My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 182 - 'THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT' CHAPTER 3 RECAP WITH CLEM

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

Robbie and Clem discuss Chapter 3 of ‘The Book of Boba Fett’, titled: ‘The Streets of Mos Espa’ from the Mayor’s wormy Majordomo, to Milton from Office Space overcharging for water, to the controversial 50’s biker gang, our new Rancor, and more! 3Chi: Use code BASEMENT at checkout to receive 5% off at 3Chi.com **************************************** Subscribe to My Mom's Basement on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeZ96PqdsJYQ7DFLRx6MHw My Mom's Basement Merchandise: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/my-moms-basement Intro Music: “Basement Noise” by All Time Low Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/basement-noise/1499013757?i=1499013968 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3Aq9W9BBCjsFOQqcYyO6IA?si=d9d0f74cf54a48deYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement

Hey, My Mom's Basement listeners. You can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yeah, just stupid boys making basement noise in the basement, noise in the basement. Just stupid boys making basement noise in the basement. Yeah, yeah. Hello and welcome to My Mom's Basement presented by 3C and Barstool Sports. I am your host, Robbie Fox. With me is my co-host, my daimyo, Clem.

We are here to talk about Chapter 3 of the Book of Boba Fett. This one is called The Streets of Mos Espa. Mos Espa? Mos Espa? I don't know. It doesn't really matter. Clem, how you doing? I'm doing good. I thought, so it was The Streets of Mos Espa was the name of the episode, which I will get into it. Kind of has like a The Streets of New York kind of vibe to it.

Right. And I think that's going to be the thing everyone remembers this episode for the book of Boba Fett, just all this Disney plus content in general, the nerd content as we're growing our channel, I feel like we're relying more and more on if the shows and the movies are good, we're good.

Cause everyone wants to like read, recap all that kind of stuff. I have to say, this was the first episode. I was like, it kind of was recap all that kind of stuff i have to say this was the first episode i was like it kind of was kind of a weird episode we'll just leave it at that we're gonna break it all down um but pretty pretty uh all things considered you know another single another single into right field in my i agree this was a single of an episode it was shorter staying up till three in the morning and then opening up Disney plus to see like 38 minutes, 37 minutes or whatever.

I was, I was like, damn, I wanted the hour that we got last week. And last week was my favorite episode of the series. And I think that length had a lot to do with that. I think having that time to let everything breathe had a lot to do with it, but they did get a lot done in this episode. I remember like pausing it at one point to get up and go pee or something. And I had like half the episode left and I was like, okay, I thought I was much further into this. So they got a lot covered in this episode.

It was a good episode, but it would definitely be a third in my rankings of the three so far. I think this episode, the first half of it, I liked the first half and I kind of, there's like scenes of this episode or parts of this episode. I liked more than almost any other part of the series so far there was a lot of things i really liked here but then there was just a lot of like down parts that kind of drags it all down so all in all i think it was a little

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I went into the office on Monday. I'll be in the office today as well. And I'm starting to get this stuff together. We got like Mandalorian monopoly. We got Darth Vader, crazy live real action figures. What? It's like a super one. We got Mandalorian action figures.

We got rise of Skywalker, like a exclusive Sith trooper. I think it's like the San Diego comic con one. We got cool stuff. I'm going to put together cool prize packages for everyone that subscribes and sends an email to theclemreport at gmail.com. You'll be randomly entered. We're going to pick a couple winners,

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And hit those thumbs up so then it just kind of pops up, kind of bubbles. Help the basement boys out right now. We're trying to fucking get some culture here. We're grinding, man. We're doing – Robbie is doing shorts. Robbie did a one-minute short on what we're about to talk about in the book of Boba Fett. It took him an eight- work day to to record which is obviously the easy part and then produce edit all that kind of shit and get it uploaded and i got

like 45 loops on tiktok it got like 45 i don't know how to crack the tiktok code but listen i'm not even concerned with that right now just concerned with youtube help us grow the youtube we will help with giveaways and we will you know give back to the community with giveaways and all that kind of stuff. I just thought of something we could do for like the next big for like the twenty five thousand giveaway. We still like Portnoy's R2D2 hat. Yeah. From the infamous Disney trip. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about the Book of Boba Fett. Chapter three.

You know, I hated the way this episode began when it began with that big jabba's palace spider that we've seen before they made toys of this i think it was in the lego game as well every time i see this thing i hate it and i'm continuing with the harry potter movies as well like i mentioned i've only got one left but even in the last one went all the way to the end i was like oh thank god there's no spiders in this one. Spiders, right up the ass. I fucking hated it too. And this is why I hated it. Because the way that my streaming TV works, sometimes I'll start whatever we're watching,

in this case, Book of Boba Fett, and I'll always click to play it, and it'll go to the first episode of whatever that series is. So I'm just like, ah, fuck. I did it again, you big idiot. So this one i'm thinking it's the goddamn spider in the beginning of the series so i was like oh the big lug did it again and as i'm going i see episode three i'm like no bullshit it says episode three so my old

feeble old man brain was like breaking you're you're hiding under the blankets at three in the morning because the spider disappeared on your television it's all like covering me up you know yeah everyone on youtube they can see bobby has this dream boba a boba boba fox over here i just boba uniform on so yeah the the spider uh definitely was fucking us up big time gross we've got 88 kind of giving boba and fennec a briefing they've got the cool map it looks like they're about to go on like a battlefront mission or something and they're like all right there's the three territories that are here in tattooing this area of tattooing there's the trandoshans that run one there's the aqualish that run one and then i guess this is ours this

is jabba's that now became boba fett's the trandoshan mention you got to think another mention of those maybe a boss reference maybe he's upcoming maybe he's coming out soon it makes sense why we saw so many of them in the town square last episode. And then we get Stephen Root. Oh, I need my stabler from the office. His name is Lortha Peel. He comes in to speak to Boba and he says, listen, nobody

respects you, Boba, and I am insulted on your behalf. He kept saying that, which I thought was a very funny line. And he said there's a street gang that's stealing my inventory. Inventory being water. They're half man, half machine. They've modified their bodies to be deadly. They really make them out to sound like, I don't know,

the fucking dark troopers from Mandalorian or something. I expected like the Terminator. It's not really what we got, but it was a cool intro, a funny start to this episode. It was a tough look for my guy Boba. And I talked about this. I saw some people on Twitter hitting us up and whatever because they were calling me out saying, listen,

