My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - 183 - Here We Back Are
Episode Date: August 15, 2019Karen and Georgia cover Jacob Wetterling and the Mothman legend & Silver Bridge collapse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Let me do this. Let me put this away.
Turn the phone off.
Okay.
I'm gonna scoot so I can see your face.
I know. Okay.
Good.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Welcome back.
Welcome back, everyone.
It's season five.
We all took two months off together.
What did you guys do on your spring break?
Oh, my gosh.
Was it the best? Did you drive all around?
Oh, my gosh. Did you have the top down and listen to Britney Spears?
Did you flip off cops? You nut.
What are you doing?
Don't do that.
That's crazy.
Since we recorded a real episode.
Two full months.
And that was wild.
And I missed it.
It had been three years since we had taken a vacation.
That's right.
Since the very beginning of this podcast.
We had not taken a meaningful break.
Sure. I went home for Christmas.
Yeah, yeah.
Once or twice.
And we take a week off here and there and put up a live episode.
Sure.
By the way, we also had to do work on those shows, too.
Work on those.
Yes. The live episodes are harder
because you have to stand up the whole time
and wear an outfit.
And be charming as best as you can.
Keep an audience with you for a low
about two hours.
Sometimes four hours.
I mean, it depends on what city we're in.
And how long we want to talk to those people.
And listen, if the home town goes long, then the home town goes long.
We just stand there.
But here we back are.
Here we are back.
I just took a shot of
Paul Holt's
McClellan 12.
We're here at the exactly right studios
that we share with Billy Jensen
and Paul Holt's Murder Squad.
We let them record here.
We share the space.
We lovingly share the space
like family where you steal people's stuff
and go tell them about it.
I went over to look at our alcohol selection
and I see hidden behind it
thing of Knob Creek.
No, Paul, you don't hide.
I pay right here. It ain't that way.
I'm taking a shot.
That's right.
And then Jago's people noticed.
Jay's sitting in his kitchen office.
I just stole a cop's whiskey.
He's retired. He can't do shit.
I feel badass.
What's your, what do you want to share?
I have a whole thing of just, you know,
updates.
I mean, two months worth of updates.
This is going to be the longest update section we've ever done.
Let me just take another shot.
Hi, how are you?
Okay, well, here's some news.
Paul, we drank all your McClellands.
Don't be mad.
Don't be mad. And if you are, that's fine too.
You're allowed to have your emotions, but you're fired.
As a fired person.
Then we hire you back.
That's right. At a lower rate.
Do it.
What's the most exciting thing, I guess?
Live shows? Should we talk about live shows?
Sure.
We're going to get all the information there.
It's November 1st and 2nd. It's going to be freaking awesome.
It's going to be like, like Murderino Con.
Is that a thing?
Yes. It's going to be a small,
beautifully appointed Murderino Con.
Yeah.
Where we get to hang out with roughly,
how many?
A couple thousand?
A couple thousand people who feel like hanging out in a weekend in November.
In Santa Barbara.
In Santa Barbara watching live shows, live podcasts from
the Exactly Right Network.
Arts and crafts.
And then you guys are going to have your own meetups too,
which I think is going to be great.
Everyone's going to be saying there's participating hotels,
so you're just going to be overrun by your friends.
It's going to be great.
That's right. I have a pitch.
And listen, Marty's totally down for this.
What if Marty and Jen...
I already have weird chills. No.
I'll say no now, but keep going.
Host a bingo night.
Just absolutely not.
Ben said he'll emcee it so that anyone can understand
what they're saying.
And the whole time, neither of them can hear anything.
So they're going to be yelling what?
It's going to be a silent bingo.
I shouldn't have said no before you got the idea out.
That's my bad.
That's fair. Why do you think I'm saving it for recording
and not telling you in a text, even though I was so excited about it?
You know what? Here's what I'm thinking.
It's only mid-August.
Yeah.
That means we have three months to try to convince Jim
to come down for this weekend.
Marty's already coming no matter what.
Of course Marty's coming.
But Jim is the anti-Marty.
He is fiercely private like my dogs.
I think I'm like a brawl.
Like a bar room brawl.
Marty and Jim?
Jim would beat the shit out of skinny Marty.
Listen, Jim has spent his life beating the shit out of people.
I heard some stories.
Just as a sidebar,
when we went on our 10-day Hawaiian vacation,
we forced my dad to go on.
He won't even go on a Hawaiian,
a tropical Hawaiian vacation.
I don't need that.
I don't like this.
I heard some stories.
Yeah, he's a
street fighter that Jim killed.
Good for him.
But I'm sure he'd love Marty and I'm sure
he might be into this hang. I don't know.
Well, my dad is about as to one time he and his friends
dressed up like the pointer sisters and did a lip-sync.
I'm so excited.
I feel like it's an even fight.
This could be in an anything-can-happen situation.
My friend Doug
who's going to be DJing
his incredible French pop where he also
projects the videos, the old French pop music.
Love it.
He wants to do a karaoke night too. He's obsessed with karaoke.
Amazing.
Totally. I think we're going to have all kinds of
cool things planned.
I personally love the bingo idea genuinely.
Because you know how I feel about games like that.
Bingo's the best.
How about an UNO tournament?
I have UNO in my purse right fucking now.
UNO to the death.
I also
wouldn't be against a trivia night which
clearly I've pitched many times and no one answers
when I say it.
So I don't think anybody else is really interested in organizing it.
I think Vince will do it.
I mean, you'd have to write questions and stuff.
It's like a whole thing.
Steven, get your listen.
Pen and paper out.
We can do it all. What we're saying is won't you join us
on this amazing weekend in Santa Barbara?
My favorite weekend.com
gives you all the details, etc.
And then we're also doing
our next show
after that is a UK and Ireland tour.
And we added a Dublin
show on November 25th
and a London show on November 28th.
So there's going to be two shows in both those.
There's also Manchester and Glasgow.
I don't know what's sold out yet, but you can go get those tickets.
And it's going to be really fun.
There's still tickets left
for the UK and Ireland.
That's right.
They're different places. They're not the same.
We deal with it. We know.
We know because we went there and we're wrong about things.
Never. This is how you learn.
This is how you grow.
Take another shot.
The fan cult is fucking booming.
Our website in general and our fan cult
have become next fucking level.
My favorite murder.com. Check it out.
But the fan cult is going to now have
an exclusive merch store
where you're going to get shit that you can only get
on the fan cults.
All new stuff. It's going to be fucking awesome.
It's going to be specifically developed
with you and mine, fan cult members for you and mine.
We were very passionate about what we picked out.
We're also doing videos
every fan cult Friday.
There's one up right now that anyone can watch
with Steven and Jay
of A Would You Rather
and then there's also
we're doing like unboxings
and we're doing question and answers
and would you rather and it's a lot of fun.
So check that out.
My favorite murder.com.
I want to talk about Exactly Right Network
real quick. Oh yeah.
The Percast. Their episode this week is
they talked to the rock stars of the trap and release community.
How fucking cool is that?
I love it so much. Oh, you're doing like a TV
guide for Exactly Right right now.
That's right. Great idea. Okay, TV guide.
Season five of The Fall Line is up.
You can hear episode one on our feed and make sure
you subscribe to The Fall Line.
It's a fucking great season and really important.
Yes, they do amazing work on The Fall Line.
Jensen and Holes, Murder Squad,
The Boozehounds.
They have Morgan Bauer, her missing
person's case this week.
This podcast will kill you is doing a
wildlife disease called
chitridomicosis.
Probably.
And all the chitridomicosis
fans out in the audience are like,
what? She said it wrong.
They're doing our thing. And tell us who the guest
this week is on Do You Need a Ride?
Do You Need a Ride? Is it this week?
No, on Monday it's our
solo night ride episode.
Oh, that's right. Chris and I and Steven
go out into the night.
It's scary though.
Turn the lights off? Yeah, we drive around
with no headlights on and we hit
16 bird scooters.
No, we just had to...
It's that kind of thing where when we all
plan stuff out, no one ever
thinks, oh, we record everything on Monday.
Like, Steven is sitting there going,
well, I could record with you guys either 11 in the
morning or 8 o'clock at night. Those are your two
choices because I got stuff all day long,
which is brand new and exciting.
So we did an 8 o'clock at night
and then in the future we're going to record on different
days than, like, say
the murder squad or whatever.
Oh, but do you know, Steven
had just finished recording
a murder squad. This is future episodes because
they had to do them all at once because Paul Holes is in
town. And
it's the case that I
did. Yeah, the
Neil Falls is the person
that we talked about who you covered.
The Las Vegas Live show. The guy
that worked at the Hoover Dam that creeped everybody
out and got killed by a sex worker
who picked up the gun and shot him back at us.
They talk to her. No, they don't.
Had their soul. We had her on
as a guest and that comes out
sometime in the future in the next couple months. So that's
kind of a teaser teaser. They might not want us to put
that in there because it's a future teaser. No, do it.
But I am so excited to listen to that
episode. That's incredible. Because Steven
said, oh, we just had this interesting
one about a guy they're not sure if he's a serial killer.
And I was like, what's this?
Like finally break out of my
own bubble. They're doing such
important shit. I'd have chills if I wasn't
lightly sweating in this really hot
fucking office. But also
it's the cool thing about murder squad
is because they need help. These are cold
cases. They need help. So
they have, you know, that guy in particular
it's so frustrating because clearly
when he attacked Heather, this was not the first time
that he had attacked or killed
anybody. He had a kill kit. He
creeped out everybody that was
anywhere near him that like there's
information to be gleaned
about who else this guy did it to.
Yeah. Who's people who, the people who
aren't being spoken for. Right. I'm so
excited to see where that goes. Me too.
Yeah. It's very, very exciting.
