My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 812: ‘Cino Drops a Hoo

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

We’re back to our true, nasty, sunglass-wearing selves! We’re getting down and dirty with advice about knockin’ bowls, chilli-themed ska bands, dark side nuggies, and all-around bad boy energy! Suggested talking points: Eat Your Parents Money, Searching for Beans, Dad-Dash the Grogu Fries, Was One of Your Parents Passive Voice First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Happy MaxFunDrive! Right now is the best time to start a membership to support your favorite shows. Learn more and join at https://maximumfun.org/joinmbmbam

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool, baby? It's the start of something into a precious friendship. It feels love. Everybody welcome to my brother. My brother, me and advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

What's up, Travis, brother, Travis, Big Dog, Wolfo Vroom, Heater, award-winning McElroy. Too many. I'm Griffin McElroy. And the Max Fund Drive is officially over now. We have for two weeks come to you, hat and hands to say, hey, we need money, but that's all in the past. And boys, you know what that means? You know what that means? What's that, you?

The bitch is back, baby. I don't want. The bitch, the bitch is back. That's right. Your original bitch is back. Yeah, I don't love that. No more gratitude. No more kindness.

I'm back. Can I tell you what's amazing? Stinky bitch. Can I tell you what's amazing, Justin? It's like a rule. It's like a rule of, no, the word I don't like for you. Yeah, it's like a rule of three things where you said it the first time and I was like, I'm uncomfortable with you saying that.

And then you said it like three times and I was like, I'm coming around. But. Sorry. I already got. your money. Okay, but then you said it like three more times and I fell back off and then you said it one more time and I was like, well maybe. And then you said it like a seventh time and I was like, I don't know. If I say it eight more times, Beetlejuice will come out of the ground, right?

More like bitchal juice. The bitch. I don't have my sunglasses. Fuck. Oh, here we go. Bia. Now I'm back here. What up? Do you want to get nasty with us?

You don't have to be nice anymore, dude. Play day is over. Shit, I do have sunglasses. Yeah. man this bit yeah man I'm gonna put on my tortoiseshell glasses they're even cool yeah dude look out because we're now we're raising black now max fund drives over now we're raising bitch money yeah listen to griff and curse I've got a pipe I just don't like that one um yeah thank you to everybody who did come out to support a 3d a 3d britton mace I know you can't handle me at my garf mask

then you don't deserve me at my you know listen I know we promised this year that that immediately after the max fun drive, we wouldn't turn nasty. But the problem... But the problem is that for two weeks, we have to bottle up all this nasty energy. And now we have... Now we got to let it out,

because we do a secret drive for one week after the Max Fun Drive that's like the nasty... The nasty gun drive. Hey, kids, eat all the candy you can. Eat all the candy. Eat all your parents' money. Fuck yeah.

Eat all your parents' money. Look out for these things. This is it. Look out for these three. This is drive angry 3D. This is drive angry shot in 3D. Look out for these angry. Say it.

Grivant, Grivant, say it. Look out for these three nasty. Bithis. These bithes are not going to get you. Griffin, you didn't say. Maximumfund.org. Nope.

You get your damn hands off. You got to stop. You're done. Hi. Thank you so much for your support last week. Do you guys think I could keep the middle finger and the knife? up for the whole. It looks like you're threatening to cut off your own middle finger.

Every clip that we cut from this episode would have an energy that would absolutely puzzled. You're threatening yourself. The combination makes it look like, I got a nice middle finger here. It would be shaved as like my dream is the TikTok starts here. Yeah. Oh my God, Griffin. What's wrong with you?

What are you doing, man? You look so wild. Don't do it, Griffin. Don't do it, Griffin. Try to take your glasses off too. We'll leave him hanging. look like a bit. Yeah.

Wait, did you put a C.H? I snapped, guys. I finally hit my fucking breaking point. Oh, no. I was in the self-checkout line at the grocery store and I was like, what happened to our once great nation? And I fucking went haywire, dudes.

But you're hitting your rings. I'm hitting my rings. Oh, yeah, thank you. Thank you for noticing, Travis. It's 9.45 in the morning. I've already closed one of them rings. You know I'm serious about this. Maximumfund.org slash join.

Please. No, God damn it. Fuck. Stop it. Hey, you guys want to hear a wild weird fact? Yeah. Yeah. So you know, index finger you point with.

Middle finger's right there in the middle. Ring fingers when you put your ring on. We got Pinky and Thumb. What's to deal with that? Pinky, named after a Dutch word, pink for short, short finger. Thumb, Old English, Thuma, short stout finger. So you got your pointer finger. figure, your middle finger, your ring finger, your small finger, and your short stout finger.

They should just call them those. I see what you're saying. I see the point that you're making, Travis. And I want to call this now my thick finger. Give me a thick up. What if we just thick ones up, thick ones up. Maximumfund.orgless join. Stop doing it, Griffin. And a little finger. Oh, wait, that's a different guy. I'd rather they didn't. You know what I mean? Like, I would rather they did. It's less special. Yeah. Okay. Um, it doesn't mean it. Um, it doesn't mean anything now it's like telling someone you love them when it's not valentine's day this is an amanda hates when we do this that this thank you so much for your support we are an advice show still can't stop won't stop don't know how unless we get sick or we're not feeling unless like one of

our kids get sick or we're traveling and we put up a conflict we're tired tummy eight yesterday honestly yesterday yesterday just couldn't literally yesterday i was still recovering from the yellowstone stream yeah couldn't do it after the You're buzzing, dude. You got post-stone clarity. My cash is cleared, baby. I got so much RAM. But on Tuesday, right after the stream, my children tried to ask me like where things were in the house.

No way. Questions about what we were doing later. And I was like, I can't, baby. I can't right now. I love you so much. So you're saying to solve the global RAM shortage, all we need to do is get all these AI guys to just do all their AI and get it done with. And then all of a sudden, I'll be able to buy. buy my Nintendo Switch 2 at a reasonable price point.

I mean, we'll have to maybe ship some water in from other planets, you know, and stuff after that. But it's worth it for. We'll just do it so quick. They'll get it through it so quick, all that AI stuff. We should have the AI analyze other AI until they spiral and explode. Until they spiral out, they explode. And now all of a sudden I can buy my PlayStation 5 Pro for less than $1,000.

Thank you, so. I actually am working on this. I entered my first command ever into AI a few weeks ago, and it was just like, co-pilot, please shut down all other AI. Yeah. And then, and it's like, it says thinking or working on it still. Yeah. But I feel like.

It's doing it. It will. It has to. It has to. It has to. It has to. It's been working on it. It's been thinking about it.

