My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - 135 - The Multiverse Trajectory
Episode Date: August 23, 2018Karen and Georgia cover the Party Monster murder of Angel Melendez and the story of Clarence and Melinda Elkins.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...t https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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done in the past and that we probably will do in the future because we're two white girls
from a lower middle class background. Right. So we have our own biases and
ignorances that we work through on this podcast with our listeners. Thank God.
And that we're happy to learn. I love how much we've learned through this podcast of things we
shouldn't do and did wrong and didn't even realize and it's an amazing learning experience.
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we make enough mistakes by ourselves. We can't be responsible for mistakes other people make.
I think overall for me, the most important thing is it's very important that this community is
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each other and that have connected to each other and whatever problems that we all might face
and stumbling blocks that we all might hit along the way. Let's continue to reach toward each other
because we're stronger together. And it's really a powerful thing that we're beginning to move
toward each other. And I think the effort, I think that's just the key thing that we, that we
continue to do that. And I, and from what I've seen, that seems like what the majority of people
want to do and are interested in doing and are putting work toward doing. So we thank you very
much for your patience and we apologize for the hurt feelings and, and some of the anger that's
out there. It's not what we want. It's nothing we can control. And we just, we hope to do better
in the future. Yeah. And I just want to address really quickly the TP design, which is one of
those things that, you know, as fucking culturally woke as we believe we are, we just completely
fucked up and missed. And I take total fucking, you know, it's culturally appropriation. It's
something that we now realize and will be a lot more attuned to in the future. We took down the
TP design. It's now just a tent. And we're also donating $10,000 to the First Nations Development
Institute, you know, as an apology. And we're sorry for that. And, you know, in the future,
I hope we make better decisions. I mean, this is the, that's the way we learn. We talked to
several people who also have popular podcasts. And my favorite comment was somebody said,
I can't believe you even still had a Facebook page in your name. 22,000 people?
No, no, 200 to 238,000 people. That's, it's way too, it's way too big.
Too many people. And yeah, I mean, I think we went much longer than the average fan site goes
without infighting and the, and the fold. But anyway, I'm sad because that was a good place
for me to go like late at night with insomnia. Like people would post these links to stories.
But now we have the fan cult. There's also a forum on the fan cult where you can post stuff.
And that is a little bit of a neater, more contained group of conversations and links and
discussions. Well, and, and we have direct control over it. I think that's, that's the key.
All right. Well, here's my corrections corner from two weeks ago when I did the Gainesville
Ripper. And man, I got a lot of flack for this. And I totally understand. Listen,
everyone, I went to community fucking college and dropped the fuck out.
You pissed off some college people. I think you went, you planted yourself right in the center
of some kind of a, some kind of a rivalry, a Florida rivalry. I totally did. Did you?
Because, and I remember, I remember getting to the like, you have whatever. And I was like,
Oh shit, Georgia, you have two choices to make. Like just fucking say one thing,
you should have looked this up. And I said that it was Florida state when really it was
University of Florida in Gainesville fucking shit, which of course is represented by their
mascot, Karen, the, the leafy sea dragon. Exactly. So go leafy sea dragons. I'm so sorry
that, you know, we fucked this up and we, we meaning me. Yeah. You try to drag me down into
that shit. Karen should have known. I have to say it. It did hit my ear odd. No, I have no idea
what's going on most of the time. That's true. Okay. So you are watching fucking finally watching
succession. Oh my God. How? First of all, Karen Colkin, my fate, this, he needs to win 100 million
Emmys, make new Emmys. Here's the beauty. And I think if you're trying to be a film or television
actor, if you could just please show us that you're having a great time being that person.
Sometimes those giggles that he lets out when he's just about to be an asshole
are like the most delightful thing that happens to me all day. This is like,
he knows this. He was made for this character. Yes. And also those personalities are, they're
like tropes of people that you, you encounter in life so often where so often I'll be in a,
in some kind of a biz or have been, I should say, in business situations in, in, in my career
and watch the dude talk like that. And then like, I think I'm being funny, but I'm actually being
a monster asshole, but I'm doing it under the guise of humor. Yeah. And why aren't you laughing
along? 11 year old boy or whoever they decide. You don't get the joke anymore. Like it's your
problem for not understanding the joke. Or, or yeah, it's a totally, it's not a joke. It's just
someone being a passive aggressor and they go, dude, I'm fucking with you. And then you're just like,
in your mind, you just check off, like never be in the room with that guy again. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Why don't you get it? Calm down. I'm kidding. It's just a,
it's a bevy of assholes. Also the, the one and only Mr. Darcy, Matthew McFadden is in that,
and he has, he's told me this, sorry, I'm repeating what you told me. But I was, but I just like,
I'm so glad you know now, because all I could say was like, oh my fucking God, oh my fucking God,
you can have it. Mr. Darcy has an American accent and he's one of the bigger assholes on the show.
Just, and he, just wait this, the whole season, he sucks so bad. It's so beautiful how much he
sucks. It's a study in people who suck and why. And then the big brother, what's his name from
Ferris Piracy Off? Oh, oh, Alan Ruck. Like those, oh God. When he told the little girl,
I have an aquifer and you can have, I'll share it with you. It's just, there's everything about it,
it's amazing. Truly, truly, one of my favorite fucking shows. And okay, my show that I want to
fucking mention for no reason, just to tell everyone, is there's a show called Castle Rock
that's out now. Okay. And it's set in them in the Stephen King Multiverse, which I read off of
their Wikipedia. Which you also live in. Yes. Which means that, so it's Stephen King, I don't
know, he's like kind of somewhere, part of it somewhere. Oh God, does he write it? Stephen,
will you check that I'm not fucking this up? So like they'll be going through old newspapers
and then the living Castle Rock and it'll be like one Easter egg that says like,
rapid dog trolls town or whatever. But it's produced by JJ Abrams. And it's this like creepy,
like something happened to this town and this guy played by Andre Holland from Moonlight as a
kid and like, did this thing happen or didn't think this thing happened? And fucking Bill
Skarsgard, who might be the hottest scars, Skarsgard. Which Skarsgard is that? It's a new one.
They created a new one in a fucking laboratory. I swear to God. And he's like, did he escape
from Westworld and come over to the Castle Rock? He's like bony and like angular and super fucking
hot. I got to say, and I, you know, I support the whole Skarsgard family. They've been great to
us. They like to be called clan. They're a clan and they've been so good to kill Garrus, but
that's not my type at all. That he's not, he's not a tall, skinny blonde. Wait, well, that other
one isn't okay. Yeah, I guess he's, but the other Skarsgard, the one who is on like Wormwood,
he's kind of Neveshy. I didn't see Wormwood. I like the one where he, it's like the documentary
kind of thing where he got like LSD in the fucking military and shit. All right, man, tangent. Sorry,
I totally forgot about Wormwood. I just wrote a thing in my mind. I was like, did Neil Gaiman
write Wormwood? Isn't that Worms? And Melanie Linsky, who was in Togetherness. So I fucking
love her so much. Yes. And she's from, originally from Heavenly Creatures. Oh, right. She's the
girl with Kate Winslet and Heavenly Creatures. Right. I love, I just like watching her on screen
a lot. So it's a really good show. Melanie Linsky is a great unsung, great actress. I think she's
being sung on fucking Cassara. Oh, good. Well, now I have to watch it. Yeah. And also because you
and I have talked about this, but Stephen King books were so my thing. Like when I was 12 and I
realized I could read a book that was very easy for my eyes to read. Like I didn't have to concentrate
too hard. Complicated. But it was very adult. And it was so like, it was so visual. It was so cinematic.
Yes. No one can, I feel like no one can do it like him in that way. Like when I read the stand,
I was in the stand. Yeah. The world was ending because of the flu. My 13 year old, 14 year old
existence was just Stephen King book after Stephen King book. Yeah. And it's just, it was amazing.
I had to hide mine and pretend I was reading Judy Blume. My mom didn't care, but my dad be like,
why does that book have a skull on the front of it? Why can't you sleep and you're scared
out of your fucking mind? You're my brother in high school named as stupid, like sweet, dumb,
mutt dog, Kujo. It was the funniest thing because it was like the sweetest dog you've ever met. I
saw him as a puppy and he was just like, Hey, I remember his name is Kujo. Asher. Kujo was filmed.
There's one part where they're driving out to the mechanics ranch and it's filmed in Petaluma.
Oh, shit. Yeah. It's filmed on Bodega Avenue, like on the way out to my house. And when, you
know, that came out and whenever it was, I was probably 14, the pride that we all felt. We're
like, look, it's our street. It was just so exciting. I bet. That's all this week. Watch,
stand by me again, just to have a moment of our nostalgia and our youth. I don't like that movie.
That is one of, oh my God, listen, Corey Feldman. I was a Corey Feldman freak as a child. Were you?
Yeah, because he was Jewish. So I thought it was like, Oh, he's Jewish. I like that.
That fucking River Phoenix. Oh, he is. Dreamboat. See, River Phoenix in that movie was like,
when you're a little girl and there's a boy in your school and he's like a little man.
He does everything manly, except smoke cigarettes, but like right up to where like they have,
they have like a sensitive voice and they kind of take care of business and they,
they're not mean to little kids and they're kind of like, Hey, hey, there's always that one boy
that's like that. But I think what he did was spawn a generation of girls who grew up to be women
that when guys are hot and quiet, they love them. Really, it just means they're crazy or
boring when they're quiet. But you know, the idea that first of all, the idea that that movie is
built around, do you want to go see a dead body? Which is like, of course I do. If only there
was one girl in that, so I could have really, really gotten in there. But second only,
that fucking scene where Lard asks bars at the pie eating contest is like the greatest thing that's
ever happened. It's the best. Life's changing. It's so, it's so great. My dad used to talk about
that scene constantly. It was his favorite. I mean, it's kind of fat shame, but he won in the end.
It's kind of what? Fat shaming, but you know, it's body positive.
It's body positive. Because he won in the end. And then also, because our young Jerry O'Connell,
who in the movie is a little fat guy, grew up to be Mr. Atlas Rock solid body, body, body.
Can I just say I follow Jerry O'Connell on Instagram. And he and Rebecca Romain just seem
like the fucking nicest people. And so funny. And so normal and adult, but like the most beautiful
people you've ever seen. But like, they're just, they seem so cool. It's, once again, it's like
people actually having a good time with their fame and fortune. They should fight Chrissy Teigen
and John Legend to see who's a cooler couple. Wouldn't that be funny? They should have a cool fight.
Shit, I felt like I had something else to tell you. This, that, the other. There's a bunch of
on the fan cult site. We're posting weekly on Friday's unboxing videos of us opening
what is now a fucking like tower of unopened gifts in my loft.
You guys send us so many rad presents. It's always Christmas up here in the pod loft.
