My First Million - We found the weirdest ways to make $1M, $1B, and $5B

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

Episode 716: Sam Parr ( https://x.com/theSamParr ) and Shaan Puri ( https://x.com/ShaanVP ) talk about the 6 weird ways to make millions.  — Show Notes: (0:00) $1M Twerking Class (5:55) Fecal t...ransplants (12:00) A brief history of butts (15:05) $1B BBLs (20:26) $5B hookup app (31:16) $200M bonus: DUDE Wipes (37:19) How many millionaires from the pod? (47:17) Having it all (50:18) Shaan's reading list (53:28) Wisdom extraction — Links: • Want Sam's Top 7 Books as a Founder (& his Reading Strategy)? Get the guide here: https://clickhubspot.com/apw • OpenBiome - https://openbiome.org/  • Grindr - https://www.grindr.com/  • DUDE Wipes - https://dudewipes.com/  • Tushy - https://hellotushy.com/  • Modern Wisdom - https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisWillx  • Save The Cat - https://tinyurl.com/4nwpec6z — Check Out Shaan's Stuff: • Shaan's weekly email - https://www.shaanpuri.com  • Visit https://www.somewhere.com/mfm to hire worldwide talent like Shaan and get $500 off for being an MFM listener. Hire developers, assistants, marketing pros, sales teams and more for 80% less than US equivalents. • Mercury - Need a bank for your company? Go check out Mercury (mercury.com). Shaan uses it for all of his companies! Mercury is a financial technology company, not an FDIC-insured bank. Banking services provided by Choice Financial Group, Column, N.A., and Evolve Bank & Trust, Members FDIC — Check Out Sam's Stuff: • Hampton - https://www.joinhampton.com/ • Ideation Bootcamp - https://www.ideationbootcamp.co/ • Copy That - https://copythat.com • Hampton Wealth Survey - https://joinhampton.com/wealth • Sam’s List - http://samslist.co/ My First Million is a HubSpot Original Podcast // Brought to you by HubSpot Media // Production by Arie Desormeaux // Editing by Ezra Bakker Trupiano

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So today we're talking about a very specific topic that I never thought we would go there. Sam, did you ever think we'd go here? Maybe by episode 2000, but I wasn't sure if it's going to happen this soon. Yeah, it's a little early. Today's episode is about the business of butts and guts. Cue the intro music. I feel like I can rule the world. I know I could be what I want to.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I put my all in it like no days off. On a road, let's travel, never looking back. So, Sam, have you ever seen this story about how honestly, actually, it's not an act of desperation to talk about this? It's actually, this is us flexing on everybody. It's like, dude, we can take anything and we can make it entertaining and about business. I don't know if you've ever seen Larry Bird one year. He was playing against the Atlanta Hawks. And he decided in the second half, he was just too good.
Starting point is 00:00:49 And he's decided to only shoot with his left hand. Yeah, I saw that. For the whole second half. That's this. This is our shoot only with our left hand to try to do a full great business episode on. with the constraint of everything's got to be related to butts and guts. Dude, we actually, we, you know, we've done an episode on Rose Nama Eunice when the UFC fighter when she was doing like her walkout because we thought that was inspiring.
Starting point is 00:01:08 We actually should have done a whole thing on Larry Bird trash talking. It doesn't relate to business, but just his ego I love. Also, one of the greatest nicknames ever. And in fact, if I was white, I would try to steal this. You should try to steal this. The Hick from French Lake is one of the greatest nicknames I've ever heard. It's the best. I love like stories where he walks into like the, the all-star room.
Starting point is 00:01:28 He's like, I'm just looking around to see who's going to get second in a three-point contest. All right. So we're going to do butts and guts. That's a framework. That's something. Our YouTube team was like, hey, you guys, we've analyzed the data. And you guys need to do themed episodes. You know, pick a topic, guys.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Don't just show up and just shoot shit randomly. You got to pick a topic. That gets more views. And so we were like, got it. And I think they meant like three ways to make a million dollars before the age of 25. you know, like YouTube E type of things. And we're like, guys, no worries, we got it. We're going to do a butts and guts episode.
Starting point is 00:02:02 It's going to pop off. It's going to be great. Do you have the first butts and guts story? I have some butts and guts stories. Let me give you. Do you go one and then I'll give you a good one. Okay. I'm going to give you a quick one.
Starting point is 00:02:15 This actually, my wife taught me about this. So a few years ago, maybe seven, eight years ago. It was before kids. My wife is like, I'm like, hey, what are we doing this Saturday? What do you want to do? You want to go for a hike? You want a farmer's market? What should we do?
Starting point is 00:02:30 And she's like, I got to go into the city. I'm taking a class. And I was like, a class in the city. What do you mean? And she was like, kind of being evasive about it. She's like, I don't know. I'll be back later. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:02:39 And her sister comes and picks her up. And I'm like, what's the class? And she's like, it's called the twerk out. And I go home and I Google. And I see that there's this amazing business. I don't know if you remember when twerking kind of really came on the scene. It's like 10 years ago. there was a woman who basically made it her business.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Her name was, I think, called Lex Tworkout. And her name is Lexi. And this woman was touring the country. And she was making millions of dollars touring the country, teaching women in every city how to twerk. And so the class would be full. It was like sold out months in advance. And you would go and there'd be hundreds of women.
Starting point is 00:03:19 And she's like, all right, ladies, put that dump out. And then she's like, and twerk, let me see her. And she's like, get a baseline. The point was, I couldn't believe this. And I started Googling it. And actually, there were several stories of women who jumped on the trend. It's like those businesses that started selling PPE during COVID. When the twerk trend started, there's another story of this woman who was a kindergarten teacher who decided to take up, you know, torque training as a side hustle and ended up making millions of dollars.
Starting point is 00:03:45 And it became a big issue because the parents were like, that's whatever. That's Ms. Henderson. I get out, what is she doing? And I just thought it was amazing that you could. could make millions of dollars literally just teaching women how to twerk. Where are they now? So she initially she was like, this is the next Zumba.
Starting point is 00:04:02 And like she did all these interviews being like, this is the next Zumba. Like Zumba was this kind of like Latin dancing thing that they translated into a fitness class. I'm doing that with twerking. And she started getting all these celebrities to come to her stuff. So like Christina Millian was like a huge fan of it. And then there was like, you know, other famous people that I don't really fully know who they are. And she was approached by investors. It's like, let's blow this up.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Let's take this concept nationwide. No, no, international. And then I think it kind of fizzled out. She's now like an aspiring musician. So she's like a female rapper now. So she made her money during that phase when the getting was good. I don't think it didn't turn into like a nationwide franchise concept like they had hoped. But I don't know if she just got bored and moved on or it fizzled out and the number
Starting point is 00:04:46 started dropping. But at the time, it was like you had to, these tickets were hard to come by. It was like the hottest ticket in town. So did your wife learn how to twerk? The funny thing is, already knew how to twerk. She was just going for a refresher course. You know what I mean? It's just a lifelong learner, a student of the game.
Starting point is 00:05:10 My friend Josh, he had like the most precious Instagram story the other day. He was like my five-year-old wanted to learn how to play piano. We took him to these classes. And he was getting a little nervous. So because at the end of like the six or 12 month class, you had to do a recital. And I said, screw it. I'm going to do it too. So he went and learned how to play piano alongside his kid.
Starting point is 00:05:30 And I see a video of his kid playing twinkle twinkle twinkle little stars at the recital. And then Josh goes up and sits down and plays like the same thing. And I think that that could be a good mother-daughter bond that your kids have, right? They could have a play. A legacy play. This is generational twerking. All right. So that's my, that's my first one. That was just appetizer, by the way.