Clem, easy on all the Mando hate over here. Boba was basically known for just getting his ass kicked. He caught Han, but he was just catching nothing but L's other than that his entire time in Star Wars, which is fair. That is pre Tusken Boba. New Boba, he is a fucking change man. He fucking

puts up numbers that I don't think the Mandalorian can. However, Milton from Office Space is talking shit to you. I was like, Boba, what the fuck, man? I think Boba needs to wear the helmet for now on. Yeah, maybe. He doesn't need to be the man to just always have the helmet on. But when you're greeting people, you're the head of a crime family, a daimyo, you have to rock that Boba helmet, man, because it just gives a completely different vibe. And I honestly, I've seen it all. Milton from Office Space can't even keep his stapler on his desk, but he's going to talk shit to the fat man right to his fucking eyeballs. I hated it.

I hated it, Bob. It was like it hurt me to my soul. The name as cool as Boba Fett has again been just like tarnished. Speaking of names names the gang names like above my head they're yeah it was like Grant I said it on uh the lights camera barstool stream it was like it was a Grand Theft Auto where they tell me all the different gang names like just give me the color of the dots they are and that's all I need to know I don't need anything else um so what's and what's the droid's name 8d8 8d8 that he i looked it up the he almost sounds like like a i don't there's a few like that

voice is very familiar i looked up the actor it's no one i know he almost has a little bit of bernie mack in there but there's like other voices in there it's very weird it really throws me off but i loved how he he mentioned job of the hut and he but it was almost like an ex-boyfriend he didn't know he should say it he who shall not be named he's like you could say it he's like job of the hut and then he accidentally insults him yeah then he insulted him again so i do like how we are like humanizing uh boba every single episode so i dug that side of it i think you're right about the helmet though i don't think he talks the shit if he's wearing the helmet that's exactly it it's a it's a completely different dude and it's like hey and listen this is coming from someone with that much hair on his head. I shave my choice just because I don't like hair.

It's like Boba has a luscious head of hair like he did as a kid. Like think about young Boba with that fucking full, those locks just flowing. If he's rocking that hair, there's a little bit more respect being put on his name, either that hair or the helmet. He needs to do one or the other because it's just not working out as we saw this episode.

A lot of fucking, like no respect on Boba's name. This episode. No, no, the opposite. Quite the opposite. Disrespect put on his name. He confronts the street gang. We see the city at night, which I thought was cool. It was a different vibe.

And I love the way he says his name. The way Tamora Morrison says Boba Fett. I am Boba Fett. Oh, every time. Like, yeah, you are. And he's like, hey, what are you doing? And they kind of disrespect him. They slag him off.

And he's like, it's a crime what you're doing. You know that. They're like, it's a crime what he's charging for this water. It's a month's wage for a week's worth of water or whatever. He says, why don't you go get a job then? You're in the workers' district. And they say, there's no jobs out there. He's like, all right, you'll work for me then.

This was a very like western serial uh dynamic vibe with them they look like they're from the 50s or something american graffiti was the thing that i referenced i think that's probably where they took the inspiration from a little tribute to george lucas where he got his inspirations from they have vespas that are like star wars vespas all different colored i said it looked like something on the boardwalk at Jersey Shore, like one of those rides that just goes around and around. You all pick the different color you get on. I would always want the green one, run up to it. And people seem to really not like these guys, the street gang. They don't like the street gang. They don't like the Vespas. I don't really have an issue with them. I think when people said they

look a little spy kids-ish, another Robert Rodriguez property, I said, all right, I could see that. And I could see why you wouldn't like it. But for me, I was okay with them. And he kind of settles their dispute with Lortha Peel right away. And he gives them 500 credits. They owed him like $1,300. He gives them $500. He's like, be fucking grateful for that because he found out you're overcharged for water.

So fuck you anyway. And they get out of there. And now they work for him. I love that they call them the water monger, too, which, again, anyone who's watched O.E. Sonny, they call Chuck Charlize, as you find out, Dad, the cheese monger, cheese monster, cheese mongrel, all these different words. Monger is such a fucking great word. We have lost that.

The iron monger? The iron monger. We've lost that word as a society. We need to bring it. That is the goal. All right. The year of the Basin Boys is 2022. The word monger is number two on that list.

