My Dad Wrote A Porno - S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist' REMASTERED

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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The following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically, all the good stuff. Jamie, why are we here? We're here because my dad's written a porno. Your dad's written a porno. Erotic literature. Why? Why?

Previously. on my dad wrote a porno. Belinda was completely naked and Peter was completely dressed. We must look completely stupid, Peter exclaimed. He grabbed her cervix. Oh. Oh.

We just had good, old-fashioned sex. It's what we both wanted. And when you get what you want, want. You feel great. Simple as well. This is Belinda's mantra. Hello and welcome to yet another instalment of my dad wrote a porno. I'm here with Alice. Hello. Hello. And James. Hi. How are you both doing? Good. Thank God we're here because if we weren't here, you'd just be in a room on your own reading your dad's fantasies.

And there's nothing wrong with that, James. Whatever passes an evening. Indeed. So last week, We had Belinda and Peter getting down and dirty in a hotel room, for once, thank God. And once again, lest we forget it was the second time that day, they'd had a little sef. They're obsessed with each other. So we're on the third to last chapter. I honestly can't believe that. Third to last is such a thing Rocky would say. We're on the third to penultimate chapter.

Doesn't make it any less mournful though, does it? Because it is all about to be over, which I'm quite weirdly upset about, despite it being my dad's porn. so I should be grateful that it's about to be over, but I'm not. Well, that's exactly why we couldn't just limit ourselves to one podcast a week. So I don't know if you've noticed, we've introduced the footnotes, which come midweek, so that porno day doesn't seem so far away. And that's just bits that we couldn't fit into the show, stuff that we think that you would like to know.

Yeah, a little bit more about Rocky, about his mind, his process. People want more porn. People just cannot get enough. So let's give it to them. Let's give the public what they want. And I want to be that provider. I don't know about you too. But that's what I want my heritage to be.

Your epitaph. You know, when you look how your life's going to turn out, this is not what I saw for myself. This is what I saw for you. That's weird. Yeah. I mean, it's certainly not what I saw for myself. So what is Chapter 12 called? Chapter 12 is called the Knight Receptionist.

The Youngish Man. The Youngish Man is about to make a reappearance. Let's crack on. Shall we? My goodness. Okay, so Belinda blinked, Chapter 12, The Night Receptionist. Belinda put on her riding jacket joddpas and leather boots, sat down in the corner chair and slowly sipped the rest of her unfinished brandy.

Sure enough, five minutes later, there was a knock on the door. Who's this? What time is it? It's like two in the morning. Room service, madam. Come in, please. Did she order room service? No, I don't think it's one of those. It's like when people go, police, and then they've got a ghetto blaster. and they're wearing like leather chaps and they're like, yeah, yeah. You're talking about a personal experience there?

I heard a friend say it once. Come in, please. The youngish man on reception entered the room with a trolley on which sat the ice bucket with a full bottle of chili and chardonnay. Her favourite. Third bottle of the night, I think. Yeah.

Has she ordered this? I'm a little bit, I can't quite remember. No, I don't think so. We'll find out. I love that the youngish man. We probably won't find out, Alice. It's a very important plot point. We'll think about it forever.

I love that the. The Youngish Man still hasn't got a name. Do you think we'll ever know his name? And also it just said, the Youngish Man on Reception. Well, he can't be the Youngish Man on Reception when he's not on Reception. Then he's just the Youngish Man. The Youngish Man on Reception. To give him his full title.

The Youngish Man on Reception entered the room with a trolley on which sat the ice bucket filled with a bottle of chili and chardonnay. Beside it sat two rounds of what looked like turkey sandwiches. How festive. So specific about the meat as well. Why wasn't it chicken? So specific there's turkey. My dad loves turkey. Does it?

It's like his favourite meat. It's not a traditional middle of the night snack, though, is it? A turkey sandwich? Unless it's December the 26th, I can't think of another time I've ever raided the fridge for that. Besides, it's that two rounds of what looked like turkey sandwiches. One of Belinda's many favourite late night snacks. Oh, there you go, you see. You haven't lived.

Like Belinda, like Rocky. My sincere apologies for the lateness of the hour But the ice machine started to play up, Madam Yes, she did order it And remember he said, I'll do it, I'll have to get more ice Replenish the ice, yeah Yeah, yeah How long ago was that?