Starting point is 00:05:54 This is just like, this is like warm up stretching for me here. All right. So that's just, I just kind of got my shoulder loose and gave you that one. Go ahead. Okay, fecal microbiota transplants. You ever heard of that word? Have you heard that term? Those are four words I never heard together.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Yeah, well, it's three. It's three words. But yeah, you haven't heard those three either. I came across this in two ways. The first way was I was listening to a podcast with Shane Smith. Shane Smith was the guy who found advice, and for a little while, about 10 years ago, he was like the big man on campus, big shot. And he told this story about how he had colitis or something like that or Crohn's, some type of gut issue. And he got surgery where they took another person's poop, like a healthy person's poop, and they put it into his gut.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Have you heard of that? No. So it's called, that's what it's called. It's called fecal microbiota transplants. And there's a 90% effective rate. It's poop. or it's not even like the bacteria. It's actual poop goes in.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Well, I don't know where you draw the line. Like, I don't know. Like, is it like a minuscule amount or a tablespoon? I'm not sure. Like, you know, like, how much do you have to like zoom in on the microscope between poop becomes bacteria? But ultimately, it's still like poop. You're putting, fecal.
Starting point is 00:07:07 You're fecal matter. You're putting into someone's gut. And I was talking to this woman recently. And she was telling me that she was working on a startup. And it sounded actually ridiculous that this was a thing. But it was kind of brilliant and it opened up my eyes. And she was working on this startup where they found a handful of people that have amazing microbiomes.
Starting point is 00:07:27 And they were taking their poop and you can actually replicate it in like a petri dish and sell it to people. And so you can get a surgery or get, I don't even know technically if it's a surgery. I don't know if that would be defined as a surgery, but you basically are taking someone's shit and you put it up in their colon. And it changes their microbiome. And it has like a 90% effective rate. And what she was telling me was that their premise is that they are thinking about working in a way where people work with fitness influencers. And so instead of like someone selling a workout plan or an ab plan, you can sell someone else's microbiome.
Starting point is 00:08:05 And let me give you an example. So a few amazing ways that using someone else's poop and getting one of these like fecal transplants is for depression, for Crohn's, for colitis. even anxiety. And some people even think it can help with autism because people who have autism, something is funky going on with their microbiome. And you can actually use this to improve those conditions. However, they were doing a study.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Harvard did a study in 2019. And they have found that elite athletes, specifically endurance athletes, they have something special in their microbiome, so in their gut, that allows them to have slightly better endurance, specifically meaning a, like different lactic threshold. So, like, without getting too nitty-gritty, like, your lactic threshold is, like, how well you deal with lactate, which means how well when your muscles get, like, really tense and really, you go through strenuous activity, how well your body can recycle that acid in order to help you keep going.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Well, anyway, they have found that when they have, when they took certain endurance athletes, microbiome, basically their shit, and put it up into another human being, their endurance is better. Something like 15 or 20% longer, they can, like, let's say, run for a marathon. And this woman's premise was that she can take hypothetically a Lance Armstrong and sell his microbiome. And I thought that was insane and incredibly fascinating. And I went and looked up a lot of the research. I think openbiome.org, it's a nonprofit that's like leading a lot of this stuff. This all seems incredibly legitimate. Not today, but in the next five or ten years.
Starting point is 00:09:39 And I thought it was so weird and so awesome. Would you ever do this? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Dude, I like, sure. For sure. Like, when someone talks about PEDs, performance enhancing drugs, they talk about it like is a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:09:53 And I'm like, I want my performance enhanced. I would love that. Yeah, I inject me with everything. I tried so many things. PEPs, baby, performance enhancing poop. This is pretty wild. So do you know, like, roughly what stages is that? Like, people are doing this.
Starting point is 00:10:07 People do, I think it's a wealthy person thing. I think it's like, like plastic surgery, where it's like a, you have to have money to do it. You have to be like in a certain category to justify this. But no, like people for sure are getting this right now for Crohn's and colitis. Right. Okay. So hold on. So you said I would for sure do this and this is available. So does that mean your appointments booked or what does that mean? Well, soon. What it means is they are doing the, so there's like for example, colitis. That's a colon illness. You have to have a condition to do it. You're saying. Yeah. Like that's like one of the reasons. Now to do it for like anxiety or to make me like run a faster 5K. I think that's a little bit more elective and like, you know, the money is not in that area.
Starting point is 00:10:47 at the moment. But, like, studies are showing that it's incredibly promising. So people are doing it, but it's not like a common thing. That's interesting. Okay, let's move to number three. Before we do, you wanted to take a quick little walk through history here, the history of butts? And it's pretty interesting.
Starting point is 00:11:04 So back in the olden days, it was a highly attractive trait, not for the aesthetic part of it, but because it was like rooted in, oh, if somebody has a strong glute or strong pelvis area. They're going to be able to run. They're going to be able to hunt. They're going to have a very long and healthy life. And so people have studied this. They have a waist to hip ratio.
Starting point is 00:11:25 You know, you know, what waste to hip ratio? Point seven is the ideal. Wait, I think Sir Mixelot wrapped about that, didn't he? Yeah. Was it that? I think 0.7 was one of the lyrics. The ancient philosopher sort of makes a lot. Also pontificated on this.
Starting point is 00:11:38 And actually it was a thing more for men than for women. So the, the appeal of having a nice butt was more important for men because they were the ones who needed to go hunt and gather and all that. But then there's also this statue. I don't know if you've heard, I don't know how you say it, but it's the Venus statue. It literally translates to Venus of the beautiful buttocks. Have you seen this statue before? No, let's see.
Starting point is 00:12:01 It's a Roman statue where this woman was just worshipped for having a great butt. Okay, so I'm zooming in on this statue's butt. I mean, it's fine. Imagine back in the Roman days. this was as good as a kid back then, right? Like, they didn't have
Starting point is 00:12:20 like that Kardashian genetics yet and the surgical enhancement. So this was like, this was it. By the way, the comments on this are so funny on Reddit. Like literally the top comment just said, what am I on?
Starting point is 00:12:32 Stone Hub? It's so good. Dude, this is very, like, this is mediocre, not even in the same category of someone worthy
Starting point is 00:12:43 of having a statue that last 2,000 years to obsess over. But just think about the honor at the time to be immortalized in this way. The average person that had a pancake ass, and if this was considered, like, artworthy. Right. And then there was this era. So this is now the Victorian era. So you might think, oh, that was just a phase.
Starting point is 00:13:03 No, no. It's just translated from one era to the next year. So this little thing back here, this is called the bustle. And the bustle is basically this artificial enhancement to make. to make it look like you have a big butt. And so this was kind of like this, this sort of like Victorian age or whatever. So this,
Starting point is 00:13:22 it sort of lasted then as well. And so this has been the thing for a very long time. And then there was a brief period in the 90s where actually flat butts and more slim women became the thing, the Kate Moss body. Yeah, like the Kate Moss era. Not a fan of that era.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Not my favorite era. Well, luckily the world came to its senses and then with J-Lo first, that Beyonce. I was, I asked AI. I was like, hey, can you explain how this all shifted? And it was like, honestly, J-Lo. J-Lo was a huge influence here.
Starting point is 00:13:51 And, you know, it led to now what's kind of like gone overboard, I would say. And there's a new business. And that business is related here. So, Sam, do you know the number one fastest-growing plastic surgery that there is? I would probably guess. I'm guessing. It's the poopy diaper Kim Kardashian. What's it called a Brazilian butler?
Starting point is 00:14:12 That's right. The Brazilian buttless. butt lift, the BBL. And so this is a cosmetic surgery. You basically transfer fat. It's actually a double win. So you take fat from the belly and you inject it into the butt. And it is the fastest growing cosmetic procedure.
Starting point is 00:14:26 It's growing, it's grown 800% in the last decade. So it is growing very fast. Do you want to see the guy's face who invented this, by the way? Yeah. Yeah. Can I interest you and looking at this dude's mug? All right, here we go. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:14:43 This is the guy. It's a happy man. This guy, Evo. So Evo invented this. And he's actually kind of a legend in the medical profession. In fact, when the Olympics were in Brazil in, I think, 2016, he was one of the guys, like, who's holding the torch for, like, a period of it. Right? Like, you know, they only select, like, eight people to touch the torch.
