My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - 256 - Live at the Fillmore in Detroit, MI (2017)
Episode Date: January 7, 2021In this week’s former Fan Cult exclusive episode, Karen and Georgia cover the death of Robin Boes and murderer Lowell Amos.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...vacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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What's up, Detroit?
Karen has a new obsession. I'd like to tell you guys about it.
It's this fucking flag that the Mitten Murderinos made us.
And she hasn't put it down since we got here.
There's something about a flag, everybody.
It doesn't matter what size it is.
All right, everyone get ready. Go, go.
I feel like I went to Yale in the 50s.
She's only started doing fucking stage work.
What do they call it when you rock around the stage?
Spacework.
Out of nowhere.
That was when we stopped doing live shows.
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
Enough about us.
Sorry about the flag stuff.
I just don't like anything.
So when I actually like something, it's so exciting.
Everything sucks and I hate it.
And then I'm like, oh my God.
Goodbye, Karen.
Goodbye.
That was a flag bit of a show.
I'm drunk off that flag.
I'd like to address my fishnet type marks on my legs.
Because last, thank you.
Last show, I was like, these types, they're so rad.
They're spanks and tights and fishnets.
And by the end of the show, they were like down to here.
They had like rolled to here.
So I went backstage and just fucking ripped them off.
Yes.
And then I had to throw away.
So I'm like, I'll wear them again some day.
Just not on stage where I kept doing this thing.
And then I think I flashed everyone an accident too.
You're saving them for a special occasion like at a party
where you can pull them up the whole time.
Right.
Right.
Amongst friends.
Yes.
Also normally, sorry, normally we wear fancy dresses
because we get to do shows in these awesome theaters.
So we like to dress for the occasion.
When we arrived at the show tonight,
I turned to Georgia very sincerely and said,
I forgot my dress.
I forgot my dress at the hotel.
And then I, for a second, I think Vince was like,
do you want me to go back and get it?
And then I was like, oh no, because I forgot to buy shoes entirely.
So like, even if you'd want to get the dress,
I would have had to wear these with the dress.
And it all fell apart.
And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna wear this weird gap shirt then.
I was like, you're dressed like a goth already.
Right.
The only rule, because there's no rules because we made it all up,
is you have to wear black.
So fucking wear what you're wearing.
So I was still within the boundaries of the contract.
Right.
She was like, what if we wear it already now?
And I'm not kidding, you had a like 1970s like sweater
that had pink hearts on it.
And it looked like something,
what's her face from Twin Peaks would we be wearing?
Audrey?
I'm wearing black, so you can totally wear it.
Yeah. No, I think it worked out fine.
But I did leave on my shitty shoes in solidarity.
Yeah.
And for comfort reasons.
So take a look at these.
If you've never heard the podcast before,
this is the kind of heart wrenching stuff we talk about
the entire time.
Yeah.
This is my favorite murder, the true crime comedy podcast.
Thank you.
Welcome. That's Karen Kilgill.
And that's Georgia Hardstar.
Thank you.
I thought we were going to both do it.
It was just me.
I was a flat cue.
Wait, tell them the story about your discovery mid-show,
last show.
You know how some episodes I think of something really stupid
and then just scream it in the middle because I get so excited about it?
Well, this time Karen was telling her murder story
and like something happened where someone was like,
and then they did this thing and it's like clearly,
and I went to go red flag,
and then I just instead went,
like a fucking idiot,
and also didn't explain it right away.
I was just waving the flag
at a really inappropriate time.
Wait a second. Red flag.
I was just like, are you listening to me at all?
We're supposed to be doing a show together.
I ate a Coney dog.
Oh, that's right.
Vince brought,
I was in the hotel gym,
I remember Vince comes to me,
he's like, Coney dogs,
and I'm like, Rad, and he bought an extra one.
I was like, go give it to Karen,
and he goes, she doesn't want one.
Well, hold on.
No, I'm sorry, I did not need to throw you under the bus.
No, no, no, you didn't.
But when I got the text from Vince,
it was, do you want me to bring you a Coney dog?
Which to me, in my mind,
I was like, they're at a Coney dog place together,
and Vince, they're like wondering if they want to bring it back.
And then the idea of that is like,
do you want to eat a Coney dog alone
in your hotel room in the dark?
Like, we know you always do.
Of course, not all have this apple.
We didn't invite you
to get the Coney dog with us.
It was a couple's only Coney dog out there.
Couple's only Coney dog, which is very rude.
And then secondly,
do you want to eat in the dark with the curtains closed?
I mean, yes, the answer is yes.
But I'm not going to tell you about it.
I'm going to pretend like I have some self-control
over my own, I mean, yeah.
I wish you had just said in the text,
I'm bringing Georgia.
And then I'd be like, fucking bring me three.
Oh, man, it's still in the hotel room.
Out in this paper bag, trash on it.
You're welcome when we get back.
I have been...
I just wanted you to describe to the people who already know,
but, you know, Georgia used to be a host
on the Food Network.
And so she's kind of, yeah,
she's kind of a food expert.
And so I was like, I want you to tell me about the Coney dog,
but not normally I need you to tell me
like you would if you were on your Food Network show.
And I have seven years training.
Okay.
American Coney Dog in Detroit, Michigan.
Actually, can you say it again,
but say American Coney Dog in Michigan.
Say it again and say, oh, no.
Say it again and don't leave off the state.
Yeah, that's like a weird controlling producer
that's just trying to fuck with you.
Right. And she's like, put down the fucking flag.
You take a bite and you get this snap.
And then you just get the crunch of the onions
with this soft, doughy, pillowy bread,
bread, hot dog bun.
And it's just delicious.
And for the next three to four days,
your fingers smell like Coney Dogs.
No joke.
I've showered, I've washed my hands multiple times
because I have ADD,
and they still smell like Coney Dogs.
Is that the end of the Food Network segment?
Yeah.
You just go down into a,
start talking about all these weird things
you do with your Coney Dogs.
I didn't get fired from the, I didn't get fired.
What if the Food Network, like the first person in history
they fired me?
No, they didn't.
We usually don't do this.
We let people get super drunk on camera,
but you, you got to go.
Yeah.
It was really good, you guys.
And he wanted me to tell everyone
that he would normally go to the other Coney Dog place,
not American Lafayette,
but they only accepted cash,
and you didn't have cash on them,
so you didn't have a place to go to.
Yeah, it's very important.
We understand.
It's good.
Vince claims to be from here,
so you have to prove it.
