My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - 41 - Live from EW Popfest
Episode Date: November 3, 2016This week was recorded live from the Entertainment Weekly Popfest 2016. Karen and Georgia share Hollywood tales of murder including Lana Turner's dark family secrets and the Wasp Woman, Susan... Cabot. Plus a hometown murder picked right from the studio audience!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hi guys, welcome to day two of EW's Pop Fest.
You guys having a good time so far?
Good.
I hope you guys have been having fun at the other events and there's still more to come
tonight.
But I am so excited to welcome this next show because it's actually my personal favorite
favorite show and I'm sure I'm hoping there's a lot of murderinos in the crowd because I
am one.
All right, so without further ado, I am so pleased to welcome my favorite murder with
Georgia Heartstock and Karen Kilgirff.
What is this?
Where are you going?
What is this?
Where are we?
This is our stage show.
Karen's going to...
I'm going to do a song by JoJo right now.
I know you wish you could be outside watching her and supporting her.
Was that really JoJo?
Yes, it was.
I thought you were kidding.
I never joke about JoJo.
I can't.
I thought it was like, that's JoJo.
No.
I don't know who anyone is.
You guys are so cute, all of you.
Hi.
Thanks for...
Did you have to wait in a line and stuff for this?
That's so important.
We're super into that.
Yeah.
We should have made them wait longer.
I mean, I do have to pee, but whatever.
Do not do it.
They're like, haha, no.
Start it now.
She's crying.
Hurry up and start.
This is really freaking rad.
Guys, this is weird because we never sit in chairs like this.
We're not used to being directors of any kind.
Very bright.
It's bright.
It's cold.
Is it cold?
Are we in Antarctica or something?
Sweating.
No, I'm sweating.
Are you really?
Have you noticed that this entire day that's like raining, I haven't had a jacket on?
I have noticed, but I didn't want to criticize you.
Criticize me.
I'm fucking...
I'm always hot.
What's your deal?
Hold on a second before the murders.
JoJo, what's your medical problem?
You know, I mean, where do we start?
I write.
I mean...
Let's start with sciatica and end with chronic anxiety.
For fun.
Is Steven here?
Yay!
There's Steven Ramirez.
There he is.
That's our regular sound engineer.
Yay.
He's blushing.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He's got you.
Try to grab his mustache.
Is Elvis here?
Someone do the meow.
I'll be really quick.
Yay!
Beware if he came walking up this aisle.
How did you get down here, Uber?
We say the word cookie.
It's always like, is he going to come out here?
I was going to put cross-eyed on this cat shirt that I'm wearing, but I didn't.
I'm not even...
I just didn't.
You just didn't.
Too sick.
So I'm supposed to breathe into the microphone all the time?
Yeah, definitely exhale.
That's what JoJo does.
She sings a line, she inhales, and then it's just a big sigh of how hard show business is.
This is rough.
You guys...
I'm good.
We're honored to be here.
If you're not sure if you wandered in and you're from Denmark, this is the podcast,
My Favorite Murder, where we, JoJo Hardstark and I, Karen Kulgarov, talk about our favorite
murders tell each other true crime stories that we like.
We don't necessarily say research them 100% or we're not trying to be experts of any
kind.
Most people that are into this stuff really are experts.
God bless their souls.
They let us know when we fall down.
They sure do.
They sure, sure do.
But listen, if you're here to have a good time, then you've come to the...
Come to a place.
You've come to a really cold, bright place.
You might be dead.
Which is thematically appropriate.
Do you ever wonder that when you start walking?
Like I was walking up here and I'm like, this can't be real.
I'm probably dead.
Again, chronic anxiety.
Possible.
Although it would be a huge relief.
Then I couldn't do anything wrong.
Do you ever get into a situation and you're like, what's the most embarrassing thing I
could do right now and get scared that you're going to do it?
For sure.
What's yours right now?
Well, we were just back, no brag.
We were just back in the, I like to call it the Heineken Lounge.
It's where they keep, it's like the green room where they keep talent before they go
and do their panels.
So we don't have to talk to anyone.
So we kind of stood there with our purses on our shoulders, super uncomfortable like.
And my thing in that situation is like, you think you know somebody.
So you're like, Hey, it's not them.
Like that in the Heineken Lounge would have been death.
My thing is they then don't know who I am that I've met them.
Like it just happened actually when I was like, Hey, and then I had to go Georgia.
Like I saw the look on her face.
And I was like, Oh God, I've been there, but we've met like 17 times.
You should maybe know who I am.
Yeah, but nobody does.
That's just perfect.
I'm not special.
I'm not either.
Listen, if you're not special, neither am I.
But then when someone does see you and gets this like like Aaron Gibson from throwing
shade.
I was here pretty soon.
Yes.
She saw me and and like opened her arms or a face lit up and I was like, thank you so
much.
Like her.
Oh my God.
She was wearing a lot of eyeshadow though.
So maybe it was just that.
She thought I was someone else.
It was just covering her.
She was wearing a lot of eyeshadow in her eyeballs.
Once she once she wiped her irises away.
She was like, Oh, I don't know.
Yeah.
