My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 231 - 'HOUSE OF THE DRAGON' EPISODE 5 RECAP

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

Super Producer Nick Hamilton joins the boys this week to discuss and recap House of the Dragon Episode 5! Will this be the final episode with our young cast? Did another Thrones wedding go poorly?! How is the King still alive?! 3Chi: Use code STOOL5 at checkout to receive 5% off at 3Chi.com Gametime: Download the app and use promo code BASEMENT for $20 off your first purchase! **************************************** Subscribe to My Mom's Basement on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeZ96PqdsJYQ7DFLRx6MHw My Mom's Basement Merchandise: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/my-moms-basementYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement

Hey My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Thank you. Hello and welcome to episode 5 of Game of Stools Presents House of the Dragon. It is myself, Robbie Fox, Nick Hamilton, and Clem tonight, Sir Kristen Clem, if you're watching on YouTube, with another tremendous... Unbelievable. Clem R.R. Martin, he hits us with Kristen Clem. I was waiting for Clem R.R. Martin again.

I thought that was going to be a going forward. Clem R.R. Martin was going to be the thing for the rest of the time, and then I killed a motherfucker, so I said we're going with Sir Kristen Clem. That Clem R. Martin was going to be the thing for the rest of the time. And then I killed a motherfucker. So I said, we're going to see if Kristen Glenn, that motherfucker beat the, that was some fight club stuff.

Oh my goodness. Joffrey's batting 0% at weddings in Westeros. You knew once you heard that guy's name, he was fucking toast. Yeah. How about this? Don't be named Joffrey because I hate you. If your name is Joffrey.

Also Nick Hamilton with the flags behind them. Look at this. Those are so much bigger than I expected. You can hang these actually on the side of a house. They're eight feet tall. It's ridiculous. Now, do those get hung up right before we hit record, or is that just a permanent staple with you and the Misses?

I think that's going to be it for a while. The Misses suggested we just do a Game of Thrones Halloween party. So that might just have worked out to my benefit because I already got everything. There you go. It all turned around great. We don't have Kevin tonight. He will be back next week. He was like in the midst of moving or something and couldn't watch the episode where he normally did.

He texted me on Wednesday, oh, shit, I have to move tomorrow. So he's just been scrambling. He's gone across the narrow sea, as they say. We'll get him next week. But what did we think of this episode, episode five? It was the royal wedding in Game of Thrones. Every Game of Thrones season has a wedding that goes wrong, as they said in the little post-episode blurb.

Clem, I'll go to you first. What did you think of episode five? I was so fucked up, Bob. I thought we were getting time jumps. This is the thing. When you know too much, your brain starts wandering. I'm expecting time jumps. We know the wedding is here, so I'm thinking we're just losing generations of families.

They're just getting wiped out. But it was like we got our action, obviously. My boy, Kristen Cole, wiped the floor with the what was the was it? The Lord of Kisses. The Night of Kisses. Night of Kisses. Great fucking name, by the way. Pretty good.

And then so I was like a little disappointed that it wasn't as big of a wedding episode. But there's some serious political that is that you know took place our girl allison hightower dropping some bombs without saying a word unbelievable so i liked it i i enjoyed the episode i enjoyed the episode we're what are we five for five right now right yeah yeah nick what about you i i think it's awesome how they set up the way i was like all weddings. There's only been one, I think that wasn't a bloodbath, but it turned into a bloodbath. And that was Rob Starks.

It was like, they just got married by a tree. And that ended up being like the worst thing in the world for him. But I, it always goes back to the, I think episode one of first game of thrones, like a Dothraki, a Dothraki wedding without several murders is a boring affair so like i and i thought they were gonna trick us like i everyone was going and expecting that i was kind of being like are they not gonna have just a bloodbath this time it wasn't as crazy as it's been in the past but like yeah i think the political moves with allison like

just the high tower being like, we're riding with you. The fact that the only person not thinking about that so far is Rhaenyra. Like, she's just going to be blindsided by it. By the way, there's a giant fucking war coming just because you're going to get the throne. Yeah, yeah, it is wild. And I have a theory about weddings in Game of Thrones. And I actually did a little research right after this episode. Because obviously we know weddings always go wrong in this show.

Weddings also always go wrong in professional wrestling. Another one of my loves. So I thought back to the most famous wedding in the history of professional wrestling. Macho Man Randy Savage marrying Miss Elizabeth. It was a beautiful affair until it was ruined. They were opening gifts and Jake the Snake Roberts gifted them Damien his snake and then obviously bit Macho Man at his own wedding. It was a huge thing and I thought is there any chance George R.R. Martin was inspired by the wedding of Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth and wrote Game of Thrones based on that.

So I looked back. 1991 was when Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth got married. 1991 was when George R.R. Martin started writing Game of Thrones. Breaking news. Game of Stools. Put it on the thumbnail, Bob. George R.R. Martin confirmed, wrote House of the Dragon after Macho Man's wedding to Miss Elizabeth.

There's your fucking promo for tomorrow. You're not hearing that on the HBO recap, motherfuckers. No chance. They don't want you to know about that. They don't want you to know. They're trying to keep that hidden in a little Targaryen basement. No way. Not getting past us.

George is looking at, you know, the, uh, Vince McMahon's paper in class right now and just copying off. You cannot trust them. And people who remember that are the people who don't remember it. More importantly, that was some traumatizing shit. I saw that live and they blurred out when Damien bit macho man's arm, it was like the biggest thing to, uh, at that point, nine-year-old Clem, it fucked me up pretty good. And now the man that you see today is the man that came from that a fucking sick and twisted individual so miss elizabeth was also the first crush of my life r.i.p i love miss elizabeth she was the first crush of my life ladies and gentlemen this podcast is brought to you by

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is standing there he almost looks like uh darth helmet from space balls he's his hood is the biggest hood that has ever existed where he was standing in that like little like rock formation it looked a lot like the the the man with no face when he meets aria after he kills all the lannisters i thought we were about to get a famous faceless man showing up oh fuck shit up but then just damon right no he was stanced up too he was like he's just standing there like this yeah you will not pass and she's like hey what are you doing small dick she immediately just starts insulting him she's like oh you come here to not get it up you come here to consummate the marriage finally it actually reminded me quite a bit of how recklessly gamora was talking to

thanos when they were over yeah you know and the whole soul stone thing where i was like oh i don't think you should be doing i don't think he's in the mood right now for what you're doing here. And she kind of realizes herself that he's there to kill her because she's like, oh, what are you going to do? Like kill a baby to become air? Are you going to kill someone? Oh, wait a minute. And she reaches for her crossbow and goes up.