You can't just go to whatever Coney Dog place.
Well, you know he's from here because
he'll hold up his hand and point to a place
that he says we're going to,
but I fucking swear to God
every time he points at the same place
that he's fucking with me,
because I'm like, well, where are we going to go,
and he's like, well,
so we're actually going to go here
and like point said his hand and I'm like,
okay, cool, I have no fucking clue
what he's talking about,
and I don't want to tell him.
He's here under my control.
What?
Okay, because you know we normally go here,
and the mitten, the mitten, the mitten.
I'm from Southern California.
This is Southern California.
We're from down here.
We're from over here on the coast.
We're not down by the elbow San Diego.
Gross.
I don't want to steal your rad joke,
but this is where we're from.
We're actually from here.
Right here.
Right at the tip of that one is where I'm most used to being.
I was caring.
I don't want to take credit for that incredible joke,
and I won't, and I refuse to.
Oh, we got a gift. Did you bring it?
Oh fuck, I didn't bring it.
Did we bring that bag?
Is the bag there?
We'll just describe it.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, so
when the people that worked here came up
and they said,
someone that's going to be at the next
show brought you this gift,
but they're so excited they need you to have it now.
And he said,
they showed me a picture of it
so I knew what was in it,
and he goes, and it's really awesome.
And then we pull the tissue off the top of the bag,
and out comes
what looks kind of like a bowling trophy,
but that's been
very, very
adjusted.
And the bottom.
So the, here we go.
I thought the verbal was way better.
So there it is.
And on the bottom it says,
the fucking word is trophy.
And there's some arms
and some eyes
and some hair.
This guy's carrying a knife,
and then he's got a head in his other hand.
Whoever made this.
Oh, Julie Rose, Kelly Lynch, Melissa Lynch,
you talented mother fucker.
The Lynch,
Kelly Rose and the Lynch sisters
delivering it once again.
I mean, if all gifts could help us
this way,
send us a gift that shows us
correctly pronounced city names.
That'd be great.
I don't know if it'd be like dinner mats or something.
That'd be great.
That's amazing.
Now we have a pneumatic aid.
So we'll always remember trophy.
Should we sit down?
Wait, first we need to talk
to the boyfriends who've been forced to come here.
I think it's important.
There's some,
there's people who already don't know what's going on
and we haven't even really talked about anything.
I know that that's very alienating
and now we're going to sit down
and talk true crime
and make jokes.
It's all very bewildering
and we understand.
We just want to know that you're our friends too
and we care about the Oilers
and stuff, whatever you like.
We also like that too.
The what? Oilers?
The Oilers?
The Lions?
The Red Wings?
It's right here.
It's here.
It's right here.
We were in some state
and I was like,
what's your guys' baseball team?
The Alligators?
I said the snakes.
The rattlesnakes.
It wasn't the rattlesnakes.
It was like a pirate.
We don't know where we are.
Anyhow, that's our way of saying hi.
We pretend to be nice and then we insult you twice.
That's how we do it.
This is a true crime comedy podcast.
Also when we sit down,
guys and ladies who don't know who we are,
they're going to applaud and it's weird.
And then when we say what murders we're doing,
I don't know.
And what we sit down and nothing happens.
They're like, why are they warning us about things that don't?
I know.
Well, now you know.
Now you know to applaud.
Who did it never happen before
and I just really wanted to be applauded
because you have to.
All right.
I was pandering.
It doesn't make a ton of sense.
We forgot something.
Steven!
Oh, Steven!
Hi!
When he's not offstage,
there was like a second wave
of even more intense cheering.
Did Steven pull his shirt up or something?
What was that?
He's wearing my Spanx.
He's like, George,
I thought it'd be funny.
Steven's here.
Steven is here.
It's great to have Steven at the live shows.
He's a very grounding presence.
We always like to have his mustache around.
It's just nice.
And then people get so genuinely excited
for Steven the podcast producer.
It's like a whole new area
of celebrity that has not existed before.
No, we had no idea.
And like, yeah.
Way to go.
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Are you ready to do this thing?
I'm ready. Yeah, it looks like it.
Georgia's first this show.
Yeah, I'm first. It's her turn.
So I hold the flag while it's my turn.
This is the turn flag.
The whole time. Or I can hold it
and then when you're done I'll go like this.
A flourish to show that I'm done.
That's all I've ever wanted
in my life.
All right. Well, this is
the story of
the death of Robin Bose.
Okay. July 30th, 2002
in the town of Zeeland,
Michigan.
Oh, is this old Zeeland?
I've been to New Zeeland.
I was like, if I say, it's spelled
E-E-E-L-A-N-D.
If I say this wrong.
Because you know they like pronounce it.
It's called Zeil.
And then I get yelled at. Yeah.
But it's spelled Zeeland. Every time.
Thank you. It's about 180 miles from here.
Great. It's up over here.
It's here. Great.
It's here.
It's the rare pinky city.
But no one, does anyone ever
go like, hey.
That wasn't actually a question.
I found my in.
Yes.
Okay.
This is like when you read the Torah,
you have to have like a special pointer
because you can't touch it.
So now I can't read.
You should go down to your local temple
and be like, I have a new idea.
You're going to love
the Torah again.
And they're like, you're not Jewish anymore.
Get the fuck out of here.
We haven't seen you for 25 years.
And we read your tweets.
Oh, my God.
What if your home temple was like,
we're so disappointed in your Twitter presence?
IJC.
I need you to love me.
Um, um, um, um, um.
Okay.
About 180 miles.
So the morning of July, correct, 2002.
Neighbors notice smoke coming
from the booze family
residence, B-O-E-S.
And firefighters get to the house.
They battle the flames
and not realize that anyone was in the house.
Oh.
And then a short time later,
they discovered the body of 14-year-old
high school freshman Robin Bowes
in her bedroom.
Robin died of smoke inhalation
and what looked like a blast of fire
that had caused her eyebrows and hairs
to be singed.
And she was facedown
inside her bedroom door.
Karen, Robin's mother,
last to leave that house that morning,
around 8.55 in the morning,
and she went and picked up her friend
to go shopping in Grand Rapids
a few minutes before 9.
Everyone loves it.
Um,
just five minutes before the fire started
is when she picked up her friend.
A few minutes after Karen and her friend
arrived at the shopping center
in Grand Rapids,
around 9.30 they received a call informing Karen
of the fire.
And when she got home,
she has to be given
a shot of valium to keep her from running inside
of the house.
She knew her daughter was inside of her.
