My First Million - $250M Founder Reveals How The Rich Avoid Taxes (Legally)
Episode Date: January 17, 2024Episode 541: Shaan Puri (https://twitter.com/ShaanVP) and Sam Parr (https://twitter.com/theSamParr) are on a campaign to make sure no entrepreneur pays more taxes than absolutely necessary. They’re ...joined by Ankur Nagpal, the founder of Teachable and resident tax genius, to share the 10 tax loopholes every founder should know. No more small boy spreadsheets, build your business on the free HubSpot CRM: https://mfmpod.link/hrd — Show Notes: (0:00) Intro (3:00) Biggest secret to pay less in taxes (6:20) QSBS - the most generous tax break available (15:30) Do NOT move to Puerto Rico (20:00) There's no true alpha in investing (25:00) Sam's credit card tax hack (29:00) Solo 401(k) (33:30) Your CPA is not is not your tax strategist (41:30) Owning real estate to lower your tax bill (43:00) 4 triggers to happiness (47:30) Putting the Indian diet on blast — Links: • Ankur Nagpal Twitter - https://twitter.com/ankurnagpal • Teachable - https://teachable.com/ • Carry - http://carrymoney.com/ • Mo Points - https://mopoints.com/ • Points.me - http://points.me — Check Out Sam's Stuff: • Hampton - https://www.joinhampton.com/ • Moneywise - https://joinhampton.com/moneywise-podcast • Ideation Bootcamp - https://www.ideationbootcamp.co/ • Copy That - https://copythat.com • Hampton Wealth Survey - https://joinhampton.com/wealth Check Out Shaan's Stuff: • Try Shepherd Out - https://www.supportshepherd.com/ • Shaan's Personal Assistant System - http://shaanpuri.com/remoteassistant • Power Writing Course - https://maven.com/generalist/writing • Small Boy Newsletter - https://smallboy.co/ • Daily Newsletter - https://www.shaanpuri.com/ Past guests on My First Million include Rob Dyrdek, Hasan Minhaj, Balaji Srinivasan, Jake Paul, Dr. Andrew Huberman, Gary Vee, Lance Armstrong, Sophia Amoruso, Ariel Helwani, Ramit Sethi, Stanley Druckenmiller, Peter Diamandis, Dharmesh Shah, Brian Halligan, Marc Lore, Jason Calacanis, Andrew Wilkinson, Julian Shapiro, Kat Cole, Codie Sanchez, Nader Al-Naji, Steph Smith, Trung Phan, Nick Huber, Anthony Pompliano, Ben Askren, Ramon Van Meer, Brianne Kimmel, Andrew Gazdecki, Scott Belsky, Moiz Ali, Dan Held, Elaine Zelby, Michael Saylor, Ryan Begelman, Jack Butcher, Reed Duchscher, Tai Lopez, Harley Finkelstein, Alexa von Tobel, Noah Kagan, Nick Bare, Greg Isenberg, James Altucher, Randy Hetrick and more. — Other episodes you might enjoy: • #224 Rob Dyrdek - How Tracking Every Second of His Life Took Rob Drydek from 0 to $405M in Exits • #209 Gary Vaynerchuk - Why NFTS Are the Future • #178 Balaji Srinivasan - Balaji on How to Fix the Media, Cloud Cities & Crypto • #169 - How One Man Started 5, Billion Dollar Companies, Dan Gilbert's Empire, & Talking With Warren Buffett • #218 - Why You Should Take a Think Week Like Bill Gates • Dave Portnoy vs The World, Extreme Body Monitoring, The Future of Apparel Retail, "How Much is Anthony Pompliano Worth?", and More • How Mr Beast Got 100M Views in Less Than 4 Days, The $25M Chrome Extension, and More
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Today we're talking taxes.
And we're talking taxes because taxes are my favorite subject.
They became my favorite subject when I paid way too much in tax when I sold my company.
And I was so happy and so sad at the same time.
Today's guest had the same problem.
He sold Teachable for over $200 million.
And then decided, you know what?
He's going to go on a renegade to make sure that no entrepreneur pays more taxes than they need to.
We basically invited him here.
And he was like, you know, I could talk about my story.
I could talk about my life.
We were like, no, dude, talk about taxes.
I feel like I can rule the world.
I know I could be what I want to.
Ankur, welcome to the show, man.
And this is a long time coming.
Yeah, I'm excited to be here.
It's weird how I've now accumulated a lot of specific knowledge
in this one kind of very narrow topic.
And I'm excited to share it.
And the summary of your story,
and we'll talk about a little bit later in the episode,
but we want to talk about taxes.
Summary of the story is prodigy, entrepreneur,
or had a bunch of stuff, started in college.
You started a company called Teachable, sold it for $250 million when you were 31.
That was like a courses business.
Now you've got a new thing.
Was called Cary.
No, it was called Ocho, now called Cary.
And it's like a 401K, like a self-directed 401K thing.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's basically the bigger vision is how do we help people build wealth by saving money on taxes?
And the solo 401K is our first product.
But yeah, that's the story.
The quick sort of other bit is I did not grow up in America.
So I knew nothing about the U.S. financial system.
The country I grew up in never had taxes.
Taxes were just not a thing that existed in Oman where I grew up.
So the first time I heard about taxes was when I was 21 years old.
And I was like, wow, you actually have to give money that you earn.
This is crazy.
But yeah, you got most of the story.
By the way, before we talk taxes, I know we're supposed to just start with the taxes thing.
Yeah.
You have earned your seat on my first million.
You made your first million bucks when you were like 20 years old, right?
With something pretty funny.
Well, can you tell that story?
Can you tell the fast version of that story?
Yeah, absolutely.
I was in college at Berkeley.
and at the time, Facebook released the Facebook platforms.
You could send gifts to people, answer quizzes and all of that.
And I built these viral Facebook applications,
starting from when I was 18, all the way to 20.
And it was really fun.
I mean, you know, we created personality quizzes.
Like, you could answer a few questions and find out how good a kisser you are
or which friend's character you're most like.
If you have to take a Facebook quiz to figure out if you're a good kiss, you're probably a bad kisser, right?
The funny thing is I'm not going to name names.
One of the Facebook founders actually took that quiz multiple times.
And I know that because you get their Facebook user ID in the database.
So user ID number, I'm not going to tell you which number it is, is, was in our database.
And we're like, wow, this person really wanted to know.
But anyways, yeah, so we created these personality quizzes and then friend quizzes and stuff.
And, yeah, you know, millions of daily users was able to make a million dollars before us 21, which was pretty cool.
Yeah, that's amazing.
So you've earned your street cred here for us on my first million.
All right.
So let's talk, let's talk taxes.
