the only reason that song is this is because like so ABC and NBC and CBS will be like lining up all these shows you must watch Yeah Yeah, no, you don't have to change it like it's literally just like we got a great summer of hits for you NCIS is back. We've got perfect strangers, too. Don't believe me. Just watch it's a sequel to perfect strangers I would yeah, I you know what I don't believe you and I will watch of course

Guys, I just want to get in my guest bathroom Which is the only room in my house without a window is turn the lights off and just sit in absolute darkness And put my headphones on and just let Jepsen carry me away Cut some lilies let him float on the bathtub waters little lavender. No, I don't even want I don't want my senses smell Distracted me from my senses hearing. I just might just want to hear the music You just want to get a sensory deprivation chamber and float in Jepsen. Yes Just get whisked away. I want to go on a Carly Ray voyage into myself This is an advice show

Basically you want I will say though full disclosure Griffin did warn us that talking about Carly Rae Jepsen's new album would not be funny He said that before we started. Yeah. Well, and that was on the podcast. You guys don't know this, but I included that Okay, good What's your guys before the music? That would be a twist. What's your favorite song on the album? I'll tell him funk On Carly Ray Jepsen's new album Emotion Emotion I

Like that justice remix What? Where they remixed that one song with justice And I think Dizzy Rascal did the original and then it was on Carly. Jeff's is that you know? Dizzy Rascal rented out a track of Carly Ray Jepsen's new album. He said did you know Dizzy Rascal is subletting a Track number seven on Carly Ray Jepsen's new album just to get out to the people Well, she wasn't she wasn't gonna use it. No, she wasn't gonna use She said I was just gonna put another Jamie Foxx

Jamie Foxx had this bit where he was gonna be a very old Jesus named Geesis sort of like geezer. Yeah. Yeah, she didn't really think it was that funny So she let Dizzy Rascal sublet the track. Yeah track seven of course is making the most of the night And that one's a club banger like that would be a good that would actually I could see Dizzy doing some really dope shit with that Should we get on to the questions? I feel like I would give anything. Yeah, I would pay any any price Do you have that power? Yeah, I can do it. I just do it. I have a friend that's been recently drive me off the wall He for some owner, that's another album that Carly Ray Jepsen's new album is better than it's better than Michael Jackson's off the wall Absolutely, he for some unknown reason has all of a sudden started using the word mate

When clear when addressing someone when he speaks As if he came back from a life-changing year-long expedition in the wilds of Australia that has adopted the language he clearly isn't Australian He's clearly Canadian If I have to hear him call me mate one more time. This friendship is going down under I felt like Casey Kasem and now another one go. Oh, that's because it's because you're talking exactly like Casey Kasem for some reason That would do it every time. Maybe it's from the group of guys. He games with online Maybe they're all Australian and he's trying to fit in. How can I make him realize the air of his ways brothers? That's a frustrated frexican in

Yeah, fuck way for quiet. I believe for quiet. I Don't think it's fuck way Probably not fuck way Hi, I'm Gordon. I'm Gordon fuck way and this is the Alfred It's a very sexual sexual alphabets. It stands for alien. I'd like to fuck My name is Dalf. What is that? What does it mean? I'm a mouth It's not TV. It's HBO. Yeah, and it's raw So this is the worst

possible Yeah There's no excuse. There's no excuse for this It's it's probably the worst affect and there are a lot of really bad affectations you just start doing for some reason This one's the this one's the worst Maybe maybe it's your friend of some sort of researcher trying to find the worst possible affectation because he found it And what makes it double worse is that there's no bait like at least if he had come back from like a two-week Vacation in Australia, then you're like, oh, you're trying

But with no basis for it. It's just this like amorphous blob mysterious worst Have you guys ever had an affectation that was really hard to shake that you're embarrassed to admit? Definitely Definitely, right? I mean, I still do it when I went to The UK for my honeymoon. I came back saying cheers a lot like Cheers like like just as a standard greeting or goodbye or whatever to say cheers a lot One time is out at a Japanese restaurant with some friends. I said come pie. My drinks came and fucking

Vomited just checked out vomited just knowing that in the future. I would look back on that moment in such a deep deep cosmic shame Bloody snuck its way into my vocation It did I'm not proud of a minute, but it did it's not in there. I'm not saying like we should be clear here I'm not judging. We're not judging like the actual Affects like the actual like a slang and accents of another nation that that is fine Yeah, you everybody has their thing. It's the the appropriation of it

Yeah, it can co-opting. Yeah, can you do it for so long though that you? Own it like if this person says mate for so long eventually you'll forget this the impetus right the first thing Like if I just start answering the phone every time anybody calls me like mushy mushy And but I do that for like six years. Do you think I'll stop you'll become the guy who's known for doing it because he's terrible But then but then it's still I think it would retroactively shape you in a way that you couldn't recover from like I think you could stick in your car, but like a Grain of sand in an oyster shell you eventually would form a pearl of being terrible around it around the irritant I

Think that when your friend does this you need to shake an empty pop can full of pennies at him. No, hey, no No Yeah, okay, or have you said anything is it like does he know? Like oh, he knows we've noticed and we hate it He knows Justin earlier said that the word bloody snuck into his his vocab it didn't sneak into shit It's that it wasn't it didn't it didn't put a cardboard box over itself And then like worm its way into your brain you sat there thinking like okay here it comes God I hope this works. Yeah, bloody well, right, huh?

