My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - 183 - Here We Back Are
Episode Date: August 15, 2019Karen and Georgia cover Jacob Wetterling and the Mothman legend & Silver Bridge collapse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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                                        Let me do this. Let me put this away.
                                         
                                        Turn the phone off.
                                         
    
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        I'm gonna scoot so I can see your face.
                                         
                                        I know. Okay.
                                         
                                        Good.
                                         
                                        Hello.
                                         
                                        Hello.
                                         
                                        Hello.
                                         
                                        Welcome back.
                                         
    
                                        Welcome back, everyone.
                                         
                                        It's season five.
                                         
                                        We all took two months off together.
                                         
                                        What did you guys do on your spring break?
                                         
                                        Oh, my gosh.
                                         
                                        Was it the best? Did you drive all around?
                                         
                                        Oh, my gosh. Did you have the top down and listen to Britney Spears?
                                         
                                        Did you flip off cops? You nut.
                                         
    
                                        What are you doing?
                                         
                                        Don't do that.
                                         
                                        That's crazy.
                                         
                                        Since we recorded a real episode.
                                         
                                        Two full months.
                                         
                                        And that was wild.
                                         
                                        And I missed it.
                                         
                                        It had been three years since we had taken a vacation.
                                         
    
                                        That's right.
                                         
                                        Since the very beginning of this podcast.
                                         
                                        We had not taken a meaningful break.
                                         
                                        Sure. I went home for Christmas.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        Once or twice.
                                         
                                        And we take a week off here and there and put up a live episode.
                                         
                                        Sure.
                                         
    
                                        By the way, we also had to do work on those shows, too.
                                         
                                        Work on those.
                                         
                                        Yes. The live episodes are harder
                                         
                                        because you have to stand up the whole time
                                         
                                        and wear an outfit.
                                         
                                        And be charming as best as you can.
                                         
                                        Keep an audience with you for a low
                                         
                                        about two hours.
                                         
    
                                        Sometimes four hours.
                                         
                                        I mean, it depends on what city we're in.
                                         
                                        And how long we want to talk to those people.
                                         
                                        And listen, if the home town goes long, then the home town goes long.
                                         
                                        We just stand there.
                                         
                                        But here we back are.
                                         
                                        Here we are back.
                                         
                                        I just took a shot of
                                         
    
                                        Paul Holt's
                                         
                                        McClellan 12.
                                         
                                        We're here at the exactly right studios
                                         
                                        that we share with Billy Jensen
                                         
                                        and Paul Holt's Murder Squad.
                                         
                                        We let them record here.
                                         
                                        We share the space.
                                         
                                        We lovingly share the space
                                         
    
                                        like family where you steal people's stuff
                                         
                                        and go tell them about it.
                                         
                                        I went over to look at our alcohol selection
                                         
                                        and I see hidden behind it
                                         
                                        thing of Knob Creek.
                                         
                                        No, Paul, you don't hide.
                                         
                                        I pay right here. It ain't that way.
                                         
                                        I'm taking a shot.
                                         
    
                                        That's right.
                                         
                                        And then Jago's people noticed.
                                         
                                        Jay's sitting in his kitchen office.
                                         
                                        I just stole a cop's whiskey.
                                         
                                        He's retired. He can't do shit.
                                         
                                        I feel badass.
                                         
                                        What's your, what do you want to share?
                                         
                                        I have a whole thing of just, you know,
                                         
    
                                        updates.
                                         
                                        I mean, two months worth of updates.
                                         
                                        This is going to be the longest update section we've ever done.
                                         
                                        Let me just take another shot.
                                         
                                        Hi, how are you?
                                         
                                        Okay, well, here's some news.
                                         
                                        Paul, we drank all your McClellands.
                                         
                                        Don't be mad.
                                         
    
                                        Don't be mad. And if you are, that's fine too.
                                         
                                        You're allowed to have your emotions, but you're fired.
                                         
                                        As a fired person.
                                         
                                        Then we hire you back.
                                         
                                        That's right. At a lower rate.
                                         
                                        Do it.
                                         
                                        What's the most exciting thing, I guess?
                                         
                                        Live shows? Should we talk about live shows?
                                         
    
                                        Sure.
                                         
                                        We're going to get all the information there.
                                         
                                        It's November 1st and 2nd. It's going to be freaking awesome.
                                         
                                        It's going to be like, like Murderino Con.
                                         
                                        Is that a thing?
                                         
                                        Yes. It's going to be a small,
                                         
                                        beautifully appointed Murderino Con.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        Where we get to hang out with roughly,
                                         
                                        how many?
                                         
                                        A couple thousand?
                                         
                                        A couple thousand people who feel like hanging out in a weekend in November.
                                         
                                        In Santa Barbara.
                                         
                                        In Santa Barbara watching live shows, live podcasts from
                                         
                                        the Exactly Right Network.
                                         
                                        Arts and crafts.
                                         
    
                                        And then you guys are going to have your own meetups too,
                                         
                                        which I think is going to be great.
                                         
                                        Everyone's going to be saying there's participating hotels,
                                         
                                        so you're just going to be overrun by your friends.
                                         
                                        It's going to be great.
                                         
                                        That's right. I have a pitch.
                                         
                                        And listen, Marty's totally down for this.
                                         
                                        What if Marty and Jen...
                                         
    
                                        I already have weird chills. No.
                                         
                                        I'll say no now, but keep going.
                                         
                                        Host a bingo night.
                                         
                                        Just absolutely not.
                                         
                                        Ben said he'll emcee it so that anyone can understand
                                         
                                        what they're saying.
                                         
                                        And the whole time, neither of them can hear anything.
                                         
                                        So they're going to be yelling what?
                                         
    
                                        It's going to be a silent bingo.
                                         
                                        I shouldn't have said no before you got the idea out.
                                         
                                        That's my bad.
                                         
                                        That's fair. Why do you think I'm saving it for recording
                                         
                                        and not telling you in a text, even though I was so excited about it?
                                         
                                        You know what? Here's what I'm thinking.
                                         
                                        It's only mid-August.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        That means we have three months to try to convince Jim
                                         
                                        to come down for this weekend.
                                         
                                        Marty's already coming no matter what.
                                         
                                        Of course Marty's coming.
                                         
                                        But Jim is the anti-Marty.
                                         
                                        He is fiercely private like my dogs.
                                         
                                        I think I'm like a brawl.
                                         
                                        Like a bar room brawl.
                                         
    
                                        Marty and Jim?
                                         
                                        Jim would beat the shit out of skinny Marty.
                                         
                                        Listen, Jim has spent his life beating the shit out of people.
                                         
                                        I heard some stories.
                                         
                                        Just as a sidebar,
                                         
                                        when we went on our 10-day Hawaiian vacation,
                                         
                                        we forced my dad to go on.
                                         
                                        He won't even go on a Hawaiian,
                                         
    
                                        a tropical Hawaiian vacation.
                                         
                                        I don't need that.
                                         
                                        I don't like this.
                                         
                                        I heard some stories.
                                         
                                        Yeah, he's a
                                         
                                        street fighter that Jim killed.
                                         
                                        Good for him.
                                         
                                        But I'm sure he'd love Marty and I'm sure
                                         
    
                                        he might be into this hang. I don't know.
                                         
                                        Well, my dad is about as to one time he and his friends
                                         
                                        dressed up like the pointer sisters and did a lip-sync.
                                         
                                        I'm so excited.
                                         
                                        I feel like it's an even fight.
                                         
                                        This could be in an anything-can-happen situation.
                                         
                                        My friend Doug
                                         
                                        who's going to be DJing
                                         
    
                                        his incredible French pop where he also
                                         
                                        projects the videos, the old French pop music.
                                         
                                        Love it.
                                         
                                        He wants to do a karaoke night too. He's obsessed with karaoke.
                                         
                                        Amazing.
                                         
                                        Totally. I think we're going to have all kinds of
                                         
                                        cool things planned.
                                         
                                        I personally love the bingo idea genuinely.
                                         
    
                                        Because you know how I feel about games like that.
                                         
                                        Bingo's the best.
                                         
                                        How about an UNO tournament?
                                         
                                        I have UNO in my purse right fucking now.
                                         
                                        UNO to the death.
                                         
                                        I also
                                         
                                        wouldn't be against a trivia night which
                                         
                                        clearly I've pitched many times and no one answers
                                         
    
                                        when I say it.
                                         
                                        So I don't think anybody else is really interested in organizing it.
                                         
                                        I think Vince will do it.
                                         
                                        I mean, you'd have to write questions and stuff.
                                         
                                        It's like a whole thing.
                                         
                                        Steven, get your listen.
                                         
                                        Pen and paper out.
                                         
                                        We can do it all. What we're saying is won't you join us
                                         
    
                                        on this amazing weekend in Santa Barbara?
                                         
                                        My favorite weekend.com
                                         
                                        gives you all the details, etc.
                                         
                                        And then we're also doing
                                         
                                        our next show
                                         
                                        after that is a UK and Ireland tour.
                                         
                                        And we added a Dublin
                                         
                                        show on November 25th
                                         
    
                                        and a London show on November 28th.
                                         
                                        So there's going to be two shows in both those.
                                         
                                        There's also Manchester and Glasgow.
                                         
                                        I don't know what's sold out yet, but you can go get those tickets.
                                         
                                        And it's going to be really fun.
                                         
                                        There's still tickets left
                                         
                                        for the UK and Ireland.
                                         
                                        That's right.
                                         
    
                                        They're different places. They're not the same.
                                         
                                        We deal with it. We know.
                                         
                                        We know because we went there and we're wrong about things.
                                         
                                        Never. This is how you learn.
                                         
                                        This is how you grow.
                                         
                                        Take another shot.
                                         
                                        The fan cult is fucking booming.
                                         
                                        Our website in general and our fan cult
                                         
    
                                        have become next fucking level.
                                         
                                        My favorite murder.com. Check it out.
                                         
                                        But the fan cult is going to now have
                                         
                                        an exclusive merch store
                                         
                                        where you're going to get shit that you can only get
                                         
                                        on the fan cults.
                                         
                                        All new stuff. It's going to be fucking awesome.
                                         
                                        It's going to be specifically developed
                                         
    
                                        with you and mine, fan cult members for you and mine.
                                         
                                        We were very passionate about what we picked out.
                                         
                                        We're also doing videos
                                         
                                        every fan cult Friday.
                                         
                                        There's one up right now that anyone can watch
                                         
                                        with Steven and Jay
                                         
                                        of A Would You Rather
                                         
                                        and then there's also
                                         
    
                                        we're doing like unboxings
                                         
                                        and we're doing question and answers
                                         
                                        and would you rather and it's a lot of fun.
                                         
                                        So check that out.
                                         
                                        My favorite murder.com.
                                         
                                        I want to talk about Exactly Right Network
                                         
                                        real quick. Oh yeah.
                                         
                                        The Percast. Their episode this week is
                                         
    
                                        they talked to the rock stars of the trap and release community.
                                         
                                        How fucking cool is that?
                                         
                                        I love it so much. Oh, you're doing like a TV
                                         
                                        guide for Exactly Right right now.
                                         
                                        That's right. Great idea. Okay, TV guide.
                                         
                                        Season five of The Fall Line is up.
                                         
                                        You can hear episode one on our feed and make sure
                                         
                                        you subscribe to The Fall Line.
                                         
    
                                        It's a fucking great season and really important.
                                         
                                        Yes, they do amazing work on The Fall Line.
                                         
                                        Jensen and Holes, Murder Squad,
                                         
                                        The Boozehounds.
                                         
                                        They have Morgan Bauer, her missing
                                         
                                        person's case this week.
                                         
                                        This podcast will kill you is doing a
                                         
                                        wildlife disease called
                                         
    
                                        chitridomicosis.
                                         
                                        Probably.
                                         
                                        And all the chitridomicosis
                                         
                                        fans out in the audience are like,
                                         
                                        what? She said it wrong.
                                         
                                        They're doing our thing. And tell us who the guest
                                         
                                        this week is on Do You Need a Ride?
                                         
                                        Do You Need a Ride? Is it this week?
                                         
    
                                        No, on Monday it's our
                                         
                                        solo night ride episode.
                                         
                                        Oh, that's right. Chris and I and Steven
                                         
                                        go out into the night.
                                         
                                        It's scary though.
                                         
                                        Turn the lights off? Yeah, we drive around
                                         
                                        with no headlights on and we hit
                                         
                                        16 bird scooters.
                                         
    
                                        No, we just had to...
                                         
                                        It's that kind of thing where when we all
                                         
                                        plan stuff out, no one ever
                                         
                                        thinks, oh, we record everything on Monday.
                                         
                                        Like, Steven is sitting there going,
                                         
                                        well, I could record with you guys either 11 in the
                                         
                                        morning or 8 o'clock at night. Those are your two
                                         
                                        choices because I got stuff all day long,
                                         
    
                                        which is brand new and exciting.
                                         
                                        So we did an 8 o'clock at night
                                         
                                        and then in the future we're going to record on different
                                         
                                        days than, like, say
                                         
                                        the murder squad or whatever.
                                         
                                        Oh, but do you know, Steven
                                         
                                        had just finished recording
                                         
                                        a murder squad. This is future episodes because
                                         
    
                                        they had to do them all at once because Paul Holes is in
                                         
                                        town. And
                                         
                                        it's the case that I
                                         
                                        did. Yeah, the
                                         
                                        Neil Falls is the person
                                         
                                        that we talked about who you covered.
                                         
                                        The Las Vegas Live show. The guy
                                         
                                        that worked at the Hoover Dam that creeped everybody
                                         
    
                                        out and got killed by a sex worker
                                         
                                        who picked up the gun and shot him back at us.
                                         
                                        They talk to her. No, they don't.
                                         
                                        Had their soul. We had her on
                                         
                                        as a guest and that comes out
                                         
                                        sometime in the future in the next couple months. So that's
                                         
                                        kind of a teaser teaser. They might not want us to put
                                         
                                        that in there because it's a future teaser. No, do it.
                                         
    
                                        But I am so excited to listen to that
                                         
                                        episode. That's incredible. Because Steven
                                         
                                        said, oh, we just had this interesting
                                         
                                        one about a guy they're not sure if he's a serial killer.
                                         
                                        And I was like, what's this?
                                         
                                        Like finally break out of my
                                         
                                        own bubble. They're doing such
                                         
                                        important shit. I'd have chills if I wasn't
                                         
    
                                        lightly sweating in this really hot
                                         
                                        fucking office. But also
                                         
                                        it's the cool thing about murder squad
                                         
                                        is because they need help. These are cold
                                         
                                        cases. They need help. So
                                         
                                        they have, you know, that guy in particular
                                         
                                        it's so frustrating because clearly
                                         
                                        when he attacked Heather, this was not the first time
                                         
    
                                        that he had attacked or killed
                                         
                                        anybody. He had a kill kit. He
                                         
                                        creeped out everybody that was
                                         
                                        anywhere near him that like there's
                                         
                                        information to be gleaned
                                         
                                        about who else this guy did it to.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Who's people who, the people who
                                         
                                        aren't being spoken for. Right. I'm so
                                         
    
                                        excited to see where that goes. Me too.
                                         
                                        Yeah. It's very, very exciting.
                                         
                                        Citizen sleuths. That's what he called
                                         
                                        them, right? Yep. I have one in my story
                                         
                                        today. Do you really? I'm like really excited
                                         
                                        about it. Having you been like chomping
                                         
                                        at the bit. Yeah. To do this again.
                                         
                                        I have been really excited and then
                                         
    
                                        I've also been really nervous about what
                                         
                                        story I'm going to come back with. Right.
                                         
                                        And as soon as I started like doing the
                                         
                                        research, I was like, oh, I forgot how
                                         
                                        much fucking fun. I mean, not fun. This is
                                         
                                        terrible and horrible. But I'm enjoying
                                         
                                        like research is so much fun. Well,
                                         
                                        it's, it feels great to have your mind
                                         
    
                                        occupied by something that you're
                                         
                                        genuinely fascinated by. Yeah. You're
                                         
                                        using the word fun because actually
                                         
                                        it's you're fascinated. Fascinated.
                                         