Starting point is 00:15:02 He was one of them. And so he was the inventor of the procedure. It didn't get as popular, though, until later when they sort of improved it because it was kind of dangerous and it was kind of painful. And they've improved it since. thin, and now nearly a billion dollars a year is spent on BBLs just in America. It is the fastest growing cosmetic surgery. And there's a whole business around it, actually, that's pretty interesting, that people have popped up of recovery from your BBL surgery.
Starting point is 00:15:30 How much is it? I don't even know how much these things cost. How much does that cost? About $12,000 on average. But if you're in Miami and you want the best doc, you're, you know, you're more like $30,000, $40,000 to get a BBL. That doesn't seem crazy at all, right? To get like a huge ass that you have for life.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Like I like, you just called it a diaper butt, dude. Well, but I'm just saying if you want like your body to be altered for, first of all, what are you going to look like when you're an elderly woman? Yeah, I don't know. I don't think they've done a long-term study on this. But no, I think that like I've gotten tattoos that have cost like, you know, a quarter of that. So that seems like a steal. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Yeah, I don't know. I think it's, yeah, it makes sense. It seems like painful and dangerous. So there's like a pretty long recovery. And actually there's like a whole business of recovery centers, recovery pillows. Like check this out. So like there's this whole brand. So like this is like their pillow that you because you need a special pillow to sleep on.
Starting point is 00:16:25 So people have looked at it and said, all right, if there's a billion dollars a year spent on the BBLs, every one of those people is going to need recovery. And they started selling recovery products to them. And I've actually seen this trend happen now with like pretty much every big macro health trend. Right. So like we talked about this with OZEV. Zempe. How when a Zemik, as OZempex trend rise, are started to rise, people created auxiliary products. So there's Shotsi, which is an app that helps you track your usage. That story's wild,
Starting point is 00:16:55 right? That's like a multimillion dollar subscription SaaS business. That's a, an app to help you manage your semi-glutide injections. And there's, there's more too. So there's people who are selling drinks that are like OZEPIC plus. So it's like, oh, you're on OZempec. Take this to manage the like manage your gut health while you're on on this or to um to actually accelerate the benefits of it and so they're piggybacking on the trend and creating you know sort of like these like trend surfing products have you tried it yet by the way is that big no that's shocker man i i still i microdosed it every once in a while just a little bump big a slam of slam of the week right there new segment slam of the week no i just i meant because it's like pretty amazing like
Starting point is 00:17:41 It's an amazing try. If you tell someone, it's shocking you haven't tried of Zempec. You know what that means? You know what that means to a fat person? I'm not alluding to that at all. I'm just saying that everyone had... Dude, I had the funniest thing. So I did this blood test, and I got back this result.
Starting point is 00:17:56 And it was like, oh, dude, your TSA levels really high. Your thyroid levels, high. Really high. You got to, like, work on that. Same. Mine was high, too. And I was like, oh, sweet. I got a thyroid issue.
Starting point is 00:18:06 That explains it. I was like, it's not me. It's not my own like of. discipline and self-control. That's the problem. It's the, I got a thyroid thing. And I was with Ramon at the time. And Ramon was like, dude, everybody wants to have a thyroid issue.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I was like, it's so true. Do you think you'll ever try Osamaic? I don't think so. I don't think I would mostly because I've heard such mixed things about it. Some people swear that it's like one of the greatest inventions of mankind. It has all these other benefits. And it's like, you know, kind of a no-brainer. other people like it's going to kill you and like sort of mess you up for life.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I have no idea where the truth is in the middle. And if you have a way to solve the problem without it, it seems like you should just do that. Right. Like, you know, if you don't need to intervene, shouldn't. And I'd like to prove to myself I could do it without it is kind of where I landed. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm okay taking the shortcut. So, yeah, it's sign me up.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Okay, I think there's a good transition for you to tell me about this research you did. on our next butts and guts business. All right. The big one. The big one you've been researching. The one you've been a big fan of for a while. I have been a big fan of this one for a while. Okay, Sean, zoom in on those guys for me.
Starting point is 00:19:25 These guys are the man. That's who they are. It looks like your banker's banker. You know what I mean? They do. Well, you know, these guys, they got it going on. So the guy in the left is James Fubin-Loo. also known as just James Liu.
Starting point is 00:19:40 James, I think he started Chegg, the textbook company where he got wealthy, and then he worked at Amazon and a couple other companies. But he's like Internet Web 1.0.O.G. So he made a lot of money being early on the Internet, and he just crushed it. And now he runs this thing called Longview Capital. The guy in the right is Raymond Zage. So Raymond Ray runs a hedge fund, and he's also a big shot. He lives in Singapore, so he must be incredibly wealthy
Starting point is 00:20:09 because I'm sure he's there for some type of tax reasons, but he's definitely a billionaire. So those two guys are responsible for one of the best turnarounds in a long time. So those two guys are the largest shareholders in an app called Grindr, an app that is beloved by many, and an app that I had to download for research purposes only, which I need to put that disclosure there because every single financial analyst who I saw talk about this app, they put the exact same thing,
Starting point is 00:20:38 and I found it hilarious that they put like a disclosure in there saying, I only downloaded this for research purposes. But anyway, do you know your buddy James? What's James's last name? James Courier. So James Currier had a partner named Rick Marini. And these two guys created a bunch of apps. They created Tickle, which like got huge. It was like one of the first viral apps of all time. And then they helped create Monster. Was that another one? Or no, branched out. You remember branch out. It got to like 40. It was like LinkedIn built on top of Facebook. Yeah, they created these like viral apps, right? They were kind of like the OG guys of going viral actually. And that's actually where your old partner from the guy who found a Bebo, I believe he worked there. So it's like
Starting point is 00:21:19 this whole like Silicon Valley mafia. The original viral mafia. Yeah. So Rick Marini in 2019. So I hung out with Rick because he spoke at HustleCon. Rick Marini is just like a very corporate looking guy and Rick Marini made this announcement that him and this other guy named Jeff with the backing of Ray and James bought this company called Grindr. And I had heard of Grindr, but it was one of those things when I had heard about it. I was like, oh, I forgot that it was even a thing. And they bought this app for $600 million, I believe. Was it public or was it private? It was private. And interestingly, it was owned by a Chinese company. So it was started by just like a guy, like a gay guy in L.A. who was like trying to solve his own need.
Starting point is 00:22:02 He like wanted to meet dudes and created this app and it just grew organically, but it wasn't like that well run. Very interestingly, a Chinese company bought it, a Chinese company who helped make Clash of Clans. And they were accused. The Chinese company was accused by the U.S. government of blackmailing users.
Starting point is 00:22:19 So, for example, on Grindr, you can say they have like weird features where you can like be a closeted gay guy so you can like not give away your full identity to other users or you can even like say, I do or do not have HIV. And they were accused of blackmailing their users. So basically, the U.S. government accused this Chinese company of using the user's information nefariously. And they said, you've got to sell this thing. And that's where Rick, this guy named Jeff,
Starting point is 00:22:43 and then James Liu and Ray stepped in. And they bought this company for $600 million. And right away, they basically fired everyone. So in one of their like proxy statements, they said they replaced something like 90% of the staff. And they rebuilt this company. And I think when they bought Grindr at the time, it had like two and a half stars on the app store. And these guys stepped in with Rick Marini and Jeff being the guys at the helm. And they turned this thing around. And they turned it around so much that if you Google Grindr stock, it has outperformed every other dating app. And so basically, if you look at Bumble, Bumble has a billion dollars in revenue.
Starting point is 00:23:21 They're not worth nearly as much, I believe, as Grindr. So it's worth $4.6 billion right now. And the stock is up 30% this year, 155% year to date. And over the last five years, 120%. It's been a very steady increase, this app. Like, since they're SPAC. They're actually one of the handful of SPAC kind of like good stories. You know, SPACs got popular when and what, 21?
