My First Million - The Boys React: Tech Layoffs, IG Founder Starts A New Company & More Tech News

Episode Date: February 3, 2023

Episode 415: In a new segment called The Boys React to the News, Shaan Puri (@ShaanVP) and Sam Parr (@TheSamParr) give their two cents on a few relevant business stories. Check it out... ----- Links: ...* Artifact * Do you love MFM and want to see Sam and Shaan's smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. * Want more insights like MFM? Check out Shaan's newsletter. ------ Show Notes: (01:02) - Artifact (05:42) - Tech layoffs (14:25) - Doomsday clock (16:40) - ChatGPT (18:45) - Justin Bieber (23:05) - 1% income earners ----- Past guests on My First Million include Rob Dyrdek, Hasan Minhaj, Balaji Srinivasan, Jake Paul, Dr. Andrew Huberman, Gary Vee, Lance Armstrong, Sophia Amoruso, Ariel Helwani, Ramit Sethi, Stanley Druckenmiller, Peter Diamandis, Dharmesh Shah, Brian Halligan, Marc Lore, Jason Calacanis, Andrew Wilkinson, Julian Shapiro, Kat Cole, Codie Sanchez, Nader Al-Naji, Steph Smith, Trung Phan, Nick Huber, Anthony Pompliano, Ben Askren, Ramon Van Meer, Brianne Kimmel, Andrew Gazdecki, Scott Belsky, Moiz Ali, Dan Held, Elaine Zelby, Michael Saylor, Ryan Begelman, Jack Butcher, Reed Duchscher, Tai Lopez, Harley Finkelstein, Alexa von Tobel, Noah Kagan, Nick Bare, Greg Isenberg, James Altucher, Randy Hetrick and more. ----- Additional episodes you might enjoy: • #224 Rob Dyrdek - How Tracking Every Second of His Life Took Rob Drydek from 0 to $405M in Exits • #209 Gary Vaynerchuk - Why NFTS Are the Future • #178 Balaji Srinivasan - Balaji on How to Fix the Media, Cloud Cities & Crypto * #169 - How One Man Started 5, Billion Dollar Companies, Dan Gilbert's Empire, & Talking With Warren Buffett • ​​​​#218 - Why You Should Take a Think Week Like Bill Gates • Dave Portnoy vs The World, Extreme Body Monitoring, The Future of Apparel Retail, "How Much is Anthony Pompliano Worth?", and More • How Mr Beast Got 100M Views in Less Than 4 Days, The $25M Chrome Extension, and More

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's like, yeah, I took one look at you. It's like, how much longer do you want to live as a New York five? Because you could be in Idaho nine with one plane ticket, baby. And so I feel like every city should have to make their pitch as to why a 20-something-year-old should move there and live there. A 25-year-old. I might create a whole new show around just this, just this pitch. Ben, this is your segment. You own this segment.
Starting point is 00:00:33 You take it away. All right, here we go. We're reviewing the news. We're letting the boys react. By the way, I like the. thing you started doing where you were like, fellas, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think that's kind of like on the first
Starting point is 00:00:45 episode of the news of the boys react, I feel like you kind of nailed the catchy thing. Like, that was pretty natural by you. Good, good move by you. Fellas, there is a new Instagram. The founders of Instagram are back with a new app. It's called artifact. It's being described as TikTok for text.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Fellas, is this the next big thing? Sam, did you see this thing? So the page says, to pull it up. The page doesn't really say what it is. Okay. In the news, they kind of talked a little bit more. So I heard TikTok for text and I was like, okay, what is that? Basically it means two things. Number one, Kevin Sistram, the founder of Instagram was like, when I saw TikTok and how the feed works, where you just open the app,
Starting point is 00:01:27 you're already in, you don't have to follow a bunch of people, you just start swiping and it just learns what you like. He's like, oh, this is the way. Everything should work this way. I can't believe Twitter doesn't work this way. I can't believe why are we still trying to do this like manual follow interesting people thing when I should just the app should just give you what you're interested in through machine learning. So he goes, that's number one. Number two, what they're doing is they're instead of what TikTok did for videos, these guys are trying to do with news actually, not just text, but news. So they're trying to serve you text based news based on your interest. And that's where that's where he lost me.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I don't think people want to read a bunch of news in the same way that they're willing to like swipe through mindless videos for entertainment. And so I think that's where it has this problem that a lot of Silicon Valley ideas have, which is they try to sell you what you should do instead of what you want to do. And it sounds noble and high and mighty. And when they go to dinner parties and they say this is what we're going to do, everybody, you know, pats them on the back. But I think that this is not going to work for news.
