My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 227 - 'HOUSE OF THE DRAGON' EPISODE 2 RECAP

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

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Hey My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Thank you. Are you fucking kidding me, Nick? What an intro. Are you fucking serious with that? What the fuck just happened? I watched him make that earlier this week, and I saw him doing something with the Empire State Building that looked a little bit like the Game of Thrones thing. But holy shit, we're going north of the wall for Clem.

We're going out to Iowa for Trent. You got your couch in the base. The Thundercat Sword. That was a masterpiece. That was better than either of the episodes of the actual fucking show. That was unbelievable. Just give it up for Nick Hamilton in the chat. Get some W's for Nick Hamilton.

It's Game of Stools, Episode 2, House of the Dragon Edition. Robbie Fox, Lord of the Couch, Kevin Clancy. Clem over here as one of the dragons. And we've got the Lord of the Luggage, Trent. He's breathing fire over here. I'm honored and humbled to be here. I appreciate you guys for inviting me on.

The only Game of Stools on the entire Barstool Sports Network. This is the one. The only one. And I am honored to be here. You know, after that intro, one of my first questions was going to be, what did you guys think of tonight's intro? But I think Kevin's right. I think that intro that we just got was better than the House of the Dragon intro and better than both episodes. That was amazing. Yeah, Nick Hamilton outdid it. I thought the intro was good this week. It was like cool seeing a different thing with the same music, though. We were thinking like, are they going to try to outdo the music?

How do you outdo the music? They were like, listen, we can't outdo the music, so we're not even going to try. They perfected it. They nailed it the first time. Why try to fuck with perfection? And then the best part is all the future spinoffs are going to have that song, and they're going to kind of remix it. They nailed it the first time. Why try to fuck with perfection? And then the best part is all the future spin-offs are going to have that song and they're going to kind of remix it. And listen, I

think we're all in the same boat here. The casual Game of Thrones fans, I have no clue what the fuck I was looking at. There was blood. I think there was some family tree shit that they were trying to tell us that's going to happen. But other than that, I had no clue, but I loved it. It was the shining scene with the elevator with all the blood. That's what it was was i couldn't think of what it was reminding me of and that's what it is and i

agree with you that the music i like that they kept the music the same for the same reason that you're saying in the future when we have all these spin-offs that are going on you'll have different intros but the music will be the same gives a little bit more weight i will say it gives it more pressure like now it's really a game of thrones show so if you fuck up and drop the baton people are going to remember that but i like keeping the music the same the baton has been dropped let's just for the for the record the baton was dropped a couple of seasons ago by the old game of thrones now we're back on track yeah we're picking the baton back up the baton was dropped and then like hammered into the ground and and buried fucking alive but the baton is now back up yeah we dug it up like it

was a skywalker saber and we're back now the first two episodes i thought another episode this week not as strong as last week the big premiere but i thought another good episode this week scenes that want to make you puke in more ways than one scenes that make you tense scenes that make you excited for the future what were your overall thoughts of this you know what you know what was good here a few scenes and storylines that you will only get on game of thrones and that is what made game of thrones in the beginning so good is we were doing incest and we're doing death and murder and stabbing pregnant women and killing off, you know, whatever.

And now it's like, yeah, we're doing, uh, we're, we're going to marry 12 year olds because like, that's how people did things back then. And we're got the crab feeder, you know, eating flesh. And we got, uh, you know, name another show right now that you're going to see that stuff on. You can't. That really is what Game of Thrones does. It puts you in situations that in other shows you would never,

ever encounter. Like at one point when they finally reveal who Lena is, that makes our brains switch and say, I don't want him to marry this 12-year-old. I want him to marry this 15-year-old. 15-year-old. That's way more appropriate. That's better. That's just insane that they make that

happen to you but it makes you keep those arguments in your head and then when it's over your life you feel like you like come out of a blackout you're like what the fuck have i been watching for the last yeah real honest with yourself in game of thrones real honest real quick man i didn't know what was going on i, I didn't know who that little girl was. I thought it was just like, oh, he's walking in the court to like see her mother or some shit. And then I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. That's the date.

Yeah. That's the date that they set up for him. And what she says where it's like the mother says, I won't have to bed you till I'm 14. Till 14. The height difference was, and the king, I don't think it's that tall, but it was like the Altuve and Judge picture where I'm like, that height difference is a fucking problem. And this is how bad it is.

We're talking about a king in the fucking realm of Game of Thrones. And even he was like, I don't want to do this. I actually, I have something that I want to say that once the episode ended, I think this king is stupid, and I think he should have married the smaller guy. Yeah, no, he doesn't. Every time, if you watch Game of Thrones for long enough, you know that if you ever make the decision to follow your heart and not follow the, hey, let's marry this girl so i can have more ships and we

can have more riches and shit if you choose the i like having conversations with this girl so i'm gonna go with her that's always the worst decision in game of thrones dude even said like i i can't replace your mom saying well you're gonna try with this other chick over here who's not gonna you know what you know what you can't who you can't replace it if you're fucking dead dude if you're fucking dead and your bloodline's ruined. I mean, he would have had the ships, he would have had the houses, he would have had everything. And instead it's like, no, I have like lunch dates with this chick. Idiot. We said it last week when we met the king, we're like, this guy's a nice guy. He's a guy who I think we'd all have a good time with, right? I

feel like he'd be the fifth guy on the show. We'd all be chopping it up does not make for a good king you know who this guy is he's ned stark he's targaryen ned stark good dude nice guy cannot play the game of thrones worth a fucking lick god on the throne by god's grace basically and he's a goddamn moron i'm mad right now i was literally screaming in my tv as if it was that's what you fucking moron either you're gonna die of a boo-boo or you're gonna just die from like like the most, I don't even, I don't even know who these people were. The, uh, what's their name? Your boy, Kevin, the prince, the lord of tides. Corliss?

Corliss, the sea snake. I know enough about that family to say, those motherfuckers don't play around and they are awesome. Do not, that's the one group of people I wouldn't have fucked with and the king's basically spit in their face. I mean, he's, this king is a wreck, dude. He's fallen apart. He's got flesh falling off his back.

His pinkies are gone dead. He's putting his hand in a bowl of maggots, because that's gonna work. That's a last resort. Come on. That's like, if you're doing maggots, come on. I think it's disrespect to Ned Stark even comparing him. I know

Ned only lasted one season. He was a fucking stand-up guy. This guy just seems like a... I think it's disrespect to Ned Stark even comparing him. I know Ned only lasted one season. Ned Stark at least was a fucking stand-up guy. This guy just seems like a... I think he's way more Robert Baratheon. Give me the fucking line. What an idiot. What a fucking idiot. What a fucking idiot.

