My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 677: Am I the Sphincter?

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

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The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What, dear three? It's the start of something beautiful A small quaintance has blossomed It's rapid into a precious friendship

I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach My life, it feels like It feels like It's better, it's better with you My life, it's better with you This is you, it's better, it's better with two. My life, oh, it's better with you. Hello, welcome my brother, my brother. Me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McRoy. Well, me? We're a part of the time your middle is a brother. What the fuck is this coming from? I'm on the new red green show to Americans. What if I don't know why I had that voice on the show? I'm almost positive red green shows,

Canadian. I am like 99% sure it is as well. This is the American version. I'm Griffin McElroy. Hey, I'm Griffin McElroy. The youngest one. What if I was blue and then it was the red green blue show and it was like cyber, like cyber, like screens, or like the red white and blue show.

Oh, that could be cool. Yeah, we would have to get rid of green in that one. Yeah. What about just white and blue? Okay, that could be fun. Now we're having fun really narrow casting. Hey, right before we started recording this fun, now we're having fun really narrow casting. Hey, right before we started recording this podcast, which we have done for many weeks and many years, several over the weeks. Travis said he had a new new skit. Is that new? No, a new segment. A new segment. I should pray for God then forgot no I didn't forget I was just waiting for the right time I was now I was letting we should do it

I was letting the four play comments before we got to the well okay well we talked about we talked about obscure public broadcasting television yeah for a while and so I think that that's four play for us okay great so I I should that's for play for us. Okay, great. So I should count, because I said a new segment,

but it's a segment like everybody's doing, but I wanted like to get our hand on the box so they always do well. Carpool karaoke. No, it's, am I the asshole? Top 10 lists. Am I the asshole? Now Travis, this does just sound like a Reddit,

are you just gonna read sort of types, subject lines from that, because that's unprecedented for us. We're not like the biggest Reddit. Well, I've got a really good one here, okay, so you guys. Wait, no, Griffin, he has a really good one. I don't really give it.

Okay, let her rip. Am I the asshole? I am a sphinster in the human body. Okay. Now don't guess yet. You could guess now if you want to lock in your answers and you get four points, there's four clues. So if you want to lock in your answers now, there's four points and then three points and

then two points and one point. I'm gonna not say it's a sphincter in the human body. Correct. Guess what? What's your guess Justin? If you don't want to lock in a guess yet, I can do a second clue. I can get it. Locking a guess juice is easy enough. I can do a second clue. There's lots of fingers in the human body. Nice fucking try though, Riddle Master.

Sometimes I'm said to Pucker. I mean, the heart has finkters. The stomach, the duodenum, the duodenal sphincter, the esophageal sphincter. These are all the many sphincters we have in our bodies. There's more than that. There's way more than that. The hearts, the heart chambers, the livers

probably got a couple of them going on. We are half sphincter in there. We're 98% water, half sphincter. I'm gonna say I need another clue. You need another clue? Okay, you think in j... Hold on, but Justin's also playing this game. Oh, I'm lost here guys like I who knows? I mean, I know it's a sphincter. Yes, I know, Jusie. And it said sometimes said to pucker. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I guess yeah, it's a yeah, I think so. Do you feel like you're in? You will not trust me.

There's two more clues. All right. But Justin, are you locking it in? No, I'm not locking it in. There's no reason. Do I get more points for locking it in really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could get three points if you lock it in now.

Okay, yeah, then I'll lock it in. It's definitely an asshole. Okay. Okay. When checking gut health, you might stick a camera in me. Okay. I'm locking in no. Ooh.

And the final clue was, I do make fart sounds, but they're called raspberries. Now, hold, now we need to wait a minute. Now we need to wait a minute. Now we need to wait a minute. Because we need to back up for a minute. Now we need to wait a minute. Now we need to wait a minute. Because we need to back up for a minute. And wait, just for a minute. Uh-huh.

The mouth isn't a sphincter. The lips are a sphincter. K. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean, listen, I'll take the W, but I protest the doubt. It's like I won the basketball game because I had a bunch of people throw extra basketballs on the court and you'll multiple and get each one and said it was worth a million points. Well, Griffin, Conval was right. I am not the asshole.

Okay, but it's not, uh, but it's so excited for Round Two. I gotta be honest. Listen, I have a round two. I feel like I got the game now. I feel like I got my C legs underneath me and I'm ready to know. I see that's, you'll have to find someone else to play with,

though, because I'm retiring with a perfect win record. I'll save Round Two for another time. No. No, you want to know? I'm so good at your games, Travis. Great. Now you want to know I'm so good at your games Travis great Great travel. Thank you. That was bracing For sure. Thank you so much for that

What a what a wonderful palette cleanser for our beautiful thing is I think I could do this game forever because I think there's like 70 some sphincters in the box. There's so many sphincters The first clue is always going to be I was sphincter in the human body I don't know what's up here's one problem with the sustainability of this segment trap. Yeah. Yeah. That the lip, I'll start, I'll count this by saying that there's the lips, I refuse to think of them in the way that you have. I still, you can, it's just true.

Okay, but I won't. And, but the other thing is like there's not a lot of sphinxors in the human body that are similar, that do a similar enough job That you could throw them off of the trail of the, you know, the ain't that ainess I don't notice fincter is You don't know what it's like Go ahead and describe, yeah, can you define it, Trav? Do you have like a question? Well, I sure can't, it's a ring of muscles surrounding and serving to guard or close and opening or tube,

such as the anus or the openings of the stomach. So it makes, like they know you're thinking about butts when you say that. Well, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, so it's kind of like I am. But they also use it in boulders, in the, when you're walking through the ship in the beginning.

Yeah, but those are clearly, those fingers are fun. Those are fun. They're not mouths, right? They are, they are, they are, mouths right there. They are they are Chloacol in nature Um, it says here I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for sphincters and it says here in the first paragraph about them Sphincters relax at death often releasing fluids and feces. Yeah, I mean, I think the alternative would be Just in say yeah It's yeah, it's you with the body goes on full lockdown Yeah, I mean, I think the alternative would be just

it would be why? Yeah, it do what he goes on full lockdown. Yeah, the idea that like everything just, we're gonna create a perfect hermetic seal here to keep it off. A real locked door mystery. Yeah, there's real, no, but it'll go as he knows. No, but it ever comes out.