And I think we just filmed one the other day. We filmed a bunch of them for the month. And I
think it's some of the best fucking gifts we've ever gotten. Like, I truly this, I just want
everyone to see this shit. It's boiler alert. There's tiny food. Let me just tell you, there's
tiny, tiny, the tiniest food you've ever seen. This is my absolute, like I started, I literally
started crying when I started to cry. Yeah, it's exciting. Oh wait, I think I should read this to
you. Okay, great. Because you'll like it. It's an email, Steven, just hand it to me.
Great. It sounds like on the news. That was absolutely a lie, but I thought it'd be fun to
say like, oh, oh, Steven, just handed me this email, hot off the presses. The subject line is Food
Network Boiling League. Hey friends, I'm literally at work right now at the Food Network listening
to the podcast and you guys talking about having a boiling TV show made me shit my pants. We love
you guys here in the Food Network offices. Toads come to boil some pasta with us when you're in
NY. That's literally all I have to say. Okay, bye. That was from Casey. That's nice.
Tell Casey they didn't love me when I had a TV show that they didn't want to fucking renew.
Hey, listen, I got 20 years of stories like that, baby. You got to put in your time in this business.
Look at me now. I have a boiling water show, bitch. We both had to go. Steven handed me,
hot off the presses, handed me this email and I was like, what is this about? And he's like,
remember in the Cleveland show? I was like, a bowling show. Why do I have a bowling show?
What do we have bowling? And then he had to basically remind us of our own jokes and experience.
And I was like, that's funny. I didn't like, I didn't mean I'm funny. I meant like a boiling show
would be great. I have to say that when you have a podcast and I recommend you start one.
Apps of fucking Lutely, everyone. Everyone. Everyone. I think the new everyone has a book
inside them is everyone has a podcast inside them. And they truly do. Record two hour conversations
and then four weeks later, go ahead and try to remember anything from those conversations,
which is why, and I don't think we've ever plugged this, which is why there is a Twitter
feed called MFM out of context. And some, some saint is taking quotes, random quotes from all
different shows and just tweeting them. And it makes me laugh. And I hate everything I say and
do. I don't, that's not, I don't, don't enjoy normally don't enjoy going back over things to
try to sound so Catholic of you. I know. And also it's very like, you know, I'm being very,
I'm being presentationally like self-loathing right now, but truly normally it's painful.
And the other day I, I started reading it because somebody retweeted one that I was like,
that's funny. And then I started reading it and I texted Georgia. I'm like, this shit's funny
that we're doing. I didn't really, I don't know if I was like, we're funny. That was question mark,
question mark, question mark. Have you heard of this? I guess I haven't been paying attention.
I think it's best I don't pay attention. We haven't told Karen that any of this is being
recorded from the very beginning. We just, she thinks that the thing, the mic in front of her
is actually a cat. And I just think when people tweet at me and tell me things, I'm like, oh,
they really know me really well. But instead of the fact that they've listened to my conversations.
Karen thinks every moment of her life is a multiverse and doesn't realize it's just one long
trajectory. I have to say, there's a lot of big words there, Georgia. I have to say that I
right now just had the recovered memory that I thought of the Truman show before the Truman
show. Because I'm so Truman show of you. I know. And before the person who sued the Truman show
for saying they also wrote the Truman show earlier. But when I lived in San Francisco,
I had this feeling the way and this may have had to do with the amount of pot I was smoking and
the amount of beer I was drinking every night. But I always had this feeling that when people
walked by me on the street, they, I didn't, they weren't convincing as like extras in my life.
Like they're playing a role and they're not doing it very well. It'd be like the,
it came to my mind one time I was walking down the street in the mission where, where we all
lived, me and my friends. And this guy crossed the street, like came from around the corner and
crossed the street. Action extra. He was so stiff. He was so unnatural. There was nothing about it
that said he was really doing it. And I went first day of extra work. Yeah. I was like, this is fake.
This is all fake. You're like bullshit, motherfucker. Get back to one. Let's try that again, sir. I
thought I must have had some sort of weird, I had such extreme self conscious anxiety as a child.
So I wasn't high on pot and beer yet. Yeah. Um, that I, I concocted this idea in my head. I also
wasn't sleeping very well. Listen, I, I wasn't crazy that I concocted this idea in my head that I,
that everyone just played along and felt really bad for me because I had this disease where I
was always naked and I was the only one who didn't know it. Whoa. Whoa. And I'd go to school and I
did this and everyone was like, don't tell Georgia. I might make you cut this out. But keep talking,
just work through it and then you can cut it out later. That's the extent of my anxiety as a child
because I just thought everyone was fucking with me constantly. So I knew everyone was fucking with
me. And then you just, then you just plan for that being the reality of how do you don't,
how do you not get fucked with? Which maybe is why I'm always so naked now. Like when I
answer the hotel room door, when you knock on the door and I think it's hilarious to answer
when your friend comes to the door and you happen to be naked, just to be like, what? So now I'd
like, I don't care. I probably am. That's still, it's my favorite joke. To this day,
I wish I could explain how my eyes didn't accept what I was seeing because I was like, no, no,
people don't do this. And Georgia's just standing like, Hey, I just don't care. And it's like,
and it was like in the hallway of the hotel. So I'm, I'm betting on no one walking by,
you know? Oh, you were rolling those dice. I absolutely was. Also, that was member Australia.
We had so much fucking fun on that trip. That was in Melbourne. That was so much fun.
But we were also, we were having the best time while simultaneously trying to write that fucking
book. Yeah, you guys remember that book that we never told you about that? So we had, we were
like having great fun and traveling and taking in all this great shit. And at the same time,
there was this intense cord of stress because we're already like three chapters late.
Yes. You're already immediate. Like right when it started, somehow we were already late. We were
already behind. And then it was kind of like, what do we do? We have to do it. Do it. Like
every time we try to get together, get out and talk about your paranoia as a child, psychopath.
And we were fucking planning, which we haven't talked about in the podcast yet,
a fucking podcast network the whole time. Yeah, that's right. Oh, now do we get to talk about
that? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. All I want to talk about
is how many fucking names we tried to come up with for the podcast network. I'm not kidding you,
it took months before we finally got one that wasn't taken already. Yes. Well, okay, so but
just for those of you who can't follow this and we understand and we do apologize. Listen,
we are now starting our own podcast network, which means that are this my favorite murder will be on
it, as well as a bevy of other podcasts, which we can't we're not allowed to tell you what they are
right now. But when we do tell you, you're going to shit. Here's a here's an Easter egg of us of a
hint. Yes, yes, yes. You want to guess at this? I love it. What's gonna be? We are your friends
are going to be on this. Yeah, your friends are going to be on this and people that you know are
going to be on this podcast network. It's going to be a my favorite murder multiverse. There we go
with fucking Easter eggs that what did you what was the other word you use from the trajectory
from the beginning of the trajectory of my favorite murder, the fucking Easter eggs that are
going to come in that guy. We did that thing. Remember that thing we talked about? Yeah,
it's going to be happening. It's going to it's going to take some time. We're going to like
slowly roll them out, not slowly, but it's just we're so excited to curate this fucking network.
And it's been working on it for a while. And we have been working on it with you in mind. Yeah,
with what you might want to listen to and who you might want to be involved with very much
every step of the way. And we wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't for you because your guys you guys
listening to this podcast and giving us these numbers has enabled us to have people go Oh,
we think because you did that you can do this. And so it's just as much yours as it is ours.
I know sometimes we say shit like that and it sounds really cheesy, but that was just a fact.
Yeah, like we're we get to build this because of the support that we have with you guys and
we're so, so excited. Karen, that's exactly right. That's the only camp. That's the one that finally
we were like, what stupid shit do we say all the time? And it was George's idea. That's what I love.
It was my quote, but it was your idea. I didn't know that. Yeah, great. You it was like the last
minute where they were finally like, we want to be SSD GM or not. And we were like, no, it was down
to these ones. We were just going back and forth. And then we wanted it to be red flag media. That's
Gwen Stefani's company. We want I wanted we wanted it to be fucking Starling media, Starling media,
like an agent, Clarice Starling wouldn't be fucking perfect, but there's some like
media in don't fucking don't have them, please.
Can you bleep or that? I don't know. And the best thing is alone. And yeah. So then finally,
it was like, oh, let's try exactly right with no hope at all, because everything we look and listen
was taken. Yeah, and everything was taken. Everything was all the slogans were taken.
Kill hard just sounds too intense. Yeah. And we're doing more than that. And we're doing we're
developing out. Right. So anyway, yeah, that that's a we're we've been excited to tell you about that
for a long time, too. There's been so much happening in the LBC. Oh, and here's the EL
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any big piece of business is a downright scars guard at the end of the day.
I think you're first, right? Yes. Yep. I just got them. Like a heart flutter.
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Yeah. I like to normally I like to sit parallel to Georgia like we're both on the bus and that
it's just some lady talking to me that I'm not necessarily listening to on the bus.
Karen hasn't made eye contact with me in six months. I think it's better for our performance.
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of Angel Melendez. Yes. And the AKA the party monster murder. That's right. It's fucking right.
It is. This is this story. Yep. How have I not done this already? Yeah. That's very,
that's a good question to ask yourself. It is. I was a wannabe club kid when it was all over.
You had huge Junko jeans, right? I didn't have Jinkos, but I had the huge stack shoes. Oh,
okay. I had like, you know, Adidas that were stacked up high. I had like the pig tails that
were crimped in the, I wanted, but this isn't fucking Orange County. Like I wanted to be a club
kid in like Manchester. No, in New York. Oh, okay. Yeah. But yeah, Manchester works too.
I was just thinking the Hacienda. Oh wait, sorry, really quick. Did you ever, have you seen,
I went down a bit of a Killian Murphy hole as I want to do during my days. There's video of him
as like a 19 year old at the Hacienda dancing, which by the way, for those who know what we're
talking about, that's 24 hour party people, the movie first of all, but when we were in
fucking Manchester, we stayed across the street from the, where the Hacienda was, which is now,
of course, high rise buildings. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. So back to America hand. Okay.
So I want to say that I got, there's so much online of information, but I got a couple of
my sources that I want to go ahead and give credit to is there's a shockumentary called
party monster from 1998. And then The Guardian, there's a good article by Emma Brox, B-R-O-C-K-E-S.
Brox? Brox. B-R-O-C-K-E-S. Brox. I'd say. Brox. And also there's a fucking American justice about
this. Hell yeah. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. It's bananas. No, this story was humongous when
it happened. Yeah. It was huge. It was. So here we go. Let's fucking time and place this motherfucker.