Citizen sleuths. That's what he called
them, right? Yep. I have one in my story
today. Do you really? I'm like really excited
about it. Having you been like chomping
at the bit. Yeah. To do this again.
I have been really excited and then
I've also been really nervous about what
story I'm going to come back with. Right.
And as soon as I started like doing the
research, I was like, oh, I forgot how
much fucking fun. I mean, not fun. This is
terrible and horrible. But I'm enjoying
like research is so much fun. Well,
it's, it feels great to have your mind
occupied by something that you're
genuinely fascinated by. Yeah. You're
using the word fun because actually
it's you're fascinated. Fascinated.
You're, you're unbelievably
upset. Yeah, yeah.
But passionate. You're passionate. If
passionate started with an N. That was
my acronym, fun. Passion.
What it really stands for. Passionate
with a capital N. This is like what school
must have been like for other people that enjoyed it.
For smart people who were encouraged.
Right. It's like writing a book
report of a book I actually like. But you
actually read. Yeah, I was like into. Instead
of me looking at the cover of Silas Marner
and going, this is about an old man
for sure.
Yes, we know for a fact. An old man
is in this book. Keep writing about that.
And just what are old men like? Yeah.
Well, this guy is especially bent over
at the shoulder mid back area.
I did want to bring up a couple
things that have happened
while we were, I was going to say
out of town, but that's not
technically, that's not the case.
And the most exciting I would say
is when we were
on tour last time
in the UK, the last time we were back there
two years. We did
Steven, was it 2016? No.
2018. It was definitely 2018.
I always remember the great
Elvis throw up laptop of 2018.
Oh, that's right.
That's how Steven marks time. I blocked
that out. We were in Sweden
and I get a text from Steven saying,
hey, so Elvis throw up on my laptop
and I'm taking it to the laptop doctor, but it
doesn't seem to be working right now.
Elvis throwing up
on someone's laptop is the
height of cat aggression.
Oh, yeah. Why not throw up
into Steven's mouth, Elvis?
He did throw up. Okay.
Nothing ever happened. Okay, gross.
Okay, so we know for a fact it was 2018.
We had an amazing
show in Manchester at
Saint, I want to call it Saint Mark's,
but it was this, it was a converted
church. Cathedral.
That was just
bewildering to do a
show and it felt amazing. The audience
was incredible and then
after the show, we had
a hometown
from a woman named Chloe that was
among the greats.
Truly a great storyteller,
a really fun person to spend
time with and she tells the story
of a woman
named Helen McCourt who
was murdered and
at the end of the story
she starts talking about how Helen's
mother Marie is trying to get a law
passed so that
murderers who are convicted
will not get parole if
they refuse to reveal where the bodies
of their victims are buried. Incredible.
It's an incredible concept.
It makes so much perfect logical
sense and yet it's never been
enacted, I don't think anywhere.
And on July 5th,
2019, Marie McCourt
and all the people that signed
all of those
petitions. Which a ton of murdering
post of that episode which is fucking incredible.
That's right. All kinds of people got active
and let their voice be heard
and they passed Helen's law
and now in England, Wales
and Northern Ireland it is the law
that if you don't reveal where your victims buried
you don't get parole. Fuck yes.
Amazing, amazing work. Congratulations.
Good job you guys. Yeah, that's incredible.
That's the kind of thing that like
how exciting to be
even adjacent to that. Yeah.
So great job Chloe. Powerful.
Chloe is the person who brought that
to everyone's attention. Yeah.
And then of course everyone else
that actually got it done. That was
such exciting news to get
in the middle of vacation. That's when I was like
I wish we were back. I missed it.
We could talk about this for you. Yeah, for sure.
So exciting. Then of course, you know
season 2 of Dairy Girls
premiered. The girls who live in
London Dairy, Northern Ireland. Not Bill Fass.
No. Totally different town. Different?
They don't even like each other. No.
No problem. Anyway. Have you been
watching Euphoria
on HBO? Oh yes.
I love it so much. It's
so good. Friend of the show,
Maude Apatow is in it. And she's
so cute and funny.
Everyone is dressed up. It's Halloween.
Everyone is dressed up as a sexy
whatever. Sexy whatever. And she's
dressed in full Bob Ross costume.
Full
Bob Ross dress. And I just
love it. So it's just a perfect
character. It's so good.
She's darling. I love it. It's such
a good show. The character cat
is groundbreaking.
Watching the trajectory now
have not watched the end. I haven't either.
Okay. So I still have to watch the last
episode. I'm sure there's something terrible
coming for all of us. It's terrible.
But I
just as a girl who grew up
fat, watching that girl
have this renaissance
is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I love her. She's the coolest. She's
gorgeous. But she's also like high school
broken. And like I can't wait to
see her. Like I want to see her in her 20s.
Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Like get it
like so finally she has it. Like I love
her. She gets all together. I want to protect her.
But I love the way that show
is like here's all the
different ways you can be a girl. Here's
all the different versions. And here's
all the different things that might happen to you.
And here's the way that you don't
have to be victim to it. Here's
the way that you can rise up
within it. I find it so
I find it inspirational.
I find the eyeshadow unbelievable.
The one that looks like tears with the glitter.
Oh my god. These kids
are so good. How about a simple
neon pink top line. Dude.
Just why not go for it. I'm doing it.
You know I decided to be a wig person
on my break.
On my summer vacation I decided
to become a wig person. Maybe
because of that show. And so I bought some pink
wigs. And they look
like wigs. Yeah. They don't look
great. With the little bob
like hot pink. Yeah. Sure. I just
need better quality wigs. But I feel like
the show is um, what's
the word. Making me want to do stuff
like that. Inspiration. Turns out I'm not
16. That's true. I'm 39.
But look. That's
the opposite of 16. Listen.
Hey. It's all in your mind.
This is, we're on a timeline
that goes by so fast. That's true. The difference
between 16 and 39 is a blip.
I don't feel any different. I do. You're not
different. I'm not. None of us are.
I mean these chits are still perky. Hey.
They're not going anywhere. They are not.
They are not. Until you're almost
50. And I'm just like
how are these getting lower? There's nowhere
else for them to go. Yeah. The wrinkles
in the morning are staying a little longer. Two.
In my chest. There will be a day.
There will be a day when you wake up
and they don't go away. No.
That's what happened. That was also from gaining
weight. I got this red line
where I was like, what's this? A cut?
And it just was the like
double chin line. Jesus. On the chin.
It's like, guess what? We're here to stay. Yeah.
Moving in. This is the pain. We're renting
property. The pain has arrived. Good night.
Whatever. Mother fuckers. Here's a great
pubic hair to make it even worse. Goodbye.
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I want to say
okay, so I don't know
who's first and I know Steven knows,
but I feel like we, I saw him reaching
for his second mic and like, I know, I know, I know.
But I feel like we can do whatever we want.
I feel like this is like a new season. It's so true.
We could do whatever we want, so. Let's pick
who we want to go first and then let's ask Steven
if we're right. Okay, let's
throw the runes.
Do you want to go first? I don't care.
Do you want to go last? I don't care.
Mine's long and sad.
Okay. And yours is?
Mine's sad, but
hopeful. Interesting.
Okay, then I'm going to go first. Is that okay?
Steven? Well, if we went off
of our Mary Vincent episode,
then
you would go first, which technically
is last week, but if we went off the last time
we recorded. Too much information.
Can I just say a really quick thing about
the Mary Vincent episode? First of all,
thank you everybody for voting
and giving me a shit. So yeah, in the fan
call, we had a vote for the top three episodes
in those of the past three episodes that we
posted. It was so fucking cool to see what
you guys liked the most. Yeah.
There's a couple people who piped up on Twitter
to argue those where I wanted to go,
hey friend, that's not her decision.
It was, it's called voting.
Yeah. Get out there
now and in 2020. That's right.
But I would like to say this about Mary Vincent,
who is a living, breathing human being
today.
If that story moved you,
if you were inspired
by her strength and her
fortitude and
everything about that story, please donate
to a local victims
rights charity. Amazing.
Because I think about that
sometimes, you know, there's lots of people
who like to ask us about
victims and comedy
and murder and all these different things
and somehow, you know,
like we are supposed to answer for all of that
when we just are talking about true crime.
But when things like that, when we are
talking about real people and living people,
those people
do something in their name
to make them feel like
this is the good
intended show that it is.
Or at least if you
feel like you want to, I guess, is what
I want to say. Yeah. It's a good way to
acknowledge what that person went through
and what people who didn't survive went through
and to, you know, it seems like
you're just throwing money at it, but you're
helping those people by doing that.
I know who came up with that phrase, throwing money
at it, because money is what makes things
go. It works. It's what makes things work.
It's a great solution.
And it's what charities need when they're trying
to help other people who go through really
difficult things. So if you can do it
and we realize that these days
you either can do it or you can't, but if you can,
that'd be a great thing to do in Mary Vincent's name.
Or you can volunteer.
Oh, I'm scared. I'm nervous about this one because
I want to come back with a bang. This is one I didn't
want to do live. Minnesota's most famous
crime, arguably
Jacob Wetterling. Oh, wow.
Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Let's do it.
This is one of, this is the
story that I started, I started
to research and there's
so many twists and turns in it. And of
course, a lot of that information
is from the incredible podcast In The Dark
hosted by Madeline Barron.
She's incredible. The first season
of In The Dark is about Jacob Wetterling
and the disappearance and it is fucking
incredible. Yeah. Second season's insane too.
She's so talented. The team
that makes it so talented. And I got
information from APM and from
a blog called by a woman named
Joy Baker, but I'll get into her later.
Okay. So,
all right. Here we go.
11-year-old Jacob Wetterling
was a totally normal American
kid on a fucking totally normal
Midwestern fall weekend. Picture
it. Leaves. It's beautiful.
