My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 226 - 'HOUSE OF THE DRAGON' EPISODE 1 RECAP
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Alright, welcome to Game of Schools My Mom's Basement crossover edition of House of the Dragon. Oh, here he is.
We are back! There he is!
Look at this fucking guy.
He is in Clem in the building with the baby. Are you kidding me?
It's Robbie Fox.
I didn't know we were doing costumes.
It's Clem Targaryen, apparently.
I didn't know we were doing costumes either.
I should have dyed my hair blonde, god damn it.
This is wifey Clem has me getting into the costume, getting into the mode.
Because we are back, boys.
We are back at Westeros.
Dude, the only person who threw down harder than HBO right now is Clem with this appearance.
I mean, week two, we're going to have to all be in costume now.
This just became a costume show.
It's a costume show now.
We're going to have to go to a costume store in the city.
Yeah.
The only better first episode that House of Dragons just put out there is this one right now.
A fucking baby?
Are you kidding me?
We have plenty of other ideas here and my wife her exact words are we don't want to use everything we don't want to waste everything
on the first episode so oh wow you got an ace up your sleeve that's like i saw the creators of this
show said we have a very precise finale planned that's like your wife is basically telling us
that you know there's all blueprint let's fucking fucking hope, boys, because if it's going to start like if it's going to be as good as this set up to be and as good as the beginning of our original Game of Thrones ride was, let's hope the finale can stick it.
Because I cannot believe that there was ever for a second a group of us being like, I'm never watching any Game of Thrones ever again.
It's like, first of all, yes, you were.
You knew you were.
You never weren't going to.
And, of course, they just fucking knocked it out of the park
because we're back on script and we're back in the world,
and they knew they had to absolutely nail number one,
and they did exactly that.
Shaq and Kobe, you know, they had like a bad season
or like Michael and Scott have a bad season.
It's like, oh, no, that team's never going to win again.
We're used to this as like just as like one season of the Mets being decent.
We're like all these goddamn idiots.
This the Thrones dynasty is back, baby.
I'm calling it back.
Oh, man.
I mean, yeah, we'll go step by step, I'm sure, as you guys usually do.
But I think just overall in terms of like throwing you back into that world uh
like it's almost you know like the better call sauls of the world and breaking bad when you see
spin-offs and stuff like this gave you so much of what you already knew and so much was familiar
and i'm sure you know we'll go down our own road here with this with the with this series but
it was good to hear the
names and the themes and the people and understand it all and it was it was just like it was like the
this final season never happened you know none of that was there exactly i was thinking that good
with none of the bad you know it was like they were like yeah we were just we're gonna pretend
that never happened game of thrones is back on the air. Yes. And that's what they did.
And then we're back with the books.
And it was just like the names and the hair and the fact that we started right away with dragons.
Think about how long it took to get to dragons.
Now we're coming in hot with dragons.
They drop a song of fire and ice.
I mean, everybody's getting established, like, left and right. It was almost, you know, it was just giving the fans what they want
while without being, like, you know, shitty lip service for them, you know?
Yeah, it wasn't a lot of fan service.
It was more of delivering, like, the feel.
It gave, like, the Game of Thrones feel, the aura of it.
It put you right back in that world where you're like,
this is fucking awesome.
The first time they said Valerian Steel, I came a little bit.
Oh, I love it just the the scenery of it the music of it like bouncing back and forth between the
birth and the jousting oh i'll tell you what i really got excited before we even had a scene in
in westeros just that opening scene on hbo tvma graphic violence graphic nudity sex that that we
touched them all, baby.
That's what we want to game of Thrones.
That's what that fucking Lord of the Rings shit isn't going to deliver, Bob.
None of that.
We're getting it here in Thrones and they gave it to us right a fucking way.
We got bleeding moms and dead babies and fucking all sorts of shit in episode one.
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this episode. Yeah, that was tough. I had like a note like, oh my God, Game of Thrones, you never
know, like they might show us the miracle of
life in you know live action and then my next note is oh no it was worse it was actually i wish they
would have showed us that because my guy looked like me after getting a wisdom tooth out i was
what everywhere rp my dog balon bail bail balon yep see that's gonna be tough in the beginning
the names are gonna be a bit a bit rocky at the start.
Listen, I can't even say her name.
What's her name?
How do you say it?
Raynera.
Raynera.
I can't even say it.
I'm looking through all these names.
We got to give her Raynera, but we get a fucking Otto.
Homeboy's name is Otto?
What?
Why can't they all have normal names if we can have a fucking Otto?
George R.R. Martin had like the worst case of writer's block.
He's like, fuck it.
I'm naming him Otto.
Watching Simpsons, he's like, ah, fucking Otto.
There are those random names in Star Wars too, like Ben, Luke, and then there's –
Yeah, they just decided –
Yeah.
Like let's mix in a normal one.
But all the more reason, I just want to say probably what game of thrones the
original started maybe what 2011 i want to say i i'd say that's right so let's call it 11 years
to the day if you will for the premiere of this series was the beginning of the subtitle revolution
for your boy and for everyone on tv and And 11 years later, the revolution is over.
We have one team subtitles. Well, we used to be shamed. We used to be made fun of. We now,
we now sit on the iron throne of television team subtitles, four out of every five person. Now
people, I now have a fucking brain and know that they need it because it enriches and makes it
better. It makes you remember everything.
And you're certainly going to need it with a whole new host of names.
It's so funny how all those names became so second nature to us after so many seasons.
But to start over fresh with all the weird names, it's, you know, you have to have your something.
Did you guys find yourself like almost like directing character names from the original thrones to characters
from this like i was kind of like is this little finger is this fucking over here like there's one
guy where i was like sir davos thinking he's slick he's in this show one dude looked exactly
like varus the i guess the guy who was uh the doctor if you will whatever i was like oh that's
that's just varus 2.0 but yeah the names and all that will be oh and uh the first subtitle that played just
in parentheses epic epic song playing that will be on a t-shirt by the by tomorrow morning
flannelberg is whipping it up so get your t-shirt your subtitle t-shirt and did you notice the
little like chimes of the original game of thrones theme in the beginning i mean that was amazing
dude they know exactly what they're doing it's just then the right touches while not you know well it's still going to be its own show and fisted
yeah i wonder if this i'm sure the this uh premiere was affected by the finale right because i wonder
if they were like whoa we we gotta make sure we just give them what they want to start.
Lay it out real nice.
Don't try to do anything stupid.
Keep it moving.
Keep it exciting.