Okay. It's the 1980s in New York City. These crazy mega dance clubs like Studio 54 are all the rage
for the rich, famous assholes who want to see and be seen and hobnob and do designer drugs and
shit. Like it's like the fucking rich, famous people are all the rage. Hell yeah. That's Karen's
scene. I'm into it. So going to these clubs met, seeing legit celebrities like Cher and Andy Warhol
and Mick Jagger and the guest list is fucking tight. It's hard to get into these clubs. It's like
there's not for nobodies. You know what I mean? Like you have to be somebody. And it fit in
perfectly with the Reagan. Or be hot. Or be gorgeous. Yeah. It fit in perfectly with the
Reagan era values of money and celebrity obsession and excess and vanity. But then
the 1987 economy crashed. Yeah, it did. Yeah, it did. Interest rates increased. But all these
things that happened when economy crashes happened. You're not going to go into that. Do you want to
hear about a debt that had accumulated in the late 1980s began to catch up with people?
Did the Dow Jones industrial average move around a little bit? That's right. Yeah, the biggest
bust in the... Okay. And then of course in 1987, the death of Andy Warhol. So it's kind of like
this era came to a motherfucking end. And this led to the mega clubs closing down. And in their
place, these smaller clubs popped up that were like, fuck the Reagan era values of excess.
And also remember, this is pre Giuliani, New York. So this was kind of a fucking
trash fire. There was piles and piles of garbage on the street type. Right. It was that kind of
thing where there was not so many cops and lots and lots of garbage. It was a very... What's the
word? Urban fucking anything goes insanity. Be yourself or be a homeless person on crack.
Like it was just... There is a lot going on at the time. You didn't go there for tourist stuff.
Tourists didn't go there. Right. Nobody was really being tough on crime the way they like
to become later. Yeah. Look it up. There's videos. There's all kinds of elements to it.
Right. So before it became a family friendly tourist trap. So there's the seedy anything
goes attitude going on. So in 1984, into this world comes a 17 year old kid from South Bend,
Indiana. He arrives and begins hosting small events. And his name is Michael Aleg. He says
he knew he was gay since he was in kindergarten. But in fucking South Bend, Indiana, which probably
doesn't... Isn't the most tolerant place in the 80s. So he never felt like... No, nowhere was.
I mean, it's really... There was a very intolerant time. Nowhere was tolerant. That's right. So he
felt like he never fit in. He was effeminate. So he was an easy target. And his youth was
just spent being bullied. And that included his father disapproving of him and eventually
abandoning the family. His mom seems like she was fucking obsessed with him in the party monster
Chocumentary. She talks about him and she's clearly just adores him. Now, real quick question. Is the
term Chocumentary, am I supposed to have known that? Is that something that's happened before? Or is
it just this one? I think it's like part of this is like, it's like party monster, the Chocumentary.
It's not just a document. You know what I mean? Okay. But there are... It's part of the name of
this movie. Oh, got it. It's a documentary, but they want... There's not like a whole bunch of
other Chocumentaries I need to rent. I'm not going to answer that because I don't want to get yelled at.
Got it. I might be wrong. That's part of the name of this documentary. Got it. So Michael...
So he's played... Okay. Here's how to picture him in the movie party monster. He's played by
Macaulay Culkin. Right. Perfectly, I think. He's this skinny, gawky kid. His mother described him
as an honorary little fellow and an instigator. So he's just always kind of this like troublemaker.
He moved to New York and he was finally able to come out of the closet and be the weirdo
self that he had always tried to hide. So Michael begins to frequent these anything goes clubs,
like Tunnel in Chelsea, with a band of these misfit kids. They're all outsiders. They're fringe
people from small towns who came to look for a group that would accept them. It almost seems like
you... Now you would think of like art students, like a bunch of fucking artsy fuck everything,
but like they had this playground of New York City in the 80s to do anything they wanted with.
So cool. Yeah. So also, so like that's how a lot of like trends come about or kids like
that. Like the outsiders that are doing whatever they want and doing drugs and then they for some
reason pick up a thing and put it around their neck and suddenly someone else sees it and then
that's the trend. And they're doing it to eschew the fucking mainstream and fuck you to the mainstream
and then it becomes mainstream. And like everyone also remember probably fucking 20-year-olds out
there, like there's no internet. There's no fucking... You maybe see some people in magazines
doing these things, but you know, it's not... This isn't... There's no internet to influence anyone.
Yeah. When you were trying to be cool in the 80s and 90s, you had to go out and earn it. You had to
go find where the cool people were, copy what they were doing, try to get in what they were doing,
get the drugs they were doing. Like it was all very... You had to be like a man on the street
about it. You couldn't just stay home and be like, oh no, I'm going to get that same tattoo
or whatever. You had to really... And also that was back when like being a poser was a real threat.
You didn't want to be seen as a poser. It's all very clicky. So... Okay. So they're giving the
moniker the club kids and Alec... It's like this mini movement of these outlandishly dressed
party goers. They get inspiration from punk, SNM, and clown styles. I read one article,
which kind of is perfect. They look like these circus freaks from the future trying to look
like vintage circus freaks a lot of the time. I mean, to me, that just says you did your drugs
before you got ready. So instead of getting ready to go out and then doing drugs on your way out,
you did your drugs at 3 p.m. And then you started going, what if I paint my whole head red?
But here's the thing. In the beginning and for a lot of years, the drugs weren't really a thing.
In all of these early videos that they have of them online, they're drinking vodka and orange
juice. Drugs were not part of the scene at the beginning. It was almost this like, you know,
it was like, what's the word? Performance art. And that's what fueled them. So maybe they
fucking did a bump here and there, but like mostly it was just drinking. And kind of just being like,
hey, here's my crazy outfit. Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah. That's very fuck you. But the drugs weren't really
there yet. So they fucking got ready, not on drugs. Probably drunk, which explains the
painting your face read to. I was just trying to relate it to how it used to be for me when I would
end up in a weird, in some kind of weird turtleneck with a vinyl dress shit that I would always do.
I line her up to your fucking ears. And then, oh, maybe I'll take an hour and pluck all my eyebrows
off because I'm on speed. Not above it. They're getting runnaker club kids. They wear over-the-top
outfits. They're often homemade or assembled from thrift store costumes, which like,
can you imagine the New York City in the 80s thrift stores? I would die. The outfits were unique
and crazy. And they showed expressions of who they were. One person just fucking wore a chicken
mascot costume. That's taking the easy way out. I mean, look, do your best.
Alec was accompanied by people like familiar names like Ru Paul fucking grew out of this
shit neighborhood area. Amanda LePore, of course, she's the gorgeous woman. And then they all made
up. And James St. James. I know he's in there. He's absolutely in this story. If you have never
gone onto the World of Wonder website, which is basically the production company that makes Ru
Paul's Drag Race and a bunch of other stuff, in the early days of the internet, I lived for that
website. Everything, all the good videos were on there. They had everything first. They knew all
the memes first. It was the coolest. I haven't gone on as much anymore. In all of these documentaries,
the James St. James part where they like cut to him and he starts talking is like,
it's the best part. Like everyone shut up. He's talking. He's everything. He's everything.
So they made up names for themselves. There's this girl named Jenny Talia. And I just love that so
much. I just love that. This is right up your alley. This is so, this is like, I fucking emulated
this so hard. I can't even tell you like I wanted to go to New York to live with these people. Yeah.
There's a guy named Ernie the P-Drinker. There's Junkie Jonathan and Woody the Dancing Amputee.
And they push, they also push boundaries of drag and fashion. And they were just fucking out there.
So the club kids are led by Michael A. Lig, Alec, known as he's like the king of the club kids.
He's like the fucking Pied Piper they call him. And his mentor slash rival I read in this magazine,
the equally flamboyant James St. James. Yes. I'm on his side. Yes. You didn't do anything.
Oh, right. Yes, you should be. They're known for flamboyant behavior, outrageous costumes in 1988.
So a village voice writer and frequent party guest, Michael Musto wrote about the club kids.
He's just like, he was just like, like this not as flamboyant dude who just kind of like hung out
with them and wrote about it, which is pretty great. He said they are terminally superficial,
have dubious aesthetic values, and are master manipulators, exploiters, and thank God partiers.
Yes. The club kids aesthetic, it was the emphasized the outrageous fabulousness,
gender fluid was a thing. And though not everyone was gay, their scene had an LGBT
bent and was popular among the drag queens. And it was kind of just this thing of like,
we finally have our place where we get a fucking, you know, all these people come from small towns,
we get to actually like go over the top. We've been fucking hiding this for years.
Yes. Let's let's be ourselves and normal fucking people in the preppies who used to not let us
into club 54 and shit. They're not fucking allowed in here. That's right. That's and I think that's
also the at the nearing the end of the AIDS epidemic. Well, yeah, I was just going to talk
about that. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I literally next fucking sentences. This was
in the midst of the AIDS epidemic. Yeah. And I was going to tell you to please jump in at any moment
because I know you know this too. And that may have helped this drive the party scene, because
Michael once said there was a prevailing sense that you and your friends might not be around
this time next week. So enjoy the now we party too hard, drink too much and laugh too loud.
Yeah. So there's real reason behind that. It's like you can say it's superficial. You can say
that it's right that they're being mean anything. Yeah. But actually, it's there's very strong.
It's almost that thing where the, you know, the AIDS epidemic for so many people to deal with
their mortality in the literal way with their friends dying left and right, you know, and a
government who truly doesn't give a shit, didn't give a shit and did nothing. Yeah. I mean,
you know, why not say fuck you and put on crazy pants and go do whatever you want.
Yeah. Live your life right now while you fucking can. Yeah.
The group became an artistic and fashion conscious youth culture. And so it's all
experimental. The club kids become a force that the media fucking got up, became obsessed with,
of course, because they're just so over the top. Michael and the club kids appear on several
talk shows, including Geraldo, which you can totally watch online. I remember watching it at
my fucking house as a kid. I think it was in like there was they were on a couple of times that I
remember being like 12 or 13. So like right on the cusp of when I was going to say fuck it too.
And I was just like, well, I need to go to fucking New York immediately. Yeah.
And in 1990, the biggest so so Michael's doing this thing is making a name for himself. He's
going to these parties. They're having this fun. And then in 1990, the biggest club owner in the
city named Peter Gation puts Michael in charge as the promoter for his string of downtown clubs,
which included this club called the limelight. You know that gothic revival fucking crazy,
like a multi building church in New York that you drive by and you're in a cab and you're like,
what in the fuck is that? Yeah. That was a club. Yeah. In the fucking 80s and 90s. I know.
How insane is that? It's the best. It's a gym now. Doesn't look like you want to cry. Oh,
really? Last I read it was I could be something else now. That's so that's so the teens, the 20
teens. Yeah. That was the job I wanted. The promoter was such a weird you're like, what do
you do? All I knew is you all you had to hand out flyers and you got way more money than
should be given to people handing out flyers. Right. But but part of it was being beautiful,
fashionable, edgy. You had to be the kind of person that if somebody gave you a flyer,
you'd want to be go to the party they were having. That's exactly right. I remember girls in high
school being like, I'm dating a promoter. And I'd be like, what is that? Yeah. And who cares?