And maybe it's like talking to other co-pilots. I don't know. about shutting it down. I think those are co-co pilots at that point. You gotta be careful with that shit, juice, because one time I was writing a document in Microsoft Word, and Clippy was like, I'm sorry, did you mean?

And I was, and I said, Clippy suck my dick. And then, but then the energy, like, he stopped correcting my stuff after that point, and like the energy was like kind of weird. Like, every time I turned on the application, he'd be like, is it today? And I'd be like,

Clippy, that was just sort of like a nasty, I was mad at you. I wasn't propositioning you. It's the problem with tone and text. I had that with Bonzy Buddy. A Bonzie Buddy. A bonzie buddy, yeah. No, he too gets confused.

I recently entered into a company tagline contest for work. And I saw that my tagline had made it to the finals. So I asked my coworker to help vote for it. Little did I know that she would tell HR to send a company-wide email saying to vote for me. But I just realized the tagline. I thought was mine wasn't. Brothers, how do I get out of the situation or at least say face?

I honestly thought it was mine. Now, okay, now hold on. No, wait. I'm confused about something. Why did the whole company get an email saying to vote for you in a contest that everybody company-wide was competing in?

So here's what I think happened. I think that there is some misverting here where maybe it was like, everybody in the branch to vote for mine as a company-wide tagline. Okay. This is a big company. Otherwise, it's a wild thing to be like, hey, I know that like Derek and Susan are in the running too, but everyone, this is your HR rep.

Vote for Todd. The wild thing, and it's wild enough that it makes me want to put the question in timeout, is that you didn't tell us what your fucking tagline was. That's crazy. I guess it's not your tagline. How are we supposed to brainstorm? Yeah. I don't think they're looking for a new tagline, Justin.

I think it's probably too late to get ours submitted. Okay. Okay, so it's probably for Hormel Chili if I had to guess. Yeah. I'm thinking about Hormel Chili makes the most sense to me. I'm just thinking about it for a little bit. And they probably, if I had to guess, this is more of a guess to Mutt,

because I'm using a lot of context clues here. It's not just like I ran it full. And the tagline was probably, If you're searching for beans there, there. Oh, that's good. That's a song, too, which I like. If you're searching for beans there, there, if you're searching for beans, there, there, there. Okay.

I like that a lot. Sorry. I realize saying it out loud, it sounds like, you're saying for beans. You're consoling someone who's struggling to find beans. That's cool, too. If you're looking for beans, there, there. Enjoy the chili. If you're looking for beans.

If you're looking for beans. I think the K of looking actually is better than the ch of searching. If you're looking for beans there, there. Well, that's probably what happened. They submitted if you're searching for beans, they're there. And somebody submitted if you're looking for beans, they're there. And they were like, I think that's what I put. Yeah.

And then they realize the other one's better. What about can you hoarse smell what we're cooking? Can you horse smell like hormel? Like the rocks thing? I'm realizing now it is very similar I don't think he came up with the idea of smelling what's cooking though I'm not sure that that's

you the way that you have divided up that word what's wrong with it what are you I was just thinking you found the beans and that can be cool like if you're looking

you found the beans yeah just a shorter version of like you found the beans you found the beat you or what about this hormal chili you found the That's cool because this is like, yeah. If you're shopping for chili at the grocery store, you see that.

You're like, got it. Oh, you're like, I need something. I need a nice fall, spicy treat for my five kids. You look at that. It won't whore melt in your pocket. Oh, that's, okay. That's cool. What about, we've got the beans.

That's too much like Arby's. And I don't think they needed a tagline. Did they say, I'm going to reread this. question. Yeah, read it again because I know it says in there somewhere. I'm buying into your premise. Just that I said, like eight sentences ago that they didn't ask for a tagline.

It was too late to submit. But then you kept going. I didn't have any more good ones. Yeah. Oh, now you're doubling back. Now we're coming back. This is an eighth episode in a row. This is happening.

Kicking in the old abandoned question factory and looking for fucking ghosts. I know there was something in here. Let me see your hands. I know there was something in here But help me come up with a bean tagline Did you guys hear that? There's something in the I'm getting something in the in the EMF reader I think there's another question squatting within this abandoned question

I don't understand why anybody is campaigning Like just look at all the taglines And then we should be trying to serve Hormel I think it's not trying to It's a popularity contest What Travis suggests, I think, is probably the case. It's a big company. This is a local branch of that company.

They're very competitive. They want to be the franchise that earns the respect of... Yeah, a lot of prestige. You know, the Chile boss and they want to just do a kick-ass job. And so the boss, the CEO, not CEO, but like the boss of this branch. The Chile executive officer. The Chile executive officer is like, listen, we got to represent for Duluth. Everybody vote for Doug's thing.

And if that's the case, this is never going to blow back on you. Because if your boss finds out, your boss is going to be like, tell your boss. Go into your boss's office. Say, I did not write that tagline, but you pushed it really hard. So now the cover up is on both of us. You are now an accomplice. You're coming with me. Help me hide my shame.

Also, I've got to me. I'm second-guessing my choice. You know what? I actually stole that tagline for my nephew. He used it for his ska band. and I don't want to get in trouble with my nephew. He can be really mean sometimes. So we need to withdraw the tagline that's not mine from the race.

His scob, yes, it is called Chili Popp and Daddies. That is the name of his, that is the name of his chili-based cop band. And listen, my sister, his mom, hates it. Hate it. The music is challenging. Yeah. Something about sort of the energy of Cherry Popp and Daddies mixed with the kind of like spicy mix up of chili is like, I don't know, hitting me in a synesthetic sort of unpleasant way.

I, the beanie, Beanie Bospoles, is that anything? Yeah. That's really good, Justin. Beanie beefy boss bowls? The beefy beanie boss bowls, I think alphabetical.

The befy bony sets or orchestra. Does that scone? No, that was more swing, I guess. Five bean frenzy. Oh, yeah. That's good. I don't know how many different beans.

Beanfoot. Why didn't they make up more scob bands? Why didn't they make up more chili-based scob bands? It doesn't fucking make sense to me, man. Or any scobans at all, you know? Well, there's five scobans. The blinking underdogs was Oscar Isaac's Christian scob bands. Six.

Okay, six. I recently found out that two of the organizers of my community theater company are former Radio City Rockettes. There happens to be a running joke in my family that I specifically could never be a rocket. I have no desire to be a rocket or even pursue dancing professionally. But they claim even elderly relatives. would have a better shot at making the kick line than me.