And then the way they shot it, it's another one of those things where it can be open for interpretation. Did he do something? Did she just fall? But afterwards afterwards he kind of cements it when she's like oh you're too pussy to even finish the job like you can never finish erectile dysfunction bitch yeah and he just comes and grabs a rock and he finishes the job roman swipes insert your idea i'll do the fucking connection you guys are at the upfronts, I'm sure. Sales team, we'll fucking put you guys together and make it work. Again, Team Damon, not the best look for us. However, I'm going to just own it.

The Wife's Liar. I just gave that guy his nickname, The Wife's Liar. Hell of a fucking move by my guy, Damon. Take him what's his. And this whole thing about Raya. I like that split zone. We're steering into the skid nick that's what we do with team damon we had there's a lot of skids that i that was the first one i was like ah

fuck i've been like trying to ride on this guy's side for a while he just blatantly killed his wife and like all are all the horses just terrified of him oh yeah he's a motherfucker to horses yeah i forgot about the jousting too yeah yeah like that was the second time i'm like ah dude it's if he just like killed her in the wild it's one thing what it's like are you bringing the horse into it too i'm like you're making it impossible to room for you i had that moment not to skip ahead with kristen cole as clem is down there where i declared myself a kristen cole guy right away one. And I kind of realized in this episode, when you're declaring yourself towards a character in Game of Thrones,

it's not going to be for the entire show. It's probably not even going to be for the entire season. It's like a surfer catching a wave. Like that wave is not going to last forever. You're just going to catch it for a while. It'll be sweet. And then you're either going to wipe out miserably, or it's just going to be smooth sailing to the next wave.

Definitely going to have a week or two where you wipe out horribly and like, yeah, then you're going to catch a good wave again. Don't worry about it, Nick. Listen, Raya, we kind of like,

that's the thing about Damon. He painted this picture of Raya earlier in the season where he's like, Oh, she's just like this. Oh, fish woman. She kind of sucks. She's a bad-ass.

She's like, yeah, light, right? He killed her. That's a fucking body count of my good's a badass she's like kind of aria light right he killed her that's a fucking body count of my good fucking work let's go damon we killed her we fucking took care of it the veil the veil they they breed some fucking tough ass motherfuckers up there she's hunting deer nope damon was going wife hunting and he bagged one team david let's go this is gonna sound really bad please don't put this on social media i was

gonna say clem's wife sits off screen probably three feet uh we cut to a boat where the king is getting seasick this bitch can't even handle a little sea journey a little trot across the ocean um and lionel strong is the new hand of the king just as i predicted last week i was right about that one i was proud of that yeah so that was obvious but he seems he seems like a good choice too and like even like he's shooting a trade even through the end of the episode it's like when the king we think is going to die for the 50th time is like how am i doing would i've been good at battle and he's like hey you know it it's cool that you weren't tested and then you were fucked shit up out there like no he's like no no that that's crazy you don't you don't want to do that shit no he's a very

good yes man i can tell which may not be though he's the best hand of the king but he's a good like hype guy he's like oh don't worry man like everything's good i'm telling you that's gonna be the end of it him in the high high towers, working behind the scenes. I mean, he was number one on the sus list at some point, right? The whole strong. And his fucking son, the club foot, suck my dick. He is the worst. He's the top of the sus list.

He's talking about flowers and shit. If you're talking about flowers, you are automatically on the sus list. And listen, this is coming from a guy who's become a pretty big green thumb over here. I'm a botanist. I'm looking into honeysuckles to put around my house. That's fucking weird. I'm a weirdo. Look how I'm dressed right now. I'm a weird human being. I would not trust that club fit or anyone in that family at all.

The way he talks too, he's like fucking getting all sassy with it. That whole strong family stinks. I hate them. Except the father though. I feel like the father's okay and then the rest of them except the father though i feel like the father's okay and then the rest of them stink or though there was the one guy that just broke up the fight he was like a bouncer at the at the rehearsal dinner um but the like you said club foot lord laris he goes and talks to allison and this guy big simp energy right away he's like yeah i know my father got the job but it's a real shame that your father

got taken off it really seems like an injustice to me miss queen your highness and he brings up the grandmaster bringing rainier a tea that night that everything went down allison feels betrayed i wrote down this guy's a total snake it's the new hand son who's trying to work his way into all of the gossip he's heard the gossip at the dinner table from his father or something, and now he's trying to get around with it. I hate this guy. This guy's number one now in the castle that I feel like might be a threat to everyone. Because even a character like this, it's dominoes.

You drop one domino and everything can fall like that. Now that Otto's out, this guy's the new number one snake. That's where I, and I don't know where his loyalties are necessarily. Like, I guess probably with Allison and high towers, like, but he's, I noticed now he's been around cause he popped up what episode two and then maybe three, like he's always been kind of late lurking in the corner, but yeah, I, I'm, he's going to been kind of late lurking in the corner, but yeah, I I'm, he's going to linger guy at the party where you're like,

dude, are you trying to join our conversation? Are you looking for something? Can we get you a drink? Like, what are you doing? You just linger. And then he's just trying to start shit with everybody.

Like, Oh, they were saying this shit over here. You just go fuck that. Yeah. Yeah. Chauncey. Chauncey to Pew wrote in the chat.

He said, clubfoot is an agent of chaos. He's the Joker of Westeros. I hate the guy. Don't like him one bit. Kind of love that fucking reference right there. Yeah. I might be all in on that.

What if the next episode he comes out and hits an, I'm the Joker, baby. He's burning money. And speaking of Otto, he has a fantastic scene in this episode i hate otto listen i hate him i hate the guy but this scene where he kind of says goodbye to allison and tells her the king will die and war will follow if reynira is queen so prepare agon to rule this was like oh okay so he's going for the emmy here he's trying to get that. He's trying to be the next, what's Tyrion's real name? Peter Dinklage.

Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage was just stacking up Emmys, I think, when he was on that show. It's like, oh, he's going for one of those Dinklage monologues here. Yeah, this was really good. Yeah, that was the first time that I, like, I'd hate him the entire time. And then I was like, ah, fuck, he might have had some good points there. Like, he's like, I'm just trying to stop a fucking war here. No one else seems to notice this.

You need to get ahead of this now. Otherwise, your kids are going to be killed. I was like, all right. I kind of get it. But it also is his fault that that's his grandkids. Yeah. So I immediately walked. I was like, no, no.

I'm glad he's out. Fuck that guy. When you're throwing the war around, she was kind of like, yeah, yeah. So, like, I immediately walked. I was like, no, no. I'm glad he's out. Fuck that guy. She, when you're throwing the war around, she was kind of like, yeah, war, it sucks, but it's life. And then he's like, the blade is going to go to your kid's throats or something. I was like, ah, shit. You even sold me now. And I'm rooting for the fucking Targaryens here. But I was like, we got to fucking, we're going to have to start a goddamn war.

I'm with you 100 on that the king arrives to house valerian and they send just the kids out to greet him and it's taken as a huge sign of disrespect obviously the kids are now aged up it's not the little 12 year old we saw um they are older people now and while they just got that girl just for that scene and then we're like oh next week don't worry we're gonna get a girl that's like 16 scene. And then we're like, oh, next week, don't worry. We're going to get a girl that's like 16, 18. They were like, we're just going to freak you out for a bit. We're going to remind you how weird this can get.

And then we're going to make it a little more normal. When Damon's trying to fuck her, she's going to look 18. We promise. The king meets with Lord Corliss finally, though. He goes in. The king's cousin, the princess, comes in. She notices the missing fingers. It's kind of played as like they take a beat on it and make you realize this guy is literally falling apart.

He does have leprosy, too. We learned that. It's officially leprosy. And they mention Rhea Royce's hunting accident to him. They're like, isn't it crazy that Damon's wife, it's such a shame that she got into that hunting accident and her face was bashed in like she got hit with a rock or something. I love how quickly he's just like,

we'll get back to that. Marriage? Yeah, he's like, it's that picture of Ben Affleck that people keep putting out, smoking a cigarette. Yeah, just like... Fucking Christ, another thing with my family falling apart like listen i'm here for the marriage like well after that we'll talk about this after that yeah yeah he's like we all know we all know it was damon

it 100 was damon we can't like no chance it was my fucking brother man he was just saying like what if she was out of the picture last week like now she's dead of course but it's like we'll get back to that so the king proposes the marriage go ahead clem our boy the king man this guy just gets worse and worse shape every week he's just coughing up a lung now and i'm like dude get the fuck out he's you got bleeding how many fingers are we down to now are we down to like three four like a hard six met most, I'm saying right now? I think so. I think because they were even showing like he has padded gloves, it looks like. People don't really know.

That's what I was thinking. What do those fingers look like under the glove, Nick? What do they look like? Do you think they just look like just Anakin on Mustafar? Like just all scabby? Honestly, when they showed him later on, that's exactly what he looked like. He was nasty. Yeah, hisasty. Yeah.

Is, and is he still banging Allison like that? Cause I think later, I think in the preview, they said she ends up having three kids. Oh no. Oh man. She only has like one or two right now.

My man is still shooting loads. Yeah. Oh God. And listen, doctors, doctors royal doctors whatever the masters meisters whatever stop going with leeches we're done with leeches oh when they brought that up again i know keeps dropping fingers the guy has a fucking like covid now he has covid like zero zero zero i don't know what it would be in westeros in this time period it's unbelievable he's just leaking out of his nose.

Stop with the leeches. There was some dude, Orwell, that was like, hey, I have this herbal medicine that I think will really work. And the Grand Maester was like, no. That was the first guy to suggest weed, yeah. Yeah. What if you just give him a joint, man? Give him, like, see if it helps. And he's like, get the fuck out of here.

You should be in prison for that. Yeah, get out of here you should be in prison for that yeah get out of here hippie yeah uh so the king proposes the marriage rainier to and lord corliss is like uh what are we doing about the last name situation there he's like do we get the valerian last name do we get the targaryen last name and the king basically makes a compromise he gets fed up for a second. He's like, Jesus fucking Christ. I'm the king, and I can't even propose a marriage without someone negotiating with me here. And he's like, they can – I believe this is what he says. He says they could be a Valyrian until they take the throne, right?

And then you're taking it under the Targaryen name. Kind of like the new king, right? His name is something else, and then he's Charles. Andrew was his name? Oh, shit. Bob's going like real legit. Am I right about that? I don't know.

Did he take a different name? I actually haven't been following. I know that that's usually what they do. Elizabeth was one of the first. I'm going to look it up. If we have any listeners from there, they're like, what fucking idiot is on this podcast? We have to have someone from from there, they're like, what fucking idiots on this podcast. We have to have someone from the UK.

They can educate us. That's on the high council right now. I didn't even know that. That's interesting. I was looking for like. That's Charles III, so maybe I'm wrong. Maybe that was just a rumor. He was going to take a different name.

The first comment that popped up was the king now has a built-in shocker. Oh, man. I don't want to think about those mushy fingers though. Gelatin fingers. The leeches really are. We talk about this all the time in my mom's basement, Bob. It's the,

it's the, the flex tape meme where it's like leak throw leeches on it. That's all they fucking do. And this guy just keeps getting more and more sick. It's fucking crazy. Oh, this is what someone pointed this out. He could have been like King Edward or something. He could have changed his name if he wanted to. Yeah.

Could he have been King Chuck? Could he have gone from Charles to Chuck? That's what I want. Chuck. That would be hello, fellow kids. How you doing? Yeah. The King.

So Rainier and Lainer take a walk on the beach where they're both like so we're not into this right what if we just get married make our fathers happy and then just fuck whoever we want and they're both kind of like oh we could do that open marriage like back in game of thrones yeah let's just do that so they come to the agreement and immediately they show us laner is gay and he's, he has a lover Joffrey, which like we mentioned, don't be named Joffrey in this,

in this universe. His boyfriend Joffrey wants to be his sworn protector. He's like, I'll be your bodyguard. I'll get to travel with you. Nobody will know. This is perfect. It's a great situation.

No, no, no. They were just like, it's like, you guys are kind of leading on here. They weren't good at the wedding, they were just, like, kissing in front of everyone. And it's like, you guys are kind of leading it on here. They weren't good at hiding it. But the princess says, like, Laner's gay.

