My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 185 - 'THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT' CHAPTER 5 RECAP WITH CLEM

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

Robbie and Clem break down 'The Book of Boba Fett' Chapter 5, which was basically just a friggin episode of 'The Mandalorian'! We're not complaining, however - this episode ruled. 3Chi: Use code BASEMENT at checkout to receive 5% off at 3Chi.com Cuts Clothing: Use code BASEMENT at checkout to receive 15% off The Only Shirt Worth Wearing HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/16robbie and use promo code 16robbie for 16 FREE MEALS! **************************************** Subscribe to My Mom's Basement on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeZ96PqdsJYQ7DFLRx6MHw My Mom's Basement Merchandise: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/my-moms-basement Intro Music: “Basement Noise” by All Time Low Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/basement-noise/1499013757?i=1499013968 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3Aq9W9BBCjsFOQqcYyO6IA?si=d9d0f74cf54a48deYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement

Hey My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello and welcome to My Mom's Basement presented by 3Chi and Barstool Sports. I am your host, Robbie Fox. With me is my co-host, Clem. And we are here to talk about Chapter 5 of the Book of Boba Fett, Return of the Mandalorian. And Clem, this was referring as much to the TV show as it was the character. I mean, the TV shows back. Are we sure it was chapter five of the book of Boba Fett? Are we sure it wasn't chapter one of book three of the Mandalorian?

Cause I don't know what the fuck's going on. The return of the Mandalorian. You see that in the beginning of the episode, you're like, Oh, you're going to get a full Mando after that little opening. And then it just became a Mandalorian episode. And hey, I'm not complaining.

No, I wasn't mad at it one bit. But like Boba Fett's not in it. He's just straight up not in this episode. This is the book of Boba Fett, chapter five, Boba Fett-less. Boba Fett-less. And so, you know, we've been doing, you know, is it a single? Is it a double? I think everyone loved this.

This episode was as close to like universally loved for Boba Fett episodes as there's been. And they're saying, Clem, we got our home run. This is not a home run episode. No? This is a slam dunk. This is a different sport. We're not playing baseball. Mandalorian does not play baseball.

Boba plays baseball. Mandalorian is a different sport. This was a slam dunk episode. I can't give it fucking baseball uh play so yeah i compared it to i feel like these are in like comics back in the day or whatever maybe like the simpsons you know when the kid is in class and he has like a history textbook and the inside is a comic book that he's reading because he's bored of the history he basically snuck a mandalorian comic book inside the book of boba fett it's kind of a tough one for our guy

Boba. And listen, I'm riding for Boba. I'm trying to make Boba my guy. I think he was so cool. He has the cool name, the cool armor, all that kind of stuff. I'm trying to make him like the Mandalorian that we all know and love. They really have just done him dirty with the first four episodes. Then they bring in the Mandalorian who just completely overshadowed him on his own show he is kaka fet he's kaka fet now i mean i feel bad i liked all of the book of boba fet we've gotten so far but i didn't like any of it as much as i liked this episode i mean this was like for me when people were tweeting me this week saying did we finally get our home run i said oh it's out of there it's out of the park is The fans have caught it, and they're already trying to get the ball back

because they're like, this is a historic ball we've got to get back. So, I mean, I loved it, but like you said, the Mandalorian kind of overshadowed Boba Fett on his own show. It's tough. He just – what does Jay-Z say? You made it a hot line. I made it a hot song. Like that's what fucking Mando did here.

It's pretty fucked up how he just took it from him. And, again, I love Mando. I've been saying it, but Boba, I always wanted to be the guy. And I said, before this episode on Tuesday night, I said, this is the biggest chapter of Boba Fett's career. And he, he didn't even show up and he somehow still got the L it's crazy. Hey, sent in a pinch hitter. Yeah, exactly.

No one's complaining. I don't hear him being like oh man I really missed the flashback the tag I really wanted to you know I re-watched the previous episode of Book of Boba Fett too and when he tell I forgot how silly it is when he tells the little uh rat droid he goes I am Boba Fett to the rat droid it's like what are you doing dude just don't you know who I am it's like no that that droid no of course not i'm very concerned i think we can like the episode i still think we could like the book of boba fett the show and i do think it can still end great i am very concerned that the high point for the book of boba fett is going to be when he shot bib fortuna went on the throne and

fennec shan came in at the end of the Mandalorian I think that was the highlight of the book of Boba Fett because I have not felt as hyped about the show as I did at that moment right and I feel like keep the fucking helmet on stop having slow chases and just like do cool Boba Fett that you did in the Mandalorian we've seen him do it before so anyway I don't want to be negative I just want to say. I thought for this episode. Boba took the biggest L. And the Mando got the biggest W. And it was a Mandalorian episode.

But again. I think everyone listening to this. Was pretty happy about the episode. When it was all said and done. The other thing though is. How the fuck are we going to wrap up this? Does the book of Boba Fett go two seasons? Three seasons?

Because I don't know what the fuck is even going on right now. The flashback, the thing had us all screwed up. I'm still not convinced the Pykes are the main villain of the show. But at this point, how are they going to – I thought we had nine episodes. We have seven. We have two more episodes left. Two more.

How are we going to wrap up this story in a nice bow in two episodes? I don't understand. Remember we thought the Hutts were going to be this big part of it and the pikes were then going to be answering to someone else i don't think you can even wrap up the story unless you go the game of thrones hit fast forward like they did the last season and no one was happy with that right yeah there's certainly a chance i mean i will say there's still two episodes left if they're both the length of this one it's basically two hours so it's basically like when you think about it in terms of a movie, of course, this isn't a movie. It's a TV show that they've been very slowly building.

So that has to play a factor in it. But I think they're going to end the series hugely. I think it's going to be a massive fireworks ending to the book of Boba Fett, especially looking back to that interview I mentioned in episode one, chapter one. Kevin Smith did an interview with the director of photography. He said, what should we look out for in this show? And the guy's answer was episodes five, six, and seven. He said, episodes five, six, and seven, you're going to, it's just going to blow your mind. This was the start of that. And so far he's right. This was blowing my mind last week. I said, Hey, if the Mandalorian shows up with a fucking dark saber and start slicing people, slicing and dicing, I don't want to hear any complaints.

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base that was so divided and we had talked about that in the last episode, right? It was such a divided fan base, and people were so kind of bummed about Star Wars, and he just lifted us up, put us on his back. Greg Jennings and Madden put the team on my back. The hardest-hitting fan base in the world, angry Star Wars fans. Fuck you, Gummy. And that's what he did.

