My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 135 - 'LOKI' EPISODE 3 RECAP WITH CLEM

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

Robbie and Clem are back with an IN-PERSON version of the show this week live from Barstool HQ to break down ‘Loki’ Episode 3! From the horrors of brain freeze, to Doctor Who and his companions, to Star Wars-style disguise methods used by our Lokis here, to the destruction of Lamentis 1, they covered it all in this episode! 3Chi: Use code MMB at checkout to receive 5% off at 3Chi.com Bearbottom Clothing: Use code BASEMENT at BarebottomClothing.com for FREE SHIPPING HelloFresh: Use code 14robbie at HelloFresh.com/14robbie for 14 FREE MEALS! Subscribe to My Mom's Basement on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeZ96PqdsJYQ7DFLRx6MHw My Mom's Basement Merchandise: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/my-moms-basement Intro Music: “Basement Noise” by All Time Low Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/basement-noise/1499013757?i=1499013968 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3Aq9W9BBCjsFOQqcYyO6IA?si=d9d0f74cf54a48deYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement

Hey My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Just stupid boys making basement noise in the basement, noise in the basement Just stupid boys making basement noise in the basement, yeah, yeah Hello and welcome to My Mom's Basement, My Mom's Basement in person Once again, another Loki recap This is episode 3, we are now halfway through the season I'm Robbie Fox, of course, this is Clem. We're here in person at Barstool HQ once again. What did you think of Loki episode three?

Overall thoughts? Thumbs up. I feel like people want more of like, I think people were expecting you get from that crazy cliffhanger, and then it's like you just keep dialing it up. Kind of took a little left turn, but I think that's kind of a cool thing about the show, is we're just doing turns. You don't know what the fuck's coming next. We're recording in person every goddamn time time We're variants in ourselves, right?

Yeah, people don't know Week to week It's like, are you going to be in person? Are you going to be back? And some people prefer in person Some people prefer Zoom Which is interesting That is interesting

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Graphics board has the logo on it. Shout out Nathan Hurst from the multi-Hurst. Yeah. I got the other Nathan Hurst. I think there's like three, which is crazy in itself. One of them is a Mariners fan, and he's always chirping me about Jared Kalanick as a Mets fan. I'm like, Nathan Hurst. That's the thing with them. They're variants. So I'm like nathan hearst i thought like that's the thing they're variants so i'm gonna give art nathan hearst he's

good loki yeah other than hearst i mean she's not even bad lady loki but yeah we still gotta like know more about her i feel like we still don't know a lot about her plan still taking years still sus for sure definitely sus but um i do like seeing that everyone kind of likes their own little vibes. And again, I haven't watched Loki on the 3C yet, but this episode I feel like would be really good on the 3C. I did watch this episode on the 3C. And it was really good on the 3C. Do you like I say it like an old man too? On the 3C? On the pot, yeah.

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Bob Fox thoughts. I really liked it. I compared it to an episode of Doctor Who, which I know you're not super into, but every episode of Doctor Who is sort of a mission with the Doctor and his companion, who is usually a female. And it sort of felt like this. Like they go to a weird planet. They have to escape. There's this arc that's getting off the planet because it was a moon and a planet was crashing into it.

Yeah, a planet was coming to the moon. Just cool vibes, cool Doctor Who vibes. And I like where we're going with spoilers, the fact that everyone on the TVA is a variant. That's fucking crazy. By the time she said that, I was like, okay. The whole episode, even if you didn't like it, is worth it to get there. But I saw a lot of mixed reviews. Some people said I didn't like that we went on a side tangent.

They said it felt like the Mandalorian side episodes. And I saw some people say it was their favorite episode of the series thus far. I would probably lean episode two. I like that style more. but I found this very enjoyable. I didn't dislike this by any means. No, not at all. Because everyone's like, oh, you know, it's not the same kind of thing. They just took everything we thought after the first two episodes, crumpled it up and

threw it in the garbage and said, that's not. So it's like, I like that. And it's keeping us on our toes. And again, I'm not going deep down the Reddit rabbit hole for all this stuff. So I think people that are doing that and want to see you know crazy things happen pop pop pop we're halfway through those people might be you know upset about it but and jeff d law i saw him tweet something and he someone's the office was complaining about he's like that's just settle just enjoy it and i'm like i think jeff is in my head now i'm like i'm gonna i'm gonna enjoy it the

way jeff is telling me i'm gonna go to go from there. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of enjoyable, the amount of people that have reached out either from or around Oshkosh, unbelievable. Crazy. Every single one, more delightful than the last. Sam Lauderdale brought the T-shirt there. Shout out, Sam. Shout out, Sam. Unbelievable.

Basement boy of the week. If you're watching on YouTube right now, you can see he took a picture with a My Mom's Basement shirt, literally with the Oshkosh sign, like we said last week. Yeah, and I'll tell you, I thought the Oshkosh sign was going to be from like the 70s you know and that was modern it was modern so people of oshkosh they're getting there and dante the don was uh in in the office today and we were talking talking all things wisconsin i talked about oshkosh and he was like oh people are just great there he goes he says oshkosh is an awesome place to visit so again, second week in a row.

He brought the t-shirt also confirmed that. He was like, yeah, I felt better just leaving there. Amazing. And I also like this episode confirmed what

Michael Waldron said about, Michael Waldron said every episode of this show is going to have its own feel. And it's going to be like, hey, it was that episode. And you can definitely say that.