Starting point is 00:02:33 I'm out. So here's the thing that I'm wondering. By the way, you like how I went Shark Tank on it and now I'm in or out? That's maybe a new. There might be a new part of this. I'm out. I'm out. All right.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Well, you can't see me. But I'm holding, like, I've been watching Andrew Tate videos because it's just hilarious now that he's in jail. And it's kind of funny. He always holds his hands like in a V when he's sitting down. And that's like how the alpha sits.
Starting point is 00:02:57 So you got to like, if you're going to say you're out, you got to like sit with like your, yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. You got to like sit.
Starting point is 00:03:03 That's how, Yeah, there it is. That's how Alpha's sit, according to Andrew Tate. Let me try that again. And for that reason, I'm out. Yeah, that had a little snap to it. My wrist fell a little something there. Yeah. So here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:03:16 They've been, this guy, Kevin Sistram, killed it, right? You know, this little fella, he created Instagram. Awesome. Been out of the game. That's ring rust, my friend. When you, I've watched it. Absolutely. I've watched enough fighting to know that ring rust is real for a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:03:31 So I wonder, like, is he actually. in touch with what people want. Is he hungry? Is him and his partner? You know, their billionaires flying on planes with Ashton Coucher. Does he actually know what people want? But I don't know about you,
Starting point is 00:03:45 but I study a lot of Japanese. He's like, Ashton, Ashton, I see you got TikTok over. Wouldn't you rather that those were all just news articles? Dude, I love studying like how the Chinese and particularly the Japanese do things.
Starting point is 00:03:59 The Japanese, these news apps in Japan are so popular. It works. wonderfully. Now, what works in Japan, it don't necessarily work here. Two totally different cultures. There's a term for that. I'm not going to pretend to even know what that term is, but it's like basically when things work in Japan and vice versa in America, it doesn't always translate to each of those cultures because they're so different. But it works there. Maybe it could work here. In fact, I think the parent company of Bite Dance, of TikTok Bight Dance, they have another app,
Starting point is 00:04:26 which is basically this. It's an algorithmic news app called, I don't know how you pronounce like Tiao, Tiao. I don't know how you say it's Chow. I don't know what the name of it is, but this is what it does, and it's super, super popular. So maybe? Maybe. Yeah, that's the right answer. Maybe. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:45 It's just, I think it's hard to be a billionaire who's been out of the game and to start something from scratch. I think that. I got to give us a director's note here. So I was watching something somewhere. and basically I was watching first take. I don't know if you ever watch these ESPN shows where it's like two guys doing this.
Starting point is 00:05:08 They react to the news. These shows only work if you disagree. So basically on all of these, by default, you got to take one side and then I got to argue the other, regardless of how I actually feel. So if I'm out, you got to be in. And I think it's a good case to be in to say, yo, this actually already works in China and Japan.
Starting point is 00:05:27 So I'm just saying good content comes from disagreement, not agreement. I was a hard maybe. You were a hard no. That's kind of a disagreement. That's far enough. That's far enough. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:38 All right. What else we got, Ben? All right. Next one. The thing everyone is talking about tech layoffs, more than 150,000 tech workers have already been laid off in the last six months. That includes 12,000 at Google, 18,000 at Amazon, 11,000 at meta, 10,000 at Microsoft. So, fellas, any advice for our fallen comrades?
Starting point is 00:05:58 Comrades. I hate these people use the word comrades. I saw the dude, we are not comrades. These guys made, like, they're trying to do the Soviet Union bullshit. Bro, you made $600,000 a year in cash, plus another $250,000 in stock bonuses, and you had free pizza every single day. We are not comrades. All you can drink oat milk, like, get out of here.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are not comrades. Like, you know, like, you know, comrades don't like eat great upon. We are not that. So I hate when people say comrades. And plus, we're not even comrades. I don't know a person who works at Google. Whenever Sam lacked motivation, he would just go meet a lazy Google engineer and just get their W2 salary out of them.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And then he was like fuel ignited back to the lab. I am. Dude, I remember I went to the Facebook campus once. And I remember I overheard people complain that the line for the, so like Facebook's campus, for those who you haven't gone, it's basically like a, it's like a mall. It's like a mall, but everything's free. I'm not joking. I wrote an article about this, actually. If you look up like Sam Parr Facebook office, they had a vending machine, but instead of candy bars, it was like computers.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Yeah, iPhone charge. You could get like a computer MacBook charger if you just like push, if you push D3, you would just get a huge MacBook charger. Yeah, and it was all free. Incredible. And then they had like a dentist. They had a barber. They had a, dude, I swear to God, they had a woodmaking like a wood shop. Like you can go and like.
