My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 274: The Najimy Museum

Episode Date: October 26, 2015

This episode is the spookpocalypse. You can listen to it if you want, but we can’t be held responsible for the frights, chills and spills that come next. We will tap into fear-centers that you didn’t even know you had up in your brain. We’re the kings of Halloween, and your timid hearts are our domain. Suggested talking points: Mummyrat, Sexy Ideas, Rat-Based Economy, Celebratory Heroin, True Spook, Najimy Shedding, Failed Costumes, Don’t Touch, Penis Museum, What Babies Crave, Death Man, Megalodon Problems, Batkush

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Hello everybody, welcome to my brother my brother me, and an advice show for the mooo... My name is Justin, I'm sorry I didn't know what we were doing here. I thought we were just doing our scales. I thought we were just moaning. My name is Justin McElroy, I'm the oldest brother, and I'm the, my name is impossible to put anything spooky into.

I am like a Twitter handle, I've tried. Oh, Dustin. My hat tried. Dustin. Keep, go on, go on this little journey. Dustin, no, let me do it. Dustin Diamond. Ooh.

The scariest cast member of Dallas Page. Oh my God, Bryce Dallas Howard. I'm, I'm Travesty McElroy. Does that work? Is that something? Like Travesty? Yeah. I don't think that's a Halloween, no like Travesty.

I don't think it's especially Halloween. I'm, I'm, I'm Travis. How about Ghoul Rat? You're just doing a rebus, I think. Ghoul Rat. Finn, Finn's are, Finn's are kind of scary, right? Like it could be a shark spin. Mummy.

Roy. Dustin, I mean Mummy Roy would work for any of us, wouldn't it? Yeah. What's your name, little one? It's, I think it's Ghoul Rat, Finn, Mummy Rat. There's a second rat there. That's his witness protection identity.

Mr. Mummy Rat, here's your milk, thanks. Come inside, quick. That's not how a witness protection works, German. Now you have to live here too. I can't help you. Yeah, you know too much. You're not like in hiding. Mummy Rat, well that's kind of a weird name.

Damn it. You found me out. I gotta move again. Not again. It's a better disguise. I gotta stop witnessing murders around Halloween. They have fun there at the police department. I think a pre-game movie would be about a Dracula

that witnessed a murder on Halloween and then they put him in witness protection and he had to try to blend in in like a new neighborhood where they couldn't know that he was Dracula. Now here's my question, Justin. Is the fact that he is a Dracula completely coincidental or is it connected to the murder in some way? Like did he see a wolf man get killed?

No. That's racist Travis. You hear Dracula and you think, oh, they probably did a murder. No, no, no. I'm not saying the Dracula did the killing. I'm saying that he just witnessed another spooky character. Like he maybe saw Boo-Berry get killed.

No, no, no. This is the best part. It was a gangland mob slaying. Ooh. So now the mob is after Dracula and then at the end of the movie he's like, well, I try to blend in and play by the rules. He's got a cop partner.

I try to blend in and play by the rules but it looks like I'm gonna have to take one. Sorry, sorry. Play by the ghouls? Yeah. I'm gonna have to play. I try to play by the ghouls but now I'm gonna do this one

and he puts on a big pair of sunglasses like drag style. And then the last 15 minutes is Dracula murdering an army of mobsters. And holy shit. Oh man. Tremark, Tremark, TM, TM, TM. No, it doesn't work like that. Print out this podcast, print it out,

all of the transcript and then mail it to yourself. And I also, Justin, if I may leapfrog and add on here, I've been trying to kickstart, restart the movement of novelty Halloween songs. Let me throw out Dracking Black, right? And that's the big like epic number that plays. Oh my god, yes. And so like, you know, they used to be like surf rock

but now what if like all Halloween novelty songs were like really like hardcore rap and like really like hard rock and Daniel. How about that with this? Can I bounce this off you? Bitch, better have my mummy. Nice, nice Griffin. Is that a Griffin original?

It's nothing. It's nothing. It's not a thing. It's like a cloud. Maybe like, please hammer, don't haunt him. Is that like hardcore rap? That works too. That's about as hardcore as it gets, Justin.

You're begging for someone's life. Don't spook me. Another good one, another really, really hardcore. Tell it to quit haunting you. Really earning that explicit tag on iTunes. You can't spook this. Okay, so now you're just adding spook into. Yeah, but like the first one wasn't an MC Hammer song

so I had to like do it again. Okay, how about this? They call them second chance bits. Yeah, this is welcome to second chance bits. Listen, this one about don't spook me has got a deadline for tomorrow. Can we get a foster in here to take you to nurse this? These bits are looking for their forever home.

Can you nurse this bit back to health? It needs daily medicine for its stomach problems. Oh man. It's shedding internally. Can you nurse this bit back to health? It's gonna ruin your carpet. Let's do our spooky, spooky, spooky Halloween episode by which I mean we did not think

to ask for Halloween questions. Ooh, our spookies are unpreparedness is haunting. I have an idea. Yeah. I'm serious about this. No. Listen, why don't we ask for Halloween questions on Twitter right this second?

Save these questions for next week. Ask for Halloween questions on Twitter right this second. Answer them as they come in. Rapid fire style. I mean everybody's gonna be like what should my costume be? I guess that'll be a fine bit. Like we can talk about what the hot shit is for this year.

And put the tweet out real quick. You guys retweet it. I was working on my podcast late one night. Okay, I have tweeted that we need these questions. I'm going to answer the first one that comes in and just go ham on it. Okay, I wanna say this. I tweeted we need questions.

Hey, Jenny. Hey, Jenny. First person respond. I literally said we need Halloween questions for an MBNB and we were recording right now and you tweeted wear a shirt that says life and hand out lemons. Jenny.

I don't know. It's a Halloween costume idea. Yeah. Like that's not even a question, Jenny. No, it's barely a thought. And then Jenny immediately said, wait, you weren't asking for costume, right? Okay, Jenny.

No. Oh yeah. Open up the flow, baby. Here they come. Turn the handle. Here they come. Oh yeah, baby. Any second now.

Here we go. Timothy Johns asks, my birthday is on Halloween. So could you wish me a happy birthday? Not a, I guess technically a question more of a demand. Do we have the physical capability to do that? Yes. Next question. Next question, could we do that?

This one comes in from October name change. What's the least sexy, sexy blank costume somebody could wear? Like sexy pirate. Super sexy. No joke. Christian messaged me 37 seconds ago. What's the worst sexy costume possible?