He carried us, and he did it again this episode. Yeah, so let's get into it. We start in a space butcher shop, basically. It looks like Rocky. They got all the meat hanging and everything. And we see just through the plastic flaps the silhouette of our guy, Din Djarin, the Mandalorian. Yeah, you get the little, like, horns right away. You're like, oh, shit.

You could see the spear in his back, the silhouette of it. So you're like, this is our fucking guy. He walks through. Badass entrance. We get him right away you're like oh shit you could see the spear in his back the silhouette of it so you're like this is our fucking guy he walks through badass entrance we get him right away it's like they're not making us wait obviously and he shows up for a bounty he says i'm here to collect a bounty on caba bias and he goes in the back room it very much looks like it's kind of mafioso like that's where the back room of a new jersey butcher shop would look like. Got the mob in the back, right? And he says, Cabo Baez is like, he's not here. If you have the closed captions on, you know, right away. All right, this is the guy Mando's looking for.

He's like, he's not here. What would make you think he's here? And Mando shows him the tracker device. And then he shows him the holographic like ping where it's like, oh, here's the puck. No, this is you. And he's like, well, you're surrounded. Mando gives everyone the chance to leave the room at first and then they start to attack him and out comes the fucking dark saber and he's not great with it yet he winds up slicing his own leg up with

the dark saber he burns it on the saber which is like all right he's still learning i like that he's not just a swordsman a master swordsman just yet and he winds up killing all of these guys slicing through him like butter like butter clem with the dark saber he puts the guy on the table cababias slices through him after he fucking stabs him too then he winds up slicing his head off puts it in a bag and he walks out all the workers he tells them listen there's money in there if you want to go take that money it's all on you and he walks out of there and immediately i'm thinking he needs a box to tank is this is the, he starts limping out of there.

I'm like, Amanda has got to get himself a box to take, although would he take all the armor off for that thing? I don't know. I, I didn't even think about it back. I have to start thinking about that for every single time. A Star Wars person ends up fucked up.

The fact that they just paid it off right away. So I was like, Oh shit, we're getting Mando off the jump and we're getting the dark saber off the jump. And it's kind of just giving you all those pings i can bring you in warm i can bring you in cold like that was awesome as well just hearing it again yeah gives you goosebumps yeah and the seedy vibes of like the criminal underbelly of the star wars world which

we get a little bit later as well but i just i dug that kind of universe building they've been doing um with it and i just have holy fuck because when he just slices the guy in half i was like oh okay we're good that's the thing about mando like i wouldn't want to i don't want to say he got soft on us but the show got a little like softer whenever he was around grogan like oh look at that cute little baby i just want to give you i want to squeeze you right black eyes now it's like no mando is like a fucking animal when he has to be and he kind of did remind you of that right off the jump so i appreciate that and i also got reminded and people are going to talk the dark saber which was cool we saw the spear which i loved that motherfucking armor came to play and that's the reason why

goddamn boba fett like i'm so mad wear. Wear your helmet. That's what makes you guys so fucking cool. Rey Mysterio, that's the guy that was behind the mask all those years. I know he took the mask off, but Rey Mysterio, I think the mask. I think of Amanda. I think of the fucking mask. I can't hate Amanda. Amanda crushed it there. Boba's on the hot seat after that.

After that opening too, I was like, oh fuck, we're in trouble here. Such a cool opening. I loved when he told all workers like, hey, go grab the Republic credits. Like they're not mine. All of them were wearing like just the most human hats. One had like a beanie on. One had like a scally cap. Like one had a bandana.

I was like, oh, this is great. I loved it. And he's shown on a halo. Like right where he is is like a big halo ring. Something that we haven't seen in star wars before we've seen in the video game halo that's like where they are in a lot of those things but he goes and drops this head off in a nightclub bar type place in exchange for some intel on where the covert is the new mandalorian covert and we don't know that right away but he starts looking

through like almost thermal predator vision and you see the little mandalorian symbol which is like such a cool little way of like drawing the mask and everything i thought that was so cool he finds the secret entrance finally he goes down and we see the armor it's the first time we've seen her in a long time and she's just kind of like sitting on the edge of this long outlook it looks like she's almost meditating or something and the aesthetic of this entire underground place was so cool someone compared it online to coruscant meets cloud city and i agreed with it it gives you that like feeling of like if we fall are we just in fucking space right now like why would anyone be here but it's that dangerous no railing star wars look so i liked that i thought it was cool

she winds up telling him all about the dark saber when she finds his new weapon and Paz Vizsla, who is Jon Favreau's Mandalorian wound up hitting him with a little cold spray and fixing up his wound for him. So yeah, Paz had some questions about the dark saber as well. They're not as subtle with him on his intentions. Yes.

And I appreciated that too. Cause again, I think that between this and then the Mandalore stuff we get into, that stuff, you guys love it. You and the diehard Star Wars fans love it because you guys know a lot about these people, the family, the Vizsla family and something. And there's actual characters in the Clone Wars cartoons, right, where you see his dad or his grandpa. His ancestor and it's voiced by Jon Favreau as well. It's all connected in that way, yeah. Yeah, so you're dealing with a lot of stuff

that you guys know or different characters or mythologies or whatever, whereas a casual fan like me, I'm learning it for the first time, and I think we were both happy when we saw it. So that's something that they've been doing well with the Star Wars stuff, and I did appreciate it.

The whole fucking, the giant space ring, which I know Ken Jack said was like the giant space ring, which I know Ken Jack said was like the halo space ring, and then Jeff said it was like a Niver Calibur or whatever, where they go in Infinity, or is it Endgame or Infinity War? Infinity War. Infinity War, yeah. So, that

was just such a fucking cool scene, and then like you said, even down where the armor is, where it's like the basement version of it, we still see space. What is it? Cloud City meets Coruscant. Perfect fucking comparison there. I've never been asked to come and sit down for a feast with someone.

That sounded so fucking awesome. And shout out to Mando. I mean, I guess he had a, like, he was fucking, he had like a legit wound that he had tend to. Someone's like, no, no, no, come on, sit down, have have dinner i could always be like no no no i'm good i'm good but when someone says let's feast fuck man like you don't get those things a lot especially if you're a bounty hunter you're fucking grinding you know chopping off people's heads to make like a cool bar too right yeah i would definitely bang and yeah am i wrong i feel like feast you're dealing

with like multiple entrees i don't know what the definition of a feast is but you know you're not just dealing with like a nice turkey but you're dealing with a turkey maybe you know some duck some uh like a fucking lasagna like a heavy hitter pasta dish shit like that and like everything's for the table in a feast i would yes nobody's getting themselves an individual dish it's like we're ordering a hundred things and they're all going in the middle of the table. Also the aliens at that table looks very interesting. Like one of the lead ones had like a bird face.