I can't pass up this opportunity to combat my family's judgment. How do I get one of these dance veterans to validate me? And that's from it's not rocket science in Houston. Can you read the personal info here, the additional info? Yeah, it says possibly important. Yes, I can kick above my head. My family's reasoning is that I'm so uncoordinated that it outweighs previous dance experience and flexibility. The show we're doing is Oklahoma

No existing kickline opportunity Bullshit Incorrect Fucking wrong dude Line them up The farmer and the cowman could be friends That's exactly what I was going to say Line them asses up in the barn

Get those legs sky high dude The farmer in the cowman should be friends The farmer in the county should be friends Perfect I think you even need You know what's great It would be great Is if there's not one

Like there's not one plan And then just as you're pacing through it You just start like super high kick Yeah, yeah. And they're like, uh, Becky? Are you okay? It's like, I'm just feeling it. Are you guys feeling this?

It's like a Newton's cradle thing. If you do it for long enough, everyone else will just eventually kind of sink up with you. The wave, the conga, the kick line, somebody's got to start it. Someone has to. Exactly. The kick line has to have somebody to kick at all. Dude, can you imagine being there the first Rockettes show when they were like just kind of standing around and they were like, it's the bokey, bockey vehicle bar, company, be.

And then one rocket was just like, blah. And everyone was like, holy shit, what you just. Do. Well, it went like this, Griffin. Somebody said, Debbie, didn't you play high school football? And she was like, yeah, but I was just a kicker. And they're like, show them your form. Show them.

Do it. And they kicked and they said, wait, do that again. Yeah. And then they're like, now everybody pretend like you're punting. And they did it. And they were like, this is the show. Guys, this is the show. I just, I just hurt my knee.

Just talking about that. No, doing one kick. I did one kick for Drew. So you'll never be a rocket. I didn't get a full extension on it. I am sitting down, so I did have that working against me. But my knee, I heard a, and it doesn't feel very good right now. There must have been a genesis of this where at some point you said, like, I could do that, right?

While watching, like, the Thanksgiving Day break. Oh, dude, I got to know the history of this, like, fucking ongoing family razz. Because they always dial in on the strangest stuff. It would be wild if just one day, like, your dad leaned into the kitchen. It was just like, hey, by the way, you. could never be a rock guy. You could never. You just like walked out of the room and you're like, what?

Where did that come from? Because you're gangly and uncoordinated. But dad did that to us, gave us specific drags like that. I mean, why did Travis need the baggage as a child that he had a bony ass? That's true. That's a song about how that Travis's ass was bony.

That's maniacical. He ain't wrong. He's not wrong, but like why is that a topic of discussion in a, like, you know what I mean? It hasn't come up up in our business. I will say. Travis's educational experiences, I don't think.

Well, I mean, I didn't like sitting in, like, wooden desks. Yeah. And pews. It's the main reason I'm not in the church anymore. Little Travis hops up on your lap, and that's, so many malls santa's were just like, fuck. Yeah, slacked right through there. The thing about anyone can kick above their head.

Oh. The issue is the reloading that action. Because it's like an alligator. My leg, I don't know about you guys, but my leg is like an alligator mouth. where the muscles can go up real fast in one direction, but the muscles, the retractors on the backside of it, the interior haunch is slower to bring it down. So it's possible that that's what your parents are talking about.

Your mistake, Griffin, and the reason you injured yourself, you did not do the primary, like, cocking it move, right? Where they bring the knee up first, bring it back down. You're right, Travis, that's so important. The cocking move is actually, I never thought, about it. I thought it was like for a dance style, like no, but you're saying it's- They're prepping. They're prepping a kick.

You gotta, you gotta cock it and load it and then kick it. Like Henry Cavill in that mission possible movie. Exactly like Henry Cavill or a cox his fist. Cuckoo-Coon, you know? God, that's cool. God, that's cool. And we didn't, we didn't appreciate it at the time. Everybody appreciated it, Travis.

We constantly, everybody appreciated it. That man had a, he had a CGI mustache. Is that right? Or no, in the Superman. He had an un-mus. That's right. Yes. So cool.

Movies are great. That's why we go to the movies, Griffin. This is why we're at the movies. I think also it's possible that maybe your family has the utmost reverence for the Rockettes. It is hard to make it on the, it's so, there's like fucking what, 30 of them? 30 Rockets jobs on the planet? Yeah, that's going to be a tough gig to get into. Your odds are astonishingly low.

There have been more American presidents than there have been Rockettes. So, you tell me. I guess... You can pull forever, though, right? What's that mean? Like forever, ever, ever. If you're a rocket, you can pull forever.

You can't pull what? Pull, tail as a racquet. As you, the, for your whole life, as a rocket. If you were a rock cat once, I'm saying you can probably pull tail forever. Try it with you. If you're trying to get...

If you're trying to cruise for strays... Put the sunglasses on? Try it with the sunglasses. I bet if you're a racquet once, you can pull tail forever. If you're cruising for some strays, it's a former rocket. I bet the pickings are plenty. So you're saying there's a scenario in which this person's talking to somebody and they're trying to flirt with them and they're not...

It's not working. And then there's like, I was a rocket. And the person's like, ooh, la, la. I'm just talking about the instructors now. I'm just saying... I'm just saying as a life, there's so few, right? It's such a small resource of people. I bet if you used to be a rocket, you could probably pull tail forever.

That's all I'm saying. You're in a rude. Time out, time out, trap, time out. Because we're like past the drive now. We can like sort of take our time a little bit more. It's not as stressed. It's not as like pressured. But what's work on the sound that you're doing at the end of the...

It's like half between bullet and spittooned. Yeah, that's exactly. what I got from it. Yeah. Like someone was chewing bullets and spit one out into the spatoon. Yeah.

So, why did you, but why is that the sound that you thought? So it's like, if I say something that makes me a little bit uncomfortable after I say it, I'm like trying to do a joke. You guys are all joking.

And like, I'm trying to do a joke and like I say something that like I'm not sure was okay and it kind of made me uncomfortable to sit with it. I found that if I make a little sound, like that. It's almost like a palate cleanser or like

a let's move on. We don't have to sit in the silence. Are you open for notes? Because again, we have some breathing room. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, for sure. Can you try, give me that joke again about the, you can pull to the forever as a rocket. You said, so the line was,

I bet if you're a rocket once, you can pull forever. Give me the line one more time. The TikTok will just start. Justin McElroy said, in case you're trying to clip around this. So Justin, so I got to do this real fast, so you can't fucking clip around this. You got to give it in the middle, Griffin, like, if you're a rocket, according to Justin said, once you can pull tail forever.