Consult to Viserys. I'm done with him. I'm done with him. Wow. That's a quick consult. Episode two, consult. Wow. Yeah, that's it.

If he makes any sort of comeback, you're done. And if you learn from the White Sox, you cannot unconsul. I've consuled him, and he is never being unconsuled. I'm burying him with the fucking baton from last year. You know what I'm wondering? We know we're going to get – Let me tell you about my biggest problem. Go ahead.

Yeah. The actor, the dude, Patty – I don't know his last name. The dude who they cast to be him is in my mind if you've ever seen cinderella man he is jim braddock's like buddy who's a drunk and he like fucks up and gets killed in hooverville in central park and i i see that guy's face and i'm like this guy sucks i know he was also in in peaky blinders so i'm having trouble seeing a like regal dominant king when i look at him and he's clearly not this guy fucking stinks let me just say what he is too and i this is no offense he's me and trent we're nice

guys but we are not kings and if we were kings we'd be dead so fucking quickly we'd go into the throne and they'd stab us in the back before we actually sat on it the realm should be scared when guys like us become king because we don't know what we're doing we don't have any real convictions we're just kind of like i don't know i just want to have these nice little dates where my girlfriend brings me a little toy dragon like she did she brought him an action figure and he was stoked he married her i thought when she opened he opened the box i thought it was gonna be her panties i'm like that's how you're gonna for the game of Thrones. She gave him a fucking toy, and it worked.

That's how dumb that fucking asshole is. You give me a dragon action figure, I might marry you. I get it. I get it. A nice t-shirt, and I'm down, dude. Look, I got this one. We got the Miami Heat colors. We got the Thrasher slash Flavort uh flavor town color thrasher one's great

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cool opening sequence though we get crabs right away just gross crabs like just way too many i'm not grossed out by crabs i like to go and crabbing on the jersey shore you give me a thousand crabs then i'm grossed out by crabs too many i'd say my limit is uh 10 crabs i'll go up to a dozen i'll give it a dozen okay i'd say my limit on crabs is to the point where i can't defend myself any longer that's what oh my god when you see people yeah yeah i mean the beginning of the episode was like eating the dude's ankle and they were all over it's like i that's way too many crabs which felt a little um white walker-esque like uh when we used to flash and see that and then come back to the real world and it was like what the fuck is going on up there

that first flash i was just like something bad is going on on the beach guys the crab feeder too that's a good villain name the crab oh that's rough and lord corliss is pissed about this he's losing his shipping ports he the people aren't really listening to him in the meeting and raynera speaks up she's like, we got dragon riders. How about we send like, you know, someone like me and I'm a fucking dragon rider. Give me some respect here.

I'm the princess. And the King sends her away right away. He's like, get the woman out of the room, please. And that pisses her off. Obviously the Knights are brought before her. That motherfucker auto too.

That's I don't know. Oh my God. Clem made one of the worst calls of all time last week. Clem? Clem? All right. Can I back down? I wanted to.

I backed down on Twitter. I said, listen, I went in hard. He seemed like a nice guy. And I didn't know what was going on. There was a lot of shit that people were like, by the way, you realize? Listen, I put the mice the maester the maester on the sus list i didn't realize that the high towers are the fucking home of the maesters and they're the home of like the high set bailer so you have religious people

and you have these fucking shady ass doctors that are killing babies i'm even more convinced they killed the baby now after seeing this episode so i am off the can i get off the high tower take i don't want to die on this hill. No, that's not worth dying. We'll let you off there. That was a knee-jerk reaction. I love the Game of Stools reaction podcast where we go all in on episode one

and by episode two, the hosts are going, I didn't know what was going on. I don't really know what's going on. I'm not on this guy. It is literally episode two and we had to walk something back already. The Knights are brought before Ray Nero though. And Kristen Cole is selected because of course, I mean,

she sees like this guy they're like, Oh, he stopped the crime last week. Please thank him for his service. She's like, Oh, thanks. He stopped the robber. Oh, thanks. They're like, this guy was in battles and he also is hot. And she's like, well, yeah, him. So there you go. She's smart. At and she's like well yeah him so there you go she's smart at least she's smart like even even when she interrupted the meeting uh with the king like at least she has balls this goes back to what clement and i were saying like at least do something because clearly something's gonna happen like if you just wait out the storm it's just gonna take you over and yeah she went with the hot guy who's actually been in war, but that ultimately is the right decision.

I mean, I don't know. I feel like, I guess you guys are right, but I feel like she got there for the wrong reason. She's all like Goo Goo Gaga over the guy with the nice hair who put on a good show at the fucking, at the Joust tournament last week. She's got battle though. She fought off the people in the Battles of Dorne.

I know. And that's why I think like she, that's her, her reason. But I think her real reason was like, you're cute. So I, that, that,

that to me was, I, I watch your tongue. Clancy. I'll say, but it can be both. Right. It can be like,

if he was just hot and he was one of the dudes playing around the circus with the rest of the guys, like then you, maybe if she picks him, then you're like, well, she's dumb and just like attracted this guy. But he's got both. He's super hot and he's been in battle. That's a win win. Damon's a dick. There you go. Yeah.

My wife in college. She's like, he's the hottest guy. He's the strongest guy. I'm going to marry him. And that's how we fucking ended up i hit my wagon to uh kristin cole last week and this week i was a little bit worried later on in the episode would dragons get around him he starts talking back a little bit i was like they might just kill this guy episode two and show that you can't do that in this i was trying to remember so so obviously so sir

kristin's your guy bob right you were an answer on Sir Christian from the jump. So I think his stock is going up right now. And say what you want to say about Rhaenyra, how she chose the guy. Sir Harold being the guy who's choosing the people. Your name is Sir Harold, man. Get the fuck out of here, dude. No offense to the Harold's out there, but Sir Harold, come on. That's an oxymoron. The Ottos and the Harold's, they got to go.

They got to go. They got to go. Hopefully the king new york doesn't hear this um we get a conversation in the citadel with allison and reynara and seeing just the sept of baylor in another show is like oh shit we know what the future of this is it's kind of cool to see in the same way some of the stuff in the star wars prequels was like oh man we know where this is going you're getting destroyed in the next one it's cool to see and you kind of get vibes of like okay allison might have some of the snake-like moves of her father i think she's a snake she's no she's definitely a snake she's a snake and they started off with your you'd see them as friends young.