In 1989. So he's 11
years old, 1989. I think I was, I must have been
nine years old. So totally fucking
remember this happening. And
St. Joseph, Minnesota is a totally
normal American small town. It's just
an hour from Minneapolis. The population
is just about 2,500 people. So it's a
small town, Midwest town.
It's considered safe. Kids are allowed
to play out on their own, left to their own devices
and tell dark, which we all were. And I want
to stress for our younger listeners that
helicopter parenting is around
because of stuff like this story.
Yes. They had to be helicopter parents
because they realized all the crazy things
that happen when you let your kid just
go live their lives on their own. Go be in the world.
That's right. Yeah.
So on the outskirts of town in a
less populated, a little more rural
area, dirt roads, corn fields,
long driveways, that kind of thing. But it's
not like, it's not secluded. It's just
outside of town, of the small little town.
At the end of a cul-de-sac live
the Wetterling family. Patty
and Jerry Wetterling had four kids.
And Jacob, he's born
on February 17th, 1978. He's
the second oldest. And on the
evening of Sunday, October 22nd,
1989, Patty and Jerry are
out at a function. And the kids are
home alone, which is a totally normal
thing back then. Constant. Yeah. And since
there wasn't school the next day, a friend
of Jacob's is over. And the two of them
along with Jacob's little brother, it was
just 10, they want to go run a movie
at the local Tom Thumb. They,
it's about a 15 minute bike right away.
So they call Patty to get permission.
And he's like, no fucking way. And then
they're like, you know what we should do?
They call back and ask to speak with Dad.
And he's like, okay, but
they're worried that, the thing that
they're worried about is that they'll get hit by a car
because they live in this rural area. There's no street
lights, that sort of thing. So they make them bring
a flashlight, wear a reflective vest. Like that's
their worry then. Right. You know.
Because that's, that was the worst that could
happen in their, in their knowledge. Right.
Yeah. And so they let the kids go.
So it's just around
10 p.m. It's just getting dark. The boys
leave the Wetterling home and on the
right of the store, they hear some wrestling in
an overgrown area, but they don't think anything
of it. And on their way back though,
it's now dark and
they rented Naked Gun, which is
like the most normal fucking
1989 thing to do.
And just as the boys are about to ride
by a long gravel driveway,
a man steps out of the shadows
pointing a revolver at them.
It's just so crazy because you think of like
kid being alone as the thing you need to
worry about. Not with two, with two
people. Right.
Well, and that's where the buddy system
kind of broke down. Right. That's where,
that's how helicopter parenting
came in. Where it's like, if there's not
a mom within, you know,
eyesight, then, then you
have to figure out where another mom is.
Yeah. It turns out kids need to be
watched and kept safe from predators,
but we didn't know that back then. Right.
You know. Well, in this idea of predators,
I think that was kind of the dirty
secret. Yeah. That was the thing people
weren't talking about. Right. Because it was
inappropriate or it was wrong or whatever.
Or like not in our area. There's not pedophiles
in our area. Now, of course, we have
what's the one that you can find a pedophile
Yeah. In your neighborhood. Like PervNet or
whatever. Yeah. And it's like they're just dotted
everywhere. They're everywhere. Yeah. But we didn't know
that back then. There was an innocent time. It was.
Um, so
the man has his face obscured by a
black stocking cap. He's short and stocky
and in a raspy voice that one of the boys
later describes as sounding like he has a cold.
He orders the boys to throw their bikes
into a little ditch and then life faced out on the
ground. He asks them how old they are.
And when Trevor, the little brother, says
10, the man tells him to run
into this kind of nearby wooded
area and not look back or else he'd get
shot. So Trevor takes off running
then the man forces
Jacob and his friend Aaron to face
him and he tells Aaron
to run away and not look back
or he'll be shot as well. And
Jacob Wetterling is now alone
with the man and when Trevor and Aaron
finally reach the woods and look back
Jacob and the man have vanished.
The boys run home. They tell a neighbor
what happened and
the search begins. But
only the abandoned bikes are
found and the search is called
off by 3 a.m. and doesn't
start back up until
the next morning at 8
a.m. So there's all
this fucking, you know, this
police fucked up. It's so
horrible. All the problems that went on
with this investigation
but you can hear all about that in
the dark. I just kind of, I touch
on that. Well also wasn't it, I mean
I haven't listened to it in the dark yet
but wasn't it a thing where
these are small towns that have never dealt
with anything similar to this. So
to them, they don't know that
thing of the first 48 hours. They don't
know all of the things that now
simply by the forensic files education
we've all gotten in the past 20 years.
These are the things that seem standard
but back then they didn't know. The problem
with that though is that the FBI are called
in and people who should have known stuff
are called in and didn't do basic things
like question
surrounding neighbors for over a
week if at all ever.
Which is what you're supposed to do. You start in
the small circle and you go outwards. I mean
that's what we hear. So
they didn't do a lot of those things and it's partly
because this became such a crazy media
circus and there were so many investigators
and so many different departments
on it that it just became
bungled. So the next day
FBI and other agencies
joined the investigation. Hundreds of tips
are called in and officers and volunteers
conduct aerial and ground searches.
The story goes fucking viral
and the search becomes the biggest
search for a missing child in US history.
And at the time
things like Amber Alert don't exist. That
didn't happen until 1996 and we
covered that in episode 52 actually.
And there isn't even the kind of laws
necessary to deal with such rare
crimes like stranger abductions
because that kind of is rare.
There's no national registry of sex
offenders so there's no way for investigators
to even monitor or track
sex offenders even a town away.
So everyone
sees Jacob's sweet face
on the flyers. It's on pizza
boxes. It's sent through the mail
and everyone feels
like he could be their kid and
the horrifying
way in which he was taken
really strikes people and scares them. So
they rally around finding
him. They wear white ribbons
pinned to their shirts. They form mile-long
human chains just to pray for his return
because he just feels so fucking helpless
probably. And I fucking
totally remember this. By the end of the first
week nearly a hundred officers from
various agencies are working the case.
The searches are putting in 18-hour shifts
and Patty Wetterling says
at one point she looked out her window
and the people all wearing black
all the investigators they were
searching shoulder to shoulder
doing that ground sweep and she said
it reminded her of a Stephen King movie
just so horrifying.
But somehow it took more than a week
before authorities began to question neighbors
and fully canvas the neighborhood
and that's known to be one of the most
crucial moves in an investigation of this
nature. And despite the massive search
the only evidence found are footprints
and tire tracks at the abduction site
which are casted. Is that
the right word? When you do a cast
it's cast or casted
I think. Well that's what they did
with the prince. One of the problems
that arises that the story goes national
I remember a current affair like they
fucking loved it. What's his name
Moripovich
wait what's the guy's name
with the mustache. Pat O'Brien? No.
Corraldo? Corraldo
thank you. Corraldo fucking
milks the shit out of it in a really creepy way
and the story goes
national and the law enforcement asks
the public in the nation for tips
and help which is
a bad fucking thing to do because it's probably
local and now what happens
is people from all over the country call
in these crazy tips that now investigators
have to follow up on. So they have all
these leads that probably go nowhere
you know some guys like I saw a kid that looks like him
in fucking Alabama
they have to look into it. Right. But none
of those tips lead anywhere. So then
two months later after Jacob's abduction
another boy comes forward to law enforcement
with information that he thinks is relevant
to Jacob's kidnapping. So
nine months and ten miles away
from Jacob's abduction
nine months ago this boy
he's 12 year old Jared Shiral and he
he had been kidnapped, sexually assaulted
and physically threatened by an
unknown assailant and this fucking
12 year old boy comes forward
and is like I think this is connected to
Jacob's kidnapping.
It's unbelievable. This guy Jared is
the fucking hero of the story.
