My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 180 - 'THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT' CHAPTER 2 RECAP WITH CLEM

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

Robbie and Clem discuss ‘The Book of Boba Fett’ Chapter 2 - which featured the introduction of the Hutt Twins, the live-action debut of feared Wookiee bounty hunter Black Krrsantan, Boba Fett furthering his relationship with the Tusken Raiders, a full blown train heist, the craziest Easter Egg/deep cut reference in all of Star Wars television, and more! 3Chi: Use code BASEMENT at checkout to receive 5% off at 3Chi.com **************************************** Subscribe to My Mom's Basement on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeZ96PqdsJYQ7DFLRx6MHw My Mom's Basement Merchandise: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/my-moms-basement Intro Music: “Basement Noise” by All Time Low Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/basement-noise/1499013757?i=1499013968 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3Aq9W9BBCjsFOQqcYyO6IA?si=d9d0f74cf54a48deYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement

Hey, My Mom's Basement listeners. You can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yeah, just stupid boys making basement noise in the basement, noise in the basement. Just stupid boys making basement noise in the basement. Yeah, yeah. Hello and welcome to My Mom's Basement presented by 3Chi and Barstool Sports. I am your host, Robbie Fox, and with me is my co-host, Clem, my daimyo, Clem. And we are here to talk about chapter two

of the book of Boba Fett. What an amazing show this is turning out to be, Clem. Yeah, it's fun. We're getting like some, you know, we're getting a little bit more of the whole Boba, the background and all that stuff, but then we're expanding the universe. We're going back and forth. We're having flashbacks.

We're having flashbacks that last so long I forget it's a flashback. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right. I watched this one with Sienna. And she's like, dad, is this still the flashback? And I'm like, yeah, he's in that flashback-ta-tank, which shout out to whoever told us, whoever threw that one into the mix. That's what it's called now.

I know it. The flashback-ta-tank. I put it in my notes too. That's just the definitive name. Update to Wookipedia. Yep. And for the people on YouTube can see, Rob has his Boba Fett shirt on. And Alex Jones, not that one, at least I don't believe so, called us Bobby Fett and Fett

at Clem. And I'm like, that is the official fucking name for the rest of this iteration of My Mom's Basin. We're talking the Book of Boba, Bobby Fett, Ben and Clem. We're rocking and rolling. So I feel like first episode, I said single, you know, in like the infield gap or whatever. For me, I'm saying stand-up double.

I was pretty happy with it the whole time. Very good. I was on the Lights, Camera, Barstool Twitter spaces that they do every single Wednesday night after the episode. And they had someone on who's like a diehard, like comic books, like really into it. And he called it two home run, two run home run. So I definitely think there's people who are thinking more than a double for me. Stand up double.

Very happy with what we got. How about you, Bob? What do you think? I think it's probably a triple for me, maybe a sliding triple. I thought the inclusion of some things from the comics that we'll talk about was awesome. I'm not like a diehard fan of Black Kersantan myself, but the inclusion of that is just so cool. The inclusion of the Hutts in this episode. I loved the entire flashback sequence, very Dune-esque as it's been compared to this was up there with the top tier Mandalorian episodes for me. And it was one of those episodes that I sat back at four in the morning when I'm really glad I stayed up to watch this at three in the morning. And it made me go, I love Star Wars.

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think they got blue raspberry gummies now tons of great stuff so go to 3g.com use the promo code mmb at checkout and you will receive five percent off your order it was pretty much everything i wanted episode two to be just building and building and building and i think we're gonna get a big explosion by the end of the series i think so too and that's i mean that's what i'm hoping for knock on wood this app actually this episode felt very mando-ish to me except if it was mando it would have probably wrapped up in this episode where you know it's like all right you're going you're teaching the tuscan raiders how to do this you get you know you you prove your worth to like this new tribe of people that you were the outsider to

and then we go about our way. We take Baby Yoda to another planet. This one, obviously, it's, you know, this book. We're staying with the story. And again, the flashback. And then we go to the present day. It kind of gives them more ways to kind of weave that story and not have to keep going from, you know, point A to point B to point C every single episode. So, yeah, thumbs up.

Thumbs up all around. That is the difference between this and mando too it's like this we have a clear overarching story of okay we've got maybe some issues with the mayor the mayor you know we're finding out who the mayor is we've got some issues with the huts whereas mando like you said it would have been like all right that's in the past let's move on to the next adventure it does have the overarching story but it's a lot more prevalent in the book of boba fett i think agreed agreed and again i hate to do this hate to slander the man it's not even his show mando doesn't hold a fucking candle to boba fett i mean the guy can't use can barely use a

flamethrower it's day one fucking mandalorian shit right there he has nice armor he has he was like the fucking he he was actually he wasn't even a good part of your at length uh but you know we love him. Nice name. Nice name. All that kind of stuff. Shout out, you know, wherever you are. But, yeah, let's fucking – let's keep this going, baby.

