My First Million - Spotting Billion Dollar Investments Was Hard Until I Learned These 3 Rules | Rohan Oza

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

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Every deal on SharkTag, that's a beverage. I know they're looking at me. Nobody wins the lottery seven times. You got sharks spitting out the product. You've got a terrible brand name, and you pick up 25% of that company. Sold for a billion and a half. Is this just art, or is there some signs behind it?

One of the biggest lines of Robert Woodruff was like, he wanted cope to be with an arm's reach of desire. Brand is creating bad design. One in 10 Americans influenced the other nine. The goal is to spot that one. Can you teach us more about how it's done. It's actually pre-things.

One is spotting stuff early. One is building the brands. And the other is actually... I feel like I can rule the world. I know I could be what I want to. I put my all in it like no days off. You're the brand father. You have been...

You have been crushing it in the beverage space. I was reading the, like, research on you the last couple days. I knew about poppy. I knew about vitamin water. But I didn't know the extent of it. Can you brag for a second? Shout out some of the brands that you've been involved with. I actually have started none of it.

I only co-founded one, which is Poppy, and I'll tell you that story. But the rest, I just bought them early or I bond with founders. I think it was like vitamin water, smart water. They were tiny, viti cocoa. Even things I lost money on were well-known, like pop chips, vital proteins, one bar, bulletproof, lost money, but still well-known. Well, else we have farmer's dog. Once Upon a Farm, and then probably Poppy is my sort of most famous a woman.

That's an insane, insane roster. It was funny. Actually, one of our founders who you know, a guy called Goresz, who's the co-founder of Jim Connor Fine Foods, was at our, we had an LP conference, and, you know, we're so focused on, like, the brands and the teams and growing stuff. And, like, you sometimes bury yourself in the weeds, and you don't sometimes ladder up, and he's that grow.

When you look at the sheet of brands on Kavu, which is the fund that I have sort of masthead, it's insane this ecosystem you've created. And I think you need to do a better job of almost leveraging that ecosystem. And the light bulb went off because he's a founder, right? He's growing an incredible brand. And part of it I focus on individuals and sometimes we've got to bring the whole gang in to realize the strength of what we have. It's sort of amazing because when a lot of people say the word brand, it's sort of related to taste, and both of those can be pretty nebulous.

But you sort of are like Paul McCartney or John Lennon where like you've made enough hits where you're like, okay, is this just art or is there some signs behind it? Nobody wins the lottery seven times. Yeah. I mean, that's quite high accolades to be in any conversation that used the Beatles name. But there's always luck guys. It's not like this, you can't. The dice has got to roll your way a little bit. But if you have a game plan, which I've sort of honed over time,

the odds flow in your favor. And so I've created some mantras and some principles and so on and so forth that I actually created after the fact because you don't go in and say, all right, guys, I've got five mantras. You're almost like, you have a few hits. You're like, how did this happen? And then I rewind and go, okay, this is kind of how it happened. Give us one.

What's one of the first ones you've realized? Like, okay, all right, this is one that matters. We've got to put that concrete. A couple of big ones. One is influence the influencer. So you've got a pot of money, right? One of them. 100 grand, a million, 100 million.

Whatever you ought to spend on your marketing budget? Who do I get to? I can't get to everyone. It's not Boston, unless your Amazon has the budget to get to everyone. But most people, when they start a company, don't. So from my perspective, it's one in 10 Americans. and I say America because 100% of my career

actually is America in terms of success. So this is the greatest country in the world to be an entrepreneur. I say that everywhere I go. I truly believe it. So in America, one in ten Americans influenced the other nine. The goal is to spot that one. And that has evolved over time. So when I first

started doing this, honestly, and I'm aging myself here, but some of the biggest influences, and I'm talking about back in the day with like Sprite even and even violence, water was radio DJs. Now, radio is dead and you guys are the heroes online, right? But before you, before you podcast Kings came along, it was radio DJs. And so at one time in Vegas, I picked an award show annually and I would fly in the top 25 cities and the top two DJs from every city.

So you have 50 people coming in and every single artist that came to that award show would want to go to this place because you could hit 20 cities in two hours. It was almost like the cities came to you versus you traveling. And back there, you're releasing an album, a new product, whatever it is. You're right there. And I did it back in the name on a brand called Sprite. It's a corporate brand, but we did something cool. And then I did that with vitamin water where I took on all the DJs in the local markets and I hired people on my team that felt that vibe. Because in order to bomb with a DJ, if you're a dog, it's not going to work. So I hired people who kind of, in my, which is my next mantra who lived the brand. They didn't market the brand. They lived vitamin water. That was their

vibe. And so that's now evolved today to like the Alex Earls of the world or the, you know, if it's the music, it's the 50 cents is having an amazing resurgence. But now it's digital social media influences that were the early DJs and the keys to spot that one in ten. So that's been a big sort of philosophy of mind with every company we go into is who is that one in ten. Hey, I want to tell you about something pretty cool. We have a database of all of the early unsexy business ideas that have been discussed on this podcast. So hundreds of episodes, the team at HubSpot went through. They pulled out all the unsexy ideas.

So not the super high-tech ones, but the simple, relatable, interesting, profitable ideas that we have brainstormed. And they're all available for download for free. Just click the link in the description below. Thank you to our friends at HubSpot for sponsoring this podcast and putting together this free resource for you guys. Back to the show. Can you define what a brand even is? I think a brand is something. that allows a consumer

to have an emotional connection with a product. So this is just a can, gratuitous product of certain. I drink it, I like the product. Liquid's great. But I got to create an emotional bond with people, so they request

a poppy. They reach for a poppy. And I worked for Coke back in the day, and one of the biggest lines that Robert Woodruff was like one of the godfather, of making coke what it is today. He said he wanted cope to be with an arm's reach of desire. Brand is creating that design.

Right. And then the distribution is putting it in arm's reach. You nailed it. Exactly. Sam texted me a clip this morning of when Poppy walked into Shark Tank. And at the time, they're not called Poppy. They're called like Mother or Mothers or something like that. They're not a soda that tastes good.

That's like prebiotic. They're apple cider vinegar. So it's amazing because it's like, You know when there's these documentaries and it's like the dude who followed Kanye around 10 years before he became famous at all? And you're like, I can't believe we're so lucky that this guy happened to just follow this young artist in Chicago who happened to become Kanye West. And so there's this thing where it's like you see them coming to the shark tank.

I think they have something like $250,000 in revenue, some 200 to 400K of annual revenue at the time. Yeah. Different brand, different drink, no revenue. All the other sharks go out. So you're in a bidding war with no one. Yeah, nobody, nobody. They go, all right, sharks, taste this healthy drink. And they make people take a shot of apple cider vinegar.