So, like, how is this marriage going to work out? And Corlys is like, ah, he'll outgrow it. It's just boys being boys. Corlys was like, he'll outgrow it. Has he tried women yet? Like, once he does, he's not going back. Also kind of a point that implying corliss used to fuck dudes a little bit and then he maybe he's like just oh well he's still young so it's like

it's cool pussy dude come on yeah that's that's kind of what he was saying when he's like there's no better feeling and it's like yeah he's like bro he, he gets some pussy. He'll be straight. I don't think that's how it works. Um, but she's worried about the safety. The princess is worried about the safety of everyone with Rainier around becoming the next air. She's like, this is going to be a bloodbath.

It's going to be a shit show around this whole family. Like, is this the family we want to marry into right now at this time? And they're like, yeah, Kristen Cole is on a ship he goes up to reyniera and this is a tough moment as a kristen cole guy because this is as we mentioned simp behavior this is not great from him he goes up to her he's like why don't we leave

this life behind and run away with me he looks like i tweeted eric from the little mermaid he's got that outfit on you You nailed it with that. Like, straight up Disney character. Disney prince. Run away with me, princess. We can live this amazing life. Throw away the crown. And she hits him with an all-time line. She says, I am the crown.

What are you talking about? She's like, this little fantasy of yours is nice, but I worked out an open marriage. I'm going to continue fucking you, and we're going to stay right here because this is my whole family. This is all my whole legacy. This is for the realm. This is for the people. And he's like, I'm not interested in that.

I don't want to be your whore. Storms off with tears in his eyes. I'm like, all right, that's the wave crashing on the beach for Christian Cole. Also dropped the I soiled my white cloak, which just sounded like a sad kick like a sad cake i was like oh jesus that does sound like he shit himself yeah absolutely rainer gets back from having like the most awkward thanksgiving walk with her cousin ever right like everyone you know you go to thanksgiving take your walks maybe you smoke some stuff if they had a joint during that that would have been it's like all right, we'll fuck each other just to get a baby in me, and then we just go back to fucking our respective people, whatever it may be.

Also, I'm going to shout out myself. I called him being gay. I am the worst gaydar in the world. And I was like, this is an About podcast. What's this all about? I had no idea those two fellows were gay. They're lovely fellows. I had no idea they were gay this whole time.

But I was like, I think he might be gay here. So it's kind of like um was it the way he said dracarys yes it was we may have to delete that bob i don't want people to come at me i'm dressed as a guy ken jack said it best kristen cole kind of committed a hate crime tonight that i don't know if we're gonna be allowed it sort of was a hate crime. Yeah. That's another reason why I can't declare myself the diehard Kristen Cole guy as you sit there dressed as him. I have blood on the knuckles too. I haven't. Oh,

look at that. Bloody knuckles. I didn't even notice that. The attention to detail. Unreal. That's what we do here on Game of Stools. We don't know what the fuck we're talking about on the show, but we have details when we dress up like fucking idiots on the

show. Look behind us. No Starbucks cups left around. Not on our set. Do you guys remember that too with, I think it was Renly and Marjorie, where she was like, you can have someone else kind of fluffy up, then you just throw it in me. And I was like, is that what we're going to have to do here?

Logistics. And then I'm like, I don't know how old these people are, so I'm going to stop thinking about it right now. I just rewatched that one. That was her brother too. That was so Game of Thrones-y. Yeah, that was a weird-ass relationship. He was just like, I'll go get them. Where were they from?

I remember liking their actual realm. They're from the... Yeah, they were from the Reach. I liked the yeah they were from the reach i liked the reach i thought that was that was a sick area on that high tower our goddamn girl um the queen of the lady of thorns or whatever yeah yeah high tower i think right was it because she wore green um people in the chat are gonna be like like, how do these idiots not know Highgarden, Highgarden? Highgarden. See, that's like how you wind up booking a press conference at the Four Seasons.

You know? It's close. Man, I got a lot of Highgardens there. Yeah, yeah. Highgarden was adult name. Highgarden was adult name. Highgarden was adult name. Highgarden was adult name.

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Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. Use that promo code BASEMENT, $20 off your first purchase. The Queen summons, speaking of idiots, the Queen summons Kristen Cole, and the Queen has a new baby now. She hands the baby off. She's like, that'll be all. Take the baby away for the day. And she starts questioning him on Damon.

She's like, what happened that night? Like when the queen came back, a tea or whatever. And this guy, he's like shaking. He's got a vein popping out of his forehead. He's like, I fucked her. We fucked. Yeah, I swear. I'm sorry.

Kill me. Just sentence me to death right now in the moment i was trying to find the uh what an idiot what a fucking idiot yeah i just couldn't find it fast enough we do need as kevin mentioned the game of thrones congratulations you played yourself because what the fuck dude like she she didn't even like come close to acknowledging that he was just so guilty sweating buckets he's He's like, I fucked her. We fucked her. I'm sorry.

We took off all the armor, all 72 pieces of it. That's what all the clinking was. This guy's fucking dragon pussy, and he just couldn't leave it alone and just sit back and have the best life ever, man. It's fucking – it's upsetting. It's upsetting. Someone that doesn't fuck dragon pussy. I'm not going to talk about this anymore.

I have a wife that actually does listen. Chaunce says uh the spine of a jellyfish i agree yeah kristin cole he's got a lot of armor to make him stand up straight but that's fine underneath jellyfish i mean the second he got rejected by her for even a second he was suddenly like oh well my my honor is soiled so i actually really care about that i'm gonna be honest about fucking everything now. Well, that was insane for him to just spew all that out. And listen, I know we're a bunch of dudes here, but I'm going to acknowledge something. I used to live with luggage guy Trent. I do watch The Bachelorette from time to time.