Who the fuck is that?
Bye.
Aaron, Brian, Sophie, thank you.
Fucking God, we're like, hi.
We're very kind to me.
Yeah.
No, you you were okay.
Thank you.
I get scared.
A lot of funny comedians that you told me that you had news about your dad, but you
wanted to save it until we were doing this.
I did.
And I wrote dad and RV and here's the reason.
Okay.
So okay, we're doing the Chicago podcast festival soon and I'm big timing and bringing
mom and her boyfriend along because they never go on trips and it's like that's
not a thing of they do and I have a lot of miles from our credit card from our
wedding that you're gonna say have a lot of money no I don't I have a lot of
miles from the credit card I opened and the debt I racked up to pay for my
wedding God bless America so I'm bringing them to Chicago like they're
staying in our hotel room it's not I'm not like big timing it that much you
started the story by saying you were big timing and big timing but bringing them
so they can see that I that there's a 900 seats theater and then they'll love
me more oh great you know what I mean good what a great Christmas this is
gonna be or Jewish it doesn't matter oh that's right so then I so then I had to
tell my dad that I'm bringing my mom and her boyfriend to the city he was born
in I know and now they're divorced right oh wait that would be weird too I
would have been awful he also didn't know about the boyfriend or that his
marriage had ended yeah like 25 years ago so I had to tell him that and I was
like but you just went to Chicago right so it's okay and it's like no I like he
I thought he had just gone so it's gonna bring him in now it's like okay so then
he said all right well do me a favor if you go to Las Vegas or New York I want
to come mm-hmm so bring him if we go there okay he's a real party animal nice
and then he said and you know when you get really up there just like a small
nice RV trailer he requested something for if we ever get rich like a nice RV
let's see those don't exist Marty I hate to be the one to tell you it has to be
three city blocks long yeah he got like he got he put a fucking thing in there
and my sister was there so there's like a witness that I said yes yeah no you're
dead I know the funny thing is it's already on the list when I like daydream
about how I'm gonna take care of my parents if I ever you know I'm in a
lottery I mean an RV is not too bad no that's all he wants so I well in a start
contrast I found out that my dad has listened to this podcast which is my
fear because my dad who it talks like a foul mouth sailor anytime I say even
like shit or something in passing as an over 40 woman he's always like hey watch
it like that's really mad and of course on this one we like we like celebrate
the word fuck like they say it as if our lives depend on it and I knew that
would infuriate him like crazy so I've never told him how to find it or what
I was like real vague about the name when he asks about it and it's called the
fuckword murder mystery that's right that's right so my sister texted me and
said dad found out work world because my sister and two of our childhood friends
are also going to Chicago we're just making it like a weird Clanny event my
sister and Adrian and Audrey are all going because they love drinking in
Chicago that's our main reason that's what my mom is going to yeah so it's
gonna be they're going to have a great time but my dad found out that they're
all going because he told my sister he tried to listen to the podcast and when
my sister said what you mean you tried to and he goes they talk too much that's
what a pod what if a podcast which is not talking the whole time just like
stony silence like we're in a fight just like the silent treatment yeah our new
podcast yeah so if you ever want to be a stand-up comedian you just need parents
who truly are not fans of yours that's I would say that's step one my parents and
my grandma who was like a hundred and four years old at the time like gathered
together to watch the episode of drunk history I was on and like they loved it
and were supportive like my family they don't give a fuck it's not a good time
for you to tell me the story right now it's not it's not my family loves me so
much have a great Hanukkah or whatever he just wants to picture you as like the
sweet baby angel that he thinks she was think she was and I had too many of these
plastic cups of wine look at that little tiny wine that's why I'm getting that fucking green
room I put one in my purse green room is it plastic it's totally plastic you
can bring it to a park incredibly in parks or for readily hometown and my
family knows I'm a fucking Lana took they're just glad I'm alive that's the
only thing I am too thank you all right should we get into this oh by the way
this is for some reason as I was leaving my house I didn't want to bend my
papers and so I picked up the Mystic Places Time Life series book that Steven
got us I don't know about that it was a we talked about in the last podcast and
so just to prove that we are not liars and we don't lie about gifts or things
that Steven gives us or anything Steven's involved except you didn't tell me I
didn't bring mine so I might be a liar oh that's right that's a cliffhanger you
have to find on that all right you want okay so let's tell everyone our thoughts
behind all this oh okay so since we are at the EW pop fest we thought we thought
it would be cool to do entertainment murders yeah entertainment based murders
I got a lot of murmurs I knew it would I knew they'd murmur so you want to go
first this week who's I think I'm first I want to be first because I'm scared we
got the same one and then we're gonna and then yours yes no I mean jump right
in if we did okay does the person that the story revolves around does her name
start with Lana no okay okay Lana Turner everyone knows her and loves her
the way that was like you're gonna get an applause break thank you as I
realized I said that maybe nobody here knows who that is they're under 30
so it's a possibility she's born in 1921 so it's a long time ago she was this like
like film noir actress like hot blonde like bombshell chick who was like a
leading actress in like crazy dark films right like noir film like film noir
like noir films but you were translating it from the French into just dark for
the American darkest American film noir means darkest fuck she she was