And let's just like get back on track.
This is just like the day after a bad start.
You just got to go out there and like and play ball.
So I wonder if that impacted it.
They'll never give a straight answer, but I would love to hear from them being like,
yeah, well, once that happened,
we totally rearranged how we were going to do things.
But anyway, let's get into it.
Yeah, let's talk about the episode.
We get a strong intro where you see the room right away,
the throne room.
It brings you back to like, oh shit, here we are,
kind of a dark, dimly lit room.
And then they go right nine years ahead, right away,
kind of setting the scene for the Targaryens and whatnot,
who's in control.
And the subtitle saying like 172 years before a long thing.
And then it just fades out to 172 years before Daenerys Targaryen.
They get it was the too long.
Didn't read cliff notes.
Yeah.
They were like, it was like for all the dummies out there.
If you need to know where we're at, here you go that was like chills right away i was like all right we're
back thrones is back that was awesome i'm in you sold me uh and one of the first things they said
when we go to the uh targaryens that we're dealing with um i think uh renera comes in and they're
like oh my god you you reek of. What do you think dragon smells like?
Is it,
is it a BO smell?
Is it like,
uh,
when you go to a zoo and you're like,
Oh,
those are the forces.
It's,
it's a mix of the lizard,
like section of the zoo,
the lizard house with like the smell of campfire.
Oh,
but those are two distinct smells right there.
And campfire sticks.
It lingers on clothes and whatnot.
So I could see that, Clem.
If you're telling me it's hot lizard, I'm out on the smell of dragon.
No fucking way.
Oh, that's our fucking band name, boys.
Hot lizard.
Hot lizard.
Yo, what's with the hot lizard shirt, dude?
For this show right here, hot lizard is the name.
That's like our Hellfire Club.
Yes.
Hot Lizard.
You stink of a dragon.
That's like you stink of sex.
Yeah, I'm someone saying you stink of a dragon.
What a fucking line that was.
Or that woman, which I guess it was, I don't know if that was the mom.
I think it was.
She was in there with her because she was like, you're visiting me in this state, right?
Because she was like about to give birth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I was still getting my bearings because like you got like you said kev the names and then like like it's like oh no the blonde one they're all fucking blonde so it's basically
impossible that doesn't help at all yeah but when she says uh we have royal wombs and the child bed
is our battlefield that is a fucking foreshadow of the know they didn't take long to for that one to check
off gun fired real fucking quick yeah i love the uh little terminology too about pregnancy they
kept saying swollen belly i thought that was funny um and then we meet your motherfuckers
like rob fox you haven't been in this yet listen to the pot father show you want to hear the real
shit that's ever been mentioned on barstool Sports before There is some shit that goes down in that delivery room
Obviously that was the worst case scenario
It ain't that different
It ain't that different now in modern day
Than it is 150 zillion
Westeros years ago
It's still a fucking war in the delivery room
Yeah not looking forward to that
We meet Matt Smith
Very quickly
Matt Smith playing Damon Targaryen.
And it is an amazing intro scene for this guy.
Like the first shot where he's just kind of sitting on the throne.
It's all shadowy.
I love the sword spiking up and everything.
And his first monologue with her is so creepy.
And so just you could tell immediately like all right they nail
hateable characters in this show over and over again and they're gonna nail this one and by the
end of the episode it's like yeah fucking hate his guts of course i do yeah it's it's a mix of uh
like evil and i was like is this is this is very incest-y vibe too it felt like this is where
is this where you guys did it game of thrones is always like are you guys gonna fuck or kill are you guys gonna kill each other or bang each other i don't really
know and it doesn't matter that you're related everyone's on the table for either you know you
figure family you don't kill you don't fuck them total opposite in game of thrones you that's
exactly what you do to your family so that you know they're putting the necklaces on and talking
and she's smiling and he's almost like a like a cool guy hitting on her but at the
same time it's all family i was like i don't know where we're going i i the first note i had for him
was big time scar vibes from lion king right like that yeah it's like that he's he's he wants the
throne he's clearly not fit for the throne he's gonna do whatever it takes to get on the throne
and i'm honestly like kind of surprised that uh you know spoiler alert the king made it through the episode like i thought
he was just gonna get killed ned stark has proven your ass can go anybody any point in this fucking
series uh we did just jump ahead real quick for a second before we get back on track the king i
mean how fucking dumb can you be being like you really think you really think he would do that
to get the throne yeah dude do you
have any fucking radar at all yeah number one fucking uh suspect pal i said that out loud
bro yeah have you ever seen a show in the world brand what the fuck were you doing
i said that out loud on my tv i was like you gotta be kidding of course he would of course
i hate to say it damon is like it's not even fair at this point.
Number one on the sus list.
Yeah.
I mean, of course.
He is the list.
He is the list.
That's it.
That list is just fucking Damon.
Yeah.
Listening in on every, I mean, we'll get to it, but the air for a day, everything about
it.
How about this Clem?
A prequel, Game of Thrones pre prequel Talking about trade routes right away
And taxation and what not
In that little table scene
As soon as they brought up like we're going to shut down the trading routes
Or the sales routes I was like uh oh
That's what they did in the Phantom Menace
The quickest way to get like
Eight year old kids to just start like having their eyes
Glazed over or I guess at that point I was probably
Like a young teenager and I was like motherfucker But at the same point it's like they left it at that they
put a pin on it was real quick yeah i was like all right good good get to the killing yeah rich
people and important people powerful people their pockets are getting lighter so there's blood about
to get splattered is basically what they were trying to tell you that was another scene that
felt so game of thrones and specifically like early game of thrones though them just sitting around the table talk and having that
uh lay of the land talk of here's where this faction's coming from here's what this is going on
and um we get the the scab infection picking right away with the the king that was disgusting
kind of reminds you of you know what went down there oh that was vile man
and they were talking about putting a leech on it that shit is disgusting listen i'm into all
that pimple popping i'm into all those videos i you look at my instagram feed bro my instagram
for you feed is nothing but teeth extractions and pimple poppings and all those things and even i
was like can't do that bro get that off my screen that thing was fucking disgusting are we saying
is this like the foreshadowing our our fucking king here is gonna die from a boo-boo like is
that what's gonna happen with him i think so maybe like star wars it kind of rhymes like robert
baratheon the whole time i was kind of making the the notes in
my head of like he is kind of like Robert Baratheon right now yeah that's what I was thinking like it
will he'll be like an important character but one that's only there for a split second and and and
goes out from an infection yeah I think so um and we get the crazy crazy crazy invasion scene
with Matt Smith Damon leading his army through was it king's landing i think i
that's what i said he's landing he's the city watch technically which i'm guessing the city
they're watching is their own so he's basically just like calling out the criminals and i you
know the gold cloaks i'm guessing this is like a younger version of the king's guard because those
are the the gold clothes which by the way, everyone listening,
feel free to like correct us and stuff. Yeah. We don't roll idiots when it comes to, you know,
listen, there's always going to be some book people on this, some hardcore nerds who know absolutely everything on this, but that's not what we are. You know, the barstool recap show
is never going to be that one. Yeah. Feel free to get us on all the vocabulary and all the
specifics, but yeah,
we're here to talk about that.