The first episode, oh, that's the episode where Loki got taken in. You learn about the TVA. The second episode, that's when, okay, he's actually hunting down Lady Loki. He runs into Lady Loki for the first episode, oh, that's the episode where Loki got taken in. You learn about the TVA. The second episode, that's when, okay, he's actually hunting down Lady Loki. He runs into Lady Loki for the first time, Sylvie.

And episode three is when they go on their own tangent. They're on this weird planet, Lamentis I. In Doctor Who, do they have a plan and then things go awry? Is that kind of this kind of vibe like you were saying? Yeah, definitely. Definitely. And I only watched one season of Doctor Who. It's not even like a prolific season. They brought it back and i watched the season before david

tenet which was like the one that everyone loved but it just did have those vibes it's always they're going to an extraterrestrial planet there's always you meet a new race you meet people are trying to do something this that the next thing we can get right into it the marvel logo had some upbeat music playing over it some dance music, which always gets you excited when they change up the Marvel logo at all. And we start off on a rooftop bar. It's Sylvie and the TVA agent from last week. But you don't realize right away, or at least I didn't, that it was the TVA agent from last week. It took me a second to realize.

Shout out to me for – Really? And I was the opposite. I was like, I think that's her boss. That can't be. Your brain doesn't work. It isn't this sharp these days. And it actually – the old fell off. the old noggin came through for once wow i

shouldn't have spoken for both of us then because for the first few seconds of it and i watched last week's episode three times this week's episode three times for the first few seconds i was just like who's that is this is like sylvie are we gonna find out how sylvie got her powers here is this her backstory that's what threw me off too and then i'm like wait a second sylvie's here and she's younger it seems and i was thinking that i was like were they friends at one point yeah and i love that you watch it one time for each cheat that's a good way to go about your loki watching this everyone watch it one time for each my routine is i watch it at three in the morning when it comes out and then i'll wake up the next day and i'll watch it like the day of

and then right before we record i'll do one final watch and take notes on it but she's trying to get the information on where the timekeepers are and she's doing it through this like brain freeze thing she's like oh yeah if you take a sip of that you'll get brain freeze you won't be able to answer this question and they're joking around all friendly and then as soon as she does it she's like where are the timekeepers like very seriously and she was like oh fuck and even when she sort of snaps out of it the music comes back on like you didn't even realize the music went away. It is that dream sequence. Oh, shit.

And then they cut back to the TVA agent and she told Sylvie, go to the gold elevators. So Sylvie goes into the TVA. She teleports there. Loki follows her. And she runs up to these two guards. She tries to use magic on them. It does not work, which is interesting because we're sus about the TVA.'re like do they really exist people's magic really doesn't work there which is kind of fucking weird she disintegrates a couple of them with their little disintegrators things are awesome

by the way seemingly could kill anyone by the way if they had one of those against thanos could they just boom now people yeah forget about ant-man flying up his ass and exploding him if we just got a tva taser which again would have fucked the entire sacred timeline up. But nonetheless, now I need to see that. Now I need to see someone hit Thanos with a fucking – Yeah, that's a what if right there. Just like a random TVA guy who first day on the job is just like boom. Boom.

And then Thanos is gone. Or what if Thor went for the head and he's about to go for the head and then he does it to Thor and then thor just disintegrates so we could get the snap go we're going a lot of different this is what this show does already yeah galaxy brain we got into it loki follows her though she goes on a rampage disintegrates a few tva guys and then they get into a fight right outside the elevators and loki's like let's work together i don't really know why he's trying to stop her but he's trying to stop her and then ravona comes out of nowhere with a couple more guards. They teleport to another planet. Now this is when we find ourselves on Lamentis 1.

Cool intro to the episode, though. High action. Yeah. And it starts off with, like, the most relatable thing ever. Kind of draws you right in because brain freeze. Whole brain freeze as a motherfucker. I'm a bad throat freeze guy. You're a bad throat freeze guy?

Really? I get throat freeze before I get brain freeze. I'm trying to think if I've ever had throat freeze before i don't think my whole throat free like if i have a slurpee yeah really i like okay i think i know what you're talking about like i like it's like a mouth slash throat freeze kind of a thing back at the throat it's legit yeah brain freezes at this age like probably within like the last five to ten years they cripple me now like i just go down onto like the table and i'm just like oh i wish i could do anything this is gonna seem like a hot take but i'm standing by it what lady loki did to the tva agent by giving her brain freeze is the meanest

thing a loki has ever done in the history of the loki character in all of marvel comic books included so there's been a lot of mischief mischief done. And that was number one on the list. I also thought I was like, shit, does that work? I was like, can you really like figure out brain freeze thing? I was thinking that. Can you not answer questions when you're going through it? Yeah. It's like a truth serum almost.

You have to answer my question. And then I thought and I don't know if this was like her plan, too. I feel like she was just going to get her drunk. That is the real way to get someone to tell the truth is just get them drunk and then it'll slowly spill out. And so that's where we come back. It's like, you know, obviously the memories and all that kind of stuff. It also just got me really excited just to go to like a bar and just have a couple of drinks, like, you know, get some. First time Loki's felt normal.