On the sidewalk, they give her a shot of valium.
Isn't that insane?
I mean, yeah.
It's great.
The idea that that woman even had to
go through that.
She could just be like, give me the valium.
Firefighters begin to search the house.
Sorry, quick idea.
Just EpiPen style
valium shots.
For this, like for the age
we're in and the time we're in,
wouldn't it be nice?
Don't they have lollipops?
I think they have like crazy narcotic lollipops.
There was definitely an episode of
intervention.
I swear to God.
Where someone was eating valium lollipops?
They were just constantly sucking on valium lollipops.
I didn't even know it was a thing.
So,
they just don't work on me.
Any kind of thing.
I'm just like, good night.
I don't know how people can actually want to do that.
I mean, I feel like any pill that's
lollipop size is going to work on me.
I'm going to let it.
I'm going to let it.
Do you remember the one in intervention
where the woman sat in a folding
chair in her garage smoking
and taking pills all day?
That thing filled me
and it was going to happen to me.
There was like nothing about it
that I couldn't see doing.
You related to every little bitty part of it.
She couldn't smoke inside her own house
which is good.
So, she'd go into the garage
with the door shut
and a folding, one of those like
from the drugs to folding chairs
and then people would have to come out
and visit her in the garage
while she was just fucking
peeled out and just like chain
slams.
And I was like, this is my future.
There's no way I'm not going to do this.
I relate in every way to like
when you're so overwhelmed that you're like
what about absolute stillness
and being high all the time
as a solution?
In a beach chair.
In a beach chair.
Hopefully that woman got the help she needed.
Let's just do this episode about
intervention episodes because I've got
10 more I need to talk about.
I remember the girl started drinking
in the bathroom during the intervention.
Do you remember that?
She's like, hold on a second.
I have to go to the bathroom and she's fucking
as if no one was going to know.
I'm such an alcoholic.
We were both addicts.
We're not making fun.
No, we're living it.
It's tough because a lot of times
like a flask really does seem
like the solution.
And it is. Sometimes it is.
The dude who was going to a festival
recently and so he went and you can't bring
you're an alcoholic and so he went to the festival grounds
three weeks early and buried a bottle
of vodka. What?
And everyone's like, yeah, guy, good idea.
And you're like, stop drinking.
Dude.
The solution is to stop drinking.
Dude, when's the last time you paid a bill on time
but you're fucking burying a bottle
three weeks early?
Like, no judgments.
This guy clearly is smart and crafty.
Use it for good.
Say babies.
So, Valium.
That's where that started.
It started because an awful thing happened.
Let's sink back down.
We're sinking back.
So firefighters begin to search the house
just to do a once around thinking
it was an accident but they have to do some
investigation.
They found...
Okay.
Forgot to fucking mention this part.
I hate...
I hate false confession.
Well, this is from the confession tapes.
Oh. The TV show?
Yeah, the new Netflix TV show.
I meant to tell you guys that.
This case is from that?
This case. So I watched the whole thing about it.
So they get into the house
and they go into her room
where most of the fire had happened
there in the hallway.
In the middle of the fucking room
there's a five gallon gas can
in the middle of her bedroom.
Here it is. Take a look at this.
Nothing fucking shit.
Oh, shit.
That's in the middle of her bedroom.
Yeah. Why is it there?
I kind of like that they're like
the black boxes of fires where you'd think
that would burn really quickly because
it's what's filled with gas.
Right, so why? No, I'm here to tell a story.
Yeah. Guess what?
You're not getting away with shit.
And the reason I'm doing this case even though
I fucking
false confessions stress me out so much
that I had to turn the show off initially
and have a panic attack real quick
before I went back to it.
See, and then your EpiPen Valium would have
I mean, imagine. Where's my lollipop?
The reason is because
this is the only one where I was
I'm so conflicted
about what actually happened.
All the other ones it was like well obviously
this is a false confession and they didn't do it.
This one I don't freaking know
and so I need your help with telling
me why there's a fucking gas can
in the middle of the bedroom.
In the meantime,
in the show
the fire fire who found the gas can
was like whoa, he picks it up, there's video of it
sloshes it around and he's like
and my dad who was the fire chief
I turned around and said whoa, look at this
and he says when my dad said throw it out the window.
But I knew that would be a bad idea
so I left it and then they just moved on to the next scene
and I was like
your dad should be fired?
Because I knew it would be a bad idea
so I called the fire investigators instead.
Throw it out the window.
I'm sure there's a reason for that.
As the daughter of a fireman
I would just like to say that's a classic
fireman move of like get that
thing out of here. It's all very
maybe he was like an ember is going to
spark it again, maybe he was actually really smart
and the sun was kind of there. There might have been
logic behind it but there also could have been that
thing where like if you have a
parent who's a fireman you know
like they will not turn the heater on in the winter
like there's just a certain personality
style where it's like it's all very
like I'll take care of this.
Throw it out the window.
Alright, I don't have to listen to you anymore.
Okay.
But I could be wrong about this guy.
We're usually not.
Often.
The investigators are called to the scene.
They initially and a lot of people still suspect
that Robin committed suicide
in this manner.
But by the next day and
initially investigators did too, but by the next day
they brought in Karen, the mother for questioning.
She came in voluntarily, didn't ask for a lawyer
so wasn't given her right, Miranda
rights. She was given a lie detector
test which she was told she
failed miserably.
So at this point
investigators mentioned the gas
can to her and she tells them that
it had been missing for two weeks.
This is like their family gas can.
It's a gas can thing in Michigan.
It has its own chair.
When you live here
you have family gas can.
People here love gas can.
I missed that because I was talking so much.
That was funny.
Thanks.
Thanks, Georgia.
So it had gone missing
and there had been like a fire
like a little bonfire looking.
I'd start in the backyard a couple weeks before the fire
in the house so they were like maybe the neighborhood boys
were just having camping
fires. I don't know.
But as soon as
they said to her
so there was a missing gas can
Karen says you didn't find it
in her bedroom, did you?
But, and that's one of the things
that like the prosecutors eventually like
boom, but it's also like
she knows her daughter died
in a fire. She knows her is a missing gas can
and then they say to her there was a missing gas can.
She's like putting it together for a case scenario.
Right. So that is the obvious
next step. So it's like, ah,
frustrating.
Okay. After 16 hours of an investigation
16 hours, I'm sorry,
interrogation. Oh, oh, you know what I mean?
Yes. She insisted
she didn't know anything that happened.
They have all this video footage in the confession tapes.