Probably about five hours ago Efficiency Someone's not getting a tip Oh, I think he's about to get a huge tip Let's not beat around the bush They're definitely going to have sex, right? I mean, he'll be beating around the bush Oh, goodham

Lovely. Alice looked at me as if A little part of her inside just died I look at you that way every week. That is true. I like to think that you're not looking at me so much as Rocky through me. 100%.

Think of me as every person listening to this. My sincere apologies for the lateness of the hour, but the ice machine started to play up, madam. I'm sure it did, young man. Don't apologise. Your timing is appropriate. Oh, God. And I hope it's not the first time tonight.

It will be so. Is she going to go to bed? Does she mean like as in don't be too quick? Yeah, I think that's like his... Well, to be fair, Peter Rouse, she's clearly getting the disclaimer in early. It took about 30 seconds for the receptionist to understand Belinda's remark, and he burst into a wide grin. Another lull from Belinda there.

Is that hilarious? I don't get any of her joke. I understand, madam. Thank you. With that, he shut the door, walked over to Belinda and kissed her on the lips. Oh, my. The lips? That's quite sensual. That comment that she made, if you hadn't have known that she... she'd been like shagging Peter all night, was quite cryptic.

So for him to like burst into a smile, as is the phrase, he's reading a lot into that. That's quite a forward move to just go in and kiss her. Yeah. I quite like that. From such a youngish man. Can we do a quick tally? I'd really be interested to know how many people Belinda has slept with today.

Oh, good. Today or throughout the book. No, today. Today. Okay. Just today. Okay, well, it all started. Alphonse was the first one, I think.

Yeah. In the mate. That's true. Alice, you have raised your hand. Oh, no, I'm tallying. That's my one. Oh, okay. So Alphonse.

Then it was Mr. Jim Sterling, the vole, who can forget him. Never be forgotten. And then it was Peter. Rouse, if you will. Peter, yeah. Correct. Then it was the Duchess. Oh, the Duchess, yeah.

And then it was Peter again. Okay, so. And again. And again? And again? Sorry, again, orgasming, because it's so exciting. So four? Do you know what?

We've been tiring her with a brush Four in a day, Jamie. Oh yeah. I'm not saying it costs a lifetime that that's, you know, promiscuous, but in a night. And now she's about to hit five. Well, we don't know that.

And she always hasn't about a hundred times with the Dutchess. So four. Four actual human beings. And to be fair, it seems like Peter Rouse is becoming like a life mate. So it's almost monogamy. with him. Apart from his pesky wife.

Oh, true. Pesky wife. How dare she marry him 15 years ago? I'd not anticipate that he'd shag Belinda and some kind of inn. So the receptionist boy would be number five, or is about to be number five, we think. I think so. And can you please refer to him by his proper title, The Youngish Man from Reception? My apologies.

Belinda took his head in her left hand and returned the kiss with similar vigour. Took the head. It's almost like the... Like the head. It's on its side, like, took the head off the shoulders. With vigour. Similar vigour. Similar vigour.

Similar vigour. Simperable vigour. Slough your buddy down and similar vigour. I might call my firstborn similar vigour. Similar vigour. Similar vigour. Similar vigour Levine. Brilliant name.

Oh my God, I love it. He put his hands around her waist and pulled her body into his. She could feel his cock throbbing with excitement as they drew closer. What? How did she feel that? Oh, because their body is. He's so close to each other. Like a heart pounding.

Yeah. Within the groinel area. Gross. Throbbing with excitement, though, you're right. It sounds like it's like wriggling around. You know, like if you trapped a cat in a bag, it doesn't sound like it's just going like, ooh, woo. It sounds like it's going like, ooh.

Like it's wriggling all over, like, ooh, where's that gone? Like when you put like a stick behind a towel and do that, like, magic tree. She could feel his cock throbbing with excitement as they drew closer, but she did feel a tad hungry after the two hours with Peter. Well, those turkey sandwiches are just sitting there, waiting. Hey friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens. And the Yoto Mini has been a total lifesaver.

