My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 209 - 'OBI-WAN KENOBI' EPISODE 1 RECAP WITH CLEM

Episode Date: May 27, 2022

Robbie and Clem recap the first episode of the 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' series on Disney+ and discuss their thoughts! 3Chi: Use code STOOL5 at checkout to receive 5% off at 3Chi.com **************************************** Subscribe to My Mom's Basement on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeZ96PqdsJYQ7DFLRx6MHw My Mom's Basement Merchandise: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/my-moms-basement Intro Music: “Basement Noise” by All Time Low Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/basement-noise/1499013757?i=1499013968 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3Aq9W9BBCjsFOQqcYyO6IA?si=d9d0f74cf54a48deYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement

Hey My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello there, and welcome to My Mom's Basement, presented by Barstool Sports and 3C. I am your host, Robbie Fox, and today we are here to recap Obi-Wan, Episode 1. We had Episode 1 and 2 premiere last night. It was an early premiere. They actually put them out at midnight eastern standard time because they did a live premiere at star wars celebration so they were like let's just get this out there's going to be a big audience watching it anyway so we're putting it out early episodes one and two came out we're recapping just episode one

right now in this video tomorrow we will put out a video recapping episode two kind of a back-to-back memorial day weekend content days clem hasn't even seen episode two as of this recording that's right i have no idea what the hell is happening i'm trying to avoid spoilers it sounds like it's gonna be a fun one i'm not really sure but uh i love and i i love the midnight release i was already sleeping at midnight you i saw you text at like 1130. It's like, guys, there's going to be a midnight release to me, Jeff D low and Ken Jack, the nerd, the nerd herd,

basically, if we're being honest, a bar stool. And I hope Filoni, I know you're listening. Foggy, if you're listening and Filoni is not let him know. I know he's probably number one in your contacts.

Keep the midnight releases. So us fucking East coasters and the people at West still 9. PM. That's even better for them. I'm still jealous of them. Keep this shit shit going but we're back in the basement everyone on the youtube gets to see bob fox's shirt straight out of hot topic oh i gotta show i gotta show them the bottom too look at the bottom of the shirt folks oh you've got grievous you've got city as we've got padme we've got yoda it's such a prequel love show. The prequel Stan is probably like, oh, my God, he's hitting order right now.

I'm hitting order 66 of them. Oh, see what I did there? Did not see that coming. That was a way to fucking get the juices flowing right off the top. Holy shit. I know. Should we get right into spoilers? I mean, should we do quick thoughts before we get into spoilers?

Yes. Yeah, let's do quick thoughts before we dive into it? Yes. Yeah, let's do quick thoughts before we dive into it. So I've only seen episode one. Bob's seen both episodes already. My thoughts is, as of right now, very whelmed. I am not overwhelmed. I'm not underwhelmed. I'm just whelmed right now. It's first episode. I'm fine with it.

I feel like things are going to dial up. But all things considered, not too high or low right now. That's where I stand after episode one. This special Obi-Wan Kenobi recap on my mom's basement is presented by 3Chi. 3Chi is the industry leader in Delta 8 THC products. And now they've even got Delta 9. Skip the dispensary and get THC delivered right to your door.

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putting them out together was actually a really smart move because if it was just episode one, I think it was around 40 minutes or something like that. Wasn't the longest episode. And there's a lot of stretches of it where there's like not a lot of dialogue. They're doing those push in shots of Obi-Wan and whatnot. There's a stretch in the beginning where you don't even see Obi-Wan for the

first couple of minutes. Yeah. But I thought it was really good and I thought it flew by. That was my like as soon as it ended, I was like, oh, my God, it's over already. Like I want more. And then I had more, which was nice. And I went on and I watched episode two, which I thought was probably better. I'm going to have to rewatch them because it was midnight brain and I was pretty tired. I was preparing to go to sleep and then I was

going to sit in the lawn for 3 a.m. Thank God I didn't do that. That would have been a disaster. Oh God. The 3 a.m. crew who didn't even have to be the 3 a.m. crew. God fucking, they're going to turn to the dark side when they find out it was out three hours earlier. I almost turned to the dark side last night when I was scrolling Twitter and I saw someone from the West Coast say, oh, thank God I don't have to stay up till midnight. What? I was just sitting alarm next to my girlfriend at three in the morning. Being a nerd's girlfriend is already tough enough.

It's just so much harder when you're getting woken up at 3am. So your nerd boyfriend can go watch star Wars. I also think the possibility of like me just loving the prequels a lot more than you could be why i like it so like i'm so like anything ewan as obi-wan i'm like oh my god i can't believe he's back whereas you might not be as like you're a little more jaded to that yeah so the recap in the beginning i guess i guess we'll kind of get into the episode. Yeah, we can get into it now. That was sick. It starts with a long time ago, and then there's no Star Wars crawl. You're just like, what the fuck's going on here?

They actually made the prequels look interesting. They made the prequels look good. No offense. I bet Goldford Grace cut that. Yeah, exactly. It's like, oh, that was good like uh trilogy right there in two minutes flat but it was a good way to kind of bring you through all the shit that had happened now they didn't go through all the stuff that happened in clone wars and the books and all that other

shit that might be can't maybe canon so you're gonna have to watch our obi-wan preview where bob fox did a tremendous job breaking down a lot of shit that you know i had no clue as a casual star wars fan or no i'm like a fast casual star wars fan i'm like the applebees of star wars fans but then if you're straight up like casual casual like a mcdonald's fast food star wars fan you have no fucking clue about any of this um the only thing you know about mandalorians is the mandalorian shows whereas there is all this uh stuff with obi-wan he's uh dating him or falls in love with a mandalorian and all this kind of shit.

