My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 110 - WANDAVISION EPISODE 6 RECAP WITH CLEM

Episode Date: February 15, 2021

Robbie and Clem are BACK with the WandaVision recap everyone has been asking for! They recap the episode, break down the internet's best theories, answer YOUR questions, and of course - rank everyone on the SUS scale. Enjoy. 3Chi: Use code MMB at checkout to receive 5% off at 3Chi.com Magic Spoon: Use code ROBBIE at MagicSpoon.com/ROBBIE for $5 off HelloFresh: Use code 10robbie at HelloFresh.com/10robbie for 10 FREE MEALS! Kevin Feige Shirt: https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/kf-teeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement

Hey, My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All because of WandaVision, I think the listenership may be going up. People want the theories, people want the takes, and then the sponsors are following. And guess who they want those theories, guess who they want those takes from? My main man, Clem. I've got him here once again. Clem, what do you think of this? Basement, blowing up. We're popping some 3C, we're eating good food. Can't get better than that. That's what life's

like in the basement. The basement's the happiest place on earth when all is said and done, especially a happy basement. Everyone's having fun. There's no debating about, you know, which movies are good and bad. Everything is gravy right now. I even, oh, I wish, actually, let me see if I can pull this up live on the pod right here. Before WandaVision came out, I had a tweet about, like, I was so excited for it or whatever. And our boy Large, he's like, I think it's going to stink. And it was like, hashtag going to be a stinker or something, which is just an unnecessary thing to do. Unnecessary.

We don't need to hear that negativity. Exactly. But I have since got, I got a call yesterday as I was checking out from Stu Leonard's and let's see if we can hear it on the pod right now. I'm all caught up in WandaVision. I like it a lot. That's like a defeated, like, yep, you were right. I was wrong. And I think that's, I mean, there's really no one who's like, this show stinks. It's everyone. It's like after one and two, like, dude, are you serious right now?

And then I'm like, just get to three. And then after three, you're going to want to go right to four. And then you're going to get to where we were. This was the longest wait between episodes. Like it's, we're recording this on Sunday night. I need this episode now, Feige. Now we have shirts for you. It was the episode.

We do have the shirts. Oh my God. Could you imagine if we had Kevin Feige like in one of the shirts if we got one of them to him he would probably be like you better give me some cashola for this but Kevin you made enough money from these Marvel movies throw some to the basement like you said I mean we're getting calls from everyone I got a call from KFC not a call but text from KFC last night where he said Bob I don't understand WandaVision he said I'm halfway, Bob, I don't understand WandaVision. He said, I'm halfway through episode three. I don't understand. Am I supposed to be appreciating like the sitcom-y stuff or is this going to expand into a Marvel show at one point?

I said, oh, just you wait. Episode four is going to explain it all. You're going to get into the whole world. And I didn't get a follow-up from him. I assume he was on the 3G or something. And he just went to bed after that but i assume it's even going to turn the uh hateous of haters around like kfc so i was talking to kfc as well i talked to him a little this morning about i said hey did you finish up wandavision uh you know past the first two episodes because he hated it and he said he

finished three and he's like he he's in the same mode. He's like, I have this stork and there's all this laugh track with the stork. What am I supposed to do? I go, oh, so have you seen Vision's dead body yet? Have you seen her blast Monica through the walls and all that stuff? And I didn't hear anything back. And then he's like, oh, okay. I think I get what you guys are saying now.

So I think he got into four and it's all, I said, the puzzle is now being formed. I think the first couple episodes we're going to appreciate on a rewatch there's gonna be so much like little hidden stuff and at the same point it's like they gave us the first two for free it was like hey this is gonna be weird we said it from the jump we knew it was gonna be weird we gave him like i think we would have been willing the first half of the season to just have a bunch of nonsense after episode two we started having like actual puzzle pieces come in our hands but let's let's call a spade a spade we said at the time those first two episodes were tough to get through they were tough and now we ate our veggies that's who you do we have the plate eat the veggies first eat your carrots

eat your broccoli and they have nothing but steak and potatoes left and we're just eating steak and potatoes the rest of this series and i mean i think we'll get into it we talked a little on text one of our few exchanges there was so there were some people who were like oh i can't believe we got a filler episode this and that this episode had some shit go down and it's gonna set up the rest of the season i love that we're in a place where we see some crazy shit happen and it's like ah typical filler episode right now i know because one of the x-men isn't like debuting people are like uh this is this is boring marvel now oh my god it's it's crazy the hex is growing we have the quick silver a full episode with him all the

malcolm in the middle stuff all that kind of stuff and it's just filler go back and watch those first two episodes if you were upset with this episode to realize how far we've come and how our expectations have rose. As a Mets fan, we don't sign every single free agent. People are freaking out about it. It's like, guys, we were signing junk last year. We had Rick Porcello was our big free agent of signing. Now we're getting guys who are in the midst for all the big name free agents and everyone's freaking out.

So this is like champagne problems right now in WandaVision land. I'm very happy where we are. You're right when you say we're going to appreciate those episodes after it's all over, because when we've seen the full story, when everything's expanded, we've seen the, you know, Luke Skywalker-esque cameo that eventually is going to come into this show. I think we're going to look back at those and go, oh yeah, they could have started the show at sort of episode three, maybe halfway through episode two, but they gave us a little bit of the sitcom that Wanda was creating we actually got to see like full episodes of this ridiculous sitcom it feels like it's like extra content like you said it's extra the whole show maybe started

episode three four but the first two episodes just a little gravy just a little cherry and it's gonna feel so much better having made it through those getting what they planted in those episodes by the time we make it to the end because it's what they planted in those episodes by the time we make it to the end because it's like they did plant the tiny things the yakety yak i'm sure it's going to come back in some haunted sad way right like there's there's the little things there's stuff with agnes she had everything uh for them right away for that dinner which was like oh that was weird she had all the ingredients at this point she's full-blown sus we'll get to the list i'm sure but yeah the sus list has grown from the ashes into this you do have a sus list for us this week right because the audio last week got cut out and we like almost heard like half of it i have a sus

list it's like very fluid i think it'll probably change as we talk through the episode but i think someone was saying too like why don't they just give us like just the regular like the way the season's been from like episode four on i i don't think i don't think there's much charm in that we're gonna probably get a straightforward action uh show from falcon and the winter soldier right and it's like that's so many marvel movies have been that i kind of like the charm of it being this complete wild card and the one thing i was concerned of it would be so weird it would be so weird. It would never actually formulate into anything until it was late. We're already past that.