You said Star Wars. I feel like Star Wars, we're moving in, like we said, with – we have the YouTube Quick Hitter exclusive to YouTube. It's not on the podcast. So go to the My Mom's Base YouTube to check it out. And we were saying how, like, I'm hoping DC, the DC universe, is like a seven and nine, eight and eight season where it's not, you know, trash, but it's not, you know, great. And I think the Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon,

I'm hoping for like a 12 and four season for them. Star Wars, it's like they need to have like at worst eight and eight to ten and six seasons from here on out after the sequel trilogy ripped us apart. And I feel like we are progressing. It's like right now it's early in the sequel trilogy ripped us apart and i feel like we are progressing it's like right now it's early in the season but i'm like all right we have a good team you can see where everything is you can see this is going to be a good season and someone that's watched a lot a lot of bad football this looks nothing like my jackets right now so i'm very happy about that well i'm glad let's get into chapter two the tribes of tattooing such a good

episode title as well. Shout out Jon Favreau writing this. And as you mentioned, we do get some storylines that are very similar to Mando. And let's teach this tribe how to fight, how to defend themselves. It's, I believe, like the seven samurai plot. That's what Jeff D. Lowe at least said to me. So I would trust his take on it. And I think that's like the Dave Filoni, George Lucas.

Let me go back to what initially inspired George. I kind of liked that. We start with shots of Jabba's palace, some cool new shots of Jabba's palace. Fennec brings in that assassin from last week. He is a prisoner for her. He says he's from the order of the night wind, or I think eight D eight. The droid actually says that he says he won't talk for any man. He's from the order of the night wind

he's dropped off to the rancor pit after we're told he won't discuss this with anyone and he says he was sent by the mayor so it's a big intro where you're like oh shit maybe we do have issues with the mayor yeah and again i fucking i disliked the mayor that we hadn't even met yet but the mayor's guy who we end up seeing a little bit, I need his head on a spike by the end of this series. I know that's a little extreme for the Star Wars universe, even though they did have the Stormtrooper-like helmets on a spike. I'm talking Game of Thrones, medieval shit on that guy,

because he just has that look. He doesn't even have a punchable face. He has a put-ahead-on-a-fucking-spike face. That's what he fucking has. I loved rolling up to jabba's palace and it was kind of the other angle i got a little bit of the jedi vibes when they're walking up the little path to get there so that was cool uh the night wind that dude i'm sorry man like i know it's the rancor is like this fearful creature and you know probably the species rings out in the

streets that dude was fucking pissing his pants and fucking, you know, singing. At least Luke gave it a fucking shot and obviously killed it. Fucking awful look for the night. I have no respect, zero respect for the Nightwing right now. And I have to say, man, going down to that pit, man,

I wonder how that ranker trainer is doing, man. How do you think he's like, you think he like started hitting the bottle after he lost his best friend? I don't, he doesn't strike me as a barge guy.'s not a guy where java's like come on we're gonna go kill these guys like like that would be the right thing to do java should have probably taken him on the barge and be like this guy killed your best friend i'm gonna let you watch me feed him to the sarlacc but java doesn't feel strike me as that kind of boss right no java probably took him aside and

said listen i'll let you take the day off i'll let you take the day off. I'll let you take the week off. And I bet that guy probably got a new rancor. I bet he's raising a new one that's kind of tiny now. That would be awesome. I actually think Jabba's probably like, clean up your dead friend. He embarrassed me. And like, you have to work overtime tonight. You have to work like watch out duty in case anyone sneaks around here.

And so we don't have another Leia Han situation. I think that's what java says in front of everyone else but then he pulls him to the side he's like no no i'm sorry take the week off you you're a big java guy you think java is this like gracious ruler as a new part of baba fox i didn't realize no i think it's just i think he takes takes care of the family almost in a tony soprano way where he's like hey you're you're my guy. A job as Tony Soprano guy. I absolutely love it. So Boba and Fennec go to meet the mayor at this point. There's a lot of trend oceans on the way.

I feel like it's gotta be a little tiny tease for Bosque. I don't know, but they kind of lingered on them for a second there. And they go to meet the guy who works for the mayor. He works the front desk for the mayor. It's Bailey Carlin, our friend BW Carlin and everyone tweeted the screenshots immediately it looked like him he has the mustache he has the five panel hat boba eventually forces his way into the mayor's office when he's like all right i'm not making any progress with this guy and the mayor's name mock shai he's an ethorian kind of looks like the hammerhead alien. He's voiced by Robert Rodriguez,

which I thought was cool. I also think Robert Rodriguez sounds just like Pedro Pascal, the Mandalorian himself. Yes. I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, dude, that voice I've heard before.

I know it's because Robert Rodriguez is just putting his voiceovers and all this shit, but it sounds the exact same to me. It's completely fucking up my brain. And it was cool. Like you could hear the Ithorian language and it was being translated through. Like it was almost like a robot voice. It was a droid voice translating it into English or whatever they call English in Star Wars.

I think they call it like main language or something. And they say the order of the Nightwind is not allowed to operate outside of Hutt space. So the mayor has his people kill this assassin right away. He's like, no, no, no, I didn't send him. He's not allowed to operate thanks for bringing him in and boba's like listen i'm gonna take your fucking reward as the tribute you should have paid me they kind of have a little tension back and forth and he tells boba running a family is a lot more complicated than bounty hunting if you go to the sanctuary you'll see what i mean so boba's like all right let's go to the fucking

sanctuary they go to the sanctuary they go up to garcia flip and they say garcia what's going on i didn't realize by the way jennifer beals did you know that episode one i did know that we didn't talk about it but i looked it up and like did the whole research because i was like what else is she and i've obviously i knew she was a flesh and i was like what and so i i didn't know that we i don't think we mentioned that i have a fucking sick name. Like Star Wars, the flip. That's something I never even like thought was possible. So they go to Garza and they're like, hey, what's going on? We were told by the mayor that if we came here, we would see something that we needed to see.

And she says that the twins have laid claim to their late cousin's throne. And mark this down as the first basement. We called it of the season. Last week, we told you not a second cousin, not a third cousin. We're talking first cousins. We got some fucking first cousins of Jabba the Hutt. Twins, no less. Twins, not one, but two cousins.