So they didn't go there, which I thought was interesting. So I don't know how much of that's going to impact this or if they're just going to ignore it as if it never happens. Cause I guess you could probably tell Obi-Wan story without dabbling into that. But when Darth Maul inevitably comes, as we announced on that preview episode,

which is probably just straight up lying through our teeth, by the way, no one, no one tweeted that out. I said, guys, let's go viral together. What's going on. We're trying to go viral just straight up lying through our teeth. By the way, no one tweeted that out. I said, guys, let's go viral together. What's going on? We're trying to go viral like Ben Mintz over here. Yeah, it's like, hey, we're not all –

yeah, exactly, Ben Mintz yelling at the whistler. I know it's like a pure thing to do. A Jedi would never tweet us. Let's be a little Anakin, a little bit of both. It's kind of the way the Force should work. No Jedi, no Sith. A mix of both is the way it should be in life, so that was kind of my thoughts on it. Ben Mintz yelling at the Whistler, I need Quigs to, like, redo that, put his CGI magic on it,

and make it Uncle Owen going to yell at Obi-Wan, you're an absolute disgrace to Mos Eisley. So the whole recap of the prequels, though, I thought was so cool. And then we kind of get like a further recap of the prequels, which I thought was even cooler. Let's get right into episode one. So one of the things you could do to get the basement boys in on your show, the earliest is Order 66. They did it with the Bad Batch. That was one of the early things that we were like oh my god you begin with order 66 i mean we're in now ken jack did point out to us it was strange

timing for that scene unfortunate timing extremely extremely and i mean my brain kind of went there first and i mean we've always had fun with that scene in the past but it's it was it was just it was just we'll just leave it at that um a lot of kids are in this scene and i think that's playing up something in the future do you think one of these kids is maybe riva as a padawan oh okay my mind went straight there obviously spoilers at this point spoilers for the whole episode one um episode two we won't talk about in this episode though um i think riva has a vengeance against obi-wan because he didn't come back to save her on the jedi temple that would be a good ass twist right there i it kind of lines up wow bob fox our first good theory of the season and that's i've seen episode two but that's not like

clarified or anything episode two that's like straight that was the first thing i wrote down i said is that riva as a padawan and then we get into building to Obi-Wan's first appearance. They really like show us the inquisitors. They show us most Isley. Was that most Isley? It was one of the Tatooine cities. Yeah, I was,

I was, I'm not even going to try to figure everything's most Isley at this point. Most Espa is just like a fucking, it's like a Tribeca of Mos Eisley. It's just a little neighborhood of it. Like at this point, we're just going to keep going to Tatooine. We're going to keep going to Mos Eisley, whatever.

Mama name him Mos Eisley. I'm going to call him Mos Eisley. That's just how it feels. Also hearing the Emperor say, you know, execute Order 66. Again, goosebumps just thinking about it. I could have lived with another 10 minutes of just

seeing the entire jedi temple and i would have liked it actually more if there was more of like a just they just outnumbered them and overwhelmed them i would like to have seen more of like the strategy that went into getting rid of the jedi because i don't think we're going to be going back there again do you no probably not because you can't go back there in a flashback. Cause Obi-Wan wasn't there, you know, by the way, unless it is a flashback to Reva. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's fair. That's fair. What were you going to say, by the way? No, the, the flash flash bed to where we had Obi-Wan in his bed later on. And I'm like, are we doing fucking flashbacks of the flashback? I think I can. I love the way they did that though. Remember I said in the prequel or in the preview episode,

I was like, I would love to see him haunted by all that stuff. He was literally tossing and turning, and they were showing those flashes of the prequels. I hate you. All that stuff. That was fucking awesome. Also, Star Wars Celebration was this weekend, and it is this weekend, this upcoming weekend and everything. Hayden Christensen being embraced like he is is the coolest thing in the world when he gets on stage some guy yells we missed you hayden he's like i missed you too the place erupts and then they're like hayden like anything you have to say to the

fans like before obi-wan starts your final words we're about to get into the premiere and he just grabs my goods this is where the fun begins and the whole place again ah like wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. I don't want to break your heart, Bob. I'm telling you that guy was a plant. He like, that was way too, like he served that up way too nice for him. But like for everyone that says Star Wars

are like the most miserable fans and they always criticize. They also are like the most forgiving fans ever because that reaction you would have never thought would have been possible as someone that lived through the prequels. After he got like the Steve Bartman treatment. Exactly. I mean, fucking Jake Lloyd, didn't he like quit acting after it?

Yeah, and then he got into like a pod racing accident or something. Oh, Jesus Christ. So, like, that's all you need to know. Then again, though, like we always say, you throw throw fucking duel of the fates which i think is probably the best part of the prequels they had a fucking full choir out singing it you're just gonna get people stoked up no matter what and let's be honest we went to celebration anybody that's going to celebration 99 of people in celebration say are like people like bob who are crying during the reveals of the trailers and stuff like that the other one percent is like me

and like people who are the girlfriends of the people that are going to cry at the movie yes and maybe like the people at the exhibits themselves like the actors yeah exactly remember we saw paul bettany or no was that me and ken jack that was in chicago i think we saw paul bettany because he had the solo he had the shortest line we were like there's the fucking vision what the fuck's going on over here but we couldn't buy like the vip at the time it's too late little bit little did ken jack know uh paul benny was gonna become like his mortal enemy for fucking twisting his words out that was um all right so we see order 66 i said is that reva as a padawan in my notes i did a whole note sheet for this episode as well i mentioned that to clem and we do a big build to obi-wan's first appearance i said it's like five minutes and we don't see obi-wan

because we go to the inquisitors first and they're hunting a jedi on tatooine or the grand inquisitor comes out with the third sister riva and says we've heard rumors you know rumors always get out basically and there's a rumor of a jed here. Eventually, the Jedi gives himself up. It is Benny Sadfee, I think. That's like one of the brothers that made Uncut Gems. He's also in Good Time. He's like Robert Pattinson's co-star. That's the role that I think basically got Robert Pattinson the Batman job,

