My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - 136 - The Uninhibited
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Hello and welcome to my favorite murder.
This is a true crime comedy podcast.
Listen, you've heard it before.
Look, you know and look and listen and love it.
You do this.
We do this part.
Yeah.
You do that part.
It always starts the same, but with different words.
But you always get confused every time.
You must be reintroduced.
You know, there's a lot of people in the podcasting game.
They feel it's very important that at the top of your podcast, you establish what the
name of your show is and what the theme of that show is also.
Always.
And that's Karen Kilgaro.
And that's Georgia Heart Star.
We never do that part.
We forget that part.
And that's why everybody thinks we're the other person.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
But we're not.
We're the other person.
It's very weird to both of us that you ever would be mistaken.
That's right.
About who we are.
Because we are so into ourselves that we can't imagine that there's any quality about us
that is like anyone else in the world.
No, we're such individuals.
Mm-hmm.
Truly, truly unique.
I have a cat on my lap.
Karen has coffee in her hand.
Hacking almost of how truly individual we are.
True.
So, um, Georgia's wearing a little sundress that I got her when I went to Kauai at the
Kauai drugstore.
That's right.
I love it.
It's so comfortable.
It looks like a real dress.
Yeah.
Exciting to give a gift someone actually uses.
It's a secret not real dress that I wear out in public pretending to be an actually
dressed person.
Yeah.
When really I'm wearing fucking pajamas.
Yeah, you are.
You know what I mean?
I do.
And I respect it.
Thank you.
Like, I can't get to the pajama pant thing yet that I see other women doing that I'm
like, that looks okay.
I could do that.
I can't do that yet.
You mean when someone's standing at like the red box machine out in front of the grocery
store and they're wearing pants that have like Christmas trees on them and you're like,
those are pajamas.
No, not so much that because that's okay if the red box machine you're going directly
home.
It's the more like the like I'm at the cafe working and I have like the you can't I mean
there's like there's a level of comfortable in your clothing that I just like that you
can't wear in public to me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You have to always be a little uncomfortable in clothes.
That's why I change immediately when I get home.
Again, just don't know what you're saying have never ever ever felt that way or dress
that way.
I'm getting there.
Hence the stress.
Join me in slob land.
Listen, you're married girl.
That's nothing.
You've no skin in this fucking game.
I'm the one that should be uncomfortable all time.
All I want is to burn every single bra.
I've already gotten to no fucking underwire bras just doesn't exist in my life anymore.
I don't have a choice there.
Right.
Okay.
Well, like I do.
So like why am I still fucking wearing wires?
Yeah.
Fuck that shit.
Dude.
I'm 100%.
And with this dress, which is like got the scrunchie top up top, you know, so like it doesn't
you can't tell.
It does the work for you.
Yeah.
And then it has these little bows up top.
So like I can't even wear a bra.
And you know, it'll show.
It's summertime.
We all have to go bra lists.
This is a nightgown that should say like something like a funny like quote on the front that
I just wear on the house.
How about fuck you?
I'm married.
That would be fun.
But okay.
Immediately.
Our new fucking t-shirt.
I'm not kidding you.
How many people would wear that?
What does it have on it?
What's the what's the like?
What if it was just in real puffy letters like from the 80s?
Like, um, you know, like it almost looks like a cheerleader drew it on a poster.
Yeah.
Like fuck you.
I'm really excited and happy about it.
Totally.
Like jazz, Hansie.
Yeah.
I might be cutting into the, uh, bachelorette party game right now.
Oh, great.
Let's do a fucking line of bachelor fucking at party clothes.
Penises everywhere.
Bachelor fucking at.
Cause I was like, bachelor doesn't make any sense.
I'm gonna, if you want to add something to the sentence that you said wrong and you say
fucking in between, it just sounds like you did it on purpose.
Yeah.
That's your little conjunction freight train car that it gets you, it gets you back into
the conversation.
Are you talking about conjunction junction?
Yeah.
That's your function now.
Hey, real quick, uh, speaking of merch, speaking of merch, this weekend's labor day weekend.
We're having a labor day weekend sale where a bunch of our stuff is on sale from the 31st
of this month to the third, go to my favorite murder.com and then go to the shop.
And I don't know what's going to be on sale, but I think it's cool shit.
They're going to clear some shit out and then bring some new shit.
Oh, we're about to launch a motherfucking line.
A bunch of things that we've been asked about, when are you going to dot, dot, dot?
Yeah.
For two years, I would say.
I'm so excited about it.
I think people are going to be into it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
And we both in this upcoming line have our own designs, I would say.
That's right.
Which is very fun.
We both went to like our sources and we're like, draw me of this thing.
And they drew us to this thing in our own style.
So mine's like cute, well, I guess it's similar.
This is to me very graphic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like there's a real design element to it.
And yours is like Chris Fairbanks did it.
So it's like kind of sketched out and like cool and like skateboardery punk rock kind
of a thing.
I said, just Chris, I'm from this dog town and the Z boys.
Can you design me something from my taste?
I used to skateboard.
I used to fucking rip up rails.
I'm Karen Kilgara.
Chris, I'm all about Ollie's and I talk about them constantly.
So could you design me something from my world?
You know, it's happening.
Okay.
Okay.
So we were, we thought it would be fun because one of our, one of the things we love the most
about this community of murdery knows is how many subgroups have started on Facebook for
all the individualized groups of murdery knows because there are so many of you, you've decided
to subgroup yourselves according to interest and by cities and stuff, which is like the
best.
Yeah.
If you live in a city and you're a murderer and you, you should definitely just go onto
Facebook and look up and see because we just had one on Twitter.
Someone tweeted, I believe it was the San Antonio murdering group, small but mighty.
They posted something.
They had a meetup.
God damn it.
This better be San Antonio because I looked at it and I'm sure they had one too.
But they raised some money.
They raised like 250 bucks for, it may have been in the backlog or joyful heart.
The facts are loose.
Look, my memory is not to be relied upon.
We're loose with facts here, folks.
Yes.
And you know that.
But people saw that on Twitter and then all these people were like, wait, I need to know
about this.
I live near there.
I'm so excited.
There's some people near me.
I have a page right here.
And they're going to get a shout out this week.
My MFM podcast, Atlanta group.
What's up?
Atlanta.
Oh yeah.
Atlanta.
Atlanta shows up strong.
Sure.
So we're going to, so Stephen printed out, we were like, print us a paper with all the
names of the subgroups and he gave us like four pages.
So we're going to, we picked a few that we really love and we're going to each name
a few.
But it's also, we're going to try to name all of them just so if your interest ever
comes up, then you'll know.
Like for example.
It's all on Facebook, by the way.
FYI.
Yes.
It's, these are Facebook pages.
The Cimarinos, who are people who love my favorite murder and also our fans of The Sims.
And nature of, or Drew, they created a beautiful rendering of us.
Three Sims characters in the, in the visage of Karen, Stephen and Georgia.
And Elvis, Mimi and Dottie, which I fucking, I appreciate so much.
I look like a character actor from the thirties, who is 65 years old.
Thanks for the face.
Whoever did that, clearly not a fan of my work.
I love my skirt.
Okay.
Oh, I'm going next.
Okay.
Murder Emos.
Murderinos who are emo, which I, as a 19 year old in 99, 2000, can wholly appreciate.
And it's fun to say.
My favorite bad baby names, which is a subgroup, I guess, where they just share terrible baby
names they've heard.
As someone who has had so many boring guest jobs in my life, like I appreciate these because
God, it's so boring.
Yeah.
And then you go, well, I actually do love that.
I don't know why, but.
And it's like, so they're like, even like stay sexy and watch football.
It's like, I kind of love that because it's like, yeah, this is interesting I'm into,
but I don't want to talk to just fucking any idiot about it.
And I want to talk to like my people about too, and then we could talk about like crimes
that happen in the football community.
You could use some sort of metaphor during the game that guy is running up the field
like us, like so many, and then just fill in the crime there.
I don't feel like doing it.
I don't watch football.
So I can't do it.
You do it.
The Jeeperinos.
They all have jeeps.
They have jeeps.
They love jeeps.
They work on jeeps.
I used to have a gold Jeep.
And so I had a gold Jeep Cherokee Sport.
I bought it used.
It must have belonged to someone who had a lot of money to throw away at the time and
then got all that money taken away.
Yes.
It was like this beautiful gold two-door Jeep Sport.
My dad took me and I was like, I want that one like a fucking idiot and it had gold,
like matching gold rims.
Yes.
It was like, it was gold on gold.
It was like my baby.
I love it.
Wait, can I, it was the year like 93, 92?
I didn't drive until 97.
So that would be great if my dad had taken me to get our car when I was 12 years old.
Oh, that's right.
Shit.
No, it was like 99 when I got that car.
It was great.
Gold rims, girl.
Gold rims.
First responderinos.
I would have joined that just for the stories.
100%.
Like you come home from a fucking rough shift.
Okay, go on.
Damn.
Those are, there's good stories on there.
I like killing it murderistas, which is people who are into this podcast and fashion.
Oh, I was going to say baristas.
Okay.
This one I get because I've been there.
Customer service arenas fucking tell me about it.
Just flows off the tongue.
I love that.
I bet there's amazing stories.
Just complaining all day.
I used to read blogs just of weight weight staff complaining and it was just the absolute
best fucking thing.
So good.
Hold on.
Oh, drink arenas just I'm with you in spirit.
I'm with you in literally in spirits.
This is what I like lawyer, lawyers stay sexy and don't get disbarred.
Yeah.
Please don't.
We need you.
Applaud arenas where apparently you go on there and they'll just celebrate.
If you have something like that you accomplish and you'd like some credit, they'll applaud
you for it, which is beautiful.
Sweet.
Applaud arenas.
Of course we have library arenas, military.
There's like the social work arenas, teach arenas, like the people who are like our fucking
bread and butter, like people.
Getting together.
You know, what is it called?
The salt of the earth.
Yeah.
No, but like our fucking people, the people that are holding it all together.
Yes.
Thank you.
Civil servants.
Also, never forget complain arenas, which I know we've talked about on this podcast
before, but they just get on there and bitch and they allow each other to bitch and that
makes me laugh.
I love it.
Mental arenas, mental health worker murder junkies.
That goes hand in hand with the bipolar arenas, which if you suffer from bipolar disorder,
then you've got some friends in the game.
I take that.
It's like group therapy right there.
That's an understanding, which is really awesome.
Yeah.
Like I went through this and I was like, yeah, we've been there.
Yeah.
Fucking taken out.
That's so nice.
That's great.
I have to shout out the murderino makers.
I follow them on Instagram.
They're just the people who fucking are creative and like half the boxes that we haven't opened
yet are like from these people who are making shit, selling them on Etsy or just doing it
for fun.
Such bad asses.
So good.
Here's I'll do the last one.
Be sexy and join another subgroup.
People addicted to joining subgroup.
I don't know.
Can I do one more?
I'm sure.
Thank you for being a frienderino.
Like golden girl fans.
Yup.
That's rad.
You can do one more.
I didn't want to top you, but I haven't.
No, no, no.
That's fine.
Okay.
That's fun.
Yeah.
So find your people, but then also stay here with us.
Yeah.
Don't go.
Don't go away.
Don't go.
It's not over yet.
We haven't even started our.
Do we have anything else?
I'm really into the center this season.
Let's talk about it right now.
You get it.
You haven't watched it, right?
I fuck.
Yeah.
I've watched every, I think I've watched every episode twice.
Oh, I didn't know you were watching the new season.
Why would I not?
I don't know.
For some reason.
In fact, did I not have it be one of my things one week?
The center is the show that I was nodding, but I don't mean, no, that means yes or no.
It was one of her things.
Yeah.
It was your hooray last week, I think.
Well, shit.
I am not paying attention.
Don't look at me in quiet judgment.
I looked at her in quiet judgment, then I closed my eyes, which is really scary.
If you're trying to freak people out of like not being happy.
Do it to me.
Do it to me.
Oh, like a.
It's a disappointed.
Yeah.
I have to go deep inside because I'm so hurt.
No.
To me, I'm a cat person.
So that means that you're being, when you slow blink.
I love you.
Yeah.
I love you too.
Um, no.
Uh, my, I love this season so much that I know it comes on on Wednesday nights, which
I never know.
Tonight.
We should watch after.
What is the, what's the girl from, you should stop recording now and watch it.
What's the girl from who is, who might, I can't spoil this, but the girl, no, no, no,
the girlfriend of the, she was from Mindhunter.
That's right.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
We could, Steven, do you mind looking up her name?
She was, um.
I just screamed an Elvis got real upset.
She was one of the, she would probably.
She was the girlfriend of this fucking cop in Mindhunter.
The young hot cop.
Yes.
God, thank you.
Do you know how much that hurts when you can't think of it?
And I'm a person who can never think of it.