And everybody look at you do it and you do it the first time then it's like oh That wasn't so good felt kind of good. Hey, nobody said anything It's not because nobody said anything because they were like terrified. It was the word they love you so much And they're terrified that this is just gonna be you now. Yeah That's just gonna be the person they know I Don't know how you write this ship. I don't know if you call it out once It's gonna be really hard for you, but he will never do it again, right? If Sidney looked at you and said Justin you sound completely like a clown when you just said bloody just then you sound like an idiot clown child

Then might I suggest? Yeah a full-on like to catch a predator moment, right? Where you're at a party and I know this is this is now it happens to the catch a predator It would be really weird if it was but you're at a party He says mate you lay your hand on his shoulder and you say hey Can I talk to you in the kitchen and you take him in and go I just want to break down what just happened there You did this thing everybody thought you sounded dumb Do you really want to walk back into that room right now and say it again? Just think about that before you come back in. I'll be in the living room. Yeah, please don't like yeah

You're basically grounding him. Yeah from conversation like hey, hey fly boy. I'm taking away your license You're you're on probation. I want you to really think about what you did before you re-enter humanity Can you adopted even more obscure Australian affectation? Let me throw this out crikey. Well, it's not really even more obscure I was thinking no one's that maybe a shrimp on the Barbie. No, I was thinking it's a little thing I was thinking like uh, that's a noise, but like completely out of kind like completely out of kind That wasn't the line. Oh, that's a lot there's a boy. He didn't see someone with a knife and just identify He's a knife. Oh, it's a noise in it. I hold that right there. That's a hand in it. Oh, it's a bloody knife

No, I'm your uncle you've solved the crime What's the murder weapon? It's a knife. Yeah, there were stab wounds that seems really likely good work inside in CIS Dundee I don't think they'd call it in CIS Dundee. They'd probably call it in CIS Australia. Do you guys know anything? Sure, yeah This yahoo was sent in by level 9000. Yeah, drew drew drew Devon poor thing you drew it's by yeah, drew answers user They're anonymous. We'll call them mock a dial then D They asked in the category society and culture etiquette. I Want to join a local biker gang, but I don't care about bikes

Should I be up front about this or would it be wiser to pretend? So Walk me through there's two sentences. How did you get lost? No, no, no, how that first interaction went? Hello fellows I like your lifestyle. Hello. I do not care about these metal things. Hi there my two my two-wheeled compatriots Hail and well met. You have a place for a Subaru I can take all the bags and the cooler and stuff that is true when they have beach day You are going to be quite prized. They can't put those folding chairs in on the back of them motorbikes They're gonna be so stoked about your Honda fit and all it's roomy

Backseat. I can't wait. I just ordered some new handlebars for my Harvey Danielson It's a Harvey Danielson good bike and it's from their 2010 good bike model which is an antique at this point and I have new handlebars coming for it and they pop off like the handlebars and Peewee's big adventures So if any of you road dogs tries to yank my grip off and make me get a road rash Then the handlebar will come right off in your hand and I will cruise off in my Harvey Danielson Unscan no road rat is here. How long could you keep the griff going like well my Hapigan guys my motorcycle that I own

Vroom queen. She's in the shop again. Gosh man. I just really got arrested I don't know what I can tell you guys I get vroom queen out of Hawk and you know because I sold her for Biker drugs and now I am without wheels Let me say once more. I am not a cop I want to tell everybody I appreciate your ride your offer of a ride to The motor meetings and I just want to tell you it's not that I'm afraid of motorcycles very very very much But it's just that hammer-oids, you know

hammer-oids I have to point out. They're not afraid of motorcycles. They just don't give a shit. Oh These guys and their bikes I love it's it's I love the people and I love the community. I I love like What do biker gangs do I loved watching sons of anarchy like that's what it is Yeah, it's just that it's like I watch sons of anarchy. I want to do crime. I want to hate other races Yeah, I don't want to invest in a motorcycle. I want to lean over pool tables a lot I feel like that happens in biker game like they go to places where there's a pool table They lean over and then glare at the people that walk in. Yeah, that's a thing that happens. Yeah. Yeah

Maybe community service. I don't know. There are biker gangs that I'm sure are like this is more of like an Affiliation of like like-minded people who also just ride motorcycles But mostly we're all about like cleaning up the streets and building parks for kids. Who cares? There's a core idea that is we ride But right now finds us and it's bikes Yeah, that's the one thing that you can't we're kind of like have to get on the same page with That is shitty though. If you think about it that like if you did just Maybe you just love motorcycles, but like you can't afford one like you just can't you have a kid

You have one car that your car seat fits into and that's it. Yeah, like you just can't afford a motorcycle You just love the lifestyle trust that you can still be in that gang. I think so, too But only in that only in that like I'm saving up or do you guys have like a spare? I can use until I can afford my own because here's what you want This is what you do Justin you go down to the local local junkyard You buy like an old old beat up like oh no one would ever want to ride that motorcycle again But then you put love into it Fix it and you buy stuff like a second hand and you're fixing up and is it the prettiest motorcycle?