Matt Reeve said. So I thought that was cool. I was very worried about old ben i said does this motherfucking know about old ben that was one of my first notes thankfully the other jedi kind of like let him askew thank god you told me like we did the preview show you told me that the inquisitors because i would have thought that that was darth vader without his helmet they called him grand inquisitor and even then i like, oh, that's just his kind of like, like that's Grand Inquisitor is like three levels below like Lord Vader. Like he lost the Lord after he got fucking split in half by Obi-Wan

and he has to work his way back up to it. So again, I would have had no fucking clue about that. He did have the like white head and people, people are pissed about the character design of this guy. They want his head to be longer. They want him to look like the guy from Utapau in Revenge of the Sith. I get it. I would agree that guy in Revenge of the Sith looked a lot better,

but I thought he looked a lot better in the show, the Grand Inquisitor that is, than he did in the trailers and stuff, especially when he had the yellow eyes, the Sith eyes glowing. I was like, oh, no, this guy's intimidating. He's not just an egghead. Yeah, and you have to be very careful with, I guess it's kind of a lost movie now for maybe the younger generation but you don't want to look too much like a conehead for people like me i'm just gonna see yeah yeah i'm gonna see dan

akroyd instead of supposedly like i used that as a roast against some guy the other day like some some guy tweeted me something mean and i was just like you look like a conehead oh geez bob fox bob's dabbling with the dark side a lot these days i saw you i know that was in the dark old i think you like threatened to kill eddie if i moved to chicago so i like you i know i said hey i said i would turn to the dark side okay so that might eventually happen if i turn to the dark side you can't predict dark side people but dark side bob i mean like right now the hair, it's kind of flowing. It's like, you know, but like Darkseid Bob,

you just let the hair go Kylo Ren style. I can kind of see it now. Shit, I don't want to turn into the Darkseid. Now I'm more worried about that than like uprooting my kids from their family and friends. I don't want to turn Bob fucking Sith. Octagon Bob with the Darkseid on his side? Good luck.

Darth, what would my like darth name be darth octagonus that's not bad all right so that we see obi-wan for the first time and he's a butcher he's like taking a job basically a butcher um he works like under a i assume a crate jet dragon's spine like a piece of the spine kind of provides shade on tattooing and he's just chopping up meat into perfect squares with a bunch of other people and he chops off a little tiny piece for himself every day it seems like probably like i don't know two three ounces if that not a lot obi-wan ain't eating good these days and i'm i'm kind of getting worried i don't know what kind of meat that is either i'm always gonna say ban say Bantha meat because when you don't know anything in tattooing, that's just being Bantha.

It kind of looked like it could be like a steak. Yeah. And I was also trying to wonder because I don't think anyone else you see, like, I don't think everyone gets like a ration on their way out. Is he using like the Jedi mind trick to kind of like cloud everyone to not see him? Because he's just straight up stealing from his job. does yeah he's not very secretive he just puts it in his little thing and walks out yeah so i think it's enough it's like a little enough that he's like he probably does some kind of trick with the meat where it's like you ever see the chocolate bar where they cut it sideways and then they like yeah and you're like whoa how did that

happen he probably does one of those obi-wan ain't no fool i also got like big i don't know why it was because i know he does like rocks and stuff but it was like fred flintstone when he's at his job you know what i mean just banging the rocks like he's just clocking in clocking out the one um so you're just knowing that these guys are kind of scumbags the guys like that's half the credits i was owed and then there's just the straight up supervisor who probably has never supervised in his life, but he just will be like, I'm going to pound your face. And if you say anything,

he's the worst. I wrote it right away. I hope an inquisitor cuts his boss's head off. Oh, big bearded guy. He looked like he hadn't showered in weeks. He kind of like a pirate or something. And yeah,

he was just an absolute dick to Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan just took it. And I was like, damn, that's like Obi-Wan's kind of, he is kind of like broken. If he's just taking that shit to Obi-Wan. And Obi-Wan just took it. And I was like, damn, that's like, Obi-Wan, he is kind of like broken if he's just taking that shit. Look at him in the cantina. He didn't take no shit there. Chopped an arm off.

An old Ben fucking. In the cantina and in Attack of the Clones, chopped an arm off in a bar. So now I'm kind of excited to see this guy. So this is the first guy that I'm hoping gets killed in the show. He's basically like the dickhead bouncer. That might've been the guy that tore up my ID when I was back in college.

Fuck that. This is the, the mayor's major Domo of Obi-Wan for me. I'm like, fuck this guy. Every time I see his face, I'm going to be like, fuck this guy.

There's actually another person like that in this episode too. I'll point out later. I will tease for later on. And I wrote right away. That's gotta be the John Williams theme as he goes to his cave which he's living in a cave like why is he living in a cave when did he get his house you know was he just 10 years in a cave i don't know we're gonna find that out i guess but i thought the john williams theme sounded really cool it was like sounded like a mix of the force theme and then

like its own thing yeah and and like you said the music is gonna be music was awesome yeah i think it's the girl that did loki natalie holt oh really okay i think so that's something i i like forgot about going into i was like oh we have like star wars budget for star wars music we're gonna have some good shit i imagine uh throughout this series and we were saying how does obi-wan get so old looking and ragged by the time luke's of age you know to start training living in a cave in a fucking desert is going to do that to you i think we also had said like he probably had like a bunch of porn in his cave at one point we we we like basically like bonked the shit out of obi-wan for no good reason but creepy old ben i guess kind of

have to be the creep guy you're living in a by yourself. But that cave, all I could think of is he must just be so fucking mad at Anakin this entire time. He's like, I'm working in a fucking meatpacking plant or whatever the fuck you want to call it. I'm living in the middle of a desert. I have to watch some kid from afar whose two adopted parents fucking despise me. And that shit he's doing where he's like the the stuff he's eating where he like puts like water on it and it's just reminded me of like ray remember when

in force awakens yes like the powder in and a muffin forms yep except his shit just looked like grimy as fuck so it may not be the worst as thinking your best friend was hooking up and then murdered your pregnant wife which is what anakin thinks right now but i have to say obi-wan is probably not too happy either no no definitely not and he has to deal with the Jawas like he deals with in the next scene with Tika who basically stole his parts and is selling them back and Tika has a fine line where he's like listen if you're gonna steal my parts and just sell them back to me at least clean them and Tika was just like cleaning costs extra like in his little Jawa language and that popped me that cracked me up.

I liked, we got a sassy Jawa coming from him. And do we use, we usually don't get subtitles with the Jawa saying, right? I don't, I think we got some of them in, in Mando.

Cause I remember when they said the egg, the egg. Oh yeah, that's right. And Oh God, I hope this Jawa doesn't talk about fucking that chick. Oh, I forgot.