Yeah, yeah, lock it up. Lock it in. 16 types of fingers in the and not. No, but it ever comes out. Yeah, lock it up. Lock it in. 16 types of fingers in the human body. Yeah. Wow. Now hold on, but we can be, why didn't you lock that down to a number over 60 types, but less than 70? There should be.

That was exactly how it's, it's 69, they just did what you were doing. Oh, I bet that's true. But it doesn't say lips on there, right? Lips is, yes, Griffin. All right, but probably not. It really is. Hold on, I'm gonna call the doctor to the GW hospital here.

It talks to head surgeon, their doctor, Samantha, brain medicine, hold on. Pfft. Hi, hey, is the lips a sphincter? Oh, gross, we've never, I guess, we've never really thought of it that way before. Um, let me ask the guys. Yeah, they are all shaking their heads,

but they're making a yucky face. All right, I guess it is. Yep. In human anatomy, the orbicularis auris muscle is a complex of muscles in the lips that encircle the mouth. It is a sphincter or circular muscle, but it is actually composed of four independent quadrants

that interlase and give only an appearance of circularity. Okay. Wow. All right, code cracked. That's also the kissing muscle. Okay. And you're kissing sphincter. You're kissing sphincter.

You're kissing sphincter. You're kissing sphincter. Touch sphincters with me is a new kiss. Hey, let's lock sphincters. Mayway. My sphincter. You're kissing sphincter. You're kissing sphincter. Touch sphincter's with me. Hey, let's lock sphincters. Mayway. My sphincter is sealed. That's why I say my guy's secret. My sphincter is sealed.

I have a broken outdoor tray. Everybody knows that Stephen Tyler has famously big sphincter. Oh yeah. Powerful. Julia Roberts is the one for her. Her voluminous. I bought this. I bought this. Wait a minute. The other day, that's the four of that says it will pump up my sphinx.

They're really excited. Yeah. Really excited. Yeah. Try it out. I think my stuff. My sphinx is open and I'm saying in songs. That's Mick Jagger with his notable historic. We're children. I think it's the problem. Like we're grownups doing this show, but we're children.

We're at that issue. That's beautiful. This is, you know what, Travis, you're right. Let's help people. We're helping ourselves to a lot of these great jokes. But let's help the listening public. I have a broken outdoor trash can. I've tried three trash pickups now

to throw it away. I've tried putting notes on it, putting it upside down, but the sanitation workers have left it on the curb each time. How do I communicate that the trash vessel, the trash, that's not a fault. The trash vessel is in fact also garbage. That's from cluttering the curb in Pittsburgh. And I, while you guys know this one hits close to home for me. That's why I included it, Joseph, because I think it's time we solve this. We put it into this. You think about the obvious stuff.

Like, here's an example. You write garbage on it. And the trash guys are like, yeah, I would assume. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you put garbage, what do you ate? Are you miss Rachel? Like, yeah, you put garbage in the garbage can, dunce.

I have to assume to like, these garbage, the sanitation workers have been burned before, right? So like the beyond a reasonable doubt that this must hit for them to be sure that you want them to take this garbage can away, right? The barrier has to be so high. Because like if I was the sanitation worker I'm out there collecting stuff.

I don't want to get like a call that's like, hey did you take their trash can? That's like 101 stuff, man. You emptied the trash can and leave it. What are you doing? Yeah. I have, I have struggled with this before and I will tell you how it was solved and you will not like it.

Okay. Powerful stuff. There was a big storm. Yeah. Oh, no, you're right. I won't like it. It's a big storm. And then trash you're right, I won't like it. It's a big storm.

And then trash can got struck by lightning and came back to life. It was a big storm and it blew away. And I never looked for it again. Now Justin, I'm sorry, you didn't solve that. That's not a solution, Justin. It is. It is a solution.

Because he prayed for it. And God was like, don't worry, Hoops, I got you. That one path of footprints and wheel tracks is when I took your trash can away. Do you know why you never found it choose is because it blew into someone else's yard who very badly needed a slightly used but gently loved trash can. I love. I hope it found a good home. I like that idea. Yeah. But this is why it's really important. I have worked for multiple years to foment a really powerful relationship with my trash guys.

Yeah. I have worked for years to like every day that they come, I have both of my adorable little children go out and say thank you. Everyday. And when, what? Everyday. Well, every day when they arrive, yes,

every day on trash day, they keep them home from school on those days, or? No, well, I mean, no, they come early enough to the times out well. And then once Christmas time rolls around, oh, I'm pulling out the Franklin's. Like, come on, guys, I really, I love you guys. This is so important to me.

This is my most important relationship after like my family and friends, because I don't, I need this one place in my life to be safe for trash without second guessing myself. Yeah. And I need a real, they need to know, hey, it's Justin, you know, like no matter what you see in there, we were close, we're tight. You're just going to throw it away no matter what, right?

And they never, they never fail me. We got a great relationship. It's really important to have a relationship where you can go out and talk to your trash guys and say, Hey, dudes, this can is broken. Can you take it? And they'll be like, no problem. Just some. Yeah. God. Hey, did you just call $100 bills, Franklin? Yeah. Franklin's, yeah. What is it? Would Benjamin's be more accurate? I mean, people do often say Benjamin's. Yeah, historically, I would say is sort of the common vernacular and in sort of pop

fixed pop sort of culture history, we do refer to them as Benjamin's. No, no, Justin's out there. He's just breaking some Franco's off some French Franco's off the stack. Tell me you don't, can you tell me you don't know who Ben Franklin is? No, I, no, I do know who Benjamin Franklin is. Justin. Okay. So I, you're telling me then you don't know who's on the $100 bill.

No, I, juice, you're actually out of this one. He's trying to steer. No, Travis, don't look at his, don't look at his, don't let his sorcery get you twisted around No, nobody says what he's saying it was such confidence Griffin. I know and it's no horrifying. No, I know who it is. It's been you know who's on the yeah Griffin. You don't know who's on the bill Why is this happening to me? No one calls them. It's not called. It's all about the franklin's baby They don't that's not the name of the song. They don't say that, it's Franklin's.

That song, Griffin, came out, that do you know, do you know when it's all about the Benjamin's came out, Griffin? 1998. That's a really good guess. Let's see how close you are. Griffin, it came out in 1997. So like great.

Do you wanna talk like somebody from 1997? Or do you want to sort of be on the forefront of languages that evolves? Um, no, not you're saying Benjamin's like we know. No, you're saying Franklin's doesn't don't please don't twist it around. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh, wait, no, hold on. That was interesting.