No, it's not in fact people at the the rich kids motorcycle gang They make fun of you, but those guys down the street that are maybe past their prime They welcome you and they do and then at the big motorcycle race Oh boy your motorcycle wins because it's filled with love and magic and nitro So this is a script then that you've just written listen if somebody would like to pay me for this property What's it called the property? Real bike motor motor bike motor motor bike good motor bike good friends. Okay, that's a great title for it I would just sit outside with a sidecar and just sit out there with my stupid goggles in my helmet

And when they came out to go do crime or community service or just go to Wendy's I would just be like well Who's got room who wants the kid today? I'll be like a mascot. You know, I like that What would you and what would you I hate to keep putting you guys on the spot What would your mascot name be because I feel like that's important to the biker gang dead weight Almost certainly. I mean almost certainly I tell you how I'd get in good with a biker gang is other than the fact that I can Probably do like more smack than anyone in one go. I've never done smack, but I feel like it'd be really good at it That's how you won president of the student body in high school. That's true Somebody hand me a big bag of smack. It was like a bitch. You can't do all this like watch me go crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch

I think that's how you do it. I Think you slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp How I get into the biker gang is I would I would have a bike that I fixed up Like Travis said basically the the plot of motorbike good friends But where I would twist it is instead of filling it with love. I fill it with gadgets Wouldn't that be cool if like I did have like the the handlebars that popped off and I could like shoot out an oil slick and I could Drop some caltrops you're talking about motorbike good friends after the studio notes Yeah, yeah, we're they're like in the bike and more of a like a chitty-chitty bang now

Can the bike talk so we can cast Peter Dinklage as you know what? Griffin is that kind of shit that ruined motorbike good friends one I don't want to see it in motorbike good friends, too It's more of kind of a back to the can I say that motorbike good friends to sounds like an origin story Are you rebooting it that quickly? It's a prequel. It's a prequel So hold on everybody was like a guy on a bike and it was like don't ask any questions Yeah, yeah, and it was like where did he get this motorcycle? I wish I was another movie explain this I have a foolproof plan for infiltrating the biker gang and

Enduring myself to them. It is multi-tiered. It is very complex. It is one word. I'm gonna hit you with it now You ready? Yes tequila Like the song I just do this funny dance on a counter and then everybody be like I'm into it I like what he points at his wiener and then also his butt He's in the gang and I like his white shoes now I don't think that Pee-wee's actual move was pointing to yeah, I don't think that's why they Enjoyed his dance song like I feel like it was just like a fun moment in a kid's movie I don't think he was like my dick my dick my butt but but but my dick

Watch that scene again. I said my dick my butt but Watch that scene again and then travel back in time to the late 80s and see me Emulating that scene at home and tell me I'm not pointing at my dick and then my butt because that's what I thought it was and I until I mean, I thought that for a long time until 130 Today just now. I thought he was pointing. Are you sure he's not pointing at his dick and then his butt No, I'm like 99% sure it's not he's not doing a dick to like I was I was like like pointing at his privates And that's what made it so like that would be a weird thing to do in front of a big group of bikers who moments ago

We're going to kill. Yeah, I would love if he got up on the on a bar and said it look like dick and my but a lot What if in the reboot of pee we speak adventure that the biker gang at the at the bar was MS 13 And they were like is he pointing at his dick? Oh man, that's great But then they cut off his head and throw it in the river what I'm saying to you right now is I'm looking at the movies pointing It's dick in his butt. You're watching the scene right now. That's what he does I'm saying it is dick in his butt like he's indicating like here's my penis. Here's my butt. It looks like an instructional video For what dick and but for where the dick and butt is who would do what's the market for that video? I? Anatomy classes mainly

Very remedial and anatomy classes. All right. Let me check out this video here All right, let's know I guess let's all watch the tequila dance from pee we's big adventure I'll just send you guys a direct link set exactly the time code and You will you will see you will and you at home just search pee-wee tequila on you It's just a silly dance. He puts on these weird shoes It does a silly dance on a bar He's pointing at his dick and then after that his butt. That's what he's doing. Why would that disarm the gang?

I didn't because he's making is not at all Justin He is definitely poor like dick dick, but but dick dick, but but that's what he's doing if you mean Boining like he is he's using fists. There's no extended fingers. Those are his fists This video is too low quality see if their fingers are not he is like he in the general genital area I agree with you, but he is in no way directly indicating. These are my genitals. He's he's oh wait I'm watching it now. I'm watching it now, and he's drawing actually slow concentric circles around his dick, and he's mouthing the words It's right here. It's right here. It's right here Why why oh my god?