We'll get into it. So Jared had been
walking home in the dark by himself
from an ice skating rink in cold springs
which was just 10 miles away
in January 1989 when
a man had pulled up and asked him for directions
the man then got out of the car
had grabbed Jared and forced him
into the backseat of the car telling him he had a gun
and wasn't afraid to use it
and he drove Jared to a remote area
sexually assaulted him and then later let him go
and the man told Jared if the
authorities ever got close to
finding him they he'd kill
Jared first and then he told
him to run and not look back or he'd shoot
ooh yeah
so the family had reported
the kidnapping and assault to the police at the time
and based on Jared's description
of the car and the man authorities were able
to connect it to a man a local man
that was on the police's radar
due to burglary charges and he'd
been caught driving with a police scanner
in the same kind of car
that Jared described and he said
that the man had a police scanner so they're like
let's fucking talk to this creep
and but he's unable
to pick him out of a lineup
and because of Jared's description of the man's car
it didn't totally match up he said that the car
had a sports rack on top and the car
like didn't even
there was like a fucking the same fucking car
that the man is released
okay okay but now
nine months later when Jared tells the story
to the FBI they believe the cases are connected
because of the details
Jared's story leads FBI agents
back to the original suspect in the case
he's an unemployed man
who lives in the town of
Painesville which is about 30 miles from
St. Joseph and his name is Danny
Heinrich he denies any
knowledge about the abduction of either Jacob or Jared
but he fails a polygraph test
he agrees to provide investigators
with his tennis shoe prints
and the souls match the prints taken at the
Jacob abduction site
and it's also found that Heinrich Sears brand
tires on his car
match the plaster cast of the tire
at the scene of Wetterling's abduction
oh my god right
and then the other thing too that I found interesting is that
they didn't see Jacob
driven away in like a getaway car
and maybe it's because nine months
earlier the car had been described
so this time he learned to hide the car
and he was hidden up the driveway
behind some trees so he walked him
to the car makes sense
so they have this is the fucking
like talk about re-traumatizing
a victim they have Jared sit
in Heinrich's car in the back seat
to see if he can recognize it
as the car he was abducted in
and this fucking strong as hell boy
says that on a scale
of one to ten the vehicle is an eight or nine
in terms of how similar it was to the car
in which he was abducted in a year earlier
but they don't do fucking semen tests
on the back seat none of that shit
but Heinrich has put
under surveillance he shakes the tail
with several times
with evasive maneuvers which is like
if you're innocent you're not trying to get away from the fucking car
yeah just go to 7-Eleven and come back
but obviously
but for some reason after two days
they stopped trying to find him
or follow him with no explanation
so during a search of the home
with his father investigators find
the police scanner and they find
a locked trunk containing two photos
of little boys one
with a towel wrapped around him and another in his underwear
both taken in Heinrich's home
so but he says to them
those photos make me look bad
and you can't take my properties so they give
the photos back to him
and he burns them
they give him the photos back
they do convince him to stand
in a lineup for three boys which I think
the photo
on the post of this you can see it
he's in a lineup
and they show it
the lineup to three boys
two who reported seeing a suspicious man in the car
near Wetterling's house in the week before the abduction
so who the fuck knows who they actually saw
and they also have Jared
look at the lineup and none of them pick out Heinrich
but the kids who aren't brought in
to see the lineup is fucking problematic
Aaron and Trevor
who were with Jacob when he was fucking abducted
and
they were not brought in to look at the lineup
and it's also criticized that the investigators
didn't have Heinrich
speak since he was said by everyone
to have a low raspy voice
so that didn't happen
and also I wonder if anyone
thought to put a mask
like a nylon over his face to see
what that would look like because clearly
it wasn't a guy that was just standing there
and there's so many other things to that
when you listen to it in the dark season one
you'll know like he was known to
wear camo around town and all
the victims were saying that this man had
camo on like same kind of clothes
that sort of thing like so many little fucking things
that just made him a probable suspect
that should have been looked into further
you know
so Heinrich is released though they take
some hair from him, hair samples from him
then on February 9th
1990
an event that has been called the most fatal flaw
in the Wetterling investigation occurs when
a drunk
Danny Heinrich is arrested and questioned
by two inexperienced FBI agents
who didn't really know the details of the case
they questioned him about the kidnapping
and the molestation of Jared Shirol
but not they didn't know he was connected
to the possibly to the Jacob Wetterling case
the agents allegedly tell detectives
that they don't think Heinrich is guilty
and he's released again
I know
and then a man a fucking pedophile
convicted pedophile named Dwayne Hart
comes forward in 1991
he's a suspect in the case and they go after him
and he's like I'm friends with Danny Heinrich
and he asked me how to
that month that Jacob Wetterling went missing
asked me how to fucking hide a body
like this fucking pedophile is like
I'm telling you who the person is right now
and so the investigators
don't follow up on this
and that's the last we hear of Danny
Heinrich in the Wetterling investigation
for more than 20 years
it's easy
to sit here 30 years later
however long it is
and put all the pieces together
but these are those things
because the first thing it made me think of
is John Benet
how are you assigning any
inexperienced anybody
to a case like this
and you know everyone wants to blame a simpler time
1989 but it's like the FBI
and fucking criminal profiling
existed it wasn't like
fucking there weren't homicide detectives
those people existed
they you know
and I know that there were so many leads
and this was a really emotionally charged
investigation high pressure
but they had him
and there's more
easy for us easy for us but god damn it
it's frustrating but I think it's
and I'll tell you it's acknowledged that they fucked up
by them so here we go
well and also these are the things not that
it counts but these are the things
that then later on make it so much better
because it's that thing of
never again yeah next time they
they don't they don't repeat the same problems
you gotta hope yeah okay
meanwhile the Wetterlings established
the Jacob Wetterling Foundation
which works to help communities and families
prevent child exploitation
and Patty Wetterling becomes a national advocate
for missing children this woman is a fucking
badass hero
like I just you watch these interviews
with her and how she stays so strong
and centered and just
thinking positively and knowing what her
fucking goal is which is to help
children and victims not
you know get exploited is
unbelievable and I don't know how she has that
in her it's fascinating and she's just
so incredible
in the summer of 1990 the Jacob Wetterling Foundation
offers a national database
assistance program to help families of
missing children and legislation for the
Jacob Wetterling Act a national registry
of people who committed crimes against
children is passed so that's when
this sex offender registry
comes into fucking play
love it amazing
people take their horrible
experiences and turn them into
into something that can help
future victims and future families
yep it's I'm just
in awe of them well it's also kind of like
maybe it's a way to go
there is a there is a
not a point yeah but it is
that the good that come come out of
the ultimate darkness the worst thing
of all time that there still is
yeah something beneficial
that can come out of it right yeah
yeah amazing so
early 2000s investigators
zero in on a man named
Dan Rassier who becomes a fucking
person of interest Dan is an elementary
school teacher and he lived at the house
at the top of that gravel fucking
driveway yeah all I can think
now is now that we live in the
world where exposed pedophile
ranks basically every conspiracy theory has
been proved correct yeah and there's no
longer conspiracy theories now they're just
fucking theories about the way power works
or his world Jesus and
that idea that they are all friends
or know each other which used to be so
crazy and insane yeah is so
believable now hold on he has
nothing to do with it damn it
I was going on an Epstein
I'm on an Epstein turn dude I can't stop
reading about that fucking creepy
piece of shit he had
an island that the locals called
pedophile island
but no one could touch him because he's a
billionaire millionaire how was
he able to kill
himself after attempting it a week
earlier he either is
not dead or was murdered
that's I'm telling you
no what else could it be it could be an
aptitude it's so simple there's
so many things it could be
okay okay let's get back Jesus Christ
let's get back off pedophile island
into this terrible day go get me another
actually it's eight of them
um I'm not Paul
we're drinking Paul I'm going off the
wagon and we're drinking your McClellan's
I'd like to point out that I'm not
forcing Steven to get me drinks anymore
that's nice been promoted that's right
Steven's the engineer he doesn't get drinks Steven gets
a drink with me that's shots together
yeah and then everything some would call you peers
no we're not
I love you Steven
okay
Dan Rassier so Dan is an elementary
school music teacher and not a pedophile
damn it sorry Dan Dan sorry
I went crazy yeah no he lived at the
top of the gravel driveway where the
doctor had hidden when he took Jacob so
they were like maybe it's
him like let's go after him
the way I just did yes well
understandable and I remember I remember
when he became a person of interest because
like most murderinos we kind of kept up with
the updates of news and shit about this case
and you're like yeah it's fucking him
it's that guy it's obviously him
but investigators search the farm
the house is his parents and he lives there with them
another like fucking pedophile red flag
for most people like you live with your parents
like maybe they have a nice fucking house
maybe they have an indoor jacuzzi you don't know
teachers do not make money no that's right
they need to live somewhere music teachers
he's not so they fucking like
of course make a big deal of digging up the
property look you know and like make it look
like they have information
that's leading them to do that so
they just kind of hound him for
years they ruined his life trying to get him
to break at one point they have Patty Wetterling
wear a wire and confront him in public
and be like tell me if you took Jacob
and what does he do he's like
he just denies it he denies it the whole time
and he does interviews and he's just really
forthright and he's like I didn't do this
and he didn't yeah okay
so let's jump to 2012
now here we are there's this fucking
amazing woman named Joy Baker
she's a blogger
she is from a town
not far from where Jacob had been abducted
and had been obsessed with finding out what
happened to him and since 2010
she just had this like
I read a lot of her blog post and it's just that
she had this pull and she always thought about
him and she was just obsessed with the case
it sounds like she was just really into
it to true crime and
wanted to see if the investigators had missed
something and maybe she could help find it
so she since
2010 had been researching Jacob's case
interviewing witnesses
digging into archive news stories
and had been writing about the case on her blog
Joy the Curious
it's JoyBaker.com if you want to check it out
in her research she stumbles upon articles
from the mid 1980s
and I'm looking at I'm fucking
picturing microfiche and this is just like
a movie waiting to happen like
yeah because that means Joy had to haul her ass
down to the library
or the police station
to find all those articles that's right
who would she be played by
she's like a young Martha Stewart I would say
so let's get Laura
let's get Laura Linney on that job
Laura fucking Linney bring it
she can handle it
she's salt of the earth yeah very emotive
yeah yes
so in her research she stumbles
upon articles from the mid 1980s
there's like a two-year period
where all these cases of a strange stocky
man with a raspy voice start
is grabbing boys off their bikes
and sexually assaulting them at night
in the downtown area of Painesville Minnesota
what? remember Painesville
it's where our friend Jared is from