And we'll have future barstool guests on and whatnot.
I think Ken Jack might've read the book.
I think maybe Hank read the book.
So we'll get people on that,
that also read it as well and stuff like that.
But this is.
City watches is King's landing,
I think.
So I think they were,
they were,
they were running through just rounding up all the,
the I mean, those, some of those they were running through just rounding up all the, the,
I mean,
those,
some of those kill scenes,
man,
just awesome.
Awesome.
We're cutting dicks.
I mean,
right away,
that ball sack and Dick just getting chopped right off.
You just see that guy's cheeks shaking and you know,
what's going on.
We're getting fucking head smashed.
We're getting arms just chopped off.
It's just a flesh wound.
We have blood everywhere on
that one two horse carts seven two horse carts they had for those dismemberments like we're
getting the head fresh off of the cut getting it thrown in there and that was a very cool shot by
the way it was like he was going at him with the sword he kind of swung and then it was in his hand
all in one in one shot it was i thought they were just going to show it because fuck it they've shown it before but that was a cool like jump uh jump cut this
cool shots even the the point of view jousting scene that was like oh shit he put a gopro on a
fucking night yeah this may be the product of being a rule follower my whole life and always
hating like whenever the whole class got in trouble because a couple bad eggs i kind of like that i don't know if that makes me a bad person i kind of
like seeing all the people you got punished for what you did and you lost what you got
punished rapist nuts off yeah fucking murderer murdered well that was what was weird it's like
you know they they they were yelling out all the uh infractions if you will and you know so you're
not going to feel bad for those guys.
But at the same time, you know, we know that Damon's like a motherfucker.
So, you know, a little bit of like moral ambiguity there.
But I was very conflicted.
I was like, well, are we rooting for these guys or not for these guys?
There's everybody motherfucker.
But I was just happy to sit back and watch the hands and heads fly.
Yeah. If Damon sees someone just leaving the store, though,
that clearly didn't do anything while he's in that rage i think he's killing them i don't even i
think he's like murder right you're done yeah yeah and who you know who's gonna step to him
nobody right and that's kind of like a big part of this episode as well later on they go and visit
his brother the king and they're like dude what the fuck is your brother doing right now and
the king right now is the only one on his side which he points out to him later on in the episode
he's like i'm the only one that's actually sticking up for you in these meetings at this point um he
does have some support from the guy with the the white dreadlocks yeah corraless or uh corraless
who looks bad almost like a predator vibe going on with the dreadlocks.
The white hair.
There's a guy in The Walking Dead who had that look.
Yeah, that's actually what it really looks like.
That's exactly what it's like.
But that's a vibe with everyone with the white hair.
But him with the dreads is quite the look.
So, yeah, Corliss is – I think Corliss, if I'm trying to pick out some of my early –
who's going to be my fan favorites, who's going to be my guy,
I feel like Corliss has a big chance to be my guy.
We get an awesome jousting scene as well,
where like the jousting scene in Game of Thrones,
where it kind of introduced a lot of characters,
we got the introduction of kind of the players, the families in this.
And it made me tweet how has
hbo not bought medieval times outright and just rebranded it as like game of thrones the arena
experience just call it night of thrones or some shit bring your kids out and me and clem went to
thrones together this year or went to medieval times together this year it was a blast it was
absolutely it was pro wrestling basically i'll tell you the answer this is like in office space with michael bolton we're like we're not
going to change our name we were first times game of thrones should change their name to
fucking medieval times okay we were here first fuck you guys we're not changing and the whole
time this made me want though yeah yeah no i would love that the whole time is hbo still
owned by viacom is that i think
viacom is just like we're just waiting for you guys to bleed out and we're just gonna buy yeah
medieval times made it through the pandemic so shout out medieval times like that could not have
been an easy fucking obstacle that is a great point of all the live entertainment that died
medieval times survived and as someone nothing like driving past one on the highway and just
see the castle and you're like middle of fucking america and for the record we went to it and our boy joey lingo i think his
kid his youngest was probably about two at that time and then we had old pop pop large who's you
know half 150 and every single person was entranced and loved it that's how you know game of thrones
still our medieval times still fucking brings the show for all ages and fucking sizes man
i still talk about our night winning i'm like our fucking night one is our final word he was
in the final i still got look look this is it's on my shelf literally you still get the vip pass
there you go royalty kevin royalty there is just something about this is why thrones is uh
you know it's like nerdy but not like it's not just for nerds because there is –
Everyone together.
Yeah.
I saw everyone tweet about it tonight.
Everyone getting in on it.
It was amazing.
Oh, so nice to have that back.
Wasn't that so nice?
I saw our boy Sweet T Trent was just doing the Trent stuff, giving his –
I got to go buy – Dragonfly Jones is always my favorite.
He's always just giving the fucking – I got to go back and read Jones is always my favorite. He's always just giving the fucking, like, I got to go back and read all the tweets.
Cause I was,
you know,
like I've only,
I'm only really using social media these days for the Mets.
And now it's like,
Oh wait,
this is something like,
cause,
and also there's no really good TV shows that air,
you know,
on television anymore,
as opposed to streaming.
So like,
finally we kind of got back to the good old days with everybody enjoying like
an important,
important appointment television all at once.
Yeah. if you say
anything about spoiling game of thrones on twitter suck my dick this is the super bowl you can't
spoil the super bowl it happens every single sunday at the same time we're watching it as one
big happy sick twisted family on twitter one quick thing that i was excited to to see and i i maybe
they just didn't do it because of the first episode. Maybe they'll do it the second episode. We didn't get a opening theme.
It was real quick.
It was almost like a jingle other than a theme.
Yeah, it did like a little piano thing, and it flashed the –
Which maybe they're like, hey, we don't have a theme better than that one.
We can't do it.
Yeah, they went the opposite.
