My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 479: Face 2 Face: A Spectral, Horny Build-A-Bear

Episode Date: September 30, 2019

This live show, from our recent tour stop in Pittsburgh, will probably go down in history as “the one where we unknowingly distributed 100 KFC Doughnut Chicken Sandwiches to our audience, who, for some reason did not instantly turn against us.” We like to think of it … well, we don’t like to think of it. We did an unconscionable thing to you, our dear, dear listeners.

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother I mean it. My show for the modern era, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I am your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.

I'm sorry it took us so long to get here, Pittsburgh. It's been a few years, 10, almost 10 years, and I am sorry about that. You're very close to my home considering. We were here, we did perform in 2008, but the podcast didn't exist at that point, so no one showed up. We were all doing our three-hander, 200,000 Sundays. We took Billy Crystal's shit and went wild on it. Man, that one crushed. This crowd fucking loves their Billy, huh? Right, so we're staying near the airport, so we had a little bit of a long drive to get here. It was like 45 to 50 minutes.

That was the most mass apology we've ever received from a single crowd. Yeah, we did it, sorry, we fucked up. And the dude in the car, two things happened almost simultaneously. One, he turns on a radio station that I thought was a joke. It is all hair metal cranked up to very obscene volumes. I'm talking, docking. Talking, docking, our new podcast. Chatting, rat, because he was listening to rat quite a bit also. A man that I never heard of called enough is enough. Very good.

Do you guys remember the late night promotional video that they would show that was like all hair metal hits of the 80s? It's how I learned about the existence of more than words by Extreme, which was probably in there also. This person unironically bought that album and played it for us today. And I kept looking at the clock, like there's no way it's this far away. It's the same city. It's impossible that there are still 47 minutes remaining in this commute. Very early on, the guy looks at dad's unwashed shirt. Did dad tell you he lost his luggage?

Yeah. Is that okay? He looks at dad's shirt and guy said, Ohio State, are you from Columbus? And dad said, no. And guy said, I hate Ohio State. Anyways, remember to tip and review. Yeah, it gets better. He points to like this Notre Dame media passes guy said, I love Notre Dame. And dad's like, okay. And the guy said, I was going to go there, but I think I wasn't smart enough. I look at the clock, there are 43 minutes remaining. Possible. I'm in the back seat like clean car, fun conversation. The problem there is when someone says something like that, like I think it was

right, you can't be like, Hey, like you have two options either. Hey, you're smart enough or yep. We don't know you. And then we get out of Eddie Money's Playhouse and walk into the Carnegie Museum and Library. The cultural whiplash was. Yeah. It was, it was extreme. It was extreme. It was more than words. Now I took, I. So hi, welcome. I have two quick jokes for you that my daughter wrote. My daughter wrote these two jokes and texted them to me. I think it's going to be a hot new segment. Jokes, my daughter texted me. Actually, before I forget, Sofia, are you here? Sofia, there's probably, I, Sofia, if it's the, Sofia, I'm thinking of your 12 and it's your

birthday. I don't know why you're allowed to be here, but I'm thrilled that you are. Happy birthday, Sofia. Now here are the two jokes I was texted by my daughter. We haven't heard these. I'm very excited. What did one watch say to the other watch? This isn't a backdoor riddle me piss, right? No, no, no. Okay. What did one watch say to the other watch? Watch up to. Now that's pretty good, but this next one, this next one's on some fucking next level shit. What did one banana say to the other banana? There's a formula here that I am picking up on.

Yes, but get ready for the twist. What did one banana say to the other banana? That was an appealing joke. What? Whoa, holy shit. Sorry, what? So wait, did one of the bananas tell the watch joke? And this is now part two. We've zoomed out of the snow globe. Oh my God. We've seen your, your daughter, so your daughter was created a Stephen King-esque banana who has written himself into the narrative. Exactly, right. I want more. I want this to keep. I know. I, those are the only two she sent me though, but they're grand slings. How about some advice? Yes, let's do it. Do you think we should start with a yahoo? Yes. Okay.

I do. This yahoo is sent in by our very own Paul Saborn. Thank you, Paul. It's asked by, it's, they have a name, but the Wi-Fi has unfortunately failed me once again. It's because all of y'all appeared. We almost tweeted, everyone please get off the watch line. We need to finish prepping the episode. Uh, it's, you should be sitting quietly and patiently for the show to start just staring blankly ahead of the stage, picturing what it will look like when our three bodies are up there. Our proximity should be reward enough. It's by yahoo, it's not worth it. It was yahoo answers user squidgism. Beg to differ, sir. Very worth it. At least I hope it's a hard G. That's what I was looking at.

Wow. Do you think old timey people when like paper was first invented, like somebody had to be like, can we just call it ink instead? Damn. I can't believe we peaked seven minutes in. Damn it. Yikes. Uh, squidgism asks, cavemen ghosts? Why does no one ever speak about ghosts of cavemen? You always hear people say that they saw a young Victorian woman or old ladies or soldiers. Those are the three. That's the three ghosts. You never hear anyone say, did anyone see that big hairy man slash woman? Just wondered

if anyone had any thoughts about this strange random, but oh, so true question. Oh, so true. Oh, so true. Uh, that I would say the fucking Bill Maher over here asking yahoo answers. Isn't that poignant? Sure, Bill. Edgy. Now, I would say that the answer is obvious. Okay. And that is unfinished business. And that is that cavemen have pretty simple business. I guess that's true. Right. Like I wanted to sneak up on that big animal. Another big animal killed me. Oh, now I'm a ghost. I can't sneak up on that big animal. Well, let me, let me check on what my, let me check on my, uh, my to-do list for a day. Eat big meat, hunk that tips car over, check, did that. Yeah. Go back to sleep. Juice some wild shit on a wall. Yep. Did that. Don't, don't get eaten by the big

tiger. Ooh, ah, I didn't do that one. Shoot. And also they've had the longest to complete their unfinished business. That's a good point. They've had a lot more people to help them. Now, when you get to Victorians, very complicated business. A lot going on in that place. They had so much business to fend. Some of them were still trying to invent stuff that doesn't exist yet. Right? They're like, ah, I'm still trying to figure out that chip pack. Incredible flying machines, perpetual motion, et cetera. That soldiers and old ladies have the most difficult business. Everybody knows that. Cavemen, the cavemen ghost must have been fucking psyched when the, the meteor hit and they were like, yeah, motherfuckers, we got you. We win.