Starting point is 00:23:47 And like, they all sucked. These guys have absolutely crushed it. And I was reading about their turnaround and what they did. And it's pretty freaking amazing how they've turned this business around to be as successful as it is now. And I thought it was interesting that like when it went public, this dude named James, who's a, I think he studied like literally rocket science from like University of Michigan. And then Ray C, uh, Zage, who runs a hedge fund out of Singapore is the first billionaire of the crew, the first guy who's involved to become a billionaire. Does Rick still run it or no?
Starting point is 00:24:20 No, no, no. I think they're out. I think they like did a proper turnaround and they bounced. And like it's pretty obvious like why it works. Like you know, it's sort of like grind like have you ever played call of duty or James Bond? And like have you ever seen like on the top left there's like a map with like red dots and you just run to that like dot for immediate action? That's like pretty much what Grider is. It's so true. So way back in the day, I think 2012, 2013, we were at when I was at Monkey in Fern, one of the apps we were trying to build was a dating app. And we had this idea.
Starting point is 00:24:50 We were like, I think it was called like, I don't know, it was a horrible name. get out there or something like that. It was basically like a dating app or instead of messaging people, you actually go on dates. That was the premise. This is before Tinder had come out. And the iPhone, there weren't any mobile dating apps really popular because, again, like I said, even Tinder hadn't come out.
Starting point is 00:25:09 There was a couple that were doing okay, but I'm downloading a bunch of them for research. And the most popular mobile dating app at the time was Grindr. So I downloaded Grindr, so, okay, let's see the, you know, I'm here for the, I'm here for research again. I'm here for just find out what is the user experience. and dude I don't know if anybody's ever seen this it is a very stunning user experience
Starting point is 00:25:28 not like any other mobile app you ever downloaded as soon as you load the feed the feed is basically pictures of people's you know private parts and there's not like a profile picture of their face it's just that
Starting point is 00:25:39 and you're looking at that and then you you like you said you click the map mode and it's like oh there's a dude over at Nordstrom's in the dressing room right now is like you know his thing says like green he's open he's ready
Starting point is 00:25:52 and it's like What? It's like point three away, right? Everything was based on a distance away from you where there's a dude who's DTF right now. And I was like, this is the most aggressive thing I have ever seen in my life. I couldn't believe it. Like, no other app works this way. You know this.
Starting point is 00:26:10 You know the stereotype. The gold nine thing is a perfect analogy. This is the only other thing that ever works that way. It's like, imagine the stereotype of like 20 construction workers like cat calling a girl as She walks by and like the woman being into it and cat calling back. Like it's like. Immediately. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Like, uh, so they were talking about in their like in one of their reports, they were basically saying they're analyzing the onboarding time of Hinge and Tinder. And they said it was like 15 minutes and 22 minutes. And they're like with our thing with Grindr, once you sign up within 120 seconds, you can go meet someone. And so like they're optimizing for speed. So like it's really all. I mean it's just a hookup app basically like I was reading.
Starting point is 00:26:51 like a funny article. Have you ever seen those articles where it was like, it costs, you know, $1,800 a month to be a woman. You know, we got to get our hair done. We got to get nails. A guy, a guy did that. He was like, it cost $1,200 to be a gay dude in Manhattan. You got to like do this thing and then this thing. And then you need your $40 a month subscription to grind her. Like, it's like become like a, it costs to doing business to be a gay guy. And like to have this app. Like it's table stakes. And they've dominated the niche. I'm on Rick's LinkedIn right now. So he's a four-time founder. 25 years of operating experience.
Starting point is 00:27:22 The guy's a Harvard Business School graduate, blah, blah, blah. He built tickle.com. They sold her for $100 million. And then it says he's a managing partner of Catoopold Capital. It's a private equity firm that focuses on consumer tech. And then it says in May 2020, they partnered with those guys that you talked about. And they bought Grindr for $600 million. He became the CIO.
Starting point is 00:27:39 They rebuilt the team and every single system and process grew revenue and EBITDA by 80%. Uh, improved the app rating to 4.6 stars, blah, blah, blah. And after two and a half years of hard work, and went public with a market cap of more than $2 billion. So in two and a half years, they turned $600 million into $2.5 billion. It's wild, right? And this is something that interests you, I know in a lot of our guests, which is like buying companies. Like we talked about that a bunch, and I know it intrigues you.
Starting point is 00:28:05 It definitely intrigues me too. But for some reason, you don't hear about this in Silicon Valley a lot. Dude, we got to have Rick on. Rick is kind of a legend. We need to have him on the podcast. Rick is a legend. He's real low key. I've hung out with him only a handful of times.
Starting point is 00:28:18 He's got a lot of like stuff. You know what I mean? Dude, he looks like Patrick Dempsey. He looks like Patrick Dempsey from Gray Anatomy. He's, I was about to say, he looks like McDroby. Is that the guy's name? Yes, his whole name is, yeah. Yes, he looks just like him.
Starting point is 00:28:29 And I'm friends with him on, I'm friends with Rick on Facebook. And he just like recently posted a photo of him and Patrick meeting. And he said, finally we meet. Because everyone says that to him. He looks very much like him. He's cool. This guy's cool. And this, someone was joking.
Starting point is 00:28:45 And they're like, one of the reasons why this stock confuses a lot of people is because financial and bankers and stock analysts, it's all straight dudes. Like, they aren't, like, this isn't like, well, it's not, it's not something that they're, like, potentially using in their life on a daily basis. And so it's kind of, like, been a little bit under the radar. Oh, yeah, dude, Bumble's only 500 million. Right. So, yeah, so. 10 times bigger. It's 10 times bigger because there's a bunch of reasons. One, being, like, gay guys earn, like, twice as much as, uh, uh, straight men, uh, straight men. Dude, all of match group is 7.8 billion.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Grindr alone was 4.5. And they have way less, and they're working with the population that's like 10% of America. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's like everything about this. It's sort of like bumble bees aren't supposed to fly. Yeah, sort of an underdog story. I'm kind of inspired right now. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:29:40 They've killed it. One of my greatest inspirations, Grindr's thought. It's wild, right? That's what I'm saying. You don't hear about these turnarounds at all with like a lot of silicon Valley and internet companies and they've nailed it. Yeah, that's wild. Okay, I have one more.
Starting point is 00:29:54 It's not really a good one to end on, but I'll do it anyways. Well, first of all, I'll do two quick ones. Dude wipes. Oh, my God. Great idea. It's insane, right? You're going to say, you're going to say this. You need to say the stat.
Starting point is 00:30:11 So here's an example of, so one time we had this guy messaging Sean and I, and he had a company called hostage, hostage tape. And it was where you put tape on your mouth and you go to bed at night and it's supposed to make you like breathe better or sleep better, whatever. And I think, Sean,
Starting point is 00:30:26 I think you and I had said, you know, he messaged me a ton of times. He both said, you're an idiot, you're an idiot. And then he texted us like updates and it was like eventually scaled to like 20 million in revenue in like two years. And it was like, the initial gut reaction
Starting point is 00:30:38 we had was like, wow, uh, this guy is so stupid. And then he like, text us, he's like, hit a million in revenue. And it was like, oh my God. People are so stupid. And then it hits the 20, in revenue and you and I go, we are so stupid.
Starting point is 00:30:52 That is exactly how I have felt when I saw the dude wipes number, their revenue number. Can you say what it is? So, 2024, they did $220 million in revenue. Insane. Insane. Who would have thought? And look at this. Actually, I got to show you this.
Starting point is 00:31:08 This is hilarious. As you're saying this, so there's a, I'm on an article. And this is, this must have been made by the team itself. but it's literally a chart of their growth. So check this out. It says, dude wipes, now over 200 million.
Starting point is 00:31:24 And there's a slide. It says 20, 20, 40 million. It says, there's a call out. When the experts said our growth was done. It might as well just said,
Starting point is 00:31:32 when Sam Parr said, this is stupid. No, I even, yeah, I mean, I would have said it was stupid the whole time.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Yeah. Pretty amazing, right? Back when we started the podcast, I don't know if they sent you, they sent me a giant package of dude wipes. That has last, it's now 2025.
