My First Million - Is The Rock Going to Make $1B+ From Tequila? + Placebo Water, STR Update, and More
Episode Date: January 27, 2022Shaan Puri (@ShaanVP) and Sam Parr (@theSamParr) have a classic idea shoot around where they talk about things like The Rock becoming a tequila billionaire, a placebo water called Felix Felicis, Sam g...ives an update on his STR group, and much more. ----- * Do you love MFM and want to see Sam and Shaan's smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. * Want more insights like MFM? Check out Shaan's newsletter. ----- Show Notes: (00:23) - Previewing the Ryan Holiday episode (coming next Wednesday!) (1:35) - Becoming a billionaire/trillionaire (12:37) - Sam's STR Group (16:15) - SpeedTest (22:35) - The Rock's tequila business (24:35) - Sam and Shaan's new employment opportunities (32:10) - Shaan's silly ideas: Felix Felicis and Galimony (38:10) - @ElonJet twitter account ----- Past guests on My First Million include Rob Dyrdek, Hasan Minhaj, Balaji Srinivasan, Jake Paul, Dr. Andrew Huberman, Gary Vee, Lance Armstrong, Sophia Amoruso, Ariel Helwani, Ramit Sethi, Stanley Druckenmiller, Peter Diamandis, Dharmesh Shah, Brian Halligan, Marc Lore, Jason Calacanis, Andrew Wilkinson, Julian Shapiro, Kat Cole, Codie Sanchez, Nader Al-Naji, Steph Smith, Trung Phan, Nick Huber, Anthony Pompliano, Ben Askren, Ramon Van Meer, Brianne Kimmel, Andrew Gazdecki, Scott Belsky, Moiz Ali, Dan Held, Elaine Zelby, Michael Saylor, Ryan Begelman, Jack Butcher, Reed Duchscher, Tai Lopez, Harley Finkelstein, Alexa von Tobel, Noah Kagan, Nick Bare, Greg Isenberg, James Altucher, Randy Hetrick and more. ----- Additional episodes you might enjoy: • #224 Rob Dyrdek - How Tracking Every Second of His Life Took Rob Drydek from 0 to $405M in Exits • #209 Gary Vaynerchuk - Why NFTS Are the Future • #178 Balaji Srinivasan - Balaji on How to Fix the Media, Cloud Cities & Crypto #169 - How One Man Started 5, Billion Dollar Companies, Dan Gilbert's Empire, & Talking With Warren Buffett • #218 - Why You Should Take a Think Week Like Bill Gates • Dave Portnoy vs The World, Extreme Body Monitoring, The Future of Apparel Retail, "How Much is Anthony Pompliano Worth?", and More • How Mr Beast Got 100M Views in Less Than 4 Days, The $25M Chrome Extension, and More
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He says me, he's like, you know, I just expanded the vision for what I'm doing.
He goes, this is eventually going to be the next Black Rock, bigger than Black Rock.
I think I can be a trillionaire in the next 50 years.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
What's going on?
Not too much, dude.
We, is the last episode, the Ryan Holiday one?
Yeah.
What did you think?
I wanted to debrief that real quick because I thought he was really great.
I think I said, I think I said,
this maybe I don't know if it was on air or if this was afterwards but he he felt to me like
one of the happier, more calm and peaceful people that we've ever had on the show. He just had
this vibe about him like he wasn't like a lot of people come on the show and they try to put on a
show. They are trying to perform or they're trying to kind of play up something. They're trying to
try to sell you on something. They're trying to present themselves as bigger than they are. And that's not
just on the show. This is life. And or you mean,
somebody and they're kind of like, you know, they have the disease of more, more, more, more,
and I know it because I have it myself in many ways where I kind of want, you know, more success,
more whatever.
And I just felt like he was a guy who was curious about certain things, like to do certain
things, but didn't have this like, he didn't seem like an itchy person.
Didn't seem to either there's all these itches across his body that he was trying to scratch.
He seemed at ease.
And I thought that was just like one thing that I don't know if it comes across on a podcast
because you're listening to it or you see the guy, you don't necessarily pick that up.
But that was the one thing that stood out to me.
I think he's really like that.
I've been friendly with him.
I wouldn't say we're close friends, but friendly for a couple years now.
But Neville and Noah are all really good friends with him.
And they said that he pretty much just stays at home most of the time.
And like, if you want to see him, you've got to drive out to his farm and like he's a homebody.
And he like just knows what he likes and he does it.
Yeah.
And I thought it was interesting because his reputation, at least for me in my head,
The image I had in my head was this guy's like this internet marketer growth hacker, which is like usually one breed of person.
Right.
Like that comes with a certain package usually.
And then, you know, he had this like kind of he's an author.
And then he has like, but his books are all about like kind of interesting things.
Right.
He doesn't not writing boring normal calm books.
He's writing like conspiracy and how the media is messed up.
And then like, you know, trust me, I'm lying.
Right.
Like these provocative books.
And then he has.
had the Daily Stoic and I was like, oh, okay, reminded me a little bit of like, you know,
like Tim Ferriss, I think is kind of like this where Tim Ferriss started off, you know,
selling brain supplements, which is again, like an internet marketer type of thing, you know,
it comes with a certain package to create a brain supplement company.
Then second to that was like an author.