Which has happened. That was interesting. Which has happened there. Yeah, that was it. that's called a segment slip. It's not oh my god Okay, I do like the alliteration. Yeah, I gotta say a You guys you guys are trying to like Nelson effect me right now. I don't really like it. No, what I mean, the Nelson effect. You get it. All right.

You messed up. A lot of things people call a segment slips that are really just mistakes. Yeah. I think it sucks that you can't just make a mistake anymore, you know? Mm-hmm. You need to cut the trash can in half. Cut the trash, if you get a big hammer and smash the trash can to bits,

no questions asked. That is the bad. Yeah, the correct answer. Everyone at home knows that. Now, if you could go down one side across the bottom and up the other side and just have two perfect halves laying in the street when they come. Okay. That's so clearly garbage. Let's talk about this though.

Okay. Let's talk about smashing it to bits of hammer. Where is that happening? Would you say it's happening in-home or out-home? Because in-home is bad, right, for very obvious reasons. That's my home. That out-home is like, uh, uh, are you okay over there? Yeah, I was gonna say,

I was gonna say do it under cover of night, but I actually don't know if that's better. That's worse. That's fucking straight disturbing. We need to move. Oh, what, what happened last night around 3 30? I saw our neighbor Travis just smashing a trash can with a big hammer and saying, they'll love this.

They'll definitely take this. Yeah, I'm putting an ad on Craigslist to offer my services as a sort of like the wolf from pulp fiction type of just if you need me to discreetly dispose of your disposal. Don't do it in the yard. Your kids are gonna be home from school in just a couple of hours

when they see the big trash can mistake you made out front. They're never gonna speak to you again. So call us the trash trasher. Who trashes the trash man? We do. We will discreetly destroy and dispose of your garbage. Please hit us up. It's $10.

It's not that much money. I do have a wizard here. This one is from Jacqueline, and it's gonna, I'm excited for sort of the conversation that it's gonna lead to. Almost like a smart conversation book club, guys. Right? It's how to bathe a horse.

If you're going to a show or your horse, what's that? Tongue. Tongue? Tongue bath? Tongue bath? Oh, I see. Like, lick a horse. Like a horde of tongue bath?

No, no, no, because I don't think you would need a wiki article for that. Yeah. Because that would be like, just start licking and quit when you pass out. Yeah, start licking and quit when it's kicking. Yeah, that would be like just start licking and quit when you pass out. Yeah, start licking and quit when it's kicking Yeah, that's a great That's my rule right there if you're gonna tongue-bait your horse first of all just go to jail and ask them how long you Just go right like like when you know you're about like I don't move you way about the turn to a werewolf and you're like you need to lock me up Yeah, I know I'm gonna, when you know you're about, like I don't move you way, you're about to turn to a werewolf and you're like, you need to lock me up.

You know, I know I'm gonna do some terrible if you don't lock me away. Go right on to jail, tell them what thought you were harboring and then to see what they think. And ask how long would be good. In Biden's America, you're not allowed to think whatever you want. You're just even thinking it's illegal.

You know, Tom Cruise gets the red ball out and it says Travis is gonna lick his horse and then they come and they arrest me. Thanks, Greg. Right. Yeah. No, but I do like that sort of government overreach. Obviously, that's great.

If that was fine. If it's stopping horse licking, then that's great. Keep it up, Pinopticon, you're really killing it, sweetie. So prepare the horse for a bath. Gav- oh wait, I skipped the thing. If you're going to show or your horse is covered in mud, those two situations for me are usually very different. Like, if I'm going to, if my horse is covered in mud

or I'm about to go catch a concert down at the 930 club, those two don't usually happen at the same time. You'll need to give the animal a bath. Bear in mind that a horse can become chilled in cold weather, so it might be best to postpone until a sunny day. If your horse is sick, consult your veterinarian before bathing the animal.

Right, I also don't want to be out there spraying water on my horse on a cold day. Yeah. You feel that too? I mean, hit you guys with this. I love a horse, and I want to have one obviously, but you think a lot about the financial investment of a horse, you don't think about sort of the sweat equity that goes into it. Chief among the supplies you need are shampoo and conditioner specifically designed for a horse.

Don't try to cut corners here. No, I actually, I'm not, cause I use the main and tail. So I get to use the same shampoo for my horse. Now see, I actually use my horse, shampoo for my head. Yeah, that's just the same shampoo. I use noteres, Garnier frutti and me and my horse both use that and that's been going okay so.

I use prescription dangerous shampoo. Oh okay. No, yeah, I've dabbled in that too. It smells, how's it smell? Cause my experience has been never good. Like chemical. Cool. So you're gonna need a bunch of grooming tools

such as a sweat scraper, body brush, curry comb, main comb, and chamois leather, or towels. Chamois leather or towels. You also need access to a water source, obviously, as well as a step stool, if your horse is too tall for you to reach this back. Guys, to watch this fucking animal, you need three different brush instruments,

special fancy leather from France, and something called a sweat scraper. That was, if I'm being honest with the most off-putting, sweat scraper? Yeah, because like three different types of brushes, right, you got the mane, right? That requires a different brush than the body. And I don't want to use the main brush on their butt here,

which is what I call the tail. I get that. Right, that's the curry. I think. I'm rubbing them down with leather, which feels like the horse is going to be like, hey, where the fuck do you get that? Hey, that's skin, bro.

That's weird and gross. And I hate that. And then I'm like, yeah, but let me just get this squeegee out. Yeah, I don't know about that. Here's another thing that also I've never had to contend with when bathing my children or any animal. Tie up your horse using a quick release knot. Hey, how rude he is just about to get.

This is how sick it is about to get. You know, I'll release him in case of emergency. Like, you need that option immediately open to get. This is not sick, it's about to get. You know what, release him in case of emergency. Like, you need that option immediately open to you. Let me just say, if a living thing hates getting bathed so much that you have to like tie it to a tree, maybe it's good. Like maybe so obvious that you guys don't have never owned dogs. Like sometimes maybe so obvious that you guys don't have never owned dogs.

Like, sometimes your horse stinks like shit. Yeah, but like the flip side that is, what this person's gonna say, you need to not, that it's specifically designed to let you give your horse away. It's, it's gonna be so mad that you're gonna need to make the split second to not have a horse anymore. Because that's what we're talking about.