They nailed everything. And I do think there's something to be said where the first two episodes, everything was kind of hunky-dory. It was like Pleasantville, right? Everything was good in Wanda's life. There was a couple little blips, but she just used her powers to kind of get through them. Now we're in full-blown, you know, Jenga.

It's like there's pieces like in midair right now and she's holding them with her wanda powers right now but this thing is ready to topple everywhere right now shout out pleasantville a movie i watched for the very first time two days ago i had never seen it and it was recommended to me by my girlfriend shout out valentine's weekend and everything and we watched it i could completely see why they cast toby mcguire as peter parker if you looked at that i was like man that's like i could pinpoint the moments in the movie where you're like oh shit that's fucking he's acting like peter parker i loved it i thought it was a great movie i've never seen it i just know of the movie i've seen like little bits and pieces but um i just know i felt like it felt like the right

kind of thing to say pleasantville there there's There's a Pleasantville, New York too. Beautiful place. Very pleasant. It lives up to its name perfectly. Maybe we'll go to Pleasantville one day. We'll check out like the WandaVision full screening. The field trip. Yeah, exactly. It was recommended to me because of WandaVision because we watched WandaVision. She was like, oh, you should watch Pleasantville. Ah, the black and white. Yep. Yep um now talking about wandavision let's get into the episode before we do i want to bring this up we mentioned it early on we've kind of strayed away from it but this is still the official show of threechie and you still need that threechie to get through it this show the 90s stuff in this episode all of the halloween

stuff i can't imagine watching the show for the first time if you had just taken a couple gummies you got to be careful with the gummies though, because I'm getting messages left and right. Bro, 3G sent me to the moon. Yeah, it does. I'm telling you, this stuff actually does work. What is 3G? It's Delta 8 THC. It is a cousin strain of Delta 9 THC. If you don't know by now, that is the THC founded marijuana. This is THC derived from hemp. It is 100% federally legal. I am in Columbus right now. I fly with my 3G. I hope that's legal. I hope it's legal to say that on the podcast. I assume it is because it's federal airports, federally legal, whatever. But what better thing than that? I don't feel guilty. I don't feel paranoid trying to smuggle weed through airports like I'm a villain in the

Marvel Cinematic Universe over here. No, I'm like 3G. I'm Captain America over here. Squeaky clean. 3G, it's federally legal. You'll still beg it's federally legal you'll still be able to hold the hammer you'll still be able to hold nil near you know don't be a mephisto fucking get the 3g into you i've this was my first 3 a.m wake up i've been waking up at 3 a.m like the last week it's the absolute worst thing in the world where you just wake up at like 2 50 and i'm up to like 4 30 a.m i.m. I'm like, don't check the phone, don't check the phone, and then you check the phone, and then you just kind of hit the reset button and you keep checking stuff. On Thursday night, I go, all right, brain, listen, if you wake up at 3,

everything's all right because I get my WandaVision. And I'll tell you, some of the crazy shit you see in the middle of the night, I might need some 3G to kind of like settle me down a bit because they're like between Vision's body, Quicksilver's body, all this kind of like freaky shit like that sometimes. The kids' faces morphing when they go. God damn Billy and Tommy. I don't know which one of you does what, but I don't like it one bit. So yeah, shout out to the people at 3G. I love that you're flying in the airport with it too. No, Bob Fox, just take it's it's legal it's legal i gotta i gotta bring it where i gotta go because i need my three g that's how much i love it go to pro go to

three g.com right now use the promo code mmb at checkout you'll receive five percent off your order and uh you'll join the likes of me trent kfc clem ria hank roan coley i mean i can go on and on the list at barstool brennan Clancy, I'm sure he's got- Large! By now, large. The old man, large. The old man. There's nobody that hasn't indulged in some 3G. Even my mom. You know, even my mom. It's her basement.

At the time, she didn't know it was that, but yeah. Let's get into the episode. We start with a cold open of Billy and Tommy messing with Uncle P, Uncle Pietro. And I could tell right away, this was Malcolm in the Middle vibes, which I marked out for. I was such a Malcolm in the Middle fan, Clem. I used to watch Malcolm in the Middle two episodes every morning before school. They would play them, I think it was on, God, it must have been on like ABC Family or something. I think it was like the channel right after Nickelodeon on my TV guide, because I would switch back and forth between like SpongeBob and Malcolm in the Middle. But I watched every episode of that show growing up. I loved it so much. And then when we get the intro even, and it's like the camera running around and the graphics on the screen, I was expecting to see

Bret fucking Hart, you know? Yeah, that makes me feel extra old because you were watching it when it was in like syndication or whatever. I remember when it like debuted and was the new show on tv and even like i remember when it debuted i was like a little older for the sitcom the thing is it's one of those shows that can go to like an older audience too and i like malcolm in the middle um i think you can relate to like a very just like i think they nail that like suburban average family dynamic perfectly where not everything's perfect and in the in the in the credits, I mean, they, they, they nailed that vibe too, but just the whole like gorilla aspect of it, where they're talking to the camera and all the craziness going on,

even when he's waking up and you just had that feeling when you're waking up and the kids are talking about you. It was, it was awesome. So I feel like there's a, based on what I've seen too, around the internet, huge Malcolm in the middle love out there. Everyone was thrilled to see it, which was cool. I was very happy to see that as well. Cause I didn't know there was a Malcolm in the Middle fan base out there on Twitter either sad fact about Malcolm in the Middle Frankie Munoz apparently doesn't remember filming that show he had like a head injury and he like doesn't remember filming that Malcolm in the Middle at all he says that really seems like a different person

but yeah sad but interesting as well I think it's important to point out the lyrics of the introduction song. I have them here. Don't try to fight the chaos. Don't question what you've done. Some days it's all confusion. Easy come and easy go. But if it's all illusion, sit back and enjoy the show. Let's keep it going. Let's keep it going through each distorted day. Let's keep it going. Let's keep it going, though there may be no way of knowing who's coming by to play. I mean, ominous lyrics there. Ominous. Who's coming by to play? Is that something as innocent as Uncle P coming by? Or is that something as devious as Mephisto coming by, Agatha Harkness coming by? Who knows? It could be both. I think it could be both. But definitely there's something to those lyrics there.