But just the way she – I mean, she went to the dude's room ready to bang him. And his wife was still like – the body wasn't even cold at that point. Yeah. I mean, I thought at that point that was almost like her father sent her. But now I think she's happy to play along sort of. Like once you start to see the know the matrix a little bit and you see what could come of it uh i don't think of her as like a full-blown like rat at this point but you know for sure gonna like the game is coming to her almost she's got a taste of the

power she likes yeah yeah she's got like a um fuck marjorie tyrell yeah yep those are the vibes i'm getting from her where i'm starting I think I don't know if this is this is probably just because as a viewer you do these things but like the old chick the uh the other uh the the chick who was saying like the the guys will never let women run the show I was like all right you're like a little bit of a bootleg Cersei you're like a little bit of a bootleg old lady uh Elena Tyrell like and and I don't know if that's supposed to be or if he writes the characters similarly or that's just because it's like I've seen this show and I've seen this show so I'm gonna compare you

but it does seem like you know uh you know I I've heard that speech before or I I've heard you know an older woman talk like that about the realm so I could see those those two comparisons with that chick I got some Queen of Thorns vibes during that speech that they had and then like you said a talk like that about the realm so i could see those those two comparisons with that chick i got some queen of thorns vibes during that speech that they had and then like you said a little bit of cersei were like the most powerful thing is between your legs like cersei dropped knowledge um sansa was again like 14 years old and she was she was learning when when the princess was like uh no no they didn't choose you the queen who never was like it's not that they didn't choose a woman they didn't choose that woman so uh that was cock't choose you, the queen who never was. It's not that they didn't choose a woman. They didn't choose that woman.

So that was cocky. I love that little – Queen who never was is tough too. Air for a day and queen who never was. Mars. Yeah. Mars. It reminds me of Ben Wyatt in Parks and Rec when they're like ice clown melts ice town or whatever.

What is that? In the newspaper. Just you can never live that down for the rest of your life. We have a lot of fans of old school, like 90s, 2000s hip hop which had its fair share of beefs. I don't think Tupac even says to Biggie air for a day if something like that happens.

If I fucked your wife you fat motherfucker, that's fine. Air for a day? Queen that never was? That's a step too far for that i do think this is gonna be a climb call right now clemster domus at some point we will focus on allison's fingernails once she is the queen and everything and they won't have she's nervous she ain't gonna be nervous anymore yeah manicured manicured nails that'll turn are you a nail biter last episode we

all admitted to being nail biters here i i used to be big time and my mom would yell at me now like i haven't done it for the last decade for whatever reason i just i weaned off of it and i just stopped doing it but for a long time i really was a nail biter dude i went through a phase where i put a lotion on there that tastes really really really bad and i just powered through it i was just like oh my mom always threatened to do that she was like i'm gonna put your like i'm gonna put your fingers really, really bad. And I just powered through it. I was just like, oh. My mom always threatened to do that. She was like, I'm going to put your fingers in vinegar or something. Yeah, bro, it tastes disgusting.

If you ever have to do that, there's no other taste on the planet Earth that can compare to it. The fact that Trent worked for Dave Portnoy for like a decade and didn't become a nail biter again is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard in my life. It comes out in far more disturbing forms we've seen the mugshot um corliss tries to tell the king the throne is vulnerable he wants him to marry his daughter at this point we have no idea how old the daughter is i think we all figured she was kind of normal age by that we

mean at least 15 or up you know in this universe and he wants him to join the valerian family by doing this it kind of would unite the houses it would show a big uh sign of strength and whatnot there's this little scene in between where they're just loud ass crickets i made a note of that i was like oh my god i could barely hear the scene over the fucking crickets in this scene and we get the maggots he sticks his hand in the maggots because his pinky's now rotting off where he got cut on the throne last week i think it's also worth mentioning as we go along there was a six month gap in between episode one and episode two quick time jump and we're moving quick because we know we're getting a 10-year jump i like that though you know and even the way they're

laying this out it's like episode one we we know all right there's problems with the air to the throne and episode two we're trying to unite these houses but we're gonna go here which means this guy's out this guy's in like it's you know there's still a lot going on but for the basic viewer you get it you know what's happening i thought the six month jump was a little jarring i'm fine with it but they had when the episode started i was like all right this is the next day. Like his wife just died. Yeah, I expected that too.

And then he was like, it's been half a year since she died. I was just taken aback by that. I don't know if they can do that in a better way, but I don't care. I mean, now that we're where we're at, that's fine. They said that line. I go to my wife. I'm like, it's like six months. I'm trying to help.

She's like, yeah, I fucking know you, idiot. I was like, yeah. I was just trying. Because I was completely like, i would have completely missed that if i wasn't paying attention so i tried to act smart and she just shot it right back in my face otto being a total snake throughout the episode as soon as it's brought up in front of him that the king might marry uh lord corliss's daughter he's like uh might not be the best idea sir i'm sure you know if i were in your position i would not envy you at all this is really tough you should take your time with this decision total snake you could see it in his face great actor because every time i looked at

this guy's face i was just shaking my head like he's a rat you're a rat yeah exactly um lena like we said is is 12 i think literally 12 they say later on in the episode um and reynera kind of talks to the queen that never was and rubs it in her face like is this what you really want i know i'm protecting my family the bloodline whatever you're gross you're whoring your daughter out fuck off yeah you know uh but the like the throne and his bloodline is is weak as fuck right now it is weak two of them you got to do something and you know the strong play would be that and you got a crazy brother out there that we don't know you know what i mean all it takes is a quick one two and you're fucking gonzo so i get it but uh you know, I feel like he's like, can we just get someone who's like 16?

Come on. Can we get a driver's permit? What does it do for Otto if his daughter marries the king with his standing? Does that just make him like, oh, my daughter married the king? Is that what that is? I think he's just close to the throne. Yeah, I think he's like, my possible grandson will be king one day and i also feel like he's just like whatever he tells his granddaughter to do she goes and does so

he kind of has her ear and you know i think that's just a a good thing for otto to be that much closer to the throne it's like what i think what tywin was right when joffrey got the throne and he's kind of just able to yes you know be the puppet master from the top. It looks like a younger Tywin almost. A little bit. A poor man's Tywin. I'm so fucking mad that this all went down this one episode because my second note is take back, walk back your love of the

Hightower family and they just completely blew up. But I am selling them with, it looks like, basically they're going to be on the throne pretty soon. They're going to have the throne, touching the throne at least so god damn it this is where allison gives the king a dragon toy and he calms himself when he decides he's gonna marry this girl because she gave him a fucking toy that she had someone else chiseled too it's not like he chiseled it just a fuck like here it's literally like if this were a modern show, it would be like, I got you a house to add to your model train set.