Yes, exactly. First time Loki has felt normal. So but I dug everything about it uh and again uh what's her what's the uh the the judge's name Kang's girl Ravonna yeah just do not like that entire vibe she's putting out I don't like the vibe either um some inception vibes I thought with the way Sylvie's powers work right like kind of going into a dream and then like talking to the person in the dream trying to get something out of them there. I like the whole dynamic of her powers, how they're different than Loki's.

And we'll get into it. But she is Loki. We thought at the end of last episode that maybe she's not. Maybe she's enchantress. It's something that you said last episode. Marvel sometimes likes to combine characters and that's seemingly what they did here. Yeah. And with the magic, it's kind of like I need to act at the Harkness just to pop up on screen and explain how the magic works like she did with Scarlet Witch being like, you know, these are my runes and all that kind of stuff. Be like, oh, her magic doesn't work here. Seeing Loki with the knives, too. Oh, yeah. He got the daggers back out of his locker.

Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was sweet that, like, you kind of get hyped up to see your guy getting his, like, signature weapon back. That's always a big deal. We talked a lot about daggers in this episode as well later on. A lot of daggers going on. A lot of dagger talk going on. By the way, dagger is a great word. talked a lot about daggers in this episode as well later on a lot of daggers going on a lot of dagger talk going by the way dagger is a great word i love yeah um we're gonna basketball and you know a dagger the i always love saying revolver like if you bring up a game

of clue and then dagger is kind of the knife version of that um lamentous one cool ass name too cool ass name it was presented in such a grandiose way the music in this episode i thought was tremendous throughout i thought that was one of the highlights of the whole episode but it was presented in such a grand way i was like am i supposed to know what this is were you the same way i was like i've seen this before yeah bob again my brain kind of stinks and then i'm always playing from behind with a lot of this marvel stuff because i didn't venture i was an x-men guy so i ventured very much on earth for a lot of time i was reading and i'm just like fuck i'm like is this in any of the guardians like that's that's usually what i'm thinking I was an X-Men guy, so I ventured very much on Earth for a lot of time I was reading. And I'm just like, fuck.

I'm like, is this in any of the Guardians? That's usually what I'm thinking. I was trying to remember. But they tell us right away this is the worst of all the apocalypses that we could have been sent to. He went to the dead last worst. She says nobody gets off this place because it's a moon where a planet is crashing into it, which you would think the other way it would usually work. Like a moon is crashing into a planet. They probably didn't want to do that because they kind of did it when

uh thanos like threw them i was gonna say shout out to the team man i gave me a little team man vibes on that yeah they they go running through this war zone though there's like meteors falling meteors hitting down uh they go into a borderlands style town i don't know if anyone's ever played that video game borderlands but that's's what the tin huts reminded me of everywhere with the neon lights and stuff. Sylvie actually tried to enchant Loki at one point and he's like, what are you doing? She tells him you fucked up my plan that's been years

in the making. Doesn't really say what the plan is except maybe to destroy the TVA. And she tells him about her alias. She's like, don't call me Loki. I go by the alias Sylvie now. So we are at least at this point in the series under the impression that that is Lady Loki, and she is going by the alias Sylvie. And that kind of reminds me. You said, don't call me Robbie Fox.

I am now Octagon Bob. That's what you told me one time. I was like, wow, he's really – So you better not. We're impersonating. You better not, yeah. I love that we're getting these new planets too because this is going to – like we always talk – we've talked about it a million times on Mando, different Star Wars things. I want to have a feel of like a different planet and I feel like this phase of the MCU is going to be huge in space and I want to feel like every planet is kind of different.

So it's like, all right, this is one down. Pretty good so far. Definitely. It's a unique feel too, right? It had like a purple glow, kind of a hue over the whole thing. There were the neon lights. There were the tin houses that reminded me of Borderlands. It was a very unique planet.

Yep. And the way that they were just casually walking as fucking meteors just raining down. Like, come on, guys. Like, I don't think I'd ever get used to that. I'm also not a Loki. Also seeing him use his powers. Like, Loki's using his powers and we like, rooting for him to use his powers. So it's almost like when...

This isn't a sports reference. This is a dated, nostalgic video game reference. It's, like, the first time you didn't have this growing up. But I remember in Street Fighter, once they released Champion's Edition, you could be all the bosses, M. Bice and Sagat. And, like, being able to use a boss's powers, like, oh, shit.

Like, I get to be, like, Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat, too. It's, like, having Loki, like, on our team and wanting to use his powers. It felt fucking great to have him on our side. And I'm trying to think like a Loki as we're trying to figure out what's happening and what's going to happen and everything that has happened. And I feel like Loki knew. He probably had read at some point that this, of all the apocalypse scenarios, this one was the worst. I feel like he did this on purpose. You think so? I feel like he did this on purpose. You think so?

