My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 199 - 'MOON KNIGHT' EPISODE 2 RECAP WITH CLEM
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It is Robbie, Fox, and Clem here to recap episode 2 of Marvel's Moon Knight.
I am at home, Clem is at HQ.
This could have been an in-person episode, but the goddamn WrestleMania flu got me and Brandon Walker,
both,
both of us the past couple of days,
not together.
You know,
we've been separate the past couple of days,
but we've been texting each other,
same symptoms,
feeling real achy,
feeling headaches all the time.
A big cough COVID negative,
thankfully,
but yeah,
I had to cancel a trip to LA and everything.
It's my flu game, Clem.
Bob Fox, just staying at home.
I'm in the office right now.
What's going on here?
We've switched bodies.
This is like a real,
this is a barstool moon night going on right now.
Bob Fox is home on the Zoom
and I am in the office right now,
which I'm telling you is,
it's kind of a mind fuck right now.
I don't even know what you're going to look at right now.
I'm in the radio room.
So anyone, you know.
I know, yeah.
You're in like the fam famed yak studio yes the illustrious yak with their 1 million subscribers so we are we've switched bodies for the day a bob clem body
body switch would be incredible bob if you were to carry this body with you i would i like i i wish
if anyone knows how to make body switches happen let's see bob fox a
day and clem me a day and bob fox in that the octagon bob i could kill a man with my bare hands
it'd be a very interesting uh body swap here but it is it is kind of a fucking freaky friday going
on right now that would be a great maybe we need to do that as like a halloween movie or something
like a freaky friday like a treehouse of horror oh we should do a barstool treehouse of horror with like a couple of short stories.
And one can be a freaky Friday between you and me.
Yeah.
And like where I come home and I see the kids like that video, the kids smashing his head
on the on the counter a hundred times.
And I'm like, what is this?
Bob goes to get up from bed and the body, the gravity just weighs you back down and
you like fall on the floor.
And I'm like like i have tattoos um what did you think of moon night episode two i think we're building something here
i feel good i feel like we're in the right direction um again i cannot stress this enough
to the listeners out there who may be a little lost jose young's has once again saved my life
because i'm like all, I kind of have an
idea what what's going on right now. I feel like I have an idea where this is heading. And I know
some people may not want to know anything about a TV show they're about to watch. It's a lot of
stuff if you don't know what's going on right now. When we see, you know, people don't see the
jackals and he's kicking the shit out of it. And I'm like, all right, I think I have an idea what's
going on. So again, Professor Youngs got me to a point where i felt pretty good about it what about you bob i really liked it i felt like
this felt a little more mcu-ish than the first episode it's still out there to where i'm like
i can't see this character steven grant or mark specter like interacting with the guardians or
some of the other superheroes it would be a jump maybe kit harrington's character
from the eternals that's like the one that comes to mind where i'm like maybe he'll talk to him
the the black knight or something they're both knights right in that way still out there it
cleared some things up and then it created some brand new mysteries where it's like all right i
guess i know where this is going now but yeah now we're in other places conchu's more in it conchu's terrifying some of those scenes were straight up like horrifying all right our first
disagreement of the of the podcast or of this pod and maybe of the moon knight series i fucking love
conchu i love him i think he's great i think he's wonderful he's like kill him we're in the storage
unit oh oh the storage unit was a little scary
a little that was scary as fuck come on you're showing that to sienna well listen bob again we
have to go through this oh you i'm the one who's now the bad parent you're the one who wants to
show her all the child trafficking stuff i don't want don't know no i don't want to you you beg me
to show it she just happened to see Black Widow.
On your recommendation.
The intro, you know, had me completely captivated.
I was listening to this.
Smells like teen spirit.
I was like, oh, my God, this is so cool.
The Nirvana.
And I didn't realize what I was looking at was, yeah, unfortunately, trafficking.
So should I like, are you telling me I should play Nirvana for my daughter now?
My seven-year-old daughter, my little princess. I should have her listen to Nirvana's whole catalog.
There might be some questions that come out of that.
Not the whole catalog.
Some songs, maybe.
All right, Bob.
I'm going to podfather you.
I'm going to say, Bob Fox not ready for kids yet.
So that freaking Friday, we'll check out, as you see.
Because AJ will be the one smashing his head into the couch,
throwing pasta everywhere.
He'll get home, and AJ will have choked me out.
I'll be on the floor, choked out. Yeah him and his new taekwondo classes all right uh do you want to
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you hear like the fists and the pounding of moon knight beating on that jackal
from last episode you pick up kind of right where it left off and then you see some sand at the foot
of steven or mark's bed i'm gonna go back and forth i'm gonna accidentally say mark i know it's
scotty in there too like fuck it like who cares like these names they're not even named it's moon
night and not moon night and the guy who is moon night and yells at the other guy that's kind of
how yeah so so there's the sand at the bottom of his bed like we said last week all
the eighth grade field trip uh tactics to find out if you're getting out of bed and he tries to talk
to mark in the mirror for a little bit i don't think he gets through him he goes back to work
and everything is completely in disarray from last night he watches the cctv tapes with the
security guard which when i was in london for ufc london they said that all watches the cctv tapes with the security guard which when i was
in london for ufc london they said that all the time cctv oh we're gonna get the cctv we gotta
get the cctv always thought that was funny and he looks like a maniac in all the security footage
nobody's chasing him there's no jackal he's just running away from thin air and later on when he
fights the jackal as mr knight and then becomes moon knight he's in the jackal is invisible
to other people as well it's seen once she throws the glass of water on it i think layla throws a
glass of water or something on it and then you kind of see like the fur there's a scene in the
boys the first episode of the boys very reminiscent of that there's like an invisible superhero that
they get into a fight with but very intriguing uh intro to the episode
where we're like okay the jackal is not visible to other people does it even exist i got a little
bit of uh fight club vibes when you see him kind of like just moving around there it's it's like
agreed norin is just kicking his own ass uh and they start off when he wakes up the mirrors you
see three different mirrors and I'm all about
the mirror imagery now I've my my antenna has been raised on that and I still like wasn't sure
if he had remembered the Moon Knight stuff and again they say the Scotty so then I'm like wait
is his name Scotty or Steven so there was a lot of confusing going on and and watching that sweet
ass like you said the security camera the CCTV if you if you may um and i don't know i i that
that first scene led to like more questions than answers for me and i do not need that right now
with my brain no it definitely did so he gets fired for that obviously like you can't keep your
job they make him hand in the name tag and there's a great shot with that as well where it's like the
name he's giving it up steven and he is kind of mandated or recommended to go to therapy.