Starting point is 00:07:26 There's a van. You could just go and get a hand job if you're a bad. It's not bothering you. It's crazy. Dude, they have everything there. You could go and leave your car and your oil would get changed when you came back from work. I remember seeing all this stuff. And I just thought, I'm like, oh, this is it.
Starting point is 00:07:42 We made it. And then I realized that the tenure at Facebook is like 18 months. And so I was like, oh, okay, this isn't actually all the good. So anyway, long story short, these people ain't comrades. Okay. But what are they going to do? I actually don't know. Like, is 150,000 layoffs?
Starting point is 00:07:57 I'm not well versed enough in like the, like, the. macro economy. What's going to happen to them? I don't know. Do I think they're going to start companies? No, I don't. Some will. Some will. And I think that's good. I think it's good to recite. I think it's good for these companies to trim the fat. They got way too much fat. When I went and when we were getting acquired by Twitch, Twitch had, I think, 2,000 employees at the time. And they made me like go through a round of interviews during the acquisition process, like, you know, meet the team and whatever. And they would ask me questions for 55 minutes and then last five minutes they would say do you have any questions for us and i just said how many employees
Starting point is 00:08:33 does twitch have and then they would say 2000 and then i'd say how many employees do you think twitch should have and um this was my IQ test for them and i was trying to see uh it was actually not even iq test it was an honesty test um who here has the courage to say a number less than 2000 and um only one most were just taken aback by the question because they knew what i was implying uh because that, you know, if they said, if they said more, I just started laughing uncontrollably. If they said 2000 is the right number, I would raise the people's eyebrow and be like, oh, really, you just happen to have the perfect match of resources to needs? Like, isn't that, isn't that fortunate that you guys are just playing it perfectly?
Starting point is 00:09:15 Wow, you guys are amazing leaders. And if they were honest and said, you know, if we wanted to just keep doing what we're doing, we probably only need 250 amazing people. And for us to do some of the new initiatives, new bets, I think maybe another 100 people would be right. I would stand and give them, I would give them a standing ovation in a job interview, which is awkward because they're just sitting down in front of me.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Only one person was honest in that out of the seven that I talked to that day. The rest were liars. And so, so yeah, these companies have had it coming. They need to trim the fat. If you got laid off, it's okay. I'm sure you will bounce back. You've had a very, very cushy situation for a very long time. Hopefully you built up a little safety net for yourself and go do something interesting.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I think this is a healthy recycling and flushing of the system. This is the juice cleanse for Silicon Valley, right? This is the detox cleanse for Silicon Valley. It needs to, it needs, needed to happen. Dude, juice cleanses is the stupidest thing. It's not like, it's not like the juice is like a pipe cleaner. My influencers tell me differently. Dude, I hate when people talk about this.
Starting point is 00:10:24 It's not like you're just like you have like gunk in your veins and like the juice goes through like a pipe cleaner just pulling the gunk cleaning your veins. I always hated that idea of a cleanse. But in this case, yeah, I think that is actually true. Fuck, we're agreeing again. But dude, a lot of these companies are really generous. Like they're giving six months, or six months severance. And if you have been there for a while, you get even more. So I actually think that it, you know, now's a good opportunity to turn.