They come in on a litter. They're being carried fucking WrestleMania IX style by their people. Unbelievable. The Basin Boys are getting getting hot i'm telling you 2022 year the basis subscribe on youtube leave the reviews and fucking get in on the ground floor this is this is audio bitcoin you guys are listening to right now that is completely false but i felt fucking so good about leave a like for getting that one come on leave us a like for getting that prediction correct and it was like, family member, I'm talking no more than first cousins.

And they're like, basically, Garth is like, first cousins. Not second, not third, not fourth. We're talking like LeBron here at the fucking heat, you know, announcement special. That felt so goddamn good. Did you see that article that was going viral, the headline, where it's like, Jabba's girl cousin is 2022 vibes. No.

2022 goals. Jabba's female cousin is 2022 goals. And people are like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? Like we are currently living in the worst time of human existence right now where that headline was actually real, but it's almost so bad.

I actually love it now. So shout out to jabba's cousin 2022 goals right there his girl not the boy cousin the girl cousin 2022 goals yeah what being the person that has to carry two huts on the fucking uh i know i was thinking that how heavy are two huts i'm a big dude and i wouldn't want to carry just myself on there carrying two fucking huts i dressed up up as Java at a fucking thing. I feel bad for anyone who would do that. Let alone to those motherfuckers.

They got little rats scurrying around too. Like you're worried about a ratchet jumping off and like, you know, get it on your neck or something. Ooh, no, thank you. No,

thank you. And the, the going back to the mayor, first of all, the mayor, this is tough. If your mayor has a straight up vagina on their neck, how do you not look at that vagina? Like, you know, if there's like, someone has a straight up vagina on their neck how do you not look at that vagina like you know if there's like someone has a like something on their face like a

mole or somebody has some hair or something it's hard a lazy eye well your fucking mayor has a goddamn vagina on their neck it is tough not to look at sweet little translation bot they had though where he would talk and they were like automatically i feel like they have that in the un where you could like put the headphones on and listen to whatever language is native for you or whatever i love that shooting and i hate the mayor i hate the mayor i hate his stupid fucking head on a spike level fucking assistant i hate them all shooting a dude in the neck was fucking awesome just fucking take care of those nightwing bitches they suck anyway they're little snitches night wind fucking stinks well and sienna saw the elephant she saw max rebo and she goes there's the elephant so max rebo is another generation

is falling in love with that guy no one is having a better that's fucking the real 2022 goals max rebo making a comeback what i thought his ass was dead this whole time as soon as i saw him too i was like oh there's my fucking guy i hope they show him every episode just a little shot of max in the corners to remind us like oh yeah he's still kicking he's alive he's doing well he's like the willie nelson of the music universe in star wars where they're like yeah max is still playing they're like yeah he's still getting up on stage he's got the whole family with him go see max rebo yeah and don't forget what they call that down there in um in the star wars right? What do they call jazz music? Yeah, they call it jizz.

They call it jizz. Yeah, it's really called jizz. But the twins come in on a litter. They have Black Kersantan with them, who is from the comic books. He's from the Darth Vader comics. The first introduction of Black Kersantan, I actually read. It was one of the Darth Vader comics I read. And I don't know a ton about him because I think they really fleshed him out in dr afra um but people love him people absolutely love him he's the first

wookiee bounty hunter he was on kashyyyk he kind of got banished from kashyyyk i think he like baited slavers into coming to kashyyyk for some wookies for like a gladiator tournament and then he was like i'm killing all of you except one. Bring me to that gladiator tournament. And then he became this like amazing, almost Thor Ragnarok-esque gladiator. And that's why Boba references. He says, bring all the gladiators you want. Like, this doesn't scare me. He worked for Jabba the Hutt for a while. I believe he even worked for Darth Vader for a quick minute.

And he is definitely known in the galaxy as one of the most feared bounty hunters there is. He fought Luke. He fought Obi-Wan. He kicked Chewbacca's ass. and he is definitely known in the galaxies one of the most feared bounty hunters there is he fought luke he fought obi-wan he kicked chewbacca's ass he fought uh who else no i guess that's it luke obi-wan han chewbacca he fought all of them in the comics and i think he came up in the winning end of most of those he wears like brass knuckles he's he's a bad motherfucker i so i didn't know if this guy was even a known thing because i'm like did bob just fucking not let me know that bad wookies exist i thought every wookiee was fucking honorable and great and a wonderful person now is this guy like the black sheep of the wookies like

there's one bad wookiee and that's the dude we just met like he fuck is is that fair to say i think he's up there yeah and and that and i gotta know this because i didn't realize he fought all of our like favorite fucking heroes, too. Is he a dirty fighter? Is he a little Ric Flair, like he'll hit in the balls when no one's looking? I think so, yeah, because I know when he fought Chewbacca, Chewbacca was drugged. Oh, I love it. See, I'm falling in love with the villains again.

I kind of like this guy. He'll probably do something that will make me eat my words in the next few episodes, but I'm kind of falling. Like, he just has a badass look. I didn't realize he had the—I didn't realize they still rock brass knuckles when they have fucking like laser technology god bless you man so i fucking and the the threat sweet light sleep lightly what a great threat that is to tell somebody when the the huts say that i was saying the other day uh i'll pray for you it's such a good thing to say to someone because it's so fucking condescending and you can't really say anything back because you're saying something so nice and then a lot of people from the south

mostly were like if you say like bless your heart bless your little heart sleep lightly is a little more aggressive than that but those are some three just great fucking like poison filled fucking venom filled like words to say to someone i loved it how. How about Thanos to Tony Stark? I hope they remember you. Oh, right. As he's about to die. Talk about one that cuts deep. Yeah.