They give him a therapy packet.
And Jose told us about that whole storyline where he has to go into the mental institution.
There's the one shot from the trailer where he's in the all white and he's kind of like yelling.
So I think he's going to go into that institution.
He's going to go to therapy at some point.
We'll see that.
He goes and talks to the statue man who we know is Crawley from the credits.
Another character that Jose told us about.
He's one of Moon Knight's friends in the comics.
Not sure if he's Mark or Steven's friend in the comic. He might be Steven being a Steven talks to him in the show.
And then he goes to this storage facility that he found the keys to
in his apartment the guy recognizes him despite him being like hey this is gonna sound crazy he's
like no no you're in here all the time come on you're in you know unit 73 or whatever brings
him up to the storage container that Mark has been living in this is the scene that really gave me
fight club vibes I was like when he's talking to Mark in the reflection,
I was like, oh, this is like retracing Tyler Durden's steps,
the plane tickets, all of that.
And it's very army-esque.
He has the army cot bed.
He finds a gun, a bunch of money, and this scarab.
And the scarab starts floating.
It's like it's not a compass because it's not pointing north or something.
And Mark tells Steven all about what a conch you is doing to him.
First, he tells him, go to sleep.
Let me take over.
He's like, no.
And then he's like, I am the avatar of conch you.
Conch you brings justice to the world and resurrected us.
And Steven has a great line where he's like, I eat one piece of steak and I go bonkers.
I go mad.
What's going on?
And he runs out.
This is where he sees conancho in the hallway and i
thought this was fucking terrifying as i said and then when he runs out into the street he basically
falls into layla's lap and and then she's like oh steven where have you been i'm just or mark i
don't know i'm like oh god yeah there's just way too much going on here right now uh the i i looked
it up and it was jake lockley is the mime crawlies uh he serves as an
informant to him along the way so who we haven't met yet exactly so whole bunch of shit going on
here bob a whole lot of like pieces being connected that we don't even know what they're going towards
uh he said he was number 43 i put that as note. I don't think that ended up being anything.
Um, what's the, what was the scariest part?
If, if you were to go into a storage unit and you opened a bag and there was a fake passport, a gun and a whole bunch of cash, which part would you say?
Oh fuck.
Oh, the gun easily.
Come on.
No way, man.
The cash, the gun, you can get guns.
There's probably a lot of people who have guns on them at any – we live in the United States of America.
We know how easy it is for people to have guns.
If that cash is there, that's probably someone's cash.
And maybe it's no country for old men.
As soon as I see cash, I get the willies.
But are we saying it's our storage unit we're going into?
But we don't know whose it is.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just saying like – you're like, all right, this is –
But if you find the fake passport with your face on it, I mean.
I'm saying if I see a fake passport with my face on it, a gun, I'm saying, all right, those are things that can be acquired through like –
I mean fake passport maybe not so much.
I mean fake ID is easy back in the day.
Fake passport I have is two.
Gun is like – fuck, I could probably go – I might get a gun by the end of this episode we'll follow me around on camera i feel like it's not that hard definitely order
one on amazon fresh or something exactly um but the the money like the passport is obviously like
a problem because there's obviously a reason you're hiding your identity but a bag of cash
man straight cash homie and again from all different countries too it's not just from one country it's all different currencies it looks like that is super sketchy exactly sus mad sus i
mean maybe we'll have to rank which of the the versions are the are the most sus of him uh but
i i personally thought it was cash also bob fox do you have a storage unit i do yeah i recently
got a storage unit i'm actually tomorrow my entire day is going to
consist of going back and forth to this storage unit i swear to god i hate storage i just hate
having a storage unit and like you have to keep it in like some sort of an order we had a storage
unit um when we moved up from queens we live with my parents for a year just to save money before
we got the house so we just threw everything in there and it was like our entire lives which
wasn't a ton but we were doing married we had gifts we had our stuff from living in queens
and just so much shit in there and i saw that storage unit and i got the willies like basically
conchu that's what i felt like it's like that scary consciousness was just me going to the
storage unit and i don't know man storage units like they freak me out they they really do it's
like what yeah i think storage units and like retire if you ever are like driving down a street
in your like town and they're building something 90 chance it's a storage unit or like retirement
housing for 55 and older because i feel like or maybe a mattress firm yeah or maybe mattress one
of those three things is almost definitely being built
because i think the thing is as america as like i don't know if americans are people in the world
where uh like we have just so much bullshit that we can't fit into like our houses and then we're
we're living longer and these all these people like we don't know where to put them so we have
so much shit and we have so much living people i will say there was a purple guy that one time
had a solution that could have taken care of all this extra stuff that we wouldn't have storage
units and all this retirement housing taking up all these resources that's all i'm gonna say about
it that's all i'm gonna say hey there's also a god out there that sounds like maybe he's not into
the purple guy's methods but also has you know maybe redeemable, in some people's eyes,
route of going through it.
Yeah, from a certain point of view.
From a certain point of view, to quote another great franchise,
another great Disney franchise right there.
The other thing, Khonshu.
I didn't realize he was so tall.
What was that line?
Osama tall as hell, he should have been a hooper?
Like, that's what I felt like when I saw Khonshu.
I was like, this guy can fucking play like center for the
Knicks right now throw him out on the court
oh wait they're in London now
yeah he shouldn't be so angry man
like that Khonshu
has like little man energy
to him right he needs to
actually no he has big guy energy he's telling people
I don't know
I'm trying I'm thinking of the
scene where he says like,
break his windpipe.
Like,
is that big man energy or is that little man energy?
Because he's like,
I don't want you to know.
Like,
yeah.
Yeah.
But it's scrambling.
It's,
I feel like the little guy would try to break your windpipe.
The big guy's telling someone else,
break his windpipe.