Her neighbor and friend
she went to church with him.
She babysat his kids. Their kids went to school together
and were friends. Chief
Olney shows up to talk to her.
She's the chief.
So she's like. The police chief?
The police chief. No, I thought maybe that fire chief
would come back and be like, you know what?
Take that lie detector machine and throw it out the window.
So at this point, it's like
10 hours into the investigation and she's starting
to question herself and you can see that she
she's trying to help because
she doesn't understand what's going on. And the
the biggest thing to her is that she trusts
the lie detector test more than
she trusts her own memory. Yeah.
So she starts saying things like, I don't think I did it.
And when he walks in the room in the video,
she goes, apparently I did it.
And he goes, why?
And she says, because of the lie detector test.
So they're like, she did it and we need her to
confess. So
they're interrogating her. She
doesn't believe her own memory.
And
her fucking daughter, she's grieving her daughter from
the day before she died. Yes, she's out of her mind.
Out of her mind.
So
they told her they found gas on her shoes
and clothes.
Which I still don't know if it's true or not.
They told her they have her fingerprints
on the gas can.
They say to her gas can.
The fire started right when she left the house,
which is true. I mean, it's crazy how
quickly it started. But that's also exactly
when if a person wanted to start it, they would
wait till she left the house. Right.
And that her husband was upset
to thinking that maybe she knew more than
she was saying. So they're telling her this.
And then they do the old
story.
If you did do it, how would it have happened?
Which is always the way to get people
to explain a scenario that then they buy.
And she said, I don't know, maybe I
dreamed it at some point.
And then they said, if you did dream it, how would
that have happened?
Were you sleepwalking or in a dream state?
How about your unconscious mind?
And she starts to believe that she did it by
mistake because she says there's no way she
would have done it on purpose.
So she has no idea. She says maybe she had
a scenario.
And she slept to find the phone.
Saw the gas can.
Maybe she had sloshed her around to see what was
in there. And then maybe had lit a candle
in her room.
Right. She's just trying to put something together.
Yeah. Here's the only scenario that if it
was my fault, here's how that would have
happened.
And then so they find out that Karen and
Robin had a strained some say
stormy relationship ever since
Robin turned 14. Which is like, hi, I was
like, hi.
Introduce me to the 14-year-old that likes
their mom and I'll be like, hey, Liar,
what's up? Yeah.
How's it going? Also like,
and we've talked about this on the podcast,
from the age, as a latchkey kid from the age
of seven to 14, I played with fire
in the house constantly.
That was kind of my past time.
How fun that was to light things on fire
and see how paper burned or
like, I once took tea
in a paper towel and I wanted to smoke it
and so I lit it on fire to smoke in front
of the, and it quickly caught on fire.
You lit the bed on fire as a child.
I lit the bed on fire when I was five, everyone
knows about it. With her mom home.
My mom was on the phone and she didn't pay
enough attention to me, so I lit the bed
on fire. It worked.
It worked. We do what we must.
But
we've got to smoke a tea cigarette.
Tea paper towel cigarette.
I believe it was chamomile. It's epic.
Ew.
How did I know how to roll it?
God, you know what? I didn't.
I bet I used tape on it, too.
Yeah.
I bet I tried to smoke a taped paper towel
with loose tea inside of it.
Loose chamomile tea.
That's it. Anything.
Where were the parents?
Okay.
Can Mr. O'Connell tell us?
Jerry, what the fuck were you people doing
in the 80s when you weren't raising
all of your children? Okay.
I'm going to go into a bell and hang out
with a bad crowd. Karen admitted
to her husband there were times that
she hated Robin and that Robin had treated
her like shit.
Which, yeah, how many times have you?
Yeah. Having a teenager.
It came out.
So Robin's diary was in the room
and not burned.
So in the diary, it turned out that
Robin wrote about having called child
protective services on her father because
he threw a piece of metal at her that
was the fire.
Wayne and Robin had gotten into a huge fight.
So the family was supposed to go, I think,
the next day or that weekend away
for Memorial weekend and Robin didn't want
to go. She was supposed to start
a new job waitressing so she wanted to
come home early and they were having a huge
fight over that. Like who wants to go camping
with your family when you're 14? Right.
Or do anything with your family?
I mean, live with them.
So she said that
they'd gotten a huge fight and that Wayne
had kicked in the door and she wrote in
her diary that she was scared.
So they go to trial.
Here we go.
John D.
With the mother's admission? Yeah.
Based on that interrogation? Yeah, based on
the confession. Do you know why they didn't
look into the father? It was only the mother?
So this guy, John D.
Han, H-A-A-N,
he wrote the fire investigation book.
He wrote it, the book.
Used in fire investigation I wrote.
He's the final word in fire investigation.
Well, that's what he says. What does he say about
throwing stuff out the window?
Is there a chapter about... Did anyone
read the book? Is what the question is?
Well, he refers to it
as the Bible of fire investigations and
he's one of those characters that you and I
would be like, that I was like,
oh, this guy. You know what I mean?
Because he does admit later that he had
to
recount his expert testimony in past cases.
One of which is because the data
had changed where three children were killed
in a fire and the mother was charged with
the murder based on his expert witness
testimony.
So, there we go.
Okay, so
he concludes
that the fire started, so here's what they think.
The fire started right outside the bedroom in
the hallway with the door almost closed.
That Karen had sprinkled gasoline
all over the hallway, which was kind of like
a closed off, no window hallway,
like the 1980s house those kinds of
things, and that
there was gasoline poured
outside the door, and then the gas can
was left there, and so what
happened was in their mind that Robin woke
up, saw smoke,
so opened her bedroom door at which time
the oxygen fueled the fire and
it exploded in her face. That was their
saying, because there was no
gasoline.
I don't know. Okay.
It's just like there's so many sides to the
story. David Smith is the
defense arson expert, says
there was no gasoline spread in the hallway
at all. There was no traces of gasoline
only in Robin's room, and
possibly Robin had spread the gasoline
intending to leave before it caught
fire, maybe
to try to get out of going out of town
or to get back at her family or because she was
pissed off, but maybe that ignited
from a candle or a match, and there was
a photo, there was like matches all over her
floor, like she lit candles and incense
and shit, as you do as a
rebel, you meditate.
I didn't know what meditating was.
As a rebellious teen. You put the doors on
and you meditate.
Okay, because there were, okay, so here's
what he said, and this is so fucked up.