I want that to be the exact order. We're YouTube like mongers. Yes, exactly. That's a good one, Bob. Those kids, I will say, I was on my couch by myself, and I'm like, I don't know if this is the old man in me but these look like some goddamn punk kids right here and i don't like them one bit it was it was like it was like a retro vibe and i i don't know how to just the best way i could describe it was eleven's friends from stranger things that she'd be to detroit or

wherever and it's like but you're in star wars which already has the retro vibe but it felt like they almost put like an instagram filter and everything and like slowed it down i don't know i have to re-watch maybe the music changed but it was just very um steampunkish as well it was it was just a very weird vibe all around and yeah these kids are not beloved uh by by star wars hey no people hate them though with with passion like with fury they're like their ships are too colorful and stuff george would never do this and i'm like did you guys see the prequels shit he was putting in there this is like i don't think it's elon sleaze baggio from episode two you know it's not dexter jetster and a 50s diner yeah that's and that's and i think that's why i'm coming

from a different area where it's like i do have so much hate in my heart for so many different groups of Star Wars characters in the non-original trilogy sectors of the universe that I'm like, ah, these kids, whatever. They kind of stink. It's one episode. I like the lead one. The rest of them can kick rocks. The girl who winds up like getting the mayor's major domo in the end, she was cool. She looked like Joan Jett or something with the robot arm i i thought she was cool okay yeah and again and listen hey if you hate them there is something off about them anyone that doesn't think there's something off

you're crazy and the streets are mostly again a little bit of fucking sharks first to jets you're talking west side story west west espa story or something maybe that is also part of like i like American graffiti. I like I watched it for the first time over the quarantine. And I was like, oh, my God, like, I can't believe it took me that long to watch it

because I really enjoyed it. Are you sure it was your first time? I am shocked. Me till like 2020 to watch American graffiti. Robbie Fox is the biggest enigma here at Barstool Sports. The guy who didn't watch Game of Thrones

is currently watching Harry Potter for the first time. And it's like, all right, listen, there are different sectors of the nerd culture. We know that 100%. And I mean, shit, I can't even blame your brother because apparently you haven't seen Chris's vacation. As we found out in the Batman rewatch,

it's not even his fault. But I just figured at some point, young Bob Fox just ate up everything George Lucas ever fucking touched or looked at. And I'm just I'm flabbergasted right now. I know. I know. And saying I watched it during the quarantine, it honestly feels like it could have been a month ago. But now looking back, it was like two years ago. That's fucked up. We're in 2022. Nothing makes sense. I said I said, oh, man, I think I wrote a blog in, like, 2019, and I looked it up, Bob.

It was July of this year. That's fucking ridiculous, man. There is the brain. I need to see brains before, during, and after this fucking pandemic because I'm telling you, it's like looking at a lung before and after you smoke. Exactly. Exactly. I don't want to see mine. All right.

So we go to the flash bhakta tank. It's nighttime. Boba right so we go to the flash bach to tank it's nighttime boba takes a little dip in the flash bach the tank he's back on camino in this flashback it's the flashback that we've seen before of him watching the slave one leave and this was my prediction on the lights camera barstool twitter spaces i think this is going to lead to a django fett flashback where we get to see tamora morrison reprise that role maybe they de-age him a little bit they put that hair on that he had back then he had a nice head of hair back then so i mean i think what are these leading to you know is the camino references he mentions again i used to you know i was born in water or whatever and they they mentioned again tatooine

used to be filled with oceans i think that could could lead to that. But in the actual flashback sequence, we see Boba leaving the Tuscan camp to go off to town. He sees the stormtroopers heads getting added to the spikes. And in the background, we get to see Amy Sedaris's character from the Mandalorian, Peli Moto, just walking with her pit droids. It's such a subtle Easter egg that if you didn't watch the Mandalorian, you're not even going to know was an Easter egg. And that's kind of how I like it. It doesn't hit you on the, like a pit road, hit you on the nose with them.

Kind of nice there. And Boba meets with the Pike leader. He says, I'm here to collect the protection fee that we talked about last week. They said, Nope, we are already giving protection fees to the Kintan striders. Those,

these are the bike people that put the little J L reminds me of the justice league logo every time, but they're called the Kintan striders those these are the bike people that put the little jl reminds me of the justice league logo every time but they're called the kintan striders they're already collecting boba's like all right let me get this figured out i will resolve this you won't hear from them anymore he goes back to his camp everyone's dead tuscans wiped out fires started everywhere they even spray painted the jl to let him know hey, we were the motherfuckers that did this. The Tuscan kid is dead. He does a little funeral for him. He puts the Tuscan kid stick on there.

Very sad scene because we got to know and love these Tuscans over the last two episodes. We were like, all right, these guys are pretty cool. They got lizard drugs and whatnot. But to Maura Morrison, what a performance. It made up for how sad the scene was. Not only his performance, but the score as well. Watching this two or three times now, Ludwig Gorsson killed the score. It reminded me of something that John Williams would have put in like episode one, but in a good way.

Because John Williams' episode one score is fire. They had blizzard drugs. They were pretty good people. Yeah. By the way, I missed that Mandoter egg a thousand percent i i don't even know what i'm i've just been staring at the screen and just completely went over my head it's quick you just see her walking in the background and it's like oh shit that's we know her i i see i like that again we've talked about with all these star wars especially with all the shows

that they're gonna be making the world universe building i guess is even a better way to put it i i dig that um they also had i think the little frog creature from uh return of the jedi right yeah it's like the ribbit yeah it grabbed the uh grabbed the creature out of the sky or whatever can we just say that's the same one as return of the jedi and it's not just another one that burps and i don't like wikipedia probably like you know the species as soon as they eat they always burp it's like no no you guys don't have to go that crazy. Just say it's the same dude because I like that guy.