the man even asked
about the boys ages before grabbing them
and threatened to shoot them if they looked at him
and one boy
this is such a creepy fucking little
side like bar
said that one boy from Cold Spring
said his attacker had quote cheese teeth
like Swiss cheese kind of
which is such a like kid thing
to say you know and it's so sad
and it turns out Danny Heinrich
had chewed tobacco for several years
and it'd affect his teeth and made holes
in them
so
it turns out that on October 24th
1989 less than 48 hours
after the abduction of Jacob
one of those victims from
fucking Painesville had come forward
another one not Jared
had come forward about his assault
and told them that it was a very similar to the description
of the abduction of Jacob
and that he thought it was the same dude
because of the quote quick military
and proficient way it was done
and he said that he saw two other ambushes
by the Painesville perpetrator
so
Madeline Baren interviews
a couple of these like now men
about their abductions and
assaults and they talk about how it was just like
known like watch out for the pervert
like around town everyone knew
what was happening and like one kids like
yep he got my friend you know like they all knew
about it
and yet I think because
of like the stigma the stigma
of it the pain of it the horror
those families went through
instead of like coming together
and being the forthright which would be
a very difficult thing to do anyway
everyone just keeps it to themselves and also
don't you think it's a little bit about
boys men
sexual assault that the complete taboo
yeah and like unspoken
shame of that it happened in my little
tiny neighborhood when I was like
six or seven there was this kid
who was molesting
other boys
they one of them took him to trial
and we never
talked about it it was not discussed
there was no don't you know
warning don't go into bushes with weird
fucking creepy kids right like there was no
warning because you didn't talk about it
I mean I feel like that's the other change
aside from that that's the newest
version it's like we're all now
helicopter parenting each other
by being honest and telling these stories
that's right that's kind of the point
well that's why this guy Jared is such a fucking hero
because he came forward time and time
again trying to
find out who did this to him
and knowing that Jacob
was probably attacked by the same person and he didn't
let that get in the way you know he just like
he went full fucking force
as a child and as adult again
okay so
this other guy came forward
he said that he saw two other people
that happened to and he gave
the deputy
the name of the officers in Painesville
that he had reported it to so he said to them
go talk to these officers
but this lead wasn't checked out
until January 5th 1990
so like a year later
no that's like three months
okay
so three months later time is crazy
and it never let anywhere though
right right so they kind of didn't know
that this had been happening and Joy was able
to find this out she fucking reaches out
to Jared on Facebook
and is like did you know about these
and send some of the articles he didn't
know about it this is all interviewed
in the dark
and together they dig into
the articles find new leads and they track
down the boys now men
who had also been assaulted by the same man
and Jared convinces them to tell him
the story convinces them to band
together and go to the
police and tell them what happened
and they
they all think it's the same man who took Jacob as well
so after hearing each other stories
and piecing various descriptions together
the perpetrator Jared and the men
reach out to Jacob's case investigator
to reveal what they knew but it took a few years
before investigators began
listening and making the connections
so it's not until July 2012
a DNA profiles lifted
from the wrist of the sweatshirt that Jared
had been wearing the night that he was
assaulted
and in 2015
it's confirmed that the
DNA that's found on the sweater that's not
Jared's matches the DNA
hair samples taken from Danny Heinrich in 1990
oh my god
but guess what
he's dead
no statute of limitations
oh no
you can't take
someone who sexually assaulted
you and kidnapped you when you were 12 years
old to court when you're an adult
because they got away with it
because of statute of limitations
that just doesn't
it doesn't make any sense
it's like being victimized all over again
yes and also
it doesn't make sense
the idea of like
you got away with it
to me is such
laws made by men
about things that happen to women
and I understand that this is a different situation
but I honestly feel like that's
part of the blowback from that
it's like oh well if they raped you
and seven years later too bad for you
they're a different person now
I don't know what the thought is on that
well I think it's not understanding these predators
I think it's genuinely whenever these laws were made
they didn't understand the way these people work
how they never stop
how you can't
and you don't think of the woman
and how she doesn't have a statute of limitations
on her fucking trauma and horror
and the pain that was caused
that's not going to end in whatever five, seven years
because time has passed that's with her forever
or the victim
obviously we're talking about men here too
and then it's also like okay well if the police didn't do their job
correctly and fucked up and didn't find
the suspect and like
the statute of limitation
you're just fucked
it doesn't matter
okay but they are able
to use this to
search Heinrich's home and they find
19 binders that contain child pornography
oh my god so this motherfucker's
still alive
just hanging out in Painesville
or like a town over but basically
they also find numerous
videotapes that he had made around town
of course of like kids playing baseball
and news you know he's just a fucking pedophile pervert
piece of shit who's been allowed
to be on the street for like 30 fucking years
okay they arrest him
he's now 52 years old and
they arrest him on possession of child pornography
which is like the only thing they can get him on
month before
he's set to go to trial on those charges
it's like 25 charges of child pornography
possession he agrees to a plea deal
and the plea deal
is that he finally admits
that he was the one who kidnapped
sexually assaulted and murdered Jacob Wetterling
so on September 1st
2016
Heinrich leads investigators to the burial site
located on a pasture
near Painesville
and Painesville again it's next door to
St. Joe but it's a tiny town
2500 people, lots of farmland
about 30 miles away from
Wetterling's home and abduction site
and a short distance from where Heinrich was living in
1989
the remains are confirmed through dental records
to be Jacob Wetterling's
after 30 fucking years
Jacob's mom Patti Wetterling says
all I can confirm is that Jacob has been found
and our hearts are broken
I am not responding to any media yet
as I have no words
I know
in the plea agreement Heinrich agrees to plead guilty
to
one count of the
25 federal child pornography charges
brought against him
in addition to revealing the location of the body
and pleading guilty he also agrees to testify
as to the details of the Wetterling crime
so his family finally fucking
knows what happened
even though he won't be ever charged
for them that's part of the plea deal
so he admits to murdering
a child and he's never going to be charged
for it now yes okay
so yes my thing is
I know do you know what I'm going to say
that maybe all these people
that work on this side of the law are like
how about we know for a fact
pedophiles get jailhouse justice
the second he goes into
that can't be true
because there's so many pedophiles in jail
and he's probably a high risk fucking
because of that is high risk
but at the same time it's like
they got Epstein
did they?
no they probably didn't
they probably didn't
you know I'm sure they talked to the Wetterlings
and were like we can find out where he is
and bring him home so you can have a proper burial
for him you can visit his grave
like know where he is at least
you have to have the faith that they did
consult the family
yeah and so he's never going to get out of jail
so he got like it was like 19 to 20 years
on that one count of child pornography
so he'll be in like early 70s when he gets out
but they did it in a way that was like because of that
child pornography
they can just keep putting him
in the system right because he's
dangerous to the world
they did basically a work around exactly
to get around the fact that the laws do not reflect
how things should actually go
they couldn't have done this
he was going he's not just going to get 20 years
or whatever for good fucking behavior hopefully
you know yes at the court hearing
Heinrich testifies that he kidnapped and handcuffed
Jacob drove him to the gravel pit
near Painesville sexually assaulted
him and when he heard a patrol car
nearby he freaked out
and so he shot Jacob in the back of the head
and killed him
he buried his body in a nearby
construction site he stole
a bobcat from the fucking site to dig a grave
he said he returned
a year later when it was dark and found
Jacob's red jacket sticking out of the dirt
and some bones so he took those
and buried them close by as well
during the court hearing
Heinrich also admits to kidnapping
and sexually assaulting Jared
Cherelle earlier that same year
so Jared finally gets his fucking confirmation
he was exactly right the entire time
Heinrich sentenced to the maximum prison
term for the child pornography charge
20 years blah blah blah
and in a recorded prison call with his brother
Danny Heinrich told him that he
quote hasn't touched anybody since
the 1989 kidnapping and murder of Jacob
I know
so who cares
who cares what anything about what that guy is
right but at least there isn't that thing of like
you didn't find him quick enough and he killed
all these other people true very true
but how do we know that we don't know that
we're gonna believe this fucking monster he knows
he knows for a fact that his calls are recorded in jail
totally yeah
months after the first season in the dark was released
then the sheriff
of the county at the time
abruptly resigns and he
and his chief deputy replaces
him that same year 29 years
after the abduction the new sheriff Don
Gunman son holds a press conference
commenting on the botched investigation
and they also released the states
41,000 page investigation
file which you can fucking read online
he acknowledges that the Stearns County Sheriff's Office
lost control of the investigation
and should have caught Heinrich much earlier
and he takes responsibility for ignoring
key evidence related to Heinrich
and for making critical errors that allowed him
to avoid being caught amazing yeah
it's it's he says all of us failed
oh there was a lot of manpower
most of it was squandered he said
what a huge
symbol that is it is that's
incredible and I think a lot of people like the FBI
were pissed at him for saying that
shit but I fuck
them then because that's what
you do that's what a professional does
is you cop to your shit
you talk about what got fucked up so that
it doesn't get fucked up again that's what a kind
human does is acknowledge that
you fucked up and people are hurt because
of it yes and also someone who's good at
their job because how do you change
how do you how do you fix
and and better the system so
that it doesn't happen again if you never
cop to your shit right or if you just like give out
awards for the people who like finally did it
it's like well that's not acknowledging
the 29 years that
he wasn't found it's that kind
of it's a tiny bit of touching on
breaking down that
fraternal system that there seems to be
where if in that
in criminal justice if people can't
go it shouldn't have gone this way
without having their whole
you know souls be destroyed it's just like
everyone else has to do that why shouldn't
you have to do it too yeah it wasn't
it wasn't like he was a diabolical fucking
person that got away for 29 years and eluded
police he was just right there waiting
for the dots to be connected
and the dots to be found and they weren't
and they weren't so in 2018
a judge awards Jared Shirell
now 41 more than 17 million
in damages and his civil lawsuit against
Danny Heinrich shit yes
at the trial
Jared's friends and relatives
testify so the damage that was done to him
and his life
by Danny Heinrich and Patty Wetterling
who's close friends with him now I know
also testifies on his behalf and said that
his fortrightness about what happened to
him is what ultimately resolved Jacob's case
oh I can't
I know I can't continue to cry
on this podcast it's all I do
you're gonna short circuit the
Jared Shirell of course is unlikely to
see any of the money since Heinrich
filed for bankruptcy in 2011 of course
but it's a symbolic thing yes wanted his
day in court and you know he wanted
acknowledgement of what happened to him
and
Jacob's kidnapping changed the lives of children
and parents across the U.S.