It's about a hot topic right now. This is a hot button issue. Can I hit you guys with this? First of all, 420 finally got one. Second of all, what about just sexy dick? And you're just a big dick? Cause it's like, it's gonna be second. You're a big dick in like lingerie.

No, no. Well, yeah, maybe that is how you get the idea across. Although you'd look just silly, wouldn't you? A little bit. Like how do you sex up a dick? Like it's already the sexiest thing. You give it a really like, like ripped abs. But that's that was really defined packs.

That's not where those go though. Your, your dick don't have those. I'm just talking about a dope hog. And how do you like, I'm getting a sash that says world's sexiest dick. That's good. That's a great costume on the nose. But don't put your sexy dick on anybody's nose.

Can you be sexy Star Wars? And this one's gonna be also pretty conceptual. Because you're not talking about a star specific character, but rather the concept. I'm not talking about slave layer. I'm not talking about crotchless Han. I'm talking about sexy Star Wars. They don't talk about that when he came out of the, when he came out of the cryogen freezing.

Yeah, the carbonite that they'd frozen his crotch off. This dick was, well, no, his crotch was there, but the crotch of his pant was gone. And it was just, let's just say, I shot first during that scene. If you know what I mean. Do you think that there will be a lot of sexy Bernie Sanders out there this year?

You know there's gonna be a million sexy Bernie Sanderses. I heard that sexy pizza rat costume is already on sale. Oh, it just sold out. Oh, and it's gone. And it's stopped being funny. Damn. Just missed it. Should you eat all the good candy first

or save the best for last? That comes in from Carissa. Carissa. Is this a good idea? I don't know. We can at least milk it for a little bit. I feel like we had very, very different candy storage ideas. Yeah, what was our concept there, Travis?

What was your sort of plan? Mine was very much, I would hide it away until a mouse found it and then throw it all away. Yeah, definitely a mouse-based economy. Yeah, that was kind of the built-in expiration date of whether a corner of the bag was gone or not. Yeah. I ended up with a lot of like,

like the sprees where there's like three in a package. You know what I'm talking about? Like a paper package with three sprees and it's almost like, what am I gonna do with it? Like, is this even worth- With three sprees, yeah. Opening the thing. I would end up with like a pillowcase full of those

and just like, you can't throw it away because it's candy and you're a little kid. You can't just like get candy whenever you want to. But also at the same time, like, we're going anywhere inside me, for sure. Can I read this one? Cause it made me laugh when I read it. It's from Buick said, something like that.

They said, which cursed me with revolting rhythms? What does that mean? And how is it cured? Just take some zinc that usually knocks them, usually knocks them right out. It will take usually like two or three days for it to be fully flushed out. So, sorry.

You gotta piss a lot. James asked this, I will be gone Halloween night but I still wanna leave out candy. How can I ensure that nobody just steals the whole bowl? Not how any of this works. If I see a bowl with candy sitting on a stranger's doorstep, I'm gonna do one of two things, not touch it cause it could be an improvised explosive device.

And I don't fuck with that. And the other thing it could be is that I will take all of it. That's the other outfit. Now that I'm an adult looking back at like trigger treating and all the fears where people were like, they might put drugs in the candy. Now I'm an adult and I realized like, who's this person who just has all these extra drugs lying

around that they're gonna waste on kids? Right. Who's just like, oh yeah, I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on drugs and now I'm giving them away. That was hot. That shit was hilarious. Let's do some heroin to celebrate. Oh no.

What poor forethought on my part. You put on good heroin to those apples that we gave kids. Damn it. Well, I'm gonna go shave. Ah, damn it. I can't do that either. Ironically, as we learned from Super Sized Meat this whole time, the candy was the poison, Super Sized Meat.

I got a question from Brendan. I don't get off work till after 11 on Halloween. Is that officially too late to engage in spookery? They have a name for that, Brendan, and it is Vandals. Like you were a hula good at that point. Yeah, I have another name for that. It is November. Well, no, as long as you do something spooky before 11, 59,

and 59 seconds, you're good. But then. It's basically, we're talking about a spooky purge. All my favorite romantic comedies revolve around like a guy just trying to find a girl that he can spook before midnight. Just gotta find somebody really sneak up behind him and give him a good scare. Well, he was cursed and he was told if he didn't spook

by midnight, spook true love, true spook. He would die. It is true. It is true. It happened. That's not a movie. That's real life. It was called True Spook, that event in real life.

Again, it wasn't a movie. It was a real event that we all refer to as true spook. You remember, I read about it on Snopes. How do I make, this is from Dr. G. How do I make glasses work with my costume? I don't have contacts. You gotta play through the pain, baby. I know how this works because I have a beard

and as a bearded man, you either have the option to like choose a costume that is spectacled or you are Wolverine but with glasses. You know what I mean? You're Dumbledore but with glasses. You're nerdy Wolverine. You know, I'm just Travis. I'm gonna Wolverine thing.

But like everybody's got these things, like unless you're like a super like hot guy or girl, you were probably like every Halloween costume I think of like, am I gonna go as Wolverine? No, I'm gonna go as Husky Wolverine. What I wanna go is like a Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. No, I'm gonna go as Husky Frankenfurter.

Like you gotta, people will have to know that it's just for laughs. You know, in the end, in the end, this is all for fun. It's not though, it's serious. It's serious. I met a couple of my neighbors last night and they invited a few of us to their Halloween party and like last night was the first time I met them

and this will be the second time I see them and they, I imagine they're gonna go hard. I don't know how hard they're gonna be and it's very stressful, this idea of costume like competition. The original plan is we're going to a drive-in and we're gonna go see Hocus Pocus. Drive-in, you don't need a good costume with a drive-in. But now it's,

Unless you want to cosplay as one of the sisters, Hocus or, Yeah, I mean, check, check my, Do you mean the Sanderson sisters? Check my Najimi out. Check my Najimi out. I said, hey, everybody come around. Check my Najimi out.

Yeah, I didn't think I'd get a lot of use for this full body to a Jimmy costume, but it is really paid off. I used it for that banger robbery and then I haven't touched it since. She was so nice when she did the full nude cast for me. So patient, it took me two or three tries. She's a wonderful actress.

She, she genuinely is a wonderful actress and she can stand very still for long periods of time, which is very important. She can play a nun, she can play a witch. She is transformative. The weird thing about it is that after she lost some weight, she was nice enough to come back and take the cast.