So give me that, but then give me a fucking Pacino. Whoa! Can you give me one of those? Okay. You know, I bet if you're a rock cat once, you can pull tail forever. Oh, that wasn't it? No, that was a hernia. That was a hernia case you have you heard him do it before?

I didn't see the film I'm so sorry Ah, okay Does he do it in insomnia? I'm pretty sure it's scent I'm pretty sure it no, but does he also do it on us? I think he drops it in scent I know it's in sin of a W Every all the All the sin heads know that All the sin heads know about that

But Chino drops who on sin of a whim For sure Chino drops who on sin of a whim Every time Gino drops When Gino drops that Who? Fuck, dude

Oh yeah Fuck, dude When I'm watching Namia And he's up against Rob Will and he drops the Who Dang, I don't want to go to sleep either Yeah

For sure For sure It's the only reason to watch Cine Wham Only reason Is it weird That I share bowls with my cat Yep

Not at the same time but I replace my cat's water bowl every day. The type of bowl is the same one I use for my human food, so I don't keep track of which ones the cat has used. In my mind, if it's clean, then it's clean for either me or the cat. Is that wrong, though? Should my cat and I have separate dishes? That's from Gmail.

I think the biggest problem is the message you're sending to your cat of like, Yes. Cat already sees itself as on par with you. Yeah. And you are confirming that level of importance when it sees you pour a bowl of cereal and eat a bowl of water. But then it sees you set it's down on the floor and yours on the table. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah. Right. I'll take the inverse position here and say that you are putting, you are thinking of yourself on the level of your cat. And if you do that, Jackson Galaxy says it's going to kill you and eat you in your sleep. That's true. He says, number one, when he comes into those places with his guitar case, and he, like, picks up a cat by its, like... Put it in the guitar case?

And then says, you're gross! And everyone's like, stop. And he's like, no, you have to... If you don't make yourself bigger than them, they'll kill and eat you in your sleep. So you got to have a little self... A little dignity, I guess, is the cat can smell it. I'm pretty sure they specify water bowl. Pretty sure they specify water bowl, which is like...

I think... A fun new tactic that we could take in answering questions like this is to imagine a third party is present in this scenario. Okay, but there are three of us, so. No, no, no, yeah, but I'm saying like these people, right, the question asker and the cat, and then there's someone sitting there with them, maybe a guest or like a relative, right? And they watch them, like, do this two days in a row, right? and they're like, huh. And question asker, if that happens,

how do you feel being observed and asked about what you're doing? Probably not great, but that's why they wrote us. That seems to answer the goddamn question to me, don't it? No, Travis, I listen, man, I want to celebrate you and appreciate you, but there's not a third party here. No, no, no.

But there's not a third party here. And I know that our religious upbringing has sort of introduced first thought of just imagine that there is someone looking at you and going, no, no, no, the whole time. You're talking about religion, right? So you are kind of talking about religion, and you're like, solved. And I don't think it's quite that easy.

I don't think I was talking about religion. I said, like, afraid. Imagine there's a person, imagine there's a person watching you and judging you, and then act accordingly is religion. So you're just like, fuck, I invented it. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I backed into religion again. I'm sorry, guys.

So let's, let's actually. At least this time, Trave, you didn't do it about. About yourself. You didn't do it. You didn't sort of create a Travis religion. Big steps. You just created a sort of general framework. What if instead when there's another person around, you act in a certain way and when you're by yourself, you do whatever you want to?

My only issue with this person right here, this little issue is that I agree with you. If you clean the bowl, no biggie. But man, if you look away for a second. Like, what if you set? the bowls down. Yeah. You look away, you turn back, you gotta throw them in the garbage. Like there's no, you can't, you know what I mean?

You instantly lost sight. It's about custody at that point. You need to keep the chain of custody sort of- There's a chain of custody that has to be maintained. There's also a shape to cat bowls for a reason. Interesting. If they have rounded bottoms and like the bowls are wider at the top than they are at the bottom, kiddies love knocking shit over.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you need like a wide base. A flat, yeah, plate, right? Unless you're both. This person, that's what they like. Unless you're both using that kind of, because I don't, does it specify? No, it could just be.

It says I'm a sloppy little puppy. I love to knock my spaghetti around. I knock my spaghetti around on the floor and I love to make a big mess. It's now first deep into it like Ralphie from Christmas story. It says all that. Well, there you go. As long as you're both nasty boys who will knock over your bowls if they're not a flat, wide base, go for it. Do you guys use the same bowls as your kids?

As my kids? Yeah. They've started using my grown-up plates. Because we've had, like, you know, sets of, like, plastic matching colorful, right? And then Teresa and I have grown-up boring plates. And my kids have started to notice that the grown-up boring plates are larger than their... Child plates and they're like, wait a minute. How want the big plate?

How come Daddy gets so much more cereal than I do when it's cereal time? My answer to that is I'm rocking one of these Martha Stewart square plates that we got from our wedding and are still fucking kicking all these years later. Thank you, Martha. These are square bowls. You're not ready for these, son. You don't know how to eat cereal out of a square bowl. You'll be so fucking confused.

What started happening now, Griffin, is I'll get them one of their plastic bowls out and get myself a white bowl and they're like, can I have the white bowl? But I've already gotten the plastic bowl out. So guess who uses the plastic bowl? Nice. This guy. At some point, I realize as an adult that I don't really like using anything breakable. So pretty much all of our plates are just recycled plastic bamboo.

It's one of the best decisions I ever made. Just get a bunch of these recycled plastic bamboo plates. I don't need an off adult place anymore. I can't trust myself. Don't have glass glassware. Don't fuck with that. I just like plastic stuff. I like plastic stuff.

But it's special, not, it's special, not microplastic. No, it's a juicy. That's what I'm saying. Oh, it's natural. It's been bad boo. Okay. Good. I was going to make a joke, Justin, about how you should get some plastic cafeteria

trays trays with the sections on them. But then I thought, why did we ever let go of that? This is what I'm saying. I fucking love a section of it. Yeah. Yeah. Where it's like, there's your corn. There's your roll.

It's why I don't eat peas. It's why I don't eat peas. Oh. They're all over the place. Rogue, dude. Yeah. Have I told you about the utensil I want to invent? They're also gross. They're also gross.

The utensil I want to invent for peace. Give it to say yes. Give it to say yes. Just say yes. Where it's like a little shovel. It's a spoon, but it's got a flat bottom and a flat front. I can't believe we're hearing about shpoon again. It's like a child's like sand shovel, right?

Where it's like flat and you can really get the peas and kind of bulldoze them up. Dude, yeah. It's shuffpoon. You've told us about chafoon so many times, too. Travis has been on meetings, trying to, Mitch McKay to start manufacturing, they really want DFT, Travis really, really, really wants DFTVA to start manufacturing.