                                        You're, you're unbelievably
                                         
                                        upset. Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        But passionate. You're passionate. If
                                         
                                        passionate started with an N. That was
                                         
    
                                        my acronym, fun. Passion.
                                         
                                        What it really stands for. Passionate
                                         
                                        with a capital N. This is like what school
                                         
                                        must have been like for other people that enjoyed it.
                                         
                                        For smart people who were encouraged.
                                         
                                        Right. It's like writing a book
                                         
                                        report of a book I actually like. But you
                                         
                                        actually read. Yeah, I was like into. Instead
                                         
    
                                        of me looking at the cover of Silas Marner
                                         
                                        and going, this is about an old man
                                         
                                        for sure.
                                         
                                        Yes, we know for a fact. An old man
                                         
                                        is in this book. Keep writing about that.
                                         
                                        And just what are old men like? Yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, this guy is especially bent over
                                         
                                        at the shoulder mid back area.
                                         
    
                                        I did want to bring up a couple
                                         
                                        things that have happened
                                         
                                        while we were, I was going to say
                                         
                                        out of town, but that's not
                                         
                                        technically, that's not the case.
                                         
                                        And the most exciting I would say
                                         
                                        is when we were
                                         
                                        on tour last time
                                         
    
                                        in the UK, the last time we were back there
                                         
                                        two years. We did
                                         
                                        Steven, was it 2016? No.
                                         
                                        2018. It was definitely 2018.
                                         
                                        I always remember the great
                                         
                                        Elvis throw up laptop of 2018.
                                         
                                        Oh, that's right.
                                         
                                        That's how Steven marks time. I blocked
                                         
    
                                        that out. We were in Sweden
                                         
                                        and I get a text from Steven saying,
                                         
                                        hey, so Elvis throw up on my laptop
                                         
                                        and I'm taking it to the laptop doctor, but it
                                         
                                        doesn't seem to be working right now.
                                         
                                        Elvis throwing up
                                         
                                        on someone's laptop is the
                                         
                                        height of cat aggression.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, yeah. Why not throw up
                                         
                                        into Steven's mouth, Elvis?
                                         
                                        He did throw up. Okay.
                                         
                                        Nothing ever happened. Okay, gross.
                                         
                                        Okay, so we know for a fact it was 2018.
                                         
                                        We had an amazing
                                         
                                        show in Manchester at
                                         
                                        Saint, I want to call it Saint Mark's,
                                         
    
                                        but it was this, it was a converted
                                         
                                        church. Cathedral.
                                         
                                        That was just
                                         
                                        bewildering to do a
                                         
                                        show and it felt amazing. The audience
                                         
                                        was incredible and then
                                         
                                        after the show, we had
                                         
                                        a hometown
                                         
    
                                        from a woman named Chloe that was
                                         
                                        among the greats.
                                         
                                        Truly a great storyteller,
                                         
                                        a really fun person to spend
                                         
                                        time with and she tells the story
                                         
                                        of a woman
                                         
                                        named Helen McCourt who
                                         
                                        was murdered and
                                         
    
                                        at the end of the story
                                         
                                        she starts talking about how Helen's
                                         
                                        mother Marie is trying to get a law
                                         
                                        passed so that
                                         
                                        murderers who are convicted
                                         
                                        will not get parole if
                                         
                                        they refuse to reveal where the bodies
                                         
                                        of their victims are buried. Incredible.
                                         
    
                                        It's an incredible concept.
                                         
                                        It makes so much perfect logical
                                         
                                        sense and yet it's never been
                                         
                                        enacted, I don't think anywhere.
                                         
                                        And on July 5th,
                                         
                                        2019, Marie McCourt
                                         
                                        and all the people that signed
                                         
                                        all of those
                                         
    
                                        petitions. Which a ton of murdering
                                         
                                        post of that episode which is fucking incredible.
                                         
                                        That's right. All kinds of people got active
                                         
                                        and let their voice be heard
                                         
                                        and they passed Helen's law
                                         
                                        and now in England, Wales
                                         
                                        and Northern Ireland it is the law
                                         
                                        that if you don't reveal where your victims buried
                                         
    
                                        you don't get parole. Fuck yes.
                                         
                                        Amazing, amazing work. Congratulations.
                                         
                                        Good job you guys. Yeah, that's incredible.
                                         
                                        That's the kind of thing that like
                                         
                                        how exciting to be
                                         
                                        even adjacent to that. Yeah.
                                         
                                        So great job Chloe. Powerful.
                                         
                                        Chloe is the person who brought that
                                         
    
                                        to everyone's attention. Yeah.
                                         
                                        And then of course everyone else
                                         
                                        that actually got it done. That was
                                         
                                        such exciting news to get
                                         
                                        in the middle of vacation. That's when I was like
                                         
                                        I wish we were back. I missed it.
                                         
                                        We could talk about this for you. Yeah, for sure.
                                         
                                        So exciting. Then of course, you know
                                         
    
                                        season 2 of Dairy Girls
                                         
                                        premiered. The girls who live in
                                         
                                        London Dairy, Northern Ireland. Not Bill Fass.
                                         
                                        No. Totally different town. Different?
                                         
                                        They don't even like each other. No.
                                         
                                        No problem. Anyway. Have you been
                                         
                                        watching Euphoria
                                         
                                        on HBO? Oh yes.
                                         
    
                                        I love it so much. It's
                                         
                                        so good. Friend of the show,
                                         
                                        Maude Apatow is in it. And she's
                                         
                                        so cute and funny.
                                         
                                        Everyone is dressed up. It's Halloween.
                                         
                                        Everyone is dressed up as a sexy
                                         
                                        whatever. Sexy whatever. And she's
                                         
                                        dressed in full Bob Ross costume.
                                         
    
                                        Full
                                         
                                        Bob Ross dress. And I just
                                         
                                        love it. So it's just a perfect
                                         
                                        character. It's so good.
                                         
                                        She's darling. I love it. It's such
                                         
                                        a good show. The character cat
                                         
                                        is groundbreaking.
                                         
                                        Watching the trajectory now
                                         
    
                                        have not watched the end. I haven't either.
                                         
                                        Okay. So I still have to watch the last
                                         
                                        episode. I'm sure there's something terrible
                                         
                                        coming for all of us. It's terrible.
                                         
                                        But I
                                         
                                        just as a girl who grew up
                                         
                                        fat, watching that girl
                                         
                                        have this renaissance
                                         
    
                                        is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
                                         
                                        I love her. She's the coolest. She's
                                         
                                        gorgeous. But she's also like high school
                                         
                                        broken. And like I can't wait to
                                         
                                        see her. Like I want to see her in her 20s.
                                         
                                        Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Like get it
                                         
                                        like so finally she has it. Like I love
                                         
                                        her. She gets all together. I want to protect her.
                                         
    
                                        But I love the way that show
                                         
                                        is like here's all the
                                         
                                        different ways you can be a girl. Here's
                                         
                                        all the different versions. And here's
                                         
                                        all the different things that might happen to you.
                                         
                                        And here's the way that you don't
                                         
                                        have to be victim to it. Here's
                                         
                                        the way that you can rise up
                                         
    
                                        within it. I find it so
                                         
                                        I find it inspirational.
                                         
                                        I find the eyeshadow unbelievable.
                                         
                                        The one that looks like tears with the glitter.
                                         
                                        Oh my god. These kids
                                         
                                        are so good. How about a simple
                                         
                                        neon pink top line. Dude.
                                         
                                        Just why not go for it. I'm doing it.
                                         
    
                                        You know I decided to be a wig person
                                         
                                        on my break.
                                         
                                        On my summer vacation I decided
                                         
                                        to become a wig person. Maybe
                                         
                                        because of that show. And so I bought some pink
                                         
                                        wigs. And they look
                                         
                                        like wigs. Yeah. They don't look
                                         
                                        great. With the little bob
                                         
    
                                        like hot pink. Yeah. Sure. I just
                                         
                                        need better quality wigs. But I feel like
                                         
                                        the show is um, what's
                                         
                                        the word. Making me want to do stuff
                                         
                                        like that. Inspiration. Turns out I'm not
                                         
                                        16. That's true. I'm 39.
                                         
                                        But look. That's
                                         
                                        the opposite of 16. Listen.
                                         
    
                                        Hey. It's all in your mind.
                                         
                                        This is, we're on a timeline
                                         
                                        that goes by so fast. That's true. The difference
                                         
                                        between 16 and 39 is a blip.
                                         
                                        I don't feel any different. I do. You're not
                                         
                                        different. I'm not. None of us are.
                                         
                                        I mean these chits are still perky. Hey.
                                         
                                        They're not going anywhere. They are not.
                                         
    
                                        They are not. Until you're almost
                                         
                                        50. And I'm just like
                                         
                                        how are these getting lower? There's nowhere
                                         
                                        else for them to go. Yeah. The wrinkles
                                         
                                        in the morning are staying a little longer. Two.
                                         
                                        In my chest. There will be a day.
                                         
                                        There will be a day when you wake up
                                         
                                        and they don't go away. No.
                                         
    
                                        That's what happened. That was also from gaining
                                         
                                        weight. I got this red line
                                         
                                        where I was like, what's this? A cut?
                                         
                                        And it just was the like
                                         
                                        double chin line. Jesus. On the chin.
                                         
                                        It's like, guess what? We're here to stay. Yeah.
                                         
                                        Moving in. This is the pain. We're renting
                                         
                                        property. The pain has arrived. Good night.
                                         
    
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                                        I want to say
                                         
                                        okay, so I don't know
                                         
                                        who's first and I know Steven knows,
                                         
    
                                        but I feel like we, I saw him reaching
                                         
                                        for his second mic and like, I know, I know, I know.
                                         
                                        But I feel like we can do whatever we want.
                                         
                                        I feel like this is like a new season. It's so true.
                                         
                                        We could do whatever we want, so. Let's pick
                                         
                                        who we want to go first and then let's ask Steven
                                         
                                        if we're right. Okay, let's
                                         
                                        throw the runes.
                                         
    
                                        Do you want to go first? I don't care.
                                         
                                        Do you want to go last? I don't care.
                                         
                                        Mine's long and sad.
                                         
                                        Okay. And yours is?
                                         
                                        Mine's sad, but
                                         
                                        hopeful. Interesting.
                                         
                                        Okay, then I'm going to go first. Is that okay?
                                         
                                        Steven? Well, if we went off
                                         
    
                                        of our Mary Vincent episode,
                                         
                                        then
                                         
                                        you would go first, which technically
                                         
                                        is last week, but if we went off the last time
                                         
                                        we recorded. Too much information.
                                         
                                        Can I just say a really quick thing about
                                         
                                        the Mary Vincent episode? First of all,
                                         
                                        thank you everybody for voting
                                         
    
                                        and giving me a shit. So yeah, in the fan
                                         
                                        call, we had a vote for the top three episodes
                                         
                                        in those of the past three episodes that we
                                         
                                        posted. It was so fucking cool to see what
                                         
                                        you guys liked the most. Yeah.
                                         
                                        There's a couple people who piped up on Twitter
                                         
                                        to argue those where I wanted to go,
                                         
                                        hey friend, that's not her decision.
                                         
    
                                        It was, it's called voting.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Get out there
                                         
                                        now and in 2020. That's right.
                                         
                                        But I would like to say this about Mary Vincent,
                                         
                                        who is a living, breathing human being
                                         
                                        today.
                                         
                                        If that story moved you,
                                         
                                        if you were inspired
                                         
    
                                        by her strength and her
                                         
                                        fortitude and
                                         
                                        everything about that story, please donate
                                         
                                        to a local victims
                                         
                                        rights charity. Amazing.
                                         
                                        Because I think about that
                                         
                                        sometimes, you know, there's lots of people
                                         
                                        who like to ask us about
                                         
    
                                        victims and comedy
                                         
                                        and murder and all these different things
                                         
                                        and somehow, you know,
                                         
                                        like we are supposed to answer for all of that
                                         
                                        when we just are talking about true crime.
                                         
                                        But when things like that, when we are
                                         
                                        talking about real people and living people,
                                         
                                        those people
                                         
    
                                        do something in their name
                                         
                                        to make them feel like
                                         
                                        this is the good
                                         
                                        intended show that it is.
                                         
                                        Or at least if you
                                         
                                        feel like you want to, I guess, is what
                                         
                                        I want to say. Yeah. It's a good way to
                                         
                                        acknowledge what that person went through
                                         
    
                                        and what people who didn't survive went through
                                         
                                        and to, you know, it seems like
                                         
                                        you're just throwing money at it, but you're
                                         
                                        helping those people by doing that.
                                         
                                        I know who came up with that phrase, throwing money
                                         
                                        at it, because money is what makes things
                                         
                                        go. It works. It's what makes things work.
                                         
                                        It's a great solution.
                                         
    
                                        And it's what charities need when they're trying
                                         
                                        to help other people who go through really
                                         
                                        difficult things. So if you can do it
                                         
                                        and we realize that these days
                                         
                                        you either can do it or you can't, but if you can,
                                         
                                        that'd be a great thing to do in Mary Vincent's name.
                                         
                                        Or you can volunteer.
                                         
                                        Oh, I'm scared. I'm nervous about this one because
                                         
    
                                        I want to come back with a bang. This is one I didn't
                                         
                                        want to do live. Minnesota's most famous
                                         
                                        crime, arguably
                                         
                                        Jacob Wetterling. Oh, wow.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Let's do it.
                                         
                                        This is one of, this is the
                                         
                                        story that I started, I started
                                         
                                        to research and there's
                                         
    
                                        so many twists and turns in it. And of
                                         
                                        course, a lot of that information
                                         
                                        is from the incredible podcast In The Dark
                                         
                                        hosted by Madeline Barron.
                                         
                                        She's incredible. The first season
                                         
                                        of In The Dark is about Jacob Wetterling
                                         
                                        and the disappearance and it is fucking
                                         
                                        incredible. Yeah. Second season's insane too.
                                         
    
                                        She's so talented. The team
                                         
                                        that makes it so talented. And I got
                                         
                                        information from APM and from
                                         
                                        a blog called by a woman named
                                         
                                        Joy Baker, but I'll get into her later.
                                         
                                        Okay. So,
                                         
                                        all right. Here we go.
                                         
                                        11-year-old Jacob Wetterling
                                         
    
                                        was a totally normal American
                                         
                                        kid on a fucking totally normal
                                         
                                        Midwestern fall weekend. Picture
                                         
                                        it. Leaves. It's beautiful.
                                         
                                        In 1989. So he's 11
                                         
                                        years old, 1989. I think I was, I must have been
                                         
                                        nine years old. So totally fucking
                                         
                                        remember this happening. And
                                         
    
                                        St. Joseph, Minnesota is a totally
                                         
                                        normal American small town. It's just
                                         
                                        an hour from Minneapolis. The population
                                         
                                        is just about 2,500 people. So it's a
                                         
                                        small town, Midwest town.
                                         
                                        It's considered safe. Kids are allowed
                                         
                                        to play out on their own, left to their own devices
                                         
                                        and tell dark, which we all were. And I want
                                         
    
                                        to stress for our younger listeners that
                                         
                                        helicopter parenting is around
                                         
                                        because of stuff like this story.
                                         
                                        Yes. They had to be helicopter parents
                                         
                                        because they realized all the crazy things
                                         
                                        that happen when you let your kid just
                                         
                                        go live their lives on their own. Go be in the world.
                                         
                                        That's right. Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        So on the outskirts of town in a
                                         
                                        less populated, a little more rural
                                         
                                        area, dirt roads, corn fields,
                                         
                                        long driveways, that kind of thing. But it's
                                         
                                        not like, it's not secluded. It's just
                                         
                                        outside of town, of the small little town.
                                         
                                        At the end of a cul-de-sac live
                                         
                                        the Wetterling family. Patty
                                         
    
                                        and Jerry Wetterling had four kids.
                                         