So there were no burns on the underside
of her chin, and he says that matches
someone
a right-handed person leaning forward
and looking down, because it protects
here. And then basically it just went
up into her face. That's what they're saying.
Maybe by the fumes. So
veteran fire dog, Rhonda.
Fire dog?
Mm-hmm, Rhonda.
I wish I had a photo of her. Fuck, I'm sorry.
I bet she's a Dalmatian. She's not.
She's like a black lab.
I don't know if they do Dalmatians anymore.
So
Rhonda comes into the house
and she,
Rhonda's a dog, zeroes
in
an overturned chair in
the parent's room.
And that had traces of gasoline on it,
but no one else, none of the fire investigators
had even noticed. So if the dog hadn't been
there, they wouldn't have found that.
And the other thing, and so weird,
okay, so maybe
Robin did accidentally do it, and that's
what I was thinking initially, but then
I found out that Robin was in her underwear,
had no shoes on, and I was thinking,
if she were planning on lighting this fire,
wouldn't she have packed a bag, including
her diary that was found out?
No, she wouldn't have left it out.
We would have had a bag, a go bag,
as they call it,
and she would have had clothes on.
So that's super weird. Also during
the polygraph test, Karen had admitted
to having an affair a few years
prior. The judge ruled it inimitable,
but the jury had already heard it.
So that kind of gave them, you know,
pause about her.
And then that turned Wayne against her
husband, and he testified
that she had snapped, and he
sought a divorce from her during the trial.
Karen was
convicted of first degree murder
for setting the fire.
She was sentenced to life in prison
without parole, and a lot of the
jurors said that what sold them
was that John D. Hand,
the fire investigator,
book writer, was so
like, line by line of line of
what exactly happened, and was so sure
of everything that he was saying to them,
he had a good story.
And I said his story was better.
And the other dude, David Smith, was like,
I'm not going to conclusively say anything
because you just nobody knows,
and so because there were other
possibilities around them, they didn't believe him.
So, sentenced to life
in prison without parole,
she has
appealed the case to the point
where she has no more appeals left,
and she maintains her innocence from prison.
She's been there for 15 years, she's 61 years old now.
And Kelly Lodenberg, who created
the confession tapes and
directs all the episodes, she's convinced
that Karen didn't kill her daughter.
The Innocence Project
reports that 28% of its
351 clients
who were convicted of crimes
only to be exonerated by
DNA involved false confessions.
I just don't know what happened
and it's driving me crazy. It's one of those
Jean Benet things where it's like, there's a couple
different things that make sense to me,
and none of them make sense all the way.
Yeah, you can kind of track any
storyline that's happening, because
the fire expert reminds me of that
Bloodspatter guy from the staircase
where that guy
was like the same thing
of talking very exacting and
scientifically about this Bloodspatter
only then a couple years later
to have all of that evidence
get overturned because it's total
bullshit and he was making
shit up, he was literally making
up these theories about Bloodspatter
and none of it was actually scientifically
proven. Well, it's just so crazy
that
I don't want to, I have an idea of
what I think happened or like what, like two
scenarios that I think could have happened,
but either way, it's like
she's just reasonable
doubt of these two, these options that
were given in the trial, maybe
she, even if I don't, I'm not
convinced she didn't do it.
There's reasonable doubt. There's reasonable doubt. Yeah.
And also, the worst part is
considering the fact, if she truly
is innocent, she lost her child,
she just basically lost everything
in this insane
circumstance. Yeah. Oh, you can
wave that now. So that's the story
of Robin Boos.
Wow.
That's rough. Yeah.
All right. Well, my murder,
my murderer, I'm going to talk
about a man named Lowell Ames
here from
Detroit. Most of the
research from
this story I'm about to tell you, I got from
a website called the Malifactors
Register, and it was written by a guy
named Mark Ribbon. Okay, so
I'm going to take you now back to December
9th, 1994,
52 year old, former general
manager, plant manager,
Lowell Ames, and his
37 year old wife, Roberta
Mauri Ames, are here in town
attending a company executive party
at the Athenian Hotel.
And they go back to their suite at
1230, and start
doing Coke. This
is a very Coke based story.
This episode is brought to you by
Drugs.
Remember that one on intervention where
the guy was super addicted to Coke, and
he looked like a
like a surfer, like he was, he looked like
he still had it together, but he slept on the
roofs of different hotels that he snuck into.
What? Again, I was sitting there
going, I'm going to do this someday.
Like you get one duvet,
and then you get like a chaise lounge
by the pool. He would sleep by the pool,
and then when people from the hotel found
him, he looked legit enough, so he'd be
like, I'm in room 473, and they'd be like
sorry, sir. I just love sleeping
under the stars and the water tower.
Okay.
So they go back to their room to do
Coke with a female friend,
and this
female friend later says that when she
left the Amos' room at
4.30 a.m., imagine
the conversations they were having
in that non-smoking
hotel room that they were absolutely
smoking in the whole entire
time. Coke is the worst because you just
talk to people you would never normally talk to.
Yeah. And you try to start a band
with them. Yeah.
It's insanity. Alright.
So she says, I absolutely see
the face of like a child at the front
row, sorry. Don't do drugs.
It's probably
a gorgeous older lady who
uses really good lotions. Don't
worry about it. You don't
know what you see.
Okay. So when this
friend leaves, she later says
that Roberta seemed tired and groggy
like she had been drinking and she was about
to pass out, but that
Lowell was jumpy and talkative.
Had a lot of ideas
about restaurants he wanted to start.
You know,
no Coke stuff.
Four hours later at 8 30
a.m.,
an executive named Burt Crabtree
classic.
He is actually from Mad Men,
but he went into this
murder
specifically. Burt, what's up?
So Burt gets
a panicked phone call from Lowell
who's saying you have to come down to my room right now.
He's freaking out. So
Burt gets another, and I think
these guys ended up being that they
worked at this company that Lowell
Amos was associated
with because I was like, who
would do, somebody called my hotel
room after a party and was like, get down here.
I'd be like, or go fuck yourself.
There's all these options. Cause no matter
what. I know the one I'm taking. Like, are you
out of your mind? Like the best possibility
is he wants you to help him clean the room.
Yes. Like that sucks.
Yeah, and that's best case scenario.
Best case scenario is fucking beer cans. Get down
here right now and you're just like, I'll
see you at the breakfast buffet.
I was just at a crazy party.
Okay, so
but Burt being the Burt Crabtree that he is
goes down
with another
employee or guest
from that party named Daniel
Porcosi and they go down to Amos's
room and when they get there
Lowell tells them Roberta
died in an accident
and he asked them for help cleaning
up before the police come.