And then, you know, now is like extremely zen and like into mindfulness and detoxification
and digital detoxing and moving away from San Francisco.
you know, was just trying to get away. But like even people, usually when I find people who are
gravitating towards things like meditation and stoicism and, um, you know, microdosing psychedelics,
they feel like they're still on the search for that calmness. He felt like he found the calmness.
And that was kind of the distinction. I think I was envious of him for two reasons. The first was he said
that he dropped out of college because he wanted to be a writer. And he is a writer. I was
incredibly envious that he had found what he loved and he found it very early and he and he he actually
loved the same thing with his wife he said he met his wife and he was 20 they've been dating since
they were 20 or something like that right this guy found love early i was envious of that and the second
thing was he did a not maybe not envious but what i learned was he did a really good job of basically
you know you and i talk about ideas and all this stuff and we know a lot of successful people
but at the end of the day once you get past a relatively low point it's about being happy
and he did a really good job of putting that into perspective.
You know, even Rod Deerick.
I would say, like, you know, as one thing to say it, we all say it.
It's another thing to actually do it.
And, you know, it's like, oh, so, okay, you got this money.
You made this money doing this.
You know, you made this money.
Are you using that to parlay your fame and whatever into more, more, more?
It's like, no, I like writing.
It's like, I keep writing.
Right?
And it's like, do you, okay, you, you know, what do you do with your investments?
Are you crypto trying to hit the next big home run?
I bought a bookshop.
It's like, oh shit.
This guy's extremely grounded.
So Rob Deerick made one line on our pod that always kind of stuck with me.
So he's like this happy guy.
But then I made a comment like, yeah, I think like I didn't know that you're going to be this big.
And he goes, yeah, like I'm on my way to becoming the billionaire.
Like I deserve.
And I thought it was funny that he's like, he definitely had a chip on his shoulder.
And he was like more, more, more, more, more, which isn't bad.
That's very human.
But that was interesting.
and I almost felt like Ryan didn't necessarily have that.
We have a buddy who texted me yesterday.
You don't know him as well, but I think we can mention him.
I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't say his name because it's a funny, funny quote.
Well, say it.
And then say his name, then bleep him.
He'll bleep it out.
He'll text me.
And he goes, you know, he says, he's like, you know, I just expanded the vision for what I'm doing.
He goes, this is eventually going to be the next Black Rock, bigger than Black Rock.
I think I can be a trillionaire in the next 50 years.
Oh my gosh.
And I was like, he says it with a straight face.
He's not like joking, which is, you know, amazing and delusional and amazing again, right?
That's like, that's how my brain goes.
I'm like, wow.
Then I'm like, wow, that's delusional.
Then I'm like, well, you know, great.
You know, good for you.
That's what gets you excited.
Is he capable?
Is he capable pulling it off?
Yeah.
Like I said this early on.
I met him when he was like 19 or 20.
And I said of all the people I've ever met, if I had to bet my life, which one of these people who today is worth less than, you know, $5 million will be a billionaire.
I would have put my life on the line on him.
Because I was like, he's singularly focused on just that.
So it's like, you know, Michael Phelps woke up every day and swam like for fucking three hours and then 18,000 calories.
And they did that for like 12 years straight and didn't take a day off.
So it's like, yeah, when you devote your life singularly to.
a pursuit, whether it's swimming laps in a pool or it's becoming a billionaire, you know,
that already cuts you away from 99% of the population that wants to be wealthy, but also wants
to be, you know, in a good relationship.
It also wants to be this and also wants to have fun with their friends and go out on the weekends.
It's like he cuts out all that.
So, you know, I think it gives him the odds on top of being a very smart, capable guy, right?
Like, he's already amongst the, like, high IQ people.
Then within that, he's got an obsession on money that very few people have.
Let me play devil's advocate, or as my other favorite podcast calls it, devil's avocado.
Let me play devil's avocado here for a second.
Who says that?
So Michael Bisbing said it at his old thing.
He was devil's avocado.
Yeah.
So two things.
One, I'm reading this book, or I already read it recently called sports gene.
And they basically talk about genetics.
And they're just like, look, like, the closer you live to the equator, the longer your limbs are and the shorter your torso is.
that just makes you like 15% better runner.
And what that means is like if your legs are longer and you're,
that just means that if we all work the same and the best people who don't have
long legs and short torso,
some of them definitely can compete.
But like you have a 15% edge.
And when you're talking about gold medals and being the best in the world,
that 15% is like a world.
When you're talking about tens of seconds on things,
you know,
that helps.
Yeah.
They're like,
that's just so it's like it's like,
it's like a giraffe versus a hippo or,
you know,
something like that.
Like that just matters.
And so one,
becoming like a billionaire, which is an outlier,
like I actually think that like you can kind of sweat your way to like maybe
five or ten million in a lifetime.
But becoming a billionaire and this huge outlier,
I think it takes like a particular type of skill.
Like you just genetically predisposed to have it in your favor.
And I think that matters here.
Not saying this kid does or does not have it,
but I think that it's more important than just like training for 12 hours a day.
I think that just being gifted genetically is more important than hard work to be the best.
need both. Second, you know, like, I all, I definitely believe, like, the whole pull yourself up
by your bootstrap thing, but in order that be, like, let's just call the threshold a billion.
In reality, it's probably like 200 million, 100 million. Like, there's so much luck that needs to be
involved. On a macro level, it's like, which country are you born in? But on a micro level,
it could be just like, well, like, did you just meet, happen to do a good impression?