He made me smile seeing him again. You know what also made me smile? The flashback to take at this point, I'm just like, Jesus Christ, we're just going to see this fucking thing over and over. I'm laughing. I laugh every single time I see the flashback. And if I see this fucking go back to Kamino and I just see the ship flying away. I'm like, Boba. I mean, we all have the same dreams

over and over again, but Boba. This was haunting him. I guess it, maybe that's what it is. Maybe I don't think of it that much, but it is a haunting dream. Okay,

so that makes sense. That is always the worst part about dreams is if you ever have like a good dream or you have maybe a wet dream or something like Bob Fox fucking got hot because of a wet dream. Yep. Confirmed on the rundown. Can't confirm. You you're always just like why can't i just have that dream over

and over poor boba just actually you know what i don't want to see boba have a wet dream i take it back i'm taking it back right now before it goes any further down that thing and now we realize like the flashbacks maybe the dreams like it's also haunting him that he got ingratiated in this culture in this entire family of tuscans and then they were all killed like we didn't even realize this was a haunting memory yes exactly yep that's a great point so this and um when they go when he goes into the city and i love seeing all the stormtrooper helmets like on spikes and all that shit that always plays it's a little game of thronesy feel to it as well and when we go back and we see those tuscan raiders all dead i was like wow i if

you had told me before the before the series started or even actually i guess a little bit of mando because you kind of get to know them in mando but if you told me before this series started that i feel really bad even back the end of episode one that i feel bad that i saw a bunch of tuscan raiders gets it slaughtered i wouldn't have believed you i couldn't believe but i actually felt bad for the tuscan raiders that motherfucking caravans because that it looks like a jl it also looks like red socks logo kind of like yeah you know reverse it yeah yeah so i did not like that at all i don't blame caravans for all this this fucking senseless attack yeah it's caravans's fault i also love seeing the pikes without the helmet on just the fish people faces it makes me

laugh every time and they do the same thing that mando does with the alien faces where like the mouth is not lined up all the way with how they're talking but it gives it that old school like star wars feel which i love and for the people that are like me a little more casual in terms of star wars fandom the pikes are like a big deal because i had no idea again we had the spaces uh with with ken jack um the other day and he was saying like the pikes are in the clone wars cartoon right yeah they're pretty they're one of the major crime syndicates in the clone wars for sure because when they were talking about pikes i was like oh i forgot those were the fish people is what i was calling them before it's like no pikes big deal gonna be a big part of this but

i think and again everyone's gonna like everyone's gonna harp on the kids and like the the slowest fucking chase in the history of cinema but like the this this tuscan raider scene like hammered home i don't know what's the fuck's gonna happen this episode this series because i thought that was gonna be a slow build and boba would finally leave the flesh back to take after we had caught up with the tuscan raiders guess what tuscan raiders who are in take after we had caught up with the Tuscan Raiders. Guess what? Tuscan Raiders to her line, at least in terms of with the Raiders done. So, cause everyone is dead.

I actually felt bad about the kid getting cooked alive too. And trust me, I wanted that kid dead. I think like last episode, I was like, put his head on a fucking spike. Things change in this Boba, the book of Boba Fett,

which I, I like, I liked it to keeping us on our toes. Absolutely. They're changing quickly. And speaking of keeping us on our toes, black or Santa fucking rips Boba out of the flash box, the tank in the middle of his flashback.

It was crazy. He just rips him out of this thing. Huge fight sequence. It's in the dark. It's very hard to see what's going on. I mean, the worst way to attack someone is if they're naked. Oh,

bad boxers on probably from Tommy John or one of our other sponsors. But it was, it was like, he was naked. Basically he got pulled out of this thing and gets fucked up. squeezes him like a bruno san martino bear hug squeezes the life out of him his toes are fucking curling and shit the street gang runs in kind of proves their worth at this moment um the joan jack girl stabs him a couple of them kind of they grab him one of his hands with like an electric lasso kind of he breaks out of all of that he fucks him up the gamorian guards we love them the bash brothers they come in like the fucking bushwhackers at this

point they just show up and they get double clotheslined down a flight of stairs by black chrysanthemum it was a sick move sick fight where i thought black chrysanthemum i want to see him in the wwe tomorrow you gave him to vince mcmahon in this prime he would build a star out of this guy well i hate to say it, though. I love my guy Killah Kane and all. And that's the thing is I had this guy built up. They're like, oh, this guy's badass. You know, you said he fought all these other Star Wars stars to like a draw or even beat them.

And I'm like, oh, this guy's going to fuck shit up. Dude, I was told Wookiees rip people's arms off because they lose a fucking board game. This guy was like he was hugging. You know, listen, the bear hug is a very effective wrestling move i use it all the time i get that's not true but i've used it in the past i guess i use it on my kids you have a nacho libre uh ask like night shift are you moonlighting as a pro wrestler i'm the revolting blob i use it on my like seven and three-year- olds Just to like get them to stop like fucking Like running around no that's not true But I don't know I was maybe

Oh maybe Boba had a Was having a wet dream and he felt the boner on him And he was like I don't want to fucking touch this guy He's like oh I don't want any part of this Like what kind of a bounty hunter if you're sent to kill a guy Doesn't kill a guy come on he's in a fucking flashback He was sleeping yeah He wanted to rip him out why didn't you just shoot him while he was in the tank

Or something yeah I wanted to see some arms get ripped didn't you just shoot him while he was in the tank or something? I have a real problem. I wanted to see some arms get ripped off as well. I thought the exact same thing. I was like, is he going to get his arms ripped? Maybe that's just a Chewie thing. Chewie's a big fan of the ripping arms off Black Korsantan. Not that way. He did bite one of the Gamorrean guards. And Boba, thankfully, after they get him, they trap him in the Rancor pit. Boba tells one of the Gamorrean guards,

hey, get up to my bacta tank. Treat yourself. Boba, willingly sharing his flash bacta tank with the Gamorrean guards, was like real salt of the earth. Like, that's a great boss right there. That is king shit right there. An episode ago, they're like,

yeah, you want us to hose these fat pigs down? Boba is sharing fucking like liquid that he just has like running all over his face a plus boss move right there and the like it's not like the glory guard saved his life they got washed just like big k got why everyone oh and he fucking he showed up for his guys i really appreciated that out of him listen we're gomorian guards fans we like these guys we like the bash brothers we like them for their loyalty they they're not going to be puttingards fans. We like these guys. We like the Bash Brothers. We like them for their loyalty. They're not going to be putting up numbers on the back of the baseball cards like Conseco McGuire, but they fucking care.