I do know how much that hurts and I know how much it hurts when you think Carrie Coons
is in everything and she's not, but she is in the center.
Can I just say next time you're watching, uh, what's his name, who's the best, uh, Bill
Pullman and he's in a moment of like thinking, tell me that he doesn't look like he's trying
to see if anyone just smelled as far as I swear to God, he's looking around and being
like, did anyone just like in this, like, it's just like, what the fuck, man?
But it's really like, did anyone just smell my fart?
Well, cause he also has a guilty, he always has a guilty little turn up of his smiling
guiltily.
Yeah.
That's why that's acting and I'm sure that's acting.
If you can turn one side of your mouth in a different direction, that's acting.
Let me, how's this?
Steve is doing it.
Am I doing it?
Am I doing it?
Yeah.
Oh, you're out.
Can you do it without moving your eyebrow?
Nope.
It just went, it looked like the Joker.
All right.
Do it again.
Damn it.
Hannah Gross.
Hannah Gross is the actress who we don't know where she is in, on the center.
She's fucking, oh, it's a good show.
It's such, it's really set up.
Well, I feel like, I think this is what I said last week.
It feels like they took the things that were, what they led you to believe was happening
in the first season.
Yeah.
And now they're giving you all of that mystery in the second season.
It's like there, but it's like, it's like creepier.
It's so creepy.
But I was going to say, sorry, because I was going to say, sorry, Bill Pullman.
The reason I've always loved him so, so much because his turn, his star turn in the film
while you were sleeping, it's one of the best romantic comedies there is.
Bill Pullman.
Sandy Bullock.
I haven't seen it in so long.
Please rewatch.
Oh, he's the brother, right?
Yes.
And he thinks that she's marrying his hot brother that's in a coma.
It's the best movie.
It's the best idea for a movie.
It's so charming.
It's so Chicago.
It's not stalkery.
Please watch it.
No, no.
Okay.
She's not, she, it's only not stalkery because she doesn't stalk him.
He walks by her.
That's accidental.
At the L train.
Okay.
It's really good.
Oh, right.
Okay.
The last two nights I didn't drink, which is a rarity for me.
How was that?
I couldn't sleep.
Yeah.
So I read one book in two nights.
Yes.
Good.
And also it didn't help because it was a really fucking good book and I couldn't put it down.
Okay.
And it's called, it's someone sent it to us from some fucking publishing, like people
send us like books that match our shit and like, you know, whatever.
But this one was like, okay, it's called The Innocent Wife by Amy Lloyd.
It was, it like won the first book that you ever wrote for competition or some shit.
It's like, it was her first book, is she Amy Lloyd.
And she won that competition.
Yeah.
And it's like, okay, it's like this, this chick falls in love.
This chick is like obsessed with this guy on death row who killed, who got convicted
for killing this little girl in his town and they start writing and she doesn't think he
did it and they get married in prison.
He gets exonerated.
Did he do it?
Did he not do it?
And he goes, oh, now, is this crazy what's going to happen?
Oh, it's like really good.
His crime is a, it's a little like reminiscent.
Like she took pieces from West Memphis three kind of feeling like it's the hot name from
it.
You know, the hot one, Damon Eccles.
Damian Eccles, yeah.
It's like kind of like, that's like, it seems like that's the archetype.
Yes.
But it's like about this woman.
That's fascinating.
Marrying him and it's like, oh, Jesus Christ.
That seems like a big mistake.
You know what I mean?
I love that.
It's her point of view.
like they're also like this woman made a documentary about it because she thinks
he's innocent and trying to get him exonerated like the movie and like so
it's like pieces from that movie and it's fucking good. I read it literally two
fucking nights. Can I borrow it? Yes you can have it it's a big book. Save the name
again for the people. The Innocent Wife by Amy Lloyd. Awesome. Good shit. All right.
Good job Amy Lloyd prizes on your first trip around. First fucking fiction and
it's like. And who was she up against? Nobody. No. That year no one else
has written their first book. No A's. No it's read. It's like really fucking good.
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Uh, you're first. Is it me? All right. Good. Good. I'm glad. I'm not mad. But the only
thing I am going to say which I know is well first of all I'm so angry right now
because every time I print up my thing I must have my printer set to something
weird because I put in you have to put in the page numbers so that you don't
lose track of your pages as you read the things as we I'm saying you I mean us
one I mean me and the last couple times I've printed things the page numbers
simply aren't there. Oh, simply I'm gonna say formatting. It's a formatting issue.
It's an insert issue. Listen, as we told you, we're fast and furious with facts
and professionalism and fucking night shirts. Yeah. But not not pajama pants.
What's the shirt saying again? I'm fucking married. Fuck you. I'm married.
Fuck you. I'm married. I don't know if a ton of people have that feeling but if
they do we want to be there for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Okay. I get it.
Let's just go and then if these are out of order we'll just have to play by great
then the story is gonna get weird. I just called I just almost called Stephen
Elvis. Did you hear me go out Elvis? You might have to edit around this. I'm
used to it. You might have to like take pieces of this and put in the right
order. Okay. And again, I got this from the first time I ever heard of this
crime. It was an episode of Criminal. I'm Phoebe Judge and this is criminal.
You're just fucking criminaling it up. Well, you know when you go on a road trip
especially a show like Criminal there's so many good ones that I was just keeping
a post-it note of like look this up later. Yeah. Whoa. Who was that? That's Mimi.
Okay. She likes to yell it out sometimes. Okay, Mimi. All right. I listened to it
on Criminal but then I watched a woman who was a professor and an author named
Paula Uroborough. Uroborough. That can't be right. I think it is. Okay. She wrote a
book called American Eve the birth of the it girl in the crime of the century
and she then when I went back to re listen to that episode of Criminal to
get the facts. She's the expert on that episode. What do you know? So it's all
the same. I mean she's the expert on this crime and and what have you. So it's
the this is the case of the original it girl Evelyn Nesbitt and the murder of
Stanford White. Yes. This is fucking the craziest story and old. Classic. Which I
love. Okay, so I'll just do it as quickly as I can and then I'm gonna get out of
here. And then you can do whatever you want. She's gonna go watch the
center while I finish up while I do my murder. I have to meet Bill Pullman
downstairs if you don't mind. Okay. So this woman Evelyn Nesbitt was born
actually Florence Evelyn Nesbitt in Tarantum, Pennsylvania. Just let us know
how let us know how you will you will on Christmas Day 1884. Although people
aren't sure if that was the year because her mother faked her age to make her
seem older for the labor laws. Oh, that's a first. Yeah. So she might actually be
younger than that. She was declared the most beautiful baby ever to have been
born in that county. Doubt it. Doubt it and also probably not that hard. Yeah, I
mean back then. Yeah, babies were fucking. They're all splotchy and if you
just had one that was like kind of okay in the face, they'd be like unbelievable.
Put her up on the pedestal. They literally had a pedestal in the
little town. Yeah. Okay. So everything was fine. Her father was a lawyer. Her
mother was a housekeeper and then he has a heart attack when she's 11 years old
and leaves the family high and dry. So it dies or just leaves the family. Oh, he
dies back then. If you had heart attack, you were immediately dead. There was no
looking at it. Got it. Got it. Got it. So yeah, he dies. So her mother, her mother's
name is Evelyn. So in the beginning of the story, Evelyn's name is Florence and
her mother's name is Evelyn. But I'm just going to switch that because she's
mostly known as Evelyn and it's a hard adjustment. So basically Evelyn, she was
a seamstress and she was a dressmaker, but she didn't. She mostly was a
housekeeper or a homemaker, I should say. And so she didn't, they were, they were
basically had to rely on the kindness of their family and friends. So they stayed
with relatives for a while and they kind of tried to keep it together and
eventually people got like a pool of money together that and gave it to the
family. A Kickstarter. They go funded the shit out of this family at the turn of
the century and that enabled them to buy their own boarding house. Damn. I don't
know if that would be the move I would make because Mrs. Nesbitt was so
timid that she was uncomfortable collecting the rent from the people who
stayed there every month or every week. It's like your one most important job.
It's pretty much it besides providing rooms. So she would make her daughter go
because her daughter was so beautiful and charming that she would make the 12
year old go collect the rent from people who didn't want to give it to them.
Okay. The whole thing seems not super great for a child. So basically that
business ends up failing. They moved to Philadelphia in 1898 because they were
from a small town outside of Philly. So they move into the city in 1898 and
Mrs. Nesbitt gets a job at Wanamaker's department store which sounds like the
name of department store out of a movie. Totally. She's a sales clerk. She also
gets her two children 14 year old Evelyn and 12 year old Howard full-time jobs at
this department store. Great. So everybody make a living fuckers. Yeah. All
y'all you got to pull down some cash for the fam. Mully. So one day there's an
artist that's at the store and she sees Evelyn and she thinks she's the most
beautiful young girl she's ever seen and she asks Mrs. Nesbitt can she sit and
pose for me for a portrait Mrs. Nesbitt's like sure. And so Evelyn does that and
gets paid a dollar to sit for five hours for this artist. Hard pass. But back then
that was eight million dollars. So it turns out great and that artist ends up
recommending Evelyn as a model to her other artist friends. So then
Evelyn starts getting modeling work regularly. Mrs. Nesbitt doesn't like it.
It's a world that she doesn't think her young daughter should be involved in.
Sitting for five fucking hours straight. Yeah. With a bunch of like Bohemian red
wine drinkers who were like let's all be free. But the family obviously needs the
extra money. Evelyn loves doing it. She begs her mother to let her keep doing it.
She and she starts making so much money she gets to quit her job at Wanamakers
and she becomes the primary breadwinner of the family. So somewhere when all this
starts heating up Mrs. Nesbitt decides she's gonna move to New York. She got a
line on some a good job where she might be able to be a seamstress for somebody
or dressmaker. And so she leaves the two kids with more family in Philly and goes
into New York City. But she doesn't get a job there because she's not as good as
she thinks she is in everyone in New York is better than you at everything.
We should all just accept that right now. If you're gonna move there prepare to
suck for like seven years. So she ends up sending for her children. She moves in
June of 1900. She sends for her children in November and they all have to move
into this single room in the back of like a shitty apartment building on 22nd
Street in Manhattan. Jesus those places were what are they called tenement
houses? Yeah I don't know where 22nd Street is. I'm sure we'll hear about it.