I feel like I've never seen that before. I had a lot of questions. I don't know if I was just hungry in the morning. I had a lot of questions about the meat of the Star Wars galaxy between the feast. And then even in the beginning with like, like you said, like slaughterhouse,

I'm like, are we dealing with kind of things here? We do. And that's not a cow right there, obviously. Cause I haven't seen a cow in the feast and then even in the beginning with like like you said like slaughterhouse i'm like are we dealing what kind of things are we doing that's not a cow right there obviously because i haven't seen a cow in the galaxy it looks like it though it's crazy it's like in the concept art they had like bantha heads hanging or they had like not banthas but they had some kind of like space animal hanging and it looked very star warsy the final product wound up looking like it was like i said straight out of rocky it just looked like a cow was hanging or something. I'm looking up the definition of feast, and it says an elaborate and usually abundant meal

often accompanied by a ceremony. So I guess there's not like a, I feel you need to have three entree minimum for a feast. Abundant feels, yeah. At least they're clarifying like, yeah, it's got to be a lot. Also, I've never been able to, I don't think I've ever said this on a podcast before, but it is an old big cat take that is one of my favorite takes he said on kfc radio i mean we're dealing obviously big kind of caves are in a years ago

he says best move you could do at a diner is get a order of pancakes for the table at breakfast and i was the first i've heard that it was like that is such a fucking i always knew dan was fucking a talented smart guy but that put me on a whole new level like that always makes sense you get pancakes you're done by the end you're like oh man that was like a pancake too much you get it for the table everyone gets a little pancake you get a little taste some syrup on the plate everyone's happy by the end of itself if i'm mando i'm like all right round of pancakes from the table too because i just fucking chopped this dude's head i love the fucking head thing too in. I mean, there were so many cool parts of Mando.

You should put that on ice, by the way, as he's living. Like, that's fucking – speaking of ice, that was cold, Mando. Oh, dude, I thought we were going with the metal meter here. But, yeah, that was definitely cold. And the Darksaber, the whole thing about not getting handed over, they hammered that one, the foreshadowing, beat us over the head with it. Because, again, I said this last season, do the old Kevin Nash finger point of death over they hammered that one the foreshadowing beat us over the head with it i was because again i said this uh last season do the old kevin nash finger point of death where you take the hit

fall down and flop and you know we're hearing that it cannot happen no um this like these are like the hardcore religious fanatic sides of the mandalorians here right so um again i usually do not like people that are very extreme whether it's religion politics anything you know even sports like i don't want people who are too crazy i like someone that's pretty mellow i loved hearing this is the way again didn't that just feel right like that was like the beginning of um it was this is the way and i have spoken those were our two little things along with baby yo that got us all excited about this show it got the juices flowing again and i'll tell you boba fett clearly the of this episode, no matter what you want to say about him.

Number two loser on this episode, Bo-Katan got fucking sured. And again, I think this is very much different viewpoints on the Mandalorian religion, which I think she was more like these people back in the day before she like basically lost sight of the way they said yeah yeah and i you know she probably got the dark saber she got the dark saber in a way that was not handed to her yeah and this is stuff that we like saw play out in the clone wars it was very cool for them to actually talk about this in live action as if it was star wars history i loved the line where um the armorer says everyone's been talking about the empire for so long. They've been around for 30 years. Mandalorians have been around for 10,000.

That's like, oh, shit. That's like digging deeper into the Star Wars universe, all of that shit. So it was very cool. And like you said, they gave everyone that hasn't seen the Clone Wars kind of like the Sparknotes version of it. So if you saw the Clone Wars, you're like, oh, shit, this is cool. They're referencing Bo-Katan's whole arc, how we saw last season mando's like here you could take the dark

saber i don't fucking care and bokatan was just like are you fucking kidding me because this has happened to her before and she's watched the whole downfall of mandalore we actually saw mandalore in live action for the first time we get to see the empire bombing it and we see all of those k2so like protocol droids or whatever they may be called and they're fucking scary looking when they're coming down and it was like some terminator 2 judgment day shit when i saw that i was like who the fuck are these set because they looked bigger on like the screen angle was and i'm like wait did the empire have these fucking sentinels that's what i know how did they not fucking break the sentinels out for fucking hoth and they broke

out these fucking atats and they broke out these fucking aths that can just get tripped over by fucking snow speeders but okay so that makes a little more sense yeah i like the inclusion too because when they put k2so and rogue one and we see some more of those droids i did have a thought of like we never saw these droids ever before but the empires just had them so it's now it's like they're making sure they include them in more things, so it's more understandable, which I like. Yeah, and I wonder if – I don't know how much they'll dig into that. I guess at some point they can get into it. But it's almost like when the Soviet Union fell

and how it was basically open – it was like an open market for if you wanted tanks, if you wanted helicopters, if you wanted nukes even, potentially on the black market. I want to know how much of that Empire shit, and then we get into the First Order and stuff like that, and how it retransits, because there's a lot of shit. I'll tell you, man, like they said, Empire only for 30 years, but

obviously when you pick up Star Wars, it feels like they're so rooted, and it's because they fucking started the franchise with A New Hope. But there's just... The Empire's just so fucking cool. There's such rotten, dirty, rotten scoundrels, but I love Thai bombers too. Like it's like,

come on. He used to play video games. Thai bombers are one of my favorite starships. And the fact that they had those made me feel fucking awesome. And again, getting a full blown history lesson that like, I have a little bit more knowledge just from being around you and, you know,

having to do some research for the pod, but like getting that, it didn't feel like too much for me. I'm sure either a shit there you have never seen before right oh yeah so i'm like oh fuck it let's get to mandalore which i think will definitely be by like season three we'll end up there bathing in the waters of lake minnetonka out there but all in all very cool the only issue i had didn't want to lose that spear bob you know i like that you know i like that spear i know but they said the spear presented a threat to all mandalorians because it can pierce the armor of a mandalorian the best car because it's made of best car so we're talking

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So we're going to have to do away with that. Beskar's only made for armor. So let's make it into armor. And he's like, okay, but how about you make it into armor for a foundling? And we're like, oh, we know who that fucking guy is. Did you say it? Did you say it? Did you say it?