It's our planet now. There goes our business. We got that big bad T-Rex that was bothering us so, so much. The timeline there is sketchy. I expect tweets every time I say, anytime I talk about cavemen, I'm going to get tweets. That's why I left Twitter. That's why you left Twitter. Oh, the barrage of cavemen tweets. But you also can't get away from the siren song of talking about cavemen. So I want to hit, I want to, I want you guys to think about something. So we all agree that we evolved from single cell organisms, right? I know Pittsburgh fucks with evolution. I know y'all are down, down with Darwin. So we evolved from single cell organisms. So at some point in our arc from single cell organisms to homo sapiens,

there had to be a first ghost. Fair? Fair? So that must have been like so fucking scary if you're like, okay. Let me just get through it. Okay. Gronk, don't turn around. And don't freak out. But Sylvia is standing behind you. Gronk and Sylvia? This, this fall we're rebooting Darman Greg, but with a twist. It's a first ghost. So becoming a ghost is an evolved trait of survival. Don't hail a lot of like bacteria ghosts. That's true. I do think about not a lot of animal ghosts. We don't get a lot of like, I saw, you know, a bird ghost. That doesn't happen. It's always human ghosts. Well, what's their fucking business? You want to talk about easy business? They're done.

They did it. Hey, um, here's a question. Do you think I could swap out my usual lunchtime la for a white call and not get caught? The ladies in my office are pretty chill and or may not even know I'm crushing a cold one. Please advise before I go buy a case. That's from sneaky seltzer social worker. Are you here? Wait, are you here? Okay. All right. All right. Well, the first thing I would point out, which Griffin is now demonstrating, in a thermos, you could be drinking anything. It's water. Or is it bone broth? It's not. It's water.

Or am I getting jacked on bone broth? It's just water. No one's going to notice. They are chemically identical, I would say. Yes. I would say you should maybe buy one of the other brands than White Claw because those are starting to become the sort of zero ox of Spike Seltzers. There's a lot of other brands. One fucking hipster with Justin dying on this hill. Yeah. Everybody else is down with the fucking claw. Don't get me wrong. They're not going to be as refreshing. Yeah. Not going to have as many great different flavors. They're not going to have sponsored this episode. And if I'm not incorrect, also laws will still apply while you consume them. This is what you've forgotten. There ain't no laws when you're drinking

claws. So even if you are caught, do you think when that little meme started to go around the makers of White Claw, we're like, I wish you wouldn't. Are we going to get in trouble for this? Is that going to trace back to us? Our dad likes claws. Our dad? Dad fucks with claws. I love a nice claw. I feel like it's the one thing that me and my 19-year-old sister-in-law Riley can really relate on. Sure. It's like common great. Not that she drinks underage. She got me. She's not 19. It's legal consumption. You just can't purchase. What? Is this true? We were in South Carolina. The laws are different. Fuck off. The point is this. I bought us matching. There ain't no laws when you're drinking claws, t-shirts.

Oh, that's so sweet. The sad, you know, the fucked up thing about that, they shouldn't be allowed to be on sale because the more White Claws you drink, the better idea that seems to buy matching White Claws t-shirts. Also, if you were consuming your claws at the time, you could just steal the shirt. Yeah, that's true. Damn. You could actually just drink one claw and then steal a bunch of claw. That's infinite free claw, except for the first one. I would, uh, question asker, I would point out that if you went out to a restaurant for lunch with some co-workers and had like a beer, it might not be great, but you're not going to like get fired for that, right? Now, admittedly, doing it in the office does change a lot of factors.

Yeah. But I think it's totally cool. Especially if you go, this is La Croix. It's a placebo. There's no alcohol in White Claw. I have a yahoo here. Okay, go for it. Uh, Sid Ross sent this one in. Thank you, Sid. It's yahoo answers user Alex, who asks. And hang on, just hang on tight. Right. This one takes a little bit of like mental staying power to hang with it. If the owner of a restaurant points at your lasagna and asks, how is it to show the table next to you and you say, good, then he goes, no, you should say very good. And the table next to you who haven't ordered yet are waiting your response. So you say under duress, very good.

Even though it's not, would you feel bullied? The owner doesn't even smile at you after, but the table next to you are laughing. What if I said the truth? Last week, it was much better to be honest or something like that. Why did I feel under pressure to say his average lasagna was very good? Was I a weak fool? No, you should say very good. No, not today, owner of restaurant. It's good. Not bad. Actually, good is the lowest I would say to somebody about their food. The unwritten bit of this is if I'm at a restaurant and the owner's like, has a lasagna, good is the absolute bottom of the spectrum that I would actually say to another human

being's face. Because there's no way to say there's no way to answer that question with a good that doesn't make it sound like total dog shit. How was it? Good. No, you could say like this. How was it? It was good. You could do two syllables like Randy Quaid and Christmas Vacation like it was good. If you do that, then I'm gonna believe you. You could take it like real long like it was good. Yeah, I believe that. I buy that. How was it? Good. Yeah, that's surprised. That's not good. Now, normally I eat here and it's real garbage. You know what? It's good. If you have a mouthful of this tall pasta, you could also just be like, good. And no one will, you're eating it. It's got to be decent. Maybe direct eye contact. How was it? Good.

French me now. Do you think that this is why Guy Fieri has to work in such superlative language? That if Guy Fieri dressed in his style as he's wanting to do walks into a restaurant, he was like, this chili's good. People are like, oh, fuck. Guy Fieri said it was good. I do like it. He didn't say it was an astroblast flavor gasm that sent him to the moon and back. That is true though. Also, if you're like publicizing a writing, you know, the menu for the restaurant or whatever, you can't just say like, we have some lasagna. Would you want our lasagna? It's edible. Some. We have some. We have some. Is it good? I don't know. How's the lasagna? Multilayered. Tomatoes. How's the lasagna available?