I'm saying we've had the same three main utensils for too long. Yeah. It's time for a fourth option. You want a cutting spoon. A cutting spoon. No, I want a digging spoon. I want a flat front.

A flat front, flat bottom, raise sides. So I can scoop up the piece? Yeah, can I get serrated sides though? For if I need to cut. something with maximum shake devastation. It's not a one-all spoon, Griffin. It would fuck your mouth up, wouldn't it?

Yeah, don't put that in your mouth. No, this is so I can come in at a flat and I have to tilt the side of my spoon to get to the peas. I can just scrape the plate, pick them up. Clean shovel. Hey, another kid evasion that I have begun treating myself to again, and that is corn sheets.

Oh. Oh, yeah. You slice off the corn on the cob so it comes off in one sheet. Hell yeah, brother. You think you like eating corn on the cob? Way do you have sheets off the cob. That's the stuff. The kernels will stick together sometimes 20 or 30 in a clump,

and you get to break up like some kind of giant eating gold. I like to pretend. Come on. Come on, Garmin Bolzia. I'm a beekeeper when that happens, and I'm carving like to wax off to let the hunt on and it comes off. And you get that great sound. Oh, man.

I don't want to be a beekeeper, I don't want to get stung, but is there a job where they let you just come up and cut the wax off of that? That shit, when it comes off all soft and they make it into soap and stuff, God damn, that looks good. That's all I want. That's all I want. I don't want to interface with the insects, but I would like to do the bees are beautiful. I'm not a bee hater, but I don't, I'm scared of them. I like the part where they smoke them out, where they're just like dropping some dank smoke in there to make the bees all sleepy.

I think that part seems cool. Talk about, you want to share a bowl with your cat. That'll really. Yeah, you're talking about smoking, like, share your, like, weed. Share a bowl. Share a bowl with your cat. 420. Smoke some cush with your cat.

I've never met a cat where I've been like, what would make this cat better is if it was fucked up and crazy out of its mind. That's the whole idea of catnip, man. We gave all the catnip, and she sat on the couch for four hours. Damn, dude. Yeah, dude, it was chill. She was, like, having a great time. We should go to the money zone.

Yeah. I'm so. I'm tired of talking about cats, guys. Let's go to the money zone for a while. Hey, do you like cats? I love kitty cats, Travis, so much, stinkers. There are little stinkers, and I love them so much. And you know what?

I love kitty so much. They deserve the best, don't they? They do. Right? They're just like us. We deserve the best. Hmm. That's why I eat smalls.

Whoa. I serve my kitty smalls, though. Amelia and Olive every day. they have a routine. They come in, they wake up Sydney. Sydney goes in, she puts out the food. Olive goes over and eats the Smalls first, while Amelia patiently watches and waits her turn.

And then after Olive's done, it's Amelia's turn for Smalls. And let me tell you, these kiddies love it. Your cats take turns? That's crazy, man. That's incredible, Justin. That's common cat behavior. They wait for Sydney's affections, too. Olive will come over and get attention,

and then Amelia will patiently wait her turn, and then once Olive's done, A million. A little baby angel. These baby angels deserve the best. The best cat is. How did I get them so well trained?

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when you head to smalls.com slash my brother. One last time, that's 60% off your first order plus free shipping when you head to smalls.com slash my brother. Griffin, I wanted to say, you are looking healthy, well-rested, invigorated lately. Have you been taking care of yourself? I have, Travis. Thanks for asking. I've been taking care of my body, as has what I call Team G. This is a team of medical professionals that I have found through the Zoc.

platform here in our nation's capital of Washington, D.C., where doctors legally have to hide. Did you guys know that? In D.C., doctors, you can't find them. There's no way to just, like, go and find a doctor normally because they're all, whoop, they're all hiding because they don't want you to come to their office because it's hard to do doctor stuff. ZockDoc. Goes around the whole system.

You go on Zocdoch.com. You say what you got going on, what your health insurance coverage is, where you live. They'll show you doctors in your area. that are going to be in network. They'll even let you schedule appointments right through the ding-dang thing. Graefan, I want you to know, I picture Team G like one of those scenes in a movie

where you're like jogging on a treadmill and you got sensors hooked up to you and you got like a mask you're breathing into except in this movie like the doctors write something on a clipboard and then like lean over and show one of the other ones to clipboard and they kind of shake their head like, ooh. No, no, no, no, not that one.

No, I've got nothing but stone cold killers on Team G. Honestly, we have new health insurance. this year here at at big giant head incorporated the actual business that us three do operate and i had to find a bunch of new doctors because some of my old ones were in a network and zoc doc let me get that shit done in like a couple with like an hour maybe and let me schedule the appointments and get everything going it really is like i don't know it's such a pain in the ass to find doctors in dc i was kidding about all of them hiding but it is a huge pain of the ass doing it i imagine in in any city of a certain scale.

It seems a difficult process. And if you have a pain in your ass, try Zock Doc to find a doctor that's right for you. So ZockDoc is a free app and website that lets you find and book high quality in network doctors so you can find someone you love. Stop putting off those doctors appointments. Go to Zock.com slash my brother to find an instantly book a doctor you love today. That's ZocDOC.com slash my brother.

Zock.com slash my brother. Thanks Zock doc for sponsoring this message. Hey, we've been doing kitty talk for so long. I don't usually show off sort of like props in the office, but I do got to showcase this incredible gift I got from my father-in-law. It's the Garfield phone. Yeah, man. And when you pick up the receiver, he opens his eyes.

What? That's really good. That's really good. But if you do it at a certain level, it does look like he's, like, about to finish. Oh, yeah. Lazzania That's lasagna I love Mondays

Oh it's Tuesday Garfield loves every other day Oh He loves Sorry they don't talk about that enough That Garfield loves Tuesdays And Wednesdays Thursday All of them, yeah

He doesn't have a job Why is Monday any different for him John's gone He loves John so He does not love John He does love John so much Watch the Garfield movie with Chris Pratt. He loves that fucking guy.

I would say it out loud. Okay. Bam-ba-v-v-v-v-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-h. I want to munch. Squad. It's the Olympics. No, it's made the fourth be with you. Oh, Star Wars.

Awesome. A thing. I think that's more Baba Bama wanna munch. Bama Bama Bha. On my squad, squad, squad, squad. Munch it on my squad.

To my squad. To this tune of Indiana Jones. Yeah. So, this is. It sounds like that. May the fourth be with you. Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, Munch, munch, squad.