Oh my God. I forgot. We, we talked so much about Jawa sex lives. That was, there was a lot of Jawa doesn't talk about fucking that chick. Oh, I forgot. Oh my God, I forgot. We talked so much about Jawa sex lives. There was a lot of Jawa sex talk looking back at Vandal. You know, I'm always concerned about my kids like reading something I said or hearing something I said on a podcast. And I'm always thinking more like Podfathers, which is back by the way, these fuckers. The Third Floor Empire. That's what I'm calling them now. The Third Floor Empire. which is back by the way these fuckers the third floor empire that's what i'm calling them now the third floor empire oh they're trying to just eliminate all those good guys on the second

floor one by one until there's only like three or four dreadnought up there yeah so subscribe to the podcast click subscribe on youtube the podcast thumbs up five star reviews all that stuff someone make a meme of boba fett reaching back through the sand and podfathers like the sarlacc ate him but they're back but they're back for more the sand and Todd Fathers like the Sarlacc ate him, but they're back. But they're back for more, baby. But it turns out like the amount if my kids are like, oh, dad, recap the Mandalorian with Uncle Robbie.

And it's like, and shit like that. Oh, goodness gracious me. Oh, my. But yeah, the egg, that is a thing that was that was said. And I don't know, man. I'm becoming more and more a java fan as these oh yeah keep giving me job if we're gonna just be in tattooing every fucking year you might as well just lean into it and make us fall in love with the entire uh we like sam

people now always like java's um well not always when they first steal r2 and the first yeah that's true come on that's true not always but now i did like this jaw i liked obi-wan's like back and forth with him it was a nice like this is probably one of the only people obi-wan actually does have a back and forth with and talks to because it's like what this jaw was gonna know he's a jedi like obviously not dude i worked at my dad's pool store uh for i mean i worked there every summer growing up and then even afterwards and you would get the customer that came in that you could tell just like kind of just lives on their own doesn't talk to a lot and they would just talk to you for like an hour i'm like dude you just need a gallon of shock please just go home but i you know i'd be nice i'd be friendly

and talk to him and that's probably what this fucking job has every time it's like i gotta visit old ben this guy's gonna talk my goddamn ear off because he's like he doesn't talk to anyone probably other than like the dickhead bouncer at his job and then the java that's stealing parts off of him and he's like what are you gonna do i'm gonna steal all your shit sell it back to you not even clean it and you're still gonna fucking because i'm the only contact you have to the outside world so shout out tiki which i was thinking is that a taika reference at first i'm fucking oh fucking it could be i guess um he has the prequel nightmare overnight at this point and i thought that was awesome the way they handled it it was even the padme was like the first thing you hear i think

and it was like oh shit natalie portman we're going back to i'm still holding out hope for a nightmare where you see like them in clone wars era or you see them with Ahsoka back in the day or something. That would be fucking awesome. Do you think we're going to get, do you think it's going to be a flashbed? Do you think it's going to be a flashbed where we're going to, he's going to have nightmares? I would be all right with, I'm all right going back with the flashbacks. I do have to say, and I don't think the people at Obi-Wan probably knew it when they were filming it's gonna feel like the boba fett stuff again it's just going to well you gotta do like this i think fucking planet too we're not i don't think you could do

full flashback scenes i think you've got to do flashes literally just flashes like you did here like if you do for obi uh not obi-wan book of boa Fett was like half flashbacks, especially in the beginning. I think you've got to just do like 30 seconds max. I would love it if he still has like, he has the dream of Jango Fett's ship leaving the planet too. Like he has the same flashback that Boba has. Like just stop fucking with us, Star Wars. You're just fucking with us at this point.

Just like the same exact CGI too. They just changed the color of his hair from black to brown. Yep, exactly. And then he fucking reaches out to Qui-Gon, which immediately, I thought, revealed to me that Qui-Gon is going to, at some point, be in this series because you don't put that in episode one.

That's going to be a character arc for Obi-Wan. He's going to get to the point where he can communicate with his former master. Chekhov's Qui-Gon. It is Chekhov's Qui-Gon. Chekhov's JynGon. It is Chekhov's Qui-Gon. Chekhov's Jin or something. And by the way, you say his name wrong. I say the Emperor's name wrong.

You call him Qui-Gwon. It sounds like you say Gwon. Qui-Gon? There you go. Now you said it right. Oh, I kind of do say Qui-Gon. Yeah, you do. I kind of do.

I've been saying it like that my whole life, I think. You have. And you said it last episode too, and I didn't say it. But I have to call you out just because I can't say the emperor's name, hence why I'm not saying his last name right now because I'm a goddamn idiot. But you know what, Bob? That just blew my mind. That's like Berenstain Bears. And this is like, you've probably been saying it since you were in the movie theater.

You were probably one years old watching it with your brother, and you're like, That's probably why I probably couldn't pronounce it at the time and then i just kept along the same track yeah it's like aj when he can't say like his like t's and he says an f it's like you know little kids have like the little kid accent you've had the little kid qui-gon accent so don't you change it actually i got yelled at because i say max scherzer and it's scherzer but i've always just had a thing i call him scherzer and i got roasted by all the Mets fans. But I kind of like, I like little Bob. That's like our little glimpse to little Bob Fox, you know, the, the, the prequel fan from day one, I kind of like quite a lot. So I wish I never brought it up now. I also don't want to bring this up, but I have to kind of, I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I don't want to say it, but I'm going to say it when we go back and he's like you have to train anakin he's gonna bring balance to the force like at that point i feel like the force was in a pretty good place on towards towards the light side right there was the jedi temple the jedi were thriving new fucking theory live on my mom's basement. Darth Qui-Gon. In the theory alert. Darth Qui-Gon. Yes, Darth Qui-Gon. Even better. We're going to call him Darth Qui-Gon. He wanted to bring balance

to the force. To the dark side of the force. And that's why he's got to train Anakin. I don't like this. Power him up. And fucking... Hey, Bob.

He was telling the truth from a certain point of view. How do you like me using Obi-Wan's voice? Don't you use that. Don't you use his words there. I don you like me using obi-wan don't you use that don't you use his words there i don't like that either give me darth jar jar or i'm spreading the darth quaggwan propaganda fucking all over the place oh no he's holding them hostage yeah holding them hostage and i'm even going to pronounce his name bob fox style to really fucking get in his head

that well maybe that's his Sith name. It's like that's his real name. Much like Obi-Wan just decided to go by Ben Kenobi and thought that that would hide his identity. He just kept the last name. He's like, nah, the last name, I got too much attachment to that. Just throw a U in there. Is that going to be explained in the series? Do you want it to be explained in the series?