Recently priced for the quality. The other day I was sitting at a red light with my windows down and I heard the person in the car next to me sneeze. Should I have said bless you? I say bless you to everyone I can because it's polite, but I don't know the protocol here. I still feel guilty about it. That's from gridlock. Are you here? That was quite a delay. Oh boy. No. Probably not. You're counting on a lot of things and the biggest thing that you're counting on is that they are going to hear and understand and not have like this like fight or flight response reaction to being yelled at while they're driving their motor vehicle. If I sneeze and someone yelled, excuse me, it's going to take so much. It's going to have to

pierce through so much like mental conditioning that I've experienced in my life to actually reach my brain without it turning into like, I'm going to fucking shoot you with a crossbow. If someone yells at me while I'm operating a motor vehicle, part of it better be on fire. That is going to mean my assumption is like the bumper, the bumper just in because that is the catch 22 of this scenario that if you yelled and I turned and looked and you were still looking at me, that's a problem. But if I turn and you're back, I forward, I'm like, wait, what happened? What was that? I couldn't even process what you were saying. That happened to me once when I was driving. I still lived in Huntington and I was driving to work and I saw a woman had like the gas tank open

and the gas cap was like hanging from the little plastic string bouncing around and then I got up beside her and I was like waving my hands and like honking the horn and I watched like roller eyes and speed up away from me and I was like, oh no. So what I did, there is no good ending to this story. You could gas for a million years and not come up with something palatable. I did what any normal human being would do and I called my dad radio DJ Clint McRoy. Oh my God. While, while he was broadcasting Travis and I said, here is the make and model of car and the road we're on in case they're listening to your radio station, please tell them that their gas tank is open and he did. Hey, listen, listen, let's not get down on dad. Man had to fill four hours

six to 10 a.m. every morning. Yeah, that's a gimme. Yeah, my idiot son just called and you won't believe what he told me. I did not know that that was a power that was available to us. When I was getting fucking speared in the playground, middle school every day, I couldn't call dad and be like, yo, get on the playground. Say that Jack come back seventh grade. He knows who the fuck he is. He's to cut it out or else you're going to get Tim McGraw to come down here and kick his pants. He couldn't cuss on the radio. So he would say, I'm going to kick your pants or fun stuff like that. I'm going to stab you in the pants. Yeah. Another Yahoo. Yeah, I love that griff. Thank you. Hannah God. Okay. Okay. This one was sent in by several people. Thank you

several people. It's the Yahoo! Answers user, Justin, who asks, what? Justin. Okay. Hi, Justin. What's happening? It's my friend. When you buy the generic version of my brother, my brother, me. That's one of the three brothers. Justin, Tarvis, and Gorfin. And I'm the brother who's in the middle. Tarvis McClory. Justin asks, well, I can't say it. Justin asks, my teacher is having me keep a lemon on me for the next month. What is he trying to teach me? So in my class, my teacher is having us keep a lemon with us. He says not to put it in the fridge, not to leave it in the car, or it'll get icky just to keep it on our person. He says that we may or may not understand what it means.

He showed us his extremely hard lemon he has kept for 20 years. Any ideas on what this lemon is supposed to mean? Okay. Let's run through the possibilities. One, extremely cynical person trying to give you a lesson in childcare. Okay. This is what it's like, folks. It's a lemon that you can't throw away. So it's hard and withered. And you can't leave it in the car or put it in the fridge. You have to keep this lemon with you all the time. Now, it's filled with delicious juice, but you cannot squeeze. It's also possible that this teacher just was like cleaning out the fridge and found a rock hard old lemon. I was like, I'm gonna fuck with these kids. Yeah. This is bad produce, but a good

teaching moment. Because maybe the thing that they learn that it means is don't trust teachers. Yeah. I can confuse them so much that they won't notice the syllabus was only one month long. I'm really flying by the scene of my pants. Because they're going to say something like when you become an adult, you'll figure out what your lemon is and then they'll wait and hope that everyone starts nodding. There's a sentence in here. If you're a teacher and you're doing a project like this and you say the words, you may or may not understand what it means. You're a fucking bad teacher. Hey kids, go out there. I want you to read Old Man in the Sea by Sunday. Sunday. Okay. That's weird. We don't have school on Sundays, but fine. So it's a fishing book, right?

I never understood it. I was- You understand that it's up to you. I don't know what you want me to do. Teach you about it. I like it. It's like abstract teaching. Like, I don't know. What did you learn from it? Just some- You can take away. Hey, I don't understand this math problem. That's how it works sometimes. That's life, kiddo. I don't know what to tell you. Hey, we've all got lemons. Did you say limits or lemons? Sometimes the lemons are your limits. And that's my new show, Limitless. I don't- That's fun. So I don't think that's actually permitted. That's fun. It's a thing where he reaches his body and he's like, I left my lemon at home. And that's like every episode that happens. It's not a good show. It's not a good show, but it'll run for three seasons.

Do lemons just get hard? Like 20 years? How excited are they? Come on. Go, go. Do it in the next thing. I have good friends with my manager. One of the things we do together is check out the local rib fests near our workplace and go after work. We had planned to attend the upcoming rib fest in Waterloo, Ontario. They'll have more than one rib f- Okay. I guess y'all have more than one rib fest. Are you from Waterloo, Ontario, or love ribs? But it turned out my manager forgot he had a wedding to go to later that day. I suggest- Whoa! That's a big slip! Yeah, I suggested he could still- It was his wedding. I suggested he could still come and take the ribs to go. Brothers, can you bring your own food to a wedding? If so, are ribs okay?