I feel like he did. I have to. I have to think Loki always has a plan when it's all said and done. I certainly have some theories that we'll get to later involving the TemPad and stuff where I'm like,

I think Loki might be... With the young man? Yeah, I think he might be high on something there. He uses his powers in a kind of fucked up way, though. He goes up to this old woman where Sylvie kicks the door down

and he's like, listen, brute force, don't use brute force use something else use knowledge basically the jedi thing knowledge and defense with the force um but she gets blasted away by this like energy cannon and an old woman standing there and loki looks in the window and he sees a picture of the woman and her husband so he turns into the husband and he like walks up and he's like oh mary you look so beautiful and then as soon as he says beautiful he gets blasted away and he's like oh mary you look so beautiful and then as soon as he says beautiful he gets blasted away and she's like he never said anything that nice in 40 years look you got to read the picture a little better i mean i know everyone's happy in pictures but

you got to think look at this woman seemed like someone i mean i meant this one they lived too like they were probably pretty grizzled yeah i meant this one it's kind of the alabama of interplanetary no offense to our listeners in alabama no no offense i guarantee you guys aren't as kind as the people of oshkosh but no one is so it's not saying anything right yeah we definitely just did the opposite i just sewered an entire state instead of beloving myself you know finding myself to an entire city that's that's a tough look clem you gotta they ask the woman though they're like where is everyone she's the only one in town and she says they're all on the ark they're all trying to get off this planet

hello she was just like fuck that i'm not going to the ark too crowded like just let me die here and they do a very a new hope style plan where loki turns himself into a guard he puts on the all of the equipment the gear the helmet and he has sylvia as his prisoner and he walks around and a guard stops them. And is like, don't do this. And again, in a very New Hope way, he's like, but these are not the droids you're looking for. And Sylvia enchants him. They get on the train.

I was completely like, she's trying to put him to sleep. There's champagne going around. I'm like, what's in that champagne? I had the fucking test meter on 1,000. And she gets on the train. She's like, I can't put my back to a door. And then they have a conversation. And like 20 minutes later, she's like, all right put my back to a door and then they have a conversation and like 20 minutes later she's like all right there's gonna be a long train there's doors everywhere you're you're as long as you're sitting on the train there's a

door somewhere behind you are you a napper i love naps at home i have trouble napping on planes trains automobiles stuff like that yeah i'm with you that's that's like one of the things that drives me the most nuts is when i go on a plane i'm like you're not gonna sleep for more than maybe five minutes and then you're to be woken up by something. I've lost the ability to nap even like and I've never been more tired than I am at this very moment. Like every minute that passes is the tiredest I've ever been in my entire life. And I just lost the ability to nap in the last year. I picture your kids like in cartoons.

I feel like it's in The Simpsons, like when Homer's sleeping and they just like open his eyelids. Like, Dad, you awake? Or like Billy and Tommy in WandaVision waking up Uncle Pietro. Yeah, and he's just sitting there. You have the angle from the bottom of the couch. It's like, ugh. The line that Loki had too where he's like, I don't know if I got it, but he was like, the collapse of society in the face of annihilation yeah he's like other than that you know everything should be all right here and i was like oh fuck that's that seems really scary it wasn't as scary on this trip as you know during

this episode i thought it'd be a lot more chaos um i was also shocked that the old star wars trick worked on them which has become like it's not even new hope like i think it's been in like five of the movies so far five like in a lot of the. I think it's been in like five of the movies so far. It has been in a lot of them. The 11 movies, and it's been used multiple times in The Mandalorian. They just did it in The Mandalorian in the Bill Burr episode when he had to get his face scanned and all that. I guarantee in Bad Batch, we do the Bad Batch. Everyone who doesn't watch or listen, we do a Ken Jack every Friday.

I guarantee it'll happen within the next three episodes. Yeah, well, Ken Jack just told me they released the mid-season trailer for The Bad Batch, and there's a shot of Fennec Shand standing around a bunch of tanks that look like Emperor clones. Yep, they're fixing all the new sequel movies. It certainly seems like it. People were saying last week they can't wait for Filoni to get his hands on Captain Phasma because he's made Boba Fett cooler, he's made Darth Maul cooler. All of these characters that were underutilized in their own trilogies,

like give them to Filoni. Slap some Filoni on it. Slap some Filoni on it. Those will be the next shirts. The Feige shirts, RIP in peace. Shout out to everyone who got the collector's item now. Would you say Loki is getting better through this series too? I feel like Loki was already awesome.

I feel like out of all the characters they've done so far, he was the most established and I think probably the most liked out of all of them. But I do feel like I'm liking him even more. It was such a bummer when the team man cracked his ass. Man, that was such a good character he just lost. So I don't know if I wrote this down as well, too. Was it What's a Loki? Intensity, authority, and style.

Were those the three? That's a good one. That would be a T-shirt. I was thinking the same thing, Bob. Probably Marvel already probably put that one out. You could probably get it in Times Square. Get it for $35 in Disney World or you get it in Times Square for five bucks. By the way, they're selling my Danny Dimes shirt.

Did you see that? I see. That's how you know you've made it. There's like a bootleg Danny Dimes on the street in New York. And he's around the corner from the office. He's on the same block as us. And I was like, again. Right in your face.

If New York City, if a bootlegger from New York City is making your shirt, that's how you know you made it. Because they only bootleg the cream of the office he's on the same block as us and i was like again your face if new york city if a bootlegger from new york city is making your shirt that's how you know you made it because they only bootleg the cream of the crop hopefully they're bootlegging our cap stoolie soon some nathan designs imagine that they're like just shittier designs where did you get the shirt i saw it in oshkosh once i was taking a picture in front of the sign um let me shout out our friends at bare bottom as we go on to this train good shirt in the show you could put on bare bottom for the stuff in uh what was the lamentous one you could put it on in that town you could put it on to get on the ark you could put on in the city that they were in by the end of the episode bare bottom is the most versatile stuff ever and with the return to travel finally here get

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the variant jacket and the tie, which is pretty awesome. mean this is gonna do it right and there's you know there's a it's a hundred dollars for that giant uh pimp sandwich or whatever i know how they're saying that it's like pricing normal working families like myself out of it but if you fucking loki that changes that but like i gotta go they're just doing it really well they have like uh an active main villain in the park, which is currently Taskmaster for Black Widow. And they said they're going to change it in the future for upcoming movies. So you'll see all of the Avengers there, obviously. It's not like canon. Iron Man's not dead in the park.