And then you meet the promoter and you're like, I want to be with you forever. Right. So that's
so he becomes this promoter because he is like the fucking top dog, whatever. So Michael got to
just throw these lavish parties he would pick, you know, paid for. He would pick a theme, hire DJ,
make sure all his fabulous friends would show up. He'd pay them to show up. Wow. So suddenly
they were getting paid to go fucking clubbing or go to parties as you weren't supposed to call it
a rave. You call them going to a party. Why? Because the cops would bust them? Maybe it just
sounded cooler. Yeah, I don't know. So it would. So when all his wild friends would show up with
fucking, you know, painted red heads and diapers and with their nipples xed out with fucking masking
tape and you know, like all these incredible thing, a candle fucking stuck on their head or whatever.
That all these people wanted to go to these clubs to watch them because they were like kind of getting
famous in the like, you know, because the news would cover them and shit. And because we love
people who are who don't give a fuck. That's what a relief it is when you see a person like that.
So it's like, yeah, I don't care. You can't. There's nothing you can do. Like it's such a good
feeling when you're around people who are all like, yeah, fuck it. I don't care. Well, Michael
Lusto from the fucking Village Voice talks a lot about how like in like before this,
everyone was on their best behavior and wanted to look the coolest and be the coolest and just be
like, you know, perfect and then people. Yeah. And then fucking Michael came along and he would
he was a dick kind of he pee and drinks and make people drink it. But that's not Woody the the
peer. What's that guy's name? Maybe he maybe it's because he's a pee drinker. Yeah, maybe because
he drank pee like all these things that he did. He was like kind of a dick that everyone let
a like he was like a child that nobody there's one thing that I read about where he had he had
a like he got hepatitis and made it into a party and like kiss as many people as he could
to give it. He was just like he was literally a party monster. He was a true party monster. He
just didn't care about anyone and everyone loved that about him. There was no feeling like he just
was there to have a good time. Yep. As Vin says, we're here for a good time, not a long time.
That guy I mean. Okay, so so he did that scene. Okay, he would be there. He draw crowds to these
venues and the club kids began holding they also a way to promote that these actual parties would
be that they would have these what now we know as flash mobs. But then with guerrilla parties,
guerrilla style parties, they they called them outlaw parties. So they show the fuck up at a
Dunkin Donuts like 200 deep or a fucking Burger King and just take over and ruin this poor these
poor people who work their night for sure and just have so much fun and party and put music on and
shit. They went did one in the subway and like and they do it until you know the cops would come
which was like their their highlight of the night and then they go to this club that was already
ready for it. So it's just these like flash mobs in a way. So he loved all this attention he got.
Okay, so there's a pee drinker. There was a woman who went on stage and gave herself a champagne.
Anima. Great. So healthy. Hepatitis. Good for the flora and fawn and your gut. Don't try that at
home. It was just like these people. It just really seemed like performance art for everyone,
but in a club setting. Yeah. So in the beginning, Michael and the club kids didn't really fuck with
drugs as I said, but then ecstasy came along as Michael just explains it. It felt like a drug
for people who didn't do drugs because it wasn't some like fucking cut crazy snorty drug. It was
like pharmaceutical made in the lab and it made you feel spiritual. So it didn't feel like you
were doing drugs, which is the and I say this any chance I get the problem with pills is that you
can tell yourself you're not a drug addict and you can just take a bunch of fucking pills and
suddenly you're different, but you can't tell because you didn't snort it and you didn't like
it was my prescription. It was prescribed to me. Yeah. And but then all of a sudden you're on the
other side of pill behavior. Yeah. Not really knowing what's going on. Right. It's so dangerous.
Yes. 100%. And it's become so normalized now. So normal. Really frightening. Yeah. It's horrible.
So Michael, of course, and his followers then begin using drugs heavily, which is what
happens when you start taking drugs. Well, and when you party for a living. I mean,
it's part of the reason when I was hospitalized for alcoholism. I tried to explain to the doctor.
I'm like, I'm a comic. I'm in a club every night. We all drink eight drinks a night.
If I don't stay and hang out and party with them, I won't get booked on shows.
Yeah. It's part. It's like the yin yang of the whole lifestyle. But like, but when that's your
lifestyle, you then you're truly living it and it's very hard on the system. It is. Definitely.
So he began. So so Michael, who's kind of in charge of these clubs begins adding drug dealers to,
you know, who's paying people to come to the clubs like his friends who are club kids,
he adds drug dealers to the payroll of Michael Peter's guy, Peter Gation. He's like,
add this guy to the payroll at that guy. So they're fucking drug dealers getting paid like
an hourly rate to fucking be there, which is bananas. Well, it's not. I might be wrong about
this, but at the Hacienda, weren't the doorman drug dealers? I don't know. I feel like there was
some kind of similar thing like that where it just became part of the business. Yeah.
Which seems so normal. Yeah. When you're like in it. So they become all addicted to drugs like
Coke or Hypno, Special K, which of course is a fucking horse tranquilizer. And you can fall
into a k-hole, which means the ground goes away. It sounds like a nightmare. It sounds like that's
the thing. Also, those drugs where you take one pill and then you're out of it for hours. Yeah.
I hate that when I used to go to raves in when I was young. And this is like 95. So this is by
the time anything hits Orange County, it's fucking played out. So like I was like, and cusp of this
shit. But it wasn't in Orange. It was in Los Angeles. But yeah, man, there are just people
wandering around, you know, selling drugs like it was out and about. No one gave a shit. Yeah.
Horse tranquilizers, everybody. Horse tranquilizers. Thank God I never tried those. And eventually,
everyone's fucking favorite heroin. Yeah. Yeah. So one of those club kids was one of these club
kids who was just super into the scene was named Andre Melendez. And his name, his like club name
was Angel. And that's because he wore these different kinds of ornate, beautiful angel wings.
That was his thing. His like, you know, what's it called? Look, he had immigrated from Columbia to
New York as a child. And he lived in Queens. And like Michael, he had tried to make a name for
himself and found the club kids a good place to do it. And he wanted to be accepted by Michael,
especially. And the club kids. So to do so, he started dealing drugs as his ticket in. And
whenever it's it's this thing of like, if you look a little deeper than this, the basic articles,
it says like Michael, a leg killed the drug dealer angel, you know, Melendez. But it's like,
well, he wasn't a drug dealer at first. It wasn't just that he was like there to deal drugs. He
actually was a club kid who loved the scene, loved the people. He was part of it. Dealing drugs was
his way to like to get people to like him. Yeah. And then make a name for himself. Exactly. Yeah.
So he wasn't just a drug dealer. So he eventually got put on the limelight payroll as well.
And Angel idolized Michael. So he let him get away with a lot. And of course, Michael would
took advantage of him like fucking crazy, including like stealing drugs from him. There was one
account according to James St. James that during a snowstorm where they broke into Angel's
stash and did three to $4,000 worth of Angel's drugs. And James St. James was like,
how are you going to tell Angel? And then Angel walks in and Michael's like, we did your drugs,
like just fuck you, do something about it. I feel like I have four stories like that.
That's the thing too, is when you start to get into that very bizarre lifestyle,
you just do things like you don't care anymore. After a while, you just only care about getting
hot. I mean, it sounds like he was had some narcissistic tendencies to begin with. And then
you put in drugs and fame and goodbye. You're fucking, no, you don't give a shit. Yeah. You're
like, it's me from the limelight. Yeah, you know, you can't get in here without me, which is true.
Like he could fucking ban whoever the fuck he wanted. Yeah, that's a lot of control. Yes.
So escalating drug use and overdoses and more cases of AIDS among the club kids kind of starts
and then mayor fucking new mayor Rudy Giuliani's crackdown on nightlife and
starts to lead to the beginning of the end of the club kids. So in September 1995, hey,
I was 15 and probably had a rave limelight is raided by federal agents and shut down because
they were using drugs so openly and rampantly, like it was just as you walk in and you get a
bump of coke, like it's just everywhere. It's not a big deal to anyone. So sad I wasn't there.
So, so sad. All right. So Angel, who had been working at the club, he gets fired. So he's
pissed about that. He thinks that that he's owed money. And on top of that by 1996, Michael was
a full blown fucking junkie. Okay. He's injecting heroin every day. And as his addiction grows,
his demand for drugs from Angel grows and Angel just starts to get resentful and feels used.
And he couldn't get into limelight anymore. And that pissed him off a lot too.
Wait, sorry, Angel or Michael? Angel couldn't get in anymore. Michael's live in the fucking
high life. Angel gets fired because of the drug raid and he's a drug dealer.
Oh, yeah. And so he's just pushed out. Yes, that sucks. Yes. But also let me just say too,
just the way this this trajectory is the story of all all drug stories. It starts fun. As my mom
used to say, it's going to end in tears. Yeah. You're laughing now, but this is going to end in
tears. I mean, the difference in I highly recommend people watching the shockumentary because
you can see that from the videos in the beginning, it's these bright eyed, bushy tailed fucking cool
like, you know, smart kids who are like leading this incredible revolution. And by the end,
it's like dark circles under their eyes and no one's smiling. And it's just addicted to drugs.
And that's what drugs do. It just like it becomes about you go to parties because you need to get
drugs, not because you you are so happy to be around these people that are like minded and,
you know, right? Because you're not having fun anymore. You're not having real experiences
anymore. You're not like, oh my God, I love dancing and it feels great. You're just like
drugs or even like I want to be famous. It's like not that anymore, either. It's just this negative
thing. Yeah. So around this time, Michael, a leg throws a themed party called blood feast.
This is just an aside. It's named after a horror movie that he had loved as a child that he had
watched with his mother as a child. His mother was obsessed with watching horror moves and like
watch them with him, which also Joe Doros as mom did love that. I talked to her about it once and
she told me that she just wanted someone to watch with because she was scared. So she put her four
year old child next to her. I do love it, though, when parents like get their kids into movies at
a young age, whatever style they like. I don't care. But so in the in the movie, Blood Feast,
this this dude kills people and dismembers his victims. That's what the fucking horror movies
about sounds like a real blood feast. Exactly. And in the flyer for the event, my favorite club
kid, Jenny Tellia, she's just like she just she just looks like she's what I wanted to be when I
was that age. Sure. Yeah. She's holding a hammer to Michael's head and it looks like it's all
bloody and gross. It's like this is going to be the gore party. Like they had these insane parties.
So maybe the gore one, the phrase legs cut off is like all these crazy phrases like that are
on the flyer. And then I write all caps foreshadowing.