And that's from Justmare Renated. That's fun. It's pretty good. Now, are you are you here? Right. Oh, thank you. Thank you. What people don't know is we're calling attendants up here. That's the first time you'll all get a turn. We're all gonna ask all of you. I do not know if you can bring your own food to a wedding, but I would pause it. The ribs are right up there with the worst obscenities. Right, yeah. If we're gonna start making this part of the social consciousness of America, we need to start with a hot pocket you have in the breast pocket of your jacket. Is there a time between now and the wedding for your manager to develop with the bride and groom a sort of in-joke about ribs? Tolero would be kind of cute and sweet to bring a bunch of ribs

to a wedding. Like, oh, you remembered from last Wednesday when we were talking about ribs in a conversation that if I remember, you were really the driving force. Maybe you could just text them, like, wouldn't it be funny if I brought ribs to your wedding? And then you do it and like, no, it wasn't. But anyways, I'm done. Are we talking about the reception or the ceremony? This is a good question, Griffin. If I went to a rib festival and ate a bunch of ribs and then went to a wedding right after, the thought that I would be unable to perish from my mind, it would become an obsession while I was there is don't touch that wedding dress. And I would have no reason to touch the wedding dress in the first place. I've never had that temptation before. But if I had that

Casey masterpiece all over my serious, I don't know the moment of the whole thing where you think to yourself, now it's a good time to eat my ribs. I don't know. I mean, the big play is like, and everybody looks to the bride and you're like, hell yeah, here I go. Someone hold my belt. I'm going in. Well, if you're standing at the pulpit, that's a perfect time. No one's looking baby. But if you're at the back, it doesn't work so good. There's one person that can do that. It's the officiant. If you're the officiant, you can eat ribs because that's the one time nobody's looking at you. Nobody's looking in that direction. You're fine. Don't be fair though. If you were the officiant, everyone look back as

the like bride comes in, look back. You got salsa. I missed lunch dearly beloved. Shut up. Oh boy. What if though? Because here's the thing, even if you didn't eat them at the wedding, if you rolled up with a serving container of ribs, they're like, what are you doing? Like, don't worry, these are for later. Yeah. Or you would ruin their wedding if you said to them, don't worry, I'm going to eat these ribs at some point and you won't even notice. I'm on you like fucking sly lock fox my entire special day. Rachel could have been walking down the aisle. If I knew somebody was trying to eat secret ribs, it would have been. That's your whole day. Especially if they just like slip the note under your dressing room door. That was just like,

you don't know who I am, but I'll be in the crowd eating ribs. I'm going to be scanning that shit like Terminator like Nani? Oh Nani. No, I was just getting a tissue. Sure. Yeah. What if you didn't know the person? That would be the best. It's like a secret. Hey, it just popped right up. It's a haunted doll watch. I got a twist for you though. No dolls this time. I know, right? Welcome. It's a treat just for you Pittsburgh would just get to see. Here's the problem with the haunted all game. There's 800 listed and five people are selling them. Can I can I guess is it a haunted train set? No, sir. This is a female spirit companion seduction pendants. Hey, Jamie, there are a lot of words in there that together do not form a

coherent idea. And can I say I don't know what the object is that's been sold. Perfect. This listing is heteronormative. So I'm going to say anybody spirit companion seduction pendant. Hey, that's very well reminded of you. Thanks for making this terrible thing. You're about to read applicable to everyone. Now we are all complicit in this safe. No, sit in it. You might want to fuck this pendant. We don't know you don't know spirit companion seduction necklace. Here's the listing that I'm going to read to you verbatim. These guys will be pleased to meet you. There's more than one in the necklace. These spirits are looking for a companion. Being a spirit can get lonely. That is why they are looking for a special someone

who can give them attention. And I promise they will also attend to you and your needs. So Dan Agroid, if you're reading this, these spirits are very sexual and looking for intimacy. Oh, that's nice. This is my favorite. Tell me what you are looking for in a companion, and I will find one that will suit your needs. This person's, the fiction that this person has crafted is I have a wide array of horny ghost trapped in necklaces. You tell me what you're looking for, and I will match that gross, and I will find one for you to enjoy. It's like a spectral horny build a bear situation.

I will send you one that is everything you would hope for and more. They are deeply intimate, caring, and love spirit who need a special someone to call their very own. They thrive on your pleasure. Oh no! And will do anything in their power to make you happy. Holy shit! That's terrifying! Yeah, ghost powers. They are also powerful protectors, and will ensure that, quote, no one will ever hurt you again. That's a fucking tall order for a necklace ghost. Hey Sam, can I read back what I've written here, and you let me know if this sounds okay? Does this sound like the ghost is going to kill him? Sounds like the ghost is going to kill him, right? Oh, I already hit send. Whoops.

Just a quick update. This is where it got sad for me. Okay, I was curious. They will block anything negative from coming your way. Choose necklace style. It's nice. It is great. Nice. You would think the ghost in the necklace would be a kind of entwined, but I guess this sexual necklace will make me essentially immortal bullet proof and will make me orgasm every single night, but it's a little dangly for my taste. Hey, that's a beautiful necklace. Is that Jade or Opal or Greg? It's Greg, my boyfriend. It's a princess cut Greg. You will get spirit necklace, charging pouch, and... Charging pouch?

You have to recharge your sex ghost? Sorry. Greg, I'm just not feeling it tonight. Put me in the pouch she loves. Greg, ghost so sweet. I like this. This is fucked up. I put my iPhone 11 on your sex necklace charging pouch, and it got to full battery instantly. As a buyer, you're purchasing the jewelry only. The infused energies are a free gift. Oh, that's how they get you, isn't it?

All of our items are authentic and powerful. The end. All right. All right. I have another question here. Let me find a good one. How much for the doll? Oh, thank you. It's the worst part. It costs, and I kid you not, $68. Is it a bidding war? Can we bump that shit up a little bit? Buy it now, baby. And Justin, I have to ask you another question, and this one is arguably the most important.

What does it list the condition as? Because if it's anywhere near used, even like new is pushing it a little bit for my... Okay. I got another question for you. Two in a row? That wasn't me. It's not me. Paul? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, little.