I guess is the question. Do you think they could do a good job explaining it i think the explanation should almost be that i don't know if this makes sense but everyone just called him ben and nobody really knew a last name but uncle owen slipped at some point or something in front of luke and that's how luke knew it yeah that okay i could get down with that that would be good but if that's how Luke knew it. Yeah, okay. I could get down with that. That would be good. But if that's the case, like we don't need a scene of that explaining that. Or like Uncle Owen's talking to Bruce

like that fucking cocksucker Obi-Wan in like the kitchen or something like that. Because, you know, kids are always just popping in and out. You never know where they are. I don't know how to feel about like Luke yet. Like, do I want to see a kid Luke in the same way we see a kid later on in this episode or do i want luke to just stay like from afar like we kind of see him like obi-wan

sees him because they shouldn't have like a relationship before a new hope exactly exactly and i guess at that age the age he is he could i guess forget him even if it's a you know especially if it's like a glancing encounter but at the same point it does feel like you're kind of taking away from that first moment from a new hope so yeah i'd be interested to see how they wrote that i hope again kind of like with feige and marvel i always feel like feloni and favreau like they they appreciate the the trilogy the original trilogy more than anything they want to maintain i think they they're like we could kind of you know fuck with the prequel or the sequel trilogies because there's a good amount of people who fucking despise them but everyone kind of is

like the only reason that we're probably watching this show right now is because the original trilogy was so fucking good it has sustained the test of time the test of bad movies the test of a whole lot of shit right so um i hope also this is completely off the beaten path. That antlered rat was fucking awesome. I love the rat. I, I would, I would,

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a cross-country flight to l.a on an airplane on a little like two you know one foot by one foot screen in front of me still a good movie still a good movie still a good movie i was a fan i just it was something i never had time for and then when i was flying across country the ipad died and i was like let's fucking watch june man let's get into it so he goes he sees luke this is the scene that we've seen in the trailer just a more extended version of it where they think like luke ran away for a second he's really just climbing on top of the hut to do his fake piloting and he he wants to be a pilot, obviously. So I like that they established that early.

It's like something he's wanted to do his whole life. And as Obi-Wan leaves, he puts a little toy on the doorstep for, that's what he got from the Jawa, puts a toy on the doorstep for Luke. Kind of like a cool uncle move. I had like a cool uncle who would always like leave a Christmas present on the door, Christmas Eve or something. Bob, no, no, no, no, no. You don't have a cool uncle.

You have the coolest uncle ever fucking created. Is this the same uncle? Is this Uncle Awesome? Uncle Awesome has. I believe he has, yeah. But he usually comes over and, like, he'll be there. Yeah, he'll be there. I talked about Uncle Awesome's, like, Christmas plan.

Like, he's got a bunch of nieces and nephews. So, like, there's, like, a rotation. Like, someone gets a big present every couple years. And the the last time i get a big present it was xbox one actually not even after that i got the funko pop right here yeah a fucking self he made a funko pop of his nephew it's the greatest fucking thing i've ever seen oh god that's so fucking cool and look at the back even oh yeah there was different versions of him and he even had the barstool i mean everyone yeah if you're not on the youtube you got to go on the youtube and check this out it is one of the greatest things i've ever seen java clem not included with the slave

lay of uh java slave box and that's when i mean i was already in love with the man blindly and instead of funko look at the brand name fukinin, oh, wow. I mean, he thinks of everything. He's the best. He's the man. So it's not that uncle we're talking about. Like, yeah, if Obi-Wan was Uncle Awesome Ben, like, he would have given Luke, like, an actual space fighter. Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah, and I even wrote down, like, later on, like, Obi-Wan wasn't allowed to be the fun uncle. Like, Owens just not let him be the fun uncle. gets to drop off toys and everything be the cool guy um the handheld shots of obi-wan on the eop i think it's called like the camel like camel when it's like approaching and you're like what is this this is tuscan raiders this is jawa about to approach him no it's the jedi from before and he knows this is obi-wan he's like oh my god obi-wan like i've searched far and wide like we you need to help us where the fight is going on you haven't given up have you he's like no i have given up the fight's over we lost he's a broken guy he

reminded me of luke and the last jedi to be honest where he's just like get away from me dude like i'm i'm not interested and eventually he talks him into like getting off the EOP. And he's like, listen, just run. Bury your lightsaber in the sand as far as you can and get out of here. Like, I'm not interested. The Jedi are a bunch of fucking quitters is what they are. I hate to say it. They are.

They're a bunch of fucking quitters and they're looking for someone to save the day. They are the Frank the Tanks of fucking space religions. Like, oh, my God, the Mets are going to lose 25 in a row, and they're not going to score a run. It's like, dude, fucking give me some fight here. This is the reason why the emperor reigned is because you got a bunch of fucking pussies carrying your, like, murder weapon in the middle of the desert. Fuck out of here. I'm telling you, going back to just some of the middle of the desert. Fuck out of here. I'm so I'm, I like,

I'm telling you going back to just some of the shit from the prequels with the Jedi. And then right into this fucking little pussy ass Obi-Wan, who's just getting bitched by some bouncer beef guy boss. He has bouncer beef bouncer boss. I don't know. I'm just, yeah.

Triple B baby. I, I'm just so out on the Jedi right now. It's like, again, I kind of want to start like the middle religion of these two, which I thought was going to be the big thing at the end of Skywalker, was the Grey Jedi, which was not the case at the end of Skywalker, as we know. I don't know, man. These guys are just pussies.

I'm just so sick of their shit. We'll see. We'll see what the next five episodes... That's what Luke realized in The Last Jedi. That's part of the thing i love so much about the last jedi he has that conversation with ray where he's like the jedi are failures like how do you not see that why do you want to restart the jedi religion like look at everyone that came before they failed and then they did what i did like what are you talking about i love that they pointed that out i would have loved if luke was even like oh mr oh yoda's so cute. He's a fucking fraud.