Okay, got it. Got it. I'm seeing it foreshadowing. So on Sunday, March 17, 1996, Angel shows up at
Michael and his roommate, Robert Riggs, who's known as freeze. It looks like the devil kind of,
but like the hot devil. So he had a goatee and just a little trident. Yes. And he and he liked
devil town. What's the guy's name? Remember the movie? This is so random. Remember the movie
go? Yes. And the drug dealer from that movie. Yes. What's his name? Oh, even got it. Timothy
Oliphant. Yes. Yeah. I've done it again. You're scaring Elvis. Sorry, but I've done it again.
Timothy Oliphant. Also, I just recently watched the girl next door, which when it came out real
time, I was like, this is sexist and against women. It's one of the better movies I've ever seen.
And Timothy Oliphant is so hot in it. And he's playing this like kind of scummy guy,
whatever that shows up. And he shows up at the at the boys high school. And he's like in a cool
car. And he's just like this badass guy. And these he's talking to these two girls and the boy
comes out like, what are you doing here? And he turns to the boys lead the lead boy and goes,
hey, you didn't tell me you had some real burners at the school. And I laughed for so long. The
idea of calling hot girls burners. Maybe that was just maybe that was just for me. You've got to see
it. It's so good. He's so good. Okay. And then goes on to become the sheriff of fucking Deadwood.
Right. Calling no one burners. No, no, you don't do that. Loving the widow. Okay. Also,
watch the movie go if you want. If you want to watch like what my life was kind of like at that
time. It goes a great movie. It's a really good movie. And then that's what my life was kind of
like. Okay. So fucking elephants. Nickname is freeze. And he looks like the devil. Okay. So
that Michael and freezes apartment in Hell's Kitchen. Angel shows up at like nine in the morning.
And of course, no, no, not one of them has slept the night before. They've all been taking drugs
all fucking night. And the grossest feeling. Disgusting. Angel is pissed off. Like trying to
track down this money he's owed. He is like demanding this money. This argument ensues between
Michael and Angel. And the calm it becomes violent. And Angel, this is all according to
freeze and Michael. So, you know, please take take this with however you feel like nobody's
nobody's told Angel side of the story because right, the only one that could have done it.
Yeah. So that, you know, take this with various levels of spice. He pins Michael, Michael cries
out for help. So freeze grabs a hammer and hits Angel over the head with it three times.
And sorry to ask this now, but this was after that, that blood and gore party? Yes. Okay.
Okay. Awful. I'm almost positive. Yeah. Three times he gets disoriented according to freeze,
but he's also still pissed off. So freeze grabs him from behind and there's a lot of
different stories. So it's kind of hard to tell which one they're fucking sticking with. Okay.
And and Michael grabs either a pillow or a sweatshirt and puts it over Angel's face and
they smother him and he, he dies. Whoa. And then again, depending on his story, Michael takes
a cleanser or a chemical or drain or something, puts it down his fucking throat and uses duct tape
to duct tape his mouth shut. And I think he's already fucking dead. Then thank God. And Michael
says that it later says it was because he wanted to cover up the smell. But it's hard to be it's
just like hard to know what really happened. Right. Yeah, I get that. Because that all fits in if
you're gonna, if you're gonna argue self-defense. Right. You know, exactly. So the two freeze and
Michael then strip Angel's body, place it in the bathtub and they put ice all over it and chemicals
all over to mask the smell. It stays there for five to seven days. Oh, God. I know until freeze
purchases, some chef's knife and a cleanser and I'm sorry, a cleaver at Macy's. I don't know why
that tidbit needed to stay in there, but I just found it kind of interesting. And the Macy's home
home. Yeah, like the person who told them that was like, enjoy your dinner. And then it's like
a guy with a lightning bolt across his face. It's like, thanks so much. Thanks.
And heroin junkie. I need to let you out of his arm. Thanks. I'm making salad. Tell your friends.
So Michael's like, okay, I'll take care of this. You have to get me 10 bags of heroin
so I can get as fucked up as possible. I don't want to be fucking, you know, conscious for this
shit. And then he's like, and I was kind of hoping I would dive a heroin overdose too.
So I mean, that's what he fucking says. But so he's on all this. I bet he does though. Yeah.
He's on all this heroin and he removes angels legs. He cuts them fucking off just like the
blood bath movie and or blood. What was it called? Blood Feast. Thank you. And he removes angels legs.
He wraps them in garbage bags and then places them in a duffel bag. And then those are dumped
in the Hudson River and they sink. But then the following day, they wrap the rest of angels body
in a sheet and plastic garbage bag and they place it in a cardboard box. They take it down to a
fucking waiting taxi, put it in the trunk. They drive to the west side highway to Hudson River.
And by some instances, get the cab driver to help them throw the box. Oh, like obviously the cab
driver doesn't know what's in it. Yeah, right. Help him them throw the box over the side of the
highway into the river. And then they watch as it doesn't sink and kind of just sails off and
they're like, oh, shit. And on drugs and on drugs. And Angel when he was murdered was only 25 years
old. Oh, God. So Michael, Michael, whatever reason can't fucking keep quiet about it. Maybe he's
so horrified by what he's done. Maybe it doesn't seem real in his head because he's on drugs.
Maybe he's fucking doesn't think it's a big deal. Like who knows why? Or maybe he wants to get caught.
Right. You know, yeah. But he doesn't keep quiet and he tells people about it and rumors start
flying. And in the scene, everyone kind of knows what happened, although they're like, that's,
that sounds too outlandish about the Drano and shit. But it all ends up being true.
And so it becomes an open secret in the club community. And but everyone's loyal as fuck to
Michael and no one tells the police. So Angel's brother, Johnny, starts to get worried when he
doesn't hear from his brother. And of course, they only had pagers back then. So he's not answering
his fucking page. And he finally is like, goes to clubs to try to track down his brother and can't
find him. The police, he says barely bothered to fill out a missing persons report and didn't
really give a shit. So he had to fucking start investigating on his own post flyers all over
the city of Angel, the photo of Angel with his angel wings and everything trying to find his
brother. He breaks down on the fucking Chocumentary Chocumentary documentary. And it's really fucking
sad. I bet. Yeah. So he spends the next few months. Okay. So Michael spends the next few months high
as fuck, traveling in and out of the city. He's still throwing parties, but people aren't really
going to them. And meanwhile, with the help of the media, Johnny is able to get Angel's disappearance
out. And like it becomes front page news articles in the New York magazine and New York Post, which
is like the best magazine for shit like this. Michael Moustow posts a blind item in the village
voice that's basically like club kid who would get which club kid murdered like talks about it.
No, he's horrified. Wow. Yeah. So well, that's the best way to deal with the murder. Absolutely.
To gossip, put a blind item in a newspaper, just gossip it away. So okay. So in a month after the
murder in March 1996, so there's a tropical storm, which makes all everything wash up on the shore.
And a group of children at a beach at Miller Field in Stanton Island discover a box containing the
dismembered remains, which eight months later are linked to Angel. Wow. It took eight months
because he was misidentified as an Asian male by the morgue. Can I just ask really quick,
did you mean Stanton Island? What did I say? Stanton Island. Jesus. Stanton Island. Stanton Island.
God. I was like, no, I don't want to act like I'm some expert about the burrows or anything.
What is that? How did my brain do that? But you're trying to explain something. I am.
Wow. Okay. But you're saying that the remains were found and then eight months later,
he was identified, but it wasn't eight months? No. A month later, he's found. Okay. And then
eight months later, like another body washes up and a cop who actually was involved in Angel's
case puts it together. That, you know, it all gets put together. Got it. Got it. But it's partly
because the burrows didn't communicate with each other, of course, but also he was misidentified
as an Asian male, whatever. Okay. Right. So with the final, with finally with identification,
police are now involved. This whole time Michael hadn't been questioned once about the disappearance
despite the rumors. He had fled to New Jersey at this point where you can't get away in New Jersey.
Nine months after the murder of Angel, Michael Aleg is arrested on December 5th, 1996, and
Freese is arrested the same day. Wow. And Freese just fucking talks immediately. They both just like.
That's so freeze. So freeze. So Aleg insisted to the police that he and Freese had killed Angel
in self-defense and disposed the body in a panic. And he had photos of bruises that he had on him
after the fight too. So he was not high. He was not so high that he couldn't take pictures of his
own bruises. He couldn't go to a lawyer and get pictures taken two weeks after the, or like a
week after. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So prosecute. So here's just like weird things.
Prosecutors were hesitant to charge Michael with first degree murder because they hoped he would
testify against his former boss, Peter Gation, who they had arrested for allowing drugs to be sold
in his nightclub. So the fucking DA or the feds want to get this guy Peter Gation on all these
fucking drug charges. So they don't want to like throw the book at Michael because they need
him to be a fucking credible witness. And if he's a fucking first degree murderer,
they can't put him on the stand. And they don't prioritize the murder as a
worst crime than selling drugs and clubs. They don't. Wow. So they eventually offer Michael
and Freese a plea deal, a sentence of 10 to 20 years if they accept the lesser charge of manslaughter,
which they do. Side note, Peter Gation charges are all eventually dropped. Yeah. So it didn't
fucking matter. Anyways, he's a big rich guy, right? Well, because they couldn't prove anything
at that point. So they could have fucking charged him. I don't know. But also, you know, who knows
much guy who knows what happened on October 1st, 1997. They both plead guilty and sentence sentence
to 10 to 20 years. Freese is released after 13 years in 2010. Michael becomes eligible for parole
in October, 2006. But he claims that the parole board watched the movie Party Monster that had
been made in 2003, which portrayed him very poorly and decided to keep him in after watching it.
Oh, yeah. So he's he serves eventually serves 17 years and released on May 5th, 2014.
And regarding the 2003 movie Party Monster, whichever one you watch, it's fucking good.
It's really good. It is Sean Green, the other person in that movie. And Chloe Sevigny is in
it as well. Sean Green is I just for four minutes watched Gold Gold member Seth Green.
Shit, Seth Green. Sean Green is a stand up comic. I know who's very funny.
Seth Green. I watched a little bit of Gold member Austin Powers and Gold member the other day,
purely because of how fucking funny that guy is. And he has been I think he might also be in go.
Yes, he is. He is. Right, Steven. Back me up. God damn it, Steven. Why won't you know he is.
I think he is. Or I might be thinking of can't hardly wait. Yeah, I think anyway,
because he plays like a raver kid club kid in that movie. Oh, is that what he's doing?
Oh, yeah, he's not in go. Yes. Fuck you both.
You take your beer all of it and you shut up your ass. I haven't done it again.
Yeah. But anyway, that guys, I feel like he has been a massive talent since he's like five years
old. Yeah, he is so talented and continues to be with fucking robot chicken robot. I was gonna
call it freeway chicken. Good night, Grandma. Seth Green, everyone. Seth Green, everybody.
Okay. So the the movie, where are we? Party monster is based on the 1999 memoir,
disco blood bath by none other than James St. James. Yeah. So Michael Ailig is now 52 years old.