Oh, she's done several, several casts for me. Am I nice enough to come back and take another cast? I mean, she was kind of insistent. Yeah, yeah. Like she didn't want me running around without the- Hey Griffin, this is- She said, peak Najimi.

Yo Jay, this is your girl Najimster and I just want to let you know, I dropped a few LBs and I'm going to swing by tomorrow around three, I hope that works. Get the plaster ready. And I'm all shaved, all ready to go. And let's get this party started. Najimi out.

After the holidays, like after the Christmas Eve and she put it back on like five or six pounds, she wanted to do it again. At five pounds, right, a five pound differential. She's like, let's get this bad boy going. Heat up the clay. Heat up the clay. I have so many, like just,

it just looks like I've skinned several different forms of Najimi's. Like Najimi comes to my house, maybe it's like especially warm and that's where she's decided to do her annual molting. Mm-hmm. It's a real horror show. What Halloween costumes did you have high hopes for

that turned out terrible? That's from Jake. Oh, we don't have these. I, well, last year Rachel and I did Bob and Linda Belcher. I started Travis and Theresa and started off from Brabari and Liz and I don't know how it worked for you guys but nobody recognized us outside of a single trio of friends

we ran into at a bar who dressed up like Bob and Linda and there was Jean there just up his B-squatch. Nash, it was dope. But otherwise nobody, like I was on a bad streak there of putting a lot of effort in costumes and getting absolutely no recognition which is why we do it. I showed up one year to a party

and did some bar hopping as a contestant from Legends of the Hidden Temple and I like bought a blueberry kudas shirt and I had like the gold helmet and the knee pads and everything. Fucking nobody, nobody, zero buddies. Most of mine really work. I'm pretty good at this whole Halloween costume.

But you can be good at putting together a costume and still not have anybody know who the fuck you are. Mine's the worst in the world. My two cheapest and best costumes that I've ever like succeeded with people going, oh my God, I get Dexter like in the height of the TV show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That went slimy. Before it got shitty. And it cost like zero money. And then I did Doug. You just murdered some people. Yeah. And I did Quail Man and it only took me ruining a green sweater.

In my mid teens, I saw the indie film Sixth String Samurai had a guy who looked like Buddy Holly traveling around a wasteland with a sword and a guitar on his back. And I thought, man, that is a cool movie. So for Halloween that year, I dressed as well Husky Sixth String Samurai

and just ended up being, I didn't have a guitar at the time. So I was just a guy in a black suit with a sword on his back. Well then you're just Samurai Buddy Holly. Not that anybody would have gotten it like the other way. Oh, I know that one.

Kind of our style. So I'm into it. Indie smash. Yeah, costumes are a real nightmare. I have no idea what I'm gonna be this year. One year, my best one was I went online and I bought a plum bob that lit up like from the Sims and just put that on my head.

I'm a Sim. Fuck you. I don't, I actually think this may be the first year that I don't do anything. Like I don't have any Halloween plans right now. I don't have anything on the books. I may,

this may be adult first, like just a handout candy and do nothing. Let me look around my office right now. I'm gonna start listing off things. This will be fun. I'm gonna start listing off shit. I have my office and you can tell me what I can do with it, okay?

Okay. I've got some foam baffling here. Okay. I've got a fake potted plant, it looks like. I've got a green chalice that dad got me for my birthday. It has kind of a fantasy theme. I've got a DJ hero turntable. Got a DJ foam plant cup man.

That didn't work. Nope. That wasn't a good, you know what the worst part about that was it was both a bad costume and a bad bit. I would have been happy if either one had banned out. I would have been thrilled. I'm looking at some tweets right now about Benghazi.

Is there something there? Here you go, it's Ben Gazi. And I just covered myself with gauze. Yeah. Is there a name tag that says Ben? Yeah. That's pretty good. I got a question from,

I'm just picking one at random here. You know what there's a lot of questions about? Candy corn. A lot of people are really down on candy corn. I guess I just need to touch in with you guys about candy corn. What's your, what are your feelings on it? Me personally, I don't think it's as bad

as everybody makes it out to be. You know, sometimes it's got a satisfying chew and it's got a waxy quality that I kind of like. I kind of feel like I'm punishing myself when I eat it. And I guess I really like it. I think it's a real chore. You ever think of, what do you think is a chore about it, Travis?

Just like biting off the little segments and see if they have different flavors they don't. I did, Justin. And then I became a man and put away such childish things. Now I only eat food for sustenance to live, to live. And it's, candy corn is like eating sugary candles. And I don't have time for that shit.

I eat, I eat my soylent and then I'm back out there, working for money. None of this is true, right? Grinding. I'm just, I'm out there grinding every day so that one day I can retire and pass it on to my kids. I don't have time to eat sugary candles. Yeah.

But I do actually enjoy candy corn. Yeah, I think they're all right. I like to pumpkin and chocolate variants. I would like to make my own, and Brown taught me how to and I've just never done it. Seems like something you don't need to know. I mean, it's never gonna go off in a job interview if that's what you mean.

Right, you're wasting your time. Which MB&B classic goop would make the best costume? And that's from the Davenporter. Finally, something I care about, classic bits. I feel like this is dying out a little bit. I feel like maybe we need to pivot back to our regular. Oh, it's too late now, Griffin, we're too deep in it. I can't, I can't see the beginning.

We just gotta work towards the other end. If a trigger-tutor asks for gluten-free and or peanut-free, can I slam the door on them? That's from Zach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, peanut allergies. Those aren't a thing. Zach, what? Well, they're still little, they'll bounce back from it.

They just have to eat through it and come out the other end. Okay, now wait a minute, but okay, but, but, you don't get, you don't get to order. Like you're not placing an order for Halloween candy. I'll have the asparagus and salmon. That sounds great, thank you. Oh, I'll wait here.

I'll wait here. I'll wait here, go prepare it. And could I get a glass, hold the ice of still water? Thank you. Still water, please, not spur. Excellent. This is from John. What's the protocol on touching trigger-sheeters

as part of my content? Not. Slash gimmick. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the most important advice we're gonna give. Don't do this thing. Don't do any of this thing. Can we, okay, no, no, this is the question.

What costume could this person possibly be wearing? We're touching a trick-or-treater. Is like, you just won't get what the costume is unless they are touching a trick-or-treater. What's the character from Babes in Toyland? They're like Cassie's kids in a giant knight? Kid Gitter. Kid Gitter.

