My Dad Wrote A Porno - S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am' REMASTERED

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We're here because my dad's written a porno. Your dad's written a porno. Erotic literature. Why? Previously, on my dad wrote a porno. Even if it were being served by the very sexually fulfilled night receptionist called Sam. Who? Is that the youngish man?

Oh my God, Sam is a youngish man. The Duchess started to sob softly and replied. I do not blame you. And they were now as large as the three-inch rivets, which had held the whole of the fateful Titanic's together. Yay! Hello, guys, welcome back to the final ever chapter of Ballin de Blinkt. It's my dad wrote a corno. Let me wipe those tears, Al.

Guys, we've made it. We survived. Well done all We can just enjoy Christmas now knowing we'll never have to listen to bad porn again It's great, isn't it? It's just out the way You know that burden, that weight's lifted Yeah

It's like when you're in a weekly food shop You're like, I've done that now I don't have to worry about it for a while Like Belinda wish she had on that Saturday But she didn't did she? That's true There's something I want to bring up I want to get resolved

Oh We had an email Oh God I dread these Do you know what I love that James is the only person That knows the login to our email I didn't even know he had an email It's just something I want to resolve

it's from Eric Hi Eric The title of the email is As a Virgin Okay So the title The title of the email Leads into the email

You've caught my attention Eric Go on As a virgin It is nice to have A parent virgin James Cooper in the studio To represent us And say stupid stuff

While pretending he knows things Eric James you are rumbled And also studio, he wishes. We're in a kitchen. Eric is an anagram of Alice and Jamie. Does everyone think I'm a virgin? Well, Eric does.

I mean, I wouldn't say everyone. But you're part of his team. Right, I'm not a virgin. Just to clarify. Don't feel like you have to say whether you are or aren't. Don't feel pressured. He has a right to response. Eric, I'm not a virgin, all right?

So we don't know whether James is a virgin or not. Let's just say that. We don't know. It's ambiguous. Nothing wrong with you being a virgin, Eric, obviously. But I'm not. So I just want to clear that. Have you ever heard someone protest too much more than this?

The fact that he felt they need to bring it up in the first place speaks volumes, James. This is obviously because of your perceived lack of knowledge about, I presume, the female form. Although not your areas of expertise and you never said it was. No. But your naive charm is what draws people to you. Other virgins. But maybe people don't understand that you're actually gay. Maybe that's the thing.

That is true. Thank you for it. Oh, wow. So I'm out of him as a virgin and now is gay. I'm a gay virgin and that's why I don't have that much knowledge about the female anatomy because it's not what he enjoys

I enjoy well I'm glad that we've cleared that out it's not to my taste so to speak and also James's mum listens so that's the first time sure know as well so I'll talk to you when I get home so thanks for getting in touch everyone we have really appreciated throughout the series that you guys have been

asking us questions and chatting to us. It's gone crazy, hasn't it? Rarely do we have the answers, because we are asking as many questions as you, but it definitely is good to know that other people are struggling. Yeah, and definitely. And also, just a quick reminder, this is the last chapter of the book, but on Christmas Day, we will be having a special episode all about Rocky and his answers to your questions.

So hopefully people will understand a little bit more about why this book came into the theory Q&A. Yeah, exactly. Imagine people sat around the table. table on Christmas Day. They've just had your dinner. You put on on Belinda blinked. I wouldn't recommend it post dinner. Or pre, actually. Maybe just get up really and listen to it in the morning and then go back to bed. Yeah, with headphones on with no one else's around. Precisely. So what is the final chapter called Jamie? The final chapter is called Monday morning

745 a.m. Anything to add, James? Well, he does love a timed chapter, doesn't he? Any questions about whether that's the correct day? Definitely the correct day. 7.45. She's got to get her work by 9, and I feel like she's about to have a session with the Duchess. Oh, God. Do you think? In and out, like it all, mouse. On your way. Okay, well, are we ready? Do you want to hold my hand? Yeah. This is it. It's the last time we're ever going to do this. Go team. Woo! Belinda blinked. Chapter 14. Monday morning, 745 a.m.