I'm,
I don't want to,
I hate saying stuff like this in the podcast.
Cause I know it comes back to bite me.
I fucking love Conchu. I love me. I fucking love Conchu.
I love him.
I fucking love Conchu.
I love his vibe.
Again, the first time I saw him, the long beak or whatever kind of freaked me out.
Maybe it's that as dad, I'm kind of a bird guy, like bird watching.
We just put out, oh, Bob, we got a new bird seed at the Casa de Clem.
Oh, I saw your tweet.
Yeah, we're getting all sorts of songbirds coming up.
We got Cardinals.
We got Finches.
We have Blue Jays.
None of those are probably even songbirds.
I don't know any of that stuff.
I just love watching them.
And then, yeah, the Hawks are flying by again.
It's absolutely beautiful.
So I'm a Khonshu guy.
I hope there's other Khonshu people out there, but I'm a Khonshu guy.
I'm putting it out there just like the Big T.
I'm a Khonshu guy.
And is Khonshu like a force ghost in a way where he cannot like physically involve himself?
He can just give orders or appear and scare people, but he can't like bitch smack somebody if he wants?
Exactly.
I think that he's kind of just like the dude online.
He can't actually go out there and do anything.
So hence the avatar or whatever you want to call it.
I love calling someone an avatar too.
I thought that was such a good line.
Yeah, that was a good line.
When it's not used in the James Cameron senseeron sense yeah oh fuck james suck it um speaking of funny youtube got some aggression on
it you did the suck and i gave the double birds like stone cold speaking of funny storage unit
stories pop punk once booked and we've always booked the most random last minute rehearsal
studios because that's how shows come together and i think buddha ben booked us one and we showed up and we were like this cannot be it it looks like a storage unit
facility and that's exactly what it was and we literally they like wheeled up one of the doors
for us we went in and they closed it shut they were like the light will go on when he got 30
minutes left we were like okay and it was the coldest tiniest little storage
facility you could ever imagine the sound was horrible bouncing off metal walls it was it was
an absolute disaster but that's a great story right there though still books our rehearsal
rooms by the way buda bent still kind of the pup punk manager from across the country yeah if we
want a rehearsal studio booked we text buda ben i mean if that is not
barstool being barstool i don't know what it is that is the most barstool being barstool i've
ever heard he doesn't even work for barstool anymore and he's in la while you fucking idiots
are here in new york that's the best i love i think he enjoys still having a steak and pop punk
you know yes it was one of his babies he did the first few music videos. I mean, this is a quick left turn, but, you know, we're famous for that with this podcast.
Like, who was the first?
What was the brainchild?
Is there one person?
Was it a conversation one night?
I mean, I feel like I've known this in the past, but it's been so long now.
It's been years.
It was me and Roan came to PFT and Smitty with the idea.
And that came from Roan was sitting directly across from me. And I was listening to Blink 182 all day. And I think I was listening to it so loud
that it was like going through my headphones. I was infamous for doing that. I think K Marco
even wrote like a joke about that in the Barstool coffee table book. And I now realize I'm like,
damn, that was kind of rude of me but i think i was
listening to blink 182 super loud and ron was like what is that like what are you listening to all
day i told him blink 182 and he was like oh is that where tom delong sings like this and i was
like oh we should do something like that we should do like a you know a parody music video and the
idea was just to do one music video and then do uh behind
the music breakup video like a vh1 yeah we broke up because we got real into heroin and opiates
and you know that's how all bands dissolve now and do it super serious like spinal tap almost
and then we were just like no let's just keep doing songs because it's more fun that's awesome
great good fucking story man i'm happy i don't think i knew that so i'm happy i found and then like the the
thing was it's actually like captured in stool scenes there's an episode of stool scenes where
you see it happen and like us go to pft and smitty and us bring them into a room we wrote like i
think it was the first couple uh like verses of back to school to first date by blink 182 we just youtubed an
instrumental went into one of the pod rooms the pod room at hq2 that wasn't the radio room the
non we went in there yeah and with the walls falling off they looked like decrepit oh yeah
it was a gross place to bring guests and buddha ben was booking you guys in fucking uh storage
units so if that's not the most barstool thing i don't
know and then like the fact that then like smitty gets replaced by frankie you guys are doing live
shows you guys are flying to other fucking states doing like concerts that's just like it's a it's
a success and the first song was recorded in hank's living room and as the all of the other
songs pretty much well almost all of the other songs were recorded in this random like
dude's kitchen that we found in uh like the lower east side i think it was and we would go into this
guy's kitchen there would be like a family eating dinner and they'd be like hola como esta you'd be
like bien walk into the studio and it was like two steps up and it was like literally falling down
it was like this wooden bin uh but that's enough of it i saw someone commented last week they were like this
is not enough about moon night i had to turn it off i'm sorry we're gonna get back to moon night
that's this era of the podcast like we said last week new season new era we you know scatterbrain
scatterbrain like the show the show has a scatter brain back to moon night though Layla reveals very quickly she's his wife and they're equally confused here it's impossible for either one of
them Layla or Steven at this point because she's Mark's wife to understand what's happening or to
even explain what's happening from their point of view neither of them really believe each other
and she gives him divorce papers and he has a very funny line where he's like i would never divorce you and uh right where they start to talk about this a knock on the door comes it's the
police or so we think it's the police and they're detectives who arrest steven for having the fake
the fake passport and leila escapes out the window with the scarab. Now, I saw a heavy spoilers video where they suggested because Layla is his wife,
and while Mark seems to want to divorce her to save her,
almost in a Spider-Man-esque way,
like it's like, no, you're in danger by knowing me,
they think maybe Jake Lockley was the one that went on the date with the other person.
