My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark - MFM Minisode 77

Episode Date: July 2, 2018

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late for everything I do because no one can fire me. Typically Mondays aren't the best. Right. Because you're tired from the weekend. Trying to get back on that, you know, no more carbs. Yeah. That's always me on Monday. But now for real, no more carbs. Mine is now for real, I'm going to start taking my vitamins and now for real, I'm not, I'm not drinking. Every Monday. No, never happens. I mean, but this is, this is what we do. We need to reset. Every day is a new beginning. Every Monday is a new life waiting to happen. Take your vitamins, stop eating carbs. Please. Or just, you know, go light on carbs. Yeah, less carbs than normal. They, they recently had something come out to say that like,

pasta isn't bad for you. Yes. Again, you just can't trust anything anyone says. I think what the, I read that cause I was like, yay. And then I was just like, just don't, just do everything in moderation, dummy. It's just like everything. Yeah, but easy for you to say article to tell me to eat spaghetti in moderation. What feels better than shoving a shit ton of spaghetti in your mouth all at once until you almost choke. Dude. And it's like covered in pop and fucking cheese and stuff. Is that how you do yours? Hell yeah. That's how I do mine. Butter and parm. Butter, parm, ton of pepper. It's called cacao, whatever.

What? It's like a thing. It's like a pepper thing. It's like a, it's a pepper movement. Is it a pepper trend? It's a pepper, it's like a, you know, just the ton of pepper. In your parm and butter pasta. Yes. Yeah. I'm a hundred percent behind that exact mix. Let's go eat it. And if you can, and if you can make it that cheap parmesan cheese, it's probably not real from Kraft. Hey, Vince calls that shaky cheese, shaker cheese. I think it's what they call it as kids. Shaker cheese? Yeah. Cause you just shake it out of the thing.

Hell yes. Not that kind of girl. Oh, I'm 1000% that girl. My mom was very big on like real parmesan, like grated over like fresh if possible and real maple syrup and Vince's fucking shaker cheese and like log cabin. Log cabin. No. My mom was real butter, real mayonnaise. Anytime Miracle Whip came into the equation, she would, she had like a one woman show about how much she hated Miracle Whip. I love it. So we never had an, it was like the dairy based things that always had to be real, but then she was the queen of like minute rice and frozen corn, you know, for dinner. I love it. I do too. The first like time Vince ever cooked for me when we were like dating was he made me shake and bake. I was like, oh, I like Midwest

guys. Yeah. This is cool. They know what's important feeding you. How about just a night, what if you brought you a hot dish? I love hot dishes. You're just like, I'm not going to take you out. Here's a casserole for you to keep for yourself. Hundred percent. Hundred percent. Keep for yourself. Good night. You can eat this at any time. I don't have to be involved until our next date. It's like you're playing funeral. I love it. Okay. You go first. Okay. We read your shit. Here we go. Here we go. You know the story. Funeral. Okay. The subject line of this email is I should have gone bowling. Okay. Hey homies. Perfection. When I was around 13, I was hanging out with my two with two girls that lived in my neighborhood and we were outside laying on my trampoline chatting

with each other on a hot summer night. Sounds like fun. So good. My parents had tried to get me to go bowling with them, but being as I was 13 and too cool to hang out with them, I in parentheses probably not so politely declined. Anyways, it was around eight or nine at night, dark outside, and nobody was home. It's the perfect beginning. While we were chatting, we noticed a white van pulled up outside my house and park, but nobody got out of the van. It just sat there for about a half an hour with the driver still inside engine off. We were a little creeped out, but not enough to go inside. After a while, the driver got out of the car. It was a man in all black clothing with a hoodie on. No. And he had the hood over his head and was facing the ground,