He's like, oh, my God. You're mine. At least it was like if it was like sex or something like that, like passionate where like, you know, you got your goggles on. Like, you know, this woman like blowing my mind. The king is so pure. Gave you a fucking little stone. She gave you a fucking a little stone she gave you a paperweight bro it definitely would have went further if she like super gluted herself it would have been like you know it's like a

handwritten no it means more right no yeah just gave it to some dude the stone masters fixed it what it would have been great if there was a balloon wrapped to it and hanging from it said like get well soon i'm sorry you got no you go ahead i i want to kill the king for doing this with this the little statue however i can tell you right now like the moment where i realized my wife could be the one was in college we were we weren't like dating or anything we're kind of just hanging out talking to each other and one day she brought up, I get this, this is true though, a cherry Coke and a Choco Taco to me. And I was like, and it was just kind of, she was like, I said to the calf,

and I thought you might like this. I was at the townhouse. And I was like, that's the way to a man's heart, especially this man's heart. My heart is hurting. It's struggling. And it's because of all these bad foods I put in it. But shout out to her for doing that. So I can't get the king for this. This is your Cherry Coke. This is his Cherry Coke and a Taco Taco maybe.

He loves little fucking. Rest in peace to the Taco Taco. Is that true? Yeah. It's true. And they're trying to say they're bringing it back. They're like, we'll bring it back soon. We're going to bring it back in the future.

That is such, like, that's exactly what I tell my kids. Oh, we'll be going there soon. Don't worry, kids. And it's like, yeah, go for it. Yeah, right. That's what they said about the WWF ice cream bar. It's not back. It never has been.

Yeah, but who's the Netflix of the ice cream treat world where – Yeah. I think the Choco Taco is my sigil. That's awesome. You know, we know a pretty big company. We're all pretty close to a pretty big company. That's what I – Why don't we start selling the barstool Choco Taco? It's like that can't be fucking the idea of a chocolate taco cannot be patented.

I bet it can't be. We'll do a Choco Burrito. Choco Burrito. Boom. Choco Burrito. Everyone knows the rules. And we're fucking done, you know? But if they're ending it, they shouldn't have the claim on it anyway.

It makes no sense. I swear to God there's some game of thrones shit going on with with the people at klondike or whatever it is because it just it's just it doesn't there are certain things that just it's like oh that my favorite show got canceled but i understand because the ratings were really low this is like no it's the most popular fucking chocolate no way is the klondike bar out selling the choco taco no even if it is no chance it's got to be one in one a the people buying klondike bars are people that grew up with the klondike bar out selling the Choco Taco. No. Even if it is, it's got to be 1 and 1A. The people buying Klondike bars are people that grew up with a Klondike bar. They're like seven years old.

They're going to be dead soon. They're not going to buy shit. Old idiots like me in their 40s and then who pants along to their kids, Choco Taco still moves the needle, still gets the dick part. The ice cream man, big ice cream alone will keep that shit going. If you're not buying it for your house, fine. But the ice cream truck is fucking buying those. I think they banished the Choco Taco guy away like Damon.

Yeah. I think there's some politics going on here. Like the creator of Choco Taco pissed somebody off. Yeah. No, I'm going to do you one better, Kev. The CEO of Klondike was told by like one of his like senior managers, get rid of the Choco Taco for this reason, that reason. I'm sure everyone's been struggling the last couple of years

with the supply issues. He's going to listen, get fired, and then the guy who said kill the Choco Taco becomes CEO. He's going to bring back the Choco Taco. And then the sales will be through the roof because the fucking Choco Taco is back. Of course sales are through the roof again. Dude, Game of Stools,

come for the horribly misguided and incorrect Game ofones chat stay for the jaco taco conspiracy theories getting back to game of thrones house of the dragon damon goes and steals himself a fucking dragon egg this is a big move this is this the game of thrones version of a diamond heist i mean there's almost there what 10 dragon eggs in the world if that not even a little weird how he just like did that like got in got out on your way out like pop open a dragon fridge and take a fucking thing with you like i feel like that would be guarded by dragons they said 50 people they were like he got past 50 people and they're like well it was your brother and he's just that night did otto tell them hey

go grab a cig and fucking okay so maybe that's maybe you haul around the front put the egg in got out of there that was a little too easy for my liking i was like what something fishy's going on otto not letting the king go and talk to damon himself about that he's like no no you can't talk to him i have to go and talk to him what's going on there otto did otto somehow manufacture this because he hates damon he just wants damon out of the picture but see the interesting thing is i thought damon was out of the picture he's out of the out of the office day to day you would imagine the guy would leave him alone at that point damon's the fuck damon is not out of the picture he's the fucking photographer he does whatever he wants with the picture he makes the pictures pictures. I think I'm team David.

I just had a fucking high. You know what? Maybe give it a day. Give it a week before you declare another. This guy falls in love and it's like that. You're going to be a house hopper, a Game of Thrones house hopper where he just jumps from fucking guy to guy. This guy's Pete Davidson. He has to get a bunch of tattoos covered up.

Now hear me out though, guys. He's not going to marry a 12-year-old. Number one thing on his fucking resume here. He's marrying this whore, but it's like Targaryen's got around some shit. They have two wives, whoever. She seems like a fucking pretty cool chick. I dig her.

He is a legit Targaryen. He's very nice to his niece let's fucking give damon a shot the nicest one at the funeral last week and that's the thing george r martin um a couple of stoolies reached out to me told him like he said it was his favorite character to write yeah he's written some awesome characters i can only imagine like i think damon i said he was scar that might have been a little strong now i, I think we're going to have – I think he's going to have some good moments. He's going to have some bad moments. And, again, I'll be fair.