                                        And Jacob, he's born
                                         
                                        on February 17th, 1978. He's
                                         
                                        the second oldest. And on the
                                         
                                        evening of Sunday, October 22nd,
                                         
                                        1989, Patty and Jerry are
                                         
                                        out at a function. And the kids are
                                         
                                        home alone, which is a totally normal
                                         
    
                                        thing back then. Constant. Yeah. And since
                                         
                                        there wasn't school the next day, a friend
                                         
                                        of Jacob's is over. And the two of them
                                         
                                        along with Jacob's little brother, it was
                                         
                                        just 10, they want to go run a movie
                                         
                                        at the local Tom Thumb. They,
                                         
                                        it's about a 15 minute bike right away.
                                         
                                        So they call Patty to get permission.
                                         
    
                                        And he's like, no fucking way. And then
                                         
                                        they're like, you know what we should do?
                                         
                                        They call back and ask to speak with Dad.
                                         
                                        And he's like, okay, but
                                         
                                        they're worried that, the thing that
                                         
                                        they're worried about is that they'll get hit by a car
                                         
                                        because they live in this rural area. There's no street
                                         
                                        lights, that sort of thing. So they make them bring
                                         
    
                                        a flashlight, wear a reflective vest. Like that's
                                         
                                        their worry then. Right. You know.
                                         
                                        Because that's, that was the worst that could
                                         
                                        happen in their, in their knowledge. Right.
                                         
                                        Yeah. And so they let the kids go.
                                         
                                        So it's just around
                                         
                                        10 p.m. It's just getting dark. The boys
                                         
                                        leave the Wetterling home and on the
                                         
    
                                        right of the store, they hear some wrestling in
                                         
                                        an overgrown area, but they don't think anything
                                         
                                        of it. And on their way back though,
                                         
                                        it's now dark and
                                         
                                        they rented Naked Gun, which is
                                         
                                        like the most normal fucking
                                         
                                        1989 thing to do.
                                         
                                        And just as the boys are about to ride
                                         
    
                                        by a long gravel driveway,
                                         
                                        a man steps out of the shadows
                                         
                                        pointing a revolver at them.
                                         
                                        It's just so crazy because you think of like
                                         
                                        kid being alone as the thing you need to
                                         
                                        worry about. Not with two, with two
                                         
                                        people. Right.
                                         
                                        Well, and that's where the buddy system
                                         
    
                                        kind of broke down. Right. That's where,
                                         
                                        that's how helicopter parenting
                                         
                                        came in. Where it's like, if there's not
                                         
                                        a mom within, you know,
                                         
                                        eyesight, then, then you
                                         
                                        have to figure out where another mom is.
                                         
                                        Yeah. It turns out kids need to be
                                         
                                        watched and kept safe from predators,
                                         
    
                                        but we didn't know that back then. Right.
                                         
                                        You know. Well, in this idea of predators,
                                         
                                        I think that was kind of the dirty
                                         
                                        secret. Yeah. That was the thing people
                                         
                                        weren't talking about. Right. Because it was
                                         
                                        inappropriate or it was wrong or whatever.
                                         
                                        Or like not in our area. There's not pedophiles
                                         
                                        in our area. Now, of course, we have
                                         
    
                                        what's the one that you can find a pedophile
                                         
                                        Yeah. In your neighborhood. Like PervNet or
                                         
                                        whatever. Yeah. And it's like they're just dotted
                                         
                                        everywhere. They're everywhere. Yeah. But we didn't know
                                         
                                        that back then. There was an innocent time. It was.
                                         
                                        Um, so
                                         
                                        the man has his face obscured by a
                                         
                                        black stocking cap. He's short and stocky
                                         
    
                                        and in a raspy voice that one of the boys
                                         
                                        later describes as sounding like he has a cold.
                                         
                                        He orders the boys to throw their bikes
                                         
                                        into a little ditch and then life faced out on the
                                         
                                        ground. He asks them how old they are.
                                         
                                        And when Trevor, the little brother, says
                                         
                                        10, the man tells him to run
                                         
                                        into this kind of nearby wooded
                                         
    
                                        area and not look back or else he'd get
                                         
                                        shot. So Trevor takes off running
                                         
                                        then the man forces
                                         
                                        Jacob and his friend Aaron to face
                                         
                                        him and he tells Aaron
                                         
                                        to run away and not look back
                                         
                                        or he'll be shot as well. And
                                         
                                        Jacob Wetterling is now alone
                                         
    
                                        with the man and when Trevor and Aaron
                                         
                                        finally reach the woods and look back
                                         
                                        Jacob and the man have vanished.
                                         
                                        The boys run home. They tell a neighbor
                                         
                                        what happened and
                                         
                                        the search begins. But
                                         
                                        only the abandoned bikes are
                                         
                                        found and the search is called
                                         
    
                                        off by 3 a.m. and doesn't
                                         
                                        start back up until
                                         
                                        the next morning at 8
                                         
                                        a.m. So there's all
                                         
                                        this fucking, you know, this
                                         
                                        police fucked up. It's so
                                         
                                        horrible. All the problems that went on
                                         
                                        with this investigation
                                         
    
                                        but you can hear all about that in
                                         
                                        the dark. I just kind of, I touch
                                         
                                        on that. Well also wasn't it, I mean
                                         
                                        I haven't listened to it in the dark yet
                                         
                                        but wasn't it a thing where
                                         
                                        these are small towns that have never dealt
                                         
                                        with anything similar to this. So
                                         
                                        to them, they don't know that
                                         
    
                                        thing of the first 48 hours. They don't
                                         
                                        know all of the things that now
                                         
                                        simply by the forensic files education
                                         
                                        we've all gotten in the past 20 years.
                                         
                                        These are the things that seem standard
                                         
                                        but back then they didn't know. The problem
                                         
                                        with that though is that the FBI are called
                                         
                                        in and people who should have known stuff
                                         
    
                                        are called in and didn't do basic things
                                         
                                        like question
                                         
                                        surrounding neighbors for over a
                                         
                                        week if at all ever.
                                         
                                        Which is what you're supposed to do. You start in
                                         
                                        the small circle and you go outwards. I mean
                                         
                                        that's what we hear. So
                                         
                                        they didn't do a lot of those things and it's partly
                                         
    
                                        because this became such a crazy media
                                         
                                        circus and there were so many investigators
                                         
                                        and so many different departments
                                         
                                        on it that it just became
                                         
                                        bungled. So the next day
                                         
                                        FBI and other agencies
                                         
                                        joined the investigation. Hundreds of tips
                                         
                                        are called in and officers and volunteers
                                         
    
                                        conduct aerial and ground searches.
                                         
                                        The story goes fucking viral
                                         
                                        and the search becomes the biggest
                                         
                                        search for a missing child in US history.
                                         
                                        And at the time
                                         
                                        things like Amber Alert don't exist. That
                                         
                                        didn't happen until 1996 and we
                                         
                                        covered that in episode 52 actually.
                                         
    
                                        And there isn't even the kind of laws
                                         
                                        necessary to deal with such rare
                                         
                                        crimes like stranger abductions
                                         
                                        because that kind of is rare.
                                         
                                        There's no national registry of sex
                                         
                                        offenders so there's no way for investigators
                                         
                                        to even monitor or track
                                         
                                        sex offenders even a town away.
                                         
    
                                        So everyone
                                         
                                        sees Jacob's sweet face
                                         
                                        on the flyers. It's on pizza
                                         
                                        boxes. It's sent through the mail
                                         
                                        and everyone feels
                                         
                                        like he could be their kid and
                                         
                                        the horrifying
                                         
                                        way in which he was taken
                                         
    
                                        really strikes people and scares them. So
                                         
                                        they rally around finding
                                         
                                        him. They wear white ribbons
                                         
                                        pinned to their shirts. They form mile-long
                                         
                                        human chains just to pray for his return
                                         
                                        because he just feels so fucking helpless
                                         
                                        probably. And I fucking
                                         
                                        totally remember this. By the end of the first
                                         
    
                                        week nearly a hundred officers from
                                         
                                        various agencies are working the case.
                                         
                                        The searches are putting in 18-hour shifts
                                         
                                        and Patty Wetterling says
                                         
                                        at one point she looked out her window
                                         
                                        and the people all wearing black
                                         
                                        all the investigators they were
                                         
                                        searching shoulder to shoulder
                                         
    
                                        doing that ground sweep and she said
                                         
                                        it reminded her of a Stephen King movie
                                         
                                        just so horrifying.
                                         
                                        But somehow it took more than a week
                                         
                                        before authorities began to question neighbors
                                         
                                        and fully canvas the neighborhood
                                         
                                        and that's known to be one of the most
                                         
                                        crucial moves in an investigation of this
                                         
    
                                        nature. And despite the massive search
                                         
                                        the only evidence found are footprints
                                         
                                        and tire tracks at the abduction site
                                         
                                        which are casted. Is that
                                         
                                        the right word? When you do a cast
                                         
                                        it's cast or casted
                                         
                                        I think. Well that's what they did
                                         
                                        with the prince. One of the problems
                                         
    
                                        that arises that the story goes national
                                         
                                        I remember a current affair like they
                                         
                                        fucking loved it. What's his name
                                         
                                        Moripovich
                                         
                                        wait what's the guy's name
                                         
                                        with the mustache. Pat O'Brien? No.
                                         
                                        Corraldo? Corraldo
                                         
                                        thank you. Corraldo fucking
                                         
    
                                        milks the shit out of it in a really creepy way
                                         
                                        and the story goes
                                         
                                        national and the law enforcement asks
                                         
                                        the public in the nation for tips
                                         
                                        and help which is
                                         
                                        a bad fucking thing to do because it's probably
                                         
                                        local and now what happens
                                         
                                        is people from all over the country call
                                         
    
                                        in these crazy tips that now investigators
                                         
                                        have to follow up on. So they have all
                                         
                                        these leads that probably go nowhere
                                         
                                        you know some guys like I saw a kid that looks like him
                                         
                                        in fucking Alabama
                                         
                                        they have to look into it. Right. But none
                                         
                                        of those tips lead anywhere. So then
                                         
                                        two months later after Jacob's abduction
                                         
    
                                        another boy comes forward to law enforcement
                                         
                                        with information that he thinks is relevant
                                         
                                        to Jacob's kidnapping. So
                                         
                                        nine months and ten miles away
                                         
                                        from Jacob's abduction
                                         
                                        nine months ago this boy
                                         
                                        he's 12 year old Jared Shiral and he
                                         
                                        he had been kidnapped, sexually assaulted
                                         
    
                                        and physically threatened by an
                                         
                                        unknown assailant and this fucking
                                         
                                        12 year old boy comes forward
                                         
                                        and is like I think this is connected to
                                         
                                        Jacob's kidnapping.
                                         
                                        It's unbelievable. This guy Jared is
                                         
                                        the fucking hero of the story.
                                         