Instead of like a three-and-a-half-minute montage, they just did the crest, and that was it.
But I was wondering if maybe for the premiere they just wanted to get into it maybe next week we'll see one but either way i was because
i it could totally not live up to it but i want to see if they tried or maybe well maybe they didn't
maybe you're right we'll see you next week that was almost bigger to me than almost anything in
the episode was how good the intro and the theme was going to be and honestly if you punch it i'm
not even going to blame you like you're just just not gonna top it's almost impossible to top the fact that this show was so good i feel like they could top it because
we got the a-team back in the fucking place benny ophelweiss aren't jerking off on each other
anymore delivering the goddamn goods here but that's man i said there could be a dog walk just
on hbo intros think about it you have ent have Entourage. You have Sopranos. You have Ballers. A show people hate.
Maybe my least favorite part
of this episode was during the jousting
scene. Matt Smith, Damon kind of running
through people and eventually
he gets a challenge put in front of him
and he goes straight for the horse's
legs. That was fucked. You go after
a horse. That is fucked, man.
I was very surprised too to see the
horse get up i thought it was gonna be i thought we were gonna establish some true villainry uh by
by killing the horse but like he hopped up right away i thought that was like all right we know
like we're doing animal deaths right away that's how you know this guy is the bad guy uh but that
yeah that probably got one of the biggest gasps of the night for me and we had just fucking done heads and heads and dicks and everything else getting
chopped off not nearly as bad as a horse trip to that but a horse i mean come on how is that
like a 15 yard penalty you took the real horse time. That was real bad.
And he even gets lit up himself.
Like he got hit the one time and he just slid on the whole thing.
He looked like Kamaru Usman.
I was pretty sure that he was an important actor and was going to be like a part of the whole season. But I did start to get Ned Stark thoughts in my head where I was like, and it was right as the baby was being born.
So I thought it was like,
is this going to be the new air?
And we're going to kill the guy who thought he was going to get the throne.
Like we were going to surprise everybody like that.
And obviously that didn't end up happening,
but there was a quick moment where I was like,
Oh wait,
life and maybe death.
It's going to mirror it at the same time.
And obviously it didn't prove true,
but yeah,
he was getting his shit fucked up.
They make you really second guess everything after Ned Stark Stark because I was doing the exact same thing.
I was like, I'm pretty sure I read on IMDb he's in every episode.
But maybe he got fed Rawson from false information or something.
Or that's just the credits, how they do them.
Anything's possible.
You raise a good point, Bob.
Everyone, head on a swivel right now.
Watch out for your IMDbs.
Watch out for your spoilers. These are in books in books you guys we have to be smart now we are back in the fucking world
where some people know how this shit ends you got to be smart about what you're looking up
watch out for even like you said imdb is a like a safe place but then you see like nine episodes
next to the name you're like well that guy makes it the season so that's a good call um so during
this like kevin you alluded to we get the kind of the childbirth scene, which a lot was made of the king needs a son as an heir to the throne.
And he is dead set on this being a son.
He knows it's going to be a son.
He had it in a dream.
It's more crystal clear than reality.
It gets to the point where he's told, hey, the baby's not coming.
So you're going to have to make a choice.
It's the baby or
your wife and you know immediately what this fucking psycho's picking yeah yeah calling that
child birth i suppose is a is the technical term that was a that was a child snatching that was a
you know a child i mean that was one of the harder scenes i think i've like ever watched with her
being like what what's going on here?
What do you mean?
They're going to get the babe now.
They're going to get the babe now.
As they're holding her down, they're cutting to the wrist
shot.
They quickly yanked her down
for a second and it was like, oh yeah,
you realize they are going to just treat her
like a fucking vessel right now. She's not even
like a human anymore.
By the way, the people who don't notice when they say the baby's in breach,
cause I forgot what it was.
I'm like,
what is that again,
honey?
And she's like,
Oh,
well,
your daughter wasn't breached.
It's basically foot first.
So you can't have the baby come out.
You can't flip it.
You're yeah.
You are in trouble.
Like in breach,
you're thinking this like crazy thing.
It's like,
no,
the baby's just facing the wrong goddamn way.
But that there's one way this fucking crazy system works
that i've done and it's going head first it's crazy so if you guys think uh this was going to
be a girl by the way i thought it was going to be a girl baby and he was just going to fucking
snap or something yeah especially with with the targaryens there's so many chicks who are
important and are powerful um i i thought that was the direction it was going but man that guy's
such a such a motherfucker just like whispering to her and i mean i guess he was there like holding
her hands he wasn't like totally like yeah get rid of this bitch so there was some element of like
like you know heart-wrenching but just in general oh my god that was fucking tough dude yeah and
like and they just grabbed the fucking knife
And the guy's like first incision
Just like no regard
No bedside manner
That was some out of all the shit we saw
All the chopping and all the blood and violence
I thought the fucking c-section
First ever c-section
Was probably the worst
The Kevin Harlan the maester
With no regard for you.
I loved hearing Milk of the Puppy, too.
That was like an old Thrones callback there.
We gave her all the Milk of the Puppy.
The one shot of him just reaching in, too,
and you just see the blood pouring out.
Just like when Randy Moss on it.
Yeah.
That was real, real, real gross. Just like when Randy Moss on it. Yeah.
That was,
yeah,
that was real,
real,
real gross.
It was,
it was as gross as gross television gets,
but this episode gave you a little bit of everything from Thrones.
Gave you the gross scenes,
gave you the pus scenes,
gave you some jousting,
gave you some sex. There was the Matt Smith sex scene that went on just a beat too long.
Like most game of Thrones sex scenes where you're like,
we're just looking at Matt Smith, making faces for 30 seconds like it's gross but that's
game of thrones gave you a little bit of everything it gave you that feel again um and this is where
the air for a day scene comes up where damon takes his king's watch out and here is a night watch or
city watch city watch right yeah he goes like a big fat orgy with him the streets of silk Watch out. And here is Nightwatch or City Watch. City Watch, right? Yeah.
He has like a big fat orgy with him.
The Streets of Silk.
Big orgy.
With a dope name, the Streets of Silk.
Goes to the brothel and brags, kind of gets caught on security cam, you know, back in the day version by his boys telling someone he was bragging about being in the air for a day.
Gets called before his brother.