Those of us in the closed caption gang, we noticed that right off the bat. We had it last week, too. I had the lyrics from last week. Do you wander the world with a vision of what life could be? Within the years, come and teach you to just wait and see. Forces may try to pull us apart, but nothing can faze me if you're in my heart so like this shit has been going again levels upon levels we are pulling easter eggs there's easter eggs inside the easter eggs are more easter eggs it's a rest russian nesting doll or whatever they're called that's what this show

is built on um but yeah this week i was like holy shit they're you can almost feel the franticness in the opening now. I don't even know what next week's going to have in store for us. I figure we have at least one more TV show sitcom going on. I guess this could be the last one too, hypothetically speaking. But I feel like we probably have one more in us and then it's going to be like, oh shit, straight up chaos. I don't even know what could be. What's the next decade show was the next like decade show?

I think I got it in my head. I think it's Modern Family. I think they do documentary style interviews and the whole show is about like, it's the family sitcoms, right? Of each era. I think it's gotta be Modern Family. That would be awesome.

And it's like documentary style sit downs with the vision. I think something is strange here. Yeah. And he's just like pissed off by the end of it. And you tell everyone's like documentary style sit downs with the vision. Like I think something is strange here. Yeah. And he's just like pissed off by the end of it. And you tell everyone's like really, Oh wow. I would love that. That's a good call. That's I'm not the first person to come up with that,

but I definitely am fully in on that. I think it has to be. And modern family, another show, which I still love. If modern family is on today, if it's on USA network, I'll flip on the channel to modern family right now. Try me. Bob just laid down the gaunt to someone we find out that this episode is a halloween episode which is another thing that i love it's kind of a sitcom trope every sitcom has its halloween episode or it's it's holiday episode i think about greeks holiday

episode immediately like the halloween episode where they dress up as the bionic woman and all that. That was great. All new Halloween spooktacular was the name of the episode, which I loved. And we were talking about the credits. Agnes has naughty on her butt. Like that was her, her pants and not, it's like, they're, they're not even trying it. Like they're giving it to us, which I appreciate. But it's all right there for the taking.

Yeah, it is. So I, this was maybe my favorite part of the entire episode, them excusing the original 80s costumes for Wanda and Vision. So Wanda comes down the stairs, and I think Pietro maybe says like, who are you? She's like, I'm a Sokovian fortune teller. And then Vision, we find out, is a Mexican wrestler, which I cracked up at.

I was like, that's so perfect, because they they both looked ridiculous but for us fans of the comics who know what they're paying homage to there it's brilliant it was just so cool and I mean you a big Elizabeth Olsen fan I can't even imagine you must have been losing your mind over there I was yeah I was I was I don't know what else to say other than I'm losing it. I am full blown manly in love with the scariest person that's been on my TV at a very long time. Does wifey know you're in love with her? Or is that like a secret that it's like Sienna and AJ, if they were talking to the camera, they would be like,

mom and dad are acting different while they're watching the episode. I'm going to have to just pull the bandaid off on it. Cause like, I just swoon like, you know, when you put your hand, you're heading your hands. Like that's kind of what I feel like I'm not complaining, but they're different. I'm going to have to just pull the band-aid off on it because, like, I just swoon. Like, you know when you put your hand – you're heading your hands? Like, that's kind of what I feel like I'm doing. Hard eyes. Yeah, exactly. When she throws the – and, like, they throw, like, the – you know,

I know you're, like, a Mexican wrestler. She's like, me gusta mucho. I'm like, oh, listen, stop. It's tough. I also love that little line. She's like, whoa, it was the only thing in my closet closet dear because she just doesn't care and she's like you're incorrigible so he's kind of playing along with it but at the same point like he kind of knows she's just making this up as she

goes yeah and there's part of him too that doesn't want her to realize how much he's uh skeptical about all this because he even says all right i'm gonna go off to the neighborhood watch see ya we find out later he very much is not going off to the neighborhood watch. He's just going to look around the perimeter, look around the entire hex, see what's going on, see what's what. And this is the moment where Billy kind of turns to the camera. He talks and says, mom and dad aren't fighting. They're just being different. They've been strange lately. I love the Malcolm in the Middle narration like we've talked about before.

And they want to go trick or treating-treating, so they get costumes. And their costumes are very much reminiscent of Speed and Wiccan, who are their characters that they grow into, and Quicksilver being Speed. Quicksilver gets his old 80s costume. He's got the lightning bolt across it. Almost looks like a hockey jersey in a cool way. Just utterly ridiculous. But when you're going for the 90s vibe like you can just

bring that stuff in and it's excusable yeah they just take the they just take the um like they quick silver runs out and they come back with the costumes and you can just kind of be like yeah whatever like we're we're just going full blown who gives a fuck right now right and that's i just like how we don't have to like find tricky ways to do we could have some fun with it and just go about it and someone pointed this out on red and i didn't notice it at first when quicksilver is talking to wanda and they're like when we were back in sokovia trick-or-treating and stuff like that they're dressed up as nick fury and it looks like black widow it has like the red hair and she has it like braided like black widow she has like a little antenna which isn't like black widow but

she has like they look someone pulled a picture of Black Widow and Nick Fury together, and it looks just like, you know, their costumes, so check that out if you go back for a re-watch, it was kind of one of those things, like, holy shit, that's, that's 100% right, and he's like, oh, it's better than our old costumes, right, when they get the fish, whatever, the herring, or whatever it is. Wow, I didn't notice that at all, I'll have to go back in the re-watch and look for that, but that's like interesting. Cause what could that mean? Could it mean, you know, it's like a vision. Could it mean Quicksilver doesn't even remember what the old stuff is like?