I want a much! I want too much! Ladies and gentlemen, this is tour manager Paul breaking in with an unprecedented... Munch Squad special update edition. I'm so glad they're here. Go ahead Paul. If you could just a podcast within a podcast nestled within another podcast. Many of you are aware as has been noted on a previous edition of Munch Squad Kentucky Fried Chickens Entree. Into the chicken sandwich ongoing wars of 2019 with the Kentucky Fried Chicken and Donut Sandwich. That of course being. Did you bring us these sandwiches Paul? Well KFC had been test marketing these sandwiches

in three cities across America. Norfolk, Virginia, Richmond, Virginia and Pittsburgh PA. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry. Is that pride? This is not an exaggeration. I can smell them. I can smell them literally fear. Come on Paul. Come on. It was it was strongly suggested to me meaning Justin threatened to fire me if I didn't bring you guys some sandwiches. Yes. Oh it's so heavy. Okay when I talk to Paul about this. This was such a better idea when A. They were hot. B. I wasn't talking for it professionally. So this is the sandwich. We hadn't just eaten dinner backstage. This is the sandwich. Oh it's two. I thought it would at least be one donut cut in half. It's two whole donuts fam. There is. I'm upset by how dry the donut. It looks like a bagel. I want to warn you guys

there's a sauce and I can't fathom why that would be the case. And we will not eat it in the microphone because we love you. Yeah you're not going to simulate what it's like for me every time we sit down to record a podcast. Oh God. Why is it gushing at the bottom? Oh no. There's a lot of squinkism down here. Oh my God. I don't want to do this. Okay. Okay audience would you count down from three please. Three, two, one. Yeah I'm not going to take a second fucking bite. My instant reaction is how did they fuck that up? It's two donuts and a chicken waffle and it is like eating a sand dune. That is by far the blandest donut. A donut. It's a donut kernel and it has no flavor to it. All of the flavors seeped up the bottom. Like the sugar was trying to escape. You want to buy Paul?

I uh sorry I probably should have mentioned so I buried the lead a little bit. They had a special deal running. When you buy three you get 97 more. Hold on wait just hold on wait hold on they may just be empty boxes. Would anybody like one? Much as I would love to see you guys eat 100 of these these are going to be out by the merch table immediately following the show. They will be free with purchase or without purchase just get them the fuck out of this building. Thank you Paul. Thank you Paul. Thanks Amanda. We did not really get Justin's take on it. No keep it there I want to remember. No it's funnier in concept. Paul I am going to need more white wine my dude I assume that's obvious you're also fired but if you could bring the white wine first that

would be um uh that would be great because I was I was honestly really excited about it. I was kind of too. I was kind of a little bit thank you Paul. What was your review Justin you didn't tell us you're the fucking munch god squad captain uh munch god yeah you're the munch god thank you. In short not delicious. Not good. It feels I've dulled the receptors that say like not food not food right but it actually triggered them with this but if I have to give you my longer review right farm what the fuck is happening farm wisdom eat a donut and then go to farm wisdom I snuck all of them in I wanted to treat you guys and Pittsburgh we've never been here before I wanted to give you all the hits yeah but I went through the work of finding questions and you

could have just said fine one okay but we've first of all we've done a lot of questions don't be that white hey how about how about I'll let you read them this come to us from uh must be the milk I need to drink some white wine it's from must be the milk we just got some uh some farm wisdom and I'll let Travis kind of share some of these greatest hits with you they just start with their that's a lot of farm wisdom huh I like that this is I'll talk to the microphone yeah the microphone this is a fact listed here white cows are bad luck based on what life is simpler when you plow around the stump so that also sounds like a big johnson t-shirt oh shit I like this so this is in a list of farm wisdom right if it rains on Easter Sunday it'll

rain for seven Sundays uh life is simpler when you plow plow around the stump a dream told before breakfast will come true what what does that have to do with the farm no one no one talks about their dreams during breakfast in the big city this one that's incredibly threatening if you sweep under the bed of a sick person that person will never regain his strength let me just get your hi this is Griffin McElroy the youngest brother I'm going to do the ads for you so strap right in pay attention because the they know if you don't pay attention and we get in trouble our first sponsor is quip quip makes a good toothbrush a really really good toothbrush they've got uh you know the little case and you can stick that up on your mirror and now it's like

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merch to the site and i don't know what it is because i'm like you know kind of the cool guy around here i don't pay a lot of attention to the business for me it's just all about the uh you know my stunts but you can see all that stuff at macaroy.family uh thank you to maxima fun for having us on that you know what all this stuff i do at the we do at the end of the episode so i'm not going to repeat it here i just want to spend this time saying thank you so much for all your support over these years about to round 500 that's wild to me uh and yeah that's i mean that's about all i got uh you know support local business and uh talk to you later macho man to the top rope the flying elbow the cover

we've got a new champion we're here with macho man randy savage after his big win to become the new world champion what are you gonna do now match i'm gonna go listen to the newest episode of the types of fights podcast oh yeah tell us more about this podcast it's the podcast of power too sweet to be sour funky like a monkey woke discussions man and jokes about wrestlers fashion choices myself excluded yeah i can't wait to listen neither can i you can find it thursdays on maxima fun oh yeah dig it i just realized i'm gonna be absent mindedly eating no that's why i call it i did not want to put it on arms reach anymore this sad limp i'm having the opposite effect

where my brain's trying to go it's two donuts and far chicken baby that's good stuff and i have to actually visually see it to remember no that's dry stuff uh let's get okay so uh we have hand picked some that you have sent in ahead of time thank you all so much for sending in all these great questions there's a lot of you here a lot of you have a microphone uh and and very high up like a wave of humanity crashing down upon me oh wow yeah they just don't stop hi i'm emily hi what's up um so i work in a hipster independent bookstore slash coffee shop cafe restaurant dealio that's a lot of stuff you doing one thing going on yeah and uh one uh our menu like really prides themselves on having a lot of vegan options and one of the options is a spicy five bean vegan chili