He's there. But you'll see Taskmaster run through and then Iron Man, Captain America, and Black Widow chasing him. Doesn't that sound awesome? Bob, we gotta get to this fucking place. We've got to get there soon. I saw a video of the Pym Kitchen where it was like a tiny little pretzel goes through, and it comes out like the Bavarian legend. That looked awesome.

They have the big spaghetti with one big meatball with a tiny fork you could get. This place looks fucking amazing. How can we get there? Iger, Iger, I know you're listening. We've talked about this a million times. Just get us out there. We want to get to we can expense this shit too you just have to like batu i still want to go to star wars land that's that's still my cream of the crop that's that's the craziest thing is we haven't even gone to star wars land and that's been around for a little bit

with super bruce to bc which by the way i think we're thinking episode five for bren potentially so he'll be in penultimate the fancy the fancy episode we're talking fancy now um we're throwing our bare bottoms on to get there too yeah can't go wrong yeah so they sit down on the train before sylvie actually takes her nap they talk a little bit about their mothers uh loki makes some comment that oh where'd you learn that trick my mother taught it to me and she's like oh what was your mother like tells her a little bit and this was one of the things that yeah it makes him a little more likable like you said like loki's a little more on our side now when he's like realizing how good a mom frigga was and it kind of reinforces the way he fell as he saw her die and exactly all

that kind of stuff and it was his fault or whatever maybe so talks about the fireworks like how they were good memories as a kid and sylvie says she doesn't even remember her mom and i'm again saying like loki are you just doing this to fool us or do you really feel like I it's so hard to like just put any kind of trust in Loki I know he's going to like stab us literally figuratively whatever maybe into the back but even that

I was like and only to say is my mom's Rene Russo it's like oh like that's the exact kind of feeling just say she's Rene Russo you have the same feeling in your heart when you think of Rene Russo man really Rene she's delightful and they have this conversation about love then and sylvie's like you know what's it been for you you're a prince like there are probably a few princesses and maybe a prince in the equation right and loki's like yeah a little bit of both i assume like you which confirms the character as bisexual this was a big moment for the lgbtq

community um because they were like finally loki is confirmed as bisexual in the mcu he is bisexual in the comics which makes sense he seems like the uh we say like the lenny kravitz type which i don't i don't know if lenny kravitz considers himself bisexual but i consider lenny kravitz bisexual i think that guy fucks everyone like the classic rundown bit i think loki fucks everyone almost like a lando calrissian yes there you go lando one two loki does what loki wantss everyone almost like a lando calrissian yes there you go lando one two loki does what loki wants to do and during pride month no less right yeah so i wonder i think this is a marvel thing and then it goes up to a disney thing and all that kind of stuff

so definitely big moment bisexual they said pansexual like i think maybe loki fucks yeah that's the bottom one he fucks everything there's your shirt. Loki fucks. Loki fucks. Again, last week we came up with a Loki gonna Loki shirt. We're using the name on the shirt. We can't do that. But she says, like, love is, and he's like, I need a few more drinks to tell you what love is. He eventually says, love is a dagger. It'll fucking stab you in the back when you least expect it.

But Sylvie at this point then does take a nap. She trusts him enough to put her head down. And she wakes up to Loki drunk off his ass singing in Asgardian. Fantastic scene. I loved seeing Loki and he drinks and he smashes the glass on the floor. He does the Thor thing. He says, another. That was awesome. A little throwback to Thor.

She starts with the love is hate too. And I'm like, oh, that's some dark shit. Love is a dagger. Boy, Waldron getting fucking deep with the love is hate, too. And I'm like, oh, that's some dark shit. Love is a dagger. Boy, Waldron getting fucking deep on this. I know. Yeah. And then like they kind of go like, oh, I don't know if that's true. He's like, oh, I thought I was going on to something there.

I thought it was fun. I thought they were comparing. I saw on Twitter that line to the like, what is love if not from WandaVision? Oh, this is the most heartfelt line ever about love. And then this is like love is a fucking dagger. It's going to stab you. Don't don't love anyone. I like that. This is the most heartfelt line ever about love, and then this is, like, love is a fucking dagger. It's gonna stab you. Don't love anyone. I was singing to the Anchorman, just do anything to banger.

I was Loki telling people what love is, but just the entire vibe of Loki singing and as a guardian, seeing that little caption, too. I like seeing him putting his hair down a little bit. He was like the main guy in the party too.

Everyone on the train loved him. Nothing better than being the guy that is kind of getting the whole party going, being the centerpiece and stuff like that. You got to have a guy like that at all times, whether it's a wedding, just a house party, whatever it may be. Apparently you just need Loki to get a few drinks in him. Yeah. Much more fun guy.

Put your hair down, Loki. Have a few pops. Hang out with the fellas. Let's talk about HelloFresh. This is stuff that I know you've cooked as well as me. HelloFresh, I just moved into a new apartment. Mom and Fox got me new pants, new pots, all that stuff. I'm going to be cooking some HelloFresh with it.