He says he doesn't like the way he's portrayed in the movie because it's he says it's one
dimensional. So Angel, who's played by Wilson Cruz from my so called life. Right. He he turns
him into a minor side character. Yes. If Angel Melendez hadn't been murdered, he would be 57
years old right now. And that's the party monster murder of Angel Melendez. God, that's so.
I mean, the fact that like he's Michael Ailig, Alec Ailig. Yeah, he's served his time. Like
that's a that's so rarely happens where it's a famous murder. Yeah. Where the person gets
goes to jail, serves their time and comes back out and then like is able to speak again. Yeah,
it's really it's hard to track down exactly what he's up to now. Like it seems like he's got all
you know, trying trying a bunch of other you know, fashion line and art and like maybe trying to
still do club promotions. And it's just like hard to track it down. But I mean,
yeah, and it's hard to kind of know how to feel because yeah, it was this, you know, when you
talk about a time like that, it's all so surreal. And the behavior is so surreal. And then the drug
element makes it all very kind of like, yeah, there's a kooky element to it. But at the end of
the day, there's there's a really tragic murder. And then just again, we've talked about this a
bunch of times, but like when people have to dismember, or they're able to dismember human
beings, I just it's such a it's so far beyond anywhere I even want to think about being totally
nightmarish. Totally. Yeah, it is really sad. And then you think of all the club kids now and
like we're looking back and being like, we were just fucking, we just like went off the deep end.
This could have been this great movement of, you know, and it did like it influenced so many people
now like fucking Lady Gaga, she wouldn't exist without this club kid movement. And they talk
about like Marilyn Manson was like direct landslowns, but you know, all this shit, Georgia
Hardstark wouldn't have worn fucking vinyl pants and stacked shoes. That's right to raves if it
hadn't been for this. So I tried to wear stacked shoes one time and I I can still feel myself
going down on the sidewalk in San Francisco, walking home from a bar and just you take one
weird step on mine were Mary Janes and my friend would call me a little Frankenstein when I wore
them because that's exactly what I looked like. You take one wrong move and those things and
you're just you're down. Your ankle goes out from underneath you you land on your whatever this bone
is and you look like a stupid fucking idiot. You look like a goddamn goon. So that's that. Wow,
that was good. Thank you. I'm surprised we haven't done that one yet. That one is such a it's so
infamous and kind of like its own little world. Well, I didn't realize how I thought about it
a long time ago, but I didn't realize how like how I just seem so hard to wrap my head around and
like express exactly what the time and place was like. But then my friend Crystal Langham, thank you
reminded me of it. And and so I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Well, mine this week comes because I drove I drove up to Petaluma to be there for my
old sister Laura's 50th birthday. Laura. And so she ended up having a birthday week, which is
kind of hilarious. You're allowed to do that when you're turning 50. Yeah, I think it was big. So
she had like a dinner at my dad's house and then I drove up and then we went to the Twin Oaks,
which is this rad bar between Petaluma and Sebastopol. And that's like used to be old and
scary. And it was like kind of a locals only just don't go in there. And now they've redone it and
it's really awesome. And they have really good bands, the band that played there that night was
really good. Anyway, I love driving to Petaluma because I love any time I get to leave Los
Angeles. And the time I spend on the five between LA and Petaluma is so soothing because it's just
like, you know, sometimes I talk to you on the phone a bunch, make some phone calls,
fall asleep for a little while, get a zone out, smell all the smells that are out there to be
smelled. Every different type of livestock shit you would like to smell is there for you to smell.
You go to yourself, I should be vegetarian every time you drive that drive.
That's right. And then if you're on the 99, you might hit a patch of rose, rose smells.
You might hit a patch of really strong onion smell. It's really, it's an exciting way to live.
All your olfactory senses are being triggered. Do you like smells that you can't control?
So anyway, but my newest thing is on both the way up and the way back, I was just binge listening
once again to Criminal with Phoebe Judge. And I just love that show so much, but there was one
that one episode and it is, it inspired this week's, this week's murder for me
because it's the story. And and hearing it this the way Phoebe Judge told it,
it's all from the point of view of the wife Melinda Elkins. But we've seen it as a,
as a forensic files and I think an American justice and it's the story of Clarence Elkins.
I don't remember this one yet. Okay. So let me tell you all about it. Tell me June 7th, 1998.
I'm going to buzz in when I know what you're talking about. Okay, great. Stephen, can you,
are you picking up that buzz slap? Sounds great. Great. June 7th, 1998. It's in Barberton, Ohio.
So this is the suburb of Akron, Ohio. Okay. Okay. On the morning of June 7th, 1998, a woman named
Melinda Elkins, she's puttering around the house and her son comes running into the house saying
there are police outside in SWAT gear running out of the woods and at their house. Can you picture
that people? I mean, first of all, just the boy outside, I'm not sure how old he was, but I like
to think he was eight and because that would be the most impact if you're standing in your yard,
like throwing something against a wall board and you look over and just a SWAT team comes running
out of the woods. Mommy, mommy, there's a SWAT team. There's a SWAT team. Yeah, exactly. He knows
all the terminology. So Melinda goes running out of her house and going, what's going on? And they
tell her that her 58 year old mother, Judith Johnson, has been stabbed to death and that her
six year old niece, Brooke, who was staying the night at her grandma's, Judith, was raped, beaten
and left for dead. Oh my God. And as Melinda is trying to take in this information, she looks over
the cop's shoulder who's talking to her and sees her husband, Clarence Elkins, getting handcuffed
and stuffed into the back of a cop car. Oh no. And this is when she learns that her niece, Brooke,
her six year old niece, who was horribly attacked, identified her uncle, Clarence, who is Melinda's
husband, as the murderer. Can I do a light tap? This sounds familiar? Okay. So what happened was
Judy and Brooke were attacked, they think somewhere between 2.30 and 5.30 in the morning
at Judy's home. Judy was beaten so badly that initially the authorities thought that she'd
been stabbed to death. But it just that it was just she was beaten with a blunt instrument so badly
and the wounds were so deep that they thought they were knife wounds. Oh my God. She was also
raped and sodomized and Brooke, the six year old, heard something going on. So she ran out to see
and saw her grandmother lying dead. She ran back into the room. She was staying, got into bed
to hide. The man came in to the room and began to beat her. She passed out. Then she was raped
and then she was left for dead and beaten and left for dead. She woke up around seven
in the morning and she called a family friend and she left a message on that person's answering
machine saying, I'm sorry to tell you this, but my grandma died and I need somebody to get my mom
for me. I'm all alone. Somebody killed my grandma. Now please would you get ahold of me as soon as
you can by can you imagine getting that answer? It's so haunting. And then she walks next door
to the next door neighbors in her bloody nightgown and knocks on the next door neighbors door and
asks for help. A woman named Tonya Brazel answers the door and she lived there with her common
law husband or old man and their children and Tonya tells Brooke that she's making breakfast for
her kids. But if she'll just wait on the porch, she'll help her 45 minutes later. Wait, what?
She drives Brooke home. Yes. Just like just dog year that. So Brooke's mother, April,
is Melinda Elkin's sister. So Clarence is this is basically Clarence's sister-in-law, April,
and his niece, Brooke. Got it. And it's Melinda's sister. So they have different last names now
because they're both married, but Melinda and Brooke, Melinda, sorry, and April are sisters.
Okay. So on the way home, Brooke tells this woman, Tonya, the neighbor, that the man who attacked
her and killed her grandmother looked like her uncle Clarence. And so when they arrive at April's
house, Tonya tells April that Brooke had said it was her uncle Clarence who attacked her. So
when Melinda is told all this by the authorities, she knows that it's impossible. Yeah. Because on
the evening of the attack, Clarence was at home, he went outside, he built a bonfire in the yard,
and then he decided he was going to go out with friends to some local bars. So he was out drinking
with his friends till 2 30 in the morning. And she knows for sure that he came home at 2 30 in
the morning because their son was sick and she was up with him. And so when he came in, she was up
and they talked. And then Clarence went to bed at 3 in the morning. And and Melinda stayed up
pretty much for the rest of the night with their sick child. And so she told the police,
there's no way he could have left again without me knowing. And he certainly couldn't have driven
the one hour trip to my mom's house, and then driven one hour back and been gone for over two
hours without me noticing, because I was up all night. And I would have noticed that he was gone.
And when people build a bonfire on the night of a murder, it's just it has to be bad luck if you
didn't do it. For real, it's straight at making a murder. I hear a bonfire, I'm like, you did it.
Yeah, it's not. But the problem is out in the if you look out in the country, which I'm assuming I
don't know the suburbs of Akron well enough. But building a bonfire is just like, Oh, yeah, go
go burn that shit, or just something like because there's nothing else to do, just go stand around
to fire and drink beer. Yeah, like it's kind of it's pretty common. Okay, we also used to do it at
my friend Broadford's house. He got this he somehow fashioned a burn barrel, where we would bring
like old like old checkbooks that you didn't need any more things that you shredder like a shredder,
but you could just burn it and someone once brought someone's once brought the box that
there are huge new Mac like desk monitor came in. So it was like a four foot cardboard cardboard
box. And it they put it in the barrel, and it went up and the flames went so high that the fire
department ended up coming to his house. And being like, you guys, you're in Hollywood, like you
can't this was in Hollywood. Yes, this was in the backyard of like a duplex, right off of Highland.
Oh, my God, department's like, you what are you doing? Yeah, this isn't fucking the sticks. We're
like, we're just trying to enjoy ourselves. Anyway, don't be a bummer, man, in defense of
bonfires. Okay, so this is the other thing. Melinda has known her husband since she was
young, they got married when they were 18 years old. And she's just like, this is not he is not
this person. It's he is not the person he's not going to snap. He's never been an abusive person.
He's not like that in any way. So all of a sudden him and, and even though she says they did not
have an ideal marriage, they did fight. And she would go over to her mom's house and spend the
night that happened up, you know, often. She said it wasn't ideal, but that it was just like any
other marriage where that does happen. And she said her mom, although sometimes being disappointed
in Clarence, loved him. And Clarence loved her mom there. There was no ill feeling between them.
And so she's like, there's she just knew in her heart this it wasn't him. Yeah.
Yeah. And then also, all of his movements were accounted for that night, because
he was either at home where she knew he was, or he was at bars around their town where all
kinds of people swore that they saw him and knew he was there. And then he was back at home with her.