Starting point is 00:31:46 We started this podcast like in, 2020 or 2019 or something like that. It's been like five or six years. I'm still living off those like a prepper, you know, rationing out dude wipes. These things have, they've sent so many. It's lasted for so long. And so everyone knows, it's just a,
Starting point is 00:32:01 it's what you wipe with and it's wet. It's like a baby wipe, right? Yeah, it's like a wet wipe. I don't actually know. I don't know. Maybe that's why they've lasted so long. I don't really use them. I actually use them only on my baby. But it's flushable, right? I think that's the key difference is that a normal, a normal wet wipe is not flushable.
Starting point is 00:32:17 You're not, you're not supposed to, it'll mess up your toilet. I think dude wipes you can. It's basically like an alternative to the bidet, right? You don't need a bidet if you use this, I think is the idea. Oh, man, this is a great story idea. We definitely should have focused on this one. I cannot believe how they grew so fast. Where did they, did they go through retail or online?
Starting point is 00:32:36 I mean, I think these things become an everything story. I don't know their exact story. I just know they did a lot of like guerrilla marketing. They're sort of like manscaped in that they, they use the disadvantage of their brand being kind of, kind of seen as a joke as an advantage to be able to do sort of like shocking or, you know, like interesting marketing in order to like, you know, basically like bro marketing, right? It's like, how do you do pro marketing to grow?
Starting point is 00:32:59 Like liquid death did this, Manscape did this. And I think these guys are another one. Dollar Shave Club was another one that did this. So pretty impressive. So they're impressive. Tushy, which is the actual bidet company, is like also a nine figure, you know, over $100 million a year business. It's basically like an attachment.
Starting point is 00:33:15 You can turn any toilet into sort of. of like the Japanese kind of like fancy toilets by attaching this thing. So Tushy is one. But there's also another interesting one. This is less fun to talk about. But I guess like I found it pretty interesting. Can you go to gastro-maryland.com? My buddy Diego and his wife used to work at this place.
Starting point is 00:33:34 And he was like, too, these like, it's like a clinic that's just for doing like colonoscopies and gut cleanses, colon cleanses, this sort of thing. And it's kind of like a standalone. own practice that's just focused on colon health. And he's like, dude, they're booked up. Like, you know, they booked out like, you know, months in advance. And he's like, I think, and we were talking about, we're like, this is actually like a really good, like, franchise concept.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Because everywhere you see locations of these is one in San Francisco, not the same brand, but I looked up one in San Francisco also like very popular. And I just thought, oh, wow, this is interesting. In the same way that these like med spas have become a big deal. and med spas have become a big business, which is like these kind of like places you go for all these different aesthetic procedures. I think you're going to have the same thing.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I think you're going to have basically gut spas. And I think more and more people are going to go here and they're going to look for help with all their, you know, GI issues and their digestion issues and their health. That's wild. And are you, you're a year older than me. Have you gotten your first colonoscopy? Have you done any of that yet?
Starting point is 00:34:41 No, am I supposed to? What age do you get that? I don't know. I haven't done it yet either. I think we're 40, so we're a few years away. We have a few years. Not looking forward to it. You want to do it together?
Starting point is 00:34:51 Should we look at a date? Do you guys allow doubles? There's like a couple's colonoscopy that we could do? Like a put us out like testing. Like all the, this is really fascinating. There's another one that's in this. So I was like, oh, this is like interesting. As a franchise or there's a private equity play.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Of course, too late. Their private equity guys are always on top of these trends. So if you look up this company, exact sciences, they do something called the Cologarkey. tests and they just crush it. And so they do colon cancer screening. They have like a non-invasive way to do the test. 2.76 billion in revenue last year from this, this private equity back play. Have you seen the guy in Instagram that just asked like, he's like the most challenging person to talk to you at a party? He's like, oh, that's nice. Are you guys PE backed? I've worked at a PE
Starting point is 00:35:37 firm. No, but that's hilarious. You just everything is, are you P.E. backed? Oh, yeah, just because I'm a partner at a P.E. firm. Who owns you? This is insane. So this is billions of dollars in sales. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:35:56 This is wild. I mean, just in this episode, we've basically talked about like $10 billion worth of guts and butts businesses, which just really shows, like, you can, if you can't figure out a way to make it, it's on you. opportunity is literally everywhere. There's products like dude wipes and stuff that seems like jokes. There's things like BBL cushions for after BBL surgeries, right? Like where you just had to spot a growing trend and say, okay, what, what's the next product
Starting point is 00:36:22 that they would need, right? The Warren Buffett question. Then what? What happens after the BBL? You know, that was a question that you could have asked. You know, the grinder turnaround, these guys who made this huge play. Isn't it like, doesn't it kind of blow your mind when you realize like, oh man, there is like an infinite set of possibilities that I could go into if I wanted to, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:43 build a successful business. There's really like no excuse. My in-laws live in this really nice building in New York City and they're really successful. You know, my mother-in-law is a Haitian immigrant. My father-in-law is a high school dropout who started a moving company that boomed and it killed it and allowed him to acquire this really fancy apartment. And I'm sitting in their lobby and I'm like, how many units are in this apartment? And he's like, 200.
Starting point is 00:37:07 And then I'm like, well, there's like $10. and buildings like around here like i don't you know so many so many buildings and i it's just amazing i'll be in the lobby and i'll just start having conversations with random people and every person you're talking to you're like well you must have had many millions of dollars to buy this apartment meaning you're you're you're very successful and you hear about what they're doing for work and there's just a million ways to make a living and there's so many of them i remember thinking like well my in-laws they're they're they're the american dream the success story but everyone around me is one in the And it's just absolutely astounding to hear like all these stories of these people who just kill it in the most random ways that you never would have guessed it.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Yeah. Yeah. It's like those, you know, those like TikTok channels where it's like, hey, man, I just want to ask you, what do you do for a living as they get into like a nice car? And it's like really, really shallow. But the general idea of actually what that person is doing is correct, which is you could basically go reverse engineer what people do. You can ask them, people are generally pretty open about what they do, you know, how they made it. Generally, they had help along the way. and they're willing to help somebody else who wants to be helped.
Starting point is 00:38:11 And, you know, success leaves clues. You can actually go and start to see patterns or see opportunities and say, oh, okay, you know, just like the way I saw that after the OZEPIC trend, people built these like, you know, auxiliary side businesses. Now I see the same thing on the BBL side, right? Like then when the next procedure, the next health trend or, you know, health and wellness trend happens, you could do the same thing, right? Because you've seen it two or three times before, so you're ready to act when that moment
Starting point is 00:38:35 arises. And that's kind of what I hope that, like, you know, if people listen to this podcast, just listen for the laughs, I'm flattered. But if they listen and sort of start to see the trends and start to see like, you know, dots that can actually actually actually go and do the things. Like, you know, be that listener. That's probably only one out of a thousand that actually, I mean, like, what do you think actually? How many, if a thousand people listen to podcasts, how many do you think go from not having
Starting point is 00:38:57 their first million to making their first million during their like 10 year listen to this podcast? Well, we've had dozens or maybe even hundreds of people messaging us, say us, we inspired them to do X, Y, and C. Sometimes I think a large percentage of. them were already doing something amazing and they're just using that as an excuse to like, but I would say that I would say there's at least 50 people of the, I don't know how many people have listened, tens of millions, millions. I think there's got to be at least 100 people that have made a million dollars from what
Starting point is 00:39:23 they've learned from this podcast. What do you think? 50 to 100 at least. I mean, that number is shockingly low, right? Let's just say on just the full episodes, I think we did somewhere between 25 million, roughly 25 million views and downloads last year, maybe 30 billion. I don't know how many Obviously there's a bunch of repeats
Starting point is 00:39:40 So let's just even take the low end Let's just pretend For just math that it was just a million people It was a million individual humans who listened Take out to people who were already successful Maybe that's the top 10% That were already very successful So now you have 900,000 people left
Starting point is 00:39:57 Of those 900,000 How many do you think actually end up making it? Achieving what they wanted to achieve Okay I have 900,000 achieving, like, for example, being worth $50,000, and now they're worth $1 million. Yeah, get to a couple million bucks, life-changing money. So from nothing to $2 million in the course of four years, I think the threshold, probably two or $300, maybe? What do you think?