                                        We'll get into it. So Jared had been
                                         
    
                                        walking home in the dark by himself
                                         
                                        from an ice skating rink in cold springs
                                         
                                        which was just 10 miles away
                                         
                                        in January 1989 when
                                         
                                        a man had pulled up and asked him for directions
                                         
                                        the man then got out of the car
                                         
                                        had grabbed Jared and forced him
                                         
                                        into the backseat of the car telling him he had a gun
                                         
    
                                        and wasn't afraid to use it
                                         
                                        and he drove Jared to a remote area
                                         
                                        sexually assaulted him and then later let him go
                                         
                                        and the man told Jared if the
                                         
                                        authorities ever got close to
                                         
                                        finding him they he'd kill
                                         
                                        Jared first and then he told
                                         
                                        him to run and not look back or he'd shoot
                                         
    
                                        ooh yeah
                                         
                                        so the family had reported
                                         
                                        the kidnapping and assault to the police at the time
                                         
                                        and based on Jared's description
                                         
                                        of the car and the man authorities were able
                                         
                                        to connect it to a man a local man
                                         
                                        that was on the police's radar
                                         
                                        due to burglary charges and he'd
                                         
    
                                        been caught driving with a police scanner
                                         
                                        in the same kind of car
                                         
                                        that Jared described and he said
                                         
                                        that the man had a police scanner so they're like
                                         
                                        let's fucking talk to this creep
                                         
                                        and but he's unable
                                         
                                        to pick him out of a lineup
                                         
                                        and because of Jared's description of the man's car
                                         
    
                                        it didn't totally match up he said that the car
                                         
                                        had a sports rack on top and the car
                                         
                                        like didn't even
                                         
                                        there was like a fucking the same fucking car
                                         
                                        that the man is released
                                         
                                        okay okay but now
                                         
                                        nine months later when Jared tells the story
                                         
                                        to the FBI they believe the cases are connected
                                         
    
                                        because of the details
                                         
                                        Jared's story leads FBI agents
                                         
                                        back to the original suspect in the case
                                         
                                        he's an unemployed man
                                         
                                        who lives in the town of
                                         
                                        Painesville which is about 30 miles from
                                         
                                        St. Joseph and his name is Danny
                                         
                                        Heinrich he denies any
                                         
    
                                        knowledge about the abduction of either Jacob or Jared
                                         
                                        but he fails a polygraph test
                                         
                                        he agrees to provide investigators
                                         
                                        with his tennis shoe prints
                                         
                                        and the souls match the prints taken at the
                                         
                                        Jacob abduction site
                                         
                                        and it's also found that Heinrich Sears brand
                                         
                                        tires on his car
                                         
    
                                        match the plaster cast of the tire
                                         
                                        at the scene of Wetterling's abduction
                                         
                                        oh my god right
                                         
                                        and then the other thing too that I found interesting is that
                                         
                                        they didn't see Jacob
                                         
                                        driven away in like a getaway car
                                         
                                        and maybe it's because nine months
                                         
                                        earlier the car had been described
                                         
    
                                        so this time he learned to hide the car
                                         
                                        and he was hidden up the driveway
                                         
                                        behind some trees so he walked him
                                         
                                        to the car makes sense
                                         
                                        so they have this is the fucking
                                         
                                        like talk about re-traumatizing
                                         
                                        a victim they have Jared sit
                                         
                                        in Heinrich's car in the back seat
                                         
    
                                        to see if he can recognize it
                                         
                                        as the car he was abducted in
                                         
                                        and this fucking strong as hell boy
                                         
                                        says that on a scale
                                         
                                        of one to ten the vehicle is an eight or nine
                                         
                                        in terms of how similar it was to the car
                                         
                                        in which he was abducted in a year earlier
                                         
                                        but they don't do fucking semen tests
                                         
    
                                        on the back seat none of that shit
                                         
                                        but Heinrich has put
                                         
                                        under surveillance he shakes the tail
                                         
                                        with several times
                                         
                                        with evasive maneuvers which is like
                                         
                                        if you're innocent you're not trying to get away from the fucking car
                                         
                                        yeah just go to 7-Eleven and come back
                                         
                                        but obviously
                                         
    
                                        but for some reason after two days
                                         
                                        they stopped trying to find him
                                         
                                        or follow him with no explanation
                                         
                                        so during a search of the home
                                         
                                        with his father investigators find
                                         
                                        the police scanner and they find
                                         
                                        a locked trunk containing two photos
                                         
                                        of little boys one
                                         
    
                                        with a towel wrapped around him and another in his underwear
                                         
                                        both taken in Heinrich's home
                                         
                                        so but he says to them
                                         
                                        those photos make me look bad
                                         
                                        and you can't take my properties so they give
                                         
                                        the photos back to him
                                         
                                        and he burns them
                                         
                                        they give him the photos back
                                         
    
                                        they do convince him to stand
                                         
                                        in a lineup for three boys which I think
                                         
                                        the photo
                                         
                                        on the post of this you can see it
                                         
                                        he's in a lineup
                                         
                                        and they show it
                                         
                                        the lineup to three boys
                                         
                                        two who reported seeing a suspicious man in the car
                                         
    
                                        near Wetterling's house in the week before the abduction
                                         
                                        so who the fuck knows who they actually saw
                                         
                                        and they also have Jared
                                         
                                        look at the lineup and none of them pick out Heinrich
                                         
                                        but the kids who aren't brought in
                                         
                                        to see the lineup is fucking problematic
                                         
                                        Aaron and Trevor
                                         
                                        who were with Jacob when he was fucking abducted
                                         
    
                                        and
                                         
                                        they were not brought in to look at the lineup
                                         
                                        and it's also criticized that the investigators
                                         
                                        didn't have Heinrich
                                         
                                        speak since he was said by everyone
                                         
                                        to have a low raspy voice
                                         
                                        so that didn't happen
                                         
                                        and also I wonder if anyone
                                         
    
                                        thought to put a mask
                                         
                                        like a nylon over his face to see
                                         
                                        what that would look like because clearly
                                         
                                        it wasn't a guy that was just standing there
                                         
                                        and there's so many other things to that
                                         
                                        when you listen to it in the dark season one
                                         
                                        you'll know like he was known to
                                         
                                        wear camo around town and all
                                         
    
                                        the victims were saying that this man had
                                         
                                        camo on like same kind of clothes
                                         
                                        that sort of thing like so many little fucking things
                                         
                                        that just made him a probable suspect
                                         
                                        that should have been looked into further
                                         
                                        you know
                                         
                                        so Heinrich is released though they take
                                         
                                        some hair from him, hair samples from him
                                         
    
                                        then on February 9th
                                         
                                        1990
                                         
                                        an event that has been called the most fatal flaw
                                         
                                        in the Wetterling investigation occurs when
                                         
                                        a drunk
                                         
                                        Danny Heinrich is arrested and questioned
                                         
                                        by two inexperienced FBI agents
                                         
                                        who didn't really know the details of the case
                                         
    
                                        they questioned him about the kidnapping
                                         
                                        and the molestation of Jared Shirol
                                         
                                        but not they didn't know he was connected
                                         
                                        to the possibly to the Jacob Wetterling case
                                         
                                        the agents allegedly tell detectives
                                         
                                        that they don't think Heinrich is guilty
                                         
                                        and he's released again
                                         
                                        I know
                                         
    
                                        and then a man a fucking pedophile
                                         
                                        convicted pedophile named Dwayne Hart
                                         
                                        comes forward in 1991
                                         
                                        he's a suspect in the case and they go after him
                                         
                                        and he's like I'm friends with Danny Heinrich
                                         
                                        and he asked me how to
                                         
                                        that month that Jacob Wetterling went missing
                                         
                                        asked me how to fucking hide a body
                                         
    
                                        like this fucking pedophile is like
                                         
                                        I'm telling you who the person is right now
                                         
                                        and so the investigators
                                         
                                        don't follow up on this
                                         
                                        and that's the last we hear of Danny
                                         
                                        Heinrich in the Wetterling investigation
                                         
                                        for more than 20 years
                                         
                                        it's easy
                                         
    
                                        to sit here 30 years later
                                         
                                        however long it is
                                         
                                        and put all the pieces together
                                         
                                        but these are those things
                                         
                                        because the first thing it made me think of
                                         
                                        is John Benet
                                         
                                        how are you assigning any
                                         
                                        inexperienced anybody
                                         
    
                                        to a case like this
                                         
                                        and you know everyone wants to blame a simpler time
                                         
                                        1989 but it's like the FBI
                                         
                                        and fucking criminal profiling
                                         
                                        existed it wasn't like
                                         
                                        fucking there weren't homicide detectives
                                         
                                        those people existed
                                         
                                        they you know
                                         
    
                                        and I know that there were so many leads
                                         
                                        and this was a really emotionally charged
                                         
                                        investigation high pressure
                                         
                                        but they had him
                                         
                                        and there's more
                                         
                                        easy for us easy for us but god damn it
                                         
                                        it's frustrating but I think it's
                                         
                                        and I'll tell you it's acknowledged that they fucked up
                                         
    
                                        by them so here we go
                                         
                                        well and also these are the things not that
                                         
                                        it counts but these are the things
                                         
                                        that then later on make it so much better
                                         
                                        because it's that thing of
                                         
                                        never again yeah next time they
                                         
                                        they don't they don't repeat the same problems
                                         
                                        you gotta hope yeah okay
                                         
    
                                        meanwhile the Wetterlings established
                                         
                                        the Jacob Wetterling Foundation
                                         
                                        which works to help communities and families
                                         
                                        prevent child exploitation
                                         
                                        and Patty Wetterling becomes a national advocate
                                         
                                        for missing children this woman is a fucking
                                         
                                        badass hero
                                         
                                        like I just you watch these interviews
                                         
    
                                        with her and how she stays so strong
                                         
                                        and centered and just
                                         
                                        thinking positively and knowing what her
                                         
                                        fucking goal is which is to help
                                         
                                        children and victims not
                                         
                                        you know get exploited is
                                         
                                        unbelievable and I don't know how she has that
                                         
                                        in her it's fascinating and she's just
                                         
    
                                        so incredible
                                         
                                        in the summer of 1990 the Jacob Wetterling Foundation
                                         
                                        offers a national database
                                         
                                        assistance program to help families of
                                         
                                        missing children and legislation for the
                                         
                                        Jacob Wetterling Act a national registry
                                         
                                        of people who committed crimes against
                                         
                                        children is passed so that's when
                                         
    
                                        this sex offender registry
                                         
                                        comes into fucking play
                                         
                                        love it amazing
                                         
                                        people take their horrible
                                         
                                        experiences and turn them into
                                         
                                        into something that can help
                                         
                                        future victims and future families
                                         
                                        yep it's I'm just
                                         
    
                                        in awe of them well it's also kind of like
                                         
                                        maybe it's a way to go
                                         
                                        there is a there is a
                                         
                                        not a point yeah but it is
                                         
                                        that the good that come come out of
                                         
                                        the ultimate darkness the worst thing
                                         
                                        of all time that there still is
                                         
                                        yeah something beneficial
                                         
    
                                        that can come out of it right yeah
                                         
                                        yeah amazing so
                                         
                                        early 2000s investigators
                                         
                                        zero in on a man named
                                         
                                        Dan Rassier who becomes a fucking
                                         
                                        person of interest Dan is an elementary
                                         
                                        school teacher and he lived at the house
                                         
                                        at the top of that gravel fucking
                                         
    
                                        driveway yeah all I can think
                                         
                                        now is now that we live in the
                                         
                                        world where exposed pedophile
                                         
                                        ranks basically every conspiracy theory has
                                         
                                        been proved correct yeah and there's no
                                         
                                        longer conspiracy theories now they're just
                                         
                                        fucking theories about the way power works
                                         
                                        or his world Jesus and
                                         
    
                                        that idea that they are all friends
                                         
                                        or know each other which used to be so
                                         
                                        crazy and insane yeah is so
                                         
                                        believable now hold on he has
                                         
                                        nothing to do with it damn it
                                         
                                        I was going on an Epstein
                                         
                                        I'm on an Epstein turn dude I can't stop
                                         
                                        reading about that fucking creepy
                                         
    
                                        piece of shit he had
                                         
                                        an island that the locals called
                                         
                                        pedophile island
                                         
                                        but no one could touch him because he's a
                                         
                                        billionaire millionaire how was
                                         
                                        he able to kill
                                         
                                        himself after attempting it a week
                                         
                                        earlier he either is
                                         
    
                                        not dead or was murdered
                                         
                                        that's I'm telling you
                                         
                                        no what else could it be it could be an
                                         
                                        aptitude it's so simple there's
                                         
                                        so many things it could be
                                         
                                        okay okay let's get back Jesus Christ
                                         
                                        let's get back off pedophile island
                                         
                                        into this terrible day go get me another
                                         
    
                                        actually it's eight of them
                                         
                                        um I'm not Paul
                                         
                                        we're drinking Paul I'm going off the
                                         
                                        wagon and we're drinking your McClellan's
                                         
                                        I'd like to point out that I'm not
                                         
                                        forcing Steven to get me drinks anymore
                                         
                                        that's nice been promoted that's right
                                         
                                        Steven's the engineer he doesn't get drinks Steven gets
                                         
    
                                        a drink with me that's shots together
                                         
                                        yeah and then everything some would call you peers
                                         
                                        no we're not
                                         
                                        I love you Steven
                                         
                                        okay
                                         
                                        Dan Rassier so Dan is an elementary
                                         
                                        school music teacher and not a pedophile
                                         
                                        damn it sorry Dan Dan sorry
                                         
    
                                        I went crazy yeah no he lived at the
                                         
                                        top of the gravel driveway where the
                                         
                                        doctor had hidden when he took Jacob so
                                         
                                        they were like maybe it's
                                         
                                        him like let's go after him
                                         
                                        the way I just did yes well
                                         
                                        understandable and I remember I remember
                                         
                                        when he became a person of interest because
                                         
    
                                        like most murderinos we kind of kept up with
                                         
                                        the updates of news and shit about this case
                                         
                                        and you're like yeah it's fucking him
                                         
                                        it's that guy it's obviously him
                                         
                                        but investigators search the farm
                                         
                                        the house is his parents and he lives there with them
                                         
                                        another like fucking pedophile red flag
                                         
                                        for most people like you live with your parents
                                         
    
                                        like maybe they have a nice fucking house
                                         
                                        maybe they have an indoor jacuzzi you don't know
                                         
                                        teachers do not make money no that's right
                                         
                                        they need to live somewhere music teachers
                                         
                                        he's not so they fucking like
                                         
                                        of course make a big deal of digging up the
                                         
                                        property look you know and like make it look
                                         
                                        like they have information
                                         
    
                                        that's leading them to do that so
                                         
                                        they just kind of hound him for
                                         
                                        years they ruined his life trying to get him
                                         
                                        to break at one point they have Patty Wetterling
                                         
                                        wear a wire and confront him in public
                                         
                                        and be like tell me if you took Jacob
                                         
                                        and what does he do he's like
                                         
                                        he just denies it he denies it the whole time
                                         
    
                                        and he does interviews and he's just really
                                         
                                        forthright and he's like I didn't do this
                                         
                                        and he didn't yeah okay
                                         
                                        so let's jump to 2012
                                         
                                        now here we are there's this fucking
                                         
                                        amazing woman named Joy Baker
                                         
                                        she's a blogger
                                         
                                        she is from a town
                                         
    
                                        not far from where Jacob had been abducted
                                         
                                        and had been obsessed with finding out what
                                         
                                        happened to him and since 2010
                                         
                                        she just had this like
                                         
                                        I read a lot of her blog post and it's just that
                                         
                                        she had this pull and she always thought about
                                         
                                        him and she was just obsessed with the case
                                         
                                        it sounds like she was just really into
                                         
    
                                        it to true crime and
                                         
                                        wanted to see if the investigators had missed
                                         
                                        something and maybe she could help find it
                                         
                                        so she since
                                         
                                        2010 had been researching Jacob's case
                                         
                                        interviewing witnesses
                                         
                                        digging into archive news stories
                                         
                                        and had been writing about the case on her blog
                                         
    
                                        Joy the Curious
                                         
                                        it's JoyBaker.com if you want to check it out
                                         
                                        in her research she stumbles upon articles
                                         
                                        from the mid 1980s
                                         
                                        and I'm looking at I'm fucking
                                         
                                        picturing microfiche and this is just like
                                         
                                        a movie waiting to happen like
                                         
                                        yeah because that means Joy had to haul her ass
                                         
    
                                        down to the library
                                         
                                        or the police station
                                         
                                        to find all those articles that's right
                                         
                                        who would she be played by
                                         
                                        she's like a young Martha Stewart I would say
                                         
                                        so let's get Laura
                                         
                                        let's get Laura Linney on that job
                                         
                                        Laura fucking Linney bring it
                                         
    
                                        she can handle it
                                         
                                        she's salt of the earth yeah very emotive
                                         
                                        yeah yes
                                         
                                        so in her research she stumbles
                                         
                                        upon articles from the mid 1980s
                                         
                                        there's like a two-year period
                                         
                                        where all these cases of a strange stocky
                                         
                                        man with a raspy voice start
                                         
    
                                        is grabbing boys off their bikes
                                         
                                        and sexually assaulting them at night
                                         
                                        in the downtown area of Painesville Minnesota
                                         
                                        what? remember Painesville
                                         
                                        it's where our friend Jared is from
                                         
                                        the man even asked
                                         
                                        about the boys ages before grabbing them
                                         
                                        and threatened to shoot them if they looked at him
                                         
    
                                        and one boy
                                         
                                        this is such a creepy fucking little
                                         
                                        side like bar
                                         
                                        said that one boy from Cold Spring
                                         
                                        said his attacker had quote cheese teeth
                                         
                                        like Swiss cheese kind of
                                         
                                        which is such a like kid thing
                                         
                                        to say you know and it's so sad
                                         
    
                                        and it turns out Danny Heinrich
                                         
                                        had chewed tobacco for several years
                                         
                                        and it'd affect his teeth and made holes
                                         
                                        in them
                                         
                                        so
                                         
                                        it turns out that on October 24th
                                         
                                        1989 less than 48 hours
                                         
                                        after the abduction of Jacob
                                         
    
                                        one of those victims from
                                         
                                        fucking Painesville had come forward
                                         
                                        another one not Jared
                                         
                                        had come forward about his assault
                                         
                                        and told them that it was a very similar to the description
                                         
                                        of the abduction of Jacob
                                         
                                        and that he thought it was the same dude
                                         
                                        because of the quote quick military
                                         
    
                                        and proficient way it was done
                                         
                                        and he said that he saw two other ambushes
                                         
                                        by the Painesville perpetrator
                                         
                                        so
                                         
                                        Madeline Baren interviews
                                         
                                        a couple of these like now men
                                         
                                        about their abductions and
                                         
                                        assaults and they talk about how it was just like
                                         
    
                                        known like watch out for the pervert
                                         
                                        like around town everyone knew
                                         
                                        what was happening and like one kids like
                                         
                                        yep he got my friend you know like they all knew
                                         
                                        about it
                                         
                                        and yet I think because
                                         
                                        of like the stigma the stigma
                                         
                                        of it the pain of it the horror
                                         
    
                                        those families went through
                                         
                                        instead of like coming together
                                         
                                        and being the forthright which would be
                                         
                                        a very difficult thing to do anyway
                                         
                                        everyone just keeps it to themselves and also
                                         
                                        don't you think it's a little bit about
                                         
                                        boys men
                                         
                                        sexual assault that the complete taboo
                                         
    
                                        yeah and like unspoken
                                         
                                        shame of that it happened in my little
                                         
                                        tiny neighborhood when I was like
                                         