If I'm an entrepreneur, what are the biggest things?
things I need to know about taxes. What are the things I should be knowledgeable of and doing in
order to save money? Cool. The first thing I think everyone should know, even people who are not
entrepreneurs yet, is the U.S. tax code is rigged in favor of business owners. It's very intentional, but
you can look at a country's tax code and learn a lot about what it stands for. And in America,
two things stand out. The tax code is rigged in favor of people involved in real estate. It's the
most tax-advantaged asset class. And two, people who start businesses. So the first thing I tell
someone is if you are a full-time W-2 employees somewhere, if you are not yet a business owner,
consider becoming a business owner since it is the single biggest thing you can do to optimize
your taxes. Like that is just written into the DNA of this country. And it's something that I never
realized until I started digging and was like, wow, there's the playbook for what you can do
to pay less in taxes is 10 times bigger if you are a business owner. So it's rigged in favor
business owners and real estate. And most people kind of ignore this. I would say like,
the advice I got growing up was, you know, go to a good school so you can get a good job.
That's what winning was.
And even the advice around money, which was kind of like, you know, try to try to get like a raise, maybe 10%, you know, try to save.
But the hard part about saving is that your biggest expenses, right?
Your taxes might be 30 to 50 percent, depending on where you live and what bracket you're in.
That's your biggest expense.
And that's every single year off every dollar you make unless you're able to shield it with some of these things you're going to talk about.
I think, I don't know if you remember, but Warren Buffett back in the day had a famous quote where he's like, my secretary pays a higher tax rate than, than I do, right?
Yeah.
What an asshole.
Well, I think the issue, though, it's not an issue.
It just it is what it is.
If you have W-2 income, I'm almost positive there's close to no way that you can reduce that your tax liability other than maybe like minor percentage points.
You can do crazy stuff by using your spouse.
You can have your spouse become a real estate professional,
so then you as a couple can write it right off real estate depreciation,
but you have to get pretty fancy to do things with W2.
So you're right.
There is a universe of things,
it's just much smaller.
And then, like, let's say I make a million dollars a year as a business owner.
Like, I actually don't know what the savings can be.
I know with QSBS, I saved a huge sum,
but I don't know what I could reduce my taxable income by as a business owner,
but I know it's a lot whereas the W-2, it ain't.
Well, let's tell the W-2.
real quick because I know people in San Francisco that have high-paying jobs at like, like,
you know, a Facebook or a Google. And, you know, they're marrying somebody and they're like,
hey, guess what, honey? You're a real estate broker now. They're like, what? I don't want to do
real estate. You want, you're a real estate professional now. It's like they have to get the status.
And then they're buying Airbnb's in order to offset their W-W-2 income. We literally say that,
like, tongue-in-cheek, right? We have a presentation on like, how do you lower your tax bill as a W-2
professional. Point number three is
Mary a real estate professional. It's
like tongue in cheek, but it actually
is one of the very few things you can do
as a W2 professional. But I don't think
anyone pays more in taxes
than highly paid tech employees, like in terms
of tax bracket. That's about as bad as
you can get. Two people in San Francisco
making $400,000 a year together,
cool, you're paying half of it in taxes.
Yeah, and before it even comes
to you, it's just take it out of your paycheck before you even
get it. All right, so let's say we are
an entrepreneur. Sam mentioned
QSBS. I'm guessing that's going to be number one on your list because it's such a huge advantage.
Explain what it is and then explain the kind of beginner level and then the advanced level
version of doing it. Cool. So four big letters in the U.S. tax code. This may be the single most
generous tax break available today. It's called QSBS, qualified small business stock. This is
insane. So when you look at all these tech companies being built and sold, the reality is most of them
are going to have shareholders that pay very little in taxes. And that's because of what's called
QSBS, which roughly says if you hold shares in a C corporation for five years, you pay no taxes
on up to $10 million in gains. It applies to founders. It applies to employees. It also applies to
investors. And it's such a generous tax rate. You're forgetting up to $10 million or 10 times your
basis, whichever is greater. It's a great point. It's a great point. It's either $10 million or 10 times
what you pay for the shares. As a founder, it's most likely going to be $10 million since you buy your shares
for almost nothing. But this is massive. Like when I sold my company, I live in New York
State. And in New York State, even New York State doesn't charge you taxes. So I only had to pay
New York City taxes on the first $10 million in gains. And this is just by size of benefit,
it's absurd, right? Because you think about W2 employees getting taxed so heavily. And here
you have startup founders, employees, investors paying nothing on $10 million when they sell
their company. Sean, I think California is the only state that doesn't recognize QSBSB.
There's actually six or seven states.
There's a couple that partially don't recognize it.
43 don't.
43, you'd pay no state taxes as well.
If you're not paying any taxes on 10 million in gains,
you would normally otherwise pay long-term capital gains,
which would be roughly 20% plus there's like a 3.6% something extra fee.
So it's like, you know, basically 2.3 million is what you get net extra, correct?
That's the actual in your pocket.
In New York substantially more.
Don't forget there's another million plus in New York.
York taxes that I'm not paying.
Okay, cool.
So yeah, so for California, you'll pay another 13% on top if New York, if you're in one of the
QSBS, you know, free states, then you're saving another, let's say, million to 1.3 million
in, in additional state taxes.
So about two and a half to three and a half million dollars in your pocket.
Yep.
Or, or I've got a friend who had a company who was, I won't say publicly, but Anker, you and I
are very close friend, who had a company that was, I think, an S-Corp.
He converted to a C-Corp at a $30 million valuation.
And so eventually when he sells, it will be $10 times $30.
So $300 million.
So that difference, which is, I can't do the math,
but $270 million gain, that will be the tax-free portion.
I was saving that for the advanced strategies.
But yeah, there's a lot you can do to truly, like, multiply this benefit.
So I heard about the $10 million thing, and I was like, wow, this is insane.
Like, really, really cool.
but then I found out that the limit is per shareholder per company.
So where this gets interesting is if I give some shares to my mom, my brother, my dad,
each of us now have our own $10 million limit.
So it's a family, we have a $40 million limit.
Or if you go down the estate planning rabbit hole,
which it's a little complicated, but at a certain point,
hire an attorney, figure it out.
You can set up trust.
I set up trust for my future children, trust for charity,
and each of these trusts get their own $10 million benefit,
which multiplies this theoretically as many times as possible.
So what happens if you set up for three future kids
and you only have one future kid?
You can basically set up, so what I did, for instance,
or I have no kids is you can set it up for future beneficiaries as well.
So any of my future children are entitled to have the trust.
What's important is it's an irrevocable gift.
You can't take it back yourself.
Okay, but when's if you don't have kids now?
it has to go to either my parents, my brother.
I've named a bunch of different beneficiaries.
So there's like a line.
There's like an order of operations.
Yeah.
You're like the only brown parents who are like, oh, anchor, it's okay if you don't have
children.
It's okay.
As long as you're happy.
As long as you're happy, it's okay.
I wish, honestly, that would be, it would be worth the $10 million to not be harassed by
my parents.
And so this is called like stackable trust, right?
This is called QSPS stacking.
So a couple of things I didn't realize the first time around that I'm doing differently this time around.
So the first time around, I was the only person to hit the holding threshold because I didn't realize how this works.
But this time around, I've given all my early team members shares instead of options so they can start their clock ticking.
That's a really important thing that a lot of people don't realize is you have to own the shares for five years, not options.