Starting point is 00:10:54 shit into gold and take, you know, two months to freaking chill, which, sorry, they kind of already were, I bet. But take some time to like actually chill and then get after it. And, you know, there's, I've been thinking about job hunting. I call it job hunting because a lot of people think of like, oh, I'm out. I hope, hopefully I'll find a job. And I'm like, no, no, no, now's the time to job hunt. You know, you make like a list of 10 companies where you're going to work. You find the hiring manager and you hunt them down and you get that job. And you get that job. You know, it's a hunt. It's not like a, you know, I'll just apply to these hundred companies on Indeed and slash their tires. You put your resume inside the tire when they go to find it. That's what they know you wanted
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah. So now's that time. And I always perform best when I have my backing so all. You know, we use that phrase, burn the ships or burn the boats. You know, now is maybe a good time. So hopefully people will find opportunity in it. But let's get one thing straight. We're not comrades. Okay. Give me a break. I hate that stuff. The words comrade. Listen, comrades and solidarity. I never want to hear that word solidarity again. More behind the scenes. Someone else wrote the question,
Starting point is 00:12:05 which they actually wrote any advice for our fallen brothers and sisters. But I like to think it was Sam who was just setting himself up for like, I'm going to set up this question and tear it down. Don't say solidarity. Don't say comrade. If you make over $100,000 a year, you don't get solidarity. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:22 these next one's rapid fire. Okay. Doomsday clock. The doomsday clock got moved to 90 seconds to midnight. This is largely due to fears that the Ukraine war could escalate into a nuclear conflict. Doomsday clock is all these nuclear scientists who just tell us how close the world is to ending. Fellas, are we all going to die?
Starting point is 00:12:39 No. I honestly had never even heard of this doomsday clock. Ben, you're the historian around here. Is this a common, is this something I should have known about? And does this happen all the time? Or how big of a deal is this bad, Ed? And it's not like, by the way, it's not like a, clock, right? It's more like a meter. Is this like Smoky the bear? Like, what's the threat of like a bonfire or a wildfire?
Starting point is 00:13:00 So it is smoky the bear. You know, like there's smoking the bear. It's like a day where like there could be a fire. Clock is a bad thing because clock always hits midnight. It started during the Cold War and there's basically a bunch of nuclear scientists got together and wanted to tell everyone how close the world was to ending. So everyone would take the threat of nuclear war and nuclear disarmament very seriously. The problem with the clock is it started at I think like three minutes to midnight and so like every time something happens they're like oh we're actually really close we're two minutes to midnight and the clock moves back and forth a little bit so so we're at like the 50 yard line basically that's also a dumb analogy why that's a distance because what they were trying to do is like give people this feeling of impending doom right like it's only a matter of time
Starting point is 00:13:52 Russia and the United States a square analogy for you or like you know, what do you do? Like a weightlifting analogy. I want like a like a like a temperature bulb, you know, like the temperature can go up and down. I just think,
Starting point is 00:14:04 look, you want the Smokey the Bear thing. I was thinking about this. Since like humans started existing, if this was like a book, it would be like a thousand pages. And the period that we're in now would be like a paragraph on the thousand page.
Starting point is 00:14:19 And I just think I am not so important. that this one paragraph is going to be more important than the rest of the thousand pages. So I almost always refuse to believe that anything doomsday related is going to happen while I'm here. So no, I'm not worried about this at all. All right. That was a good analogy, by the way. The book thing, you're welcome. That's a free one.
Starting point is 00:14:41 All right. ChatGPT can pass a bunch of tests now. It can pass the U.S. medical licensing exam and it passed a test from the Wharton MBA program, the University of Pennsylvania. are you annoyed that you didn't have the chance to use chat GPT to cheat in high school and or college? Hey, Ben, how come you didn't read the actual headline that's written in the dock? I'm curious. Well, what's wrong with that one?
Starting point is 00:15:06 It says chat GPT is Asian. And it says how good it is at taking these tests. And I got to say, I had my human chat GPT. I was a prolific cheater throughout school, fifth grade reading program. I organized a syndicate. I realized that if I was not going to read 32 books and win, but I had 10 friends and if we each read three books, that we could get to the 30 bookmark and all win.