We are renovating the kitchen at the Casa de Clem. It's funny what will happen when you're stuck inside for an entire year. You can't get out. You have two kids as well, so there's four of you. You're like, well, we saved some money. Let's go in and let's make this spot a little more fun, a little, you know, we're going to knock a wall down. We're going to have an island going to be a whole thing.

And I was like, we're going to cook more. And hello, fresh. I've said this in the past when the wifey and I, we did it. It was like, you know, you're always cooking. You're it's crazy with the kids and all that kind of stuff. But it was like one of those things where it was like, it was actually an activity we did that we actually... It was like a date night.

Yeah, it was like a date. It was something we both enjoyed. We enjoyed doing it and the food was fucking awesome. It was actually really good food. You probably saved all that money to renovate your kitchen by using HelloFresh as well. Because man, it's 28% cheaper than shopping at your local grocery store.

72% cheaper than a restaurant meal. You don't sacrifice the quality either. Yeah. Jesus. So instead of if you live in a city especially, instead of ordering takeout every day, order HelloFresh. We're going to get you an amazing deal. You go to HelloFresh.com slash 14 Robbie. Use the promo code 14 Robbie. Last week it was 12 Robbie.

Yep. R-O-B-B-I-E. 14 Robbie. We're going to get you 14 free meals. I mean, where else we're going to get you 14 free meals. I mean, where else are you going to get 14 free meals? That's half the month you're set. Those people would be giving – it's like, would you rather get off the planet or have 14 free meals? I'd rather have 14 free meals. 14 free meals.

I'll take the 14 free meals. I mean, I could get another ticket to On the Arc or whatever, any place. 14 free meals. I have to go to HelloFresh.com slash 14 Robbie. Use promo code 14 Robbie for that. So you've got to put the URL in, and you've got to put the code in. And again, it's right to your door. And everything is all pre-measured or whatever.

You just chop it up. Yeah, you're not going to have extra stuff that you're not going to use afterwards. You're going to use everything that they give you, and it's going to taste delicious. We made this. It was like a cheesy chicken or something like that. And I still don't understand how the carrots, they had this like caramel, like toasted caramel taste to them. And to this day, we're just like – like that's one of the best meals I've had in the last year. And we actually made it ourselves.

There you go. HelloFresh.com. Go get yourself some HelloFresh. At this point on the train, the guards come in. They request the tickets. And this is always where you know things go awry whenever the guard requests a ticket i was hoping for a holy grail reference of like loki throwing some off off the train and being like no ticket no thanks um but they get into a huge fight and they get thrown off the train actually loki and sylvie get thrown through the window or

maybe one of them got thrown through the window the other loki got thrown out first and then sylvie she jumped out to get him because she's like i kind of need him at that point and i saw in closed captioning it said exhilarating instrumental which i was just like all right i guess that's where we're going with here exhilarating the guy who like wrote the score for that is watching on closed caption and he's like fucking it got it that's what i was going for yeah you were uh and they realized when he got thrown out of the train the temp padPad was destroyed. So Sylvie screams. Loki makes a joke. He's like, did that scream make you feel better?

And he suggests that they hijack the Ark and make sure it gets off the planet. Because she's like, this Ark never gets off the planet. He's like, well, it's never had us on it. Maybe we get on it and make sure it gets off. So she tells him in this moment that all of the TVA are variants. And he's stunned because I forget how it comes up. But she's like yeah like a variant like so and so he's like what like the timekeepers made them she's like nope they're all variants so now Loki when he returns to Mobius is definitely going to be looking at him a different way and we'll get into what that means for Mobius in the

questions we get a one shot to end the episode at this point where it was like true detective but in logy and they're running around the planet like breaks and meteors or pieces of the planet are crashing down on buildings they're running side to side oh this is falling in front of us this is falling in front of us and then we see the ark gets destroyed in the words of jim ross business is picking up right now business is picked up business is picked up and that's credits they leave us on a cliffhanger for the third week in a row i was fucking like uh i was like darth vader when the millennium falcon goes to hyperspace i did like the double glance and i was like that just happened again and then i'm like going through

i'm like oh this is definitely mid creditscredits, post-credits scene. Nothing there. I was like, they did it to us. Waldron, you son of a bitch. Son of a bitch, Waldron. I'm looking at the camera. I was like, Waldron, I'm pointing at you now. I'm pointing at you. You're fucking with our brains now. I guess that's what happens when you're the writer of Loki.

You've got to kind of keep us on our toes. Doing some mischievous stuff there. Some mischievous stuff. The God of Mischief, Michael Waldron. When they said they're all variants, I actually did the, wow, Owen Wilson. I couldn't fucking believe it. Let's just call it what it is. He clearly was either a jet ski salesman or he just was a fucking dude living life one fucking wave at a time on his jet ski.

We got a prediction from Mikey here. He says, prediction. Before being taken by the TVA, Moby invented the jet ski. He invented the jet ski. What if jet ski who knows I need to get Mobius on a fucking jet ski like now that we know where he's from Loki just does him a solid no matter what happens in the next three episodes and uh I actually got a photoshop of so I think I might have gotten it too uh where is it my guy here Rob Acevedo Rob Acevedo. Rob Acevedo.