The way that companies get around this right is you do the 83B election, right?
and you basically buy your shares at the super low price.
We should explain how archaic the IRS is.
So there's this thing called the 83B,
which I don't exactly know what it means,
but it's basically whenever I start a company,
I've got to write a check to myself for $100,
or I write from Sampar to the name of the company, Inc,
and I have to mail it to the IRS,
and I handwrite on it,
and I write a letter to them,
and I say, this is Sampar,
I'm writing you one check for $100,
and I'm literally writing this out by hand.
Will you please send this stemmed envelope back to me that has proof that you receive this?
It's literally like the tooth fairy, dude.
Yeah, it's like the tooth fairy.
And you write the address and you just write like IRS.
Like I forget where it is in California.
And by the way, you have to do this three weeks, I think, or 90 days.
30 days. 30 days after you do this, they have to get it.
And so right when you file the company, you've got to run to the convenience.
So I get your stamp and envelope and hurry up and do this thing.
and then you'll write this out, and somehow this works.
And what's even crazier is the IRS will check in on you to make sure that you did this
right, unless you get in trouble and you have to save this like envelope.
Like, got you, bitch.
I got the envelope.
I filed it away.
Like, it's crazy how this works.
And if you don't do it, you have to pay millions of dollars in taxes.
Like, it's a very, very high.
Or hundreds of millions.
Yeah.
It's a very high stakes document.
Yeah.
It's a high stakes document.
And you like have to write it.
I remember like thinking like, I got to make sure my seven is perfectly clear.
So that's not a T.
It's like a very stressful thing
And you have to write it up by hand
It's crazy how like archaic it is
I didn't understand this rule
But our CFO was like hey
Did you do your 83B?
And I'm like nah no no it's be fine
She's like no no you have to do within 30 days
And I was like okay well can you just like you know
Where's the form? Can you send me the link?
She's like no no you have to print this out
You got to go take it to the post office
And I was like oh man
And she looked at me she's like you don't do those types of things do
I was like no I don't run errands like that
I just simply don't I'm out of the postal system
Like I don't mail things.
I don't check my mail.
Like I'm out of that whole system in general.
Yeah,
you're like,
how many Sam?
So I'd be like 50, 40?
I was like,
what part do I lick?
It's I'm like licking the form.
And I'm like,
then I finally have it.
And I realize I'm on day 37.
And so for the next five years,
it just haunted me.
I was like,
I didn't do that goddamn form.
And then when my company finally basically failed,
I was like,
it didn't matter.
I was like,
it didn't come back to buy.
me because I was, for five years had been dreading that my lack of, you know, belief in doing
shit, like doing annoying paperwork things was going to bite me. And I was so happy when that one
entity failed and that the other entity was the one that sold. I was like, this is, this is amazing.
But here's the crazier part is you can claim you did it in time, right?
So, very technically what the document means is it says, I am like taxed me on what the value
is today. I'm choosing to be taxed up front. But if not for signing this, any time your company
grows in valuation, you could theoretically be liable for taxes. Can you imagine what a nightmare that is?
Let's say you raise a series A, a series B, a series C. Yeah, you wouldn't have money. You wouldn't have money, but you'd have a tax bill. It's like really, really bad.
There's a dark side to this, which is that sometimes if you join a company later, like, I think Bolt was pretty popular. This happened at Bolt. So Bolt was like, hey, we are lending our employees money to buy their shares.
That was such a shit show. At a like $5 billion or $10 billion, $10 billion.
valuation. And they were like, see, this is great because now they're going to start their
clock of owning the shares. But people were like, okay, so what happens if the valuation goes
down? And now, not only do my shares become worthless, I owe the money for those shares at that
premium valuation. And people were like, this is not going to end well. The full story hasn't
played out. You know, Bolt is still going. So it's unclear exactly what's going to happen with that.
It's trending in the direction like that was a bad idea. I think it's undoubtedly a bad idea.
It was a 2021 valuation, like tens of billions of dollars.
Like, it's not good.
And people saw it coming and it's really bad when you now, like, I'm hoping they forgive those loans.
Because otherwise you have, not only you're making nothing in equity, you owe $80,000 just for working there.
At our company, our investor was like, here's the promissory note.
You don't have to come up with the cash and we'll forgive this if this ever happens.
And I was like, can you write that?
They're like, no, we can't write that down.
It's like, you know, just have to trust us.
I'm like, okay, I do trust you.
And they did.
If they were to write it down, it's taxed to you as income.
So that's why they can write it down, right?
All right.
I want to go to the counter opinion.
So we got friends who, you know, they're like, oh, the number one thing.
Get out of California.
You schmuck.
Come to, come to Texas.
No, no, no.
Forget Texas.
You're still in federal paying federal tax.
Come to Puerto Rico.
Oh, God.
What do you think about that?
Should I move to Puerto Rico to save money in taxes, according to on?
So to me, this gets to the meta level, right?
Like, why do we have money?
What is the point of money?
And I think there's two camps of people.
Camp one is like they look at their life as this vessel to make as much money as possible.
And other people look at money as a tool to live the life you want.
So I very firmly fit into the latter camp where money enables me to live the life I want.
Yes, I don't want to pay more in taxes than I have to.
And, you know, gamifying the tax system is also fun just because like I'm a hustler and it's kind of fun to do.
But I want to live the life I want.
And to me, that means living where you want.
So I would personally never, ever move somewhere just to save on taxes.
Well, you've done the exact opposite.
You live currently in the highest tax place in America, I believe.
Correct.
And I'm totally fine with that because, again, like, money enables me to live the life I want.
I just tend to think, and it's ironic because, you know, I'm running a company that helps people
save money on taxes.
The kinds of people who spend all their life worrying about taxes are some of the unhaping
happiest people I know. So I don't ever want to get to that point. And sometimes when you move to
like, you know, a utopia with zero taxes, you're surrounded with everyone else that moved there
for that reason. That's your group. Your friends are other people who hate taxes. And I don't know
if, you know, that's the social circle I want. Dude, we had John Lee Dumas on the pod. Do you remember this,
Sean? And we were talking about taxes and he was like bragging about how he moved to Puerto Rico or
something like that. He was glowing. I thought he was pregnant. I was like, wow, this guy's so happy
he moved to Puerto Rico. And he was so happy about it. And he basically. And he was so happy about it. And he
And then he started making fun of me that I didn't live in Puerto Rico.
Do you remember that?
He was like insulting me.
And I was like, John, we're not close enough that you can make fun of me that hard.
It's a podcast, sir.
You know, I think that the thing, you know, a lot of people who listen to this podcast,
we all share one goal probably.
We've many different goals.
One we share is we all want financial freedom.
And most people think financial freedom is, oh, I'm free to buy what I want, do what I
want, it's the financial leather jacket. You're a financial badass now. All right, cool. But I think
the real financial freedom is when money doesn't have a hold on you. So it's not about you being
able to buy and do certain things. It's that money no longer dictates your decisions. Money does not
control you or make you do things that you don't want to do. And so it's more freedom from money,
not freedom to spend money. You had a point on this thing. I want you to explain, and it's really a
direct attack at Sam. You said, the point of having money is to not worry about money. If you are
wealthy but still stressed about money, which I see all the time, you're missing the point.