                                        six or seven there was this kid
                                         
                                        who was molesting
                                         
                                        other boys
                                         
                                        they one of them took him to trial
                                         
                                        and we never
                                         
    
                                        talked about it it was not discussed
                                         
                                        there was no don't you know
                                         
                                        warning don't go into bushes with weird
                                         
                                        fucking creepy kids right like there was no
                                         
                                        warning because you didn't talk about it
                                         
                                        I mean I feel like that's the other change
                                         
                                        aside from that that's the newest
                                         
                                        version it's like we're all now
                                         
    
                                        helicopter parenting each other
                                         
                                        by being honest and telling these stories
                                         
                                        that's right that's kind of the point
                                         
                                        well that's why this guy Jared is such a fucking hero
                                         
                                        because he came forward time and time
                                         
                                        again trying to
                                         
                                        find out who did this to him
                                         
                                        and knowing that Jacob
                                         
    
                                        was probably attacked by the same person and he didn't
                                         
                                        let that get in the way you know he just like
                                         
                                        he went full fucking force
                                         
                                        as a child and as adult again
                                         
                                        okay so
                                         
                                        this other guy came forward
                                         
                                        he said that he saw two other people
                                         
                                        that happened to and he gave
                                         
    
                                        the deputy
                                         
                                        the name of the officers in Painesville
                                         
                                        that he had reported it to so he said to them
                                         
                                        go talk to these officers
                                         
                                        but this lead wasn't checked out
                                         
                                        until January 5th 1990
                                         
                                        so like a year later
                                         
                                        no that's like three months
                                         
    
                                        okay
                                         
                                        so three months later time is crazy
                                         
                                        and it never let anywhere though
                                         
                                        right right so they kind of didn't know
                                         
                                        that this had been happening and Joy was able
                                         
                                        to find this out she fucking reaches out
                                         
                                        to Jared on Facebook
                                         
                                        and is like did you know about these
                                         
    
                                        and send some of the articles he didn't
                                         
                                        know about it this is all interviewed
                                         
                                        in the dark
                                         
                                        and together they dig into
                                         
                                        the articles find new leads and they track
                                         
                                        down the boys now men
                                         
                                        who had also been assaulted by the same man
                                         
                                        and Jared convinces them to tell him
                                         
    
                                        the story convinces them to band
                                         
                                        together and go to the
                                         
                                        police and tell them what happened
                                         
                                        and they
                                         
                                        they all think it's the same man who took Jacob as well
                                         
                                        so after hearing each other stories
                                         
                                        and piecing various descriptions together
                                         
                                        the perpetrator Jared and the men
                                         
    
                                        reach out to Jacob's case investigator
                                         
                                        to reveal what they knew but it took a few years
                                         
                                        before investigators began
                                         
                                        listening and making the connections
                                         
                                        so it's not until July 2012
                                         
                                        a DNA profiles lifted
                                         
                                        from the wrist of the sweatshirt that Jared
                                         
                                        had been wearing the night that he was
                                         
    
                                        assaulted
                                         
                                        and in 2015
                                         
                                        it's confirmed that the
                                         
                                        DNA that's found on the sweater that's not
                                         
                                        Jared's matches the DNA
                                         
                                        hair samples taken from Danny Heinrich in 1990
                                         
                                        oh my god
                                         
                                        but guess what
                                         
    
                                        he's dead
                                         
                                        no statute of limitations
                                         
                                        oh no
                                         
                                        you can't take
                                         
                                        someone who sexually assaulted
                                         
                                        you and kidnapped you when you were 12 years
                                         
                                        old to court when you're an adult
                                         
                                        because they got away with it
                                         
    
                                        because of statute of limitations
                                         
                                        that just doesn't
                                         
                                        it doesn't make any sense
                                         
                                        it's like being victimized all over again
                                         
                                        yes and also
                                         
                                        it doesn't make sense
                                         
                                        the idea of like
                                         
                                        you got away with it
                                         
    
                                        to me is such
                                         
                                        laws made by men
                                         
                                        about things that happen to women
                                         
                                        and I understand that this is a different situation
                                         
                                        but I honestly feel like that's
                                         
                                        part of the blowback from that
                                         
                                        it's like oh well if they raped you
                                         
                                        and seven years later too bad for you
                                         
    
                                        they're a different person now
                                         
                                        I don't know what the thought is on that
                                         
                                        well I think it's not understanding these predators
                                         
                                        I think it's genuinely whenever these laws were made
                                         
                                        they didn't understand the way these people work
                                         
                                        how they never stop
                                         
                                        how you can't
                                         
                                        and you don't think of the woman
                                         
    
                                        and how she doesn't have a statute of limitations
                                         
                                        on her fucking trauma and horror
                                         
                                        and the pain that was caused
                                         
                                        that's not going to end in whatever five, seven years
                                         
                                        because time has passed that's with her forever
                                         
                                        or the victim
                                         
                                        obviously we're talking about men here too
                                         
                                        and then it's also like okay well if the police didn't do their job
                                         
    
                                        correctly and fucked up and didn't find
                                         
                                        the suspect and like
                                         
                                        the statute of limitation
                                         
                                        you're just fucked
                                         
                                        it doesn't matter
                                         
                                        okay but they are able
                                         
                                        to use this to
                                         
                                        search Heinrich's home and they find
                                         
    
                                        19 binders that contain child pornography
                                         
                                        oh my god so this motherfucker's
                                         
                                        still alive
                                         
                                        just hanging out in Painesville
                                         
                                        or like a town over but basically
                                         
                                        they also find numerous
                                         
                                        videotapes that he had made around town
                                         
                                        of course of like kids playing baseball
                                         
    
                                        and news you know he's just a fucking pedophile pervert
                                         
                                        piece of shit who's been allowed
                                         
                                        to be on the street for like 30 fucking years
                                         
                                        okay they arrest him
                                         
                                        he's now 52 years old and
                                         
                                        they arrest him on possession of child pornography
                                         
                                        which is like the only thing they can get him on
                                         
                                        month before
                                         
    
                                        he's set to go to trial on those charges
                                         
                                        it's like 25 charges of child pornography
                                         
                                        possession he agrees to a plea deal
                                         
                                        and the plea deal
                                         
                                        is that he finally admits
                                         
                                        that he was the one who kidnapped
                                         
                                        sexually assaulted and murdered Jacob Wetterling
                                         
                                        so on September 1st
                                         
    
                                        2016
                                         
                                        Heinrich leads investigators to the burial site
                                         
                                        located on a pasture
                                         
                                        near Painesville
                                         
                                        and Painesville again it's next door to
                                         
                                        St. Joe but it's a tiny town
                                         
                                        2500 people, lots of farmland
                                         
                                        about 30 miles away from
                                         
    
                                        Wetterling's home and abduction site
                                         
                                        and a short distance from where Heinrich was living in
                                         
                                        1989
                                         
                                        the remains are confirmed through dental records
                                         
                                        to be Jacob Wetterling's
                                         
                                        after 30 fucking years
                                         
                                        Jacob's mom Patti Wetterling says
                                         
                                        all I can confirm is that Jacob has been found
                                         
    
                                        and our hearts are broken
                                         
                                        I am not responding to any media yet
                                         
                                        as I have no words
                                         
                                        I know
                                         
                                        in the plea agreement Heinrich agrees to plead guilty
                                         
                                        to
                                         
                                        one count of the
                                         
                                        25 federal child pornography charges
                                         
    
                                        brought against him
                                         
                                        in addition to revealing the location of the body
                                         
                                        and pleading guilty he also agrees to testify
                                         
                                        as to the details of the Wetterling crime
                                         
                                        so his family finally fucking
                                         
                                        knows what happened
                                         
                                        even though he won't be ever charged
                                         
                                        for them that's part of the plea deal
                                         
    
                                        so he admits to murdering
                                         
                                        a child and he's never going to be charged
                                         
                                        for it now yes okay
                                         
                                        so yes my thing is
                                         
                                        I know do you know what I'm going to say
                                         
                                        that maybe all these people
                                         
                                        that work on this side of the law are like
                                         
                                        how about we know for a fact
                                         
    
                                        pedophiles get jailhouse justice
                                         
                                        the second he goes into
                                         
                                        that can't be true
                                         
                                        because there's so many pedophiles in jail
                                         
                                        and he's probably a high risk fucking
                                         
                                        because of that is high risk
                                         
                                        but at the same time it's like
                                         
                                        they got Epstein
                                         
    
                                        did they?
                                         
                                        no they probably didn't
                                         
                                        they probably didn't
                                         
                                        you know I'm sure they talked to the Wetterlings
                                         
                                        and were like we can find out where he is
                                         
                                        and bring him home so you can have a proper burial
                                         
                                        for him you can visit his grave
                                         
                                        like know where he is at least
                                         
    
                                        you have to have the faith that they did
                                         
                                        consult the family
                                         
                                        yeah and so he's never going to get out of jail
                                         
                                        so he got like it was like 19 to 20 years
                                         
                                        on that one count of child pornography
                                         
                                        so he'll be in like early 70s when he gets out
                                         
                                        but they did it in a way that was like because of that
                                         
                                        child pornography
                                         
    
                                        they can just keep putting him
                                         
                                        in the system right because he's
                                         
                                        dangerous to the world
                                         
                                        they did basically a work around exactly
                                         
                                        to get around the fact that the laws do not reflect
                                         
                                        how things should actually go
                                         
                                        they couldn't have done this
                                         
                                        he was going he's not just going to get 20 years
                                         
    
                                        or whatever for good fucking behavior hopefully
                                         
                                        you know yes at the court hearing
                                         
                                        Heinrich testifies that he kidnapped and handcuffed
                                         
                                        Jacob drove him to the gravel pit
                                         
                                        near Painesville sexually assaulted
                                         
                                        him and when he heard a patrol car
                                         
                                        nearby he freaked out
                                         
                                        and so he shot Jacob in the back of the head
                                         
    
                                        and killed him
                                         
                                        he buried his body in a nearby
                                         
                                        construction site he stole
                                         
                                        a bobcat from the fucking site to dig a grave
                                         
                                        he said he returned
                                         
                                        a year later when it was dark and found
                                         
                                        Jacob's red jacket sticking out of the dirt
                                         
                                        and some bones so he took those
                                         
    
                                        and buried them close by as well
                                         
                                        during the court hearing
                                         
                                        Heinrich also admits to kidnapping
                                         
                                        and sexually assaulting Jared
                                         
                                        Cherelle earlier that same year
                                         
                                        so Jared finally gets his fucking confirmation
                                         
                                        he was exactly right the entire time
                                         
                                        Heinrich sentenced to the maximum prison
                                         
    
                                        term for the child pornography charge
                                         
                                        20 years blah blah blah
                                         
                                        and in a recorded prison call with his brother
                                         
                                        Danny Heinrich told him that he
                                         
                                        quote hasn't touched anybody since
                                         
                                        the 1989 kidnapping and murder of Jacob
                                         
                                        I know
                                         
                                        so who cares
                                         
    
                                        who cares what anything about what that guy is
                                         
                                        right but at least there isn't that thing of like
                                         
                                        you didn't find him quick enough and he killed
                                         
                                        all these other people true very true
                                         
                                        but how do we know that we don't know that
                                         
                                        we're gonna believe this fucking monster he knows
                                         
                                        he knows for a fact that his calls are recorded in jail
                                         
                                        totally yeah
                                         
    
                                        months after the first season in the dark was released
                                         
                                        then the sheriff
                                         
                                        of the county at the time
                                         
                                        abruptly resigns and he
                                         
                                        and his chief deputy replaces
                                         
                                        him that same year 29 years
                                         
                                        after the abduction the new sheriff Don
                                         
                                        Gunman son holds a press conference
                                         
    
                                        commenting on the botched investigation
                                         
                                        and they also released the states
                                         
                                        41,000 page investigation
                                         
                                        file which you can fucking read online
                                         
                                        he acknowledges that the Stearns County Sheriff's Office
                                         
                                        lost control of the investigation
                                         
                                        and should have caught Heinrich much earlier
                                         
                                        and he takes responsibility for ignoring
                                         
    
                                        key evidence related to Heinrich
                                         
                                        and for making critical errors that allowed him
                                         
                                        to avoid being caught amazing yeah
                                         
                                        it's it's he says all of us failed
                                         
                                        oh there was a lot of manpower
                                         
                                        most of it was squandered he said
                                         
                                        what a huge
                                         
                                        symbol that is it is that's
                                         
    
                                        incredible and I think a lot of people like the FBI
                                         
                                        were pissed at him for saying that
                                         
                                        shit but I fuck
                                         
                                        them then because that's what
                                         
                                        you do that's what a professional does
                                         
                                        is you cop to your shit
                                         
                                        you talk about what got fucked up so that
                                         
                                        it doesn't get fucked up again that's what a kind
                                         
    
                                        human does is acknowledge that
                                         
                                        you fucked up and people are hurt because
                                         
                                        of it yes and also someone who's good at
                                         
                                        their job because how do you change
                                         
                                        how do you how do you fix
                                         
                                        and and better the system so
                                         
                                        that it doesn't happen again if you never
                                         
                                        cop to your shit right or if you just like give out
                                         
    
                                        awards for the people who like finally did it
                                         
                                        it's like well that's not acknowledging
                                         
                                        the 29 years that
                                         
                                        he wasn't found it's that kind
                                         
                                        of it's a tiny bit of touching on
                                         
                                        breaking down that
                                         
                                        fraternal system that there seems to be
                                         
                                        where if in that
                                         
    
                                        in criminal justice if people can't
                                         
                                        go it shouldn't have gone this way
                                         
                                        without having their whole
                                         
                                        you know souls be destroyed it's just like
                                         
                                        everyone else has to do that why shouldn't
                                         
                                        you have to do it too yeah it wasn't
                                         
                                        it wasn't like he was a diabolical fucking
                                         
                                        person that got away for 29 years and eluded
                                         
    
                                        police he was just right there waiting
                                         
                                        for the dots to be connected
                                         
                                        and the dots to be found and they weren't
                                         
                                        and they weren't so in 2018
                                         
                                        a judge awards Jared Shirell
                                         
                                        now 41 more than 17 million
                                         
                                        in damages and his civil lawsuit against
                                         
                                        Danny Heinrich shit yes
                                         
    
                                        at the trial
                                         
                                        Jared's friends and relatives
                                         
                                        testify so the damage that was done to him
                                         
                                        and his life
                                         
                                        by Danny Heinrich and Patty Wetterling
                                         
                                        who's close friends with him now I know
                                         
                                        also testifies on his behalf and said that
                                         
                                        his fortrightness about what happened to
                                         
    
                                        him is what ultimately resolved Jacob's case
                                         
                                        oh I can't
                                         
                                        I know I can't continue to cry
                                         
                                        on this podcast it's all I do
                                         
                                        you're gonna short circuit the
                                         
                                        Jared Shirell of course is unlikely to
                                         
                                        see any of the money since Heinrich
                                         
                                        filed for bankruptcy in 2011 of course
                                         
    
                                        but it's a symbolic thing yes wanted his
                                         
                                        day in court and you know he wanted
                                         
                                        acknowledgement of what happened to him
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        Jacob's kidnapping changed the lives of children
                                         
                                        and parents across the U.S.
                                         
                                        of course helicopter parenting
                                         
                                        just stranger danger all that shit
                                         
    
                                        Joy Baker the blogger wrote that
                                         
                                        quote Jacob's abduction changed the way we
                                         
                                        raised our children
                                         
                                        we taught them to be wary of strangers
                                         
                                        to be home before dark and to scream and fight
                                         
                                        back yeah and Jacob Wetterling
                                         
                                        would have been 41 years old today
                                         
                                        and that's the fucking Jacob Wetterling case
                                         
    
                                        amazing please listen in the dark
                                         
                                        season one I can't wait to
                                         
                                        it's so good I can't wait to you know it's
                                         
                                        funny it's not funny
                                         
                                        because you've told me about in the dark
                                         
                                        a bunch of times and and I thought you
                                         
                                        were right I'd listen to it I'm glad you
                                         
                                        you know what I listen to what cold
                                         
    
                                        which is the one
                                         
                                        it's a different one and it is
                                         
                                        a huge bummer
                                         
                                        a huge bummer
                                         
                                        that's the one about
                                         
                                        cold is the one about the murder
                                         
                                        of Susan Powell and her two sons
                                         
                                        by their husband
                                         
    
                                        Josh Powell and it is so
                                         
                                        fucked it's so fucked up and also
                                         
                                        it's they made recordings
                                         
                                        he made recordings of himself he made
                                         
                                        audio diaries of himself so
                                         
                                        it's it's listening to
                                         
                                        the killer talk I hate
                                         
                                        and so I basically had to bail on it and
                                         
    
                                        I think I got them confused and then
                                         
                                        forgot there was a other one that was right
                                         
                                        essentially I did love cold
                                         
                                        about to talk too much shit on them I
                                         
                                        don't mean to talk shit no no no it's hard
                                         
                                        it's a really hard to the killer talk
                                         
                                        it fucked the whole that whole season
                                         
                                        in that case fucked me up when I listen
                                         
    
                                        to it it's just like I can listen
                                         
                                        I can listen to that but not dr. death
                                         
                                        right well that's a different
                                         
                                        thing we all have our we all have our
                                         
                                        areas cold is an amazing
                                         
                                        and very well produced
                                         
                                        podcast that this
                                         
                                        subject of which so fucked up
                                         
    
                                        on when I was driving up and down the
                                         
                                        five alone yeah didn't help me
                                         
                                        out no I can't imagine in any way
                                         
                                        it was spending time with a bunch of creeps
                                         
                                        well the second season of in the dark is the one
                                         
                                        flowers was has been
                                         
                                        convicted and he's been tried it was
                                         
                                        like something like six times for this
                                         
    
                                        this murder in this furniture store
                                         
                                        and it's just like by this racist
                                         
                                        fucking county prosecutor it's just
                                         
                                        this this saga
                                         
                                        of what happened to this poor man Curtis
                                         
                                        flowers and it's just incredible
                                         
                                        investigative journalism amazing by the
                                         
                                        team yeah yeah god god bless
                                         
    
                                        investigative journalism
                                         
                                        so that we can have our show exactly
                                         
                                        well that was amazing thank you
                                         
                                        good story you
                                         
                                        and with that I'm going to change gears
                                         
                                        on you great as a as I
                                         
                                        want to do only because
                                         
                                        for me it's still summer
                                         
    
                                        yes I don't want to let go
                                         
                                        of that endless summer feeling
                                         
                                        yeah no and so
                                         
                                        my story this week is going to be
                                         
                                        partly it's actually
                                         
                                        partly a disaster story
                                         
                                        but then it's also partly a crypto
                                         
                                        zoology legend that's right
                                         
    
                                        I'm doing
                                         
                                        the mothman story
                                         
                                        that's right
                                         
                                        tell me everything now how much do you
                                         
                                        think you know about the mouth man literally
                                         
                                        zero is that true I don't think so
                                         
                                        you haven't even watched the mothman prophecies the movie
                                         
                                        I've told you to watch about 20 times I have not
                                         
    
                                        watched a single movie you told me to watch
                                         
                                        ever
                                         
                                        I keep meaning to
                                         
                                        have a night and just watch all care
                                         
                                        in the movie recommendations I'm gonna make you a
                                         
                                        list oh I have something for you oh
                                         
                                        friend Doug Jones who's gonna be DJing
                                         
                                        the night who I write about in the book stay sexy
                                         
    
                                        don't get murdered as being someone who likes to share
                                         
                                        weird obscure things like mr.
                                         