Cause his memory of his past is very weird as we find out in this episode. He remembers like being shot and then dying. So is he that Quicksilver? Did he get shot and die in the street? He's like, oh, I got shot by some maniac. He's still got that Jersey accent, which I love. And they have a line about the accent they're like what happened to your accent he says what happened to yours which is like all right at least they know that it's weird that we

we also you know we should never put that past them honestly that they don't know what questions we're already thinking about they're like one dot like line away from just being like i was looking up on reddit about what's going on because that's kind of what everyone's doing around youtube's or on reddit or on message word twitter whatever it is like i was listening to my mom's basement they got three answers oh my god imagine jimmy woo dropped mmb that would be amazing speaking of the three ads this week let's hit another one right now magic spoon this stuff is incredible this is like the This is like the perfect sponsor for the basement. I feel like all three are really, we've got you covered in the morning. You wake up with us with Magic Spoon. Then you make it through the day with a little three cheat. And then at the end of the day, you make yourself

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glitching uh what was it the person hanging their clothes up at first which was like just she was she was trying to do a decoration she was trying to plug in the decoration to the light. Oh, yeah. She had the single tear rolling down her face, which fucked me up at 3 a.m. It really fucked me up. I needed some magic spoon to make me feel better at that point because it messed up my soul. That is some creepy shit. On the other side of town, we've got Wanda and Uncle P taking the kids trick-or-treating. And they were going back and forth on what they remember and they even go back and forth on like the morality of what Wanda is doing at one point it seems like

I mean Pietro knows more than anybody about Wanda and not even just about her uh family wise like knows about what she's doing right now which is causing a lot of people to be like is this Mephisto is he disguised as pietro i know that's a rumor i know that's a um not a rumor a theory i should say we'll get to that later but there's definitely he's got to be on the sus list i assume he'll make the sus list later i still can't believe i threw that goddamn dog on the side the dog stays on the side it was wrong it feels like the boba fett situation all over again quick philips silver is definitely on it.

That was my first note that I made during this episode, and we knew coming up what it was going to be. Kids everywhere. And she finally, like, just opened up. Kids everywhere. She took them out of whatever place she held them in. And even he's like, hey, like, hey, whatever you're doing. Like, you're keeping the families together.

As long as no one's hurt, they don't really know what's going on. They have better jobs, better hair hair all this kind of stuff um he also says to the um to uh billy and tommy unleash hell demon spawn which is like he's got three weird lines i wrote all three of them okay this is unleash hell demon spawn then he mentions very specifically says the kids need a father figure and we know from the comics that like mephisto is technically i think the father of the kids cause he gave like shards of himself to make the kids shards of energy or whatever. And he also has a line where he says, damn it. If Westview, New Jersey, isn't charming as hell. Yeah.

I mean, and if you don't know Mephisto in the Marvel comic universe, this is all stuff that I'm new to as well. I'm learning. He runs a pocket universe of hell within the Marvel Cinematic Universe it's not hell like uh Christianity hell it's similar he's basically the devil and he runs hell like that but it's like separate a little bit so it's like a universe within the actual Marvel Universe there is confirmed hell so there's those three lines which is like bro he's got to be on the sus list. There's also a little Easter egg line where they throw a kick-ass thing in, which is like, oh, kick-ass is Evan Peters and the other guy, whatever his name was. Shitty Pietro.

Just call him Shitty Pietro. Yeah, Quicksilver B. And we see Vision make it to the edge of town now, Ellis Ave. He walks up on a car. Agnes is in this car he first sees uh people not moving at all which is super creepy as well like a full cul-de-sac of nobody moving he sees agnes in a car and he walks right up to her snaps her out of it after she's not turning because it's like a bit of it that's another pleasantville thing it's like you can't leave pleasantville

there's nothing like roads just end so it's like whatever snatch her out of it and she is scared and she's like oh my god am i dead you're an avenger are you are you vision like and he says no why why would you ask if you're dead she's like because you're dead and kind of like in forms of that do we think agnes was really snapped out of it or do we think she was just playing him because i think i mean obviously she played it well where it was like there's nothing that she said to me that would indicate that she was doing it i'm just so sus on her that i feel like maybe she was playing us yeah agnes this might have worked on another podcast she's not working on us so you're fucking still very sus about it all um like she because she even like even when she says like all right bye happy halloweeny neighbor it doesn't seem like she's all that different from the person

that was kind of like acting like she's dead it feels like she was just setting vision up to letting him know he's dead to then get him to do what he ended up doing so exactly by the way a plus um witch laugh i mean that that lady could have been cast to be agnes she was also yeah she was wearing the witch costume too we should point out um which is like just a little bit more it's like you said they're giving it to us at this point but we've earned it so i'll take it the dead dead that that too was really fucking me up pretty bad yes yes all is lost she kept saying all is lost and then snapped her back into it like that was creepy shit they knew how to get there like they knew how to kind of break the way

she kind of drove the wedge between vision and um wanda when she asked last episode about taking it from the top and now she's kind of pushed vision to be you know keep his like uh you know keep digging deeper about what's going on here she says you're straight up dead i mean it's not easy to have someone say you're dead and then start screaming the word dead at you in some spooky ass witch voice and they're right at like you said they're right at ellis ave um i don't know if ellis means anything in the marvel universe i saw so i looked it up it was like a comic writer that a lot of people were saying it's a marvel comics writer i think his name was like warren ellis or something but they were saying he never really wrote anything wanda or vision

related which i saw someone tweeted us and they said maybe magneto related i think i might have even written that one down but they said maybe you know he comes in through ellis island is that like a magneto thing i don't know that or it could just be the bad bad did you have this growing up there was always like the bad neighborhood where it's like don't go there or it could just be the bad bad did you have this growing up there was always like the bad neighborhood where it's like don't go there or i heard they're either shooting paintball guns at people bb guns mine was c-core i grew up in mayapak and there was this little neighborhood of c-core where it's kind of the bad kids and cassie was kind of like the silver medalist and it's always like i ain't going to those two places because that's the world like

shaving cream eggs toilet paper that was kind of like the starter kit for like the B-grade bad boys. But the A-grade bad boys, they were using different kinds of guns that weren't actual – like had bullets in them, but they had everything but bullets in them. Or the other thing was they started filling eggs with nair. And if you got hit in the head, you'd lose your hair, which is a fucked up thing to do. Oh, that's really fucked up. When we would have mischief night in town, Little Ferry, little fairy new jersey people would eventually like the fucked up kids would eventually start freezing eggs and then like throw her like throwing them through windows and shit um which that's no that you might as well throw a brick at that point like why are you even throwing eggs