so we couldn't see his face. He started briskly walking into my yard, still looking around and walking right toward us. At this point, we were definitely freaked out and we hopped off the trampoline and ran onto my back deck to go inside. As we reached the back door, the man walked up the stairs on the other side of the deck and was a few feet away from us as we realized that my asshole parents had locked us out when they went bowling. Holy shit. At this point, the man was still coming towards us and we sprinted off the deck and ran straight to one of the other girls' houses only to find that nobody was home there either. Dude, nightmare. Her parents had locked the doors thinking she was safe at my house. The other friend lived two streets away. We had to pass

by the van to get there, so we creeped through a few yards and saw that the van was still there. When we got to the other girl's house, thankfully her mom was home. Unfortunately though, she laughed off our paranoia and wouldn't let us come inside because it was a quote beautiful night. Asshole. So we hung out. That was in the email. So we hung out on the girls' front porch for a while until I figured my parents would be home and I decided to walk back when I got there. Like she couldn't have been breaking into their house. Yes, any number of that. That mom should be arrested. When I got there, the van was gone and in its place were several police cars. Oh, really? Mom who would stay outside. She's going to have to live that down for the

rest of her life. As it turns out, this guy had gone onto everyone's decks in the five backyards that all faced each other, had turned on the gas grills and all left. The police said that there was enough gas in the area at that point that if somebody had lit a cigarette nearby, there would have been an explosion. To my knowledge, they've never caught the guy or found out why he did it, but needless to say, I spent a lot of time with my parents that summer because I sure as hell wasn't staying home alone. SSDGM SJ. Wow. That's a good one. My parents don't believe kids and their shit. I'm just like, you fucking, you have no one to blame but yourself. Well, also it just feels like it's that's a remnant of another time. Or first of all, what parent in this day and age

is like stay outside past dark. Yeah, don't come inside. It's a gorgeous night outside. Like that's that doesn't get said. 13 year olds don't make up strange man stories. That's like an eight year old maybe. True. And yeah, what would be on the other? It's not like they're saying a crazy man is outside. Can you please buy us something? Yeah, they just wanted to get inside the house. It's so crazy. Okay, let's do all right. This one is called I scanned a serial killer. Okay. Hello all. I work as a CT technologist in a hospital and over the years I've had to do scans on numerous inmates from jail slash prison. After I finished their exam, I always do a Google searches to see why they are incarcerated, which is not always such a good idea. It always creeps me

out how the most polite, well behaved ones are usually not always the ones in jail for rape or murder. Yes. Any who I was working the night shift when a name popped up on my work list for a patient in the ER, I grabbed a questionnaire we filled out for all the patients before an exam and started to fill it out when my coworker happened to look over my shoulder and yelled, holy shit, do you know who that is? The name didn't look familiar to me. And when inmates come in the ER, I don't I don't know their inmates until I walk into the room and see them in a jumpsuit surrounded by prison guards. So my coworker proceeds to tell me that he's a serial killer, and his murderous priest man 15 years and seven states. But being a murderer, now I immediately

Googled his name and sure enough, it was him. And then it says, due to HIPAA laws, I can't say his name real or serial, which is a clue, I think, or where I work because I could lose my job slash license and a girl has got to eat. Yeah, but that means he has he had a serial killer nickname. Oh, okay. So like, I think she's giving us a clue. He's well known. Yeah. He's serving two consecutive life sentences in a prison about 90 miles from the hospital. So armed with this knowledge of about 60% excited to do his scan and 40% scared shitless. Of course, when I go to get him, he's accompanied by two armed prison guards. He didn't talk too much, but was polite and followed my instructions and everything went normally. I tried desperately to act like I didn't know who

he was or what he had done. But I felt like there was a giant blinking red neon. I don't know why I put the word red. It's not there. Oh, I just saw a red. That's what you see. Blinking neon sign over my head that said, I know what you did. I had about a million questions to ask the prison guards, but I figured I needed to act like a professional and damn near bit my tongue and half trying not to pepper them with question after question. Once it was all done and over, and I had that feeling of holy fuck, did that just really happen? We're off. My next thought was, I need to email Karen and Georgia and tell them about this. Hopefully you guys get a kick out of the story because no one else I told seemed six excited as I was about it. Thanks for doing