Well, you don't want to be made, you don't want to be made horse bath with the wrestler's strike. And you're like, oh shit, okay, wait guys, please don't steal my cattle, give me a second. I got to untie this elaborate knot. I guess I tried to wrestler. You didn't think about wrestlers. I never thought.

I'm not a wrestler's frustrate show up and steal your cattle. I don't want wrestlers' frustrate to show up. I'm just saying if the horse doesn't like the bath so much, so much that you must tie it to a tree, maybe that path of horse just doesn't have baths. And that's okay. Stinks like a horse.

What do you want from that? What do you want from that? It's a walking horse dog. What if new law, you can only earn a horse if you're within writing distance of a waterfall, right? That's special. So then you just walk through the waterfall with your horse and your horse is like, yes, this is how I would normally behave. And you're like, cool man.

Yeah, let's go ahead. And if we could go ahead and stop calling them waterfalls, by the way, because that has never been like the coolest name for what is a very, very cool thing. And just go ahead and call them horse washes to take your horse to the forest today. Oh, that's horse, but I'm taking it. I'm taking my horse.

Well, no, it's not going, but he's don't go down track. Oh, that's a water riser. You're right. I've lost track. OK, so we use the curry comb on the body of the horse, and you use that to stir up and loosen dirt and debris within the coat. You can skip this step. This is me. Oh. This is Griffin Justin and Travis saying the coat. You can skip this step. This is me.

Oh. This is, this is Griffin Justin and Travis saying pretty confidently, you don't need to use this first brush. It takes so long to clean a horse, do not even sweat the curry comb. The other two combs will get the job done. I promise you, if not the leather will do it. What does the leather do? I mean, we'll get to it.

I guess static electricity gets it off the horse. Get on your horse. And this is making other horses. Yeah, pardon me, I don't know if this was listed in the original, in the original list of brushes. So we may be about to add a fourth brush into the mix. Use a dandy brush on the horse's legs. Ooh, la, la.

Wow. I mean, brushes I have for this horse. So far up to body brush, main brush, fucking curry brush, a dandy brush. You know how many brushes I brought with me for my human body to Seattle? Well, how many? None.

None, no, no, none. I forgot the one that I normally bring, and that reduced me to zero. Yeah. How many sweat scrapers did you pack in, my man? They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short.

They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short.

They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. They got to be short. leave this house with force grapers. Now, just, you gotta come up with a rhyme like that that you can say as you're going out the door for the rest of your brushes. The rest of my brushes. Yeah, like, as I'm not in a rush.

Sweet and like, Andy, don't forget the dandy. Yeah, don't be in a hurry so much you forget your curry, come. You do need to specify that, right? Come. Yeah, because you have to have a curry on the way out the door. Right. It's not the best road food.

Dad had a curry the first night we were in Seattle. The first night we were in Seattle. Dad had a curry. What kind? It doesn't matter because the only context I heard about it is that curry's really messing with me. And it's like fucking three days later and dad's like, right, like back up and I started to be dad's like,

oh boy, that curry is still, well, it's interesting because he ate that curry and then also proceeded to eat spicy food at least two other times in the following 48 hours. And then he was still like, yeah, decision I made three days ago is the problem not the collective me asthma of decisions I've made of seven decades of decision not all the poor life choices up to now just I was I was running a hundred percent

until it got to that curry that was the first little a little snack boost, little rust on the gears in here. Use a main comb on the horse's main entail. Okay, now we're, we're not gonna go down the- Main entail? No, thank you. Yeah, that, guys, I don't know how to tell this to you. That's just the pre-bath brush. We're not even bathing it.

We haven't even wetted the horse yet. It's already taken like 12 hours. Step one of part two bathing the horse. Wash the horse's face. The horse is likely to be sensitive about having his face washed. Do this first before the rest of the bathing. Okay, I think if the horse is gonna fight me

and I only have a limited amount of human energy I can use to fight the horses I clean its body, I'm gonna focus on like the butt probably just the main stink areas. Just that's what gonna be my strategy. The face, the beautiful face. I don't want to miss. Here's my worry with the face that while I'm washing this horse's face, whether I mean to or not, I will make eye contact with this horse. And there will be a problem. They're so big. And it will be so obvious in the horses look that they're like, what the fuck are you doing?

I trusted you. Take me to a waterfall. She lets. Please. Step two, wet the horse. Here we go. Here we go. It is best to wet the coat all over

before applying any shampoo. That's also human how we do it. Yeah, I don't like wash. It is best to wet the coat all over before applying any shampoo. That's also human how we do it. Yeah, I don't like wash quadrants. No, yeah, I don't put in a dry shampoo layer. But I also don't use four brushes on my hair just to loosen up all the grime. Maybe I should.

I can't just tell me by the way, Charlie's telling me now that the thing is you condition in the shampoo. What me now that the thing is you condition and then shampoo. That's it. That's what he means by that. What do you mean the thing is? The thing is the TikTok trend. Yes.

No, it's 100% that. What the? But I don't think you see on YouTube shorts or something. I don't know, I don't know what kind of shampoo the kids are using, but the shampoo I use devastates the texture of my hair. The conditioner comes in as a communication. What they're saying is the idea is the conditioner

protects the hair against the chemicals in the shampoo. Wait, then hold on. This feels like a shampoo problem. I don't need the conditioner lining. Shampoo different. Yeah. My dudes, I want you guys to listen to me really carefully. If science, if the scientific consensus comes back that this is correct, I think we have

to stop doing my brother and my brother and me. I think that our shampoo guidance was one of the first things we ever told people how to do this. And if science takes that away from us some 13 years later, I don't know that I can look our audience in the face. To be clear, what Griffin is referring to is like maybe the first episode of my brother, my brother and me, when he said that he didn't need to use body wash because he used shampoo and just let it drip down his body. Yeah. So that's the advice that we've like built this temple on. I use it. And what you're saying is, if that was, if the common thinking on shampoo changes that drastically,

this shifting sand that we've built, build our empire on the whole. It will swallow us. Yeah, it will swallow us. Yeah, it will. We will disappear. And then a new podcast will build upon the bones and our spirits, our unquiet spirits will come up to haunt them from time to time.

Your movements, the distance, I feel between a man who did not use body wash because he thought the shampoo sense with clean his body is so fast. I'm having a bit of an existential crisis. You know, your body replaces all the cells in the body every like seven days or whatever? Yeah, it's like that for now for me for 2010 Griffin. What?