What about Child Spider? And it's a spider for children. Oh, you're a spider? No, no, no, watch. No, look, do you get it now? Oh, you're a Child Spider. Some sort of Child Spider, I'm guessing? Yeah, you got it.

Maybe you got it, you got it. Maybe you got it, you got it. You have to keep redirecting the idiot kids towards the buckets in the grand prize game. Like no dip, shit, it's over there. You were so far off. I hate you. Do people still do that where like,

you have to like go through it? The grand prize game on Bozo's Super Sunday show? They do not. No, I mean like a spooky haunted porch thing to get to that can't like walk through these plastic bags and then you can have the candy and it's like, man, listen, this is a simple one in one out transaction. I say trick or treat, you hand me the candy.

I say thank you, I leave the porch. I leave the porch. Jonathan's monster tweeted, what's the worst Halloween costume related Goof slash disaster you've had? Oh, had, I thought I said heard because if it was heard, I was gonna say that last question.

There's a question here from Ergant Wanderer who says, my friends are celebrating Halloween as couples. They're all in relationships and want me to go, should I? I'm single. Amster is absolutely yes. Gotta get out there. Wait, hold on. Gotta get out there.

What do you mean they're celebrating as cut? Like they're just going to get together in a circle as couples and be like, nice. Like are they going to a party? Are they going to a scary movie? What do you mean? They're probably just going together like to trick or treat together as couples

because you get twice the candy. As adult couples holding giant bags. We're adult couples so we could carry all the candy we're hauling tonight. High five. You don't even have to go back and switch out bags or nothing. I love being married

and I love having a significant other in my life. The only thing that it has made harder is the costume thing. Because it's like, there's a lot of things that I come up with are like, oh, that would be a killer costume for me because it has to be the right fit. You know, it has to be something you can live with

but a lot of times it's like really dynamic guy and then so I'll just be in a dress or something. Or the reverse, right? If she dresses as Buffy and I'm gonna dress as like, what, Xander? I'm gonna wear a Hawaiian shirt? Like that's just too bad. I don't have that problem

because Theresa has been Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz since she was like six for every Halloween. That's easy. So she has a costume in storage, Halloween comes, it's Dorothy time. She puts it away for next year. God, I wish I thought to do that. Yeah.

Fuck, I wish I thought to do that. It's just established. Like it's not weird, it's just the thing that she does. If I try to do that in a couple, like I'm an oddball, but if I've been doing it for years, it's like my thing. Yeah. Oh, I wish, God, that's smart.

It's genius. I wanna talk about the question that we addressed for a moment of Jonathan's monster about the worst Halloween costume related goof slash disaster you've had. Cause I don't know if I've ever talked about this on the show, but the year I lived in Chicago, me and my roommates like went around the town

and we went to a couple of parties and did it up Chicago style baby deep dish. Only I put off getting a Halloween costume until the day of. And so I went to the Halloween supply store next to the Trader Joe's in Roscoe Village and I rolled up there and it was pretty barren. And the only thing I could find that I enjoyed

was the costume from Kickass. They hit movie Kickass in comic book, Kickass. So I bought it, but they didn't have my size. They only had a size smaller than I wore. I was like, oh, that's probably okay. That costume is spandex. And it was basically, it was basically what it was. So it kind of like turned my whole body

into like some sort of dick museum. Like I was so proud. That was like the little lights highlighting it and the glass. And like a little placard like donated by Griffin. And it basically was just like, hey guys, how's it going? Nice to meet you.

I'm real uncomfortable and I'm very cold. And yeah, thanks for asking. That is my day. So I went to a party, the first party we went to and I checked out the situation. And everyone checked out your situation. Yeah, it was a bad situation. So fortunately I reached into the backpack

that I had the foresight to bring in case that I did not feel confident enough to pull this bold look off. I went in their bathroom and I put jeans on underneath the costume and then I just looked like a weirdly dumpy-legged kickass. It was bad. Bad beat, Griffin.

It was a bad beat. It was a bad beat and a bad year and the costume cost me like $60. Last year, Theresa and I worked in a haunted house that was in a very rich family's garage. This is this company that like basically comes in and they throw big Halloween parties and they build like really, let's say,

you know, thrown together haunted houses in people's garages and Theresa and I were scaring in it and an eight-year-old ballerina walked out to me, I jumped out, ooh, she looked at me, looked at me and reached up and smacked me real hard in the face. Fuck yeah. And then I had to like go out to my boss and complain about the eight-year-old ballerina

that hit me in the face and how I didn't want to do it anymore. Is it because you didn't scare her good enough? No, well, it was like her eighth time through. I think, you know, she'd seen it, she'd been around, she knows how, where the scares are. I love that punk shit, that's dope. I mean, don't hit.

Obviously, that's like rule number one for me, just like in life, guys, if you listen, seriously, don't hit. But that shit rules. Well, it's already demoralizing enough to be the person scaring in a haunted house because it's just like, you like have, it's not, I don't know what type of person does it and feels rewarded, though I imagine there are those people.

But I do it and I'm just like, ugh, I know. Like best case scenario, I just scared the shit out of someone. Worst case scenario, I jumped out and went, ooh, and they just looked at me and walked past. Like there's not a good feeling that can occur. Unless you scare someone and they go, oh, thank you, thank you for that, I feel alive for the first time.

Wonderful spooking. That was real top notch spooking, only now do I appreciate the things in life that have been empty to me before now. Thank you, you've made me realize how precious this thing we call life is. I can now love, great. I can love for the first time.

I must go talk to my ex-wife. Sydney won't let me put up any spooky decorations, like anything that looks really scary. Like I found a hand that I wanted that had a sign in its hand that's like, here's your sign. Ha ha ha ha. It says Bill Ingval zombie, zombie Bill Ingval. Kill Ingval, it was called.

And it- Oh God, you've just triggered me. You've said my, you've said my code phrase. I must go. Wait, do what you want? No, I must go, there's no leaving. I'm putting the rifle together as we speak, goodbye. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is important.

What is it that in the context of this that you're going to go do that you have to go do? And he just hung up. I think he's gone. It's too late now. It would be very unfortunate if the trigger phrase for him to kill Bill Ingval was kill Ingval. Little on the nose, little on the nose.