Starting point is 00:40:25 Is that too low? Yeah, I think it's a little low. I would say maybe a thousand, but maybe a couple thousand, but you're right, a lot of them would have got there anyways. We're just a little bit of wind in their sales. we're not like the tide, you know, that's actually like pulling them there. So I think it's higher, but I think it's because the type of person who would listen to this probably was already going to be, they're probably seeking knowledge and inspiration and trying to make shit happen. And so they were going to make it happen either way.
Starting point is 00:40:50 So it's got to be high. I think it's actually probably a much higher number. There's sometimes there's people who message me and they will, like, I don't know if they're saying this just to like win favor, but they'll be like, you guys inspired me to do this and that. And they have made more money than I have off this podcast. And I'm like, shit. I should have just done that. But there's been like two or three or four examples.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Have you ever had one of those? Yeah. Well, dude, the other day, there's a guy who listens to the podcast. He's probably worth, I don't know, 50 to 100 million bucks. And I find out his new startup is an idea I said on the podcast not long ago. And I was like, dude, let me invest. And he's like, I don't know. I was like, I gave you the idea.
Starting point is 00:41:34 That idea is my idea. idea, actually. I should be letting you run this company. I know that there, so for example, Mixergy, Andrew Warner, buddy of mine, I attribute a lot of my success to, he used to interview people, and I learned about newsletters via Mixergy and Andrew Warner. And there was like eight interviews that he did on that topic that I literally used to like plan the business model. And so I have done that with other people for sure. Of course. I did it with Mixergy. And I, you know what I do it with now is founders, David Senra's podcast founders. I use that like a crazy amount for inspiration and also education. Who do you listen to now actually? I don't listen to founders regularly. Like once
Starting point is 00:42:18 a while, I'll put it on. I like what he does, but I don't play that game. James Curry had this great phrase. He goes, some people are, you know, you got to decide what game you're playing. And I forgot the couple of options he said. But one of them was like the, you know, the great life. It's like you're trying to build a great life for yourself and the other is the global global greatness game. And it's like you're actually trying to compete at like a sort of global level to do things that impact the world. And he called it global greatness. And that's like what Elon and that's what the people on founders played. Whereas I'm actually playing the great life game. It's like how do I create a great life for myself and my family? Like that that's the number one objective,
Starting point is 00:42:54 not proving myself or you know, like becoming this like extreme outlier of success just objectively, only in the career space. So who do you listen to to help fuel that? Because even like, I've always wondered like, you know, there's a lot of people who look up to us and then I grew up and I still look up to like way more people who are way above us. And I've always wondered, I wonder what they listen to or where they get this motivation from because even like the biggest of big shots have some type of like ra,
Starting point is 00:43:25 listen. Yeah. So I think everybody does. It's a lot harder to find somebody in the great life bucket because usually part of the great life bucket is you're not going around and you're not you're not as famous and you're not because because it's not that famous to be like yeah and he's a great dad he actually like you know every day at four takes some time goes to plays you know tennis I put jessie is ixler in there though jessie is it's content that's exactly what i was going to say so but it's not from
Starting point is 00:43:49 his content because his content really is more about like kind of how to make it in life but i can't hang out with them all the time so you know i got to like but you don't have to hang out all the time like so for for example me and ben we made a list we said who are the five people that we think we kind of really respect, we admire, we love to hang with them, and we want our world to look a little bit like to be inspired by their world that they've created for themselves. Jesse was one of those guys and I said, let's make an excuse to go hang out with him. So, hey, let's just wake up and do whatever you were going to do. Let's hang out. Let's talk. I want to meet your kids. Like, you know, that sort of thing. And he did. And Jesse was like, cool. Yeah, anytime. And Ben did.
Starting point is 00:44:25 And then he kind of like shared his impression of, and he was like, yeah. And we pick up a lot from that. You pick up a lot from going to someone's house. So what did you pick up? up. A ton of energy. So, like, a huge part of it is how much energy the guy has. And, like, what do you want out of life? So it's not just the things you achieve. It's like the type of person you are and what it's like to be around you.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Jesse is that person, super high energy. Laughs a ton. Like, very funny guy and always, like, you know, doesn't take himself or life too seriously. He's got his hands at a lot of pots, but in an interesting way. So, for example, he has this one business. Because I have this tension all the time. I have more business ideas than I have time. So, like, how does somebody like Jesse do this?
Starting point is 00:45:04 And I really like that his career was really varied. So he, you know, he had his jingle company. He was like a rapper for a while. Then he did Zico Coconut Water. Then he did his private jets startup. That was like his big intense one. Was it linear like this, then that, then this, or is it blended? Love your pronunciation of that.
Starting point is 00:45:21 It was linear. It's like saying like finance. Yeah, like Bob Lanier. Okay. It was linear. So, yeah, he did him one at a time, not all in parallel. And then over time now, like, you know, he's got. more things in parallel.
Starting point is 00:45:32 So he's got his calendar business, his speaking business. He's got his 20, what is it, 20, 29 or something? 2.09. 0.29? Yeah. So that's like his, kind of like his fun races where it's like people get to run or they get to do the equivalent of hiking Everest. But you don't have to go to Mount Everest to do it.
Starting point is 00:45:48 You could do it in all these different cities all around the country. And so we looked at that. We were like, okay, so what is he actually doing there? You sort of reverse engineer. He's like, dude, he's like, I take the things that I already want to do for free, right? Like my passions, like, his one of his passions. is like out being outdoors running, doing these races. He does that anyways for free.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Use his business savvy to wrap a really interesting brand around it. So instead of just being like, it's just another race, naming it the height of Everest and letting anybody have that sort of bucket list, the semi bucket list item of hiking Everest, like that little branding thing, that positioning was genius. And with that, he had the way he started that business, I guess it was like his buddy who was like, oh, I really want to do a business with you. And he goes, all right, we'll do a business, but here's the rules. I'll help you with it.
Starting point is 00:46:31 but the operations of this business, I want to work one day a year and I need to make a million dollars. So that's the constraint. We're going to work backwards about a business that has to satisfy that constraint. And I don't know if literally it's one day a year and it's a million dollars. I don't know if that's the literal definition for Jesse's involvement or his like level of how much he has to work on the business. But even just hearing how we approach is that change the way I'm approaching some of my businesses because I have also people who want to do things with me. And I have a bunch of ideas that I used to think it's all or nothing. It's like, no, there's some other ways to do this.
Starting point is 00:47:05 You know, like Zico, the coconut water brand, he was not the operator. There were other operators. He was just a certain type of energy and hustle that opened certain doors that changed the trajectory of that business. And so I have a business right now that's like that. I have operators that run it. And I just did a certain set of activities, these door opening activities that changes the trajectory of that business.
Starting point is 00:47:23 So I'm trying to learn from him how you have it all. How do you have the, he's got, you know, he's got four kids, I think. and he's very involved as a dad. He has his own fitness thing. He's got the good marriage. He's got the fun life. He does these adventures with his friends. And he has the businesses.
Starting point is 00:47:36 And he does interesting investments. It's like, okay, I want to go hang out with him, download his blueprint. And I can't get that out of a YouTube video or a podcast right now the way, what I can with him. That was such a long answer and it was so good. I want to keep asking. I'm sorry and you're welcome.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I ask you what podcasts you listen to. You could have said like, You know, like how stuff works or like cereal. But there is no podcast for that. In fact, I would hope that this is the podcast that's closest to that, right? Because it's the thing I'm trying to achieve. So if I'm just talking about stuff that's relevant to me along the way, the great life, you know, by your own definition, then this should be it. But like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Where would I go? Who has a podcast like that? I don't know. You know, like, I don't watch a lot of modern wisdom, but I watch clips from modern wisdom. What's that? Chris Williamson's podcast. Because I think he pulls wisdom out of people. and I think wisdom is what's lacking not knowledge for me.