And they're like, this is horrible. And they're like, yeah, it is horrible, but it's great for you. Now, what if it could be great for you and also taste good? That's our product, which is a really good actually pitch. Yeah, the title of the video is sharks disgusted by the poppy. They were. I think Kevin may have spit it out. I can't remember a bit.

So you got sharks spitting out the product. You've got a terrible brand name. Mother's in cursive and it looks like an old, like sparkling wine or something like that. Yeah. Totally different formulation. And you pick up 25% of that company. I think Poppy sold for a billion and a half or something like that. No, no.

Come on. North of two, man. Oh, north of two. Okay. Unbelievable exit. What happens? And it's amazing that the whole thing was captured. What happens between the time you see it?

What are you thinking then? And then what were the things that actually transformed that business? Because I think that's a perfect, like, case study. Yeah. Let's go to phase one. So these guys come out. Like, every deal on Shark Tag, that's a beverage or food, but really beverage. Like, I can do the range, but beverage is kind of my real house.

I don't know, DNA gifted with that. So beverage comes out and they're like, I know they're looking at me. Like, Cubans are bigger name than me. Kevin's a bigger name than me. You know, Lori's the big a big a name than me. You know, Laurie's the queen of, you know, digital and KVC. But beverage, they're looking at me. And then these guys come out.

I'm like, here we go again. Because I'm not three seasons in. I'm like, you know, someone's going to hit me up with some nonsense beverage, you know. And we had some real dumb ones along the way. But this really good-looking couple comes out, you know, husband and wife, like straight out of central casting. Like they look like sand, you know, like this chisel good-looking, you know, white boy. And I'm friends with Stephen, and we became friends because I DM'd him. and I just said, we look alike.

What to be friends? I swear to God. He does look a lot of like, Stephen, I aren't kidding. So this bloody two good-looking guys come out, a guy and a lady. She's like, I don't know, eight months pregnant. She could deliver any second. So immediate, I'm like, they've got hustle. So, one.

Then they pitched a product, and I'm like, horrible packaging. I don't like the brand name. You know, I like the word mother, but everyone has a mother. You can't trademark. It's not really a trademarkable thing. but like let's try it. So that's, the train's running on that track, okay? In the separate track in my head, I'm a soda kid.

I've been looking for soda. I grew up in Zambia and Africa, right? So in Zambia, when he had three beverages, cope, Sprite and Fanta. That's it. But I came off sodas because soda, a ton of sugar.

They're not good for you. They're no vamp. But in the back of my head, I've always been looking for soda I can feel good about. But I didn't go into the show thinking that. But in the back of my head, that's the running track. I try this.

Actually, it was this one. Ironically, it was the orange one. And so for me, that is still, this is my top two. Orange is my favorite and cream soda is my second. So funny, the two flavors I drank when I was a kid. It's amazing what 40 years of years plate

it's throwing back to the 9, 10-year-old Ronan. Right. Anyway, so I try the orange one, and I'm like, oh my God. This is phanta meets orangina. And I'm like, this liquid, is in my head takes me back.

This is my modern soda. But I don't get excited because I know it's the minute I get excited, these guys are going to excited. And so I think you were the last one to talk, at least in the edit. I don't know if that's actually how it was, but I thought that was incredible patience to let the other sharks play out before

you chimed in because obviously you would influence them. Exactly right. I did not. I specifically remain mute because the minute I seemed vaguely excited. And by the way, even then Cuban and Bethany both turned to me and say, oh, should we split this? And I'm like, kind of in a nice way, no,

because if this works, which you did, why would I want to split it? And if it doesn't work, I'm fine to lose it, but in the end, I'm betting on myself, right? Right. I liked them, like, I like Stephen Allison, but that's a very short like. Like, you know, we go for dinner the next day,

I'm like, oh, God, they're horrible. The first thing I did when we got, when we became partners, I shut it down. I shut down mother. And it was a tough conversation. And then basically, Steve and Alice and me and a lady on my team called Stevie, we basically co-founded Poppy.

There was no Poppy. And in my mind, I wasn't focused on an apple cider vinegar beverage. I was focused on making this modern soda for today's youth. And so I'm like, okay, if I love soda and everyone else love soda, this is modern soda. And so we kind of created the whole modern soda category.

But I wasn't thinking apple cider vinegar. And so we shut Mother down. Stevie, myself, Alison Steven, and Stevie took charge of the packaging design, actually. We then all debated which is the best one to go with. We voted on it, and that's where Poppy came into play. What about the name? We had a David Plastic come on who named Blackberry and Swiffer,

and he gave us like a masterclass on naming product. Poppy is an incredible name, right, for a Soda Pop brand, to find that super easy to say, recognizable, fun. It almost feels bubbly in the name. Yeah. Here's it. So I'm strategically creative, right? Stevie and my team is what I call it tactically creators. It sounds like something I would say when I don't want to do work. That's exactly that. Yeah, she works. Machada. Yeah, good one.

So it's a triangle offense, right? Allison and Stephen had created the product. It's a great product. But their insight was apple cider vinegar, healthy beverage. My insight is I want soda. So what's America for soda's pop? Right? So that's what everyone. In England, it translates,

that's all the poppies exploding in the UK now. And Stevie's goal was how does she take what they created, what my strategic game plan was, and create a name that rose off the top. And we had a bunch of them. At one point, I even like Mom and Pop, because I'm like, it was a throwback to, like, mom and pop stores and all that. And people told me it was stupid, and they were right.

But then when they came out with Poppy and Steve you presented, I'm like, okay. Right. Can we, all right, let's go back. Because you only invested, I think, $250, or $400,000 into Poppy. And so it's really small business. You shut it down at half a million in revenue and you re-branded it and restarted it as Poppy. Do you remember what was the revenue growth up until you exited for $2 billion? Yeah.

So at the best point, I give Alice and Stephen full credit because mother was that baby. and to go to a founder and say, hey, good news, bad news, good news, you know, I'm your partner, bad news we're shutting down mother, you know, we're not co-founding Boppy together. That takes a lot of faith on that part. And we launched in March of 2020, right? We're all sad.

I said, guys, I don't want plastic because plastic's bad. We can't do glass because it's inconvenient. We're going to go back to cans. OG telegraph soda. That's what I drank. I'm sitting sitting here drinking out of a can. We launched March. That's your 2020.