such an awesome podcast, getting an alert on my phone that there's a new episode available. It's the highlight of my day. Keep kicking ass SSCGMJC. Oh, man. Yeah. We're the first thing that comes into people's mind when they hear anything about a serial killer. God bless. You know what that actually makes me think of as somebody, there was a story from like a month or a couple of weeks ago. Did you read that story about that two women or two people? I shouldn't. That was sexist actually. Two people who worked at the hospital in either Auburn or Sacramento access the Golden State Killers medical history and they both got fired. Yeah, I don't think you should have done that. No, no, you can't do that. That's stupid. It's

literally against the law. You can't. You're not allowed to do that. Oh, man. It's not smart. But I was like, why would you do it? Were they working there for like the summer? That's such a dumb. And then it's just like, why? So, you know, he's allergic to penicillin. Yeah. There's no benefits. It's not like he's going to have a lower back tattoo that says I'm fucking serial killer. Yeah. I buried a bunch of other bodies up in Auburn that you need to find out about, if only. That tattoo, you know, that popular tattoo. Yeah. Everyone gets the really long one. Yeah. That's the flash art that you just pick off the wall. Should I get a bumblebee or should I show where the bodies are buried? Okay, ready for this one? Always. Subject line is sinkhole

tried to take my baby and avoiding cults. I've been no greeting whatsoever. I love it. You don't need one. I've been meaning to send in my sinkhole story and was sparked to pause catching up on the latest episodes after hearing you mention the garbage eating cult. I met them. Sorry, I was catching up because I spent two weeks in the woods and listening to MFM in the woods is scary as fuck. And I know I shouldn't have even been in the woods in the first place surrounded by dusty white people. Dusty white people. But I need my nature therapy onto the stories. Okay. My cult story. When I was doing my second attempt at college, a group of friends invited me to a free dinner, fucking red flag, red flag. There's no such thing as free dinner, lunch or breakfast.

This is me talking about the email. Yeah. And also that's every cult in the world. Every religion is like come to our mixer. Spaghetti dinner. Come to our spaghetti dinner. Shakey cheese spaghetti dinner. I'd be there in one second if I was like 23. And that's how they get you. Okay, so we're back in the email now. Okay. When we got there, it was packed with people and they were serving up typical Midwest hot dish. Oh my God. Hey, vegan and meat option. Why I remember this? Who knows? Right away, I got really weird vibes from this dude who had organized the meal and had his little crew with him. They started talking Jesus stuff and how all the food was free from the dumpster. Oh my God. That's not what you want to say. I laid it out of their fast because of bad

vibes gross dumpster hot dish and I was so over Jesus. I had no idea it was a cult recruitment until I heard your episode. I don't know if anybody from school officially joined them, but I know that they held a number of dinners and a few of my friends really got into going to them. I feel like my school was too into partying hard to join their cult, but I do know people really got into the idea of dumpster diving free food and not paying rent by squatting all over town and campus. That's how they get you. The glamorous life, Sheila E. Okay. Now it's we're back. My second sink, my sinkhole story. Sorry. There's no second. A few weeks after my first daughter was born, we had to go to a midwife to check up appointment. We were broke as fuck,

didn't have a car. So in the dead of summer, I had to walk with my new baby a mile to the bus stop. When the bus finally came, I was dying for some bus air conditioning, but a guy got off through the front door halting my entrance. And I remember thinking, dude, you're supposed to get off the back door. There's a system here. But being a typical midwesterner, I said nothing and just shamed him in my mind. Anyway, after he had gotten off the bus, we stepped on and heard a loud crash behind us. We turned around and the sinkhole where we were just standing. Oh, the sidewalk where we were just standing was gone. And so was the dude. A sinkhole had opened up and swallowed him. The bus driver radioed 911 or whoever told them what happened. Someone on the bus was like back up the