On the cons list, stealing your dead nephew's dragon egg on the cons list. From the cradle, that's not a great move. But it's a thronesy move. It's, you know, sometimes the good move is the nice move. The fact him saying that it was his favorite character to write makes me think there's going to be layers to him and that he's not just straight up a bad guy i feel like that that's the signal that he's going to be like very you know uh it'll be a little ambiguous and there's some good and there's some bad and that that that could be cool that scene with the two of them

meeting the two dragon that's where we're up to we got that was beautiful perfect auto co goes with his army across this bridge the the way they shot it the cinematography and everything so badass with the smoke everything about it was perfect and he meets in the middle damon with the egg and damon's playing with the egg and if you're a wrestling fan you'll get this kind of like cm punk played with the undertaker's urn before he wrestled him at wrestlemania he was like oh you care a lot about this well i'm gonna toss it around i'm gonna throw it under my leg and flip it around catch it behind my back he doesn't care they're telling him hey to knock hand over that egg is to declare war against your king he goes wonderful and it's just like oh shit, shit, starting to get tense. His dragon comes out.

And I'm like, oh, my God. That's a big boy, too, right? That was a big boy. And when you hear it, it almost sounds like a siren at first. Like the noise it made was so cool. And I thought we were maybe going to get like a crazy episode two moment where he just mows them down. Otto, Kristen Cole, all of them dead. But no, because Rhaenyira comes in on her dragon a badass

entrance from the mist she comes in from the clouds just like popping up kind of so cool like like it was like under sand or something yeah the way the clouds were doing almost yeah yes and she has a face off with him where she kind of gets him to bend the knee and hand the egg over like she's kind of a weak spot for that so her dragon looks considerably smaller am i right or not yes yeah okay so she's got like a baby dragon compared to like that 747 who's up at the top and then and then homeboy could you imagine if you were if you're juggling the egg and you like drop it off the edge of that fucking bridge and it's important to note that it was uh prince balon's egg it was the one that was in the cradle with the brother who passed away air for a day you picked that one

out right the princess yeah okay she comes in the fact that she goes against her father's wishes stares down her uncle face to face and said you know kill me right now if you want to kill me is ready just to do war with dragons. All badass. Badass. Catching that egg, that's the clutch gene right there. That's something you can put her on the throne. I've seen enough. She has my vote for Queen.

She does have my vote for Queen. Oh, yeah. Why not just cut her head off right there if you're dating her? You know, I was thinking that, like, when she says, I'm your only problem, and I guess maybe it's supposed to be they have some sort of actual friendship or kinship there. But I was like, you know, if we're going to do this, if we're doing Thrones, and we're getting fucking down and dirty here, and then what? I think he likes her, and it might be something incestual going on. That first scene with the necklace on her, it was weird.

It was a little strange. You guys are either going to fuck or fight, and it looks like it was like strange you guys are either gonna fuck or fight and it looks like it's you know i hope it's not because that's creepy but i i do think whether it's familial or you know ancestral which is you know what happens in thrones i think there's something going on but she was badass in the scene this was the scene of the episode for me all right gotta cut the podcast off again to tell you guys about HelloFresh. Do you have a packed schedule this fall?

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R-O-B-B-I-E 16, and use the promo code R-O-B-B-I 16, you'll get 16 free meals across seven boxes and three free gifts. That's hellofresh.com slash robbie16 promo code robbie16 our boy damon is like it's like an ogre they have layers they're like onions right we're going to go some shrek references here i have no shame doing that and i do think that's why george r marg he's's gonna have a lot of stuff where you see both sides of him and it's already it's already begun here i think we got someone commented imagine being the child of clem and waking up to your dad on a live stream in that mask

i mean kevin's got kids too i mean listen look at this braid i've got going here boys i mean i got i got it all man that's nice yeah yeah i spent uh too much money on this little shoulder dragon here I mean, look at this braid I've got going here, boys. I mean, I got it all, man. That's nice. Yeah, yeah. I spent too much money on this little shoulder dragon here. There's a couple of grown men here. No big nothing to see here.

Since we mentioned kids, I wrote down this quote, children can be such irritating creatures. That is the fucking truth. That's it. All episode. Yeah, exactly. So he gives over the dragon egg. Dreamfire was the name of the dragon.

I thought that was badass with a Y, too. You spell fire with a Y. And when the king hears that Rhaenyra was out on her dragon, and, you know, part of this, she is in trouble. I kind of wrote down in my notes, like, you could add a classroom, go, ooh. And they found out. Your audience reacts like like you know you you broke your curfew and you took your bike out yeah and you weren't supposed to damon has a riding a fucking dragon to a house showdown damon has a conversation with his wife

where she says she just wants to be liberated from fear it's actually a good scene well acted from her. Kind of reminded me of scenes that we got in the original Thrones in a way. I feel like this was a storyline at some point with somebody. I don't remember. Shay and Tyrion. Yes. Yes. That's exactly who it was.

It reminded me of Shay. And Corlys meets with Daemon after the king announces that he will not marry his daughter. He will marry Alyson. And Otto's face when he announces that he will not marry his daughter he will marry allison and otto's face when he announces it just so pleased with himself like and by the way corliss was my declared guy yeah and uh i'm i'll still ride with him right now because i think he's he's got his head on his shoulders i you know i don't think he's supposed to be a good guy by any means but when when he's like, this is an absurdity. Yeah, you're goddamn right it is.

It's like, you're just like, this is crazy town. You're a king. There's a couple fucking types of people you can pick. You don't just get the jamoke off the street who you got a crush on. Let's be adults in the room here. Marry my 12-year-old. That's actually another thing that is different about Thrones where good and bad guys don't matter. It's who's going to last.

That's who you're hitching your wagons to. It's not like, oh, I think Viserys is a good guy, so I'm going to root for him. Well, then you're a fucking moron. You've got to root for the people you think are going to last. You want to hitch your wagon to somebody who's going to make it five, six seasons, not somebody who's, oh, I like having conversation with this person. Then you're going to be out pretty early. It's not about good guys and bad guys.

They're both equal, but opposite. It's like good is ends up having a weakness and bad usually ends up being like, like hubris. And that's the reason why they both fall. And that's why you got to find those, you know, ambiguous guys in the middle. And I think my man Corliss might, maybe might have that. Yeah.