That's who the woman who sent the Loki, the jet ski thing. So it was just fucking, oh. That's going to be, listen, when we finally see it, we'll put it on the screen. And that'll be like episode six recap. You'll just see a picture of Mobius on a jet ski and you'll know we made it to the finish line. I swear to God, if they don't give us this jet ski payoff. The Game of Thrones, they didn't give me the ice spiders. Imagine if the New Light Avengers assemble. He's about to get on

at the end. They're like, no, we're not showing it. Secret Wars, we finally see him pull up. He's on the jet ski! And you've never, you still, you said you've never done jet skis, right? Never ridden on a jet ski. Maybe that's like a summer thing. We're going to have to get Bob Fox on a jet ski. It's like you and Mobius.

I don't know who I want to see on a jet ski more right now. Do you want to get into the sus list for this week? We are done with the episode recap. Yeah. The only other thing I had was I had the city was big time laser tag vibes. Oh, yeah. It was like that like glow in the dark black and white stuff. The way they shot it was like you're running to a building and then that building collapses.

So you got to run to the next one. It was like cutting the corners. i got the same vibes almost uh almost like madripoor but like the chaotic apocalyptic version yeah and again i felt like people didn't really understand they didn't really grasp what was going on but they don't know what's like you don't know it's an apocalypse until your ass is dead right so i i guess i shouldn't be coming so you guys don't know about the tv they'd be like what are you talking about dude you have meteors raining from the sky. Give me a little more.

All right, the sus list. It's a very weird sus list this week, but this is all I can really tell you. It's one entry. The sus list is one. Okay. And it's everyone on the org chart at the TVA above middle manager. Everybody. And it's probably – Includes Miss Minutes, right?

Okay, so Miss Minute is on here. And it's everyone above middle manager at the TVA, including Miss Minute? And my reasoning for that, you sent me the Funko where it's her. It's what was the number of the guard who it was? I forget. But it was like the B-17 or something. Yeah. The girl who Lady Loki had gone into, you know, at the Walmart or whatever it was last episode. The judge who pretty much...

Ravonna. Yeah, Ravonna. And let's just call it Kang is in the fucking TVA. He's the fucking Michael Scott. And Ravonna is the assistant to the regional manager. Everyone there. And I got to include Miss Minute because you know what? She's lovable.

She's someone you would never think would be a bad guy. She's like a certain Jar Jar Binks right before the Darth Jar Jar reveal that is definitely real. And I don't care what anyone says. You didn't think I was going to bring up Darth Jar Jar this episode. You didn't think we were going to get Darth Jar Jar. But I'm telling you, Miss Minute is going to do some fucking shenanigans at some point in the next three episodes. And I'm thinking of like I've already – Sparky I called out. And I actually like thinking of like, I've already a Sparky I called out.

And I, um, why? And I, I actually wanted to voice actor said there was a lot more to be uncovered about Miss minutes to Tara strong was like, Oh yeah, there's a lot more there. Like,

and again, this goes back to the dino DNA guy from Jurassic park. I love the guy. Like if I found out the dino DNA guy was the guy that unlocked, unleashed the T-Rex and all the, like, and the innocent kids and shit like that, I feel terrible. So I do not like that Miss Minute is lumped in with these fucking jerks at the TVA.

But I feel like we're getting like a really – She's going to turn like angry. Like you're going to see like her eyebrows go down. She's going to turn red. Yeah. That's the best thing. Steam out of that. She turns into like an 8-bit in this minute and she's

just really and the fact she can go in and out of like computers to physical form sus sus and it's like terrifying she's gonna be really scary like i'm scared enough of those boston dynamic robots but they can't like just jump into my computer and start fucking around things here and like break the hyperspace you know when i was in middle school when we would do like you know go to the computers in the library or whatever, you do those little computer class things. If you went on a website you weren't supposed to, someone would take over your mouse. And they would like exit out.

And we would always fuck with that guy. We would always just like go to the wrong websites. Be like, you fucking try to log out. Like fight the mouse against him. We do have a couple questions, a couple good questions from the listeners this week. If you want to send in questions, always just pay attention to our Twitter on Thursdays. We'll tweet out, hey, tweet out your questions here, and we'll read them in the replies if they're good ones. The first one comes from Nate Rosenack, and he says, who do you think will come to the rescue of Loki and Sylvie?

No way they're getting off that moon without some help. So I guess hypothetically we could say maybe the TVA finds out where they've gone to. They teleport back in, they grab them, they take them in, or could it be another Loki variant? Could we be getting maybe that Richard E. Grant old Loki?

We don't even know if he's playing Loki. It's just an assumption, but he's, you know, a villainous guy and fits that structure. We're loading up on Loki's at some point. I'm hoping we're load. I mean,

I said I wanted to have multiple Loki's and all interact and all that kind of stuff. I feel like we're loading up on Lokis at some point. I'm hoping we're loading. I mean, I said I wanted to have multiple Lokis and all interact and all that kind of stuff. I feel like we're loading up on Lokis. So we don't think that our Loki, the OG Loki, is going... He has a final trick up his sleeve to get him off of here. I think he may.

Okay. I think he may have a final trick. Now, I was thinking maybe some sort of... What's his name? Heimdall or whatever. Heimdall? Yeah, he's dead. He's dead at this point, right?

Because it's 2070. Which, by the way, that was the other thing. It's the year 2070. Way in the future. I'm trying to figure out. I'm like, am I going to be alive in 2070? It's kind of a depressing thought. I'm like, probably not.