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I want to visit him. And we're like, oh, fuck. Because we talked about at the end of last season, like, are we just not going to have like Grogu in the Mandalorian for a bit? Is he not going to be in season three? Maybe we see him in season four. They make no mistake about telling us the mandalorian fucking misses his baby he's like no no i miss him and she's like well that's

against his new religion the jedi he's like i don't care what his fucking school says i'm going to pick him up okay so he has her make something we don't know what it is she wraps it up in a little bow a little ribbon that looks like baby yoda's head just an adorable touch you know that the armor gives great christmas gifts you know that just from that you're like oh yeah she makes them all personal uncle like day it's probably like your fucking uncle dennis she probably is honestly yeah all the custom stuff yeah yeah she uh he this is when he asked about bogotan she gives him the whole history we see them destroying mandalore and then the armor starts training the Mandalorian, Din Djarin, in how to use the Darksaber. And it's kind of like we see like in I feel like old medieval times movies, the broadsword is always like a heavy weapon.

And they're always like lumbering over swinging it. Right. And we see the same thing out of the Darksaber. He's like, it's getting heavier with each swing. She's like, because you're not focused. And even like throws himself off the bridge at one point and then just jet packs back up. And I was like, oh yeah, well, I guess that makes sense. They all got jet packs.

They could be down there. And Paz Vizsla, the big bulky Mandalorian who saved him last time he healed up his cut. He comes out of nowhere. He says, that doesn't belong to you. That was crafted by one of my ancestors. And maybe you're not good with it. Cause maybe you're not supposed to have it. And he's like, how'd you win that?

I want it in a duel. They go back and forth with the whole forth the whole thing again he's like then i challenge you to a duel this reminded me a lot of black panther when t'challa gets challenged for the throne and it's like all right do you accept like as long as you accept we're just going to let this happen the armor says the same thing she says din jarn do you accept this challenge he says i do and they have this fight on the bridge which is so cool for me because i look at it like a side scroller video game fight like a street fighter immortal combat the way they were they they had nowhere to go right and has vizsla has like a little shield a little i don't know sword a little dagger type weapon uh the mandalorian obviously has his dark saber they put their jetpacks down which i thought was funny they're like all right let's let's have a

fair fight no jetpacks no nut shots and uh here funny. They're like, all right, let's have a fair fight. No jetpacks, no nut shots. And here we go. And it winds up being a cool fight, but the Mandalorian comes up on top. It looks like he's not going to for a little bit. Paz Vizsla even wields the Darksaber for a second. But Mandalorian gets him. He puts the throat to his blade, and the armor calls it. Like a referee, she's like, it is all over.

The Mandalorian wins. And I guess this is some sort of tradition at the end of a duel she has them say like their vows again and she says paz vizla have you ever taken your helmet off no has it ever been removed by anyone else no then she says this is the way din jaren have you ever taken your helmet off and he's just like oh fuck i fucking did definitely and he doesn't say anything and she's like have you taken that helmet off come on you gotta swear to this and he says i have and she says that you are a mandalorian no more fucking big moment where you're like holy shit what and she's like yeah no and he's like but please anything i'll do anything

to make up for this and she says well the you anything i'll do anything to make up for this and she says well the you know the way says you gotta make up for it below the minds of mandalore he's like those are destroyed and she says this is the way which was a tough shit this is the way that was a tough shit this is the way perfect way to say it i mean my i know my kids when they say stuff and it's like yeah no that's exactly what i'm saying like oh man you're really pissed off here how do you kick the mandalorian out of the mandalorian that's his fucking name he doesn't have an identity now he's just like the artist for the bounty hunter formerly known as the mandalorian like yeah so you have to drop the name too they call him mando for god's sakes i did love that too where it's like he's like oh

maybe maybe like like what are the odds that that's the one thing they ask it's like did you do the other eight million parts of the creed the last since we've seen west yeah yeah no problem did you take off a mask motherfucker took it off twice like you told me i gotta give grogu to the fucking jedi i couldn't do that if i couldn't take off the mask it's like he needs to point out the systems he should have argued like fucking alex and dave were going back and forth at each other that should have been this episode And just them screaming at each other for the rest of the episode. And that's the problem with like this, like, you know,

there's no gray area in these fucking religious. It's, it's black or white. Like he really did get fucked by that. But I felt, I felt terrible for him. And this was a great line. I watched the emergency.

Awesome. Breakdown of the, of this episode where they're like, these guys are dueling. There's like three of them left in the world of this like part of the spec, right? And it's like, they're dueling each other where you can basically take out

almost half of the people that are left for you. And I, didn't you feel it was bullshit that Mando almost lost and the guy went fucking after him with the dark saber and couldn't kill him? Yet she called it fucking, once Mando won, she called it off and didn't let Mando fucking kill him with the potential deathborn? I thought that was, I think the armorer was looking for a few steps. A little bodice? Yeah. Yet she called it fucking once Mando one, she called it off and didn't let Mando fucking true.

I thought that was, but I think the armor was looking for a little bias. Yeah. She had a little bias going into that one. I don't like that either. It was like, you know, you said MMA ref, I'm saying like,

it's like a guest referee where she like, it's not the one where it refuses to count for like their opponent, but it's like, she like didn't want to have to fucking, she was given the Mike Tyson quick count. Yeah, exactly. I love, though, and you know how much I love the hardcore championship.

I love the Darksaber. It could be like a 24-7. All of a sudden, Bo-Katan drops out of the sky. He's like, let's go. Darksaber time. I love fucking 24-7 belts. That's the same with the crown in the dozen. I feel like that should be always just on the line.

And whether or not people decline the challenge it just people could just pop out of nowhere just going for it so i love it also what kind of armor do we think grogu's getting it looks like a chain mail of some part right it does yeah we saw like the little links so i would assume it's some kind of chain mail but i'm already thinking about him if we're gonna see him next week do you think grogu at his new Luke Skywalker school is going to be in teeny tiny Jedi robes? That's going to be the most

adorable thing ever, right? That's going to be so fucking cute. Imagine little Hood pulls it up. It's like, yeah, I'm trying to think like Christmas and stuff when you have like a little gnome or something at your house or whatever. That's what they have to do. Like, what's Luke luke gonna do he doesn't have that just sitting around i

can't imagine there's a lot of little yodas flying around his fucking academy so that's gonna be fucking adorable i saw one person say um just based on the because it's a fucking huge spear and i'm like where did the rest of the spear yeah because baby yo you could fucking like wrap him in it five times and he's still probably Best Gar Leftover. So I saw someone say it might be like a little – I thought it would be like a chain. And I don't know why, but someone put a picture of Baby Yo rocking a Yankee hat and Tim's back in the back. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, and like he's got a jacket on.