um my favorite mischief night ever was my sister really wanted to go out and she's nine years older than me for context that people don't know my My brother's 12 years older than me. So this is when I was really young. My sister's in high school. She was like, let me go out for mischief night, cabbage night, whatever you may call it. The night before Halloween, you go out, you throw toilet paper, teepee on trees, shaving cream, eggs, whatever. It's a tradition in some parts of the country. I know not others. And I'm sure if you're listening to this from outside of America, you're like, that's why you guys are still dealing with the fucking Corona virus, you idiots. But my sister's friends, shaving cream free. And then my sister's name on the lawn,

because we, my parents wouldn't let her out. So me and my brother went up to the, to the window and we threw eggs at them from the window. It was, it was a blast. Yeah. Mischief night. and it's inside the house you don't see that every day exactly where my wife grew up they called it goosey night which i was like that's the i've heard that i've heard goosey night yeah we it was mischief night here i gate night i've heard before there's like that's one of those things that are very regionalized i think it goes pretty much across the country it's just kids being asshole night i mean that's another that's another thing to call it right so ellis avenue in my mind would have been the place it's like that's

where the bad kids are but it turns out it's just the place where the crazy witch who has haunted our entire town where the kind of the border is to her like magic powers or whatever it may be yeah the commercial in this episode creepy very creepy and very um hard to tell what it was about definitely the the least on the nose of the bunch it was a commercial for yo magic yogurt and we get a claymation guy sitting on a beach it was the perfect 90s style cartoon i would love to know if they really did claymation or if they did like computer animation to look like claymation but that's just like the nerdy stop-motion guy and they uh a shark gives him this yogurt this yo magic yogurt and he can't open it he's sitting on this island and he starves and he

becomes a skeleton and even though he's got the yogurt he starves my mind went to wanda even though she's got the magic the yo magic she let vision die but that's obviously not like oh yeah it's got to be that like that's just i don't know that's the closest thing i could come up with what did you think no i'm with you on that it feels like the there's a red strawberry on it which is kind of like her magic the color of it all that kind of stuff and your magic um it's you know all this stuff has been traumatic experiences for wanda so it could be your magic couldn't save vision. Cause he couldn't take the top off, which I guess could have been the stone coming out of his head or whatever.

Or it could be all the fucking like kids that she's straight up, like going to end up killing here. Cause it's her magic is like, they can't, you can't like survive on that magic. You'd stay alive. But I'm sure at some point, like your body isn't like conditioned to, you know, you're not, I don't know. Is she bringing them to their dentist? Is she feeding them all on time? All this kind of stuff.

So that is another thing. You hit the nail on the head though. That, like that nostalgic rush I got just watching something that probably had like 85 grams of sugar. Not like magic spoon, no sugar. That shit had like, it's a fucking yogurt. You think it's good for you? No, no, no.

Your magic is not good for you. Every time there's like a claymation shark that shit is not good for you it probably tastes good but it's not good for you um so i i really i think this might have been my favorite commercial just from like the um nostalgic vibes it gave me there was a crab on the island too i don't know if the crab has anything to do with it this is one of those things though i feel like we could go back and it could all make sense you, after we see what happens the next few episodes. Yeah. I'm still waiting to get that Thanos commercial, whatever that may be that, Oh, that's going to, I mean,

we even got a reference towards them today, which we'll get to, but we go back to sword. Now we're outside of the hex and we see that Darcy Wu and Monica get kicked off the base. They're going back and forth with director Hayward, which that's sus motherfucker. I just tweeted randomly in the middle of the week a picture of him, and I said, fuck this guy. Nobody I know trusts this guy, because it's true.

Nobody trusts him, and it's for good reason. Officially, I don't think they're going to turn him around and make him a good guy at the end of the show. He's just a straight-up dick, the way he's got the cataract program on Vision, which we'll get to. But he kicks him off the base right away, and we know once these three get kicked off the base they go now they're gonna have to start their own investigation

their own covert operation and that they do darcy is able to hack into some programming which is the most prototypical she's like let me hack this she hacks it she sees that they're tracking vision from within the hex and they're actually tracking pretty much everyone from within the hex which i didn't know i didn't i don't think they knew before. And the vision secret plan program is called cataract smart. And Monica says, just let me go back inside the hex. Like I know I could do it.

I know it's changing me genetically or whatever, but I have the strength. I can do it. Like, ah, fuck Monica. And we'll go off to meet the engineer, which will, we have questions about the engineer later.

We don't even have to tease that. What did you make of our kind of X-Files buddy cop situation here? I absolutely loved, you know, the firewall. We're throwing in all the typical shit. I almost wish they just used like stock footage from, what was that movie? The Net with Sandra Bullock from like, where it was like, you're just banging on a a keyboard and i've seen enough programming in my life i when i was a qa

host back in the day like it just wouldn't look like that but i i loved it but it was like we were so close to kind of getting like the final to get the t or whatever the kids say they were like gonna get like exactly what's going on which you know we'll get sooner or later i hope we get it in like the computer form or just like i wouldn't need closure to whatever uh darcy was looking up our guy woo throw in motherfucking fist throw me first ask questions last i did not see that coming he's such like a little like bitch i mean i love woo he acts like a little bitch towards like hayward and hayward straight up call him i took oh where's your little like friend with like the i forget what he calls him it was like yeah he had some sort of sort of me thing towards woo he's like you shouldn't talk like that i'm like woo you're

embarrassing us right now come on but i know you're not like an ant-man guy but in those movies he basically exists to get embarrassed by scott lang is he so there you go so i yeah i don't know so i'm imagining like him throwing fists like that was a surprise even for you too, right? Oh, my God. Literally, I remember where I was when Wu threw the fist moment because I had gotten up to get a drink at this moment. And, like, I was, you know, when you're watching the TV still from the fridge and you're, like, peeking around. And as soon as he threw fists, I was like, whoa, Jimmy Wu. Number one in the power rankings this week just because we didn't expect that courage out of him.

Yeah, there's videos of him, like, freestyling going around. Apparently he was, like, wiling out or something like that. I know. People were tweeting me the video of him freestyling. I was like, nobody fucking knew what Woo was capable of. I had no idea. This actor, like, he's incredible. So, yeah, complete blindside there.

If we don't meet Reed Richards or whoever like this, you know, her friend is, I needed to be someone like, at least like a B level comic book character. And you know, I've got, I've got three options. Let's just get into it now because we've got so many questions about it, but it makes sense to talk about it now. ATG said, what are the odds that John Krasinski makes an appearance in the show, but as Mr. Fantastic instead of Jim Halpert?