discovered in 1937 and this is like probably bullshit right but like the
story is that she was sipping a coke at the counter at the top hat cafe bullshit
on Sunset Boulevard and the founder of the Hollywood Reporter which I just
realized might be competition with in our David Winkley
like giving us the cutoff sign just goes dark in here and then when it
lights come up we're gone it's super hot all of a sudden so I mean come on is
that true she's eating a second no sandwich no those are all lies that's all
publicist shit she was like I don't want to get gross
um or do I okay so she was 16 apparently signed of a contract at Warner
Brothers and then she became an ingenue do you guys hear that loud music through
the wall I know it's just you know okay blonde bombshell leading actress
reputation as a glamorous femme fatale I think you know I wasn't correcting you
no but you were right she was she was not made for an Academy Award in 1957 for
Peyton Place what I'm saying is big time you know what I mean like gorgeous big
time well she kicked at well she kicked ass at her career I wrote she sucked at
relationships she dated a lot changed partners often and never shied away from
the topic of how many lovers she'd had in her lifetime but then I wrote which is
fine for men but if woman does it makes everyone uncomfortable fucking slut
bullshit fuck the page you know and then she said I'm gonna kind of want to make
you read her voice are you good okay here in quotes all those years that my
image on the screen as sex goddess well that makes me laugh sex was never
important to me I'm sorry if that disappoints you but it's true romance
yes romance was very important but I never liked being rushed into bed and I
never allowed it I would put it off as long as I could and I gave in only when
I was in love or thought I was which again I actually put a lot of quotes in
this just so you so I could do I should have had you prep your voice before
that I get discovered at EW Popfest eating a tuna fish sandwich at the
counter you can do the boy thank you which again is bullshit she fucked
immediately probably and then dated them and it's fine listen you get to do what
you want is the idea like she she can be like I like I'd like to screw but only
when I like if I if I like if I have to romance if I if I'm I never allow it
allow it it's fine that was my diet right she's dead it doesn't matter about you
just spoiler alert fuck spoiler alert she gets murdered at the end of this no she
doesn't is that disappointing she murders someone no I'm glad all right
1942 Mary's her second husband actor and restaurateur Joseph Stephen Crane they
have a daughter ended up being her only kid Cheryl Crane in 1943 then they
divorced in 44 and then I wrote okay now this story gets dark great ready for
this yes her fourth husband was actor Lex Barker and she married him in 1953 and
then in Cheryl's memoir detour a Hollywood story which came out way later
Cheryl Crane claims that Barker the husband repeatedly molested and raped
her goodness saying that at age 10 he lured her into the sauna which sounds
like a nightmare to begin with that's like with your step down a fucking sauna
and just kind of saunas anyway because yeah have you ever gone to like the one
at Burke Williams and then the door closes and you're like what if it locks
forever separate from a creep being in there with you the girl who died in the
cryogenic freezer oh yeah that's right what a fucking nightmare it's a
different episode sorry yeah told her was up oh god it's like how gross do you
want me to get he exposes her so himself to her in a sauna like sweaty dick it's
just got like what a pervert perverted sweaty then he starts raping her a lot
but when Lana Turner found out about it she held a gun to Barker's head while
he slept and thought about killing him she didn't in the morning she kicked his
ass out which is great because a lot of times back then they were like you're a
lying liar yes you know what I mean yeah love yeah they divorced but to avoid
scandal no criminal action was taken against Barker fuck that shit man yeah
that's old Hollywood I mean that's fucking current Hollywood probably too
let's not talk oh right actors are the best of Hollywood evil it's so fun and
light oh and they never worked again our last appearance was at EW Popfest 2016
so okay so Cheryl is 13 and her mom starts dating Johnny Stampinato yeah
bad guy no not at all you're wrong does he have a big white suit like like
Stampinato like is he in talking heads is that kind of thing or like he looks
like why can't I think of his name who's the guy that hosts Family Feud Steve
Harvey probably looks like that it the audience never likes a joke if they're
the ones that have to provide the punchline I've learned that over the
year they think you're lazy uh-huh but we're not and crazy we're we've just I've
just yeah I've pickled my brain white wine yeah tell me about Johnny Stampinato
well he was a well here he's a bodyguard for Mickey Cohen the famous
gangster bad guy and he was an enforcer for the crime family so in case you
guys don't know Mickey Cohen was like a hardcore gang gangster like gangland
gangster and in her memoir Cheryl describes him as a as be picture good
looks fix it powerfully built and soft spoken and talked in short sentences to
cover a poor grasp of grammar and spoken a deep baritone voice with friends he
seldom smiled or laughed out loud but seemed always coiled holding himself in
had watchful hooded eyes that took in more than he wanted anyone to notice
Sharon Gibson is like than her mother Lana apparently yeah I'm doing all
different characters today I love it thank you mm-hmm so he is a jealous
abusive man and one time he got super pissed because Lana was filming another
time another place in London with Sean Connery who'd like man he's hot he's
hot back then mm-hmm and he got super jealous like showed up in London and
then they they got in a fight he choked her and she had a missed three weeks of
filming because her fucking vocal cords were screwed up because oh wow like he's
a fucking dick well yeah they're serious yeah he later shows up on set with a
gun and threatens her and and Connery motherfucking Sean Connery overpowers him
grabs the gun and beats his ass and sent him fucking running from the set Sean
Connery Sean Connery next month on entertainment weekly let's see and then