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Stay steady, and no, RBC, can help make it happen. Hi, it's Morgan from Off the Shelf, and I'm here to tell you about Paramount Pictures' new movie Regretting You, a film adaptation of Colleen Hoover's best-selling book, Regretting You. If there's anything I love more than an adaptation, it's an adaptation that's going to make me feel something. and with Josh Boone, yes, the director of the Fultonar stars, at the helm, I'm ready. Between the first loves, secret relationships, and second chances, I am prepared to be going through every single emotion. This film also has a stacked cast starring Alison Williams, McKenna Grace, Dave Franco, Mason Fames,

and so many more. Go see regretting you only in theaters October 24. Slowly, she let him go and said, It would be a pity to waste such a good wine. And these wonderful sandwiches. Are you joking? Well, that's a mood killer. What a gutting rejection.

Like, I can feel the excitement of your pounding cock, but also, is that a club sandwich? Show me just? It's like got cranberry sauce in it. Lovely. It would be a pity to waste such a good wine and these wonderful sandwiches. Have you eaten tonight?

This is such a Nana response. Like, literally like, oh, we better take those home. Package that up. We'll have that as a picnic. There's a loveless bread. The Buffet What a wonderful, wonderful selection There was cheese

There was sandwiches Turkey Touch of trifle It was lovely Is that an impression of your grandma That is what my Nana said All the time yet Hi Nana

Can we use a pen name for my grandma please Is there a Flintstone grandma Let me just see you the ones at Actually it's like an irate woman Didn't Elizabeth Taylor play her in the movie Yeah who hates Fred Oh yeah What's her name?

What's her name? Um, I couldn't have hoped better. Oh, God. Nana, I apologise in advance. Okay, um, Pearl Pebbles, Slag Hoopel. Who's that? That is the mother of Wilma and mother-in-law of Fred. For real?

For real. Sorry, say that again. So Pearl Pebbles, Slag-Hoople. Slag hoople. That sounds like something wrong with from Belinda Blink. It's unknown if Slag Hoopal is Pearl's name from a second marriage.

Is this on the Flintstone's wiki? This is, yeah. That is amazing. So Pearl. Pearl. Pearl, Pebble, Slag Hoople. Pearl loves a good buffet. And does she love a good turkey sandwich? Oh, she loves it.

I like it when we discover maybe where the sources of things come from. Yeah. That's good. It would be a pity to waste such a good wine and these wonderful sandwiches. Have you eaten tonight? In actual fact, I haven't, he replied. I tend to satisfy my sexual appetite first and then eat.

What a work? Sustle. What a lad. At work. Has he just been masturbating himself in the back room? Well, in that case, I think we'll break the rules just a little, here and now. What as in, eat first, shag later? Yeah.

Isn't it the same as going for a swim, aren't you supposed to leave two hours? What, so I'm going to vomit once they start. Too vigorous in a thrusting. I'm pretty sure you should leave a window, but I don't. think she always throws caution to the wind. And it's so unlike Belinda to be putting off sex. I know. Maybe she doesn't like him. What, and she hopes that they'll just eat and go into a bit of a food coma.

Yeah, and she's like, oh, do you know what? Let's have sex in the morning. Be like, oh, but I'm off work in the morning. She's like, oh, sorry. She gleefully shagged Jim Sterling. I don't think she cares what they're like. Gleafely. Belinda reached over and took a sandwich.

At the same time, she unbuttoned the only single button of her riding jacket. Multitasking again. Brilliant. And double use of button. Her breasts once again fell out And stayed on the show While she finished a sandwich I imagine I'll stay here

Where would they go The youngish man took one as well And poured them both a glass of wine That's nice Gentlemanly for such a young chap He sat on the edge of the bed And announced You can't beat the high life

Doesn't get better than this. Glass ceiling. Oh, jeez. A glass of wine and a three-day-old turkey sandwich in the shittest hotel in England. Dream big. You can't beat the high life. Belinda laughed and toasted him with her half-empty glass.

He's just poured them a glass. She's neck in it. All right, fair do's. One sandwich was enough for Belinda, and she removed the riding jacket. She watched the instantaneous response in the youngish man's trousers. Oh God, here we go again. Squirrel in a haystack or whatever it was before. Squirrel in a haystack.

That's as bad as in and out as like a dormant. Are all these rodents coming from? I blame Jim Sterling. Oh, quite. It started with a ball. It did start then and it's just been a deluge. She watched the instantaneous response in the youngish man's trousers and asked him to remove them.

He obliged. Could you remove those, please? Because I've just seen an instantaneous reaction in your pants. There's something crawling around in there. We need to see what it is. I don't want to alarm you, but I think there might be some ants in your pants. Oh God, I hope it isn't ants. You cannot get rid of ants once you've got them.