Yeah. I was thinking he'd have a fucking big old fucking necklace on. Like Rockefeller chain? An Italian. Oh, yeah. Oh, that would be sick. If he had like a straight up and he had like a Mandalorian was his like charm or whatever.

Yeah. But someone said the little ball that he's placed like a lever ball. Yeah. That would be cute. Well, he still got that though. He, he trades it out and then he gets like a legitimate,

somehow the armor or whatever he has, has a little lightsaber hilt. Ooh, that would be sick. I don't know know i don't know if it could be or not i hope i hope we get to i hope we get to see do you think we're gonna see him next week that's the question though do we see him next week personally like i want to so bad i'm like i want to see him so bad next week so i hope we do but i don't know it's like i'm picturing also him going up to the armor and being like lightsaber like a kid goes up to like a balloon animal person at a birthday birthday party and they're like dragon and the person's like i don't fucking know how to make that like here's a sword you know make me a bicycle clown yeah yeah i'm picturing mando just like having a bunch of

suggestions that the armor is like i don't know how to do that. You're suggesting Jedi weapons. I'm a Mandalorian. He hops on the first flight to Tatooine, and he's forced to put all of his weapons in a carry-on bag, which I thought was a funny scene because he just has so many. He unspools the entire grappling hook. He's got all his cartridges on his thing. And the droid that's making him check everything in is another one of those droids that I think was originally created for Star Tours, the ride in Disney that Dave went on that will go on in april yeah when dave brings

us to disney i don't even know if we've mentioned that on the podcast by the way dave is bringing us to galaxy's edge in spring i think we don't even have a date on it yet but like we're gonna make a video with dave portnoy our boss jeff d Ken Jack, Chris Castellani, all the Star Wars people at Barstool in Galaxy's Edge. That's going to be incredible. Incredible. I cannot wait for that. It's going to be just a fucking – Again, you just put that group together, throw a camera,

then put it in the fucking Galaxy's Edge and a bunch of Star Wars people around us. I don't know what the fuck's going to happen. You're going to see the tears flowing from this guy and listen if anyone out there i like we're working on passes i know just like working overtime to get his passes and dave's like i don't want any fucking rock i want lightning i want fast whatever the fuck it is he wants to be moving through the park i understand that's how dave works that's fine i have to figure out a way to at least just sneak into that hotel for like five minutes oh yeah of eight million year waiting list and it's eight million dollars a night to stay i have to figure out a way to get there but that's going to be hilarious but this airport thing this was one of

my favorite scenes of the entire series because it was just it was star wars with real life you see people getting on a commuter thing you have the kids sitting on the seat i loved everything even the star tours droid which i always loved star tours as like that was the only star wars ride for years obviously at disney i always love that and i always have been a fan of the guy who has too many weapons to get it always makes me laugh it always makes me laugh i'm so happy you you agree with me i was giggling love it absolutely love and we saw a child rhodian and listen earlier in the series we said rhodians, dicks, hate him, whatever. This was a nice little child. Rodian didn't say anything.

Just kind of looked over, waved to Mando, reminded him of his son, his little baby boy, his baby boy, Grogu. And then Mando looked down at the little wrapping and again, just looked like his head. And it was just like, oh, my little boy, we miss him so much. Mando misses him so much. We got to get to him soon. And he goes down to Tatooine. Why is everyone trying to go back to Tatooine? You know, Finn voice. Kelly Moto is trying to get a Womp Rat away from her BD droid.

Now, this little BD droid that we saw for the first time in live action is from Jedi Fallen Order. It's created for that video game. And it's kind of your companion. It's kind of your R2 during that entire game. And it's the most lovable part of that entire video game and it's kind of your companion it's kind of your r2 during that entire game and it's the most lovable part of that entire video game it was definitely the most universally beloved thing that they created in that so it's so cool to start incorporating them in live action i'm sure people that are more into that game than i am we're going even crazier than i was and he's like listen i need a ship you told me you've got a replacement

for the razor crest i'm here to pick it up and she's like yep that's exactly what i said yeah i have a new ship for you she brings them over and it is a pile of junk in star wars terms but it's a naboo starfighter from episode one one of my favorite underrated designs in the star wars galaxy was one that i think i brought up the other week when we were talking about like the bright scooters and i was like yeah like they had the yellow ships in naboo and stuff so like this one was not as yellow as like a little bit and by the end it's almost completely buffed out but the whole look of it as soon as i saw a naboo ship i was like are you fucking kidding me shout out dave villoni because i know that motherfucker was the reason they brought in some prequel shit here yeah and are we saying that is like this may not be a shit that anakin was in but it could be yeah yeah i guess it could

be it's one of them yeah yeah and it's she said commissioned by the queen herself like boom padme that's a little padme easter egg for you they're connecting dots for you right in front of your face so that that's why that's why i thought they brought it up too i thought that was interesting and so you want to say about the prequels and i've had no shortage of things to say about the prequels but they had some cool ships in the prequels and such cool designs yeah doug chang was the concept artist for so many of them and he still works at lucasfilm doing stuff for them to this day because he's such a talented guy he kind of like they understood the ralph mccorry concept art the prequels very well and I also loved how when he

when he's like Mandalorian and obviously we know where Boba is so he's gonna end up at Tatooine but it's like do people in the Star Wars galaxy when they're like they have nothing else to do they're like I'll just go to Tatooine for a little bit like I always find and not even it's like and most honestly it's like we fucking live in this place non-stop and i'm like but then i'm thinking whenever i'm out and i need to get dinner there is like that place that's always like a fallback place to go to yeah did you play what was your place at home that was like the fallback place where it's like i just need to get like something to eat real quick when i lived with trent in the city it was stickies the chicken fingers and fries joint oh so fucking good at this place

jersey city i feel bad saying it's kind of a trash thing to say but it's like mcdonald's and wendy's i love mcdonald's and wendy's so often and i saw your blog i read it to my girlfriend yesterday about the secret items coming in we like looked through all of them the mcmuffin with the hash brown on it that's number one for me that's i gotta try that i think i fucked it up too because i thought they said that they replaced the mcmuffins with hash browns i'm like oh my god but i think they're just putting a hash brown from the picture it looks like they just slash slap a hash brown in there that i've heard of before like they have them around here you know at all the delis you'll just you know the dollar

it's like at a hash brown i thought they were going like the doubles the the what was it the k is the k double down double down yeah with the chicken on the – Yeah. That fucked my stomach up for two weeks. And for people that didn't see the blog, they have one. It's the land, air, and sea, and it is a Big Mac, a fish filet, and a McChicken all between – It's big. It looks like one of those Scooby-Doo sandwiches where they make the biggest sandwiches. It's like, how do you bite into that? And it has all the sauces on it too.