Who was your random roommate in college, you know? Yeah. Or are you able to stay healthy? Did you not
fall in love and meet someone.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, there's all these tiny, like,
luck things that really matter.
Like, Jeff Bezos, like, did his mom, I think,
wasn't he adopted?
Yeah, he's adopted.
So, like, that is like a,
it's a big decision, but it's like a relatively small,
like decision.
It's a yes or no decision that changed everything.
Totally.
Or did you decide to go to Princeton versus Stanford?
Like, it's a, you know what I mean?
And Jeff Bezos would have been successful no matter what,
but there's a difference between,
uh,
this guy made 10 or 30 million.
million dollars in his lifetime versus became at one point the richest man on earth or the richest
man ever to walk the earth or whatever you know like there was a the variance so to me success is very
success has success itself the yes or no has very little to do with luck the magnitude of success
has a lot to do with luck but that's why i was saying you know i'm i'm creating a funny hypothetical
which is of people who already are not already in a good position financially like under five million
net worth, let's say. They're not, they don't have some edge there where they're just going to
invest their way to success. Of those people who haven't already made it, who would I bet is most
likely to make it? Well, I agree with you that if it was the field versus him, I'd take the field.
But what am I going to bet on? Like, for example, I think you could say, like our buddy Jack Smith.
I think you could say, you know, Jack is a quirky, curious guy who's actually not obsessed with money
at all, but just is like really into what he's into and it's usually off the beaten path.
That's going to usually win in a way, and he's super smart also, right?
They're still in the top 1% IQ or whatever.
That's going to have a good outcome.
I believe that.
But you're kind of betting that this guy's luckier.
His magnitude of success is going to, he's going to have more luck than this guy.
And I think you can kind of tell who's going to get luckier or who's not, but it's really hard to
place it.
Like, who would you bet?
If I said, if I had told you that.
same situation. I don't know if you have a name. But before somebody had a bunch of money,
who in your life did you run into that you're like, all right, if I had to say who's going to
become a billionaire in my life, this is who I would pick. I mean, when I met Moy, Zali, he didn't,
he had sold a company and he probably was worth less than $5 million. And immediately it took a few
days of meeting him like, oh, you're a shark. And what was it? Yes, shark is a good word.
What made you show?
He was a shark.
He had a singular focus.
I mean, he was customer focus, but singular focus.
He's like really high intensity, very high intensity, singular focus.
Uncomfortable intensity.
I'm uncomfortable when I talked to him.
Yeah, uncomfortable.
And also he like, he was a lawyer from Harvard.
So like top of the top of the top.
Yeah.
And then his brother is Uber successful.
So I'm like, there's no reason why you should screw this up.
And so when I met him.
that I thought was hilarious.
He has these great one-liners.
Moyes said something that was like,
you know, like, I don't know,
some people were put up,
you see Usain Bolt and you say,
that guy was put on earth to run.
You see this person, they were put up,
Michael Phelps, you see his body,
he was put on earth to swim.
I was put on earth to do one thing.
Increase earnings per share.
He always,
like, what time he told me,
he goes,
you know,
the worst phrase I hate on earth is,
when I hear it,
It makes me cringe and I run the other way.
Blue Chip stocks.
He goes,
you want to talk about words that I love?
What did he call it?
Distressed assets.
Distressed asset.
That's what he said.
He goes,
he goes,
the two most beautiful words of the English language,
distressed assets.
And he said that.
I was like,
oh my God.
And then what time I heard him,
one time I heard him,
one time we met with this person
who has this vitamin company that's doing really well
and he was being really cordial.
and nice and everything and just saying hi
and then this person walked out the room and he looks at me
and he goes, that person's business is one Google search away
from me ruining it.
He's like, that's one Google search away
for me copying their company
because he's like the formula is nothing.
And that was like, that was the first line that he said.
He is really, he's a poet.
All right.
I've got an idea.
So Andrew Wilkinson texted me
because he's in my STR group.
St.R stands for short-term runs.
is my latest obsession.
We'll see if it sticks,
but very interested in it.
I think you need to rebrand that, by the way.
Way too, like, SDD.
You know, like, does anybody know what an STR is?
No, why don't I just say like,
only dorks.
You know, my like real estate or Airbnb, you know,
or whatever, vacation rentals group.
Dude, here's the truth.
I made this group when I was going to the bathroom
and I just tweeted it out.
And you'll notice the picture is just a boot.
That's just because I just like Googled.
Like, I googled something.
Like, this is a shoe.
Yeah, it's just a shoe.
I don't remember, but that picture was available.
Which goes back to your point you did a long time ago that people got really upset with you.
We were like, don't think about a name or don't buy a domain, a good domain or something.
You said something like that that people got really pissy about.
And you were basically saying, don't let that, don't let figuring out the branding and the name hold you back from the thing, which is like getting it out there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's what I did.
I like did it like literally when I was going to the bathroom.
This was like a literally a two-minute thing.
And it just is, what's it called? Sam's STR crew. I keep wanting to say STD. So 1,200 or 1,500 people. You know what I think I could do. I'm not sure if I'm going to do this, but you know what I think I can do? I think I could turn this into a newsletter business. And I think it could be like a really good business. And I'm going to explain why. Have you ever heard of Ack Davis, the headstone, Daniel Ack? No. Okay. So look up Daniel Ack. I think he's like probably worth eight or $10 billion. So Ack Davis is like a famous headstone.
fund. This guy, like, is, I think that I'm almost positive that when Elon Musk got shorted,
this guy was one of the guys and he sent them like a pair of shorts, if I remember correctly.