Starting point is 00:15:30 We would all just take the test for each other. That's what we did. I won. The teacher called my mom, let her know that I had cheated. My mom couldn't have been prouder. The second thing that happened, you know, math test,
Starting point is 00:15:42 they used to give us a TI83 calculator. And my buddy used to be smarter than me and take the test before me. and then he would just type in all of the answers into the T-I-83 calculator under the Y-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Gals sign button, and I used to just simply open that up and fill in the answers and go on my way. So I don't need chat GPT-3.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I was ahead of the curve on this, and, you know, cheeser's going to cheat. Dude, we used to take, you know how you're allowed to have, like, a water bottle in school? We used to take the labels off, like, the Desani bottles,
Starting point is 00:16:12 and write the answers and the cheat sheet on the back of the label and then put the label back on. And that was where, the answers were. And so I don't know, man, that deserves an A just for that. But am I jealous that they have this? Yeah, sure. But I'm not jealous that I'm in school again, nerds. So we win that one. I have a wife. Yeah. By the way, Sean, I didn't read the headline because it only got a B on the test at Wharton. So I'm not sure if it's a nice, nice. I have nothing to do with
Starting point is 00:16:48 this. I have nothing to do with this. All right. Justin Bieber sold his share of his back catalog for $200 million to an investor. Smart move. Yeah, definitely. Why did he do it? You know, has he had income coming in? Like, why? I think somebody said his tour got canceled, but that, I mean, is he really living tour to tour at this point? I don't know. I think I would just assume it's a, it was a good offer and he had to make a decision. He decided, yes. So let's go with that. Dude, Dr. Dre did the same thing. And people are like, why would you do that? And someone said, well, listen to this.
Starting point is 00:17:22 So he recently got divorced. And so he owes his wife, you know, half of what he had. He probably made $500 million off of beats. Half of that went to his wife. And then there was another article that said in the divorce, it was released that they were spending $3 million a month. So on travel, close. So that's $36 million. Neil Patel status.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Yeah, man. Holy moly. So he actually probably needed the money. Is it smart? Yeah, he better go write some hits now, man. He better get dancing. But yeah, you know, look, dude, he sold it. The work that he did from 13 to like 30, he sold for $200 million.
Starting point is 00:17:55 That's pretty dope. And by the way, he sold just his share. Like, he owns only a smallest part, you know, his agent, then the label owns it, then the whoever. There's like four other parties involved in this. So he just sold his share, which means his total back catalog has got to be worth closer to a billion dollars. Good move.
Starting point is 00:18:12 In fact, I'm just going to say this now. if I ever sell something for $200 million and people come to be questioning if this was a good move, you're getting a slap. You're getting a slap from me. And like, do you need an explanation as to why I took this $200 million check? Like, I mean, how dare you? You better have $900 million if you're going to ask me a question like that.
Starting point is 00:18:37 If you ask me that question, I will say, please show me $900 million before I answer this question. Otherwise, you get in a slap. And so, so yeah, I do not question this. Also, Beber makes good decisions. He follows me on Twitter. Does he really? Does he really? Two dots make a line, baby.
Starting point is 00:18:54 That's two data points of Bieber making good decisions. And that's a line. Two dots don't make a line. But just because it rhymes and sounds good, it doesn't mean that it actually works. Any two points can be connected by a line. Two dots make a line. All right. Does he really follow you on Twitter, by the way?
Starting point is 00:19:12 He does. Do you DM them? Did you DM them? I never have been sort of crafting the right message. A couple dozen years now. How many people does he follow? How many other people does he follow? Smooth $2,000.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Oh. There's the line. Does he follow you? Does he follow Ben? Does he follow any of the Ben's on this call? No. Dude, by the way, you made the announcement on one pod that you want a woman to reach out to you because you have a great D to C idea that you want to help from a woman.
Starting point is 00:19:46 I have had like 15 women reach out to me. Half of them think that I'm you because our voice is. We only have four female listeners, so they must have told some friends. Oh, by the way, we're not saying that anymore. Someone had to talk with me. I'm going to bring it up next pod. We're not, we shouldn't say that anymore. And I'm going to explain why.
Starting point is 00:20:01 But for now. That joke is killer. Okay. No, it's not. And I'll explain why later. But listen, I've had about 15 women. And like seven of them, like have a million followers on Instagram. Instagram and like their profiles are such that when I'm scrolling through them and Sarah,
Starting point is 00:20:18 my wife is sitting next to me. She's like, what are you looking at? Because it's like the hottest Instagram models and like bikini models and things like that. So like I don't know what you're getting at, but it probably worked. I don't know what you're trying to do. Yeah. So I had so many people reach out to me. Well, we'll send them to me. Why are they reached out to you? Oh, it's because my Instagram's like private and like locked. Oh, yeah. That's not going to be that's not going to work. Yes. I'm still, there's definitely been some good outreach. I'm talking to two people who I think are the right. How many people?