I'm still watching it. He just pulled his pants down, and he's spreading his gaping asshole tequila My read on the scene is that he's making himself out to be a tantalizing piece of boy flesh Yeah, too perfect for them to ruin with simple violence for him destroying their motorcycles Yeah, he's a he's a primo fuck boy, and they're gonna want to keep him around. That's what he's saying That's what I'm saying. Oh my god. He actually just hold on Hold on stop stop talking. Yeah, he just said I'm a primo fuck boy. How about I've watched this movie hundreds of times How am I not like I just like glossed over the scene? I guess

tequila tequila They love it too. They do they love it We love it. Well, he got out of another scrape Another last-minute All the life-threatening scrapes that Pee Wee Hermit gets out of by exposing his dick and his gaping butthole to perfect strangers Listen, I didn't write the scene now watch it and interpreted it you know what I could I'll tell you this director Tim Burton made and Paul Rubens may be author of that film they may have may have created that vision

But I as an audience member my interpretation that scene is just as valid as theirs So if I say he is pointing at his dick and then his butt, that's how the art Manifested itself to me. That's the Mandela effect. Yeah talk about Justin and eventually people in the future will be like Oh, yeah, of course He got his dick out in Pee Wee's big adventure and people will be like did yeah I mean, I remember that and then people watch the movie go, you know a fun fact He never actually says I'm a primo fuck boy in the movie. He doesn't he doesn't I don't spread misinformation traps He did just say that I just I just I literally just watched it

So I find it ironic that in the movie he gets out of trouble by showing his dick But in real life he got into a lot of trouble by getting his dick Well, yeah, it's because he ran into some trouble and he was like, let me get my dick out But that's not you're not in the fictional. This isn't this isn't cool world Pee Wee You're in the real meat space who frame Roger Rabbit Yeah, if you can't get out of a cartoon you can't get out of a cartoon scrape by showing us your colon It's not how it works out here in the physical realm They're like, I can't believe we got tricked by that. We should still arrest him, right? Like we got to cover this up

Yeah He's a spitting on a lot of people know he's getting a speeding ticket ain't got a stick out and he's like Yeah, and they're like, yep that you're free to go Tequila, well, let's go to the money's on I Want to tell you folks about me and he's most comfortable underwear you'll ever put down there if you want to Cover up what your mama gave you and then shake it in a way that's gonna be supportive

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But they could because no one will ever do that Travis you and tell us about the other one. I do we also want to talk about base camp We've mentioned base camp a couple times on the show Basically how it works is you know in this digital age Everyone doesn't always work in the same office anymore Sometimes you're spread throughout the world and it can get hard to get on the same page when it comes to completing projects Well with base camp base camp makes it easier to wrangle people with different roles responsibilities and objectives towards their common goal And then let's you finish that project together Everybody gets on the same page Deborah over in Montana doesn't get to like say like oh, I didn't know if that's when I was due

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Use the cloud. I've got my head in the clouds and then they spilled coffee on their dick They point at it Yeah, I want to tell you guys about Zveny baby. That's SVE an NY baby It's a progressive pop band from Dallas, Texas whose album features a three-part Rock opera and songs based on the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Don't mind if I do Very much. Thank you, please The album is available now for download at their website iTunes Google Play Amazon and Spotify. You can go to ZvenyBabyMusic.com I have a hard time believing they couldn't secure ZvenyBaby.com itself, but that's not the address

It's ZvenyBabyMusic.com to download Zveny Baby's debut album painting pictures Sorry, they're what I must their debut album debut album So I said painting pictures, which I will reiterate include songs based on the Dark Tower So I'm like really stoked. I'm totally gonna go listen to that because cause like what? Here's a song from it right now monster house. It's a monster house Everyone look up for the monster house and then here's another song. Oh, no, it's a crab monster He's got poison his claws and he's gonna come bite my fingers off That got a little for you. Was that Stephen King? I thought it was Stephen King. He wrote this book, but now he's in the book. I

Didn't I haven't gotten that far Fuck What does it happen I'm only on the fourth book you'll get there you'll get you gotta push listen Everybody gets hung up on Wizard and glass because it's a shitty shitty 14,000 page book. It's actually it's actually a very great book It's just a real derailment of Nothing to do with the last You have it literally goes from prior to a train that's gonna explode unless we solve this mystery to hold up before we get back

To that though before we resolve that situation. Here's 950 pages about school boys It is kind of a crazy thing to be like cliffhanger and before we get back to that Let me just read you a quick book. Here's just one book if you could just read this book I wrote a pretty good to my own book. Here's some fanfiction. I wrote about my own story I got a message here. Where's your glass rules though? It's just like is Here's a message. Sometimes I think about the music the movie They're making a dark tower and I make up a trailer to it in my head when I'm bored

it's always set to Someone save my life tonight by Elton John which Griffin you also probably don't understand why but like fully think about how good A trailer that'd be I have a message here for rush and it's from Margo to Baller ass names Margo says to rush I wanted to say or rather the brothers to say thank you for the best year of my life I can't have imagined anything better Thank you for the endless laughs including introducing me to this podcast and fun You are the best friend and boyfriend anyone can ask for happy anniversary. Love margo

That's lovely. That's lovely. You know what I love about that two things. I love love in any form all forms of love are wonderful and beautiful um And I also love that they're spreading their that that love is actually benefiting us actually putting money in my pocket And that's the best kind of love that there is. I know I just said all love is equal But the love that helps us bump that download count is probably better than the most beautiful perfect. Yeah But anyway, happy love rush and margo. Uh, we also have a message for my friend and yours. Sean foreman Uh, Sean is amazing. Um, he's got a special message from his best gal and darling treasurer wife Who is also lovely and melanie says to Sean happy 30th bidet to the handsomest most