And so it's this billion dollar, multi-billion dollar, maybe $40 billion hedge fund. Anyway, it got started
because the Davis was this guy named Ziff Davis who started, um, sorry, his name was Bill Ziff,
who started Ziff Davis publishing company. Have you heard of Zip Davis?
No. Okay. So Ziff Davis was a basically, at this point, it's still around. It has
a $5 billion market cap. It does over a billion dollars in revenue. It's been around since
probably the 60s. It's got it, it got its start because it owned magazines in a ton of different,
super specific, but high-end industry. So, for example, they owned the most popular magazines on
popular electronics, sailing, flying. They own this thing called Mac Week. They eventually started
CES, which, or they started, it was called the one thing, and then it now has become CES.
I thought Masa San started CES, no?
Masa Son bought it from Zip Davis.
Okay.
And so he like, it was all niche publications and it's still a business.
And I think I could do something like that for STRs where you create an empire based on like
things that aren't exactly side hustles but have like serious money going into them.
For example, this industry probably isn't big enough.
But I've been a bunch of people that have like, they've bought like 10 cars just for like,
like Toro and all that kind of thing.
And I've also, and so that's kind of intriguing to me.
Like, I just think that like something can be done here.
There's this company called the Penny Hooter, which just sold for like $100 plus million.
And they basically wrote blog posts on this and they drove traffic to it and made money.
But anyway, I thought that was interesting.
And let me tell you one last thing.
Have you heard of this website called Speed Test?
Speed test?
Like the internet speed test?
Yes.
Yeah, of course.
I go to it all right.
All right.
That's owned by Zip Davis.
Oh, no way.
So check this out.
On similar web, it gets 100 million visits a month.
If you scroll all the way to the bottom and you click a button that says advertise,
that's what you always want to click for these types of websites.
And it tells you all about their traffic.
According to their website, it says they get 10 million visits a day.
And-
giving away the tricks of the trade here on how we get these numbers.
I am.
And so it says they get, I think,
it says 40 or 50 million monthly uniques, but 10 million total visits.
Right. Now go back to that homepage, Ben.
Well, I always have ad block on. So this is my first time seeing it with ads.
Dude, it's like, so there's a button that says go, like test your speed.
And it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you're surrounded. There's nowhere to go.
You are gonna look at these ads. There's a MailChimp ad up top. And on the right and on the
bottom and on the left, there's a UFC ad. So look at this. That's one, two, three, four, five ads,
right there. I don't know what like the current CPM is on Google, but let's just say that all of those,
because this is like a relatively high end potentially market, let's say that's $15 per CPM.
It could be 10, but I bet you it's between 10 and 15. On 10 million visits a day, that's 50 million
dollars a year just on on these ads. Plus go to the top right bend and click where it says developers.
They also sell all these solutions. So you can like test the internet speed of, I actually don't know
like why anyone would use this. There's a.
world where like this is a two or three maybe two hundred million dollar a year business just from
this simple ass webpage that's wild and there's also i think who came out with a competitor i think
netflix did or somebody speed dot com yeah yeah uh yeah somebody came out with that as well but i think
this one's like pretty entrenched it's it this would i i looked up if you like there's some websites
that they're called um i forget what they're called but ben if you google speedtest dot net or whatever the
URL is and then the word revenue. There's all these websites that tell you how much your traffic
is worth. And like, they're not really that interesting, but they kind of are. This one, it says a
billion dollars. It says this URL is worth one billion dollars. By the way, is there like a mobile
version of speed test? Like, is there an app that just, you open it up? It just tells you how fast
your internet is right now. And with the iOS widget, you can just leave that open all the time.
Great question. So I, in order to get all this information, I went and read a lot of Zip
Davis's annual reports and they just acquired a company that they want to integrate into this
company that does that for mobile. So they're working on it, but clearly there's opportunity here.
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, the thing with speed tests is like any, they get free customers
because anytime somebody, like if you call your Comcast or whatever, they're like, hey, can you go run a
speed test? Go to speed test. And they like send you the link. And so it's like, it's like every
troubleshooting IT person like sends you this link. And so they're not like paying for customers.
they get it for free that way.
Which is an interesting, which is interesting.
But you kind of said two things.
So you're, so Zip is interesting, but then you were saying, what could I do with STR?
So there's kind of like, let's say three paths.
There's default, do nothing.
There's path two, which is, okay, I keep this Facebook group and I just actually do the short-term rental,
which would be like the equivalent of that Alex Hermose guy or whatever doing, like building
out more gyms, right?
So it's like, well, you can actually make a lot of money if you just do the short-term
rentals and just use that information, put your energy there.
or you can put your energy towards building the community and the content around people who are
interested in short-term rentals and there's clearly appetite.
You're things that like a thousand members and there's like super valuable interesting content
being shared there.
So clearly there's value in either a paid community or a paid newsletter plus paid
community or something like that.
How do you think about which one is like a good thing to do?
Well, I might do the first one, which is do nothing.
I didn't create this to build a business.
I did it just because people were reaching out to me.
I didn't want to talk to everyone, and I needed a way just to, like, communicate.