It's like they didn't watch Game of Thrones with us. It was fucking the biggest show in the world and they weren't watching. Like there has to be a TV somewhere in the Red Keep, right? Which by the way, I love seeing King's Landing nice and fresh. And it's not, it's like seeing like the old videos in New York City before it just became bum rat shit infested place. And then going to Dragonstone too. Cause like Dragonstone was straight up like in ruins when we saw it in Thrones it was kind of cool seeing it have like a little cachet a little pull to it these days wait so let's see we got a little uh answer the internet game of stools crossover right now the

chat is arguing who would win in a fight I think this is a no-brainer 17 dragons or 1 million crabs i mean please we're all like on the count of three we'll all say who we think ready one two three dragons one dragon beats a million crabs unless there's something i don't know about like game of thrones dragons are there ones that are like huge or something but anything that's on the ground uh you could have a billion of them that dragon's just gonna go back and forth and casually fucking dracarious all you and your family members the crabs aren't even gonna know they're in a fight they can't like walk around like like this and they just get torched unless there's something i don't know about the realm crabs uh you could make that number infinity crabs and like one dragon just chilling that's a crawfish boy that's

that's a good point crabs don't fly and dragons don't swim so what so what how wait wait until dragons don't have to get to the crabs underneath there, right? Yeah. It's like, okay, go hide in the fucking ocean. I feel like maybe some people would point to the Suicide Squad where they did the kind of 10,000 rats versus Starro, but the difference obviously being Starro couldn't fly or breathe fire. And the rats are also...

I would be more afraid of rats than crabs. Am I wrong for that? In case there's any crabs listening to this podcast right now, I will say 100 crabs versus the four idiots on this stream, I'll take the 100 crabs every single time. I'm so terrified. No, 100's not

enough. You don't think 100's is enough? I'll stomp those fuckers like I'm Super Mario. Dude, they move all crazy ways though. They move forward and backwards in like this weird though. They move forward and backwards in this weird manner. I move forward and backwards in crazy ways. Octagon Bob. Get some crabs in the chat for us. I think we have ourselves a video.

Bob versus 100 crabs. Who wins? In the octagon. He just got a mallet and he's stepping on them and whacking them and shit. Oh, Peter will come at us hard. I love that. In the octagon. He just got a mallet and stepping on him and whacking him and shit. Oh, Peter will come at us hard. Peter would love that. Yeah, Clem tried to start killing horses last week. I'm trying to kill crabs this week.

Trent, am I wrong when I say it's good for a jouster to fucking put a spear in the horse's leg? That's a good way. If it's not a fucking penalty, like, why wouldn't you do it every time? Right in his fucking schnoz, man. Right to the bone. It's the best strategy. It's the best strategy. I didn't even know it was time? Right in his fucking schnoz, man. Right to the bone. It's the best strategy. It's the best strategy. I didn't even know it was on the menu until last week.

I had no idea that that was the thing. They didn't give him a penalty, nothing. I've also thought about doing more of a baseball swing. Like the jazz. If you kind of come across him, then it's like a clothesline. You have more. But then you're getting hit first, I think yeah i guess you gotta get the distance yeah i actually don't understand in jousting how both guys don't hit each other every single time yes agreed i think

it's i think it's more like you shield you know you kind of deflect it it's more about getting a direct hit than anything okay we should go jousting we should get a couple bicycles and a couple fucking oh yeah and just go do you ever do that we always try to do that with like a wiffle ball bat or something like that we just end up crashing our bikes into each other yeah that seems like a broken rib weight and a half yeah it's a hospital visit i'll tell you right now if i just any of you guys i'm going for your horses fucking legs i'm just letting it be known right now i'm not not going to circumvent it. KFC, a topic you wanted to bring up that you texted us about in the group chat was do you think the cast of Game of Thrones watches this show,

the original cast of Game of Thrones? Do they like the show? Do they like the success? Like, how do they feel about this? I just remember the final appearances of the cast, particularly Emilia Clarke, and i think um um tyrian um peter dinklage was like asked about it and and it might have been a little bit of projection on our part because we knew how much the show sucked but they both gave answers that were kind of like yeah this this final season sucks like they kind of knew it and and kind of

like laughed about it or just kind of were like yeah that was weird and so they have to know on some level that they had this masterpiece and then they all get fucked over not person you know not really they're all fine no one blames the actors but you know you went from we're going to be remembered forever to like we're going to be remembered forever for having this shit suck. And then this new one comes along and, you know, are you turned off by it? Are you are you a mature adult about it and you don't care and you just want to watch and enjoy it? Do you like enjoy seeing other people thrive? Are you jealous? Are you like, fuck, I wish I was back.

I wish we had another crack at it all of those things or is it like I remember I think they asked Jeter about like what do you watch you know after you're retired or whatever and he was like I don't watch baseball like fuck that I'm done with that like after you know 8 years 10 years on set of dragons and meisters and all that shit are you like

bro I watch you know Bob's Burgers now get me the fuck out of here I watch my bank account just fucking go up in interest every fucking five seconds. Yeah, that's for certain. But, like, you know, Jon Snow was, like, itching to come back. And Melisandre posted on her Instagram, like, just a little FYI, the Red Queen or whatever she was is, like, thousands of years old. She'd be a good cameo.

I would actually like that. That'd be really cool. I think save her for season two or three, obviously. Wait a little bit, but if she's just in for a quick 10-15 minute cameo, that would be really cool. She had a low-key banger of a fucking song, too. It was haunting and dread-filled.

I was very attracted to her. Just going to put that one out there. Who wasn't? Well, when she turned into the old lady. That was nuts. Who was it? Well, when she turned into the old lady, that was nuts. That was gross. That was gross. I think early on, they got to be happy with the success of the show. I think episode one was the highest viewed show this year or whatever.

Like, at the end of the day, you know that you didn't murder something that was so cultural. Right. Well, that wasn't so bad that people are still going to come back and watch. It took one episode to erase a lot of damage. So that's how powerful – I don't know. It's like when people make fun of Kevin Durant or LeBron, and it's like George R.R. Martin must have been like,

we're okay, guys. Like, trust me. We're going to go back to, we're okay, guys. Trust me. We're going to go back to this book, and this one's fucking awesome. I wonder if they were like, relax. We're fine. As soon as we start up again, we'll be all good. Because it took like one minute, not even like one episode. It was like right away.

I was like, I'm back in, baby. I don't give a shit about what happened. So, yeah. I mean, I would imagine they're they're into it um to some extent i just don't know it's probably fun to some degree if you're not sick of it it's probably a lot of fun watching as a fan like everyone else got to do and not knowing what the twists and turns are going to be right right yeah that's actually a good point i didn't think about that and i feel like maybe at first they're like i hope hope this isn't better than ours. Like, you don't want,

you still want to be the gold standard. Oh, I'm sure they're like, well, it's not game of Thrones. Right. Right. And it's probably,

I don't think it can be like, I don't know, even if it's really good. It's just like, like right now, I think it's just matching the old episodes. And until you have a red wedding or the sept blowing up or, you know, some of those moments.