Oh, Bob. That's what you get down here in the basement. Yeah. Boba tells them, he says, I am the dime. Yo now,

whatever your cousin says, which is such a bad-ass thing. I'm the fucking dime. Yo of tattooing. He says, whatever your tablet says, you have to come to my throne if you want it come take it basically and they're like all right we're not going to shed the blood here on these streets they but they make some threats back and forth we know that this is not a friendly relationship it's

not going to be a good relationship going forward and boba goes back to the flashback to tank at this point and the rest of the episode is dealt with in flashbacks, which I was actually cool with because it's a 53, 56 minute episode. When you do the longer extended run times, give it as many flashbacks as you want at that point. It really worked well. So we see the Tusken Raiders.

They're teaching Boba Fett how to fight in hand-to-hand combat using their weaponry, using the gaffy stick. I believe it's called a little creature hops out of the sand, goes over by dunes. boba fett had a fight in hand-to-hand combat using their weaponry using the gaffy stick i believe it's called a little creature hops out of the sand goes over by dunes and we hear a train approaching at first i was like is this another creature is this a crate dragon is this the sandworm from dune nope it's just a train and they start getting shot like the tuscan raiders take their positions some of them get shot they seemingly have dealt with this before though they're like oh defend yourself whatever we have a tuscan funeral and then boba sees some speeders

drive past possibly the same speeders he saw last episode stealing water from those aunt ben uncle baru looking people and our uncle owen why did you say uncle ben that's spider-man i got confused with spider-man um and boba Fett Then tells the Tuskens listen I'll be back at morning we're gonna stop The train see you in the morning but you know Boba Fett's about to do some badass shit Boba's about to go Boba on people's asses And I'm with you too the flashbacks

I almost Prefer just like once you're done with Whatever the current shit is just go flashback The tank and stay in the flashback the tank Flash 007. That was the first one that I saw tweeted at us. Flashback that he hit us up with that one. This fucking blows my mind.

Tatooine has to lead the galaxy in dicks per capita, right? Like every fucking person we meet in Tatooine is an asshole. And I know you started Mos Eisley and it's during a war and you know, but it feels like you can't trust anybody between the prequels

and the fucking original trilogy it's nothing but fucking no good what's the fucking no good dirty lowdown tricksters they just seem like a bunch of fucking dicks and I don't know if it's because there's sand everywhere and it's coarse and everyone just gets so mad

and it's always fucking hot I understand that but there's just so many just shitty fucking people here man it's it's unbelievable to me when I saw the train going I'm like there's trains and there's plenty of trains in Star Wars but I thought it was on track so my brain was completely

just fucking confused man it's very strange when you see a train levitating yeah because what makes a train a train it's kind of the fact that it's on tracks. And not in the Star Wars. Yeah, it's kind of a mindfuck there. But I think the Tatooine thing is maybe because they used to have oceans, as they mentioned in this episode. And then they dried up.

Tatooine was probably a sick place to live. And all their real estate just went to shit. Because now they need moisture farmers to get any water. They need the little black pumpkins, right? Or black melons, they called them in this episode. Yeah, Tatooine doesn't seem like a place I'd want to live. Yeah, I'm sure, like, there's going to – I'm trying to think of, like, what the climate change place will be

that's, like, it was so lush, and then, you know, it just fucking dried into a bone, and it's a fucking desert now. Earth. Yeah, well, Earth in general, yeah. Earth, yeah the entire planet is gonna just become tatooine and i we're already like i mean at least online everyone's basically a tatooine resident online everyone's always arguing and is mad with each other so this kind of checks out bob we're on our fucking way to being the next tatooine awesome great

wonderful maybe this galaxy far far away wasn't so far away after all. So here we get a crazy, crazy deep cut Easter egg reference, whatever you want to call it. We get a couple having a dinner, having a drink at Tosche Station. Literally, like, I got to go to Tosche Station to pick up my power converters. Luke whining about that shit. That is where they are. And the couple is Lays Lone zoner and cammy from a deleted scene in a new hope these are two of luke's friends that he grew up with on tatooine that they were cut out of the movie the original but we have two characters now playing them the characters from

the deleted it's such a crazy deep cut reference that i can't believe they went there but it's amazing because for the hardcore star wars fans we're like oh fuck those are luke's friends they'll be messing with luke's friends and we do see a gang messing with luke's friends they are some of the most evil looking aliens in the galaxy they just got horns and spikes on their face they look like the hot topic employees of the galaxy and boba fett comes in like fucking denzel washington in equalizer. He has this amazing entrance shot where they kind of play those like horns that they played during the tragedy when he came in in the Mandalorian.

And he fucks everybody in this bar up. It looks like they've turned Tosche Station into whatever they used to be a radio shack where they sold power converters. Now it's a bar and fucks them all up, has a sip of the drink and leaves. He steals all their speeders. He goes back to camp.