Griffithes. Griffithes. Yeah, Griffithes. So yucky. Clean the horses ainus in genitals. No, what? Sorry, I can't. I've got the best part.

It says here, now she got him wet, clean the horses, anus and genitals. Now she got him wet. Now it's a good time to be in with it. Without even. I would try watching horses. Without even getting into. Yeah.

I rub. Hold on, I'm looking at my watch. Hold on. Yes, now is a good time to clean the sheath in a male horse and around the anus for the time of the horse. Okay. No, what's the sheath? The time is up. The time is now.

The sheath is the, you know, foreskin. The sheath is the part that holds the secret penis. Although for our horses, we're like a eight skin, right? You mean the scabbers. Yeah, well, yeah, sure. The horse can't have a horse's penis out the whole time. It's running around a lot.

Yeah, use clean cloths to keep it secret and safe. Yeah. Use clean wads of cotton wool or a clean cloth. I think I'll go with the cloth on this. You know what? I actually think I'll be fine with a hose from about 20 feet away. Because one of the defining defense mechanisms of a horse is kicking. And there's no way that that horse is going to back.

Yeah, man, I wasn't happy about you washing my face, but I'm going gonna stand perfectly still and not at all kick through your chest when you wash my feet with a cloth. Go for it. I got a problem though, they say use a clean cloth. If I can't use my dirty cloth to wash a horse's balls, why am I saving them?

What are these things for then? If I like, why not even keep the dirty costs? If I can't use it, it says here, it says here in the details, you can use your favorite t-shirt. All right. I have to save those for shop rags. I guess I could use some of them to on the horses. How clean are they? Are they more they shop red, clean our horses, balls clean. I mean, there's a little dust. Then it will work, Justin. Might be a little dust on the shop red. It is morally, morally problematic

that we have put such a long gulf between the furt, the point I just said and the point I'm about to say, because people might have gotten in there and messed this up already. You must use a separate cloth for the anus as for the sheath. Do not try to double up. These are two cloths two ask me how many

Claws I use to give a shout five you need five coms you need one sweat scraper Unless you sweat scrape the ainess and sheath and you need three sweat scraper three. Oh, okay. Yeah One for never stand directly behind the horse to watch the ainess always stand to one side I'm looking at the lawyer. He's giving me a huge thumbs up. Yeah, man. He's giving me a huge thumbs up I'm already in here bleed with that I set down my ball scraping stool already. Yeah Champ of the horse is coat rinse the horse dry the horse so it's after, after, after I clean the sheath, there's more because at that point,

that's gotta be the grand finale. The Peter Jennings said, you saved the most challenging questions for the end of the interview. And that way, if they're gonna walk out on you, you get the other stuff first. This to me feels like that's the most challenging part of the wash and should probably be your grand finale.

I do now see why they were so careful to say, make the eye contact with the horse first, clean the face first, then the sleeve, because I don't think the horse and I want to be in that moment together. I need to know when the moment to break eye contact is, because if it's immediately before I start cleaning the sheath, he's gonna suspect that I don't know him well enough

to have that level of intimacy. And that you don't want to know him. Yeah, but if you keep unbroken eye contact, the entire time you clean the sheath, that's gonna be disconcerting as well. Okay, I don't know if you ever see all. So you keep up a friendly banter during the time or do you treat it with reference? Just keep the fucking apples coming, man.

That's a lot. Yeah, that's a cubes of salt and sugar. I don't know if you've seen a horse's body or if it's been a while to use the sheath and the eyes could not be farther apart. I do not see how you do business with one while also conducting business with to other. It's not possible. You're saying a horse can't see his own sheath? I'm not when they're tied up with a quick release, not. Hey, wait, stop for a second. Yeah. Can a horse see his own penis?

Hey, Juzda, Google that for me real quick. Yeah, we need to all stop googling these questions and just put one of us on a job and then watch this. Oh, but I'm not googling shit. You're just asking? I'm just saying, I'm just wondering, it allows. I'll ask Siri. I'll ask Siri. No, don't. Can a horse see its own penis? She says, sorry, I don't understand. What's the first thing? Maybe we should refraise. If she can't parse that question and we don't know to worry about from AI

Griffin try phrasing it Can we more direct Siri has a horse ever tried to see its own penis? Okay, let me try that Has a horse ever tried to see its own penis comma and succeeded I don't have an answer for that then I don't have an answer for that. Then look online, Siri. I'm afraid you're driven. The one horse that pulled it off afterwards that came to have said, was this a success?

And he said, I don't know how to answer that. I don't know. I'm still parsing it. I'm still thinking through it. Okay, I've got a lot of, lots of process. Ask Google if a horse can see its own penis. I don't have an answer for that. I'm not, is it because I say penis?

And she's like, her brain fucking shuts down. There's like a kill switch in there. Sucks. So shitty computer you made, Steve. Keep it up, Joni dry the horse You guys still there? Yeah, yeah dry the horse. Yeah, both went. Yeah, both got so quiet. I can't let him dry in the sun No, this it once what if he gets it going

That's what the knot is for Once satisfied the water running off the horse is clear, and there is no shampoo residue left. You're ready to stop rinsing and dry the horse. The one option is to use a sweat scraper and to move it in the same direction as the hair. This squeezes the excess water from the coat. That's interesting.

You can also use the edge of your hand to squeegee the water away. I don't want to do that. I'll turn it to do that. I think I'll just turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it.

I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I think at this point,

it's waterfall or, you know, I task or habit this one, this particular chore. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. I'll turn it to do it. dirty, stank horses, we need to go to the money zone. Yeah. Let's go.

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Kind of a mouthful. Do you need a law center? No. 20 years ago. Lawson? Sure. No. 20 years ago, don't make me please God, don't make me repeat myself. And now I return to earth. You just said 20 years ago, now I return to earth. No, 20 years ago, give me a space. I'm so sorry, pumpkin.

I need to go ahead. Don't repeat yourself, just keep going. Now I return returned to earth And you must defend your usage of my gift. Oh Or destroyed. Oh fuck. Okay. I don't want to be destroyed I live of the trial of pumpkin spice Justin McElroy, but you'll'll be here to answer all of our questions. Of course.

Awesome. Hey, it's Justin McElroy. Hey, Juice, I have been because of some bad deals that I made. I am in the internal servitude to punk manness. Yeah. He has decided after 20 years after he gifted us pumpkin spice lattes, he is now returned to our dimension to see how we have fulfilled this incredible question. Can I have a question for Pump Manis? Sure, you can ask Pump Manis. He's nodding.