Which we got time, you know. Oh, sure. Those will come. But, man, I don't know. It's also because that was the first thing I've ever seen like that. Right. So now I'm used to these things a little bit. So it's almost impossible to live up to it because it's like, well,

I'm never again going to have a red wedding reaction because, you know, and there's never going to. I truly don't think famous last words from an idiot, but I truly don't think they will top the moment of that music and the wildfire candle and and Cersei blowing. I mean, I think that's like the greatest scene in television history. Trent, you got to watch that with me for the first time. We watched Thrones together because Trent was a fan, and he told me like, hey, I'm going to be watching the final season in this apartment, so you should catch up. And we caught up over the course of maybe one month. There were days where we would wake up at 9 a.m. on a Saturday,

watch 12 episodes, go to sleep, wake up at 9 a.m. on a Sunday, watch 12 episodes, go to sleep wake up at 9 a.m on a sunday watch 12 episodes that is that sounds amazing it was one of my favorite show binging experiences ever because it was just awesome and i got to experience it all at once felt like it all hit me like a game of thrones bukkake and it was amazing yeah it was cool to get to watch you like watch the red wedding i remember i think you filmed his reaction to red wedding or something or not. It was something that, uh,

now I knew the red wedding was a thing. I knew a lot of people would die, but when you experience it, when you see the throat slitting, when you hear the music, the screams, the belly slaps, the belly.

I think I was just silent for like a half an hour. Yeah. You sat in silence. Trent was like, listen, I've been there. so I'm going to let him have his time. He went out for a bit. He came back with all my favorite snacks and said it's going to be okay. I will say, Guy, I mean, you got to know the rules. What Game of Thrones has said is like when Damon's wedding I thought was going to happen,

my balls started to tingle a little bit. There's a Game of Thrones wedding going to happen. I know what might happen there that's exciting to me but like you guys are saying the only reason i know about that is because the first time around it was a complete mindfuck it's like um you know you'll be chasing the dragon like you'll never get the same high oh pun intended you know you'll never get that same high again that would be a good name for a podcast chasing the dragon maybe we should rename this. Yeah. Chasing the Dragon.

Presented by the Dragon Boys on your mom's basement. How about that? Chasing the Dragon by the Dragon Boys presented by your mom's basement, a Barstool Sports production. And Dave's still going to steal that name from us. I do love Dave in very Game of Thrones fashion. Dave, I don't know if you saw this, Trent. So Dave obviously said he had the mix-up with Game of Stools.

If the people don't know, Dave tweeted out, there's a new show premiering this week called Game of Stools by Millmore right before House of Dragon. And we were all – I think those two interpreted it almost as like a shot at us. I knew right off the bat, this was just Dave not knowing what's going on. No ill will or malice intended. But then these guys were in the office and they said,

you know what would be a great way to like say you're sorry is plug our podcast and post about it. And he said i don't think i can do that because that's a sign that i'm getting soft it's a sign of weakness so dave refuses to bend the knee and just tweet out a link to a podcast because he knows he's got to keep up the iron throne i i gotta even respect it man you know what i was thinking when all the mincy stuff was happening this week with him getting stripped of his King of the South title, Dave kept saying,

this Game of Thrones around here. It's like, we might have to have him stop watching the show. He starts to get paranoid when he watches Game of Thrones, and he's like, who are all my enemies? He starts looking in-house, and next thing you know, Mincy's not the King of the South anymore. We're literally taking crowns off of people's heads and bringing new kings he watched one of the first episode was like all right what am i gonna do about everybody around me austin's looking at his hand the kingpin making sure it's on his chest

i thought it was a shot every time dave says something negative about that. I could take as a shot at me. I'm like, it's probably at KFC first. Cause a lot of her stuff is intertwined. And I go, it's because I put Frank in Mets, Twitter jail. Like that was my,

that went through my head. And it's like, no, Mincy said something to a reporter. And that's what started this whole fucking thing. It's just, we live in a fucking, I don't like this Westeros where we live in.

It's terrifying. And to what Trent said, he truly is paranoid because my response to that was like, from us you're afraid of looking soft tub me and clem and he's like no no i know you guys wouldn't stab me the people around here you gotta be careful i was like what clemmer frank and like mincey like who are we talking about here he tweeted about the show he's watching it maybe we'll get him to join us, or maybe we won't because he said he's not sure he can continue watching it. He's not sure if he could put up with the stress of Game of Thrones. He doesn't like watching his favorite characters die every week, and he especially doesn't want to watch dragons die, knowing there's 10 of them.

When we get to Thrones, we're not going to really have dragons around. So if you're a dragon guy, there's no idea the dragon is coming to the show. But that's just more, if you ask me, that's just another sign that he's getting soft. Ooh. Tweet out that link to prove you're not soft. That's the most fucked up thing.

Tweeting a link about a guy who says you're soft, that's how you prove you're not soft. I do. Yeah. All right. Now I got to tell everyone about 3G. It's the final ad of the episode and it is our presenting sponsor you don't need to live in a state where marijuana is recreationally legal to get your hands on delta 9 thc anymore 3g has federally legal dispensary grade cannabis products

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You will love it. It will go great with House of the dragon on Sunday nights and game of stools. Speaking of which let's get back into game of stools. The show does give you an anxiety that other shows don't like that. You, the, anybody can die at any moment anxiety,

which is almost non-existent with other shows. Do you think we're going to get a big one early with this show? I do. Now what I'm confused about, we know we're going to do the 10 one early with this show. I do. Now, what I'm confused about, we know we're going to do the 10-year jump at some point, and the actors are going to turn into different actors. They're going to get older. Is the king going to make it through that?

My gut says no. The king's not going to live another 10 years. What did you just say? The 10-year thing? So at some point during season one, they're going to jump ahead 10 years, and the actress that plays Raynera right now will no longer play her. It will be an older actress.

No way. Yeah. That I also like, what? I'm starting to love. Pump the brakes. Give Trent a minute here. Where did they tell everybody that? It's like on IMDb.

We kind of found it out last week because we tried to look up how old the actress was. It said she was 30, and we were like, no fucking way. It turns out the actress that's about to play her is 30. And I think the chat helped us out with that as well. This is a king. You need to take a minute if you need to go for a quick walk. Where are you stationed, Trent, right now?