later but then later he holds a razor blade to Lana Turner's face and says
that he'll disfigure her and like end her career so he's a fucking dick back
in LA Turner Lana Turner tells Cheryl her daughter who's 13 ready Lana Turner
mm-hmm I'm going to end it with him tonight baby it's going to be a rough
night are you prepared for it super chill that someone's mother yeah like send
her to fucking mom I'm trying to watch TV get out of here what would they be
watching back then like Dick Van Dyke my mother the car there you go dead
silence I thought I made it up yeah that there's enough from a rest of
development turn it okay when she's when she so stampin on out Sampanato comes
over and when she told him it was over you ready again I mean I start going I
will go I'll do it you do it he grabbed me by the alms and said sort of shaking
me and cursing very badly and he's saying that if I if I if he said jump I
would jump if he said hop I would hop and if I had to do anything this is why
how'd you do it and everything he told me he cut my face look for me and if I
went beyond that he would kill me and my daughter and my mother and this is why
I'm this is why you're the actor of the day any time you're doing a voice halfway
through you want to give up oh just power through okay that's my advice all
right I guess but here's what I love he said if I say jump you'll jump and if I
say hop you'll hop that's a hip-hop song isn't it I say jump you sit what I'm
just saying why doesn't he pick other stuff that's different than jumping and
hopping like he could have total control over this woman if I say give me all
your money yeah me only your money yeah or just shut up for a while yeah but
instead it's hopping and jumping and jumping sounds exhausting take a nap
um so she breaks away and says don't ever touch me again I am I am absolutely
finished this is so bad this is the end and I want to get you out and then she
says I was walking toward the bedroom door and he was right behind me and I
opened it and my daughter came in I swear it was so fast truthfully I thought
she had hit him in the stomach the best I can remember they came together and
then they parted wait a second I still never saw the blade the daughter killed
Johnny Stampinato wait did you guys know about this what the 13 year old 13
years old yeah at the bedroom door she had come in earlier because she heard
her mom getting beat up and her mom was like please go back to your room like
I'm fine this is taken care of and she said she doesn't remember going down to
the kitchen and grabbing a butcher knife and she stood by the door and begged her
mom to let her in finally the mom lets her in and she fucking barrels past
Lana Turner and stabs him in the fucking gut and then he let's see what
let's see oh it single time in the abdomen slicing his kidney and it struck
the vertebrae and twisted upward puncturing his aorta whoa she's fucking went
for it wow badass little bitch and there's photos of her and she's just like
cute Cheryl in taffeta Cheryl Cheryl she fucking defended her mother shit I
mean right she was like where why didn't she get the spleen in there while she was
at it she hit so many key she knew how to step like it's not just the thing it's
like a fucking thing you know it's like a ripping but also there's to me the
first thing I think of is like this is a child who's been put in danger by these
men strange men that keep coming into the house because of the mother and the
mother isn't safe and she's got a fucking like take action but it's also
probably this crazy thing of like you know this mother who you keep seeing
making these mistakes that are affecting you as well and you're gonna prove to your
mom how much you care about her right like that you will do anything to take
care of her yeah you know this like sad woman who had to live had to be like
through the industry and take an advantage of and bullshit of the
fucking having a coke at the counter like she probably went through a lot
more shit yeah oh yeah right she wants to she wants to take care of her mom I
just like that when we get serious there's some gorgeous house music to play
behind I mean I wonder if this is set that mood yeah this is very this is
actually yeah we become an NPR podcast where there's like it's very um there's
music in the background all the time ambient music and it's like it yeah
what Jojo's singing in the background so she fucking well you're dancing a
little bit I thought you were pointing at me to like fucking finish so she
fucking stabs him that's so and there were all these room like there are all
these like you know everyone who likes to do a what's it called when you have
these conspiracy theories a conspiracy theory that Lana Turner act you know
sometimes you gotta work through it on your own yeah sound it out yes make it
come to you conspiracy theories that Lana Turner actually killed him and like
made her daughter take the blame because she was 13 or 14 and she wouldn't get
as much trouble but then let's see so the police arrived Cheryl admits to the
stabbing she's taken a juvie and then there's a coroner's interest in nope
inquest and in it so there's like basically a trial to see if she should go
to trial I think was what it was because she's a minor and and mobster Mickey
Cohen who was fucking big time like this is when I invent Las Vegas yeah yeah
and this is like when when so no that's bugsy seagull right yes they're all
there anyone anyone in the mafia here today well no one they murder me at the
end of this big-time guy like and this is when Hollywood and the mob were kind
of you know they needed each other in certain ways and so they were coming
going but he was the person who identified Johnny's body at the morgue so
he had to testify can you imagine having like being the lawyer who's about to
fucking question a huge yeah he's like later days but sorry sorry go ahead no
go ahead well I was just gonna say he was he there to like speak against Cheryl
or they were just there to kind of state the facts I think that they I think that
the mob was pissed off that she that they well let me tell you what happened
okay so Lana Turner testified and it's like in the in her best role yet she
explained what happened that night which insinuates that she's fucking lying
right you know and then so she testifies and that's where all those quotes come