All right, Sam, look this man in the eye and Anker, tell him why. I don't blame him if it's him
or anyone else because these are beliefs we form very young in life. Like, to some degree,
they're not even fully conscious beliefs. So if they're not conscious beliefs, you try and sort
of program it. But yeah, I have so many like super wealthy friends, friends, you know, with hundreds
of millions of dollars who are stressed about the pursuit of more money. They are 100 millionaires
who want to be billionaires or something. And again, like, you said it really well, right? The whole
point of money is to be free from it and do what you want. Like, to me, the best thing I bought
with money was being able to say no to a job that would have paid me tens of millions of dollars
in equity because guess what? I don't need it anymore. Can I just say, Sean? So look,
I let me defend myself. I came on here and I expressed my belief on money in how I've, I've,
fearful of it and how I wanted to make me happy and it doesn't. But you did Camp MFM. You told me
about Joe Gebia. Joe Gebia is worth $10 billion. And you told me this crazy story to
blew my mind about how happy is and everything like this. And so I radically changed my
opinion on money and happiness. And now I realize I just need 10 billion to be happy.
That's all I need is 10 billion. So like my opinion has been changed. It's no longer about
scarcity mindset. If I have 10 billion, I will be happy.
There you go. I'm glad. I'm glad you. There we go.
You've been enlightened.
All right, Uncle, give me a couple other quick hot takes before we go out.
No, you're going to make fun of Sean now, which is there's no true alpha.
Let's frame it.
You said, there's no true alpha in investing.
I realize that's sort of a fool's game.
That's why instead I realize I can optimize my tax setup and make more money that way than
trying to beat the market.
As a guy who has been attempting to beat the market for quite some time now, well, unsuccessfully.
How's that been going?
Wait, answer the question.
What are the wins and what are the losses?
And we're not talking about private.
We're talking about, have you been, did you try to beat the market in terms of public, too?
He looks kind of sheepish.
He looks kind of sheepish.
He's like, yeah, are we trying to make me cry?
What's happened to here?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
I actually don't know if you pick and choose stocks.
I know you pick and choose private companies, but that was like your job.
I agree that most people cannot beat the market.
I do not agree that nobody can beat the market over.
I know that that's an unpopular opinion.
And I know that, you know, the famous Warren Buffett bet, I know all those things.
I just refuse to believe that it's not a bell curve.
I think the people that beat the market spend all their lives doing that with their own capital.
Think about Jim Simmons, right?
His hedge fund has returned like 40% on average.
They're not taking outside capital.
What I think is a little bit of a scam is a lot of the financial services industry that tries to promise you outsize returns.
Who promises that?
What's that stereotype hedge funds?
Because I've never met like a financial advisor.
That would be dumb enough to promise that.
Any actively managed fund, right?
So, yes, hedge funds are a big, big sort of thing.
Any active stock picking fund, I mean, there's a lot of stock picking funds that charge you
1% a year and their portfolio, they say, will outperform or whatever.
So does every real estate fund, venture fund, basically, like, anything that charges
outsized fees, anything that charges more than a Vanguard fund.
That's crazy that people, like, buy into that, though.
Correct.
So our thesis is always like, okay, fine.
I do think better tax strategy can actually create alpha, alpha as a
finance term for like you will outperform.
And using that tax alpha to just put more dollars in the market,
I think is a smarter approach and the approach I like and, you know,
I'm taking with my money as well.
Out of 100% of your net worth,
is 100% of it in the S&P index?
No, absolutely not.
Like I have a lot of it not in the S&P index,
but that's my fun money.
I think there's a good chance I don't outperform.
And a lot of it isn't private investing,
which are funds that I own.
But I think I'm the only person I know who has a fund as big as mine and charges no management fees.
The average venture fund charges 20 to 25% just in management fees.
And the average person does not realize that.
We charge 0%.
Sean, do you know how I tell you that I don't buy individual stocks?
Yeah.
I looked at my portfolio the other day.
It was the first time in a year that I looked at it.
And I realized that was wrong.
I've done it twice or three times.
The company that I did it on was Playboy.
I had read
their annual report
You can't just call their magazine
their annual report dude
That's called their monthly calendar
Yeah
But yeah
Actually their annual report
They have a lot of photos
And
Oh Jenny
Jenny McCarthy picture
Holden up the balance sheet
That's nice
I did that
Because I was like
Oh look like their prop
Their real estate
asset
Is worth more than what
They're trying to sell
the company for
And I was like, that's smart.
I'll do that.
Did not win on that one.
So loss on that one.
Also did Coinbase at the IPO.
And then I sold it two weeks before it popped like three months ago or whatever, whenever it was.
So I've done, I've done two.
No, you've also done it with HubSpot.
You got HubSpot stock.
You could have sold it and diversified.
You decided to hold.
That is a decision to buy.
That's correct.
And with Airbnb.
Yeah, correct.
The two biggest holdings in your portfolio.
Correct.
So you do it too.
No, those aren't my two biggest holdings.
My index funds are significantly larger.
But yeah, I have done it.
So I've done it as well.
So I'm like you, Anker, I have my fund money thing.
It's just that I happen to have a fun money stash that's 80% instead of 20%.
Yeah.
I mean, look, at the end of the day, as long as we realize what we're doing, it's fine, right?
Like, I think we all have to learn this lesson ourselves.
In 2021, I thought I was a damn genius.
I was like, these index funds are stupid.
My portfolio is up to like 300%.
I should just be a stock picker for life.
And yeah, then you come back to reality and didn't realize.
Was there a day where you're like, uh, huh, that's not the way?
It was many.
Because again, if you remember, there's such an insane run up for a while.
You couldn't lose.
Every company was up 100% day on day.
It was when investing was the most fun.
It should not be that fun.
And then, yeah, there were numerous days of like, cool, I've lost $300,000 today.
Cool, down half a million dollars today.
Cool.
and just that happening repeatedly
while the S&P 500
kind of just kept chipping away and growing
and, you know,
Nvidia comes out of nowhere
and all these stocks that I only held
because I had an index fund.
Otherwise, I had no exposure.
Sean,
let me,
and Ankur,
let me tell you this crazy story
about tax stuff that I learned.
This is like one of those tax hacks.
I'm not the biggest fan of tax hacks,
but this is actually a good one.
I met this lady.
She was speaking at one of our events
and I don't want to say
her name of her company,
but she was on the commercial
for this credit card company
because she loved the credit card so much.
And her business was doing, let's say, 50 million a year.
And she was putting a lot of it on a credit card.
And it was giving her $300,000 a year of either points or cash back.
And according to the IRS, a cash back from a credit card is considered a rebate.
And I believe you get up to, I don't remember what it is.
I don't know what it is now, but three years ago when she told me this,
she said it's $300,000 a year of rebates.
You know what it is nowadays?
Is it the same?
Something like that.