Obviously, it would be Jim Halpert. And then we have Aiden saying, who is Rambo's person she and Wu are meeting? Could it be Carol Danvers? She's going to be in the next Captain Marvel. We know that. Captain Marvel knows a lot about that stuff. And then here's my favorite of all of the options. I think this is unlikely, but it is my favorite because I just didn't expect

this to come in. Brian Parsons said a lot of chatter about the aerospace engineer. Popular theory is Reed Richards as a way to introduce the Fantastic Four, but what do you think about it being Hank McCoy, Beast from the X-Men? It could be. It could be, right? Beast, and you send him into the hex, and you know genetically triggers his mutant gene i don't know you could make an excuse for it there and he turns into a beast i absolutely love that one i like this is the problem i'm like if they even just deliver something there's gonna be like there's people i don't know that they're like throwing around blue marvel or something like there are people out there that i don't know i'm like if they're not

these people that i know and love these x-men or you know fantastic four people i'm gonna be so bummed it's almost like the show is a product of its own like incredibleness because they've hit us with so many like random hot spots so quickly that i'm gonna be let down if it's not like basically the names you just mentioned and then Davey Critt said if it is Reed Richards it could be Wanda is engineering mutants by accident inside the hex and is going to create the fantastic four when Reed brings his family along to investigate the hex I kind of like that theory as well if he's just like yeah like my wife is you know my research partner Susan and then she goes into the hex and she becomes invisible and

oh my god it's like the Fantastic Four born at the end of this show yeah that would be a Luke Skywalker moment yep and did you hear the line where they're talking about uh when Wanda and Pietro are kind of going back and forth about like trying to figure out who's faking it or whatever just like the cutie used to steal your boots he had that skin thing and people are thinking that could be Dr. Doom because he had the skin issue he was eastern european and i was even seeing saying people after the battle of sokovia he could have kind of like the power vacuum he could kind of have rose to the top and then we have the fantastic four in this show kind of the again we're planting seeds there's plants down the road to be fucked that could be a plant we

fuck you know in another movie or so where it all starts with him and any kind of stuff with experimentation with the mind stone that was done on quicksilver and wanda could have also been done on him that door has been left open again his like face is all disfigured right yeah yeah kind of be a dr doom thing which again i don't know enough about dr doom Doom. I didn't really, I knew him in the comics. He was a big deal. But if you put that dude in the fucking MCU with, you know, big Dick Feige in charge, we are going to be cooking. That would make me so excited because I know Doom in the comics eventually gets to that cosmic Doom level where he's like as powerful as Thanos was, I believe. What if we saw them introduce him as a human and build him up to that level, you know, through a bunch of movies?

With Thanos, we saw him in some post-credit scenes, but when he was introduced, he was pretty much that bad mamma jamma who came on the scene, killed everyone right away. What if we saw the progression of a villain for the first time? Really, really just getting more and more powerful through the films and nobody could do anything to stop it.

That would be absolutely awesome. And at the same point, it could be like Scarlet Witch could be the other villain who was a hero and you understand why she became a villain and whatever kind of shit she, that got her on this path. Again, I felt nothing but, you know, complete emptiness and sadness and whatever. And all it took was like that one little person, Agnes opens the door to mephisto or whoever and kind

of starts you know getting her all fired up and then you know the product is the last few episodes yeah so vision reaches the barrier of the hex he starts to break through it's obviously painful for him you could tell from the very beginning sword rushes in and they they find the spot where he's breaking through and they surround them with guns and as he gets more and more through this barrier the shield whatever you would like to call it he's losing pieces of himself like pieces of himself are flying off we sort of cut back to the town where halloween's going all happy and billy or is it billy or tommy at this point tommy is super speed billy can sense his his father's in trouble he's wiccan so he senses oh no dad's in trouble and he says it to wanda and then i think

this is the moment right where pietro is like yeah what's the matter it's not like your dead husband can die twice she fucking throws him over to the side people said throws him over a couple tombstones maybe that was symbolic of like something because he's dead she also saw him during this conversation as dead zombie quicksilver just as she saw vision pretty much she saw bullet holes through him which was a big thing creepy but not as creepy as vision because i feel like the uh stupid hair he had as quicksilver just made him look so silly that i was like oh yeah now he's dressed up as a silly zombie. And it was weird too, because it was the age of Ultron Quicksilver's, you know, wounds, but it was the X-Men Quicksilver's person. So it kind of fucked you up as well. I know you said that the silly hair,

and let's be honest, like he's kind of a dick, so it doesn't really hurt to see a guy like, Paul Bettany is such a delight. He's such an absolute delight. I feel so bad. You have this fucking jersey asshole here and he like the line about you know you had your dead husband gonna die twice it's like well he's died twice already he's about to probably die again i actually thought it'd be hilarious if vision just became like this high class robotic version of kenny from south park dies every episode you killed vision you bastard it's like millions out you killed my dad you bastard it's wanda every time that's like the secret thing she just keeps bringing him back

for every episode i love and she just can't make it through an episode without vision dying oh my god i want to see that show now it's like when when he eats the gum it malfunctions and it blows him up as a robot you killed my husband you bastard at herb who we saw this episode by the way shout out to herb dressed as frankenstein and i had that conversation with don't shout him out yet bob little little yeah no he was sus no he was sus i gotta admit her was sus in this episode man so she at this point hears from tommy or hears from bill. Vision is in trouble. She maybe senses it. Her eyes go red. Like you said, once Wanda's eyes go red, you're dead. Kind of scary. She expands the hex. This is kind of something that we've been saying. Is she going to make it bigger? Is she going to try

to surround the earth in the hex? She makes this thing way bigger. We see sword driving away a bunch of escalades and shit driving away helicopters, but they're not fast enough. And as the Hex is overtaking them, they're turning into clowns and their tents are turning into circus tents and helicopters are turning into hot air balloons. Kind of an awesome CGI sequence. I also thought it was funny that she's turning the people she hates into clowns. But also just a big holy fuck moment we don't really know the whereabouts of uh woo and monica we don't know if they're inside it if they're not i think darcy is inside the hex yeah hayward does get away or he's