I can't bear it. I don't want to say goodbye. I know. My lady, I feel I need to fulfil your strongest desires. Oh, we're straight in. Straight in. Dialogue. That's Belinda. That's her talking to the Duchess.

Very rarely with the dialogue. Okay, good. Yes, Miss Belinda. Please do what you need to me. And then if you so desire, please fuck me with the black leather dildo. She keeps saying it. She's not leaving anything to chance. She's like, do whatever you want, but I will mention again.

I do quite enjoy that black leather dilder. I mean, it's going to happen, surely. It's like when someone goes, get me whatever you want for Christmas. But here is a list of links to specific things that I'd really like. What's on your Christmas list? Please fuck me with a black leather dildo,

hard, up my vagina, and don't stop. If it pleases you, Miss Belinda. Up my vagina. Up my vagina. Up my vagina. Go on, love. Well, up, as opposed to what? Yeah, sideways?

I don't know. Jesus. My lady, it does please me, and I shall fulfil your needs. Oh, get on with it then. Stop saying, oh, fulfil it. Will you fulfil it? Yeah, fulfil it. Literally, fulfil it up with a black honour.

Every time they speak, I feel like they're curtseeing to each other, like, my lady, Miss Belief. If it pleases you, my lady, it's like, oh, yeah, whatever. My lady, it does please me, and I shall fulfil your needs. But then you need to drive me back to me. my car so I can get to work. Always getting a bit of admin, but then can have a lift. Zuba pool now. She doesn't need to worry about

him. Hitch a lift with Jim Sterling. Is he also somewhere milling around? Yeah, he's probably at the horse and jockey still. Yeah, he's somewhere looking for his penis. My lady, it does please me, and I shall fulfil your needs, but then you will need to drive you back to my car so I can get to work and end this very strange weekend. I mean...

It's a bit rude, isn't it? Well, it's an understatement. Yeah, at least she's acknowledging that it was a weird and strange weekend. But wouldn't you feel a bit offended if you'd been part of that weird weekend? You'd be like, call it an adventure, but weird weekend, it'd be a bit miffed. Yes, I accept your terms.

Please buckle on the dildo and fuck me slowly. Buckle up, scream if you want to go faster. Miss Belinda. We have said in the past that certain people are like old school carnies and now the Duchess very much sounds like one. Sounds like she's on the waltzers. Give that

dildo a safety check. She weren't quite Make sure everyone's got the correct safety equipment on. But I do feel like she's like, yep, I agree to your terms, but now fuck me with the dildo. Like, she's really insistent. I don't know if you heard me before. Belinda walked over to the closet and took out the dildo. Thank goodness. Hint taken.

She carefully strapped it on, making sure it was tight around her ass. It's carefully like with a high viz best. She's got that headline. Goggles. The leather straps. and chrome buckles, chrome, took the strain

and the dilder was ready for action. The strain? Is she like bulging out of it? How tight has she got it? She has been eating a lot. What is turkey sandwiches? Turkey sandwiches is the least of what she's been eating. Oh.

The Duchess smiled and opened her legs wide as she lay back on the bed and let Belinda enter her slowly. It's good of her? Hmm. Very obliging. I mean, that is what? needs to happen if she wants that black leather dildo up her vagina. Belinda lowered her head. Her long

black hair fell over the Duchess's breasts. She found the still extended nipples. There'd be a good leap, like something to hold on to, wouldn't they? Like some bit of leverage. Yeah. Talking about safety, yeah. She found the still extended nipples and started to chew them gently. Oh, like a rat. As she increased the friction. friction on the duchess as clitoris. The friction that she needed to achieve her ejaculation? Siddle, no ejaculation to be found, unfortunately. They're still, they're still like those titanic bolts.

Someone tweeted a picture of the rivets from the Titanic. Did they? They are huge. Were they as big as a man? Literally, like, they're not just long, they're really thick. They're like, they're like penis size. Phallic. She's got two little.

I mean, to quote Jamie, it was the ship of, of dreams. Doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritaine. Hey friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens. And the Yoto Mini has been a total lifesaver. My kids are obsessed. Yoto is a screen-free audio player where kids just pop in a card and listen.