It depends on the card itself, but yeah.
Oh, I thought it was by the government.
I thought it was limited to the government.
It must have been limited to the credit card.
She was getting $300,000 a year of cash back,
of which she was like, that's my salary.
I don't take a salary or I take a very unmeaningful salary for my company,
and I'm living off my credit card points.
And that was pretty wild.
Did you know you could actually pay your taxes at a credit card?
And for some people, you could actually like arbitrage that
where, again, this is insane.
I would never do it.
I just found an interesting.
You can pay your taxes on a credit card.
There's not a very high extra fee.
And in a lot of cases, you can actually end up slightly better.
It's a very painful thing to do it.
David,
David Houser did it.
David Houser sold his company Grasshopper,
I think for $200 million.
And he paid his taxes on his Amex.
And he called Amex and he told him what he was going to do.
And so I don't remember what the bill is,
but let's say $20 or $30 million of a tax bill.
He paid that on his Amex.
And he goes,
I've got,
I just got a couple decades worth of flights.
That's hilarious.
That's insane.
That's the other thing with credit card points is once you learn how to use them for travel,
the cashback feels less good.
Like, yes, the cashback has a theoretical value,
but there's so much more valuable applied to travel once you kind of learn how the game works.
What's the smart way to do it?
Okay, so the thing you always want to avoid is never spend the points on your credit card website.
That is the thing almost everyone does and you lose a ton of value there.
I do that.
Yeah.
So what you want to do instead is create an account with an airline.
I do with Emirates a lot because I fly internationally or with Air France, KLM.
The international airlines are the best.
Look up a flight on their loyalty program.
Do the transfer.
It takes like 30 seconds and you'll probably save 70% points right there.
No way.
70%.
Yeah.
I've tested this a lot because what these airlines to do.
It says transfer, like there's a tiny link that says transfer partners.
And you have to, that's where you send your points.
You never spend it in the thing.
That's going to save you so many points.
Yeah.
I've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on flights over the past 10 years through
my Chase.
My Chase.
Life-changing.
I found this out two years ago.
What?
Life-changing.
Yeah, absolutely.
You got hosed, bro.
It's so bad to do it.
Wait, you knew that, Sean?
Yeah.
I paid for this guy Mo points.
He's like this guy who'll teach you about credit card points.
Or like, he'll just be like, what's your situation?
Here's what your credit card setup should be and here's how to use it.
And so he showed it to me.
And I was like, wow, that was like the best $300 I've ever spent.
because that one session, which I thought, oh, 300 bucks to do this call, that's kind of a lot.
Of course, I mean, the savings and just understanding how to book the flights better, because he's like,
this is luxury travel.
You want to travel first class all around the world?
Here's what you need to do.
And for me, I have an e-com business.
We're spending millions of a year in ads.
So he's like, you need this MX gold because it gives you 4x on every Facebook point that you,
every dollar you spend on Facebook or Google.
And so you're getting 4x multipliers.
He's like, but then you got to.
transfer it out. And then you got to use this website, a website like points out me or whatever,
to be able to search for points across all the airlines. Yeah. I think just transferring out is the
80-20. If you want to tell someone in one sentence how to do better, transfer your points out.
Do you have any more of those little tricks? What else you got in your hat? Come on, magician,
pull something else up. That's pretty awesome. Solo 401K. So that's the one that you have on here that I don't
know anything about. What is a solo 401K? So solo 401K, this is the,
first product we built, and I had an LLC for a while. I was earning some, you know, some random
money. And I saw, I found this account called a Solo 401k, which is like your own, like your corporate
401k, but it exists exclusively for you. And with that, you can do really cool things. So one,
you can put in up to $69,000 a year. Typically, if you max out your corporate account, it's very hard
to hit the max because your company match is not enough. But with a solo 401k, you can put in $69,000 a
get that as a tax deduction.
The second thing is you could do the whole thing as a Roth contribution.
So if you read about Peter Thiel and how he grew his billion dollar Roth IRA,
traditionally with the Roth IRA, you can only put in $7,000.
Can you tell the Peter Thiel story real quick?
How did he use a Roth IRA to make billions?
Oh, man, this was both genius and kind of possibly illegal.
But what he did is he bought his founder shares at PayPal with his Roth IRA.
So he spent like $2,000 to buy PayPal shares that became worth $27 million.
million when PayPal's sole. And then he had $27 million to just make all kinds of investments.
He allegedly bought his Facebook shares, 10% of Facebook from his Roth IRA. So he's going to
turn 59 and a half in a year and he's going to have $5 billion tax free, which is pretty wild.
The wildest part about that what you just said is that Peter Thiel only made $27 million selling PayPal.
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize that me and Peter Thiel are sort of, we're sort of, you know,
apples and apples, I guess.
Sam, like the hustle and PayPal netted the founders.
Very similar amounts of money.
That's kind of amazing.
Well, what we don't know is if Peter Thiel had other shares, not on his Roth diary,
which is quite possible, actually.
Ah, damn.
News too going to be true.
Let's just take it.
Probably not.
He's going to have to show that to me for me to change my opinion.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to let facts get in the way of me beating Peter Thiel.
What about a, can a person have boy?
than one 401K?
Yeah.
So that's what's cool
is if you have a full-time
job and a side hustle,
you can have a solo 401K for your business
while still contributing to your employer 401K.
But because it's your own 401K,
you can invest it in anything, right?
Your employer 401K has like a list
of very specific assets.
With a solo 401k,
you can invest it however you want.
If you need liquidity,
you can borrow up to $50,000 from it.
It's simply the most powerful retirement account
in America, but it's not available
unless you have your own business.
Isn't the normal 401K kind of a racket?
Like the thing where they're like, you can only buy these funds using our 401K?
Is that because they get a kickback?
No, it comes from the 401K provider.
The long answer is corporate 401K plants are subject to ERISA laws,
like Employment, Retirement, Investment, Something Act.
And those acts are just there to protect employees.
But as a result, employers can't do things that help them.
Like, there are limits on how much you can contribute to yourself if your employees are part
of the same plan, limit to investments.
But if there's no employees, go crazy.
So the solo 401K, you can put that in, because you put it in real estate, could you put
in anything?
Is it like a just-
Absolutely.
Yeah, the only thing you can't do, which is whether the whole Peter Thiel thing may be
slightly illegal is you can't have a self-dealing transaction.
So I can't invest in my startup.
I can invest in Sam's startup.
That's totally fine.
But I can't invest in my own company.
I can't invest in my house, but I can do commercial real estate.
Gotcha.
Okay.
That's not self-dealing for him, is it?
that's just a major angel investment.
He was the founder, too, which is why it's sketch.
He was the founder of PayPal, remember.
If he was just an angel investor, it's fine.
Oh, I was a founder.
He shouldn't make too much.
He might, you know, we might be an accident for Ankara.
If you keep talking like this out loud, he's got $5 billion writing on nobody
paying too much attention to this.
Yeah, I mean, look, so people, because no, people ask us all the time, can I do what
Peter Thiel did?
And I was like, look, it may be fine.