This was, I would probably say, my favorite scene in the entire episode, just based on how badass they made Boa Fett look. Yeah, and I also appreciated how they left no doubt in your minds that this crew, this gang or whatever you want to call them, they were just legitimate dickheads. They were assholes there's no like we talked about how there's a little more gray coming into the star wars universe you're learning that the husky raiders aren't such evil people they're they're actually families they care about each other and they're just doing whatever they can do to survive and help their families survive it's like no these guys are scumbags they like just the way they like they like approach the women you're like oh yeah bad person bad person kill that guy right there and boba if i had to like compare it to it's almost like when the hound in thrones would

just start fucking up like legitimately bad people you're like oh yeah we have this guy who's like the ace of fucking spades you just slam that down on the table during a game of war and he's wiping out everybody and that's exactly what boba did it was awesome it was i'd say that was probably my favorite part as well because it's just like i mean the hut scene was awesome don It was, I'd say that was probably my favorite part as well. Cause it's just like, I mean, the scene was awesome. Don't get me wrong. Seeing some huts. They looked good by the way, too.

I feel like it was the first time we've seen CGI huts that are like, okay, no, that's probably what huts should look like instead of the episode four special edition one, the episode. Actually they looked okay. In episode one,

I think Java looked okay in episode one. Yeah. Yeah. I've had most of episode one pur think java looked okay in episode one yeah yeah i've had most of episode one purged from my brain even though we re-watched it during the pandemic last year with dlcb guys um but the hunt is an underratedly tricky thing and it's something they're gonna obviously come back to so they're gonna they're not leaving our lives anytime soon i think we can all agree but again we're at the fucking state like we paid to see Boba and that we got fucking full fucking Boba, which was great to see.

I love that. Absolutely. So we returned to the Tuscan camp and he brings them in first. They, I think they even shoot at him or they draw their guns and they're like, they think it's like a herd of people coming towards him. Nope. He just tied up all the speeders and they try to like junk them.

The second he gets there, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going to teach you how to ride these things.

And we get a very funny scene where he's like teaching them. This goes forward. This goes back. And he's like no no no i'm gonna teach you how to ride these things and we get a very funny scene where he's like teaching him this goes forward this goes back and he's like like a bantha and he just has he has a silly face on while he's doing it it's already like a meme i've seen and he teaches them how to ride these things these speeder bikes he teaches them how to jump from one to the next they're still teaching him hand-to-hand combat so it's a little you teach me something i'll teach you something going on here. And then we get the big train approaches sequence. Even the kid is in on it where he's helping with the or she is helping with the signals. And we get this train approaches.

We get it kind of I called it a heist in my notes. Not really much of a heist. I guess they steal stuff at the end, but they really just want to stop the train, figure out who it is, what, what they're doing there. And the girl Tuscan Raider that I said is a girl or Sienna said is a girl. So now we're saying as a girl, she comes in and saves the day. I do think it is a girl too,

just based on the way the wrapping is on the head almost looks like long hair. So she comes in, she saves the day. She's a bad-ass fighter. Very cool sequence on the top of the train where Boba looks like he's in trouble for a bit. And then she comes in, fucks everybody up with the sticks.

Boba stops the train with his stick. And I loved the little droid that was like the pilot of it. He reminded me of a Muppet or something. He just jumped out when his time was done. And I thought this was also a very cool Dune-esque sequence. Yeah, so I watched the emergency emergency awesome which all like a great recap guy if you for any nerd shit uh you know star wars marvel thrones all that kind of stuff and he had mentioned dune like a thousand different times i'm like man i really need to watch dune

because i don't know any of these references i just haven't got a chance to see it yet but he did say that that that is confirmed a girl tuscan raider and i'm like sienna cool ones two for two basement girls getting it on the action leave another like you gotta leave it actually does that take away or like don't don't oh yeah don't take it away don't take it away yeah um but the you nailed it too i like i don't know if this is just my stupid brain. My favorite characters in Star Wars are like R2-D2, the Millennium Falcon. The machines, so many of the machines have personalities to them. And that droid was my favorite character of this episode. There was just something about him.

I just loved he had that charm. He's like, fuck this shit. I got this thing about to blow up. I am out. Deuces. I just didn't like the end. When he crawls away like a spider, I was like, ah, I didn't know he crawled like a fucking up. I am out. Deuces. I just didn't like the end when he crawls away like a spider. I was like,

ah, I didn't know he crawled like a fucking spider. I don't like that. I don't like anything that looks like a spider, which by the way, I'm going through the Harry Potter movies for the first time. Now there's a terrifying, terrifying spider sequence in the second one,

massive, hairy spider in the forest, got little spiders around him. There is, has been a spider scene in every one since there's spiders everywhere in this franchise maybe that's why i didn't get into it when i was too little they're great movies every spider scene i gotta look away i gotta take something put it in front of my face oh my god terrifying shit i don't like spiders not a spider but robbie fox watches real life human cockfighting in person just watching people get beaten to a pulp fake

on a tv screen just gives them the willies it's amazing i love that kind of stuff um he gathers up the entire syndicate this is the pike syndicate who we've seen in the clone wars who we've seen in some other star wars media solo a star wars story they were mining spice on kessel uh and he says let me ask you something they're like are you gonna kill us he says, let me ask you something. They're like, are you going to kill us? He's like, let me ask you something. It depends on how you answer. Is this spice that you're hauling here? And they have a great leader who's like, what's spice? What kind of, what do you mean by spice?

It's the classic, you go to the doctor, they're like, do you smoke? He's like, smoke what? What are you talking about? And Voba's like, that's what spice looks like. They open the chest. There's a bunch of spice. And he says, okay, you must now pay a toll to pass these sands.