But you know it sounded shitty and turn of the century again. So but but all the
all the artist friends that Evelyn made modeling and she had a good reputation
from Philly had already given her name to a really popular New York City artist
named James Carroll Beckwith Beckworth sorry and James Beckworth's patron was
John Jacob Astor. Okay. And the Astor family was like the Vanderbilt and all
those the Tiffany's all those super rich motherfuckers they called them the
400 at the turn of the century and they were like it's like great Gatsby style
where they had they were they were oil barons coal barons railroad barons they
had more money than God they had everything yeah and so she gets hooked
up in like that real kind of the basically patron artist scene so everyone's
a little bit more I guess better at art hi row yeah classy there's less spitting
on the floor though it's fucking red wine shit is more expensive yeah there's
actually coasters on the tables now sure so Beckworth takes Evelyn under his wing
and he starts getting her a ton of work and she starts to become one of the more
popular models in New York City she's making it there now she can make it
anywhere then she gets photographed by two of the most well-known photographers
of the day Audis Serone or Serenie and Rudolph Echemire photos and
because they can this is the change where it used to be that all those print
ads people would draw a picture of a lady yeah drinking liquid cocaine and
being like cocaine it'll solve all your teeth problems and it'd be like delicious
but that would just be a drawing that that they would pay an artist to render
from I that's so weird to think that they needed a fuck on actual model to do
that every time yeah because but remember those like and I'm thinking of this is
like we in the 70s a lot of people had like this churn of the century wall
paper in my bathrooms that was like advertisements yeah so it'd be like I'm
sorry advertisements oh I an advertisement from New York City oh but
it was like the ladies with their hair yeah drinking something or wearing a
corset or whatever so they were kind of really realistic yeah drawing yeah but
then photographs started being like mass-produced and they could they could
replicate the photographs and that's right when Evelyn like basically hit the
thing so she basically became supermodel it girl like before she was the first
wow so she modeled for Vanity Fair she models for Harper's Bazaar she models
for the ladies home journal she models for Cosmopolitan she does ads for
toothpaste hand creams she's on sheet music she's like you know the drawing on
the front of music she's on beer trays which are like you know those damn shit
that's my dream to be on a beer tray she's on tobacco cards have to look that
up later don't really Stephen Lee you tell us what a tobacco card is when you
get a chance maybe it's a little like a baseball card but it comes in your
loose tobacco or something oh yeah sexy lady yeah she's on pocket mirrors and
postcards and she's the picture on the top of the Whitman sampler box wow which
is super famous candy girl is killing it yeah she can't so she made twice what
other models of her day made so she really was so when she's 16 so she's
still early teens she does she does all that she's like everybody thinks she's
the most beautiful woman and you'll you can look her up but I keep thinking I
kept trying to put my finger on who she looked like she really doesn't look like
like I was trying to cast her like I like to do and she doesn't look like
anybody but she reminded me of that kind of weird beauty that Winona Ryder had as
a girl where you're like oh my god all your features are just so perfect and
kind of big yeah and you can just tell she's going to be insanely gorgeous yeah
she has Evelyn has the same kind of face but almost like a little bit more
patrician a little bit more refined so she can look in one picture she can look
really really young and then there'll be another picture where she's like almost
naked and she looks really seductive and she looks like like like like she's in
her 20s so she's the girls got range Steven Steven Steven Steven so tobacco
cards are live on the scene in Milwaukee has cigarette cards or trade
cards basically issued by met tobacco manufacturers to stiffen cigarette
packaging and advertise so they had like baseball players beauties boxers and
then in 2007 there was a card sold for two million three hundred and fifty
thousand dollars who was on it it featured a Honus Wagner one of the great
names in U.S. baseball she got all the Honus God he's gorgeous he's got the
Honus Honus was so much more beautiful than Evelyn she always hated him okay
it's like it's like Marlboro Miles Joe camel bugs yes so filthy okay so she of
course because she's a teenager that's a model she wants to go into acting so
she this is when she officially changes her name to Evelyn and she's like sorry
mom you don't exist anymore mom's like this isn't a problem for us at all right
so she gets cast as a chorus girl in the most popular play on Broadway it's
called the Florida aura but she's so beautiful as a chorus girl she's
upstaging the leads of this play stop it hey she's just radiant Evelyn she must
have been vegan she must have been drinking cocaine she must have been
loving that tooth cocaine so a man named Stanford white he goes to see the show
40 times Jesus and calm down did obsessed with Evelyn and he's the quite the
expert on chorus girls great Stanford white he's the most popular and
prominent architect and designer in New York City at the turn of the century
he designed now Phoebe our our hero Phoebe judge says that he designed the
original Madison Square Garden well but then I read on Wikipedia he designed
the second version of Madison Square Garden because there was like one and
they built not you're gonna believe Phoebe judge are you really wick of
fucking Peter fucking yeah I don't I I love them both so much I don't know who
to choose but both done so much for us yeah but here's here's what I will say
at this time the Madison Square Garden that was there that this guy built
whether it was the first whether it was the 30th yeah who cares he's the one
that put up the big screens in Madison Square Garden there was a tower on this
matters this iteration of the Madison Square Garden there was a tower and on
top of the tower it kind of looked like a bell tower at a church and the top of
this tower there was an 8-foot statue of Diana and she was she's like doing some
archery she's got a bow and arrow and there's a long beautiful long like it
looks like a piece of material that's just kind of flowing out behind her but
other than that she's totally naked and there are people that were real fired up
about that not being there and not being able to be seen wait oh they didn't
want it they didn't want a naked lady to be up on the top of Madison Square
Garden down everyone they were so pissed about it mm-hmm that the because this is
around the time so and this is straight from criminal in the Civil War there was
so much pornography left over from the Civil War oh that all those soldiers
were like can you please send me some boobs please yeah this is the worst
situation yeah and I need to look at some ladies parts there was so much of it
that it like littered the streets after this Civil War like Las Vegas so they
did in 1873 they passed something called the Comstock Act which prohibited
obscene material from being sent through the mail so people couldn't have
that anymore yeah but artists got around and like basically they basically just
made everybody like a Greek it's not pornography it's art it's Diana it's
lady Diana yeah exactly so the and and you know when you see this statue it's
gorgeous I mean and it's in some museum somewhere so you can see it but it really
is beautiful but there was there was this after the Comstock Act there was
this kind of like push in Manhattan to like clean up the city of vice and so
one point they had that statue of Diana covered like so that she was wearing
this big this big was it a night sure thing yes it was it was it was pajama
bottoms with Christmas trees on them they took the bone era out of her hand
and put a DVD in it so basically they at this at the time this was they called
it the Gilded Age and that Mark Twain it's a quote from Mark Twain because he
said and this is you know this is along those great Gatsby lines but like Mark
Twain called it the Gilded Age because he said this on the surface it was
shimmery and shiny and it was absolutely rotten underneath yeah so there's a lot
of like you know the richness and the beauty and you think of everybody is
like Gibson Girls riding their bikes and everything's really proper and high
necked and whatever and shit but there was some filthy shit going on so back to
Stanford White he he designed Madison Square Garden in this iteration only the
one I'm talking about he also he designed the arch in Washington Square Park
which they had put up for Washington's this hundred centennial of his
inauguration and everyone loved it so much they left it there I've seen it
it's him that's that's our boy Stanford what's up dude he he's good he also he
designed mansions for the Vanderbilt and the Astros the 400 there's a really
great Instagram account called mansions of the Gilded Age Gilded Age yes
a lot of the fucking houses that they show in this guy whoever it is this guy
or girl like knows so much about them and it's yeah there's a lot of those you
know what's really cool there's also a there's a documentary called the cruise
and it's about Timothy Speedlevich who is this amazing gray line bus tour guide
and he walks oh yeah it's such an amazing documentary if you haven't seen it
please please find it I've seen it's great it's amazing and basically it's like
I don't know anything about architecture I get very scared when people start
talking about things like that because immediately the voice in my head goes you
didn't go to college you don't know what you don't have any appreciation for this
and you can't I'm the opposite where I I know I can just go that's fucking
beautiful or I think that looks stupid that's all you really need to say it's
true but like I always think well I should know why something's beautiful or
how it's making that and if you watch that documentary called the cruise it's a
person who loves architecture and the city so much that he can explain
everything and he talks about like they used certain stone so that when like the
noonday sun would come down those corridor streets with because highrises
were such a new thing in New York City they would make they would pick rocks
that would make the light like glee glee and glisten like you would people would
stand there it's just amazing so this guy was obviously a big part of that sure
and you can look he he also may he built a lot of clubs because he was like so
they said he had like at least 60 projects going at all times 6-0 fucked up
pass for real I want to nap so so he had his hand in like cuz he also designed
he didn't just build the mansions for the millionaires and billionaires but
then he would do the interior design he had all these like big concept things
that he would do for people it's really cool that's a whole like separate
podcast I'm sure there's someone that's done it really well but he also built
all these clubs because the rich at the turn of the century it was all about like
the different clubs you belong to so it was like clubs where you could like talk
about being rich and shit that's right smoke cigars and then hire children
there was the metropolitan club the colony club the harmony club the union
club just so many places where white men could be themselves and finally relax
finally and just be rich in a room with other rich men he did and so he was the
architect for all these buildings he was also known for having lots of
relationships with young chorus girls because he loved to party so he could
party with anyone he partied with super rich people obviously they adored him
but also he was an artist truly at heart so he also hung out with bohemians and
artist types so he could kind of party with anybody he was adored across the
city and he is the person if you've ever heard people make the joke of saying
would you like to come up and see my etchings oh I've never heard that it's
like a joke is a strong descriptor but basically that is a thing like people
it's a joking pickup line of like would you like to come see my etchings that's
actually attributed to see I for white because he would really say that to
these young girls calm down did it right so keep your etchings in your pants
so essentially he goes he sees Evelyn as the chorus girl and he asks another
chorus girl her name is Edda Goodrich he says basically get her get Evelyn and
bring her to my apartment on West 24th Street that was built over the original
FAO Schwartz toy store and this was one of his many apartments around the city
he called them his snuggles where he would meet chorus girls and have fun
sexy romps all day and night so the two of them show up and Edna pulls Evelyn
through this side door and they go up and it's this amazing room and it's got
all the exterior light is blocked out by big old red velvet curtains and there's
a table set for lunch for them and they drink champagne and then after they
hang out for a little bit and chit chat and Evelyn when she first sees him
thinks he's horrifying she he's super old and like super creepy he's got red
hair and a humongous mustache and she's just like no thanks but they have some
fun and then he goes oh I have to show you this other room and they go up two
floors into this room that's that basically has a red velvet swing hanging
from the high ceiling and he asks Evelyn to get on the swing and then Edna
holds a parasol up on the landing or whatever she's up near the ceiling and
Evelyn is supposed to swing on the swing high enough so she can kick the
parasol and kick through it doesn't sound safe well and also it's just so he
can purve out and look up her dress because that it's just him watching a
younger like swing and kick and whatever but it's all like underpants sure
it's an underpants undergarments then I think right it's underpants it's
underpants show and I don't like it she thinks it's just an innocent game that
she's having good times with an old guy so then Sanford white wait Sanford white
starts kissing up to Mrs. Nesbitt and basically is like I'm going to be I'm
gonna take care of this family here's some money we're moving you into into a
nicer apartment he ships the little brother off to a really high-end
military academy and takes care of his education and he tells Mrs. Nesbitt she
should go visit her family and Philly she should take a break from work go visit
family and while she's gone he'll take care of Evelyn goodbye right Mrs. Nesbitt's
like thank you so much I've been waiting for years to get away from my
children again can't wait to once again bail on my children so the next day
Stanford white tells Evelyn that they're gonna have a fun day of modeling for a
photographer but they are he's got a bare-skinned rug you can see these
pictures and this is in the YouTube video that I watched of the woman Paula
who wrote American Eve and she has these amazing pictures he has a like a polar
bare-skinned rug it's a white bear with the head and it's a really it turned out
it became a really famous postcard of Evelyn in a kimono asleep on this rug
passed out well yeah drugged it's essentially I mean she's out like a
light and it's just basically a picture of a girl sleeping on a bare-skinned rug
yeah it's like the original Annie those photos from the 90s and with the babies
in the back of the baby with a piece of cabbage on top of it
come on no I know exactly if I get it Annie everyone's screaming at home and
Gettys all I can think is little orphan Annie with the big white eyes with no
pupils and I'm like it's not her I just want to say that Steven didn't think of
that himself he had his phone I looked it up yeah I don't want to give it he
doesn't get any credit for remembering no credit for and Gettys or those
Weimariners that had human hands oh no remember that when they were like eating
spaghetti I loved those videos so good okay so family's gone right he says oh
I already read that she's sleeping that postcard becomes crazy postcard so he
and he then invites her back to a party he says I'm having a party tomorrow
night at my apartment at the top of Madison Square Tower so underneath that
statue of Diana there was like a little like penthouse apartment that he had
built into that building that was his so he's like come to my party everyone's
gonna be there so she shows up there's no one there and he says oh isn't it sad
that everyone turned us down so now he's red flag red flag times 20 she should
be like oh my god I have to really quick go tell the cab driver something yeah
let me look at my watch that's made of what was that stuff that no hold on
this might be too early for that shit you mean the stuff that people like I
think it's too early for glow in the dark shit that was World War one you're
right shit don't try to pull your World War one references into my story okay
so he starts pumping her full of champagne okay and then he says I have
this room I have to show you it's you're gonna think it's amazing once again
this fucking guy he brings her into this room that has a mirrored floor mirrored
ceiling a mirrored bed no a four-poster bed with mirrors all around it and
Evelyn says in her autobiography that basically she looked at all of that and
that's the last thing she remembered and she woke up naked next to him in that
bed the next morning she sees her reflection in the overhead mirror and
she screams you know what a creep super creep so essentially from that day
forward she becomes Stanford whites mistress no but she is 16 years old
he's 48 I think he it's not a it's not a fucking love match in any way and they
they said in that episode of criminally said at the time the only way to prove
rape was if there was evidence that you fought back that was the only way and
then after after basically this era in time that's when they put in the statute
statutory rape laws but you know before then it was every man for himself every
woman for herself right and okay so then he says basically I'm gonna get you
connected with even higher classes of artists and that's when he in 1905 Evelyn
poses for Charles Dana Gibson and he is the artist who basically invented the
Gibson girl and the Gibson girl is basically if you've ever been to the
ice cream store at Disneyland the wallpaper is Gibson girls it's the
really beautiful woman and he basically drew it was it was at the time like the
ideal modern woman so she was usually like a socialite of some kind she was
usually statue-esque healthy-looking riding a bike doing things of the day
whatever was popular playing tennis or something and she and yeah basically it
was just kind of the representative of like this is the ideal yeah the like
what you should strive to be right so he draws Evelyn and he draws her in a
portrait that he ends up calling the eternal question and that's because
Freud there's a famous quote that Freud said the eternal question is what does a
woman want and so it's this really beautiful profile picture of Evelyn and
her hair is partly up but then it's also partly down and only young women
wore their hair down and then when you were older married or mature you wore
your hair up and so she was kind of like this half and half she looked you not
yet a girl but not yet a woman and it is that kind of thing of like what is this
modern woman wants because it's because they're changing so quickly it was on
the cover of Collier's magazine and basically that it was the picture that
Coca-Cola ended up using in their ass I totally can see it in my head yeah you
can you've seen you've seen her and so it branded her as the it girl and the
face of the Gilded Age so then she turns 17 and she starts noticing that
Stanford White is paying attention to younger chorus girls so she's aged out
of his bracket he's three times older than her and she's still like oh no I'm
losing my boyfriend because by this point she's kind of in it she basically
just is she it's whoever is there yeah kind of like caretaking yeah and if
there are millionaires yeah and she's relying on them yeah and she's and
relying on them for her career as well totally so she decides since he's
seeming to lose interest she decides that she's going to try to make him
jealous so she goes to a party and she meets John Barrymore who eventually
become one of the most famous actors from this insanely famous acting family
but at the time he was Jack Barrymore he was just a cartoonist and he hadn't
like become famous or anything but they hit it off he at this party and she's
like oh this will be good because then I'll make him jealous and I'll be good
but she also liked him mm-hmm he asked for her number and writes it on she's
like it's three because back then it's about a field three five thousand when
he writes her number down he writes it on the cuff on his cuff of his shirt
kill and then it's on yeah I know I really like that they have a month-long
affair he proposes she turns him down under pressure from Stanford White and
her mother so like he comes in and says no you shouldn't get married no but he's
also doing her yeah then he basically when they realized that she's started
to do stuff like that they arranged to have her sent to an all-girls boarding
school in New Jersey that's run by Matilda DeMille who sees sees will be
the mill's mother whoa yeah and I'm sure part of the way and it always comes
back to liberal Hollywood but at that point I bet you Evelyn was like it'd be
nice to go to school I'm 16 I wonder are you like you want to send me the
fucking school now after all I've been through like can you imagine going to
hang out with like other girls your age and you're like what am I supposed to
fucking talk to these girls about yeah that's right have you guys been in a
mirrored room it's really scary okay so before she gets shipped away she is
currently in a Broadway play called the Wild Rose and in the front row every
single night is a new admirer uh-huh and he is a mysterious man called Mr.