Which again,
but also
aid in a bet this crime
that may or may not have happened.
So
Amos
tells them he had gone to sleep and when
he woke up later Roberta was
dead.
But they're both chilled by the way he explains
this to him. Cause he says
he just says to them very coldly
she's laying there in the other room cold as a
mackerel.
When mackerel is cold
I think they're quite cold when they come out
of this dream.
Yeah, it's a fish.
That's what he...
Fish don't get that hot. He's guilty.
That is a red flag.
That is stupid like that.
So then Lowell Amos
asks Daniel
to take his sport coat for him
and so he's like
sounds great doesn't question it apparently
grabs it, throws it over
no Dan number, Burt would never fucking
do that. Burt's like
I don't want your coat, I'm out of here
I've got a big project due tomorrow.
So on
his way driving home
Daniel Percosi looks
inside the breast pocket of the coat and he
finds a small black leather case
and inside the case there's
a syringe with no needle and a
foul smelling washcloth.
Eww
Like you don't want to hear those words.
No.
No.
And
like in what way?
Then I'm just like this could it be mold
there's nothing worse when you go to wash your face
and somebody had left it on the ground
then put in the washer then left in the washer for
two days then put it in the dryer
and you're like sweet it's every kind of mold
now on my face.
There's also the thing of like
a washcloth that smells bad
and then a foul smelling washcloth
just sounds so much
worse.
Foul smelling.
It smelled like the evil of men.
Or maybe it smelled like
ducks.
Got it?
Yes, it's a foul pond.
Yes.
Give it up to her.
No.
I think I heard the first time
that Mr. O'Connell left
just my stupid dad
dad joke of all time.
He really was.
He was like I hated this and now I'm on board.
Sweetie. Do more duck jokes.
That's what I came here for.
Why can't you talk about nice things?
Why does he have a southern accent?
Later on Lowell Amos took his coat
back and then after that
the leather the small leather case
and its contents disappeared.
Okay when he's interviewed by police Lowell
Amos explains he and Roberta
had engaged in sexual games
involving cocaine.
He claims that she was still doing it
when he fell asleep.
According to Kim she couldn't
snort coke because
she had a sinus problem
and that he said that she took it
inside her body and that's how
that's the sexual games part is that she took
coke through her vagina.
No.
It's true somebody would for the vagina.
That's very,
very feminist of you.
But police are confused by this story
because and as we all are
because they've been doing coke for four hours
and he's like and then I fell asleep.
No you fucking didn't.
No you didn't.
You had to watch QVC before you would have fallen asleep
my friend.
It doesn't happen.
Then if he did fall asleep
when Roberta started having seizures
because she had it as he claimed
that she had no deed on coke
that would have woken him up probably.
But none of that happened.
He was out like a light.
Well baby don't wake the baby.
And then
when the rooms process by crime scene investigators
they find coke on the bed linen
including the part
that's tucked under the mattress.
What? Yeah.
So they're just like throwing it in the air.
They're throwing it and snorting it in the air
because they're super rich.
They're like it's a raining coke everybody.
It's truly snowing
finally.
But I think also
the tucked under the mattress thing is like
they clean shit up and oh you knew that.
You knew that. Oh yeah.
It's more fun to think that.
It's more fun to think people throw
cocaine up in the air to do it.
Now I want to do that really badly.
Confetti.
Yeah they cut it really big.
Yeah.
They make her take parade.
Come on.
Okay.
When the cops go to talk to Roberta's mother
Roberta's mother is like she does not do drugs.
She's never done drugs in her life.
That's not her style.
And the cops are like mm-hmm.
And
but then when they
the anonymous female friend
that did the coke with them for the first four hours
her account of Roberta
being groggy and almost falling asleep
you may or may not know when they're on cocaine.
They stay up and watch QVC.
That's right.
And they order and they order and they order
and they call again and say how much they like the necklace.
Who are the people that call
to say how much they like the necklace?
What? Oh yeah.
Come on. We've got. We've got.
Debra on the line. How are you liking your necklace?
Ladies I love this necklace.
It goes right on my clavicle
and it is unlike any necklace
I've ever bought on television.
Now did your husband buy it for you
for your birthday? No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm on so much coke I bought it myself.
I bought seven
and I'm wearing all of them right now
and I'm licking the phone.
Also
in addition
so they
all of it smells bad to the cops.
They're like this guy is dirty
and we know it.
It smells foul.
It smells what?
The cops are like I smell a duck.
They're using the I smell a pig
joke that's used against them
and they're using against somebody else
because that's how we make ourselves feel better.
Quack, quack mother fucker.
Did you just like quack quack mother fucker?
Yes.
But I said it quietly because I wasn't sure
because it's so stupid.
That's when you double down and say it loudly.
I was gone.
Did you get there?
Okay.
I'm going to have you doing solid stand-up sets
by the end of this tour.
Quack, quack mother fucker.
Okay.
So they hate him.
They're like this guy is dirty.
We don't have any evidence to arrest him.
We have to put him under surveillance.
Two days after his wife's death
Lowell is seen
having a $1,000 dinner
with two women
that he later then has
menage a toile with.
Two days after the death of his wife?
48 hours and he's like this grief is killing me.
I've got to eat and I got to fuck two women
like immediately.
Wow.
So then
Roberta's autopsy report comes back
and the Wayne County medical examiner
reports that Roberta
did have cocaine in her system
but the problem was she had 15 times
the amount that's typically seen
in a cocaine overdose.
Shit.
She had so much cocaine in her system
that half of the drugs
hadn't even been broken down yet.
There were also traces of cocaine
found inside her vagina
but none on her body externally.
Also, the bed sheets
were slightly soiled
but her body was perfectly clean.
Forensic scientist
Dr. Phyllis Good
found lipstick and tooth marks
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
That means someone fucking put a pillow over her face.
Sorry.
But
Roberta wasn't wearing makeup
when the cops found her
and all of this
adds up to this idea
that her body was washed
in between the time that
she died. Please tell me Bert and Dan didn't
fucking help wash her body.
I don't know. I'm not sure.
These are the theories where it's like
there's nothing on her outside.
She's completely
very clean.
The police talked to Roberta's friends
and found out that she was afraid of Lowell
and she was planning to leave him
because she knew he was seeing other women.
But they couldn't figure out a motive
because he didn't stand to gain anything
financially from her death.