in that you read earlier so brilliantly thank you you're welcome then they the
jury takes less than half an hour and decides that Johnny Stampernato's death
was a case of justifiable homicide and so all these gang members are fucking
pissed about that and that they say that Cheryl was acting out of fear for her
life and that and for that of her mother and they found that she has justified
and using deadly force to stop him and everyone was let someone said this is
that this wall this is just I'm trying hard to ignore it when the fucking
background music is louder than the laughter of the crowd there's a problem
well my the back of my head is shaking yeah yeah I'm right a lot we can do yeah
I mean just a life okay so they were like this is the first time someone has
been convicted of their own murder that kind of thing they were pissed off about
it eventually the family of Johnny Suze Lana Turner for wrongful death they
settle out of court which I always wonder like when you settle out of court
that kind of implies your guilt or does it imply that you just didn't want to
go through this huge crazy trial I mean they're like give me two grants like
two thousand two hundred thousand dollars how much is a lot of money yeah I
yeah I'm not sure I mean I think it could just be whatever it's like either
you're not gonna win or you don't want to keep paying for a lawyer there's all
kinds of reasons to do that basically give me some money which makes sense I
mean if he was bringing money home for his mother and she's like I don't have
the source of income anymore yeah but also you were maybe molesting my daughter
so it comes out later in Cheryl's memoir that and she was quiet about it for
years and years and finally came out with a memoir that details her
molestation by her fucking the second husband and says that Johnny was
molesting oh no I know there were rumors that Lana Turner did it but she
she takes the blame completely Cheryl does yeah Cheryl takes blame completely
she had stabbed him and also that he had been abusing her sexually mm-hmm but
this fucking badass bitch she had some trouble years at a teen like went to us
like insane asylum and like was sent to you know boarding school and all this
shit and was going very badly for her and then she she tried to commit suicide a
couple times and then got her shit together and she became a successful
business woman in real estate agent she fucking kicked ass had a and then ended
up having a really close relationship with her mom her mom nice she came out
of the closet and her mom completely Lana Turner supported her 100% she's
been with this woman for you know decades and she's this fucking awesome
crazy awesome bitch who fucking killed her mom's abuser right that's so badass
so it's fucking it this rare the applause rarely happens in my living
room so this is so weird it's very satisfying Steven would like do a
silent class and then an Elvis knows when the like the last person goes yes
but he doesn't he yeah he'll come out of the bedroom for that I just like
watching you throw down your papers in total mash victory no legal and
otherwise I don't even know if like that was a good story but I just act like
it absolutely was thank you it's exciting and Lana Turner's like old
school isn't that the part in LA Confidential when he's like some some
rip-off Lana Turner and it's like that was like but similar sorry I mean yes
similar that was similar but that but she was like oh even before that okay
she was earlier yeah just a platinum blonde though right platinum blonde tight
you mean you could look up look up the photos or like it's great what makes a
person a murderer are they born to kill or are they made to kill I'm Candace
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Amazon music app download the app today so mine is also about a starlet but she
was no longer Turner mine is the story of the wasp woman does anybody here know
that one mm-hmm well then nobody does and I'll tell you for a second look my
parents was gone they're just like how am I gonna lie my way through the facts of
the first page where everything make it up make it up it doesn't matter I told
you the facts don't exist we just a sidebar I just saw a clip we were on a
local news and Sacramento news story about because we did the story of Dorothea
Puente who is an old lady who killed all the people in her boarding house and for
some reason I think it's because it's almost Halloween the Sacramento local
news did a story on they just kept going a podcast they like didn't use the name
until they absolutely oh yeah because they didn't want to say murder I don't
know I thought they were being rude but they were no they were just mostly they
were focusing on them on the story of Dorothea Puente's okay I'm sorry but
they were saying like oh it's my number I gotta go five six seven eight do you
believe in love oh we didn't tell you we created a five six seven eight one and
two and improv dance why was I bragging about that because oh because because as
I watched the clip they start talking and then I realized like this is there's a
woman behind a news desk holding papers about to talk about the story we did and
I was like oh god I hope this is right like honestly like it was actually they
didn't find a dead person didn't it was a man named dawn it was a holiday very
nerve-wracking anyway all right so my story is the wasp woman murder and this
is the death of a woman who was essentially if you had to boil it down a
B movie star her name is Susan Cabot I'm assuming it's Cabot it could be Cabot I
hope it's not Cabot sounds right Cabot looks and sounds right and she essentially
the background on her it's it's just gonna be there the whole time but what if
um what if we listened and it was like oh my god it's one direction and we had
to drop our mics and run out there everyone follow us you know I got most
of my information for this story from an article by a guy named James Marison
who writes on criminal element comm which it was a really good article that I
ripped off and even credit it's yeah exactly um so basically here's what
happened on the night of December 10th 1986 the police got a call from 4601
Charmian Lane in the San Fernando Valley anyone Valley represent Valley Valley
that's where parent is hipster parents two people are like yeah sorry we had a kid
house so the call caller breathless breathlessly identified himself as