What happens in April? COVID. The world shuts down. Yeah. So we had started to be a more digital company because that's just the nature where life was. But we turboed that because then suddenly all retail was dead and everything became digital and so on and so forth. So in our first year, we did like a couple million bucks only because the world shut down, which is still incredible for that. But then we went from like a couple of million to over half a billion.

in the next four years. So from 21 to 25, we exploded. And did you put more money in in the beginning to push marketing? Or did you guys raise? What'd you guys do? Yeah, we kept raising. I mean, there's, I mean, beverage is expensive, by the way. Like, I put more money in. My fund, Kavu came in. So my business partner, Brett was like, look, I believe in you. I don't get beverages early. If you get it, Kavu's going to back it. So we, everyone went in. right? And so we kept back here. We raised a chunk of money, but everyone got a great return because of the exit number. It's not only what you get it at. It's what you get out at. How much did you raise in some? I mean, all in? 40 maybe. Wow. Well, that being, that's amazing to go from, I didn't realize you guys

were that new. So roughly 2021 to 2025, 26, zero to two billion dollar exit. Yeah. what was the most satisfying when you had? Was it Poppy or was it something earlier? Was there something where maybe even it wasn't as big financially but just you just were proud of kind of the way you made it work? No, Poppy hands down. Poppy?

Because Poppy, everything else, I went there and someone else had a product that I built, Bill. Here, Stephen Allison had created Mother and it was brilliant. Without the liquid that they had created, we wouldn't be anywhere, right? But I got in early enough to basically co-found Poppy with me and Stevie added to Allison and Stephen, and it was amazing.

And so I think that was satisfying because I had the vision from the beginning. I had a great team with Stephen, Allison, Stevie, and then we brought it as CEO. Because at some point, I'm not an operator. Allison and Stephen super smart, but also realized they weren't operators. And so once we got to like 30, 40 million, we bought a crack called Chris Holland, and that guy's a legend. And I think one of the other lessons you have to learn as an entrepreneur is having a founder and creator mind doesn't always align with having an operator mind. Sometimes it can. More often it probably doesn't.

More often does it. The one guy I think was really good at it. It was a guy called Kurt from Vital Proteins. If you know, Kurt founded Vital Proteins. We partnered with him as well. And that guy was, he was actually a rocket scientist, like legit. So he was a founder and a brilliant operator. So that's a unique rarity.

But in this case, we brought in Chris Wall and Chris Rans sparkling ice. So I had to spend a lot of time like coaching and begging and then convincing and a combination of all of the above to get him over. But he was a game changer because you need to operate. And he helped take it from like 50 to 500. Man, it's still amazing how good you are at this.

And I think we should talk about that because there's a handful of skill sets that are, I call them ATM skills where you just become like a moneymaker. You know, like if you can create an audience, you're probably a moneymaker. If you could sell, you're probably a moneymaker. If you can do good branding,

you're probably a moneymaker. And you've done it many times in a row. Where did you learn how to do this? Because I know you worked for Mars. You worked for Coke. Is that where you learned how to do this? And can you teach us more about how it's done? Actually, it's interesting you bring at that point.

It's actually three things. One is spotting stuff early, right? One is building the brands, and the other is actually how to sell them. And people forget the last part because there's a big graveyard of brands that have got built, got to scale, but never fully exited. And there's a bigger graveyard of those who just didn't go anywhere. And I think part of it, so take my learnings. My learnings on Mars were less so because I was in manufacturing operations. So my learning there was almost like the importance of supply chain operations, gross margin,

and like the boring stuff, but people forget that if you don't have good gross margins, you cannot make money, and if you can't make money, you go bankrupt. And by the way, I've still made that mistake. I had an incredible product called Chef Scott. It was a jerky. Before Choms, like my buddy invested in Choms, and he and I would joke because we were like neck and neck, and chefs came out first. And I just didn't have great gross margins, and I should have focused more on that.

Chef Scott shut down or got sold for nothing. And Choms became a juggernaut. And so he keeps laughing at me. But I think from that perspective, I learned from Mars a little bit, and you still make mistakes. With Coke, I learned how to do disruptive marketing and branding because I was lucky. I was in Sprite back in the heyday when we signed Missy Elliott and Kobe Bryant. I did like a bunch of hip-hop stuff and it was really cool. And then I wasn't power raid where Coke didn't care about it.

So they said, do whatever you want. So I learned creative disruption early, even though I was in a corporate environment. And then they fired me because I was a little too disruptive. And so I went to Vitam Water. And that's where I really start to learn how to, and that's my second mantra, is how to make brands part of pop culture. There's a lot of guys who report the news, very few people who make the news. And so for me, with Vitam Water, Small Water, I started by making the news.

And those brands became part of pop culture. That sounds cool, but what does that mean, make the news? I'm too dumb to understand that. So make the news. So the first influencer mega influencer ownership deal I did. Because remember, everything before 50 was very much a sponsorship deal, right? You sign a celebrity, they get in, that's the deal, right? Equity ownership.

Obviously, Michael did it in a different way like he. But that has come up later and it wasn't really well known then. But with 50, I didn't have the money to pay 50. He was huge at the time, right? And so I met with Vef and his manager, Chris Lydie, and actually there's two guys I was looking at for VITAM water because VITN was a great brand, it was a kind of little bit upper-side, you know, New York preppy brand.

It wasn't like nationwide cool. It wasn't getting shot in the face nine times. It wasn't getting shot in the face cool. And rap about it, yeah. Exactly. Although it was only eight times because one bullet went through twice. But anyway. Of course, sorry.

So I wanted hip-hop. And the two biggest names in the world at the time were Curtis Jackson, Jackson and the hover. It was Jay-Z, right? So those are the two guys who were like the biggest names. And so I called my buddy Seth Rotsky and I said, Seth, you're more connected in this world than I am. Who can I get to? Seth could have got to both, but he had a much better relationship with Chris Lighty, 50s manager. So he put me on text with 50s manager. A lot of this also for artists, it's their managers getting it. So Chris got it straight away. He got the product. He got fifth. He said, we've not done a deal. We're about to do a deal with Reebok.

but I'll kill that deal, I'll do this with you. That's how I got connected. And 50, as we see today, is clearly an entrepreneur. Also don't mess with him because he will come after you with a vengeance. So I think that he got it. And I said, I don't have money, but I can give you skin in the game. And he immediately said, okay, I'm in. And I thought I was going to make him X.

I kind of, he made 10X because I did the math wrong, basically. He got what, like 1, 2%, something like that in the company? I can't tell you exactly what he got. But he, because we have a deal. I don't give the exact number and he doesn't kick the shit out of me. But, but he made a lot because honestly, I gave him enough equity for him to make good money if we sold the company for $400,500, $500,000 to $5 million. That was our goal of vitamin water.

Like, I remember Mike Cipoli, it was the co-fight of vitamin water. It was like, bro, put it up, it's born. If we get to this, this, this, we're going to get to $150 million of revenue. We're going to sell for $450. Without, you, you can't reveal it because Curtis Jackson. will Curtis Jackson do, but would it be crazy to give someone 10% of a company like that? Yeah. 10% will be too high.