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The bed can talk. A low moan came from the bed, which increased in intensity as the two females maintained their rhythm. Females. Getting a bit nature documentary again. Yeah, back to David Edinburgh. The dildo was strapped on so tightly

that Belinda felt its surging movement hit her pubic area each time she penetrated further into the Duchess. Down to the depths of the Duchess. Deep in the abyss that is the Duchess. Oh my God. You know when they do those major documentaries where they go into the depths of the sea

and they're like, nobody ever sees this and then they find all those crazy creatures. You know, you know, at home alone when he goes down to the basement and sees that really scary oven. Oh, yeah, the coal grate thing. Yeah. Yeah. That's the Duchesses. Don't look inside the Duchess's vagina. You don't know what you're seeing. Also, can I just stress, he's suddenly spelt the word dildo with a capital D. I don't know if this now means it's a character. Oh, sure. It will be. In book two, it's really going to come into the fall. Meanwhile, the Duchess had found Belinda's tits and was massaging her.

her nipples as strongly as Belinda was chewing her own. They're not hard to find, though. They're always in the same place. It's not, you don't have to go hunting for them. And they're not small. Yeah. The Duchess suddenly climaxed. Oh.

Out of nowhere. I'm so sorry, I've just climaxed. I don't know if you notice. I'd just climaxed. I didn't know what that came from. Her orgasm was even more infectious on Belinda. Ew. Don't like the use of infectious.

Get that checked out. Yeah, seriously. And she pushed the dildo harder into her cervix. Oh my God. Oh my, cervix again. He's obsessed with this cervix thing. It's like Belinda's like drilling for oil.

She's just going deeper and deeper. Eventually Belinda came out as gently as she could. Re-align the dildo and went in again. Is that the equivalent of straightening the thong? Everything must be straight. Yeah. Just calibrating the dildo. Yeah.

Is it like GPS? You know when like you've got your tom-tom and it's like, oh, it just needs to find the root again. The Duchess. steadied herself and let out a long sigh as the dildo hit her ovaries. No. Wow. No. No, it didn't.

It didn't hit her ovaries. Is that further than serve it? That's further north. You're going like left and right as well. You're like turning corners. It's like Liverpool. It's northwest. It just didn't happen.

Let's pretend. Let's just stop believing that that happened. Oh my God. Again, not sexy. This is this manual is meant to turn people on. get them in the mood for sex. How is that doing that? Can I ask a question which I know none of us will be able to answer, but does Rocky just think all lady bits are inside, but just like jumbled up? Like you can, like, if you go high enough,

you'll hit the heart. If you go high enough, you're like, tap a kidney. You can't access it all. Just from one entrance. Exactly. Suddenly she's just like one big pinball machine. Yeah, he believes that it's all just, you know, within arms reach. You're going to hit anything. Exactly. If you care enough, and you want it enough, you can reach it. If she is a pinball machine, how much of the ovaries worth? They're like a hundred. They're hard to hit.

Belinda pushed it further and further into her vagina. She leant forward and sucked the Duchess's tits again and started to ride her hard. As instructed. Please don't stop, Miss Belinda. No, please do stop. Yes, seriously. Sorry to veto you Duchess, but please do stop. Shall I just stop?

Miss Belinda, get in your car, go back to work and pretend this never happened. She's wasting a lot of time, isn't she, to get back by nine? Please don't stop, Miss Belinda. This is so good. The Duchess cried out in ecstasy. So is crying. Yes, my lady. Even I'm enjoying it.

For a change. No, seriously. And soon it's going to be even better. Hang on, what's going to happen next? What could be better than the black leather dildo? God. I dread to think, oh, not that crop again. Belinda had no.

idea how she was going to improve, but she was up for it for at least another 10 minutes. In the moment then, as usual. She's so specific. I'll give her 10 more minutes of this, then I've got to go. 10 minutes of your ecstasy, go. The Duchess lasted only two minutes when she orgasmed, and Belinda felt it was time to change tech. What, she lasted, it was a two minute orgasm? Yeah.