But if, and maybe if I want to, but also maybe if I never want to, I think the way that you go about this is you do like a, I would do one of two things.
I would create either a weekly or a biweekly newsletter that explains the news that impacts this business and regulations, followed by, I would do what you do, which is take like the five most interesting tweets from the week of STRs.
And I would explain my opinion of them.
I would do that.
and then I would also create a paid tool.
So I would create the best sheet.
So like whenever you look at these properties,
you create like a sheet that like you put your inputs in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then it would say like look, like a lot of people are current.
What we've noticed is that currently people are getting 20% cash on cash return.
So if above, you know, do that.
If below, don't do it.
And here's like how your math should look.
So I think you could create something like that and sell it for maybe three to five
$500 a year. And then if you wanted to, you do a higher-end thing like $10,000 for people who
already have three or four Airbnbs. And it just, you talk to all the experts who have scaled
this up successfully to like 10 and 20 units and done it relatively hands off. And I think you could
charge $2,000 to $5,000 for that. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's a ton of options. So yeah, I think
you've stumbled into a very, a very cool niche that you're genuinely interested in. So I think, you know,
it'll play out how it plays out.
It's cool, right?
It's very cool.
Yeah, it's one of the more interesting little things that I've kind of seen one of our friends doing recently.
Yeah, I think it's intriguing.
I have two silly ideas for you.
So silly idea number one.
So I was looking at, so remember the guy from Liquid Death came on and he came on?
I don't know when that was, maybe like a year ago or less than a year or no.
I think it was like two years ago.
A two years ago.
How long did we were doing this thing?
two years? Well, you're right. But I still had an office. And we closed the office a while ago.
But he, and we were, I thought we were late. He had raised like 20 or 30 million dollars. I think the
other day he raised like a hundred or like something crazy. So it's just continued to do super well.
And I've just seen a bunch of like kind of like different water, water beverage companies.
By the way, did you see this, this funny thing that happened is kind of a tangent. Did you see this?
So Austin Reef tweeted out the guy that guy from Morning Brew. He,
tweeted out, you know, hey, you know, the Rock is going to become a billionaire off of his tequila.
Did you see this tweet?
Yeah.
And then the Rock replied.
So I'll explain.
Yeah.
So he goes, Rock's going to become a billionaire from this tequila.
And he goes, you know, Ryan, who is, George Clooney.
George Clooney's Casamigos was sold for $1.2 billion and was doing like 170,000 cases.
The Rock is already doing like, whatever, I don't know, it was like three and a half times that.
So, you know, the Rock's doing whatever, no public math.
X more cases.
He's going to become a billionaire off this business.
And the Rock replies, which is kind of amazing because the Rock is one of the most famous people on social media, period, like in the world.
So, Ben, pull that tweet up.
By the way, this Ben screen sharing thing in the words of Sam Par, can you say game changer?
So make that little bigger.
And we need a name, you know, like powerful young Jamie.
We need, you know, like powerful Mormon Ben.
We need like some killer nickname for you.
Can you just make the font beggars?
I can see it.
All right, there we go.
So Dwayne Johnson replies and says the following.
Let's scroll that down.
Wait for, okay.
Cheers, Austin.
emoji of a tequila glass.
I don't know about that first line, L.O.L.
but I can speak to the parts to, I can speak to the other parts of this tweet, blushing, smiley face.
Like the rock is flirting with him.
And then he goes, our projections to one million cases is pretty mind-boggling and expedient.
Which I just, like, when he said expedient, I thought it was so funny.
I was like, that shit gave out of left field.
And he goes, big, exciting, big comma, exciting, Taramana announcement coming next week.
Stay tuned, man.
Picture, emoji.
of the earth and then emoji of a fistbound, which I don't, is that the symbol of Taramana?
I don't know.
That's a weird, yeah, weird reply, but that's cool.
So funny to me.
Like, I lost it.
Wait, what were you even talking about in the first place?
Anyways, okay, so I'm talking about beverage fans.
Wait, let me tell you really quick.
Austin texted me and he goes, hey, some kid that we just hired at the morning brute said,
he listened to your podcast and he said, because Austin asked this new guy, like, all right,
now who else should we hire?
And the kid goes, uh, well, in there.
employee onboarding, they say, we just hired you.
Who else should we hire?
Which is like a recruiting.
Yeah, and this kid raises his hand.
He goes, I listen to this podcast with this guy named Sam Parr.
I don't know what he does for work.
We should hire him.
He goes, he seems like a pretty good podcast host.
Maybe we should hire him.
And just the other day, Sean got an offer to be, or like,
asked to interview for the head of digital for Playboy Enterprises.
And I'm getting offers that morning brew.
To be a staff writer?
Yeah, they want me to be a junior associate writer at Morning Brew,
or I can become Hedge of Digital at Playboy Enterprises.
Who comes out on top?
What's your reaction to the job offer?
What do you think about that?
You know, like I'll have to talk to my family.
We'll have to talk to my family, and I'll have to see what we can do.
I'm excited to announce my next chapter.
That's so funny.
By the way, at one point, I remember when I was,
running my startup. This was one of my like, I thought this was fair game. All's fair and love and
business. But, uh, but I think other people would think this is like completely unethical.