Okay. Will you tell us what compelled you to give Pumpkin spice to the earthlings in great detail, please? Yes. I was bored and also mad at my dad. Do you see dad tell me everything? The devil. Oh, hopefully. He's mad at my dad. I'm a minor demon. What is the old one?

Like a child demon. Like fucked it was fucked up. All right, so he cusses cool. Okay, so here's the way we're gonna do it. We've gathered in this hall. Yeah. A selection here. If I give you a number, you're gonna think I'm lying.

So I've gathered a selection of spokespeople from America's fast casual brands. You too will be portraying these spokespeople. And we're going to see who offers the best defense of pumpkin spice because when you're releasing something that involves pumpkin and you're talking about it in August or September, For some reason, you have to justify your decision. Right. Wow, okay. Guys, keep an eye on your slack.

They're gonna be coming at you. And we're gonna just, we'll just alternate here and stop to discuss as needed. Cool, kick ass. Okay, great. And again, if we lose this, then the spokesperson is destroyed, or me just, me in great question.

No, one gets to stay. All others must cease production of all pumpkin spice products. Okay, but I was- And be evaporated. Okay, there's the- There is the- The product is evaporated. The spokesperson is evaporated or Travis and I are evaporated.

It would be Travis or I., okay, you guys are safe because it's a skit. Okay, but you can understand if someone with a scary voice called you on the phone and said they were going to destroy you juice. You probably know. I would look for the recording stuff around me and realize that it's a skit.

Okay, I could have been hacked. Could have been hackers. I'm going to put them in this chat with both of you. So just either one of you that wants to grab them. Yeah, sure. Uh, this is, uh, Mary, should I read the quote or say who's who it's from? Yes, say who it is and then read the quote. It was Mary Ann Radley, CMO, Smoothie King. We're keeping it real this fall. We're proud that our pumpkin smoothie lineup contains real ingredients that you can actually pronounce,

like organic pumpkin and they taste amazing. Like organic pumpkin and they taste amazing. Like organic pumpkin and they taste amazing. Whether guests are looking for an afternoon pick me up or a vegan or high protein option, our five pumpkin varieties provide a delicious and nutritious option for everyone. Mariana's not a shot, right? You know, so you're a piece of that shot. I would also like to say Mariana,

or Mariana, whatever. The idea of it being in green ends that I can renounce isn't really that much of a selling point. There's lots of words across the planet that I could not pronounce that are delicious. So good. I can barely say cinnamon. Travis, come on.

Okay. RobEx, vice president of marketing, Mitch Baker says, our commitment to menu innovation is a top priority. And we believe the pumpkin flavors are an exciting way to dive into fall. Really? Yeah. This is where the first person to ever think about this,

pumpkin fall, we did it. The dedication we have for innovation drives us to create flavors that resonate with the essence of each season. Like pumpkin! The perfectly pumpkin smoothies, which use 100% pure pumpkin puree, instead of pumpkin flavoring, epitomize the warmth and richness of fall.

Well, it's not warm, but providing a deliciously delightful and nutritious way to embrace this time of year. All right? Here's one from Chris Roskowski from the CMO over at Badass Coffee of Hawaii. This fall we are excited to invite our guests into our stores to explore our new Aloha Autumn Collection complete with our own nods to the fall season and the Hawaiian Islands. We expect each of our fall flavors to exceed customer expectations. Good, yeah.

I feel like it. They're gonna like, this one's gonna kick ass, especially our new Monna Energy Caramel Cat Apple. Clearly my favorite. Clearly my favorite. How would I know clearly? How would I know anything about you, Chris? Clearly.

The flavor. We got everything you know about me. Yes. The flavor profile transported my taste buds back to the days of getting caramel I know anything about you, Chris. There, the flavor. We got everything you know about me. Yes. The flavor profile transported my taste buds back to the days of getting caramel covered green apples on a stick. Chris, when was that?

I don't know you at all, Chris. And it did transport all of them. Just in taste, this taste buds were transported by the flavor profile of green apple. Transported it back to the day that he ate a caramel apple I don't know that could be last year that could be I don't want to go back too far Chris I don't want to go to fall to I just I had to look it up for clarity sake Just in case you're wondering badass coffee company of Hawaii

Was bought in 1995 by BJ Bill Bill Anzik Who upon their return to Salt Lake City, she and her husband just loved it so much that they bought bad-ass coffee of Hawaii and began franchising on the mainland. Okay, great. Gotcha. Yes, so just in case you were worried that bad-ass coffee of Hawaii, any idea how many people have defended their use of pumpkin

spice in this past month. Okay. I got Jeff and lined up Jeff Rinky, vice resident marking and product development at hungry howies. Oh, eliminate howies. No, boy, you. It's has gone so far. As hungry. Oh my, oh, sorry, Bob. Oh, my god, okay. The limiting time comes, gets by how he breads celebrates the season's most quintessential fall flavor. It combines it with pizza's favorite side, bread sticks. Pwa! Customers love our how he breads selection.

So with that in mind, we decided, we decided to introduce pumpkin spice how he breads as a seasonal flavor addition in 2021 that is Quinley's when everyone was locked in their homes it was the perfect time to force this on everybody over the past two years we've seen such a positive response to pumpkin spice how we bread don't say it again which is why we're bringing back our customer favorite fall limited time offer. That's a rough ride Jeff.

Here's another Jeff. This is Jeff Hetzel, president and CEO of... Circuit Jeff. Second Jeff. Second Jeff. Same as the first. He's the coup of C.C.'s. Power. He's an amazing brand that let you eat all the P.C.E. want.

It used to be next to the Best Buy I worked at and that was lunch sorted. Yeah, yeah. And tell you, yeah. And then people started to just eat the restaurant. That's the plywood and all of the plaster. Jeff, the coup of C.C. says, our fans at Dorter Mouth,

watering pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls so much last year, we had to bring them back again this year. We are thrilled to reintroduce a festive take on our classic sweet treat to our buffet rotation and satisfy our customers fall cravings once again. Did not need a presser on this one Jeff. We did it. We done did it again. You liked it last year? It's back. Jeff, that's a ver- that is a weak defense. I feel like that doesn't convince me at all. Well, no. Are there people who want to go to C.C.s? But they just need something to push it over the top. Can I speak to Pumpkin Trump? Pumpkin Trump?