Because why would Mark just blatantly cheat on his wife if the divorce papers weren't like through it seems like he probably still loves
her and just wants to save her where i'm gonna have to go through now that we're two episodes
in maybe after the third episode definitely gonna have to go through the youtubes where they
start piecing together the timelines and all the different scenarios and all the different people
all right this was mark this was jake because i didn't even i forgot all about that date and i just thought he was you know so
okay so i'm with you bob all right i like that and if it's not if it's just mark and he's just
fucking around like kind of don't like the guy you know yeah and that's the thing like i want
to like all these different characters even though i'm sure there's going to be three very different
people behind them finding out you have a wife what a mind fuck finding you have a wife named leila it's pretty
cool though like again god i want to make a left all right gradual turn one minute time limit on
this answer which leila do you like more the fast version or the slow version low yes okay i was i
had to think for a second the the and again the uh wait no you like the slow
version more the unplugged yeah wow i'm i think i like the fast version more but it's really good
the thing is the ending of the fast version is such a yeah that is a monster ending but i i think
the first time i ever heard leila was the unplugged version so So I kind of like that was my Layla for a while.
And then I was like, wait a second.
They named – he wrote another song called Layla.
It's like, no, you idiot.
It's the same song, just like the original version sped up.
And I always think Goodfellas when I hear it.
So I'm sorry.
That was our –
No, it always reminds me of Goodfellas.
I like the unplugged slow versions of a lot of songs.
And it's – I wish more people did slower or like if they do unplugged or any kind of acoustic, they completely change it to where it's slowed down or some other like heavy, heavy remix of it all.
So again, I didn't mention Layla in the first episode.
I didn't go into the songs, but I was thinking of her for a full week.
So that's why I made my turn.
I'll turn us back in the moon right here.
The other thing is when she calls him out on the fake accent, that must have a real like how do you our guy bob fox couldn't even put on a fake accent
when he went out to london no i can't do it oh hello clam cheerio pipip cheerio i see you're
wearing a stephen cohen shirt there oh thank you noticing bob i'm irish i don't even i am the worst
accent person in the world i think i saw troops around here it not easy to do. I don't want troops to be like,
you motherfucker. What do you think you're... What you doing, blood?
What you doing, blood? Oh, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good. This is how I do accents.
If I try to act like someone,
like someone's voice, I can do it, but I can't just
do it on my own. So, that's just me.
Fair enough. Hand up.
Would have fallen for the fake detectives a hundred times out of a hundred.
Oh, I didn't fall for it for a second.
No? Not for a second, Clem. I said, oh oh they're definitely people they're gonna have the tattoos i was like
look at their fucking arms i thought he was gonna be like trying to pull up everyone's sleeves the
whole episode that would be fun if he just starts pulling he's gonna probably start doing that
that's a little spoiler for episode three i bet i bet he's paranoid yeah it would be a good call
bob uh i'm i've said this a million times i always like when cops and the guys like
i swear to god i've never done meth in my life and then they open the door and it's just like
meth just like falls out of the car it's just a flood of meth so i i would have been like i'm
basically telling if you come to my house and address like a cop and you want to do like
kidnap me i'm gonna fall for it 100 i'm a real follower i've always been a real follower so they
aren't detectives as we kind of insinuated there they are followers of arthur harrow they bring him to this community this little place
run by harrow and harrow realizes what's happening to mark or steven whatever you want to call him
and he's like trying to get through to him he's like oh what is he telling you right now break
my windpipe because he doesn't want you to tell me i'm the former avatar of conshu this is a big like oh shit moment that makes a lot of sense and it's a very cool dynamic
for hero and villain to have and then they have this talk about killing children that'll eventually
do bad things and if that's morally right you know can you kill a four-year-old if you know
they're gonna go on a murder spree at 30 and And Mark is like, definitely not. It's kind of the baby Hitler conversation
or baby Thanos conversation put in different wording,
put in different terms.
Unfair, unfair comp, comp.
Okay, can we at least say unfair comp
between Thanos and Hitler?
Because one of them just snapped people.
I don't want to say the H-man's name.
I apologize, Bob.
Keep it continued.
Yeah, yeah.
It's tough.
Harrow realizes at this point that he doesn't have the scarab
when he's like, I don't have the scarab.
And he's like, I'm going to have to take it from you.
He starts to use the cane, which has the magic of,
what's his god's name?
Aminu?
Aminu?
Amin?
Amin?
Arena?
Amio?
Abino?
I'm trying to think of it in the closed caption.
I think it's a meme, but I'm not sure.
A-M-M-I-N-U?
Damn.
Aloe?
I don't remember what it is.
You guys want us to talk about Moon Knight?
We're going to completely get everything wrong because we're two guys.
What's the name of that famous girl's daughter, Apple?
Apple?
Who's that? Who is that? That's Gwyneth? Apple? Who's that?
Who is that?
That's Gwyneth, right?
Gwyneth?
Yeah.
Is that Gwyneth?
Goop herself?
Pepper Potts?
We are not Gwyneth fans because she is too cool for the MCU.
Oh, did I do it?
Too cool.
I don't even remember that, yeah.
Fuck.
Pussy candles?
Like, get out of here, Gwyneth.
You're not cool.
No one likes you.
They smell like my orgasm?
Gross.
Gross. Get out of here, Pepper Potts. Female orgasms aren't even real here gwyneth you're not cool no one likes it they smell like my orgasm gross get out of here pepper pots or got female organs aren't even real gwyneth god right as harrow uses his cane magic from uh the god aloe layla appears says put on the suit
she tells him and and steven misinterprets what he needs doesn't know what he needs. What is it? Have you ever – no.
Have you ever seen – okay.
Ron's Gone Wrong.
Absalon is what he calls the kid.
Absalon.
Absalon, all-time great kid movie for any – not even kid movie.
I liked it more than my kids, and they liked it a lot.
So I'm just going to throw that recommendation out there.
I'm sorry to tell it because they keep – the A names, Absalon, came to mind.