And this might have been like the best acted scene in the in the first episode well wait by the way did you notice that there was
at the orgy there was like a guy who was like mid banging a chick when they like were like
silence like he has to speak and he just like stayed inside of her he was just like really
it was like freeze dead he just like stayed there while while he was just like really it was like freeze down he
just like stayed there while while the air for a day line dropped it was like i mean talk about
blue balls if you were in the middle of that orgy and and someone says hang on we gotta do speeches
right now it's like no man come on we're at the city watch orgy amish do right soaking oh yeah they just let it sit in yeah but bro air for a day is maybe the coldest
that's some pusha t shit with drake man if pusha t was doing a battle rap back in the day about
this shit he would be the one to write an air for a day line that is ice cold man and you have to
remember when we met damon which by the way dam, you just take away the A's, just demon.
So, like, George R.R. Martin wasn't trying that hard with this one either.
I feel like he was letting it be known pretty quick.
He brought up the fucking hand of the king's dead wife.
He's like, well, your wife's dead.
Yeah.
Come on, dude.
That was nuts.
So, he said, like, he was like, is she not?
Isn't she dead?
It's like, dude, I wasn't mad about the truth of it.
Yeah, she's dead.
You're a dickhead, dude.
I felt real bad for him until right after the queen dies.
He kind of tries to whore out his daughter.
I mean, everyone's a scumbag, dude.
That's when you realize everyone's an asshole.
Put on your mom's dress.
Maybe wear one of your mother's gowns.
Go fuck this dad.
Go read him a history book.
His reaction, the king's reaction when she came in was funny too.
He was like, why are you here?
She's like, I thought I could keep you company.
He was like, okay.
I guess so.
He was just kind of confused.
He was chiseling.
It looked like he was chiseling the Game of Thrones intro thing.
Yeah, the whole model, right?
Poor girl chewing her fingernails off.
That was another thing that grossed me out just as much as the boil on the king's back.
It's very real, though, because if you do, I was a nail biter for a time.
I kind of still am.
If you're a nail biter and you're picking and you got good ones or bad ones.
Now, these are fresh.
I was biting today.
I bite instead of using the nail clipper.
I don't want to say it, but same.
If I have any white, I got to cut and and clip and i gotta dig out my cuticles but then i end up bleeding more
with the with the instruments i'm basically like mutilating my fingers but yeah if you if you're
if you have a if you pick like this too on your thumbs oh you'll be bleeding all over the place
that was that was actually uh that made me kind of recoil too i was like oh yikes and the fact
that she's just getting thrown into,
but by the way, I thought her dad,
which by the way, I'm going to say
the Hightowers are going to be my family.
I like the Hightowers.
They seem like good people,
other than the whole pimping your daughter out thing.
I thought she was pimping him out to Damon.
And I'm like, oh fuck.
Like, what are we doing here?
I forgot Damon has a wife. And then I saw the King. I'm like, oh, the are we doing here i forgot damon has his has a wife
and then i saw the king i'm like oh the king's not so bad at least it's the king you're making
a play for the throne it's not but you're going what is it chas reinholm is that will ferrell and
uh you know it's an aphrodisiac i kind of like the idea that he was going for the throne there
dude by the way as as we're doing this hbo is rerunning the episode and it's
at the it's at the c-section again it is just it is it's brutal the second time around even worse
man and but coupled with the jousting scene it really is pretty fucking awesome i feel like i
could watch the episode again like right now and i'm so glad that you guys are as fired up about
the first episode as i am because i feel like i'm usually positive about these and i'm so glad that you guys are as fired up about the first episode as i am because
i feel like i'm usually positive about these things i'm usually happy to see things back and
nostalgia or whatever but it feels like from twitter everyone's pretty much on the same page
tonight well when we did the game of stools uh it was so popular but i was like well that's because
it was the last eight episodes everything was coming to a head this is going to be episode one you know of
probably 75 maybe of these motherfuckers so like how much can really be said or how excited are
people going to be oh he just put the fucking axe right through his head he puts the axe through his
head and rips it off face comes out yeah oh my god that was brutal that was brutal um but that
was one of the more brutal kills of the show.
Yeah, and then right after that, another guy gets hit with a mace and his head just explodes like a fucking water balloon.
So yeah, but people seem gassed up and it seems to be, I think people would still hold a grudge and be like, they would probably be negative.
Even if it was good, they'd be like, no, it's still fuck Benny off and Weiss.
But because it's even though it's Game of Thrones, because it's back to the books and back with new writers who, by the way, do we know their names yet?
Are they anybody special?
So I think people were ready like
to say this is good i bet even if this wasn't that good people would have erred on the side
of like no no it was it was fine but i and it was it was good but i think people wanted it to be good
going into it i'm i'm not gonna harp on it because i harped on it a couple times in the past i'm just
gonna say it one time getting out of the way.
A lot of people gave us shit for Game of Stools because we weren't positive and sucking its dick every single episode.
And then by the fourth episode, they go, you got – I remember I was like, all right, let's let it marinate.
It's going to get better.
We had a couple of good scenes here and there. And then after the battle of Westeros, Winterfell, we were like, fuck this shit.
We were all mad on it.
And everyone was giving us shit.
I go back to the reviews.
Everyone's like, these guys don't know what they're talking about.
This is cinematic masterpieces.
Oh my God.
That never in my podcasting career was I ever more correct.
I was like, guys, that episode wasn't good.
I'm sorry to say it.
The premiere wasn't good.
Hey, episode two wasn't much better.
Guys, we're running out of time here.
This is not going to be a good season. And everyone was oh you're just a hater you're just a contrarian
and after that fucking dark that dark episode where nobody could see everything everybody knew
uh we were fucking right yeah that is my impression of the battle of westeros just
your television it's not it's not it's you adjust your goddamn tvs yeah because that's
ever happened in the history of TV, you assholes.
You can't say that.
Yeah.
Our guy Justin Kroll, he writes for Deadline.
I think he got a screener.
He's like, I can't wait for you guys to see this.
I think you're going to like it, even Kevin.
I go, if a show is KFC-proof, you know it's fucking good.
Dude, it's like the same thing with the Mets.
I'm just on it.
If a show is good but an episode is bad or a finale
is bad, I'm not going to just say
it's good because the past has been good.
Same thing with the fucking team. There are plenty
of shows that I love. I love Breaking Bad. There are
plenty of shows I gush over and think the finale
was good. When it's good, I say it's good.
When it's bad, I say it's bad. I don't let the
past or the future impact what's happening
right fucking now. Right now, this episode
was very good
it was very entertaining it laid the land i thought everyone was a good actor i thought
all of it was great if next week sucks i'll tell you it sucks i'm ready to put you on the throne
after that speech you're like i don't let the past or the future impact my decisions i can think
straight like yeah i think you're the raven dude in the moment in the moment i am i am an honest
and just ruler, okay?