Timothy Roman and he said that a burglar had broken into their house and
attacked his mother and himself paramedics arrived four minutes later by
which time Timothy was waiting for them calmly outside the front door and he
told the two EMTs that he had been attacked and that his mother was in her
bedroom and he believed that she was also injured let me guess he only had
cuts down the left side of his spot yeah give him a chance we don't know
anything about him yet sure so the EMTs went into the back and his mother had
been beaten to death with a weight a bar of dumbbell and his mother was being
movie star Susan Cabot she now I transition into her see I tried to I
tried to make this like good storytelling we're like that's what
happened but then here's the person but then I already start talking about her
at the beginning so it's now we're back to this part goddammit Karen on
professional that's what we are you know Susan Cabot from such films as the
enforcer the prince who was a thief the battle of Apache pass the duel at Silver
Creek the Viking women in the sea serpent sort of any of these all your
favorites from the 50s that you love so much she was also in machine gun Kelly
with Charles Bronson but I her biggest role in the one she's known best for is
a 1959 film called the wasp woman where she was the lead and she played an aging
cosmetics executive named Janice Starlin who unwisely injects herself with a
rejuvenating serum derived from wasp enzymes and it turns her into a lustful
murderous queen wasp now if you have seen this it's fucking amazing because
they basically the fly came out and the fly was a huge hit so Roger Corman was
trying to make a movie and basically get some of the action off the fly and so
when Susan Cabot turns into the wasp woman it looks like she just pulled a
black pantyhose over her head that has like two legs eggs on either side for
eyes and like honestly pipe cleaners I don't think anyone here knows what legs
eggs are legs eggs one person is over there used to be pantyhose that came
in eggs I'll tell you about it later just super cheap be very funny though in
when you see now like I kept pulling pictures I kind of want to pass my phone
around but do it it's just it like there's one picture where it's like her
clearly turn like this except for there's no there's no definable features
it's just these these like these really bad pipe cleaner antenna and then these
big weird eyes oh and like kind of fangs it's hilarious they spent the whole
budget on crafty and then they were like let's just fucking throw this thing
together they're like Susan insisted on getting blue cheese and now we can't
afford a wasp outfit she wanted plastic cups of wine you had to get her wine
cups the the poster from that time as they used to do like the illustrated
posters and it it's the thing I hate the most it's a humongous like giant wasp
that's bigger you know it looks like it's the size of a bus and it's attacking
a man but the wasp has a woman's face with a bunch of makeup on it and that's
I hate that the most when when like horror movies or whatever put a human it's
basically like saying I've turned into a wasp but my face is still here that's
the worst that wouldn't happen well it wouldn't but also what if it did then
there's your weird face that you took your wasp arm to put lipstick on and
shit like this face has so much makeup on as you can't go out without makeup you
can even if you're a wasp so all right so this is the movie she's best known for
I'm just saying keep it in mind okay she also was she was gorgeous and very
petite and she dated tons of people which is her prerogative Bobby Brown one of
which was a King Hussein of Jordan he dated around didn't he what's that I
think he dated a few actresses yeah yeah I think so he looked he had a kind of
Clark Gabley quality and I think he hung out in LA and he dated her she
actually drove Princess Margaret's Bentley like he I think he set her up
and kind of like made sure she had a great life after her B movie career was
kind of fizzling but then he broke up with her when he found out she was
Jewish are you fucking no I'm sorry I'm sorry Wes what have I just heard it
vomiting also do your homework like what okay the Roman you gave her like the
most expensive car there is it should have been real but no anyway a lot of
anti-Semitism in Hollywood and Jordan apparently even though we fucking
created Hollywood no one's laughing so when the paramedics went inside they
found what would be a classic hoarders episode inside the Cabot's house it had
been Susan Cabot her and her son and they had been living in this house where
they said there were garbage bags in every room newspapers and magazines
stacked in toppling piles along corridors rotting food everywhere dead rats
floating in the pool and they had 10 dogs and I live like a goddamn bum it's
crazy I was gonna say that I would pay to go through that because what year was
that 87 oh maybe I would pay like I would want to see all her weird shit she
say but then that and kind of bum me out and so I'm good yeah you want to go to
a state sale but only after they cleaned it up this estate sale once they
cleaned it up there'd be nothing left be like wood beams and they'd be like do
you want do you need wood good so the when they get back to the bedroom they
find Susan Cabot lying dead on her bed dressed only in a purple v-neck
nightgown somebody remembered that it was purple yeah v-neck blood everywhere a
large arc of it was sprayed on the bedroom mirror near her bed there was
sweat arc of blood oh blood spatter there's blood spatter on the ceiling
above her prone body and further blood stains on the floor and on the bed and
the killer had covered Cabot's face and head with a piece of bed linen
before bludgeoning heart of death which we all know what that means can't it's
personal oh right I just wanted someone to answer oh sorry it means they're
Jewish but stop it stop saying that word very anti-Semitic um underneath that
piece of linen her face was all but unrecognizable so overkill he beat the
shit out of her face so now now they come back out and they're like Tim what
happened and he's like you will not believe this I woke up at 9 30 I hear
my mom being attacked in her bedroom so I go to the kitchen as I'm reading I'm
like hmm as you do you should have said you at least stuck your head in but he