Your suit husband a girl could ask for may all your days be filled with frolicking sylvie dogs Your night's dank earth and danky kang and your thoughts is deep as chicago style pizza The brothers and I raise our glasses of power to you good sir. Cheers your sweet sweet loving woman Ah happy 30th Sean and here's a twist Sean independently also reached out to me and would like to wish melanie a happy anniversary So I figure I just tie those two together. It's kind of a a gift to the magi scenario, but everybody gets something Yes, so they're not like the gift to the magi at all the gift of the magi to this time for sure But that that's just called presents

It's not a gift to it doesn't deserve that it's not it's not part of that parable It's just I gave you a present in the second one He gets her uh, he buys her a hair dryer and she's like and she got him like an ipad and she's like, what are you doing? Just get me something. How did you you fuck this up so bad the last time? Just get me something completely unrelated to the thing that I obviously know. I am bald. You know, I'm bald It's ridiculous mark It's ridiculous Especially when I told you what I wanted

I wanted a tennis bracelet a tennis a tennis bracelet I didn't chop off my hands to get you this ipad. Get me a fucking tennis. I don't have wrists anymore It's just elbows straight to my hands Like some sort of turkey woman Well, here we are quick press conference time fuck We come to you live from the macro brother studios Where in beautiful burbank if it was live then we would have had this shit dead to rights on tape

But then we lost it. Did you okay friends beloved friends. Did you yesterday feel Uh a disturbance in the comedy energy Did you feel a great shuttering of bits of of precious finite goofs Being lost to the ether. I picture it like in minority report when the three people in the pool like sense of murder coming Where just suddenly everybody starts shaking and going the jokes are dying Yeah, every every listener of mbm bam a red ball appeared on their doorstep and when they picked it up and looked at it

It just said Some dick jokes Because they got killed and we lost them to that justin's recording of the second half of the podcast Got this one. This one is not on me for a change. This is definitely on audacity and Teresa asked me this morning She's like, how does that happen and my response was well, here's about the thing about computers I don't know He literally it's it's inexplicit if you're a data expert He the end of the podcast was fine for him the beginning of the podcast was fine for him

Which you just heard you just heard the first half of our original recording and now here We are back again because he lost like eight minutes in there somewhere and shit sucked Shit sucked everyone Okay, well, I guess let's do it again one more again one more again same goofs again Well, not the same goose different goofs, but no i'm doing the same goofs. I'm not writing more material I write on my material that's how you guys that I didn't know that what question did we do last time that got lost to the ether The notes on the desk See that one

Let me tell you all how it went last time that wasn't gold It was all of us got really indignantly angry at this one. It was angry. Yeah, so let's see how we react this time Okay, last time it was indignant anger and then this time Who knows it could be joyous laughter love and acceptance don't cry for that show that show is gone That should never exist. This is the new that's an alternate timeline Yep, absolutely. Maybe your life would have been changed by that. I have no idea you have to deal with this One of my co-workers just transferred to a different office. See you didn't say transferred last time So it's already really super different

The day after he left I found a note on my desk from him saying how he was Always too tongue-tied around me to say anything, but he thinks that I'm beautiful and wish you could have gotten to know me better I'm not interested in him romantically, but I do think he's a nice guy and I appreciate the guts It took to even leave the note read None I want to thank him. That's my editorialization. I want to thank him for the compliment But it will it sound at all sincere when it's followed by but I'm just not interested

Yes, would it be better if I said nothing at all? That's from secretly admired in st. Louis. Good news If I'm still angry, yeah Sucks me too if anything I'm more angry for I have not had my breakfast it's just like It's let's let's cut to the quick Let's not beat it. There was a lot of bush beating last time we talked about it for an hour and a half yesterday I wrote about that in my diary at night my post-show diary Felt like there was a lot of bush beating hope recording gets eaten by jesus

Well here would like another shot um, the it's this shouldn't be on you this sucks. It's like it's it is the It's such a weird way to go about This like it's that you say that it took guts to leave the note and maybe that's true to a small amount But it would have taken it took significantly less guts Then just like walking up to you and talking to you in the first place And if this was like a gym pam situation where you guys were like fast friends And you actually talked and hung out and stuff that would be cool

But this is just like a weird mash note from somebody who like Like literally didn't give you the time of day until it was time for him to bounce Then he was like, hey, by the way, I always thought you're pretty boy And then a ripcord pulled him out the window the good news is is what you air hook He's kind of down what you have to do your responsibility in the situation. He's nothing Because like all you this is this is as far as you need to go unfold note read. Oh, that's nice garbage garbage because giant blunt because if Basically what this person has tried to do whether they realize it or not is say

I'm gonna put the onus on you to make contact because I'm a chicken shit That's absolutely true. This is where like Infinity romantic comedies have ruined the people's perception of how this shit works Because this guy is expecting you'll read the note and be like really Devon you I always felt the same Devon Yeah, she'll like jump out like run through the rain to like the other office across town like please don't do this I've always loved you too from afar But now you just chase him through the rain and be like, thank you, but I am not interested in you romantically

I do not want that dick here is an umbrella. I am not interested in that dick But do take this umbrella because gotta keep that dick dry Here's the way that this works in the real world how it should work is you look across the office You see susan like first time and you're like, oh, she's cute and you walk over and you say, hey, i'm devon Is this your first day of the office? Yeah, it's great Do you want to like grab a drink after work and I can tell you all about how things work? Well, don't do that. No, don't do that off the jump Maybe not first day, but like if you like her ask her out your co-workers. So that might be illegal