Little bit on the nose actually. Man, Sherry and candidate two is not very good. No, no, the code word was like, you just had to work assassinate the president into a sentence and then if they heard it, watch out buddy, cause then they were going to do that. She's still off her. Yeah, I think he's probably still going

and then do a nice thing. Justin. Yeah. Are you going to, are you gonna take Charlie Trick or Treating this year? You know, I've actually been thinking about that scraps cause I don't know. Last year we sat on the porch and handed out candy.

That was fun. But I don't know if it's like, I don't want to be the people with houses are thinking or just trying to run a scam for free candy. Like we don't know where to buy candy at. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't want to be that guy.

I feel like she's like, oh, how'd it go? I don't, I can't, what are you talking about? We're talking right now about taking baby Charlie Trick or Treating. Yeah, whether or not I could take Charlie Trick. Like I think it'd be fun to just go. I don't have one of those UNICEF boxes.

So maybe I could tell people I'm collecting for UNICEF and just have like a bucket or like a Kroger bag. I don't think she's going to get a lot out of it. No. Really, I was going to say she seemed, she's like pretty on the ball for like what, one in three months. Well, Griffin, if you could tell me

what she would get a lot out of so I can leave my fucking house and not feel guilty about it. That would be fantastic. Do you want a list of like 10 things? I can hook you up. Like a raffy conch. I know, I got what babies craze.

Griffin was doing a lot of market research. I'm going to tell you about some shit. Dr. Spock hit me. All right, a big, old, shiny balloon. Nice. That's one. That's one and you can't, you thought I couldn't even produce one, huh?

What a surprise that must be. She likes beards. No, that's too hard to get. Your hands are a real good one. A bowl of fake beards. A bowl of fake beards is bad. This is a choking hazard. You got to think about non choking hazards.

Let me hit you with this. Goldfish crackers. Hey, this has been our Halloween super special. We're going to cut it off here. Thanks for all the questions. It's time to go to the money's. That's weird. I like this is this episode reminds me of those boxes

and nerds you used to get that had two flavors in them. Yeah, this is what if we did that? We spent a lot of time doing like my brother, my brother, me and the adventure zone. What if we just did one episode and we called it the adventure brothers? Well, that's too close to the other thing in that shit. Me undies is your place for getting things on you

underneath the things that people see. Underpants so comfortable, it's spooky. It's terrifying. You, like literally, you will be scared to underpants death. It feels like I'm wearing some sort of ghostly shroud. It feels like a mummy gently cupping my testicles. All right. They make them while they're comfortable underwear.

Did you guys get lounge pants or is it just me and Sid? No, stop bragging about your fucking lounge pants. Yeah, they're great. Hachi, Machi, maybe if everybody tweeted at me undies and said, we love your product, we buy a lot of it if you'll send Travis and Griffin some lounge pants. Hold on, lounge pants hostage. Yeah, emotional hostage.

Justin, when you wear the lounge pants, what kind of classic universal monster does it feel like it's cupping your genitals and or bunny? It feels like they all decided to put aside their differences. And I think that this is one thing for once to do something together like they always said this in college. Get out of here, creature from the black lagoon. I want dry testicles.

They are right now, they're 20% off your first order when you go to meundies.com slash my brother. And if you don't love them, your first pair is free. Thanks for asking what Halloween monster it feels like it's cupping my testicles, both of you, Griffin. You don't have the lounge pants. Well, I have regular underwear. Griffin, when you wear your meundies men's briefs,

what does it feel like it's cupping your testicles and or buttocks? It feels like the classic Halloween monster, Deathman. What? You guys know about Deathman, right? Remind me? Tell me about Deathman. He's very, oh my god, he's scary. Imagine if you will the green skin of a Frankenstein.

Sharp teeth of a wolf man, but two of the sharp teeth are longer, like a Dracula. OK. And then he does have some bandages, but those are just covering wounds. They're not like his clothes. He has other regular clothes on. And if you see him, it's too late.

Once you see him, you've initiated the bond. Is he sexy? He can be. Depends on what you're into, huh? I can't tell. And also, it depends on what he's wearing and how he's done his hair and if he's been taking care of himself.

You can't discount confidence. That's so insane. Right now, I'm wearing like a shitty polo right now on some old jeans because I need to do laundry as soon as we're done. Like, I'm a little greasy because my fans turned off and they're like, I'm not sexy right now. Can I get a sexy shirt?

And the same is true of Deathman. I didn't mean to pass it as just a blanket statement. Does he have the capacity to appear sexy when he feels like it? Everyone does. Everyone does. You know what, is that such a good point, Griffin? Yeah. What does he do to teens if he kept some of your male sex?

Well, I told you, well, you see him, he forms the bond. Once the bond is formed, it's unbroken until one of the two of you dies or until Thursday rolls around. On Thursday, it resets. Thursday next or like, because it is like the following Thursday? It's the shitty thing, right, Trav? If you get bonded on Thursday, you've got to wait

until the next Thursday. Oh, that sucks. That's the worst part. Wednesday night, like you can probably write it out. You get and there's this death man like knock on the door, which is just like a regular knock. There's a lot of whaling. Then you can open it because like you do only have like a few

hours, you're going to have to deal with this fucking guy. But do it before it turns midnight or like it's the whole thing. But watch out if he touches you. Don't let him touch. Don't let him touch you if he touches you. Oh, boy, you are in for it. Like what? What happens?

Don't leave me suspense. Well, you're going to start getting thinner. Wait, like like unsettlingly thinner, like the movie thinner? No, not that fast, but you are going to lose a little bit of weight. But then after. But then like. I'm into it so far. After the recycle, you're going to regain that weight.

You're going to be back to the normal weight that you were. So frustrating. It's really very, very frustrating because you just went out and bought those new pants for yourself that you liked so much. Guess what? You got to return those. And while you're on your way back to the gap to return those pants, you get hit by a truck and die.

Oh, no. What a twist. That's how death man gets you. One of the interesting things about death man is that I thought when you said his name, which I recall correctly is death man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like his touch would like kill you, like it would kill you to touch him. It does.

But like it's very indirect. It's very like final destination stuff. It is. If the final destination of every death in the movie was like. To a doctor. Guys, we got to stop returning these pants just to eat the loss. OK. No, I thought you said we were heading home.

Oh, yeah, I just remember we had to return the jeans at the gap. No. They're going to give you cash to give you store credit. Yeah, that's as good as cash, idiot. Anyway, that was a good bit. And the next middle seedling gets something good out of this. I want to tell you guys about. Oh, shit, I've been waiting to talk about Blue Apron.