bus. It could open wider. And I was like, get me and my new baby off this bus. We all got off the bus and could hear the man screaming and the sound of water rushing to fill the hole. We tried to yell at him that help was on the way, but he couldn't hear us and just kept screaming. It was all so unsettling to say the least. Emergency services finally showed up and was able to get him out. He was all bloody, but able to walk and was taken away in an ambulance. Like a jerk, I can't help but think if he had just followed the rules, maybe he wouldn't have ended up in that hole. My mom later said that if we had been the ones who had ended up in the hole, we would be rich with settlement money. I was just going to say, but yeah, that guy got a fucking big settlement

from the city. I guess that's where I get my a-hole ideas. Oh my God. That's right. It's usually hereditary. Hope you like my non-murder and everybody lives stories. Lastly, I just want to say thank you for bringing to attention your struggles, mental health, addiction, eating stuff, et cetera. It feels like healing. That's so nice. Also, thank you for talking about what's happening to Native American indigenous women, people in this country and in Canada. Being a member of the community and working for it for a number of years, I unfortunately have more than one story of someone I know who was murdered. I don't think I will ever be able to write those stories in an email, but I am grateful that you two have helped give voice to the victims. It

feels kind of awkward to send a fangirl letter, but I love you guys so much. SSDGM, Tessa. Oh, that was a lovely, lovely email, Tessa. I feel like we have to really quickly give credit to the podcast, Missing and Murdered, because they are the ones who are doing incredible work on the indigenous people. Yes. God, the 60s sweet man. That turns out to be that everyone listened to Missing and Murdered. Missing and Murdered and well, I think because we did talk about Wind River, but that idea that that is like based on the fact that indigenous women get murdered and there's a crazy rate and none of them get solved. No one works on them and none of them get solved. So yeah, we could definitely be doing more and we've barely done what like lots of other

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it's uplifting and a depressing way. There we go. Okay. This is called hometown sort of, Charlie Manson. Got it. Hi, Georgia and Karen. I become a recent murderer because a friend told me you guys do hometown murders where people tell their personal stories. It made me start thinking about why I became a true crime lover and it all stems back to my family murder, fucking Charlie Manson. I decided to listen to you guys as about a month ago and I started from episode one. I wanted to delve into your world after a lifetime of knowing I was a descendant of a victim of a sick hippie fantasy. I can't agree with you more that his weirdo crimes don't deserve as much attention as he pine for his whole life. I even had a stupid and it says in

front of the sparkling can wine moment of breaking down crying when he died because I thought such a cowardly human died in such a cowardly way. But after listening to your story on my long ass commutes in LA, I wanted to tell a different side of the story. Leno and Rosemary LaBianca came from a well to do Italian family. They were given lots of opportunities and had a very lovely LA circle of friends and family. My grandmother is a LaBianca and her son, my father often was often baby sat and very close with his cousins Rosemary and Leno. They were living the dream. However, their murder does not define who they were. It was random, awful, painful, shocking and something this family would never truly recover from. It is often forgotten when compared to Sharon Tate.

After all, she was an icon star beauty and all around wonderful person. We could never take away from her from her murder and what her family endured. But I do hope we don't forget that other members of another family continue to suffer from this hippie atrocity. I still live with artifacts from the murder house on Waverly Drive that faithful 1969 evening. And I don't want to remember that asshole who did what he did. But I do want to remember my cousins who didn't get to choose their fate who were in the wrong place at the wrong time. The LaBianca family suffered and continues to suffer with the feeling that randomization is inevitable. Oh, God. But I hope to just bring a voice to these victims. I call my family and continue fighting for all victims

and their families who are looking for answers. I appreciate my anonymity and stay sexy. Don't get murdered. It's so true. I will say this. Just from my perspective as I read Helter Skelter way too young. The LaBianca murders are very prominent in my mind. Definitely. And I understand what they mean that there is like that's the gross part about the true crime is the fame element. And there anytime they can anytime like the media or any of us if you pull a good story through that's the thing that that goes first and foremost. But I remember when I read Helter Skelter it it really does strike you how horrifyingly random and tragic it is that they just lived along the way. It was just like this thing where it was just this like older happy