And this reminded me of when a guy towards the end of The Bachelorette goes to her and he's like, I just don't know how to deal with you being with other other guys while like we're in love like i just don't understand dude this is the game you signed up for okay you don't want to be the whore too bad it's the fucking princess like you were the one that decided to fuck her you thought about it a lot too we saw it last week there were multiple moments while you were hooking up where you were like hold on let me just think about this for a second and you went back into it so dude you set yourself up congratulations you played yourself you had 40 minutes to take it off the armor to think about should i do this or not exactly it's like back in the day when you had to like reload a gun for an

hour before you fired off the next bullet like you were really thinking about who you're murdering at that point i kind of wish renee was like i can't believe i fucked you dude like get the fuck out of here i kind of wish you threw a little fire at him she's a dragon uh the king is in bad shape we see his arm has practically fallen off it's disgusting it's gross leprosy all over the place they're talking about using leeches the herbal remedies and he asked lionel how he'll be remembered he says i wish i got the chance to be tested as we mentioned before and lionel's like no no you you don't wish that actually like he seems like a smart guy he knows the history he's like that's a bad idea be thankful you live in fucking war times or peace times i'm sorry um before the war breaks out and then we go into

the welcoming feast which from the previews last week, I kind of thought was the wedding. It looked like this giant affair, right? This is the rehearsal dinner. That's a good fucking call. I never noticed that. And the king, God bless his soul, just wants to throw this amazing My Super Sweet 16 rehearsal dinner for his daughter. And just nothing goes right for him. They mentioned it in

the post show the hunt the everything he sets up just like he's like god damn it i'm trying to make you people happy our king loves tournaments and feasts more than anyone loves anything in the entire world and then i was thinking about him like why don't you do tournaments and feasts and then like they have like the pre-season nit and that's right around thanksgiving and i'm like yo that's fucking an awesome time. I was like, I understand why everyone does tournaments and feasts now. It's fucking Thanksgiving, Christmas time. The Arizona ball, right?

Every birth and marriage, you get a March Madness with all the best nights in the kingdom. We should mention 50K subs. We will go to a tournament and feast at medieval times and vlog the entire thing. So get those subs up. We did hit 30 K. So thanks to everyone for hitting 30 crazy to me because I was stunned when we hit 10 K at Christmas this past Christmas, I was like,

get out of here. We're at 30 K already. Thanks to everyone for supporting. Keep going back. Um, but the King's in bad shape. As I mentioned, Jason approaches him at the wedding as he's like like, wiping up his nosebleed and everything.

And Jason barely acknowledges Rhaenyra. He congratulates the king on his daughter's wedding. He's like, congratulations. You're such a good matchmaker, sir. And Rhaenyra kind of shoos him away. Sir Gerald, from the beginning, this is the guy who was like, oh, Lady Rha, would you like me to ride with you? He approaches and then kind of gets interrupted by this grand valerian entrance everyone stands they turn

they clap as all the valerians come in and then damon shows up i think it's real awkward because everyone's like i think i think he fucked his niece i'm pretty sure yeah girl getting married fuck him so this is awkward everyone gets that vibe in the room right away the big hall that this wedding is gonna go wrong yeah the fact he didn't get an entrance nobody like said his name or anything it was like because the king was probably like my brother shows up don't fucking tell anyone no entrance music yeah yeah he comes into the silence which is kind of badass it's kind of like warrior when tommy connor comes out and just beats the shit just walks out yeah and so kind of gave me that five a little bit probably

not for the right reason uh not what they're going for but wild for him to just i mean we all knew he was going to show up right yeah yeah yeah i i honestly thought he was gonna like say something be like this wedding can't do this wedding. He was going to. There's two things I get a reaction from in terms of characters. One is the king. Every time the king coughs, falls, gets hurt, I just laugh. I just find it funny at this point.

It's like when Bran Stark used to just give the gaze and everyone would be creeped out by it. That was funny, objectively, as even someone who rode the Bran wagon. And the king just losing another finger. It's funny at this wagon. And the King just, like, losing another finger. It's funny at this point. And the other one's Damon. Damon walks in a room. He has my fucking attention. And I'm just like, what is he going to say next?

I turn into, like, a little fucking 12-year-old girl, and this guy walks in the room. He has a presence about him. Team Damon, Nick. Ride. Ride. Wave the banner. I'm still on.

I'm still on. Also, he, like, he has the least lines of anybody, but just captivates. He's so good at that. He said a couple sentences the whole episode, and they weren't in English, right? Yeah, well, he did also talk to his

wife. And Gerald. Did he say a word to his wife i don't think he did i think he just like stood there creepy she kept talking and i mean he was creepy standing there but he did talk to gerald yeah they had that they had that little also i don't know if you guys noticed i am dressed for the wedding yeah oh that's nice he has a tie on and everything a little blazer and a tie you know i like to dress for a wedding our boy sir that's nice. He has a tie on and everything. A little blazer and a tie. You know, I like to dress for a wedding. Our boy, Sir Gerald, he got put in a box like his fucking cousin or whatever.

He got fucking put in his place, my dude. That was unreal. That was so tough. You know, he was staring at himself in the mirror, hyping up himself like, I could do this. I could do this. I planned out his whole speech, rehearsed it, went up there and just got shoved in a medieval locker just exactly got shoved in a medieval locker and you know who does have a presence corliss is hype man he's like the lord of the he was awesome i was ready i was like this is corliss's episode he's gonna steal the whole show he was the half-word

fink of game of thr. You know who's not? Lord Jason. I'm going to say this right now. Lord Jason is a cock. That's the only word I can use to describe the guy. He's a cock. I hate that guy. Yeah.

Just the little slight of just all women. Like, oh, they can't go to war. They're too busy getting ready or something. I'm like, I want to see him die, but also I think we're going to need the Lannisters, which really sucks. Yeah, you're right. Are they going to try to redeem him die but also i think we're gonna need the lannisters which really sucks oh yeah you're right this is a shit are they gonna try to redeem him you think i don't i don't think so i think classic lannister redemption i don't i can't see them i see like his twin brother i i can see them doing that this guy's gonna die brutally but then his twin brother like in beer fest when they kill uh and just bring in like jarva or whatever like i could see them doing that because i think the

brother we did meet the brother at one point he was like much kinder he sat on the council um we met him earlier yeah lord jason carries himself like a Jason. It's pretty good, Emily. It's pretty good. By the way, he'd be like, no, it's Saturday. He would probably, he would also probably have a bootleg one. And he got on the Jersey shortboard walk. And you're like, dude, it doesn't even have the logo on it.

Fuck off. Speaking of things going wrong for the King, he starts giving this opening speech that I'm sure he prepared as well. And the queen interrupts it. She just walks in in the middle of it in this green dress, which they point out in the post show is very, very symbolic of her declaring war. Essentially, they kind of make reference to it in the episode as well. People are whispering, oh, my God, that's, you know, the high tower declaring war symbol. Here comes the queen.