He stinks. And I trained his, like, little baby Yoda. He stunk, too. He didn't even want my training. He turned it down. He ditched me for some dude in a mask, some fucking pussy with armor on. I taught him everything he knew anyway. It's the most bitter Luke they possibly could have turned into.

And, again, I kind of like, well, I mean, if Luke had said that, it would have been kind of like with young Luke where he is riding on top and it's like, that's his dad. I kind of see like Jake Lloyd with the goggles on, right? And he's kind of pod racing. That's the version of that. So then we get, speaking of the dad, his daughter, Princess Leia. Well, not yet.

We get what looks like Princess Leia. And you're like, oh, shit, is this meant to daughter, Princess Leia. Well, not yet. We get what looks like Princess Leia, and you're like, oh shit, is this meant to be kid Princess Leia? It looks like Alderaan, and Alderaan looks beautiful, by the way, which just makes it a little more heartbreaking now when we see it get destroyed, and that dumbass pilot is like, did you lose anyone on Alderaan and all that? Like, Alderaan is a beautiful planet.

It looks like a futuristic utopia, basically, like the riches of all riches in Alderaan. And it's not Princess Leia. She basically told her friend, like, hey, can you step in while I'm going into the woods, basically, and discovering stuff with my little droid Lola? Awesome droid, awesome name for a droid as well. And the friend stepped in.

Shout out my niece Lola. I've been- Oh, really? Yep. So I was kind of like, whoa, got that on the screen. I think that's a cool little droid. It looks like a Discman. I was thinking there's little drones that my kids can get.

My kids got one for their birthday. You just throw it in the air, and it kind of just starts flying on its own. And it doesn't go too high or anything. And it's very protected. You can't get your fingers in there like Hank and you know chop a digit off or anything like that but it'll just kind of just fly around and they'll just like run around and chase it and it was the same kind of vibes and again I just

it was perfect the way that all lined up podcast magic right there folks Luke just like his dad wants to be his fighter pilot Leia just like her mom body doubles and running around a lush planet just enjoying nature too like it was fucking like watching a young Anakin,

young Padme all over again. You know what it is, Clem? You know what it is? It's like poetry. Good work, Bob. It's just like poetry because it rhymes. I did love that. I also have seen a lot of mixed feelings about young Leia.

I've seen people say oh my god i don't want any more young friggin kids in star wars shows get them out of this i thought young leia did a really good job in this show like how she was sassy how she snapped back like you said how she had the body double went into the woods like i i enjoyed young leia and all of her interactions so i i can't agree there was the one scene she gets into a little chase scene later on where it's like three on one chase scene that was my one like oh okay you could have done that a lot better thank god you said that bob i was really terrified that we were going to go in and we were going to disagree on that no this is my exact uh we'll get into that later the chase scene chase scene yikes it felt like it was a bad 90s i'm thinking like blank check when like the

goons are chasing the kid except this kid i have someone that's like leia i think sienna's probably even older than this leia kids are not that fucking fast and those fucking idiots could get her and unless like if she had maybe been like i know the terrain so she was like you know bobbing and weaving that was just like i cringed during that i hate saying yeah it was that was a really really tough scene and it felt almost like and this is like kind of the gold standard these days of bad star wars scenes the the car scene from boba fett where it's like i left a bad taste in my mouth that has not gone out because I haven't seen the second episode yet um but I I personally liked little kid Leia um when she was like fighting with her cousin that seemed a little too mature for her age where she's just putting some

of this stuff together but I mean there are kids that that can get like the force yeah that's oh that's true it always makes that and maybe extracting information what and whatnot and I like the Mrs. Organa she got got, she, when she was like, when she ended up saying that the body double, she's like, if you're good, we'll give you melons afterwards. Like that is parenting one-on-one right there. I have been holding like anytime you have anything on the calendar, like AJ had a birthday party last Sunday. Anytime he didn't listen to us. Well, you're not going to that birthday party.

If you want to go to the birthday party, you better brush your teeth party if you want to go to the birthday party you better brush your teeth if you want to go to the birthday party turn off the tv if you wanted and so i i just kind of like that that was something i saw uh through the eyes of a parent that is i'll tell you watching the old star wars if i had watched them as a parent the first time there is some some pretty crazy that goes on with these families and these these crazy space families yeah and i loved the line from leah's mom where she says to leah like oh if you'd you know paid as much paid as much attention to this as you do running into the woods like you'd be a senator already she basically says yeah i was like oh that's a great line like to you know the young senators and phantom menace and whatnot which

the mindset behind that electing kids was like they're so pure of mind they couldn't be corrupted by the tragedies of politics which it's a decent thought like it's even when you say it out loud you can't you definitely can't like enact it no no because then you'd be like like instead of getting bribed by you know lobbyists for money to be getting bribed for candy and shit like that so there is a flaw in that however like if you want to know how you really you know are to the world just ask a kid and they will give you the most honest opinion no matter how deep it cuts you so there is someone to be said for that for sure then we see uncle owen refusing to let obi-wan be the good uncle he gives him back the toy he cuts him deep with

that line it's the second worst burn of Uncle Owen's life, as some have said. Yeah, that's not my joke. I can't take credit. There was a bunch of people, like a thousand people in my replies said that when I tweeted the little clip of it. I'm going to fucking break the Italian club out. Marron, that is. And the Inquisitors come back. There's the one Inquisitor who has like the almost Constable Zuvio hat.

And then there's the third sister. And the third sister's fucking unhinged looking for Kenobi under the guise of looking for this other Jedi. And they're all like, I feel like you're looking for Kenobi. And she's like, no, no, no, I'm definitely not looking for Kenobi. And the whole time it's like, you're definitely looking for Kenobi. She fucking chops a hand off. She's the bad cop in all of this. she will shoot first ask questions later you know chop a hand off ask questions later she's got the red inquisitor saber they've all got the cool you know handles on them and we cut back to alderaan are they she also uh interrogates owen in that

scene pretty pretty tense interrogation scene but you know you know the fate of owen so you're like all right he'll get out of this somehow and i like that he said i didn't do it for you too with all the watch i feel like has been said in a movie before i'm trying to think of where it's from where he's like i didn't do that for you i didn't and clearly if he knows where obi-wan is then they're gonna be like all right now let's see about your family oh who's this fucking kid right here but why are you on tattooing like why are you on anakin's home planet that's weird yeah yeah it's and she's like there's like that's not your kid owen this chick wouldn't have sex with you you fuck but i can't believe he brought that out episode one man that that zinger coming out like first episode that hurt me to my soul i did the yoda where he's just like

yeah and then we see like a party type gala event on Alderaan. This is what Leia was like getting dressed up to go to in the first place. We see C-3PO is there, which is a nice little like. It is. It was on the closed caption. It said C-3PO. It was nice how subtle that was. Like people criticized the Rogue One cameo for being like, we just cut to C-3PO and R2-D2 in the middle of the movie.