if you can't see uh emily has just done a great deal of quotation marks yeah so um first of all i don't think it's especially spicy okay which like i understand that's a matter of opinion but i also don't think there are five different beans in it well that's that's a huge problem i would also i would put on emily it is not titled five different beans chili right sure there are just at least five beans in it i mean i i guess so uh two of the supposed five beans are light red kidney beans and dark red kidney beans arguable and then one is like a great northern bean which i think we have maybe like one time out of every 20 when the chili is made so really i think we're looking at like 3.5 beans okay okay and last of all i don't think it's chili okay okay i was so

worried you're gonna say it's not vegan and that was gonna be a much bigger issue one of the beans is pepperoni uh every time somebody's like oh it's getting real thick we need to add some more water to it and i'm like you i don't just like just like mama does it with that good country chili now you don't mean like watering it down to like up the profit margin right here so chili decides that it has like thickened up too much and it needs to be thinner which to me okay stops it from being a we've all gone through a lot of like eating distress up here so what's what is your question i just want to know like how do i break it to my employers that maybe they're falsely advertising this right bean soup this 3.5 beans and how and how do i like look a customer in the

eye when they go is the chili good and i have to be like can i tell you something i have before uh had like restaurant employees or i've said like is this good and they've gone no here's what you want to get and i have never appreciated that honesty more that's a big tip guarantee right like oh thank you god because there's nothing worse than right having a restaurant employee be like oh yeah i love it and you get it like this is the worst thing i've ever had you just need to find a obtuse way of answering like is the chili good and you say oh i love chili but is this one good i love chili period the danger there is if you try to go for that honesty tip and you're like no chili's not chili and it sucks shit it's only 3.5 beans and they're like i want it

yeah they may really want chili and still have to order it under duress and then they eat it and they're like you fucking lied to me that was good as heck so they say fuck but not hell i mean okay maybe that's it like is it good you say there are some people who believe it to be good that shows in a few the super taster yeah i you know all right we covered the spicy things subjective the beans it's got more than five beans in every serving i'm sure they're covered there third and we just talked about chili in our last episode but like anything chili anything could chili if you think about it a book is just word chili yeah girlfriend i guess a tree is just leaf chili

emily does that help um i think so nice thank you nice let's go here if i can make a quick psa uh some of you are probably finding the temptation to rush back and get some of these donuts let me say one please don't do that that would be an extremely bad look for that to be our like downfall like that's the all the members used to be cool until those people were all killed in that chicken donut stampede and secondly just like human to human don't do this thing they're awful yeah let me say we we enjoy a lot of it so bad it's good things here at mbm m this is so bad it's bad yeah okay i want there to be at least one left when i leave tonight at the end of the show yeah i want to see some restraint okay kori we apologize this is kori's

moment yes it is all right so take the stage take the stage kori so um i have a friend he's a drummer and he wanted to start a band with me because he likes the things that i can do with my voice okay um as far as singing goes and he kind of gave me free range on what the genre could be uh-huh and i am a big fan of ska punk okay okay have you ever thought of just calling it skunk um it's fun to mash things up but that was withering holy shit yeah if i if i sounded condescending i didn't mean it i actually genuinely meant it so anyway um you know we've got most of like the components coming together and my roommate plays the trumpet so i thought a trumpet is applauding yeah so so i asked her i'm like would you ever want to like

do this thing and unfortunately she does not share the same love of ska as i do oh i thought you were gonna say your roommate was unable to because they were already a member of so many ska bands yeah no just a marching band so um which is like a big ska band when you think about it i think that's where the root of my my love for the the genre lies but i'm asking you guys what would be a good way to convince her to play a trumpet in a possible ska band does she already own checkerboard vans she might have to borrow my are you wearing them right now oh fuck listen listen there's

you're i gotta say you're halfway there yeah you may not need them uh i could just make the trumpet noises on my own maybe oh yeah break up you have to do that but with an ear shot of your roommate everyone's like no that's that's wrong i'm but sure no no and then they'll have to like okay all right do it like this and then they're like wait i love this oops i love so rule oh tell your roommate that oscar isaac was in a ska band called the blinking underdogs in the early 2000s you can find videos of it on youtube in joey travis is on a street i'm very excited about this fact yes and clearly so are all of you yes uh good i'm trying to okay here's to the perspective i'm approaching this from i'm trying to think of what justin stop eating it thank

you thank you you're right thank you travis thank you thank you i don't want to turn this show into fucking elmo's worlds for those of you at home i'm trying to think of what you would have to ask to do to me to get me to join a ska band and the answer is there's no way what if they named it after you that's the worst case griffin's good ska band so what i'm hearing is i have a new band name yes yes uh money that's probably how they get a lot of people to join bands it's like that works like i'll then know you with 20 sure yeah say it exactly like that because that seems totally trustworthy and right does that help yes okay nice probably

does it that was very nice if you could say so thank you cori uh can we get who's over here yes whoever's yes hi i'm ryan hi ryan i'm a professor here at carnage melan and nice you've all heard of it yes is anybody ryan student what do you teach computer science computer science okay what a what a cold back in my day i knew all my teacher's names what's wrong with you all anyway what's up right right so i have to make up like all our tests and homeworks and things and every week i get emails from the students with excuses you know about why they can't do it right and they ask me kind of take it later right later right and uh i can think of like three strategies just always say yes yeah always say no or like drill down on the excuse and try to figure out if

it's bullshit or not right so what's what's the best strategy now these excuses are they do they have even a width of legitimacy to them how good how good what is how evaluate your own barometer for bullshit what griffin said yeah one time i got um my twin sister is graduating from usc on the same day as the final exam can i go to california to be there for the ceremony okay that's good but i'm with you brian the hackles on the back of my neck rose a twin sister who's ever heard of such a thing i want to i want to hit you with this computer science is very important and will soon be the only job that there is but hack me up a burger yum yum um but i wish that college had better prepared me for how much of my adult life would be comprised of making up excuses for not doing