of course helicopter parenting
just stranger danger all that shit
Joy Baker the blogger wrote that
quote Jacob's abduction changed the way we
raised our children
we taught them to be wary of strangers
to be home before dark and to scream and fight
back yeah and Jacob Wetterling
would have been 41 years old today
and that's the fucking Jacob Wetterling case
amazing please listen in the dark
season one I can't wait to
it's so good I can't wait to you know it's
funny it's not funny
because you've told me about in the dark
a bunch of times and and I thought you
were right I'd listen to it I'm glad you
you know what I listen to what cold
which is the one
it's a different one and it is
a huge bummer
a huge bummer
that's the one about
cold is the one about the murder
of Susan Powell and her two sons
by their husband
Josh Powell and it is so
fucked it's so fucked up and also
it's they made recordings
he made recordings of himself he made
audio diaries of himself so
it's it's listening to
the killer talk I hate
and so I basically had to bail on it and
I think I got them confused and then
forgot there was a other one that was right
essentially I did love cold
about to talk too much shit on them I
don't mean to talk shit no no no it's hard
it's a really hard to the killer talk
it fucked the whole that whole season
in that case fucked me up when I listen
to it it's just like I can listen
I can listen to that but not dr. death
right well that's a different
thing we all have our we all have our
areas cold is an amazing
and very well produced
podcast that this
subject of which so fucked up
on when I was driving up and down the
five alone yeah didn't help me
out no I can't imagine in any way
it was spending time with a bunch of creeps
well the second season of in the dark is the one
flowers was has been
convicted and he's been tried it was
like something like six times for this
this murder in this furniture store
and it's just like by this racist
fucking county prosecutor it's just
this this saga
of what happened to this poor man Curtis
flowers and it's just incredible
investigative journalism amazing by the
team yeah yeah god god bless
investigative journalism
so that we can have our show exactly
well that was amazing thank you
good story you
and with that I'm going to change gears
on you great as a as I
want to do only because
for me it's still summer
yes I don't want to let go
of that endless summer feeling
yeah no and so
my story this week is going to be
partly it's actually
partly a disaster story
but then it's also partly a crypto
zoology legend that's right
I'm doing
the mothman story
that's right
tell me everything now how much do you
think you know about the mouth man literally
zero is that true I don't think so
you haven't even watched the mothman prophecies the movie
I've told you to watch about 20 times I have not
watched a single movie you told me to watch
ever
I keep meaning to
have a night and just watch all care
in the movie recommendations I'm gonna make you a
list oh I have something for you oh
friend Doug Jones who's gonna be DJing
the night who I write about in the book stay sexy
don't get murdered as being someone who likes to share
weird obscure things like mr.
show oh and Largo
with yes made us a movie
from the TV murder
in Texas to 1981 TV movie
about the murder that you covered yes
was it oh god this could
be the one about the
the rich woman
and her shitty father and her father
the father the husband killed her she was into
the horses and the father killed
him yes this was
a live show that we did I don't know if we've posted
really we must have posted it if he knows
about it I think it wasn't alive Stephen
what are you talking about yeah I know it was because
we did it in oh that's right
while we were there yeah
Texas
he said you did
good oh it's called
murder in Texas oh my god
I shouldn't have taken that eighth shot this is
amazing you know Doug Jones
thank you Doug Jones what Joan Robertson
Hill yeah John Robinson Hill
yes and her father
had a like a
Texas guys nickname
but but but
but it was dude
hat
hat
ash robinson ash robinson
oh I was close you were close
with hat close with hat robins
I want my nickname to be hat from now on
okay promise
because you wear hat so much I do yeah thank you
thank you Doug this is Doug I'm so excited
wait a second I think this might start
either Farrah
and maybe it's Tommy Lee Jones
I think so and I think we posted this
no it was the guy who should have a mustache
all the time Sam Neil no no
Sam Sam Elliott
we got there we got there
and it wasn't a live episode
was not
shit
what episode was it Stephen
172 okay
we had just come back from Texas
and it was one I hadn't done there
thank you you can have that
I appreciate it I'm gonna get that one on a technicality
okay so we're talking now
about one of my favorite stories
and I have referenced on this
show that to me
of all things that are scary the
scariest one is people
talking too fast on the phone
my sister and I talk about this all the time
there's a part in the Mothman prophecies
where Richard Gear the star of the
Mothman prophecies which is basically
an amalgamation of all
of the witness stories put together
in one so they kind of made it
and it's based on a book
by an author named
hold on front back simply named
simply named and I quote
John Keele he wrote the book
the Mothman prophecies in 1975
and then they made this movie
and 22
and Richard Gear is like I'm on board
Richard Gear is like this is my jam
yeah I'm gonna this is my vehicle
so these creepy things are happening to him
as a reporter it's completely
this version of it is not
real but
at one point he's staying in this weird little hotel
and he picks up the phone and there's weird feedback
and electrical noises and then
there's a voice that goes
like that fast creepy talking
and my sister and I
decided one day because I did it to her
on the phone just to be funny
and she got so mad
and we decided that way
too fast talking is the scariest thing
it's so scary
anotherworldly so anyway
if you haven't seen the Mothman prophecies
starring Richard Gear we're all gonna watch it together
please stream it on your local
streaming services also
I got most of my information
from an article on Ranker the website
that works so hard and gets almost no credit
such a good website
and then they're like oh you like this article
well here's 10 other ones you're gonna fucking stay up all night reading
yes you're gonna like all the rest of these articles
as much if not more
so good rubbish
and also the website
which I can
starting to use more and more weird us
which basically there's a
book series that I used to read in the 90s
called like weird Los Angeles weird San Francisco
and it would have all the
haunted places creepy places
murder sites whatever
kind of creepy of
interest areas so now they're
they're all on one website called weird us
love it and
and then of course the Mothman prophecies
okay so this story took place
in and around the cities of Point Pleasant
West Virginia and Gallipoli
Ohio which
I can't believe that's the way
it's pronounced when it looks exactly like
Gallipoli acceptable
it really made me really mad
when Steven looked it up for me
from November of
1966 through December
of 1967 so
this started happening November of 1966
and went on for a year
and these two cities
sit directly across from each other
across the Ohio river
and or the
the northern part of Gallipoli
it sits directly across from
Point Pleasant West Virginia
so the West Virginia side
is best known
for Mothman sightings
but it actually also happened
over on the Ohio side as well
the Ohio river is between
and it also kind of acts as the state line
between West Virginia and Ohio
my mind just blinked out
geography don't resist geography because
here's the thing this is how we're learning about
our great nation thing we know nothing about
and also did you even know West Virginia
and Ohio were next to each other
of course I did and I failed
that class I stared at this map
for so long
um okay
so the story begins November
12th 1966 80 miles
southeast of Point Pleasant West Virginia
in a little town oh I
didn't look up the okay I'll just pronounce
this how I feel it let's hear it
clendenin that's right
C-L-E-N-D-E-N-I-N
clendenin or it could be clendenin
or it could be clendenin
but this is a little
sleepy burg of about 1,500 people
in Wikipedia says in
2010 over 1200 people
probably tripled since then
I would like to think okay so this is
what happens
cut to we're in a cemetery
five grave diggers are digging
a grave why are we here
cut that out
no leave it so gross
this is like a weird thing coming out of my throat
I belched in the micromone so
it's only there
um 5
grave diggers digging a grave
they look up they hear noise in the trees
overhead they look up to
see a man sized black
bird with huge glowing
red eyes fly out of the
treetops and then down low to the ground
near them and away okay so it's not
a man it's just the size of
one and it's a giant bird yes
I think the word man being thrown in
there is confusing man sized
it was a hyphenate okay got it a man
sized bird got it
so he didn't have like hands and arms
no he didn't have
like weird eyebrows that need to get trimmed
um no
it was just size wise you know
birds are usually the size of your arm or smaller
or fist not my man
not not not been sized
okay so
for me immediately kicking this off
my cynic mind goes when have there ever been
five grave diggers anywhere
unless this was a unionized cemetery
from the late 60s
two max
three maybe what is this fucking family annihilator
how do you get five
fire all together and they're probably also kind of freaked out a little
because they're in a fucking grave
yard digging
they might be used to it if it's their job
unless they're just digging a grave
and they're not professionals
we don't know it was the late 60s speculation
anything could have happened back then
but then the fact that
so I was saying con that it's five
because I'm not buying it that con
that it's grave diggers because it starts
on a dark and spooky night or whatever
but then
pro is the fact that five individuals came forward
so that's meaningful
although I'm sure they were
ignored and humiliated by the authorities
but three days later on November 15th
two young couples
in Point Pleasant, West Virginia
their names are Roger and Linda Scarberry
and Steve and Mary Millette
report seeing a quote
large flying man
with ten foot wings
that's different than a man size bird
that's right this is a man
that flies with huge wings
I think someone wrote that down wrong
but this huge man size bird
was following their car
wait man bird though
was following their car
in an area known as the TNT area
which was the site of a former
World War II munitions plant
near Point Pleasant
they said his eyes glowed red
when the car's headlights picked up
like shown on him
like a big man size
deer
in night vision but
I'm off man
I'm here for this
you just said a bunch of words
then more sightings start coming in
on November 17th so that's two days later
a teenage boy is driving down Route 7
near Cheshire, Ohio
a grey man shaped
ten foot tall creature
with red eyes
based on the pictures
I think the reason they're saying man shaped
and man sized is because
it's got wings but two legs
yes
and also the head stops
mid-wing
and doesn't go up above it
so it doesn't look like a man wearing wings
like a hop
yes the head's down low
just like below the wings
but it's a bird head, not a man head
the head part is a question mark
oh, Steven has a great
Steven has a bunch of pictures
let me take a look
oh god I just closed it, Steven what's your password
I'll say it on air
C-A-T-Z
cat
it's like an owl who has eyes
in his chest
we'll come back to that part
okay that's creepy as fuck
my favorite murder on Instagram
all our socials
go on
this teenage boy driving down Route 7
sees this tall grey
man shaped ten foot tall creature
that's bad enough
but then he tells the authorities
that as he sped away it followed
his car
so very creepy and spooky
then about two weeks later
we're back over in Ohio
at the Gallipolis airport
and
or Gallipolis, sorry Gallipolis airport
thank you
five pilots
circle in red and put a question mark above
five pilots see
what at first they believed to be a weird airplane
flying at 70 miles an hour
then they realized is a
some sort of large bird with a long neck
why are there five pilots on one plane
is well
we don't know if they were
if they were separate and it was five reports
okay
if they just loaded a plane
filled with pilots we have to get this thing
where it's going
everyone's a little sleepy
so if everyone takes a turn
it'll be great
one awake a co-pilot equals four sleepy co-pilots
also back then
did all men spend time in groups of five
and is that why things are so fucked up now
I trust pilots
I do too
except when you find out one of them
they're drunk trying to fly a plane
that never happens almost hardly ever
joking JK
so then
it is credible
because they see a lot of stuff
sorry grave diggers I trust you too
we absolutely trust you
but you see creepy stuff you're creeped out a lot
there's a Scooby-Doo element to being a grave digger
when you're a pilot you're just like
I've got everything on lock
and I must
so then on December 7th
four adult women
because it's women so it has to be one less
four adult women are driving up
Route 30 I'm saying these roads
like we know them at all
you know Route 30
I take it to the 110
to Route 30
okay so they're driving up Route 30
and they see what they report to be a brownish
silver man-shaped creature
with glowing red eyes
so you can rely on the women to get accurate about that color
maybe the sun was setting
crimson they're like crimson
there's like he was either super tan
big apple red that's what they paint my toenails
so
okay so authorities are baffled
probably very scared
because they keep on hearing these stories of people
seeing creepy shit
so the Mason County
West Virginia Sheriff comes up with a
totally logical answer to this mystery
he claims that
everyone's seeing an unusually large
heron
that has gone off of
its normal migration route
and he refers to the bird
whether it's a term local
terminology or he's just mad
he calls it a shit shite poke
shite poke
I know
I know it might be slang
then a wildlife biologist
at West Virginia University
tells reporters that the descriptions of the moth man
all fit the sand hill
crane which is a large
American crane with a 7 foot
wingspan that's as tall as a grown man
with reddish circles around
the eyes
and that it could be just this type
of crane that's somehow lost
say you're taking a fucking shortcut down an alley
Steven is showing me this
crane
that is a fucked up crane
let me see I haven't lost
what if you run into that crane in an alley
that's a fucking ugly creepy
poke
the sand hill crane is pretty serious
they're big
and it looks like an eye mask
like a sleep mask that's red
that's bright red
frightening
here's my problem
this bird is white
as our many cranes
these are white, grey, a little bit brown
I'm not buying it
maybe everyone was on acid
I mean this was definitely
when acid started getting popular
so I would not argue you
maybe it's like the sailing witch trials
where there was mold on the grain
that made their head
did you hear about that one?