The king's not going to be happy. She's interrupting him because she knows what happened. She's like, you're fucking around the kingdom right now. Are you kidding me? She walks in and immediately stepdaughters right near. She's like, hello, stepdaughter. Congratulations. King finishes his speech. And then Rhaenyra and Laenor do a big dance for everyone.

That seems like, oh, my God. I think the first dance at a wedding is a lot of pressure where you just sway from side to side. This was a whole routine. Yeah. Have you guys ever seen The Witcher? No. No, I heard it's pretty good.

It's one I'd recommend. It gives Game of Thrones vibes where there's this huge backstory to it, clearly. And there's a scene very similar to this in the first episode where the daughter is dancing and like one of the, but like the feeling of war is about to break out is happening. All the adults know it, but all the kids are like, Hey,

let's have this good time. I obviously hear that didn't last for long, but yeah, but yeah, you, I got the exact same vibes where it's like this wedding like they're celebrating a wedding everyone else here is picking a side right now which like i'm getting fucking amped up i i kind of love that like imagine if teams had like their war jerseys it's like oh shit the lakers are rocking the yellow it's like the black outer yeah yeah it's like a black out at a fucking uh who is it like uh virginia tech i remember back in the day it's like oh god the black jerseys are coming on this is an interesting comment i want to get your take

on it boys allison is the smartest one on the show who do you think is the smartest one on house of the dragon right now i just saw that i i don't know the dumbest people talking about house of the dragon this question which is very interesting i part of me thinks it's reynira i think the way reynira is playing damon kind of shows how smart she is at every turn when he tries to you know put him his power and pose his power on her she flips that dynamic on him she's like fuck you She's like, fuck you. Let's get married. Fuck it.

I don't care. Like, and he's immediately like, oh, fuck. And he runs away because he can't get hard or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. She really like. This is your guy, by the way. You boys love this guy who just can't get hard.

Oh, oh, we're going to shame now, Bob. We're going to shame in 2022. Are you for real? We do need like a blue chew Viagra. Like, why don't you guys reach out to us? How are you not sponsoring House of the Dragons so we can do Damon-themed ad reads? That would be amazing. Do you want to bang your niece?

You use this ad. Yeah, maybe they wouldn't like that ad read. Yeah, probably not. We might have to use some make goods on that yeah some people are saying clubfoot's the smartest one i mean it's too soon for i feel like non-book readers to tell that no i'm i'm with the i'm with the high council on that one mainly because they are very smart people but uh because he was the one who said oh the green dress that means we have some war brew and that's the what the Hightowers show when there's a war coming is green.

So it's always the guys, like you said, Bob, they're always listening to the conversation and they're getting in everyone else's business. So I think that might be the answer. Yeah. I think Allison has the potential to be the smartest. But she's just starting to break through and realize what the real world is. She's like the rookie of the year. Yeah. I do want to say Raniere.

In a weird way, I still want to say Damon. Yes. Because when he does these jackass things where he shows up to the wedding, he does it in a way where he knows just where the line is. He does the thing where it's like act like you're supposed to be there yeah and it's just like he walks with this confidence where it's like maybe he's in control all this everyone kind of has these second thoughts of like also his brother's a pussy so that helps it's like standing next to someone that's uglier

than you and being like well i mean look at the adoptions guys let's roll up our sleeves here and just like just just for fun like you know who damon is damon is dave portnoy he does some crazy shit and you're just like what the fuck was that and then when you see a goal you go oh my god that was the smartest thing i've ever seen he just starts nil companies he starts this he has the forest book one out of nowhere and then it's just like we just keep building this empire i don't know the fuck he keeps doing he just keeps rising rising rising and then he's gonna be on the throne and we're all gonna be like this guy's fucking brilliant i'm going i'm gonna keep riding yeah bob so bob's not a damon guy which also means he's not a dave portnoy guy all right god i'm

going right near i'm going right near clem who's your final answer smartest person on the show right now i'm going clubfoot he's the little finger of this fucking house of the dragon right now and little finger was a smart ass son of a bitch all right so we get to this moment we kind of spoke about earlier where sir gerald approaches damon and he gives this big grand um ray's cousin and he's like cool bitch uh well she owes me so i'm gonna take over let everyone know down there that i'm taking over runestone. When he drops the line, I'll fly there right after this because it's like, you ain't fucking beating me. I'll say you gave your message.

I'll hop on the PJ. Yeah. Yeah. The fact he could just fly and be like, fuck you guys. Catch you when you get there. That was such a fucking flex. My wife was like, he'll fly there. I thought he was talking about an airplane.

And I'm like, oh. And I was like, yeah, that was a fucking fucking move you know team damon was just screaming ear to ear when he said that he's literally sitting there being like careful how you talk to your new fucking leader dude yeah the guy just like walks away with his fucking tail between his legs like oh shit he's gonna take over now uh and damon hits on lana which is interesting he goes on the dance floor and immediately kind of starts hitting his moves lanor's boyfriend is on to kristin cole he spots him from across the room and he's like i know that look you're you're the security guard that's in love with who you're guarding and walks over i think everybody ever do that he was just side-eyeing

the entire time just like not looking anywhere else it was like all right dude you could you're her guard you could face her so this is less obvious no he he had he had earbuds and he was listening to only one by yellow card and he was crying tears coming down his eyes um and walks over and we had us what song kr us what song Kristen Cole was listening to? I want to just rifle through. I'm going to make a playlist. The Kristen Cole, Verniero playlist. Yeah, yeah.