I think you have your tartar sauce. You have your secret – So your Big mac sauce and then whatever the fuck you throw on a mcchicken against mayo that like we know when we do our movie reviews and we compare it to like yeah if there's ever a movie that's like the snyder cut it's not your cut yeah it's a lot of shit a lot of things that people know about they just slapped it together on a i think we just fucking nailed that yeah There's our Snyder Cut review. I've never even seen it, but that is my review right there.

But yeah, for here, there's a good pizza place. Shout out to my people at Prado. And then Bliss in Mayapak, where I live. Speaking of food, we're going to eat the Batman Calzone. We're going to do that. Who has it? Little Caesars. And I looked it up.

I looked it up. There's a few. And there's a good like the the most of them are is like kind of in between me and you are so we can meet all right in the middle so we're gonna meet up little caesars offering i'll put it on the screen now so everyone could see it the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen it's like a calzone pizza that's made to look like a bat symbol and i think like we should do like a preview for the batman where we just like sit there and eat it while we're talking if only i if i had like stuff if i had like the actual wardrobe for it i dress like uh the penguin not to be confused with the babble that you see it that would be fun if you dressed up as the riddler i dressed up as the penguin we fucking

ate the cows off um but yeah that's gonna what's it called the bat zone or something yeah it makes sense yeah I feel like the late Batman movies when it came to Batman Forever and stuff like that they were just basically doing stuff for commercialization of stuff

having a fucking food for this movie that has you know the gun that murdered his parents like a very metal movie right we've called it that i just find like little zodiac killer inspired they're like we got to get some sort of money for the guys in case of pizza pizza amazing amazing um speaking of all this food speaking of good food actually let's talk about hello fresh great food restaurant quality food we're not talking order in your local joint we're not talking waste your money on delivery we're talking america's number one meal kit they'll deliver

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This is the way. This is the way. This is the way. So she reveals the Starfighter to him. He's like, what the fuck is this? Give me my money back. I'm not taking this. You said you had a Razorcrester to him he's like what the fuck is this give me my money back i'm not taking this you said you had a razor crest for me she's like no no it's a replacement for the razor crest let me tell you a little bit about it it's pre-empire it's off the grid go to hyperspace without you know powering up or whatever she says at least let me fix it up

and then you could make your decision so he's like jesus fucking christ what else am i gonna do he's like all right let me help fix it up with you he helps fix it up we get a very cool long montage reminded me of i mean the mandalorian this was a mandalorian episode we got a lot of montages in that show so it was like right back to that universe they wind up using jawa's help jawa's come over with some parts that he's like how could they possibly find that she's like you know i used to date some jawas they're very furry creatures. And I got to say, this episode really hammered it home for me. If you go back and listen to her earliest Mandalorian podcast, I don't think I liked

Amy Sedaris's character. I'm pretty sure I was kind of like, eh, she's kind of a corny character. I don't love going to her all the time. I have grown to love this character. I actually really like her. Like, she cracks me up at this point. Her telling him that Jawas are furry. She used to date one, but now she's

working on herself. That really made me laugh and all this stuff I thought was good. The whole building of the ship and then when they finally wheel it out to the front, it felt epic. There was two parts of it with her. When I first saw her, I was like this goddamn chick again. She's being

silly. She was being silly that's the word it's a very silly thing and there is there is room for it but with the droids there was almost like a prequel prequel feel to it i don't know how else to describe it um and the when they were getting into like the guts of the ship and the jargon there was just way too much star wars technical jargon mixed with like naming a random species and throwing that like a yosem and yeah there was a lot so i was like jesus christ so i have to admit i did not really enjoy our time with her for the most part when i found out that crazy bitch has been fucking jawa i was like you know what like you're she's the crazy aunt she's the

crazy aunt and you just have to like you you just smile nod and agree with her know what like you're she's the crazy aunt she's the crazy aunt and you just have to like you you just smile nod and agree with her the entire time you're with her and the fact she actually put together like i didn't i thought we were getting a trash ship the entire time the fact that actually came out of the other side and she was shitting all over the razor oh razor crest razor crest which sweet name he needs to come up with a better name for this one like another good name for this one because that fucking name was what made it awesome but again if you're fucking a

Jawa you're just an X factor I don't even know what to make of you now I there's many takes I have on this podcast that I'm sometimes not sure about or kind of just throw it to you I guarantee you Jawas are the most selfish lovers in the world.

They do not care if you're feeling good. They don't care if they're ending quickly. If we had a Roman ad, we'd throw it in here. Those motherfuckers, they're just doing whatever the fuck they want. Utini. Oh my god, they definitely go Utini!

Jawa O-Face. The Jawa Utini O-Face. They just have one light in the mouth go off forawa O-Face. The Jawa O-T-E-D O-Face. They just have like one light in the mouth go off for their O-Face. Yeah. That's their eyes and their mouth. The eyes. The eyes. All that light from the eyes just transfers to their mouth.

Like this. Oh, did it! And they're definitely like, they're not pulling out either. No, no, no. Jawa's, they don't care about you. How do you think there's so many Jawas? There's a reason they have to build those giant speeders because these guys are just busting inside wow we got really into the love lights which i was i kind of love the jawas sex this week yeah and i've said it though because she says they're furry too which i always figured

they were furry right like in my mind's eye i also but i do not ever want to see what a java looks like no me neither in the Star Wars universe that need to like, let the imagination run wild. So again, you can show me them having sex and saying Uteni, but don't let me actually see them. Like they're fur. I never want to see a Jawa ever. I also feel like they have sex with their robes on too, right? Like they open the robe up. I bet they like pull it up or something.

Yeah. They're not taking that robe off. This is why you guys listen to us. Like they open the robe up. I bet they like pull it up or something. Yeah. They're not taking that robe off. Yeah. This is why you guys listen to us. This is why you subscribe on the YouTube. You haven't left us a like at this point. What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for?