getting away monica obviously is gone you hear uh darcy goes oh fuck and then when she transfers so he says oh because you can't curse on network tv which i thought that was a little wrinkle there if that's what they meant to do a lot of people would say she's gonna like be a two the two broke girls character the next episode i saw that that made me laugh it's a cbs show it would be sweet if there was some sort of like nod to it which i feel like they could probably get away with if they wanted to listen if they're making nods to kick ass they could make nods to two broke girls right yeah for sure um poor vision the two things i thought of as he was trying to get out of like the hex

was ace ventura leaving the rhinoceros's ass in which by the way i love these returns like one of my favorite movies ever i love that movie i was so bummed when i started to turn to because i was old enough to know like this isn't as good as the original. And I'm always weird with sequels. I hate in sequels where it's clear that he broke up with the girl that was such a nice happy ending. It always made me so sad. I'm like, he broke up with Courtney Cox. I'm so bummed about this. But that rhinoceros scene, I don't know if I ever laughed harder than we've done in my entire life. And it is like straight, just ridiculous comedy. But also Frank Reynolds leaving the couch and always sunny. Like those are the two things I just see vision mr proper paul betney and i just think of frank reynolds

face coming through a couch just sweaty as shit oh man and it makes it makes wanda even more impressive how she just walked through that thing without thinking about it when she had the missile in her hand and she just walked through i've never seen anyone walk through fucking two different like dimensions with like less of a care in the world. And makes Monica even stronger, right? Like obviously she's got these photon superhero genes inside of her somewhere to where she just got sucked in and then got burst out. But she's still okay. So I agree with that.

Makes Wanda even more badass. Makes Monica even more badass. Vision, poor guy's fucking Kenny like you said at this point. Let's get into some final questions some final theories uh we did some that were all related to the reed richards theory now let's get into some mephisto stuff mike sullivan this guy that sends in theories all the time thank you to mike he said wanda is going to expand the hex over the entire world when mephisto slash nightmare takes her kids and that is what's going to create mutants since Rambo is already having

her cells evolve. I like that theory. I like the theory that she's going to throw this hex around the whole world. And maybe it's not that everyone's living in sitcoms, but maybe it's just that it unlocks that mutant gene and all of the people that are mutants out there. Maybe something like that. that i like that theory i think that's a good one this kind of plays into something that's been going on since like episode i think three maybe two where the house of m the no more mutants and then it'd be no comma more mutants and that could be with you know the dna cells that does feel like it's like anything that supports x-men at this point i'm going to believe it's one of those things where I,

when I always say it's funny, like fantasy football, if I'm reading a writer on Twitter or whatever, and he doesn't agree with my point of view, I'm like this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. But then in the next sentence, if he then says something that I'm like, Oh, this guy, and that's like, I believe every single thing that results in the X-Men being in this universe. I don't care if it's a multiverse.

I don't care if it's Wanda doing all this shit. But I mean, I hope that's the case for sure. I'm so in on my own theory that Director Hayward is going to turn out to be an anti-mutant guy. And that's why he's so anti-Wanda and maybe anti-vision in some way. He wants to create vision

to eliminate the mutants in the world or something. I like the theory that he's just the dickhole that's anti-mutant dickhole he's very trashy right he's uh what is it transfer x-men even striker in a sense where he's striker yeah he hates the fuck out of anyone because even the way he says like super power he says to monica he's like you have you know these super powered individuals and he drops that fucking line about like you weren't there for basically to snap you know you were gone those five years you didn't know what it was like to turn the lights on shut the fuck up guy you know i've tried finding out that you got snapped and you lost your mom

in like the blink of an eye exactly like it's it's double double edge of uh double-edged sword as they say all right we've got one from franny lot and this is a question he says it seems like vision and the boys are all in control of their own consciousness. Do you think they'll disappear when Wanda eventually stops doing what she's doing? It seemed like Vision wasn't an illusion wanda is altering reality this is reality and they kind of make a point but like franny lod and wrote in vision was going to die when he went outside that x so why is it because he's dead is it because he's dead and she's just like really using her powers to resurrect him if billy and tommy tried to do the same thing would the same thing happen to them or would they be able to walk out of it? I don't know. Yeah.

Like, will Billy and Tommy stick around? Are we going to have Speed and Wiccan in the MCU? The fact Monica got out, survived it, and obviously her cells are doing it, but Wanda also helped her out. Like a little assistance from the red balls in her hands. That definitely did something instead of just like kind of crawling through it. I feel like it might be a cause of crawling through it um i feel like it's it might be a cause of vision being dead because i feel like we were getting like what he was like kind of like

disintegrating into was what we saw on those operating tables at sword when she stole him right and that that was very like comic booky too when you see like um when nebula was getting tortured in the infinity gauntlet you know comic books she doesn't look like she does in the movie because it wouldn't i don't think it is hard as it does in the movie but it's like basically just like wires and frayed just like really crazy looking shit um vision looked like that too that was a very comic booky scene i thought um when he was kind of just fucking getting ripped apart all right and before we get into our final theory our final sponsor of the episode hello fresh so we told you you start the morning Spoon, you get your three cheat takes you through the day, and what do you need at the

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I didn't even think that was a possibility. But now you've brought it up. Like I've said previously, once they brought Red Skull back in Infinity War, I figured all bets were off. We could bring back literally whoever. They're bringing back Jane Foster and Thor. I mean, that's crazy. We never thought Natalie Portman would return to the MCU. So I think it could be ultron now i'm like who fucking knows maybe he is disguising

himself and that's the big shock oh my god ultron is getting his revenge after vision and it's another thing where it's like uh redemption almost right we're like oh pietro not great in the first one they're giving a redemption here maybe they're giving an ultron redemption here make a more villainous make a more badass make them more sinister yeah i mean we talked about it uh what was the last episode before about how we went back and the movie is it's aged pretty well and i will say like ultron with this new age mcu the way that they got everything kind of all the dots are connecting perfectly i i'd be down for that for sure again it takes a lot for me to be down for

a theory that doesn't involve the x-men or fantastic four coming into our lives this is one of those things and i wasn't an ultron guy until i re-watched the movie the other day that's that's a good one too i like at least i like at least taking the shot there that's going outside the box a little bit exactly those are going to hit some of those outside the boxes will hit at some point those are your plus 750 prop bets that you're like listen i'm gonna sprinkle a little bit on ultron and we'll see what hayward turns out to be and also brendan clancy was on the show last week we'll have to get him back in the show by the way because we got such great reviews from brendan shout out brendan clancy noted that director

hayward the whole thing is about tv shows and his name is director see the director of all these tv shows is he mephista oh my god there's so many theories to go into but we'll save them for next week clem take us out with the sus list let's talk who do we got on the sus list this week that motherfucker brandon clancy got me that too it's like you son of a bitch like that is absolutely like perfect and it may not hit but goddamn it's gonna have you thinking all right the sus list all right this is this is a little extreme here now there's a thing there's people who you know are the sus list. All right, this is a little extreme here. Now, here's the thing. There's people who you know are the sus list.