couple who lived right near us in this just up in the hills and it's so random and and terrible and terrifying. And yeah. So that's a great point. Yeah. But that's that was beautifully written in a like that perfect thing of like but these are victims too. But like but I want them not to be thought of as this way but I do want people to know how fucked up it you know it made a whole family and yeah it's a lot of good points there. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for writing that. Yeah. So I have a positive one. We can not a positive one. I have a funny one we can end on. OK. Do you want to do that? Sure. OK. I don't know if I should tell you that I'm not going to tell you what the title is. Save it. Save it. Save it. Mimi Elvis Steven Georgia and Karen. That's new. Sure.

Oh I guess this is before Dottie. Well they they really picked and choose who they were going to mention. Dottie and Frank and George are out. Goodbye. Goodbye. So says you know I never really had a good murder story to share except my mom's friend was just recently on the prosecuting team for the huge Holly Bobo case in Tennessee. Look it up if you don't know it. It says but as soon as you said you sent in stories of an awkward time you've shared a story in a group that you regretted. I knew just the thing to send in. So a couple years back I was trying out a new church a new church group and someone had the best proposal for a weird icebreaker question. If you could choose a liquid to come out of each pointer finger for the rest of your life what would

it be? That's a fucking creepy and disgusting awesome question. Yeah you point Karen's pointing at her mouth while laughing with her finger. Okay wait let me keep going because I know you guys are going to say this. You can imagine most people said coffee or something boring and safe like that. Coffee grows. And then it says points to the girl points to the girl who said gasoline free gas forever and chapstick even though chapstick is debatably not a liquid. It is not a liquid. And it's so cheap that's what you're gonna go for. Also gasoline would burn your finger. Yeah but you would make a lot of money probably. But either way every answer was still significantly less awkward than mine. Maybe lip gloss. Yeah but not still. Okay naturally

I wanted one finger to be a steady stream of margarita considering it was a church thing I figured I'd say diet coke for one finger. Having gone towards the end my slight social anxiety got the best of me in that time. I was waiting and gave me lots of time to think of a good second liquid. Being the natural freaking goody two shoes I am I answered really seriously and honestly and came up with this is all caps breast milk. No. Yeah you heard me right breast milk. Imagine the group of college aged girls and guys who of course were strangers to me before I could explain that the reason was because I'd go to Kenya and there are some really and some very undernourished men and babies who need breast milk to survive. I had already lost the

crowd and been deemed the total weirdo of the group. Yeah they were right to do that to you. Yeah good no recovering from that one. Moral of the story feel free to open up to new people but maybe only do a certain extent at first. Don't take a goofy icebreaker question to a serious save the world level. If you ever feel like Margarita isn't an appropriate answer just go ahead and rule out breast milk too. Thanks for the laughs and fascinating stories. You've given me and all my friends in architecture school as we were up all night. It's hilarious and for continuing to bind us post-grad with your SSDGM. GM meaning group message. Love y'all and goodbye Polly Ann. P.S. can you two and Stephen please share with us what liquids you guys would choose to

come out of each pointer finger. All answers accepted MFM is a safe space. Bullshit Polly Ann you fucking weirdo with your breast milk. Not all answers except oh okay because here's what's hilarious about that. I love the idea that she's like okay I got a plate of this crowd which I will tell you right now is always a mistake. Yeah when you think you need to play like you're going to a play to a crowd wow them you're gonna get it wrong make them laugh or I'm gonna do anything for this crowd yes secondly you could have just said milk and it was yeah yeah the breast milk specifically chocolate milk chocolate milk you didn't have to name the country you thought you could go to where people were so poor like everything about that it was like when you're

shooting for the stars like this is how I'm gonna be good oh my god there is an incorrect answer to that oh I love it so much incorrect answers are more fun anyway oh shit first thing I could think of is kombucha okay it's good for you and I like it right Stephen well I mean the margarita answer obviously is the obvious one but I feel like you could do tequila and that way you don't have it premixed so then you could very smart and it's not because sometimes the margarita is too sweet but if they make it the wrong kind to come out of your finger yeah like oh I want a little strawberry yeah jalapenos your fingers yeah you're always like you scratch your nose and you're fucking you have like gas and margarita and you're just like what if you mix up which one's gas and which