Starting point is 00:20:51 I don't know. I didn't count. Maybe 20, 25, something like that. I had a lot. Serious people reached out. I had a lot. And yeah, they're trying to reach you or they think that I'm you. It's pretty funny. But anyway, that's that. This data is wrong every freaking time.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Have you heard of HubSpot? HubSpot is a CR. platform where everything is fully integrated. Whoa, I can see the client's whole history. Call, support tickets, emails, and here's a task from three days ago. I totally missed. HubSpot, Grow Better.
Starting point is 00:21:25 I have just one last one last one, which is a new study shows how much money you need to make to be in the top 1% income earner in every state. $850,000 in California, New York. Connecticut is tops, actually, surprisingly, with $930,000. The bottom is West Virginia.
Starting point is 00:21:42 with $370,000 per year to be in the top 1%. This question is specifically for Sam. Sam, what do you have to say to my comrades who are not in the top 1%? Oh, oh. I actually am going to do a big thing about this next episode that shows that you can be in the 1% of New York and make that income and still not be able to retire
Starting point is 00:22:05 because that's how much it costs to live there. Yeah, dude, move to Missouri. I think that's crazy. $800,000 is so much money. It's so much money. So $800,000, by the way, is $456,000 post-tax. And if you assume that you spend $15,000 or $20,000 a month, which is very reasonable, and that means they're saving like $200 grand a year, you've got to make that for 20 years
Starting point is 00:22:28 in order to actually be able to retire, which is even crazier than the $800,000 stat. If you're making that much money in New York, I'm getting a remote job ASAP and moving to, you know, Texas or West Virginia or Florida. I'd rather, if I'm just making a W-2 income, I'd rather live like a king in Florida than live like a plebe in New York and be in the rat race. So get out. That's what I would do. Yeah, people always talk about, you know, the big city and all that stuff, but big fish, small pond. You know, that is a, what do we call it, small pond syndrome?
Starting point is 00:23:03 You want to have small pond syndrome. That is a much better way to live. Now, of course, there's no, there's no end to that. You could go live. you could be at the top 1% in Thailand with probably like, I don't know, 120 grand.
Starting point is 00:23:15 So, so, you know, there's no, there's no end to that, but it definitely just shows how much of a rip off California and New York are. And I think I say this,
Starting point is 00:23:22 you live in New York half the year and I live in California the full year. So, you know, who are we to say? But like Charlottesville, pretty nice, Boise. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Now, this time of year. Yeah, lovely this time of year. The land of Lincoln. It's beautiful. Honestly, like places like California,
Starting point is 00:23:38 you're like, oh, wow, that's a lot. But then you, you scroll down you're like south carolina 500,000 man like idaho 5808,000 really like you got a like why would that be why would that be so high and um they're not they're not bringing enough assets to the table or as you like to say you got to have some attributes at least california's got
Starting point is 00:23:58 the oceans it's got the weather it's got the scenery it's got the celebrity it's got whatever you want Silicon valley Hollywood you got to have some attributes if you're going to be going to be demanding this level of income to be in the top one bro have you have you ever been to Flora Bama in Georgia? You know what that is? Florida. Or sorry, Florida in Alabama. Duh.
Starting point is 00:24:17 You know, so where Alabama and in the Florida line meets, this is where we would go for our, I grew up in Missouri. All Missouri people go to Florida for spring break. You go to Florida. It's the line. It's an MTV show, right? Yeah, it's the Redneck Riviera, my friend. It is the trashiest place on Earth.
Starting point is 00:24:34 It is so fun. You could eat popcorn, shrimp all day for $4. Florida. Alabama is the place to go. You get those Alabama prices while being on the, basically the Florida coast. It's all right. I actually think there should be a pitch competition like Shark Tank.
Starting point is 00:24:50 That's just cities or states. Just doing what you just did. Be like, you ever want to wake up and have shrimp? Because we do that here, right? Like, you're tired of not having shrimp before 10 a.m.? Because that's not a problem in the redneck Riviera. fried popcorn shrimp grouper for dinner it's the best man Florida's the place to be you don't have to own socks
Starting point is 00:25:15 it's the best man no shirt no shoes no problem I'm all about the floor Bama it's like yeah I took one look at you it's like how much longer do you want to live as a New York five because you can be in Idaho nine with one plane ticket baby and so I feel like every city should have to make their pitch as to why a 20 something year old should move there and live there a 25 year old I might create a whole new show around just this, just this pitch. Yeah, man, we need some,
Starting point is 00:25:41 we need Alaska to sponsor this pod. All right, I think that's it, right? That's it.

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