Like that YouTube video. Come on. He goes on a test run with this ship. He's like, I should take her for a test run. Pelemoto's like, yeah, take her for a test run. He goes through the old pod race track on tattooing he goes through beggars canyon we see very familiar settings and they did a great job of the sound design on this scene because when you think about that at least when i think about that

pod racing scene in episode one i think of the sound that's like the coolest part about it the pod race just hitting against each other speeding up all that and they nailed it with this it was like you could tell they knew fans were going to be listening for the same echoes when they went through beggars canyon and all that and he's going so fast he's you know opener up he goes into space at one point he waves to that rhodian that he saw on the flight over and then he gets pulled over remember this from mando sometimes you get pulled over in space by a couple x-wings couple new republic x-wings the first x-wing pilot that talks to him is actually the actor that was on set

playing Luke Skywalker in Mandalorian Season 2 finale, which is cool. They give that guy a little role. It's like how they gave the voice actor of Anakin a little role in The Mandalorian as well. It makes Star Wars feel like that little family environment which we all love. And then the second one is our fucking pal

who said, have you lost anyone on alderaan our fucking boy he's a lovable x-wing pilot at this point because he's just a dope after that alderaan line you're like all right you're you're an absolute dope and he's like we can let him go on this one but did you used to drive a razor crest you look very familiar you sound familiar you used to drive a razor crest he, no, I think you're confusing me for someone else. He's like, you know, that was found with some Imperial remnants on Navarro, parts of that ship. He just fucking takes off in hyperspace. He hits the button.

They're like, how did he take off to hyperspace? He didn't even power up. Well, that's the new ship. That's Mando's new thing. Pretty badass. The first thing I was thinking about the ship. I love the ship, by the way. How is he going to get bounties on it? If he takes in

a bounty, he had that whole compartment on the Razorcrest where he had like a hundred of the carbonite slabs, you know? He was like, I could just throw people down there. It's such a tiny ship that he's got a little bubble that he's like, what'd you do with the astromech droid slot? And she's like, I made it a little bubble. We know that's going to be for Grogu.

That's for our point of view. That's going to be the greatest look of all time when he's in the ship and Grogu's in the fucking bubble. I can't wait to see that. But where's he going to be for grogu that's going to be the greatest look of all time when he's in the ship and grogu's in the fucking bubble i can't wait to see that but where is he going to put bounties he's going to need a trailer disintegrations that's what he's gonna have to do he's gonna have to go the fucking bubble route and just start murking motherfuckers and being like i don't have room to carry anything what do you want me to do but yeah like a bounty hunter who's getting a two-door car without a backseat it's just not practical how did that never come up actually man it should have been like i am a

fucking bounty hunter i have bounties that i have to transport i can't have them in a little thing right behind my head he's got to fix this catchphrase he's just i could bring you in cold i could bring your head in cold that's it but i can't bring you in warm anymore my ship's too tiny it's like sorry dude uh i i warm would have been an option but there's this crazy bitch you're just gonna start putting heads in the little bubble like it's like walt disney world's walt disney's head in the frozen thing just to put a spike in there you just start spiking them on top of each other and then he has to move it out for when grogu comes in he puts in like a car seat for grogu to see yeah oh a little car seat oh my god he buckles

him in oh that would be so cute that's the straight off you need to have in order to like have a ship that can come faster than a java i mean that's kind of what he has and he comes back down and i loved this line by mando pelimoto's like how was it he goes wizard fucking wizard i'm stealing that mando i'm stealing that immediately and she says one of your friends stopped by while you were gone he's like one of my friends what are you talking about i have friends she's like yeah uh she said her name was and we hear from the top fennec shand she drops down she's peli mode is like i thought we had fucking security in this

place what the hell they need simply safe former sponsor of the podcast and fennec shand stops by to tell mando we need muscle basically she's like i i need muscle he's like boba fett she's like yep and she throws him some credits he gives the credits back he's like i'll do it for free i don't care i assume he's saying this because boba helped him with his journey right so it's a nice one for one mando's a guy of honor guy of respect it was always about respect he says i just got to visit a little friend first end of the episode so the big question is are, I just got to visit a little friend first. End of the episode. So the big question is, are we going to see him visit his little friend next week?

Or are we going to catch back up with Boba Fett on Tatooine? Maybe they'll build some more of their army before Mando gets there. And Mando comes in for the big save at the end with Grogu. I don't, or maybe without Grogu. I don't know. I have no idea. If, I mean, if we follow mando to go get grogu next week we're getting luke right oh my god yeah that's why like my brain doesn't know every

single episode i think at the end we're like i don't know like i don't know who the villain is because i thought one thing going in i don't even know who the next episode is going to be centered around that's the point where i know it's fucking craziness it's great and then maybe it'll go back and forth that'd be cool if they went back and forth instead of the flashbacks and modern day what if it was boba and mando how about yeah how about we get how about this how about get another flashback to tank followed by mando in present day followed by boba in present day then mando has a flash it sounds like the land air and sea yeah exactly we're pulp fiction fucking mandalorian fiction is what we're basically doing we're hopping all over time uh lines i don't know

what the fuck's going on yeah it's it's a lot to digest it's a lot like that we don't know where we're going it's not next week is a complete like throwing shit at the wall as far as predictions we have no idea until until mando until mando said boba fett at the end i was like oh yeah that's what i'm watching i'm not yeah he's in this show yeah he's in this show great tweet you see hank's tweet about it he he was texting hank shout out 3 a.m crew hank oh wow too yeah he said when does this come out i said in an hour and he said damn that's too late and then as soon as it came out he texted me and said holy shit because i think he's a huge mandalorian fan as soon as he saw his guy din jar and he was in and he stayed up till four and he tweeted this was such a good episode of

the show they should make an entire show based around it it was incredible good idea hank you know what i think that would work out i think and and like you said the uh once once mando took off in the ship there was a lot lot of those little Easter eggs. Jeff was telling us that the ramp, the pod racing thing. The Beggar's Canyon? They broke the ramp and it never was fixed. It's like the thing's been broken for like 50 fucking years. What have you guys been doing here?

And like I said, that dude was always going to make me laugh. He was like, did you lose anyone in Mandalore? It's like, yeah. Night of a thousand tears. You ever fucking heard of it, man? That was one of my tears was that night. As soon as they cut to him, I just laughed. Like just seeing him gave me a chuckle. I was like, ah, that fucking guy.

Also, Wizard and – what is it? Anakin's friend says Wizard. Yeah. Like after he does like the pod racing or the flying or whatever. So very, very cool shit all around. And again, no clue. This is the thing. What's going to happen with the Pikes?