They're there. They showed up. I don't know how he made it through the security. If there was a SimpliSafe ad, I'd read it here right now. But like, Bova needs new security in Jabba's family. Jabba probably- I love Fennec. She's great.

Truly like a character where i realized this episode like such a natural addition to the show especially when you bring in characters like the street gang where maybe it's not the most natural addition to the show fennec fits in like that and is never overstaying her welcome but fennec you got to be on top of that and that you know someone did ask if fennec's on the sus list and i mean at some point that that was a really bad oversight i will say this if you move into if like he moved into jabba's house jabba has to have a security system in his house right his castle excuse me well i don't know because leia got in real quickly and i mean she did the disguise purpose though no like they knew she was coming oh yeah you're right it

was a trap yeah it was a trap so and so that's why i'm like it was probably one of those things where uh he didn't really like he doesn't know how to like turn how to arm it so he's like i'll look it up one of these days and you just forget like you're just living here you're you're running a crime underworld criminal uh it's a new house maybe he's not figured out the security system yet do you you remember that when, like, Trump went in the White House? They had said that, like, no one knew how to turn the lights on. So they would just, like, sit there and stuff like that. Like, all, like, his staff and everything.

So I'm figuring it's the same thing. Like, you're just moving into someone's house. And they were like, oh, forgot to tell you how to turn the alarm system on. Boba needs an alarm system. Because the fucking, like, the trained killers he has. I know. After the Tusken ambush, like, you would imagine this guy is kind of, like, on edge. Thank God he just had a Wookiee that didn't want to kill him, but he wanted to, like, fucking have horseplay with him.

He wanted to do a roughhouse. Yeah, he was a Billy Football Wookiee or something. Dust him off. Great line. I loved when Fennec took the knife out of her gun to throw it at him at the end, too. She takes it out later in the episode. He uses, like, a lockpick almost. but i just thought that was a cool little thing boba and fennec are eating dinner or lunch i assume the next day um one of the droids comes up like an astromech droid with

what looks like an awesome another course and boba's like nah i'm good we're good at that moment i was like boba he fucking cooked you that awesome course you put that on the table you take one bite you say it's delicious at least do that for him 88 says pardon the interruption comes and interrupts him he says the twins are here with a gift and the gift winds up being a new rancor we talked about maybe they'll introduce moochie from the bad batch i don't think this is moochie i'm pretty sure this is a male rancor and because of the whole impressioning thing that we learned later on i don't think it can be her but this is an apology for sending black chrysanthemum to kill him the these twin huts are kind of like java and the other bounty hunters where it's like yeah sorry we sent it to kill you and they're like ah it's

just business i fucking yeah i know it and the huts tell boba listen the mayor has promised this territory to another syndicate so we don't want war we're getting out of here we're going back to hudda we just wanted to let you know bring this rancor as an apology for sending our wookiee to kill you so boba's like all right he releases black or sin the huts don't even want him he runs away which i thought was funny the way he ran like through the desert it's like where are you you're in the middle of the desert why are you running fucking chill out walk walk away and boba learns in this moment that the rancor is depressed from its handler, played by Danny Trejo. An amazing addition to the Star Wars universe.

Another one where you're like, fuck yeah, Danny Trejo. It's a Robert Rodriguez project, so we can expect nothing less. And he learns this is just a calf. It's depressed because it has yet to impression. And he takes a liking to it. Boba's like, this thing's kind of awesome. He's petting it. He's like asking questions about it.

He finds out they're not just fighters they can take you know they can have very loving relationships with their owners and trejo tells them the witches of dathomir even used to ride these things boba's like a fucking kid he's like okay then i want to ride it i want to ride it next can i ride it and trejo is like that would take a lot of discipline a lot of skill he's like i have ridden beasts 10 times this size. And you know, I was losing it in my living room because that has to be a reference to the Star Wars holiday special. Him coming in on the dinosaur, all of that. It has to be.

So Trejo removes his blinders. He lets Boba see him. He lets the Rancor see Boba Fett, really. And he's impressioned. Even when Boba leaves to go, because 88, again, interrupts. And he's like, hey, the mayor has no appointments for the next 20 days. Boba Fett really. And he's impressioned even when Boba leaves to go. Cause 88 again, interrupts and he's like, Hey, the mayor has no appointments for the next 20 days.

Boba's like, fuck that. Tell Fennec we're putting on our stuff. We're going. He's like, Hey, it's okay. He'll be back.

The, the Rancor kind of gets sad that Boba left them already. Yeah. An adorable relationship that I'm looking forward to seeing flourish. I was stoked. I was hoping, I don't know if it was announced that we're getting Danny trail, but I was like,

we're getting, I think it was rumored. I think it was announced we were getting Danny Trejo, but I was like, we're getting Danny Trejo. I think it was rumored. I think it was. Okay. I vaguely remember that from months ago. And as soon as I saw him, I'm like, yes, that's perfect. Like, I feel like that's the perfect role for Danny Trejo, like Rancor Trader.