Blue Apron is this meal delivery service for less than $10 a meal. Blue Apron sends you fresh ingredients, perfectly proportioned, making cooking healthy meals really easy and fun. Each balanced meal is 500 to 700 calories per serving. You can get stuff like spicy Korean chicken wings, brie and pear grilled cheese sandwiches, catfish, pecata and fresh fettuccine. It's amazing. And I have to say I am a Blue Apron subscriber.

I don't remember if I was last time we advertised with them and it has no fucking kidding, guys. It has changed the game, right? It has changed the game, right? I like I love cooking, but I'm not the kind of person that goes out and buys like ingredients to cook specific meals. I just buy like the same shit every time I go to the grocery store. And they they like they've changed the game.

Like I've cooked stuff that I didn't even know existed. I've cooked like like weird grains that I don't even know the name of now, but like are delicious. And I cooked them. I guess there's there's the spice pork chops. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We got those spice pork chops. That was the best. Yeah, that's law with hops in them.

Oh, yeah, there's like an Oktoberfest like meal. There it's it's really amazing. It's changed the chicken. This is the price chicken. Yeah, our spice chicken is really good. There was like some sort of like a shrimp, like a low boil thing that I did this week. Like it's it's it's really, really good food.

It's really healthy and I'm cooking more than I've ever cooked in my life. And I'm like getting better at cooking. And like it is all around like the best thing I have done. And not only that, but this is a new thing that I noticed. Just from being a customer that they've started to offer more and more like child friendly options, not that anything they had before. I thought was like a child would hate this. But you know, maybe you got a little bit more of a picky eater.

You want something that's a little they have that now. Yeah. Like they're doing it. They're covering it. They're doing it all. I could go on and on and on and on. And we will. And we will. Here we go. One time I made ramen. It was it was crazy. Anyway, the lobster roll. Yeah. And OK, we got to stop.

You can check out this week's menu and you can get your first two meals free. If you go to BlueApron.com slash my brother. Seriously, let's change the game. It's real good stuff. This next. I don't regret it. This next message is for future jazz and the message is from past jazz. So it didn't ship. Did it? We both knew that was a possibility.

You did everything in your power to make it happen. Cheer up. Just remember it's on them. So rock out and remember the only thing you can control is if your job is done on time. What do you think this is? Probably organ transplant stuff. Oh, my God. High six. Yeah. Listen, I don't. Jazz don't play.

I thought maybe it was Jace, like short for Jason. Well, that's that's because you don't know jazz, right? I think maybe Jace. It's not. It's jazz. Short for Jasmine. OK, maybe jazz is like a game developer who like their game didn't ship on time. That would be a hell of a thing. What if it's? Oh, what if it's about taxes?

And what does that mean? Like she like she didn't send the jazz didn't send like the taxes in on time. And now the government is hunting jazz across this great land of ours. And the irony is, is that as jazz uses like our highway system and goes to the national parks to hide, like jazz is using all of the things that jazz's taxes aren't paying for as it's on you. How ironic. Here's another message.

It's for Swamp Master Sebastian and it's from Turbo Lady. Holy shit, this is great so far. Turbo Lady says to Swamp Master Sebastian. Happy birthday, boo. I think it's happy birthday. Boo. Happy birthday. My ghost, since I couldn't find you a real life telekinetic salamander with a disembodied voice of Jeff Bridges,

we're both of them on Pei Odie when this message was written. Or just us. And just us. Am I on Pei Odie right now? And are we recording? Oh, my God, this isn't a mic. It's a snake. I've been talking to a conch shell this whole time. Oh, my God. Because I couldn't find you a real life telekinetic salamander

with a disembodied voice of Jeff Bridges. I got you something just as spectacular. A birthday message from the brothers. I hope your 39th year is even better than the last 38. Here's to a lifetime of adventures, disasters and mabimbam fueled road trips. Love, your lady. And also, love your lady.

Yeah. It's important when you're just like neck deep in a Pei Odie favorite dream. And you're just like following the spirit veins of the world back to the center of it all. It's real important that you have a good lover by yourself. And the sweat lodge might as well sweat lodge for two. You know what I mean? Don't just build that sweat lodge for one.

No, make it big when you're in the black lodge and you're Audrey looking for Agent Cooper. You find him when you're staying at Great Wolf Lodge and you're in the water park, get passes for two. You know what I mean? Like maybe it's just cheaper if you just get passes for one and you're doing magic quests and stuff. But like, why not get two wands

and then you and your lady can both do magic quest? That's a great that's a great. As opposed to just making her wait in the car. That's really fucked up. And maybe the first time because you want to scout it out yourself before like you because what if it's fun, you know, all the best and you want to know all the good spells are. Yeah. But I mean, don't like no more than a half hour tops.

Like then then go get her and be like, it's safe. Come on in. It's safe. There's no there's no mummies or death men. Death man's not here now. So you're safe. I took care of him. He did touch me. We have to keep these pants. Death man doesn't. Here's here's one thing.

Death man doesn't have any money. How's he even going to get in a great wolf lodge? Well, you can just walk in. You're safe there. You're safe at other places. You're safe movie theaters in the theater. He's not going to go in there. He doesn't have any money. Not since the divorce.

Not since the divorce. It was really, really hard on death man. He's had a tough time. You know, he was married to Dracula. Whoa, whoa, really? Yeah. And so I think that there's maybe like a little bit of chip on his shoulder. Mm-hmm.

Because everybody knows Dracula. Mm-hmm. I'm Biz. And I'm Teresa. And we host One Bad Mother, a comedy podcast about parenting. We say all the horrible things about having kids, so you don't have to. And you can come across as the magical vessel, Pinterest perfect parent society wants you to be.

One Bad Mother, because this is hard and nobody gives a sh**. Check us out on iTunes and MaximumFun.org. I want to make a point. We said we're going to split this episode in 20. Right now, there would be absolutely nothing crazier than an episode of this program. I think 10 minutes left. 15 minutes of Halloween content and 10 minutes of non-Halloween content.

I guess for non-observers to try to make it like a pan-religious thing. Oh, don't worry. We have a non-Halloween option. That's just it's weird. It's weird. It's just way to the back. Can I change a Yahoo to be Halloween themed? Oh, this one's about fear.