things and i wish that my teachers had taken a little bit longer to teach me how to lie about that sort of thing so maybe this is a moment for you to really have an impact in someone's life don't waste their don't waste their time with ones and zeros really teach them how to lie really good like i would give them some notes back like hey uh whether the twin sister thing is legit or not it seems weird just say my sister twin sister's oddly specific and don't ask me if you could go to california that's kind of up to you one of the things we do in the adult world is we keep that general so say i'll be out of town unavoidably out of town too many details people start also have you ever thought about like i assume that most teachers feel this way but this is

what i now as an adult feels like there are things that i skipped or just didn't do and like high school and college that now by find myself in circumstances where that knowledge would be really useful sure and i'm like oh no so if you ever thought about when someone's like i don't want to do that project like you don't have to do it but someday you'll want to you'll want to have done it right you did i don't care i'm brian i'm brian i'm doing my own thing over here i'm fine i'm already this is a bad teaching technique you know what i'm saying it out loud and it is bad like hey should i learn this i don't know you've invented mr feeney's arch nemesis mr meany mr meany he just cares too little oh yeah oh gosh you got to do the third one it's harder but either of the two

teachers is gonna is gonna net you a great deal of trouble because you're either gonna get you know that zero percent on rate my professors if that's even still a thing probably not it is fuck wouldn't have thought that that would have still been like legal in 2019 or you'll be the pushover teacher that's like you know go take it it's an easy test but if you are the judge judy of this college that maybe try this uh can't wait to see pictures have fun oh uh oh and you can you can hear a science guy you can dig into the fucking exit uh location data see when it was taken where it was taken whatever the technical terms you know all the ones and zero stuff why are you being so fucking judgmental ryan i'm not

the computer science professor i can't fuck we've been tackling this question for like four minutes now i can't believe we haven't brought up bribery ryan just say yeah bring me a local if you don't mind bring me a local delicacy from wherever you're going and uh bring it back uh i sure do love those you know whatever they have it i'm not entirely sure where usc is but and then you get snacks and then who gives a shit yeah right that's why you have a job in the first place is to be able to buy snacks so you really just cut out the middleman does that help that helps thanks a lot thank you ryan yeah good let's go over here yes approach the michael raffone hi what's your name hi i'm megan hi megan hi so recently i've been binge binge watching survivor

yeah okay where you at um season 12 uh seri is my favorite oh yeah okay she's the best us or australian probably us just get into the dark web y'all you can find some australian survivor they fucking kill each other it's wild choice anyway so anyways my new life goal is to be on survivor so should i include in my audition tape yes okay you've come to the right place raise your hand if you've thought about this exact question before honesty time okay a good justin oh sorry yeah for sure no i'm sorry i couldn't do it i can't even eat a chicken donut how am i supposed to eat groves you just close your eyes and pretend you're in the lion king with those tasty ass looking bugs now how many people here think that they would make their video

that's like displaying their their like survival prowess that's a big strategy oh good good good everyone's right don't do that no no make a video where you just barrel the camera and say i will do whatever the producers tell me to do boom you don't want to look you capable that's boring say listen if you guys put me on at a deserted island i'm fucked yeah i've got nothing i cannot cope with this it will be bad for me good for television i would be my video would be me sitting atop a throne in a velvet suit sipping a gold chalice just saying i'm a fancy boy don't you want don't you want to knock me down a peg i know i only get one comfort item but i have six different inhalers can i bring my cockatiel bow record

my man's servant is my comfort item i'd be lost without gregor or day two they'd be like we're eating that cockatiel for sure for sure we're eating we're eating your man's servant that's fine have you spare the bird have you whipped up an audition tape before oh yeah oh yeah that's a yes that's a confirmed yes i i have an idea okay okay so i'll be running on a treadmill okay solving a puzzle okay that's good athleticism and smarts athleticism and smarts can you tell a lie to a trusted friend over the phone while you do these two things no are you sure you want to be on survivor there's a great deal of deceit i just feel like i can be

really nice to everyone and then win sure yeah just like life can't uh do you have a famous friend that's good or are you famous for football or that helps sometimes a lot of those people get on one time there was a season of amazing race and there was a guy on the show who was there because he was friends with joey chestnut who was also on the show that's a fucking cool life i think you know you could sit in and take this just you and you turn and go oh survivor i don't want to be on it and then turn back and they'll see it i'm like oh now we really want her to be on it now we're in secrets deciding um does any of that help yes thank you thank you there you go real oh one sorry one other idea find out where

they're filming and just go there and walk around in the background until they're like i don't know do you want to eat some weird shit get over here it's called it's called ariver that's pretty good also also god's honest truth i didn't give you everything i had because i still have not ruled out the possibility of myself supplying to be on survival be good survivor as a snuff film come watch my brother griffin die in the first episode hello yes hi what's your name yeah raise that raise them shits out just oh god oh no not like this there you go yeah there you go yeah pro hey my name is nick hi nick my nick so i just started a job uh well just a month ago started a job working for the parks as sort of a mini park ranger all my parks are like a couple acres okay um but gotta

start somewhere that's more parks than i have that's true i i'm not exactly the owner okay i'm like we know how park ranger i don't think park rangers own the park uh yeah i'm the park ranger here at yosemite holy shit okay um so during training my boss showed me all the things to do and one of the things was i got to get all the dirt dirty the old old leaves off the dirty old leaves yeah you gotta get the nature off the cool nature show me the huge uh gas powered like leaf blower that was in my question uh he showed me the leaf blower and he the way my boss said it was he just turned it on and went to town and everyone in the area sort of cleared out like because they didn't want to get leaves blown on them yeah natural yes good that seems super rude um so how can i politely tell people

to stop eating their lunch and stuff in the park in the park sorry all parks closed like they leaves off of all the benches and stuff like that oh man you're saying how do you so your boss is like turning on the leaf blower and everyone very sanely is like well i'm leaving yes this is very bad you're saying can you go to people and say like hi um this is so random i'm going to start blowing leaves around i like to pretend like i'm nature i like to call myself the wind and then i log around and i blow the leaves around and if i don't do it once a day i'll die i don't even have to do it once a day it's just that at all it's a park at all hours of the day there are people laying out uh-huh but you don't have to blow leaves