But we sold the full billion. So you can do the math on, you know, what he would have made. All right, let's take a quick break. And I got a question for you. When a buyer asks AI for a solution like yours, does your business come up? Most companies have no idea. And by the time they found out, they've already lost the deal to another company that did. HubSpot has AEO, which helps you show up in the moments when the right buyers are looking

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It seems like that, you know, the kind of the influencing, the literature thing obviously works, obviously makes sense, but also obviously goes wrong sometimes, right? You know, for example, this podcast,

we got bought by HubSpot. HubSpot was like, yo, we want to reach entrepreneurs, we want them to use our software. So they went to us, because we influence a lot of entrepreneurs. If we influence a million entrepreneurs, we're valuable to them and many other brands.

But there's many people who get that partnership wrong. Celebrities are busy. They're divas. They don't really care. Maybe you didn't make an incentive enough, and it's hard to claw back. So, like, I guess, how confident were you? And what made it go right versus go wrong?

I think what makes it go right? It happened with 50. It happened with Jennifer Anderson on Smartwater. And I think it happened most recently for me with Alex O'all. on Poppy. And the connective tissue that 50 Jennifer and Alex all share is belief in the brand, creative connectivity, like they creatively got the brand and connected with, they believed in it, they creatively connected with it, and they went above and beyond.

Those are the three things when consumers, because consumers are smart, no, okay, that's the real deal, right? Like Alex loves Poppy, I see the cool shit she's doing with it. And honestly, she's probably the smartest 24-year-old. of MEP, where she knows her brand, knows her DNA, makes me feel old, like she is on it, you know. Love of the brand, cultural, creative connectivity, and then going above and beyond. When you're looking at these deals, what would you say are the traits that the winners have in common? And what would you say the traits are of the losers? So, for example, we had this guy

named Chad who started Grooons on. Yeah, yeah, Chad's great. Yeah, so he sold it for $2 billion. $1.2 billion in 35 months or something insane. And we were like, and he was like, basically, he was like, I called my shot. I worked at a P.E firm, and I realized that the TAM needs to be big. My CAC to LTV needs to be one to three. Like, he's like, I kind of had it down to a little bit of a science. He didn't say it that way, but that's how I interpreted it. What's the science in your head of not for investing, but for building a winning product? Yeah, it's similar. I mean, one, let's start with Big CACs. categories, right? At Carvoux, our game plan is we're basically trying to, in a nutshell, upgrade the products that everyday Americans are using with better quality. Right. So I'm not

recreating the wheel. I'm just giving you a better wheel. That makes sense. And so take the biggest tabs in food, in beverage, in beauty, in pep. And at Carver, we're like, okay, well, you like soda, maybe a Coke or a founder's not good for you, we're going to upgrade you to a puppy. You like pet food, burnt, extruded kibble that has very low nutrient value ain't good. We're going to give you farmers dog, right? The goal is, how do you give Americans what they used to, but elevate it so they can feel better at themselves? What are the big tams that are left where you're like, we still haven't found the winning

kind of brand or product in a certain category? Like if I go to that grocery shop or I go to the supermarket, where do you see the opportunities right now? Which aisle? Everywhere. Let me explain why. Go down every aisle. By the way, my wife gets super pissed with me

because she sends me out to get stuff in the grocery store and like two hours later. It's like, where the hell have you been? Like, honey, this is my business. Like my dumb ass wandering around the grocery store figuring out what's broken. But that's the scenario. Go down and say, okay, would I buy all these products?

And my guess is if you go to a traditional grocery store, where most American shop today, you'd probably say, no, no, no, no, no, yes. So you have seven noes before you get to a yes. Go down the candy aisle. Okay, I have an investment

in a brand called Skinny Dip. Have you heard of it? Yeah, I love this. This is so addictive. Right. But the almond tab is okay. Almond tam is this big. Creating sweet treats

that don't have guilt, right? is this big. So skinny-haired chocolate-covered almonds. The brilliance of the founder was, after X number of years, she's like, this shit ain't working. It's doing five, but my tams are big enough, right?

To the point you made with Chad, she pivoted. She created peanut butter cups. She created coconut bites, and she created wafers. You want to name me the three products that do that, Reese's,

almond joy, and Kipat. By the way, all three of these products, sub two grams of sugar. So now, I can have, I do a coconut bite every day with my coffee or after dinner because I need a of a sweet fix,

but zero shit's given. Because it's two grams of sugar. You don't care to do it around the sugar. You give it a kid, you'll have it. 10 grams, 20 grams, your mind starts clicking a little bit. Is it possible to even be more specific when you're walking around the aisle? Is there a spot where you're like, this product should be right here on this shelf and it's not? Yeah.

So go to the confection shelf and say, what will I eat? and I look down, I'm like, almost nothing. Because everything is fully loaded with sugar, and it's really highly processed. So now take the process down. There's a lot of good stuff that's less processed, better ingredients. Can we agree on that? There is. However, the sugar content is still high.

So now I evolve from horrible stuff to maybe like an alter ego chocolate or a huge chocolate. They're great, but they still got a high sugar content. So you ask me what I do. I go sit at the entire confection shelf. Look my arms up and look around, what would I eat? The only thing that I can eat is skinny and maybe one other product because I feel good about it. So let me ask you a question. You had this great line where you go, the shelf space is the original algorithm.

The same way that content creators are constantly trying to figure out how to get on the YouTube shelf or the Instagram shelf, how do I get discovered there, it's even harder, arguably, because there's a very mafia-like business practices that occurs in behind the scenes of the shelf spaces. Like I've walked through one of our events that we do, guys have like brands at Target or, or Safeway or whatever. We walk through and we do storewalks and then they explain, you know, Mr. Beast, he'll explain how the candy aisle works. He'll explain Mars and Hershey's and the tactics they use and how the color, your color blocking, your section, et cetera, et cetera. So you get this sort of Ph.D in each aisle. I think his market's a little bit different. So, you know, you sell like, let's say skinny dip, just a little higher price point, better for you is like the

bigger angle, whereas, you know, he's, I think, the number, like, one of the fastest growing brands in Walmart, right? And so his price point has to be a big constraint. So he has to play a slightly different game. But he's doing a lot of stuff with, like, his better for you isn't in the ingredients. It's in the business practices. So, like, we don't use child labor and the cocoa farms and, you know, things like that, which is a, you know, he cares. He's trying to get everyone to care. Will it, will it change people's purchasing decisions, I think is a question? But I guess the thought process is, like, how do you get the shelf space? Well, I think, So I'll reverse engineer.

What are the advantage I bring to the mix, right? We talked a lot about influencer and so on and so forth. The second influencer, probably as important, is retail bias. And I have now established because I brought a run of great products and exits and scale. I have great connections with the top people at Walmart, Target, and Albertsons and Krover, etc. And just maintaining those relationships are key. Because when I bring a product that I've invested in or Kavu's invested in, they will give us a shell space.