Wow. Oh, no, no, sorry, I think she lasted. It was two minutes until she next. She's orgasm, so she's orgasm twice now. Quite a good rate, though. Two minute rest. Yeah. Two for two. Two for two. By now, she herself was feeling extremely horny, and standing up, she unbuckled the dildo and threw it onto the floor.

Okay, my lady, it's your turn to please me. That wasn't the deal. Suck me all over. Oh, like a lollipop. Treat me like a lozenge if you've got a sore throat. Like a chupp. Or a calipo. So I'm just thinking of the different things you can.

suck. Wonderful. James, don't go thinking any further. I think we found them all, shush. Belinda lay down on the bed as the Duchess got onto her knees. Needing no further instruction, the Duchess started to lick Belinda's breasts. Her tongue snaked down to her pubic hair. It's snake down from breast to the pubic hair.

As in like, it's that lot. Quite the journeyman, yeah. She's a serpent. There's no manic tongue. Oh, she's got the cat tongue, hasn't she, the Duchess? She's got that rough tongue from the better. Furball, furball duchess. Her tongue snaked down to her pubic hair

and followed the trail to her vagina. The trail, now it's a nature trail. I was going to say, it can't be that longer trail either, unless she's got one of those... Did she have a hairy chest that leads down to the pubic area? Like men have. Oh, gross. Has Belinda got a hairy chest?

Meanwhile, Belinda grabbed her servant's ample tits and started to rub them hard. Rub them? I never know what rub means in this context. No, and can people get some, like, different tits? techniques. I feel like they just do the tape. Rubber tit. Lick the trail. But those tits are like paper thin. Like he's really just scrunching them really. Yes, because it's like a paper napkin that like if you were like going to throw it. You're like in films when writers are really distressed and they've got like

writers block and they just screw out the paper and throw it in it. That's kind of what she's doing. Well maybe she's just like dry in her hands like one of those. Towel dispensers. Those ones are like rotate. Yes. The Duchess groaned. Belinda groaned as her clit started to be punished by the Duchess's tongue. Oh, we all groan. I'm not surprised because the Duchess's tongue is rough as you like. Rough as. Of course it's being punished. Good for exfoliation though. I bet Belinda's like, oh, lovely, I put some moisturiser on after this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Her skin will be buffed. Yeah. A few minutes later, Belinda orgasmed. Not once, but twice. Her mind went into turmoil.

Oh. Did it? Oh, God. She's like, what have I done? What's the meaning of life? Why do I keep making these choices? Why is she in turmoil? The deep sensations were too much for her. She struggled to regain consciousness and all she could murmur was, thank you, my lady.

Thank you, my lady. I hate Jamie's post-orgasm and impressions. Awful. But why she was so tentative after an orgasm? She's always quite well brought up, though, isn't she, terms of like politeness. Very polite, yeah. Thank you. The manners are there.

Is it written like that? Are you adding that as for artistic and fact? I don't like the quiver that you do in the voice. I'm just trying to give it a bit of context because she just said all she could do was murmur it. I'm not going to read as like, thank you, my lady, thank you my lady. I'd rather you did, to be honest. Thank you, Miss Belinda. Was the only reply she received as the Duchess got up and went to the closet.

I mean, what other reply would you expect? I'm also what else is in that closet? Oh, God. I'm so dread to finish. It's like Narnia in there. Just pulling out things. Mr. Tumnus pops out. Do you know what?

I wouldn't be surprised. It's time we finished this crazy weekend. So let's get back to our real lives before we're missed. Oh, right. That was it. It's over. Is that the end of the chapter? It's like you talking to us.

Let's get back to our real lives. Yeah, exactly. Oh, a bit meta, though, isn't it? Oh, no. I agree. But what are you? Looking for, replied Belinda. My riding gear, I know I had it with me.

Embarrassed. Oh, my God, Belinda was like, cool, I've got to go. What is that over there? Maybe you want to wear something else. I think you don't love being that black dildo, just went on that. Ever's a slimming, that black dilder. Takes from day to night. Literally.

I know I had it with me. Did you? Did you ever get you definitely have it with you? Don't remember that. I know I had it with me, but don't worry. I've got my white linen suit right here. Oh, few. She's back to wear a man from Del Monte ways.