Agreed. Right? And I'm like, because if you're like any celebrity in Hollywood and you can get a spot in Star Wars, it's like you get that spot. You can't get another role so are you and it's like that is a fun ass role to to have so I'm happy for him I was so thrilled that we got a fresh Rancor and I I love the complex side of things and we're talking witches and shit like that let's get fucking weird with this Rancor backstory let's kind of um build up the character of it. Cause obviously the one we met in Jedi, we, it was,

it was a quick meet and greet and goodbye. It was a grand opening, grand closing and going to that mayor's fucking office. That fuck face. I hate that. The major Domo. Oh my God. I hate it.

So I watched this at three in the morning and then every day, the next day, the actual day comes out. I watch it with my girlfriend And I just couldn't help myself As soon as he came on the screen, I said, I fucking hate that guy Right in front of my girlfriend And I fell in love with her all over again

When she said, me too, fuck that guy I was like, yes, we're on the same fucking side On that one So, and obviously I did the fucking What is it, the Rudy Giff Where the guy who played rocky just claps and that was me when he says i rode these 10 times the size my guy robby

i knew because you said did you watch it i said i haven't watched it yet and then once i was done i was like yeah i'm watching you like oh i'm gonna do a thing about an easter egg and i was like star wars special you knew right away right away that wasn. That was the moment where I fell in love with you all over again. I was like, you knew me so well. Bobby's falling back in love. See? And that's the thing about this episode. Don't just think of the kids that pissed you off and the scene they were going to get to that pissed everyone off.

Think about some fucking cool shit we learned along the way. Even if you hated the final chase scene, even if you hated the street gang, there's a lot of good that didn't even involve them so um going into that they go into the mayor's office bailey carlin still working there and they're like we need an appointment right now mayor's major domo is like uh can't can't happen they're like we're gonna fucking kill you if you don't give an appointment so he's like all right i'll rearrange some things i'll see he goes in the mayor's office and we see like the green button turns to red on the door they're like did he fucking just lock that door so fennec takes the little knife out of her gun again she breaks in and he did he absolutely locked the door he made a run for it they run to the front where the street gang is you know they they showed up with the street gang they're they're just chilling out

there and we see that this guy takes off even the way way he takes off in his car is just like, oh, fuck that guy. Weasel. The face. Exactly. That's the perfect word. He's a weasel. And we go on a chase sequence, a big chase sequence through the streets of Mos Espa. And it is the slowest chase sequence that we've ever gotten in Star Wars.

It's getting criticized. And I think maybe rightfully so in certain ways. Because when I make my notes for the episode, I kind of go through the episode on Disney plus, and I have a little program at Google Chrome extension that allows me to speed it up. So I watch it on like times three speed and it just allows me to remember the scenes, you know, I'm not really watching it. I'm just, okay, this is what happens in the scene. And even on times three speed, it looked slow. And I was like, all right, you can't, you can't look slow on times three speed. So I don my god and i was like all right you can't you can't look slow on times three speed so i don't know what the issue was it can't be a budget issue right this

this show has an insane absurd budget it was it a set issue where they were like they built the sets too small and couldn't get things through i don't know did it ruin the episode for me no it was a fine chase sequence uh choreography and dynamics wise we get to see some pit droids some protocol droids i could have been that fucking protocol droid that got spun around um we saw the jizz whaling aliens they get spun around as well ralph mccorry concept art from return of the jedi that was a very cool easter egg that they go crashing through but joan jet girl eventually stops him she does a cool move where she jumps on the top hits the back of his car and the guy says the mayor's gone he's working with the pikes

big dramatic ending to this episode obviously boba pulled up on a jet pack in that moment very badass when he just fucking flies down and we see ships of pikes arrive they're here the one eye guy says they're coming and fennec tells boba they're preparing for war and boba's like let's prepare for war ourselves and that is the end of this episode another one where i kind of thought we were going to get something huge at the end of the episode and we didn't really it was just like we're going to war but like i said the chase sequence rightfully criticized for being too slow didn't ruin the episode for me though it also had that it was that same retro feel i had with it too in terms of when we met the the little punk gang i kind of felt the same thing with with

that during the chase it almost felt like everyone got on like they didn't realize it they thought they were going speeders and stuff like they got on a like a ride in like star wars land where it's never been and it was like that speed of a fucking like disney ride going around and even like you know the jazz band getting like flipped around like that's something you see on rod like whoa like it was um the jungle cruise basically yeah that it was it was very fucking weird it was like the lazy river of star wars chases i said it's just something that you're there to enjoy slowly exactly yeah the perfect way and listen i'm not a chase guy, so they all look like that to me. They don't really do anything for me no matter what, so I'm fine with it.

Again, it looks – so as of this week, I'm like, right, the Pikes are the bad guy. Here comes the – they're the bad guys. Here comes the invasion. This is how we're going to go. I like the twist. I also am like, wait a minute, you idiot. They're doing this to you so then by the end of next episode you have no fucking clue what's going to happen you're going to be completely

wrong so i feel like we're getting set up again here i agree everything with the huts felt weird like and that's the only way my god big k if they're like hey big k dust him up a little bit don't kill him get thrown into the ranker or whatever like you'll get loose we're gonna give him a ranker rank or everyone's throwing trejo on the sus list right now i could see that being like that's the real big baddie is the hudson something else and the pikes are kind of just a distraction i'm thinking who's running the pikes too who is their overall leader i don't think it's who we met on tatooine because they got ships of pikes arriving right we've seen them on kessel they're not just desolate to tatooine or whatever

they're not only on tatooine so i think they have an overall leader who could possibly be someone that we've met in the past i don't know okay yeah i see and maybe even the huts are going to work with boba maybe they're going to wind up being on his side at the end of this. I don't know. This is my latest take that I thought about too. And I, I guarantee somewhere is, do you think the Star Wars HQ is that in, you think it's in,