And I think that's, a lot of entrepreneurs come to us because they're like, okay, great, I can do X, Y, and Z, but if I just get one meeting with the top guy at Walmart, that could inflect my business in a way that's unique. So I have the relationships now. However, retailers are smart and they are actually closer to the consumer than big corporations.

So they are seeking, the products of tomorrow while maintaining what I call the brands of yesterday. Because you can't eliminate the brands of yesterday. Too much money, too much revenue. At the same time, you then also have to bridge to the brands of tomorrow.

And Sam, to your point, I mean, take poppy. I mean, a regular soda is probably a buck for a can. Right? A poppy is probably a buck. 60, 70, 80, depending where you buy it, 90. What do you pay the extra 50 cents,

60 cents, 90 cents? Probably. I'm not, it's not like I'm buying a, you know, a BMW versus I'm buying a Toyota. It's like a 20,000, 30,000 difference there. Here, it's a 30, 60, 90 cents difference. So a big part of what I do also is when I go to retail is whilst the product might be premium, I still want to try and appeal to a large amount of Americans in their ability to reach those products where they're attainable. And so I think that the retailers are looking for brands that are attainable, even though it's a slightly premium, that are the future brands. You said something earlier that was kind of important. You go, the third thing I do is how to sell it. And there's a huge value swing at the end. When me and Sam sold our companies, it's kind of

amazing. You work six years, seven years, eight years. And then 50% of the value is going to be how good you are at this M&A thing at the end. It's crazy. that you've never done before, but it's the biggest deal of your life. And so I've seen that firsthand, how important that is it, it is a separate skill set for an entrepreneur that you're very low repetitions in. So it's hard to even get good at it. Yeah, it's a really unfair advantage because a reputable buyer has done this many times. And it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter to them necessarily if it fails. They'll just get fired worst case scenario. But for you, it like changes your life. Completely. Yeah. So how do you go get Coke to buy a company for $2 billion? What do you go to? What do you do?

How do those conversations happen? How do you negotiate those deals? And why do they buy them for so much? So that's, again, why, I mean, I've established, and I don't have relationships everywhere, but, you know, I have a relationship with a lot of big CPGs, right? Coke, Pepsi, Hershey, Mondelez, you know, KDP. So I've done that over time.

A lot of these guys I've either worked for, worked with over time, because I've been doing this now for 25 years in the industry, right? Maybe longer. And so relationships with the top guys, critical. And so, you know, with one bar, I walked them in back in the day to Hershey, to the CEO of Hershey at a time, right? I didn't negotiate the Vytenwater deal. The founder of Vytenwater, Darius did brilliantly. And I learned from him, by the way. So I'm on the sidelines, washing this guy go to town. I brought Coke to the tip. So I called Coke because I used to work for them. Sandy Douglas,

the mentor of mine, he brought the CEO. He was a president. And they negotiated with Darius. And I saw what he did. And I learned. from that. Out of that negotiation, what was one thing you picked up? If you have a great brand, it's okay to be slightly unhinged on your expectation. Like when he said the number starts with a four, I almost fell off my chair. I'm like, did he just say four? And I took four B and Coke came back at 4.1. I'm like, all right, guy, he, you know, sometimes you get nervous because there's a fine line, guys. This is, Sean, you made such a great point. You spend anywhere from four. You spend anywhere from four to 10, 15 years building your baby.

And then the finish line is where the money is made. And so sometimes you get scared because if you overreach, which I've also done, and you fail, you might be catching a falling knife. But if you underreach, then you keep kicking yourself with how much you left from the table. Dial in on that. That's interesting because, A, knowing if you have a great brand is actually a bit challenging, but overreach and underreaching, that is also very nuanced.

is there like some more specific details that you can give on how you know like for example do you look at comps and you say we're just going to be the top quartile what do you do yeah it's a very good question timing is everything by the way right like puppy sold for half of what vitamin water did except puppy grew faster than vitamin water is a bigger scale brand than vitamin water ever was but timing was different right at that time there was a willingness and the money was more liquidity was freedom and greater to pay more, right? So, and risks were different. So I think the same with tech valuations, right? People were investing in 2020, 2021, at bonkers valves, that slowed down, and now AI is also not. So there's a timing mechanism. So you should have belief in faith in who you

are, but do not always benchmark against the biggest number you've seen. And that's the danger entrepreneurs have. They're like, look, this company sold for seven times revenue. I'm going for seven. And if I don't get it, I'm out. I'm like, Like, bro, take it easy. Beauty's in the eye, the beholder. And at some point, when you're ready, you're going to have X number of beholders. And if they say your beauty is 600 million,

that's your beauty. Now, you can take a risk and pass and wait for a bigger number, and that's okay. But the groups that pass and wait for a bigger number are few and far between, and they don't always work out. Some do. I also think that there's definitely like a

Gédééééééééééééééé. There's a showmanship that is involved here. It's very, I've only, I've known you now for 57 minutes. You have it. You have a likability, a charisma, whatever it is you want to call it. Are you in the room negotiating these deals? In some, I am. So with Poppy, we brought a, it's also good to, you have to have a banker.

And bankers have done this, right? So get a good banker, you know, get good rep. So we had Goldman Sachs with Poppy. I built a great relationship with them. They actually brought Pepsi to the table initially. And without getting into it, the number of the offer was inadequate. So I did what I said is a risky move, which is I walked because I didn't like the construct of the deal.

And then someone else came to the table. I also walked because I didn't like the construct of the deal. And before I speak to Stephen Allison, they were probably getting nervous at this point because, you know, I was blessed to have had exits before. They hadn't had any. And even Stevie was a losing. losing it at one point because they're like, this is life-changing money that Rose saying no to, but I just didn't like the construct because it wasn't a full buyout. The earnouts one.

And so third times it's charm. So when Pepsi came back, I ended up negotiating that directly with that. Did it change your life too? Yeah. It's, you know, when you have a massive win like this, you always have to step back and realize how blessed you are, not take it for granted, see what you could do for others and those around you. And a good thing for me was I let a lot of people end of the deal. So it wasn't just me. I had family, friends. One of my closest childhood friends was in the deal. And so when you affect other people beyond yourself, that's huge. Today's podcast is brought to you by my friends at Mercury. They make the world's best banking product. I think you know this already. I use Mercury for all of my businesses. I think I have

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like the same question but with a different caveat. So sometimes I'll be like, hey, how do you sell this company? You're like, well, I call the guy. I know him. How do you get on the shelf? Well, they know me and I know them.

And like, that's true and great and an extreme advantage today. But two problems. One, you didn't wake up. You weren't born with that. You earned that somehow. And the second is, it's not, you know, most entrepreneurs don't have that advantage. If they don't partner with you, you know, just in general, people have to figure out how do you survive?