This dune sea or whatever they called it. He says, you must now pay a toll because these are native lands. This is owned by the Tuscan raiders. And we won't kill you. We will spare you. But you got to march all day that way in a single file line. We'll give you each a fucking melon a black melon you could get out of here and you tell the your people those are the terms so

he's kind of like taken back ancestral territory kind of had vibes of like yellowstone if you ever watched that like where the native americans are like this is our fucking land like what are you talking about you're coming in and colonizing it no No way. And I dug that. And I feel like it could be a story going forward in this where it's like, I think something might happen to Boba's Tusken Raiders where it sends them on another path. Or I think by the end of this, maybe he's retaking Tatooine for the Tuskens. Oh, wow. The whole, the whole once ocean rich planet of Tatooine. I didn't think of that.

I kind of just love these like fish guys. I don't know what else to call them. They just call us. But they're like, yeah, they got lucky. We had no idea they had this fucking random dude out there. We're going to build another train and we're going to light these motherfuckers up more than anything. But I do feel like we probably that this like side of it, they'll probably

bend the knee and not come back after, I guess, like walking in a single file line, you know, during the Tatooine afternoon could not come back. After, I guess, walking in a single file line during the Tatooine afternoon could not be fun. You're just swaying your dick off. You have those little black melons. And they didn't even say it was water. They said the milk of a black melon.

Imagine being in the desert forever and then just drinking room temperature milk. Brandon Clancy loves milk. He loves drinking milk. He probably would love that he probably doing it right now he's probably out there fucking just drinking some milk out there wherever he is we gotta get him on one of these one of the i bet he's watching book of boba fett i know he's more into the marvel stuff i think but i think he's into star wars stuff as well

the tuscan raiders bring boba into this little tent that night for a ceremony of sorts they tell boba we've been in hiding. Most other Tuscan tribes go out and kill to survive, but we hide. We get the melons, we get the creatures and all that. This is a good Tuscan gang. And they offer him a gift. They say, we have a gift for you. He's like, a gift? Why do you have a gift? They bring out this little thing that a lizard is inside it. Lizard jumps up his fucking fucking nose they put a little powder in the face lizard jumps up his nose and he starts hallucinating this is like a three chi lizard it's the the three chi lizard strain he starts seeing uh his home world camino he starts seeing waves in in

the desert even he sees this slave one take away or is it a slave one i guess it's the same ship that jango had right jango had the slave one yeah takes takes off and what else does he sees uh uh that oh he gets wrapped in a tree and he sees the sarlacc kind of eating him and it looks like the tree flashes back and forth between it little red eyes yeah the red eyes in the tree almost like bats or something and he gets tangled in this tree he eventually breaks out and he comes back the next day with one of the big tree branches and they know what he's back for they know you know this was all a journey on purpose and they're like let's see the stick he presents him with the stick like yep they wrap him up in the robes that we saw him in in the mandalorian he carves his own gaffy stick he works with this guy a wood

shop teacher the the tuscan raiders have a wood shop teacher he teaches him how to make it it's a very cool sequence actually them like putting it in the fire them putting the metal into it all that was cool and then the episode ends with boba fett joining them for a tribal dance around the fire that kind of reminds you of the haka right that you see or something like that it was very very cool very dramatic the score made it feel epic and that is the ending of episode two i think like we kind of predicted last week i think we're gonna get one more episode with flashback sequences i think we're gonna see boba fett meet fennec shand and repair her where fennec now says she owes a life debt to boba because he fixed her abdomen after she was shot by bobby conavalli's son and i think after that we're probably on to

just the boba fett is a mobster storyline yeah and what what is it called the d uh the dime dimeo i fucking love that line that that term too i have to remember that one i'm gonna i might just call myself that i'm gonna call myself to the kid. Call me Daimyo of the house. You sons of bitches. When they said this lizard's going to lead you somewhere, I was so excited to see what the lizard was about to do. And then I realized the lizard's like a fucking

drug. And it was like tripping him out with metaphors and shit. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I thought I was on drugs or something. I'm like, what am I watching right now? It's a tree with water, but I know we're in Tatooine. And then I didn't know if it was a flashback, flash forward, if he's actually walking to the tree. It was a lot of shit.

That was a lot to digest right there. And then all that just to get a walking stick, essentially, which I knew was going to become his, like, weapon or whatever. But I was like, just take it. And I think it was maybe, like, will it alter his mind at all? You know how people do, like, ayahuasca or like dmt they they have these journeys and they're like i came back a changed person is that this for boba fett where they kind of shedding the last of his i'm a bad guy and now he's kind of just like i rule with

respect i think we should all be a little more peaceful because i did mushrooms takes mushrooms one time that's like the fucking you, Boba Fett went abroad for a semester. Now he's coming back acting like he's such a change, man. I love it. Like just take him to the tree yourself, choose a branch, man. You can fucking stick awesome. And said, I did like though, when they faced, they sprayed them the spice in his face and he's like, I think I just ate your lizard. I think the funny moment that he had between them. And then I will say my favorite part was when he's just getting like his like wrappings.

And I'm like, Boba Fett is getting like an alternate uniform right now. Like it was like, it reminds me of when they do the throwback uniforms for a team, but the current team, like either never played there or it's like from eons ago, it's like when the Minneapolis Lakers or something like that, or the Toronto,

whoever it was, the original Toronto team in the NBA. And you're you're just like oh we're doing some serious for the new york titans for the jets right there's some so i kind of like seeing boba in this completely new uniform uh and then again i had no idea those tuscan sticks took so long to make but that fucking woodshop guy absolutely crushed it and And I'm telling you right now, that was a billion percent the idea of a Disney exec. Who was like, listen, our lightsaber market is a little saturated right now. We need to come up with some more weapons other than blasters. You know, guns are problematic these days.