went to the kitchen where he found a ninja warrior are you I was waiting for
the other thing they always blame it on what black people oh a black person
well he he kind of what he said there was a ninja who was a Latino yeah it's a
white person and they'll believe you every time well so he said he fought
with the ninja warrior the curly-haired Mexican ninja warrior in the San
Fernando Valley but the guy knocked him out and so then that's then when he
woke up he called so of course they were just there to kill the old woman
hoarder like they didn't want to kill him no no no they just want to knock him
out and then terribly murder her face you know how ninjas are so of course the
police are like something smells fishy aside from the 12 bags of garbage in
every room of your home so then as they talk to him more and more I think they
bring him in and then his statements to become increasingly inconsistent of
course and some of and his wounds are overtly self-inflicted and when he was
asked about his relationship with his mother he described it as very close
his mother and he talked about everything he told investigators including
intimate sexual matters red flag right well I mean why what a what yeah what
kind of breakfast are you having that that's the conversation how was your
night well I fucked so many people mommy pass the ketchup ketchup on eggs
murderer no I'm kidding I love it just white trash so when the questioning was
over he he was formally charged with his mother's murder he demanded that he be
taken home to collect some medication and that he needed that he needed and
there without any prompting at all Timothy led the detectives to the murder
weapon so in his room he had they had those ten dogs four of them were Akitas
that were his dogs and when the paramedics got there they were in his
room going crazy like wouldn't stop barking going insane so they couldn't go
into his room well when they bring him back after his question at the police
in the police department when they bring him back he brings them into his room
and that's where he put the murder weapon so that he put the dogs that like
it's all a little bit convenient of we couldn't go in there because those dogs
were going crazy actually here's a bloody dumbbell that I killed my mother with
and a scalpel oh no yes so you're adopted those dogs after this whole
30s no they they had such a great life there was a farmer that came into the
San Fernando Valley and they live forever
really smelly dogs oh my they would smell they're like I saw murder I'm all
crazy now I'm gonna eat your ankle okay so here's my favorite part and this is
something that the Pete the paramedics noticed when they got to the house is
when they were walking up to the front door they thought it was a 13 year old
boy that was standing at the front door my god and then when they got up close
they realized he had a he had old face like 13 some of us have and it turned
out he was 22 okay and this situation was that Timothy was born with
pituitary dwarfism and so he the way he was born he should have only stood four
feet tall but his mother got him on an experimental drug program that's always
chill uh-huh and it worked well for her in the movies so he had been taking
experimental growth hormone for 15 years and he grew to be 5 foot 4 but the
problem was that this experimental growth hormone was something that doctors
had come up with it was derived from the pituitary gland of cadavers oh dear so
they were basically injecting him with the hormones from dead bodies and later
on this was actually it was a the National Institute of Health it was like
a program that they had set up for children that were born with dwarfism
only to then realize because it was an eight-year program that they had
treated 700 children with this growth hormone who suffered from growth hormone
deficiency they gave them this this you know medics and or whatever this
treatment and it turns out that as we all know when you use old blood from
dead bodies or old you know growth hormone or whatever that's one of the major
ways you can get cruts felt Jacob disease also known as mad cow no way yes
key word here is experimental like why would you let your who in here has
nobody why would you let your kids so many questions well but this is the
thing where it's like she has a baby born with dwarfism as if that's
unacceptable yeah she starts putting him on this program that essentially you
know and his defense lawyers yeah he was a human experiment is totally and when
you have the mad cow thing it part of part of the disease is dementia your
personality changes you have mood swings you don't know where you are a lot of
the time sounds like it's like get hit on the head or being an experimental
experimental fucking dead blood this has to go into the into the triangle it can't
be a lot of them they're there they're there keep your eyes peeled so then it
was revealed I didn't mean to do a dramatic pause I lost my place and then
I thought I would use it then it was revealed that season Cabot when she put
it together that this pituitary gland hormone that her son was taking she
thought maybe that would make her look young so she started injecting it in
itself so they were both taking this this drug that was making them insane
who'd have thought that a hoarder would be crazy I mean and have bad ideas about
what to inject into their body so page nine so basically he stood trial in May
of 1989 and his legal defense put initially put in a plea of not guilty by
reason of insanity and they just basically said that the psychological
symptoms he suffered from extreme change in personality dementia loss of
ability to think clearly and memory loss combined with his mother's behavior
because apparently she was just sitting in this house it was it was actually
like and the guy that writes this article it's a really good article he
equates it to like Sunset Boulevard and all those there's you know a lot of
movies where it's like the old aging actress that can't let go of her beauty
and her fame like stopped in time yes and get and like basically locks herself in
a house and like goes insane and tries to get people to come in the house with
her well that's actually what Susan Cabot really was doing with her son but
in like the super bummer hoarders way like not in a charming interesting no