Starting point is 00:48:31 And so, like, I'm trying to avoid knowledge-based things and look for wisdom on how to live, like, a life well-lived. And so actually, the real answer your question is it's not podcast. I read a lot of books now. And I really wasn't reading books at all, like, two years ago. Dude, two years ago, I distinctly remember us doing a podcast, and I asked you, you were telling me about this book that you read, and I asked you a question about it.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You're like, well, I don't know. I'm actually only 10 pages into it. You did a whole spiel on this podcast or on this book and how amazing it was. And I was 10 pages in. Correct. It's a great book. And so now you read books? Now I read books.
Starting point is 00:49:13 That's great. So puts them respect on my name. And I've noticed what you tweet is what you're interested in. And I noticed that you have been saying you want to spend time with dead people and dogs or something like that. And then you also tweeted, you said, why do you why do people like history like you couldn't it was like something where you're like you read something historical and you're like wait I kind of like this but do I like this why do I like this like what are we doing and then someone like had a great answer that you put it in your newsletter you
Starting point is 00:49:41 said it's knowledge wrapped around a story or something like that and it just I was like oh finally Sean is clearly like starting to read historical stuff right is that right whatever you're doing I tend to do about seven years later so so I'm to probably get a fecal transplant or whatever in seven years. I should just book that in now. Wait, are you reading history now? I'm reading anything that's interesting. We still like right now, one of the books I'm reading is the Warren Buffett biography, but that's for a specific reason. Which one? Snowball or the other one?
Starting point is 00:50:12 I'm reading Snowball right now. So it's good. It's really long. It's a thousand pages. In order to read a thousand pages, you got to like really love the person. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. That's like three months. That's cool. I'm happy you're reading now. I'm happy you like books. Can we tell you some other books I'm reading? Yeah, I would love that. I'll give you one more. That's good.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Let's see. Have you ever read Seneca's letters? I think it's called like 50 letters of a Roman Stoic? That's pretty good. I like that. So you're reading Stoicism. That's pretty cool. So meditations and Marcus Aurelius and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:50:43 No, just the book I mentioned. That's just the one. It's right now. I read this book called Kill the Cat. And it's about how to write a screenplay. And I found that pretty fascinating of like how people write movies. Have you ever read five? Disfunctions of a Team?
Starting point is 00:50:58 Yeah, by Patrick Leone, Patrick L? Yeah. I think that's kind of an underrated book. It's pretty good. And I was like, dude, this book really describes an experience that I've had in like, you know, in corporate life and sort of management life. And like, I think Charlie Munger, he stole this idea. Charlie Munger gave a famous speech that he stole from someone else, which is like,
Starting point is 00:51:18 I don't know how to live a happy life necessarily, but I'm going to tell you how to live an unhappy life. Right. Step one, have envy. And like, he like, explains like all these like attributes you should have to be unhappy and just avoid that. And that's what that book is cool. He tells a story about the five teams that you know every, uh, or five things that losing teams have. It's pretty good. Yeah, exactly. Anyways, yeah, I'm reading books now. That inspires me to reread that book. So I don't remember the
Starting point is 00:51:43 five disfunctions. Especially you're operating a company now. I think it's like very useful when you're operating a company because you'll be like, oh, yep, we're doing that. Oh, yeah, I did that. So what I do right now is whenever I read a book, I go and I download it and I convert it from a Kindle to, text, so a text file, and then I upload it to chat chibb-t, and I can reference it. And so I'll, like, for example, with this five disfunctions of a team, I'll type out, like, an interaction I had with my company, or I will screenshot an email interaction that I've had and be like, what would Patrick say about this? Can I show you something amazing? Yeah. So I told you that I was like, did I convince Diego who, my buddy Diego, who to live there, we hired on my team. I'm convinced
Starting point is 00:52:23 to move out here. And I didn't know what would come of it, but I just knew working in person's could obviously be more fun. And I don't want to have like, I'm not trying to have like an office. Like I still work from home, but he like comes over and we don't have a big team. It's our team is very small. Me, Diego, Ben and my assistant. And so how do we actually like work? This is something amazing he started doing.
Starting point is 00:52:41 So he just drops off like once a week, these binders. So it just says scratch the itch. And in this, he just pulls a bunch of like super interesting either blogs or articles that he knows that I'm going to like that maybe we even have a channel where we put stuff like, oh, I'm going to read this later, but he prints it out for me. He marks it up. And so I'm going through, it's basically like our own book club, but for blog posts. And so it'll be like, oh, it's, you know, an annual letter from 1999 Bezos when the market crashed, or 2000, when the market crashed. And then it'll be like, here's like it actually like a really interesting,
Starting point is 00:53:18 very interestingly explained, technical explainer, but not too technical about how like chat GPT actually works. And so I have these, which are not books, but it's just amazing brain food to have. Two years ago, I almost launched a business that would sell that. What I thought about doing was instead of doing a newsletter, like in your email, I thought about doing a physical newsletter. And it was literally going to be a binder and things that I read and my notes on them and why they interested me. And I think that that tactile experience of doing what you're doing right now is wonderful. It's a total game changer.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Plus, it's curate. I mean, this is lucky, right? Like he curates it. He marks them up for me. He organizes it. He delivers them to me. Like, you know, like, this is, like, my version of luxury. Like, what's a Gucci bag to me?
Starting point is 00:54:03 This is a Gucci bag. Right, like, you know, right up my alley. Thank you so much. I can't even believe you. He does that once a week. He does it just like at random. There's not even like a schedule. Like, roughly once a week or every two weeks.
Starting point is 00:54:13 He'll drop one of these off. That's amazing. That's actually pretty cool. Hold it up. I actually like how he, like, makes it look. Scratch the it. And what does he say at the bottom? Then it says, this is the Charlie Munger quota.
Starting point is 00:54:25 He says, go to bed smarter than when you woke up at the bottom. And then, uh, that's amazing. It's amazing, right? And the bright colors, he makes it look like an eighth grade, like, an eighth grade, like binder. That's awesome. You want to see something else he's doing? Hold on a second. Show you this too.
Starting point is 00:54:38 So you might see just like this box of little truffles, little chocolate truffles here. So we call like, uh, we were trying to just, we were trying to describe what we like to do? It's like, what do you really do? What are you really good at? It's like, what's the common thread across all the, shit you do. And one thing we were like, somebody had this analogy of a truffle pig. They're like, you're like a truffle pig. You're like this.
Starting point is 00:54:59 You go and you just sniff out these little like truffles. These little like truffles. These like high value like things. And so he delivered this. I thought it was chocolate. But actually it's this little thing. You unwrap it. And inside he's printed out like a, just like a golden
Starting point is 00:55:15 nugget. Is Diego your co-worker or does he run the daycare? Dude, he's my arts and crafts. Diego. We're big into like as the world goes AI, we're just super like tactile everything. It's like, no, no, no, we're going to do everything like very analog. We're either going to be extremely AI in digital or extremely analog. And ideally, we take the things from the digital, but we pull them out and make them analog.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Like if you could see on my wall right now, we have like things that are printed out that are like, of this month's kind of like different things that we're learning and we're diving into, what are the biggest, you know, what are the biggest things we want to not just read it, nod and say, oh, yeah, like, okay, that's, gee, that's. that's cool and move on. In fact, could I just tell you this real quick? That's the number one takeaway I have so far from the Buffett biography is that when he was eight or nine years old, he read the book How to Win Friends and Influence People. And he knew he was like socially pretty awkward, right? The guy's like buying stocks at age seven. He bought a farm when he was 14 years old.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Like he wasn't a normal kid. And so he wanted to be better socially. He didn't know how. He reads this book. And there's this line in the book, which basically says, unlike most people who would read this book, nod along and say, gee, that makes sense. And then put the book away and then forget about it. Like, never do anything. Warren made it like his, like, religion to study this book. So he would read the book. He would go immediately try to apply the principles.