It's like putting LeBron as the MVP. I could put the number one. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to throw you know who number one. Quicksilver's number one on the sus list. The way we're throwing around these, like, he's, like, talking. He knows he's in the show. You know what I mean?

He's not even making. And, granted, he came out of the blue. He was a guest. He's talking about the cameos, being in the holiday cameo, too, or he's even talking about the kind of the show um which i always love too the holiday i always love like shows that had a halloween episode a christmas episode do you remember when shows would go to disney world or like hawaii for like oh yeah and i'm like they just wanted to get away like on vacation and put it on like there's some full house hawaii episodes i think it's a two-parter yep yep definitely that's a boondoggle like i feel like that was a big time boondoggle

by the showrunners or they wanted to go out and do something fun so i mean this is a little but again i'm starting to feel like so there's all those different animals right where they said that could be mephisto was the dog and and the um the lobsters all this kind of stuff i feel like mephisto may just be quicksilver at this point and i think you may be right about that yeah because i mean his recognition and awareness of everything is second only to wanda yeah exactly and the fact that mephisto or whoever this person you know this villain can be in potentially that could dip into multiverses i feel like it's like well i'm not going to take like her brother is a skeleton at this point like vision i can understand vision's corpse being thrown in there because but like

fucking quicksilver is not even worm food anymore he's just straight up dust so he had to be reformed by someone so i think he could have mephisto could have pulled him in a multiverse this kind of could go back to dr strange in the end where that multiverse has been open because to be honest that time we fucked a lot of shit up down the road so because of that quicksilver is number one on the sus list this week i did not see that coming when i started the episode number two agnes still sus uh we're not buying what you're selling that fucking evil laugh um she knows what vision can do with the little touch thing that had uh what was the guy who who went crazy was that ralphie was that i think it was ralph yeah so i feel like whatever she did she was putting on an acronym and she was just kind of pushing

him more and more towards like try to find out what's going on here um number three hate to do it my guy herb he's on the fucking radio he's talking to people i feel like he's talking to um the uh the sword people or something you know what i mean like he's talking to the sword people or something. You know what I mean? Like he's not the beekeeper who was sitting there, but it feels like there's something along those lines. You know what I mean? It feels like he's been – like the way the radio sounded,

it sounded exactly like when Wu was talking on the radio. So I feel like there's something going on with Herb. I don't even know. It could be like a sword, something to do with sword, but there's just something not right about him. Number four, Dottie. even know it could be like a sword something to do with sword but there's just something not right about him um number four dotty dotty is still we haven't seen her we haven't seen her since like people forget people forget how creepy that was when when agnes was like she runs everything she is the key to this town you need to get in her good graces and then the creepy confrontation where she was like we don't mean any harm me and my husband and Dottie just said I don't believe you and then the radio chatter I

mean Dottie definitely deserves a spot for sure don't forget about Dottie people the most sus people are the ones you don't think of those are the ones you have to be most sus about so Dottie and she cut her hand right that was Dottie who cut the hand yep cut her hand had some red blood yep so there's some there's some weird shit there five, he's only on the sus list because I don't like him. I don't even think he's sus anymore. Hayward, Director Hayward, he's just straight up on the dick list. He's a dick. You talk about your, you know, oh, you know, your mom would have been ashamed of you.

Your dead mom who died of cancer. You bring up that kind of shit, Hayward. You're off the sus list. You're on the dick list. I fucking hate you. You know what I'm going to say? I hope Hayward dies of shit, Hayward. You're on the off the sus list. You're on the dick list. I fucking hate you. You know what I'm going to say? I hope Hayward dies. I hope Hayward, I root for him to die in these episodes now.

Yeah, no, definitely. I'm with you. I mean, he's basically trying to kill Wanda. He's trying to kill an Avenger. Oh, and by the way, when are we going to call the Avengers in? Because this is officially an Avengers level threat. She's expanding the hex. It's maybe going to take over the world.

And we got Jimmy Woo on the case. Someone's going to say that. Like, why didn't you guys just like dig furious be like why don't you guys fucking hit my pager up and i could have like sent you know one of these fucking guys like captain marvel off world whatever what's that line that he has was that spider-man right i think so yeah that was good um but i don't know man this fucking agent hayward guy is no bueno he just every time he's on the screen like fuck that guy but i'm happy we called it out from the jump like you're not gonna sneak that one past the basement maybe some other people like oh we got this guy in charge he seems like like and think about their arc episode three is where we meet monica and this is episode six and they go from like buddy buddy hey how's it going to like get

her off of here and um you know you're i'm i'm taking you out of the program or whatever the fuck it was they're sidelining us that's like the the fancy slow down they're throwing us on the side and they were looking for it like four episodes is a crazy amount of time to go from that so straight up you know number one on the dick list hey we're he's gonna basically be stuck there the rest of the time you can show mefisto he could kill like all the children and things he's not even higher than hayward on the dick list to me hayward is number one with a bullet it's like at least mefisto is a devil he says what he is you know hayward's trying to act like his uppity director and he's a dick old get out of here hayward he's gonna piss us off with so

many like hardo top government official like he's basically the fbi agents from diehard he's gonna piss us off with so many like hardo top government official like he's basically the agents from diehard he's just gonna be like that kind of guy yeah non-stop and fucking up for like everyone else like everything monica says she's like we've done nothing like you you're just like oh she's doing this kill her blow her up and not knowing what the fuck could happen to the people in there the people outside of there i feel like i'm taking crazy it's like with the government officials they just never listen to logic and he's very much that cute right now. So agent Hayward, number five on the sales list, number one on the deck list for good locked up.

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