that's probably in California, not in Florida, right? I'd say it's probably in California. They, they, they, there was probably like a Disney meeting between all the big, you know,

the big names, the head honchos of each product. They have a whiteboard now in that Star Wars complex and they're starting to connect shit. And this, and the book of Boba Fett's going to be the first one where the whiteboard's out. The markers are all pretty new and we're going to start connecting some shit here. And I think by the time it's all said and done, it'll look a lot clearer,

but I think there's a lot of stuff on this board and they're just adding stuff. They fucked up on the sequel trilogy didn't didn't they they had no whiteboard and then when they started the mandalorian and you know with every star wars fan out there in terms of uh what they liked what they didn't like felt like maybe this is a course recorrection maybe this is what we need in the future it's the disney plus series it's this era of star wars it's the john favreau's the dave filoni wars it's the john favreau's the dave filoni's coming forward maybe john favreau just fucking wheeled in a whiteboard

he was like he's like guys wait where's just map it out first favreau came in and was like guys where's the whiteboard he's like i was just fucking talking to the russo brothers with feige talking about the whiteboard you guys got to see what we're working on with the avengers the next two movies he's's like, the Avengers 7 is mapped out. We're done. What the fuck is a whiteboard? And it's like, yeah, that's the problem, boys. So I feel like this whiteboard is getting a lot of shit on it, and

a lot of stuff we're getting on it isn't going to probably be the stuff, the end all be all of the book of Boba Fett, but we're opening up a lot of stuff. We're throwing a lot of shit out. We're putting a lot of new characters in there, and it's all going to make sense in five years from now, hopefully, if they don't fuck it up. Yeah. All right.

We got some questions. We got some fan questions. They're back this week. The first of which is from Frank C. And he says, what would be your most oh shit moment? Mine would be Rex still played by Tamora. This is Captain Rex from the Clone Wars and stuff. Or Hondo showing up

neither really makes sense but i can still hope hondo if you're not aware we also got a question from chris many he said with all of these character reveals especially with the drug syndicates is there a possibility that we see a live action hondo hondo is a pirate from the animated series he is like a space pirate he's fan favorite character. I think he's a big part of Galaxy's Edge in Disney. And I think there is a chance we see Hondo. I definitely wouldn't rule him out in terms of we've got so many aliens and so many syndicates and factions, like you said.

In terms of my biggest oh shit moment, the moment that I'm hoping for the most is still Cad Bane. A live action Cad Bane would be very cool, I think. The most oh shit moment, the moment that would make me go oh shit the most would be Han bane a live action cad bane would be very cool i think the most oh shit moment the moment that would make me go oh shit the most would be han solo in some way which is still rumored jeff thinks it's gonna happen like that would be the thing that takes me by surprise the most yeah so for someone like me that doesn't know as much of the like expanded universe and all that stuff from like the cartoons and whatnot it's just because we're in the timeline of it and

it would be tough to do i mean if, if they do it with Harrison Ford, God bless you. It's hard to do with a lot of the, you know, human people that are still alive in terms of the actors, but just someone from the original trilogy, that's, you know,

tier two or higher. Right. And I, Han Solo definitely fits into that thing. So even if it was one of the droids or Wookiee, whatever it may be, anyone from the, the original trilogy,

because just because the timelines match up and that is, oh shit, be anyone from the the original trilogy because just because the timelines match up and that is oh shit you got to be basically original trilogy oh all right i got my own shit moment what's your oh shit moment in comes jar jar binks he's fucking wielding the dark side that's my own shit mode i need that to happen it's just like that Jar! That's my own shit moment. I need that to happen. It's just like, that, that was, I made my own brain. How old would Jar Jar be by this time?

I mean, like, would he be alive or, no, there was the book where they, they made him out to be like, he's a street clown. And like, kids were like,

throwing stuff at him. I don't know. Bob, I have a question for you. Yeah. Have you ever heard, Darth played just the wise? Don't you fucking, Yeah, you could cheat death. Yeah. Yeah, exactly heard Darth Plagueis the Wise? Don't you fucking...

Yeah, you could cheat death, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You could cheat death, you could fucking age fucking... God damn it. If the fucking Emperor is the one running all this shit, like, that's probably what's gonna happen.

Maybe we get some sort of a... I feel like there will be a point, speaking of the whiteboards, where we are gonna start kind of, you know, retconning or fixing up the sequel trilogy we might get like a snoke or you know something like that i think it's coming soon based on the ending of the bad batch then talking about cloning and stuff yeah us seeing the stuff we saw in the mandalorian with the cloning facility i think they're definitely doing that i think that's like feloni's mo at lucasfilm

he's like i'm just gonna make everything better that's his like job description it's like Filoni's MO at Lucasfilm. He's like, I'm just going to make everything better. That's his job description. It's like, make good stuff, hit these numbers, do this, sell this many toys. Filoni's walking past and he's making sure things are straight on the walls, putting tape on things. He's gluing things together at HQ. He's Filoni the builder. We got one from Nordic Poppy. He says, after Tamora Morrison said, we've got some quote unquote colorful chaps in this show. I can't help but think that would mean Cad Bane or even Thrawn to appear

because they've got the blue skin and whatnot. Is that who the Hutts are afraid to go to war with? I don't think the Pikes themselves are enough to scare off the Hutts. I agree that the Pikes aren't enough to just scare off the Hutts like that. And as far as colorful chaps i think one might have been black chrysanthemum i know black is technically color but maybe that was a little hint and the other one that we haven't mentioned this episode but i think is still a very high possibility is crimson dawn crimson colorful chaps something like that so i think kira could

still show up and i think that could be the colorful chaps he's talking about now maybe he was talking about cad bane i hope he was i hope he was saying it in that way but those are just other possibilities i thought of this is all like an offshoot of the mephisto things where he says colorful and we're all looking at like you know is there anyone named magenta in the star wars universe by the way crimson dawn always always makes me think of asian dawn from die hard and it just makes me and i'm always have to do like a minute like wait we're not talking about die hard right now um colorful chaps i'll just go with like any sort of like bounty hunters that were in bosque is i think the one that we're all kind of hoping for or expecting so i'll throw them in uh and again i feel like probably most of the people that would be the correct answer potentially are people that are much more on the Bob Fox level of Star Wars knowledge than mine.