one's margarita and you become Sammy Hagar you still get fucked up what's yours Karen I don't want shit in my finger if I if I was at this party I'd wait till I get to me I'll be like you're all fucking weird and perverted here's my weird answer Stephen and Stephen will understand this what about tuna juice so all cats love you you're just like leaking it around the alleyway and cats are just following you everywhere you go and all all cats love you and all people are like hey Georgia hey I'm taking a shower I'm taking a shower just shake your hand it's all I'm gonna bring that which one's tequila and well and it tastes like kombucha kind of see the first thing I thought of the reason I was laughing so hard was like spider-man style I wasn't thinking of stuff you

drink I think like what's fun to shoot at people like silly string yes you know what I mean that's good too with some just like a very high pressure hose like at the car wash yeah like that we're like it would almost be like having a gun but it's just water so you're not gonna kill anybody our friend Joe Naray has that story of how when he was a little kid they were all playing Super Soaker and he thought it'd be really funny like they've had clothing dye or dyed and dye or clothes sometimes and he thought it'd be really funny to put boiling hot water in his and shot his front with it Jesus Christ yeah that's the story is how awful he was so that's it God

listen to Joe Naray do you want to be fun if I scald my friend that moment of you doing like ha ha ha and then the kids like oh no this burns yeah so not hot water no hot water hot water review add a nice room temp water like tea high pressure you could wash your car oh yeah make someone stand back you can heat up a pool and it's too this is you could also give thirsty cats might like you yeah if you're still in that cat thing with lotion counter is that not liquid is that liquid lotion probably yeah that's a liquid sorry what are you gonna do with that lotion steven every answer is like we've we're staring into people's psyches but you don't you're all innocent like milk and then it's like ew you're looking gross yeah you're gonna smell like rotten milk all

the time and like ew ew you're so gross lube that's a lame yeah even like something as innocent as lube can be fucking okay hold on I love icebreaker questions I love this shit I love answers and I love we used to play um would you or basically would you rather it's like but it was we called it this or that and so it'd be like flying and invisibility and everyone would give their answer and then everyone would start attacking everybody on how their answer is wrong who's got the wrong one where it's like the friends that I had that said invisibility I was like okay you just basically admitted you're a perv to everybody yeah you're untrustworthy read my diary you're sneaky Pete yeah and you and you're giving up flying totally so that you can fucking spy on

people you weasel um everyone send us your favorite um like icebreaker po box send us no send us your favorite icebreaker questions or when your icebreaker shit has gotten very bad or you did like a terrible first impression guys guys what if um that's the picture the picture I have is like when you start a question like that and you think it's gonna be so fun you guys what is your okay hold on and then maybe we can just make a list of those so like because they're not all stories just send us like icebreaker questions yeah that's so good um also flying our invisibility obviously flying now I'm not gonna say yeah that was invisibility I wouldn't tell you that's such a setup Stephen I mean it's just so much more fun dude flying is the greatest

American hero it's the greatest American everything I think my honest answer for the liquids is iced tea on one finger and lemonade on the other girl fuck and you can have separate wait why don't you just put Arnold Palmer in one and then you can get another one without ever you want in it because I can't I'm already can't do that with my iced tea and lemonade she could have like gasoline liquid gold I don't know the idea that you're gonna shoot gasoline out of your finger is a greedy be insane there's no way you don't get cancer from that and the fumes you could never smoke again or do whatever you want with fire you could have to stay away from fire for the rest of your life you go skiing and people are like let's gather

around you're like sorry I'll blow up it's the worst idea you greedy fucking send us your ideas everything my favorite murder at gmail goodbye oh stay sexy and don't get murdered goodbye I jumped my line Elvis you want cookie good boy here don't go