Monroe he starts sending Evelyn flowers stockings he one time sends her a piano
she's she sends it all back one time she sent he sent flowers roses with a $50
bill wrapped around the base and the mom kept the $50 bill and then sent the
flowers back uh-huh but she basically he in the almost exact same way Stanford
White did it he gets another chorus girl to get Evelyn to come to lunch with
them and basically says I'm the one that's been sending you all the stuff
and I'm this huge fan and he kisses he kisses the hem of her garment and like
declares this love and once again it's an old guy he's twice as old as her this
time and she's like not into it and it mostly because he is the the eccentric
millionaire Harry K. Thaw so basically Harry K. Thaw is from a I believe it was
a coal and railroad baron millionaire family he was from Pittsburgh he was set
to inherit a $40 million fortune I thought I thought a millionaire just if
you could see the pride in Georgia's face when she thinks of these things I
thought I thought I thought get it cuz the father's name is Tom no I got it I
mean great job he gets kicked out of Harvard he gets kicked out of law
school he does the kind of stuff around town so he's basically the Philadelphia
millionaire that's trying to make it in New York City and everyone's like okay
crazy so he rides a horse's a horse up onto the steps of the Union Club he's
lighting his cigars with $100 it sounds like a douche yeah he's douching it up
and Stanford whites like no so Stanford white won't let him in any club good
there's like a dirt kind of a direct link of like Stanford whites on the way
inside the New York society and this guy's trying to get in and everyone's
like anything about crazy guy from Pittsburgh he's a huge nerd Evelyn still
goes away to boarding school oh sorry this is key I'm catching up on my own
page I really love the thing of using a hundred dollar bill to light your cigar
in that at the turn of the century would be like using a $25,000 bill now it's
so much money it's I hate him it's very wasteful sir he also funded a vice
sweep of Manhattan it and he basically was he was obsessed with virginity and
obsessed with like chastity and Rudy Giuliani's fucking great grandfather
or something we can trace them back and he was basically paid for the the
coalition that ended up getting that Diana statue covered it was his crazy
money behind me while he's sending a fucking 17-year-old pianos and shit well
okay and and then some and then because get ready I'm ready give it to me so she
just thinks he's creepy and weird and she goes off to the old girls school in
New Jersey and then she gets what is reported to be appendicitis and when
Mrs. Nesbitt finds out she can't get ahold of Stanford white he's not around
to help out so she calls Harry Thaw and Harry thought immediately sends like the
best doctors to that school the word the the story is that she was given the
appendicitis like in a classroom on a desk but then there's rumors and innuendo
that it was not appendicitis it was an abortion yet from her affair with Jack
Barrymore but both Evelyn and Jack Barrymore absolutely denied that that
was true of course they did so either way yeah Harry thought comes out as this
white knight and he saved the day and Mrs. Nesbitt thinks he's great so he
convinces her that that he should that she should allow him to take the family
on like a healing European vacation and she's like that sounds great we barely
know you let's do this thing but instead of the rest and relaxation that he
promised on this trip he packs the itinerary and he absolutely just
exhausts Mrs. Nesbitt so she's like I'm 30 I'm too old to do this stuff right my
lungs are filled with cold dust so basically they all there's constant
fighting and problems between Evelyn and her mother on this trip and they end up
she Mrs. Nesbitt ends up staying in England and Harry takes Evelyn to
Paris so but basically was intentional on his part when they're in Paris he
proposes to Evelyn and and of course she's not into him he's clearly kind of
like crazy crazy real overtly crazy but he's also like super rich and she grew
up you know around like hearing his name and you know yeah the the Thaw family
was huge in Pennsylvania so she knew that she'd also lost a lot of status with
Stanford white kind of like not being that into her anymore yeah and she was
worried about getting more work and she was worried about a lot of stuff so she
was considering it but he says he can't marry her until she tells him
everything about the relationships that that she had with Stanford white oh and
she's like no it's I mean don't worry about it and he's like crying and
harassing her through the night till she finally tells the story of what happened
to her in the mirrored room and he goes fucking bat shit bananas and that's the
proof he's been looking for because he's really pinpointed Stanford white as
like the downfall of society he's all virginity shit he's all virginity and
crazy and whatever purity all this bullshit yeah so he this is like the
information that he's been waiting to hear yeah so then it upon hearing that
story he accuses Mrs. Nesbitt of being an unfit parent yeah but then it creates
a bigger rift so then she's basically separated from her family yeah the old
controlling boyfriend style and then he takes this is insanity he takes Evelyn
in Europe to all the sites where virgins were martyred great so sounds like a fun
time I mean and at the at the site where Joan of Arc was martyred in the guest
book he writes quote she would not have been a virgin if Stanford what and it's
like that it still exists I guess I mean yeah I think that's a provable thing
holy shit in the guest book no less Joan of Arc comes back she's like could
you not fucking do that you know what motherfucker I didn't die for this you're
the type I was fighting against also how about this pixie cut I love the movie
Joan of Arc starring Mila Jovovich because no one that pixie cut no one
can wear that pixie cut but Mila Jovovich so good so proud of her so then at
their last stop it gets worse always at their last stop at a castle in Austria
called Katzenstein Castle there are three staff members and he makes them go
stay at one end of the castle and he holds Evelyn prisoner at the other side
cool I'm with you so far he ties her up beats her with a whip and sexually
assaults her for two weeks wait where'd this come from I thought we were just
being tourists no he is he has some issues with whipping tying up and beating
people I'm sorry mr. fucking purity yes this is what I'm talking about there's
always when you those people that are like what you need to do this and that
it's like really how come sir and that really applies to everything all the
time 100% don't be passionate about anything or you seem like a fucking
liar what's my point is a good question to ask every once in a while yeah what
am I talking about right so basically horrible she it's exposed to her that
he's basically an intense abusive sexual abuser and this is like what sex
means to him yeah but then of course on their trip home he's incredibly
apologetic and weepy and please forgive me and all this stuff now this is the
point where Mrs. Nesbitt gets remarried and is just completely estranged and
Evelyn knows there'll be she has nothing to go back to so she's she ends up on
April 4th 1905 she Evelyn Nesbitt marries Harry Thaw and he picks out her
wedding dress a black traveling suit with brown trim sounds so fun handsome
goth and his mother he was a huge mama's boy and his mother is insanely
controlling of his life and of course she did not approve of a chorus girl that
was like it you know to those super rich people sorry you're a famous model yeah
not good enough you know she actually had a calendar come out around the same
time and she's basically nude but she's got like flowers on her shoulder it's
very beautiful and tasteful but of course at the time it was
insane mother thought tried to go out and buy up all those calendars so no one
would see them yeah or was she really into it just wanted a wallpaper her wall
secrets to they move into mother thaws mansion in linter's Pennsylvania great
and and Evelyn is now cut off from the outside world mama thaw Harry is his
mother's lap dog essentially and Evelyn is just stuck in a mansion
essentially sounds way more boring than you think like way like less cool not
cool at all because she has no money she doesn't get to control anything she just
had to do what they want and haunted probably nightmare but it's super
drafty and she's just wearing that black fucking suit oh so also it's awful
because Harry thought is so obsessed with Stanford white that he is like a
manic about it he stews about it day and night he rants about him constantly
they never leave the mansion for a full year and he's just sitting around
planning the Stanford whites demise meanwhile Stanford white has no idea
about Harry thought other than he's that asshole that lights cigars with money
mm-hmm so a year later on June 25th 1906 Harry tells Evelyn that they're
gonna take a luxury cruise to Europe and she's actually excited just to get out
of the house and get away from that mother and she's really excited until he
says oh but first we have to go into New York City before we sail we need to go
see the opening night of the show Mademoiselle Champagne by Edgar Allen
Wolf and it's playing at the rooftop theater Madison Square Garden so
Evelyn's freaking out because she knows Stanford white will be there I want to
run into my ex I get that exactly it's his place it's his theater he designed
all of it he's at all these shows she's freaking out it's the middle of summer and
it's really hot Harry thought arrives wearing a big long black overcoat nobody
thinks it's weird because he's the weirdo eccentric millionaire Evelyn relaxes
when they get there and she looks around and sees that Stanford white is not
there and so they watch the show ten minutes before it ends they hear a
little bit of a commotion in the back and Stanford white has entered the room
and sits down at his table so Evelyn tells Harry she thinks they should go and
he's like you're right we should go they get up they go to walk out and as they
pass Stanford white Harry thought pulls out a gun and in front of 900 people he
shoots Stanford white twice in the head and once in the shoulder and kills him
holy shit and at first people think he yells you ruined my wife but then later
on the people that were nearby said no no no he said you ruined my life so it's
not about the wife it's all about him of course so of course immediately Harry
thought was arrested Evelyn goes stays at a friend's apartment she is completely
in a daze she has no idea what to do she's not going back to that crazy
mansion in Pennsylvania and immediately it's a media circus so this is the it
girl from four years ago and two millionaires and a murder and of course
there's so much dirt to come out about Stanford white because now all the
sudden it's all the stories of his snuggeries around town and all the
fourteen-year-old course girls that are like yeah I know that dude he sent me a
piano too well that was I bet there's already did it was what I'm sure he's
done that before yeah they used to back then sending pianos was like a text did
you get a piano from him oh my god he sent me a piano do not write back to
that piano girl so there's no articles coming out that say was Harry thought
justified because yeah Stanford whites terrible behavior and Harry of course
himself thinks he's gonna get let off because he did the world of service by
killing way right a week after the murder there's a film called rooftop
murder by Thomas Edison that's released in a Nickelodeon he just fucking bang
that thing out and anybody who like when people constantly ask us about like how
do you feel about this new trend in true crime and why everyone's interested in
true crime right now and it's like no this has been going on yeah fucking
Thomas Edison and before yeah that's this is Joan of Arc people are into it
then I don't know there are people standing around gossiping yeah look at
her kill my god that hair okay so one of the quotes from the book American
Heath I was telling you about is from a tenderloin cab driver who was when a
reporter asked him if he was like surprised by this murder he said he I
was surprised it was a husband who shot him I always thought it was going to be
a father yeah that's how much people knew that Stanford white was into like
young young girls tenderloin cab driver yeah handsome driver
isn't that they called him then handsome cab yeah I think this might have been a
little bit later oh shit but I don't know it's just the 1960s oh I thought it
was gonna it's Robert De Niro as but then he's like giddy up yeah giddy up
frosty Harry thought this is amazing there are pictures of Harry thought in
jail he had he called reporters in to take pictures of him with his butler
bringing him food from Del Monaco's he had a little brass bed put into his jail
cell so there's this picture of him sitting next to a brass bed with all
these nice clothes folded over it and he's eating what looks like it's a
room service tray is any aspect yes he's having some nice ass nails and aspect
mm-hmm and a cling peach for dessert but it's the lawyers are like could you not
do that cuz he's like oh I think it'll stir up sympathy them seeing
me trying to live my life in the jail cell oh honey they're like don't do that
anymore yeah they he gets his doctor to convince authorities that he needs to
drink one bottle of champagne a day I me I me too same Dr. Wilson okay so the
defense tells Evelyn that she has to play the grieving we grieving widow on
the on the stand and testify about what Stanford White did to her to justify
what Harry that Harry murdered him and save him from the electric chair and
it's rumored that she was paid somewhere between twenty five and a hundred
thousand dollars to do that Jesus she gets on the stand she talks about the
red velvet swing and it blows America's mind people are freaking out like
there's nothing this salacious has ever been in the newspaper and Stanford White
the victim now gets drugged through the mud because of all this shit and the
thaw family paid that basically to have all this dirty laundry come out so they
were handing out money left right and center they also tell Mrs. Nesbitt that
they will convict her for prostituting her daughter unless she testifies for
Henry a hairy thought dude and but then Evelyn's brother comes back into the
scene Howard and he's like what's up I'm back from military school and I remember
me I'm my own person yeah forget about me because he was there to blame Evelyn
for the murder and say that Stanford White was like a father to him and it
got Evelyn the daughter or the mother the daughter basically to blame her for
her husband killing Stanford White fault and saying I love Stanford White like
he was my father so yeah brother because they didn't fucking drug and rape you
that's right yeah he was gone he was he was benefiting from all that money
benefited up purely just got the shit look this is this guy behavior but it
turns into such a circus that this becomes the first jury in America that's
sequestered whoa there this for this case they're like shush they're zipping
everybody yeah that judge was like I'm gonna make up a thing yeah you guys
love to stay at a hotel what's a good word for it so it's called sequester it's
called sequestered the thaw family oh oh so this trial a hairy lawyer Harry's
lawyers say that he should plead insanity but Mrs. Mrs. Thaw Mama Thaw says no