I'll wear that instead. The midday meeting at the Jockey Club doesn't require any formal wear. She's just completely nonplussed by the fact that she's lost all her riding gear. It must have been quite an expensive outfit. Yeah, but she's rich. She's a duchess, isn't she? Oh, that's true. The Jockey Club doesn't require any formal wear, unless it's a dinner, of course.

She left. And Belinda joined in. Another Corker from the Duchess. I mean, this should be a comedy. Oh, it is. Please tell me we're doing a comedy, guys. Certainly not a drama. Hey, friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro.

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She laughed and Belinda joined in. Totally unaware of the etiquette of horse riding circles. Oh, what? What? Well, because she, like us, she didn't get the dinner gag. Like, as in, I think that was like a kind of dinner reference for the horse riding set. But also, dad is totally unaware of the etiquette of the horse riding circles as well. Oh, clearly, yeah.

I think we can all tell he's done no research. That's not fair. I'm standing for Rocky here. He probably went on a horse riding website or something. Has he ridden a horse? I've never seen him on a horse. Has he seen a horse? Well, he grew up on a farm, so.

Oh, okay. So he's just applying what he saw with sheep and pigs to horses. Sure. Another little fun fact about Rocky there. Grew up on a farm. love that insight you know I do and it explains so much it's why it's so little it's why little the mud and you know what you think yeah and the town hall clerk you know he probably used to check the time by the town hall clerk oh yes it's a simpler time for everyone simple times pre-blinder blink

simpler times a much simpler time for my family so why's you made it so complicated by writing this book and just making all our lives way more complicated and yours i feel you pain james then treble it. Belinda and the Duchess showered separately. That's it? Oh no, I don't want you to see me in the shower. My rivets are my own.

I think it's all prudy now. I know when they're getting clean, it's like they allow each other clean and naked children. And didn't they already shower together? So, I mean, same same. Yeah, they washed each other. Exactly. Maybe they're just so attracted to each other

that they couldn't control themselves if they were together. Yeah, I mean, the Duchess does sound. Hatt to track. Self-control is the Duchess's thing So Belinda and the Duchess showered separately Then dressed and prepared themselves for the day While Belinda hooked up the horse box

To the four by four The Duchess packed the leather dildo safely Into its special zinc-coated case Zinc? It's not kryptonite Why is it in a special lead-lined case? What does zinc do? I don't know

Does it like protect the leather? Zinc coated case? So stupid. The Duchess packed the leather dildo safely into its special zinc coated case, much like a professional photographer's camera. Oh, sure. Yeah. You know when you see a securitas van? Yeah. I feel like she's like packed it off with actual security and it's been driven off separately. Yeah. Like with celebrities where like really expensive jewelry on the red carpet. That's how she treats the dildo.

There's a guy with an earpiece who's clearly the bodyguard. Yeah. Do you think it looks like one of those cases that you have like, you know, loads of money in? When you open it, there's loads of money and then she surprises people, she's like, oh, Jesus, I thought that was going to be money. I thought that was the like 25 grand. No, no, wrong case. That's my dildo. It's got lighting in there and everything. It's just a dildo.

With the motel room cleared, the Duchess locked the door, left the keys at reception, and started the engine of the big vehicle. In fairness, she only scuffed one corner on the journey back to the country house where Belinda's murk was parked. What? She clipped it. Well, I think this is a reference to the fact that she's a terrible driver. Yeah, but if you scuff a corner, that's like, that's a mini crash, isn't it?

Yeah, you'll have to get that sorted. She'll lose her no claims. Oh, no. Belinda jumped out of the front passenger seat and said farewell to the Duchess. They had swapped email addresses and planned a reunion at a hotel on the Isle of Wighton. Talk about the inappropriate level of correspondence. They exchanged hot mail. So weird.