Oh, you'll be alive. With modern technology, you'll be alive. You'll be like, I don't know, like the emperor. Like, we'll get you in one of those arms so you can do my mom's face yes exactly i'll probably be in the same fucking physical state and thank you for saying the emperor i'm not gonna say his name i know i can't say his name here so uh that's an interesting uh kind of going off of the the multiple loki's as well as we've learned about the um the bisexual pansexual mv what is it if a loki has sex with another loki well there was some sexual tension right people were saying someone said would you fornicate with like the variant of

yourself if we're a hot girl and is that like super incest if you have sex with yourself but i don't think form i think it's incest i think it's masturbation oh wow that's a hell of a good that's a decent session if you've got like the same brain and you're both consenting to work on like essentially yourself. Same DNA pumping through those veins, right? Technically speaking. Wow. I mean, that's a galaxy brain. Get some 3G and think about that.

I think we have our blog for Friday to promote the episode. If a Loki fucks itself, is it incest, masturbation, good old fashioned? Or a third party, all of the above all the above yeah d it's probably the answer is d you're giving the d getting the d whatever it may be well we've gotten shadow michael waldron for just putting this fucking question into the universe yeah our next question comes from carter white and this is a real mind fuck one if you thought your mind was fucked by the last question he says do you think it's possible that all of episode three was just an elaborate enchantment

by Sylvie? She mentions creating scenarios in stronger-willed people's heads to enchant them, like shown at the beginning of the episode. What if the whole thing, or I'm gonna even,

Carter didn't say this, but I'm gonna throw this out. What if we did a little Force Awakens thing, and it's like, you know when Kylo Ren tried to read Rey's mind, and then she actually read his mind?

She said, what if you're never gonna be as strong as Darth Darth Vader what if when she tried to enchant Loki Loki enchanted her or he enchanted her when she fell asleep on the train and she woke up and this is all fake oh this is all yeah because Loki's just dancing around and all that kind of stuff and maybe he's trying to figure out what her plan is see this is the thing she's such like a bad Loki you know it wouldn't make sense that it this this alt because her magic isn't working and she if she's so good that she could plot all this stuff with the tva and you know even though it was a well-a plan and then

but like she left the door open she had to know loki was going to come through it and then lead to the events of this episode that makes a lot more sense and just like oh her magic just kind of stinks the temp pad i feel what if that's not even broken that's i feel like that's a loki projection there yeah and it's really i was thinking he projected a broken one yeah and that would make perfect sense and that's that's how i think they're going to get off the planet is i think loki will figure out a way to get that thing going and um it won't be as broken and that'll be the thing and then whether or not sylvie i guess sylvie's in it for the long haul i don't think she goes she dies i think she's probably

in it too yeah episode six at the very least i mean but who knows and that's what the god of would want us to think these goddamn questions are just like burying my brain below like a bunch of rubble by the way married to a poet or dating a postman yeah i think dating a postman would be an absolute – I think being married to a postman, woman, whatever, I just feel like they're just a good group of people. They're punctual. They're on time. They have a good work ethic because you have to be there every single day, six days a week. I don't know. Just something about – I was like, that sounds like a really nice – right?

I used to love my postman. I don't know the one now. I just moved. But when I was growing up, Tom was a great postman, yeah. We had this discussion on Podfathers. A good postman really makes life just better because they're in your life. They're out from more than an arm's length in your life, but they're there every single day for the most part. That and, at least in the Burbs, too.

That and bus drivers for the kids. Sienna's a bus driver. Awesome. Shout out, Eddie. We've shouted him out in the past. You have an Eddie in your life? I feel like there's a lot of Eddie Postman, too. Yeah, yeah, awesome. Shout out, Eddie. We've chatted about him in the past. You have an Eddie in your life? I feel like there's a lot of Eddie Postman, too. We're just like, Eddie the Postman.

You know when we talked about this was with WandaVision, with Vision's friends' names, like the Ralph and Eddie. We were just like, oh, those are like Postman names. Those are mailman names. Just nice guys. Who is the guy that we said was sus? Herb? Herb, yeah.

You can't have a bad Herb. You can't have a bad Eddie. And I feel like those are both postman names. So shout out to all the post office workers that are listening to this episode. They got a lot of shit last year too. You know, we had all the election and stuff. We love you at the basement. The mail-in votes.

Yeah, we love you here. So shout out to you guys. I mean, I'm a married man. But if the wife ever just picks up, takes the kids, damn, I'm going for a postwoman next. Yeah. Yeah. Or postman. I mean, Clem could be by. when you're next. Yeah. Yeah. Or post, man.

I mean, Clem could be by. Clemmy. What did I call this guy? Yeah, Clemmy. Clemmy the God of Mischief. Clemky? Go over the place. Yeah, Clemmky.

All right. That's the whole episode. That's our questions. That's our sus list for this week. And we will be back next week. Are we going to be in person next week or in Zoom next week? As of now, person. We'll see how it all shakes out.

But yeah, as of now, person. All right, we'll see. Make sure to like the video if you haven't already. Subscribe to the channel if you haven't already. And stay tuned for next week's Loki recap. See you then. This is what I want you guys to do. In the comments, give us your opinion.

If a Loki has sex with another Loki, what is it? What is it? Masturbation? Is it incest? Is it just good old-fashioned sex? All of the above, whatever it is, put it in the comments. Now, I just want to see what the comments have. Let's see what they say.