If you don't own over 50%, I wouldn't.
Because again, the thing with the IRS is a lot of these things are not clear rules.
There are rules written a certain way.
Someone interprets them somehow.
The IRS challenges it.
Sometimes the IRS loses in court, and that's how loopholes are established, right?
So the problem that I have with my personal bookkeepers or accountants, my CPA,
like they're pretty reactionary.
So it's like at the end of the year, like we are dealing the problems.
And then everyone makes the same thing where they say, next year, I'm doing this right.
But I'll worry about it in like two or three months.
and then two or three months becomes like way later.
That's the real New Year's resolution, to be honest.
It's the three weeks after tax, after you file your taxes is the real New Year's resolution.
To be honest, candidly, that's the problem we're having because right now we're realizing we have to educate the CPAs a lot.
And almost everyone that comes to us, and it's a bias sample, they do not like their CPA.
And we don't do that yet, right?
Like, maybe there's a world.
But who do you have?
Like, do you hire like a tax strategist who is like more offensive and do they work in tandem with your CPA?
What do you do?
So for me personally, once I've gone down this rabbit hole, we're doing this internally.
We have a program where we help people with the tax strategy part.
We don't do tax filings.
I'm basically using our own services.
But yeah, there's a big part that's tax strategy that is not the person signing off your tax return.
Should they be separate?
The way the world is written today, like just laws and stuff, it is because the person filing
your taxes typically doesn't do that much strategy.
It's sort of just why, like even if let's see you want to set up a trust, you need an estate attorney.
who's different from a financial advisor,
who's different from your accountant.
And to the average person, you're like, why?
Why can't one person do this?
And those are the kinds of things worth thinking a lot about,
like how do we productize this in some way, shape, or form
while still being compliant?
Because compliance is a big, big part
anytime you try and build these kinds of businesses.
So I was so, you know, stressed out last tax season,
you know, that I was like, okay,
how am I going to do things differently this year?
So I was like, I'm going to treat this like,
it's my own business, it's its own product,
it's its own company I'm starting.
And so I was like,
I'm going to go on a road show and I'm going to
go and basically see
who's out there, you know, go give me your best
pitch. And I created
a data room. I was like, this is my tax
setup. And I put all the time in, like,
here's a flow chart. Here's my prior year's
returns. Here's what I paid in taxes.
Here's what my expectation is for next year.
I was like, here's a turnkey data room.
So I don't even have to have a phone call with you.
I'm like, I have the phone call.
and on the phone call,
I tell them exactly what I want.
Because for some reason,
I would go to these tax people,
and I think it's an insecurity,
it's like,
because I don't know as much about taxes as you,
I kind of defer everything.
And I almost become like,
I work for you.
And then I'm like,
splash water on my face.
I'm like,
whoa,
I don't know.
I'm paying you.
Hold on.
This is backwards.
Yeah.
You worked for me.
I forgot.
Yeah.
Why am I pretending like I have to tiptoe around,
even asking you for what I want.
And so I go in and I'm like,
I felt this way.
I never want to feel this way again.
I want somebody who's going to take care of everything.
You know, everything from I want you to literally,
I want you to be able to pay bills if I need you to,
up to filing my returns for all of these.
You know,
I got 12 entities,
all 12 entities.
And I need you to do strategy.
And I need you to be coming to me every,
you know,
every quarter with proactive suggestions about what I should be doing.
That's what I want.
Who can provide me that?
And I went on tour basically.
And it's such a better way than I was doing before.
I highly recommend this for,
anybody who's like, has enough income and kind of business value where that makes sense to do,
which I don't know what that number is, probably different for a lot of people.
It wouldn't have made sense for me three years ago to do that.
It's like, ah, whatever, you're paying a couple hundred K in taxes or even a million dollars
in taxes.
It's probably not worth that much effort to go do.
But as you scale, I think it's important to do that.
I'm realizing now.
And I also think it has to be a collaboration.
It's very hard.
A lot of people are like, oh, if I had a tax guy, they would solve all my issues.
but a lot of the best strategies, they're like long term, right?
Let's say you want to start a business to get acquired five years later.
That's the kind of stuff that you like need a partnership to be discussing
and have someone you're working with somewhat least quarterly, right?
Because there's a lot of this stuff that like the more you know,
the more you'll push them and the better the things you'll achieve.
I'm actually going to do that data room thing.
That's the second thing that you've said in the last few months
that it's like going to have a change in my life.
That's really smart.
The first thing, bro, we talk twice a week on this podcast.
That's the second thing.
in months. That was good.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, like a lot of the stuff you say, I'm like, I'm either already doing that or I don't want to do that or like, I'm not sure if you're right or that's only okay.
But you said that data room thing is actually a really wise way to look at it.
The other thing that you said, it hit me. I was like, that's brilliant.
And it was when you were selling one of your house in San Francisco, so like, I forget what real estate agents make 6%.
But you're like, but six percent is not that the difference between two million and two point two million is like six percent isn't that meaningful for the realtor.
But it's really meaningful for me as the owner.
That's a six figure difference.
So I'll just give you my real estate agent.
I'll tell you, hey, if you get anything above my asking price of like 2.1, which is my happy number.
But if you get anything above that like 2.2, I'll actually give you like 30% of the fee.
So I'm selling a piece of property now.
And that's what I told my, I just right after the pot, I went and called their.
right away, I go, hey, how about this?
Yeah, I didn't do 30%. That's crazy, but I did more.
I did more than the 6%.
So you messed that one up a little bit, but that's okay.
Well, but the thing is, is like even, I don't remember what you, I think you said like
additional dollar, right?
Each additional dollar past that is like.
Yeah, you said like 10%.
I think you even said like you'd buy this person a burka bag.
You said something like crazy.
I had a negative incentive too.
No, no.
I said, and if you don't get me the price that you comped me when you won this listing,
okay, there has to be some incentive or disincentive
if you don't live up to your word.
What real estate agents do is on the way in,
they're like,
they will you.
Oh, we're going to,
this will be great.
I've done such similar sales.
I think we can get you.
What price do you think?
Oh, yeah,
I think we can get you that price.
And then afterwards,
two weeks later,
they're like,
oh,
just the market is so,
you know,
right now,
you know,
the thing is,
blah, blah,
and then they're just negging you.
And they're trying to reduce your expectations
so that when an offer comes in,
you'll take it,
whatever it is, because they just want to turn the deal over, right?
Because they're getting 3% on $2 billion.
They don't really care if it's $2.000.
If it's $2,000 and $50,000 or $2 million.
They'd rather just get the deal done.
And so I knew that they do that nagging.
So up front, when I said, when he's promising me the world, I said, all right, cool.
But if you don't do it, you got to buy my wife this bag.
And he was like, I was laughing.
And I was like, I let it sit there for a second.
He's like, oh, you're for real?
And I was like, yeah.
He's like, okay, deal.
And then literally when we were coming, we were coming to do,
the deal. He's like, I really don't want to buy your
wife that bag. Let me go back to them and see if I can get more.