Find me on MySpace. That's so odd. They've been so intimate and then they're just like you'll be able to find me like probably we've probably got a friend in common Yeah not even a phone number

arm's length email address Awkward Maybe Rocky doesn't think Cell phones have caught on yet So they'd swap to email addresses And planned a reunion At a hotel on the Isle of White in three weeks time

I feel like she's planned a lot of trips Yeah Hasn't she agreed to be in Belgium in three weeks Maybe it's going to be a stopover Oh God What, Isle of White via Belgium? It was a gala ball and the Duchess had promised to introduce her sexual mistress to some new acquaintances.

Oh, these are the connections she was talking about earlier. Oh, sexual connections. So the Duchess doesn't live where the Tombola was held? No, I think they both are out of town as they came to... Okay. For just the Tombola, I think. Right. As you would.

Belinda took out her car keys and opened the Merck. It started first time. I mean, it's brand new. You'd hope so. Jesus Christ. Also, is Belinda prone to stalling or something? Like, what the hell? I love the stuff she congratulates herself on.

About to start the car, yes. It started first time. She waved goodbye to the Duchess, who promptly accelerated off in a cloud of gravel and dust. And crashed into a tree. It's like Mad Max. The Duchess is like totally over it straight away. See ya.

Belinda's just waving. She's like, whatever. Belinda lost no time in following her and was in the office for a very respectable. Hang on, hang on. What time do we think? she got in by 9.30.

Yeah. I think she's about because that's respectable. Yeah. A very respectable 9.30 a. Yeah.

Guys, you finally found Rocky's rhythm. Well done. God. You're now in sync. Congratulations. I feel like him in his head.

Chapter 14. As she sat down at her desk, Belinda could only wonder what the next two weeks would hold for her. If they were anything like the last 24 hours, she would be truly fucked.

Oh, Oh my God. I mean, seriously. Is that the sign off? Guys, that is the end of Belinda blink. The last word of Belinda blinked is fucked. Wow. I love that the last word is fucked.

She didn't blink in that chapter, which I'm a bit disappointed about. How's everyone feeling? I don't know. It's like a weight has just been taken off my shoulders. Well, put that weight back on. Why? because we're going to do book two right are we actually going to do book two have we decided to do this I feel like the story's not over well there is no story we get to get a story hopefully book two

yeah yeah so that was the prologue should we agree now we'll do book two let's do book two 2016 is all about book two okay do you know what it's called well it's called blinda blink too brilliant lost in new york back in the habit is actually something at the end of the book that Rocky's written. The next page just says, I know time is precious, but Belinda and I would love you to write a quick review on Belinda Blinked One. Oh, come on. People have got to write reviews for him. There are a few reviews on his Amazon page already. They're quite funny. Yeah, please, guys. Write some reviews. Yeah. And also, I was actually going to say this in our Christmas episode, but I'm going to say it now.

If you guys have enjoyed my dad wrote a porno, go and buy the book. Like, Throw a couple of quids of dad because it is... He's let us rinse him. He has let us rinse him. I still don't know if he knows that we're rinsing him, but he's let us rinse him. All the same. And all hail Rocky for that,

because we have had the best time. Yeah. This has been the best 14 chapters of any book. Just go to Amazon, buy Belinda Blink 1 and Kindle, throw Rocky a bone. And he just says, if you enjoyed Belinda Blinked 1, then Belinda Blink 2 will be just up your street.

More of the same. More of the same. Can hardly wait. So yeah, so that's it. I don't know what I'm going to do anymore. The raft is a word that I won't use. What are you going to do next Monday? No more porno date.

No more porno days. Apart from Christmas Day. Oh yeah, we've still got that. That's true. And also, just re-listen to them. You know, listen again, relive. They really stand up to age. I really do feel like they age well.

And what's great is that they are completely standalone because there's no plot. Nothing happens. You can't miss anything. Oh, yeah. Why don't you do a little remix? to listen in a different order. 10, 2, 8, 4, 1, 11.

And finish with the regional sales meeting, cut for three. That's for the end of the day. Send you off to sleep. Yeah. So, guys, as as emotional as this is, from me, Jamie. From me, James.

From me, Alice. And of course, in Rocky and Belinda. Thanks for listening. And we'll see you in 2016 for Belinda blinked two. Semi-colon. Hey friends, it's Nikaela from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens.

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