Honestly. Or even a groin? No, groin probably. Have you had a groin ants? Just kitchen, but do you know what? I wouldn't be surprised if they're there as well. Oh, great. No, I mean, I hope it isn't ants as in a small willie again.

Because Belinda can't handle that. That's not code for a small willie. Ants. Ant. What? Do people go... It's got ants. I've never heard that.

It's got ants. You know, Mark, he's got ants. He's got an ant. He's got what? You don't eat like a tiny penis. He's got ants. It's like, what you thought ants in the pants, min? A deemie willie.

A gathering of tiny penises. It's just that this... Because this book just makes you think of inappropriate innuendo, doesn't it? That's true. We'll give you that. He obliged, but also took off his shirt. Shirt, pants, shoes, and socks. Well, he might as well.

If he's going to take off his trousers, he might as well get rid of everything. Now standing naked before her, she called him over. Belinda took his erect penis and gently rubbed the cold chardonnay onto it. Oh, why? She's obsessed with using alcohol as like some sort of lubricant, isn't she? James is going to worry about it stinging any minute. No, it's fine on the penis.

Oh, is it? Okay, fine. In fairness to the youngish man, he didn't flinch. And Belinda put his cock between her breasts. What? Wasn't they both stood up? Is he stood on the bed? How low her breast? How tall is the youngish man?

How tall is the youngest man? How low her breasts? Aren't they sat though? No, he was stood naked before her. Yeah, so maybe she's just sat down so that her breast would be at the right height for his penis. Oh, that's true. Maybe she's gone in that chair that she was sat in before.

Right. Stop taking Rocky Side chair. Well, someone has to. He is my dad, guys. Come on. I don't think he takes Rocky's side. I feel like he takes Billinda's side. I'm longing for the day.

that me and Belinda can be really happy together. Wow. In fairness to the youngish man, he didn't flinch, and Belinda put his cock between her breasts. Using her two hands, she squeezed both breasts together tightly and started to masturbate his penis. Oh. For goodness sake, Rocky.

To be fair, we haven't had a titty-wank yet, so it's only been a matter of time. I don't like how he said that. Using her two hands... Wait a sec. Does she do it with similar vigour? It doesn't specify. But I'm sure she did.

She squeezed both breasts together tightly. I like that what he's done as he thinks he's invented a titty-wank. So he's gone, what she did is press the breast together, sandwiching the phallus between, and then moved up and down, masturbating the man. It's like, that's fine. Just say gave him a tit-wank. Well, don't... Can we all stop saying titty-wank, please?

I swear it's tit-wank as well. Yeah, it's not titty-wank. Why is you made a titty? Is this week my week to have really inappropriate things to say? Usually it's James. I know. Tittywank. Tittywank.

Or titwank, whatever. Tittywank, tit wank, tit. Oh, just stop saying it. Do you think titwank's just one tit? And titties both. I'm surprised he didn't say titwank. You love saying tit. He does.

It's true. I think you love saying it. Yeah, Al, you love the word tit. Oh my God, I love it. I wouldn't deny it. Blue tit. There's a tit. Titular.

Titulation. It only took half a minute for him to start groaning. His hands fondled her long black hair, bringing it up to the top of her head and letting it fall time after time. What, so just going, whoop down, whoop down. I really thought he was going to do a hairdo then, like a maniac. I got really excited. Is it bad that I just want to know what his name is?

I'm not sure it's going to happen now. I don't understand why Rocky's withholding it. I mean, to be fair, actually, he might. He could have just run out of names. She might ask, actually. Or he might just wait until the very last moment of the chapter and then get him to introduce himself as he leaves. Of course.

That is what he normally does. Of course. Sorry. He'll be like, okay, so bye, Belinda, said Jack. Or, hi, Belinda, I'm Jack. Bye, as usually happens, post-sex with Belinda. It only took half a minute of him to start groaning. His hands fondled her long black hair, bringing it up to the top of her head and letting it fall time after time.