And he got an extra like $30,000 after that,
you know, that last comment. So I appreciate it. The reason why
it broke my frame was because these are like,
a realtor is like, you think like, well,
for some reason you think this is just the law or like there is no
negotiating. Like this is how it's always been done and I must
do it this way. And when I was thinking about it, I was like,
no, that the way that he actually said is 100%
better. I didn't realize that I could
like question them. Do you know what I mean?
And there's actually, like, what's crazy is there's people who do that with the IRS as well.
So, for example, Sean Parker, I believe is the guy who either created or he was important
with helping create it with opportunity, opportunity zones and real estate.
Yep.
And like, I remember, like, reading about opportunity zones and I'd be like, oh, Sean Parker
created it.
I'm like, wait, what?
And I guess, like, the story is that he was young.
He was still in his 20s.
And he convinced the government that it's wise to invest into opportunity zones, which is
real estate that's in areas that are impoverished or we want them to be better. And I'm like,
how ballsy of that kid to go and convince the IRS or the government that this is the right
move? And I love like stories like that. And that was, it was a wild story.
Let's do a couple more before we finish. So you said owning real estate with your business.
What's this one? Yeah. So another great example, right? So Sam said, okay, what if I have a million
dollars in business profits? Like what can I do to lower my tax bill? Just buying your office
building or if you have a physical building connected to anything you're doing, whether it's
your office, whether you have a retail location. If you own that real estate, you can use depreciation
to offset 20, 30% of the purchase price as a business loss that year. So, which is why you'll see
a lot of old school businesses, they actually own their properties. They're not just renting,
since you just save so much money. People take this, you can also do this with cars and, you know,
buy a vehicle attached to your business. You have the whole, like, insanity where you can actually
depreciate more of the purchase price
if your car weighs over 6,000 pounds,
which is insane and why you have the whole
G-Wagon tax right off meme.
But yeah, owning real estate if their business is massive.
That's like the classic, like, immigrant story,
which is like a mom and pop, like, came here from Vietnam,
and then they bought, they just,
they eventually bought their corner store building,
and then they, the building becomes worth significantly more
than the corner store.
And then they bought their G-Wagon.
And the G-Wagon.
Yeah.
Like, again, business owners were already very favored as were real estate developers.
But when Trump was in office, he actually took it to the next level with the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act that basically doubled those benefits.
It gave an extra benefit to business owners where they get to deduct 20% of their income called qualified business income deduction.
And it allowed real estate developers.
And your boy, Nick Huber talks about it all the time, to do what's called bonus depreciation and depreciate 20 to 30% of the purchase price up front.
So even though the code is already written this way,
there's always new incentives to further make it even better for business owners and real estate developers.
Let's do some of these other things.
You had a good thing on happiness.
I want to read it to you.
Basically, you were like, happiness, it's not that complicated.
What are the four things that actually matter when it comes to happiness?
Yeah, I mean, look, after I saw my company, I spent two years traveling, chilling,
you know, I was like, wow, you know, we spent all our lives waiting to, like, retire.
What if I just lived a retired life now?
And a lot of it was like, okay, fine, what are my happiness triggers?
And I found for me was very, very simple.
The two critical things for like my environment were plenty of time outdoors, ideally with sunlight, like constant movement.
Like Sam didn't believe me when I told him I walked 20,000 steps a day, I had to produce receipts.
Doing work.
That's an insane amount.
That is an insane amount.
Three and a half years.
It's just what keeps me, it keeps me going.
Dude, my trailing 90 days because we had the baby, was.
was 3,100 steps a day.
Yeah, to me, that's misery.
Like, I just need to, I need to be in motion.
What do you do to get those 20,000 steps?
Like, do you have, did you, like, replace meetings with walking meetings or something?
What did you do in your habits?
Walking meetings, phone calls, like, um, a big part of my routine playing sports every day.
Though, again, like, it's winter here.
And that's why I hate winter because, like, now I'm not getting my outdoor time and my walking
has come down a lot.
Um, but yeah, so happiness triggers movement, uh, being able to spend time outdoors.
having a higher purpose for me that's work with meaning,
but for other people,
you know,
it's religion,
it's just something that is,
like,
bigger than themselves.
And four is,
like,
relationships that count.
I can,
like,
simplify my life to these four components
and, like,
that's all it takes for at least me
to just be very,
very happy.
Are you dating anyone?
Uh,
no right now.
You'd probably crush it,
though,
in that department,
right?
Yeah, look,
I mean,
again,
I enjoy,
I enjoy being single.
Uh,
but at the same time,
look,
I'm 34 years old,
and the parental pressure is ramping up.
We'll see how it goes.
You're like, I can defeat the IRS, but not the parental pressure.
Yeah.
How old were you, Sam, when you and Sarah got together?
She was 22 and I was 25.
Oh, damn, you were young.
It didn't feel that way because I went pretty crazy between like 19 and 24.
Like, I did some fun things.
I actually drank a beer with you.
There's not a lot of people at this chapter of your life that have done that.
But yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true. And I had a lot of fun. I did this cross-country motorcycle trip.
And after I just sold a company, and I didn't sell it for a lot of money. I had like $50,000 in my bank account.
But I was like 23 riding my motorcycle cross-country telling people I just sold my company on Tinder.
Was this apartment list or whatever?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was two apartment lists.
And I just hosted a conference, so I had money. And like, it was, I was the coolest guy ever for like eight weeks.
And then I met my wife, like right when I got home.
But yeah, we've been together for a while.
It's honestly awesome.
I don't even like talking about this because I remember when we got married,
we had to go and talk to a priest because we got married in Catholic Church.
And I was telling her, I was like telling the priest, I was like, yeah, we, you know,
we're a good partnership.
We talk about like business and stuff all the time.
He's like, well, what about love?
And so, like, I don't even like mentioning this, but like basically dating someone who is
smart and you eventually want to marry, it actually makes you more money.
That's not the most important thing.
But I think, like, what I've learned is having a good relationship, I think actually was the greatest financial decision I made.
I mean, you're probably less distracted, right?
Like, people in relationships are like, eventually, like, ones are kind of more stable, I think.
I remember when I was selling my business, I was negotiating with the dude who, like, runs General Atlantic, big, big private equity fund.
And he's like an old school guy.
He's like, are you married?
I was like, no.
Kids, no.
It's like, I don't like that.
I can't trust single people.
you have nothing to lose.
I don't like it.
I would feel much better about this deal
if you were married and had a family
because you're scared.
You'd be more nervous,
more scared of stuff.
You're like,
for $250 million,
I can get a 30-day fiancee right now,
sir?
What do you need?
Yeah, yeah.
So.
Sean,
when your wife goes out of town,
are you like me where you're like,
what the hell am I supposed to do?
Like, what do I do?
It's three hours of heaven,
but anything beyond three hours,
I'm like,
oh, this is boring.
Like, this sucks.
Like, it's so quiet in here.
I started walking around in circles like my dog or something.
I don't know what to do.
I want to talk about one more thing.
We have a large Indian listenership.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
Thank you, Sean.