Let's go get some fucking Tuscan sticks. That says like, you know, a stick is as neutral as you can get. An old man like me can use it as a walking stick. I'm telling you, they came up with that thing to sell fucking at the part of Star Wars. Yeah. So you know what's crazy about that? I was thinking about this. We learned when Tamora Morrison came back, when he returns to the role of Boba Fett in The Mandalorian,

he apparently requested to use that weapon because it's like when you go back, it's a real weapon that they used in i think new zealand and australia called like a gaffy stick and he's like this is like something that my ancestors probably used so can you work this into the character work this into the story so they said yes and that like basically i think that request crafted half of the book of boba fett just based on him joining the Tuskens, like being a part of their culture, being a part of their family. People have pointed out it's the first family that Boba Fett has had since his father was killed by Mace Windu. So I like that as well, where it's like kind of a symbolic thing for him joining a family, learning how to work as a team again.

They have that line in this episode where they're like running a family is a lot more complicated than bounty hunting. And it's like, yeah, Bobba knows he's got some experience now yeah and it's gonna we're definitely gonna get some sort of a lesson he learned with the raiders that he's gonna then use as the daimyo of the family and have to well i think all the raiders are gonna fucking come back and help him in a big battle at the end oh yeah he's gonna right he's gonna be cornered right and it's gonna be like oh but who can help him he He's not friends with all the Mandalorians or anything. And then it's like, You guys just got a live Tusken Raider impersonation by Bob Fox.

You didn't even know it was coming. I didn't even know it was coming. We're going to have to clip that. How about Boba's learning how to speak their language? I liked halfway through the episode, we started getting subtitles. So they showed us, like, little by little, he started understanding. He even spoke it back to him at one point point and he's doing kind of the sign language too so he's kind of like you tell he's walking himself through it and then he's walking us through it too

and watching this right after hawk out we're doing the same thing i'm like i am getting a lot of sign language into my brain right now uh i i almost feel like the tuscan raiders it's the star wars version of the dothraki and they're gonna come when shit looks bad and they're just gonna run wild on whoever is there right yeah absolutely i can't wait for the rest of the episode i'm looking at our runtime right now i find it interesting that episode one about a half an hour took us about an hour to recap it episode two about an hour took us about 40 minutes to recap it a bit shorter this week but i feel like we really covered everything there's the black chrysanthemum stuff there's the

huts i still think crimson dawn is a possibility i saw some rumors from the sun so you can't really count these as rumors you gotta take them with a grain of salt but they said harrison ford might have filmed scenes for this so keep your eye out for han solo jeff d low if he nails that one and says he said weeks ago he said he would be shocked if han solo wasn't in it if he got that fucking correct i'm gonna start looking at this guy and putting him on sus list oh yeah jeff d low anyone with a middle initial is like you're born on the sus list with a middle initial and then you can work yourself off of it jeff d low's not on there but he will go back on. That is a fucking promise. Again, I did the Twitter spaces.

They said any predictions or anything, and my one prediction I'm making now, I feel like – I don't think it's going to be the next episode. I feel like probably by episode five, it's going to be known as the Gamorian Guard game. It's going to be those two are going to come up clutch. There's going to be like a, hey, i know you used to work for my cousin 22 job is cousin job is female cousin who is 2022 goals is going to be like listen i am 2022 goals you're going to work for us just like you work for my cousin we're going to you know give you gold and we're going to you know you can get a shower inside all this kind of stuff and they're gonna be like no fucking way and they're going to just beat the shit they're going to pledge that loyalty

the bash brothers are going to have a fucking game so i'm making that prediction now that's my prediction of uh the next few episodes i'm also just thinking we're gonna hopefully see maybe some huts die by the end of this show i already hate these twin huts how are they gonna kill the huts off because they're these big sluggish creatures right they just kind of sit there do you do the i'm gonna strangle you again like we already got that in this with boba strangling the creature in episode one we already got java getting strangled did they get shot did they just fucking get stabbed like drax you know in the beginning of guardians 2 and he fucking goes ham on one is somebody gonna do that maybe 8d8 will get to do that just with the fucking little droid i love that i love that

oh i also i came up with a really really good prediction that i think is going to happen i think we're going to get a moment which this feels like a very ground-based show right we're not really doing a lot of starships but we're going to end up in a starship and a hyperdrive is not going to work at the worst possible moment that's my prediction and that's going to go for every Star Wars show and movie we see for the rest of our lives. Let's say this. Are we going to get a seismic bomb charge go off in this show?

We have to, right? Yeah. Got one of the Mando series, and everyone went fucking wild for it. Everyone went crazy. You got to bring at least one in. And we got to get the, what's the guy's name? It starts with a B, Basque.

Basque. Basque. All the fucking lizard guys were just chilling there. So many chilling around there. won in and we got to get the um what's the guy's name starts with the b best uh the boss all the fucking lizard guys were just chilling so many chilling around that he's got a gang or something yeah yeah yeah so that felt like i think maybe like next episode even he could be like very soon yep and and going back to the checkoffs rank or no rank or in the ranker cage and put in the rank or pit i feel like we going to end up with one by the finale. It's like, alright, everything is back to normal. Maybe Moochie from the Bad Batch? That's what I'm hoping for, Bob. That's what I'm hoping

for right there. And I came up with a great idea of how to grow the podcast. Ready for this one? So you guys know, we got to 10,000 subscribers. Shout out to everyone. We're going to do the contest. Almost 11. Yeah, almost at 11 right now. And our next goal was 25, right? We be like reasonable i don't know what the date for that is but i have a fucking idea of how to get us a 25k and we'll do the contest we have to get all the