By the way, the throne, we've said it in the past.
It's a common thing brought up online that it doesn't look comfortable,
but we really got accentuated tonight when the king cuts himself on the throne.
Yeah, he can't even sit on the fucking throne without bleeding.
Dude nicks himself.
Like, yeah, someone get this man a cushion.
One of the saddest things I heard about Game of Thrones was at the end when we were limping to the finish line and after the finale, how at Comic-Con and all the conventions for Game of Thrones in previous years, there would be a line out the door and around the corner to set up to take pictures on the iron throne and then when that season bombed the iron
throne was like you could just walk up and like you could like steal it and take it home with you
and nobody even fucking cared that's how much people going farting on it yeah yeah people
probably like yeah on the iron throne it really was such a bad finale and such a betrayal and i
think people were like angry towards the show itself. So I'm very happy to see,
I think enough time has had passed
and everyone was like, let's let bygones be bygones.
And everyone's happy about this one
because towards the end,
there was straight vitriol towards the Thrones universe.
Yeah.
I also got to say, we forgot that,
I just want to touch on this too.
After the, by the way,
I thought the baby was going to have something off about it. i thought there was a chance it was going to be a black baby and it would be look at
the you know the the queen that never was his husband like what's going on here buddy i do
think there's a chance the baby got killed i think the meister might they're like this is thrown you
got to think thrones here yeah i didn't think about that but yeah it's like he tells you know
the king on his death that I killed your heir.
However.
Again, like Scar, right?
I killed Robasa.
Yeah, exactly.
And then this is the first time we got to see a Targaryen funeral, which is just tell the big dragon Dracarys and he fucking burns those motherfuckers.
Kind of like a Jedi funeral, to be honest.
That's what they do to Jedi.
Not with a dragon, but they light
their bodies like that. And it allowed us
to hear Dracarys again, which is
one of the all-time great,
you know, I don't know, put it up there with
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slogans of the world.
Dracarys is so fire. Do we make a
Dracarys in Just Do It font?
I mean, that's not bad with a flame
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confrontation between the king and damon about saying air for a day and they decide this guy is unhinged he's a lunatic he cannot be the heir so we need to vote
the girl uh what's her name ray nara ray nara by the way what just like an all-time like was it
worth it dude to get your little joke in to get your little fucking you you talked your shit you
dropped your your you spit some bars and now everything is all fucked up like good now we're
voting a girl in.
They say it like that.
It's like the old-fashioned sexism where they're just straight up about it.
Yep.
A girl.
The guy literally goes, a girl on the throne.
She does look so much like Emilia Clarke, by the way.
She could absolutely be an ancestor.
From the profile with her little
like swoopy nose she is like uh i don't know how old she's supposed to be in my head she's like 12
dude she was so fucking young i don't know if that's far off you never know in the world of
thrones but uh yeah i mean again like i think they were like i mean that makes sense because
they're all targaryen so they should look alike but i think it was like a comfort level thing like let's give them you know exactly what they loved it might be
imagine it's just amelia clark they put a little bit of makeup on her they're like we're just gonna
sneak her into this show because you know since thrown she hasn't had much d age her like fucking
yeah but she gets go ahead is the act is the... Is the... It's Rhaenyra?
Yeah.
Emma.
Emma D'Arcy is her name.
What the fuck?
How old do you think she is?
Oh, God.
Is this about to blow our mind?
I bet you that means she's like 30.
She's fucking 30, dude.
30? Oh, my God.
I knew it.
I thought she was 12.
She's 30.
That is crazy. What else has she been in? does she look older in other stuff because i'm looking at the
wiki i'm like it says her narrow but there's a probably a bunch of people with the same name
because they're fucking targaryens all their names rhyme or look the same i don't know that's
just her 30 years look at her her headshot from imdb she's got like a mullet people no people wait a minute people in the
chat are correcting us people in the chat are correcting us what are these two actors that
play her oh he is the one that plays the older version okay that makes sense that makes sense
okay there's a time jump everyone's correcting us there's a time jump she's 22 nothing like 22 okay that makes way
more sense yeah all right chat all right we said we're we're gonna be idiots from time to time
we're gonna mix up names from time to time even if the names are outside of westeros if they're
in our own world we'll mix those up as well she's taught about the song of ice and fire in this moment though in such a
good scene that whoever wrote this scene and decided this is gonna end the premiere give them
a fucking race at hbo what do you think was better the dialogue or the setting because when they
that giant dragon head the gigantic dragon head which really puts into perspective how fucking
big they get because
throughout thrones like there's baby ones and full-grown ones i remember seeing for the first
time the chart of uh like the little cartoons and it was like here's how big uh viserius is
and here's how big uh rhaegar was or whatever the fuck and they're like it's like jupiter versus the
moon you know uh so that dragon head was like enormous with the candles lit up around it.
And that's where they have this big talk.
But then the way he delivered it, talking about Aegon and his dream.
And then that tagline they've been using that a dream didn't make them kings like dragons did or whatever the fuck it was so and then to drop the the to hint at the
white walkers and talk about the show that we all watched and loved and knew so by the way summed it
up into like one sentence what took like eight fucking seasons to do and ruin they were just
like yep it's gonna be a you know fight for man we need these people on the on the throne a song
of fire and ice, like, perfect.
I'll go the other way.
I got so fucking angry during that because I'm like, that sounds so awesome.
That whole story sounds so awesome.
I saw a fucking bitch-ass Night King who I barely could see during the goddamn episode,
and he just got washed after fucking five minutes in Winterfell, basically. I, I got upset and I was like, I'm done with that.
Well,
it's like saying that this year's Mets is like last year's Mets.
This is a new season.
We're moving on.
But I got during that,
I got it.
Yeah,
it is what it is.
It'll just never make it.
It just,
it just,
it's just impossible that they did what they did.
Like it's impossible that they fucked it up that much,
but,
but you're right.
And I also, like, I remember, i remember thinking remember when when the dragon uh burned
the throne uh it was like way too on the nose but then in this for this episode when the king is
literally getting like physically injured by the throne i'm like all right no that that's cool symbolism i
don't like i'm you know i totally flipped my mind to be positive about this show i'll still shoot it
down the middle because i i keep it real but that was corny in in the old old episodes and this one's
kind of cool that the throne's gonna kill him i've been uh reading the chat and we've had this guy
link price who's commented so many times tonight all about – he's like, are you guys not mad at the inaccurate joust?