What if oh god, we didn't even see it's good We should take a second pass at every question because we don't get to that erudite nug Until our second go around. What if it's like illegal? What if the HR rep is like, no, that's what makes it sexy I'm fair. That's what makes it sexy, right? I do think that that would have been noted in the question Uh, hey that'd been the case. Hey, did y'all just kiss? No, thomas. We didn't you guys stick like kissing You kiss during the play. I smell kiss juice all over you. There's kiss juice all over you. Hey, hey listen Mother slappers. I just went in the bathroom and some reeks of kisses in there. Yeah, I will say

Something did occur to me. Yes, uh, uh upon this second attempt that did not occur to me yesterday She says, uh, uh, uh, you know what? I shouldn't gender her. I don't I don't know Man woman, whatever this question asker says uh, uh I think that uh, he's a nice guy and I appreciate the guns although he does say beautiful which would be kind of an On is it beautiful? Well, david bow. He's a beautiful man. Fair enough. Yeah, uh, I do think he's a nice guy I appreciate the guts It took to leave the note, but i'm not interested in romantically

We yesterday chastised the note leaver, but it sounds like they kind of nailed it Like it sounds like they did have a correct read on the situation as it stands Like I do need to get this off my chest and I do recognize that this is not a thing that is happening So i'm doing this due diligence to just get this out into the universe because like my read on the situation Which as it turns out is 100 on the money is that you do not desire a further relationship with me Oh, so he's a precog I'm saying there's a lot of precognitive shit going on, but no jesson It's a self-fulfilling love just be so much easier matters of the heart be so much easier

There were little red and brown balls telling you But the problem is is this is a self-fulfilling precog Because basically what he did was he made himself like she wants a dude or they want everybody Everybody wants someone who's willing to like put at least enough skin in the game for me fight for me Say words out loud Say what don't be a paper warrior fucking say words out loud to make things happen Because those are the kinds of people that go you know what sure you risked a little bit I'm willing to see how this goes

You gotta risk it for the biscuit exactly You don't get that biscuit for being a paper warrior He's trying to get a biscuit risk-free and that's good. It's gonna be It's gonna be too Hard it's gonna be a two-day old biscuit. It's gonna be crunchy and unpleasant This is what you do. This is the time you use that note You run a note that says look up and they look up and you're standing there and you say hey That's okay a little creepy, but at least like if that's your intro

That's your plan go for it, but this like i'm a ghost I left the office and now only now in my will do you find out. I like you like that's the way to go Here's the reason that you should not respond to this because if you respond to it and say hey listen, um I think you're a nice guy. This is a really brave gesture, but i'm just not that interested Then this guy what this guy like will learn from this is like wow That was a good approach wasn't the right person, but maybe next time when I transfer offices There'll be somebody here where that seed will find purchase and he'll post on the message boards And be like it almost worked this time fellas next lesson colleagues. No risk required. It's a biscuit

It's a biscuit parade out there How go nuts just reach out your hands and run run through the streets grab as many biscuits as you can take It's just insane I'm just irritated because this is this is a person who is Generating their own misconnection. They're like this isn't a misconnection. You were there every day. Yeah, like they were there every day just Just risk it. Yeah, and then perhaps People people don't people think that just because they risk it they're guaranteed a biscuit. That's inaccurate. No, no, no, no

It's it's not a biscuit What there's no guaranteed biscuit, right? That's right. It's you you all non-riskers don't get biscuits but all not all riskers get biscuits and that's Just how the biscuit does how cookie crumbles a biscuit and harbury's safe and a biscuit on the water gets soggy But sometimes you want a soggy bit. I lost the thread It looks so to his seawater that would be fucking disgusting We're not saying that this is easy like it's obviously not easy Like if I wasn't happily married right now and I had to be in this game again

I would be this might be me like and and back back in my 20s. Oh, it was me I was this dude. I was note guy and like I made you I burned you a cd. Oh, what's that in the liners? It's a confession of my love. I'm gone though So we hopefully will run into each other tomorrow and you can tell me you liked it. Bye Like a Travis shape hole in the wall this has nothing to do with like any sort of like Alpha male friend zone garbage like we're not like it's it's not it's not that like I'm just the nice guy in the corner And she doesn't like I'm not talking about that like that. That's that's that's a whole other weird

subset of this question what I'm talking about is just having basic human Communication skills and I know it's intimidating and like right now. There's probably some of you on the phone like hey This is really insensitive to those of us who can't do Do you can't today? You can't tomorrow? Maybe and that's the get on that horse and ride risk that biscuit A lot of that like nice guy friendship move friend zone bullshit comes from stuff like this We're like if you're not and I'm sorry to like put you know put baby in a corner and call people out But like if you're not willing to risk it for the biscuit like how do you expect them to be like? Okay, well, I guess I'm willing to do the work and reach out to you now

Like what what do you think you're putting forth in a letter that says I was too scared to talk to you But we should totally date now like that. That's not a good impression. That's not a good look What is the future that relationship look like okay, madam? That sounds like a fine order and sir What will you have? Oh, you're you're standing up from the table. You're leaving a note and you're walking away From the table. I'm sorry. He does this every time he wants to change barmachan. You don't have to read the stupid note That's what I'm saying like it is people will respect Even if they don't want to go out on a date with you even if they're not interested in you They'll at least respect that in this day and age of texting and like