Speaking of Black or Santon, this is a great one. That's something that I thought of right away. This one from Jake Patterson. He says, is it just me or do you guys think Black or Santon might owe boba fett a life debt now when boba fett released him wookiee as we know have this life debt code chewbacca owes a life debt to han solo and while they're you know it's not really like a slave relationship slave slaver relationship they're best pals but it's a life debt still he's like hey you freed me from slavery so i now owe you a life debt did boba fett not do the same thing or because boba fett initially enslaved them maybe he doesn't i don't know maybe they're just fellow bounty hunters and they're like that's another fucking day on the job but i certainly thought like oh maybe by the end of this series even boba could give blacker stanton a call and be like hey remember when i hooked you

up maybe you could be on our team for this battle he's either coming back with intentions to kill or he's coming back with intentions to save and And we're going to be like, again, we're always building teams, right? We're always building, you know, that was like the whole thing about Mando. And then by the finale, you have the whole squad together. And, you know, you throw a Wookiee with a couple Gamorreans, Fennec. I mean, that's a squad right there, Bob. It is a squad. And they work together in the comics before.

There's like pictures of them standing side by side and stuff. So, like, they have worked together in the past. Nope. and boba cannot take that helmet off i'm telling you he does not get the risk you can walk on your two feet boba i have no problem with that but you gotta keep the fucking helmet on because that helmet just fucking rings out it rings out and how about this we got a hot take from my uncle den uncle fun but i actually agree with it he hit me up he said i think boba fett in the black robes is even cooler than the original white jumpsuit. And I agree. Like, it's hard to make Boba Fett cooler after all these years.

He was always the coolest looking character. But the black robes just, they add something to the character. It's fucking cool. That's the only time he should have his helmet off is when he's rocking the black robes. That's my personal opinion. Yeah. All right. Nathan Hurst with our final question of the episode,

our guy Nathan Hurst from the multi-Hurst. He says, we got our Rancor, but what creature slash alien do you want on the live action screen next? I am still waiting on Mando to come over a snowy hilltop with a battle-worn tauntaun.

And I'm on the same page as Nathan Hurst here. The one that I want to see the most is a wampa i want to see like a fucking scary wampa messing up rebels in an icy cave or something like the one we saw was like a very quick like it's just the arm or whatever if we saw a live action wampa nowadays i think it would be badass so that i'm on the same page as you hoff empire strikes back fans i assume but that would be the big one I'm on the same page as you, Hoth, Empire Strikes Back fans, I assume. But that would be the big one. Like a sand wampa almost?

So it's like Bigfoot's the cousin of the Abominable Snowman? Not even that. I want him to go to a snowy planet. I want to see like a Hoth wampa, like a snow wampa. Fuck, I kind of like- I don't know if we're leaving Tatooine in this show, but he said like Mando included. So even if it's Mando fighting a wampa, it'd be a cool episode. I kind of want to see a sand wampa now. i'm gonna i'm gonna kind of remix your answer on that like i i would think it would be funny if at some point we do run into ewoks again just because

agreed they are so linked to the you know return of the jedi and whatever but um yeah i guess that's the i kind of love seeing new creatures in Star Wars like that. The Goro guy we got a few episodes ago. But I want to see these guys fuck shit up. I want to see this thing. The creature that they fought, that Oliphant fought, that was one of my favorite episodes. Oh, the Krayt Dragon. Yeah, I love that Krayt Dragon.

Then obviously we had all the skulls that comes back to it in the original movies and stuff like that. I like seeing just like these massive monstrous creatures. So something like that would be cool. But Sand Wampa, because just like in – when people turned on this episode, they didn't think they'd get a Monsters, Inc. callback here. You have the Abominable Snowman. You find out he's related to Sasquatch.

That's the kind of fucking thing. That's the kind of like lineage I want between the Wampas and the Sand Wampas that live in the Tatooine Caves. I like that a lot. And speaking of Oliphant, he could be another one that Bobo goes to and he's like, hey, you've worn my armor for years. Can you help me out? If he goes to that town, he knows where he lives. He was tracking Cobb Vanth. He was tracking his armor.

So I would love to see Oliphant return. Oliphant's like, I think I said a couple episodes ago, like that's on my list. Like that's, if I like most realistic person I want to see, I want Oliphant. I want Oliphant like involved in this shit because I really like his character and I just like him as an actor.

One of my favorite episodes of Star Wars TV as well. That first episode of Mandalorian season two with them. One of the best they ever made. All right, this was a great episode. Chapter three of the Book of Boba Fett is all wrapped up. Hopefully we'll get to see him ride that rank or by the end of the show. I think that's a, what do they call it? Checkoffs rank or check off. Yeah, that's definitely checkoffs rank or, and I guarantee him running that rank will be faster than that entire chase. I hope so. I hope so. Everyone make sure you like the video and

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