Yeah, this is where I used to be. I like this actress. I like the like this actress i know say goodbye to her i know i was just gonna say i actually i knew this already and i forgot it and and so i'm kind of having a moment here too because i was about to say princess right now is one of like the dopest like she doesn't give a fuck and she's all gangster. And like, I want to see her dragon ride and fry some dudes. And like, yeah, it may be, but maybe it's like a flash forward or maybe that's not until later, but yeah, it could be console. See you later.

Are we going back and forth? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it's a back and forth or if it's just a, you know, a jump, but here's my point uh your point uh king he ain't making another like another episode every your heads just went perfectly back we do another six month jump this guy oh yeah you're dead i mean in back in that world unless you've got some magic on your side and i don't really think he does right now uh you know he's got flesh falling off his body all over the place.

He's going to be like that guy in Braveheart who had syphilis. His face is going to – you're done soon, dude. Maggots are as far technologically as they go. We try all the potions and all the smokes. We're going to do the maggots now. This is the last bitch effort to save your life. They had a lot of maggots. How're going to do the maggots. Now, this is the last effort to save your life. They have a lot of them too. They had a lot of maggots.

How do you get that many maggots? That should have been on the beginning TV, MA strong sexual content, violence, nudity, language, and maggots. Cause that like the sec should step in and be like,

guys, you can fuck, you can marry the 12 year old. You can, you know, chop the heads off. You can have the 12-year-old. You can chop the heads off. You can have the crabs eating everybody. We're not doing – Chop a dick off. That's fine.

I'm okay with that. Yeah, chop the dick off and – sure. We are not doing plates of maggots to eat the dead flesh. I bet that sick fuck Roan wanted to use maggots in the most dangerous game show. And they're like, listen, Roan, we'll let you get away with a lot of shit here because you're fucking really talented and a great dude. We're not throwing maggots at these fucking crazy idiot barsville people. No one's throwing maggots. I bet Vibs is trying to get that on lowering the bar multiple times.

I'm like, Vibs, we're not doing maggots. Oh, definitely. So the episode ends with all the crabs still eating people. We see the mask of, I think, the crab feeder, or at least one of his people. I took it as the crab feeder. What do we think is going on next week? I don't know. Is that the crab feeder? Do we took it as the crab feeder what do we think is going on next week i don't know is that the crab feeder do we think that's a crab feeder crab feeder is like a mask

or a weird like a creature or like what is that a human at first i thought it was like grayscale or something but i think it's just the way his mask was made okay so then he's just like a gross like person of the sea who's like one of the crabs it's kind of sick yeah he like he's just a crab man and just fucking raises hell out there if we don't have white walkers i'm cool to have some kind of zombie creature yeah that's what i mean i was people you know human or or just grabby so his dad fucked a crab and that's how he was born like that would be pretty you never know you never know his mask kind of looked like the sons of the harpy mask you remember those the gold masks that they wore when they always fucked with dinars like maybe a dragon he had the mask on a

dragon like melted it to his face like half and half oh yeah i could see that i don't know by the way can you imagine like just a round of applause for for clem who just wore that mask the whole fucking way sure like he didn't take it off once he probably you know he had these like no vision i thought it was coming off at some point. I doubted it. And he didn't flinch, man. He didn't get it. I had my fire.

Yeah, the fire is just an absurd. Is that their football? Yes. It's an actual fire flame. We have a campfire. Look at that. I have so much dumb dad shit because of all the kids here, so I'll be set for all 10 episodes.

Speaking of which, on the Barstool Sportsbook, where do you think they will put over-under for the Kings' death? Do you think it's six and a half, not enough, too much? Do you think it's a penultimate death? Which, by the way, boys, penultimate season. Penultimate is where it's at. I'm giving it to episode four. Yeah, I think he's going.

I don't think it's going to be. I think it's going to be Baratheon-esque, where it's like The vacancy of the throne Is what's really throwing shit Where the throne cut him you know He's getting the infection the throne's telling him bro Yeah that was crazy that was so heavy handed

It was unbelievable The throne is literally going to kill this guy For all the dummies out there But I think it'll be like The throne's empty and Damon's like, it's mine. And princess is like, no,

it's mine. And the 12 year olds like, I can't read any books. I mean, it's going to be a whole scene. I think because of his death, not waiting for his death. So I,

I'll take the under on six for sure. I don't know. I don't know how to make predictions anymore with this 10 year jump. I, that is completely put me in space. I don't know where the ground is. I don't know where anything is anymore. I have no idea what's going to happen.

Trent, where were you 10 years ago in 2012, August 28, 2012? Where would you say you were in life? Jail. I don't know. You picked the right night, probably. I don't know. 10 years? I don't know. I think I was a security guard I don't know. 10 years? I don't know.

I think it was a security guard. Yeah, I mean, I've been at Barstool for almost nine years, so it was right before that. When you were at the wall. I was a security guard at a corn factory. That's true. Is that true? Yeah.

King of the corn. Yeah, they make corn syrup. They bring loads of corn in. They turn it into all types of stuff. Did you have a lot of corn robbers? A lot of action there as a security guard? Zero action. That's a good date. Because then I could write blogs.

So I didn't have to deal with anything. 2012 was probably blackout days, I think. Blackout. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. That's what we were doing all right i think we've pretty much recapped the episode is there anything else you guys wanted to hit on before we get out of here i had a few things i just made it up one we

so the things i forget that i love about thrones that i'm remembering the names like dreamfire awesome name for the dragon i'm gonna really enjoy learning all the different dragon names. The little fun fact about the queen who never was, she's part Baratheon, so I like having a Baratheon in the mix. A mummer's farce. I don't know what that means. Seems like some fucked up shit, though. The guy said this is a mummer's farce.

I just love that line. And I love the crab, what's his name, the crab feeder. I like that it's called the Stepstones. There was always cool little places for lands. So that was good. I got to buy a sheath for my sword. Right now it's in leather. But when they took all the swords out, when the dragon came, that was a sweet ass sword. You know what you have to buy for your sword, Clem?

A case. And put it in there and leave it in there so you don't chop any fucking limbs off of you or your children. Last week when he was struggling with that, really thought we were gonna get at least what the king had you know that little cut he had i thought we were gonna go straight cheddar bob and eight mile right into the fucking groin just throw some maggots on it i'd be fine the other two notes i had the other two notes i had one george armand apparently called these books hot d that was like his tag name for them because hot house of the dragon hot d i kind of just like to

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Death. Crabs. Crabs. Fire. Maybe the 10-year jump is next week. I don't know. We lost right at the 10-year jump. I don't know. we lost right at the 10 year jump that's our only shit