that's one of the theories and I fucking love it
because I'm obsessed with mold
hence fucking
this podcast will kill you being on our network
it's amazing
this mold on the grain
that they used to make the bread
and everyone went fucking hallucinogenic psycho
like a psilocybin style
exactly
people
not now, right?
so
essentially now we've got the crane theory
in the mix and people are like
it's just a crane
it's just a huge man size crane
but none of the witnesses who hear this
say they saw a crane
they're like no, it's simply not that
I know what a fucking crane is
don't you dare condescend to me professor
so
including a man who's a contractor named
Neil Newell Partridge
and he argues that the theory doesn't explain
all these weird electrical
interferences that he's been getting
at his house
since he spotted the moth man
in a field on his property
and he basically saw it in a field
and put up a flashlight
saw the glowing red eyes
and was like that was no crane
and here's how I know
I saw the moth man
my German Shepherd has disappeared
what? that doesn't mean anything
it ate the dog
oh god I gotta cut it
or did it run away and join
the moth man
join that crane and they became a fucking
dynamic duo
the crane carries the German Shepherd
like a little baby
a newborn baby
and they're like fuck migration patterns
we're going wherever we want in West Virginia
we're gonna do it
let's do it
Neil Partridge is like
no something weird is going on
I know it my dog knew it
do something about it
so now there's a reporter named
Mary Hire who is her correspondent
for the Athens Ohio newspaper
the messenger in the 16
in the 16
she wore the highest of heels
so she begins writing about all these strange sightings
that she's seeing coming over
in the telegraph
I don't know if that's what it's called
is that the telegraph?
what? a moth man you say
why?
there hasn't been a moth man around here
in about 25 years
a really short amount of time
people start calling
so she starts writing about it in the messenger
the Athens messenger
then people start calling her
and telling her when they see UFOs
experiencing odd electrical interferences
like Newell did
they also start hearing weird humming sounds
coming up out of nowhere
on one particularly busy weekend
she got over 500 calls
from people in the area
saying that they had been seeing strange lights
in the sky
500 calls in one weekend
holy shit
leave me alone I'm trying to sleep
how'd you get this number
I'm just trying to report the news
so here's John Keele
in the book the moth man prophecies from 1975
upon which the classic
Richard Gere film is loosely based
loosely
and he is basically considered to be the foremost
authority on these moth man stories
he claims that between
November of 1966
and November of 1967
at least 100 people
personally witnessed the moth man
in the Ohio and West Virginia area
now
on the Wikipedia page
it goes on to when it gets into the debunking
stage
talk about how none of these people
nobody could track them down
but I just told you people's names
because they were like there's no real names
and you can't track them down
but it's like just because people have died since 1967
doesn't mean they didn't have the experience they had
so fuck you
professor why are we mad at this
professor
the scientists always take the moth shit
okay and
writings of
strange creatures in the sky
is not new for this area
in the early 1900s
that area was known for reports of
thunderbirds
which in cryptozoology
are known as their giant birds
with 12 foot wingspans
that were spotted flying up and down the Ohio river
valley
Steven do you want to look up thunderbirds because this is a real thing
now
the pictures that you find on the internet
will be hoaxes but
thunderbirds are kind of legendary
tell me what they are again
they're humongous birds a lot of people think
that are somehow holdovers
kind of Loch Ness monster style
or like pterodactyls
exactly they're like leftover dinosaur birds
that come in and are just like what's that a toddler
goodbye
and it happened to like the pioneers and stuff
oh shit
this is a story that's been going on for a while
there's also stories of
similar types of creatures
that would ascend from the sky that Native Americans
and First Nation people
have always told
where if a certain type of cloud would come in
they'd be like get all the kids inside
because those evil
things
those evil thunderbird type
animals are coming
so this isn't new in any way
is my point
Steven let me see
there was some car showing up
of course there were
he can't tell the size but this is real ugly
a majestic
a majestic in an ugly way
this looks like if you're a high school mascot
is the falcons
there was actually a picture
I was talking about
is it the science picture with the scientists
with the gents
you know what read his text
seriously
can you bring up that picture
it might as well say
Alex P underneath it
or have like a
look at that big ass bird
holy shit Steven will you post this
post this picture also
and also Steven will you find out if that picture's a hoax
that's insane
oh if it's a hoax they'll tell us
that's a hoax there's no way there's that big of a bird
this is the fun part of the show where we're gonna say
something's real and it's your job to tell us if it's a hoax
but say it angrily
make sure that you act like
we're always supposed to get everything right
we should do better
we're your primary source of news
okay so what we're saying is just
that big huge
bird like things in the sky is not
new for this Ohio valley area
get with it Ohio river valley
I don't know if it's a valley
that's how I go wrong is adding in words like that
okay so all of the witnesses
here's the difference though
in this period of between
1966 and 1967
all the witnesses who reported seeing the mothman
gave similar descriptions
it was wider than a man
but had human like legs
that its eyes were set near the top of the shoulders
which is the creepiest
aspect of it
and that it had bat like wings that glided
rather than flapped
when it flew and when
it flew away it ascended
straight up into the air like a helicopter
and it flipped you off
on the way out and said bye bitches
every time it said bye bitches
which is rude
and say well they didn't know at the time what it meant
but hashtag bye bitch
what's a hashtag
it said it really fast
scary so scary
witnesses also described the murky skin is either being
gray or brown and that it
emitted a humming sound when it flew
like that
like it was nervous in the grocery store
I
again and I probably said this before
if you're ever near a person who just starts whistling
or humming you're getting your pocket picked
and you need to keep your eyes open
you need to get put that head
just start punching I think is the answer
but first start by punching behind you
yeah you be the weird one if someone's humming near you
become the weird one and just start punching
yeah because you can just
you can always stop and walk away
there's still the weird one that's humming
go back baby
can you feel it?
can you feel the energy of it?