So it wasn't a clear cut case
until they start looking
into Lowell Amos's past.
Right? It turns out this wasn't
the first time Lowell Amos was a widower.
Before Roberta
he had been married
to a woman named Carolyn Lawrence.
They lived in Middletown in Indiana
and according to their friends
Lowell and Carolyn, that's right, heads up
Middletown
according to friends Lowell and Carolyn
argued frequently about doing the dishes
about him not being home
enough. No. She was mad at him.
I thought you were telling me that
those things and I was like, so the fuck
what?
Dishes. I was doing a call and response
and not letting you answer me about doing
the dishes. No.
I didn't know. Yeah.
I think I was right to skip it.
She was mad at
her husband because he kept taking
out huge life insurance
policies on her.
Yeah.
That would piss me off.
I mean, I think I'd get pretty mad about it.
Fuck.
Yeah.
So when he refuses to cancel them
she ends up kicking him out. Yeah.
Get away from me. Good move.
And that was in 1987.
For Vince, we actually could never take
a life insurance policy out of each other
because I would just freak the fuck out.
Even if it's legitimate, you're supposed to do that.
Yeah, you have to. According to your accountants.
She's like, no, we can't.
You'll never do it. Poor guy. No, I'm terrified.
If I do it.
I want to say in front of everyone right
now, if Karen kicks a life insurance
policy out on me, it's not my signature.
Okay. We'll see.
You guys all have to testify at the trial.
It's a pretty easy signature to forge.
It is. Have you all seen it?
Okay. So,
Carolyn kicks him out of the house
because of the insurance problem.
That issue that you have with every boyfriend.
So this is 1987.
Lowell goes and moves in with a 76
year old mother, Mary Tolls.
A few weeks later, Mary
is brought into the emergency room.
There's no diagnosis. They send her home.
Three days later, she dies.
So Lowell calls
Carolyn and is like, my mother died.
So she comes over to the house,
his mother's house,
to go see him. And she finds
him throwing all of his belongings into a car.
And when she asks him what he's doing,
he says, I don't want anybody to know that I moved
into my mother's house. And she's like, that's what
you're worried about right now. Yeah, that was his main
concern. See, he didn't
want to seem like a nerd.
So,
she lets him move back in with her.
Yes. I mean,
so because his mother,
Mary was 76 years old,
no autopsy is performed on her and the
authorities presume that she died of natural
causes. Therefore,
Lowell inherits
more than a million dollars.
More than a million.
So,
nine months later,
Carolyn Amos is found dead in her bathroom.
Lowell's statement to the police
is that he had taken her a glass full
of wine
to the bathroom where she was blow drying
her hair next to
a full bathtub of water.
Why would that?
Okay, I mean, go on.
We've all seen the sticker on the blow dryer
over all of our lives, I feel like,
all of our lives we stared at that sticker.
And we've looked at the sticker and said,
who the fuck would blow dry their hair
in the bathtub or near a bathtub full
of water? It's stupid.
Well, apparently,
he's claiming that she did. The one thing.
That's like, that's like
flushing a feminine hygiene product down
the toilet. No one does it anymore.
We've seen the signs.
Oh god, I love...
Three people in here are like, fuck, wait, what?
You're not supposed to... I didn't know!
There's a speaker in the bathroom
and my girl's like, what?
She starts
crying.
Okay, so
later,
Lowell's statement of the police,
he finds her dead in the bath
apparently electrocuted and no cause
of death is ever determined.
And the wine glass
that he claimed to have brought up to her
was not in the bathroom. It was down
in the dishwasher, the dishwasher
having been run. So it was perfectly
clean with not a trace of anything
on it. Lowell received
$800,000 from her
insurance policy. Holy shit!
Yes. So then
in an M Night
Shyamalan style twist. Oh my god, oh my god.
Even further,
it turns out that Carolyn started
out as Amos' mistress.
Uh huh. He had been
cheating on his first wife,
Sandra, with Carolyn.
Holy shit. But in
1979,
Sandra was found dead in her bathroom.
Stop it.
I can't. There's more papers.
Okay,
so
they lived in Anderson, Indiana
and a neighbor
this year, the same lady from before
quit fucking cheering for cities.
I don't mean it.
So they had
a neighbor when they lived in Anderson named
Connie Alexander, and she told
police that on the night of Sandra's death,
Sandra was at her house, they were drinking beer
together, chatting, and
Sandra went home around 11
and then a few hours later,
there's a knock at the door.
I'm scared. And
Connie answers it. It's Sandra's
little children. Oh no.
And they say, something's wrong
with mommy and the ambulance is stuck
in the snow.
So Connie's husband
runs out, helps dig
the ambulance out of the snow
and
they take Sandra to the hospital,
but she dies. What the fuck.
So when Connie hears that
she died, or was dead,
she goes over to Lowell's
house to check in on
him and she finds him burning something
in the fireplace. But she doesn't know
what it is.
Lowell's statement to the police at the time
was that Sandra had mixed wine with a sedative,
collapsed, and hit her head
in the bathroom. The cause
of her death was ruled indeterminate
and Amos received a $350,000
insurance payout. Jesus.
And then almost
immediately, same year,
he marries Carolyn.
So on November
8th, 1996, Lowell
Amos was arrested for the murder of Roberta.
Okay.
To a 1994 change in
Michigan law, the prosecution was
allowed to enter all of these
previous facts about his life
and his murder.
So amazing.
Thank God.
So they could introduce all those facts into trial.
Prosecutors also argued
that although Lowell lacked a financial motive
for killing Roberta,
as he had for his other three wives,
his, I mean, his two wives and his mother,
his fucking own mother,
his marriage was about to end.
Roberta actually
had already bought her own house
and she had told family and friends
that she wanted Lowell out of her
life. And the prosecution
theorized that he killed her because
he could not stand that rejection. He was always
the one that was making the women go
away. He was always the one that was in charge
of that. And the fact that somebody was leaving
him and had already, you know,
taken off, they
theorized that he couldn't handle that.
They said that he
first gave her a glass of wine with
two crushed sedatives in it, which is
reflective of that woman's
story that she seen groggy.
And then when she passed
out, he injected her vagina
with the cocaine dissolved in water.
And then smothered
her with a pillow when she began to convulse.
On October
24th, 1996, Lowell Amos
was convicted of premeditated murder
and murder using a toxic
substance. On
November 4th, 1996,
he was sentenced to life in prison without
the possibility of parole.