fucking way there is no mental illness in this family yeah that means there's a
hundred mental illness that her son from childhood he was known as mad Harry oh
my god he was clearly eccentric what was not an accurate word for him so this
trial ends up ending in a hung jury and after that is over the Thaw family has
a movie made called the unwritten law and it shows Harry being found innocent
and then freed while angels sing in the background that's because that's what
happened because that's just get that get that propaganda basically a
documentary at the second trial Harry's acquitted by reason of insanity he sent
to an asylum upstate Evelyn's not gonna get any of the money she doesn't get
shit cuz mother Thaw is in charge and she blames Evelyn for his downfall Harry
files for divorce when he's upstate in the asylum he escapes the asylum he goes
to Canada he does what he wants for a while just chills he's eventually brought
back he's and then released and declared sane in 1915 but within a matter of
years after that like basically everybody going he's fine now that was just a
one-off Harry Thaw is arrested because a young boy is found in a daze after
jumping out of Harry Thaw's hotel room window where he was holding that boy
against his will and whipping him yes and so then it turns out everyone starts
to find out that Harry Thaw used to use the name Mr. Monroe when he was like
people's secret admirers because he had this whole scam where he would solicit
young actresses to sign up for training courses in New York City and then he
would get them in a room beat them with whips scald them with burning water oh my
god but he was a millionaire so nobody ever talked about it nobody gave a shit
and they just all like went away like abused and like freaked out so she was
like a masochist from day one and like that's what I love it's oh that shit is
always underneath those people that are like clean up this city we can't have a
statue of a naked lady juliani we're on to you easy I'm sorry allegedly allegedly
allegedly we're on to you so after all of this Evelyn goes into vaudeville for a
little while she ends up having a some name Russell she claimed that it was
Harry Thaw's son some people argued that she opened to speak easy in the 20s she
was an alcoholic she's a morphine addict in the through the 30s she started
doing burlesque for a little while and this entire time Harry Thaw surveilled
her and watched her until 1926 Evelyn lost her job at the Moulin Rouge cafe and
tried to kill herself by drinking disinfectant Harry Thaw came to visit
her they reconciled but were never together again Evelyn has but ended up
writing two memoirs one was called the story of my life in 1914 and the other
was called prodigal days in 1934 then this is kind of cool she has kind of a
rebirth because during World War two she taught ceramics in Los Angeles so I
think she started she moved to the West Coast and kind of started over like a
hippie yeah and she was paid $10,000 as the technical director for a movie that
they made in the 50s called the girl in the red velvet swing starring Joan
Collins whoa yeah so there was kind of this like a fictionalized movie I
believe about her life yeah that they that she got she was paid for Harry
Thaw died in 1947 he left Evelyn $10,000 from his estimated one million
dollars thanks bro thanks good of you Evelyn died in Santa Monica a Santa
Monica nursing home on January 17th 1967 at the age of 82 but she was so cool as
an old lady yeah so anyway that's the unbelievable story of Evelyn Nesbitt the
it girl of the gilded age Karen that was fucking excellent thank you thank you
and over to you we're back my co-host don't forget we have Stephen Mann in
the street if we need him for an over in Memphis yes you know walking the
streets of Memphis live from Memphis yeah walking the streets all right whoo okay
here's another long one you and I picked okay good we went long this week yeah
and we're going to now start your road trip now okay this is truly one of my
favorite ones I've ever done okay yeah like truly one of my favorite murders
I've ever researched did you know when you started or it as you went through okay
so I've known about this one for a while it's an old old episode it was a just a
fucking five-minute thing on unsolved mysteries originally season one like
original so it's always been in the back of my mind of like this thing that
happened what a weird curious thing and it's been a bookmark on my history like
you know I have the like murders to do bookmark and it's just always been one
but I know it's a deep fucking dive and it gets bigger and bigger the more you
dive if for example true crime garage did a four four fucking episodes like four
parts shit of this like an hour long hydrocrime garage hydrocrime garage it's
funny so it's like a big one that's crazy so I did my best to like get as much as
I could in there it also like my as I love it's a cold case and it goes to the
fucking top you know what I mean yes so this is the boys on the tracks oh shit
yes you know yep I mean I know but I don't do it you don't I didn't know no
but if I had known I might not have tried to do this it's so hard it's here's
what I know pretty much only what was on unsolved mysteries and here's the thing
when they did the unsolved mysteries they didn't know shit either right the
episode ends with them going they thought they saw a guy in camo like walking
around town that night that's it yeah no this goes to the fa king top buckle in
everybody buckle the fuck up motherfuckers okay let's start chronologically
let's just like start with the basics that we know okay and then we'll get into
the conspiracy shit okay so on August 22nd 1987 two teenage friends 16 year old
Don Henry and 17 year old Kevin Ives they're from Bryant Arkansas which is a
little suburb right outside of Little Rock it's a small town they're spending
the weekend hanging out together they've been friends for a little while they're
like you know normal teenage kids popular boys are about to go into their
senior year of high school they are totally normal like 1980s looking kids
they look like they'd be in heavy metal parking lot sure you know they mean like
those hair parted up the middle yeah like kind of feathered out a little bit
like maybe a little duck tail just a tiny bit I think late 80s that that was
starting to get yeah you you were either going to be metal or new wave right oh
they were not going to be new wave at all like these were going to be kids that
were going like they had their muscle cars that they loved they were gonna be
just like normal family men at some day sure and we'll put a photo of them up
with the post I mean they're like cute kids right like cute teenage boys so
let's see it's end of the summer they're starting their senior year it's the
Saturday they're hanging out with some friends at the local fucking you know
druggy parking lot sure as you do in a small town exactly yeah they the boys
go back to Don's house around midnight for their curfew check-in they were
spending the night at Don's Don's dad Curtis checked in with them and then he
was and then the kids the boys were like we can we go out and go do some hunting
in the woods which is like their normal thing they grew up doing that Don was
like great go for it see you later so the boys were going to do a thing of a
kind of hunting called spotlighting which as someone from the suburbs I don't
know what the fuck that is basically it's an illegal form of hunting where you
shine the flashlight into your praise eyes just to stop them and then shoot
them I guess it's illegal but I heard that like with like sweet baby raccoons
it's not illegal don't please don't shoot raccoons okay that'd be horrible to
shoot a raccoon raccoons are like actually really evil in some places right
yeah but still they're they're like little people in costumes they like they
use their hands like people just shoot a fucking they look like cats like yeah
and they're up to something like let them have their plan everyone run one
ran in front of your car the other day when we were driving we're leaving my
fucking parking garage Karen was driving me somewhere and one just like like
didn't like whoa and like Karen like a cat fucking slammed on the brakes I am
a graduate of the Bob Bondurant School of Driving that's why there you go none
that's a lie but my friend Andy Packard I don't know what that is I know it's it's
a reference that only like 10 people in northern California would don and fucking
Kevin would have known they would know for some reason I think how richer
housewives to do something went to the Bob Bondurant School of Driving it was
like escape driving and stuff like that that sounds amazing it's I think I'm
already like I'm not just a member I'm the owner yeah Judy Packard my friend
Andy's mom who was the coolest and nicest mom had a sticker for the Bob
Bondurant School of Driving on the back of her 280zx and that's why I always
thought about it I'm on board okay so they go out around 12 30 in the morning
to go do this thing they have the flashlight and Don's prize 22 rifle
shotgun I don't know and they head out into the familiar woods that they fucking
grew up like going through yeah so alright boom there that is cut to the
following morning it's so it's now August 23rd 1987 at about 4 25 in the
morning oh no uh-huh a 75 car 6000 ton cargo train is on its regular night run
from Texarkana where you that crazy killer yes to Little Rock so it's the
a servant girl and I later no I remember the guy who might be a killer the guy
who is the city was afraid to go to sleep yeah and it was yes it might be the
zodiac right so that's Texarkana okay so they're going from Texarkana to Little
Rock where Ted Cruz is from sorry Billy Billy how dare you well this does go to
the top so maybe he's involved okay the train is over a mile long it's traveling
at speeds around 50 miles per hour the train it starts to approach Bryant to
like go through the little town there and engineer Stephen Shroyer notices
something on the tracks ahead as do the a couple other workers on the train and
oh my god this guy gets this Steven guy gets interviewed in the original episode
of and he's just like breaks your heart he's just like salt to the earth good
guy and and it's completely ripped him apart yeah I mean yeah so at first they
think what they see on the tracks laying on the tracks is an animal but in what
but they notice in horror than an actuality they see two teenage boys or
like young boys they think laying motionless on the tracks they're laying
parallel with their heads on one rail their body across the tracks and their
feet towards the other rail so like across the tracks like a robber would do
yeah and they know that the boys lower bodies appear to be covered by a light
green tarp and that beside them was the rifle also parallel laying on the tracks
so this dude Steven Shroyer who's like a fucking veteran train dude he frantically
blows the loud diesel horn as he pulls the emergency brake even though he knows
there's not enough time for the train to stop he's hoping that they'll move but
the train dudes feel the impact as the train hits and proceeds to run over the
bodies of the boys on the tracks which the horror you know it's like sometimes I
think about the people who like commit suicide by parking on the track and you
just don't think about the people who are on the train who you are going to scar
for the rest of your life that's not that this well no it's not the same but but
also that idea that you would know it's almost like if they hadn't looked then
it they would have hit and then it wouldn't have been as traumatizing right
but to know it to try to prevent it see it happening to yeah but it's horrible
it doesn't matter how you slice it it's horrible well it is you know you're
right the police are assume radius of police from the train and when the
dispatcher says have you gotten the injuries Stephen Shroyer says no we've
got death which I think is the most chilling thing I've ever heard so once
the train comes to a stop the crew they exit to view the carnage just to see
what the fucks going on they had had experience hitting animals in their
years as train dudes none of them had ever hit a human but they knew to expect a
lot of gore but they were surprised by what they found so they were also avid
hunters as well as having hit animals before on the tracks and they all knew
that fresh kill had bright red free-flowing blood mm-hmm the blood from
the boys was purple in color it was thick and oozing indicating with the boys
had already been dead for some time before the train had hit them mm-hmm by
440 a.m. the local and state police had arrived at the scene and they began
investigating as the train dudes explained to Celine County Sheriff's
deputies on the scene about the curious lack of blood present meaning to
them that the boys had already been dead and add to that the observation of the
train dudes and this part's fucking crazy as they had approached the bodies on
the tracks in the speeding train blowing the horn like fucking mad that
fucking rails are shaking the train coming towards them neither of the boys
on the tracks flinched or moved a muscle something that one would think would be
human nature when a speeding train is coming towards you even if you intend
to get run over yes like if you're laying there to kill yourself you're
still going to you know roll into a ball or do something right and even say
maybe one of the theories is like oh they got super drunk or fucked up and
passed out hold the fuck up but I mean wouldn't the speeding train wake you up
even if like even if you were super drunk but yeah 100% they were like they
didn't even flinch right so but the scene was immediately treated as a suicide
or traffic accident scene by the sheriff despite the info pointing to foul play
this means that the scene wasn't properly secured evidence wasn't properly
collected in fact the the next train that was like waiting to come they fucking
let them gum through the scene through the crime scene on suede its next
destination they were like go ahead go through yeah and even the paramedics were
skeptical of the handling of the scene as an accident and they actually attached
a note on their report noting that the condition of the boys body when they
found them suggested that they had been dead long before they were stuck by
the train so they were like fuck this shit and put a little like really check
this shit out yeah oh good so let's cut back to Don and Kevin when they hadn't
come home that morning Don's father Curtis began to worry and notified
Kevin's mother Linda Ives eventually that morning Curtis hears a rumor from a
neighbor so there's this rumor already going around town that two teenage boys
have been shot and tied to the railroad tracks that's the rumor going around oh
and it wasn't long before the police show up and and the clothes the boys had
left the night before in where I did as the ones that Don and Kevin had been
wearing and that the boys on the tracks had been wearing thus confirming the
deaths of Don Henry and Kevin Ives mm-hmm which is so fucking awful so
shortly after the medical report was released by the state medical examiner
this fucking dickhead named dr. Fami Malik he's an Egyptian-born physician and
he rules the deaths an accident in his report he states that at the time of
the accident the boys were quote unconscious and in a deep sleep on the
railroad tracks no under psychedelic influence of THC marijuana when a train
passed over them causing their accidental death no he explained that the boys