What's the name of the song Michael Scott keeps listening to, like the three-second snippet that he doesn't want to buy the full song? Oh, God. I know, yeah. Beautiful. Five games fun, right? Let's see. It might be. So Joffrey Five games is fine, right? Let me see. I might be. So Joffrey walks over to Cole, and he's like,

why don't we keep everything a secret between us? I know you're very invested in this, and I know I'm very invested in this, so let's just keep everything a secret. It'll be best for everyone. Damon walks over to Rhaenyra on the dance floor, and he's like, is this really what you want? Like, come on. He almost tries to kiss her. Again, kind open to interpretation thing here where we get the king's point of view

on it and people just get in the way but as soon as it happens uh everything breaks out into a war also it's goodbye my lover by james shout out to the high council in the chat um but everything breaks out into a huge fight i loved the way the fight was shot and shown because you heard it before you saw it yeah and that's how you kind of experience fights in real life too if there's a fight on the street there was a fight in high school it was like you hear a big commotion you're like what the fuck's happening and by the time you get in there it's towards the end of the fight and this one produced one of the most gruesome scenes in game of thrones history when we saw the face of joffrey turn around and

it looked like it was like a chocolate easter bunny that was hollow it was just like caved in on itself kristen cole went hard as a motherfucker on this guy's face that's there's a few there's only one scene that i I won't re-watch in Game of Thrones, and it's the Viper getting his head smashed like a grape. And when they were hanging on Chris and Cole, I was going like that. I knew it was going to flip to something

fucking that. And it wasn't as bad as that. But that, I think it goes one-two. Like, no doubt. Because that shit, whenever it's the face, it fucks me up like i can't do that just like the way like it moved it looked like gelatin almost and you're just like oh god damn it was um angel face from fight club when he just gets fucking outed into bolivian oh man i didn't honestly i didn't know kristen cole had that in him i don't think anyone oh no i mean i compared

it to eric from the little mermaid before. It was like, look at this fucking Disney character. Like, you know, he was a sad boy season guy crying that his girl was with someone else. And all of a sudden, yeah,

he went real sad boy season, emo boy season. Yeah. And yeah, too far cave to face in. So the wedding was basically called off to a degree not called off they went through with the wedding but nobody was invited it was like the immediate family was there during the fight the king was getting a nosebleed too so it was like he wasn't in good shape nobody's in

good shape they have this wedding with the blood still pooled up and it's very low-key kristin cole is about to kill himself in the garden. I kept joking saying he was going to sepulcher himself the entire time. After the boat, I was saying that. He's done. He's absolutely done. Then he actually went to do it.

I was like, I kind of feel weird that I called this. Then Allison catches him. She's like, Sir Kristenin they cut away from it back to the wedding where the king collapses and it's like oh god here we go with the fucking king in the preview we see this guy's bald rocking like now how many times this episode did you did you guys think the king was dead because i think it was a solid two for me three probably three four yeah i thought he was gonna be dead in episode four and i i don't trust

the guy to make a single minute further they're dangling that carrot so much because they we know he's gotta die and i feel like they're like people aren't gonna believe how long we keep him alive he's gonna live through the time jump like crazy and next week is the time jump right so like the preview i think the characters are gone the actors so yeah thank you to thank you to the great performances of rainier and allison but your services will no longer be needed we're going with older actresses from here on out it's crazy because i really like these two actresses i think it was emily carey's allison and then uh millie alcock is that it that sounds right yeah she's friends i saw with uh noel gallagher's daughter they were posting together this is like look at that let's get noel gallagher

and liam on opposite sides in game of thrones houses and that that would be a great little uh nod to the audience they had to be so they'd be so annoyed like the fucking king is still alive he's still like they now you're putting him in less hair. How the fuck is this guy making it? It's truly... You know what? It's Leach's Club. It's still... You know what? I've done a 180

on Leach's. That is the only reason the king's alive. That is a great call, Nick. There was a part where he fell asleep and it got light and I was like, oh, we lost our king. That was one. The other was during the wedding, during the fight, I just thought he was going to. And I was like, oh, we lost our king. That was one. The other was during the wedding, during the fight. I just thought he was going to collapse. And I'm like, oh, we lost the king.

And then three was when he collapsed at the fucking shitty wedding that they had a fucking shotgun wedding, as they say. And so, yeah, we lost the king three times. And that motherfucker is still kicking in the next times. We said it a couple episodes ago. I wish there wasn't a next time. If next week we got to reveal that the king was still fucking alive i lose my we'd be doing i would have i was going to get a bottle of wine and pour one out for the king and then like they showed him and i'm like all right let's make our calls right now this is episode five right yeah does the King make it to episode 7 Because we don't obviously have the next time

No Yes he is The Leachers are going to keep him I can't At some point the Undertaker has to lose at Wrestlemania I understand that But until he loses I am not betting it's the Undertaker I just can't do it

Like Tom Brady he has to retire one of these years He just beat the fucking Saints today The King is dead next week He makes it to early 7 He has to retire one of these years. He just beat the fucking Saints today. The King is dead next week. He makes it to early seven. Like, first, and then, like, that's when war breaks out. I think next episode we figure out who's on whose side. You're taking the under on, like, seven and a half. Or six and a half, I guess it would be.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Barstool, we have to learn our language here boys pen's about to take over we gotta learn our fucking over under language just get it now i did a whole gambling series called making a gambler that's how i have no fucking idea now let's go back to let's go back to chris and cole get caught in the garden by allison for a second what do we think the motive here is going to be do we think allison declaring war wearing the green is going to be bold enough to be like i'm going to fuck christian

cole to get one over on the princess here i think she's just going to turn him and like be like i will tell everyone like she's just gonna like yeah being an informant i said the most that he can i mean if he just goes from simp to informant that'd be a little quick of a jump but i think that's the nate the great from from ted lasso he'll make the jump on on her side and it's gonna be like he knows your playbook you elected him you brought him up and now he's turned on you for the enemy yeah do you think so you think that there's a chance she's gonna be like go fuck renear act like everything's kosher but then i want you to come back to me and tell me what's going on have her confide in you that kind of stuff it's gonna get saucy boys this was they talk about the political aspects of game of thrones

this whole episode was like chess pieces moving across the board. And we saw everything kind of shift and put us in a very interesting spot right before the big time jump. I agree. I just had, I made a note of this. I just had to say it. Banging on the tables during a wedding should be a thing everywhere. I know there's like water and drinks on the table, but I just love banging on tables, man, or banging on walls.

That's what I used to do back when I was a fucking whippersnapper going out to bars. I'd start the Jose, Jose, Jose chant when the Mets were playing, and I'd just be banging on the walls the entire time. So I appreciated that. And also, I kind of want someone to re-dub that dance scene, but with shout playing in the background because that's a wedding song. Oh, yeah, that's a wedding song. Yeah, we can get that going.