Starting point is 00:56:34 He would regularly come back and reread the same sections again because it was like really important to him to actually like get the wisdom out of the book and not just the information. He even taught a class on it. Exactly. And I thought if there's one predictor of success, it would be that. And I think if there was one superpower to have over. the batch of other smart people who are also listening to podcasts, also reading books, also on
Starting point is 00:56:57 Twitter, et cetera. It's, I think most people do exactly what he said. Most people just read something. They nod. They say, yeah, that makes sense. And then they just move on with their life. They don't actually like internalize it or do anything with the thing that made sense. And or if something's like kind of obviously true, they're like, yeah, I get that. I know that. Versus like, yeah, you know that, but do you do that? No, you don't. So you don't actually know it. And I find that that one trade about Buffett is so important. And that's, that's, That's like one thing I'm trying to do is, whether I'm reading or learning anything, is like, can I develop the skill of noticing the big idea and then not just moving past it? Like taking that big idea and being like, I'm going to work on this idea until it's like playing a piano piece.
Starting point is 00:57:37 It's like until I could play this, you know, fluidly from memory, then I actually know the song. And there's not, they didn't act on everything, but they did a good job of final. They had like a like a bank of stuff. They had like their spank bank for for investing. And so basically like there's a story about how Munger had a Beren's subscription. And this guy who worked from Munger was like, yeah, he read this freaking newspaper every week for 15 years. And he told me that he got an idea from it. He goes, this is the one idea I've ever gotten from Barents.
Starting point is 00:58:10 He goes, I've been reading this constantly looking for this one idea. And I just found it and it took me 15 years. They did a really good job. Am I not supposed to call, can we not say ID Spank Bank? No, that's beautiful. I loved it. I saw Ari roller eyes. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:58:26 If I just said a bank of ideas, everyone's got to be a thing in that. Dude, did you watch the actual second Monash episode that I did? Yeah. In it, he pulls out the Moody's manual. He's like, when people say Buffett read this, this is the thing he was reading. He showed me. It's like size four font. It's, and he reads page by page.
Starting point is 00:58:42 It's like not even a, it's not a book. It's not something you were supposed to read page by page. And he did. And he was showing. Then he's like, oh, then he read the Japan company handbook. It's like the version of Moody's for Japan because he wanted to look for companies in Japan. And then the bet that he made was insane. So he reads that Japanese book.
Starting point is 00:58:59 And he notices, he's like, huh. So there's these exchanges in Japan, like the stock market exchanges. And they basically have a monopoly. Like nobody really builds new stock markets and you can't really get a new stock market off the ground. And he's like, there are these incredible businesses that are kind of undervalued. And then he went and he borrowed like $5 billion. in Japanese yen and bought all of the exchanges. I bought like a chunk of all the exchanges
Starting point is 00:59:23 at like a zero percent interest rate. It's just like this unbelievable asymmetric upside trade that has just paid off in spades. And I feel like people don't even talk about that. Like if you talk about Buffett's bets, it's all just like, Geico, Coca-Cola, sees candy. Like that Japanese trade is unbelievable. Maybe I should read Snowballs.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Well, I've read the shorter one. I don't even think that's in Snowball because I was more recent. But I should read Snowball, and we could have a book club talk about it. He interests me. He doesn't even interest me always. Like, I don't want to trade stocks, but I just love his. I think that, I think that just how you describe Jesse, that's not quite how I would describe Warren because he was, his personal life was a little wacky.
Starting point is 01:00:05 But there are so many, like, philosophical things that you can learn from him. Totally. Totally. By the way, last night, I, or I was watching UFC on Saturday night at, like, on the East Coast, it's like freaking midnight. and I opened up my living room door to let like some air come in because it was kind of hot or whatever. I just wanted like fresh air to watch UFC, you know, as one does. And I was sitting there and I saw, I thought I saw a moth like flying around. I'm like, damn, get that moth out of here.
Starting point is 01:00:35 And I kind of like swatted it. And then I saw it again. I didn't really pay attention. And then it took me about 45 minutes. And I was like, oh my God, there's a bat flying over my head in my living room right now. and I jumped up and I flipped out because that's a weird phobia like bats just are one of the scariest things to me
Starting point is 01:00:52 and I run out of the room and I wake up my wife I go Sarah that's a freaking bat in the room I have no idea what to do and I put like a hoodie on and like all these gloves and I run in there and I open up the door again to see if I can like get this bat to go outside
Starting point is 01:01:06 and the next day I had to go get a rabies shot so last night I was in the ER getting a freaking rabies shot me my wife and my little girl had to get it And it's insane. But it didn't even touch you, right? Why did you have to get the rabies shot? Rabies has a 100% fatal rate.
Starting point is 01:01:22 So if you get rabies, you die, okay? And do you know how many rabies deaths there are in America a year? No idea. Three. Three. I was going to try to lowball it with 100. Three. There's about as many shark attacks that end up with you dying.
Starting point is 01:01:41 There's like none. And every doctor I called, they're like, you have to go get this rabies shot. You have to go get this rabies shot. And I was doing the math. And I was like, well, let's say that there's like, first of all, like, the odds are that it bit you and you don't know about it is like super low. Right. Like, so it had to have bit you and I had to not realize it. And I'm like, okay.
Starting point is 01:01:57 But then again, you thought a moth was a bat and they're very different sizes. So, you know. Yeah, but imagine sitting in your living room and seeing something in your peripheral. You're like, oh, I think a moth just fluent. And then I was like, oh, my God. It's a rat with arms. It was just freaky. And so I had to go get the stupid shot.
Starting point is 01:02:14 And I was thinking of the odds and I was asking chat, JBT, and they were like, there's probably like a 0.001% that you have rabies right now. But I had to go get this shot and it's incredibly painful. And you have to go four times. So I've got to go back in the next three days for the next four, like four increments of it. And you had to get it two four times? Dude, it's ridiculous at my kid. No, she's got to get it twice.
Starting point is 01:02:35 It's a very painful. And like my kid wasn't even in the room. It's just ridiculous. And I just realized I gave in to so much fear mongering because like the like 60,000 people a year. something like that die from driving cars right and i'm like i'm not afraid to do that but i and there's three people die a year from rabies and i went and got this freaking rabies shot and my arm is killing me it was such a painful shot and it costs 25 000 if you don't have insurance these shots are 25 grams so it was uh what's that 75 000 worth of shots that i had to get last night for freaking
Starting point is 01:03:06 rabies is that ridiculous you know i don't know if you ever see those like uh memes where it's like they have like a silhouette like a ghost of a person's face that like make a transparent like we just need rfk's face just shaking his head at you for for what you just did but like it's it's such a like there's so many cognitive like uh there's so many like biases or whatever like flaws that i've made like faking flaws like regarding whether i should go and get this or not but just the idea of like me foaming at the mouth because they say that when you when you have show symptoms that means you're you're going to die it's too late it's too late yeah so maybe Maybe it was not a bad decision. Maybe, you know, you avoided potential ruin for a pain in the arm. That's okay. Have you ever gotten that? No, no, no. That's never happened to me.
Starting point is 01:03:53 He said this super absurd scenario. You're like, is that happened to you? No. People get rabies shot all the time. First of all, I'm not from like the 1910s. I don't like open up the doors to create like a breeze. I just turn the air conditioning on if I need a little, low breeze. Here's the truth.
Starting point is 01:04:09 I didn't want to tell my wife, I wanted to pee in the yard. Dude, they need rabies to get away from you. You live with this fair old man? Frankly, I deserve this. Buts and guts. That's it. Best of Pod. I feel like I can rule the world. I know I could be what I want to.
Starting point is 01:04:35 I put my all in it like no days off. On a road, let's travel, never looking back.

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