oh this is my favorite sentence
of all of this research
the humming sound when it flew
and then it says it was also incapable
of speech
it communicated with a screeching sound
me too
so thank god it didn't land
in front of your car with its red eyes
I was like what's up Jerry
I'm here to freak the fuck out of you
you mean it talked like a bird
but I've had it hummed
what's up in your car
okay so all this is fun
and creepy and weird and cryptozoological
which is kind of my favorite
as we know
and maybe not true
also my favorite
but here's the part that's interesting and factual
these sightings continue for a year
up until
disaster strikes
the evening of December 15th
1967
and
all these commuters are sitting in their
cars in traffic
waiting to cross the Silver Bridge
which connects Point Pleasant West Virginia
and
Gallipolis
Gallipolis
it's Gallipolis and Gallipolis
Ohio
which are on either side of the Ohio River
so the Silver Bridge is
a span bridge it was built in 1928
and
about 4,000 cars a day
cross it
and that is very different
since the 40 years ago
when it was built
I said I wrote since
it's erection shut up
but the bridge has never been updated
or rebuilt to accommodate the increasing
drive time congestion
so here's the way it happened
I found this story
these stories from a website called
Timeline.com
because I just put in Silver Bridge Disaster
Timeline and then there's a website called
Timeline.com
and it had these stories on it
so around 5pm
there's a woman named Charlene Wood
getting on the bridge to get home
from her job at a hair salon
she's pregnant, she's been working all day
she just wants to get home
all around her there's trucks
and there's people shopping
for Christmas because it's almost Christmas
beginning in December
suddenly she feels the bridge
shake now apparently because this is a
span bridge
a span bridge is kind of
built similarly to it's one where it goes
over a river over a body of water
so it has to suspend itself
but I guess a span bridge
I'm not going to be able to explain this correctly
but the Golden Gate Bridge
is technically a span bridge
it's the cables on it
that hold it up and keep it out
those are like pillars
instead it's like holding itself up
with tension
but the way this bridge was built
was flat pieces of metal
that were a foot wide
and like 2 inches thick
as opposed to the Golden Gate Bridge
is just all those cables
so
there is a tiny
and I think in the end they found out
3mm
wide flaw in the steel
on one of the spans
but it had been there for so long
there was no way to inspect it unless they would
have to look at every single inch of the bridge
but
nothing had ever been checked or updated
so over the years and the way this bridge
it would move with
the cars and with
whatever so people said it was very common to be
on the Silver Bridge and have the whole thing
move and shake and do stuff
and people were used to it
but over the years this thing kind of wore away
and wore away until
this day
so Charlene
is sitting there
and she feels the bridge shake
really hard
so she real quick decides to throw her car into reverse
and back up as far as she can
and luckily she can
because one minute later
60 seconds later
the cars in front of her begin
lighting down off the bridge
and into the river
the bridge had collapsed
and the cars were just going in
and she had somehow miraculously been able
to back up to solid ground
and get off the part that had
collapsed
and she said
and the water of course
it's December it's freezing the water is 40 degrees
she said
it was like someone had lined up dominoes
I could see cars light flashing
as they went tumbling into the water
the car in front of me
went in and then there was silence
so she was the last car
that before they stopped
going into the water
a truck driver named Bill Needham
is midway across the bridge
when it collapses he's thrown into the water
but he's able to escape because he has
a half rolled down window
and he was quoted as saying
I didn't know how far I had to
go up when he means like swim back up
he says but I could tell
that the water
I could tell the water kept getting
lighter so that's basically how he knew
what direction to swim
he used a box that was floating in the water
because basically there's all these trucks
and all these cars so there's just stuff
in the water so the people that were able
to get out of their cars and get to the surface
were grabbing things to hold on to
because Bill didn't get
rescued out of the water for 15 minutes
he was in
40 I think they said is 40
degree water for 15 minutes
his partner Robert Toe
did not make it out of the truck
he died in that truck and so did
18 year old Marjorie Boggs
who was driving her husband Howard
and their 17 month old child
across the bridge when it collapsed
Howard was pulled
to safety by a rescue boat
and the first thing he said to the crew when he got
on board was I just hope to God Marjorie
and the kid got out okay
Marjorie and her baby
and Howard's baby's bodies were found
six weeks later in the car
in the river
State Trooper Rudy O'Dell
who was 31 years old at the time
was one of the first officers
to respond to the disaster and he said
quote I could hear them hollering
for help I didn't know how many there were
at the time there was absolutely nothing
I could do it was a long way
out into the water so he's basically
on one side of the river looking out
at these people what he's going to jump into
40 degree water and try to sleep yeah
and that's not the way you save people
when they're when they're drowning
so in all 31 cars
went into the Ohio river that day
sending 64 people
into its 44 degree waters
so it's 44 degrees
of the 64 people who went in
46 of them died
the silver bridge collapse
remains the deadliest bridge disaster
in United States history
President Lyndon Johnson released a statement
saying all Americans
were shocked by the cruel tragedy
and loss of life and assembled
a task force the task force
on bridge safety to mountain investigation
and forensic analysis
traced the problem to a small stress crack
inside the bearing loop
of I bar 330
so the I bars were the things holding it up
no sightings of the mothman
were reported again in the point
pleasant area after that day
yeah so that's why people connect
there's the the
theory is that the mothman appeared
trying to warn people
about this tragedy that was coming
if that is the case
he did not do a good job
I mean it could it must have been the only I can
screech yes
he why write something down
yeah speaking human tongue
yeah sorry mothman
that it's just the truth
whatever you did all you did was freak people
out and you were not on message
could try in 1969 the silver bridge
was replaced by the silver memorial
bridge which was a mile downstream
of the original
and there is a memorial installed
in point pleasant to commemorate
the 46 bridge collapse
bridge collapse victims
um what's so sad
it's horrible but
and I think I think the reason
that legends like this pop up
because a lot of you know the theories
are that there's always been
this legend in like
these stories and that it come
it comes up after the fact
right because people want to lay
some kind of that there
would be help or something
out of this just senseless tragedy
where in the middle of the day
at Christmas time
all these people just got dumped in the river
and died so it's this there
is a lore and a legend around it
like something was there and it could have helped
but also I think it's that idea
that like that maybe
some somebody's watching us could help
us prevent these tragedies
in in the future we just knew how to pay
attention to them correctly right
understood screeching yeah exactly
now on an up note
point pleasant held held its
first annual mothman festival in
2002 really and
a 12 foot tall metallic
statue of the creature created by
artist and sculptor Bob Roach was
unveiled in 2003 yes there are pictures
wow
and it's much more silver and
beautiful than any of the
drawings or illustrations
and also much much taller
than the way people described it
the mothman festival is a
weekend long event held
on the third weekend of every
September and there are a variety
of events that go on during the festival
such as guest speakers vendor exhibits
a mothman pancake
eating contest yes can we
go could we please
can we be the speakers I mean
we have to hit the circle of a pumpkin
that's right pumpkin festival first right
I think this should be number two yeah
and then also the cheese festival in
Wisconsin yes that's right in
Athens, Wisconsin I think so
isn't it at some kind of a
other foreign city name you're so
smart Steven thank you
I just love that it's a mothman
pancake eating contest like moths
love pancakes
if you're gonna have a legit
you have a how about you have a
wool suit eating contest because that's
the real deal my vintage
dress eating contest yes exactly
it'd be way harder way longer
but much more accurate
there's also hay ride tours
focusing on the notable areas
of point pleasant and
there's now a mothman
museum and research center that opened in
2005 run by someone named
Wamsley good job Jeff
Jeff if that's still open God bless you
it'd be amazing to go look at that that's
right and that's the legend
of the mothman and the tragedy of the
silverbridge collapse of 1967
wow that was not what I was expecting
great job right
I didn't feel like getting fully back into
the full tragedy no I get it that was
a good one and you know touch of it at the end
I feel like you know we can do stuff
like that now and we do this we do this
at live shows a lot of times too of like
urban legends and stuff like that
yeah I feel like let's now that we're back
it's storytelling it's storytelling
this is new we don't need
to find the world's worst murder
every week it can also
be stories like this
and I like that fucking hooray
oh yeah so let's end this
on a positive note let's do it
do you have one from the past two months
do you want me to go first absolutely yes you go first
okay we three weeks
ago finally moved into
my first home
I keep calling it my apartment
because it's so fucking weird
I don't get it but I love it
yeah I'm just really happy
about it and one of the
things that brings me so much joy about it is watching
the cats experience it
because I've just always had an apartment that
faces a stucco wall and that's like
it but now we have like a view of trees
so they can watch the birds
and there's this one giant beetle that keeps
clonking against the window and the cats
get like lose their shit
and because of that the windows we also have
sunlight in the afternoon isn't that nice
yeah I love it
and so the cats have been laying in it
in the sun and it's just
so nice and comforting to watch but
Elvis has this pink
like he lost some fur on his chest
because he's getting older and
he's been laying in the sun for the first time
in years because we have sunlight
and he's gotten tan
so now
his pink belly is like a little bit
tan and it's just making me really happy
oh that's good it's really
funny that's that's what's bringing me
joy that's so good now
this
now be quiet now
this my
fucking right is so has
nothing to do with me directly
but I
am so deeply
proud that shits creek
was nominated for multiple
Emmy Awards
they're going to be at the Emmys this year
and
so it was like
for comedy series lead actors Eugene
Levy, lead actors Catherine
O'Hara and costumes
huge
but the idea that they didn't
nominate
Dan Levy who
his whole acting style is the reason
that that show
like sizzles the way it does
it's like his style and the
realness and whatever but
all that is to say when I saw
that I was it just like I felt so proud
because that's the kind of show
I've rewatched it probably four
times and it just keeps
on giving it's funnier every time you watch
it like it's just so good
so if you haven't
watched it please watch it and if you
watched a while ago rewatch it
like if you're in a bad mood or things get scary
it feels it's just
so great I had never finished watching
it so I need to get back to it I mean
look it's not for everybody I like to
make very strong recommendations on this
show and tell everybody things are
exactly the way I think they are like
Mothman prophecies
but um yay hooray for Schitt's Creek
and how exciting because that means that
they're they're gonna be in our town that's awesome
yeah I love it I know me too
um cool
thanks you guys welcome back
to everyone oh my god we're so we're so
excited to be back live and in
studio with you we missed you
this is like art the most fun
job we've ever had it's the best
I can't believe we get to do this for a living
and I'm just thrilled to be back
and now we have to do it for a living
damn it now we have to make a living
no we gotta do this thing that's right
thanks for being here with us thank you
we hope you had a great summer vacation too
we miss you we love you sorry you have to go back
to school now that's right
send your buns and tell them
today Nars are her first day of seventh grade
oh my god she's a grown up
yeah and her braces are off
yeah bitch
I'm gonna call her a bitch I'm sorry
I'm not calling your niece a bitch no no no you were doing that
Mothman style bye bitches
bye bitch bye hashtag
um so yes
stay sexy and don't get murdered
goodbye bitch
bitch
I'll miss you want a cookie
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