So Layla tells him, put on the suit. Put put the suit on and he doesn't know what that means so he puts on a literal suit i mean it's described later on as a kentucky fried
chicken colonel suit it's all white it looks really cool he's got the moon knight mask on
kind of a different mask gets into this huge fight with the jackal in the streets that we
talked about earlier where the jackal is invisible to everyone but him so it's kind of
the fight club thing again to some people's vision where it's beating him up you just see a guy like
oh this hurts and then like leila throws the water on him you see the jackal they eventually
defeat it when he becomes moon knight he gives up his power to moon knight he looks at him in the reflection
very cool transformation moment every time he transforms and the wraps come around him and his
eyes glow just badass very cool very comic book-esque the moonarangs come out of his chest
he's able to throw the moonarangs harrow winds up getting the scarab after the battle's all
complete he kills a homeless guy for it which kind of insinuates all right this guy's not fucking just killing the bad people that are gonna eventually
do something bad no no no this guy's out for blood out for himself he's a badass batman call it what
it is bob a badass batman you don't give an f oh you know what as we went through with uh your
brother there are versions of batman that will kill motherfuckers and they do yeah some of them that literally like the keaton batman will turn the batmobile and just light
someone on fire just for standing there you know did anyone ever don't want to do that on youtube
just do like all the times batman kills people in horrific fashion because there were a few times
there's got to be a video there's a lot you could probably do a dozen you could probably do a dozen
batman kills that's probably why jeff named it the dozen he's like those are my favorite batman There's got to be a video. There's a lot. You could probably do a dozen. You could probably do a dozen Batman kills.
That's probably why Jeff named it the dozen.
He's like, those are my favorite Batman kills of all time.
Jeff's crazy like that.
That's why I love him.
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Mark traps Steven in the mirror realm, if you even want to call it that.
He's in the mirror literally, and then he kind of shatters the mirror.
And then he has this talk with Khonshu where we find out that Khonshu is threatening Mark
to do all of his duties and
carry out his justice by saying if you don't do this my next person is going to be your wife
leila my next avatar will be your wife he doesn't outright say it but he's like someone that will
be very close to you and it's a she wink wink i would wink if i wasn't all bones you know and
then conshu uh says like or i think mark says to stephen like where are we going
where do you think one of them says that line and it's of course egypt that is where we are going
for episode three that's where he wakes up it's a cool transition shot where like you see stephen
in the mirror like wake up and he's like oh fuck we're in fucking egypt i think this is setting up
for something awesome so when he went to egypt i was like oh he went to egypt i think this is setting up for something awesome so when he
went to egypt i was like oh he went to egypt and like i i hope it's egypt again
outing myself as an idiot here i'm like someone's gonna tell me like oh no the the pyramids you see
they're not in egypt and i was like god damn it so we're saying egypt right now right i'm not
like it's gotta be yeah yeah yeah yeah i hate i i get in trouble for saying this but a lot of
bills fans always point out how they should be the New Jersey Giants because they play in New Jersey.
And I said, well, if we're going to go by, you know, letter of law or letter of your post office, you're technically the Orchard Park Bills because that's where your stadium is.
And they never like that.
And I love the Bills.
I hate saying it.
I'm sorry I said it on the podcast, but it had to be said there.
So we're saying Egypt.
What pyramids are those?
Do we know the name of those pyramids?
The Giza.
Okay, they are the Giza pyramids.
Okay, again.
I think.
There's nothing worse than when your second grader does,
are you smarter than a second grader?
And she just kicks your ass and all this stuff.
So she'd probably tell me that.
I should be asking her.
Can we just say this?
I think we could agree on this.
Steven's a bitch i've had
enough of his shit already he's no bob he all right i like right now do you think he's a bit
mark do you like him or do you think he's a bitch because i think he's a bitch i like him you like
him i don't like i like him more than mark i need some aggression i maybe that's why i like conch
you so again i like conch you more than all these fucking guys he's like I'm a gift shop clerk I don't know what I'm doing um oh Mr. Clem here take your kids I'll
sell them sugar and then they're gonna and like would you like a jelly yep and a new ancient
Egypt sphinx and a pharaoh 35 pounds how the fuck is that 35 pounds Mark you're robbing me blind
he's a robber he's like he's probably that's all the cash from the hard-working parents like me
and he's just robbing us at the gift guys little fish little fishy hello mom hello mom me and my
fish are doing well here i know that i know what you're doing robbie you're speaking in a british
accent to make him seem more likable and it was it's a good idea and i can't i can't do it right
now because i'm trying to think of how he talks and that's the only way i can do it i mean mark
is always speaking so aggressive.
I can't.
He goes, Mark, just give me control of the body.
Mark's got that Poe Dameron voice.
He's like, come on.
Let's do this. We can fight for the rebellion.
Mark should remind you of The Last Jedi.
I was going to say, you're trying to turn me on Mark here
by throwing out the movie that ruined Star Wars.
Did you see I threw up a tweet earlier,
and we could get into this.
We're done recapping Moon Knight.
So if you're here for the Moon Knight discussion that was your moon night discussion now let's talk about this
tweet i had earlier where uh james gunn called rogue one the most underrated anything in star
wars and lights camera barstool brilliantly quote tweeted it and said okay what's the most underrated
anything in star wars in your opinion and i wrote the sequel trilogy ducks and then I just muted the conversation haven't even looked at the notifications
you know what there was a time where I really cherished throwing out Last Jedi Slander and
then just hitting the mute button it's one of the best things you can do the mute button
mute button is a very important thing and it's done a lot of good but that like to be able to
troll and then mute is is that twitter's like smoke pellet
it's like dave chappelle like knocks over the water and runs away the only thing is if your
dms are open you'll have like people like wishing death upon you or whatever yeah uh prequel stan
aka prequel fran we've outed fran as being the person behind it yep uh told me so the grom got
hurt and he tweeted at me twice this is what you
get for calling out natalie portman for the portman curse and the first time i said stan not right now
and then excuse me she did it again fran did it again i'm like fran what the fuck like i the second
time i'd even say anything i was so fucking like overwhelmed i couldn't even fight back so uh i
hope you put the portman curse out there you unveiled the portman curse
and the prequel fran fucking cooked up a little the grom curse i yeah i put it on myself apparently
and it's like well let me tell you a little thing about the portman curse the mets curse
has been around a lot longer than the portman curse and it's a lot stronger than the portman
curse because that's basically the life we live uh i also another thing i wanted to mention oh go
ahead no no i had this note from the episode
uh when i heard that he's like free when he's like oh yeah you know help yourself to free food i'm
like can you imagine just rolling in somewhere and they're just like free food that was incredible
and then he goes help yourself help yourself to the lentil soup there is no food less appetizing
on just name alone than lentil soup i don't know know what lentil is to this day, and I don't care.
I don't really either.
I think it's a bean.