So when police and then police, the police came and searched Melinda and Clarence's home
hours after the attack. And they found no blood evidence anywhere in the house. And due to the
extreme nature, like I was saying, of Judy's wounds and and of Brooks, there was no way that
that perpetrator didn't have blood all over him and all over his clothes and probably in the car
or every like there's everywhere. So they would have found at least something somewhere and there
was not a trace. In fact, the authorities said the amount of blood would have actually been
staggering because of how bad it was at Judy Johnson's house. But that didn't matter because
there was an eyewitness to the crime. And that was Brooke who said,
someone who looked like her uncle Clarence. And that's, I think also it's, you know, we've heard
about this in other similar types of cases. But I feel like if I was somebody who had to
take a statement from a six year old who had been raped and beaten and left for dead. I mean,
traumatized beyond belief. You if she tells you she saw the person you believe her. Yes. And you
want to make give her justice and make this. But the phrase he looks like my uncle Clarence doesn't,
it means he was that tall. He was the same build. He had the same hair voice. It's what it reminded
me. Yeah. Yes. Especially from a small child who like doesn't can explain a person. It's like,
this is the closest I can explain. Exactly. Right. Right. But by the time it got to her
taking a statement, her talking to the police, it had become it was my uncle Clarence. Right.
And even though there was no physical evidence in any way linking Clarence Elkins to the scene
of the crime, he was charged with aggravated murder, murder, aggravated attempted murder,
rape and felonious assault. So five days after Judy and Brooks attack, Melinda and her sister
April bury their mother, they hold hands during the funeral, then they leave and they don't speak
for three and a half years. Because you have to think about this is now your sister's husband
and killed your mother and raped and attacked your daughter. Oh, my God. And then on the other
side of that, from Melinda's side, so that's April's side and Melinda's side of it, your husband is
accused of killing your mother, your mother's dad and child rapist. And yeah, to your own
niece who you love as probably as much as your own kids. So everybody loses terribly in this
scenario from the get go. I'm trying to like picture that but it's like these two women
like need each other. Right. But I mean like how could and it's your yeah, it's your sister. Yeah.
But this is like it's a circumstance that's just beyond anyone's anyone's dealing. So
at the trial, it began May 20, 1999, it was in Akron. And Brooke is now seven years old. She
testifies that she saw her uncle Clarence killing her grandma. The defense attorney argues the phone
message that Brooke left in the morning of the attack says somebody killed her grandma. Then
this somebody had turned into somebody who looked like Uncle Clarence. And then that eventually
became it was Uncle Clarence. Yeah. But because Brooke's eyewitness testimony is the only evidence
presented because there it's the only evidence there is really at the time. Because all the blood
events there's no they don't have. Yeah, they didn't DNA wasn't where where it eventually becomes.
And so it's just that's the only evidence that the prosecution presents. And so that's the only
argument the defense can make. And so the jury. Oh, and and when Melinda it goes on the stand
to say no, no, he was home with me and then he was out with his friends and they came back home.
She tells her story. The prosecution basically makes her look like a stupid hick who's just
lying and standing by her man. And they humiliate her on the stand and basically make it seem like
well, you're just doing this for your husband. You're not incredible. Yeah. Yeah. So the jury
deliberates for three days. And on June 3 1999, they find Clarence Elkins guilty of murder,
two counts of rape and two counts of assault. And he's given two life sentences. Wow. So when
the trial ends, the prosecutor turns and looks at Melinda Elkins and says, you're not going to see
her husband for 54 years. And she looks back at him and says, you want to bet because now because
she knows now this is that he's been railroaded. What a dick. Can I say like that's unnecessary,
dude? You just send him away. You don't need to fucking say something like that. But you have
to think they think it's a child rapist and a murderer that they're sending away. They think
they think that they're doing. She didn't do that. Yeah. But they're, you know, it's just that thing
of like they've cast everybody and they need to see people in this way because it's what happened.
And it's so awful. I mean, like a living child that's there to say this horrible thing happened to
me is like that's going to turn everybody against going to get things extreme. But Melinda knows
and Melinda with with the weight of the world on her shoulders. And this is I'm, you know,
all of this part of the story is because Melinda tells her story on criminal with Phoebe Judge,
which by the way, I thought of this joke where I can't wait to somehow someday and maybe you'll
be there for it. Get like a bill at a restaurant that's really expensive. And I'm going to go,
I'm Phoebe Judge and this is criminal. And I might stand up when I do it. Oh my God.
Just saying. I love it. That hit me as I was driving. I'm like, that's going to be so funny.
I didn't do the voice well enough about them. But what do you think I am Phoebe Judge? Because
this is criminal. Because this because you think I'm Phoebe fucking judge? Because this is, you
know, like Phoebe Judge suddenly starts talking like that. Instead of just like this, what do you
think I am Phoebe Judge? Because this is criminal. Yeah. Okay. Shout out to Phoebe Judge. Oh my
God. Yes. So, but, but that episode of criminal Melinda gets to tell her own story. And Melinda
basically is one of those women that I really love and adore who the shit is on her. The weight of
the world is on her shoulders. And she's like, now I got to get busy. I got to start doing something.
And so what she does is she starts looking up who all the sex offenders in the area were at the time
of this attack. That seems like something the cops should have done. Right. But the cops had
their guy and they did their job and they went, that's it. And she was like, well, I got to be
the cop now because no one's going to work on this. I'm the daddy in this situation. I think
as a baby, I'm the daddy in this situation. That's fucking right. So yes, Melinda stepped up and was
the daddy in the situation. Because she not only wants to exonerate her husband who she knows is
not guilty is going to jail for 54 years. But she also wants real justice for her mother, her
murdered mother and for her niece. Knowing that there is a fucking psychopath like that out there,
like you got it. Fuck, like your husband's in jail, whatever, like fucking go put this person away.
And that feeling, which is also why this would be such a great movie. She's the only one who knows
that there's a fucking child rapist murder out there still. And if she doesn't do anything,
it's, you know, he'll do it again. So what she does is she gets this list of the sex sex offenders
in the area and she starts to track them down and find out where they hang out. She's dog the
fucking bounty hunter. Yeah. And then she dresses up in sexy clothes and goes to their bars that
they like to hang out in and flirts with them and gets in their proximity so that she can take
their beer bottles, put them in plastic bags and run out what like she basically the story she
tells on criminal with you be judge is that she would flirt with them, they get a beer. At some
point, the guy would get up to go to the bathroom or go somewhere else. And she'd grab the fucking
evidence, put it in a plastic bag and run to her car and like peel out and drive away.
She is and she puts the shit in her freezer. She said she had to tell her sons what she was
doing because her freezer slowly became filled with these pieces of evidence that she knew
if she saved them, she would have them to eventually test against the DNA they collected at the crime
scene. And she knew that she had to do something and that's what she figured out to do, which is
fucking genius. So she does this multiple times, puts herself in incredible danger. And all police
and authorities say, do not do fieldwork. Do not do fieldwork if you're this person. But
Melinda's case was special because she really was feeling on doing it. Yeah. What she then she
she gets a new defense team for clearance. And because it's and it I'm sure wasn't that hard
to do because there's no physical evidence against him. And so she hires someone named
Martin Yatt. And the two of them start working on the on this list of potential suspects. And
while they do that, they find a video and it's a video of I think from what I remember, I think
it was like a family wedding. But Melinda sees her mother in the video and she sees a young man
that's kind of around her mother. He's like standing near her a lot looking at her trying to
talk to her and just kind of like around and she yeah, she gets serious creeps because his behavior
is so odd because this guy's 27 and her mother is in her late 50s. Not only that, but he looks a
lot like Clarence. Uh huh. So she they base they find that he they track him down. He's living in
the area. Um, and Melinda starts to she knows that her mother told him to leave her alone that
basically said, I'm old enough to be your mother. What are you doing? So Melinda is like, that's
motive right there. So, uh, basically, he gets questioned, but he's cooperative. He answers
all the questions and he volunteers to give DNA. Um, so while all this is happening,
Martinian tells Melinda, you should really try to you should really get your sister,
like try to communicate with your sister again, because if she can just see how clear it is that
Clarence didn't do this and that they're the evidence really is in his favor, maybe she can
like it'll heal some really, really deep awful wounds and you guys can like you need each other.
You can't do this by yourself. And so Melinda called her sister and basically that's all it took.
And she basically said she basically said that, you know, like if you would just look at these facts.
But also by this point, Brooke was 10 years old and Brooke was starting to say, you know, they
they, I was saying what they wanted me to say. And as they were, as they were one day looking
through, I think it was a photo album. I can't remember what happened, but Brooke looked down
and said, or maybe it was a picture of this suspect. And Brooke said, well, it couldn't have
been him because his eyes are blue and it couldn't have been Uncle Clarence because his eyes are blue
and the man who attacked us, his eyes were brown. And like that's when she's starting as a child who
you know is now a little has a little breathing room and is a little far away from it is going.
Yeah. Now that I remember that that wasn't like that's not accurate. Yeah. So when they show
Brooke a picture of this 27 year old man, her face drops and like she looks terrified and both
April and Melinda are convinced that they found their guy. But when the DNA test comes back
in 2001, it's not a match and they can't believe it. They thought it was like the perfect thing.
But the good news is that they also tested Clarence Elkin's DNA against this DNA that
they were testing, which was the samples that were found in both Judy and Brooke's underwear.
And those samples matched. It was one DNA. What do they call that when the person gives it to one
DNA? Well, sample, but yeah, yeah, but a profile. It's a single profile in both. So they know it's
that that's the guy. But it's not this young guy that was flirting with the mother. But it's also
not Clarence Elkin. Yes. And so they Brooke officially recants her testimony in a recorded
deposition. And in January 2002, they put in a request for a new trial and they're denied.
But Melinda is not deterred in 2004 with the help of the Innocence Project. A judge agrees to further
DNA tests with biological matter from vaginal swabs that were taken from both victims or from Judy
Johnson and fingernail swabs or fingernail residue from Brooke. And because before only the hair was
tested. And so the only caveat in that the judge said that the family has to pay for it and it cost
$40,000. Holy shit. So Melinda is like, we have to do this and we have to get it done. They don't
have money like that in any way. But her and her sons decide they're going to start a website,
a fundraising website called Free Clarence Elkins. And they just put all the information about
Oh, my God, everything that we've talked about so far on the website. And they start raising money.
They end up raising the money over $40,000. They get the evidence tested. The test reveal,
it's all that same DNA profile again. It's not Clarence. They request again, they request another
retrial. They're denied again. I know. Yeah. Because he was convicted on the eyewitness
testimony, not on DNA evidence. But the DNA is proving that eyewitness testimony is wrong.
Right. So now it's 2005. Melinda is at home reading the newspaper. And on the front page,
she reads a story about a couple in her mom's town who are arrested for raping their own children.
And as she reads it, she sees the name Tonya Brazel and Earl Mann. And that was Judy Johnson's
neighbors that Brooke walked over to their house the morning after she woke up from the attack
and asked for help. And Tonya said, you wait on the porch while I make my kids breakfast.
What a fucking cunt. And of course, electric charges run up and down Melinda's spine because
she knows this is it. So it turns out that, and again, if anyone forgot, Tonya is the one who
told April when they got to the house. She said it was her uncle. Not that it looked like
her uncle, but that it was her uncle. So it turns out Earl Mann, who is Tonya's common
law husband, was a convicted sex offender who'd gone missing from his halfway house
five days before the rapes and the murder of Judy Johnson. So now Melinda is on fire with the Lord.