He's saying that jousting is inaccurate.
Like, he's commented so many times about it.
I could not –
I got to tell you, I'm not mad about the inaccurate joust.
Out of all the things in the world to worry about, an accurate joust is at the very bottom of the list, dude.
I don't even know what an accurate joust is at the very bottom of the list dude i haven't i don't
even know what an accurate joust is what's i mean either i thought joust is you know you you both go
towards each other you hit each other maybe sometimes someone dies maybe sometimes you
jump off the horse kill each other afterwards yeah maybe all part of it hardcore match by the
way again uh we all know he's a pretty big character but when he was on his back and he
was like yield and i was like maybe he's gonna maybe
he's not gonna also so the guy that was on top and telling him to yield is he gonna be our new
john snow guy to root for i think he's the heartthrob i think when he when he hits on
the princess afterwards he picks the helmet off he's got that fucking young christian bale hair
like yeah it's like old town the old town guy is that who
he is i lost the joust i lost a lot of names to see like old town from old town is that right
i don't remember it's like football players they put the helmet on and i just don't know who
i thought i thought um i thought damon was gonna just fucking like put a knife in his eye from
behind i thought i was waiting for something like that yeah i think he's sir harwin strong is that him it's a good ass name colston cole people are telling us
colston cole okay so that's not sir harwin strong then in the chat someone said colston
cole got that dog in him he does shout out some random guy for that comment yeah my biggest
problem with the joust is more people don't go for the horse's legs because that's the easiest way to win a joust by fucking you monster i'm just i'm saying
that's the accurate joust in my mind he's gonna come after us after that one yeah you know what
my problem was there's not enough horse murder you freak i can't believe kabuki said that also
shout out to the chat this is like like, it's like our fourth host.
They're telling us he's from Dorne.
He's a Dornish guy.
He's a commoner.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because when she pops, he pops the top off, she goes, oh, my gods.
Or like, by the gods, he's Dornish.
Going to get that Dornish dick.
What do they call the group of people that sit at the table with the king?
And they like the high um council high council that's
what the chat is the chat is our high council they're good that's good the high council they
deserve that respect um overall though anything else that we missed oh one thing that i wanted
to mention they they bring up the uh the sword named what was it the dark sister and i was like
oh fuck yeah that's a hell of a sword name well
if there's one thing that george that double r that fat furry lazy motherfucker has he's got a
gift with that with those names those nicknames and and the way he describes those things that's
fucking awesome he nails those every time but i feel like clem's gonna bring out a full fucking
sword i think clem's going to get a sword if If I know Clem, I think I know our guy Clem.
I think Clem's going to get a sword.
I think he's about to walk onto this camera in the basement where his children play with a legitimate sword.
And there it is.
And there's a sword.
And there's a sword.
There's a sword.
And that's a real sword, folks.
That'll chop your arms off.
That's a sword.
Shout out to Immortadel.
The sword of omens, baby.
Wow.
Is that metal or plastic?
It's metal.
This I have to hide from AJ.
Holy shit.
How much does that cost, bro?
It's about $250.
It was on Etsy.
I was actually looking for Game of Thrones swords, and I was like, I stumbled upon this.
And I was like, I need to have it.
So my guy Tim Lauderdale, I need to have it. I'm right now.
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I feel like Clem, I want to chop his arm off.
He went by the sword, he just put it in my bedroom.
Be careful.
You're not watching on YouTube.
Clem looks like he's about to cut his fingers off.
He was struggling.
You were struggling with the sheets for quite a long time there, dude.
I thought you were about to chop your arm off that thing is frozen for a second
that so that's the name of the dark sister i didn't know what the name of it was so that's
the big sword he's holding on the throne is the dark sister that is i don't know if it was that
sword in particular but the dark sister was a sword that was brought up yeah but the way he
mentioned wanting the dark sister the way he sat with brought up yeah but the way he mentioned wanting the dark
sister the way he sat with that point down just like kind of leaning on it being like fuck you
that was that was a cool throne scene for sure what did you guys think of the uh like crazy
matt smith armor he looked like a super villain with his arm cool with like the dragon wings yeah
he also has a dragon that looks like a bad guy dragon.
Like the minute he got that dragon, I'd be like, no, you're a bad guy.
You can't be the king.
That's a bad guy dragon.
You ride.
How about the dragon being like, they were like, go to your cave.
Yeah.
They were yelling at him in Valerian speak.
And it was like, go to your cave.
And the dragon was like, okay, fine.
But one day I'm going to burn all you motherfuckers to
the ground it's totally the tiger from the circus oh yeah just waiting for their chance and you know
it's fucking coming talking speaking of swords one thing i didn't i forgot how much i loved until it
was taking place was all the different houses pledging their allegiance and they're like i
play to you my king and radar and blah blah our boy bobby
baratheon's like great great great grandpa taking the knee we saw the starks going down when they
were kind of whispering about the north and the white walkers and shit yeah we got a rick on right
we got a reference there yep no so black fire is the sword on the throne which is also a great
name black fire spelled with a y by the the way, and fire, which is amazing.
We need a sword generator meme website where you take a color.
First letter your name.
I did like hearing that too, by the way.
How did those – I think he said he was the first of men or something like that.
How the fuck do you get that term?
Like Breaker of Change made sense with danny
she did some shit i don't know where these other nicknames come from i think these guys just make
it all up first man i think is maybe the people from ace isos or whatever and then they come
there's something with like the history and then it's the children of the forest are involved as
well that's i think i'll have to ask the high council on that one i think that's how that all
works so what's the dark sister then is the dark sister another sword damon's that he uses yeah in my mind that the first man goes to
uh the first customer when a new brothel opens they grant him the title you're the first first
of men there you go i like that idea i'm watching the fucking orgy again right now it's pretty it's
pretty fucking funny there's this one guy just getting ridden
like reverse cowgirl as he's it's just it the scenery is so funny when they're doing the
brothels and stuff like that i know i know in the first series they got like actual porn stars to do
it i don't know what oh really yeah there's a couple a couple actual porn stars uh from some
of like the speaking roles where it was like we we need someone who can talk, but also is willing to like really like get fucked on camera.
So,
but yeah,
like there's,
there's this guy who's like fucking this girl.
Wow.
It's just,
it's amazing while he's doing his money's worth,
give him that much.
Like I'm not going to just sit here with a cold dick.
I'm in the brothel for God's sake.