It's just like lentil just sounds – it sounds like either flavorless
or it sounds like gross flavor, like whatever that is.
I just hated it so much.
It made me so upset.
And Ethan Hawke being Khonshu's ex-girlfriend I think is hilarious.
There's a lot of awkwardness.
I imagine – like I hope it gets to the point where Mark and Ethan Hawke are like looking at each other the way like a girl's current boyfriend and ex-boyfriend look at each other at a party.
It's like, all right, there's going to be no problems, but if shit goes down, I'm coming for your fucking throat.
And the child murder question was a great question because it's like – I never for one second was on the side of the guys with the tattoos.
I was never on Ethan Hawke's side.
But when they were pro child murder, I was like, that's an easy way to say, like, if you're with these guys, you're probably not.
And listen, this is someone that loves the Anakin memes.
You tweeted out one the other day about Anakin killing the younglings.
I love it.
I absolutely think it's great.
But like that's if if you throw out the child murder question, you're basically saying those guys are the bad guys, not the heels like the what do they call like Tony Soprano and Stone Cold Steve Austin?
They're like the.
Chaotic that that kind of thing, the chaotic neutral thing.
It's like the heel.
The tweener.
No, not the tweener.
The antihero. Like these guys aren't anti-heroes these guys are child murderers pro child murderers and even again we're not going
to get into the h-man and and and the big purple man but that kind of thing just kind of lets you
know right off the bat so um and i also i love the fancy moon knight suit i thought that was
awesome i think i said that's going to be my favorite.
I say I said before it was going to be my favorite Moon Knight suit.
The legit Moon Knight suit is so fucking sick.
Yeah.
But I saw a lot of people are upset that they kind of brought it up as a joke.
They said this one's supposed to be like a cool suit.
And the way they brought it up, they thought it was kind of a joke.
I think it can become a cool suit still.
Yeah. they brought it up they thought it was kind of a joke i think it oh no it can become a cool suit still yeah i think just the first time it showed up it showed up in that sense where it just happened to be that way but i do think it'll it'll be better but i saw very mcu-esque i thought that
was one of the moments where i was like that's mcu humor which i know some people sometimes they
oh it's too much at times i i like it i'm i'm kind of always down with mcu humor because i'm
also the guy thinking about and i'm sure you're the same way with like it i'm i'm kind of always down with mcu humor because i'm also the guy
thinking about and i'm sure you're the same way with your kids i'm thinking about my nephew and
niece watch this and i'm like yeah they'll probably like that kind of stuff those jokes yeah and he
took the the sticks out of the bag he's like what the heck are these that was good line too yeah
they he calls them poles he's like what are these little poles what are these little poles i don't
like that they are like teasing us they're like edging us with this fucking, these reveals of the real night moon night suit at the end.
And I know right at the end.
And it's like,
are we just not going to get like 20 minutes of moon night at a time?
And cause he's almost now we'll get him.
He it's like,
he's pound for pound.
He's like the greatest superhero I've ever seen.
He's kicked the shit out of two guys twice.
But every time it's like a fire drill,
it's like the guys have like a full running start at him.
He has no idea what's going on.
And then boom, boom, boom, dead.
Guys are a pile of sand at his feet.
It's incredible to me.
So good start by Moon Knight.
And again, when even when his eyes you see like Oscar Isaac, you can still see him as like human form and his eyes start glowing and then it wraps around him.
Grade A shit.
I love that stuff.
So, again, I dig Moon Knight, but I got to see more of actual Moon Knight here as well as any other knights they want to throw at me because I dug the suit Moon Knight as well.
It's like Ronda Rousey when she was starting in the UFC and every fight was like 14 seconds.
People were like, oh, my God, she's the greatest.
But like we didn't get to see a lot of her actual
fighting there it is the moon knight is the ronda rousey of the mcu or i guess the whatever year
that was ronda rousey because there's ronda rousey now means a billion different things i imagine by
now the fight world obviously wwe world pop culture world but that ronda rousey was like
even idiots like me who don't follow mma were like oh, shit, she's awesome. So no, no, Molly the meatball.
Yeah, that's how we start promoting our own here.
I had to shout this question out or this.
Yeah, this question I got from our guy, Nick.
He said, I matched with a girl on hinge that had the scale tattoo on her forearm.
I immediately unmatched after watching moon night
was that the right call yeah that was a sign a thousand listen i don't judge for tattoos either
i got a light say i got dumb tattoos crazy tattoos silly tattoos i don't judge but i do
worry you know yeah you see a certain tattoo you're like not for me and if by some chance it's
like you know fiction is stranger than real life or whatever the saying is like what if this moon
knight arc is real and she is a member of this cult you don't want a part of that i don't want
to take a chance i don't want a part of anyone who thinks they can just put justice on their sleeve
you know what i mean so I think probably just a lawyer.
She's probably make you would have never had to work another day in your life.
She would have loved you and cared for you, Nick.
But that one percent hot padded lawyer.
Yeah, you missed out, dude.
But she's sus and you cannot marry sus.
We know that.
So I think that was the right call.
You might have also made like the worst call of your life, Nick. But again, once in moon night you'd always think about that too and then she's like oh i would have loved
for you to see the life we would have built together and then your soul sucked out of your
body and you're dead nick so right call confirmed from the two basement boys yeah there was one
thing non-moon night related i wanted to mention on this episode and that is lego star wars the
skywalker saga it's finally out we've been
waiting literally years for this it got delayed and delayed and delayed i have played through
all of episode one the phantom menace that's all i've played through as of this recording right now
and man clem i think it's living up to all the hype and some i don't know if you've gotten a
chance to play it yet it looks gorgeous it plays It plays gorgeously. The open world stuff is crazy.
I made it through all of episode one.
I think I'm like on the meter, like 2% of the way through the game.
So the open world stuff seems to be where the majority of the play time is going to be.
It's crazy.
It really is.
And some people were getting on me saying, oh, come on, you're the release order guy.
How are you not playing in release order for me that is release order because lego star wars the first game had episode one two and three
lego star wars 2 had the original trilogy and then they came out with lego star wars the force
awakens we didn't ever get last jedi or rise of skywalker content till now this is really
shorter for me that's so i haven't played it yet um i've heard
great things i saw you and m rags are like saying it's awesome i also didn't realize like the hype
that it had around i thought it was going to be now is it does it play like the other lego games
or has it like improved in terms of it always seemed like lego games are a puzzle game along
with this open sandbox game is it it, is it still like that?