had smoked the equivalent of 20 marijuana cigarettes impossible they
ever passed out from cigarette from marijuana and have your smoked 20 joints
well and also in what that was like four five hours for yeah maybe four hours or
so like yeah so I mean even fucking 10 hours five joints now yeah yeah but but
still it back to my thing of even if you were stoned to the bone and like couldn't
move yeah you're flinching if a speeding train is coming yeah you don't you
don't go into a comalic state on pot especially fucking 1980s Arkansas
swag it was fucking oregano stems and seeds and maybe a teeny tiny bit of
swag that's it so it's so frustrating it's like anytime we talk about crimes
that happened before 1995 it's like we're talking about it's the turn of the
century it's nuts it's nuts it gets nutser okay okay the families of Don and
Kevin are like normal fucking people so like you've got to be fucking kidding me
dude what the fuck so knowing that the boys they weren't big pot smokers they
weren't bad kids although a dime bag was found in one of the pockets of the boys
clothes but after their return to the parents which means they didn't really
check the pockets at all so like the boys maybe bought a little bit of pot and
smoked some pot but they weren't fucking drunk you know dealers or anything
hey listen Bill Clinton smoke pot he didn't inhale but eats he was around it
wait that's foreshadowing what really yeah oh shit dude you give me the
chills just now okay okay I was psychic so so the friends who had been in the
fucking parking lot with them earlier said that they had enough pot for maybe
a joint or two like a fucking dime bag but the parents were like there's no
fucking way they would have fallen asleep on the tracks and not heard the
train coming like everyone who's listening to this right now is saying
right okay plus weird things sort of popping up that made the families lose
faith in the aptitude of Dr. Malik this dude sucks first of all of course the
town goes nuts like over this thing and wants to be lucky lose goes down to the
train tracks to look around for shit like normal people and a family member of
one of the boys finds on the tracks a shoe with a foot in it no from one of the
boys no like two or three days after the accident and the fucking autopsy had
already been fucking like done and nope and he didn't mention that there's a
goddamn foot missing what the fuck exactly the autopsy that's okay so they
also told the crew they told the train crew who has no stake in this whatsoever
they're just telling it as they see it the cops tell the crew that that although
they had said they observed a green tarp over the lower half of the boys bodies
right before running them over the tarp must have been an optical illusion
because it didn't exist oh guys that's not the option you have to look for it
or you can't just hide it because it belongs to someone you know yeah or it
says like the name of whoever my mind that's the first thing the first thing
is conspiracy conspiracy what what's hidden in those woods those boys but is
it a conspiracy okay okay it's that thing of like you've got if you're being
paranoid make sure no one's following that person first kind of a thing yeah
you know you know that old saying you know that what I love that I watch on
ancient aliens all the time and like a bunch of other shit that I don't have
four episodes to tell you like true crime garage I'm going to listen to true
crime garage do it too good because there's nothing better than the details
and like suit the super mysteries and there's a I have a bunch of references
to tell you about to watch to okay cool to listen to read too okay so for five
months Kevin and Dawn's parents who are fucking bad asses and not letting like
not letting this shit go they're normal fucking working-class people and they're
like up against the fucking government yeah but they do not let this go they
try unsuccessfully to get the case re-investigated and nobody will listen
to them so fed the fuck up they go to the goddamn fucking media because they're
like you know who's gonna listen to us when we yell at you over the media the
very smart that's right the plan works cuz the next day after they do this like
press conference calling everyone out of their bullshit the case is officially
reopened finally and prosecutor Richard Garrett had the boys he's assigned to
the case he has the boys botics exhumed for another autopsy this leads to a
creation of the grand jury that was led by an attorney named none other than Dan
Harman of Rick and Morty fame no what is that was his first career no it is
his name is Dan Harman California to get away from all that his name is Dan
Harman which is confused is weird but it's true so that's got to be weird when
you Google Dan Harman and you're like wait what wait so he's a friend of the
prosecutor rich Richard Garrett had been in the mix with the family from the very
beginning he see he was an advocate for the boys families he was like what can I
do for you free of charge he volunteered to them before requesting that the judge
who's presiding over the grand jury appoint him special prosecutor to
supervise the investigation over the deaths because he's like I want this to
be fucking seldom in on this yeah let's do this so a new outside pathologist
who's like Dr. Malick is kind of stupid concludes that the boys on the record
huh it's a quote a direct quote says that the boys had only smoked between one
and three marijuana cigarettes after doing the tests they found that Don
Henry's shirt had tears on the back of it that were consistent with a sharp
object like a knife not like how it's so amazing how good these people are with
their job that they can make this is a rip and this is a fucking like direct
stab wound like they can tell so they find that in his shirt and on his body
they match up so like if he had been if it had been from the train like his
shirt would have been pulled up but it matched you know what I mean yes it was
matching of a knife going in right yeah beforehand and like the blood matched
someone being alive not someone being dead beforehand so and injuries and
bruises on Kevin's face were consistent with a hit from the butt of a rifle or
another blunt object so this is fucking pre-mortem right so in grand jury
testimony the lead pathologist said that the boys quote were either incapacitated
knocked unconscious possibly even killed their bodies placed on the tracks and
the train overran their bodies so in 1988 the grand jury reversed the ruling of
accidental death and ruled the deaths to be probable homicides okay great awesome
movement for one here we go but even then dr. Malik has said that he said
that he didn't believe anybody quote laid a finger on those boys like he
refused to believe it he wouldn't give over a bunch of like evidence he wouldn't
give over shit he was just like fighting it tooth and nail now here's the thing
and this is a time where you know this is when doctors made a shit ton of money
and they were like the end all be all of knowledge of all knowledge sure and and
part of that it's like Alec Baldwin in that movie where he's like I'm not at
playing God I am God where they really that's part of it dirty rock yeah love
that movie but I think now the part of the advancements I think of like
criminology I guess to be this dumb and broad that sounds correct it's just
essentially people going I don't know but I'm trying to put the story together
yeah not that you have to come in and be the final word expert because that's
just a setup to be wrong where people saying I want a second opinion and the
doctor not being like fuck you right it's just like no you should get a second
opinion because what we should want here is the truth yeah solution not me to
win some game that that's not it really would happen and Dr. Malik was like a
hundred percent on board let me tell you some more information okay okay this is
where we get into the like here are the facts let's get into the fucking deep
dive mother this is the beginning of it so his controversial ruling alright so
this thing about Malik is he had this controversial ruling in the case of a
patient's death so there's this patient who died in a hospital and the woman
who was facing illegal issues was an at the the nurse anesthesia anesthesiologist
no an esthetist mm-hmm that's a hard one it is a hard okay she was a woman
named Virginia Kelly and he helped her in the in the case of a patient's death
helped her avoid legal issues while she was already facing negligence and
malpractice charges so he helped get her off by like writing these like you know
fudging it a little bit a little bit does the name Virginia Kelly sound
familiar Karen angel of death nope oh she is the mother of the man who during
the time of this case the grand jury case she's the mother of the fucking
governor of Arkansas bill fucking Clinton what wait huh Bill Clinton was
accused of malpractice she twice listen I am a fucking liberal as fuck why water
you think that I believe a thing a politician says either side oh no no
yeah this isn't political this is fucking
politician oh I think also if we've learned anything in the past two years is
that pretty much anyone involved in the government is crooked a shit a lying
liar who lies we're all being lied to just endless and if you've only learned
on the past two years then welcome to the fucking parade thank you I'm glad to
finally be here damn I really wanted that to not be Bill Clinton's month I
know I know I know I know but also you have more than one malpractice yeah sorry
we can't afford it like no the average person I mean okay so there is a I want
to really quickly say that there is a book and like you can't get all this you
can't get all the deep dives and all of this in any of the like articles and
there's like videos and documentaries and shit you have to read the boys on the
tracks by this woman a moral lever it she like gets into all of this shit which
I have to read I haven't read it yet but like it's like about the case and like
what malpractice suits there were and what happened which I've read about and
they're bananas okay all bananas okay great we just don't have time but so
Bill fucking Clinton he so this Dr. Malik reversed these fucking charges
against Bill Clinton's mom he's the governor of Arkansas okay so maybe that
the boys on the tracks was his first Malik's first fuck up right like the
first thing that he like ruled incorrectly okay well over his career
his rulings and testimonies became problematic in more than 20 additional
deaths no so he's the angel of death he's just postmortem right exactly there
are multiple instances showing that Malik testified erroneously in criminal
cases that his rulings were reversed by juries and that outside pathologist
challenged his findings and my god you need to read about it because it's
bananas I'll give you two fucking really great examples okay one case from 1985
a man was found shot dead in his yard Malik ruled the death of suicide but
this dude had been shot five times in the chest come on in another case a man
was found dead in his home and Malik attributed his death to an ulcer okay
but the dead man had been decapitated okay listen to me no no no hold up and
tell you before you listen to me hold up because there's more when Malik was
questioned about this before you listen to me Malik said that the man's the man
had been sitting in dead in his house for a while and that the dog had chewed
through his neck and chewed his head off what and that's how he got decapitated
even though it was a clean fucking slice and led to the testimony led to a
murder the murder leads suspect going free sir what is your what is your damage
seriously I was gonna say may I ask the eternal 80s question what is your damage
are you really gonna ask that yes what the fuck dude a hundred this this
immediately makes me think of that blood spatter expert in this staircase we're
just like how he got away with that multiple times and it's just worth
thinking of like wait he believes himself that's like the that's the
scariest thing that someone who like is clearly full of shit or lying or wrong
and and believes themselves yes that's the scariest thing yeah it's easy to get
carried away with like what knowing things means about you right well the
families tried to like argue like argue with dr. Malik initially of like this
how can you think like tried to reason with him dr. Malik got pissed off pulled
out the fucking autopsy photos of their children and tried to show the families
these photos sir and one of the fucking police officers or how to like be like
don't fucking do that dude like it this guy's very problematic okay okay when
Governor Bill Clinton was asked to comment about dr. Malik's bullshit he
praised dr. Malik's work and stated that the mistakes came from being overworked
and underpaid so dr. Malik had clearly fucked up the case of Don and Kevin
which Karen you and I would think would lead to a slap on the wrist or something
right well sure I would think yeah but no two months after the grand jury
ruling about the probable murder Clinton sent a proposal asking to raise Malik
salary by forty one point five percent yeah yeah yeah that's that's pretty
unforgivable exactly so here's just a great side note that I thought you would
like out of hearing about this pay raise two months later Linda Ives Kevin's
mother and other Malik haters formed an organization to like stop this from
happening it was called victims of Malik's incredible testimony and the
acronym vomit what's her name Linda Ives hell yes Linda I've vomit vomit how
great is that well also just how disgusting this is like to watch
somebody not only not help you that it's their job and it's what their duty is
there's like their sworn oath yeah is to help you and use their knowledge to
protect you and help you and whatever and this person is doing exactly the
opposite being terrible at it and then getting a raise for it that's just
praised by like the higher up that you would go to to point out the problem
because because he's done a favor for that higher right well yeah allegedly
rough allegedly allegedly allegedly who knows okay I know okay all right vote
Ross Perot all right okay this has been fun let's leave Malik behind he sucks
we hate him but let's dive him into a different fucking well what is it a
well sinkhole let's go to a different well like the girl from the the ring
yes and come out with a long black wet hair and then wet night count you will
and it says I'm fucking married fuck you I'm married all right here we go okay
clear had this is a new part okay so there's a police report filed seven
months after the deaths of Don and Kevin that that right reads quote
confidential informant states that she has been told that the area the two
boys died in is a drop zone for dope all right okay here we go mm-hmm so in the
years that surrounded the death of the boys residents near the tiny town of
meet the tiny Mina municipal airport in Western Arkansas it's about two hours
from Bryant where the boys lived Mina Mena mm-hmm the residents had complained
about low-flying aircraft late at night okay here we go it turns out that Mina
was a drug-running hub in the 80s and early 90s and was where and this is like
this isn't conspiracy this is this is like no yeah like you know everyone yes
that like solid testimony that this is a thing that this dude named Barry Seal
who was a cocaine smuggling kingpin operated out of the Mina Airport okay
which is like this tiny it was not makes perfect sense though yes because you're
not gonna be bringing it into you know yeah he's got these little he's got a