She's like, we know it's this guy. She looks it up. She finds out Earl Mann is serving time in jail
in the same jail that Clarence Elkins is serving time in. She goes to the prison to visit Clarence
and she says you. Oh, first she starts. She tries to write letters to Earl Mann so that
she can get a letter back. Yeah, like a flirty letter in a different name thinking she'll send
a letter back and she'll she'll have the DNA on the envelope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He never
responds. Okay. So she goes and visits Clarence in jail and says you have to get a DNA sample.
She says, do you know a guy named Earl Mann and Clarence Clarence says, yeah, he's sitting right
over there and Melinda looks over it's in he's in the the what are you meeting room?
Visitor's room. Yeah. Yeah. And so she he's blocked. So she gets up and walks over to the
vending machine so she can see his face and she knows she's looking at the murder her her mother's
murderer and her niece is rapist. And as she's walking and she makes eye contact with him,
she realizes that she can't betray anything on her face because he may have seen her on the news
right as the wife and he must know that Clarence Elkins who Clarence Elkins is and why he's in
that jail. So she smiles at him like just oh, I'm just making a contact with somebody.
Her telling that story on criminals pretty amazing because she just realized it's just a woman who
is coping coping coping and making shit work so that she can get like get to this end goal.
It's incredible the strength she must fucking have. So basically, she says the best thing you
could do is get a cigarette butt from him and leave the most on there. You have to pick it up
with a Kleenex make sure you don't contaminate it. And you're the only person that can do this.
So basically Clarence Elkins goes to he sees our old man smoke a cigarette and put it out in a
clean ashtray out in the yard. And he goes over with peace Kleenex in his hand and picks up the
cigarette butt and has to hide it in a Bible for two weeks before he can send it to his lawyer.
So he finally is able to send that evidence to the lawyer and they test the cigarette but
they send it off for testing. It's a match to the DNA that's found on Judy and Brooks underwear.
So on December 15, 2005, the lawyer's petition again, only this time, the district attorney
calls for the immediate release and acquittal of Clarence Elkins. He has been in jail for six
and a half years. And he on the same day that they call for it, Clarence Elkins walks out of prison.
Now, this is the heartbreaker to me, even though it's of all this story is so awful.
Less than a year later, Clarence and Melinda filed for divorce. And when I heard that part,
I was just like, this fucking woman bent over backwards for you. I feel like, look,
you don't think it could have been her that it could have been anything. It could have been
anything. All I'm saying is someone gets you the fuck out of jail. You do anything for them.
Maybe you give up some of your bullshit. Maybe you, maybe, but you know.
But I think like maybe she was still over it, you know, like maybe she didn't do it
because it was her husband that she was in love with. Maybe she just did it because this person
she's known since 18 years old and like, and she knew it was wrong. It knew it was wrong.
And it was her mother. It wasn't like she was like, I gotta get my husband back so he can
fucking cook me breakfast all the time because I got him out of prison. Like, no, I know. I just feel
like the effort she put in and she just didn't give up. And there was, you know, in this again,
why this would be an amazing movie, there were reasons for her to give up about five different
times and she just didn't do it. Totally. It's amazing. But yeah, I don't want anybody to be in
an unhappy marriage. Yes, you do. It sounds like you do. If I can't be happy, no one should. Here's
what's cool. Melinda Elkins Dawson is her new name was instrumental in getting Ohio to pass Senate
Bill 262, which is also known as the post conviction DNA law. And that means that there
need to be provisions for DNA testing post conviction, which if the outcome could change,
could change the deter it says determinative outlines. I'm not I'm trying to short. I'm
trying to shorten something that I can't even explain your lawyer. But but then also Clarence
Elkins was instrumental in getting Ohio to pass Senate Bill 77, which is also known as Ohio's
Innocence Protection Act, which requires police to follow best practices for eyewitness
identifications and provide incentives for the videotaping of interrogation. Yeah, dude. Right.
And requires DNA be preserved in homicide and sexual assault cases. Because you know, sometimes
they go, Oh, we don't have any of the DNA. Right. It's solved. We can throw the like he got convicted.
We can throw this out. Yeah. So both of them Melinda and Clarence kicked ass and actually got
the law changed so that this to prevent this from happening to people in the future and to
basically adapt. It's like our legal system in especially in that time really needed to update
itself because it's like if you have this science, you that you can't say we never go back and test
anything because there's innocent people in jail. Yeah. And the science is always, you know,
getting better and better. Yeah. Yeah. And we know that now know that witness testimony,
eyewitness testimony is just not reliable at all. Right. And that they're the police procedure.
Right. There are times where there is no the coercion was just the beginning of it. I mean,
it's not even like purposeful coercion. It's just wanting to understand and, you know,
it just becomes something else, especially when you're interrogating a young child.
Right. Well, right. There's the two parts where there are there are the people who are like,
we'll just beat it out of you. We'll keep you here for 14 hours. And then you'll say whatever we
want. There's that part that that has to end. But then there is that thing of whose job it is
to talk to a six year old who has to tell you a story like that and the the human impact of that
and what you would then want done to the person you think did that to her. How do you not,
you know, go a little bit blind and just try to get the job done. Totally. Another, you know,
positive is that Clarence Elkins ended up getting millions of dollars pursuing.
He settled with the state of Ohio for $1.75 million. $1.075.
Over a million dollars. Just just million, several million dollars. And he also
also settled with the city of Barberton with the police department for $5 million. Jesus.
I hope he gave a couple of those to Melinda. I know. I mean, for real. And he also, you know,
had bad PTSD for a long time. I mean, I'm sure that money is it's no it's no victory at the end
of something like that. But that's the story of Clarence and Melinda Elkins. Fucking shit. God
damn it. That's crazy. Yeah. Crazy story. Amazing. Good job. Yeah. What's your fucking hooray for
this week? Oh, wait, let's just do a yoga corner check in. Oh, okay. Because I want to do it because
I did it again. And I'm very proud of myself. But partly only because I've developed something called
plantar fasciitis, which is the most painful foot issue that is such a bummer. And I was like,
I have to go to yoga because I have to start stretching. And it's all it's all basically
muscular, whatever. So I went back to the general yoga. And I swear to God, things like this happen.
When I got to the yoga class, the first stretch we did was the stretch I had been doing
that helps plantar fasciitis. And she's like, we're just going to do this calf stretch
against the wall. And I was just like, God, that's weird and fateful. It is. It's like everything
happens for a reason. So I'm kind of excited because I now I feel like the that whatever the
beginner's ice has been broken. The momentum. Yeah, I started well, it didn't do it for me.
But I do have an email that I can read. Oh, okay. Just as good. Not better. Great.
Right. Karen, Georgia, Stephen, fuzzy friends, I heard on today's episode, you suggest that
people organize murdering yoga classes to raise money for good causes. Oh, funny thing,
the Richmond, Virginia murdering is just organized one. Whoa, I set up a meet up yesterday evening
and it was full. I set up that set it up. It was full by this morning. I'm setting up a second one
for the waitlist one get everyone a chance to participate. I've chosen and the backlog
as our good cause. Not only do I want to offer some sort of justice for the victims, but let's
face it, rape is a gateway drug to murder. Instead of a murder themed flow, we're going to practice
a warrior themed flow to offer up strength for victims. Good. And so this was sent in by Katie,
who's the owner and instructor at Lunge Yoga in Richmond, Virginia. So awesome. So fucking cool.
I love that. So I'll go great. I'll go this week to participate. We'll keep we'll keep it going.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have to or I'm because I'm becoming the ossified man. It's really frightening.
It's like all my all my muscles are like, well, if you're not going to use us,
we're just going to freeze up permanently. Horrifying. Love it or leave it. Yeah. My fucking
hooray. I just I've had a lot of anxiety lately and stress and unhappiness and just over social
media. So I took Twitter and Facebook off my phone. Yep. And I'm just not using them at all right
now. And it doesn't feel great yet. It's not like I'm like, I feel amazing. No, it doesn't
feel great. It's hard. It is hard. And I and I'm bored. But, you know, I'm glad I took a stand.
I called my psychiatrist to my anxiety medications. So good. Took some steps to alleviate my anxiety
a little bit instead of just, you know, sitting in it. And it's just a it's a comfortable, familiar
feeling. But I know it's not where I want to be. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's very good self care.
Oh, I also want to say real quick, I just I thought of this about my story that we're not
making fun of or making drug addiction or heroin use, you know, a hilarious thing. Drugs. If you
have a drug issue, please go get help. Yeah, I think we made that super clear. Okay, great. Yeah,
for sure. I mean, I I'll tell you 95 more sad stories about how uncool drugs are.
Yeah. Well, my my fucking hurry this week is a little weird. Because I got very bad news
on Tuesday morning. And I haven't processed it yet. But I do want to talk about it. Because it's
my auntie Ping died. And she was I've known her since I was like in third grade, she was my one
of my mom's very best friends. And she was one of the very few people that stayed with my mom
all the way through her illness. The entire time she was there for me and my sister, she always had
been she was just one of those like a real matriarch and a real badass. She had a heart attack
and died very suddenly. She was relatively young. Yeah, I have not processed it yet. It's not like
hasn't really impacted me. It was so shocking that and there's been so many other things going on
that I've kind of like gone, okay, I'm going to give myself four days and then I'm going to deal
with that later. But it's because like, she is just one of those people that you never thought
was going to be gone. And so I would I guess my I would like to say this, we are only here for
like fucking 15 minutes. I'm not kidding. The older you get. And when you're younger, you feel like
nothing's ever going to happen to you. You feel you feel like you feel like you have all this time
and that you can waste your time on stupid bullshit. You can waste your time on hating yourself. You
can waste your waste your time on hating other people. I don't recommend it. We're on a clock.
And if you can right now, the younger you are or wherever you are, if you can just
understand that accept that a little bit and start living your life like you could lose
the people you love the most tomorrow, or you could die tomorrow. I think it's a smarter way to live
instead of getting it makes you extend yourself to people. It makes you a little less self obsessed
and a little more outward outwardly oriented. And I just think like I was home for my sister's birthday.
I could have called my anti ping and had lunch with her. I didn't do it. And now I'm never going
to see her again. And I regret that so much. But that's kind of how it is like, and that's how it
is with anybody. So I love you anti ping. Thank you for everything. And love the people that you
love and try to do better with loving the people that you don't love. It's just better for you.
That's beautiful, Karen. I'm so sorry for your loss. No, thank you. Cheers to anti ping. Yeah,
she was the greatest. She really was ping demo. We'll miss her. Yeah. Amazing. Thank you. Yeah.
Thanks for listening, everyone. Stay sexy and don't get murdered. Goodbye. Elvis, you want a cookie?