So interestingly enough,
the puzzles are more in the open sandbox world and the straight on levels are
easier.
I think actually like it wasn't,
it took me probably like two hours to get through episode one and it probably
could have taken me about 90 minutes i did a lot of
running around and just being like i cannot believe how big every single planet is and there's
different locations on different planets so there's the entire gungan city in naboo underwater
there's the entire like beautiful naboo city there's the outside grassy part of naboo there's
i mean just the most expansive stuff you could
imagine going to tattoo and going to mos espa oh my god every building you could go into it's like
the biggest most awesome galaxy you could ever ask for in a star wars game so i can't wait to
just keep playing through the open world stuff i think i'm basically going to beat all the movies
all the levels or whatever and that'll
probably take me you know a week or two and then i'll go through and really dig into the open world
stuff afterwards okay because that's the thing with the lego games is when i would play i played
mostly the uh event or i guess it's just marvel in general and the levels it's a lot of puzzles
and stuff like that.
And sometimes I just want to play video games and turn my brain off.
So then I would just stay.
I'd do the outside part of it.
But I was like, God damn it.
I want to keep advancing this game.
So I would almost, I think, prefer it the way you're saying.
So I haven't checked it out yet.
Very easy to advance.
Yeah.
This is the tough part for me.
And again, that, Fran, I don't care what you say that the
grom stuff was wrong it was not right i hated the prequels i hated two-thirds of the sequels
there's more movies in this game that i didn't like than i did like oh uh no sith wasn't as
good as i remember so um that this is gonna kill the podcast right now bob's gonna just like hang up on me but the thing
is four five six is gonna be so fucking now what's the price point here we're talking this is just a
normal game price like 60 bucks game so that's that's not bad though like i feel like i'm getting
three games for the price of one as crazy as that sounds so i kind of think it works you're getting
like 10 games for the price it's legit i cannot tell you how big the open world stuff is it's like buying grand theft auto 5
remember buying that and being like the map oh my god i can't believe how big this map is
it's like that on steroids yeah and there's mandalorian dlc you can get the razor crest
you get mando you get baby yoda they got the solo star wars story dlc which you know you could do whatever
you want with that they got the clone trooper pack dlc i think there's so much stuff there's
rumors that they'll add on mandalorian episodes as dlc which would be brilliant i want to take
down the krayt dragon and lego star wars i also want to when i beat the game go into free play
and then do all the side missions as mando and then it'll basically
be lego mandalore in the video game because you know he does side missions there's only two things
i want to do with a game that is you know dlc that is not from the any trilogy one just be vader
from rogue squadron and just annihilate a rogue one rogue one i'm getting my star wars games up and then to just
be boba and just sit in that back to tank for hours and just let me just just like i'll just
sit as boba and then i can just watch of like uh replays of all the games i had already played and
just be like all right that was so funny you said that i i was so like nodding along when you said
play as boba because in the original two games, my favorite characters to play as were Boba and Jango
because they had the jetpacks.
So it was so much easier.
You could fly to the places you couldn't get to as other characters.
You could fly up, shoot people from above.
And I was like, yeah, play as Boba.
And then he said, back the tank.
Just lie in the back.
I hate to say it, Bob.
If I say Boba Fett to you, what do you think of?
What does he look like?
What does he look like?
Just Boba.
What does that mean?
Describe to me.
Like, I think I think of him in like the Return of the Jedi get up.
Not like the new one, really.
I think of him as the bald guy.
I think I'm looking like.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's who Boba Fett has become.
Don't say that dumb face. Come on. It's somerison he's a legend i pointed at my feet i thought you're
gonna say don't call yourself a dumb face you said don't call tamora what is this bob i was
calling myself bob i thought you said i see that dumb face i that's true i was pointing to myself
so i you didn't he's always the meme where he's on the speeder and he's doing like he's like
yeah uh like they've
ruined the name boba fett i didn't think that was even possible they ruined the name boba fett
that's such a bummer dude no i don't think they ruined it for i look back on the book of boba
fett fondly do you yeah oh yeah big time really i kind of look but when i look back on i don't
think of like the mod gang or whatever.
I think back on like the cool moments.
I think back on him beating the people up in Tosche Station, him coming down with the fucking Slave I, annihilating fools, him coming up on the Rancor.
Like those – and all the Mando stuff was – come on.
Awesome.
Well, that's the thing is I think of like Back to Tank.
I think of a lot of desert stuff. I think of the kids,
the desert stuff is what I think of too,
which this is a teaser that won't pay off for a while,
but I'm going to do an ad deal soon.
And I like pitched basically like the,
the lizard scene as one of the scenes in my ad deal,
it won't have a lizard going up my nose,
but the idea of like going out to the desert and coming back a different person might be in one of my videos taken from book of
boba fett little teaser for the kids out there i like it i like it but like the mando thing is
almost a book of mando to me i almost i do separate them which isn't fair i guess but it felt like
they needed to put i honestly if you told me that they they had the book of boba fett it was six
episodes and they're like all right we got to take stuff from mando season three and just shove it in
here and kind of make it make sense i believe but that's just me i don't want to like upset
prequel stan or boba fett stan and then like have like i'm gonna start a lot of sql stan
and it's gonna be all about the sequel trilogy um One other thing that they have to add to Lego Star Wars, they only have like the Mandalorian season one in it.
And it's like him in season one.
You got to add season two just so I have the Darksaber as him.
Or, you know, you could add, you know, Book of Boba Fett edition.
We want to be able to chop fools up with the Darksaber and Lego.