Pumpman. Pumpman is not. Pumpman is not. Pumpman is, I would like to say on Earth, I don't know how much of our legal system you know about, but there is a thing called precedent that does sort of solve a lot of these cases before they even get started. What Jeff Hetzel president and Koo of Cece has said is we've already done this. You cannot, the Supreme Court didn't stop them. And the Supreme Court didn't stop them. So, come on, man, I feel like this has my vote so far. Okay.

So, Matt Ryder, senior vice president of product and procurement at Caribou Coffee. I've been sitting here reading that title over and over again. What is Matt procuring? What is he doing? He's like the coffee man. He's going out and picking it up. He like asks people.

He's not jumping over the fence to steal opinions from a witch, is Garden. He asked people he's not jumping over the fence to steal opinions from which is garden Pumpkin is one of the most highly anticipated seasonal flavors in the industry and we're ecstatic to welcome guests to fall with our extensive pumpkin menu. They're so fucking many of these With a wide variety of menu items and endless Customizations there is something for everyone to enjoy this fall season. Whether they want their pumpkin, shagin-ized blended hot or with nitro cold bread.

Now, here's what I love about that, Justin. He goes on and on about how sensitive it is. The wide variety, endless customizations, and then says to highlight the wide variety and endless this customization, how do you want your pumpkin? You can have your pumpkin anyway. I will say Matt's using a lot of passive voice here.

Yeah, it's necessarily owning it. He's saying, I don't know, people around me send to a joy pumpkin. Yeah, there's got to be out there somewhere. Tim Horton. Check it on Tim's. Tim Horton USA president, Tim Horton's, the current American president,

and Katarina Glyftus says, fall is one of our favorite times of the year. Tim Horton's, we're excited to bring a new lineup of delicious beverages and make good that truly capture all the great flavors of the season. Hot, iced or blended as a iced cap in pumpkin spice maple cinnamon sugar, spiced apple cranberry or fall peach flavors, the fall beverages provide options for everyone.

Okay. Pumped bananas, I changed my answer to this one because a lot of those actually sound real fucking good. Okay. Oh, that's a nice cap. I don't know. So we have them in the North Pole and the South Pole. Yeah. And due to our just real abuse of the planet, their melt well, okay, let's not let pump

man is. I'm here with dad also. Yeah. Well, no, it's not. It's not. It's getting pretty hot up here, pal. Can you turn it down the the thermostat or whatever? You have any control over that? Yeah, they let the pumpkin demon control that. Okay. Well, that's our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one.

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Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our last one. Our? Juice. No, pumpkin. Okay, at Nyecter, which is E with a accent. Nyecter juice bar. Splash the bottle. Right. We understand that people today demand more than a basic beverage or bowl. Our guest crave and deserve an authentic experience, and a nourishing

and nutritious menu that aligns with their fitness and wellness goals. This inspired us to reimagine false favorite flavor with our pumpkin pie smoothie and pumpkin chia parfait, delivering essential nutrients from real, whole ingredients for a better tasting and better way for you to enjoy pumpkin. I believe in the just God-given inherent dignity that belongs to every human soul, but I don't know what one does to deserve an authentic Nektor pumpkin pie smoothie shake. And I don't, frankly, I don't want whole ingredients. I would like you to give me... Chop them up. Yeah, chop and I don't frankly I don't want whole ingredients I would like you to give me chop them up. Yeah chop them up. Yeah, I don't want to eat a whole pumpkin too big Sanji Vrazdon president of the coffee bean and tea leaf brand says our fallmen you really

Celebrates the nostalgic sweet spicy and savory flavors of the season complete with pumpkin chocolate and even orange He says we are excited to see our guests enjoy an indulge in their favorite flavors and beverages that are all made with the highest quality coffee and tea that are globally sourced and perfectly roasted and prepared. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you gotta spice it up a little bit if you're part of the pun. Yeah. Jeff Laramie, a CEO of Beans and Bruce says, fuck man, I don't know. Uh, basically, every year people come in, oh fuck. Oh god, I got into this business because I had a dream. It meant something to me.

No, he actually says customers look forward to our seasonal offerings. We're really proud to introduce these new fall classics. Be sure to come by your local Beans for our new fall flavors before they're going. Oh Jeff. Oh Jeff. Oh Jeff. Does it? Hey, I wrote that one. Hey, I wrote that.

Danny Wann or VP of Operations at Ziggy's Coffee says, embracing the spirit of autumn, we are thrilled to extend the heartwarming and comforting flavors of the season to communities nationwide through our specially crafted ZZ's little menu as Ziggy's. With a commitment to fostering connections, this fall brings a distinctive assortment of fall flavors, providing convenient and enjoyable ways for our communities to go together. They are so many of these. Scealing America, daddy.

Thank you so much Ziggy's coffee. Nations giant hamburgers present. Is that a place? Travis, read this person's job title. Nations giant hamburgers president. There, yeah. My job is nation's giant hamburgers president. Nations, nations, so it's apostrophe-ish.

Nations, giant hamburgers president. I am nation's giant hamburgers president. Michelle Bytherwood. Nations, giant hamburgers president. Nations, giant hamburgers president. Nations giant hamburger president. This is a fun little exercise because you could also remove any word from this title and it would get 10 times wild there.

Nations hamburgers president. I'm the Nations giant president. And we are, frankly, assuming nations as a business, this could just be saying like, our nation's giant hamburgers president. I don't know how far down the list they are in a designated survivor. They have a super fat president, Joe Biden. And the giant president, Michelle Leifwood.

Should anything ever happen, Churchill Biden, and you see I'm 86th in line. Have you seen my giant hamburger? Those. We are joining the seasonal pumpkin craze in our own nation style. Pi shakes have long been a secret menu item

on our menu. Not a mean. Pi shakes have long been a secret item menu on my menu. Got a really faster Travis, there's so many. Pie shakes have long been a secret item menu on our menu, beloved by our regulars. But this is the first time one has ever made it to the official menu. Our pumpkin pie is made with true pumpkin ingredients and a homemade flaky crust.

The bites of pie and flakes of crust in each bite made this dessert in a milkshake. Okay, they just take a whole pot, okay. But the weather in most, okay, follows almost upon us. But the weather in most parts of the country says otherwise thanks to global warming. So our ice cold milkshake, what?