And they're like, oh, gee willikers. Like ain't it rogue one this one was much more subtle he's just kind of in the background i don't even think you might have like a quick line but it's mixed in with party talk like it's you can't really hear it i didn't turn on closed captions i tried to be like a young kid again and i missed out on something good so lesson learned go with the closed captions because it paints the whole picture for you and then here's my next four notes just in in a row i said fuck leia's bitch-ass cousin and then i said young leia rules and then i said jimmy smith's rules love seeing jimmy smith's back as bail or gun and then my next one was holy shit flea is gonna kill princess leia

what what a flea what in the world we knew he's gonna have a cameo but like i didn't think it was as Bail Organa. And then my next one was, holy shit, Flea is going to kill Princess Leia. Fucking Flea. What in the world? We knew he was going to have a cameo, but I didn't think it was this. This is a role. This isn't just a cameo. And you know what? That's why I felt like a 90s movie, too, because that's something Flea would have been in. He would have been in Three Ninjas. Was he in Three Ninjas?

Oh my god. I don't know. He's been in Back to the Future. He's been in a couple of Big Lebowski, a couple great cameo roles. He was in The Chase, right, with Charlie Sheen? I think he was in The Chase with Charlie Sheen. Which, I mean, anyone that saw The Chase, yeah, he was in The Chase back in the day. And that is a Chase movie. Fuck, what's the name of the girl?

She's got the ponytail in the back. It's crazy. What's her name in The Chase? Christ back? Oh, I'm going to, but what's her name in the chase? Christy Swanson. Oh my God. And they're having sex is like the sun is setting in the background. What an outrageous movie. The nineties were a different fucking planet. So this kind of makes sense where he,

he plays that role. He's scary, but he also does feel like it's like, fuck that's flea. Like that's all I could think of when I was watching it. Right. Um, pretty good too.

Like he's not a bad actor. Yeah, no, he's, he's, he's definitely plays that in the role of, that's flea. Like, that's all I could think of when I was watching it, right? He's pretty good, too. Like, he's not a bad actor. Yeah. No, he definitely plays the role of, like, that henchman. He's almost like the perfect head of the henchman where his henchman can't catch a fucking five-year-old running through the woods. With that cousin, Leia putting him in her pocket was one of my favorite things just because everyone knew that kid who's such like a fucking asshole. And like, honestly, everything she says is what like you tell your kid to say to a bully. And she just fucking breaks it down for him like that. And he has nothing to say.

I'm trying to think of the right way to word this. I hope that cousin, hope that cousin grows up very happy, marries. I hope he just spends their, I hope he settles on Alderaan. That's all I'm going to say. I hope that cousin settles on Alderaan. That's one of the meanest things you could say. I didn't even see where that was going. I agree though.

Fuck him. Don't play a not a real Organa. That's like a crazy mean thing to say to your cousin. If you had an adopted cousin, you're like, you're not a real part of this family. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. People say that to like their brothers and sisters, even if they if they are blood right to say it's someone that isn't like what the fuck is wrong with you so again that got that guy it's him and the fucking bouncer guy i

yeah those are the two i do you think that cousin becomes someone else like obviously in the empire down the road because he seems like a real just mean evil person into his core and i could see them growing on that because i feel like he has the look of someone that's going to have more of a role in this as we go along but that's just a guess not nearly as good as your guess of uh the third sister becoming uh being in the jedi temple which by the way the meatest fucking inquisitor of all time he said the chopping the hand off, I know it's a Star Wars thing, but what the fuck was that? I liked that it looked like a real prosthetic hand

when it dropped. I was like, oh, that's looking like a new hope. How fucking badass is the chick, too? I would have been like, oh! She was silent. She just took it. She took a fucking hand chop. I guess I don't have that anymore. Yeah.

Bail Organa sends a transmission to obi-wan basically like they facetime but it's like uh help me obi-wan kenobi you're my only hope like princess leia's been kidnapped you gotta kind of help this kid too like you're helping luke i get it but come on he's like no no the boy is my priority i'm not interested i'm sorry bail like, damn, like he's that broken. He can't help a kidnapped child, Princess Leia. Cause he's a pussy Jedi and they all stink. Jedi stink. Jedi are fucking real tough and strong and fucking mighty when they have the numbers on me. But once the fucking cards are down just a little, or they basically went to extinction extinction or whatever, they fucking they fold like a house of cards, man.

I'll tell you. Yeah. And then he goes into town and he sees the Jedi that he refused to help has been hung. He's dead. And that's like, oh, shit. I argue my dog, Benny Sadfee. That's just tough. He was a it was a cool little side Jedi.