I told people on my team, I was like, oh, yeah, you should, uh, go interview or maybe even just
fuck, go work at one of these companies. Like, you know, while we're building this thing for the next
three months, like, go just find out some information about these other companies that like are like,
they're not like our direct competitors, but like, if I knew information, it would be quite valuable to
me. And I remember, to me, I literally, I literally didn't even think twice about it, which is like,
you know, maybe where my moral compass is broken. But I remember and like half of my team was like,
oh, great idea. And the one person was like, you know, I don't know if that's the best idea.
And I was like, why? What did I say? And then I like, oh, yeah, I guess I could be seen as kind of like,
you know, dirty, I guess. So, you know, I was like, oh, whoops, my bad, never mind.
If I asked you to do anything that is considered bad, cancel the plan.
Well, the other tactic is you just try to recruit the other people's team, not intending to hire them for a particular role.
And you say like, like, super high salary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they're like, well, why would you consider leaving this company?
Oh, you don't like how it's run?
What don't you like about it?
Right.
I definitely talked to ex-employees.
So I've done this twice.
I found somebody who worked at a place before.
I'll call them up.
And usually like somebody who's like, you know, left the company.
they don't really mind sharing.
They're not sharing like confidential information, but like they'll tell you like, you know,
we thought, initially we thought about things this way, but then we learned this.
It's like I saved.
I remember once I just pivoted my business because we were going to do this one thing.
And then I talked to this guy.
And actually it's funny because this actually played out.
I was building a thing that was getting really popular amongst teens doing group FaceTime.
So this is before the iPhone let you do groups.
And, and so.
it was like we kind of started to grow really fast amongst teenagers.
And I was like,
how has nobody thought of this before?
There's not like a new idea.
Just like,
is that a phrase time?
Group FaceTime.
And so I went back and I talked to the,
I forgot who was like there's some app that like had blown up seven,
eight years before that,
before House Party.
So we did this and House Party was just starting to do the same thing.
And I went and talked to somebody from like Vauxhall or I forget what
there's called.
There was like some app like that like had done this before.
And they had gotten pretty far.
Like they had raised like tens of millions of dollars.
They had millions of users.
They were like sponsoring concerts that like teens were going to and be like,
oh, download our app and did group FaceTime.
Yeah, group FaceTime when you go home.
And like, it was like the thing.
And it like didn't work.
So I'd ask the guy.
I was like, hey, I'm kind of building group FaceTime now.
Like what went wrong for you guys?
And he's like, buddy, let me tell you.
Here's how your future is going to play out.
And he basically described kind of like word for word, a bunch of things.
And I was like, and so in my head, I'm thinking, it's good input.
It's good feedback.
a good like real world data
do I in my mind
do I have a compelling counter argument to why
my fate is going to be different than this person's fate
and I did not
and so I was like
yeah I think the things he's saying
I have really no like I think
basically his like main thing was
it'll grow but it won't
stick and you'll never make money
which was like the whole whole point of the
clubhouse thing yeah which is very
similar to what ended up happened to clubhouse before clubhouse
house party so the guys who created
Mirkat. They pivoted to House Party. House Party blew up VCs are funding it tens of millions of
dollars doing group FaceTime. And I remember telling one of the VCs who did it, I go, hey, here's
why we pivoted away from this, like just a couple months ago, even though we kind of had similar,
like, pretty explosive growth was I saw some problems with churn. I couldn't think of what I would
do to mitigate it. And then I talked to this guy and he was like, yeah, here's the problem.
They'll come home from school. He's like, there's a sweet spot in age where they have friends,
but they don't have a car.
And so they come home and they're like trapped.
So they'll just like go home, go to the room
and they'll just call their friend for like six hours straight.
He's like, let me guess.
So in your data, you're seeing six hour sessions.
I was like, yeah, we are.
And he's like, yeah, cool.
That's normal.
And I was like, oh, I thought we were special.
He's like, no, that's exactly how they'll use this.
And then they go to car.
And then they'll go to college.
When they go to college, their freshman year,
they'll use this a ton with their friends from high school.
And then they'll never use it again.
Because they don't, they stop talking to the friends from high school.
And then in college, their friends are all around them.
And then they become an adult and they never need group FaceTime.
He's like, so why did these get funded then?
Because you see the chart.
You see growth like we were saying.
You see six hours sessions and you say,
is this the next big social network?
Maybe this is the next Snapchat, next TikTok.
And so you bet.
And like sure enough, House Party sold for not a lot to,
to Fortnite basically in the end as like a team and technology acquisition.
And that never saw the light of day again.
Like it didn't work out.
But, you know, I think other people,
should do what I did, which was talk to the past competitors, and they're always going to have, like,
they're always going to be jaded. So, you know, they're never going to say this will work because
their shit didn't work and they think they're smart. But when you hear their argument from what went
wrong, you say, does that match my data and experiences? And then secondly, do I think anything
has changed as the why now any different? And in my case, it was not. Damn. That's crazy, man.
We got a, like, when I see some of these things get invested, I also get intoxicated into them as
well. I'm like, oh, wait, this is not going to work.
Yeah.
Consumers just so hard.
Honestly, it's still a fine bet.
Like somebody was saying this.
When I did that clubhouse thing and a bunch of people were like, I think that's true that
I think that's how it's going to play out.
A couple smart people pointed out like, look, these guys invested, I think they invested like
$100 million.
I think Andrews invested $100 million at a $4 billion valuation for Clubhouse at its peak.