No one's going to come save you. Do you have an insane hustle story from the beginning? Because that's what gets me excited. After this, I'm going to go work. And nothing fires me up more than a good hustle story. You have to have hustle at every stage, by the way. So I'll give you a puppy story, which is later. I've had a bunch of exits.

but I'm still hustling because guess what? People change out of roles in corporations. So when I say I know people, historically I've used bankers, I've used brokers, I've used people in the industry, which you have to use as an entrepreneur. You've got to build a relationship with everybody so that they get you in the room. And then when you get your shot, you make it work. So I'll give a shout out to my buddy Danny Stepper. I don't know Danny.

Danny's kind of a legend of the beverage industry. I went to the beverage forum, just finished yesterday. it's probably the best beverage conference in any beverage I should be there. It's the best beverage conference in America. And I went there two years ago and Danny said,

Roe, would you speak? I said, yes, I'll speak. But, there's a but in this thing. I need a Walmart and a Target meeting while I'm at your conference. And he had some of the lead guys from Walmart and Target. They don't know me like at me.

They know of me, but it's not like just because I walk in they're still Walmart. They're like, gross. Screw you. We're Walmart. And so I went in and I danced. Me, Allison, Chris Hall, the CEO, and I danced. And I danced the modern soda dance because we were sucking wind at Walmart. We were doing everything else. And I'm like, this is my one shop. And I came in and I painted the vision. I said, guys, this is not pre-botic soda. This is modern soda for tomorrow's generation. And I made a full story. And the light bulb went off at Walmart's And the head buyer will, amazing guy went away, believed in the vision, got behind it. His boss, Melanie, was a rock start Walmart, accelerated it from 2025 into end of 24.

And Poppy did this. That was the moment Poppy went into explosive growth mode. And I'm doing the hustle. I'm doing the dance. And by the way, I've been bright successful. But if you come in with an ego and you're not willing to dance for retailers, regardless who you are, they don't give two shits. I know that Kavu is incredibly successful now.

I know that I believe it's many billion dollar funds. You've had multi-billion dollar exits. And I know that you started like in the Mars factory, like I think you said, counting M&Ms. The show is called my, sorry, Twix. The show is called My First Million. I don't know like the middle ground. What did you do to make your first million? Because was it investing your own money in brands?

Was it because you got equity in vitamin water? My first million, so I got fired from Coke, too creative disruptive, and I went to this no-name company called Vitam Water. In fact, I sent a bunch of product to my friends that didn't even drink it. That's the power brand, by the way. They didn't drink it. And two years later, the same jackass that's called me, Ro, vitamin water is huge, and my kids love it. I'm like, dude, I said that to you two years ago. You never said shit to me.

Anyway, so I put my own money in. I borrowed from my dad. So I broke as a joke, and I borrowed for my dad. and I get equity. And so I went from, you know, fumes on my bank account because I was basically spending everything I was making to the vitamin water exit. And that was my first million or more than that,

but it was putting everything that I had. And I think that's honestly where you make a big bet. You put everything into it. And if it works out, that's kind of where you get your biggest paydays. Did you raise money for a fund right after that? Where you're like, no, I did my own thing. So I did vitamin water, smart water. I exited. I had my own money. So what's the phrase? They say, you invest off your balance sheet,

some bullshit finance phrase. So anyway, yes, I invested up my balance sheet, meaning I went in solo, Rohan, into Vida-Coco, into buy, into pop chips. And Stevie was my right-hand wing woman in this case. And so she learned marketing from me. We did it together. And now she's the head of marketing for Carvoo. That's really interesting. And what I'm asking is really personal. So you can avoid it, or you can give as much information as you want. But I find that to be cool. And there's a lot of people listening who are like,

I would like to lake a little bit of money and spend a little bit of money doing what this guy's doing. That's badass. I don't want to start a fun yet. Are you able to give any type of numbers as to what you had when you started investing in Pop Chip

and all these companies? Yeah, I can give you a range. I was investing anywhere from probably half a million to two million. That's a shitload for an angel investment. Yeah. I wasn't that smart, dude. I was a little bit unhinged. Long term, I've worked out great.

I don't advocate you go that heavy. Were you really rich? No, I was just, I was a, I think I bet on myself a little too much. So, yeah, I had a lot more money than that, but I think you have to be willing to lose if you're going to win. Did you tell yourself like, okay, I'm willing to lose 10 million bucks, but I'm going to bet, I'm going to bet on myself to go make a few concentrated bets. Did you, did you sort of mentally partitioned like, this is loseable money?

Or you just, you were just going and you didn't even think about it. There's a lot of stress. So basically, I was kind of doing the math. I'm like, okay, I'm in for this, I'm in for this, I'm in for this. And then like, you know, X years later, I'm like, well, you know, I'm in, you know, I'm in for 10, but I've made, you know, 10 times that. So I think I'm good. You know, I'm saying. So it's like, it's organic.

Like, you know, what person, for the principal, not the markups, what percent of your liquid net worth was in private deals? Yeah, a lot. I also, I really should have done a better job with my public. I was very like into my privates because I had made my money on private so it far too high percentage. Was it like all? No, no.

It's probably about a third though. I mean, like it's, I don't know. Like, I don't know what. It was a decent amount. I can't remember exactly. I was rolling heavy. I was like in my 30s. And like pop chips was a great brand.

And I bet all that. But I didn't understand the importance of a preft stack. So you were just like making bets and then like going out and hustling on your behalf. You're like, hey, I'm going to beverage for him and I'm just going to figure out

how to wheel and deal a little bit. Yeah, I was working with these companies. Like, I would help the pop chips guys with influencers, or with marketing or team. Like, I'd bring in the head of sales, the head of marketing, or... You were like a free hire a little bit. I was, yeah, I was like, I'm like, let me in,

I'll help you out. Sometimes I got equity for helping. And so the good news is my hits in Vitacoco, the coconut water, buy vital proteins and poppy far outstripped, whatever. And so the order of winners was

vitamin water you did that with. You did it with smart water. And then what was the order the next five deals? I did vitamin smart that I did vicarco. The coconut water, which is great. Carbon's an incredible operator. Did that exit? Shit, the guys got worth, the companies worth $2.5 billion on the public stock market. Oh, wow. I didn't know that.

Do you? With the thing like coconut water, right? Like my business partner, Ben, he's been trying to get me to drink freaking banana water. He's like, oh, banana water. And it's nasty. I can't believe he likes it. But he's like, banana water. That's the next coconut water.

I'm like, I don't think it is. How do you spot the real trends versus the fall strain? Are you just trusting your own taste buds? Or is it some research you're doing? Are you watching what high schoolers are doing? Like, what are you doing to figure out real trend versus fizzle out trend? Yeah, taste buds in town. Coconut water wasn't a coconut water town.