I'm sure now in the continuity in the comics and the cartoons, he's going to get a backstory that goes back 10 years. Yeah, exactly. The hang, hanging in star Wars always seems extra, like the old school way to kill somebody always seems extra brutal in star Wars where it's like, just use the laser blaster or something like that to use something so crude.

that's pretty uncivilized. Yeah, exactly. Oh, there we go. But at the same point, like, I don't feel bad for the, like you're like all right there's one jedi here he told me to like fucking bury my shit and get the fuck out of town if you know people after you you're not getting out of town what the hell is your problem and i have to also say this i do not think i am going

to like the inquisitors i always you know i i sometimes skew a little towards the villain side because i see where their point i think theyw a little towards the villain side because i see where their point i think they're cool looking i have to say though throwing that knife at the dude's head just to see who would use the force like they say the secret to hunting jedi is patience great line these jedi like they'll what do they say they'll reveal themselves yeah like they basically trap themselves or something like that yeah yeah that's a good point and i guess obi-wan's credit he's doing everything in his power to not do that uh like obi-wan if uncle owen got fucking murked in the middle of the street he wouldn't have even batted an eyelash he was ready to let uncle owen

just fucking take that that lightsaber to the fucking throat ready to slip in as luke's dad and start training him immediately he's like brew come to the bedroom i've been 10 years in a cave i gotta fucking get out of here he fucking instead of like walking out to the bedroom i've been 10 years in a cave i gotta fucking get out of here he fucking instead of like walking out to the the middle of the desert to get his sabers he's like hitting the elope like it's a racehorse to get out there brew your new daddy's home obi-wan goes back to the cave and he sees a hooded figure in the cave and it's like oh shit who is this it's bail organa he's come to the planet to be like dude what the fuck i facetimed you it's like come help my daughter and you said no like what do you tell we fought in a war together like come help my

daughter i wrote just all caps help bail obi-wan what the fuck you gotta help him he's a desperate man he's a man that we all love bail organa great guy it's like what the fuck you're you're still he's like i'm not that guy. You're still that guy. We know you're from A New Hope. You're still that guy. You got to get back to that point. So he finally decides, I'm going to help him.

We go back to flee, kind of tormenting Leia. Leia's trying to escape using her droid, Lola. And I wrote, when he goes out to the desert, how did he remember exactly where he buried the Sabers? Is that the Force? That's a great question. That has to be a force. I,

you can save a call to him. Yeah. You can convince me that the tie between a Jedi and their lightsaber is like force related instead of Walter white, like having the numbers down for the exact measurement of like barrels or whatever. Uh, so I like,

I didn't get mad at that. Cause yeah, 10 years or however long the two sab two savers was like, ooh. I was going to say, did that give you the tingles on that one? It did. It gave me goosebumps. Yeah. I was thinking it was going to for sure.

You picked that up on Mustafar and walked away with it and put it in that box like, shit. And we know where that ends up down the road, right? Yeah, on my fucking arm. On your fucking arm. Held by the guy who's sword who ended up taking it, right? As fucking crazy as that is. But, yeah. The guy's name is Bale, right?

That's the fucking Jedi, like, motto. Just a Bale. As soon as shit goes wrong, hit the ejector button. You got to fucking ride with him. Can't bail on Bale. Come on. Like you said, if someone sends you a text and like, hey, can you help me out? And you kind of leave them on read, someone calls you whatever it's facetime that's

eye to eye that's that kind of shit um and i also got it's kind of uh what's the word i'm looking for poetry it rhymes they're asking help me obi-wan you're my only hope yep just like the fucking the daughter who he's going to go save now does you know years later so i thought that was a cool little another thing about that like luke and luke and leia not remembering obi-wan is going to be an interesting thing to juggle in this yes an interesting dynamic to like how do you balance that yeah and again like they're basically at the age where you can convince me they like forget down the road especially if he kind of plays he's not just maybe he's wearing hoods or he's doing something to do that but do they have some kind

of jedi mind trick i was just gonna say that memory wiped man electric but they have the force oh god we're already getting way ahead of ourselves here all i know is the organa fucking playbook it's there's my there's the meme of the series so far the leaking water coming out and then he just slaps call obi-wan to fix like obi-wan is to fix all the organas it's like shit uh like flat tire of the fucking speeder here what do we do call obi-wan he's fucking your only hope he's like call triple a call triple a dickhead when then the reveal at the end of the episode is that this is all a trap to get obi-wan kidnapping princess leia they realize oh you know he fought alongside her father riva has set this up and

hired flea and his scumbag friends to kidnap leia who did a poor job of catching her in the woods there was that one scene where she just crawls under a branch and some doofus just walks right into the branch like oh it didn't didn't see that there it's just like oh no but luckily that was a quick scene and some people were like that ruined the show for me it did not ruin the show for me i thought this was a very good episode considering like taking that out it it definitely it's you know what it is we were talking about this on the dog a couple weeks ago eating my pistachios having a good time like the. Like the last pistachio I ate, though, was one of those dead pistachios. And it just is just sitting in my mouth.

I'm like, man, that was a good snack in the session. And now all I taste is that dead fucking pistachio. So I will say, like, if this ruins the entire series for you, I'm sorry. That's a tough way to live life if that's the case. Let's just all admit that that was a fucking – I'm hoping Disneyney's gonna learn from mistakes like this and the car scene from boba fett like if if you guys are watching that you think that's good enough to be in star wars you're fucking wrong it's just not it was that was that

was a tough look i i and i'm very happy we're on the same page with that definitely now we're gonna throw it over to episode two i suppose now episode two will come out on this YouTube channel first thing tomorrow morning, 8 a.m., maybe even sooner. If you want it sooner, I'll upload it at 7 a.m. How about that? 7 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. How many thumbs up do we have to get on this for you to release? I don't know what the thumbs up are. To release it tonight?

To release it an extra hour earlier tomorrow. I'd release it tonight if we got 250 thumbs up on the video. All right. You guys are, it's up to you guys now to make that happen. So it's either 7 a.m. tomorrow morning or when we hit 250. How about that? And we're going to be recording this. I have to watch it.

And then when me and Bob are going to link up, we're going to. We're going to hop right back on here. Yeah. All right. Thank you to everyone who tuned in today. I hope you enjoyed this and tune back in tomorrow to hear us recap episode two. Should we give a hashtag? First of all, I want in the YouTube comments,

we're going to say give us your one big prediction for this season. Is it a series or a season? So far they've said series, but Ewan says he's open to coming back, and there is that nine years now in between this show and A New Hope that if you wanted to do a sequel, you could. So this season, no matter what, tell us your one, kind of like Bob Fox said, that young Jedi is going to grow up. So give us your theory.

And what was my theory again? Oh, Darth Qui-Gon. That's right. That's an easy one. That'll cash in. That's plus $15,000 at the Barstool sportsbook right now but it could hit so uh give us let us know your prediction hashtag hashtag darth qui-gon fuck it let's yeah i like that all right hashtag darth qui-gon thank you to everyone who tuned in today we'll see you tomorrow