That would be my,
that would be your,
your nickname.
I am Clemary and the cold dick
cold dick of the north cold dick hot lizard
that isn't the episode name i don't know what is man
anything else you guys want to talk about from this episode well i'm just happy it's back dude
it's been i i can't think of i have a couple tv of TV shows that I like, uh, that I really look forward to,
but there, uh, let's face it. There has not been a culturally like Ozark kind of had it, you know?
Um, but it wasn't like an every week, Sunday night, you know, everyone's tuning in same time,
you know? Yeah. Yeah. The last thing that had that succession maybe for me, like it didn't
even have, I love succession, but i didn't grab people like
game of thrones grabs me succession right now is riding a a high of like people being like
this is going to be the greatest show of all time and i'm kind of like you know pump the brakes it's
a fine show but i don't i don't know about that i like it a lot i i thought season three was a
slight downgrade from everything else me too and and it's it's fine it's still good but yeah i
think the last show that had it like this was probably thrown thrown yeah and then the fact that we're back
and everybody seems to like be down with it and into it and i hope everyone's down with the recaps
and the reactions because uh we're going to be dressing up apparently and we're going to be
yeah we're going to go hard you us are gonna be looking like slim shady the only other yeah i think you pretty much said it it's it's just good to have it back i can't
wait to go on the reddit and just fucking you know dive in indulge myself it is interesting
though like i we book readers were good about not spoiling in the first series and then obviously
they came to a point where you couldn't spoil because the spoilers were the not spoiling in the first series and then obviously they came to a point where you
couldn't spoil because the spoilers were the people spoiling it with the writers by ruining it
um but i i am like you know now that we're back on book it's like are people going to be cool about
it again are we going to get assholes we're certainly going to get high horse assholes
being like i know this already and you know the book's better than the show uh but i i want to
know but i don't want to know too much you know i want to just let this let you know, the book's better than the show. But I want to know,
but I don't want to know too much.
You know,
I want to just let this,
let this play out.
The book people that were in our chat tonight.
I fuck with them.
They were,
they were very helpful.
Come back next week and help us out next week as well.
We're going to try to get this in front of as many eyeballs and ears as
possible as well.
So it's going to be on the game of stools feed,
my mom's basement feed,
my mom's basement,
YouTube channel. It's basically game of stools feed, My Mom's Basement feed, My Mom's Basement YouTube channel.
It's basically Game of Stools
presented by My Mom's Basement.
Yeah, if you want the video,
that's always on the My Mom's Basement YouTube.
But if you were subscribed
or if you're an audio only type person,
the Game of Stools feed,
we're trying to figure it all out
because it's like if there's a chance
that this is a monster Game of Thrones recap show, we have a dedicated feed in game of stools my mom's basement is going
to basically become a a game of thrones podcast for right now but also there's other things to
talk about uh if there's a chance that we have you know a couple hundred thousand downloads of
people listening to it on game of stools and And we find out that this, this group right here is like one of the premier podcasts doing it.
Well,
then we're going to be nice.
So tell your friends,
yeah.
Tell your friends,
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subscribe to the,
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We can probably churn out some shorts and all that stuff as well.
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Buckle up.
I can't wait.
This is going to be a week full of speculation.
And on Sunday night, we're going to do it all over again.
So make sure you tune in.
Thank you for tuning in tonight. thanks for helping out in the chat hey give me uh let's wrap up like this
each each each week mvp of this episode i was going to say it while i was thinking the same
thing by the way for everyone knowing why we don't have like a strategy about this because we all
thought that this fucking episode was starting next week so it's like yeah to its core where
there's no fucking rhyme reason or plan we just fucking go
and have some fun with it um mvp bob who's your guy by the way bob because i'm on i'm a high tower
guy kev who's your guy uh core uh corallis corallis double cc you got cc the guy who
made him yield no corallis is the black guy with the dreads oh yeah yeah i think my guy is cole who
made him yield yeah he's oh yeah so the heartthrob the guy the heartthrob went right up to the chicks
i like that yeah yeah i like that okay i feel like i could be him for halloween one year or
something and i would have to say well speaking of halloween i would have to say the mvp for our
show here clearly clem gary and uh the of his name, father of AJ and Sienna.
He's North of the wall.
He lives up North of the wall.
Clem Gary.
And you,
you are the MVP for this week's episode of
your visit at 11 PM for,
for Clem.
His kids wake up.
What happened?
I sliced my fingers off he's dressed
like that in the hospital that would be bad i think the mvp for this episode i hate to say
because he's the bad guy but it's damon right i mean it's a thousand percent there's one guy who
drove this whole episode and it's damon without him this show without him in this episode this
episode's nothing he he stole the show with what
he was saying his non-verbal acting his storyline he established everything like he he is the line
and it's like are you on this side of him or that side of him he's everything thousand percent has
to be him we're at the point right now where we like him we're gonna really fucking hate him i
don't know if it'll be joffrey level i don't know if it'd be ramsey level i don't know if it'd be now where we like him you let this fucking blonde
hair go straight to your head i i already hate him it's just a matter of how much are we gonna hate
is it gonna be joffrey level is it gonna be uh ramsey level uh who did you guys hate more
joffrey or ramsey i I argued this on the dog walk.
I think it's Joffrey times a million.
I think that Ramsey was kind of like a – like he tortured him.
But like Joffrey is like a deep, interesting hate to me.
Ramsey is just like a really bad, dark, evil guy.
But I thought he was kind of –
I think it's close.
I think Joffrey as well, but i think it's close i mean
joffrey had to retire from acting because people hated him so much is that true he's like i'm not
interested in it anymore people just hate me he was jump back in this shit man dude batman begins
how about that yeah batman begins that's what it was the thing about joffrey is he never did
anything himself he always said other people do his bidding at least ramsey like took it and got his hands dirty and that's why i always said joffrey was by far the biggest
motherfucker also ramsey had a much more satisfying death i thought in terms of like
joffrey's death was like it was out of nowhere and stuff but it was oh it wasn't like he got
stabbed and knew who did it or anything like that it was you know you get that purple face that like
the yeah it's a it's a mean face with the eyes and then also it led to the olena like it was me to knew who did it or anything like that. We did get that purple face. The poison face.
It's a mean face with the eyes.
It led to the Elena, it was me
moment. That was cool.
Shout out to Elena.
The good old days were
so good and there's a chance
we get it again.
We're going to get it again.
Tune in next
week. We'll be back.
Same bat time, same bat channel on my mom's basement game of stools.
We'll see you then.