I feel like everyone in my life is like all my best friends are Indian.
You're like going on a tear on social media saying like particularly you're like,
you know, East Asian people.
We've got the stereotype of us not having a lot of muscle.
In reality, it's just because we eat like shit.
Or what did you say?
The Indian diet is just by.
default, not great for building strength, for staying in shape. And things are really bad right now.
Like an Indian person living in North America, right? So we have the same exact like upbringing,
whatever, is anywhere being four to six times more likely to have heart disease, diabetes? Like,
it's just, it's real bad. And now that I guess I have more of a voice on social media and people
are listening, I feel like it's something worth talking about since, I don't know, like,
if I could have some impact over the next 10, 20, 30 years to change that, that would go a long way.
The hardest part is there's this cultural, like, you know, deniability where Indian people get really
mad when you tell them that.
If every even now, I mean, you know, if you try tweeting out, the Indian diet is like
traditionally unhealthy or something, you'll get all these people in India, like, getting super, super
angry about it.
But ask anyone who's ever, I don't know, do you ever count macro Sam or Sean?
Yeah, I use my fitness pal every day for like the past four years.
Okay, cool.
So there's not one person who's ever.
recounted macros who will fight
the Indian diet as healthy. Like, not one.
It's impossible. It is actually impossible
if you track it to see it.
Yet it produces this passionate
response. I mean, I ended up commenting
on an Indian cricketer's
physique and an Indian newspaper,
the Hindustan Times, ran this, like,
article about me saying,
Indian American entrepreneur, fat shames like
cricketer. And I had to like turn off my
Instagram because I got
hundreds, thousands of comments, like just
attacking me, my family and everything
I stood for because I'm not being like, you know, a proud Indian or whatever.
So that's hilarious, man.
The, I went to an Indian grocer.
Sam, but you probably don't know this.
There's actually just like Indian grocery shops.
We have our own separate secret.
Yeah, I go to them.
Okay.
So most of them don't really realize this, but if you walk in, every single aisle,
literally is the shittiest food that you could possibly eat.
And I went in there and I was like, you know, Jim Carrey in the Truman show when he's like,
wait, this guy is actually like a.
wall. Like, what is this? What's happening
in here? And I was literally like running
down the aisle. Like, what's happening in here? This is fried.
It's all fried. Why is everything fried?
Literally not one thing. And no
protein, right? It's like fried. Zero protein.
It's literally fried carbohydrates
with some fat. And like,
that's everything. And you just see the mom's just putting things in there
for their kids. I'm like, don't do this shit, man.
This is so bad.
It's literally so bad. And to the point where
I was like, should someone create like a
just a better for you?
Indian food that goes into the Indian grocery.
So you're the only skew in the store
that is not like deep fried,
terrible everything or like,
you know,
just canned glabjum under something.
It's like this terrible,
terrible food.
And that's not even like the home food.
That's like the grocery store.
Right.
So if you're in,
it's like garbage in,
garbage out,
it's like if your inputs are all terrible,
then the outputs are also going to be terrible.
Why?
They just don't care.
Is it not part of the,
it's just not part of the culture?
Protein is just not really deeply embedded in Indian food.
And it is small parts, but it's just not really a big deal.
And it's compounded when you live in America.
Well, I think about it this way, right?
I joked about this, but like, I think the spelling bee is the only time I see Indian people on ESPN.
Obviously, an exaggeration.
That's the ultimate burn, dude.
That's so good.
Yeah.
I mean, look, as an idiot person, I can say it.
I don't think you can say it, Sam.
You'd get canceled.
But, yeah, it's really not good.
What I think is optimistically, my generation, we're seeing people being.
aware of this, we're seeing this changing. A lot of South Asian people, right? They're always
like, even like Bologi was on a podcast. He's like, oh yeah, I did like as well as I could for my
South Asian genetics. I actually think that's kind of bullshit. I think South Asian genetics are
honestly not bad at all for people who work out and kind of eat clean and whatever. I mean,
all the Indian friends I have that have put in the effort have seen results. But the whole stereotype,
I think, starts because of the diet. Yeah, I've been on an Indian food kick lately and it's been
all like coconut milk. And so I've just not been using that.
or coconut. It's just all creamy shrimp.
And it tastes so good going in, but it does not feel wonderful.
Indian parents, when they feed you, because I'll be like, mom, why did you give us this?
And she's like, it's just good for you.
I'm like, why is this good for you?
And she'd be like, gives you energy.
And I think they literally took the idea of calories as like, you know, calories like a measure
of energy.
It's like, yeah.
They were like, gives you energy.
This carbohydrate, you're going to have so much energy.
And I'm like, not, that's not how it works.
And then even though like, oh, Dahl,
doll has tons of protein.
It's like, you know, lentils basically.
It's like, yeah, but has like, you know,
the macros on Dahl are like 20 grams of protein,
35 grams of carbs.
And then you add butter, ghee and like oil to the thing to make it taste good.
It's like, well, that's not really going to help then, right?
And Dahl is your protein in the rest of your meal, right?
So you have all this other stuff and you're like, oh, for protein, I'll have Dahl.
That's a great example.
And yeah, like Indian people will, like the Indian Express actually ran an article being like,
yep, we thought Dahl.
had a lot of protein too.
Like the awareness is increasing now, but it's pretty slow.
I went to a, what's it called?
Is it a Holly or Holy, Holy, Holy Celebration?
And it was a non with ghee is a ghee.
So like that clear butter and then tons of buttered chicken, but instead of chicken,
it was cheese.
Oh, God.
And then it was like, the dessert was fried dough in maple syrup.
What do you guys call that?
Glob jump. And it's delicious.
By the way, it's delicious.
It's delicious. Like, don't.
Yeah. Yeah. It's good for you because it made me smile.
Smiling is good for you.
But it didn't feel great two hours later.
Yeah. And here's what's changing, though, is now Indian people are really wealthy.
There's 4 million Indian people. They have an average income of $100,000.
The wealthiest ethnic group.
So I do think things will change.
It used to not be a very viable market, but now there's a lot of fuss, and it's a very big market.
So I think all of these businesses also make good commercial sense.
If you read in our comment section on YouTube,
the most recurring comment is,
Sean, you look great.
Sean, are you losing weight?
Sean, that beard looks wonderful.
So, Sean's going to be a sex.
$10 on Piver, you can get that.
Anybody can get that for you.
You just go pay on Fiverr.
You can get people saying,
how good you look on YouTube, I get it.
Everyone's commenting on Sean's looks,
except for like,
either they'll make fun of his outfit
because he wears like a Mickey Mouse t-shirt
or they'll be like,
Sean, your workout program,
it's working so well.
Like, people are just suck
I'm talking up doing so much.
Well, yep, thank you.
And, Uncle, where should people find you?
How do they go and use your product that helps them with taxes?
Yeah, absolutely.
We're called Carrie.
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Appreciate you.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming, man.
Sweet man.
This was fun.
I feel like I can rule the world.
I know I could be what I want to.
I put my all in it like no days off.
Let's travel, never looking back.