It was a hydration town. Right? Taste buds, maybe it's bad because I'm of Indian origin. I like coconut water, but look, let's be honest, I got in early, I got out at a $700 million valuation, right? So I got in at, I don't know, 30, so I made 20 times my money. The thing's now worth north of $2 billion. So I didn't have the vision that Mike has, was a CEO founder, that this could be north

of a $2 billion public company. No chance I had that vision. I was, because to me, the Tam was limited by the taste of coconut water in America. So I, sometimes, knowing when you're not. to hold him, knowing when to fold him. So I got out. I made good money. I will never begrudge the money that I could have made. But I got it. So I was out on that one. But then, you know, but then I got into buy and I rode by all the way. And the founder Ben's super smart. And he, I got him introduced to KDP. And he built a brilliant relationship with the CEO of KDP and then

sold that for $1.7 billion. I think one of the great tests of marketing is can you sell water? How do you sell water, right? There's a marketing genius about figuring out how to sell water and not just once, how to sell it many times in many different ways. I've only done one water, by the way. I've done many beverages, but only one water. Okay, well, so vitamin water, not a water. Yeah, vitamin water is flavored, right?

Puppie is flavored. Vitacoco, buy, they're all flavored. Like, when you just straight water, I still don't know how the hell I did that. But I'll take a crack. The founder, Darius, created a smart water with a really good story, which is vapor distilled water. It's how water is made in the world, right? Water evaporates from the ocean, goes up, hydrogen oxygen, separate, all the impurities fall out. It comes back to Earth, that first drop of rainwater before it enters the atmosphere before it hits the ground.

That's pure water. So that was the initial vision behind smart water. The packaging was not great. It was invisible. So I redo the package. The current package was me and my team, which sits on storage. shell today. Then we did the influencer strategy. And I felt that Evian was the only player in America that was in premium water. But it's a French company. It was in plastic being shipped across the

ocean. It didn't make sense. And neither did it fiji being shipped from basically Fiji. Like, why can't we have a premium American water that has, and the thing is, your water is a badge. When you walk around with the water more than anything else, it's a little bit of reflection of you, right? That's why at home, who cares? You buy the casebacks at Costco and 24 backs for like $2. But when you're walking around, you want a little bit of a different badge. And I think with the team I had, Jennifer Vaniston became the face, the brand, the new packaging we did. Smart became this like go-to accessory, particularly for women. And the brand took off. And I think when Coke bought vitamin, what have you asked them today? The brand that has worked out for,

them is smart water, not vitamin. And is there something to this idea of placement? So, like, I remember what Beats by Dre came out. And it was this headphone brand, just like many other Bose and others,

but instead of going for audiophiles, everywhere you saw it was basically hip-hop artists and athletes walking into the stadium. And it became, like, synonymous with, like, the pre-game lock-in, associated with the coolest athletes and artists. And, like, that was amazing. They created billions of dollars of value

by that associate. and that placement of the pregame, or the walk-in, at least for me. And I think that I've read stories about Grey Goose and some of the liquor brands where they would put it in the limousines of the after parties of the Oscars and just where it was seen

was almost just as important as the story of how it was triple-filtered and distilled because nobody actually ends up knowing that shit. They just see where it's seen. Did you ever use that tactic or what is that? That was huge for me back in the day. So now this strategy is done really through social and digital.

right? So digital influences when when the all top sororities are running around posting Poppy and having it at the sorority kickoff parties, I have an army of amazing college ambassadors and Poppy is the number one drink on college campuses. Modern day like Red Bull playbook basically. Yeah, but it's kind of a better for you, feel good vibe and definitely what's better for women than, you know, like from a connection standpoint. So but back in the day, I did this with the Oscars, Golden Globes. Smart water was the first water on the table at the Golden Globes before they were pulling out of just the, and so I did a deal with them.

So suddenly every table you go to, you're seeing a smart water there. And then vitamin, I used to sponsor, mainly because I wanted to go to the parties. So Patrick Weitzel, I've heard of Patrick is too big time now. But Patrick, you should grow the coolest post- Oscar parties, Oscar and VMA, Golden Globe parties in L.A. So just for me to get access to those things, I would sponsor them. But the good news is all the, like I remember going to one, and it was back in what I call round one of J-Lo and Affleck dating.

And I was at the party and like J-Lah-Lak are there. And everyone was drinking Vindamwater back then. This is like 2003, you know, 2004. So I think you're dead right. In the early days, especially with products, they've got to appear in people's lifestyle areas, as both physically and digitally. You're a hustler.

I didn't realize how big of a hustler you are. If you lose your hustle, you lose your edge. The guy who was Sean and I know, Goulrez, who is the CEO of Jim Connor Fine Foods, like, he's like, bro, you are bloody intense. Like, when I get into sessions with him, he's like, I thought you would have chilled out. You're a father.

You're successful. I'm like, bro, it's go time. Like, we're building your empire. Let's, you know, there's no, you've got to have a hustle mode. And I think also founders respect that. So I want to ask you a little bit of a different question. And I'm obsessed with brands that last a long time. I'm also a massive American history buff.

And some of the best brands in America, you know, they've been around for over a century, Coke, Snickers, M&Ms, like brands that you've worked with. I think Mars is like a $50 billion year business that's family owned. Hershey's is run, I think, run by a family trust. I think they do something like 10 or $20 billion a year in revenue. And these brands, you know, everyone talks about getting healthy, but like Risa probably isn't going to go away for the next 50 years.

No. It's probably not going to go away for 100 years. And also you've worked with startups. Is there anything that I or Sean or the listener can learn from these old, big companies that have been around for 100 plus years? Yeah, look, they do a very good job of two things. They're managing their installed base. So they have fantastic retail presence.

And they do, in my opinion, when I great marketing to maintain relevance for their brands. I was almost shocked how. how well they do it in a world where technically you shouldn't be eating or drinking any of those products. However, where they are smart and I give Pepsi credit for this, they do go out and buy the future as well. Like Pepsi bought Poppy, not because it's an apple side of vinegar beverage, because they're seeing the vision. This could be right up there, and they've said it to me. It's between like Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Poppy. That should be their soda lineup and choose what you want. If you feel like having a Pepsi, great. And brother, the growth is.

all coming, Sam, from their zero sugar products. So it's not coming from core Coke or core Pepsi. It's Pepsi's Zero. Yeah, correct. Pepsi's crushing your Coke's Crush. And so Poppy fits into that realm. So they see that. You still maintain your legacy, but you have to make sure you pick up the future.

Otherwise, you will get left behind. And so I think you're seeing it. Like Unleaver bought your boy Grooons, right? Like they're buying the future. There's a lot of MNA. Hershey just bought Lesser Reval. Like they are. buying the future, but they're getting a little savier and a little wiser and how they do it.