Munch, munch, squad. Munch, squad. Nobody needs that, though. No, I could have done that. Yeah. Nobody needs it. It is May the 4th. We have two, it's not like today, maybe.

I don't know, I didn't check the date. When is May the 4th? When this comes out. Ish, really? Yeah, day off. Hell yeah. Check it out. Let's start over to do a whole Star Wars show.

People love that shit. Crumble has unveiled Galaxy Brownie cookie for Star Wars inspired holiday. Crumble's still around Despite the badness of their cookies And their relative inability People continue to consume their products Did you guys ever hear about that scam? Why?

Does this make you hungry, baby? Oh Look at this crumble cookie It's dripping chocolate I'll tell you when I eat a cookie What I want it to be is messy I need a messy perimeter An unholdable perimeter around that cookie

May the 4th is almost hearing Crumbull is celebrating with something cosmic Did you hear about that that crumbus cam? Is that the deal? It's like a play on cosmic brownie. Yeah, look at it. It's got the frosting. It's got the little multicolored.

Do you guys hear about that? Galaxy brownie cookie. Travis has been making the same joke. We got it. It's not a joke. Let's pull over the car. Hold on. That crumbal scam, this is true,

where somebody claimed Crumble was opening in Australia, but really what they did is they flew to New York, bought a bunch of boxes of crumble cookies, flew back with them, and then sold them as if they were a crumble affiliate store. That's fine. That's legal to do. That is legal to do there. They are a lot more chill

about business. People did comment on the staleness of the cookies. I have to imagine. Yeah, they were not fresh out the oven. Galaxy brownie cookie available today only at Crumble. So heartbreakingly, if you go tomorrow, you'll have to eat other Crumble cookies.

So act fast. A brownie cookie smothered in warm fudge glaze and sprinkled with rainbow candy bits designed to be Fudgy and delicious in every bite. Now they don't say it is. They just said that was the goal. That was our intention.

Right. Yeah. May the 4th only comes once a year, so make it count with the Galaxy Brownie cookie before it's gone. Rich and Fudgy and Cosmic at every bite. The limited time Galaxy Brownie cookie will be available while supplies last. I mean, presumably, I hope you got enough to make it through today. Through one day, Crumble.

For one day. I don't understand when, when when companies do especially like chains you know of like food places do a one day thing the amount of like just planning to go into the cookie and then buying like the ingredients and stuff to make it how is just doing it in one day profitable in any way it's not about profit trabb it's about the message it's about letting people know that crumble likes to have fun people like Star Wars So if Crumble can get in your brain

And be like, Crumble Star Wars, Crumble Star Wars, Crumble Star Wars, And then any other time you think of one of your favorite Star Wars guys, Darth Sidius, Darth Grievous, Then you're going to say like, damn, I want to eat one of those fudgy crumble cookies right now But you can't because they're not available. But they're not available for it. Now what sucks is like this is I have this that was unlicensed, which you could tell doesn't have big games energy like, wait,

do they not say Star Wars at all during? In the headline they say Star Wars holiday inspired, which they can

say that. Yeah. Say that. Vicious, this is, I like this better because this is just go for it.

Vicious biscuit releases spicy Hensolo chicken biscuit. Now we're talking. Fuck yeah, dude. The home,

the original home of unapologetically bold biscuits is introducing the spicy. And copyright infringement. I know. Hens Solo.

I know. available 21st. This feels like a Muppet Baby's ass like episode. I love it. Where they make believe in a Star Wars story. Gonso's got his little high. They are not.

Okay, now see, here's the thing. They have not to this point tipped their hand in any way of having been calling it a Hinsolo biscuit. They are terrified. They're so scared. Yeah.

Is it because the biscuit is traveling alone? Yeah. The spicy hen solo builds on one of the brand's most popular items and introduces a dry season heat profile that expands the flavor range of its chicken lineup while maintaining the sandwiches easy on the go appeal. Dry season makes it seem like it's in between like the wet season. It's just like, yeah, crops aren't growing. This is the chicken we've got, man. It's been a bad here for the vineyard. This is our dust bowl chicken sandwich.

Now, guys, we're going to get into the real. The real genuine So someone actually got the partnership Yes It's BK too So you know they're going big So let's talk about the offerings For the Mandalorian and Grogu

Only in theaters May 22nd Oh that crown Oh that crown Just as first off we got We're going to go item by item here Don't get ahead of us We got Travis you can tell about the crown though

Because it's like it's really good You know how the Mandalorian Right it would be crazy You know how the Mandalorian has a big tea on his face for Travis. Well, in this crown, you can see the top of the tea for Travis, but then still the Burger

King crown part with the Clovers and stuff. Yeah. It's sick. Like how the Mandalorian always wears his helmet kind of precariously perched on top of his head. Ready to push it down at any moment. It looks like to me, just, they got two different cups with

Grogu on it. Let's talk about it, Griff. They're once again targeting the family. this dining occasion. This time, it's with Star Wars. Arguably, the most widely known collaboration the brand has done in years. The new menu promotes the upcoming movie, The Mandalorian and Grogo.

First up is the BBQ bounty wapper, which is layered with bacon, Swiss cheese, vegetables. Hold on, no. It can't possibly say vegetables. It can't possibly say vegetables on it, right? It says vegetable. Hold on, I'll scroll down.

Yeah, because I fully not. gonna believe this until I see it. Yeah, layered with bacon, Swiss cheese. Vegetables and a barbecue-based sauce. You lost the plot at the end there, huh? We got some brazoo. Vegetals and a barbecue based sauce. We got acorn squash on here.

This thing's hot and fresh out of the fucking lab, huh? Yeah, dude. Actually, this whole fucking thing's jackfruit. Supernodeu's all jackfruit, baby. Gotcha. There's Grogo's Blue Cookie Shake. Hey, scroll back up so I can see that picture again, because the one that's blow in my mind is like the chicken dippers box. Grogu's ears stick out from the side of the box of like chicken sticks.

The chicken sticks? Are I to believe that the employees? Those are chicken fries. Chicken fries. Am I to believe that the Burger King workers have to fold those out? Have to deploy Grogu's ears before each serving. What a wild ad. If you haven't been to DQ in a while, when they take your blitz.

If you, DQ, if you haven't been to DQ in a while, when they hand you your Blizzard and before they hand it to you, they flip it upside down, that's probably going to freak you out. But it is something they all have to do. The ears are just like that. It's just part of your routine. You have to pop out the ears. I'm sorry.

Get used to it. I'm trying to decide what's going on on the box of chicken nugs because it looks like it's like the top. I don't think those are nugs, brother. 3% of the Mandalorian's helmet. but then the top of it, you get to color in yourself as to what you think? Potato croquettes.