When his
sentence was read, he said to the judge
who was apparently a little bit young
if you can imagine
the fucking brass balls on this guy,
he says to the judge, you're a young
judge. I hope this
is the first time and the last time you
have to sentence an innocent man.
Oh, what a dick.
But judge Jeffrey Collins
was unmoved is what
this article said. He described Amos as
a dangerous killer without a conscience
and he was quoted as saying,
thank God for the safety of our community
you will be locked up for the rest
of your natural days.
Yeah.
No charges were ever brought in the
cases of Mary Tolles, Carolyn Lawrence
or Sandra Hurd.
And if you want to
see a dramatized version of the story
just told you
it was the subject of a
2006 lifetime movie called Black
Widower.
That's Lil Amos everybody.
Wow.
Good job.
If he's talking
about insurance
that's a red flag.
Look out.
If he keeps on handing you
glasses of wine with white shit in it
that's a red flag.
There's no tune to this song.
I'm working. I'm improving it.
If the mortar and pestle is always
in the dishwasher
that's a red flag.
You know what I'm saying?
If he kills his mother
that's a red flag.
This is true.
This is true. Hey.
It's time for a hometown murder.
Alright.
In a very special moment I get a
question.
It's been so fun to see you all.
I'm listening.
I'm going to pick someone.
This doesn't happen a lot.
This better be good.
A certain kind of way.
It needs to be concise.
No.
Wait.
Sorry.
Yes.
Over here.
Did you just pick seven people?
I'm sorry.
I'm never doing this again.
Sorry.
This is why I don't do this.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to hug her after the show.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
What's your name?
Hi, Crystal.
Crystal.
You have to take center stage.
Come out here.
Hi.
Crystal, where are you from?
I'm from Detroit.
Yeah.
What's up?
Show us on the thing where the...
Just point.
Wrong hands.
That's where Vince always points.
Everyone knows.
You are here.
You are here.
What's your hometown?
This is a family murder.
It's really fucked up.
She goes, I know.
Fucked up.
It's two murders over two years.
Several murders.
Whatever the case.
Two or seven.
I thought you said seven.
It starts with one year my cousin
on his birthday.
He's an amazing artist.
He's celebrating.
It's amazing.
My cousin, who is a police officer
is like, oh, there's a body in the river.
And she goes,
investigates.
They pull the body out.
It's my cousin.
Wait, so the police officer...
Is my cousin.
And then had to pull their own cousin.
Is our soul our cousin.
Sorry, in your police officer cousin is a woman?
That's awesome.
That's exciting.
That is exciting.
But also, this is horrible.
They pull him out.
They don't know what fucking happened.
He's dead. It's awful.
His roommate was with him.
They're like, what happened?
He's like, we were drinking.
And then he's like, I want to hang up on myself.
So he leaves.
And then he's dead.
So we're like, oh, no, no.
This seems sketchy.
Whatever the case.
My uncle, his dad is like, you know what?
It's hard.
The next year,
my cousin,
his brother of the dead person,
he's going to college.
He's getting his master's degree.
He's in Atlanta.
He comes back.
He's like, this is weird.
Whatever the case,
he does whatever he needs to do.
He gets a CCW for some random reason.
What's that?
Conceal weapons license.
When you say that he says this is weird,
my uncle wants to investigate
what happened with his brother.
But my uncle was like, I'm sad.
My son's dead.
I just want to move on.
It's over. I don't want to investigate anymore.
So my cousin's like, whatever.
So years later,
I met this part, not years later,
a year later,
I met a party randomly
for someone I don't know.
That's nearly here and there.
Was it fun?
It was a surprise party for somebody I didn't know.
So awkward.
You're like, surprise, I'm here.
It was kind of.
My friend's like, oh, we're having a party,
but only four people are here.
Can you come?
It was free drinks and food.
So I came.
It was fun. We had drinks.
And I'm leaving and my aunt calls
and she's like, hey, what are you doing?
And I'm like, I'm driving to a date.
She's like, well, can you pull over?
What do you mean?
She's like, no, seriously, pull over.
So I pull over.
Turns out my other cousin,
the brother of the person who died the year before,
that morning, it's a Sunday.
It's three days after Thanksgiving.
He goes to the neighbor's house.
He's like, knocks on the door.
The neighbor wife answers.
She's like, what's going on?
He's like, hey, turn that music down.
She's like, we're not playing any music.
He's like, yes, you are.
She's like, no, I'm not.
She goes to get her husband.
Her husband comes back.
My cousin shoots the husband
down on the front porch.
So then he goes back into their house
and he shoots
my uncle.
The uncle who didn't want to investigate?
The uncle who didn't want to investigate.
His father. His father.
So the wife obviously
calls the police.
My cousin goes into the basement.
The police for several hours.
And then my cousin kills himself.
Wow.
It's fucking awful.
I'm telling you this on the phone
while I'm on the way to a date
with this dude.
Date canceled.
No, the date wasn't canceled.
Damn.
Carol's down here.
I really needed a drink after that.
Okay. That's fair.
I'm not married. I'm divorced.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
It was the summer of Stevens.
Not that Steven.
I dated an old Steven.
A married Steven.
And then
the third Steven that I was going on the date with
I found out that night was fucking married.
That's a bad night.
Jesus.
Was it Friday the 13th?
It was Thanksgiving.
Is there investigation into the first cousin
or is it just...
We never really figured out what happened.
I'm so sorry.
It was really sad.
I broke up with that Steven.
To make matters worse.
So that part was good.
Oh, Crystal.
I mean, that was very healthy.
And we commend you for that.
Let's silver lining this shit.
Let's silver lining it.
Yeah, Crystal.
I mean, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Carol.
I mean, right?
Yeah, you don't get to keep that.
That's not your prize for having a good hometown murder, Crystal.
I want to apologize
for the fact that I clearly
have a pointing issue.
This is how I point in one person
and I apologize to the wonderful ladies
I clearly pointed at, too.
That was a great pick.
You nailed it.
Great job.
Oh, my God, Detroit.
We just got to do two amazing shows with you guys.
Thank you so much.
It's ridiculous
that we get to do this at all.
We have the best time.
It's so fun and it's because you guys support us so much.
Definitely.
We really, really love each and every one of you.
I don't know what the fuck I'm saying.
Thank you guys for coming.
Thanks for waiting in that long line.
Potentially in the rain.
It was raining for five minutes.
Thank you guys for coming again.
Fucking mitten murdering us.
You guys are awesome.
You're amazing.
Thank you for the flash.
Thank you.
Bye.
Thank you.