Messaging and fucking note leavers that if you're like, hey, this is me a human being standing in front of you I would like to ask you on a date. No, okay, great. Thanks so much. Talk to you later. Bye I don't even have a problem with the note if it's like If you're still at the office if you're like literally like I get really tongue-tied whenever I try to talk to you and I just wanted to try to say to you like hey I'd like to go out sometime and maybe get to know you and get a bit more comfortable I'm fine with even that own your shit like if your shit is that you can't like you do get tongue-tied in these situations Like own it own it just don't like leave a note and then parachute out. It's insane

Nothing will come of that. Hey, if you make something go that you are perpetuating this insane strategy to relationships It worked for that lady in love. Actually She left a note and she says if I can't say it at Christmas when I kind of say it. I'm yours, david And now let me take you on a tour through your past long past your past even My soda house rule is number one. I love you I Don't know why griffin was doing michael cayne is the british woman But that's the only so my british woman accent is just a higher an upscale michael cayne

Uh, do you guys want a yahoo? Yes, please. I just want to put a button that real quick We're not chastising anybody. Everybody's got their shit. God knows I have mine when it comes to like social situations We're trying to inspire you. Don't don't live life on the sideline It's not chastising. It's like it's it's the truth and what sucks is that if you if you do Stuff like this where it's like I left a note and they didn't answer It's just gonna make it harder for you. Like you're just gonna be like, well this fucking nothing works Nothing works because you try to think that can't work. You know what I mean? Well, and what it is is it's this actualization

It's this like you're you tell yourself that it's a romantic gesture when really what it is is you Tried to find like the easiest low at least scary thing That's not a romantic gesture If like you waited until you weren't around left a note that they didn't have to respond to to your face That's not a romantic gesture is I did something risky and it didn't work or it did work and I got me that biscuit That's a romantic gesture. So don't just just make sure you're not convincing yourself That you're doing something romantic when really you're just looking for an easy out and hoping they'll do all the work As long as we're putting buttons in things I do want to stress

That this whole time I've not been referring to women as biscuits No, that that much is clear, right? Because I don't want people to think that I'm some sort of weird like misogynist that doesn't like Get it like I'm a misogynist who's just like trying to get things going like hey guys. What if we called all women biscuits, right? No, you're talking about more of like the ephemeral metaphorical eternal biscuit a desirable thing Yes, which for which ironically enough for me is a biscuit. Oh, I would I could go for a biscuit right now. I'd crush a biscuit. I ruin a biscuit right now. I would do when you got a yahoo I would devastate a biscuit Yeah, I would ruin a bit that biscuit wouldn't be able to look me in the eye afterwards

Here's a yahoo that was sent in by game recognized game rachel spiraling. Thank you rachel. It's by yahoo answers user debbie who asks Can I bring frozen pizzas in my carry-on or hold in hand? wait Okay, is this is this is the question is the question Like can I bring frozen like pizzas that are still frozen, right or can I Prepare a frozen pizza as a mid-flight snack and bring it upon the plane with me because this is not this form But it is a question that I've often asked of like is it cool to bring this hamburger that I bought in the airport on the plane with Me

Like if you bought it in the airport. Yes, it's fair game If you made the hamburger at home and then you brought it or worse yet You bring with you a patty and some iceberg lettuce and some tomatoes individually in their own three three ounce bags And then you assemble it on the plane and do a little bit of prep work there and do a little bit of bam kick it up a Notch there Well, hold on your spicy rub that you now what if you take it to a full show, right? And you're like benihana In it up over there because you're like flipping the tomato in the air and catching it on the burger and everyone around you like

Ooh, he's a real burger professional. Look at that burger boy I'm gonna go ahead and say that they will not allow you to bring a japanese griddle on the plane That's if you're asked did you look? I can check the tsa guidelines But i'm pretty sure japanese griddles are like number one on their things because like you put that in the hands Of a of a splinter agent And I don't want to I don't want to be a lone wolf I don't want to be dour, but you put it put it in the hands of somebody with

something to prove You know you we all know the regulations about liquor when you're going on a flight and And we've we've learned to to build our lives around those small bottles that we can carry with us on planes But what we have what I don't think has been addressed fully by tsa guidelines when I'd be interested in testing is Could you just bring a pizza like? Obviously you're not buying a frozen pizza in the airport. That's insane. That doesn't happen I've never even seen a freezer in an airport So like obviously you're not doing that

So this person is saying they're going to just have a they're gonna have their suitcase They're going to have their carry-on bag. They're going to have a tombstone just a fully Frozen like ready to cook tombstone. Yeah, is that getting through the tsa? Justin, are you talking about like just going and like grab it a hot and ready and like going through security? Yes, I can't see why they would stop you. They can't stop you, right? This is a great. This is a great. This brings up another great question Wow, this question is really splintering off into a beautiful question tree But if I take my proactive, which is a three-step topical application that I use to fight my battle against bad skin