Perfect. How about this? This one is sent in by Zoe Kinski. Thank you, Zoe. Climb in that ladder. It's by a Yahoo Answers user, Anonymous. They ask. Charm.

Jarmal. Jarmush. Jarmush asks, silly irrational fears and how to overcome them. I can't remember when I first found out about this fear, but it feels like I've been suffering from it for years. It was rational. It would be OK, but it's far from rational. Basically, I'm absolutely terrified to serve slash repulsed

by the extinct shark called Megalodon. Nope, not great whites or any living shark. Just a long dead fish. It wasn't a huge problem as I could avoid seeing, hearing anything about the creature pretty easily. That is, until I went to South Carolina and there was a skeleton recast there. And that was enough to get me to weeping.

My friends, even after explaining to them, found this hilarious and have since been sending me funny Megalodon pictures. Anyway, they can, despite it, frightening the hell out of me. They say it's a stupid fear and I need to grow up. And I know they are right, but that doesn't stop the hysterics that panic the tears of the nightmares. How can I overcome this? I feel like the more exposure I get to the extinct animal,

the more hypersensitive I become. OK. The fact that you encountered a Megalodon, even though you know you have a paralyzing fear of Megalodons, is insane. Do you know how easy it is to avoid Megalodon-related content? Just check on Yelp and look where it says Megalodon statue, yes or no?

Yes or no? And then if it says yes, just don't go there. Don't go there. And also, can I say, real gold star friends, when they see you weeping at the site and they're like, let's send her some photos. Looks like you found a glowing weak point. It's this giant old-ass fish.

Wow. Guys, if I saw somebody weeping at the skeleton of a Megalodon, I would laugh like a misinformed racist man at a Don Rickles show. Yes. I would not. The only way you can turn that is like somebody comes up to you and you're like, are you crying? You go, yeah, I'm just sad.

They're all gone. Such a sad story. Beautiful, beautiful, great monstrous. These are beautiful creatures. This beautiful, beautiful, lovecraftian hell monster. Oh, if only, I just wonder what it would have been like if I could have met them while they were alive. Can I devil's advocate here real quick?

I fucking get it. Imagine being a caveman person or something and you're swimming in the ocean having a beach party. And you see one of those things. As soon as you see one of those things, you're done. Their mouths are so big. I just want to jump in and say that Caveman Beach Party USA is already copyrighted by my brother.

Copyrighted, mailed it to myself. Deathman, Caveman Beach Party, and the other thing that we said we were going to copyright, Dracula Cop. All definitely, definitely copyrighted. Bightless protection program is probably what it is. Oh, nice. That was fucking good. Under the cover of Night.

What? Did you hear when I said Bightless Protection? No, no, I'm giving you a tagline. That's the tagline. Undercover of Night is the tagline. Well, you guys did the title and the tagline. So I guess I'll just do the whole script. The tagline is he's wearing a cape behind the drapes.

Bightless protection program. Colin. Colin. Undercover of Night. He's like peeking through the drapes. Oh, and his partner's name is Knight with a K. This is a good movie. Yes.

Can we get a plot line in there about how he's recently divorced from Deathman and how it's hard on him? Yes, we can, Gryffindor crossover hit of the summer. And also Deadpool is there. Yeah, is Megalodon, they were just king shit of fucking mountain, huh? Like I'm trying to imagine like, No way he's gonna step to him.

Like we're at the top of the food chain, right? But a shark will still eat our ass. Cause if we get careless for like a second. Well, if we do, if we do anything seal like. Right. Nothing can eat a Megalodon. Except a bigger Megalodon. Okay, but still a Megalodon.

Super Megalodon. Were they just on top of shit? Were they just sort of rule? How did they go extinct? That's the ultimate carelessness. They just became whales. Well, I don't think that's just sort of scientifically sound. I think the more logical thing is that they thought

it was so sweet when they ate stuff that, cause it was that they ate too much stuff or stuff to eat. You know what I mean? They creosoded. Yeah. What? They got the Megalobites. Sure.

Sure. Hi, I'm Kilford Brimley. Fuck it. Oh wait, what about Krillford Brimley? That's pretty good. Krillford Brimley, let me try again. Hi, I'm Krillford Brimley. Oh fuck.

That's good. It's real good. Can I do another Yahoo! Since I didn't get to do any of the whole show? As long as it's like spooky. Yeah, it's spooky. Bats are pretty spooky, right? Yeah.

Yeah, it's good. Okay, this one is sent in by Game Recognized, Game Rachel Sperling. Thank you, Rachel. It's by Yahoo! Answers user, Mothergreen, who asks, What would Batman think of marijuana? Would he look down on people who use it?

This is like a random question that popped in my head. Also, I'm boo-ward. Nice. That's good. Like, what would he think of people with anxiety using it or any other medical condition? That's a really interesting twist there. Cause at first you hear the question, you're like,

I don't know if he likes to party or not. This is a tough question. But then he adds another layer of, what if you needed it? What if it was medical herb? Riddle me this, Batman. What do you think of that dank herb? But for medical use.

I think it all depends on what else you're doing. That's a good answer, Batman. Marijuana seems like a low-hanging fruit. But if the penguin's like, I wear this, this monocle for my glaucoma. Like, and he also smokes pot. I think he's gonna try to bust it no matter what. Oh, I thought you would.

He will probably add it to the list of charges. Oh, I see, I see what you're saying. If he runs into the penguin and he's smoking a big fat old kush rod, and he slaps it and he's like, what the fuck? We're in Portland. It's totally, he's like,

no, it's for the robberies. Oh, okay, good point. I did do those. Do you wanna just like chill for a while before we go, though? I don't think I can handle prison right now. I kinda melt it back into the riddler there, though. A little bit there, as such.

Which Batman villain would you, okay, listen, listen, listen. For once, which Batman villain would you most wanna get high with? Poison Ivy. Nice. Oh my God, Travis got it in one. The kush that she grew would be super fun.

You're running a little low on that sweet air, but allow me grow powers. I don't know what she's like. Do all Batman villains have the same voice in our universe? Oh, listen, it's me, Harvey Dent. I'm that black mask fellow. What's his name? I'm Clayface.

Did you hear the news? Let's get sticky. It's me, Mr. Freeze. I've gone from Mr. Freeze to Mr. Chill. Cause of the weave. I bet he could hot box in the helmet. Well, Bane's got it just flowing. He's just got like an extract.