all day right no at some point the leaves are allowed to be where they are okay wait a time out nick who are these dipshits that go to a park and there's like what's with all the leaves why can't someone do something about this these are the same leaves that were here yesterday this this question is is a real kobayashi maru because it is i i when i am walking on the sidewalk and a like yard cleaning person a person who is cleaning their yard i don't know why i said it like that has a leaf blower out and is blowing leaves onto the sidewalk or whatever the fuck and i'm walking down that sidewalk i don't know who has the right of way every time i'm walking i'm like surely they're gonna stop before i get into the path of this

the cone of danger but then i'll get closer and maybe they haven't stopped the leaf blower and then my mind is like actually is there a rule about this because if they blow a little wind on me what's the worst that happens i will i will say that a good uh a good way to combat that as the walker have a like two-year-old with you because everyone wisely stops using it because we're all picturing the same thing which is the gate going nick does that help nick you're still here what i'm hearing is that i have to be stone cold and just do it blow their asses away no nick don't do it here walk out there when you know you're going to blow some leaves and say like hey everyone in 10 minutes i'm going to be blowing

some leaves and if your sandwiches are still here that's your fault but then okay don't make me turn this into a sandwich blower all right oh whoa wait no fuck nick i got it walk up to somebody eating a sandwich like hey have you ever wanted to see what it's like to blow leaves and then you let them do it why don't you eat the sandwich and you eat the sandwich you let them blow the i may blow the sandwich out of your hand and you're like what and then you trade lives with that tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence action let them blow it like did you have fun they're like yeah i did thank you and then you go about your business that's fun that's fun that's a fun fanciful idea i want to tie a balloon to him and then just blow him away does that help

all right yes thank you thank you now thank you there hello hello what's your name i'm ben hi ben how you doing good how are you great all right nothing about a human being adjusting a mic stand that makes you feel like they're about to start a stand-up routine it's yes and i got i just got really excited when ben started i was like oh this is gonna be good it is gonna be good ben dazzle us we'll we'll do uh so i'm the mayor of my town pittsburgh pittsburgh no no no not pittsburgh uh butler just a little north of here it's not as cool as it sounds i promise some butlerites okay but it's gotta be kind of cool bit it's kind of cool okay okay i'm mayor of a real shitty you know butler rules okay nick

what's your question uh so mayor nick i own a couple establishments where i sometimes bartends and it's a best buy and a blockbuster video you got it yeah we we have a real nice setup there yeah uh but and i also like to like enjoy myself with my family around town but my problem is that oftentimes people will just walk up to me and say hey aren't you the mayor and i don't i'm running out of things to tell them i've tried yes that's a good start the problem is that most people don't have a follow-up they're just like oh cool yeah and that's how it works and i've tried saying sometimes but not right now meaning i'm busy but i can tell you want to get into a conversation okay are you the mayor maybe now ben are you elected to this position

people voted for you right is this one of those dog mayor situations where it's for the news have you thought about wearing it could be better off if it was oh ben i'm gonna say hey hey man i bet you're a great mayor slash bartender hey i won't have you yeah being down and then what's the population of butler it's about 14 15 000 holy shit that's a big fucking town ben you made it sound like your two establishments were the only buildings in butler it's that and city hall which is in the back of one of your bars how far is butler from here it's about 45 minutes what the fuck are you doing here anything could be happening back in butler you're not there if i guess my response to be um this is a town of 14 000 people

how the fuck do you not know that of course i'm the mayor obviously i'm the mayor you know me i'm the mayor have you ever thought about having a t-shirt made that says i'm the mayor gotta love me that's something that's something oh also maybe you could have like a specialty cocktail at your bars that's called like are you the mayor and then when somebody comes up and goes aren't you the mayor you just start making one and charge them it's yes and when they're like 48 dollars it's really good and then you can put that money towards i don't know fixing roads or whatever you do yeah i'm just trying to work through the power dynamics of going to a bar and the mayor is the bartender tell me all your most vulnerable secrets all right uh spill your guts to me the mayor

oh i don't have my mayor hat on right now you can trust me trust me tell me about all the ordinances you violated it's cool it's fine yeah so we're having a party in my house do you have a permit for that fucking party now i'm a roadhouse mayor does that help that's great thank you thank you man mayor ben okay can we bring the house lights back down there's so many people thank you all okay so we've made it to the end of another live experience time to start sleeping up yeah thank you all so much for coming this is the end of just another grueling tour three days three days we made it somehow uh i want to first reiterate please be cool about the doughnuts they're ice they're ice cold they cost two dollars regularly please don't make a big deal

all that let me say because i have been this person in the audience who's like way up in the balcony or something right if you think it'd be funny to just like pick one up take some pictures and then throw it away leave it on the table for someone up there who's gonna bite into it because there's someone up there who wants to really try it and now i'm like a funny way yeah thank you to our former tour manager paul sabouran gonna miss you paul thank you to uh our father clint mackleroy and thank you and schmanners thank you very much to schmanners uh thanks to mckay and sarah and amanda for amanda especially for hauling out all those doughnut sandwiches and making herself culpable

in this terrible crime that's fair amanda is our business manager and apparently at some point she thought this is good for business long uh john roger along with us for our team song it's a departure off the album but in the next bed real good you want that final absolutely oh thanks to maximum fun also for having us on the network thank you to maximum fun thanks maximum fun okay finally on please tweet about the sandwiches no don't tweet about the sandwiches tweet that you didn't get a sandwich and how glad you are okay this one is sent in by gram robuck thank you gram it's yahu answers user molly who asks and i'm gonna it's a long question and you're gonna kind of know

what it's about after the first sentence so i'm gonna take my turn with the first sentence and then try and push really fast through the rest of the details is it possible that rain is mars juice i know they found water on mars so i think because mars is above us the rain comes from mars my name is justin macaroy i'm travis macaroy i'm krippen macaroy my brother my brother me kiss your dad's square on the lips you maximum fun dot or comedy and culture artist owned listener supported the greatest generation is a star trek podcast that de-stigmatizes the very idea

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