names there's a ton of names and we'll have to like figure out a way to automate it we'll get the prizes all that kind of stuff scouts honor we have to get all right so we need to get a producer for the show we're gonna work on that behind the scenes we're going to figure out how to grow this youtube pull all the algorithm tricks going to talk to the you know our youtube uh person at bar school this is what i need from the listeners i need people if you work for the new york times if you work for variety deadline hollywood reporter anyone that's fucking barstool sports anything that's like a no name i need you to start spitting out things like my mom's basement is the part of my take of marvel and star wars so then we can put that in like our little like trailer teaser or a little clip where it's like

you just see that and it says like by variety you know and then it's like you know this is like imagine if that big cat be like this is the best podcast i've ever listened to including all the ones on it big cat from barstool sports boom fucking portnoy portnoy god damn it we have the biggest we gotta get a quote from him we need to get a portnoy quote so uh if if you or anyone you know works at a company that fits that kind of like realm give us like thinking your best fucking thing that just build up the basement and we can just throw it in a teaser at some point again that person could work in the accounting department technically that is still part of the new york times in my humble opinion we're playing fucking dirty games here we're going fucking bantha style we're going

fucking uh tuscan raider shit man we do whatever the fuck we want we do whatever we want so that's how you know what else i was thinking about the tuscan raiders that i forgot to mention if you do that drug that lizard and you're not a Tusken Raider you don't grow up around Tusken Raiders your whole life seeing that mask has to feel like oh my god I just took the fucking scarecrow gas from Batman and these faces around me are like the scariest things in the entire world like imagine that's the first thing you see you're just surrounded by Tusken Raiders in that little tent I would throw myself into the fire I saw our boy fellow Star Wars diehard rear admiral said something tweeted something like you know the boba like trip scene or something like that and i'm like

i guarantee rear admiral had the same exact trip out that boba fett is like rear ads he ties him on baby he's a fucking wild child with a branch that he carves a hockey stick out of a rear admiral just woke up one day with a a hot hey how'd you get that stick did you like did someone give that to you he's like let me tell you buddy lizard up the nose got some spice in the face and i was fucking walking to like some random part of boston that was underwater and i should shout out to the lizard hops out of his nose like right on cue as well the lizard survives apparently could do this to whoever oh that that lizard's little fucking like basket he lived in too looked like such a – like that lizard's awesome.

I fucking love – lizard's my second favorite character behind the droid. That's just the way – I would try that lizard. If that drug existed, I would try the lizard. You would try the lizard? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely.

I do want to shout out listener Robbie Sony. I hope that's how you say his last name. S O N I. And he spells Robbie with a Y. He hit me up this week and was like, Hey, I have this amazing professional mic. I looked it up. It's like a couple hundred dollars worth of equipment. And he's like, I just want to have the audio equipment on my mom's basement and prove. So if you're listening and you're just like this guy, Robbie, where you're like the audio sucks, guys, we're working on it.

I'm going to get a camera. I'm going to make the picture more clear. If there was any bugs today, I saw that our Wi-Fi started going choppy every now and then. If there's any, we're working on it. This show is going to be looking like it's a $100 million budget by the end of the year. Promise you that.

We're on this, guys. We're going to get to the fucking 25K, then the 100K. We're aware. We're on it. We know there's little holes in the boat. We're plugging them all right now. on this guys we're gonna get to the fucking 25k then the 100 we're aware we're on it we know there's little holes in the boat we're plugging them all right now fucking people who are watching on youtube could see at some point my screen went blank and i muted myself and it's because aj is

off from school for the week because there was an uh someone was sick in his class they got the bug so now he's quarantined for the fucking next week so i had him and my wife chasing him around the house so there's like we're not dealing we're on the power play right now we're doing whatever we He's quarantined for the fucking next week. So I had him and my wife chasing him around the house. So we're on the power play right now. We're doing whatever we can. But trust me, we're doing whatever we can to give you guys the best show. Also got to shout out Nate Smith gave us a five-star review on iTunes as well. On Spotify, you can give a five-star rating or whatever or a thumbs up, I think you give. But I don't think you can leave a review like you can't write anything in there

so shout out to everyone who's done that and i gotta also shout out that girl sarah from last week that was talking about she's an android person and figured out how to get on apple podcast to leave and i'm like i couldn't do that i couldn't do that in a million that is some die hard basement fucking listener shit. So shout out to you guys. We're going to do whatever we can to grow this thing. And, you know, I think I saw Jeff. Jeff made a good point.

This is such a hard space to like grow in. But I think we are so unique to a lot of the other people that do these things. The voice of the barstool voice, which, you you know that's across all genres of the fucking world it's fucking it's on us shoot some lizards up our nose and get fucking crazy we got this we got this one Tuscan Raider at a time we're getting on our side leave a like if you haven't already

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to the end of the podcast as always today's hashtag is hashtag i love lizard drugs just because i want to see if how many we can get and then if anyone else has ever by some how about just how about hashtag lizard drugs have to hashtag i love it's just too long it's too long check they can't tweet that much then fair enough hashtag lizard drugs i'll put on on the lizard drugs all right thank you to everyone for tuning in this has been a fun episode we will be back next week for chapter three and we're even going to be doing some peacemaker little tiny recaps so look out for those uh i haven't decided if they're going to be on the podcast and on youtube because i think they're just going to be 10 minute little recap snippets but we'll keep you updated next week because we'll catch up with you before that

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