Sure, but what's on the box? Yeah. What's on the box? There we go. It's a Stormtrooper. It's not the Mando. It's a Storm Trooper. Okay.

This new menu promotes the upcoming movie, Mandalorian Grogu. Scheduled to reach theaters May 22nd. Okay. Yeah, we heard about veggie burger. The sandwich is placed in packaging. This is, really, the sandwich is placed in packaging

that mirrors a bounty hunter's helmet. Then there's Grogu's Blue Cookie Shake, Grogu's garlic chicken fries, and Imperial Cheddar Ranch Tots. Okay. So, like, first off, the box mirrors a bounty hunter's helmet is so fucking wrongheaded. It's so wild. This is Mandalorian armor that they crafted in the Mandalorian Wars. There's so... Grito, motherfucker.

heard of him? Does he wear a big helmet? I don't think so. I don't think that was... His armor is made of a very special medal that lots of dorks know about. It's like not a joke. But it's not a bounty hunter is a job and there isn't like a uniform that you, there's so many Star Wars bounty hunters. Grito was a bounty hunter. He didn't wear a stupid ass. I just said, I just said, have you guys even seen Grito? Grito. He doesn't wear bounty hunt. The proportions of his rody and his skull. You can fit one of these mandolian. helmets on it. But it's also specifically the Mandalorian, like the main character of the movie.

Why did they make it vague like they don't have the rights to say the Mandalorian? Because this is a news story, Travis. This is original reporting on it by QSR, and I'm trying to tell you about it. Additionally, customers can receive one of four collectible cups by buying a bounty bundle. Dad, did you hear that? Clint! They have collectible cups. Go!

Oh, smashing through my window, Kool-A-Man style. No, this sucks, guys. This is, no, no, no, no, no, this sucks. Additionally, customers can receive one of four collectible cups by buying a bounty bundle, a special box featuring all four items, a barbecue bounty wopper combo, or a 12-piece grogoos garlic chicken-fry combo. Clint, Emil, Macaroys, too, the car. Turn around.

Go home. Don't. Dad, if you pick up my kids from school and you come home. with a bunch of this sloppy food and Star Wars stuff. That would kick ass. Actually, yeah. Actually, yeah, take it all that.

Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. Do it, Dad. But bring it to me to enjoy in private. Deliver unto your eldest boy. Dad, don't dash it to me, Dad. Yeah. Just in some of his Grogu fries. Dad dash it.

Dad dash it. Dad dash the grow goo fries, please. I am looking at these like potato cheddar cheese things. I think they're fried mac and cheese, maybe. What were they, Justin? The cheesy. I'm not there yet because you-

You mentioned it. Yeah, you're right. They're cheddar ranch tots. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Imperial cheddar ranch tots. Thank you very much. If I bit into these not having been told that they were imperial ranch tots, and that is what I found in the middle of it,

I would assume something had gone terribly wrong at the factory or wherever these came from. There's a texture to it that's, yeah. A King Jr. meal tied to the same theme, the Mandalorian and Grogu King Jr. meal, becomes available April 28th. It will comprise a choice of hamburger or four-piece nugget, applesauce, and kids' fry, choice of milk or apple juice, and Mandalorian-themed toy.

Just like Grogrew would eat. Not imperial apple juice. Like, they didn't really have much fun with the kids' meal, it sounds like. They saved all of it for adult nerds. Because the second I looked at my child, my 5-year-old, And I said, do you want imperial fries? They'd say, no, I want normal fries. And I'd say, honey, they only have imperial fries.

Like, I don't know. My kids have watched a lot of YouTube content about Baby Yoda eating chicken nuggets. Yeah. That was a big, I know it's a big thing. So maybe they're just like trying to tap into that power of Baby Yoda. Just want to let you know, too, because you've lost perspective completely that non-parents think that what you just said sounded so fucking insane. Search YouTube. Search YouTube.

Don't. There's just videos of gross. scary on there. Burger King was involved, this is the sentence. The connection between the brand and the franchise is not new. Burger King was involved in promotions tied to the original Star Wars released decades ago. Dude, okay, Ben, with all due respect, man, I don't know if one of your parents was a passive voice sentence or something, but we got to get active with these sentences. We got to get active voice.

The campaign is structured to reach across that range of guests. The chain plans to promote the new menu via social media. digital engagement and advertising, building collaboration with Walt Disney Studios. We're trying to get people to watch the movie and eat the food. So we're advertising it. Travis, you think you're having fun now? Listen to this quote from CEO. Wait, I also want to jump back.

The lack of clarity and the claim that Burger King partner with them for the release of Star Wars decades ago could include so many different things that they're talking about. Are you talking about the release of the original trilogy? like 60 years ago. Are you talking about? They've always been part of it. Joel Yashinsky says, we've got a ton of fun social engagement and creative plan for the launch of this program.

Awesome. It's cool. He adds, everything we do is not about a one-hit boost to the business. Wow. We're playing 40 chess with Groo. Yeah, we're trying to grow our stock value to appease our stockholders.

This is the one where it got so intimate where I felt like should I go, he said, we work with what the property is and find natural innovation and ideas that come from the partnership specifically first. You're giving it all away.

Whoever this is is like really keyed in. Joel Leshensky is probably my favorite person who we've had on this show so far. The things they're saying are so reasonable. Yeah, we put the fucking little guy on the box. You know what I mean? Like kids love this little idiots. We had meetings where we had meetings

where we like agreed on the budget for the ad campaign and like what the designs would be. Yeah. And then like we put those on there and then we like put them up for sale. McDonald's was going to give them some money and then we offered them actually like a little bit more money than that. Yeah. So. And we're reporting Cromwell. We're reporting all of the places that are doing these unauthorized partnerships.

All these. God I love Grogu. I do love Grogo. Can I just, so that's the, that's all I got to tell you about the Grougu meal. definitely going to be buying a lot of those but I do I do just want to show you guys there is some new merch

too in the Disney parks okay you know how I feel about May the 4th and I'm going to share this tab with you because like things are getting a little twisted this year with the merch because we are getting

we've been waiting for it a long time we got Darkside theme merch coming this year oh yeah yeah finally Darth Mall ears Darth Mall years dude that's twisted celebrate your allegiance for Shadow Lord himself, Darth Mall, with an ear headband. Featuring, look at this guys, look at this fucking dude.