Are they the big bad? Who is above the Pikes? Are the Hutts coming back? Where does Big K stand in all this? The Rancor. There's so much. I don't. The Rancor.

Forgot about the Rancor. Boba's going to ride the Rancor. Boba. If I had a gun to my head right now and said, who's on the the sus list i don't even know who is going to be on the episode there's so much shit going on i again i guess it's good it just it's a lot to digest right now i think everyone's in the same boat right yeah and shout out to you by the way for calling a pod racing scene this season technically a pod racing scene but like basically right like it's like you saying there was gonna be a nascar scene and something and then someone winds up like going and riding a go-kart on a nascar track

yeah you're like all right well yeah yeah pod race junior yeah it was cool and what was oh no was it a pod racing thing when they had the uh the trash compactor the thing in the trash compactor little pole or whatever from the trash compactor in this episode another such a subtle easter egg like if you're not a hardcore hardcore hardcore star wars fan you're not getting that even jeff texted me or ken jack texted on our group chat like was that the fucking pole from the trash compactor it was like i don't know i'm gonna have to go back and watch man like i don't fucking remember but yeah it was a great episode chapter five of the book of boba fett. It's my favorite episode thus far. A slam dunk, as Clem called it, with the dark saber wielded while the slam dunk was going on.

Be careful you don't slice that up. Thank you to our sponsors, 3Chi, HelloFresh, and Cuts Clothing. And keep an eye out for the giveaway videos. Email clemreport at gmail.com. I'll extend it because I forgot to post the giveaway stuff. But everything is at this point gathered. We got really cool stuff. We got a Greedo action figure that I didn't even know we had.

We got so much cool shit, some stuff from the phantom menace, the 50th anniversary re-release, all of this stuff, the, the, not the 50th anniversary, but of Lucasfilm,

you know what I'm saying? Make sure you like the video. If you're on Spotify, hit us with that five star rating. If you're on Apple podcasts or Apple, whatever their fucking app is called at this point give us the review the five star rating on that as well do we have any that you could read off from yeah let me take a let me take a look right now and it's the yeah the clem report at gmail.com i feel like to be honest with you we'll probably we'll wait until the end of the Boba. We'll do it after it was done. Fair enough. Yeah. And I found like,

like the generator that we could do in terms of to, to easily like, and maybe I'll even do a video showing off what the giveaway stuff is to make people want to sign up. So do we have star Wars? We have any marble. Is it star Wars? What are we dealing with here?

It's mostly star Wars. And we got a little bit of Marvel too. I have like a Bruce Banner eating shawarma funko pop still in the box i've got some miles morales funko pop still in the box um i want to send all all the stuff i want to send is like the boxed stuff but i've got mandalorian action figures rise of skywalker action figures darth vader action figures um like i said phantom menace action figures really really cool stuff is going to be in this giveaway the mandalorian monopoly set one person is going to get a board game mandalorian monopoly

that's fun beautiful so yeah this is going to be good we got uh let's see jtar 88 most dope that's a good name larry from detroit landshane 34 cj decker 69 and kingly the best barstool content according to kingly. The best. Put that on the fucking poster under deadline. We got to get Pornhub. Variety. We got to shout out our guy, Kroll. He's like, what the fuck are you doing, man?

This one's from CJ Decker. Forget PMT and go to MMB. Bob and Clem host the Dream Cup podcast for nerds. You got to love it here. That'll be the new rivalry at Barstool, us and PMT, you know, the two biggest podcasts going, going head to head. And JTAR 88.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We're going to have to recruit some people cause they have a fucking whole gang now over there. JTAR 88 says do peacemaker. And I've seen the tweets about it. We're going to do peacemaker.

The thing is, I think they dropped the first three episodes around the same time. They dropped the first three at once and then it's weekly. So it was the schedule was hard to line our things up. I've been watching all of them and I love this show. I absolutely love it. I think it's fucking awesome. I've been,

that's the thing is I, when I'm, when I feel like I'm behind a show, I basically have to just get one day where I just bang them out. Cause I'm, if I finish it and then I know I have two left, I'm like, all right.

And then the third one piles on top crazy week, obviously football's going on. So my weekends just becomes consumed with that. So peacemaker will be done. I wish we could have done it after every single episode or might be an end of season, but I think it might be one recap. And then when season two comes out, which I wouldn't imagine it will, I don't know how everything, but yeah, I don't know. They haven't announced anything yet though.

Right? No, but it's just so well-received. It has to be. And so well received it has to be and that's and i'll be honest with you i'll be honest with you too like it's from the jump it sounded like everyone was liking it from day one with dc you gotta show me before you like marvel gets that fucking they have it you know we do shows about cartoons that have nothing to do with the universe just because we're like you guys are so fucking good we have to cover this dc has to kind of show me they showed us now we'll do it we'll do a recap after season one and then when season two comes out we'll probably hopefully get a weekly thing lined up for all that um and yeah and we got the fuck are you into the boys too are you are you a boys guy no same thing i have to i feel so far now it's season three is coming out for that

in june yeah okay so that gives me time to catch up. I can catch up by then. And the seasons are very short. I think there's only like six episodes in each season. Okay. Maybe there's six in the first and nine in the second. It's not a super long binge, but it's definitely one worth doing. The boys are great.

I always have to watch out when I say this because Bob doesn't think human trafficking is a big deal. But is this kid? No, no, no, no. God, no. The most unfriendly show in existence. because Bob doesn't think human trafficking is a big deal, but is this kid? No, no, no, no. God, no. The most unfriendly show in the existence. I would rather you show Sienna the Sopranos than the boys. Okay, so there you go.

It's all the other parents out there. For a million years, show her the boys. I watched, what was the one? Invincible? Yeah. I've watched episode one, and without giving spoilers, there's a moment where I was just like, yep, this one is an adult show right here. So, so yeah, we'll definitely get the Peacemaker done for sure. Peacemaker 2. Don't show us the end of Peacemaker.

Yeah, no Peacemaker. I saw like 10 F-bombs on my timeline just on like the trailer alone. So again, what should we do is to leave a comment here. What should we have? How about hashtag Bobba fetless i was gonna say i was gonna say kaka fat but i could do boba fetless i like boba fetless hit us with the hashtag if you made it to the end of the episode well i always like seeing the tweets when people make it to the end of the episode i'm like fuck yeah they rode with us that whole time i love i love that so hit us with that hashtag hit us with the likes on youtube subscribe if you're not already subscribed and we will be back next week for Chapter 6.

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