we are no no caviar being served here old tuna fish cans probably in the way
I've pictured it cans are being served you want to chew on an old can we're gonna
help yourself so essentially her Timothy's tutor came and and testified
at the trial and said that Susan frequently screamed at her son for no
reason and then when Roman failed to take his medication like he didn't shoot
himself up he literally couldn't add two numbers together so they were it was
weird like they were basically on this drug together that made them insane and
that apparently what he ended up Timothy ended up saying was the night that he
attacked his mother he doesn't remember doing it he doesn't remember going to
pick up the barbell or any of the other things he used to bludgeon her to death
but that she would not stop screaming at him and he she had been screaming at
him and not recognizing him for like a week I buy it so yeah she she was
completely like over the edge and he basically not actually being totally
stable himself snapped and just murdered her I kind of believe it yeah you better
believe it because it happened and then I got and that's what the prosecutor said
during it it's a trial so essentially he was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter
so after hearing all the stories and all the people basically saying she was
not yeah and he was too he had already spent two and a half years in jail
awaiting the trial so it and then he basically got three years probation no
the judge concluded her summation by saying that there was no doubt in her
mind that he had loved his mother very much I wish he had gotten put in a
fucking insane asylum so could be taken care of right I'll tell you that the
episode of what's it called it's called like murders and it's that super cheesy
e-show with AJ what's his name and it's like called miss and murder anyone got
this someone do my homework no it's on YouTube and you can see it it's about
her it's about this murder but the guy himself Timothy is on it and he does that
thing where he's like the anonymous person so he's in black in the rooms all
dark which thank God there's probably like newspapers and fish bones but he's
tuna fish cans yeah just stacks and stacks but he basically said in it like
he's talking firsthand and just basically saying yeah I snapped and it was a
really bad situation by it did yeah usually I'm like oh yeah you were crazy
we're all great like to fuck man yeah that's intense that's like yes that's
some next level that's entertainment should we read a should we read a
hometown silence what if does anybody here have a really good hometown murder
they want to tell us caring great idea put your hand up I see someone pointing
at another I know she's waving baby she's a she's involved in I'll do it
Karen's just kidding I was her and just shamed everyone hi come over here come
talk to Karen hi what's your name Margie Georgia this is Margie Margie nice to
meet you do you want to do it up there come on come on come on yay Margie Margie
it's so cold I'm getting cold which means it's almost over sit here this
work I don't know come here Margie yeah it works it works Margie's got her backpack
on she's gonna run after this hi hi it's your hometown where are you from
originally from Miami but I live here now I'm a Florida welcome so I live here
now and my hometown murder is here so I worked in this office with this dude
wait is this a first-hand murder oh yeah oh shit here we go whoever pointed
good job so this guy like I was an intern in this office and he worked there
he was a writer there and he kind of would like creep on me with like rub my
shoulders and like get your water bottle that's sexual harassment yes but when
you're an unpaid intern there's not a lot you can do that's right um you just
basically you can stop and don't make money yeah yeah so I got the hell out
of there but I stayed in touch with people who work in the office and
basically recently this dude snapped so he had this wonderful wife who had
given birth to two of his children and they were in the process of getting a
divorce while they're getting a divorce he had a living girlfriend who was now
pregnant with his next child so during this divorce while he's with this
girlfriend he gets charged with this sexual assault allegation of somebody
else so there's this girl who was raped divorced wife new girlfriend babies on
way everywhere and when the rape allegation comes out the girlfriend's
like no no I'm not about this so she leaves and he they have like this
apartment in WeHo so he begs her to come back he's like let's talk about this
whatever so she leaves the baby at her mom's house goes to the apartment though
leaving the baby behind yeah he's great baby's fine okay I'm spoiler alert so so
she goes to his apartment and is never heard from again ever ever basically
I'll tell you know basically I'm pretty sure it was like the next day that her
mother was really worried they hadn't heard from her so they sent the police
over there he had barricaded all of his furniture against the door he was locked
in his bedroom with her body that he had drained of all its blood
dismembered no so we hope we hope of all places this year this year no yes so
more information keeps coming out the dismemberment thing is like a new
information that we didn't know before but the twist is that he is a graphic
novel writer listen he had written he had written this terrible gruesome
story about a I think it's like a scientist who does the same thing to his
like lab assistant so for this yo yeah like you're like a few years ago he had
written I got in publish it did really well but it's like this really gruesome
dark graphic novel where he had like hung her upside down drained all the
blood in his bathtub had dismembered her whatever and then he fucking did it like
there's no way you're getting out of this one dude so no that's my hometown
murder I love it you knew him oh yeah and he massaged you you want to plug
anything do I want to plug in again like your Twitter or your Instagram well my
Twitter is Marge over matter love it thank you so much my best friend John and
my girlfriend Kirsten we have a clothing line called do or die person is the one
who handles your clothes she really wants to meet you oh we're hugging yeah
okay it's your parting gift like no way oh all right awesome you guys that's it
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