Not the guts. No. So our ice cold milkshake is the perfect way to stay cool while enjoying the most popular flavor of the season. I did want to highlight here where Michelle says that, one part that I think is very interesting is that pie shakes have long been a secret item

on our menu, beloved by a record. Now to me, what that means is that someday, someone went into a nation's giant hamburgers and said, hey, can you put a pie in my shake? They had to deal with that. Like then it also was so popular. That this is how they will just put a pie in your shake. Here's, oh wow, this is a special one.

This is Shipley Doonuts or perhaps Doonuts, Chief Marketing Officer, Donner, Joseph's, I don't know if y'all have ever had Shipley's. They're fucking great. Our pumpkin spice Doon donuts bring the sweet aromatic essence of the season with balanced fall flavors that we all start to crave This time of year they are perfect with a cup of our hot coffee or our signature bold black cold brew and you'll definitely want a Russian and try them before they're gone Juice there's there's there's a lot of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do have to do this one. Dave Skinna, who as we know, is the global chief brand officer for Krispy Kreme,

regular here on Munchbine. Yeah, after a year, we fall in love all over again with pumpkin spice flavored treats. And this year, pumpkin spice lovers will fall the hardest at Krispy Cream. Combining two new pumpkin spice donuts with two fan favorites. We're saying to the spice and our fans. Yes, we love you. Here's what we're saying to the spay. It's me, Dave Skinner. I'm on the phone. Is it weird when I say we're saying to the spice? That doesn't

scan for me. Well, I guess Dave, I guess it depends on what it is we're saying to the spice. That doesn't scan for me. Well, I guess it depends on what it is you're saying to the spice. PS, we love you. Oh, that's like not appropriate. It's like pumpkin spice, right? PS, but also we love you. We're also telling our fans a pretty direct pair of social invitation to go eat our donuts.

Yeah. Okay, we got two more and then we're done. Okay. This was not source to a specific person. So this is an Eliano spokesperson. Every year the anticipation of... Now if you want, if you feel like there's a lot of these, maybe you could bring a little something to this.

Every year the anticipation of our fall promotion grows louder and arrives sooner. Our dedicated customers have voiced their desire for these beloved pumpkin flavors earlier each year. So this season, we've listened and are thrilled to introduce our pumpkin lineup earlier than ever. It's our way of saying thank you and celebrating the magic of fall with our customers. This is something who's being very honest. Yeah, it's crazy, right? Every year, these idiots are like give it to us, give it to us, give it to us. And this season, we finally broke. Like, well are like, give it to us, give it to us, give it to us. And this season, we finally broke. Like, well, just fucking give it to you, no problem. We are executing on the basic principles

of supply and demand. And what is that, if not magic, a fall. It's July. Jill, ta-da. Jill McVicar Nelson, chief marketing officer at Duncan. Every year, we can practically feel the buzz around our pumpkin lineup. It's truly amazing to see our fans light up for this cherished flavor, catching their excitement

both on social media and in our restaurants, underscores how much Duncan and the fall season go hand in hand. As the pumpkin spice season embodies Duncan's vibrant spirit, we're all in. Splashing our signature shade of orange everywhere we can. Gross. What the fuck do you mean, Duncan? Don't splash it everywhere you can. Put it in drinks and in donuts.

That's it. Don't in. I don't want to be splashed with your orange stuff. I have my answer, pumpkin manis. Speak. I choose Jeff Hetzel president and Koov CCC's. He was direct. He was honest.

He established, I would say, even a super precedent. And he didn't waste my fucking time with a bunch of frivolous statements about how good pumpkin flavor is. Oldest brother, do you can go? That's you. Judging. Wait, wait, you're not the oldest. No, oh God, no, look at my youth.

I'm fucked off. I just wanted to ask why didn't you assume he was older than Jeff? So much older. I do not. Just look so young and vibrant. No one would ever make that mistake. I am. I've been a long, longer.

I've been alive, longer than you can conceive. Right. I think I know which one is oldest. Pump, Pump Man is though. It is Justin's youth and vibrance. Maybe part of the reason why he is eternally indebted to you. Also why he's so easily possessed by just about any like-

He is a bit of a fluzy, isn't he? Yeah, sure, he's, yeah, his soul's fincter. His things like chips and neer. I don't know which one that would be. He needs to do some soul keys to tighten. Left over, Jeppos. Gross. Okay, well Travis, where are you at? Like wet Jeppos.

Great. In the carpet. I... I... If I had to pick, let me see. I think mine are back up at the top. You know what, I'm going with how he's spread. It's the weirdest one on the one I love it.

Consisting by breadsticks, go on. That is the one that needs the most defense. I would say. Consensus cannot be reached. Therefore, I must return in 20 more years. Okay. Pumped Gannis, can I just ask real quick before you go? Did Starbucks really not get a hand on the ball?

When they invented the pumpkin spice latte They did it by dumping coffee on pumpkin pie and eating it After watching that once I can't ever talk to those nasty freaks. Oh, okay, that's gross. All right, well punk man, it's thank you so much. We probably won't still be doing this until 20 years. Well, you'll pride you. All right. But you were here. Wow, I guess guys.

Okay, allergy season's here, because my throat is like burning. Yeah, so short. So, you talked to him. You talked during like burning. Yeah, so sorry. Boaps during that. You talk to him. You talk during that bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, thanks so much for listening to my brother, my brother, and me. Sorry, we couldn't come to a consensus on that. So you know about that part. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hey, coming up, we got more 27 and C-Surf to vibe shows. We're going to be in Philly and then New York Comic Con, you know, tober. New York Comic Con will require a badge to attend the show in person, but badge for tickets

will be available to watch the video on demand of the show online. You can get info and tickets and stuff at bit.ly slash macaroon tours. And if you're going to be at New York Comic Con, keep an eye out for the schedule and stuff, we'll see you there. Let's see. What else? Griffon, what else? Oh, well, I mean, thanks to Montaine for the use for our theme song, my life is better with you. It's my throat also hurts, but I didn't do pump manness weird that doesn't make any sense Thank you montane Also, we have merch. Did you talk about that? No, macormers.com. We got a bunch of great stuff over there

funny like joke stuff like prop gifts print gifts Oh, we got some bestie stickers that are absolutely darling and hogs got a hunt t-shirt That yeah as a good shirt and besties stickers that are absolutely darling. And Hogs got a hunt t-shirt. That one. Yeah, as a good shirt. And a 10% of merch proceeds this month will go to the Hawaii Community Foundation, an organization that is working to support

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