Every day of my life, but griffin you have great skin. I know it's the proactive Me and me more are on that same tip Um, if I freeze that shit, can I bring as much as I want? If I if I freeze it in a giant ice cube and then I bring it On a sled What if it's an extra saucy pizza and after it defrosts you you bring it out in the bathroom And you squeeze out four ounces of marinara like good job. I guess it's kind of like You really you really skirted our nation's security for travel

But then they would update it wouldn't they and then they'd be like no solids over three ounces like what nothing too saucy No, no frozen. No saucy boys We've been very antagonistic towards this person. But is it possible they're going someplace Where where pizza is outlawed? Maybe they're they're a pizza outlaw like the state of tennessee Like the state of tennessee where pizza is outlawed and only outlaws have pizza Only outlaws have pizza. They never talk about that But that's fact if you outlaw pizza only outlaws will have pizza

That's a good point. Our war on pizza has been a colossal failure. Um, yeah There's more pizza on the streets now than there was in 1998 when we began Yeah, I don't even know what tennessee is trying to achieve with that law If you're pizza if you're bringing your pizza either on your carry-on or just literally holding it in your hand That is not good smuggling technique. No, no, but griffin you're getting it all wrong It's so it's it's so blatant that there's no way they'll suspect you like the tsa agents would be like well He wouldn't he wouldn't just carry the pizza on the plate. He's got to have like shirts folded up in that box Right like oh, well, yeah, I mean yes, travis except when you touch down in chattanooga

You better believe the pizza police are going to be on you Like instantly well by that point you better be smuggling it in your tummy because that's a solid like three hour flight for me Like now, they'll know that scanner that you go through where they put make you put your arms up like you're doing the ymca Uh, that will detect pizza in your tummy and listen. We all want to walk around rock city Munch it onto pizza. We all want to do that But you know what sometimes the law is the law and it's not okay to eat pizza in tennessee And I get that even though rock city is the perfect place to consume pizza We all know that it's in the guidebooks from pre 1998 before pizza was outlawed

But unfortunately the the governor just won't allow you to have pizza in tennessee and that's fact look it up The most the most annoying part about the pizza band is that you could still totally get pizza When you're in when you're in tennessee You just like you just have to know like the right places to go There are these doors you knock on them and there's like a secret pizza club. They call them speak cheesies And you just go in and you and you can get that pizza like like prohibited pizza. No problem any topic There's just like a guy like named jimmy knuckles at the pizza bar But the but the problem is just and when you do that, you know, you're just contributing to like the organized, you know

Pizza families and like alco calzone and you're just like giving money back To the evil, right? That's why i can't see is going down the tubes calzone is how he got up in We just folded them over Let me see that sandwich. It looks like you got cheese sauce and meat in there No, it's a calzone officer. We just unfold the calzones. They're all just exploiting the calzone loophole No, don't take it used to be so great I kyle canane has a great bit on his album where he talks about like that He was flying next to this dude who brought just like a plastic bag full of waffles and syrup

Just like loose waffles and syrup and he's like eating them out of the bag And that's what this sounds like to me like you're gonna take a frozen pizza Which I think is precooked allow it to thaw throughout the flight So like as you're like doing the descent you're just munching on some soggy defrosted pizza I once sat next to a woman who had a tub This this is I swear this is true. Rachel was with me. We were flying next to this woman who had a tub A country croc tub only there was not country croc inside the tub It was some sort of crazy tuna salad and she was dipping some wheat thins into it

This was the flight before she brought that through security Yeah, this was our flight before our flight to japan and I was like if I if it was the flight to japan I would have called the air marshal I would have literally ripped open the the emergency exit and kicked this woman out of the plane connor style Because there's that's a that's like a 10 hour flight and i'm not gonna have a intercontinental tuna fish adventure You kick that tuna fish idiot out of the plane. You just look at everybody else and like no ticket We love it and I'll be like no ticket, but also She did have tuna fish salad and oh my god sweet god. It was like tuna fish and

Just a really fragrant onion because even if she eats every bit of it in the first hour It's like it's a linger. It's a linger. Oh, yeah, it's in the play. It's a self-contained system It's just there's just you're not getting additional oxygen recycling just that air for nine hours While everybody watches twilight new moon on the back of their seats You're there's like that it's like that one restaurant in the airport that only serves the stinkiest salads And I don't know where it is But some people do because they're bringing them on the plane This is uh, this flight is going to be on an american airline stink bullet 727

It's uh It captures and contains stink and we have installed special fans to really circulate it So if any person on the plane is eating, I don't know some some sort of uh Spiced wilted greens that smells gonna be just everywhere. It's gonna be like please enjoy nor bit on a loop for the next eight hours It's gonna smell kind of like uh, some sort of airborne nursing home. It's gonna be really great Uh, thanks for listening to our show. What's your time time check? Where you at? Time check I'm at 27 minutes and 15 seconds in three two one Mark, okay, we're good

Cool, we did it. We made it through without you shitting the bed. It really wasn't my fault this time It's audacity just gobbling up like audacity was editing me Like do you realize that I'd actually like this part isn't funny enough not not today junior not today I'm not putting this in the park. We want to say thanks again to meandis who are dedicated to offering you the most comfortable underwear If you go to meandis.com slash my brother you can get 20% off your first order Um, I will be buying another round soon until eventually my hope is to have 30 days of meandis Every day for a month. Do you do laundry once a month? No, but that is my goal to be able to just rotate through

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