And we need to see Billy,y video game appear in our life bill burr just
doesn't he could just be like a talking character but just to hear bill burr's voice would be
awesome to see actually there's a lot of funny voice acting in this game too like there's a lot
of funny little jokes references to the trilogy i think someone posted a video of ray in episode
nine when she's like channeling all the jedi and like all the voices
come through anakin just says i don't like sand and then mace windu's like this isn't the time
for this that's good stuff like that i think when anakin goes up to like a tuscan village people are
like oh yeah like the men live there and also the women and the children too like funny stuff like
that that see that's good that'll make me appreciate it more where you're embracing
either the craziness that happens or like maybe some of the cringy stuff like i always my one of
my favorite parts about into the spider verse is how they're like yeah we don't talk about that
when he's like the goth version of spidey or even i love that they admit that like the spider-man
ice pops always looked like shit they always look and by the way a little breaking news to anyone
who doesn't have kids or hasn't had one lately.
They fixed it.
We got AJ a Spider-Man ice pop the other day.
It was pristine.
It was like laser engraved.
It was the best looking Spider-Man.
You would have thought it was his actual mask.
So they've done a great job improving the Spider-Man pop.
So people tuned in for Moon Knight.
They got some breaking news about the Spider-Man ice pops.
It made me just so happy to see that our future generation gets to eat a nice looking spidey um so i'm gonna i'm thinking about getting the game the only problem is i think i'm gonna get really mad when i'm in episodes one and two and episodes
eight and nine i could live with three i can live with seven but i do think one two eight nine i
almost have to like do you and you could just play them like I don't have to play 1 to go into 2 to go into 3.
Or do I have to –
Yeah, you do.
Shit.
Maybe I'll have the kids do that.
You'll have fun.
You'll have fun with it.
You and Sienna co-op, yeah.
If they're making a couple fun jokes here, it's like, oh, here he goes talking about sand again.
A lot of fun jokes, yeah.
Like I can – that will get me back into it.
And being able to play a game, a Star star wars trilogy game and it's like you're just
like we're going back to hoth again and we have to rope up the atats like that was always the thing
you had to do it was the same beat in every single star wars game at least when i was growing up i
think they got a lot different by the time you were older because they had more movies to deal with
um i also wanted to bring this up on the pod did Did you see the trailer for the Guardians ride in Epcot?
No.
So they have a little quick 30-second teaser or so,
and it has a good song.
I can't remember what song it has on it,
but it's a typical James Gunn old-school rock.
But they don't have – it's clearly not Bradley Cooper for Rocket,
which you can expect.
And I'm pretty sure then like Quill doesn't say anything in the thing.
So I'm guessing they don't have – what's his name as well.
So those are like – if you're not using the voices here, you're Disney.
This is a fucking Disney movie.
It's a little rough.
Yeah.
I mean they're on set right now.
You can't have them record like something on an iPhone, a voice memo.
Right. Chris Pratt. It's like you have to have Pr now. You can't have them record something on an iPhone, a voice memo. Right.
Chris Pratt.
It's like you have to have Pratt.
You have to have Cooper.
You have to pay him for X amount of years.
Is that some kind of thing?
You made your bed.
And this is in Epcot.
Epcot is the boringest of the Disney parks.
You have to do the right thing.
It used to be Tower of Terror, I think.
I think the ride.
I think they tore down Tower of Terror.
But no, that was in Hollywood, I think they tore down Tower of Terror. But no, that was in Hollywood,
though.
Hollywood Studios
was Tower of Terror.
But they tore down
like an iconic ride
to put this up.
Yeah,
but this is,
I think there's,
I think there's gonna be two,
maybe two Guardians rides.
Is that what it is?
I think there was one in,
I don't know,
but they're making a new one
in Epcot.
Cosmic Rewind.
Yes,
Cosmic Rewind.
This one's something else
about going back. Oh yeah, because I guess they're, they're about to announce a. Nep. Cosmic rewind. It's yes. Cosmic rewind. This one's something else about going back.
Oh yeah.
Because I guess they're,
they're about to announce a bunch of like Disney things.
D 23 is going down on May,
May 15th.
It looks like.
Sure.
At least people will be able to buy a preview of the,
the cosmic,
the cosmic rewind on May 15th.
So we're going to probably hear a lot more about that in the future.
And star Wars celebration coming up comic con. It's going to be like a packed summer for an hour. The basement're gonna probably hear a lot more about that in the future and star wars celebration coming up comic-con it's gonna be like a packed summer for announcements the basement's
gonna have a lot we already have enough content to cover in terms of just the shows and the movies
right so yeah be covering be covering all that stuff and this is the other thing that i didn't
like about it and this is interesting i don't know where you stand on it if you for a theme ride, a theme park ride, which group do you want?
Which group?
Old group, baby group.
I don't know.
I think for a second I went to which group and I was like,
is that like on the line thing?
I would want a baby group.
I'm a baby group guy.
It might be a chalk pick, a basic bitch pick, but come on, baby group.
I would go baby group, teenage group, old group.
And I love old group.
We are group, but just like, I don't know,ot, teenage Groot, old Groot. And I love old Groot. We are Groot, but just like,
I don't know, the cuter
Groot is, the better.
And I'm 100% with you. Love the old Groot.
He had his moment though, right? I think we've
buried that Groot.
So they have old Groot
at least in it. I think it has something to do with time.
So maybe they go back in time and he becomes
younger, which would be adorable.
But like, also Disney.
And this is why I think there will be a baby Groot because they know once they fucking – you go through that ride and everyone has a ball, you're going to go into the gift shop.
Where your little Steven will be gouging you with prices 150 times, 150 percent what they should be in the gift store.
And that's what's going to happen is they're going to have a little baby Groot doll.
I'm going to be spending $37 on that doll.
I can get it for $8 on Amazon.
And I'm going to be like, God damn it.
And then I'm going to be walking around Disney
just in the goddamn heat, bankrupt, dead broke
because of all the stuff in the gift shop.
So, you know, fuck Steven.
Mark is the best.
I have a hashtag for us, I think.
Okay, let's hear it what about
gift shop hero there i like that hashtag gift shop hero if you made it to the end of the episode
tweet us hashtag gift shop hero tweet it but like an american don't tweet like s-h-o-p-p-e
that's too many characters we're just going shop like a normal shop you know it's not shoppy if you okay actually
i'll expand that a little further however if you are across the pond if you're in another country
i want it ppe i want to know where our people live and i want you to say you are my favorite
podcast and i want it to be v-o-u-r-i-t-e i want you to embrace all the weird european stuff
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