little Cessna I don't know is that a thing sure and yeah it's like a little
small place you drop the drugs you fucking go back over to tiny town you
pay off and people who see stuff and don't like it paid off pay everybody yeah
okay exactly so real quick this about Barry Seal which a net like a separate
deep fucking dive into this dude he's amazing amazingly awful fascinating
okay so at the point of the boys death he had already been assassinated by
Colombians so he's not involved in the murders it was his setup though yeah
right so initially he was hired by the DEA to fly a small his small plane over
the low over this over Central American countries taking photos of rebels so the
DEA was like take photos prove that like this drug smuggling cartel shit's
going on but then he became a double agent and began working with a Medellin
cartel and smuggling drugs so you go take the photos for the DEA fucking load
his car up with second drugs later days back over the perfect setup perfect
setup I think he eventually became a triple agent and like fucking ratted on
the cartel sure he did this guy was had no you know no honor none but what a
perfect hiding place is right like in the DEA's pocket exactly it's almost like
out of sight what was that movie no out of sight with Jennifer Lopez and George
Clooney no talk about it one with blow Johnny no yes but it's similar what's
that he's uh what's the one from um oh Jesus been risky and what's the other
one oh forget edit that out it's terrible but the guessing's fun is it
is this one for anyone um just me what's Casey Affleck's like original
partner's name I have to go from the very beginning partner then Affleck's
original partner's name Matt Damon right okay so oh you mean that this
Scorsese movie where it's the drug the drug yes the DEA agent Leonardo
Caprio yes oh it's not Matt Damon yes no Matt Damon's in it too okay and so is
Marky Mark Wahlberg what is it the un not the departed oh that's the departed
it is the departed I'm thinking of something else I was gonna say the
uninhibited I'm not joking some of the best content we've created so far edit
part of it leave it all in it's so glorious edit Casey Affleck out okay
leave that in okay please goes to rent the uninhibited at a red red box near
you where your pajamas you wear your pajamas the uninhibited is the porn
version of the departed okay yes oh my back hurts from laughing did you think
Leonardo Caprio was Matt Damon or you were just trying to get there I wouldn't
be surprised if I confused the two but I think I was trying to go Matt Damon got
it okay whoo that was awesome anyways for extra cash okay but of course the
high ups in the government like and it was like the FBI the CIA all the DEA
they all knew about Barry Seal being this you know undercover agent and they
also knew secretly that he was a double agent bringing drugs back but they looked
the other way for personal gain and they were like well he's doing us some
favors it's like the iron contra fucking times yes they needed him every one
could do it over the fuck they wanted and actually there's a movie starring and
I wrote this down so I won't forget starring Tom Cruise that came out like a
year or two ago risky business yes that's secretly about no it's called
American made and it's about Barry seals oh did you see that no but I'm fine
and plans there's a cute blonde wife I didn't see that one but there was also a
movie that I feel like is similar plot that had Matthew McConaughey and he was
the pilot oh sorry that was about gold not drugs there's one that was made in
91 that was like one of the old-timers what like but this is you know before one
of the old-timers like a Barrymore John Barrymore we're seeing John Barrymore
Lionel Barrymore and his brother John okay so the drugs are brought in from
South America to crazy these like hangers at these like small municipal
airports and that one of them was the tiny Nina municipal airport but local
authorities who like weren't in on the tape or so didn't like noticing it so
they put up like lights and kind of like made it so that it wasn't as easy for
them so instead of landing at the airport they started dropping small
parcels of drugs across the state and surrounding states from planes like they
fucking made their cessnas have fucking doors and shit okay so one of these
drop sights was supposedly in a clearing near the tracks where the boys were
found mm-hmm so remember the boys went out like fucking hunting and shit
spotlighting do you mind if I say one theory that I have so fucking tibley just
based on the information you've told me so far they were out in those woods to do
their stun hunting or whatever it's called and there was cops out in those
woods trying to find people at the drop-off and they killed those boys
accidentally and then tried to set it up themselves incorrect dang it well I just
want to throw it up incorrect it gets worse dude and that okay so in the years
following the murder of Don and Kevin a few different eyewitnesses start to come
forward slowly like in the early 90s and when combined those their stories tell
the story of what happened that night okay and the first the person came
board was a kid named Tommy Nighhouse at the time of the murders he's around
12 years old but he's about 19 when he comes forward finally or some 18 I don't
know he says that the night of the murders he was with some friends in the
woods by the tracks and they spotted from the woods and like some bushes they're
hiding and they spot a group of men a couple men on the tracks and they're
hiding in the bushes and they witnessed two boys Kevin and Don approaching the
men along the tracks carrying their rifles just doing going along doing their
fucking thing and when Kevin and Don saw the group of men on the tracks further
ahead of them the boys hesitate and then start to turn around the other way but
they're called by one of the men to come towards them and when Kevin and Don
hesitated according to Tommy a shot is fired and they don't know if it's from
Don's gun or like you know a warning shot something whatever happens Kevin and
Don take the fuck off yeah Tommy this kid recognizes one of the men on the
tracks because his mom is dating him so he's like a hundred percent sure it's
him the man is prosecutor Dan Harmon goes back remember the dude he was in
charge of the grand fucking journey and saying I should take care of this uh-huh
saying put me on this case I'm gonna fucking exhume the bodies and and depose
these fucking people why it's Dan fucking Harmon what mm-hmm okay after coming
forward Tommy passes polygraph tests he's put into protective custody he gives
video statements of what he witnessed the night of Kevin and Don's murders
meaning he's a fucking reliable witness yeah the boys so then the story goes on
that the boys that based on witness testimony ran into their friend named
Keith Coney who gave him a lift on his motorcycle to the local grocery store to
to a payphone located there so the next part of the story that was observed that
had a witness I was observed by a man named Ronnie Goodwin who told state
police that he was driving by when he saw two boys in the parking lot of the
grocery store and when and then two two officers showed up and they're unmarked
but recognizable that it was a cop car because of the fucking antennas and shit
they show up in their cruiser to the boys yeah Ronnie drives past pulls into
another lot and witnesses the officers beating the two boys including one of
the officers hitting one of the boys with the butt end of a rifle and then
throwing them into the back of the cruiser and heading towards a dirt road
that leads to the tracks and this is probably before the grand jury
testimony is like the hat happened is available so getting hit in the face
with a butt of a fucking rifle isn't something that was like probably well
known right and it's incredibly specific and at least as you said that very
specific like wound and mark exactly which I'm sure old Ronnie Goodwin like
who knows he could have been the principal of the high school he could
have been the guy that hangs out sure grocery store parking lot but all the
sudden that's somebody that has a true fact yeah that like can lie and
operated exactly which is must be bone-chilling to whoever the 90s cop is
that's starting to like listen to these stories Dan Harmon oh you mean the good
one not the bad one you whoever right whoever's there it was ever the detective
going yeah I'll take I'll take your statement on this old murder well let
me tell you about them okay sorry they're all in it's just so crazy okay so
eventually and you'll read about it in the boys on the tracks there's three
witnesses that eventually come forward to corroborate the grocery store story
two of them two of those witnesses are murdered when they were called to testify
about this in the new grand jury hearing there's a new grand jury hearing
eventually that comes together and two of these guys are murdered what I'll
tell you about it a minute the next witness to come forward is a woman named
okay this fucking woman I mean love her forever her name's Charlene Wilson and
she's basically like the night like what you would have done in the 80s which is
look if you looked fucking hot and you're like I'm gonna date everyone and do
drugs and have the most fun of my life oh yes and she's this fucking gal and
she's just having a blast she's doing whatever she's fucking around
Charlene Wilson had kind of had a come-to-Jesus moment and she gave secret
testimony to the federal investigation including a videotape confession as well
as a four-page confession letter signed in front of three local office
officials in May 93 so once the sup was overshoot had this like I'm not gonna do
this shit anymore be sure so 93 she comes forward with her story so at the
time of the boys on the tracks murder is Charlene was dating Dan Harmon and she
claimed that she had been on the tracks that night with Harmon and a guy named
Keith McCaskill who's a meth dealer and known police informant and a couple of
other people including two fucking local cops for a drug drop so you
saying that the cops accidentally shot them no the cops were fucking in on it
the cops were there to fucking be muscle for Dan Harmon and this drug drop
because and they were there because she told them in the summer of 1987 so like
before right before this happened that summer one of the drugs drops disappeared
so they think that fucking local kids grab the drugs and fucking ran did it's
a bag of coke I mean yeah it's a big duffel bag fills a million dollars so
many parties a parking lot at the grocery store exactly so Dan Harmon who's
like on the who's like the fucking kingpin of this is fucking pissed off so
he brings out some of his men to watch the delivery on the night that Kevin and
fucking Don are walking by oh and they're expecting a delivery of three to
four pounds of cocaine and five pounds of weed and Charlene was supposed to
make the pick up that night but she had been quote highballing which is a mixture
of cocaine and crystal meth girl was totally quote strung out yeah you were
mm-hmm that's such a crazy combination that's like when you get a just yeah red
eye and you put a shot of espresso into coffee where it's just like don't pick a
lane you don't and she there's an so there's this really great not great it's
this great it tells you a lot of documentary called obstruction of
justice the mean connection which is on YouTube and you and she's interviewed
in it and this fucking she's like she's not in heavy metal parking lot because
she's fucking backstage with the band yeah and she probably got clean she
probably got sober and then her and she was just like kept telling her sponsor
like me I can't sorry go ahead oh you you're on the right track except that's
the sliding glass door the sliding door theory oh okay you're right so she's
supposed to make the pick up highballing they told her to wait in the car
where they go to the drug like to get pick it up and she didn't tell she saw
the little kid Tommy you remember him yes running from the gunshot thing
whatever it's a little cloudy okay she gets out of the car she goes over to
where the men who had intercepted a group of boys at the drop site which is
fucking Tommy and Don and maybe their friend Keith right motorcycle and who
maybe got away so according to Charlene some of them had managed to get away
maybe Keith but Kevin and Don were captured and when she got there Dan
Harmon's men interrogated them as they were lying on the ground face down
hands tied behind their back and they were kicked and beaten and finally
executed so Charlene's like this is the story she knows it for a fact yeah
shit there's more to like just fucking read it so the group of men led by Dan
Harmon then loaded the rest of the drug drop into the car they wrapped Kevin and
Don up in a tarp from Wilson's car and put them in the trunk of the car and
then they moved the quote they moved up the track a little ways and remove the
boys and laid them across the tracks and according to Charlene she says at that
point she freaked out and started running away from the scene she's like I'm on
math and coke and you just fucking killed a bunch of people like killed two
teenage boys I mean imagine also but just I understand it's just drug use and
she probably was like by that point that was just like standard fare for her but
if you have to go do something as stressful as is like a drug drop yeah
how are you on white drugs anyway and then like of course something horrible
happens I mean it's the answer to a lot of things were it was the 80s yes that's
right that was the 80s didn't know meth was bad for us back then it was given to
us as a diet pill it was a fun bump just to get you past that midnight era you
know oh this is beside this is just me talking shit out of school but she was
this chick Charlene was also the ex of a man who had been convicted hit with
a convicted drug felon his name was Roger Clinton uh-oh he was the half
brother of Bill Clinton oh shit just this just an aside no we heard a lot
about Roger Clinton in the Clinton era where he was he was troublemaker yeah
they were like don't bring him up yeah where does this go to the all the fucking
way the chop okay so okay this is crazy I know Harman Dan Harman so then Dan
Harman then there's this new grand jury that like does convenes to fucking
figure it out Dan Harman uses that grand jury to find out what he could about
who had informed on him so he's in charge of the grand jury and he's calling all
these people and getting all these fucking secret documents to find out
about what they knew about him which is not can't see can't be legal no seems
unfair and it's to make it a really yeah and make it appear like they were
suspects and the purpose was to discredit those witnesses so that if he ever
got arrested and charged with drug charges he could say that it was
retaliation for this grand jury trial so he called everyone he'd ever been in
fucking bed with to be like no no they're just retaliating against me now
when he has this drug trial sure that's in that's in Mara Leveritz book the
boys on the tracks okay so we're getting there Rome's done so Keith
McCaskill who was the one of the guys on the tracks that night who was like the
informant in the meth dealer before the grand jury they called him to speak at
the grand jury he gets stabbed to death in his driveway before he can fucking
testify Keith Coney the boy on the fucking motorcycle he dies in a mysterious
motorcycle crash crash just a few months after Don and Kevin had died and had