Bones just got, a bone is his name. Bones just got that shit, that THC juice. Hey, hey guys, guys. What if he was called Manbat? You know, it'd be the worst fucking Mad Hatter. Can you chill? You know, it'd be even worse, Scarecrow. Did you guys hear any cops?

A fuck off, Scarecrow. That's not funny. Freakin' me out. Hate you, Scarecrow. Calendar man's just like, hey guys, guess what day it is? Are you about to say April 20th? Yeah, how did you guess?

Yeah, how did you guess I was gonna say April 20th? We're dodging the question, would Batman be down with it? And the problem is, is you give it to a cat woman, she just bats it around, you know what I mean? It goes crazy. Okay. Would Batman be into it or not? You know what?

If he's studied, I bet, I bet he's down. I bet he's down. Okay, but he's down. You're gonna have to give me something more than that. I'm just saying that he's studied with Razagul, right? Right? No, that fool likes to party. That's what I'm saying.

You're telling me that when he was hanging out like in a Tibetan monastery thing, that he wasn't also like, and now we must enter a meditative state. Plus baths, you know what I mean? Like, I'm just saying that I think Batman's down. What happens in most monasteries? Yeah, Trav, that's how they do it.

But I bet that he would get really mad if he caught Robyn doing it. Like really, you know, kind of a hypocritical kind of thing. Alfred, quick, I need GPS coordinates on Franklin factories. Okay, hold on, hold up. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Where is my iPhone?

Can you slow down and spell that for me, my dude? Hey Siri, where's the Franklin factory? Let me find that for you, Bongmaster 5000. Oh, hold up, I did that as a joke. Oh, fucking Steve Jobs, right? Okay, hold on. Yes, play a good prank on me. Alfred, I'm good.

Oh, not again. Ah, damn. So this has been my brother, my brother, and me. It's an advice show for the modern era. Fuck, this episode was scary. Yeah, very scary, very creepy episode of our show. Hey, let's keep this fun of this holiday spirit going, huh? Yeah.

You wanna tell the people good news? Good news. Let me pour you all a glass of good news, hold on. How many glass of good news? Did you see the person who made, somebody made ginger beer, and they were looking for a name for their brand of ginger beer,

and they call it good news. Nice. That's tight. Yeah, cindray, it looks like this gentleman's name is, but my Anglo Saxon tongue probably stumble. Butchered that. Yeah, tell them the good news. Good news is, candlelight 2015, it is happening.

Tell them when and where. December 21st. That's on Monday. That's on Monday at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena. Monday, Monday, Monday. We sold out the arena. All right, sorry. We did not sell it out, I should point out,

all the tickets are still available. Still available. This good news is, we're doing it on a Monday, so everything in Heinz will be open, on last time when everything was closed, so everything will be open. It's December 21st, 8 p.m. The plan is right now to put tickets on sale on Friday,

but you can check out our Twitter account, or which is mbmbm, or Facebook, whatever, to find out. I do not. As soon as we have details, we'll get you a link and everything. I do not anticipate that it will sell out as quickly as our New York show sold out, and some of our Pacific Northwest shows sold out,

so I guess you have a little time. It won't require the frantic. But there's no telling, sometimes. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. But it's gonna be real fun. It's gonna be a holiday treat. It's at a different venue from last year, so I know it's gonna be some sound issues.

So you'll be able to hear our human voices? Yeah, you'll be able to hear us talk. Sawbones will be doing a show there. Maybe some other special guests, it's hard to say. I feel like you should tell them what the other special guest is gonna be. I feel like you should throw your fucking hat over the fence. Well, I haven't checked yet.

I'm not sure. I haven't checked with the special guests yet. Okay. See if they can do it. Get that hat ready to throw it. Yeah, I will. So that's gonna be, we don't have ticket details yet, like I said, but they'll be on Twitter and Facebook and stuff.

Plan is loosely this Friday to go on sale, but if you're gonna be traveling through the area, or you wanna come, it's fun. It's in our hometown. We can tell you some cool places to go. We had a blast last year. It was like one of the dumbest nights of my entire life. It was great.

It was really, really stupid. And it's gonna pop off again this year. It's gonna be bigger and better than ever. Candle night. Candle night, check it out. 2015. It's a pan-religious, pan-sexual, personal, pan-holiday for you, the people, and we want you to come celebrate it with us.

We love you. It's gonna be okay. Thanks to John Roderick in the Long Winters who used for a theme song instead of Parture off the album, Putting the Days to Bed. It's gonna make a great Halloween gift. Put it on at your Halloween parties. There's probably some spooky undertones there. Maybe, I don't know.

And also go listen to the other maximum fun shows. We got other shows we do, like The Adventure Zone. We got Sawbones, that Justin does, with his wife, Sydney, who's a doctor. It's a very funny, very informative, very wonderful show. We got Bunker Buddies. Travis does with his buddy, Andy. Travis kind of produces kind of guests

on Can I Pet Your Dog? And then there's other shows that we don't do. Did I forget? We have so many fucking irons in the fire. Did I forget? Any more projects on them? I also produced Baby Geniuses, and they just had the 100th episode with Christian Shawl.

It's really, really good. Highly recommend it. It's a great starting place. There's like a best of and everything mixed into it that I edited and do it a really great job with. Go check that out. Good job, Travis. There's other shows though, like Jordan Jesse Goh.

There's Stop Podcasting Yourself, Throwing Shade. There's Pop Rocket. There's One Bad Mother. There's Lady to Lady. Lots of really, really great shows. You can find them all at maximumfun.org. We haven't mentioned it in a while, but if you get a second,

if you can go on iTunes and like rate, review, and subscribe, it only takes a second, and it bumps us on up them charts. Yeah, gotta get up those charts. Oh my God. Also, if you get a second, could you go check out trends like these, the show I do with my friend Brent,

where we talk about the stories that are trending on the internet and help you make sense of really weird stuff. Justin has a show he does with his buddy Dwight, called Things About It Sheets, it's a food review quiz show. You can find it on YouTube. It's on YouTube, just search for it.

Go check it out. Go check it out. Sheets show, is that right? Sheets with a Z show.com. Great. Sheetsshow.com. I'm one last plug, Justin, and I probably have a new episode

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to do the same so we can justify spending way too much time on them. Oh, God, so much time. That's it. Thank you all very, very, very much. We love you. Anything I'm forgetting? You have to read the last question.

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