And like, since then the chart just shows it going down, down, down.
But they're like, you know, they're like, you know, they're.
Their fund is this big.
So this is like, it's not, it's not a, it's not a, like, major, it's not like they're
betting the house on this.
They're betting like their normal size bet.
It's just a big number to you.
Secondly, it's a pretty binary option.
Like, this is either going to go big and this is going to, the price is going to look cheap
or it's going to go to zero.
And if it goes to, even if it goes down, they're going to be able to sell this for something.
And they have preference.
So they're going to make back, you know, if this thing sells for $50 million, eventually to
Twitter or whoever.
you know, they're going to get the whole 50 because they have like,
they get the money first.
So they'll make back their money first.
And so like, you know, like on the whole, it's not that bad of a bet, even if it doesn't
work out.
And if it does work out, you know, you're a genius and great.
You're, you know, everything worked out great.
So, um, so yeah, it was whatever.
Okay, I was going to tell you an idea.
Yeah.
Well, you're going to tell me an idea.
So my ideas are on a beverage company.
Okay.
So I was thinking about, I was like, damn, everybody's done every variation of this.
It's like bottled water, boxed water.
liquid death is water in a can
that looks like a beer can. Logan Paul has one.
There's vitamin water. There's non-vitamin
water. There's flavored water. There's sparkling water.
And then there's like 10 of each of these, right?
I was like, what haven't people done? What's the?
And so I came up with this brand
and this is free for anybody to run with
just catch up. What's it like hot dog water?
Cut your boys in. Catch your boys
in if you do this.
I'm calling it Felix Felicious.
Which is, I don't know if you ever read Harry Potter,
but it's basically this potion that Harry gets
He wins this thing and the professor gives him this potion.
It's like you get one drop of this and it's going to give you great, like good luck for one day.
24 hours you're going to have everything's going to go your way.
And the potion was called Felix Felicious or something like that.
Felices, I don't know how you say it.
But like in my head when I was reading it, I called it Felix Felicious.
So we're going to go with that.
So basically it's good luck water.
Wait, Felix Felicious and it's like you're one lucky cat?
I don't know.
I bet I'm just butchering the pronunciation and I don't know what it is.
But what a great slogan that you just came up with as we built this brand in public here.
It looks delicious.
You're one lucky cat.
And the, you know, the brand, it's basically it's water that's infused with things that give you good luck.
I don't know what that is.
It might just be good vibes.
It might be like some crystal, like, you know, that gold slager liquor.
Like there's like some flakes at the bottom that are your little good luck charms.
This comes from, you know, the Himalayas.
It comes from whatever the luckiest place on earth is.
I don't know what that is.
We'll find out.
That's the idea.
It's just placebo water.
And it's openly placebo water.
But you know what?
I like when I feel like I had a little good luck charm at the start of my day.
I like the idea that, hey, you know, I got that big test today.
What am I going to go grab vitamin water or lucky water?
I'm going to go grab the lucky water if I got the test.
Just in case.
Just in case this thing's real.
I've heard a lot of ideas on this podcast and that is definitely one of them.
that's what I would say about that.
Okay, my second silly idea.
My second silly idea is, again, another great name.
It's called Gallimony.
What's Gallimony, you ask?
Galamoni is alimony for your girlfriend.
So here's the deal.
Let's say you're a girl.
You're dating a guy who's super into crypto, right?
He keeps talking about Ethereum and Bitcoin and Z-Cats.
and the next big thing.
And he keeps telling you that Web3 is the future and, you know, smart contracts and the dollar's
going to crash.
He never needs to talk to a lawyer again because of smart contracts.
You say, oh, that's cool.
Actually, I have a great smart contract idea for us.
And he's like, oh, I'm so glad you're finally getting into Web3.
This is the future.
You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the future for sure.
Hey, why don't you just use your MetaMass to log into Gallimony?
And what you do is you put up one ETH.
And if we break up, I get half.
And it's basically a divorce for non-married couples where the boyfriend is obsessed with Web3
and you're the girlfriend and you're like, how do we profit off of this guy's annoying obsession
with Web 3?
That's actually good.
That's actually good.
Smart contract that would go viral and you just both lock up your, you both lock up your
either or maybe he locks up your Eth.
He locks up the Eth.
And it's actually, actually here's, okay, let me make it better.
Let me just riff with myself here.
This is a one-man brainstorm.
Okay.
He puts in the Eth.
The Eth is never.
at risk because, you know, maybe he's like, why, why would I take this deal? You say, the eth is never at
risk, my friend. If we break up, you'll always get your eth back. But while we're dating, this is
going to be automatically yield farming interest. And I get to keep the interest on this thing. Because I'm
putting in this time dating your schmuck ass who's obsessed with Web3. So put a little collateral up.
It's going to be farming. We get to have a Web 3 experience. This is the future. Am I right? That's what I
would be doing if I was dating 3 bro. So how does she get paid? She like clicks a button says we
the smart contract actually maybe it's tied to like your Instagram account. I don't know.
Maybe maybe both sides have to confirm that you're broken up. Yeah, but why would I ever confirm
that I was like, no. Because then you start dating the next girl. I'm just going to send her this link
that says he signed in with a cryptographic signature that only he could do with his private keys
saying we are not broken up. And so you know, you kind of need that proof of proof of relationship
to be accurate. Otherwise, you're leaving a little liability out there by saying with the utmost
truth, truth, that you are in a relationship. So he's going to have to, he's going to have to be true.