he had refused to tell authorities what he knew and saw and he would only tell
his father that quote it was the cops who killed Kevin and on so he is on his
motorcycle the motorcycle crashes it looks like he's being chased he maybe
had his throat slit before he crashed but there was no autopsy what's it called
you know requested so we don't know what yeah but the grand the grand jury did
rule conclusively this time not probable homicide but definite homicide about
Kevin and Dawn's murder eventually Dan Harmon finds out about our fucking
girlfriend's testimony and so in 1992 Dan Harmon sets her up and personally
busts her for a small amount of drugs plus weapons charges he fucking set her
up yeah he arrests her personally hands her the fucking like cuts her
arrest her even though he'd been dating her and like having her as her his drug
meal wow he prosecutes the case against her this seems unfair uh-huh it's her
first drug offense which usually is fucking probation right he offers her a
plea bargain of 116 years she says go fuck yourself she gets sentenced to 31
years in jail I can't tell for sure but I think she's still fucking there no
yeah it's been 31 years it's been like 32 years and so it's been 30 years yeah
I don't know where she's I it's hard to find her which I would do the same thing
if I were her I would be very hard to find yes for real so when anyone of
authority tried to look into the case including this woman this another fucking
heroine named Jean Duffy she gets appointed federal narcotics investigator
in town she's newly appointed in the 90s she starts down cut she's told like
don't hate her like hiring command is like don't look hey just have like
welcome to the office like good luck with everything here's a fucking cactus
whatever by the way don't look into any drug charges against anyone in our like
circle like anyone in you know our jurisdiction yeah yeah just don't look
into just don't do that okay goodbye enjoy your fucking ficus which then anybody yeah
and she would be like I'm just guess I'm gonna just look through a couple of
these files and she's interviewed in this fucking documentary and she's just
like the loveliest 90s haired woman you've ever seen sure so she did so she's
newly appointed in the 90s she starts to uncover the cover-up of the boys death
Dan Harmon fucking loses his shit and starts to go on the attack and she when
she realizes he's part of it he leads a smear campaign against this lovely
fucking woman with 90s hair accusing her of everything from embezzling funds to
child abuse and the paper the newspapers and the fucking journalists are like
in on it and like anything Dan Harmon says about her they'll fucking print yeah
so then he tries to subpoena her to find out everything she had on him
including secret informants and she's like you can't do that she starts to
fear for her fucking life because she refused to turn shit over which is a
which meant she would have gone to prison and she got like a secret
informant was like hey they're gonna kill you in prison that's their fucking
plan yeah so she goes into fucking hiding eventually after a long shit she
becomes a teacher in Texas which is like yeah dude don't don't and that 90s hair
is like it's now it's some weirdly 50s hair exact same but fucking Jean Duffy
that poor woman had like a great career as like a fucking honorable person instead
I mean that's talk about like there's a podcast I want to listen to yeah is all
the people that went in to like yes those kind of positions with noble
intentions and got caught up in shit like a hundred percent like people quit
when she because she got fired from her job because she couldn't do her job
correctly because Dan Harmon was waging this war against her so like five of
her informants like you know not informants but they were like cops who
were like on her side yeah they fucking quit so those dudes like would have had
these incredible jobs and ladies all right so almost I swear in 1996 Dan
Harmon finally gets fucking caught for his shit he's convicted of racketeering
conspiracy extortion and drug possession with intent to distribute he gets
ten years he's released in nine years and then he got arrested and drug charges
again in 2010 I can't tell I think he's still in prison hmm but like everything
turns out he was completely the fucking drug kingpin this whole time wow later
in the 2000s and on one of the police officers who was alleged to have been on
the tracks that night and beaten and taken to the boys to the tracks this guy
named Jay Campbell who had like gotten higher and higher and up he and his wife
were arrested on many drug charges and sentenced to decades long terms in jail
so like they're all fucking in on this yeah the families of Kevin and Don are
still not receiving cooperation from the saline County Sheriff who happens to be
a guy named Rodney Wright who is he he's fucking Dan Harmon's nephew no as
recently as 2016 Linda Ives who has not fucking given up the fight has filed
suit against multiple government agencies for refusing to answer her
freedom of information act requests and for withholding info in regards to the
death so she's still fucking on this shit the government's responded to her suit
by asking the court to dismiss the suit because it's an on because it's an
ongoing investigation and the case is still open to this day she says it's
not a political issue with her because they were never a political family but
until the Arkansas political machine reached into their lives and destroyed
the twink tranquility that they had as a family yes and that's the fucking boys
on the tracks the fucking tip of the iceberg I mean dude but because I have
to say when I saw that on I'm sure it was unsolved mysteries where well all
that stuff where it's just like the weirdest it's clearly a setup of trying
to make it seem like boys committed suicide right when they were dead and it
only worked because everyone was in the pocket of everyone else yeah and like
when you look at that as a person who reads a lot of true crime or whatever
you're like well one of the options is there's a really bizarre serial killer
that yeah to kill people and then confuse people which is like you've never
heard yeah like it doesn't line up with any of that yeah completely lines up
with cover-up with you know like some people like I don't like conspiracy
theories but it's like this is the only fucking thing this like makes more sense
than the boys anything this doesn't this is the thing that oh like every little
puzzle piece goes and so it's not a fucking conspiracy theory there's proof
that all of these people you know they all went to prison later they all were
in each other's pockets Malik got fucking like fired and promoted to
something else when Bill Clinton became president like everyone and he did fucking
get Bill Clinton's mother out of you know all this legal bullshit yeah and
like Dan Harmon did fucking what like is proven that he was like the judge was
in on the take the fucking ever it's not a conspiracy well I mean it's it's
actually a true conspiracy theory right it's like the cons there are and that's
the thing we're starting to learn these days more and more is a lot of conspiracy
theorists were right and totally because they were freaked out by it or like yeah
you know weirdo like oh shit like the wormwood like on Netflix it's like yeah
they it's actually a known fact that they the CIA gave LSD to people who didn't
know about it to see how they would react that's not me being like a fucking
weirdo conspiracist right that's that's the truth it's simply the truth yeah well
and a lot of people who are like I don't like conspiracy theories or the kind of
people who are like I don't know I also don't like the truth right I just want
something that's not gonna rock the boat or like freak me out but they can they
confuse like aliens with the government doing something nefarious also small
town like we're talking about small town Arkansas yeah so this is you know
families relatives everybody who knows people it's all that's all those
relationships are that's how a lot of those towns is like I'm the sheriff now
you're gonna be the sheriff when I die yeah every we're gonna keep all the
secrets exactly where we have them and nobody mess around and like I mean
honestly what a great way to like conceal a murder yes you know the
trans coming at four fucking 30 and still in the dark how do we hide this you
know Dan Harmon was high as he was probably on what is it called this
speedball to oh yeah take it a little too far and they kill the boys what's a
great way to fucking hide this it's not it's not like it would have worked if
the fucking train conductor had never seen the boys that's right that's what
they thought was gonna happen or if the medical examiner had been legit and was
like you know know this blood is old there are these wounds like if the
parents had been people who believed in the government or hadn't you know raised
a fuss and how many did get away with it you know what I mean like how many out
there that they're like Linda Ivers wasn't there to fucking scream about it
that's right and call vomit on everything that's right yeah no that's
amazing and horrifying obviously yeah crazy I think that's one of my favorite
ones that's amazing well also because it's very satisfying yeah the second you
started talking about like the low low plane drops of drugs yeah like all right
now we're in a whole different thing this is not small-town America I want to
give there's an unexplained-mysteries.com website and there's a dude
name how would you say or I'm sorry a person it might be a lady I don't let's
say it's a French word Lumiex Lemieux Lemieux mm-hmm who like broke it the
fuck down in a way that was like he did or he or she did a thing that was like
based on all these people's testimonies here's what happened and like told the
story in a perfect way and I love that it was great because I can't even tell you
how much like how many fucking sites I've been doing for this it's really fun
like it's a fun rabbit hole yeah that's great yeah really fascinating yeah and
of course the boys in the tracks by Mara Leverett let's all read it it's our new
book yeah that sounds good oh my god fired up now also then it makes me think
of like I wonder if all those you know there's that there's an area I think it
well I'm sure every state has one but like there's that triangle in Massachusetts
where it's like crazy shit happens and don't go there it's haunted and all that
stuff and it's like that could be a drug drop like I wonder how many things like
that that are like urban areas of like the Blair Witch lives here and then all
the kids are like go there but then don't go any closer because people get
killed or whatever and it's just like don't go here because yeah we're just
shipping cocaine into this little cabin it makes me think that what's that place
where all the Columbia no the cocaine comes from no I know that one really
well what's the one where like the go and molest children it the the federal
credit union oh in Lincoln Nebraska yeah what's that place called the federal
credit union no it's the name of the credit union right no no but yeah it's
the Bohemian groves in California is that where they go there's a great last
podcast in the left about that whole story what's the federal credit union
that they talk about no that's the one that's Johnny gosh yes it's Johnny gosh
but then the Bohemian Grove is basically insanely rich leaders and it's right by
where I grew up Jesus yeah I know people that have like worked there as cater
waiters and stuff but they had they do all this weird shit and it's very
secretive can they have a cater waiter Enos and tell us what really fucking
happens there on Facebook I will join that subject immediately bohemian grover
Enos I mean there's people that say the only reason there's people talk about it
so much is just cuz it's all these rich politicians and millionaires and all the
stuff yeah and then there's the other people who are like oh no they have full
on pagan rituals and they they kill children or whatever it is and who knows
what the truth of it is it's just also fast because all of it is up and we're
never going to Arkansas sorry Arkansas but I now I'm not allowed I'm like not
allowed there anymore because of the story because of how many people you
call the fucking idiot I just implicated everyone and also Dan Harman's
gonna get a text at 2 a.m. of like I heard that the girls on my favorite
murder talking shit on you Dan like Dan Harmon Harmon town oh no leave Dan
Harmon town alone I went to his wedding he's a lovely man we love Dan Harmon
town um that's it what's your what do you want to blend right into your hooray I
just have a quick one because this was so fucking long and speaking and it
actually blends into the the mansions of the gilded age yeah Instagram I
actually have been tagged me and I think called an Instagram called cheap old
houses that I just am obsessed with on Instagram and it's just a someone who
posts houses that are under a hundred grand but they're like seven grand to
like a hundred grand that like old Victorians that you have to go live in
like wherever the fuck bum fuck maybe fucking Arkansas yeah but there are
these and they show you through the house so it's and they're empty but it
looks a little bit like abandoned porn which I love but also a little bit like
I would change the wallpaper in here it's just like it's a deep dive check it
out crazy cheap old house you could also along the same lines watch the movie
The Money Pit starring Tom and no no it was it's Diane from Cheers right my
friend Jennifer Geary and I watched that movie a hundred so good loved it so much
well mine this week is I just got super crazy and my friend Dave Messmer God
bless you Dave he's been my friend forever we were college roommates he told
me to watch Schitt's Creek like a year ago and I think it's because of the
title I was like I'm not into that broad stuff or whatever I started watching it
yesterday I watched it for two full days straight I love it it is my fucking
favorite there's three seasons of it on Netflix it's so brilliant and it is it
was created by Eugene Levy and his son Daniel his real name is Daniel Levy but
on the show his character's name is David and his sister's constant going
you David and it's my favorite and it's Eugene Levy and what's her face and
Catherine O'Hara plays the mother I would watch anything they're in it is so
good it is so well-written and it starts out like you know the rich people
that fall and then they have to live like poor people which we've seen it
before so I in my judgy judgy TV writer way I'm like no I don't have time for it
it's so hard-joke funny the characters are so good crazy Catherine O'Hara's
accents alone I could watch it like I'm already planning on rewatching all of it
well I told you I was looking through this because you told me that earlier and
there's a Schitt's Creek arena wait where is it shit we're shit arenas
S-T-H-I-T-T-E-R-I-N-O-S there's a shit arenas yeah I love it so you're gonna
join that there's Mimi I'm in it already tell us it's over you guys thanks
for listening to this long episode that was how much how long Stephen this isn't
even the longest episode I feel like because it was so much fun it doesn't
feel that long yeah that's right this was great it was only three hours and ten
minutes yeah thanks you guys for listening we so much for listening love
you for being here with us and we have the best time yep what a joy what a joy
it's occasion stay sexy and don't get murdered goodbye oh here he is the star of
stage is green Elvis want cookie
good boy