However, to Belinda's surprise, he didn't ejaculate. And she guessed she'd have to work a bit harder to get the result. Well, it's only been 30 seconds. Give the guy a champ. I'm going to have to work harder. Put some alvergries into it, Belinda. Glad they had that turkey sandwich. The listeners, James actually did the tit-wank mime there,

which was really unnecessary. And really bounced on his chair. Stop doing it for your handstand. Awfully springy, James. Oh my God. Why did I do that? How many titty-wanks have you given in your time? However, to Belinda's surprise, he didn't ejaculate,

and she guessed she'd have to work a bit harder to get that result. Would you mind removing my riding boots? It enables me to pull down my jodpers, you see. She keeps asking me able to take her boots off. Why can't she take her boots? Well, they're not her boots, are they? So maybe she just wasn't really prepared. Maybe they're a bit tight and she hasn't bought a shoehorn.

I don't know. Lazy. He nodded understanding immediately and helped pull off. Why wouldn't you understand? Very clear. Not the sharpest tool in the box, the youngish man. Yes, Miss Belinda. Do you think he's man well?

Yeah, I don't know if he's like Spanish, if English is really his first language. He nodded understanding immediately and helped pull them off Belinda's legs and feet. By now, Belinda had lost count of the time she had pulled on or pulled off these riding boots in the past 10 hours, but she thought they were getting more supple each time. Who cares? What the boot? Boring. Perhaps like her own body, she mused.

She did not muse that. She did. That it's getting more supple? Yes. Like stretched and soft. It's getting drier and more ragged, isn't it? More like leather. Things are going in and out far too frequently.

Oh, that's what you mean. These cocks are really loosening up her vagina, I tell you. Oh. Oh. Hey friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens. And the Yoto Mini has been a total lifesaver. My kids are obsessed.

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It's not intensity that builds momentum. It's consistency. $5 becomes 50. 50 becomes 500. And suddenly, you're further than you thought. Stay steady and no RBC can help make it happen. Hi, it's Morgan from Off the Shelf. And I'm here to tell you about Paramount Pictures' new movie regretting you,

a film adaptation of Colleen Hoover's best. selling book, regretting you. If there's anything I love more than an adaptation, it's an adaptation that's going to make me feel something. And with Josh Boone, yes, the director of the Fultonar stars, at the helm, I'm ready. Between the first loves, secret relationships, and second chances, I am prepared to be going through every single emotion. This film also has a stacked cast starring Alison Williams, McKenna Grace, Dave Franco, Mason Fames, and so many more. Go see regretting you only in theaters, October 24th. Ravish me, she commanded a young man.

Sorry, took me by a surprise. Said the turkey sandwich. Oh my. Ravish me, she commanded the youngish man, and he immediately removed her jodhpas. Is that how to ravish someone? What does ravish mean in his book? Undress, clearly.

Now naked, he followed the black line of pubic hair. Would people stop following that black? Black line. It's going to end in disaster. It's not the yellow brick road. Certainly not. It doesn't lead anywhere. No way in good does that pubic line lead. Now naked, he followed the black line of pubic hair to Belinda's vaginal region.

It's been in and out of so much and grown so large. It's now described as a region. Yeah. It's got its own postcode. It's a continent. Yeah, early. I feel like two days ago it was an area. It's like a nature reserve.

Now it's a shire. Is it like when they make an area a conservation area? like it starts to include more homes. It's listed. You can't build in it without permission. Absolutely. If you wanted to put PVC windows on that, you'd really have to check.

He got down on his knees, pushed her legs apart, and gently started probing her clitoris with his tongue. Probing like a Mars shuttle or something. Yeah, an exploration. Thankfully, gently. Very gently. Very gently.

Ever so sultry, the youngish man. Too gently is a bit grim, though, isn't it? Belinda, once again that evening, groan softly at the foreign invasion of her pubic area. Wow. My God, the nature reserve has just been invaded. Oh, my God. By JCBs.

Some of the troops. Alert the cervix. There's foreign invasion. What a weird metaphor to use for that scenario. Foreign invasion. It's like a game of risk. It's like, you know, when the foreign office put out a warning of that areas not to go to, I feel like this area should be on there.

It's certainly a dangerous thing. not good for tourists Belinda once again that evening groaned softly at the foreign invasion of her pubic area but this time it was different she thought this unexpected pleasure

was for her and her only when was the other pleasure not for her and her only well I guess he's like he's not really doing anything he can't buy any pots or pens

essentially of course I'm with you were kind of like business transactions weren't they ah he's just there because he likes and fancied a break in a turkey sandwich but still all the pleasures for her A perfect way to end a busy working day

She's finally going to bed We're going to literally close the chapter on this Activity Also quite the working day I mean geez Yeah she's not even said the busiest working day of her life That's just quite a busy day This is up there

It's not number one but it's up there It's a perfect way to end a busy working day No business deals No reputations to be lost or offended. Just a plain, simple, fucking session. That's nice, isn't it? A happy ending.