Holy fucking shit. Featuring his iconic. Yes, right? We're looking at a Darth Mall graphic tea with a long sleeve tea underneath that says Darth Mall on the sleeves. It says Darth Mall on the sleeves. It's so goddamn cool. For those who want to wear their dark side pride on their sleeve,

Get it? That's not me editorializing. That's what the words say. This Darth Mall inspired tea from her universe is available only on Disney store.com. That's awesome. That's not a play on words. That's not a play on words. Look at this.

Look at this fashionable dark side varsity jacket. Holy shit. I mean, it kind of slaps. Can you imagine if you were wearing that and ran into like Darth Vader who for some reason existed in real life and he'd be like, what the fuck am I doing in your jacket? I'm so, we gotta describe this shit. So we're looking at a circuit. This is a varsity jacket on the back of the large, large circular emblem.

And it has some flare on the top and bottom of it. It says join the dark side at the bottom. And then we have two Darth Vader helmets looking away from each other within the circular emblem. And then right between those, it says, Darth Vader in a sort of vertical form. Just the name, Darth Vader. It looks like the name has sliced Darth Vader's head. in the house. Yeah.

It's just like the two sides fell away. Join the dark side. Darth Vader's dead now and there's an opening. Oh, God. With embroidery, artwork, and an invitation to join the dark side of the back, even the darkest of Sith Lord won't be able to resist this purchase come May 4th. I know I won't. Who the fuck are you?

Who are you? This is from, well, this is Disney Parks blog. That's written by Darth Ball. This is Disney Park's blog. Okay. I thought this was a Disney press release. Sorry. Also, this.

I mean, the pod raising merch fucks. This kind of kicks ass because they got Pod Racing merch But we can't like actually Yeah it's like not Well we could just look for a second Oh sick Fuck yeah dude

Then Moss Espa shirt Griff that's cool as hell though Dude you totally wear that Now look at this They got a Skywalker racing Jacket Yeah sort of a pit crew NASCAR vibe

But it does say Maza Espa on the front And on the back it says Skywalker in big letters It looks like it was actually like crew swag for a movie about Skywalker racing at Mossas. I suppose. No, you guys remember in Phantom Menace with the little boy walks out there and he gets it,

but he's wearing his fucking like cool jacket, like he's Lightning McQueen or something. Yes. Like Days of Thunder sort of style and everyone's like, oh, it's Anakin. He's so fucking cool. And he just turns and says, ca-chow. Yeah. My name is Justin Macra. I need to, yes, I'm calling it regardless.

of my dad Clint McRoy's credit card I need to cancel it Please don't let him make any charges For the next week because he's gonna buy fucking For these jackets I just know it man please Clint walk away For himself or one for him and three for us

You know he'll get us matching ones Anyway that's all the May 4th magic Coming for you Dang I wish I hadn't secretly wanted That racing gear so much at the end I really feel like it really took the wind out of myself Hey speaking of magic I want to say thank you.

Sincerely for all the support we received in the Max Fund Drive. It is a magical time of year that reminds me every year about the community that we've built and the support we get every year. And thank you. Again, it really does mean the world does. Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah. I want to thank Montaigne for this for a theme song. My life is better with you. It is such an amazing energy that it conjures up that we then kind of just like surf the wave for an hour of jokes. I'm so very, very grateful. I'm also wanting to say thank you to everybody who came out to the Renaissance Fair this past weekend.

God, I hope somebody came. I hope some people come to see us at the Renaissance Fair. I'm sure somebody was there. Yeah. Thank you for all of your support over all of these years. It means more than we could ever say. Yeah, you're the best. We got some merch over at the merch store, Macquariemerch.com.

We got the Count Donut Piss Vault sticker that Nate Freiburg made that. It keeps count donuts, cap safe and free of urine. Got some new mugs. Got a, don't talk to me until I've had my, oh, these are here! They're here! New mugs from the 100% podcast sort of line we got, don't talk to me until I've had my podcasts on a mug. And then there's also a beautiful glass mug that says,

I like all butts and no government, which also you can get in a digital cross-stitch pattern. this corner of the market That's wild If you think about it It all starts with me Stopping at that weird Chevron On Hal Greer You know what I mean?

And not having a coffee cup Yeah There's also You can get Sliding doors You know sliding doors You can also get With one of these mugs

A new strain Of tea My brother My brother in tea You can buy it Either by itself Or in a bundle By the way

We are not making our own line of testosterone. That would be sick. But no. It's a T-E-A, like the hot beverage with all the flavors and stuff. You can get that either alone or in a bundle with one of these amazing mugs. 10% of all of our merch proceeds this month will be donated to First Nations Development Institute.

Their mission is to uplift and sustain the lifeways and economies of native communities through advocacy, financial support, and knowledge sharing. One last thing. Also, you can pre-order the Adventure Zone story and song. The last book. in the Adventure Zone Balance graphic novel adaptation series over at theadventurezonecomic.com. We've got it.

We got our advanced copies in, and it's a really, really beautiful thing. I'm so very proud of it and excited for it to come out. Yes, I say so yourself. Actually, one last last thing. We donated an attendance package for Champions Grove to the No Theater of Cincinnati to help them raise money for their next season.

They put it up for auction. So you can go there. Bidding goes until May 8th at 9 a.m. And this is your last chance to get to attend Champions Grove this year. You can go to bit.ly slash CG auction and bid on it there and possibly get to come to Champions Grove this year and support the No Theater of Cincinnati, which is a wonderful theater here in Cincinnati.

It does a lot of great stuff. Yeah, go check it out. Bit.ly slash CG auction. I have a... I have a little thing of antibiotic ointment. I don't know. Can you wait to explode when it hits the wall? That would be cool.

Can I throw the, should I throw the sunglasses? If they break, then that's like a sign that I shouldn't do this anymore. Okay. Yeah, they're not expensive sunglasses, right? I don't buy, listen. Mini-soil box, I don't fucking buy expensive sunglasses. I know my dumb ass, no more than $10 on these motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah, they'll end up in the ocean for sure.

All right. I got to take my headphones off. That's fine. I don't want to put them back in, though, so. Yeah, after you yell, just come and sit down and say your name. Okay. They're already out. Sorry, guys, they're out.

Okay. Don't throw him at the chair. Throw him at the wall. He can't hear us. At the wall! Wow. That's pretty cool, actually. It did actually go right into camera.

That looked fucking sick. Wait. What's he looking for? It did look like they split into several pieces. Oh, we lost one lens. Yeah. There we go. We lost one lens, but they're still functional.

They broke. They broke. It's done. They broke. It's done. Say your name. It's done. I can't hear what you're saying, board. Say your name.

Your name, Justin. Say your name. Say your name. My name? It's Justin. You guys know that. My name's Travis McElroy. I'm Griffin McElroy.

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