Have you heard young kids, what they say now is receipt? Yeah, these are receipts.
Yeah, like, show me the receipt. And that's what we're talking here. I just learned that on that TV show
that you discovered for everyone else called cheer. Yeah, you know, I'm just like, you know, such a,
I'm basically like at like these indie festivals, just finding these hidden gems like cheer.
Yeah, so Gallimony I'm on board with.
I think that's cool.
That is a viral idea.
Ben, a young, powerful Mormon, Ben, can you come out here and tell us, give me your rankings,
one to ten, ten being, I'm quitting my job and I'm going starting this, one being,
I can't believe you just said that idea.
Give me Felix Felicious, where you're at?
I'm honestly at like a nine or ten.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You threw out the term, though, you just kind of threw away like placebo water, which I also
think is like a separate brand maybe for like science nerds but like same idea and the tagline is like
at least we admit we're full of shit no no it's it no it's it's actually placebo water is actually part of
the category I'm a category creator in addition to a entrepreneur designer and fashionista so the category
here it's like plant based but it'll just be called placebo based uh beverages and these are placebo based
beverages of which we are you know we launched the first one okay and what about I'm
On board.
And Gallimony, that one, not quite there.
Not quite to the level of Felix Felices.
I'm going to say that's more like a six.
Like there's something there, but you need to develop it a little bit more.
Okay.
Anything less than an eight is a zero, by the way.
Feedback is a gift.
So I thank you for the gift, Ben.
Can I tell you about one thing really quick that I just discovered?
So have you heard of the Twitter handle, Elon Jet?
Elon Jet?
No.
What is that?
Dude, there's this young kid who,
created.
Is it just
tracked Elon's jet?
Is that the guess?
Who just tracks
Elon's jet.
And so as of now,
he's near where our friend
Jack lives in Hawaii.
That's so funny.
And so basically when you have a jet.
How many followers does this have?
83,000.
And so it's a 20 minutes ago.
To the poor guy who's like trying to produce
high quality content every day.
It's grinding to like 12,000 followers.
And then Elon's jet just zips to 83,000 followers
overnight. It says something like, all right, took off from Kondalu, Kailua, Hawaii, now going to
Austin, Texas, arriving in six hours and 17 minutes, landed in Austin, Texas, approximate time,
six hours and 21 minutes. It's pretty, pretty wild, isn't it?
This, you're not a big sports guy, like a mainstream sports guy, but this became a big deal
every year for NBA free agency.
So basically, you know, Kauai Leonard becomes a free agent.
He just won the finals.
He's the finals MVP.
He's like the hottest free agent.
And nobody knows where he's going to sign.
And all the reporters were trying to like work their sources.
But like their sources are basically like teams leaking information that makes them look good.
And the agent leaking information that just like is a negotiation in public against other teams.
And Reddit actually solved the case.
They're like, hey, we can just track Kauai's jet.
Oh, look, he's going to L.A.
I bet he signs at the clippers
and sure enough signed with the clippers
like, wait, what type of jet did he have?
Like why? So I, how does jet registration work?
So they could track basically any private
private flight has to go through air traffic control.
That's how these guys do all the stuff.
So what they do is they just figure out once
what they don't know who's the passenger
but you figure out who's jet is it.
So for example, this is Elon's jet.
What they were tracking for Reddit, I think,
was the owner's jet.
So they knew,
they knew which owner.
which teams were going to pitch him.
So it'd be like, oh, a flight from Miami to Toronto just left.
That's the Miami Heat Owners Jet.
So that's them going and pitching their case.
Oh, they got a second meeting.
So that means they're doing better than the next who didn't get a second meeting.
And they were tracking that.
And then I forgot how, I think what it was was like the someone had lent, basically like they
know who the billionaires jets are.
And you can't like shake that.
Once that's tagged, it's tagged.
And so from there they knew.
And somebody was like letting him use their day.
It wasn't Kauai's jet.
like something like that was going on where a rich guy was letting kawai use his jet for this purposes
and so they knew before the professional journalists knew where he was going to sign this is badass
i've never heard about this this is awesome i knew that like jet tracking was was like that but i didn't
realize it was that good that you could like for basketball trades right it's really scary
it's kind of like you shouldn't be able to do this dude what's crazy is like my head automatically
goes to like crazy stuff like jfk shit like i'm like
Oh, I could go kill Elon.
Yeah, some kidnapper.
Some like, you know.
Yeah, like, like, just with a, with a good enough shot, you know, I got this.
Right.
He needs Harrison Ford flying with him, Air Force One style.
If we're going to put Elon on a jet, he needs.
Get off my plane.
Yeah, exactly.
That was pretty good.
Wow.
I'm impressed.
All right.
We're at the top of the hour.
I think you got to jet.
So I got to go.
We'll track where you go on jet.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Can someone make one of these for us and just.
Yeah, like you have one for Southwest.
Yeah, just put my...
I'll send you my Southwest.
Anytime flight details, I'll just give it to you, and you can just post it.
Yeah, this hurts car rental.
Like, like, they put an air tag in my Ford Taurus.
Yeah, Sean's still in the burbs.
He went to the park with his kid.
Still there.
Has it left.
Oh, Chick-fil-A.
Oh, my God.
It's so stupid.
All right, we're done.