Sleep tight, everyone. And that is the end of Chapter 12. That's nice. I feel good after that. It was nice. Excuse me, what? Of all the words, nice. I just feel like...

Do you want to take the book home, James? It just ended like, you know The youngish man home The way he probes That's for an invasion No, I just mean, you know It sounds like she's going to go to sleep after that And the day has ended

She'll have some rest which is important Because God knows what she's got tomorrow Actually what does she have tomorrow What's the next chapter? What's the next chapter? That's a very good question The next chapter Oh, oh

What? Uh-oh Now this chapter heading alludes the fact that this book has a plot which obviously it doesn't but it's called the Duchess comes clean what? Oh my god comes clean

no come C O M-E-S okay for you Comes clean she is a man because we thought we thought that that was all a roof oh yeah because she was well-endowed well-and-down well-hung or something no well-endowed

she was well-hung he says breast hang all the time so I wouldn't be surprised if he said well-hung So, right, so the Duchess comes clean. Well, a lot of people online have been saying that they want a return of the Duchess, so I think this is going to go down well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wonder what she's going to come clean about. I can't think. What she was doing for that half an hour while Belinda was in the horse box? Intriging. It is intriguing. So you'll have to come back next week, guys, to find out what happens. I'm genuinely really just confused. I really don't know where this is going to go now.

No. Well, I feel like there's suddenly an injection of place. plot, or at least purpose in the writing. Obviously, we're getting near the end. Do you think Rocky's going to finish this book on a cliffhanger? Oh. I didn't think he was capable of such things. Well, he leaves many sentences on a cliffhanger.

So one of the book. It's the only way he knows. That'd be great if the end of book one was like, oh my God, what is going to happen next? That'd be amazing. A game changer. Is that like when people do trilogies for films and you kind of always feel like they've not wrapped stuff up

because you're going to come back for the next in the story? Right, right, right. Because we don't know where this is going to go. We don't know where the story's, don't call it a story, is going to end up. We thought we'd love to learn more because I'm going to be bereft when this is over. I know. So what we thought we'd do as a kind of treat for us, but a treat for all of you guys as well, is Christmas Day have a very, very special edition of my divert a porno.

We want your questions for Rocky. I feel like looking online, people have a lot of, of things they want to ask him. I certainly need answers. So yeah, we're going to put some of the probing questions of this series to him in a special edition. So anything that you want to ask about the book, about Rocky, about the characters, maybe about book two, maybe about his other writing projects, anything, basically. Why the hell he wanted to write this in the first place? I think it's a very good question. I want to start with. Certainly not I want to know the answer to do. Will he stop? I think he's another good question. So yeah, all you need to do is

send your questions either to our Twitter. At Dad Wrote a Pornow. You can send them to our special email address. Oh, my dad wrote a porno at Gmail.com, no expense spared. Notice I don't know any of these addresses, so I just lead in to James. Or on Facebook. Which is just My Dad Wrote a Pornow. Just search that.

Nice and simple. Really simple. Or just Ring Rocky Direct. 0798 joking. How great would that be, though? 69, 69, 69, 69. The shape of a naked lady. Or you could record an Insta video.

Jamie! How modern of you? Thank you very much. You're such a modern man. That is a great idea. It'd be nice to get some audio question. Yeah, just like record yourselves, asking a question, then tag us into it on Instagram, which is at My Dad wrote a. There's no porno.

It ends like one of Rocky's sentences midway through. So it's been a pleasure for Belinda, a pleasure just for her and her alone. And thanks for listening, everybody. See you next week. Turkey sandwiches, guys. Yeah. Absolutely. Chile and Jardney.

I want that buffet. Wait, wait, guys, sorry, if any of you are still listening. There's been a lot of talk recently. I made a mistake, hands up, and I should admit to it. I was foolish enough to suggest that Rocky was wrong, and in fact, it was me who was wrong. I said that the last chapter, which was titled Sunday night, 1155pm, was factually incorrect, and I thought it was actually Saturday night. It was Sunday night.

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