                                        show oh and Largo
                                         
                                        with yes made us a movie
                                         
                                        from the TV murder
                                         
                                        in Texas to 1981 TV movie
                                         
                                        about the murder that you covered yes
                                         
                                        was it oh god this could
                                         
    
                                        be the one about the
                                         
                                        the rich woman
                                         
                                        and her shitty father and her father
                                         
                                        the father the husband killed her she was into
                                         
                                        the horses and the father killed
                                         
                                        him yes this was
                                         
                                        a live show that we did I don't know if we've posted
                                         
                                        really we must have posted it if he knows
                                         
    
                                        about it I think it wasn't alive Stephen
                                         
                                        what are you talking about yeah I know it was because
                                         
                                        we did it in oh that's right
                                         
                                        while we were there yeah
                                         
                                        Texas
                                         
                                        he said you did
                                         
                                        good oh it's called
                                         
                                        murder in Texas oh my god
                                         
    
                                        I shouldn't have taken that eighth shot this is
                                         
                                        amazing you know Doug Jones
                                         
                                        thank you Doug Jones what Joan Robertson
                                         
                                        Hill yeah John Robinson Hill
                                         
                                        yes and her father
                                         
                                        had a like a
                                         
                                        Texas guys nickname
                                         
                                        but but but
                                         
    
                                        but it was dude
                                         
                                        hat
                                         
                                        hat
                                         
                                        ash robinson ash robinson
                                         
                                        oh I was close you were close
                                         
                                        with hat close with hat robins
                                         
                                        I want my nickname to be hat from now on
                                         
                                        okay promise
                                         
    
                                        because you wear hat so much I do yeah thank you
                                         
                                        thank you Doug this is Doug I'm so excited
                                         
                                        wait a second I think this might start
                                         
                                        either Farrah
                                         
                                        and maybe it's Tommy Lee Jones
                                         
                                        I think so and I think we posted this
                                         
                                        no it was the guy who should have a mustache
                                         
                                        all the time Sam Neil no no
                                         
    
                                        Sam Sam Elliott
                                         
                                        we got there we got there
                                         
                                        and it wasn't a live episode
                                         
                                        was not
                                         
                                        shit
                                         
                                        what episode was it Stephen
                                         
                                        172 okay
                                         
                                        we had just come back from Texas
                                         
    
                                        and it was one I hadn't done there
                                         
                                        thank you you can have that
                                         
                                        I appreciate it I'm gonna get that one on a technicality
                                         
                                        okay so we're talking now
                                         
                                        about one of my favorite stories
                                         
                                        and I have referenced on this
                                         
                                        show that to me
                                         
                                        of all things that are scary the
                                         
    
                                        scariest one is people
                                         
                                        talking too fast on the phone
                                         
                                        my sister and I talk about this all the time
                                         
                                        there's a part in the Mothman prophecies
                                         
                                        where Richard Gear the star of the
                                         
                                        Mothman prophecies which is basically
                                         
                                        an amalgamation of all
                                         
                                        of the witness stories put together
                                         
    
                                        in one so they kind of made it
                                         
                                        and it's based on a book
                                         
                                        by an author named
                                         
                                        hold on front back simply named
                                         
                                        simply named and I quote
                                         
                                        John Keele he wrote the book
                                         
                                        the Mothman prophecies in 1975
                                         
                                        and then they made this movie
                                         
    
                                        and 22
                                         
                                        and Richard Gear is like I'm on board
                                         
                                        Richard Gear is like this is my jam
                                         
                                        yeah I'm gonna this is my vehicle
                                         
                                        so these creepy things are happening to him
                                         
                                        as a reporter it's completely
                                         
                                        this version of it is not
                                         
                                        real but
                                         
    
                                        at one point he's staying in this weird little hotel
                                         
                                        and he picks up the phone and there's weird feedback
                                         
                                        and electrical noises and then
                                         
                                        there's a voice that goes
                                         
                                        like that fast creepy talking
                                         
                                        and my sister and I
                                         
                                        decided one day because I did it to her
                                         
                                        on the phone just to be funny
                                         
    
                                        and she got so mad
                                         
                                        and we decided that way
                                         
                                        too fast talking is the scariest thing
                                         
                                        it's so scary
                                         
                                        anotherworldly so anyway
                                         
                                        if you haven't seen the Mothman prophecies
                                         
                                        starring Richard Gear we're all gonna watch it together
                                         
                                        please stream it on your local
                                         
    
                                        streaming services also
                                         
                                        I got most of my information
                                         
                                        from an article on Ranker the website
                                         
                                        that works so hard and gets almost no credit
                                         
                                        such a good website
                                         
                                        and then they're like oh you like this article
                                         
                                        well here's 10 other ones you're gonna fucking stay up all night reading
                                         
                                        yes you're gonna like all the rest of these articles
                                         
    
                                        as much if not more
                                         
                                        so good rubbish
                                         
                                        and also the website
                                         
                                        which I can
                                         
                                        starting to use more and more weird us
                                         
                                        which basically there's a
                                         
                                        book series that I used to read in the 90s
                                         
                                        called like weird Los Angeles weird San Francisco
                                         
    
                                        and it would have all the
                                         
                                        haunted places creepy places
                                         
                                        murder sites whatever
                                         
                                        kind of creepy of
                                         
                                        interest areas so now they're
                                         
                                        they're all on one website called weird us
                                         
                                        love it and
                                         
                                        and then of course the Mothman prophecies
                                         
    
                                        okay so this story took place
                                         
                                        in and around the cities of Point Pleasant
                                         
                                        West Virginia and Gallipoli
                                         
                                        Ohio which
                                         
                                        I can't believe that's the way
                                         
                                        it's pronounced when it looks exactly like
                                         
                                        Gallipoli acceptable
                                         
                                        it really made me really mad
                                         
    
                                        when Steven looked it up for me
                                         
                                        from November of
                                         
                                        1966 through December
                                         
                                        of 1967 so
                                         
                                        this started happening November of 1966
                                         
                                        and went on for a year
                                         
                                        and these two cities
                                         
                                        sit directly across from each other
                                         
    
                                        across the Ohio river
                                         
                                        and or the
                                         
                                        the northern part of Gallipoli
                                         
                                        it sits directly across from
                                         
                                        Point Pleasant West Virginia
                                         
                                        so the West Virginia side
                                         
                                        is best known
                                         
                                        for Mothman sightings
                                         
    
                                        but it actually also happened
                                         
                                        over on the Ohio side as well
                                         
                                        the Ohio river is between
                                         
                                        and it also kind of acts as the state line
                                         
                                        between West Virginia and Ohio
                                         
                                        my mind just blinked out
                                         
                                        geography don't resist geography because
                                         
                                        here's the thing this is how we're learning about
                                         
    
                                        our great nation thing we know nothing about
                                         
                                        and also did you even know West Virginia
                                         
                                        and Ohio were next to each other
                                         
                                        of course I did and I failed
                                         
                                        that class I stared at this map
                                         
                                        for so long
                                         
                                        um okay
                                         
                                        so the story begins November
                                         
    
                                        12th 1966 80 miles
                                         
                                        southeast of Point Pleasant West Virginia
                                         
                                        in a little town oh I
                                         
                                        didn't look up the okay I'll just pronounce
                                         
                                        this how I feel it let's hear it
                                         
                                        clendenin that's right
                                         
                                        C-L-E-N-D-E-N-I-N
                                         
                                        clendenin or it could be clendenin
                                         
    
                                        or it could be clendenin
                                         
                                        but this is a little
                                         
                                        sleepy burg of about 1,500 people
                                         
                                        in Wikipedia says in
                                         
                                        2010 over 1200 people
                                         
                                        probably tripled since then
                                         
                                        I would like to think okay so this is
                                         
                                        what happens
                                         
    
                                        cut to we're in a cemetery
                                         
                                        five grave diggers are digging
                                         
                                        a grave why are we here
                                         
                                        cut that out
                                         
                                        no leave it so gross
                                         
                                        this is like a weird thing coming out of my throat
                                         
                                        I belched in the micromone so
                                         
                                        it's only there
                                         
    
                                        um 5
                                         
                                        grave diggers digging a grave
                                         
                                        they look up they hear noise in the trees
                                         
                                        overhead they look up to
                                         
                                        see a man sized black
                                         
                                        bird with huge glowing
                                         
                                        red eyes fly out of the
                                         
                                        treetops and then down low to the ground
                                         
    
                                        near them and away okay so it's not
                                         
                                        a man it's just the size of
                                         
                                        one and it's a giant bird yes
                                         
                                        I think the word man being thrown in
                                         
                                        there is confusing man sized
                                         
                                        it was a hyphenate okay got it a man
                                         
                                        sized bird got it
                                         
                                        so he didn't have like hands and arms
                                         
    
                                        no he didn't have
                                         
                                        like weird eyebrows that need to get trimmed
                                         
                                        um no
                                         
                                        it was just size wise you know
                                         
                                        birds are usually the size of your arm or smaller
                                         
                                        or fist not my man
                                         
                                        not not not been sized
                                         
                                        okay so
                                         
    
                                        for me immediately kicking this off
                                         
                                        my cynic mind goes when have there ever been
                                         
                                        five grave diggers anywhere
                                         
                                        unless this was a unionized cemetery
                                         
                                        from the late 60s
                                         
                                        two max
                                         
                                        three maybe what is this fucking family annihilator
                                         
                                        how do you get five
                                         
    
                                        fire all together and they're probably also kind of freaked out a little
                                         
                                        because they're in a fucking grave
                                         
                                        yard digging
                                         
                                        they might be used to it if it's their job
                                         
                                        unless they're just digging a grave
                                         
                                        and they're not professionals
                                         
                                        we don't know it was the late 60s speculation
                                         
                                        anything could have happened back then
                                         
    
                                        but then the fact that
                                         
                                        so I was saying con that it's five
                                         
                                        because I'm not buying it that con
                                         
                                        that it's grave diggers because it starts
                                         
                                        on a dark and spooky night or whatever
                                         
                                        but then
                                         
                                        pro is the fact that five individuals came forward
                                         
                                        so that's meaningful
                                         
    
                                        although I'm sure they were
                                         
                                        ignored and humiliated by the authorities
                                         
                                        but three days later on November 15th
                                         
                                        two young couples
                                         
                                        in Point Pleasant, West Virginia
                                         
                                        their names are Roger and Linda Scarberry
                                         
                                        and Steve and Mary Millette
                                         
                                        report seeing a quote
                                         
    
                                        large flying man
                                         
                                        with ten foot wings
                                         
                                        that's different than a man size bird
                                         
                                        that's right this is a man
                                         
                                        that flies with huge wings
                                         
                                        I think someone wrote that down wrong
                                         
                                        but this huge man size bird
                                         
                                        was following their car
                                         
    
                                        wait man bird though
                                         
                                        was following their car
                                         
                                        in an area known as the TNT area
                                         
                                        which was the site of a former
                                         
                                        World War II munitions plant
                                         
                                        near Point Pleasant
                                         
                                        they said his eyes glowed red
                                         
                                        when the car's headlights picked up
                                         
    
                                        like shown on him
                                         
                                        like a big man size
                                         
                                        deer
                                         
                                        in night vision but
                                         
                                        I'm off man
                                         
                                        I'm here for this
                                         
                                        you just said a bunch of words
                                         
                                        then more sightings start coming in
                                         
    
                                        on November 17th so that's two days later
                                         
                                        a teenage boy is driving down Route 7
                                         
                                        near Cheshire, Ohio
                                         
                                        a grey man shaped
                                         
                                        ten foot tall creature
                                         
                                        with red eyes
                                         
                                        based on the pictures
                                         
                                        I think the reason they're saying man shaped
                                         
    
                                        and man sized is because
                                         
                                        it's got wings but two legs
                                         
                                        yes
                                         
                                        and also the head stops
                                         
                                        mid-wing
                                         
                                        and doesn't go up above it
                                         
                                        so it doesn't look like a man wearing wings
                                         
                                        like a hop
                                         
    
                                        yes the head's down low
                                         
                                        just like below the wings
                                         
                                        but it's a bird head, not a man head
                                         
                                        the head part is a question mark
                                         
                                        oh, Steven has a great
                                         
                                        Steven has a bunch of pictures
                                         
                                        let me take a look
                                         
                                        oh god I just closed it, Steven what's your password
                                         
    
                                        I'll say it on air
                                         
                                        C-A-T-Z
                                         
                                        cat
                                         
                                        it's like an owl who has eyes
                                         
                                        in his chest
                                         
                                        we'll come back to that part
                                         
                                        okay that's creepy as fuck
                                         
                                        my favorite murder on Instagram
                                         
    
                                        all our socials
                                         
                                        go on
                                         
                                        this teenage boy driving down Route 7
                                         
                                        sees this tall grey
                                         
                                        man shaped ten foot tall creature
                                         
                                        that's bad enough
                                         
                                        but then he tells the authorities
                                         
                                        that as he sped away it followed
                                         
    
                                        his car
                                         
                                        so very creepy and spooky
                                         
                                        then about two weeks later
                                         
                                        we're back over in Ohio
                                         
                                        at the Gallipolis airport
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        or Gallipolis, sorry Gallipolis airport
                                         