Before they would build, get brands that I don't think were built to last. And now, to your point, Sam, I think they're trying to find brands that are built to last. And for me, if we look at all the exits we've been a part of, whether those brands continue growing 40% or just maintain a good scale, vitamin, smart, poppy, vital proteins, buy, farmer's dog, like all these are still once upon a farm, you know, we IPO that brand. They're all still that. And they will be here if managed right for the next 10, 20, 30, 40 years. Sean had a good question that he was telling me that he had for you, but I'm going to ask it.

And he has a guy, he hasn't gotten to it. He hasn't gotten to it. He's a gifted. Yeah, I'm going to steal it from up. And it was basically, if a young guy were to go and shadow you, what would they be surprised about how you spend your time? shadow you for like a day or a week, yeah. Great question, Sam.

So a few things. I think what allows me, I think they will be a little surprised of how I can change lanes so rapidly. So part of my success and part of my failures around my ADD, so I can go from five different company conversations

with different founders to then figuring out the plumbing problem in my house to the new house that I'm trying to buy, but getting screwed on with the price. I can change lanes and gears very rapidly and be fully engaged. But by the end of it, I'm exhausted, right? My brain shut off and then I have to watch TV to unlock to sort of calm it down.

So one of the things they'll find is how I rapidly able to change change lanes. The second thing is, even though I personally don't operate at a detailed level personally, they'll be surprised how detailed I get with the brands and founders I partner with because I have great recall of information and so they're surprised sometimes the founders think I've forgotten something from like a month ago when I asked somebody,

you can ask Colrez, he's a classic where I'm like, three weeks ago we spoke about this, where are you on this? He's like, how did you remember that? He thought because I forgot to come back, he could ignore me. And so my ability to recall and retain info, because you have to go deep with founders because if you go shallow, you're not helping them out.

It's got to be meaningful stuff that helps impact their business. And the third thing is I'm blessed to be living a great lifestyle. I'm living the American dream, right? I'm an immigrant that came here and did well. But I also am able to do high love, right? So from where I eat, I mean, I'm, you know, the taco stand or where I go, I go and do the grocery shopping. I'm not sending someone.

I'm like, I'm there. I'm picking stuff up. Because I think if you don't live in reality, you then can't operate in reality. You kind of end up in this 1% world, which doesn't help when you're dealing with products that deal with all Americans. I was talking to a buddy of ours who's a brilliant marketer. I probably sold a billion dollars of products online. And I opened up my laptop. And he saw that I had ad blocker on.

And he's like, how could you? He's like, you're a marketer. He's like, you have to study your craft. sit through every ad. He logged it. Another guy logged into his Facebook and he's on Facebook. He's a woman. Like his profile is his, but he told Facebook, I'm a woman because he's like, I want to see what they're marketing to me.

A 40-year-old woman in America. That's the prime target. I need to see who's what's the messaging. And I was like, there's levels to this game of intensity and detail. What do you stink at? Where's your weakness in business? I think sometimes I may have too much belief. You know when you love a product and you're like, you kind of have.

have faith that blinds you a little bit to the, whether it's the founder you think is amazing or whether you love the product and you're not overly focused in the gross margins because, you know, I'm a big field of dreams, guys, build it and they will come. But if you don't build it correctly, I feel the dream won't come. And sometimes when I love something a lot, I end up ignoring some of the red flags. So I think passion is a super important element, but passion of all costs can be dangerous. Let's leave it with this while we're in the business of stealing questions.

Patrick O'Shaughnessy has this great question. He asked the guest at the end of every one of his, that's like the best episodes. He asked the guest, he said, what's the kindest thing anyone's ever done for you in your career? And I'm just curious. What comes to mind when I say that? Like, what's the kindest thing anyone's ever done for you?

Kindest thing anyone's done for me. I should show up to a guy. I was probably two of them. I've been adopted a couple of times. One time was at Coca-Cola when I was about to leave because they gave me a brand called Box, Wood beer, you know that? Like, remember I told you, I have a few mantras. One of my mantras, influence the influence, the one said the other

has become a part of pop culture. The third one is Live the Brand. Well, I can't live box. wood beer. I don't understand it. I grew up in Zambia. I bloody hate wood beer. So I was on Sprite. Someone demoted demoted me. And I ran box. And two guys and I was about to leave and my career would have been toast because I was

going to some travel.com bullshit site that ended up folding. And two guys, a guy called Todd Putman and a guy called Darrell Cobbin kind of heard that were leaving, saved me. He said, we'll give you something different. Don't leave. they put me on power rate, and that changed the trajectory of my career once. And then when I got to vitamin water, I was doing great. I took over all the marketing, but the founder and I kind of had different visions on how to market. And I don't think he liked my approach, but I was what was bringing the heat to the brand.

And I think he wanted to fire me at one point. And so Mike Ripoli, he was the president of the company, changed reporting structure and put me under him so that, because he and I got on gray, he said, bro, look, take ego aside. Either you want to report the CEO and get fired or report to me and I got you because now you're my guy. And so I said, I want money. I don't want ego. So I reported to Mike. And I still ran marketing, but had to found it could have hired me, right? I was an employee at will. That would have also changed the trajectory of my career. So this is only the second podcast that you've done. Is that right? Yeah, correct. Dude, thanks for coming on. Where should people go

find you if they want to follow more or, you know, get more of what you're doing. You know what? It's a really good question and it's a horrible answer. You actually can't go any way yet other than you guys and one of the podcasts. You don't have social media? Subscribe to this podcast if you want to see him again. The last one that was like that was Brian Johnson. He came on and he was just hacking on his own body and his own privacy of his own home. And then he came on this podcast.

And so, you know, maybe you have a Netflix documentary soon. Maybe I can reverse age by 20 years. My wife would love that. We were his first podcast. And, you know, Sean, I don't know if I ever told you this. He called me last year and he was, hey, I just wanted to thank you because you were the first podcast that I ever did. And you guys asked me a lot of really hard questions that I never even thought about.

And so, A, I'm thankful for you for doing that. And B, when I saw the response, I was like, oh, I should do media. Right. And I should go hard. This works. It's crazy. And look what he's done. You guys are the influence.

Remember the one in ten? You are the one in ten, guys. My contrarian belief about Brian Johnson is that Brian Johnson is the greatest marketer alive right now. Possibly. I think he understands social media at a level that I don't know

anybody else does. Jake Paul maybe, but yeah. Yeah, exactly. Well, thanks for coming on. You're awesome. Pleasure. Thanks for taking the time. All right, that's it.

That's the pod. I feel like I can rule the world. I know I could be what I want to. I put my all in. like no days off on a road. Let's travel never look at me. Hey, let's take a quick break. I want to tell you about a podcast

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