We can get that going. That's easy. That's real easy. All right, that was your wedding song. Yeah. We can get that going. Yeah, that's easy. That's real easy. All right. That was the entire episode. Any predictions for next week other than the stuff we talked about with the king? I mean, it's hard to say because of the time jump what's going to happen, right? I think now that we got Damon up in the Vale, like, we're going to start seeing more of the north.

Because the Vale is like Northwest. So we might finally start getting like, I mean that Rick on that we met was, or yeah. Oh yeah. Rick on Stark, right? Uh, yeah,

he was pretty old. So we might start getting some young Starks, but like the veil is like, yeah, I think that's Northwest in Westeros. Um, if we get to see the moon door and we can see someone go out the moon door. If we can see Daemon jump out the moon door and land on a dragon, I'll –

I just want to get that out into the air in case it happens so I can post this clip. Awesome. Like Avatar, like the way he jumps off and yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd be awesome. I want to see the veil, like how they say it's impenetrable and all that shit. I want to see that at that. And that is something that I think is cool across the series is everything has like a fresh set of paint on it because everything's pretty new. Where like so much shit was in ruin by the time we got the Game of Thrones.

Like even King's Landing, you could like eat off the ground in some of the places here. Where in Thrones, it's like a fucking dump. It looks like New York City. So that's a good call, Nick. I like that one. My call? I don't know if this is like... If we're supposed to believe it. Is Damon and Lenore together? Is that supposed

to be... I think he's gonna... I think they might be married when we do the time jump. That's my guess. It's not really much of a guess, but I think they'll be married i think probably like that political move he made for the the runescape right is that what they called it runestone it's a video game yeah shout out to runescape i used to play that when i was little i've never heard of that in my entire life so i don't know how the hell that came into my head

but god bless so it was like medieval club, and I don't say that with any disrespect to RuneScape because I love Club Penguin. What about you, Bob? What's your prediction? I really don't know because of the time jump. I'm like, when we do the time jump, how close to the war are we? Like when the king dies, I think the kings die in the next episode. I really do. How soon does the war break out when the air thing happens and also to the people worried about the actors changing the actresses changing and you know it feeling disjointed or whatever i do think it's important to note i read

that the actresses that we've had so far playing allison and reyniera were chosen because they look and act like the ones that are coming look and act like the ones that are coming so it's like the ones that are coming were the initial ones cast oh so that's an interesting wrinkle to everything and some people in the high council today in our chat said that there's a chance that you can bring back the actors that we got in season two because there's flashback scenes i'm down with that i like that and they were so beloved on social media on twitter from the whole audience if there are flashback scenes possible i bet they will run that yeah absolutely i mean that's yeah that's like using two episodes of uh book of boba Fett to shoot Mandalorian episodes.

You got to fucking do it. Now that you say that about the king still surviving, you have to actually kind of give, I don't know if it's him or his inner circle credit, that seems like the easiest king to like assassinate basically. Like, you know, a hard blow could have knocked him over and just basically crippled him and killed him. Right. It's kind of amazing. He never got poisoned and they're just like the leprosy finally finally got him

so i thought that was crazy also the story that went crazy uh last week that the actress that played raniera said that the extras in that brothel scene were 69ing for 12 hours dude i can't sit down and watch football for 12 hours let alone being naked and 69ing some random other extra That I just met that morning at craft services It's fucking crazy That's an outrageous story right there Outrageous I mean, listen, I don't mean to be gross

But Game of Thrones is a gross show So I'm going to say something gross Can you imagine the swamp ass in that room? 12 hours of 69ing. Get the fuck out of here. That's too long. Too damn long. Bob, I'm telling you this right now.

They don't have fans on set because fans make noise. They get picked up by the mic. So they have to take those out of there. They might pop them on in between. And they want everyone to look hot because it's Game of Thrones time. No AC. Everyone's sweating because they're 69. The swamp ass in that room could probably give the king leprosy.

Our boy KFC, I know he had a very strong take about how 69ing stinks back in the day. Literally and figuratively. That's why he was against 69ing. I know Portnoy was against the other side. 69ing's the best. And 12 hours, 69. I don't think anyone is like, not even like a horned up, like teenager who just, you know, wants to see a boob.

I think they're just like 12 hours. That's excessive right there. Kristen Cole's like, if it's with you, my highness, he's the only simp down for it. All right. Is there anything else before we get out of here? I mean, the merch is still available on the Barstool sports store. Go to the Barstool store,

get the Dracarys t-shirts. Clem's got one right there. That's my favorite one. Yeah. The Miami heat. That one's awesome. And we've also got the Thrasher one. Maybe some more merch coming.

That would be nice. We obviously ugly sweater seasons coming up in a couple of months. So let's get our brain thinking on that. And I want like, if for narrow was around for a while, I would love the, I am the crown. Like that was such a sick fuck.

I wrote that down immediately. It's like a possible. Yeah. As a possible shirt line. And we'll be back next week with Kevin. He'll be back and we'll have another guest as well. We'll probably have another guest. I assume we'll find somebody to join us on this silly program,

but I hope you join us next week as well. Thank you to the high council for helping us out. Leave in the chat, your predictions for next week and also team Allison or team Rainera. Ooh, I like that. I assume we're going to get mostly Team Rayneira's, but

I see some people in the chat right now saying Team Green already. People liked her moves this episode. The Green Machine. The Green Machine. Stop, Bob. I'm 100% Team Rayneira, and you just said Team Green and fucking Green Machine

and it rhymed and i'm like i think i'm fucking with allison now my brain is too stupid i see team allison 100 so i think people are going to be actually more split than i expected so leave in the chat also who do you think the smartest person on the show is i think that's a that's a good one so any of those questions i think those are all good things i'd like to hear from the audience on the high council this is going to help team allison's cause right now based on the next ons her son has a new So any of those questions, I think those are all good things I'd like to hear from the audience, the high council. This is going to help Team Allison's cause right now based on the nextons. Her son has a new fucking dragon, and it looks awesome.

Yeah, it does. There was a little preview image of that, and yeah, the dragon looks pretty fucking sweet. One of the kids looked a little like a Mad King-esque. I forget what. Did we see when, like, they said to burn or he says for cars to like burn somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It seemed like a problem.

I don't know if that's a gun or if that's just like one of the others. That's like a kid that was burning ants with a magnifying glass. Yes. Someone we shouldn't give a dragon for sure. No, absolutely not. All right. We will see you guys next Sunday.

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