                                        thank you
                                         
    
                                        five pilots
                                         
                                        circle in red and put a question mark above
                                         
                                        five pilots see
                                         
                                        what at first they believed to be a weird airplane
                                         
                                        flying at 70 miles an hour
                                         
                                        then they realized is a
                                         
                                        some sort of large bird with a long neck
                                         
                                        why are there five pilots on one plane
                                         
    
                                        is well
                                         
                                        we don't know if they were
                                         
                                        if they were separate and it was five reports
                                         
                                        okay
                                         
                                        if they just loaded a plane
                                         
                                        filled with pilots we have to get this thing
                                         
                                        where it's going
                                         
                                        everyone's a little sleepy
                                         
    
                                        so if everyone takes a turn
                                         
                                        it'll be great
                                         
                                        one awake a co-pilot equals four sleepy co-pilots
                                         
                                        also back then
                                         
                                        did all men spend time in groups of five
                                         
                                        and is that why things are so fucked up now
                                         
                                        I trust pilots
                                         
                                        I do too
                                         
    
                                        except when you find out one of them
                                         
                                        they're drunk trying to fly a plane
                                         
                                        that never happens almost hardly ever
                                         
                                        joking JK
                                         
                                        so then
                                         
                                        it is credible
                                         
                                        because they see a lot of stuff
                                         
                                        sorry grave diggers I trust you too
                                         
    
                                        we absolutely trust you
                                         
                                        but you see creepy stuff you're creeped out a lot
                                         
                                        there's a Scooby-Doo element to being a grave digger
                                         
                                        when you're a pilot you're just like
                                         
                                        I've got everything on lock
                                         
                                        and I must
                                         
                                        so then on December 7th
                                         
                                        four adult women
                                         
    
                                        because it's women so it has to be one less
                                         
                                        four adult women are driving up
                                         
                                        Route 30 I'm saying these roads
                                         
                                        like we know them at all
                                         
                                        you know Route 30
                                         
                                        I take it to the 110
                                         
                                        to Route 30
                                         
                                        okay so they're driving up Route 30
                                         
    
                                        and they see what they report to be a brownish
                                         
                                        silver man-shaped creature
                                         
                                        with glowing red eyes
                                         
                                        so you can rely on the women to get accurate about that color
                                         
                                        maybe the sun was setting
                                         
                                        crimson they're like crimson
                                         
                                        there's like he was either super tan
                                         
                                        big apple red that's what they paint my toenails
                                         
    
                                        so
                                         
                                        okay so authorities are baffled
                                         
                                        probably very scared
                                         
                                        because they keep on hearing these stories of people
                                         
                                        seeing creepy shit
                                         
                                        so the Mason County
                                         
                                        West Virginia Sheriff comes up with a
                                         
                                        totally logical answer to this mystery
                                         
    
                                        he claims that
                                         
                                        everyone's seeing an unusually large
                                         
                                        heron
                                         
                                        that has gone off of
                                         
                                        its normal migration route
                                         
                                        and he refers to the bird
                                         
                                        whether it's a term local
                                         
                                        terminology or he's just mad
                                         
    
                                        he calls it a shit shite poke
                                         
                                        shite poke
                                         
                                        I know
                                         
                                        I know it might be slang
                                         
                                        then a wildlife biologist
                                         
                                        at West Virginia University
                                         
                                        tells reporters that the descriptions of the moth man
                                         
                                        all fit the sand hill
                                         
    
                                        crane which is a large
                                         
                                        American crane with a 7 foot
                                         
                                        wingspan that's as tall as a grown man
                                         
                                        with reddish circles around
                                         
                                        the eyes
                                         
                                        and that it could be just this type
                                         
                                        of crane that's somehow lost
                                         
                                        say you're taking a fucking shortcut down an alley
                                         
    
                                        Steven is showing me this
                                         
                                        crane
                                         
                                        that is a fucked up crane
                                         
                                        let me see I haven't lost
                                         
                                        what if you run into that crane in an alley
                                         
                                        that's a fucking ugly creepy
                                         
                                        poke
                                         
                                        the sand hill crane is pretty serious
                                         
    
                                        they're big
                                         
                                        and it looks like an eye mask
                                         
                                        like a sleep mask that's red
                                         
                                        that's bright red
                                         
                                        frightening
                                         
                                        here's my problem
                                         
                                        this bird is white
                                         
                                        as our many cranes
                                         
    
                                        these are white, grey, a little bit brown
                                         
                                        I'm not buying it
                                         
                                        maybe everyone was on acid
                                         
                                        I mean this was definitely
                                         
                                        when acid started getting popular
                                         
                                        so I would not argue you
                                         
                                        maybe it's like the sailing witch trials
                                         
                                        where there was mold on the grain
                                         
    
                                        that made their head
                                         
                                        did you hear about that one?
                                         
                                        that's one of the theories and I fucking love it
                                         
                                        because I'm obsessed with mold
                                         
                                        hence fucking
                                         
                                        this podcast will kill you being on our network
                                         
                                        it's amazing
                                         
                                        this mold on the grain
                                         
    
                                        that they used to make the bread
                                         
                                        and everyone went fucking hallucinogenic psycho
                                         
                                        like a psilocybin style
                                         
                                        exactly
                                         
                                        people
                                         
                                        not now, right?
                                         
                                        so
                                         
                                        essentially now we've got the crane theory
                                         
    
                                        in the mix and people are like
                                         
                                        it's just a crane
                                         
                                        it's just a huge man size crane
                                         
                                        but none of the witnesses who hear this
                                         
                                        say they saw a crane
                                         
                                        they're like no, it's simply not that
                                         
                                        I know what a fucking crane is
                                         
                                        don't you dare condescend to me professor
                                         
    
                                        so
                                         
                                        including a man who's a contractor named
                                         
                                        Neil Newell Partridge
                                         
                                        and he argues that the theory doesn't explain
                                         
                                        all these weird electrical
                                         
                                        interferences that he's been getting
                                         
                                        at his house
                                         
                                        since he spotted the moth man
                                         
    
                                        in a field on his property
                                         
                                        and he basically saw it in a field
                                         
                                        and put up a flashlight
                                         
                                        saw the glowing red eyes
                                         
                                        and was like that was no crane
                                         
                                        and here's how I know
                                         
                                        I saw the moth man
                                         
                                        my German Shepherd has disappeared
                                         
    
                                        what? that doesn't mean anything
                                         
                                        it ate the dog
                                         
                                        oh god I gotta cut it
                                         
                                        or did it run away and join
                                         
                                        the moth man
                                         
                                        join that crane and they became a fucking
                                         
                                        dynamic duo
                                         
                                        the crane carries the German Shepherd
                                         
    
                                        like a little baby
                                         
                                        a newborn baby
                                         
                                        and they're like fuck migration patterns
                                         
                                        we're going wherever we want in West Virginia
                                         
                                        we're gonna do it
                                         
                                        let's do it
                                         
                                        Neil Partridge is like
                                         
                                        no something weird is going on
                                         
    
                                        I know it my dog knew it
                                         
                                        do something about it
                                         
                                        so now there's a reporter named
                                         
                                        Mary Hire who is her correspondent
                                         
                                        for the Athens Ohio newspaper
                                         
                                        the messenger in the 16
                                         
                                        in the 16
                                         
                                        she wore the highest of heels
                                         
    
                                        so she begins writing about all these strange sightings
                                         
                                        that she's seeing coming over
                                         
                                        in the telegraph
                                         
                                        I don't know if that's what it's called
                                         
                                        is that the telegraph?
                                         
                                        what? a moth man you say
                                         
                                        why?
                                         
                                        there hasn't been a moth man around here
                                         
    
                                        in about 25 years
                                         
                                        a really short amount of time
                                         
                                        people start calling
                                         
                                        so she starts writing about it in the messenger
                                         
                                        the Athens messenger
                                         
                                        then people start calling her
                                         
                                        and telling her when they see UFOs
                                         
                                        experiencing odd electrical interferences
                                         
    
                                        like Newell did
                                         
                                        they also start hearing weird humming sounds
                                         
                                        coming up out of nowhere
                                         
                                        on one particularly busy weekend
                                         
                                        she got over 500 calls
                                         
                                        from people in the area
                                         
                                        saying that they had been seeing strange lights
                                         
                                        in the sky
                                         
    
                                        500 calls in one weekend
                                         
                                        holy shit
                                         
                                        leave me alone I'm trying to sleep
                                         
                                        how'd you get this number
                                         
                                        I'm just trying to report the news
                                         
                                        so here's John Keele
                                         
                                        in the book the moth man prophecies from 1975
                                         
                                        upon which the classic
                                         
    
                                        Richard Gere film is loosely based
                                         
                                        loosely
                                         
                                        and he is basically considered to be the foremost
                                         
                                        authority on these moth man stories
                                         
                                        he claims that between
                                         
                                        November of 1966
                                         
                                        and November of 1967
                                         
                                        at least 100 people
                                         
    
                                        personally witnessed the moth man
                                         
                                        in the Ohio and West Virginia area
                                         
                                        now
                                         
                                        on the Wikipedia page
                                         
                                        it goes on to when it gets into the debunking
                                         
                                        stage
                                         
                                        talk about how none of these people
                                         
                                        nobody could track them down
                                         
    
                                        but I just told you people's names
                                         
                                        because they were like there's no real names
                                         
                                        and you can't track them down
                                         
                                        but it's like just because people have died since 1967
                                         
                                        doesn't mean they didn't have the experience they had
                                         
                                        so fuck you
                                         
                                        professor why are we mad at this
                                         
                                        professor
                                         
    
                                        the scientists always take the moth shit
                                         
                                        okay and
                                         
                                        writings of
                                         
                                        strange creatures in the sky
                                         
                                        is not new for this area
                                         
                                        in the early 1900s
                                         
                                        that area was known for reports of
                                         
                                        thunderbirds
                                         
    
                                        which in cryptozoology
                                         
                                        are known as their giant birds
                                         
                                        with 12 foot wingspans
                                         
                                        that were spotted flying up and down the Ohio river
                                         
                                        valley
                                         
                                        Steven do you want to look up thunderbirds because this is a real thing
                                         
                                        now
                                         
                                        the pictures that you find on the internet
                                         
    
                                        will be hoaxes but
                                         
                                        thunderbirds are kind of legendary
                                         
                                        tell me what they are again
                                         
                                        they're humongous birds a lot of people think
                                         
                                        that are somehow holdovers
                                         
                                        kind of Loch Ness monster style
                                         
                                        or like pterodactyls
                                         
                                        exactly they're like leftover dinosaur birds
                                         
    
                                        that come in and are just like what's that a toddler
                                         
                                        goodbye
                                         
                                        and it happened to like the pioneers and stuff
                                         
                                        oh shit
                                         
                                        this is a story that's been going on for a while
                                         
                                        there's also stories of
                                         
                                        similar types of creatures
                                         
                                        that would ascend from the sky that Native Americans
                                         
    
                                        and First Nation people
                                         
                                        have always told
                                         
                                        where if a certain type of cloud would come in
                                         
                                        they'd be like get all the kids inside
                                         
                                        because those evil
                                         
                                        things
                                         
                                        those evil thunderbird type
                                         
                                        animals are coming
                                         
    
                                        so this isn't new in any way
                                         
                                        is my point
                                         
                                        Steven let me see
                                         
                                        there was some car showing up
                                         
                                        of course there were
                                         
                                        he can't tell the size but this is real ugly
                                         
                                        a majestic
                                         
                                        a majestic in an ugly way
                                         
    
                                        this looks like if you're a high school mascot
                                         
                                        is the falcons
                                         
                                        there was actually a picture
                                         
                                        I was talking about
                                         
                                        is it the science picture with the scientists
                                         
                                        with the gents
                                         
                                        you know what read his text
                                         
                                        seriously
                                         
    
                                        can you bring up that picture
                                         
                                        it might as well say
                                         
                                        Alex P underneath it
                                         
                                        or have like a
                                         
                                        look at that big ass bird
                                         
                                        holy shit Steven will you post this
                                         
                                        post this picture also
                                         
                                        and also Steven will you find out if that picture's a hoax
                                         
    
                                        that's insane
                                         
                                        oh if it's a hoax they'll tell us
                                         
                                        that's a hoax there's no way there's that big of a bird
                                         
                                        this is the fun part of the show where we're gonna say
                                         
                                        something's real and it's your job to tell us if it's a hoax
                                         
                                        but say it angrily
                                         
                                        make sure that you act like
                                         
                                        we're always supposed to get everything right
                                         
    
                                        we should do better
                                         
                                        we're your primary source of news
                                         
                                        okay so what we're saying is just
                                         
                                        that big huge
                                         
                                        bird like things in the sky is not
                                         
                                        new for this Ohio valley area
                                         
                                        get with it Ohio river valley
                                         
                                        I don't know if it's a valley
                                         
    
                                        that's how I go wrong is adding in words like that
                                         
                                        okay so all of the witnesses
                                         
                                        here's the difference though
                                         
                                        in this period of between
                                         
                                        1966 and 1967
                                         
                                        all the witnesses who reported seeing the mothman
                                         
                                        gave similar descriptions
                                         
                                        it was wider than a man
                                         
    
                                        but had human like legs
                                         
                                        that its eyes were set near the top of the shoulders
                                         
                                        which is the creepiest
                                         
                                        aspect of it
                                         
                                        and that it had bat like wings that glided
                                         
                                        rather than flapped
                                         
                                        when it flew and when
                                         
                                        it flew away it ascended
                                         
    
                                        straight up into the air like a helicopter
                                         
                                        and it flipped you off
                                         
                                        on the way out and said bye bitches
                                         
                                        every time it said bye bitches
                                         
                                        which is rude
                                         
                                        and say well they didn't know at the time what it meant
                                         
                                        but hashtag bye bitch
                                         
                                        what's a hashtag
                                         
    
                                        it said it really fast
                                         
                                        scary so scary
                                         
                                        witnesses also described the murky skin is either being
                                         
                                        gray or brown and that it
                                         
                                        emitted a humming sound when it flew
                                         
                                        like that
                                         
                                        like it was nervous in the grocery store
                                         
                                        I
                                         
    
                                        again and I probably said this before
                                         
                                        if you're ever near a person who just starts whistling
                                         
                                        or humming you're getting your pocket picked
                                         
                                        and you need to keep your eyes open
                                         
                                        you need to get put that head
                                         
                                        just start punching I think is the answer
                                         
                                        but first start by punching behind you
                                         
                                        yeah you be the weird one if someone's humming near you
                                         
    
                                        become the weird one and just start punching
                                         
                                        yeah because you can just
                                         
                                        you can always stop and walk away
                                         
                                        there's still the weird one that's humming
                                         
                                        go back baby
                                         
                                        can you feel it?
                                         
                                        can you feel the energy of it?
                                         
                                        oh this is my favorite sentence
                                         
    
                                        of all of this research
                                         
                                        the humming sound when it flew
                                         
                                        and then it says it was also incapable
                                         
                                        of speech
                                         
                                        it communicated with a screeching sound
                                         
                                        me too
                                         
                                        so thank god it didn't land
                                         
                                        in front of your car with its red eyes
                                         
    
                                        I was like what's up Jerry
                                         
                                        I'm here to freak the fuck out of you
                                         
                                        you mean it talked like a bird
                                         
                                        but I've had it hummed
                                         
                                        what's up in your car
                                         
                                        okay so all this is fun
                                         
                                        and creepy and weird and cryptozoological
                                         
                                        which is kind of my favorite
                                         
    
                                        as we know
                                         
                                        and maybe not true
                                         
                                        also my favorite
                                         
                                        but here's the part that's interesting and factual
                                         
                                        these sightings continue for a year
                                         
                                        up until
                                         
                                        disaster strikes
                                         
                                        the evening of December 15th
                                         
    
                                        1967
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        all these commuters are sitting in their
                                         
                                        cars in traffic
                                         
                                        waiting to cross the Silver Bridge
                                         
                                        which connects Point Pleasant West Virginia
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        Gallipolis
                                         
    
                                        Gallipolis
                                         
                                        it's Gallipolis and Gallipolis
                                         
                                        Ohio
                                         
                                        which are on either side of the Ohio River
                                         
                                        so the Silver Bridge is
                                         
                                        a span bridge it was built in 1928
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        about 4,000 cars a day
                                         
    
                                        cross it
                                         
                                        and that is very different
                                         
                                        since the 40 years ago
                                         
                                        when it was built
                                         
                                        I said I wrote since
                                         
                                        it's erection shut up
                                         
                                        but the bridge has never been updated
                                         
                                        or rebuilt to accommodate the increasing
                                         
    
                                        drive time congestion
                                         
                                        so here's the way it happened
                                         
                                        I found this story
                                         
                                        these stories from a website called
                                         
                                        Timeline.com
                                         
                                        because I just put in Silver Bridge Disaster
                                         
                                        Timeline and then there's a website called
                                         
                                        Timeline.com
                                         
    
                                        and it had these stories on it
                                         
                                        so around 5pm
                                         
                                        there's a woman named Charlene Wood
                                         
                                        getting on the bridge to get home
                                         
                                        from her job at a hair salon
                                         
                                        she's pregnant, she's been working all day
                                         
                                        she just wants to get home
                                         
                                        all around her there's trucks
                                         
    
                                        and there's people shopping
                                         
                                        for Christmas because it's almost Christmas
                                         
                                        beginning in December
                                         
                                        suddenly she feels the bridge
                                         
                                        shake now apparently because this is a
                                         
                                        span bridge
                                         
                                        a span bridge is kind of
                                         
                                        built similarly to it's one where it goes
                                         
    
                                        over a river over a body of water
                                         
                                        so it has to suspend itself
                                         
                                        but I guess a span bridge
                                         
                                        I'm not going to be able to explain this correctly
                                         
                                        but the Golden Gate Bridge
                                         
                                        is technically a span bridge
                                         
                                        it's the cables on it
                                         
                                        that hold it up and keep it out
                                         
    
                                        those are like pillars
                                         
                                        instead it's like holding itself up
                                         
                                        with tension
                                         
                                        but the way this bridge was built
                                         
                                        was flat pieces of metal
                                         
                                        that were a foot wide
                                         
                                        and like 2 inches thick
                                         
                                        as opposed to the Golden Gate Bridge
                                         
    
                                        is just all those cables
                                         
                                        so
                                         
                                        there is a tiny
                                         
                                        and I think in the end they found out
                                         
                                        3mm
                                         
                                        wide flaw in the steel
                                         
                                        on one of the spans
                                         
                                        but it had been there for so long
                                         
    
                                        there was no way to inspect it unless they would
                                         
                                        have to look at every single inch of the bridge
                                         
                                        but
                                         
                                        nothing had ever been checked or updated
                                         
                                        so over the years and the way this bridge
                                         
                                        it would move with
                                         
                                        the cars and with
                                         
                                        whatever so people said it was very common to be
                                         
    
                                        on the Silver Bridge and have the whole thing
                                         
                                        move and shake and do stuff
                                         
                                        and people were used to it
                                         
                                        but over the years this thing kind of wore away
                                         
                                        and wore away until
                                         
                                        this day
                                         
                                        so Charlene
                                         
                                        is sitting there
                                         
    
                                        and she feels the bridge shake
                                         
                                        really hard
                                         
                                        so she real quick decides to throw her car into reverse
                                         
                                        and back up as far as she can
                                         
                                        and luckily she can
                                         
                                        because one minute later
                                         
                                        60 seconds later
                                         
                                        the cars in front of her begin
                                         
    
                                        lighting down off the bridge
                                         
                                        and into the river
                                         
                                        the bridge had collapsed
                                         
                                        and the cars were just going in
                                         
                                        and she had somehow miraculously been able
                                         
                                        to back up to solid ground
                                         
                                        and get off the part that had
                                         
                                        collapsed
                                         
    
                                        and she said
                                         
                                        and the water of course
                                         
                                        it's December it's freezing the water is 40 degrees
                                         
                                        she said
                                         
                                        it was like someone had lined up dominoes
                                         
                                        I could see cars light flashing
                                         
                                        as they went tumbling into the water
                                         
                                        the car in front of me
                                         
    
                                        went in and then there was silence
                                         
                                        so she was the last car
                                         
                                        that before they stopped
                                         
                                        going into the water
                                         
                                        a truck driver named Bill Needham
                                         
                                        is midway across the bridge
                                         
                                        when it collapses he's thrown into the water
                                         
                                        but he's able to escape because he has
                                         
    
                                        a half rolled down window
                                         
                                        and he was quoted as saying
                                         
                                        I didn't know how far I had to
                                         
                                        go up when he means like swim back up
                                         
                                        he says but I could tell
                                         
                                        that the water
                                         
                                        I could tell the water kept getting
                                         
                                        lighter so that's basically how he knew
                                         
    
                                        what direction to swim
                                         
                                        he used a box that was floating in the water
                                         
                                        because basically there's all these trucks
                                         
                                        and all these cars so there's just stuff
                                         
                                        in the water so the people that were able
                                         
                                        to get out of their cars and get to the surface
                                         
                                        were grabbing things to hold on to
                                         
                                        because Bill didn't get
                                         
    
                                        rescued out of the water for 15 minutes
                                         
                                        he was in
                                         
                                        40 I think they said is 40
                                         
                                        degree water for 15 minutes
                                         
                                        his partner Robert Toe
                                         
                                        did not make it out of the truck
                                         
                                        he died in that truck and so did
                                         
                                        18 year old Marjorie Boggs
                                         
    
                                        who was driving her husband Howard
                                         
                                        and their 17 month old child
                                         
                                        across the bridge when it collapsed
                                         
                                        Howard was pulled
                                         
                                        to safety by a rescue boat
                                         
                                        and the first thing he said to the crew when he got
                                         
                                        on board was I just hope to God Marjorie
                                         
                                        and the kid got out okay
                                         
    
                                        Marjorie and her baby
                                         
                                        and Howard's baby's bodies were found
                                         
                                        six weeks later in the car
                                         
                                        in the river
                                         
                                        State Trooper Rudy O'Dell
                                         
                                        who was 31 years old at the time
                                         
                                        was one of the first officers
                                         
                                        to respond to the disaster and he said
                                         
    
                                        quote I could hear them hollering
                                         
                                        for help I didn't know how many there were
                                         
                                        at the time there was absolutely nothing
                                         
                                        I could do it was a long way
                                         
                                        out into the water so he's basically
                                         
                                        on one side of the river looking out
                                         
                                        at these people what he's going to jump into
                                         
                                        40 degree water and try to sleep yeah
                                         
    
                                        and that's not the way you save people
                                         
                                        when they're when they're drowning
                                         
                                        so in all 31 cars
                                         
                                        went into the Ohio river that day
                                         
                                        sending 64 people
                                         
                                        into its 44 degree waters
                                         
                                        so it's 44 degrees
                                         
                                        of the 64 people who went in
                                         
    
                                        46 of them died
                                         
                                        the silver bridge collapse
                                         
                                        remains the deadliest bridge disaster
                                         
                                        in United States history
                                         
                                        President Lyndon Johnson released a statement
                                         
                                        saying all Americans
                                         
                                        were shocked by the cruel tragedy
                                         
                                        and loss of life and assembled
                                         
    
                                        a task force the task force
                                         
                                        on bridge safety to mountain investigation
                                         
                                        and forensic analysis
                                         
                                        traced the problem to a small stress crack
                                         
                                        inside the bearing loop
                                         
                                        of I bar 330
                                         
                                        so the I bars were the things holding it up
                                         
                                        no sightings of the mothman
                                         
    
                                        were reported again in the point
                                         
                                        pleasant area after that day
                                         
                                        yeah so that's why people connect
                                         
                                        there's the the
                                         
                                        theory is that the mothman appeared
                                         
                                        trying to warn people
                                         
                                        about this tragedy that was coming
                                         
                                        if that is the case
                                         
    
                                        he did not do a good job
                                         
                                        I mean it could it must have been the only I can
                                         
                                        screech yes
                                         
                                        he why write something down
                                         
                                        yeah speaking human tongue
                                         
                                        yeah sorry mothman
                                         
                                        that it's just the truth
                                         
                                        whatever you did all you did was freak people
                                         
    
                                        out and you were not on message
                                         
                                        could try in 1969 the silver bridge
                                         
                                        was replaced by the silver memorial
                                         
                                        bridge which was a mile downstream
                                         
                                        of the original
                                         
                                        and there is a memorial installed
                                         
                                        in point pleasant to commemorate
                                         
                                        the 46 bridge collapse
                                         
    
                                        bridge collapse victims
                                         
                                        um what's so sad
                                         
                                        it's horrible but
                                         
                                        and I think I think the reason
                                         
                                        that legends like this pop up
                                         
                                        because a lot of you know the theories
                                         
                                        are that there's always been
                                         
                                        this legend in like
                                         
    
                                        these stories and that it come
                                         
                                        it comes up after the fact
                                         
                                        right because people want to lay
                                         
                                        some kind of that there
                                         
                                        would be help or something
                                         
                                        out of this just senseless tragedy
                                         
                                        where in the middle of the day
                                         
                                        at Christmas time
                                         
    
                                        all these people just got dumped in the river
                                         
                                        and died so it's this there
                                         
                                        is a lore and a legend around it
                                         
                                        like something was there and it could have helped
                                         
                                        but also I think it's that idea
                                         
                                        that like that maybe
                                         
                                        some somebody's watching us could help
                                         
                                        us prevent these tragedies
                                         
    
                                        in in the future we just knew how to pay
                                         
                                        attention to them correctly right
                                         
                                        understood screeching yeah exactly
                                         
                                        now on an up note
                                         
                                        point pleasant held held its
                                         
                                        first annual mothman festival in
                                         
                                        2002 really and
                                         
                                        a 12 foot tall metallic
                                         
    
                                        statue of the creature created by
                                         
                                        artist and sculptor Bob Roach was
                                         
                                        unveiled in 2003 yes there are pictures
                                         
                                        wow
                                         
                                        and it's much more silver and
                                         
                                        beautiful than any of the
                                         
                                        drawings or illustrations
                                         
                                        and also much much taller
                                         
    
                                        than the way people described it
                                         
                                        the mothman festival is a
                                         
                                        weekend long event held
                                         
                                        on the third weekend of every
                                         
                                        September and there are a variety
                                         
                                        of events that go on during the festival
                                         
                                        such as guest speakers vendor exhibits
                                         
                                        a mothman pancake
                                         
    
                                        eating contest yes can we
                                         
                                        go could we please
                                         
                                        can we be the speakers I mean
                                         
                                        we have to hit the circle of a pumpkin
                                         
                                        that's right pumpkin festival first right
                                         
                                        I think this should be number two yeah
                                         
                                        and then also the cheese festival in
                                         
                                        Wisconsin yes that's right in
                                         
    
                                        Athens, Wisconsin I think so
                                         
                                        isn't it at some kind of a
                                         
                                        other foreign city name you're so
                                         
                                        smart Steven thank you
                                         
                                        I just love that it's a mothman
                                         
                                        pancake eating contest like moths
                                         
                                        love pancakes
                                         
                                        if you're gonna have a legit
                                         
    
                                        you have a how about you have a
                                         
                                        wool suit eating contest because that's
                                         
                                        the real deal my vintage
                                         
                                        dress eating contest yes exactly
                                         
                                        it'd be way harder way longer
                                         
                                        but much more accurate
                                         
                                        there's also hay ride tours
                                         
                                        focusing on the notable areas
                                         
    
                                        of point pleasant and
                                         
                                        there's now a mothman
                                         
                                        museum and research center that opened in
                                         
                                        2005 run by someone named
                                         
                                        Wamsley good job Jeff
                                         
                                        Jeff if that's still open God bless you
                                         
                                        it'd be amazing to go look at that that's
                                         
                                        right and that's the legend
                                         
    
                                        of the mothman and the tragedy of the
                                         
                                        silverbridge collapse of 1967
                                         
                                        wow that was not what I was expecting
                                         
                                        great job right
                                         
                                        I didn't feel like getting fully back into
                                         
                                        the full tragedy no I get it that was
                                         
                                        a good one and you know touch of it at the end
                                         
                                        I feel like you know we can do stuff
                                         
    
                                        like that now and we do this we do this
                                         
                                        at live shows a lot of times too of like
                                         
                                        urban legends and stuff like that
                                         
                                        yeah I feel like let's now that we're back
                                         
                                        it's storytelling it's storytelling
                                         
                                        this is new we don't need
                                         
                                        to find the world's worst murder
                                         
                                        every week it can also
                                         
    
                                        be stories like this
                                         
                                        and I like that fucking hooray
                                         
                                        oh yeah so let's end this
                                         
                                        on a positive note let's do it
                                         
                                        do you have one from the past two months
                                         
                                        do you want me to go first absolutely yes you go first
                                         
                                        okay we three weeks
                                         
                                        ago finally moved into
                                         
    
                                        my first home
                                         
                                        I keep calling it my apartment
                                         
                                        because it's so fucking weird
                                         
                                        I don't get it but I love it
                                         
                                        yeah I'm just really happy
                                         
                                        about it and one of the
                                         
                                        things that brings me so much joy about it is watching
                                         
                                        the cats experience it
                                         
    
                                        because I've just always had an apartment that
                                         
                                        faces a stucco wall and that's like
                                         
                                        it but now we have like a view of trees
                                         
                                        so they can watch the birds
                                         
                                        and there's this one giant beetle that keeps
                                         
                                        clonking against the window and the cats
                                         
                                        get like lose their shit
                                         
                                        and because of that the windows we also have
                                         
    
                                        sunlight in the afternoon isn't that nice
                                         
                                        yeah I love it
                                         
                                        and so the cats have been laying in it
                                         
                                        in the sun and it's just
                                         
                                        so nice and comforting to watch but
                                         
                                        Elvis has this pink
                                         
                                        like he lost some fur on his chest
                                         
                                        because he's getting older and
                                         
    
                                        he's been laying in the sun for the first time
                                         
                                        in years because we have sunlight
                                         
                                        and he's gotten tan
                                         
                                        so now
                                         
                                        his pink belly is like a little bit
                                         
                                        tan and it's just making me really happy
                                         
                                        oh that's good it's really
                                         
                                        funny that's that's what's bringing me
                                         
    
                                        joy that's so good now
                                         
                                        this
                                         
                                        now be quiet now
                                         
                                        this my
                                         
                                        fucking right is so has
                                         
                                        nothing to do with me directly
                                         
                                        but I
                                         
                                        am so deeply
                                         
    
                                        proud that shits creek
                                         
                                        was nominated for multiple
                                         
                                        Emmy Awards
                                         
                                        they're going to be at the Emmys this year
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        so it was like
                                         
                                        for comedy series lead actors Eugene
                                         
                                        Levy, lead actors Catherine
                                         
    
                                        O'Hara and costumes
                                         
                                        huge
                                         
                                        but the idea that they didn't
                                         
                                        nominate
                                         
                                        Dan Levy who
                                         
                                        his whole acting style is the reason
                                         
                                        that that show
                                         
                                        like sizzles the way it does
                                         
    
                                        it's like his style and the
                                         
                                        realness and whatever but
                                         
                                        all that is to say when I saw
                                         
                                        that I was it just like I felt so proud
                                         
                                        because that's the kind of show
                                         
                                        I've rewatched it probably four
                                         
                                        times and it just keeps
                                         
                                        on giving it's funnier every time you watch
                                         
    
                                        it like it's just so good
                                         
                                        so if you haven't
                                         
                                        watched it please watch it and if you
                                         
                                        watched a while ago rewatch it
                                         
                                        like if you're in a bad mood or things get scary
                                         
                                        it feels it's just
                                         
                                        so great I had never finished watching
                                         
                                        it so I need to get back to it I mean
                                         
    
                                        look it's not for everybody I like to
                                         
                                        make very strong recommendations on this
                                         
                                        show and tell everybody things are
                                         
                                        exactly the way I think they are like
                                         
                                        Mothman prophecies
                                         
                                        but um yay hooray for Schitt's Creek
                                         
                                        and how exciting because that means that
                                         
                                        they're they're gonna be in our town that's awesome
                                         
    
                                        yeah I love it I know me too
                                         
                                        um cool
                                         
                                        thanks you guys welcome back
                                         
                                        to everyone oh my god we're so we're so
                                         
                                        excited to be back live and in
                                         
                                        studio with you we missed you
                                         
                                        this is like art the most fun
                                         
                                        job we've ever had it's the best
                                         
    
                                        I can't believe we get to do this for a living
                                         
                                        and I'm just thrilled to be back
                                         
                                        and now we have to do it for a living
                                         
                                        damn it now we have to make a living
                                         
                                        no we gotta do this thing that's right
                                         
                                        thanks for being here with us thank you
                                         
                                        we hope you had a great summer vacation too
                                         
                                        we miss you we love you sorry you have to go back
                                         
    
                                        to school now that's right
                                         
                                        send your buns and tell them
                                         
                                        today Nars are her first day of seventh grade
                                         
                                        oh my god she's a grown up
                                         
                                        yeah and her braces are off
                                         
                                        yeah bitch
                                         
                                        I'm gonna call her a bitch I'm sorry
                                         
                                        I'm not calling your niece a bitch no no no you were doing that
                                         
    
                                        Mothman style bye bitches
                                         
                                        bye bitch bye hashtag
                                         
                                        um so yes
                                         
                                        stay sexy and don't get murdered
                                         
                                        goodbye bitch
                                         
                                        bitch
                                         
                                        I'll miss you want a cookie
                                         
                                        want a cookie
                                         
